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Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Hi, welcome. Oh god, my voice is fucked.
Speaker 2: We have a start Tank podcast. It's me your host, Chris,
Speaker 2: it's him, Derek. Look over there, Look at that fucking thing.
Speaker 2: That's Sweeney over there. We're coming at you. We're coming
Speaker 2: at you. We're not live. I was gonna say alive.
Speaker 2: That would be a lie, but it's such a natural
Speaker 2: thing to say, yeah, we're coming at you live. You know, Saturday,
Speaker 2: nice Saturday? And well what day is it? What days it?
Speaker 2: Right now it's Wednesday afternoon. We would start taking podcast
Speaker 2: before I fucking forget and before my voice leaves me.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fox he went on, by
Speaker 2: the way, I think I might. I think I might
Speaker 2: have like completely damaged my vocal cord shouting or suck
Speaker 2: or sucking dick. It's possible, you know. I don't remember,
Speaker 2: I don't up.
Speaker 4: That's happening.
Speaker 2: I don't recall doing that. But I mean anything, I
Speaker 2: mean people will go into fuke states all the time.
Speaker 2: You know, people forget things.
Speaker 4: Is the most dangerous fuch days that happened in the world.
Speaker 2: Probably somebody in charge of like weaponry or like driving
Speaker 2: really really volatile materials.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure what happened in was a fugue state. Guys,
Speaker 4: I A regulation was just like fucking stroking it. Then
Speaker 4: he's fucking comes to mind, He's like, well that was crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I'm Adams.
Speaker 2: I'm Adams. If I could even have enough time to
Speaker 2: recognize that and say it.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, my atomic charges accelerated, my atoms moving too quick,
Speaker 4: and he disappeared.
Speaker 2: Man, I was shouting all night yesterday because, uh, it
Speaker 2: was just such a crazy euphoric. Actually, the so the elections,
Speaker 2: obviously yesterday was election day. On the day they were
Speaker 2: recording this, a lot of elections happened. I think there
Speaker 2: was one. I think there were There were various races, right,
Speaker 2: there were mayoral races, I think, Senate seats, I think,
Speaker 2: but the ones that stuck out to me, aside from
Speaker 2: like the fact that every county damn near in Virginia
Speaker 2: shifted blue word, which is insane, I mean wild.
Speaker 5: It's back to normal, because like Virginia used to.
Speaker 4: Be blue us well in our lifetime it was, and
Speaker 4: art lifetime was purple, right, wasn't it? For a period
Speaker 4: of sign.
Speaker 5: It was probably okay, okay, for for a period of
Speaker 5: time it was, it was. But like say they eventually
Speaker 5: it would be like, oh, this would count towards like
Speaker 5: you know, the Democrats, like they would get those electorals.
Speaker 4: Did Obama went Virginia?
Speaker 2: I thought you were Virginia, right, I'm sure, I'm sure
Speaker 2: Obama swept like crazy, But this is these are these
Speaker 2: are different types of elections zoron one in New York
Speaker 2: City handle, which is handling what I was. I was
Speaker 2: doing the math too about it, and because like I
Speaker 2: saw a bunch of people like on Twitter being like
Speaker 2: so pissed off at Siwa or Sliwa, at uh at
Speaker 2: Curtis Sliwa for splitting the vote, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he split the vote, but like if you did the math,
Speaker 2: he still won. He's still won. Like if if all
Speaker 2: of Sleeva's votes went to Cuomo, which not all of
Speaker 2: them would have, let's face it, uh, he would have
Speaker 2: still won by like I think two percent or something
Speaker 2: like that. So like it's a it's a pretty handy victory.
Speaker 2: It happened in Virginia as well. I think there was
Speaker 2: a I think a Senate seat or a House seat
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: And then we we have we stabilized having three more seats.
Speaker 4: Now it's like it was like it was like seven
Speaker 4: seats and now it's five to two.
Speaker 2: And something like that. And then the governor, I think
Speaker 2: the governor of New Jersey is another one, and then various.
Speaker 4: Other places, fucking Georgia. If it took everything in Georgia too,
Speaker 4: it's looking crazy. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see that. We had a vote on
Speaker 2: Prop fifty over here too. Yeah. Yeah, Prop fifty passed
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: There's no way problem. I don't I I couldn't have
Speaker 4: seen Prop fifty not passing though, Like I like I
Speaker 4: my brain is like, how if that didn't pass?
Speaker 2: It's like, what's oh sure? Yeah, there was really no
Speaker 2: Uh that'd be crazy.
Speaker 4: In Califoy just turn purple. It would just turn purple.
Speaker 4: We'd be like, oh, well it's over. You gotta leave
Speaker 4: America now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's uh yeah, it was wild. It was It
Speaker 2: was just nice to it was nice to see a
Speaker 2: young dude win an election and be seated in power.
Speaker 2: We'll see how it turns out, you know. But like
Speaker 2: the fact that, like the fact that he was talking
Speaker 2: and like he wasn't meandering off into a fucking fugue state. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he wasn't talking like a child. It was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: I forgot that there were uh I forgot that people
Speaker 2: used to people used to speak like a human beings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like there was like some grace and there was
Speaker 5: like respect and.
Speaker 2: Like the way that like it wasn't just like nothing
Speaker 2: but attax and just retard or that's what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the problem it's attacked is this like instead of
Speaker 4: like blame the other side, I said, blame, just blame
Speaker 4: the other side.
Speaker 2: Just blame blame radical democrats.
Speaker 5: And it's open about who he was. It was like,
Speaker 5: I'm a Muslim democratic socialist and didn't like try to hide,
Speaker 5: you know, because like I'm like imagine if it was
Speaker 5: like a Kamala Harris type of deal. Yeah, it would
Speaker 5: be like even if she were a democratic socialist her
Speaker 5: entire career, she would fucking not say it. She'd just
Speaker 5: be like, no, I'm fucking shit or left or something.
Speaker 5: I'm a fucking dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: You know what thing she said about the Cheney Right,
Speaker 2: That's right, that's another thing. Chy Cheney exploded.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, finally expired.
Speaker 2: The Quails got him. They've been planning this whole time.
Speaker 2: There's like there's somewhere there was a scene like that.
Speaker 2: Every that morning when I woke up to the news,
Speaker 2: I just I imagined, like I could, Like you remember that
Speaker 2: scene in Bringing Bad where Gus like he hears he
Speaker 2: hears the cartel guy getting assassinated, and then he breaks
Speaker 2: the phone and throws it into the trash. I pictured
Speaker 2: a quail doing that exact thing. Dick Cheney's gone, but
Speaker 2: like dude, like the same typical ship, like Kamala Harris is,
Speaker 2: like he let her, he led a distinguished career. Joe
Speaker 2: Biden too, And it's like Dick Cheney might very well
Speaker 2: be like and I mean this earnestly, he might very
Speaker 2: well be one of the few people on this planet
Speaker 2: that that you could consider like onto logically evil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean, He's up there where
Speaker 4: like Nixon and Reagan and ship. Actually like he's like I.
Speaker 2: Think he's I think he's genuinely beyond Nixon, and Ra
Speaker 2: Kissingers up Kissinger has n't be probably.
Speaker 4: Like those kissingers so bad. It's like genuinely funny that
Speaker 4: people don't know who he is. But he's like really
Speaker 4: like he's like a he's like a BBG, like a
Speaker 4: bad guy in the game where it's like, oh, this
Speaker 4: niggas evil?
Speaker 2: What was that academy? He's b b e G. What
Speaker 2: does that mean?
Speaker 4: At end game? Big bat end guy? Like the guy
Speaker 4: you fight at the end of a fight.
Speaker 2: That's great. I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's an unnecessary acronym.
Speaker 2: It's a d D thing.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like the fucking bad guy you fight,
Speaker 4: like after you fight, like the general and the lieutenant.
Speaker 4: You're like right at the end of the story and
Speaker 4: it's some nick of falls from space that's like I.
Speaker 2: Have a bunch of powers. You're like, what are you
Speaker 2: doing here? Yeah, it's a virgin term. It's pretty much, yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much that makes sense. Yeah, hey, man, can I
Speaker 2: say I love my virgin terms? I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: you guys can't hurt me. Yeah. It's a good it's
Speaker 2: a good it's good vibes.
Speaker 5: I was I'm happy too, I'm happy I fucking I've
Speaker 5: been to New York twice. I barely remember what then
Speaker 5: was happening. It was all gray and gross the first time,
Speaker 5: and then it's quite great.
Speaker 2: Second time.
Speaker 5: I accidentally stole that Luigi hat because I got distracted
Speaker 5: by a fan, so it was a little weird.
Speaker 2: But hey, hey not he's gonna arrest you next time.
Speaker 5: He's like, we're cracking down, cracking that, we're.
Speaker 2: Cracking down on crime. Now. Uh to complete.
Speaker 4: One ad mega stopping frist, he meant stop and kill, stop, stop.
Speaker 2: And kill, stop and kill.
Speaker 5: What would you do if he if he that dude,
Speaker 5: they're right, like the all the people, all the racist
Speaker 5: and bigots that were talking ship he actually like puts
Speaker 5: a burka on the side.
Speaker 2: He implements even he impluend fucking Shakiro law that happened.
Speaker 4: If that happened, I would actually just laugh.
Speaker 2: And be like wow, Well the thing to me, the
Speaker 2: thing to me genuinely was like the thing my only
Speaker 2: real like my mega hope for for the New York
Speaker 2: election was that Cuomo was not going to win. Yeah
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I would have taken sleep.
Speaker 2: It would have been bad, but like, at least he
Speaker 2: would at least it would have been like, at least
Speaker 2: you could have gotten the value of like a dude
Speaker 2: going up there being like, I'm your Maya. I got
Speaker 2: by the way, just so you know, I got shot
Speaker 2: five times. There's something about that at least. But like,
Speaker 2: just to see Cuomo lose so handedly, it was like
Speaker 2: that was such a nice that was such a nice
Speaker 2: fucking thing. I hate that guy so much. Nobody in
Speaker 2: New York likes him. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: What makes it funny about Cuomo is that, like Cuomo's loss,
Speaker 4: he's probably gonna go missing sooner or later because you know.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: He's got a lot of money from a lot of people,
Speaker 4: So he owes those guys something. They're taking something, they're
Speaker 4: taking a whole of something.
Speaker 2: He's not like, he's not gonna go Maybe they'll turn
Speaker 2: him into another bridge.
Speaker 5: But.
Speaker 4: Not so much money. But like, I think his idea
Speaker 4: is that, like this guy, I want him to lose
Speaker 4: because I want him to just suffer. I want I
Speaker 4: want people to like him. I want people to like
Speaker 4: him to just be like, man, it's really hard out
Speaker 4: here for a sex pass.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it should be you suck, but he
Speaker 2: also just killed old people. That's kind of crazy crazy,
Speaker 2: And then like you see I think that was going around.
Speaker 2: It was like Cuomo murdered my my mother and I'm
Speaker 2: still voting for him or whatever. You see that? No, no,
Speaker 2: I think I said, I can't remember how fake it
Speaker 2: was that.
Speaker 4: The guys like the world needs more billionaires. It's like,
Speaker 4: I hope I wil hope, I hope a light fixtured
Speaker 4: his falls on him.
Speaker 5: Oh that guy was Was that that Asian guy on Twitter?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That No, no, you would assume, but no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think this guy was actually American. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: think it was actually from here. And he had some
Speaker 5: like shirt, he had merch and I was like, it's
Speaker 5: on site if you see him. There's so few people
Speaker 5: that actually feel that way about you know, like, but
Speaker 5: that's what I want to slap him.
Speaker 4: And it sounds like thunder.
Speaker 2: Indian dude. That was a little funked up.
Speaker 4: He was. He was a seek feller actually, but yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, is he not Indian? I don't know exactly.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, I guess you can be seeking not Indian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I'm assuming most Indians are seek Most
Speaker 4: Sekhs are Indians.
Speaker 5: Right, So I'm a yeah, most seeks are Indians, so
Speaker 5: I'm a mean, he's Indian and he was unfortunately riddled
Speaker 5: with ct and everything.
Speaker 4: He definitely that I hit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we had the he had dementia probably, and
Speaker 5: then it got slapped into cts.
Speaker 2: Most seeks are. And then I think, so I've been
Speaker 2: playing hide and seek completely incorrectly.
Speaker 4: Hide and.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a fucking I don't know, will hide and
Speaker 5: I joke or something.
Speaker 2: It does sound like he would have he would have
Speaker 2: done that, washed my hand.
Speaker 4: I only washed my hair once a week, because you
Speaker 4: know he can only washed your hair once a week.
Speaker 2: Is that's true? I don't know about it.
Speaker 5: You know that I did a seat girl. Oh I
Speaker 5: was sucking a sea girl. I don't know about dating.
Speaker 5: It was more of the okay, how was that?
Speaker 2: It was most puzzy. I guess that is brown. It's
Speaker 2: just brown pussy.
Speaker 5: I mean if if, especially if it's not your sinnific
Speaker 5: and other, that's how you that's the right answer, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like if you were like, oh
Speaker 5: that was a that was fucking amazing. She was so good,
Speaker 5: you know, oh, oh, highly.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, like insane watched this dude,
Speaker 4: she'd be like, really, whoa, it was really that good.
Speaker 5: I was watching ninety Day This fucking there's a complete
Speaker 5: retard guy on there. He's like when those airhead dudes
Speaker 5: and they're reminiscing about their old photos, like, oh, look
Speaker 5: at how we looked, like, oh, you look exactly the same.
Speaker 2: And him to his.
Speaker 5: Wife, you were fucking ugly back then, like she had
Speaker 5: some plastic surgery done. And he was like, man, you're
Speaker 5: like completely just completely unaware of how like like destroyed her.
Speaker 5: And he was like, what, we're just fucking around.
Speaker 4: That's a bad problem.
Speaker 2: A lot of people have, I think a lot of people.
Speaker 2: For me, I've definitely said that to people. For me,
Speaker 2: I definitely said been like damn, you were jacked up,
Speaker 2: but you never.
Speaker 5: Said it until like probably your significant other or somebody.
Speaker 2: You're told it to women. Not that I was dating
Speaker 2: or anything, but I've told it to women. I think
Speaker 2: I think they need to be taken down a peg,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: I think they'd taking on a peg pretty often.
Speaker 5: I think been hanging out on four Chan a little bit.
Speaker 2: Nah, just Twitter, just actually fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 4: Actually, It's like people like for me, I'm someone that like,
Speaker 4: I don't take things personally. It's it's just I've been
Speaker 4: made fun of too much in my life my people
Speaker 4: that say they care about me for me to take
Speaker 4: things personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're writing shirt with Dana's on it, loser.
Speaker 4: I mean that can't hurt me. I think thats is cool.
Speaker 4: I think that does a beat your ass.
Speaker 2: Also, I like that he's like happy, He's like yay, yay,
Speaker 2: kill everyone. It looks like he's a universe it. Don't
Speaker 2: think he's posing for a photo though, like at like
Speaker 2: one of those like one hour photo places.
Speaker 4: I think it's really funny when you think about the
Speaker 4: fact that like combat characters panels, like imagine seeing it
Speaker 4: from like not a panel standpoint and being like, why
Speaker 4: are y'all posing so much? Like doing like Spider Man
Speaker 4: is staying there. Everybody's like posing. He's like, why do you
Speaker 4: Captain America? Stop and do this?
Speaker 2: Spider Man is the only character that I think about
Speaker 2: having actual poses though, to be honest, because everybody else
Speaker 2: just kind of does like normal person things.
Speaker 4: Spider Man has per poses for sure, Yeah, like he does.
Speaker 2: He has when he's kind of like he's all weird
Speaker 2: and everybody knows how to impersonate Spider Man, Like I'll
Speaker 2: do a Spidery pose.
Speaker 5: You would know who you're doing. Now it's like do
Speaker 5: a Cyclops pose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, like Captain America pose.
Speaker 5: It's just like, I mean, how are you.
Speaker 2: Like this or something? You guys, you guys are x
Speaker 2: men people. You can tell me this is true.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I heard recently that so Cyclops his eyes don't shoot lasers.
Speaker 2: What they what they shoot is kinetic force from the
Speaker 2: punch dimension, from a from.
Speaker 4: A dimension that people name the punch Dimension.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you serious? Yeah? They could.
Speaker 4: People people like people on the internet call it the
Speaker 4: punch dimens. It's so much labor that effectively lasers.
Speaker 2: It is the same thing as just make it lasers
Speaker 2: that like, I don't need to be Yeah, connectic kinetic
Speaker 2: force is fine, But then to name it the punch.
Speaker 4: Dimension, how do you know it's what people call. People
Speaker 4: call it the punch dimension.
Speaker 2: What are the Is there a president of the Punch Dimension? No,
Speaker 2: this is a dimension. Is there a Mayor of the
Speaker 2: Punch Dimension?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's people. There Is there a congressional
Speaker 2: district of the Punch Dimension he's reading text messages on
Speaker 2: his watch. Is he look at the loophole he found
Speaker 2: We told him to stop looking at his phone the
Speaker 2: entire fucking show, and so he bought a watch so
Speaker 2: that he can use like a phone. What the hell
Speaker 2: something happened? Because he's like, deepen, deep in focus.
Speaker 5: Is it like the punch dimension or something you better saw?
Speaker 2: Do you get punched.
Speaker 5: Repeatedly in the punch dimension?
Speaker 2: Is that all that is?
Speaker 4: This kinetic force that's it's just like ruby quartz force,
Speaker 4: so like it would really hurt to be in that dimension.
Speaker 4: Probably get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get crushed immedia. Okay, it's very stupid. I
Speaker 2: think I think I thought it was way cooler. What
Speaker 2: it was just lasers.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's still effectively just lasers.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's better to just not think.
Speaker 5: I don't like when there's explanations like that, because it's
Speaker 5: it's unnecessary.
Speaker 4: That much that one it doesn't do anything cool, like
Speaker 4: when you just come with his expression is like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's like you know, there's other mindsets of the Hulk
Speaker 4: inside of these damaged guys. Like that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Sure, what it's like the hulks?
Speaker 4: Dick shrinks when he goes hope mode. It's like, why
Speaker 4: did you tell me, well, that's obviously what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Why why would you refer like that doesn't help me
Speaker 4: go anywhere?
Speaker 2: Is that is that explained canonically? I don't as I
Speaker 2: just kind of always assumed that it bigger.
Speaker 4: I want to get bigger because he just gets bigger,
Speaker 4: he gets more muscle mass. That's when he just gets
Speaker 4: a fucking giant green venus relative.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're saying. You know, I've never actually.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever seen col porn, which is weird.
Speaker 2: I've definitely I've seen like everything else. I've definitely seen video.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a gift of like there's a famous
Speaker 2: gift of like Hulk pounding Black Widow that I remember saying, Yeah, interesting,
Speaker 2: it is exactly, by the way, exactly like that the
Speaker 2: the what is it the Tarzan? Yeah, it's like almost
Speaker 2: exactly the same as that gift. The fuck were you
Speaker 2: even talking about? I don't even remember. I don't know
Speaker 2: whatever one Dick Cheney's dad, good, Yeah, good.
Speaker 5: It's time for other people to step up and fucking
Speaker 5: pass away. Well that yes, actually Democrats, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they need to go man, do you see the
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if you you might have been
Speaker 2: including on this because I saw this just by sheer happenstance.
Speaker 2: But like there's like a I think there's like a
Speaker 2: house leader or like there's some somebody in the House
Speaker 2: of House of Representatives Democrat eighty eight years old got
Speaker 2: scammed out of four thousand dollars, has dementia confirmed, and
Speaker 2: it's seeking reelection. Go away outside of the fact that
Speaker 2: it being elder abuse, literally just what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 5: Like it's it's it is. It's a terrible generation man,
Speaker 5: corruption at its finest, Like why do they sucks so bad?
Speaker 2: Because they fucking they came after the war, right, like
Speaker 2: why they don't know anything? Like I don't know ship.
Speaker 4: They suck so bad, Like it makes me sad how
Speaker 4: much Baby boomers just suck, like really their ship. And
Speaker 4: it's like, why do you guys suck? Like why why
Speaker 4: do you guys actively choose to be the worst? I
Speaker 4: just like a generation. That's the duration I actually blink out,
Speaker 4: like I'll go away now, yeah honestly, and it's like,
Speaker 4: oh the world's better, yeah, yeah, noticeably. The only I
Speaker 4: think my grandma's a pre boomer, and my grandma's a
Speaker 4: pre boomer technically, but if that think she's the only
Speaker 4: one I to keep around probably he's my grandmother.
Speaker 2: Well sure, but like I think we're talking generally obviously
Speaker 2: like there are I mean, Bernie is a great boomer,
Speaker 2: you know, but he's that age, right, eighty something, he's eight.
Speaker 4: I think that's pre them, right, What the.
Speaker 2: Fuck are you talking to have to be completely I
Speaker 2: don't think they have to be completely.
Speaker 4: I was I was thinking, like the like the actual
Speaker 4: break to people that were No, I think he is
Speaker 4: actually then right, people are born in the sixties.
Speaker 2: Now, First of all, boomer's a mentality. All you're old.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid you're old.
Speaker 4: I'm referring to how particularly bad niggas in that a
Speaker 4: that era were born are.
Speaker 2: If you're after that, I would.
Speaker 5: Say, seventy plus seventy plus is booming sent.
Speaker 2: Seventy plus is boomer territory.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was being specific.
Speaker 2: What when when do they start?
Speaker 4: When starts like the the sixties people born in the sixties.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any fucking sense. How's it not? Because
Speaker 2: the baby boomer isn't the whole point The name of
Speaker 2: the baby bomber comes from the fact that everybody was
Speaker 2: back from World War Two having children. I guess, well,
Speaker 2: that's what that means.
Speaker 4: I guess the fifties. Then that the fifties are.
Speaker 2: It would be the it would be the late forties,
Speaker 2: early fifties. So like you know, uh, Joe Biden's older
Speaker 2: technically because he's like nineteen forty two, So it would
Speaker 2: be what is he fucking I met? The fact, the
Speaker 2: fact insane, insane, The fact insane, insane fact.
Speaker 4: That people that run the modern world, that have to
Speaker 4: interact with the Internet are all older.
Speaker 2: Then the Civil Rights Act is a sin.
Speaker 4: That is a fucking sin, that is a travesty.
Speaker 2: That's okay because they're gonna regulate AI.
Speaker 4: The problem, the problem, The problem is this, right, The
Speaker 4: problem is right because of how scorn they are. Like
Speaker 4: let's say it changes. We're not doing sit for them anymore.
Speaker 4: Like we're gonna let them burn. Like I said, the
Speaker 4: next president comes in and he's like, hey, people that
Speaker 4: are no longer older than like fifty seven can be
Speaker 4: hold office.
Speaker 2: Really funny, it's.
Speaker 4: Gonna be like, oh, we're gonna let you guys all die.
Speaker 2: Ah, Hey, back. I'd be great.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't think that should happen die, but
Speaker 4: like it should be like, ah, well.
Speaker 2: No, I can't stand these people, but I want him to.
Speaker 2: I want him to have healthcare and stuff, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Mean it would be nice, just like, yeah, even the
Speaker 5: worst people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody. Everybody's bought up to a good standard. I
Speaker 2: think you'd be less worse. That's kind of the thing
Speaker 2: that I earnestly believe that I think you'd be I
Speaker 2: think you'd be less worse. I'm talking about it yesterday.
Speaker 2: If you were in that position, if you had, like
Speaker 2: you know, if how.
Speaker 4: Care free health care, food is not a problem, and
Speaker 4: education is not a problem, those three things. The problem
Speaker 4: is that that would that would do this thing called
Speaker 4: radically change the planet. Yeah, it would not help them
Speaker 4: exist anymore. You'd be like, no, we shouldn't have. We
Speaker 4: shouldn't have. What's what's funny to me, What's funny that
Speaker 4: doverical expansion. What's funny to me is how many people
Speaker 4: are surprised by this.
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of people fucking flummixed by the
Speaker 2: results last night. It was just like, yeah, like, well,
Speaker 2: it's obviously, you know, Republians because they just not you know,
Speaker 2: just people on like news sites like like fucking uh.
Speaker 2: I think Sean Hannity was like, oh, he was pretending
Speaker 2: to cross. Yeah, he said, I'm tearing up.
Speaker 5: And his eyes are dry, Drys, you have fucking cat eyes.
Speaker 2: His eyes are so dry in that cliff that the
Speaker 2: only thing that gives away that he is alive is
Speaker 2: his movement, you know, like that's the only.
Speaker 4: The movement of his heart beating hard. He jolts a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah about that clip, like it's he's starting off talking
Speaker 5: and Rondes Santis is obviously not paying attention to anything
Speaker 5: he's saying, because Ron's just smiling. He's just he's smiling,
Speaker 5: waiting for him to be introduced in ship. Yeah, sehn
Speaker 5: Hattie's pertaining to Crime's just it looks amazing.
Speaker 2: It's such a funny scene. The thing. It's just it's
Speaker 2: crazy to me that people are surprised by it though,
Speaker 2: because I mean, like, dude, if you've if you've just
Speaker 2: been paying attention to anything that he's a twitter like,
Speaker 2: you know that people are not satisfied. And also just
Speaker 2: like the fact that they thought, like nine to eleven,
Speaker 2: like that that was that they thought, Yeah, he was
Speaker 2: like a child. The fact that they thought that that
Speaker 2: was still I'm pretty sure he was like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but I don't give And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: nine eleven is his fault. And he's like the fact
Speaker 2: that they thought that would work anywhere outside of like
Speaker 2: Oklahoma or something, right, you know what I mean, It's
Speaker 2: just like that's not going to work. It's in a
Speaker 2: place where people.
Speaker 5: Know Muslims, Islamophobia even it was it was bad New
Speaker 5: York upon initially happening, for sure, epicenter, but like even
Speaker 5: after a while, it's like this kid is in my class.
Speaker 4: It's not his fault. Why fucking the blains, But and
Speaker 4: he's like thank you. We're we're saying you far past just.
Speaker 5: Blaming Muslims in general, where it's like we've all kind
Speaker 5: of identified and what look at the comedy festival, we
Speaker 5: have identified that like, oh, Saudi Arabia largely funded these terrorists. Right,
Speaker 5: the direction of of of anger has been focused and
Speaker 5: people now see them more than just seeing a random
Speaker 5: fucking Muslim doing a call to prayer or whatever.
Speaker 2: They don't give a.
Speaker 4: Fuck Islamophobias was always crazy to me. It was always
Speaker 4: like such a weird thing because it was just like, well,
Speaker 4: the guy, the guy whose house a bunch of the
Speaker 4: brief fell into that lives in Manhattan. It's not like
Speaker 4: yepee yep, a terrorist like this sucks in my house.
Speaker 2: That's open in the world.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, so I don't know. I think that's also
Speaker 4: where I grew up. There was like there was a
Speaker 4: lot of African Muslims, really like Muslims of like there's.
Speaker 2: Another retakings and somehow miraculously lived there.
Speaker 4: There was on the Grand Concourse, so there was for
Speaker 4: the most part that there were black Americans. There were
Speaker 4: a lot of Dominican Americans.
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. It is very funny because
Speaker 2: you've lived around everybody.
Speaker 4: Apparently I lived around I have. That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Of Cantonese neighborhood down the street.
Speaker 5: He's like that fucking that pilot a family guy. Hey,
Speaker 5: you're not a pilot ilot in the world.
Speaker 2: You know, every pilot is crazy. That might be the
Speaker 2: best that's family, right, that might be the best family
Speaker 2: guy joke.
Speaker 5: It's it's one of my favorite things.
Speaker 2: It is so stupid and it's so quick.
Speaker 4: My favorite, My favorite one is it's just the skit
Speaker 4: where Meg beats the crap out of the guy and
Speaker 4: the guys in the back like whoa, as they watched
Speaker 4: their daughter nearly kill somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen that.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what that one is.
Speaker 4: It's the one where they keep they make Meg like
Speaker 4: the chauffeur for them because she just her driving lessons
Speaker 4: and he's make her drive him around.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen this.
Speaker 4: She like it's an it's an old, old, old episode
Speaker 4: and she like beats the crap by a guy and
Speaker 4: you're like, hey, and it Meg gets in a car
Speaker 4: and she's crying and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know a girl that doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's either that or anything with the the what is
Speaker 2: it the the Doctor, anything like that line and anything
Speaker 2: with the Doctor's iconic.
Speaker 5: I talked about it on the show. But the the
Speaker 5: guy that was hitching a ride the span uh, that's
Speaker 5: a good one to also explaining the Spanish thing, and
Speaker 5: then he was like, oh, I only know how to explain.
Speaker 2: That you speak English. It's like no, just this sentence
Speaker 2: and the sentence explaining it okays, like are you serious?
Speaker 4: That is the fact that he said it's actually no,
Speaker 4: he said, Brian yeah, And it's like you don't have
Speaker 4: to say she said, Brian's fine.
Speaker 5: Something like that.
Speaker 2: What the fun?
Speaker 5: You know that?
Speaker 2: And that's who the fuck Broe?
Speaker 4: That is like my guy said a lot. SpongeBob has
Speaker 4: some writing that's like genuinely just galaxy brain for the
Speaker 4: series that is in and that's.
Speaker 2: What this is, just like who wrote this? SpongeBob has
Speaker 2: I think the best part like per like per episode
Speaker 2: run of writing. I think like those first three seasons
Speaker 2: like per episode are pretty perfect in comparison to a
Speaker 2: lot of shows.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to be on Open Road and it's
Speaker 4: the same watching a car accident happen and the freaking
Speaker 4: like the Derby race, Oh right, like that's what he
Speaker 4: thinks driving it.
Speaker 5: It's like, dude, what.
Speaker 2: That is this your wallet?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: With man Ray and it's like that is a that
Speaker 2: is an all timer, fantastic makes it makes sense to
Speaker 2: me at the delivery of it so quick fire that ships.
Speaker 4: That episode is full of great fucking clips.
Speaker 5: Those my favorite the very end, like where you think
Speaker 5: he's taking that.
Speaker 2: He needed this anymore. I fucking cried when I first
Speaker 2: saw it. It was so funny. It's so dumb show,
Speaker 2: such a smiling friends ask jokes like, there's no there's
Speaker 2: no reason for it to be the pyramid Head and
Speaker 2: the new smiling what new season? Yet it's good. It's
Speaker 2: always on Twitter. I've stolen it consistently. I support that.
Speaker 2: I like them, but like you know.
Speaker 4: I just down and watch it.
Speaker 2: I'll check it out. Oh, I just finished the Sopranos.
Speaker 5: Oh really, it was a little overhyped for me, just
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 2: But it's still. It's very good.
Speaker 5: It's it's especially I can't imagine I would be shiitting
Speaker 5: myself if I saw it while it was air. I
Speaker 5: remember when I remember when it aired. Good Man TV
Speaker 5: was not that good. And now we've been spoiled because
Speaker 5: as of right now, I haven't seen anything better than
Speaker 5: Game of Thrones. That's what I'm at right now, as
Speaker 5: far as the writing, the writing, of course, the writing
Speaker 5: and the characters. I haven't seen anything better than that
Speaker 5: House of Dragons. I saw the first season. I like it.
Speaker 5: I liked it a lot. I didn't I didn't watch
Speaker 5: the second season. I was kind of like I was like, whatever,
Speaker 5: I just want to see more cousins fuck.
Speaker 2: Each other or whatever. It's good. It was really good.
Speaker 2: There's way too much and says bro.
Speaker 4: There's a lot that that it's terrible. Charge it's only damn.
Speaker 4: It's like Jesus Christ stopped fucking each other.
Speaker 2: God, damn.
Speaker 5: How's the dragon was very good? I actually really enjoyed it. Wait,
Speaker 5: I was surprised. I thought it was just gonna be like, Oh,
Speaker 5: this is gonna be bullshit.
Speaker 4: More cousins fucking each other on top of dragons and
Speaker 4: dragons on around, fucking fucking people's cousins.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's i'd I'd highly recommend because I know a
Speaker 5: lot of people got turned off by the dark fantasy
Speaker 5: uh ship of uh Game of Thrones. But like I
Speaker 5: saw people that were like, I think dragons are gay,
Speaker 5: and then I finally gave it. They finally gave it.
Speaker 5: I think dragons were homosexual. Next thing, you know, he's
Speaker 5: dressed up in full larb of jobs not. But just
Speaker 5: some people are lame.
Speaker 2: They think like all the fantasy stuff is like for
Speaker 2: like it's like the people.
Speaker 5: That say, oh, video games up for children. It's those
Speaker 5: type of people. Cartoons, Yeah, like those people, and then
Speaker 5: and then they finally gave Game of Thrones a chance,
Speaker 5: like this is fucking awesome, Like I like the first
Speaker 5: of all, there's not that much magic in the show.
Speaker 5: It's very it's very limited, unfortunately, so anyone it's but yeah,
Speaker 5: as of right now, there's so many shows, good shows
Speaker 5: out there, and I need to catch up and see
Speaker 5: what's what?
Speaker 4: What do you? So spoilers? Are Sopranos ending? You know?
Speaker 4: I think that ended nearly fucking twenty years ago? Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: twenty five years ago. Actually it's twenty five ready.
Speaker 5: H No, twenty four I think no, no, twenty five
Speaker 5: because I think it Sorry, sorry, sorry, the show in
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven, So we're at twenty three years, right,
Speaker 5: is that right?
Speaker 4: No? No, we're not even twenty yet. We're going No, that's
Speaker 4: twenty four, going on twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: Now, oh when it when it ended? Okay, now when
Speaker 2: it aired?
Speaker 4: My bad?
Speaker 2: That's my bad.
Speaker 4: So, Chris, do you know about the thinking Sopranos are now?
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Like everybody's seen it.
Speaker 2: Don't stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets killed.
Speaker 5: Even before the director David Chase kind of accidentally he
Speaker 5: slipped and was like, oh, because he didn't have a
Speaker 5: He didn't originally plan for him to be whacked in
Speaker 5: the diner, but then he was like, oh, that would
Speaker 5: be he passed by a place that was like this dinery,
Speaker 5: saw this Dineri's like, oh, that would be a pretty
Speaker 5: good place for him to get killed. And so he
Speaker 5: accidentally said that years later after the fact that people like, oh,
Speaker 5: so he was murdered. But I was like, we're having
Speaker 5: the issue. Did you see inception? You saw inception, right,
Speaker 5: So there's no.
Speaker 2: Confusion in inception. It's not confusing at all. Do you
Speaker 2: think do you think he's still in the well?
Speaker 5: See, that's supposed to be up to your interpretation. It
Speaker 5: is made that way. What I mean by that, I
Speaker 5: don't even mean the ending. Sorry, let me be a
Speaker 5: little bit more precise. Uh, the just the show, the
Speaker 5: movie in itself, the concept. There was a lot of
Speaker 5: people that said they were confused, and I thought that
Speaker 5: was confused because I'm like, what is it to be
Speaker 5: confused about. They have a device.
Speaker 2: People's dreams.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's not confusing time it's different and comes
Speaker 4: from the fact is that how how deep are the
Speaker 4: layers of the dream they're in that's what confusion because
Speaker 4: it's it's kind of confusing. It gets a point where
Speaker 4: it's like how many layers are these niggas in people's dreams?
Speaker 2: I think it's it's just like it's it's almost hard
Speaker 2: to hard to follow, like like like a what like
Speaker 2: how are they in a dream?
Speaker 5: It's just kind of like mathematic at a certain point
Speaker 5: where it's like there is an equation.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I didn't like that the device doesn't have any explanation.
Speaker 5: It's just there. But that's you know, that's more for
Speaker 5: me loving sci fi. I love when they actually have
Speaker 5: like what is this thing and they talk about it whatever,
Speaker 5: it's already established, they have it, and then it's essentially
Speaker 5: an equation.
Speaker 2: D W go the time.
Speaker 5: It's it's kind of like Interstellar you travel the further away,
Speaker 5: you know, like there's there's equations that people do after
Speaker 5: a while. But anyway, what I was getting at is
Speaker 5: when you look at the ending of the Sopranos, it
Speaker 5: seems pretty cut and dry, especially if you're paying attention
Speaker 5: to the cinematography just throughout the series, and how like
Speaker 5: say somebody does something and then it's like, oh, Tony's
Speaker 5: point of view, like it shows the person like like
Speaker 5: what they were doing. So they're showing the person in
Speaker 5: the diner coming in the diner, so Tony's point of view,
Speaker 5: and then it shows Tony, you know. But so that
Speaker 5: last time it just went dark, meaning that his he's
Speaker 5: whatever you see when you're seeing him, and his point
Speaker 5: of view is what it SUPs to shoot to his
Speaker 5: point of view.
Speaker 2: He's gone.
Speaker 5: And then all of the symbolism, like David Chase, almost
Speaker 5: to an annoyance, is one of those symbolism people that
Speaker 5: there's always bullshit in it, which makes for interesting conversations.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: It's one of the things that I've criticized Hereditary for.
Speaker 5: But these are done tastefully, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like the symbolism, it's good. It's a lot like you, Oh,
Speaker 5: the number three is always recurring? This is it's oh,
Speaker 5: this orange cat that's always staring at Christy the entire
Speaker 5: time in the last season. And now it gives people
Speaker 5: to talk They're like, oh, is that is that Aid?
Speaker 5: Is that Adriana? Is that like her reincarnated?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Is Pauli an angel?
Speaker 2: Like people? There's so many there's so many calculated things
Speaker 2: to give people who plays the angel And you.
Speaker 4: Google that and it says this guy is an angel
Speaker 4: straight up you get the box set. Paul was the
Speaker 4: angel the whole time. Actually, yeah, what.
Speaker 2: It's in the credits it says, uh, you know or
Speaker 2: like actor Angel Agel, it's it's.
Speaker 5: I think the what the ending. I think it's actually fine.
Speaker 4: I think people didn't like it because people like Tony
Speaker 4: Soprano a lot.
Speaker 2: They were like, oh man, he's done. I mean it
Speaker 2: is it is. I mean it is an unsatisfying any
Speaker 2: does some extent and.
Speaker 5: I think faithfully right David Chase specifically for even and
Speaker 5: so spoiler friendy one to see who gives to so
Speaker 5: Old the Russian that got lost in the forest that
Speaker 5: they tried to whack him, I'll catch you up. There
Speaker 5: was a guy that Paully fought and then he thought
Speaker 5: he killed and he was like, oh shit, and they
Speaker 5: were gonna bury him in the like the forest in
Speaker 5: New Jersey forest. Turns out he was still alive. He escapes,
Speaker 5: he gets winged in the head, but then they never
Speaker 5: find him. So like when he was escaping, they never
Speaker 5: like found like they're trying to find his body. They
Speaker 5: get lost and they're almost freeze to death. And the
Speaker 5: thing is everyone was like, so, what happened to the Russian?
Speaker 5: He's alive or not? And David Chase got hounded so much.
Speaker 5: He's like, you know what, I'm not gonna do anything
Speaker 5: with this, and he just left it and never resolved it,
Speaker 5: and people are like, what the fuck. And he's one
Speaker 5: of those guys.
Speaker 2: He's like, you guys were being so fucking annoying about
Speaker 2: it that I decided.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna leave it to for you to figure
Speaker 5: it out. He's like, he's like, can't anything be a
Speaker 5: fucking mystery? And I was like, okay, I I'll concede
Speaker 5: to that point. Sure, can't anything be a mystery? And
Speaker 5: it's like, but the ending is not a mystery. It
Speaker 5: is very clear the way everything's set up. The guy
Speaker 5: with the member's only jacket him at his three o'clock
Speaker 5: the threes Meadow fucking doing the third Park, like everything
Speaker 5: is set up towards like this. Niggas dead. This got clipped.
Speaker 4: From the moment, from the moment he goes to his house,
Speaker 4: he has that fucking whole like weird moment where he
Speaker 4: like looks up the stairs and she's the shadow of
Speaker 4: like I don't remember who he at his mom or
Speaker 4: something like that, and I'm like, oh, yeah, this nigga's
Speaker 4: about to die. The whole time, I was like, this
Speaker 4: guy's about the he's cooked.
Speaker 2: It's over.
Speaker 4: And then him kind of like life is not bad
Speaker 4: and recollecting and being like.
Speaker 2: Oh you're doobe. Do you remember you can't live the
Speaker 2: unfortunate resolution?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't live in too.
Speaker 2: His kid now is like in a good spot, meadow
Speaker 2: is it seems to be. I was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, do you guys remember the CGI face? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh god. So I didn't know about this before I
Speaker 2: saw it.
Speaker 5: So I was watching it. I'm watching it in my
Speaker 5: living room and I'm looking at his mom's face, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, what the fuck is.
Speaker 2: Wrong with her face?
Speaker 5: Fucking just I type in uh soprano mom dead, you know.
Speaker 5: And so she died, you know, suddenly, because she was
Speaker 5: supposed to go on and testify against Tony. She was
Speaker 5: supposed to be further to the season. So when I
Speaker 5: saw her, it laying up in the hospital thing whatever
Speaker 5: because after she had her stroke or whatever. It's so
Speaker 5: bad and they spent dude a quarter of a million
Speaker 5: dollars back then on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, yo, it is just fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: That is honestly the only thing I've seen from this
Speaker 2: Sapranta that in the end it's good.
Speaker 4: I remember my grandma being like, god, damn, I did
Speaker 4: not like the way it ended. And I was like,
Speaker 4: really was.
Speaker 5: I understand the natural feeling to want a a like
Speaker 5: you don't want that. I understand to not want that.
Speaker 5: The only reason why I'm okay with it is because
Speaker 5: the New Jersey fucking mob was pretty much on its
Speaker 5: way out because New York was fucking fucking them all up.
Speaker 5: It's run its course. He finished his therapy, we didn't
Speaker 5: finish it, but she cut him off. The realizing like, bro,
Speaker 5: you're toxic for me. You're never gonna change. We're done here.
Speaker 4: Fucking the fact that hurt the therapist fell in love
Speaker 4: with a piece of ship like that.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's like, girl, you are you? Thanks for
Speaker 2: the help? I guess yeah, it was like a it was.
Speaker 5: It was interesting. And then the fact that she wouldn't
Speaker 5: you pull it pulling it up, the fact that she
Speaker 5: wouldn't let him go even when he was pretty much done,
Speaker 5: and then she invited him back in and like gave
Speaker 5: him that window, and eventually he came back and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: And uh, it's so weird.
Speaker 5: It's crazy though, to the power of they're absolutely attracted
Speaker 5: with the power because that's why Tony fucked everyone in
Speaker 5: that show, because they're just like, oh, powerful, fucking boss.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, Tony is not. James Gannof is very
Speaker 5: self aware and very self conscious, and he's like he's
Speaker 5: I can't believe I'm the fucking lead. Like he looks
Speaker 5: at himself and he's like Jesus me, like, what the
Speaker 5: fuck is this? Like he's very self aware. But a
Speaker 5: man Me and Joe were talking with this last night.
Speaker 5: A man with power, you got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just the.
Speaker 4: Man wished to watch them. The prequel movie, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard mixed stuff, but I'm gonna I watch it.
Speaker 5: The Sun's in it, oh right, right, sunplaced.
Speaker 4: I think the sunplaced the dad, the Sun place his.
Speaker 2: Before this goes into a Sopranos whole, Hey, people like
Speaker 2: their sopranos. True, So we we talked about most of
Speaker 2: the things we talked about. Have you seen you didn't
Speaker 2: see it yet. This so there was a plane crash.
Speaker 2: I think in in what Kentucky? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I think it was like in Kentucky or something. It
Speaker 2: was like some It was a It wasn't like a
Speaker 2: passenger plane. It was a cargo planet thenk carrying a
Speaker 2: funck on of fuel and it crashes. I think in Kentucky.
Speaker 2: It's in one of those states.
Speaker 5: Let me pull it up for a Yeah, pull it
Speaker 5: up for Kingston.
Speaker 2: You can look this up at home. It is fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 5: It seems fake.
Speaker 2: Great, it looks fake, but it's like it's really like,
Speaker 2: it's not a I there's multiple perspectives. It is outrageous.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking on my my sound is your sound is
Speaker 2: all stupid fucking headphones. You're sucking up the show headphones.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, wait does it sound still?
Speaker 2: Not fucking share? God? Damn it, man, you fucked up
Speaker 2: what you have? Did you see that? Hold on, fucking ship?
Speaker 4: Why is the was a special move? It isn't like
Speaker 4: a real thing.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I got it right here. It's fucking Why
Speaker 2: does it sound all weird just because it wants to
Speaker 2: funk with the show. I guess it's like he's faking
Speaker 2: it is so awesome.
Speaker 4: Imagine seeing that, Imagine seeing that live.
Speaker 5: I had a dream like that one time. I was
Speaker 5: at my grandma's house in South Central and a plane
Speaker 5: just fell and it was just a fireball. But it
Speaker 5: was probably like one hundredwo hundred feet away.
Speaker 2: So it was a further than that.
Speaker 5: It was probably like say three hundred yards, and but
Speaker 5: it was still terrifying in the fucking dream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, being that far away, he was imagine that it
Speaker 2: was a heat bro. Yeah, that's insane, dude.
Speaker 4: Dude, you ever been near a big I was in
Speaker 4: here a car. I've been in your car fires before.
Speaker 4: When you drive by, it feels extremely hot. I could
Speaker 4: imagine that probably felt like summer in that bitch.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 5: You're just chilling on your break like a man. Your
Speaker 5: life's changed forever.
Speaker 2: I wanted to draw it just because it's so crazy
Speaker 2: like that. That is a massive crash. That was It's
Speaker 2: clearly mom Donny's phone. Absolutely, that's what I really wanted
Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Can't believe he did it. Man, Like his celebratory fucking
Speaker 5: the victory lap was taking down a.
Speaker 2: Plane the day he got in. It's a plane crashing
Speaker 2: the World Trade Center. Again. Dick Cheney's dead because the
Speaker 2: quail killed him. The fucking the plane crashes because.
Speaker 4: Cheney was out there like holding back. Every plane crash.
Speaker 5: It was it was him, It was him, It was
Speaker 5: just and then this quail fucking shot him in the face. Wow,
Speaker 5: this quail gun.
Speaker 4: It squalks twice, the fucking walks away.
Speaker 2: Quails.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even aware of this until our friend Kyle
Speaker 2: brought it up. But dude, like this there is I've
Speaker 2: told I don't know why. I totally forgot that this
Speaker 2: is real. But there is a movie about Dick Cheney.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, played by Chris Bell, Right, yeah, I think no,
Speaker 5: I think that's right.
Speaker 2: But it's called Vice, and they have that scene in
Speaker 2: the movie. I didn't know that because I never I
Speaker 2: never once thought, literally, I never once thought, hmmm, what
Speaker 2: do I want to watch? Oh, I know the movie
Speaker 2: about Dick Cheney. I never once had that thought in
Speaker 2: my entire life. But so I, like Kyle brought up,
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, that scenes in the movie, and I'm
Speaker 2: like that scenes in the movie, And so I looked
Speaker 2: at the scene. It's fucking crazy. He's just fucking like
Speaker 2: around and now he's sitting in the car and he
Speaker 2: like loads it up, like and the guy's face explodes.
Speaker 2: It is I just love the fact that, like they
Speaker 2: were quail hunting. Yeah, and he shot his friend in
Speaker 2: the face and.
Speaker 5: His friend apologized. His friend was essentially oh the debacle. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and he felt guilty about it making Dick Cheney look bad.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you feeling guilty about making Dick Cheney
Speaker 2: look bad, that makes you actually worse than Dick Cheney. Actually,
Speaker 2: you're your official.
Speaker 4: His iole afterwards, piece of ship.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you shot me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney fucked his ass after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't even have Like it's crazy how long
Speaker 5: he survived with a fucking artificial heart pacemaker.
Speaker 2: Right for a while, he had a straight up fake
Speaker 2: heart and no pulse. What a freak. There's no soul
Speaker 2: in that guy. Let's look it up.
Speaker 4: Because he was he was viving off with all the
Speaker 4: terry created in the Middle East, and that's finally drying up.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm so sad.
Speaker 5: Man, I need more action in Afghanistan.
Speaker 4: And desert storm two point zero. Sorry you got to die.
Speaker 5: Sorry, man, we're gonna we're sticking to North Africa for now.
Speaker 5: And uh and uh Palestine.
Speaker 2: Oh there was another thing too. So all these people
Speaker 2: who are like, uh, hey, we're we're fleeing the city.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to see this so, of course, because this
Speaker 2: is the easiest thing to predict in the world. A
Speaker 2: lot of people. Bill Ackman, I think was was the
Speaker 2: main billionaire that was kind of like a key figure
Speaker 2: in all a lot this election, particularly, Yeah, Bill Ackman,
Speaker 2: billionaire dude spent a lot of money trying to get
Speaker 2: Zoron not elected. I said it, Oh, man, I'm leaving,
Speaker 2: I'm leaving. And then the second one, Donny went was
Speaker 2: like ingratsmum, Donnie. I look forward to helping and working
Speaker 2: with you. And it's like, yeah, of course you're not
Speaker 2: gonna go because you know it's so stupid. Why fight
Speaker 2: in the first place if you know you don't care.
Speaker 2: They're just of course they don't care about being taxed
Speaker 2: other twenty thousand dollars. Why pretend it's it's so infuriating,
Speaker 2: and like, what is it, Alan Derschowitz, have you seen
Speaker 2: that no, do you know? Alan Dershwitz is, so, do
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Alan Schwitz is like, he's he how do you even
Speaker 2: explain this guy in like a in like a small sentence,
Speaker 2: he's a he's a lawyer for some really curious people.
Speaker 2: It's good. Yeah he was it Netaho or I think
Speaker 2: so yeah, Nea, who's lawyer? Or like at the very
Speaker 2: least he offered to defend him anyway. So he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna blow my brains out if uh mo'm Donny wins.
Speaker 2: So'm Donny wanted everybody. Everybody was just you know that
Speaker 2: adding him, you know that image of the of the
Speaker 2: rabbit like pointing at the clock from fucking wonder it's time.
Speaker 2: It's dude. The reactions are fucking hilarious and uh you know,
Speaker 2: well he gets sworn in on the first. I wanted
Speaker 2: to do the thing, but they're not anytime soon, the
Speaker 2: first of January next year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the direct given the raccoon a gun, I want
Speaker 4: to do. I want to do that meme. I was
Speaker 4: gonna tweet at Candice Owens that meme, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get me in trouble probably if I
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're just gonna pest you for like It's like
Speaker 5: to me, it's like not worth it to talk ship
Speaker 5: on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really it's because it's not even the thing
Speaker 2: about it. It's like it's it's the same boring stuff
Speaker 2: over and over again. Ye Like it's not even that interesting.
Speaker 2: Whenever you say something, it's just like, oh, I can
Speaker 2: predict exactly, like she's gonna.
Speaker 4: Book to antagonize my family.
Speaker 2: I started doing that reasonly.
Speaker 5: It's actually a little Facebook is a little fun for
Speaker 5: a discourse. Actually, I feel this in a person, so
Speaker 5: it feels funny.
Speaker 2: It's a lot more fun. Like I I have an
Speaker 2: uncle who is like he just was I. So I
Speaker 2: have a couple of family members, Like I have an
Speaker 2: uncle who's like very very anti Trump. He posts anti
Speaker 2: Trump stuff all the time, to the point where it
Speaker 2: is kind of like it's a lot you know, it's
Speaker 2: just like your your profile doesn't have to be all this.
Speaker 2: But I don't disagree with munch of what he says.
Speaker 2: And this other guy's just always in his comments always never,
Speaker 2: it's never provoked. And one day I was like, why
Speaker 2: are you sucking somebody off this much?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he's like related to me. I'm sure
Speaker 2: he's gonna be at like a New Year or something
Speaker 2: or something like why are you so gay? Shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up, you're layman stupid.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't, I don't use my face.
Speaker 2: And I was really excited. I was like, really happy.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh man, I can't wait to run
Speaker 2: into you. And then you're not gonna say shit. Yeah
Speaker 2: he was. We were got into a little bit of
Speaker 2: a back and forth and I was like, uh, you
Speaker 2: sound like a pedophile.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm over it, dude, I'm over it. I'm so done.
Speaker 2: I'm I can't do that with my family and pretend
Speaker 2: to like people anymore.
Speaker 4: I want to. I want to go on like an
Speaker 4: anti Christian, tired on my fucking family. But I think
Speaker 4: I think I would actually get killed.
Speaker 2: Anti what somebody I was an anti Christian? Been there?
Speaker 4: No, No. The thing is that my family family is very
Speaker 4: very Christian.
Speaker 2: Time to catch up, guys, you know how you know
Speaker 2: how you win? You'd be like, I'm actually more Christian
Speaker 2: than you. Actually I said that to somebody. They were
Speaker 2: really They did not take it well, but it's true.
Speaker 2: It is it's I mean, I know you had a
Speaker 2: baby at a wedlock, you motherfucker. Like, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? Oh yeah, that's not it's just different the
Speaker 2: thing like it was like when Maddie Hassan took down
Speaker 2: Matt Waltz. Matt, Wait what Matt Gates? No, not Mat No,
Speaker 2: Matt Gates is the other pedophile. Wait, the other republican pedophile.
Speaker 4: Wash wash washed.
Speaker 2: It's getting a wash the political commentator, not the comedian.
Speaker 2: That's the fucking actor, the actor, commedity, acting, comedia. That's
Speaker 2: so unfortunately it is really interview. I saw an interview
Speaker 2: of him where he's like, yeah, you know, I honestly
Speaker 2: have to always clarify that I'm not I'm not the
Speaker 2: the that Matt.
Speaker 5: Wallh would change my name, Dude, I probably would too.
Speaker 5: I would totally, at least at least put up my
Speaker 5: bring my middle name, like Michael B. Jordan's just like
Speaker 5: Matt B.
Speaker 2: Walsh. Yeah, seriously, Matt basketball Walsh.
Speaker 4: Like, but I hate that you call him basketball Jordans
Speaker 4: because then it's like, oh, the guy that plays basketball again.
Speaker 4: It brings my brain back to like the Chicago bull
Speaker 4: guy then, right, because you're talking.
Speaker 2: About are you talking about the fact that Michael basketball
Speaker 2: Jordan does not play basketball, but Michael Jordan does. Yeh,
Speaker 2: basketball Jordan's that is awesome. It's good stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a Michael actor Jordan.
Speaker 2: And Michael actor Jordan is the basketball player. Michael basketball
Speaker 2: Jordan is the actual actor.
Speaker 5: Funny how imitates that's not.
Speaker 4: He dies right there.
Speaker 2: He dies.
Speaker 5: Imagine myself like getting Tony Sopratto, like like saying something
Speaker 5: so stupid so it just shoots you. At a certain point,
Speaker 5: I feel like in a society, maybe there should be
Speaker 5: an amendment. You know, we had another one, no hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on. At a certain level, there's a there's a
Speaker 5: there's a stupid me. I would have been killed a
Speaker 5: long time, but I don't want but I don't want that,
Speaker 5: but it's installed now. So now all the press, I
Speaker 5: gotta suppress myself. I gotta to be quiet. You can't
Speaker 5: say an like what I just said about that joke
Speaker 5: that I made was too stupid that the meter probably
Speaker 5: would have been to where I would have been justified
Speaker 5: to getting punched.
Speaker 4: Okay, Derek, there shouldn't be a meter for being so
Speaker 4: stupid you die. And a lot of my friend would
Speaker 4: tell the dumbest jokes ever and I would just watch
Speaker 4: them get listen, listen, there's.
Speaker 5: A meter to where that they'll probably just get punched.
Speaker 5: If no, they might not even get punched. It can
Speaker 5: be justified if they do get punched.
Speaker 2: So if you're hanging out with all your friends, nobody
Speaker 2: wants to put your fucking elbow down.
Speaker 4: I don't even know my bad.
Speaker 2: I was so unaware.
Speaker 5: Wait, let me see the shot again.
Speaker 2: It was way worse. It was way worse. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so so. But if somebody say you're you know,
Speaker 5: like say, if a certain person in the administration says
Speaker 5: something so like Mike Johnson is it's the worst liar
Speaker 5: of the world. Like any much from him to somebody
Speaker 5: will get this is what he does. All he says
Speaker 5: is I haven't heard about this.
Speaker 2: Now you know.
Speaker 5: Trump will do that too, but he does it in
Speaker 5: a way that a reporter will catch him up to speed.
Speaker 5: So I evade I've heard about that. What I just
Speaker 5: told you about it? Like, oh the thing that literally
Speaker 5: I just explained to you, So you know about it.
Speaker 5: So what is your comment on it? I don't know
Speaker 5: about it. Fucking dumb gay bitch, and I was like
Speaker 5: a fucking dork Mike boring as Mike Johnson should be
Speaker 5: getting busted on me to you say something that's so
Speaker 5: stupid my butts on you and words to me would
Speaker 5: kill you. Keep going to the I'm saying, that's not
Speaker 5: the extra Derek.
Speaker 2: Derek.
Speaker 4: Someone killometer and getting busted on a meter.
Speaker 5: Listen, there's there's one killing is reserved for the tippy top.
Speaker 5: Like if you're evading questions like Mike Johnson, it goes
Speaker 5: and what if he gets busted on until he dies?
Speaker 4: What about that?
Speaker 2: What a firing squad with with seamen.
Speaker 4: Everybody gets up, walks towards him. He's like, oh, here
Speaker 4: we go again. Listen, and they sit him down and
Speaker 4: get him a nice padded seat and the busts on
Speaker 4: him until everyone is like, are you satisfied?
Speaker 2: Imagine getting busted on to the point where like you
Speaker 2: sustain enough damage that he died, Like there's enough on
Speaker 2: you to feel that it's seeping into your blood stream
Speaker 2: and get like getting into your skin and like toxifying you.
Speaker 5: Death by a thousand comes like you're.
Speaker 2: Getting you're getting it would take like billions would take billions.
Speaker 4: Because you know, like when you're swimming in a pool,
Speaker 4: are not scared, but then the point when you start
Speaker 4: getting scared, you are you afraid of swimming?
Speaker 2: I'm always scared in pools. You swim, Yeah, that seems
Speaker 2: just fine.
Speaker 4: Can you actually swim where you're like? I can I
Speaker 4: can't swim. I can get from point to point b
Speaker 4: I mean I can also do that. Okay, because some
Speaker 4: people because I it was funny, it was really hilarious.
Speaker 4: Most Mexicans I know can't swim hilarious. So it's funny
Speaker 4: because because I'm literally I guess there's not many public
Speaker 4: pools in Mexico. Not a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about Mexico. I think lucky, but
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I don't know what that is. But I
Speaker 2: feel like I attributed to I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I just they just don't swim because it's not it's
Speaker 2: not a culture.
Speaker 5: I think it's yeah, like it's like, why why are
Speaker 5: they so good at fucking soccer and baseball? Like because
Speaker 5: it's culturally, it's a culture.
Speaker 4: Mexicans on a baseball the Mexican Americans are probably really
Speaker 4: good at baseball.
Speaker 2: Mechlicans Hispanics in general, like Spanish like it's it's generally
Speaker 2: for some reason, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: It's like the easy to come up, it's like easy
Speaker 4: to come here, get like get a citizenship.
Speaker 2: Or every word every word ends in oh, and so
Speaker 2: always look like balls, and so they're naturally good at baseball,
Speaker 2: is true. That's my working theory. I think the words
Speaker 2: with A and e though, whatever. Yeah, fuck you trying
Speaker 2: to blow holes in my theory for no reason.
Speaker 4: I guess that's not wrong, and I tried to correct you.
Speaker 2: You don't know I'm wrong. I do, I do? Are
Speaker 2: you one hundred percent certain? Yes? I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think more words end with oh in Spanish than not.
Speaker 4: But there's a lot of words that end in A.
Speaker 2: Sure whatever. I don't care.
Speaker 5: All right, name three right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go, you have two seconds one and two. Fucking lose, loser, bitch,
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of I'm I kind of don't want
Speaker 5: it to blow up because I'm since we didn't, like,
Speaker 5: I wish we would have done the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then like like uh, because I was just thinking
Speaker 5: we can do the.
Speaker 2: Rest of it for Christmas.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I will finish the song and re released.
Speaker 2: We were on a crutch. We were on a crunch.
Speaker 2: We had to We had to finish it by Halloween.
Speaker 2: Homo Ween is so Halloween colded, but it is a
Speaker 2: Christmas movie. Also, what's this but make.
Speaker 5: It gay suck?
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea. Actually it's not bad. Damn,
Speaker 2: you already got it started. Look at that. We'll say
Speaker 2: that genius.
Speaker 5: See that barely even and tips off the stupid.
Speaker 2: Do you think do you think mom Donnie would would
Speaker 2: have invited us to his after party? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: If why we can't be there? Yeah, but we can't,
Speaker 4: we can't be there.
Speaker 5: I think I think he'd like like say uh, because
Speaker 5: he knows the Comeboys. He was the yobby and them
Speaker 5: like and if he if he associates, if he associates
Speaker 5: with them, I think we can tolerate.
Speaker 4: They're not they're not us though they're but they're adjacent
Speaker 4: or Jason.
Speaker 5: But what I mean is, though we don't have a
Speaker 5: show called come Town, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 5: that is such a crazy thing to have on your.
Speaker 2: Must not stop anymore. The show could have been the
Speaker 2: only reason it's called the Start Tank is because I
Speaker 2: liked the name, and also I had the channel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. This show could have easily
Speaker 2: been penis cast. It could have been you know, it
Speaker 2: could have been Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, my mom called me when I saw my
Speaker 5: fucking It wasn't about the show. It was I did
Speaker 5: an update on my main channel, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: me and my my friends were We're gonna do uh
Speaker 5: like a hobby podcast, the freaking awesome guy eyes, you
Speaker 5: know in the acronyms F A G. Really yeah, well,
Speaker 5: I just I didn't know if you're gonna come to
Speaker 5: that conclusion right away. Yeah, And then she she she
Speaker 5: doesn't watch because everyone's watched her, ask me like, how
Speaker 5: is everything going? So I'm like, she don't watch my ship.
Speaker 5: But then I guess every once in a while she
Speaker 5: stumbles upon something. She saw my update and she was like.
Speaker 4: Don't call it that up, Get the.
Speaker 5: Fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: Isn't your isn't your mom bisexual?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like that's like, that's like that awesome.
Speaker 4: That's like me having a fucking thing called the half Negros.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: My grandma being like, first and that's not funny, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, but you're one and that's hilarious listen, and
Speaker 4: I hang up on her immediately.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not like I think your grandmother everuld
Speaker 2: think it was funny.
Speaker 4: Nah, she doesn't do at all.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know where. I think I got it
Speaker 4: from my dad, because everyone on that side of the
Speaker 4: family is like, hey, slur aren't funny. They were used
Speaker 4: to human as us. And I'm like, Edward, it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I like, do a little dance. It's like baby me
Speaker 4: here in the end, Ward then laughing his ass off
Speaker 4: and being like why is he reacting to the hard
Speaker 4: r They're like watching roots and I'm like, like laughing
Speaker 4: every time I hear it.
Speaker 2: Slur, laughing with his at Roots.
Speaker 4: Laughing at Roots in general, it's rough even for me.
Speaker 2: Well, you get an occasional exhale.
Speaker 4: I think I can watch. I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna laugh.
Speaker 4: I think I think Roots is so sad.
Speaker 2: I have to laugh.
Speaker 5: So I think there's like some extremities that would definitely
Speaker 5: make me laugh in the show, like if something was
Speaker 5: too brutal.
Speaker 4: But because it's not, I'm not.
Speaker 2: There's a scene with like a whip crack and the
Speaker 2: guy goes faw.
Speaker 5: There of the face, the free of the face that
Speaker 5: goes white.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good man, I got it. My voice
Speaker 2: is fucked. I can't. I don't know what the hell happened, dude.
Speaker 5: I think Roots is a comedy that's you can watch
Speaker 5: it all on YouTube nine hours.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a miserable experience. It is.
Speaker 4: It is a really in fact, the fact that came
Speaker 4: out when it did is crazy because it's like that
Speaker 4: was dude, they were like attacking people in the streets
Speaker 4: after that movie came out, like it was really it
Speaker 4: was really funny, but also sad.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't actually I don't have any information about like
Speaker 5: the the vibe around that time, you know how like
Speaker 5: sometimes you oh.
Speaker 4: Culturally, that's why I was going. My grandma was like
Speaker 4: people were getting attacked in the street intent white fellers
Speaker 4: that were just like.
Speaker 2: That happens.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, you know whatever.
Speaker 2: It'll keep happen more on, Mom, Donny, you know what
Speaker 2: I didn't. He's gonna kill all the white people. He's
Speaker 2: gonna Caro going to be implemented.
Speaker 4: He's gonna he's gonna band. Yeah, you're playing from the sky.
Speaker 4: It's always playing. Everybody is always playing.
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna, like, we gotta conver.
Speaker 4: What's gonna be going to there, gonna be given up
Speaker 4: their fucking Bibles and getting Parkers.
Speaker 2: For their wives.
Speaker 5: Twenty four hour era money. Uh utensils are banned, so
Speaker 5: you can only you can you.
Speaker 2: Can only eat with your hands. You can only eat
Speaker 2: rice with your hands. Yeah, what's another.
Speaker 5: One, obviously broad well, no braws are fine.
Speaker 2: Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll with UH with hallopena,
Speaker 2: so it's cheese now, that's righty candy bagon. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the only thing that you can eat from now on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and UH with forks and knives. Remember that's the idea
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 5: He wasn'tating the breedle, the forking knife on the fucking.
Speaker 4: What was up there. He's like, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Apologetic, so I will say I will say. I do
Speaker 2: have to admit it is annoying. It is annoying for
Speaker 2: to see him eat rice with his hands and eat
Speaker 2: a burrita with a forking knife. That did annoy me.
Speaker 5: It is a little backwards. I'm like, bro, it's wrapped
Speaker 5: and it's nice and secure. You can just bite it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it doesn't make you don't have to it.
Speaker 2: Actually it's harder to eat if you tear it up.
Speaker 4: It's it's I wish, I wish he just said it
Speaker 4: was a rote If you said's a ROTI liker. I
Speaker 4: understand that rots are far more complicated. But he said
Speaker 4: it was a brito.
Speaker 2: What if he was What if it wasn't a rotea
Speaker 2: and he was just telling the truth. What do you
Speaker 2: mean because like the rotes, you're saying you wanted alive?
Speaker 4: Because I think is the rots are so much more
Speaker 4: reasonable to be eating that way than to me.
Speaker 5: The only way I've ever eaten a britle like that is, uh,
Speaker 5: you smother it, get red sauce and a lot of
Speaker 5: sauce and then cheese all over it, and they obviously
Speaker 5: you can't want to grab it.
Speaker 4: Your hands are on fire and you're still eating it.
Speaker 5: You gotta, you gotta, you gotta put up with it.
Speaker 5: That's that's how the Mexicans did it.
Speaker 2: Back in the day. Actually, I don't know where britles
Speaker 2: were invented because it wasn't It wasn't uh. I think
Speaker 2: it was probably like a California thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because it's well, it's at least not
Speaker 5: They don't funk with burritos in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It is an American. It is a Mexicano.
Speaker 2: They just funk with tacos. If you go on.
Speaker 5: Authentic Mexican food place, they were hardly there were even beans.
Speaker 5: Like you'll be like all right, like you'll just go
Speaker 5: like one of my favorite places.
Speaker 4: When I was in Mexico, I got what I got
Speaker 4: get America.
Speaker 2: I mean taco. There was a place that we used
Speaker 2: to go to Taco was taken that had burritos that
Speaker 2: were like really and it was authentic, like it was
Speaker 2: like people working and it was really fucking good. I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know. I don't. I feel like there's
Speaker 2: definitely a response, you know what I mean. It's like
Speaker 2: it's like tiny people, Chinese people here making American Chinese food.
Speaker 4: Is definitely a thing in Mexico, and like maybe not
Speaker 4: the way we serve them. That's probably very true.
Speaker 5: It's really just not like especially if the further down
Speaker 5: you go, they're like burritos are like what they just
Speaker 5: fuck with tacos and like you.
Speaker 4: They turned into fucking not Mexicans. They're just fucking Meso people, true,
Speaker 4: and they're like fucking running out of temples looking at you,
Speaker 4: kicking balls over fucking foods and that's how.
Speaker 5: You and then they all they're all gone. And the
Speaker 5: cartels there's a few of them, the cartels, Like you
Speaker 5: know what, when.
Speaker 4: I went to cant Cooni went to Chichenisa and we
Speaker 4: saw like all of the like old like they look
Speaker 4: different from mechan classic.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 4: They don't look like Mexican people.
Speaker 5: My friends is like, oh, this is this is what
Speaker 5: the astecs look like. Yeah, tiny fucking noses like kind
Speaker 5: of like you know, super dark.
Speaker 4: It looks like because my Grandpa's like it's like a
Speaker 4: nose this is attached her face. It's like it's like
Speaker 4: you take you take the frame of a baby's nose
Speaker 4: from a freaking doll and you put it on a human.
Speaker 4: Are like, that's your nose.
Speaker 5: Now I wish I had the older I get the
Speaker 5: more I'm like, it would be cool to like know
Speaker 5: what culture you could focus on in Africa and ship,
Speaker 5: like just know like, oh, so this is what like say,
Speaker 5: this is my origins, this is what the fuck they
Speaker 5: were doing.
Speaker 2: I want to looking at that ship.
Speaker 4: The problem is that if you do it now, you got
Speaker 4: to give China your genetical I can't.
Speaker 5: So my brother is fixated with all that stuff and
Speaker 5: started doing family tree ship and so for my Christmas
Speaker 5: present or whatever, did the ancestry things. So they have
Speaker 5: all my DNA. And the thing is it first said
Speaker 5: this was years ago that it was most likely Cameroonian,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, that's cool, but there's a
Speaker 5: bunch of giants over there.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. But then uh, it updated to where like me,
Speaker 2: most likely Nigerian.
Speaker 5: I was like, I fuck this thing.
Speaker 2: It's fake. It's like a horoscope. So I was like,
Speaker 2: you're just telling me what like what sounds right in
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 5: Right, because imagine if I put all my ducats, it
Speaker 5: was like my mom back in the day her stepdad,
Speaker 5: she didn't fucking tell us that her stepdad was uh
Speaker 5: uh Samoan, and so she was like but she was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's our grandpa. So we have Siman in our DNA,
Speaker 5: and that's how we were growing up thinking that. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I had part Simoan, so and I'm
Speaker 5: so I almost like I briefly was starting to get
Speaker 5: into like, you know, that Polynesian ship and uh.
Speaker 2: And then later on I was like, moh, what the fuck,
Speaker 2: that's so crazy.
Speaker 4: I think I think that's what It's fine. I think
Speaker 4: I I think you've got to be like, I'm not this,
Speaker 4: but I really enjoy the culture and the like and
Speaker 4: you know, and do it respectfully. The problems that the
Speaker 4: people that have done that historically have been shitheads about it,
Speaker 4: where they're like, no, this is just.
Speaker 5: That if you look at my mom, she does look
Speaker 5: like she does look like she would pass off for
Speaker 5: partly polities and especially her nose. So I think that's
Speaker 5: why she kind of did it too. And she also
Speaker 5: she had a connection with uh with her with her
Speaker 5: step father. That's but It was just I just thought
Speaker 5: it was weird that she kind of told.
Speaker 2: Me how did they get your how did they get
Speaker 2: your DNA and your brother?
Speaker 4: That you busting a cup?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you gotta you gotta cum ship piss.
Speaker 4: You go to place, you get the little fucking white
Speaker 4: paper things to get the ketchup in. You go, yeah,
Speaker 4: right where you are, right exactly where you are. You
Speaker 4: don't go to the bathroom. You take it out right there.
Speaker 4: You bust inside of it, You bust inside of it,
Speaker 4: you bust inside of another one that have both of them.
Speaker 4: You guess this is ran wrap, wrap it up, you
Speaker 4: send it, you send it to.
Speaker 2: That's amazing because technology has come so far, because I
Speaker 2: remember when it used to be they would give you
Speaker 2: like a really really sharp ice cream scoop and you
Speaker 2: have to scoop a piece of your meat out and
Speaker 2: send it in. I'm so glad we have to do
Speaker 2: that anymore. Yeah, that was a really rough time. That
Speaker 2: was like I think that she donate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, damn Obama got one. Yeah, you fucking got sworn in.
Speaker 5: I want to keep the violent scoops.
Speaker 2: If he ran on keeping the violent scoop, he what
Speaker 2: he won.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, fu, yeah, you should hurt. If
Speaker 4: you want to know your answer, you should hurt.
Speaker 2: Let's see a little paint read the kill them.
Speaker 4: Right now ball.
Speaker 2: We gotta read these questions. Rode in, How's it going? Chris, Chris,
Speaker 2: Derek and Tungsten Stony Tungstenston. When I was four years old,
Speaker 2: I got beamed with a soccer ball while I was playing.
Speaker 2: While I was in the stands while playing a copy
Speaker 2: of the SpongeBob movie the game I'm Great Game Boy
Speaker 2: advanced and played on my DS. That was so cool.
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember the back was age. I can
Speaker 2: tell it around your guys age probably maybe a little
Speaker 2: younger two years I the direction, bro. But uh, with
Speaker 2: that being said, was there ever a game you wanted
Speaker 2: to play but was canceled? For instance, the team behind
Speaker 2: Knight in the Woods were making a game called reven
Speaker 2: and Hill and it was sadly canceled. Dude, for fucking
Speaker 2: perfect dark, perfect dark. I was like looking forward to, man,
Speaker 2: I mean, there's an obvious one. Start Wars thirteen thirteen
Speaker 2: was another one as well. Good that that looked, Oh
Speaker 2: is a perfect one? PTS A great answer? Yes, Paranormal
Speaker 2: titties amazing.
Speaker 5: That's really amazing. I forgot about that one. I was
Speaker 5: a good one too.
Speaker 4: That was iconic, great game because there was a bitch
Speaker 4: I was trying to scare you when you got some nice.
Speaker 2: Titties on you.
Speaker 4: She didn't if I recall, she was like, she was like,
Speaker 4: oh really, and you started talking to this entity and
Speaker 4: you're like, honestly.
Speaker 2: You kind of you had a bad bitch. I remember,
Speaker 2: like a fetus in the bath take it to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember a fetus in the sink.
Speaker 4: Pt They've never done that in a movie.
Speaker 5: They never done a fetus and the sin They've never
Speaker 5: They've never done in a movie where like there's a
Speaker 5: paranormal entity that someone just gives some good.
Speaker 2: Dick and it leaves. I think they do. Actually, which
Speaker 2: one I'm pretty sure one of the scary movies does that? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I want like a real horror mo based off of
Speaker 2: something though, which one is it? That's definitely real?
Speaker 4: I want in a real horror I want like like
Speaker 4: like a demon to come in the house. Everybody's tripping.
Speaker 4: It's like, yo, you're actually kind of bad, and Demon's
Speaker 4: like really, and then they take it. They take it
Speaker 4: to the back and they just say, you know, they
Speaker 4: they come noodled and demons like all right, well I
Speaker 4: appreciate this him like yeah, cool Man's like you got
Speaker 4: cab money to get home? He's like, I don't. We
Speaker 4: don't need capture you go heave that's it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is like? So are they? I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: get this.
Speaker 4: Stupid you see that got but that got me shot.
Speaker 5: I think you would got no, see that was a slap.
Speaker 5: That would have been a slap that got to you know,
Speaker 5: get to that you got Like there's like three major thresholds.
Speaker 5: So you stay in the slap part, you're in the
Speaker 5: punch part, and then you're in the part where you
Speaker 5: can get severely hurt and or killed.
Speaker 4: And or why would you why would you not kill
Speaker 4: somebody already there?
Speaker 5: Well, because most people don't want to kill anyone.
Speaker 4: But if you're able to be more people would.
Speaker 5: They would, but they would be justified because it's like, hey,
Speaker 5: like I said, like, if you're, if you're, if you're
Speaker 5: fucking if you like, I'm reservative for like the people
Speaker 5: that are just lying like incessively and they're they're saying
Speaker 5: the dumbest ship possible. The dumb jokes like you might
Speaker 5: get slapped a little bit, because it's like it was
Speaker 5: so if nobody laughs, like that's one of those things
Speaker 5: you slapped.
Speaker 4: You're looking around scared.
Speaker 2: Gets up.
Speaker 5: Just a guy on the train that looked like he
Speaker 5: was he was looking for like a reason to do something.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, ship, you.
Speaker 4: Should have attagonized them.
Speaker 2: You know, it's book book book boo boo, boo boo.
Speaker 5: If I had like a knife on because I keep
Speaker 5: if I look a knife on me, I think I
Speaker 5: would feel more like like brave, you know, to be
Speaker 5: like fuck you looking at.
Speaker 4: Stupid bitch, fuck you. It's so funny when people see
Speaker 4: people on edge. You can I think it might be
Speaker 4: this might be a New York thing in me actually,
Speaker 4: where it's like you can see somebody's on edge and
Speaker 4: you're like, I'm gonna avoid that person. Yeah. But for
Speaker 4: some reason some people see that, yeah, and they just
Speaker 4: let's still bother this. Let's not de escalate splituation. Let's
Speaker 4: in fact mega escalated.
Speaker 2: That's like that video of the dude in the Bronx
Speaker 2: many many years ago became like a whole political thing
Speaker 2: where he like you got stabbed at like three am.
Speaker 2: He's walking around in Brooklyn. Remember that. I remember. I
Speaker 2: remember specificly because there's video of it, and I remember
Speaker 2: being like, why are you out there? No, it's not
Speaker 2: even while you're out there. It's like there were so
Speaker 2: many opportunities where I'm like, I would have left there.
Speaker 2: I would have left there. I would have left there
Speaker 2: like a good like five minutes. That's hor It's just
Speaker 2: like what are you doing At a certain point, It's
Speaker 2: like I can't even like I was not gonna say
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say.
Speaker 4: I was watching a VHS. I was in a new
Speaker 4: VHS movie. Right, There's these girls that are going trigger treating. Right,
Speaker 4: they go past the house they didn't know was there,
Speaker 4: and they were like knocked on the door, right, the
Speaker 4: lights are flickering obviously typical horror movie shit. And then
Speaker 4: the door opened and the person reaches only their handout
Speaker 4: with a magga can, like I think it can. It
Speaker 4: was like come here, and they put their hand back in,
Speaker 4: and I'm thinking what could have made me going there?
Speaker 4: Like what could have?
Speaker 2: Like? What? Truly?
Speaker 4: Because I think, even.
Speaker 2: Do you have an adventurous spirit?
Speaker 4: Would you say I have an adventures spirit, but I
Speaker 4: also haven't listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. But I also
Speaker 4: have a really really hyper evolved danger sense. I think
Speaker 4: that's in the danger sense is eclipsing any adventure that
Speaker 4: I have, or my brain's like, oh that's dangerous, I
Speaker 4: shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: You do not have an adventures, I think to a
Speaker 2: degree like nothing nothing describe him as adventurous.
Speaker 5: No, like, what do you?
Speaker 2: What do you do that's adventurous?
Speaker 4: I mean I I I've partake a little into adventures.
Speaker 4: I go and try new things every so often. Do you, yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you do?
Speaker 2: What's the newest thing you tried recently?
Speaker 4: I went aside from being gay, I went to I
Speaker 4: did the freaking like the clay the clay pot thing.
Speaker 4: It's called throwing, you guys are is it called throwing
Speaker 4: when you do the it's like the sculptings. I recently
Speaker 4: did that pottery. I guess, yeah, it's called throwing.
Speaker 5: I've never heard throwing.
Speaker 2: I did it was like and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is cool. When did you do pottery?
Speaker 4: I did it last week?
Speaker 2: You did pottery last week?
Speaker 4: Was a liar.
Speaker 2: There's not a lie, a mother lie.
Speaker 4: I'm not lying. I swear I did last week. I'm
Speaker 4: not good at it because I'm fucking horrible anything evolving
Speaker 4: my hands other than jacking my dick.
Speaker 5: But but I was like, I just have to like
Speaker 5: just move your hands slightly, and you don't yeah, like that.
Speaker 2: I do this.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't have concise hands. It's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Incise play some.
Speaker 5: Ball again, man, because that fucking did the finess. And
Speaker 5: like when I started playing basketball again before I moved
Speaker 5: from Burbank, I was like my first hand ee coordination
Speaker 5: and then the.
Speaker 2: Thing actually, dude, it was crazy. I was like I forgot.
Speaker 5: It was almost like feeling like I was injured and
Speaker 5: I'm rehabilitating myself.
Speaker 2: It felt crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I missed being able to catch a basketball and
Speaker 4: then immediately shoot it. Because now even when I go
Speaker 4: pas on them, if I shoot the ball, I have
Speaker 4: to like, why do you bring your gun to the
Speaker 4: court to make sure no one bothers me?
Speaker 2: The ball lifted?
Speaker 4: I lifted and everybody know I have a gun that
Speaker 4: I started shooting the ball. Someone's playing, our kid's playing.
Speaker 4: I go, I take their ball. They're like, can't eat
Speaker 4: my ball? Back at the ball for me.
Speaker 2: You join their game and then the other teams shoots
Speaker 2: and it's about to go in, and then you shoot
Speaker 2: the ball.
Speaker 5: Would you play a game of basketball where everybody has
Speaker 5: their safety on but they have their guns out so
Speaker 5: you can only play basketball in one hand, but everybody
Speaker 5: would check their safeties everybody.
Speaker 4: Once upon the time.
Speaker 2: Man, it's somewhat by controlling the ball.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't do it because I mean.
Speaker 2: Like anybody willing to participate in that is like, I know,
Speaker 2: they hope something goes wrong right there, like they're they're
Speaker 2: they're they're weight. He was like, whoop, I mean it is.
Speaker 2: It's an accident. He really got knocked off the ball,
Speaker 2: hit the safety. I didn't mean to do. That's a
Speaker 2: crazy premise that like armed basketball, basket gun.
Speaker 4: It's like playing football with fucking fucking squires and barbee
Speaker 4: on you. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean
Speaker 4: to land on this guy and drag my feet through
Speaker 4: his head.
Speaker 5: Football with glass semis blunt simitars and semi blunt bayonets.
Speaker 5: So it's like he's that bad. It's not that bad,
Speaker 5: you know, it's it's semi blunt. So you know there's
Speaker 5: one guy that the shredder, the one guy is defective,
Speaker 5: the shredder. There he was like ready to fucking hike
Speaker 5: the ball. Okay, how's this? How's this? You said, shredder,
Speaker 5: But I'll up it to because shredder has two claws,
Speaker 5: has armor.
Speaker 2: Jack every so basically uniforms are just shred his armor.
Speaker 2: Now you should make it a sport where it's a
Speaker 2: it's just ice skating, but you have to cut your
Speaker 2: fingers as much as possible. Depressed sport.
Speaker 5: I guess anything could be a sport, right, you can.
Speaker 2: Make anything competitive. That's what I learned from all the
Speaker 2: now you go, That's how I learned. That's what I
Speaker 2: learned from from all the betting apps that are out
Speaker 2: now that you could get. I was considering betting on
Speaker 2: the election. I thought about it. I thought about money, though,
Speaker 2: well that's what I'm saying, like I but that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's kind of like a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I would get anything back, I know, but like I
Speaker 2: would have been like I'll put I'll put two hundred
Speaker 2: down on Cuomo winning like whatever, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like that kind of thing, just just in case, because
Speaker 2: that way it would be it would be upsetting. But dude,
Speaker 2: the payoff for Cuomo winning at like two hundred bucks
Speaker 2: was crazy like that. That was like eight months rent
Speaker 2: because it was so unlikely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what. So speaking of betting, so first the
Speaker 5: NBA scandal, they got another fucking another betting scandal. Somebody
Speaker 5: got caught, Like it's because of prop bets. It's really
Speaker 5: prop bets, because you just bet on anything essentially, Oh
Speaker 5: is this person gonna be over under their fucking average?
Speaker 5: Oh is this person gonna dunk tonight? Whatever the fuck
Speaker 5: shit like that. And then so because of that, a
Speaker 5: lot of low level players that aren't in the spotlight
Speaker 5: are always fucking giving insider information and people are making
Speaker 5: some good money off of it. But then every once
Speaker 5: in a while, the sports books flags, you know, irregular
Speaker 5: activity because out of nowhere, there's a spike on like
Speaker 5: this fucking prop and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck is this.
Speaker 5: This happened recently also in the UFC the last event
Speaker 5: on last Saturday during the World Series, and nobody fucking
Speaker 5: watched it, right, it was watching baseball, Yeah, dude, which
Speaker 5: was I was just saying, like, this guy got fired
Speaker 5: from the UFC because they approached him before the fight, Hey,
Speaker 5: what the fuck is going on with this? Are you
Speaker 5: guys gonna do some crazy ship?
Speaker 2: What is he gonna say? Yes? What a stupid fuck?
Speaker 2: Why would you even ask him? They still go ahead
Speaker 2: with the fight. This guy's a pretty good fighter. Fucking
Speaker 2: takes a dive.
Speaker 5: The announcers didn't even know about the thing that the
Speaker 5: ufc A questioned, so they were like, what the fuck's
Speaker 5: wrong with this guy?
Speaker 4: Why is he.
Speaker 5: Fighting so shitty? And then he gets choked out all
Speaker 5: easily and he's like an amazing BJJ guy And he
Speaker 5: gets choked out easily and in the first round, and people.
Speaker 4: Are like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5: Then he got he got canned, and it's like it's
Speaker 5: getting crazy now, and there's no reason for it to
Speaker 5: not get crazy because you can bet on everything, and
Speaker 5: it's almost legal in every state, and if it's not
Speaker 5: legal every state, they'll make some fake thing like like
Speaker 5: what is it price pick dot us or whatever, then
Speaker 5: like it's you. There's so many to be geared towards
Speaker 5: children too. It's so fucked up because the fact they
Speaker 5: added away the advertise it's meant to be good.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of it. And it's really you can
Speaker 2: bet on so much shit, dude, Like I was seeing
Speaker 2: I saw a bet on Calshi or whatever where Like
Speaker 2: it was like, uh, Bill Ackman will drop his longest
Speaker 2: tweet ever after, like just the craziest. Like good money
Speaker 2: in there, man, Like you can make a lot of money.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 5: I know a lot of people that make a significant
Speaker 5: amount of money. And then a lot of these people
Speaker 5: that partner with DraftKings or prize picks, they will give
Speaker 5: their picks, especially in their props and their parlays, to
Speaker 5: be like, hey do this. I won last week. This
Speaker 5: payout was like eight hundred bucks or whatever, and like
Speaker 5: just do this. People start discords now charge people money
Speaker 5: and now they're giving their fucking there. It's their predictions.
Speaker 5: It's a huge economy. But I'm like, you have now
Speaker 5: allowed the mafia and all these underground people to they're
Speaker 5: gonna control They're going to control it. It's inevitably. First
Speaker 5: of all, they gotta get rid of prop bebs. Like
Speaker 5: it's fun, but they got to get rid of it because.
Speaker 2: It's it's easy to just fake.
Speaker 4: See it.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna try and get something I don't try
Speaker 2: and make some money before.
Speaker 5: It's probably people that are really good at betting, right,
Speaker 5: they're like, fuck you, Derek, fuck you.
Speaker 2: Like when the game awards happens, that's why I'll probably buy.
Speaker 4: I don't that's a good I don't have that kind
Speaker 4: of gambling itch. So it's never been a thing for me.
Speaker 2: Like I don't have a gambling it. I just have
Speaker 2: like a oh, I have free money.
Speaker 5: You want you want to like like I know what's
Speaker 5: going to win most of those categories if you play, sure,
Speaker 5: but like it's not really gambling to me.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, oh, I know, I know. It's doesn't
Speaker 4: work for me. My brain is like I don't have
Speaker 4: that version of it, Like that's why I don't. I
Speaker 4: want the casino knows it is boring. Let me go
Speaker 4: fucking try to excite fights.
Speaker 5: Going up and then leaving. I'm like, oh great, I
Speaker 5: just made a whatever your money, and I don't play
Speaker 5: like the I'll just play like the slots max bet well,
Speaker 5: I'm up like a hundred bucks. Sorry, but I mean
Speaker 5: to go to table.
Speaker 4: I play black jack, I lose all the money in
Speaker 4: Lily's wallet and then I go home. That's why that's
Speaker 4: how it should be my wife's money.
Speaker 2: You get your wife's money.
Speaker 5: Get your cards alight, eighteen right? Hit all right, fucking
Speaker 5: six hits, I get hit. That would be me to
Speaker 5: keep going. That would be me, for sure, because I'd
Speaker 5: be like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What someone hitting at twenties because I.
Speaker 2: Just don't know what that means. I think that was.
Speaker 5: I think that was.
Speaker 2: I heard people will say. I heard a lot of
Speaker 2: people saying hit. So I'm just gonna keep saying it.
Speaker 2: I think there's family. That's probably the easiest game in
Speaker 2: the casino. As far as the thing is. I used
Speaker 2: to play poker, but I haven't done it in so
Speaker 2: long that I just kind of forgot. And I never
Speaker 2: commit the rules of these games to memory because I
Speaker 2: could just I know. It's the spelling. It's like, uh,
Speaker 2: it's the Google issue for me, where like a lot
Speaker 2: of information I no longer retain because I know that
Speaker 2: I could just google it if I needed it. That's
Speaker 2: rules for blackjack and poker and all that shit. Me
Speaker 2: It's just like I don't I could not. I could
Speaker 2: not explain to you right now how to play poker.
Speaker 2: I have no idea in this very moment. That's gone
Speaker 2: in my memory to save space, I'm.
Speaker 5: Trying to go off of memory and really, poker, I
Speaker 5: just I just don't remember. I literally haven't played because
Speaker 5: so I never played, uh legally, I never played legally
Speaker 5: when I was in twenty one plush, so I played
Speaker 5: when I was a teenager in below. I learned how
Speaker 5: to play through my mom bought this flashlight that had
Speaker 5: digital poker on the flashlight. I was like, this is degenerous.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, this is the way I have
Speaker 2: many questions. Yeah, so it's a flashlight.
Speaker 5: It's a it was a big fucking flash screen on
Speaker 5: the yeah, on the side, and had a screen of
Speaker 5: digital poker.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is degenerousy.
Speaker 5: This is probably like when you you were gambling in
Speaker 5: the casino and then you did something fucked up and
Speaker 5: you're hiding from the mob and you're in the forest
Speaker 5: and you need that's.
Speaker 2: Such a confused. That's a compass on a boxing glove
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 5: It makes no sense. But I learned how to play poker,
Speaker 5: and I actually started getting really good, and uh, but
Speaker 5: that was so long ago.
Speaker 2: I'm even thinking, like.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, do I remember what a royal flush is?
Speaker 2: Remember a flush.
Speaker 5: I see, like all of those terms. I forgot what
Speaker 5: most of the things are. Like, Okay, I remember straight
Speaker 5: you know your pairs, You're like, remember that the.
Speaker 2: Flushes of the.
Speaker 5: Straight flush, which the straight flush was the one that
Speaker 5: I could get. That was one I can easily get
Speaker 5: a straight flesh or royal flesh.
Speaker 2: I never got that.
Speaker 4: Ship.
Speaker 2: That's like pretty crazy.
Speaker 4: Getting fus is crazy, cause it's like, is that that's such?
Speaker 4: That's such chance? Genuinely it's like, oh, you're seeing it,
Speaker 4: Like yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's reserved for the people like you
Speaker 5: know that are really you know, they're they're counting cards,
Speaker 5: they really understand. There's all in the NBA gambling thing.
Speaker 5: There was illegal poker games going on too. Were mumbling up,
Speaker 5: I didn't hear Chauncey billups who Yeah, and dude, they
Speaker 5: fucking were scamming the fuck out of people. People lost
Speaker 5: millions of dollars because they had machines that were counting
Speaker 5: the cards. They were doing a bunch they had uh
Speaker 5: they had they were communicating with like cameras and doing
Speaker 5: ship seeing other people's cards. They were cheating, And I'm like, bro,
Speaker 5: how crazy is it that you're doing illegal gambling. You're trying,
Speaker 5: you're hoping that you're just wanting to do a nice game.
Speaker 5: If this is all set up, you're thinking you're playing
Speaker 5: amongst friends, and then all.
Speaker 2: Of a sudden just fucking ripping off. You know, it
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 4: That's how you that's how you actually play card Ship.
Speaker 2: You gotta know how to.
Speaker 5: I know people that they have careers. When I was
Speaker 5: living in Vegas, their career were gambling, and they would
Speaker 5: just go to raping. You would spread it out, you know,
Speaker 5: because after a while, like say Dana White, you know
Speaker 5: you have so much money, he would get banned after
Speaker 5: a while because he's like, oh, you've figured out the ship,
Speaker 5: You've had enough, Which is bullshit. The fact that they
Speaker 5: do that. And literally if you actually win, because the
Speaker 5: idea is the house always wins, right, so if you
Speaker 5: literally actually win, same thing with all these fucking apps,
Speaker 5: they will cut you off if you're winning too well,
Speaker 5: like it's.
Speaker 4: Like a cut of bullshit.
Speaker 2: Is that just winning off luck? Getting banned from a
Speaker 2: video game because you won too much? Yeah, like that's
Speaker 2: or something like that. I mean, like it is really
Speaker 2: you can't play cod anymore. You're at too good. Your
Speaker 2: Katie is really high, your band kat is nineteen. That's
Speaker 2: insane anyway, Shot Uncle, shot Uncle Colin Moriarty. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: wrote in he says this is vaguely anti semitic. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna warn nice, but I think it's I think it's
Speaker 2: a joke, so I'm gonna read it. Hello, Chris, Derek
Speaker 2: and Kingston's Sir Bethy Mond's son. Did y'all see that
Speaker 2: Ben Shapiro did a forty minute video with no ads
Speaker 2: on Nick Fuentes? Yes, is it possible that Nick Fuentes
Speaker 2: has officially become the first person to get a Judah
Speaker 2: work for free since a Himmler. Which, look, that's a
Speaker 2: solid joke. It's a good joke. That's a good joke.
Speaker 2: That's why I read it. It wasn't just anti semitic. If
Speaker 2: it was just anti semitic, I would have still read it.
Speaker 2: But still, that's a good joked.
Speaker 5: That's a very good joke.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I did see that. There's like a whole civil
Speaker 2: war going on over there now, mane because Tucker fucking
Speaker 2: isiating himself piece of ship, Like, I mean, uh.
Speaker 5: He's so obviously a white nationalist for the longest time.
Speaker 5: He's been talking about the Great Replacement theory for like
Speaker 5: fucking fifteen years.
Speaker 2: He's also the fagus motherfucker ever because like those text messages,
Speaker 2: Leader was like, I hate trying hate devil Devil, which
Speaker 2: of course I mean if you are. I mean if
Speaker 2: look again, I've said this multiple times. If I was
Speaker 2: a Christian and I saw what was happening, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: Trump is clearly like Somethingeah.
Speaker 5: He's the anti Christ.
Speaker 2: Like if not Trump must certainly he's tell you know,
Speaker 2: like all the people who you te can talk to,
Speaker 2: feels like the anti Pope. You know, He's like he.
Speaker 4: Can speak the snakes. He's like he knows what they're saying.
Speaker 4: He's Postle tongue or something.
Speaker 2: He needs parceled dougg for sure. Like Peter Teel like
Speaker 2: moves around like I don't even know, like the way
Speaker 2: he moves as.
Speaker 4: Fucked, It's like he has the life he has I
Speaker 4: frames bothers me. He like he moves like a Minecraft
Speaker 4: character would move in real life, whereas like some of
Speaker 4: the frames aren't there and I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 4: know where to hit you at right, They say.
Speaker 5: Like all these people at the top, like Elon Musk, Zuckerberger,
Speaker 5: lizard people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all like they are the quintessential lizard person.
Speaker 2: So like it is wild that that more uh conspiracy
Speaker 2: minded people aren't kind of what's.
Speaker 5: Your face, Candice Owns implied, Yeah, yeah, that they're fucking
Speaker 5: lizard people, which is funny.
Speaker 2: Makes it crazy.
Speaker 4: You ever wondered the fact that like people to get
Speaker 4: brain damage or injuries and they don't, like they never
Speaker 4: be like we need healthcare. That always like you know what,
Speaker 4: I really think that everyone should kill gay people, And
Speaker 4: it's like, why don't people get brain damage and like
Speaker 4: become better people.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, dug, because this doesn't happen. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: to be a better person, you'd have to be smart.
Speaker 4: You have to you'd have to like not even smart,
Speaker 4: just not crazy.
Speaker 2: You have to be smart. I'm not saying smart as
Speaker 2: in like Jimmy neutral. I don't think you gotta go
Speaker 2: build it. You know, you can go to space and
Speaker 2: you don't got to be You're not gonna go inventing.
Speaker 2: You don't gotta go inventing rockets that will send you
Speaker 2: to space. And you don't gonna invent convertible rocket chips.
Speaker 2: That does bother me. In that movie that they're just
Speaker 2: like flying in space and their skin is just in
Speaker 2: space really pisses me off.
Speaker 4: They don't wear helmets, right, It's just it's just straight.
Speaker 2: Up it's just them chilling its space. Like they make
Speaker 2: the rocket ships out of the rides in the movie.
Speaker 2: But like there's no seal, Like you know, that's crazy,
Speaker 2: you're not fast.
Speaker 4: There's so much of that is just like this is
Speaker 4: nuts is all.
Speaker 2: It's whimsy, you know, like whatever, I get it, but
Speaker 2: like it like when I first thought, I was like
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I was like.
Speaker 4: Hmm, deconstructs Jimmy Neutron is that the movie is overall
Speaker 4: just completet.
Speaker 2: Because even Invader Zim acknowledged like the vacuum of space,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, so that's that's why
Speaker 2: I was like there were other cartoons that dealt with space.
Speaker 2: I kind of acknowledged it. So to see a show
Speaker 2: about science Jimmy Newsron Boy genius, I mean it's so
Speaker 2: centered on being science. Actually it's just like I'm in space.
Speaker 4: There's no they don't mentioned signs much. I just say,
Speaker 4: Jimmy smart I know, you know how they say, like
Speaker 4: Batman's genius and he just solvesh it. It's like he's
Speaker 4: not doing any detective work.
Speaker 2: I'm smart. He solves obvious crimes. He's like, where's the
Speaker 2: where's my spaghetti.
Speaker 5: You don't get to see how much of a genius
Speaker 5: he actually is. They just say, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm the person.
Speaker 4: Every it's like your plot, you're no your magic?
Speaker 2: What is? There is there a discussion in the Batman
Speaker 2: community about like whether or not Batman is, like whether
Speaker 2: it's genius or if it's just extreme paranoia that ultimately
Speaker 2: both that ultimately manifests as extreme preparedness that comes across
Speaker 2: as genius.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's lily buffal those things.
Speaker 2: It definitely yeah, you know, because if you're paranoid about everything,
Speaker 2: like you will be prepared for everything that will come
Speaker 2: across as the thing is, though you still have to
Speaker 2: be a genius for it to be effective.
Speaker 5: Sure, because if you can be prepared as you as possible,
Speaker 5: and if you're a retard, you know, your preparedness will.
Speaker 2: Just fan It's both.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is. He's the literal andbiting of humanity in
Speaker 4: both the good and the bad.
Speaker 2: At the same time, like he's.
Speaker 4: He as he has the willpower to never stop, but
Speaker 4: he's also nuts and like doesn't trust people.
Speaker 2: Has all that means to solve everything that doesn't actually
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: He helps, he helps someone and they're like, that's enough.
Speaker 2: And it's like he helps in a way that's very
Speaker 2: sound enough for himself.
Speaker 5: It's extremely selfish. It's I feel like that.
Speaker 4: That's why Dick left. He was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: stay here. You're not making this place better.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna that is earnestly tho why I like Batman?
Speaker 2: I think I think, I think. I think if Batman
Speaker 2: was just like a like, like if it was just
Speaker 2: Adam West, you know, I'd be like, I like that,
Speaker 2: you're crazy and.
Speaker 4: There's good and bad to it. I agree that I.
Speaker 2: Think it's the best heroes.
Speaker 5: I think it's all good in as far as like
Speaker 5: as a consumer like it's it is discussing the he's
Speaker 5: the most interesting character to discuss, not only because he's
Speaker 5: like one of the most popular, just the I could.
Speaker 5: I guess the discussion really lies in was all of
Speaker 5: this intention or did is this retro Is this a retrospective?
Speaker 4: Of course, it's it hasspective, there's no way.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, to be fair, I guess I.
Speaker 4: Never really whose older comics. He's not this character, and
Speaker 4: I think that's.
Speaker 5: What that's technically he was, though, because even to still
Speaker 5: be doing, to be in the situation he was in,
Speaker 5: to be like, you know, tormented souls doing the crime thing,
Speaker 5: having a Robin, even when it is kind of tongue
Speaker 5: in cheek, in an Adam West like type of campy thing,
Speaker 5: it's still kind of morbid if you think about the situation, like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 4: It is crazy, I think, I like, I think, who is.
Speaker 2: This young boy that is insane? Like Robin in particular
Speaker 2: is the craziest thing about him? Yes, like the fact
Speaker 2: that there is a Robin at like everything else, Like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you dress up at night and beat people up. Plenty
Speaker 2: of people do that, you know, Yeah, you've you're traumatized
Speaker 2: from the loss of your rans. Sure that mixed with
Speaker 2: the fact that like I'm just gonna this random guy.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna fucking abuse him, yeah, and force him
Speaker 5: into my lifestyle. And Alfred's like, yeah, literally, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to lose my pensions, so.
Speaker 4: Sure, Bruce literally creating child soldiers like actually that they're
Speaker 4: all and then they're all hyper dangerous now and they're
Speaker 4: in themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're all crazy and it's a good thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like it's portrayed generally, it's like a yeah, the righteousness,
Speaker 2: it is justice. The bat family is a good thing, right,
Speaker 2: It's good to have a bad fan.
Speaker 5: Like he did the whole Batman Incorporated where he's taking
Speaker 5: that ship global and it's.
Speaker 4: Like with Dove and everything. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a Chinese Batman and like China got them.
Speaker 4: There's a Chinese Superman.
Speaker 5: Is there really is a Chinese as I don't remember
Speaker 5: if they actually had a Chinese Batman.
Speaker 2: Though Jersey Superman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a there's a there's a Kryptonian that's an
Speaker 4: Asian fella. He's like even there, like up there too.
Speaker 2: He flies so fast that he looks white when he's flying.
Speaker 4: That that's crazy. He seems cool until he stops and
Speaker 4: everybody's like, oh, he's another happened.
Speaker 2: It's fucking anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The next question, I think is an interesting character. As
Speaker 4: much as I criticize him, I think he is he
Speaker 4: is very interesting. I don't think he's the most.
Speaker 5: He's my second fan, he's my second I mean criticize him.
Speaker 5: It makes so much sense. It's it's like I think Tony,
Speaker 5: I really do. I really do think Tony Soprano is
Speaker 5: the because I would say I said the show is
Speaker 5: a little bit over hyped for me personally, But Tony Soprano,
Speaker 5: the character himself is the best character in television.
Speaker 2: Like what an incredible character.
Speaker 5: Like he's such a garbage piece of shit, but like
Speaker 5: so compelling to watch him and what you're so looking
Speaker 5: forward to seeing what the fuck.
Speaker 2: He's gonna do next.
Speaker 4: Literally him and Jamie Lanister, and they're both completely ship
Speaker 4: complex motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Jamie at least has Jamie at least has.
Speaker 2: Some righteousness with him. Yeah, like.
Speaker 5: About aout nothing because even the nice stuff, it's still selfish.
Speaker 5: The things that are like when he does, is.
Speaker 2: He the most ship person like?
Speaker 5: Actually ever, I think the he's like uh taiwand he's
Speaker 5: like is that he's like he's such a Taiwan. Lanister
Speaker 5: is such a cunt. He's such an asshole, and he's
Speaker 5: so selfish and only cares about his family and what
Speaker 5: it what like he's it's it's one of.
Speaker 4: Those cares about his family as a reflections like I
Speaker 4: care about my kids. They care about my kids because
Speaker 4: they're my kids, and they look at mection of me.
Speaker 4: They suck.
Speaker 2: Suck the worst guy.
Speaker 5: It's literally that, And that's kind of how like I
Speaker 5: would say. The only thing the difference is Tony literally
Speaker 5: does love his kids.
Speaker 2: So he does.
Speaker 5: However, you know, it's.
Speaker 4: He actively undercuts and destroys their lives over and.
Speaker 5: Over, and he does at a certain port, he starts
Speaker 5: to resent a j because it just sucks.
Speaker 2: It's between Tony and the guy from Quantum Leap? Which one?
Speaker 2: Which which time?
Speaker 4: I'm talking about? Which one?
Speaker 2: The guy who jumps he does all the leaping, Like
Speaker 2: I don't even know the leaper. I just know he
Speaker 2: was in an episode of Always Sunny as that guy,
Speaker 2: the character from the movie. Yeah, you don't remember that.
Speaker 2: It's the episode where they all become this is real.
Speaker 2: This is the episode where they all become black because
Speaker 2: they think that they think that they're doing a quantum
Speaker 2: leap thing. It's like, are we in a quantum leap thing?
Speaker 2: What's going on? And they run into him at the
Speaker 2: at the hospital and he's like working as a janitor
Speaker 2: and then he's like, are you quantum leaping or is
Speaker 2: and he's like and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm quantum leaping. I'm doing I'm yeah or something like that.
Speaker 2: Is this earlier later? This is uh, well, this is well,
Speaker 2: it's middle I would say middle. I don't remember eleven eleven.
Speaker 2: Maybe I could be completely if it's around that time,
Speaker 2: I would have.
Speaker 4: To have seen literally the character from that movie and
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Guys, dude, you find out that he was an old
Speaker 2: black man. Really, yeah, this is I'm not this sounds
Speaker 2: clearly like complete bullshit. I don't know anything about quantum leep,
Speaker 2: but like this is this, this really does this? Really
Speaker 2: does happen? You found out he left, he was like
Speaker 2: his old black man. At the end of that episode,
Speaker 2: old black man looked like he wait, they wake up
Speaker 2: and it's like it was all dream and like none
Speaker 2: of that shit ever happened. They didn't become black. But
Speaker 2: then like they had to live in they had to
Speaker 2: live with uh or they had to sleep in the
Speaker 2: bed with an old black man because that was a
Speaker 2: bet that they made. If they couldn't stay in the
Speaker 2: house in the suburbs for long enough. Then they they
Speaker 2: had to sleep in the bed with an old black man.
Speaker 2: And then I guess like a year later they do
Speaker 2: that episode where they become black and uh yeah, he
Speaker 2: like at the end of the episode, the kick him
Speaker 2: out of the apartment and then he walks by a
Speaker 2: mirror and it's him. It's the guy from from Quantum Leap.
Speaker 2: It's fucking really stupid. I love how dumb that is.
Speaker 2: That is stupid. I never u that was I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think the first time I ever even heard of
Speaker 5: Quantum Leap was uh was not the Family Guy or
Speaker 5: that where Neil was like hitting on Meg at one
Speaker 5: point He's like, He's like, why haven't I leaped?
Speaker 2: And it was like it was like, but I was like,
Speaker 2: the only reason I know, the only reason I know
Speaker 2: what Quantum Leap is because I used to. It would
Speaker 2: be on on G four. Yeah, sometimes before like before
Speaker 2: it would it would start into the gaming stuff, like
Speaker 2: before Sinamattack and before XPlay and before like Cheat with
Speaker 2: Christen Holden, before all these things attack of the show,
Speaker 2: before that block started, it would be Ninja Warrior and
Speaker 2: Or and Quantum Leap or Quantum Leak and then Ninja
Speaker 2: Warrior and then that weird fucking assortment of program the
Speaker 2: end end that somebody would watch Quantum Leap and then
Speaker 2: Ninja Warrior and then X plays Insane.
Speaker 4: For me, it would be on. It would be on
Speaker 4: Channel ten and it'd be it'd be whatever the thing
Speaker 4: with what his name was. Then yeah, the guy, the
Speaker 4: white haired guy from Naked a Gun, it'd be like
Speaker 4: one of his things, and then it'd be Quantum Leap
Speaker 4: and I would sit there and I'd be like, I
Speaker 4: don't know what's happening, but this scene with this guy
Speaker 4: is really funny.
Speaker 2: Quantum Leap.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm curious about it. Yeah, I remember, I want
Speaker 5: to see the retarded episode.
Speaker 4: I saw that. I remember. I remember the episode. Actually,
Speaker 4: I remember watching that the first time and laughing my
Speaker 4: ass off.
Speaker 2: You liar, I.
Speaker 4: Remember because I saw that because he was not seeing
Speaker 4: that episode of God, I swear to guy, it will
Speaker 4: come on Channel ten in New York.
Speaker 2: This is the last of us movie again where.
Speaker 4: I swear it would come on Channel ten New York
Speaker 4: at like random fucking times, like sometimes like two am.
Speaker 2: The retard episode of Quantum Leap.
Speaker 4: I think possibly.
Speaker 2: Whatever we're gonna possible. We read the guys. Nay, oh no,
Speaker 2: we did. We did. We didn't talk about okay, so
Speaker 2: we we the Ben one, right, Yeah it was a
Speaker 2: sho shot. Uncle call him. We're already talking about the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking so. Yeah, Tuckers and Nick Fuentez is jumping. I
Speaker 2: mean obviously, like the tides over there are changing towards
Speaker 2: Nick Fuentes, so like he's just trying to ingratiate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson's a fake motherfucker. It's crazy, but yeah, fake
Speaker 2: a three dollars bill. But yeah, Ben Shapiro did that
Speaker 2: video where he's like, I don't know. Suddenly I don't
Speaker 2: know what happen. There's so much bigotry on the right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what happened. Where's all
Speaker 2: this coming from? Like imagine being so.
Speaker 4: Like everyone comes in and throws U on the floor.
Speaker 2: Like even if you are a Republican, you have to
Speaker 2: like surely you're aware, of course, right he knows.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, he he was one of the first
Speaker 5: people to be like, oh uh, Shavin definitely murdered George Floyd.
Speaker 5: Like in twenty twenty murder and now the Shavin dot
Speaker 5: Org or whatever the like, get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 5: you lying, fake fucking Jew.
Speaker 2: On further examination, I realized he's a Jew.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying anything wrong, agree, but you know, I
Speaker 5: I know the little stink on it, but there was
Speaker 5: stink on the entire sentence.
Speaker 4: Not the same kind of.
Speaker 2: It was a different Guman like lying fucking Jewish man.
Speaker 2: That would I say it?
Speaker 5: It was lying fucking uh the man of Judaism, Judaistic faith.
Speaker 2: Is he.
Speaker 5: Judeo Christian?
Speaker 2: He's not Judeo Christian. He's a Judeo well it all.
Speaker 5: It's the guy like the Abraham the sorry sorry I informed, apologies.
Speaker 2: It's like balsonic kind of yeah, you know, but uh yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see, we'll see how that shakes up. I saw
Speaker 2: Taktruz also give a speech where he's like, no.
Speaker 4: Oh right, he was.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 5: He was because it's like at a certain point they
Speaker 5: know they wouldn't be welcomed to the those states, so
Speaker 5: they have.
Speaker 2: To oh yeah, that's right. I did forget that he's
Speaker 2: a Canadian, uh, his Cuban.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's as his dad. He was talking about communism
Speaker 5: and then he's like, my dad was tortured by Bautista,
Speaker 5: and it's like Bautista every there was. There was a
Speaker 5: plosion of memes when that came out. Walk him Down.
Speaker 4: Was a freak when he was younger.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean he was yeah, of course he was dad.
Speaker 4: He was torturing his dad, picking him up, fucking moving
Speaker 4: like hem him so bad, blood splattered out his back.
Speaker 4: Already would make a.
Speaker 2: Sore video of Deapatista doing that to actually Ted Cruise
Speaker 2: is dad. Just just make it because I don't know
Speaker 2: what CRUs his dad looks like, and even if it
Speaker 2: looked accurate, it wouldn't mean much to me. Right, Actually,
Speaker 2: that's actually true. I was up with the mods. He
Speaker 2: was crazy. The fact that he did that to mister Cruise.
Speaker 4: He stands on the right side of ship very often.
Speaker 4: I fuck with that guy heavily. He's a good dude.
Speaker 5: He's an actor in a he's like and he was
Speaker 5: like at the only reason people are surprised is because
Speaker 5: he was all a meadhead, right, because people on average
Speaker 5: are like reasonable, like, oh, left leaning politics, I don't
Speaker 5: even know if they consider themselves left. It's like, this
Speaker 5: is not the right thing.
Speaker 4: To do.
Speaker 2: It's not like the Rock, who's like very like he's
Speaker 2: just kind of like an image more than he is
Speaker 2: a person, And like, uh, what was that whole thing?
Speaker 4: It was that?
Speaker 2: But he well sure, but like I mean the Rock,
Speaker 2: I mean he's trying to I guess because that that
Speaker 2: movie came out where he plays like some box or
Speaker 2: whatever machine. I heard it was apparently very good. But
Speaker 2: I just don't give a ship about any of that.
Speaker 2: I still haven't seen, like you know what Rocky.
Speaker 4: Still I think the problem is that the Rock had
Speaker 4: a chance to do that, but he was like I
Speaker 4: want to chase my bag more than anything else, So
Speaker 4: he didn't stand for anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even forgot it. I just don't
Speaker 2: like it's It's just it's obviously you can't really rewrite
Speaker 2: that if you're gonna do it. Like I kind of
Speaker 2: feel like because it wasn't there whole thing of like him,
Speaker 2: like he had like a like a thermis full of his.
Speaker 3: Own diarrhea or something, just one of his probos.
Speaker 2: You notice my therms of my own diarrhea bare He's yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like it was a piss piss. He had a
Speaker 2: vast bottle which he's sponsored by. It's just the funniest
Speaker 2: spots around the company. It is a step up from
Speaker 2: why do you post that he didn't have? I think
Speaker 2: he tried to humanize himself a little bit, like, look,
Speaker 2: I'm a person too, I also pee and like in
Speaker 2: front of myself.
Speaker 5: He totally misread it, obviously, but I bet he was thinking, oh,
Speaker 5: like everybody's gonna like me, like I got flaws, you know,
Speaker 5: like oh I forgot whoops. He must be you know,
Speaker 5: like whoops piss because it's like, it's funny that it
Speaker 5: was just came out so recently after people were like, oh,
Speaker 5: that dude like pisses in bottles, Like he won't go
Speaker 5: to the bathroom for a cut on like red Notice
Speaker 5: or whatever the fuck they were filming like Netflix things right,
Speaker 5: and you would just go like fucking pissing bottles and
Speaker 5: like all right, let's go, like nigga, we can cut
Speaker 5: for five minutes. What's wrong with you? We can we
Speaker 5: can break for five minutes. He would actually, in fact
Speaker 5: he's Black Adams, he would just pissed.
Speaker 4: The whole.
Speaker 5: Keeps cgi the soup black yellow started discoloring.
Speaker 2: He kept piss on a black costume so much that
Speaker 2: it becomes yellow and not just more black, because that's
Speaker 2: how it works. Is crazy, that's insane.
Speaker 4: He finishes a workout, he leads up from the bench,
Speaker 4: pis himself medium.
Speaker 5: He's such a freak though, you like he posted three
Speaker 5: separate times going to in and Out for the first time.
Speaker 5: Let's see how it is.
Speaker 2: And people are like, Nigga, we saw you do this
Speaker 2: a year ago. Maybe he had maybe he has, like
Speaker 2: he's like a fifty first dates situation, and he's like, like,
Speaker 2: he genuinely doesn't remember having in and out and so
Speaker 2: like his social media manag, guess we'll use this.
Speaker 5: He doesn't remember pissing himself while he pissed himself, like,
Speaker 5: oh I still got a pistol.
Speaker 2: Nobody nobody got piss Nobody reminded him what a bathroom was, right, He's.
Speaker 4: Like, no, there's no bathrooms. Just what are you talking about.
Speaker 4: There's just no bathroom. There's none.
Speaker 5: They've never thought to make a bathroom in Samoa. Freaking
Speaker 5: what you call it? Pepp Okay, okay, okay, one of
Speaker 5: them peers. You're fighting it by yourself, by yourself, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm not helping you. I'm big, they're much bigger so
Speaker 5: and what jee actually often one of the nicest people
Speaker 5: to us. Actually, as black folds, they're often really cool
Speaker 5: to black.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like Simon's and niggas are sucking tight man.
Speaker 4: That's like, it's funny. They're cooler than Latinos are the
Speaker 4: black people, and it's like, come.
Speaker 5: On, yeah, every every smon, well, my shout out to whatever.
Speaker 5: I have a lot of people I worked with that.
Speaker 4: Simone friend, Jerry, his whole name was Jerry, Jerry, just Jerry.
Speaker 5: I had a Samoan's and I had some Hawaiian friends.
Speaker 5: I can't remember one of them. One of my favorite.
Speaker 5: I can't remember if he's Simon in Hawaiiana, but Messina
Speaker 5: is cool dude, and it's his whole family. It might
Speaker 5: be I'm gonna I'm trying to leaning more towards Simone
Speaker 5: just because his family looked like the usos. They look
Speaker 5: like the Fatu family, but they look they look particular.
Speaker 5: They look at the even Rakishi. I was like, you sure,
Speaker 5: And when.
Speaker 4: I was young, I was like, you sure, he's not
Speaker 4: just he just looks like his looks like that. For
Speaker 4: some reason, I.
Speaker 5: Just remember being a kid and being fool the Yokazuna.
Speaker 5: Just I'm like, oh, I look at that giant Japanese guy,
Speaker 5: and I got older.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the guy's fucking clearly he's not even close
Speaker 2: to being Japanese.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of them there, man, Actually, that's gotta
Speaker 4: feve them in on the island.
Speaker 2: I imagine.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, you guys can't leave now. You guys did that.
Speaker 4: You guys gotta stay here. You stay here now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I if man, I can't my mom, if she never
Speaker 2: told us the truth or whatever, I think i'd have, Dude.
Speaker 5: I'd probably have like tribal tattoos. I probably was like
Speaker 5: I've I've always found that shit fascinating.
Speaker 4: I think they're cool. I think it's a cool island,
Speaker 4: really beautiful history, genuinely actually nice history. And then you know,
Speaker 4: we show up and it gets real sad, but it's
Speaker 4: really cool. It's a it's a pretty thing. Yeah, let's
Speaker 4: get a couple more because we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Hit Yeah, Donnia elected Cheney dead road and he says,
Speaker 2: what if two guys stood as to ask and one
Speaker 2: guy farted really really hard and the other guy's asshole,
Speaker 2: we explode? Yes or no? There is a question too.
Speaker 5: Low, but maybe he can still at least you can
Speaker 5: transfer the gas.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like those videos of the people with
Speaker 2: and then they explode and die.
Speaker 4: The guy elapsed and one of the guy's organs his nose.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was like that was really funny. Maybe there's
Speaker 4: uh in a in ah.
Speaker 5: Maybe there's one guy that like his assholes puckered so
Speaker 5: tight and he ate like broccoli and what else gives
Speaker 5: you a lot of gas?
Speaker 4: What is the hardest part ever? Look it up.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a answer for that.
Speaker 4: I'm the hardest recorded part.
Speaker 2: I bet it was during the Oregon Trail?
Speaker 4: What is the hardest recorded?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Recorded?
Speaker 5: We need again his book of records. I guarantee you
Speaker 5: it's there.
Speaker 2: Artist ever, It's like they.
Speaker 5: Have like spitting crickets that's a record?
Speaker 2: How far can you spit a cricket? Okay, that's a record?
Speaker 4: Is there is there?
Speaker 2: Stupid?
Speaker 5: How far can you bowlg your eyes out? Which is terrifying?
Speaker 2: How the people who can do that?
Speaker 4: The stupidest nigga ever? Like, what is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: The quantifiable dumbest nigga to ever walk this?
Speaker 2: I heard a little Wayne song recently and I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: what this is due? Heed man, He's he did too much.
Speaker 2: He did too many drugs.
Speaker 4: He was leaning too hard.
Speaker 5: That's why I feel like, officially is probably the dumbest
Speaker 5: nigga now because like still.
Speaker 2: Jesters, that is the dumbest.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, I forgot. He's still if you put him.
Speaker 5: If you he literally couldn't get out of a maze
Speaker 5: that's in the back of like a.
Speaker 2: Captain crunch box. He can get, he would be stuck in.
Speaker 2: I think it would have a files for al. He
Speaker 2: gets lost in a one hallway maze man and exit.
Speaker 4: He's like, where the white man trick me? This is
Speaker 4: no white man here to got me. And it's like yep,
Speaker 4: so stay here and fall asleep forever.
Speaker 2: This maze is amazing.
Speaker 4: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. That's one of his catch phrases. Always
Speaker 2: say Beta everyone Beta Male. Like the video of him
Speaker 2: a long time ago, it's like it's like an early
Speaker 2: video of him and he's smart. No, it was like
Speaker 2: it's a video of him next to I don't even know,
Speaker 2: Like he's arguing at some protests and then the camera
Speaker 2: pans and he's like, I'm sorry, is my thermist full
Speaker 2: of tire r?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, And then he's arguing. There is a video of
Speaker 2: him a long time ago at some weird protests. I
Speaker 2: don't remember what the he was saying there. He was
Speaker 2: like some it was nonsense. It was the same nonsense
Speaker 2: that he always says. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I think he is the dumbest nigge quanta fab I
Speaker 4: think I.
Speaker 2: Think unfortunately you said quantifiably.
Speaker 4: Quantifu quantifu when you said that quantiplicably quanto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it underminds the claim that you just once Justice
Speaker 2: Lee Peterson dies or gets killed by the stupid meter,
Speaker 2: then it will be him, that will be me, that
Speaker 2: will be a little way little is the dumbest nigga.
Speaker 4: I think he's he's dumb.
Speaker 2: I think he's try.
Speaker 5: I think that's what I think. That's why even listen
Speaker 5: to him. He still every once in a while appears
Speaker 5: on like some sports ship and give analysis on like yeah,
Speaker 5: it's the worst, because first of all, he sounds like
Speaker 5: a frog.
Speaker 4: That's what he's like.
Speaker 2: He's like.
Speaker 4: The young way on he has to make it raid
Speaker 4: on that he just dies. I do.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he's saying because like he he
Speaker 5: looks like a Teenageuch, what would you say, like a
Speaker 5: TEENAGEU like, like imagine that there's a teenage predator running
Speaker 5: around and be like, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: A little way I see it a little bit.
Speaker 4: I'm not the Quarter of Three isn't a fantastic album, though,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna deny that that album is.
Speaker 2: Like, man, he had his day in the sun top.
Speaker 4: Rap albums actually of all time.
Speaker 2: Mid to late two thousands. He was fucking he was
Speaker 2: on top. Dude, young Money was a conglomerate. Wait, okay,
Speaker 2: so here's a good question. All right, Uh thug Zilla
Speaker 2: versus Mathra thuggin' and bugging wrote in stup guys, I
Speaker 2: saw Derek's Instagram story about his problem with McDonald's breakfast. Men,
Speaker 2: you're going back to the ten am cutoff, and I
Speaker 2: have a solution to his dilemma. What you tell me?
Speaker 2: If you heard this before, just wake up early. You
Speaker 2: can thank me later. Derek.
Speaker 5: It's funny because I I followed up say, you know,
Speaker 5: responded to people saying yeah, so he just doesn't anyway,
Speaker 5: what a brilliant comedian.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of funny that.
Speaker 4: Was that was crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do I get it though, like man
Speaker 2: like it's the McDonald's talcakes are good. I know that
Speaker 2: they're bullshit. I know it's like fucking process. Probably plastic.
Speaker 2: What is I literally killed you anymore? Probably plastic or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I love it, I guess I have it so seldomly,
Speaker 5: but it doesn't taste like any other pancakes.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I use words sometimes rarely. It's a four hundred
Speaker 2: word right there? What was it? Yeah? Whatever?
Speaker 5: Fucking it cuts off and I don't we get up
Speaker 5: at a certain time and.
Speaker 4: I get up at three forty five pm every fucking day.
Speaker 4: I want to get breakfast. What the fuck, dude, I
Speaker 4: fall asleep at fucking nine pm. I wake up at
Speaker 4: three forty five. Right, I don't got much. I don't
Speaker 4: got much time to operate, and they don't got fucking breakfast.
Speaker 4: I hate this, But you know what's a bummer.
Speaker 2: What's the biggest bummer is that talking about this makes
Speaker 2: me want it and I can't get it, and you
Speaker 2: can't get got to wait for tomorrow, which is like,
Speaker 2: what the fun I'm gonna wake up at seven am
Speaker 2: to go to McDonald's and that's what give at seven am,
Speaker 2: I'm cooking myself breakfast.
Speaker 5: That's the thing, that's the thing worth it to get
Speaker 5: up that early if you if you're not used to
Speaker 5: getting up that fucking early. And there's a bunch of
Speaker 5: people that are third shifters that are like yeah, like
Speaker 5: they were all like in my replies, like bro, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's fucked up that Like I literally cannot get like
Speaker 5: this ship because I wake, I sleep, but in that time,
Speaker 5: they get off super late and then they get up later,
Speaker 5: and then the average person that works first and second shift.
Speaker 4: That's too bad. Ship. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't say that. You said, applied, I
Speaker 2: didn't say it.
Speaker 4: You can go to me. Well from that fair, I
Speaker 4: didn't say, ship. I'm just saying that's that's unfortunate. YEA,
Speaker 4: too bad is unfortunate is kind of ambiguous, but too
Speaker 4: bad is definitely a room sounding.
Speaker 5: The pandemic fucked everything up, dude, because they literally it
Speaker 5: was only like that for like, I don't even know
Speaker 5: if it was an entire year, the all day breakfast,
Speaker 5: because I think it's I think it might have started
Speaker 5: in twenty nineteen maybe, And I was like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 5: So I can just like whenever I feel like it
Speaker 5: was the Hokes from there, because it's just it's a
Speaker 5: specific flavor because uh pack, dude. Most places, if I
Speaker 5: want to get a regular stack of pancakes, they don't
Speaker 5: drink it in butter and get it all nice and crispy.
Speaker 5: It's on the fucking the regular. You know, their stainless
Speaker 5: steel thing that they.
Speaker 4: Drilling on about McDonald's, which is that.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: What I do is I get my dick real hard
Speaker 4: and I pour, I pour the syrup all over my peanuts,
Speaker 4: and I jack off and I create.
Speaker 5: Fucking freak, fucking freak and he's telling the truth too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that so is crazy about I've seen this. I've
Speaker 2: seen this. I've seen this.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately right right of my liberal we didn't even live
Speaker 4: the garther that period of time. It was just in
Speaker 4: my liberal gave me the chills.
Speaker 2: Just like you bubbles, that's that's so great. Blowing and
Speaker 2: animal blowing a bubble of animals is crazy. That's insane
Speaker 2: because comes animals. They're the They're the animal. I don't
Speaker 2: think is animals. Actually, are you fucking sure?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: I'm I feel like comes animals.
Speaker 4: I feel like come is Come is not animals? No,
Speaker 4: Come is not an animal? Is not animal?
Speaker 2: Is animals? Is a tartar graded animal? I think a
Speaker 2: tartar grade is an animal.
Speaker 4: They're organisms. I don't know if you call them animals.
Speaker 2: I think an organism is an animal. Animals or organisms.
Speaker 4: I think they have to be more complex than the animals.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4: That's what the that's what they called, like, you know,
Speaker 4: like complex organisms.
Speaker 2: I think I think is an animals.
Speaker 4: Look up animal?
Speaker 2: No, no, why don't you do it? You're so confident
Speaker 2: you do it? You know what?
Speaker 4: Google?
Speaker 5: Come animal animals?
Speaker 2: This episode.
Speaker 4: Comes, it comes from animals. But animals aren't. Wait wait,
Speaker 4: speaking of.
Speaker 5: A compatible when I when I went to the voting thing.
Speaker 2: I don't want to the voting thing and the prop
Speaker 2: fifty thing, yuh.
Speaker 5: There was a squirrel in the trees, the biggest balls
Speaker 5: I've ever seen out of the squirrel I saw.
Speaker 4: I saw a video of a big bald squirrel too,
Speaker 4: and I was like, and am I like realizing now
Speaker 4: that I've never noticed squirrels had big balls, or just
Speaker 4: that the squirrels I've seen you never been like very
Speaker 4: tiny testical having squirrel.
Speaker 2: It's crazy to me that, like because they're almost they're
Speaker 2: as big as a person's. Yeah, squirrels, they're very big.
Speaker 2: They have a very small penis but very male sized testicles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then like the ratio that is crazy, ball were
Speaker 2: as big in relation.
Speaker 4: My balls were as big as the whole squirrel.
Speaker 2: You'd be in such a problematic place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you have to, you have to.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of com man, it's a lot of
Speaker 2: com a lot of animals.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's get the hell out of hair.
Speaker 4: On that note, a lot of boss coming squirrels at
Speaker 4: coms going on.
Speaker 2: All right, you should you should have.
Speaker 4: The thumbnail be on a squirrel covered and come Jesus right.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: Kyle Kolinsky's latest, Uh, he just dropped this hour ago,
Speaker 5: resting pissed bozos woke his back the title.
Speaker 2: His titles are my favorite, I I love He was
Speaker 2: tweeting fucks and sucks himself over roasted chestnuts or something like,
Speaker 2: it's just the most ridiculous ship.
Speaker 5: Who did Kyle grill? He like grilled someone because they
Speaker 5: were pretending they were pretending to be It was.
Speaker 2: Like stupid moron who would be killed, won't shut up,
Speaker 2: and it's like a picture.
Speaker 4: Of something like he's like he's he went off, like
Speaker 4: so he was going crazy last night. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: I didn't actually see it.
Speaker 5: I didn't see it. He was posting like fucking like
Speaker 5: Jada Kiss were like, I'm from New York, nigga, We're
Speaker 5: really here, And I'm like, Kyl, I know you used that. Well,
Speaker 5: of course I know.
Speaker 4: I mean to use that word.
Speaker 2: He understands it. They're hungry. There was aware.
Speaker 5: There were tweets of it.
Speaker 4: I think that was funny. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I saw, I saw, I saw, Yeah, I saw people
Speaker 2: were tweeting. I didn't even see what Kyle was tweeting,
Speaker 2: but I saw people retweeting where he's where people were
Speaker 2: like woke as hungry. So it's like, it's so funny
Speaker 2: that that's like.
Speaker 4: A it's a double joke.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's a joke with itself. Yeah, anyway, did you
Speaker 2: find did you find the video or whatever?
Speaker 5: I'm getting there. I'm going on his page because like
Speaker 5: he he replies to somebody that I think they were
Speaker 5: actually trying to shame what.
Speaker 2: What I just remembered another tweet that was like, I
Speaker 2: think it was like some Republican lady and she was like,
Speaker 2: take a picture of her food. He was like, that's
Speaker 2: a lot of beads, you nasty ass bitch.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: No, crazy, that's a lot of beans, you nasty.
Speaker 4: He talks like someone's crazy. It sounds like someone that
Speaker 4: is from New York. I love that he's like he
Speaker 4: is actually from there, and the way he speaks like
Speaker 4: he grew around a bunch of niggas. He grew up
Speaker 4: having to say wild ship back to people that said
Speaker 4: wild ship him.
Speaker 5: Clearly, I wonder if it's all there, like because he's
Speaker 5: been around for a long time, back when he was
Speaker 5: completely white, because he's all it's all New York tan.
Speaker 4: Now he's good. I love that he's well. He doesn't
Speaker 4: have the white hair anymore.
Speaker 5: Right on the sides, he definitely did he move out?
Speaker 5: Did he move out of that build he had? He
Speaker 5: had the fucking crazy tan with the fucking stark white hair.
Speaker 5: It was like crazy, I thought he looked. I was
Speaker 5: talking to my brother and I was talking about how
Speaker 5: he's he's married to Paul, and he was like, he's married.
Speaker 2: He's like I thought he was gay, and I was like, Dan,
Speaker 2: he could still be that.
Speaker 4: You can't be gay and married to me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he could be. He can be a she could
Speaker 5: be a beard.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he.
Speaker 4: Can't be an active gay married to woman. No, it's impossible.
Speaker 2: It's it's physically.
Speaker 4: That's why Lily so I cannot it's suppressing half of myself.
Speaker 2: It's like that. Norum Uh, I'm deeply closeted.
Speaker 4: I'm a deeply closetive.
Speaker 2: I'm not counting out though, all right, fucking I can't
Speaker 2: find it. Count me down, Cason. We're gonna read the
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Speaker 5: Say, Kyle? Uh So, Mike Lee tweets, Mike tweet Mike
Speaker 5: Lee quote tweets Kyle because it's like the fake gritty,
Speaker 5: grieving widow grifter costume.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's what Kyle tweeted out.
Speaker 5: And then so he's like Mike Lee's like, how would
Speaker 5: the media respond to this post had Charlie kirk Bennett Democrat,
Speaker 5: and then Kyle responds with that picture of Mike Lee
Speaker 5: posting the Nightmare on Wall Street. When when the fucking
Speaker 5: you know, when that the Democratic she got killed? This
Speaker 5: is what Kyle says, Shut your snowflake, bitch, assed up
Speaker 5: edgie jokes are fine for you, but not for less
Speaker 5: leftist bas Mike Lee votes for endless war and stealing
Speaker 5: healthcare from seventeen million people. But I'm the problem. Fuck you,
Speaker 5: retire you cunt.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, man, I appreciate it. The energy I want.
Speaker 2: I've always liked. It's good, pretty good.
Speaker 4: Aggressive, Like I think we need to be more aggressive
Speaker 4: in our completely defaming these pieces of shit. We can't
Speaker 4: be like, well we'll you'll turn another, we'll show courtesy.
Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, that guy's a rapist. Call him
Speaker 4: a rapist.
Speaker 5: What he is Like the fact that none of that
Speaker 5: these layups on the campaign trail for like Kamala or anything.
Speaker 5: They thought saying weird was too far at a certain point,
Speaker 5: like call it that was crazy. You gotta reel it back.
Speaker 2: And it's like that's bare anything, that's the tip of
Speaker 2: the iceberg. How would that go.
Speaker 5: He's like, well was the Trump You're a rapist, Kamala
Speaker 5: ha hear response unrelated, She should have mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Well, Kamala Harris also just being like I want to
Speaker 2: run again. It's like you like, I.
Speaker 5: Just deserve must get firing at her at once. That's
Speaker 5: basically what I'm picturing, Just like you just get out
Speaker 5: of here.
Speaker 2: You deserve you know, if they run, if they run
Speaker 2: her again, if they actually try that, I'm just like,
Speaker 2: you deserve to lose. Get they run her again, I'm
Speaker 2: just what a waste. Because Gavin Newsom is obviously running
Speaker 2: Gavin news he doesn't stand a chance either, I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think well as far as if you're talking about
Speaker 5: Kamala and Gavin, he's.
Speaker 2: Infinitely more popular.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So what I mean is like like what
Speaker 4: I thot Gavin has a chance in debating people, But
Speaker 4: I think the problem is that he's ship's It depends.
Speaker 5: On who who's a mass because if there isn't anybody
Speaker 5: stronger than Gavin, He's definitely will take it. Because everybody
Speaker 5: I'm seeing is like fuck Gavin. But he's doing the
Speaker 5: right thing right now. That's basically what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that' kind of what I'm saying. All Right, we're
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Speaker 2: You fucking freak the uh you don't get cut me down.
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Speaker 5: I they made him say the N word. That's so
Speaker 5: funny say it. He was like, I don't barely. I
Speaker 5: don't know how I missed this. I don't even know
Speaker 5: I found about what you did?
Speaker 2: Probably what are you talking about? Oh right?
Speaker 5: I was like I was blaking. I was like, what
Speaker 5: am I talking about? I was like trying to like stuck. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like I don't really want to say it's like
Speaker 4: to say it.
Speaker 2: Just say it.
Speaker 5: They're like, they that is so great because that's exactly
Speaker 5: what I would do. I was a part of We're
Speaker 5: taking too, Like, no, absolutely, you're saying this, You're not
Speaker 5: You're not going to collab with us and then not,
Speaker 5: there's no way.
Speaker 2: It is crazy.
Speaker 4: A chance to say this again.
Speaker 2: You know it's all weird, all right? Uh? Why do
Speaker 2: they call it oven? Uh? When you of in the
Speaker 2: cold food? Wait, God, I've read this so many times
Speaker 2: and it's still trusting out. Why did they call it
Speaker 2: oven when you in the cold food of out hot
Speaker 2: eat the food? Big Chrissy Proud, last place finisher in
Speaker 2: the Tea Girl Dick measuring contest. A comfy night, Miss
Speaker 2: t Lamoneo, whatever that is? Did you get? That was
Speaker 2: at a reference that I just didn't understand.
Speaker 5: No, I just it just sounds like if that's a
Speaker 5: real thing, that's sounds insane.
Speaker 2: God's favorite friendboy Malik Berry anal footcake Kobeba. I sent
Speaker 2: Chris a reel of a guy taking a long fish ship.
Speaker 2: I did not see that. I don't check. I don't
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Speaker 2: that I have to check Kingston's reels.
Speaker 4: Anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, Michael Bay blowing up his house taking a bath, Uh,
Speaker 2: the necrophiliac spider uh run Kankama is actually Norwegian for
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Speaker 2: he's blind from his skin absorbing all the light around him.
Speaker 2: Jesus crying makes it dark.
Speaker 5: He's got like that good power.
Speaker 2: He's got like a hay is like a fog of
Speaker 2: dark around him. I like that.
Speaker 4: I want that.
Speaker 2: That's a that's the worst power ever. If you can
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Speaker 2: but he's addicted to pain huffing. Dick Cheney hashtag pack watch,
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Speaker 2: won't be missed? What is pack watch? What is that? Me?
Speaker 4: You're smoking on like after you died, they smoke on
Speaker 4: your pack. That means like they're smoking on the fact
Speaker 4: that you're dead. That's great.
Speaker 2: You take your pack of cigarettes after they kill you
Speaker 2: and they smoke. That's called pack watch. Yeah, like watch
Speaker 2: your pack. That is crazy. That is crazy. Disrespect what
Speaker 2: it is, Dick Cheney. Dracula Flow Cape is fucking murder.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is that there's a character in
Speaker 2: Castlevania called wolfoul Card. It's like, yeah, it's like al
Speaker 2: Card in the form of a wolf or whatever he transforms.
Speaker 2: But do you know what that is backwards? That's fucking
Speaker 2: Dracula flow.
Speaker 4: Don't tell me.
Speaker 2: Isn't that insane? Is that where they got it from?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: So Alocard has a wolf form, his name is not
Speaker 4: Wolf al Card, but no one, no one has ever
Speaker 4: been like, wait, dry like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. No one's ever called him wolf Alocard.
Speaker 4: They were just like, oh, Alocard, and that's Alo Card's
Speaker 4: wolf transformation.
Speaker 2: Look, I might have the fact that it is. I
Speaker 2: might have exaggerated and stretched a little bit to make it.
Speaker 2: Make that. Why the fuck did you even think of that?
Speaker 4: Because you know what just happened.
Speaker 2: So somebody wrote dragular phone and then for some reason
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna read that back backwards and
Speaker 2: guard and I was like, oh, wow, that's crazy because
Speaker 2: he does transform into a wolf, doesn't he. That's kind
Speaker 2: of nuts.
Speaker 4: These are lines that randomly intersect.
Speaker 2: For sure, it's a coincidence. Dragular Phoe Gaping Sweety with
Speaker 2: gay little Beatles. Oh interesting, yeah, Tophy Spear, Chuck Uncle
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Speaker 3: There's a period of.
Speaker 4: Time I forgot that Penis had the word pen in it.
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Speaker 4: is are you stupid. Yeah, probably, but one of our
Speaker 4: friends is uh, his name is Ben and his his
Speaker 4: name his game attack for all time was Venus, and
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a perfect gamer attack Venus.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a there's a musician in the band mushroom
Speaker 5: Head and his name is pig Pnus.
Speaker 2: It's very true.
Speaker 4: I'm not even joking. Pig Benus.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, god, it's so funny. I got it,
Speaker 2: like big Penis. I get it.
Speaker 4: That should have been on me because I was a
Speaker 4: little bit perfect. Oh my god, I get.
Speaker 5: I sure fucking hope. So some asshole laughing at it
Speaker 5: has no idea.
Speaker 2: He's laughing, he hears laughing, and he just thinks it
Speaker 2: sounds think it sounds funny.
Speaker 4: He's laughing and everybody else laughing. And then he figures
Speaker 4: it out and he's like and he starts.
Speaker 2: Andy pants made it. I see Sam of his own daughter.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Uh my, Chris Hansen, Tamagachi is really hungry,
Speaker 2: dom O Nation, old man spaghetti nuts. My name's Ross
Speaker 2: And I feel so attacked by that one name. How
Speaker 2: about no you? That's pretty fire.
Speaker 5: I kind of wanted again. You mentioned Tomagachi and then
Speaker 5: I just had a memory. I used to have a
Speaker 5: rain cordag.
Speaker 4: You got that. Probably in like episode fucking two probably came.
Speaker 2: It was twelve.
Speaker 5: This was in like a This was in a transitionary
Speaker 5: period where I don't think the new the first episodes,
Speaker 5: I don't think they were out yet.
Speaker 2: I was very young.
Speaker 5: So the only thing is just Star Wars toys were
Speaker 5: always being made, yeah, always, so it was probably just
Speaker 5: a wave of bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there were video games and stuff. I wonder, yeah,
Speaker 2: Masters of Terrorist, that ship.
Speaker 4: I wonder where people are gonna be like, actually, but
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a wild consensus that, like the sequel
Speaker 4: Trill is actually good.
Speaker 2: I wonder what it's gonna happen. It's happening when something
Speaker 2: worse happens. Yeah, that's usually how it works.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's come around enough, is as much
Speaker 5: as I don't really see a hate for it that
Speaker 5: much anymore.
Speaker 2: It's like the people coming around on Halo five, now
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, where it's like that happens.
Speaker 2: So that's not really that common. Like people exaggerate the
Speaker 2: like how common that Halo cycle is, where it's like
Speaker 2: the newest one is always ship. The one before is like, uh,
Speaker 2: flawed but good, and then the one before that is
Speaker 2: a masterpiece. Some people feel that way, you know what
Speaker 2: I want Like, it's not really sorry now, I was
Speaker 2: just gonna say, like, Hail five is pretty good actually,
Speaker 2: but it's just like it's a terrible story.
Speaker 5: I played a few terrible missions of it or whatever.
Speaker 5: I played a few missions of it. It felt fine,
Speaker 5: but also like I'm not the target, you know, thing
Speaker 5: for it, And.
Speaker 2: Uh, I watched a video. I think this guy's name
Speaker 2: is Big Boss.
Speaker 5: I can't remember, fun I could be wrong. Some Australian
Speaker 5: penis yea, his name is big penis you. I'm sure
Speaker 5: you know who this person is. I've probably seen them,
Speaker 5: know if it's big He makes a bunch of like
Speaker 5: video of like oh the insanity of like Bethesda fucking
Speaker 5: Halo Infinite is it like big something?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: He's like Australian. You must up no no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 4: He's Australian.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's skill up Australian. But this guy, he's the
Speaker 2: only Australian I know. I know you know this guy.
Speaker 5: I'm assuming you know this guy because he's He's has
Speaker 5: a huge channel.
Speaker 2: I just watched it. Where the fuck is it? There's
Speaker 2: all this soprano ship.
Speaker 5: Because I just finished it, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, what does toys Toysprano's penis actually look like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely Uh, what the is this? I'm gonna
Speaker 2: keep reading one. Yeah, go ahead, my Derek not chopin
Speaker 2: is thisn't hashtag free him? Round eyed Asian went trigger
Speaker 2: treating as Sweeney didn't get a single treat Yeah, because
Speaker 2: you're just a fucking guy walking around. Also, it's November.
Speaker 2: Bruce Willis is a right wing US military simp. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't think so really not anymoremore right, I'm glad
Speaker 2: it's Brandon's a king. You know, Relax, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: I think ejaculating Nickelodeon Simon, you don't get it. You
Speaker 2: don't get a chance to say anything that's crazy. Ejaculating
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Speaker 2: Obama lisc an Obama lisk is insane? Is that aisk.
Speaker 4: Obama oblis?
Speaker 2: One thing I will say about Harry Potter is like
Speaker 2: calling that giant snape a basilisk is sick. That's a
Speaker 2: fucking great name. No, I know, but like never, Like,
Speaker 2: let's be real, when was the last have you heard
Speaker 2: basilisk outside of that's that's not a common as wrong guy,
Speaker 2: that's not that's not a common term outside of Harry
Speaker 2: Potter and maybe dn D.
Speaker 5: Yeah, his name is big Boss. Uh you ever see
Speaker 5: this channel?
Speaker 2: It's just gay. It's a leaking aus. I just I know,
Speaker 2: I don't recognize it.
Speaker 5: I just dumbled upon him recently. But I assume just
Speaker 5: because he has a you know, he has eight.
Speaker 2: Hundred and twenty seven K he gets millions of views.
Speaker 5: But like he does these like retrospectives, and he's a
Speaker 5: he's a fair hater. I would say, yeah, And it
Speaker 5: was I appreciate a fair hater. Yeah, it was interesting
Speaker 5: going over his uh he was going over their timeline
Speaker 5: of uh Bethesda, and then he was talking about it
Speaker 5: was basically how people feel about like New Vegas versus
Speaker 5: Fallout four and like the when he was talking about
Speaker 5: that thing, and it was I completely understand every criticism
Speaker 5: he says about Fallout four, but I still had a
Speaker 5: lot of fun playing that criticism.
Speaker 2: Every criticism fall four is very valid. Yeah, it's also
Speaker 2: it is a good video game. It might not be
Speaker 2: the best fall game, but whatever it is, I like
Speaker 2: it a lot. It's like I don't know what it is,
Speaker 2: but I like it. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. It's social
Speaker 2: revisionism around New Vegas to where people hated In Vegas
Speaker 2: when I came out. Yes, people did not like New
Speaker 2: Vegas when it was first when it first caught launched,
Speaker 2: because it was like it was broken. It was fucked.
Speaker 4: There's definitely, And then people played somebody YouTube video and
Speaker 4: everybody changed their video.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 5: My friend was somebody who was singing its praises early on,
Speaker 5: but like only one guy. There was like one guy
Speaker 5: that I was like, man, I fucking you gotta play
Speaker 5: New Vegas. You gotta play Vegas. And every time I
Speaker 5: look at it, I'd be like, I'll get into it
Speaker 5: later because it looked like shit, it fucking Vegas isn't
Speaker 5: very interesting to me, and they I like, it didn't
Speaker 5: seem that interesting to me looking at it was like
Speaker 5: when Marwin I saw it at the wrong time too.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I was like, that looks like fucking trash.
Speaker 5: And now my brother's traveling for like the entire day
Speaker 5: and He's like, not where.
Speaker 2: It needs to be, and I'm like, whey the funk
Speaker 2: would I want to do that? You don't get the journey?
Speaker 2: Do you need the journey? Like, I guess that's true,
Speaker 2: but I mean, but you know, I can do it.
Speaker 2: I want to. I want to get back to New
Speaker 2: Vegas eventually.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you beat it.
Speaker 2: I now, I got pretty deep into it, but and
Speaker 2: then I just like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I almost beat it, but then I broke the game.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, if something happened, I forgot.
Speaker 2: I forgot what I do I keep running into I
Speaker 2: keep running into literally game crashing bugs where I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I just it makes it hard to It makes it
Speaker 2: difficult to get into bond. The factions are great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the writing I like blonde to blue eyed German Man
Speaker 2: campaigning to make Pokemon two D again. Playing through CE
Speaker 2: for the first time, it's pretty good. But holy shit,
Speaker 2: the library maybe maybe the worst, the most annoying thing ever.
Speaker 2: The library is pretty rough. If if you already the
Speaker 2: library is really good the first time you play through it,
Speaker 2: because it's like it's supposed to get you lost and
Speaker 2: you don't know the mystery of what's going on once
Speaker 2: you know what happens, it just it becomes incredibly frustrating.
Speaker 2: It's just a really not fun experience. Fenboy clown. Oh
Speaker 2: God damn it. I gotta get a haircut, Jesus fucking
Speaker 2: it's in my eyes.
Speaker 5: Down to your but.
Speaker 2: I would take literally probably like a decade and a.
Speaker 4: Half, get a bald fade next time.
Speaker 2: Gonna. I love how you keep saying that, but then
Speaker 2: never follow on. I'm actually growing out my hair.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna see what I'm gonna see what I can
Speaker 5: do with my hairline with it being because like I
Speaker 5: want to fro right on an f ro, but like
Speaker 5: I need to see it's not that my hairlines, not
Speaker 5: that this hairline is one side.
Speaker 2: He's got fucking Betty's hairline from fucking kungk Pal. I've
Speaker 2: never seen it.
Speaker 4: I've never seen dredge. When you have dredge, it does
Speaker 4: that to your hair.
Speaker 5: It looks worse because you pull it.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 4: We get dreads one side.
Speaker 2: If it's gonna do that to your hairline, what do
Speaker 2: I think this.
Speaker 5: Side's worse than this side?
Speaker 4: I think I just I think you just go further back, bro.
Speaker 5: I mean technic, technically, look, a lot of niggas do that, right,
Speaker 5: but it's not to me, it's not it's not that bad.
Speaker 2: Box it out.
Speaker 5: If I fucking have enough hair, I can just if
Speaker 5: I just pick it like out like this, it'll it'll.
Speaker 4: Not even just box it out, just nick the front
Speaker 4: and in this box.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I want to go that far back,
Speaker 5: I don't have to go because, like I think, right
Speaker 5: here is where the that's the farthest, and then I'll
Speaker 5: have to Like it's a lot of hair.
Speaker 4: Cut off, it's not that much.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 5: Wait, fuck is that real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a hold of it, like twenty five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got room for a whole nother face up there. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't even know if he's twenty five saying that,
Speaker 2: Oh ship, dude, he's gonna go bold.
Speaker 5: Oh he's gone's gone if he if he's that bald
Speaker 5: by like the early twenties, yeah, he's done.
Speaker 4: I don't get lucky, man. Some people got got it early.
Speaker 4: A few of our friends, man, they just unfortunately just
Speaker 4: got it early.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my homie Trevor, uh, fucking the best hair golden,
Speaker 5: like just beautiful hair. Hits twenty five completely bald, was.
Speaker 4: Like, whisk, that's crazy, Whisk had fucking banana curls.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh interesting.
Speaker 4: And by the time I've had twenty five.
Speaker 2: Gone done, I think he looks way. He looks bad
Speaker 2: ass bald. But then people just do not know. Some
Speaker 2: people look at cancer patients, people have the head for
Speaker 2: a bald being bald.
Speaker 4: I think that's what I see it. I think that's
Speaker 4: why particularly look.
Speaker 2: Like a ninja turn like I'm sad that I get
Speaker 2: to see my neck? Is it long and my shoulders
Speaker 2: are big? Does it look like a creature?
Speaker 5: I want to see it, dude, I see I've seen
Speaker 5: it with it relatively short, like maybe a little bit
Speaker 5: more than what I have now.
Speaker 2: I've seen it at that.
Speaker 4: But you know my hair is all gone before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I accurately described you interesting Lily to
Speaker 2: attack you with some some clippers.
Speaker 4: It just like my hair gone.
Speaker 5: Actually, and women, don't it piss me off? Like even
Speaker 5: joes right now, like yeah, you should definitely grow your hair.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, wha the fuck.
Speaker 2: That boy clown? Now with hanks balls? I want I
Speaker 2: want to be the Spirit of Vengeance, Since and Swens Balls, Thugs,
Speaker 2: Zilla Versus King Gay Dora, Fat Cox and Crack Rocks,
Speaker 2: Fat Cox and Cracks. Forgot Fat Cox and Cracker. That
Speaker 2: sounds like there's an album I was gonna called them.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna say? So dumb?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, wait, what are you?
Speaker 2: I don't even know?
Speaker 4: That was good?
Speaker 2: That was ahead, That was good. Uh, crack Rocks and
Speaker 2: what was it? I forgot that?
Speaker 3: What was this?
Speaker 5: That Cox and crack Rocks, that Cox, Sex Dolls and Cyborgs.
Speaker 5: That was gonna that was that sounds cool? That's gonna
Speaker 5: be my my album name. And then I had I
Speaker 5: had it all worked out, and it's just you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: the life of an artists everything fucking I wanted to.
Speaker 2: I want to have an album called Octopus Letters. Octopus Letters, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like not it's it's kind of like it's not
Speaker 2: squid word exactly.
Speaker 5: Oh. I like that we are teaching octomu push how
Speaker 5: to We.
Speaker 2: Should teach an octopus how to how to create betting apps.
Speaker 4: I feel like you do that, you will try to
Speaker 4: stream like your throats.
Speaker 2: It'll be like I feel like you'll be able to
Speaker 2: figure it out somehow these.
Speaker 5: Fucking vultures would teach sea creatures to make sure fish
Speaker 5: start betting. Yeah, they would totally do.
Speaker 2: That, just like a crab like like or like like
Speaker 2: some yeah, some like shellfish brings its shell, it takes.
Speaker 4: It, it takes it off its back, that's all.
Speaker 2: It's fucking clams like spitting out its pearls. Ship. There
Speaker 2: was not a SpongeBob about that. I feel like they
Speaker 2: probably should be.
Speaker 5: There was an episode is about the gamble.
Speaker 2: That'd be cool. I feel like it would exist.
Speaker 4: One Rob has gambled before. I'm sure to gambled his life.
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine that being on the casino.
Speaker 4: There's a video of SpongeBob where there's video SpongeBob where
Speaker 4: he's on he's he's like in his she's in his
Speaker 4: shed right and he's passing off of this right and
Speaker 4: then like uh swear. He is like, oh nothing, nothing nothing,
Speaker 4: he pust have done down. And then you pull a
Speaker 4: figgar twice and nothing happens, and he puts it down.
Speaker 4: He's like, all right, what are you talking about? You
Speaker 4: don't need this.
Speaker 2: Episode four Swing set frogs together Strong Gabe ask which
Speaker 2: she'd be like sir finishing this dude, the male gaze
Speaker 2: Banassis Greek god of the RB, Ben Shapiro and Goodfellas
Speaker 2: be like. For as long as I can remember, I've
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Speaker 2: should be hyped even more. Come on, guys, what was it? Animal?
Speaker 2: Was that it?
Speaker 4: Sorry? It's r coms.
Speaker 2: Animals are are common? Animal are come? That's a good title,
Speaker 2: question mark. I like that. I'm rich enough to say slurs.
Speaker 2: You could. I guess maybe he's refused.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 2: What's Kyle doing?
Speaker 5: Kyle written, come No, he hasn't got, he has not done.
Speaker 5: He's done everything, but come he said sucked, and he
Speaker 5: did he ask the sucked part?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sucked. We could ask, kid, But like, I just
Speaker 2: I think it's I think our come animal are come out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: I'm ass to a only an animal.
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Speaker 2: I see what you're saying, pilip Like, if a Chinese
Speaker 2: Mexican were to disguise themselves as as any other type
Speaker 2: of person, it would be Native American feeling Filipino heavy.
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Speaker 2: in my hole? What that in my hole? I see
Speaker 2: in my home? I heard? What is that? What are
Speaker 2: you playing right now? You know what it is? SpongeBob SquarePants,
Speaker 2: you know what it is? Fucking I hear SpongeBob. You
Speaker 2: heard too?
Speaker 5: Hello misters, Oh my God made me.
Speaker 2: That image is fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: It's deep fried freak bobs.
Speaker 2: And then Into said that the Jalen I hate that
Speaker 2: fucking clip man. Dude keep keeps popping up with my feet.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh I got h sports in the
Speaker 2: sand shaving ops so their rays and drooling. I this
Speaker 2: is so stupid. I thought his name. I thought his
Speaker 2: name was build a Blasio.
Speaker 4: Build.
Speaker 2: That's like fucking up, welcome to build a Blasio. You
Speaker 2: can build your own.
Speaker 5: You can build you Maybe it's an Italian thing because
Speaker 5: Mike Mike Tyson's trainer.
Speaker 2: Do you remember his name?
Speaker 4: I forgot his name.
Speaker 5: Okay, his name is Cuss de Motto. When you see
Speaker 5: his name the model, Yeah, when you say his name fast,
Speaker 5: I was like, what is a fucking car? I was like,
Speaker 5: what do you can my pep, This is is pretty.
Speaker 4: Good how to punch I get punched some cars.
Speaker 2: I've be't.
Speaker 4: I've been breaking for fucking months and years. I punched
Speaker 4: the guy so hard he actually got born again, but
Speaker 4: not the Christian way, like he was back in his
Speaker 4: mind's vaginet came back out with really bad birth acting.
Speaker 4: The mom lost the life.
Speaker 5: I raped him.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I raped my wife once.
Speaker 2: It was really in the thing.
Speaker 4: We had every state. We had a conversation.
Speaker 2: To take signifire on the pod a million billion beers.
Speaker 4: I would tie for sure.
Speaker 2: He's not belonging on the show. It's too ridiculous.
Speaker 5: If he's in town, a message him.
Speaker 4: I would have to meet up with him and have
Speaker 4: a drink, because I think I think he does have
Speaker 4: the same sense of humor we do the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think so at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I think I actually do. But I think he would
Speaker 4: not be on video with us talking about like sure, yeah, okay, sure,
Speaker 4: I think yeah, I think the same thing.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna woo might also and and like
Speaker 2: you know, and fucking uh.
Speaker 4: I think they probably may we're funny, but they won't.
Speaker 4: They won't. They went on video with us, They're like no, no,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, I understand. I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, what you gotta.
Speaker 5: Do, Dick signify. It would be a beautiful cast and
Speaker 5: we'll or maybe we'll fly to Atlanta go check him
Speaker 5: out and see what's going on.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to Atlanta for anything other than men's
Speaker 4: but I'm not going a fucking well, maybe you can.
Speaker 2: Get fd oh what's his name stand for?
Speaker 4: His name is Frederick fucking douche. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I was just kidding. I really don't know anything about him.
Speaker 2: He's like one of my I earnestly don't know anything
Speaker 2: about him. He's very good, he's a very good content creator. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I bet it's woke trash. I'm sure.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he if he's aware.
Speaker 2: I bet it's gay, woke trash. That only fucking I
Speaker 2: don't know cox watch.
Speaker 5: If he's aware of us, I'm sure he doesn't like us. No,
Speaker 5: by proxy of just what he's heard, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying, Like like if he if he knows, if
Speaker 5: he knows who I am at all, he's probably heard
Speaker 5: horrible things, you know. But like but like if he,
Speaker 5: like anyone else, when they get to know us and
Speaker 5: they know who we actually are, like oh ship, my bad,
Speaker 5: I just fucking Wikipedia or whatever like that one uh podcast?
Speaker 5: Did that that they try to be snark tank.
Speaker 2: Podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because like whatever the fuck is said on like
Speaker 5: online or something, and when when they.
Speaker 4: Were they were all my favorite performative white women in
Speaker 4: the male I hate. There's nothing that bothers me more
Speaker 4: than No, that's not true. I really do not like
Speaker 4: performative white liberalism. That ship really your favorite?
Speaker 2: That Dead Space Helmet.
Speaker 5: Oh what the fun?
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice that you got scared of What
Speaker 2: do you mean that's always been there? I swear you
Speaker 2: got that recently? Start lying, I do get it recently.
Speaker 2: Look at this very cool and the's sick, very cool.
Speaker 4: Look at bam bam.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put him on the desk forever.
Speaker 4: You should put it on. You should put it on.
Speaker 2: It's impossible to read.
Speaker 4: And then have me bring in one of those creatures
Speaker 4: that come in shambling and kills you.
Speaker 2: That's cool. It's like it's like I need a weapon.
Speaker 4: Bama everything ba bam.
Speaker 2: It's the music. This motherfucker. Isn't that sick? That's sick
Speaker 2: as fuck. That's kind of cool. This is free. Alana
Speaker 2: was getting rid of them.
Speaker 4: How long did it take it to it?
Speaker 2: I did not. I have not yet yet.
Speaker 5: What what is what are you waiting for?
Speaker 2: What are you saying?
Speaker 5: Close the show? Go call some slut over fucking it now,
Speaker 5: some slut, hey slut, come here. I got the fucking
Speaker 5: Dead Space helmet. Should do a lot of peers though.
Speaker 2: She uh is cool? Oh wait, she gets so. She
Speaker 2: was like she was getting rid of stuff because she's
Speaker 2: got like, uh, she has so many fucking she's got
Speaker 2: like stage Batman statues and all this, all this crazy shan.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm out of space. I have too many helmets.
Speaker 2: Do you want this? And I was like absolutely, I
Speaker 2: want this, and so like, uh, no charge, which is
Speaker 2: coolciate crazy people are cool, man appreciate it.
Speaker 5: What are people like?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 5: Poor shitty people never get cool stuff like that. It's
Speaker 5: always like you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, although like what like, dude, I know you
Speaker 2: know what. That's you know what. Let's all do an episode.
Speaker 2: We'll go to uh, I was gonna say, Saints Row,
Speaker 2: skid Row. We're gonna go to skid Row where we'll
Speaker 2: do a podcast outside and we'll put that on some
Speaker 2: random guy while he's sleeping and then we'll keep hitting
Speaker 2: him in ahead. Yeah, this is this looked good deep
Speaker 2: for the day, pay a dead space, held it out
Speaker 2: a strange homes. He wakes up, not a gun. He
Speaker 2: wakes up. He wakes up.
Speaker 4: He knows what immediately, he knows.
Speaker 2: What death spaces from looking out from this yeah, like
Speaker 2: the inside, he understands what's on his head.
Speaker 5: Immediately starts stomping other homeless people.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is by the way, this is
Speaker 2: a phenomenally like not ergonomic helmet. You can barely see
Speaker 2: out of this fucking thing. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fun Isaac's doing terrible.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's I think it's a display display.
Speaker 4: I would imagine that has to be.
Speaker 2: It must be. There must be a hud or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen enough. Victor woman is the goat, bleed it out.
Speaker 4: Probably unfortunately he's he looks unbalanced.
Speaker 2: For the you're unbalanced. I bleed it out. I beat
Speaker 2: him off, sucked his wiener, and you're oh, I beat
Speaker 2: sucked a wiener and you're calling me gay.
Speaker 5: I thought about what was I gonna do gay?
Speaker 2: And you're calling me gay. Here we blow for one
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Speaker 4: Excuse, find a new way to to break this, dude.
Speaker 2: We're doing good. I love that song.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's a really good song.
Speaker 2: It's fun. It's fun. Uh, it's like that. That song
Speaker 2: in particular was on when when me and Jalen were
Speaker 2: driving across country. It was like every time that would
Speaker 2: come on, it was like re energy, get you.
Speaker 5: It's a What I really like about that song is
Speaker 5: it's a it's a beat, it's a it's a melody
Speaker 5: that I never I would pass on it if I
Speaker 5: if someone ever brought that to me and they were
Speaker 5: playing the song like the little riff and then that
Speaker 5: and then like the kind of the piano kind of
Speaker 5: dun du like it's very I wouldn't know what to
Speaker 5: do with it. So like when people find out how
Speaker 5: to do stuff over ship like that, I'm always impressed
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, that's that's completely beyond Like you know,
Speaker 5: when I could hear something and a song formulates.
Speaker 2: Immediately, that's like there's certain people who are just brilliant
Speaker 2: at that ship Like when the fucking like the gorillas
Speaker 2: are really good at that too. It's like, Dude, the
Speaker 2: guitar riff for fucking feel good ink is disgusting. It's ugly.
Speaker 2: It's like you hear that and you're like that you
Speaker 2: can't possibly be made into something good, like it is
Speaker 2: fucking hideous. I didn't even realize it until like there
Speaker 2: was there were a bunch of those memes going around
Speaker 2: and back in the day where like it was like
Speaker 2: you know X song without the bass, and so like
Speaker 2: it was like feel good without the bass. So like
Speaker 2: it's the prime that's that's that's the driver of the song.
Speaker 2: So you just hear this like disgusting guitar. You're just
Speaker 2: like this was in this song. I've never heard this
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 4: Do you know what guitar I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Can you Hammet? Do you remember the melody of it?
Speaker 2: It's just it's you. I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I'm trying. I'm just thinking of the
Speaker 4: bassline over and over again.
Speaker 2: I know it's it's too overbearing, Like I'm gonna play
Speaker 2: it because it's so grossed. I need the audience, dude.
Speaker 2: It's so come, come, come, come come boom. M mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Isn't that that's garbage? That is if I heard that,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't like it's really it's saying like you're not,
Speaker 2: you don't belong here, will kill you?
Speaker 4: Actually hyper simple. It's like this is like the most like.
Speaker 2: It's simple, but it's also completely discordant and there's just
Speaker 2: no there's I don't know what that is straight. I
Speaker 2: just don't know what notes those are. Everything is wrong?
Speaker 2: Is it wrong?
Speaker 4: I thought it's just a really really like flat beat.
Speaker 4: That's it. There's nothing specially.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me. You hear that and you hear music.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 4: that's like like nothing. It's like this is like someone's
Speaker 4: playing notes. Yeah, it's what I was playing chords, but
Speaker 4: they're not not doing nothing with it.
Speaker 5: It's definitely. Yeah, I did not imagine that it was
Speaker 5: gonna because my brains almost can hear that. It sounds
Speaker 5: it can match, but not really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just don't put it together.
Speaker 4: It doesn't.
Speaker 5: It doesn't feel good when my brain's smacked.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it sounds like a bet. It sounds
Speaker 2: like there's like, I bet you don't make a song
Speaker 2: out of this and have it not sound ship. It's like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'll do my best. Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 2: The only way to do it is to make everything
Speaker 2: else so catchy that you don't even notice that part's
Speaker 2: even in there.
Speaker 5: That's what Eminem's a lot of his most famous popular songs.
Speaker 5: I always felt like that's what it was like, Oh,
Speaker 5: I bet you can't make a song to this, because
Speaker 5: when you listen to the beats, like listen to like
Speaker 5: my Name is or whatever the slim Shady song, I can't.
Speaker 5: If I heard that before, Eminem, I'm I don't know
Speaker 5: what to do with that ship or even like the
Speaker 5: real slim shady bam.
Speaker 4: Like when I hear that from another song, But I
Speaker 4: know what you mean.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is I can't.
Speaker 5: If I heard those beats isolated and like do something
Speaker 5: with it, I'd be like, I I got nothing because
Speaker 5: I'm not talented enough to be like, let me take
Speaker 5: this and I'll turn it into some magic me. It's
Speaker 5: like straightforward melodies, very simple chords, especially within and minor chords,
Speaker 5: very easy for me to do. But like when you
Speaker 5: hear stuff like that, or I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 5: what to fucking do with this.
Speaker 2: I I want to rap? What am I gonna rap about? I?
Speaker 5: And then Eminem's like I got this and I'm like, fuck, man,
Speaker 5: like I can't do that.
Speaker 4: His favorite says Dick the one piece of paper.
Speaker 2: I put a I put a gun in my bomb stick,
Speaker 2: chewing gum on it into the whatever what strum.
Speaker 5: Strum A little bit hum the crazy.
Speaker 2: We made you you know what song? We made you
Speaker 2: that fucking beat? What because even the way that he
Speaker 2: raps over it, because the beat is very very rap.
Speaker 5: Very off key to beat, and it's still hilarious. It's
Speaker 5: it's it's something again. It's just something that I never
Speaker 5: if he gave me that beat, I'd be like, I
Speaker 5: don't know what to do it. It's it's that's what
Speaker 5: That's what makes when he's so impressive about like a
Speaker 5: lot of people don't realize that, like isolate those beats
Speaker 5: and like and you a lot of people wrap and stuff.
Speaker 2: Is his best stuff is with beats that are that sound.
Speaker 4: Really, I think I think the thing is that he
Speaker 4: is he is, truly, to say, a savant when it
Speaker 4: comes to freestyling. And I think that is just clear,
Speaker 4: like in every verse of it. He knows how to
Speaker 4: put words together.
Speaker 5: That people have that it's it's it's like he said,
Speaker 5: it's a talent, Like he said, you can't teach that.
Speaker 5: It's like I was watching Luca just do these those
Speaker 5: magic those trick shots where he's just standing on the side. Yeah, Luca, dangit,
Speaker 5: He's just standing on the side with his backpack on
Speaker 5: one of his teammates from like I Think Sylvania, was like, hey,
Speaker 5: if you make this, do they push ups? He's completely
Speaker 5: on the side, not even really in the court and bounds.
Speaker 5: He's like boom, nothing but net and it's just like
Speaker 5: he's you can't teach that. That is a hand eye
Speaker 5: coordination that you can't teach.
Speaker 4: I wish, I wish they put him in the gym
Speaker 4: and got him really healthy.
Speaker 2: He's good man, he's really good. But he no, he slimmed.
Speaker 5: He he's skinny.
Speaker 2: Luca right now, he's that's crazy demon right now.
Speaker 5: Levycy what this says if Swen was an animatronic, he
Speaker 5: would be a niggatronic. And I like that it's an
Speaker 5: a niggatronic, but like a niggatronic, because I guess that's
Speaker 5: how you would want to say, like adamatronic Natron.
Speaker 4: That's really interesting.
Speaker 2: You would be that though that's not bad. I guess
Speaker 2: that's what you are. I guess Department.
Speaker 4: Uh remember the Jungle of Me that I love that
Speaker 4: I really don't but I think it's funny.
Speaker 2: But it's also like this cheese crumb, I really think
Speaker 2: it should be drink me. My cock is overflowing with
Speaker 2: wee weeed juice. Please drink some of me. You are
Speaker 2: that case and you rember that those lyrics that you wrote, yeah.
Speaker 5: About getting drink drink and drinking, Oh.
Speaker 2: Drink me. My cock is overflowing with wee weed juice?
Speaker 4: Is that from the.
Speaker 2: Dick Vaney in the Puss Administration?
Speaker 4: We got we gotta do another one of those stupid
Speaker 4: bit that we.
Speaker 2: Did at the end of the video because I was like,
Speaker 2: this video is not ten minutes. What can we do?
Speaker 2: Dick Vaney, Dick Vaney in the Puss Administration, I think
Speaker 2: is honestly are good. It's a stupid fucking name, but
Speaker 2: I like it, Like the.
Speaker 5: Presidence of the United States of America. You're not stupid band. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like that long ass title. It's literally the Presidence of
Speaker 5: the United States of America is their name. And so
Speaker 5: I think that should be your next project.
Speaker 2: I think so too. Yeah, I think what if.
Speaker 4: It be pissed stainy.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. That should be your project. And no,
Speaker 2: I'm not done. Well well, I like I like the
Speaker 2: fact that it starts normal, like it because his name
Speaker 2: is Dick. I think, yeah, you're right, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's what. Yeah, that's why I think.
Speaker 4: Is already already sets up the vibe.
Speaker 5: I already know they can't already like they read they
Speaker 5: read piss it like I don't want to be here,
Speaker 5: they read Dick.
Speaker 2: Maybe anyway if you if you don't, he puts you
Speaker 2: in the background on Hungry Enough Goon Devil. The man
Speaker 2: with outcome swing has true side the twiye and they'll
Speaker 2: see his dad transpend basketball team the Harlot Globe Prodders
Speaker 2: Most Stable UIE five game is Sonic Racing trans h
Speaker 2: Cross Worlds. I just want to say transformed. I think
Speaker 2: that was the last one. Sonic Racing transformed. Uh, notice
Speaker 2: is Bulges, Oh what's this? Halo is about killing Muslims.
Speaker 2: Sho's husband Smitchy mistaking Dick Cheney for a deer. Truman
Speaker 2: Calcasis is the goat missus Piggy running from a train,
Speaker 2: running a train on Kermit with hood n words, it's crazy, Wow,
Speaker 2: fucking Kermit.
Speaker 5: So Kermit's Miss Piggy's fucking Kermit.
Speaker 2: With makes me I guess so kit it might be
Speaker 2: he might be Kremit.
Speaker 4: After that, he's Kreman.
Speaker 2: He's Kremit.
Speaker 5: After that, it's me Ramono, Kermit, Romano.
Speaker 2: Kermit, hamster and a sock is now plus five after
Speaker 2: a sense of use reforming the Battalion de San Patricio
Speaker 2: and Venezuela for the latinas Yush Derek Bruce Willis impression
Speaker 2: gets an eleven out of ten. Oh no, not me, crazy,
Speaker 2: Oh oh, here's it's a picture. David Bowie too.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not me.
Speaker 2: I never gaped my hole your face to face with
Speaker 2: the man who sucked soft chokes. I prefer I think
Speaker 2: face to faces to this similar you gotta go like
Speaker 2: face to something, face to y'all ever piss green instead
Speaker 2: of black like it usually is.
Speaker 4: He's it's like that will.
Speaker 2: Sasso vine from you know what I mean, where he's
Speaker 2: like hmm the color man man like uh, there's he
Speaker 2: has a sketch where he's like it was on fine
Speaker 2: in six seconds, it's like a color blind man peeing
Speaker 2: blood and he's like, that's weird. Is a darker shade
Speaker 2: of bread than the normal shade of grade normally is,
Speaker 2: but like it's it's lent. I have not found that
Speaker 2: video yet. Can you actually can you search for that?
Speaker 5: It's it's it's here.
Speaker 2: I have not seen that movie since Vine.
Speaker 4: Probably i've seen it. I've seen it like maybe a
Speaker 4: few years ago.
Speaker 2: Like a lot of people, you know. But that's what
Speaker 2: I mean. You have to find it like in a happenstance,
Speaker 2: and like you can't search directly for it. I have
Speaker 2: no Well, kind it was for a while, but not
Speaker 2: all of it. I remember that one wasn't there, and
Speaker 2: it was just like, why why isn't that one there?
Speaker 2: People have gotten pretty good at at doing uh archiving
Speaker 2: them on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Now, I bet I can find it if.
Speaker 2: You can think, I hope. So y'all are okay. I
Speaker 2: read that Craig the Canadian Killer Queen has already touched
Speaker 2: a penis. It's your boy shine gum shot caming uh
Speaker 2: or came shot game shot coming Uh?
Speaker 4: Change your red, Chris, And that's like it's really yeah,
Speaker 4: you're pissing red. Shipping red is bad, but pissing red
Speaker 4: is like a really.
Speaker 5: Bad shitting bad us. Shitting red is not too bad
Speaker 5: because it means there's probably like a tear in your
Speaker 5: asshole or you're you're colon. If you're shitting like dark black,
Speaker 5: that's when you're like, oh, what have you shot?
Speaker 3: Green?
Speaker 2: See that's a like a toddler minstrel blackface in the
Speaker 2: Big twenty twenty five. You know, quasi motive predicted all
Speaker 2: this h eight tones, that's weird, much.
Speaker 4: Darker than the usual light normally is.
Speaker 2: Forceful.
Speaker 4: It hits the back of the sea first, it's already
Speaker 4: hitting the seat.
Speaker 5: The casual his casual tone.
Speaker 4: That's weird, it's unhealthy.
Speaker 2: That's some good Uh, it's some good comedy, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, had some fire ones.
Speaker 2: Dude, what's great about Vine? And we've been over this before,
Speaker 2: but like what's great about Vine in comparison to TikTok
Speaker 2: is that, like you knew the investment it was only
Speaker 2: going to be six seconds. Yeah, so you just knew that, like,
Speaker 2: whatever it was going to be, it was either going
Speaker 2: to be worth your time or if it wasn't, it
Speaker 2: wasn't that big of a deal, whereas like TikTok is,
Speaker 2: like you started and it could be anywhere from like
Speaker 2: five seconds to a minute, and you only know if
Speaker 2: the scroll thing is up. But even the scroll thing
Speaker 2: is doesn't show up on kind of long ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sometimes it doesn't show twenty five seconds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, awkward yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm like, what happens is? I love when
Speaker 4: they changed their meaning, like where it's like, oh, it
Speaker 4: starts off being like, oh, this is about a player.
Speaker 4: Then he says he's the fucking goat that he turns
Speaker 4: into a goat, and it's like a fucking.
Speaker 2: So I don't know any of that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: you're making that up. It's real meaning. Would you rather go?
Speaker 2: Would you rather go to Disney World with a Beatle
Speaker 2: with the Beatles or watch Lily cheat on you with
Speaker 2: a handful of king Dads? Oh it's different, It was
Speaker 2: different which one, sir too late went to the stupid
Speaker 2: dumb Beetles. He chose the Beatles. Yeah, he chose the Beatles.
Speaker 2: I guess that it would be the right answer. Probably
Speaker 2: probably went to the stupid dumb gayety convention and everyone
Speaker 2: there knew you. Uh drip mh Lord ofvill Drip Momdannia
Speaker 2: like to Cheney Dead twenty twenty five is really saving
Speaker 2: their best for last. All Ice agents fumble the Latina
Speaker 2: in their past Obi want a blow me Kremlin to Gremlin,
Speaker 2: You're one and only furry fan. I think the more
Speaker 2: Chris is in the top five Wiggers of all Time,
Speaker 2: The Twelve Days of Christmas. Lustful Chris be like, so,
Speaker 2: if I sign this contract, I get the fuck Hammy,
Speaker 2: but Swing gets molested by a kuma. Where's the downside?
Speaker 2: I would easily do that. By the way, you can
Speaker 2: handle it. You're you're trash, You'll be fine, dude.
Speaker 4: You would a chance?
Speaker 2: You would deny me that.
Speaker 4: Yes, what I don't want to get fucked?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't let you? If you are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Really, yes, that's crazy, Chris. I would never Who needs
Speaker 2: enemies when you have friends like these?
Speaker 4: That's insane. Imagine being like you have to me to
Speaker 4: get pussy. I'd be like, I would never do that.
Speaker 2: It's you don't know if I would never do that
Speaker 2: to you. You don't know if it's suffering yet, you
Speaker 2: don't know. You might like it.
Speaker 4: It's on fire.
Speaker 3: All the time, right.
Speaker 2: Uh, he can just make.
Speaker 4: Him be so there's no reasonhy he couldn't just do it?
Speaker 2: What if he's jent genlemen, you like it.
Speaker 4: I don't think i'd like getting sucked by a fucking
Speaker 4: I don't know, probably almost one hundred year old, fucking
Speaker 4: raged demon.
Speaker 2: You don't know though about what don't. I know, you
Speaker 2: don't know if you wouldn't like it.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
Speaker 2: You're telling me that if I had the opportunity to
Speaker 2: fuck Amy, but you had to be molested by Koman,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't. Yes, that's so crazy. I would do that,
Speaker 2: would do that for you.
Speaker 4: If okay, if okay, I get the fuck Carlac, you
Speaker 4: have to fuck a hunter?
Speaker 2: All right, you're a dumb bitch. I love my friends,
Speaker 2: but you're dumb. I care about my friend.
Speaker 4: I would not put anyone through that. But oh, this
Speaker 4: is not fair of media asks.
Speaker 2: I care about my friends unlike some people. I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess not, I guess. I guess you're a better
Speaker 4: friend than I. Yeah, clearly, I'm not getting fun.
Speaker 2: You can can be sorry. That's sorry, brother, so fucking
Speaker 2: lad at my enemies, we'd.
Speaker 4: Fight him more than I let him fuck me. What, Well,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be the same thing. Let's be real, He's
Speaker 4: probably gonna fuck me after he fights me. At least
Speaker 4: I like that know that he fucked me, knocks me
Speaker 4: out and then I wake up and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: what's fucked?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, when he comes there, to fuck me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, wag crazy? What do you staying there? What
Speaker 2: do you say.
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I'd like this hasn't heard of it?
Speaker 5: This is this is between two homies that go back
Speaker 5: for a long time.
Speaker 2: I got I can intervene on this one. That's where
Speaker 2: you let one of your homies fucking dream girl.
Speaker 4: But you gotta get you gotta get tossed. You have
Speaker 4: you gotta get tossed. He's gonna be fucking you with teleporting,
Speaker 4: knocking you across the room, sucking you.
Speaker 2: Wester is crazy, That's like, that's crazy that.
Speaker 5: I feel like Cuma would like, you know, I feel like.
Speaker 4: Punched the island away. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Western is crazier than Ama.
Speaker 4: I feel like he's crazier but not more dangerous because
Speaker 4: I feel like a Kuma doesn't want like I feel
Speaker 4: like Westerer actually would want to fuck you.
Speaker 5: And then Akuma is like, I don't want to do that,
Speaker 5: but it was an agreement or something. It'll be over quick,
Speaker 5: so he'll just raging demon your ass real course.
Speaker 2: Your asshole.
Speaker 5: Me. Out of all of the years of the street fight,
Speaker 5: you never even thought about that. You've literally never thought
Speaker 5: about You've never thought about the raping demon. You've never
Speaker 5: thought about that? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: I'm talking street Fighter Alpha two son, Let's waste street.
Speaker 4: Fighter off for switch the switch the game with me.
Speaker 4: We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna.
Speaker 2: Wat three three boys one you Who Peppenie Bros. Presents
Speaker 2: Crash Course, Cybertron History Rises, Decepticons and then.
Speaker 5: Like there's a bunch of holes in your ass, like
Speaker 5: there's that you know?
Speaker 4: It shows co.
Speaker 2: John Dodkerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher Rapasser, m T M H
Speaker 2: and n Y is the elder scrolls N word uh
Speaker 2: pp we are the f slur is my friend, and
Speaker 2: I'll stick my penis in your end. Oh we are
Speaker 2: we are the champions.
Speaker 5: See I can't we can't do queen, man, it's too
Speaker 5: it's it's yeah, ellipses, we can't queen. How would we
Speaker 5: do that?
Speaker 4: King ye breaking, We would be so uncool. It would
Speaker 4: be like it would be like we like music, were
Speaker 4: really enjoy baseball. We got.
Speaker 2: Love pussy, my bro.
Speaker 6: And we don't like people we consider homo.
Speaker 2: That is a terrible lyric.
Speaker 4: Gay people are losers because we like John only girls.
Speaker 5: You're telling me why do I have this?
Speaker 4: And it's gonna be so.
Speaker 5: Late, but you're like you can't.
Speaker 2: People want to lose we love girl.
Speaker 5: How the fun did you sell that?
Speaker 2: Absolute garbage?
Speaker 4: It's not even really homophobia is not nice.
Speaker 2: It is homophobio's it's not homophobia because we are not homophobic,
Speaker 2: and we're saying that's the only just disagreed. John Strickland,
Speaker 2: John Strickland, does anyone know where where the love of
Speaker 2: God goes when the waves turn the minutes to ours?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, are you all right?
Speaker 4: Either got broken up with he opened a no astrology
Speaker 4: book or he.
Speaker 2: Don't, or okay, I'm going to peg Jason Todd. John
Speaker 2: Strickland bought the Chris YouTube figure. Now I just need
Speaker 2: a Mason jarn some zinc uh the First Church of
Speaker 2: Key David instead of a gave, I read a gape.
Speaker 2: You call that spreading misinformation? Snapping turtle?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: This is?
Speaker 2: Such a mead spirited writing a snapping turtle biting a
Speaker 2: baby's head off.
Speaker 3: That's nothing.
Speaker 2: That's just mean. That's like, that's like, that's like two
Speaker 2: thousand and two edgy, you know what I mean Jesus.
Speaker 4: Christ, you die, hope you get shot.
Speaker 2: Obama's an evil ass layer. Yeah, he's got one. He's
Speaker 2: got one.
Speaker 4: He's got a like Obama's lair. Within a mile radius
Speaker 4: of it, children explode if you bring a kid in there,
Speaker 4: because you know in D and D there's like area effects,
Speaker 4: like when there's a vampire somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't know that you know, but I don't know
Speaker 2: that in D and.
Speaker 4: D when the vamp was the vampires nearby, the magic
Speaker 4: of the vampire changed the area.
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Huh? Like if you bring like animals within a mile
Speaker 4: of a vampire start some amount of time, they go crazy,
Speaker 4: they become more violent for Barack Obama bo auto critsy.
Speaker 4: No matter where you are, you can't avoid most crits and.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't goggle scores for food. You just did? You just
Speaker 2: swing out right now. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I almost said something wild crazy.
Speaker 2: I was trying to pull it out of here, but
Speaker 2: he didn't.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be that guy.
Speaker 2: I figured that would work pre Rise Blake nine six.
Speaker 2: I got lock doing Graveyard Chip said the dick second
Speaker 2: factor me. All I got was Lockts previously mentioned slorking,
Speaker 2: snorking couldorkin Baba Labba the loop to scoop whoop haha,
Speaker 2: fuck you, Chris, literally just crazy, so literally just trying
Speaker 2: to fuck with me, mean spirited. I also got fooled
Speaker 2: as what. I also got fooled as kid thinking kangaroo
Speaker 2: as a kid, thinking Kangaroo Jack was a children's movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's goopy, the grave mind Jack kango juwe jack ju Jack.
Speaker 5: Come on, just kangaroo Jack with a fucking Yalla.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I'm gonna have the fake curl, fake real curl.
Speaker 2: His ears are curled. Change all right, bro Wow.
Speaker 4: I haven't made a joke like that in a long time.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, people say that isn't People say.
Speaker 2: Is it really weird?
Speaker 5: Flintdays and they went, He'll get the like that just
Speaker 5: want to be his man's pointed, he pronounced it. You
Speaker 5: really hard to like wind.
Speaker 2: It's like nick nick.
Speaker 5: But and I'm like, what the fun? Where where did
Speaker 5: you learn English?
Speaker 2: Like? No one talks like that. I don't know why
Speaker 2: that happened.
Speaker 4: English Gold, I speak English like I about what are
Speaker 4: you doing?
Speaker 2: I guess Google. I'm not sure what that was A
Speaker 2: grave mind speaking the grave mind speaking through a r F.
Speaker 2: A doctor Phil told Ban should quote get a grip
Speaker 2: end quote before shooting me in the cock live on stage,
Speaker 2: age young Colin loading himself into a cannon and firing
Speaker 2: himself into Derek.
Speaker 4: I loved the idea of this young colin because he
Speaker 4: seems like immortal. One he found he was, I was
Speaker 4: gonna make everybody suffer because I'm immortal.
Speaker 2: You should get.
Speaker 5: Like a calling death simulator. What he's saying, well, you know,
Speaker 5: like all those like goat simulator and ship.
Speaker 2: But it's just we would we should do a bunch
Speaker 2: of dating. He's just getting on those uh, those right
Speaker 2: wing grifter's nerves lately.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been he's been attacking because that's spash.
Speaker 2: JT. Can't stop can't stop stop grifting, he can't stop
Speaker 2: harping about baby. He's baiting them and it's working.
Speaker 5: They need like it's so slow right now, Like in
Speaker 5: the woke sphere or whatever.
Speaker 4: That for them made. They got, they got some energy,
Speaker 4: but it's.
Speaker 2: Not the the use energy, I guess, like gaming wise, though,
Speaker 2: like what else do they have to complain about other
Speaker 2: than ghosts?
Speaker 5: There's nothing much.
Speaker 4: Speaking of the woke stuff, dry freaking what you call it?
Speaker 4: The witch aer Dude, I'm like, man, I kind of
Speaker 4: really want.
Speaker 2: To see what happened? What are you talking about? Why
Speaker 2: did you mention that?
Speaker 4: Because I've been thinking of the new show. The show
Speaker 4: came out again, the new season of the show. It's dreadful.
Speaker 2: It's not good. It's dreadful. It arguably wasn't that good before.
Speaker 2: It was never great.
Speaker 4: It was it was at least cool because Henry Cavill
Speaker 4: was cool as girl.
Speaker 2: Right, it was. It was like serviceably good. I would say.
Speaker 4: It's just dog ship, but there's one cool part added,
Speaker 4: one cool character.
Speaker 2: It's literally a Star Wars alien shows up and he's like,
Speaker 2: no quite literally.
Speaker 4: God, and I start swallowing my arms, start patting my
Speaker 4: belly from the inside.
Speaker 2: There you go, girl, Oh yeah, perfect, you said, I'll
Speaker 2: just use Isaac Clark's head, Mike stand I mean, he's
Speaker 2: in there, he's in there, still.
Speaker 4: There tripping think about his wife.
Speaker 2: Was fuck fine, I'll watch the Sopranos as spoil the shows.
Speaker 2: Oh well, if he's smart, he'll skip ahead. I ain't
Speaker 2: playing no time stamps.
Speaker 4: If he's smart, he'll know we were talking about it
Speaker 4: and watch all of it.
Speaker 5: Look when I start, because I start talking, I say
Speaker 5: I just finished it, and he should be like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: and this keeps skipping until you know, you know, like
Speaker 5: I've done this before.
Speaker 4: We talked about it.
Speaker 5: We talked about it for a good minute and and
Speaker 5: uh whatever he might spoil. Fuck you, the show's too old.
Speaker 5: I don't care fair gayfers.
Speaker 2: Hilliggy, uh cutting Sween when I need more k sauce,
Speaker 2: Penis Prime using the all spark to do Watergate. Nice
Speaker 2: goth Mommy spit in my mouth and my life is yours.
Speaker 2: Uh standing in the showers. Everybody stabbed my heart out.
Speaker 4: Okay, last thing, shout out to the kings that find
Speaker 4: giant goth mombies like tall goth mommys is like, good
Speaker 4: for you, man, Yeah, six foot four goth woman that's
Speaker 4: too tall as I can goes, maybe six six four
Speaker 4: for me, I want a seven foot eight woman. But like,
Speaker 4: you know, that's that's luck, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Briefly dated six one woman when I was in Arizona.
Speaker 2: It was interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never dated a tallerman in my life.
Speaker 2: Man. She was like that all the time.
Speaker 4: Unfortunate. I was like whoa, But I.
Speaker 5: Actually got into a little bit of beef because she
Speaker 5: was she was a bleeding heart liberal and she was
Speaker 5: kind of we're just talking about gun and violence and
Speaker 5: stuff and statistics and ship like that. We're talking about
Speaker 5: certain things, and she was just kind of like intolerant
Speaker 5: to even be reasonable about having a discussion. She was like,
Speaker 5: those should just be gone.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, but.
Speaker 5: That's not realistic, Like can we Like I was like,
Speaker 5: we talk like real you're not going to just band
Speaker 5: guns in America and.
Speaker 2: She should Yeah, I get it, yeah, but like of
Speaker 2: course you can't do it.
Speaker 5: You can't do it.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, let's just talk real and she wouldn't.
Speaker 4: She was like that was mostly that me and Lily
Speaker 4: sometimes where we have we have different opinions because she's
Speaker 4: very much so a liberal person and I'm just not.
Speaker 2: She wants to.
Speaker 4: I'm just not anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a liberal, just hard right, yeah,
Speaker 2: hard hard over there, bro.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm actually mentioned I'm actually size. Everybody thinks
Speaker 4: that it's him. It's actually he peels off the thing
Speaker 4: and it's just me and I'm like haha, and I
Speaker 4: back up to get my views.
Speaker 5: Destroy flinters by by having a podcast with him, and
Speaker 5: we will grill him on being gay and and and
Speaker 5: and and and respecting us, and then all his flock
Speaker 5: will hate us, hate him. Oh you're cool with this
Speaker 5: fucking fake white and then these you know obviously, and
Speaker 5: then uh, he'll be like no, it's okay, actually no,
Speaker 5: because they didn't abandon him after he he sucks off
Speaker 5: Kanye never mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fake white. Also, yeah, he hung out.
Speaker 4: He hung.
Speaker 2: Like multiple times.
Speaker 5: Oh Kanye, Yeah, started, Kanye started consulting him.
Speaker 2: Which is.
Speaker 4: The universe that universe that we're looking talking to, yay, right,
Speaker 4: and it is this like, dude, firebomb.
Speaker 5: You can't convince me that this You can't convince me
Speaker 5: that this is not some simulated bullshit like and what
Speaker 5: real type of existence should this ever happen?
Speaker 4: This is definitely a this is definitely a dark timeline.
Speaker 2: But it's like gay somehow, you know, like somehow gay,
Speaker 2: Like all right, let's bring it home. Yeah, hey, look
Speaker 2: it's a little gay meme. Fucked me and my ass. Sorry,
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Speaker 2: rounding out our list. As always, the King of hap Passer.
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Speaker 5: I will turn you into Bruce Willis if you don't
Speaker 5: give me your name.
Speaker 2: That is crazy for the orb of confusion. Goodbye everyone,