WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:02.520 All right, starting off to the Minnesota good bye. I know Jenny. 2 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:06.360 Today Jenny is on a spectacular camper van trip to 3 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:08.519 the bad Lands. Now, it's interesting, I don't know much 4 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:11.359 about why she decided to just kind of spontaneo. Because 5 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:14.119 of a little bit spontaneous we weren't sure that she 6 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:15.160 was going to do this right. 7 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:19.039 Yeah, Well, she had a different kind of vacation planned 8 00:00:19.359 --> 00:00:22.120 that fell through, so she still wanted to go and 9 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:24.399 do something, which is why she's not here today. 10 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:29.399 Yes, okay, gotcha. Let's see what we got here. Hello, 11 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:33.719 best morning show in the country. I would know because 12 00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:37.520 I currently live in Las Vegas and it's astonishing how 13 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:40.560 terrible radio is out here. Didn't Dave get his start here? 14 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:43.119 I think it's because you all bring some authenticity and 15 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:45.880 Minnesota nice and maybe even a little passive aggressiveness that 16 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:48.920 I miss. I'm Heidi, longtime listener since Dave was in 17 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:51.920 Zuba's and Hypercolor Teas. I still catch on all the 18 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:54.759 socials and iHeartRadio. In the shower, I'm writing because my 19 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:58.840 younger millennial hubby was talking about what the young'ins are 20 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:04.519 calling vocal dims weight. Oh yeah, those are favorite musical moments. 21 00:01:05.359 --> 00:01:08.480 I'm probably late to this, but maybe don't change the name, 22 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:14.159 but start using that hashtag at least. And my favorite 23 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:16.120 musical moment is and I want to sex you up 24 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:19.079 by color me bad, when randomly in the middle of 25 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.359 this ninety song they say dig Now, I'm not sure 26 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:24.560 I can actually play this, but I can try. 27 00:01:24.599 --> 00:01:25.319 Do you want me to try? 28 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:27.439 You kind of if you want? Yeah, I know what 29 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:29.640 she's talking about. With vocal stems. I didn't think that 30 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:34.640 was necessarily musical moments. I always think like, if I 31 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:36.959 say good bit, good bit, good bit, it's because I 32 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:39.760 heard it here and that's a vocal stem. Or do 33 00:01:39.799 --> 00:01:42.879 you get it? Bong is a vocal stem because I 34 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:44.120 say it often. 35 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.680 Like a catchphrase, kind of like. 36 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:48.079 A catchphrase, but you'll say it and it just like 37 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:51.400 I don't know, weirdly brings you comfort because it's something 38 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:53.519 you come back to every single time. It kind of 39 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:56.319 like memes. A lot of memes are kind of in 40 00:01:56.359 --> 00:01:59.239 that same vein, like I'm tired of this, Grandpa, Well, 41 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.959 that's too damn bad. That's a vocal stem, it is? 42 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:02.799 What's that from? 43 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:06.319 I have no idea, holes, maybe I have no idea. 44 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.560 So like a vocal stem on this show would be 45 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:14.240 like do you get it bong? Or what's another one? 46 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.520 What's the one with Ray J? 47 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:21.879 Hell yeah? Pimp yeah yeah? Or good bit, good bit yeah. 48 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.280 Vocal stems like when Jenny goes baby. 49 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:29.400 I tried to play the color Me bad song. 50 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:32.639 It's the one I want to say, you up that 51 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:35.960 that and it samples something from something else and it 52 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:38.039 says light me a candles so we can make a 53 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:41.120 bed of make love till we drown. Dig and I 54 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:44.759 think there's a pause, and then he goes dig Dig Dig, 55 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:48.039 All right, Sonna, thank you. I appreciate that one. You 56 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:50.120 know what, I don't know that Las Vegas radio is 57 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:52.319 weird or bad. I got a good friend Chet that 58 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:54.879 works on klu see out there, and I don't listen 59 00:02:54.879 --> 00:02:56.599 to a show, but I'm going to assume it's a 60 00:02:56.639 --> 00:02:59.439 really good show. He's been there for like twenty years 61 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:02.520 and he's a wonderful person. But I will say when 62 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.400 I first moved to Las Vegas, and this is I 63 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:07.000 was twenty one years old and I had my first 64 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.240 morning show at twenty one years old, I had no 65 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.400 idea that I had no idea what I was doing. 66 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:13.919 You know, I didn't know what I didn't know, But 67 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:17.400 I went out there just full balls on and did 68 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:20.240 everything that I wanted to do, and for whatever reason, 69 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.000 it worked. But I listened to other radio shows and 70 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:25.639 they were terrible. They were very much caught in the 71 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:28.759 nineteen sixties or fifties. Well, the very of us kind 72 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:32.560 of a delivery. Everybody in Las Vegas talked like they 73 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:35.919 thought a DJ should talk. Now we call it puking 74 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:38.719 in the business. And there are some people in this 75 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:42.680 building that I won't name that are DJs that still 76 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:45.319 kind of puke a little bit with they talk. What 77 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:49.120 a one point three KDWB. Now it's not fall and 78 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:51.439 it's not cold, and it's certainly nobody on the show, 79 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:53.439 but there are people in the building. And this is 80 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:55.560 what I noticed in Las Vegas. The liver is like 81 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:59.199 not a eight kl. You see Vegas weather. 82 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.800 So speak into bandit thanks for turning into. 83 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:05.000 The All right. 84 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:10.400 Next one starts off bone to pick with you, and 85 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:12.319 it says, Bailey, I've been listening for a while. I've 86 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:15.599 stayed quiet about something that's bothered me. But after the 87 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:19.680 whole men Aren't Funny shirt on Friday, I just had 88 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:23.360 to write in as a twenty two year old woman 89 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.959 who actually believes in gender equality. This kind of shirt 90 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:32.399 isn't empowering or funny. It's completely divisive. If a man 91 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.319 wore a shirt saying women aren't funny, it would be 92 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:39.079 called that immediately a sexist and anti equality. So why 93 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:41.000 is it okay the other way around? Well, I asked 94 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:43.759 the same question when I saw your shirt on Friday. 95 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:45.800 You got real defense with real fast. You're like that 96 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.600 man hating shirt that you're wearing. It's a joke off 97 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:51.360 of somebody set. I can't remember who said it, but 98 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:55.199 like in response to an SNL thing, they said women 99 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.480 aren't funny, and so those women made a shirt that 100 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:01.800 says men aren't funny, and because women are funny. That's 101 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:05.480 the point it's trying to make, is that women are funny, 102 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:07.399 regardless of men tell them that they are not. 103 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:10.040 She goes on for quite a bit, and she gets 104 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:12.800 a little bit, you know, more serious than we really 105 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:16.480 want to get. But I will say that I don't 106 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:18.800 like the I'm gonna go ahead and go there because 107 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:20.399 this is a weird place to go there, but I 108 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:22.079 want to bring it up and see what you think. 109 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:27.519 So the show Adolescence is not based on a real 110 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:30.399 true story. It's based on a series of events that 111 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:34.639 have happened more and more in London, knife attacks on 112 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:41.360 women by young boys, and so in this show Adolescence, 113 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:43.199 a little bit of spoiler alert here if you haven't 114 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.800 watched it, But in the show Adolescence, the boy kills 115 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.519 a girl that he kind of has a crush on 116 00:05:49.959 --> 00:05:55.639 because she basically calls him stupid and ugly and an inceel. 117 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:57.720 Do you know what an inceel is? Yes, now, I'd 118 00:05:57.759 --> 00:05:59.319 never heard that word, and I had to, like, you know, 119 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:04.160 pay attention find out. It's an involuntary celibate, meaning a 120 00:06:04.199 --> 00:06:07.519 guy who wants to have sex but nobody will have 121 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:08.279 sex with him. 122 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:12.759 Right. Well, he blame blames the women for not wanting him. 123 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:17.160 Right And so I think one of the things that 124 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:21.560 I don't like in our culture is how it's we 125 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:23.920 don't make fun of certain races, We don't make fun 126 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:26.600 of certain religions unless it's Christians. Of course, it's fine 127 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:31.399 to make fun of Christians and then, but we can 128 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:36.040 also we can absolutely bash on men. And I don't 129 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:41.639 like that because I've got two boys. They're grown, thank god, 130 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:44.319 but I would not want a boy to grow up 131 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:51.920 now thinking that he is a you know, loser, sexist, racist, whatever. 132 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:55.360 And I think that's the message that we send to 133 00:06:55.360 --> 00:07:00.399 too many boys, is that they are lesser than and 134 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:03.480 you're a piece of shit and you're violent and whatever. 135 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:06.079 And I think that boys get that message, and just 136 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:09.160 like a kid that's told they're ugly, Like, think about 137 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:11.000 somebody at school, Well, you're ugly. 138 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:11.480 They're ugly. 139 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:16.360 They're ugly, they're ugly, they're going to start acting in 140 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:19.279 a way, like acting out what do you think. 141 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:25.319 I don't necessarily agree because I'm not saying like men 142 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:29.319 are awful. My experiences with men have not been great, 143 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:32.879 and that's what's colored my experience of my life. And 144 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:36.360 so if I complain about men, I am complaining about 145 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:40.360 those experiences that have been like tried and true poor experiences. 146 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:44.360 There are plenty of men that I appreciate, enjoy their company. 147 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:49.399 We're saying you, thank you, uh Dayan, Dave, Ryan, thank you. 148 00:07:49.480 --> 00:07:53.639 But I think, like I definitely see being upset about 149 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:58.040 about like how the whole of the message of like 150 00:07:58.279 --> 00:08:01.120 men are bad, but like women have been dealing with 151 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:03.959 that same message, like since the dawn of time. Of like, 152 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:07.240 women are stupid, women can't do anything, et cetera. 153 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:08.959 Don't you think that's also in the past. 154 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:14.480 Not really, because if in cell still exists, then that 155 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:19.680 mindset around women being lesser is like still still exists 156 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:22.519 as well. So I think men are just upset because 157 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.959 they're getting a little bit of a taste of their 158 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:25.759 own medicine. 159 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.680 Medicine, But a fourteen year old boy has never given 160 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:30.639 anybody a taste of anything. So, in other words, a 161 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:33.799 fourteen year old boy, he's told he's ugly, he's a 162 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:38.519 sexual predator, he's sexist, racist, all these horrible things, But 163 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:41.639 he's just a sweet little fourteen year old boy who 164 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:45.039 ten years ago was playing with his Fisher Price shit 165 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:46.080 on the living room floor. 166 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.679 Right, But aren't women also told you're ugly or stupid, 167 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:51.200 you can't succeed in anything when they're fourteen? 168 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:52.320 I don't think so. 169 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:54.279 I think so because I was a fourteen year old 170 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:55.600 girl ones now. 171 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:59.039 The way, I don't know, I mean, maybe I have 172 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:00.799 a different view of it, But the way I see 173 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:05.279 I see women doing so well and being built up 174 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:06.759 and that type of thing. And I don't know if 175 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:10.799 any only the worst humans are going I wouldn't get 176 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:13.840 on a plane with a female pilot, right, I mean, 177 00:09:14.080 --> 00:09:15.960 but there are people like that, just like there are 178 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:19.080 people who'd be like, I would not have anybody of 179 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:23.000 this whatever race as a pilot, or I wouldn't have 180 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:25.480 anybody this religion is a pilot or a doctor. 181 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:27.480 People do say that though. 182 00:09:27.480 --> 00:09:29.480 Only the worst, right, exactly. 183 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:31.720 But there's not every single woman in the world as 184 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:33.679 saying men are the worst thing in the world, and 185 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.120 I don't want to entertain them ever, because we have to. 186 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:39.200 We have to entertain men. We have to entertain everyone. 187 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:42.639 You have to be around a variety of people. So 188 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.240 if somebody thinks that I'm a man hater, then I 189 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.559 think they're taking something that they're like misconstruing my words. 190 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:51.440 I'm not a man hater. If I say something about 191 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:57.039 a man specifically, it's due to an experience that I 192 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:59.320 had that was poor. I've had a lot of poor 193 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:02.240 experiences of men, and I feel like that allows me 194 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:05.120 to occasionally complain about them. 195 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:07.960 Okay, fair enough, I would say, I'm going to make 196 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.559 a comparison that if I go to let's say I 197 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:14.440 go to Rochester and go to Rochester and just imagine 198 00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:18.080 that everybody in Rochester is that I meet is a 199 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:21.519 just a jack off. They're just rude, and they spit 200 00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:25.039 on me and they call me short, ugly and smelly. 201 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.639 Is it then fair for me to say, I'm going 202 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.480 to say everybody in Rochester is just you know, just 203 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:34.840 a piece of shit. That might be my experience, but 204 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:36.320 I think I've got to open my mind up a 205 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:39.080 little bit and go, well, that might be my experience. 206 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:42.440 But but I can't sit there and be prejudiced against 207 00:10:42.519 --> 00:10:46.720 people in Rochester just because I met or I saw 208 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:49.120 a video of a bunch of people in Rochester and 209 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:51.559 a big bar fight. I can't be like, oh, well, 210 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:53.960 there you go people in Rochester. 211 00:10:53.639 --> 00:10:56.159 And I'm but I'm not doing that to all men. 212 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:58.360 And so when when people say, like Bailey, such a 213 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:02.080 man hater, they're taking what you just said. They're essentially 214 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:05.360 saying Bailey saying everyone from Rochester is bad. I'm saying 215 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:09.919 that this experience, even with men that man I really enjoyed, respected, 216 00:11:10.320 --> 00:11:13.039 we're friends with, and then they've turned and then shown 217 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:14.639 me who they really are, and then I've had a 218 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:17.759 bad experience with that person. And that's happened enough times 219 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.840 that I feel like, I'm owed the right to complain 220 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:25.320 about those people occasionally, so but I'm not saying every 221 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:27.759 single time I talk about man man, I make excuses 222 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:31.120 for even shitty dudes on the regular and be like, oh, well, 223 00:11:31.159 --> 00:11:34.679 you know, he's probably tired or whatever. So I'm constantly 224 00:11:34.759 --> 00:11:39.080 like building up men all the time, and. 225 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:40.399 Nobody wants to hear about that. 226 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:44.759 No, I'm not you. Not you Why your hair looks 227 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:45.240 fine today? 228 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:46.080 Does it look okay? 229 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:46.720 We have to? 230 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.480 Oh yeah, tell me more about my hair because I'm 231 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:52.679 really I'm on the last couple of days of this 232 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:56.840 growth project. Yeah, if you don't know, I usually wear 233 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:59.279 my hair like kind of like short and little spiky 234 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.919 on the top, very short, like less than an inch 235 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:04.679 maybe about an inch long, and it's probably about three 236 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:08.480 inches or so ish long now. And I got it 237 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:10.720 swooped over to the side. But Bailey said last week 238 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:12.200 it's a little bit too youthful. 239 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:16.120 Yeah, so did you put something in it today? Nothing 240 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:18.039 at all. I don't. I guess it's the way that 241 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:21.039 it's sitting. It looks more like it's on purpose rather 242 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:22.960 than you just kind of like rolled out of bed 243 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:25.200 and then tried to swoop it to the side, so 244 00:12:25.240 --> 00:12:27.399 it looks like you have something in it to give 245 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:29.519 it like volume too, because it does look taller. 246 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.799 Would you say I look kind of hot? No, no, no. 247 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.480 But I do like your beard. My mom doesn't. She 248 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:38.480 told me, oh. 249 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:39.919 Really, okay, yeah, but I like it. 250 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:42.399 And the jury is still out on that one, because 251 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:47.200 you know, I asked certain people men and women, mostly women, honestly, 252 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:49.960 do you like it? And they're like, yeah, they like it. 253 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:53.240 But it doesn't it doesn't change, you know. It's not 254 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:55.279 like I'm getting more dates now, right. 255 00:12:55.399 --> 00:12:58.440 No, I mean that would be pretty exciting if you did. 256 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:02.039 Okay, let's see what else we got here. Okay, by 257 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:03.799 the way, your beard looks great, Thank. 258 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:05.919 You so much. Yeah, for sure, I appreciate that. 259 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:07.000 Anyway. 260 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:10.320 Just to answer this person who says, don't say my name, 261 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.399 we always try to keep anything politics out of the show, 262 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:19.399 anything that is like political leaning. You don't know that 263 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:22.879 I am a communist. I am a hardcore communist. You 264 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:25.679 don't know this because I don't talk about it on 265 00:13:25.720 --> 00:13:29.080 the radio. But I have a hammer and sickle tattooed 266 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:31.919 on my forehead, yeah, which is the symbol of communism. 267 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:33.240 The hammer and sickle and it's. 268 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:35.279 In like the flesh color, so you can't really see 269 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:36.120 unless you're squinting. 270 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:36.720 True. True. 271 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:37.080 Yeah. 272 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:42.840 So in other words, if we are portraying anything political 273 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:44.879 on the show, then we are not doing it right 274 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:49.639 because we're already like everything is so divisive and you 275 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:52.360 can't even be like, I don't know, people break up 276 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:55.759 friendships and family members because of politics, And I hope 277 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:57.480 you don't mind the fact that I am a communist 278 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:01.080 and I think my saying is to each according to 279 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:05.039 their needs, from each according to their ability. So which 280 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:08.200 you know I have a real ability. 281 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.000 To communist commune. 282 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:14.000 Yeah, well, I was gonna say my specific is to 283 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.919 harvest grain. So and then I don't know what the 284 00:14:18.919 --> 00:14:19.679 fuck I'm talking about. 285 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:22.679 I'm actually in the Whig Party, the w h Ig 286 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.879 the Whig Party of the Whig Party, which is. 287 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:26.720 A predecessor to the Republican Party. 288 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:27.039 Oh is it? 289 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:27.480 Yeah? 290 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:30.919 I just me and George Washington, we go way back. 291 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:31.840 So was he a wig? 292 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:33.879 Ah? Yeah, he was a wig. I'm pretty sure he 293 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:35.600 was a Whig wig Wig. 294 00:14:36.039 --> 00:14:37.679 The Democrats in the Whigs. All right. 295 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:40.879 Next one, Alison writes in thought I'd hit you up 296 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:45.159 as a more kiss Mary ignore scenarios kiss Mary ignore. 297 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:47.000 Mm. 298 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:50.480 These are fucking weird, Allison, but I love it. I 299 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:56.399 love it. Grilled cheese sandwich, cheese casadella, cheese pizza, kiss 300 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:01.799 Mary ignore. I would ignore the cheese pizza. I would 301 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:06.080 marry the cheesecas idea because there's usually scallions or beans 302 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:09.080 or something in there and chicken, and then a grilled 303 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:10.720 cheese sandwich is like, yeah, I'd kiss it. 304 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:14.440 Yeah, I would ignore cheese pizza. That's boring. I would 305 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:17.399 actually marry the grilled cheese because that's solid, that's always 306 00:15:17.399 --> 00:15:20.279 going to be good. And a cheese causadia sometimes it 307 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:22.519 has other things in it, sometimes it doesn't, and I 308 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:25.919 need that bread. So yeah, I'm gonna marry the grilled cheese. 309 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:27.080 Lookout with me every day. 310 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:35.960 Bigfoot NeSSI and mothmn NeSSI is the sea monster right, yes? 311 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:39.759 Luckness yeah uckness. So these are, like I said, Alison, 312 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:41.519 they're fucking weird. But I love you for doing this 313 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:46.559 because I like I like weird. I would probably marry 314 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:50.600 Bigfoot because I like big lovers. 315 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:50.759 You know what I mean? 316 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:52.600 Yeah, Like if I if I had a lover that 317 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:55.360 was like six foot five, that'd be hot. You have 318 00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:58.440 to lay them diagonally on the bed. You ever hook 319 00:15:58.480 --> 00:15:59.960 up with somebody who's so tall they had to lay 320 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:00.799 diagonally on the bed. 321 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:03.279 My first boyfriend was six five six'. Five, yeah he 322 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:03.600 was really. 323 00:16:03.639 --> 00:16:05.279 Tall you have to lay diagonally on the. Bed. 324 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:08.039 NO i think he had like an extra long, bed 325 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:10.840 like his was like specifically extra, long and they would 326 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:13.080 always get like the seat in the airport with the 327 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.720 extra leg room the exit. ROOM i, see, yeah Long. Lene. 328 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:19.159 YEAH i dated a girl who was five to, eleven and, 329 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:22.960 yeah she was very, tall and she it was VERY 330 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:26.399 i don't, know there's something very alluring about a very tall. 331 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.600 Lover SO i would Choose, bigfoot And i'd bang the 332 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:31.840 shit out Of. BIGFOOT i MEAN i just say that 333 00:16:31.879 --> 00:16:32.360 to provoke. 334 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:34.279 You so you're Kissing? Bigfoot are you? Marrying? 335 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:35.960 Nah you know? What to probably Kiss? 336 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:40.519 Bigfoot, yeah, yeah and Then i'd probably Ignore NeSSI and Marry. 337 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:41.519 MOTHMAN i don't. 338 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:44.360 Know, YEAH i would definitely Kiss mothman because he is 339 00:16:44.519 --> 00:16:48.639 very mysterious AND i think he's. Hot mothman is just freaking. 340 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:51.879 HOT i would Marry. NeSSI i feel like we would 341 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:54.840 have a good time together and then ignore bigfoot because like, 342 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.720 dudes Just, HARRY i don't know his feet are. Big that's. 343 00:16:57.720 --> 00:17:01.000 Weird he like lives in the. Woods that's. 344 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:01.840 Weird that's. 345 00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:02.200 Weird. 346 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:08.880 Okay next, one it says not for The Minnesota, goodbye 347 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:10.200 just a Story i've been dying to tell. 348 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:11.920 You, Well i'm gonna read it. Anyway. 349 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.279 Yeah, Uh shannon writes in, Said i've been dying to 350 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:17.279 tell this story for, months BUT i promised my NIECE 351 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:19.920 i wouldn't put it on The Minnesota. Goodbye she moved 352 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:23.279 and doesn't love me, anymore so here Goes okay. WHATEVER 353 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:26.079 a few days After Boo bash in twenty twenty, FOUR 354 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.480 i found out my niece had actually. Attended now this 355 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:31.240 is The Boo? Bash where did we do? 356 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:31.359 This? 357 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:35.279 Bobash Cowboy jack's? Right, okay as one of my dressed 358 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:38.519 As Gary. Spivey, YES i was, jealous but for different, 359 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:41.799 reasons entirely me excited. Least so did you Meet, Dave 360 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:45.720 Jenny Bailey vaunt Or Gary spivey niece with a confused? Look, 361 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:52.240 nah her that me dumbfounded the host And gary's a, 362 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:58.079 psychic big white haired dude giving psychic. Readings niece nonchalantly 363 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:04.599 there were two, big white haired. Dudes me, Confused, now 364 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:09.440 why did you even, go? Niece Because Jonah moray AND 365 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:12.039 i follow each other on socials and he asked me 366 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:15.319 to come and hang. OUT i was seriously. Disappointed as for, 367 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:17.039 me you guys were the stars to meet any of. 368 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:20.160 Who my niece still actually loves me and lives In nashville, 369 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:22.759 now but grew up in Cold, Spring. Minnesota i'll share 370 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:24.720 a link to her most recent. Song it's really. Good 371 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:28.160 i'm simply, sharing so listen or not as you. Please, 372 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:30.319 Nice i'm gonna play a little clip of it here you. 373 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.680 Ready jonanamray is her, friend. 374 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:40.559 Joving home with the sun in my. Eyes ALL i 375 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:44.039 can think about is HOW i don't want. 376 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.519 To come back, home back to. 377 00:18:46.640 --> 00:18:52.400 You awkward conversation with the forced, smile pretending everything's all, 378 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:55.759 right putting on a good act. 379 00:18:56.279 --> 00:19:01.680 For who is stephe' say it feels. Heavier it's a, 380 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:03.039 pattern not personal. 381 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:06.759 Good, WAIT i want to hear where it kicks. 382 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:10.759 In i'm gonna let you. 383 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:21.720 INTERESTING i won't play the whole thought. 384 00:19:21.759 --> 00:19:23.359 SONG i wanted to wait for it to kick in 385 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:26.119 because people will send me their songs, sometimes And i've 386 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:29.279 been doing this long enough to, know like what is 387 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:31.640 a good, song like a radio friendly, song and what is? 388 00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:35.759 Not and you know there have been some that are 389 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:37.839 radio friendly and then some that are. Not i'd say 390 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:39.640 that's kind of Mid, honestly. 391 00:19:39.400 --> 00:19:41.079 She sounds like radio friendly to. ME i mean that 392 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:42.519 sounds Like Olivia. Rago she looks. 393 00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:43.279 Beautiful she is. 394 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:45.720 Beautiful, yeah she definitely is. Beautiful and that is definitely 395 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.119 a factor in today's. MUSIC i mean it always has 396 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:52.119 been stars of all most celebrity singers outside of who's 397 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:55.559 the funny looking guy with the red hair not Ed Sheeran. 398 00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:57.119 Sharon's funny look and he is not. 399 00:19:57.200 --> 00:20:02.880 Cute he's not. Cute but the other guy caratp no. 400 00:20:02.119 --> 00:20:06.200 In the, day bleeds in the, nightfall and you're not 401 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:10.480