1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: It's spooky time. So we are re releasing one of 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:10,160 our favorite Halloween themed episodes. Hey Freddie versus Jason This 3 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:12,000 We love this one. We're also going to do some 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,480 little test pseudo animations on social media to promote it. 5 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,440 But hope you enjoy it. Hope you're having a good Halloween, 6 00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:23,039 and more importantly, hope you're having a good anniversary of 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:23,879 Good Morning from Hell. 8 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 2: Good Morning from Hell. 9 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,759 Speaker 1: I'm Chris, and I died almost a year ago and 10 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,240 my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,280 interview everyone in the. 12 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,079 Speaker 3: Afterlife with my co host Clayton, who is running for 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,560 President of Hell against his brother Satan. 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 4: More like winning president of Hell. I mean, come on, Chris, 15 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:53,320 I got it in the bag. There's no way I 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,000 can't win this. 17 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. 18 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,479 Speaker 4: All the elections that are going on right now are 19 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,920 going perfectly smoothly. 20 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 5: Everything's going great. 21 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 6: Yes, this time next year we'll be celebrating in the 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,000 Red House. 23 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 4: We'll be talking two year anniversary, Good Morning from Hell, 24 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:07,400 one year anniversary of my presidency. 25 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: Yeah so so yeah, I mean, it's it all comes 26 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:14,319 down next week. We'll we'll finally know the election results. Right, 27 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:16,799 if you win President of Hell. How's it going to 28 00:01:16,879 --> 00:01:17,840 change the podcast? 29 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 4: Well, I mean we'll be going from just you know, 30 00:01:20,239 --> 00:01:23,239 Hell's number one podcast, just another podcast to you know, 31 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:27,359 Hell's official you know, government's voice. 32 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:30,239 Speaker 6: You know, we'll be like up on Earth how Fox. 33 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,359 Speaker 3: News is for the US government, you know, like, okay, 34 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,000 we'll be like the official, like government programming. 35 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. 36 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: And it's yeah, it's one whole year of doing this. 37 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,239 I mean, I guess I have all of eternity to 38 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,280 look forward to. But still a year feels like a 39 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,319 big accomplishment for being dead. 40 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, well it's not. 41 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 6: You know, all you did was die. 42 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 4: But yeah, no, you know, one year of programming, you know, 43 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:53,359 and being Hell's number one podcast. 44 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 5: That's great and all. 45 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 4: But you know what really, you know, brings happiness to 46 00:01:57,239 --> 00:01:59,359 my heart or hatred to my heart, is that we're 47 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:02,959 number ninety two on Saudi Arabia's comedy podcast charts. 48 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: I didn't know we had an audience in Saudi Arabia. 49 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,920 Shout out to all the everyone listening there. 50 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 4: They they're huge, They they love us. They number in 51 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:15,199 the teens. That's how many people listen to our podcasts 52 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,000 in Saudi Arabia. 53 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, So who are we interviewing this week? 54 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 4: Well, Chris, I kind of wanted to keep things a 55 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,039 little bit normal, you know, a standard episode. We've been 56 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,159 kind of going off the rails. But our guests are 57 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:30,639 actually in another room though. Have you ever been to 58 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,560 my equipment closet? You ever been to that door? 59 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 2: No? 60 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 5: No? 61 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, pick up the micro of the microphones and 62 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,840 the podcastup. Yeah yeah, grab your stuff. 63 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 5: All right, let's move over here. Okay, all yeah, come 64 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,240 on in, come on, Chris. 65 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 2: Whoa, it's a big closet. 66 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I set up your 67 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:48,759 stings things. 68 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 2: Okay, right, is this a court room? 69 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 5: It is? 70 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 2: It is? 71 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 5: Yes, it's right. 72 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 4: Okay, So we're actually gonna be doing a little bit 73 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,879 different of an episode. All right, here's the thing. Hell's 74 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,280 judicial system all fucked up. I mean, it's it's it's 75 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,800 it's rough times down here at Ridgemont, Hell. And we, uh, 76 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:10,319 we sometimes have to outsource, you know, court rulings and 77 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:13,680 court cases to other people. So in this particular instance, 78 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:15,560 I will have to be playing the role of judge, 79 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,120 jury and executioner in a in a court case with 80 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,360 two people that will have in a second. And Chris, 81 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,879 you just have a couple of small, uh small, little 82 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:26,599 tiny responsibilities. 83 00:03:26,719 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 2: Uh huh, well what are they? 84 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you're first of all, you're gonna have to 85 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,639 be the the bailiff. Also, I need you to handle lunch. 86 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:37,599 You need to keep track of time. You're the stenographer. 87 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,120 Here's a keyboard. There you go, and you gonna have 88 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,280 to type out all this stuff. 89 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 6: Let me see what else I'm forgetting something. Oh, also, 90 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:45,560 if you. 91 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 3: Could here give your foot uh huh yeah, I'm gonna 92 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,639 put this pencil between your big toe and your pointer toe. 93 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,240 You need to be the courtroom drawer. Wh yeah, yeah, 94 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,000 I need you because there's no cameras allowed. 95 00:03:56,879 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 4: But when we do get outside of the courtroom, I 96 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:01,360 need you to be the photographer. Until then, you have 97 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,080 to draw pictures of the court. Okay, wait and go 98 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,599 ahead and press that button right there. 99 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 5: By the music. 100 00:04:05,319 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 3: Okay, there is Okay, all right, great, all right. In 101 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:14,800 the case between Frederick Charles Krueger and Jason Vorhees uh 102 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:16,000 Man present the. 103 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 6: Defendant in the plaintiff. 104 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,959 Speaker 4: Gentlemen, all right, I need you to introduce yourselves, starting 105 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,040 with you, mister Frederick. 106 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,519 Speaker 3: Hello, your bitch, I mean your honor. I am Frederick 107 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,120 Charles Krueger. 108 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 5: All right. 109 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 4: Also quick note, it's it's your, it's dishonor, it's your, 110 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:35,399 it's your dishonor. God, he's a mistake. Okay, mister Vorhes 111 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:37,759 please have a seat. From what I understand, you are 112 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:39,519 not much of a talker. But can you go ahead 113 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:40,360 and introduce yourself? 114 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 7: Yeah? 115 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 6: Hey, do uh do you dishonor? 116 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,079 Speaker 7: Is me Jason Vorhees? 117 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:50,319 Speaker 8: And I'm here? Uh? And I sorry, my papers, my 118 00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:51,959 papers is scattered all over the place. 119 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 2: This is my fault, you know. 120 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:57,319 Speaker 8: But yeah, I'm here and I'm ready to rock and roll. Baby, 121 00:04:57,399 --> 00:04:58,279 let's do this thing. 122 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 5: Got it together? You burn out? 123 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 6: God, that's all right. 124 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 7: Hey man, you gotta save this stuff, all right. 125 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,759 Speaker 8: You can't talk to me like this in front of 126 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:07,800 the Dishonor in his little monk. 127 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,199 Speaker 5: Whoa whoa woa order order order out? 128 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 2: Why did you throw your hammer at me? 129 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,399 Speaker 4: Sorry, Chris's all that's hard to get their attention normally 130 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,199 you slammed the gavel down. But I had a box 131 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,920 full of gavels over here, and I'm just gonna throw 132 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:18,680 them at you because you. 133 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,519 Speaker 6: Make more noise than this this wooden desk. 134 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,439 Speaker 5: So that's right. 135 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 6: You're gonna be doing that the whole time. 136 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 7: You throw a little hammers at the little man. 137 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:25,600 Speaker 6: This bit will never get all that. 138 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 5: That is great stuff. I like this. All right, thank you. 139 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:33,199 Speaker 4: Let's go ahead and get started, gentlemen. Actually, uh, Chris 140 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:33,920 tells him to rise. 141 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 2: Pall rise for the dishonorable Clayton. 142 00:05:38,319 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 5: All right, thank you. You may be seated. 143 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,399 Speaker 6: Yeah, oh Chris, no you need you need to back up. 144 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:48,720 I don't wait you to sit, okay, okay, damn it out, yeah, sorry, order, 145 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,000 all right, all right, let's go and get started. 146 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 4: Let's begin with the opening statements, beginning with mister Krueger. 147 00:05:55,040 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 3: Uh, Freddy, go ahead, will your dishonor I'm seeing Jason here, 148 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:07,680 my former roommate, for two thousand dollars for emotional distress, damages, 149 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:10,839 mental anguish, and property damage. 150 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, property damage. Chris to take a lore 151 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:18,439 of that. Yeah, okay, And mister bories your statements. 152 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 6: Please, yeah, your honor. 153 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:26,199 Speaker 8: I am Jason Voorhees, and I am counter suing Freddie Krueger, 154 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:31,120 who is was my roommate for one nine hundred dollars 155 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:36,079 because I am much more honorable and nice because I'm 156 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:41,480 counter sewing because I personally am innocent and that he 157 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,199 stole all my good ideas and that he was actually 158 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,600 the bad roommate and he should pay me. 159 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that sounds now. I know why you don't 160 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,279 talk very much. 161 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 6: Jesus Christ seems pretty airtight. 162 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 4: Okay, And as I understand it, neither of you gentlemen, 163 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,879 are going to be representing yourself, so we are providing 164 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:05,720 you a lawyer, a one mister Chris Demarris. Chris, go 165 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,319 ahead and begin with the prosecution. You can present the 166 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,000 point of Zedy. 167 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, who am I representing both? 168 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, representing me. 169 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 5: And you're representing me, bitch. 170 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: I could see a conflict of interest there, but yeah, 171 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,199 it's a courtroom. 172 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,879 Speaker 5: There's gonna be conflict. Okay. 173 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:26,279 Speaker 1: Well, so mister Freddy, please tell the court what Jason 174 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:27,519 owes you and why. 175 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:32,519 Speaker 3: Well, this total burnout over here is always ruining my stuff. 176 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:36,720 You see, I'm a very organized killer. I like keeping 177 00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:40,879 all of my my tools for dismemberment very organized. And 178 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,040 he cleaned out the closet. He took all my stuff 179 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:45,680 to bad will. I can't stand it. I had so 180 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,759 much good stuff in there. I had. I had a 181 00:07:47,839 --> 00:07:50,319 lawnmower in there that had my face on it, and 182 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,000 I would like run over teens in their dreams and say, 183 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:57,319 like ass gas or grass, no one dies for free, bitch. 184 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 5: And then I'd like to run him over good. Yeah. Yeah, 185 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,199 I also so. 186 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,879 Speaker 3: I also had a bunch of like really like razor 187 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,839 sharp pencils, and I'd say, time to draw some blood 188 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,839 and then I'd stab him, you. 189 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,759 Speaker 5: Know, like really cool. 190 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 3: I also had a cool bed, cool mattress that like 191 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,279 sucks you in, and I'd say, looks like your sleep 192 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,759 number is up, bitch, and then I'd check them in. 193 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 5: Yeah. 194 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 7: Wait, how do I hey, wait, hang on your dishonor? 195 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 8: How do I how how do I object? 196 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,399 Speaker 7: How do I talk to my lawyer lawyer to object 197 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:29,680 to this? 198 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:31,959 Speaker 5: That's between you and your lawyer. 199 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:35,519 Speaker 8: You know, all right, Hey lawyer, Chris lawyer, I need 200 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,559 you to object to this. 201 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 2: I object. 202 00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:41,759 Speaker 7: Thank you very much. You need to let him know 203 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,519 that the last one. 204 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,519 Speaker 6: Was my idea sustained. 205 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 7: Thank you your dishonor. 206 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,679 Speaker 8: You're very very big and I there, I'm very much 207 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,639 appreciative of what you are doing here today. 208 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,759 Speaker 5: Well, we need this hockey mask. If you're gonna kiss 209 00:08:57,799 --> 00:08:59,039 that much ass. 210 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,279 Speaker 8: Well, we need to unders stand is that this is 211 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,200 what I'm talking about in what I am suing for, 212 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:08,720 because the bad idea was my idea and my lawyer 213 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,600 needs to stand up for me right now. 214 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: Right, so we object under the grounds that we had 215 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:22,600 intellectual property stolen. My client, mister Forohes wrote, yeah, the 216 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,840 killing lines. 217 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 8: Yeah, well it wasn't well, I said, Freddy, wouldn't it 218 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,159 be cool if you was in bed and you killed 219 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,799 a kid and you said good night and that was 220 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,080 and then he added the other parts. 221 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 7: But I mean, you get what I'm going for, right, 222 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,399 like pretty much? Mostly? 223 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely or honor right? 224 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 3: I mean, can I can I object on the grounds 225 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,440 that that sucks? 226 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 5: Yes? 227 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,919 Speaker 3: Okay, good, yes, just one second, we object under the 228 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,000 grounds that that sucks. 229 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 5: Oh? Thank you? What come on? 230 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 7: Thank you, thank thank you your dishonor. You're very handsome 231 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,120 today and I really respect that. 232 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 5: Thank you. Unbelievable. 233 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I tried, thank you, lawyer. You did a 234 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:07,919 very good job. 235 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 5: No I was. 236 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 3: I tried to yes, order order out Freddy, with your 237 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,600 with your with your statements and presentation of the evidence. Fine, well, look, 238 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,440 I'm look, he's always taking my teens. Look, I label 239 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,960 my teens very carefully. I put them in the fridge 240 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,639 and I say, chill out, bitch. And he's always taking them. 241 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:29,639 They have my I carve my name in them with 242 00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:32,519 my little claw hand, and he still takes them. 243 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 5: Unbelievable. 244 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 6: And as I understand it, you have evidence to present? 245 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:36,399 Speaker 5: Is that the case? 246 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:38,440 Speaker 2: Do we have evidence to present? 247 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 5: No, we don't have the tea he took. He took 248 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,399 the teens. There's nothing to present, your honor. 249 00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:47,799 Speaker 1: We would like to uh cross examine. Please, mister Vories, 250 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,720 explain what really happened? 251 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 2: What happened? 252 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:54,600 Speaker 8: Oh that's an easy one, with this one with the teens. 253 00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 2: This simple. 254 00:10:56,039 --> 00:11:02,799 Speaker 7: You see, I can't read so pretty much. It's all 255 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,440 fair game. 256 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 3: You know. 257 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 7: My mom helps me with the grocery shopping for the most. 258 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,919 Speaker 5: Part, you know, buy and large. 259 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,799 Speaker 8: But when there's you know, stuff in the fridge and 260 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,039 in the freezer, I just assume it's for both of 261 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,519 us because when I buy things, I say help yourself, 262 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:27,799 So I figure that courtesy is extended both ways. So 263 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:32,200 you could understand your dishonored the confusion that has been 264 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:35,480 led here today in this very court very much. 265 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:38,159 Speaker 3: So, okay, I have to bring this up because this 266 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,039 is part of the emotional distress. His mom is always 267 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,000 over at our place. 268 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she's great. My mom's coming over all the time. 269 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,639 Speaker 8: She's she's coming over helping me with my clothes that 270 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,200 are mostly tattered. She's helping me clean my masks, which 271 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,639 are mostly from hockey. 272 00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:58,919 Speaker 3: She she put my clog glove in the dishwasher. 273 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,840 Speaker 5: Do you know how much? Do you know how much blood, 274 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:05,159 sweat and tears are on this clause? Gallant clean? Is 275 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,080 that that's clean? 276 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 6: Now it's clean for you. 277 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:10,840 Speaker 5: That's hand that's handwatch showing unbelievable. 278 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:11,639 Speaker 6: Think about it. 279 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,399 Speaker 8: You're a dishonor if your mom just came over it 280 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,039 was like, oh my god, I love you so much. 281 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,080 Speaker 7: Here's this food. 282 00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:22,440 Speaker 8: This gabba ghoul you've seen the one where I go 283 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,200 to Manhattan. That's where I got this accident. 284 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 6: That's great. 285 00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I personally, I only have experience with Chris'm. 286 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,639 Speaker 5: Out out. 287 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 4: Please, let's let's let's continue. Jason doesn't understand it. You 288 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,279 have some evidence to present yourself, right, Okay. 289 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 8: I came very prepared with my evidence, and if you 290 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:42,960 can just see here. 291 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,039 Speaker 2: Hey, let me get this open. 292 00:12:44,279 --> 00:12:46,279 Speaker 7: This jumps up here. 293 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 8: Counting here is where I have been stabbed by a claw. 294 00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:52,960 It looks like it would have been from a very 295 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,679 big cat. It is not from a very big cat. 296 00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:57,279 Is from a Freddie hand glove. 297 00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 4: Okay, And for the jury myself, uh here, I'm gonna 298 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,799 go ahead and bring out this teenager, fresh young virgin. Okay, 299 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:09,600 show me on the team where exactly Freddy Kruger stab you. 300 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 8: Hang on, let me grab this knife and I'll show 301 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,759 you exactly how he did it. Okay, So lined it 302 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:16,080 up right here, and it's kind of in like this 303 00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:19,399 abdominal region, upper left part. And then I just and 304 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,559 then and then he just went. 305 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,399 Speaker 3: Like that. 306 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:25,039 Speaker 8: But hang on, let me but that's not the only time. 307 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,120 If you look at my back, there's a couple in 308 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:29,080 my back, so if you could turn the team around. 309 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 5: For yeah, right, okay, and then he. 310 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 8: Just but he has like these three like a cat 311 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,440 hand and so he went like that, and it was 312 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:40,440 mostly it's a lot of stabbings and I am immortal. 313 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:46,200 I cannot die. I've been the space and you know, yeah, right, 314 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,000 that's what I'm saying. 315 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 7: And so see claim me and you man, why do 316 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:51,240 we understand each other? 317 00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 5: Here? 318 00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:55,799 Speaker 6: And this guy is talking about all of my mom's. 319 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:56,960 Speaker 7: My mom's here and. 320 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 8: She's helping that's bad. She's giving us food, that's bad. 321 00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:04,639 She's cleaning up after the guy, that's bad. And now he's. 322 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 7: Stabbing me and he's suing me for being bad? 323 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:08,200 Speaker 6: Can you believe? 324 00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,879 Speaker 8: Can you honestly, Clayton, can you believe? 325 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,080 Speaker 5: Can you believe that objection? Bitch? 326 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 3: What? 327 00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 2: Yes? We would like to object sister, and under what grounds? 328 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:18,559 Speaker 3: Uh? No? 329 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,159 Speaker 6: Sustain means listen, hey, lawya. 330 00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 7: Same means it's good and he'll listen. Okay, sorry, overruled 331 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:23,720 means bad? 332 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 2: I think I think so, yeah, this is my first 333 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,279 time and that's okay? Are out? 334 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,159 Speaker 7: You try? And is okay? 335 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,919 Speaker 3: So, mister Krueger, what do you have to say for yourself? 336 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,639 Let you you know, how are you going to respond 337 00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:38,120 to these claims your dishonor? Of course I did not 338 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,759 stab Jason. 339 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 5: I know he's immortal. 340 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 3: When his mom washed my claw glove, she left it 341 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,159 on the couch, and because this bum hasn't had ever 342 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,799 had a job and always lazing about the living room, 343 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,960 he rolled over on it under the couch several times. 344 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:59,679 But because pain doesn't register in that thunderhead's brain, he 345 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,240 didn't realize it until it stabbed him several times. 346 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 6: William, what are you doing? You gotta object to this? 347 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,279 Speaker 7: He called me, dunderhead. 348 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,679 Speaker 2: That means I object. 349 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 6: Whoa whoa whoa counsel, then get your get your things 350 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:10,960 in orders here? 351 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:14,759 Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, well make them stop for me, my warrior. 352 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,919 I object, I mean no, I counter object. 353 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,919 Speaker 6: Overruled, over ruled. 354 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:23,240 Speaker 3: That's impossible. You know, you sit down, a lawyer, No, 355 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:27,320 you sit down. Wait, bailiff, break these two up, break bailiff, bailiff. 356 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:30,519 All right, you two and I all sit down, or 357 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:33,720 we'll hold you contempt order order out. 358 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,919 Speaker 2: All right, now, sit down, both of you, Yes, sir, yes, sir. 359 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 4: Okay, this has all been very confusing. We've been presented 360 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:43,679 with a lot of information. The jury has a lot 361 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,120 to processing me. 362 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 2: Okay. 363 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:49,039 Speaker 3: Uh so I'm gonna go ahead and call a quick 364 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,519 ten minute recess for the jury. 365 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 2: Now if you excuse me, all right, ok never mine, I'll. 366 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 5: Wait hold on a second. 367 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 3: He's just outside playing on a slide. 368 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,120 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, ten minutes of this unlievable. 369 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:12,639 Speaker 3: All right, Well, okay, I'm back. All right, everybody rise 370 00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:14,559 for the dishonorable Judge Clayton. 371 00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 2: Thank you. 372 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,879 Speaker 6: Okay, all right, please be seated out, Chris, get your ass. 373 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 2: Up, your honor. 374 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: I would like to present to evidence on behalf of 375 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:26,519 Jason showing this lease for an apartment, which you see 376 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:31,480 was signed in blood but then broken whenever mister Krueger 377 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:34,440 moved out to go on tour with his band. 378 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 6: Mister Krueger, tell me about this. 379 00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 5: Band that you're in. Oh, of course, yes, I'm I'm 380 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:43,000 the bass player for Train. I see. Yeah, greatest soy 381 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,039 latte you ever had. 382 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,840 Speaker 1: You have a good excuse for why you broke that lease, 383 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:48,320 other than you're in a band. 384 00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:49,399 Speaker 2: The band sucks. 385 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:54,159 Speaker 3: The band does not suck. The band is perfectly fine. 386 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,480 Adult contemporary music. 387 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,559 Speaker 8: Objection, your honor. They have a song called Hayes Soul Sister, 388 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:02,879 and that is I mean, that has to be some 389 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,759 kind of travit. He should go to jail for that. 390 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,279 Speaker 7: Probably just a sad. 391 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,519 Speaker 5: Yeah s a state. Look. 392 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 3: If playing music for a bunch of moms with Sonic 393 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,559 the hedge Hog haircuts holding wine above their heads is wrong, 394 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,960 then lock me up. 395 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 5: Okay, Well that's good. You heard him. 396 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 7: Lock him up, lock him. 397 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,319 Speaker 4: Up, bailes count counts him and your your your client 398 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,680 just said that he wants to get locked up. 399 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 3: Are you what are you to do about that? Because 400 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,160 I'm well, he's very confused right now. 401 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 5: I'm look, I'm not. 402 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,079 Speaker 3: On trial here for playing in a band. I am 403 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,039 suing this guy for ruining my life. 404 00:17:37,319 --> 00:17:39,839 Speaker 8: No, my dear, but you're on trial for the bad 405 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,920 band that you left. And then you made my mom 406 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,640 come in and pay more of the rent than she 407 00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:46,839 said that she originally agreed to. And she was bad 408 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,240 at me for about an hour and a half. She 409 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,519 was very stern. 410 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,519 Speaker 3: Yeah, she she didn't microwave your Totina's pizza rolls for 411 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:54,200 a whole hour. 412 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 8: I get that you're making fun of me, but that's 413 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,799 really what happened, to your honor. 414 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,599 Speaker 6: She didn't do that, all right, all right, it's pretty 415 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,839 ridiculous that this. 416 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:06,920 Speaker 8: Guy is off gallivanting around the country with train Listen. 417 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,880 This is why I took all of his stuff to 418 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,200 the bad will because it's all just clutter. 419 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 6: It's all just cluttering up the house. 420 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,279 Speaker 8: And I thought maybe I would do a good thing 421 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:16,640 for my friend and help him clean out his closet, 422 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,440 eminem and now he's mad at me for getting rid 423 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,599 of a lawnmower with his face on it. Who doesn't 424 00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,039 even he doesn't even move alone. We don't have a 425 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,680 lawn to mow. It's all fire and magma down here, 426 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,880 it's hell. What does he think is happening? 427 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 5: Not to take that into consideration. 428 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 2: Interesting? 429 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 7: Interesting, very good points, very good points. 430 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,400 Speaker 2: Very good points. Accept they're not objection what. 431 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 5: Thank you, love of God, thank. 432 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,559 Speaker 3: You sustained, mister gurd Do you have anything to say 433 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:46,200 to that? Yes, I gave a thirty day notice in writing. 434 00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:49,599 I wrote it on the whiteboard that's stuck to our fridge. 435 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,039 I moved away all the I swept away all the 436 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:56,759 magnetic poetry, and I wrote I'm leaving. This is the 437 00:18:56,799 --> 00:19:00,160 notice thirty days from now. And mister Voies, did you 438 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,279 not read this message? 439 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,319 Speaker 7: Well, it was definitely written in teen blood. 440 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:06,400 Speaker 8: I did notice that all of our poetry had been moved, 441 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,920 and I understood that I could see that. Again, as 442 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:14,200 I have established earlier, I cannot read. So this is 443 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:18,720 not the way to communicate with me, your roommate, about 444 00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:21,519 how you are leaving. I just assume when he is 445 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:24,240 gone for a period of time. He is either killing 446 00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:28,720 teenagers or he is touring with the band train somewhere 447 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,960 in the Greater United States at a fair ground maybe 448 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,480 probably not like a big ExpoCenter, but like a medium 449 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,240 expo center. 450 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,200 Speaker 5: It was a cruise. 451 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that, honestly, I should be paid for 452 00:19:42,279 --> 00:19:44,880 just being myself and getting out there and doing it, 453 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:45,279 you know. 454 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 5: I see? 455 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 4: And do you go ahead and write on that piece 456 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,720 of paper pass it to your lawyer there, tell me 457 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,599 the amount that you feel like you are owed. 458 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,519 Speaker 7: Well, let me see if I can scribble this out. 459 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 5: Yes, okay, all right, count bring that up to me. 460 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:04,519 Speaker 3: Okay, yes, your honor, okay, all right, Well this is 461 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,880 just a drawing of a dog. 462 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 7: Yeah. 463 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:07,599 Speaker 6: Have you seen them? 464 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 8: Yes? 465 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 6: Oh, I forgot you are unable to read it? 466 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,279 Speaker 7: Have you have you seen them? 467 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 8: Though? 468 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 2: We rest our case habeas corpus. 469 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I think I've heard enough. It's time 470 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,319 for let. 471 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,839 Speaker 4: Me see Judicial Learning Center dot Org says it's a 472 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,039 closing Statement's time? 473 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:24,759 Speaker 5: All right? 474 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:26,759 Speaker 8: Hang on, wait, hey, Fred? 475 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,799 Speaker 7: Yeah, can I just kind of talk to you for 476 00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:29,519 a second. 477 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,559 Speaker 5: Of course, bitch, let me know what's up. 478 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:33,599 Speaker 8: I'll be the bigger man here, not just sizewise, because 479 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,160 I am like seven feet tall. I just you know, 480 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,920 I'm sorry, Okay, Fred, I like train and I like you, 481 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,039 and I want to be honest with you right now. 482 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,680 I want to still be a roommate. I want to 483 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,759 be friends. I'm sorry for eating your teens. I didn't 484 00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:52,799 mean it, and I just want to put this behind us. 485 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,559 And honestly, this lawyer is so bad. I feel like 486 00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,680 I've been misrepresented this entire time. 487 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 2: I've checked. 488 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,039 Speaker 6: Shut the fuck up, Chris. 489 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 3: Out, Jay, Jay, Look look look at me, Look at 490 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:09,680 me through that mask. Yeah, those lifeless, dark eyes listen 491 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,759 to me like a like a shark size is what 492 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:14,680 I mean, Like a doll's eye doesn't seem to be living. 493 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 5: Look at me. Yeah, I'm sorry too. 494 00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 3: Maybe that's all I wanted this whole time was an apology, 495 00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:24,240 but I just got so so blinded with rage. 496 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,079 Speaker 5: I haven't been I haven't been. 497 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 3: Killing as many teens as i'd like recently, and maybe 498 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,000 that's maybe that's why I got frustrated and I took 499 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,839 it out on you because you were the closest person 500 00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,880 to me. I accept your apology, Jay, and I and 501 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,039 I apologize myself Okay, I hope we can be friends, 502 00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:41,119 and I hope we can be roommates again. And thank you, 503 00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:43,880 thank you for saying Train is a good band. 504 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 8: They're great And that's the one thing that we should 505 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,039 be walking away from today from this court case. And 506 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,160 let me say that, even though this is the ninth 507 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,759 or tenth time we have done this fight between you 508 00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:57,039 and me and had to take it to court, I 509 00:21:57,079 --> 00:21:59,039 am very excited to be your roommate again. 510 00:21:59,160 --> 00:21:59,519 Speaker 3: Me too. 511 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,559 Speaker 4: Wow. Wow, there's a lot of information that I have 512 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,000 to consume here as both the judge and the jury. 513 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:08,359 You know, we're gonna go ahead and take a quick 514 00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:10,519 twenty minute deliberation. 515 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:14,640 Speaker 5: Period for the jury. Okay, you cook recess. So if you'll. 516 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 6: Excuse me, Is he gonna go outside on the slide again? 517 00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:22,640 Speaker 5: Yeh Look I can see him. I can team he's 518 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,079 on the slide. Ah. 519 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,279 Speaker 7: This guy's going to be president. I like that's what we're. 520 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 5: Going to president. 521 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 4: I'm back, yeah, yeah, back and back. All right to 522 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,839 the dishonorable Judge Clayton. All right, please you see it, Chris, 523 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:38,359 stand up? 524 00:22:38,839 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 5: What do you do now? 525 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:44,279 Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the jury has met, they've come to their decision. 526 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 2: Uh, huh. 527 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 4: Well, as easy as it would be to say that 528 00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:50,279 this jury is a hung jury, because you know, I 529 00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:53,000 got a massive ding dong. We have actually come to 530 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:58,799 a conclusion in the case between Freddy v. 531 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,319 Speaker 5: Jason. 532 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 3: The jury has decided that Chris is guilty. 533 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,799 Speaker 5: Bring out your nightmare. 534 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,039 Speaker 8: This is the only way, I think, frankly, this is 535 00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:16,519 the only way that me and Freddy have not been 536 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:17,079 killed yet. 537 00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 7: So I'm very excited to see this thing in action. 538 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Chris, the axe played up there. 539 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ready. 540 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:29,160 Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead and lay down. Uh huh, all right, 541 00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:34,920 any any last words. As the stenographer, I would just 542 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,200 like to say that I regret nothing. 543 00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 7: Okay, Well that's there's terrible last words. 544 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 5: Awful last words. 545 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,039 Speaker 8: Bitch, If I may, I would like my friend Freddy 546 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,880 to do one of his devious quips before the big 547 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,319 blade falls down on Chris's neck he cuts his head off. 548 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,559 Speaker 5: I will allow it. I will allow it. Okay. 549 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,160 Speaker 3: You know what my favorite kind of teens are, gua 550 00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:04,440 teens might bitch Chris pull the lever. Chris pull the lever. 551 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,039 Speaker 1: Fine, Yeah, that was a lot cooler than I thought 552 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:10,640 it was gonna be. 553 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,559 Speaker 5: That's really great. Oh man, all. 554 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,640 Speaker 4: Right, great job doing law and shit, guys. Let's go 555 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,240 on for drinks. Chris, your head looks like it's moving. 556 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,079 Your eyes are blinking and stuff. I think you got 557 00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:23,279 a little bit of time before you pass out. Go 558 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,160 ahead and close us out while we go get some drinks. 559 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,920 Speaker 1: All right, Be sure to subscribe and give us a 560 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,559 review wherever you're listening to this, and most importantly, please 561 00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:34,240 tell all of your friends so that we can continue 562 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:37,000 to make this show and be tuned in for next 563 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,880 week where we announced the election of President Hell and 564 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:45,400 celebrate our one year anniversary. Hail Clayton, Hail Clayton, l Biden, 565 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,279 Hail Clayton, bitch. 566 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,039 Speaker 6: Thanks for listening to another episode of Good Morning from Hell. 567 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,400 Speaker 3: We want to thank our very special guests Andrew Roses 568 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,359 and Eric Badoor for joining us as well. 569 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 7: Thank you for having us. 570 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,640 Speaker 2: Thank you so Eric. Where can people find more of you? 571 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 8: You can check out face Jam, you can what's face Jam? 572 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,799 Face Jam is a show where Michael Jones and Jordan's 573 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:16,039 Swears eat every new fast food creation to let you 574 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,880 know if you need it. And it is detrimental to 575 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,839 my health to eat this food once every two weeks. 576 00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 6: Have you guys ever been a Fizzoli's. 577 00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 2: What a mess? 578 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,400 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ to see my favorite restaurant when I was 579 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,039 in high school? 580 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 5: What? 581 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my favorite? 582 00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 1: What? 583 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:36,279 Speaker 2: I Also? I lived in Longview, Texas? Uh, Andrew? Where 584 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:37,359 can people find more of you? 585 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 3: I'm in a few of these episodes of this of 586 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,960 this very podcast is various characters. 587 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,799 Speaker 2: Quite a few actually, Napoleon, Yes, Nixon. 588 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 6: I mean you are. 589 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,400 Speaker 8: Multiple characters at RTX, right that you were a bunch 590 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,759 of people all at once so once. 591 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 5: That was a fun time. 592 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,319 Speaker 1: All right, thank you all so much for coming on. 593 00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:58,519 And go vote, please go vote. 594 00:25:59,119 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 8: Ma