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Speaker 8: Encouragings. All this is Connie's ten s Concers. How are
you last left?
Speaker 2: The dicey bastard, this team of go I can't I
can't even say it, all right, Georger woke up to
see a child.
Speaker 8: He was naked. It was weird, and we're trying to
make thinking of it.
Speaker 2: After that, this child is returned to be Moog's nemesis,
Eric Greenchey, who offered George the red chance killed Moog
and you get away with you can live through the ship.
George were immediately refuse and tracked down the team, ending
up in all the wrong places. Meanwhile, the actual team
of dicey bassards were fighting.
Speaker 6: I just gave him a head.
Speaker 8: Oh oh, then I'll shut the fuck up. The good job, Josser,
well done.
Speaker 2: They fought the steam Demon, beat the steam Demon, and
they came together as a team. But then boom, the
ship is in danger. Julie calls out from the deck.
The captains out of commission. I'm stealing this ship the
Tonally and this party is screwed up Royally and they
need the dicey bassards and what did our heroes do
ignored the call out to action to loot the cargo
hold down the down in the holes. They convinced the
war Forge to give them all access to all the loot.
So they are high on high on larceny, high on
the hit points, and ready to go to fight this demon.
Speaker 8: Who knows what else?
Speaker 5: Is that? Is that where we settled? We were going
with all this treasure fighting a demon? Is that what
we and his demon?
Speaker 11: That's what There's a reason I put the war breathing
potions in my back. Yet plan A is fight a demon.
Speaker 3: I'm still stuck on the whole We came as a team,
liked did something happen to that last podcast that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: I don't remember?
Speaker 6: It was?
Speaker 5: We arrived together. I guess that is technically coming as
a tease. We walked in the door roughly at the
same time.
Speaker 2: I might have meant to say, come together as a team.
I messed up and thanks for calling me out. Okay,
moving on, all right, guys dot dot Do you guys are.
Speaker 8: Down currently in the cargo hold? I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 11: Yes, okay, Bob it for me to say we should
rush headlong into a fight. We might not be able
to win. We only need a flimsiest of escape plans.
But does anybody have any a better idea?
Speaker 3: And that move will ask one of the war forged right,
actually truly here the like you risk communicator, just just
for ships and kickles.
Speaker 8: Here she's a lot of panic.
Speaker 3: How many elves are on board?
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Moove? Just curious? I don't know you a roster you
lovesy cruz director.
Speaker 2: If you're not doing that steering wheel fucking this up,
try not to hit the giant rocks move.
Speaker 3: Sorry for asking you to do your job. Sorry God,
I'm gonna turn it.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna crash a ship, kill every one of us,
kill kill. It's okay, Julie, you get the heavy thro
all dicks.
Speaker 6: I'll chime in.
Speaker 3: What are you wearing, Julie?
Speaker 11: Well, Moove Sulta has a point not about just killing
as many elves as possible, but maybe, uh, the ace
up our sleeve is the fact that we have a
fuck ton of explosives. Is there any way we could
leverage that? Do you think, Chloe, that was a totally
different way. I you We're gonna say everybody in the
ship dies, and we survived. We can experience for that.
Speaker 7: All you guys stand down and stop threatening to blow
up the ship or we're gonna blow the ship.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 11: When somebody says they're going to uh destroy everything, they
might be bluffing, but we're not.
Speaker 6: We're not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like they brought, they brought crazy to a crazy
fight without fully understanding that we roll with jorceper.
Speaker 3: We have an escape.
Speaker 9: Plus, so if we do nothing, we still win.
Speaker 5: We're walking on this fight assuming the boat is gonna
blow up, probably because of us. This is not going
to catch us by surprise.
Speaker 11: Do we have a way to remotely detonate those explosives?
I understand they're more impact based. Oh yeah, Also don't
drop them.
Speaker 2: You gotta twist on the cracket to get the chemicals
to mix. And then I guess I get this body
relays infinite time that it doesn't matter why it's as
far as he's sir, there's no timer whatsoever.
Speaker 11: No timer. You've interpreted that in a very dangerous way.
Speaker 9: It'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, these these poor sons of bitches really don't know.
And by these poor sons of bitches, I mean everyone
on this boat with us.
Speaker 11: Maybe we just improvise. Is everybody feeling saucy always?
Speaker 10: It would probably help if if I got a little
bit closer to the actual bad guy.
Speaker 11: Hmmm, just maybe we can. Maybe we can draft those
useless pieces of ship, the totally innocent paty into this fight.
Speaker 3: Why kwala woman moving closer to moog.
Speaker 11: Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep them talking.
If they think that a big I am, because they
can blow up a boat, fuck them, because so can we.
And I'm going to try and get the totally innocent
party to at least be a useful human shield and
or distraction. If all else fails, we fight. It looks
like we're losing each of us. Take a limb of Claudia,
jump overboard. Oh yeah, definitely drink the water breathing potions first.
Someone writing this down, I might forget.
Speaker 8: I've got this. I'm listening.
Speaker 11: I don't trust you at all.
Speaker 6: Brain here around here.
Speaker 9: Oh god, he's talking to himself.
Speaker 2: It's been a while, but yeah, Dane is like he's
that one foot up on the creeks.
Speaker 11: A team. It's been a good run. We've had our
we've had our ups and down. But I really think
we've started to work together as an effective fighting force.
I think we've got this. I'm supremely confident a Green.
Speaker 2: Day songsters to play the back background like they used
for every like high school rutcher, you know in the morning,
like look back on here, so all your members of
the Grand Whimsy start to play behind you as the
screen there, you know, guys like the sex Pitts, the
the the the obstacle course, you know.
Speaker 11: The it's just like a jewel straw getting a hand job,
mook fisting an elf corp, the pleasant t building beveries
we have CI's just killing so many yeating children into
the fucking stratosphere, the.
Speaker 2: Pist masters smashing children together just like the dead fish
on the water.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is this has been a horrible cruise.
I would not recommend.
Speaker 3: This has been best specification of moves.
Speaker 6: Lift.
Speaker 2: You wanted a Whimsy, you got it.
Speaker 9: Can we still buy the group photo?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: There's still you can still talk about the T shirt,
you know, like the I should buy the Grand Whimsey
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: So we have to do that first.
Speaker 11: Okay, wind condition positive thinking, everybody mentally picture ourselves not
being on a sunken boat, getting off free T shirts
and maybe having a nice relaxing spot a before we
touch land.
Speaker 3: But move have idea. If plan is for us to
threaten to blow up ship, why don't we take long
route to where demons are and use our cups to
fill with oil and just dump along the way, so
essentially turning turning entire ship into one giant explosive if
we drop torch.
Speaker 7: I'm in I feel like there might be fires, you know,
live by people that don't know we're doing that.
Speaker 11: That's true. We haven't really had a chance to coordinate
on people who might, for example, just be having a
casual cigar.
Speaker 8: Is filled with like lots of people just being cruises, so.
Speaker 4: We could walk through a non smoking section, so your
problem would And so far as it is that we
might not destroy the ship hard enough, you know what,
given our track record, I don't think that's something we've
got to worry about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is truly the one thing I feel like
we can confidently say we got this.
Speaker 11: I'll be honest about I'm surprised we haven't exploded ship already.
Speaker 5: I was kind of waiting for a blast as soon
as you said that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I'll try that again. I'm surprised we haven't
exploded the ship already.
Speaker 3: Get the fuck up.
Speaker 9: We we're gonna die.
Speaker 11: Well, there's our cue. Let's well move, Let's go kill
an alf child? What do you say, Powell?
Speaker 3: Best, best plan old no longer half if ever.
Speaker 5: Have I definitely imagine just like a moog's eyes lighting up, widening.
Speaker 2: Finally ish, So yeah, I thank you, Drew, because I'm
agin you guys are starting to like, yeah, you're just
start doing the walkings off You're.
Speaker 8: Going to You're like, this is the team.
Speaker 2: This is the the the the assembling moment, the Avengers
all coming together and move, guys, is gonna you realize this?
Speaker 8: This is the kid. This is the kid that you tried.
Speaker 2: To burn, who disappeared in the planes and you thought
you killed, but he's come back. You tried, you burnt
his parents to death, you had all that fun, but
this kid. Fuck, this kid's been taunting you move for
like many adventures now and this is it.
Speaker 8: This is the guy. This is the chance.
Speaker 3: But he'd been talking, taunting move really badly. I mean,
first he tried, he tried to to frame Moog for
murder that Moog most certainly did commit and failed. Moo
wind up Hero. Then he dropped crocodile in Moog, which
kind of hurt, but ultimately, you know, led us to
wonderful tropical vacation. Elf child, kind of terrible at job.
Speaker 8: You know what, you have a good point. I don't
even know why I bother trying, so you know what?
Good you got this all right?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: You guys make your way up through the holds to
the main deck of the Grand Whimsy itself.
Speaker 8: You see jul this this personnel officer. She is gripped
the wheel.
Speaker 2: She barely looks like those those what she's doing at
the You zoom all the way back, you're gonna see
the totally innoci party are all tied up and bound,
but they're still bent in impossible ways. They're all moaning
in pain, but very much alive. Roped up, tied up
and barely held on around the perimeter of the boat.
One swift motion and the rope will come loose and
they will all be dumped overboard at the very peak
of the ship. Captain Randall Vaughan munch Rugger, the captain
of the ship, is the Bugbear heat too has been
tied up and is on the tip of the ship
is being ready dumped overboard, and only poor Julie is
left behind. There's no other staff around. She's trying to
steal the ship, but that she has not been trained
to do. And all the way around you it is
open water, but it is high seas, and they're occasionally
there's some rocks and some things like you know, you're
kind of close to some kind of land, but you're
not too sure where, but you don't see land in sight.
So this is this is dangerous times for the ship
at large.
Speaker 3: Sounds sounding like more dangerous times for the Totally Innocent Party.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, they are. Every single member of the
Totally Innocent Party is like they are.
Speaker 2: Bound like a bondage expert, ready to be dumped overboard,
bent and twisted because there is a demon at the
forefront from the yoga studio that U jorger Will recognized.
Speaker 8: She is bent, she is twisty.
Speaker 2: Her name is super Friendly Bendy Wendy, and she is
the yoga demon who has bent them to her will.
Speaker 11: Literally, don't worry, Totally Instant Party, we here to rescue you.
You just stayed there and suck your own dicks or
whatever it is you do.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Somehow, Matt Demon still finds a way to give you
the middle finger from way off the noith So all
right right ahead of you at the top, just pass
the masks and this because I have the things on
the screen, but you guys can see because it's underneath him.
Eric Green Tree sitting there like this smug, contemptible little
like eleven twelve year old looking elf kid that he is.
He's like that punk kid who's gonna go to video
games and like, go ahead and hit him my daddle
suit You what'na do that kind of face?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's that so.
Speaker 11: Well, mook, you know what to do.
Speaker 3: Moog will try to make it hurt, all right.
Speaker 8: So Moog will go first in the turn or mood,
what do you want to do?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, let's see here one, two, three, four. I can't
get all the way there, but I'll go up to here.
Speaker 5: M m.
Speaker 3: This kid's probably intelligent. Well Eldris eldrib Eldrich blastom okay
twenty one.
Speaker 2: Uh twenty one would hit, but he waves his hand
and shields himself.
Speaker 5: But Tang.
Speaker 11: Johnathannoy and he goes like, oh, I was cute.
Speaker 6: It's cute.
Speaker 3: Did you try that one wasted spell?
Speaker 8: Oh? These aren't my spells.
Speaker 2: And as he says that, a demon pops into place,
a Cambian demon.
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, this is.
Speaker 8: My friend, Eric, I'm his patron. You will be dying today.
Thank you for all the grand enjoyment you've given me.
But this ship is mine, the souls are mine. You
are mine.
Speaker 2: And as long as I'm around, Eric will have a
let's just say, more than the average warlock, because I'm
now that I'm actually on this mortal plane.
Speaker 8: Together, we are quite powerful.
Speaker 2: And he's he says that, and he slips back out
of reality for the moments.
Speaker 11: Stan will say, hang on, what does he mean the
souls on the ship are his?
Speaker 5: I like to imagine all that everybody else, just like
I'm already about to jump over. What does that mean
you cut to all the rest of us, like halfway
over the railing.
Speaker 11: If if you crashed the ship, then maybe all those
souls of yours. What happens if I crash the ship?
Speaker 8: Give me a uh? You know what?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 8: How's the rule?
Speaker 5: It's not a bluff? That's her God, No, insight.
Speaker 2: No, give me insight or either inside or perception, whatever
you feel more confident with.
Speaker 5: Only in this game is you can't blow up the
ship if I blow up the ship first, an absolute,
slutely valid strategy.
Speaker 2: You say that, and like, so like the concept of
losing people on the ship. Eric flinches slightly. He's his
poker face slips. This kid's like, don't worry about that.
Speaker 5: We're up. You saw him kill them all, kill them all?
Speaker 11: How does the water potion work? Give me generally, what
was the timing on that?
Speaker 8: Once you drink it, you have an hour?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 11: Well he's going to very pointedly drink it while also
passing the other one, passing one's right.
Speaker 8: Last for an hour.
Speaker 11: Okay, Just like theoretically, if I was to totally fuck
up this ship, I mean, you know, do I get
a bonus sound of that? Do I get super daddy powers?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: It's hard right now, he's Eric is concerned if something
actually happens to the people on this ship.
Speaker 11: It'd be a real shame if somebody completely fucked this boat.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's your turn to all could pass
off potions? Who would like to go next?
Speaker 5: I go ahead? I think I know what Claudia is good.
I feel like in this situation, Claudia should have next deck.
Speaker 10: Well, first of all, she's super concerned because there's no
way that they can walk away in slow motion with
a huge explosion behind them.
Speaker 9: If they're on the ocean, you.
Speaker 8: Could jump over the ship while it's happening. That's just
as cool.
Speaker 6: That's true, Claudia.
Speaker 11: Do you remember when he wanted to be a rogue?
That's the thing called fucking bluffy.
Speaker 10: Claudia would like to shoot an arrow at Eric Green
green Tree Green Streal.
Speaker 2: Means Eric green Tree, shoot him, shooting in his smughed face.
Twenty four at bypasses his shield. You shoot him right
in the face. It's you did not get sneak attack
damage because you weren't hidden. He is now an arrow
sinking out his four have her four damage but no
eleven eleven piercing damage.
Speaker 8: Oh god, right in the head. You bitch out what
he's doing the dance like it hurts? It hurts, so
yeah he is.
Speaker 6: You hit them.
Speaker 5: How far are we from Claude getting children as a
favorite enemy.
Speaker 2: If you kill this kid, then yeah, this is not
your If you ever become ranger children.
Speaker 3: Moog hate elves, but Claudia hate kids.
Speaker 9: It's a nice cross section here.
Speaker 5: This is truly the villain. Everyone can get on board
with the.
Speaker 9: Then diagram works.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 8: That is Claudia's are you gonna stay put?
Speaker 9: You're gonna move, She's gonna stay put.
Speaker 2: Okay, Next up is I'm going to let super Bendy
Wendy go. She's the next she is should drop? Should
I drop out of the party members? Or I should
I attack them directly?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: They can't. Just get them, get them, get them.
Speaker 2: And uh, eric's going on? So the demon she say Okay,
she shrugs, and she's going to move forward and alien
see who the mook's closest. But Claudia just did a
shot thing. So Claudia give me, let me see. Fine,
you're arranged, give me a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 8: Twelfth, you fail for the for the flavor text of this.
Speaker 2: You were basically stunned for the for the moment, but
that's the that's the effect. But the fur for the
flavor is you start to twist and bend so Georgier.
You watch Claudia's head turn the wrong way around and
her leg goes up over her shoulder.
Speaker 8: Everything that could go wrong in a yoga move did.
Speaker 2: Body twists, converts, contorts, and and she's like, she screams
in pain, and she is stunned. You're not taking any damage.
It's just pain. So you are pain stunned for the
moment as your body you look like a dead bug. Guys,
it's bent the wrong ways.
Speaker 7: Hmmm, all right, I wonder if this uh wompin' dildo
has magical healing properties. Okay, I'll jabber with it in
the head.
Speaker 8: All right, Uh, give me a tack roll.
Speaker 6: Twenty.
Speaker 8: Let's do it happen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 11: As anybody did this podcast said abricadildo.
Speaker 8: Yet there's the new T shirt.
Speaker 3: It feels like we should have said that by now.
Speaker 6: Oh there we go thirteen.
Speaker 2: Well, she is stunted, so she can't get out of
the way. It's not an auto crit, but it's an
auto hit. So yeah, you hit her for bludgeing damage.
Speaker 3: Roll a quick thing here.
Speaker 2: While it didn't seem to heal her, it did hit
her for eight budgeting damage plus whatever your strength modifier
happens to be.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's much. Let's see.
Speaker 8: So the way she's bent over.
Speaker 2: Claudia, you just got hit with basically a large rubber
eyes bat dildo.
Speaker 8: Pick a spot where it hit and hurts the most.
Speaker 7: So, no, she's still contorted though, Yes, she's still controlled.
Well that didn't work, but now at least I understand
how this thing works. I guess that's my action. Now
that I know how it works, I'm gonna go. I'm
gonna move fifteen that's as much as I can move, right.
Speaker 8: Oh, you got thirty feet?
Speaker 7: All right, I got full movement. I guess I'll start
running at eric Green Tree with the dildo to love it.
Speaker 8: Hello, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: So god, So you were charging the twelve year old
looking child with a giant dildo in your hands. Fortunately
he's in his forties in lf thing. So but yes, that's.
Speaker 11: So, It says not problematic tool listens exactly.
Speaker 8: Compared by process elimination.
Speaker 3: That's you.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, what can Kabert do in this situation?
Speaker 11: Who's got the explosives?
Speaker 12: Again?
Speaker 5: I thought that was Claudia. I guess can we all
reach the explosives?
Speaker 8: Where are that's hang on, that's a good point, Claudia.
You had them in your hands, correct?
Speaker 9: I had two in my hands and that you.
Speaker 2: Had you had one of each hand in my back.
Yeah all right, I'm gonna say you so you did
not activate them aad of time, so that's fine. Your
body twists up, but they're stealing your hands and the
other ones you gave. You had four more you gave
them to who.
Speaker 9: Oh I put him. I put him in my bag,
you said, bag.
Speaker 8: A holding right?
Speaker 9: Yeah, got it?
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I guess what is? What would I need
to roll to?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: While saying, hey, Claudia, I'm gonna borrow this to take
one out of Claudia's hand.
Speaker 2: Uh, nothing, just she's she's twisted in pain.
Speaker 8: You can just take him out of her hand. She's
like she's she's stunned.
Speaker 5: Okay, I will uh, I guess fuck it. I will
take one out of her hand and say, well, since
Bendy Wendy uh took this opportunity out of your hands,
let me let me give you a little help here,
and I will, uh fuck it, I'll twist one and
immediately throw it where it at. Um. Oh, fuck you
know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna detO this bad boy.
One is Bendy Wendy. Two is the kid okay, because
I really don't know that Kabert has the preference on them.
Speaker 8: All right, Bendy, Wendy, all right, Bendy.
Speaker 2: Of Cobert's Cobert and I need to see this. I
need an athletics roll to see how.
Speaker 8: Well you throw this at your target. It's explosive.
Speaker 5: I got a three. Jesus. I would like to point
out I'm throwing right at a sail.
Speaker 8: Well, I know what you're doing.
Speaker 9: Okay, So he's a city dude.
Speaker 5: He just threw you know, we've been over this. Cobart
sucks in combat. That's what he loves.
Speaker 3: One of his parents was a horse. That's not like
they got a chance to play catch as a child.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Wait, what the fuck does he know about upper
arm strength? All right? I could horse kick it.
Speaker 2: All right, So I'm gonna put this down on the
map layer. Okay, explosion goes off right here. Immediately, fire
goes up. Splintered wood. Splintered wood, explosion, fire and fires.
Speaker 5: Span go ahead. Cobert would like to do you attempt
to pretend that he meant to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, hang on the chalkway, but doesn't hit you yet
because there's the explosion that blew up the thing in
front of you, but another shockway that shoots everybody around.
So Claudia, you're going to get shoved.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's see here out of Bendy.
Speaker 5: Wendy's rage, Well, no, she has to.
Speaker 8: Beat the saving should be the guy only, if only.
So it's loose.
Speaker 2: You just got shifted over this direction and you did not.
You kind of slid a little bit and you bumped
into the rail and Cobert.
Speaker 8: You're going to get shot out.
Speaker 5: Hang on, I am an equine build. I count as
one size larger.
Speaker 8: No, that's fine. I rolled low.
Speaker 2: So you just kind of get shoved back slightly towards
the stairs here and.
Speaker 5: It never comes up. It's the one time we get time.
But it is so low.
Speaker 8: None of you go over the railing.
Speaker 2: You just basically it's all. You just got shoved from
the heat from the explosion. Each one of you is
going to take an additional six points of fire damage.
Speaker 11: I get some opportunity to dodge debt.
Speaker 2: Yes you can if you give me give me a
deck sterity saving. Yeah, so Claudia can't compare and stand
give me Dick's dirty saving throws.
Speaker 5: All right, I went ahead and took the damage, but
you're hey twenty.
Speaker 2: One okay, you put then the three cut it down
a three D three fire all right to half the thake. Claudia,
you can't dodge because you're stuned, so you take full six.
Uh Mood, you are just close enough to the blast
to see what happens here. Let's well's see how bad
it goes and called leve. Okay, you get the propel
from behind, Mood. Give me a dick.
Speaker 8: Stirty saving throw.
Speaker 3: Sure six so.
Speaker 2: Six fire damage and you were shoved forward actually right
between Eric green Tree and Dandy Wendy, And is now
Eric green Tree's turn.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, I wanted to do my uh oh my
pretending it was all intentional.
Speaker 8: Give me the okay, I would like a performance roll
all right?
Speaker 5: Uh it kind of works no matter good or bad.
But I will look at Eric and go, oh no,
you're gonna burn the boat down. Whatever will we do?
Speaker 11: Eat that shithead plenty more where I came from. Yeah,
trust me, we will be throwing them with just as
much reckless abandon.
Speaker 8: Give me an give me an insight roll there, carberre.
Speaker 5: Uh so I got a performance of eleven and an
insight of twenty seven. Okay, which is a naturally.
Speaker 2: Average like, but the moment you say that, insight wise,
Eric is freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, somebody's making a boom boom.
Speaker 2: And because that role was that high, because I think
it might have been actually on natural it was.
Speaker 8: It was in that twenty okay, you look over.
Speaker 2: So insight there, and then he looked at you left,
and Julie staring at you at her inside, is like,
I'm gonna fucking kill you. Fuck you, You're stupid, fucking like,
this is my fucking ship by one chop is a
goddamn fuck you. She says it with her eyes, of course,
because her hands are holding the steering wheel and the
ship is like this magically pearled ship. She's like, so, yeah,
that's where we're at. Eric green Tree would like to uh.
He turns to moo.
Speaker 8: He can't.
Speaker 2: So both Jeorsier and mug are in range of the spell.
He's going to command wisdom saving throw of fourteen. So
both you make a wisdom saving throw because he's casting
the spell command he's gonna tell you both to flee,
to run as far away as possible as which would
been overboard.
Speaker 3: All right, nineteen you do not flee.
Speaker 6: Eight.
Speaker 2: Uh, you guys see Jorsper on his next turn, he's
got to use his full movement to try to run overboard.
Speaker 5: That was his action, and give me I have I
have a question for you. Yes, what do we need
to roll to try and determine if we think that's
outside influencer just Gorser being jorceerer.
Speaker 2: Uh, since you had that such a natural twenty you
just saw Eric Castle's spell, so you know this isn't
a you know, he's like he's got a demon around
m's cast he's got an or, he's.
Speaker 8: Got a glowing ore around him. He's making these gestures
and pointing and things like that.
Speaker 5: So because he could easily reach the edge of the
boat and yell, I'm gonna.
Speaker 11: Fuck a Donphin or something, i'd low hole it's sexy.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, uh, without a doubt.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: He is then going to use his bonus action with
the extra effort from the demon that's inside him to
try to cast as press move move to off to
the side, and he's going to try to cast pressent
digitation to try to snuff out the fire that's slowly
building on the thing. But it's not it's only pressient digitizations.
It's not gonna work, but he's the kids, so he's
doing what he can. He's trying to snuff out that
flame before he catches. Okay, now that is the end
of his turn. Top of the order, moog, all right
or did it standis?
Speaker 6: Did you go?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 8: Okay, stand it's return sorry.
Speaker 11: Okay right. Keiber and Claudia have to exploit that if
they seem to get the gist of a of a
definitely a bluff and not just really going to beat
this fucking down. So I'm gonna get in the makes
a bit see if I can draw some attention away
from them. I'm gonna take two movement to engage super
friendly Benny Wendy, and if I have an attack you do,
then I shall draw Matilda and have at it.
Speaker 8: All right, give me an attack?
Speaker 3: Roll sixteen, Steen hits.
Speaker 8: Nine, piercing.
Speaker 2: Uh you I mean she is bent, she is twisted,
she's a sexy demon and you hit her?
Speaker 8: Uh pick an area?
Speaker 5: What like?
Speaker 2: You just stab her in one of her exposed buttocks.
Blood flies, she screams. She seems to be like she
is just more. She's a figureheaded and she's got spellcasting.
She has no way a sense of armor. She is
very open and as you hit her, uh, the ropes
that are attached to the duties party begin to quiver
and page Turner begins to fall overboard.
Speaker 8: Free trees like stop now, now now, and uh.
Speaker 2: In the next turn, page Turner is going to her
rope is going loose, and she's going to PLoP overboard
into the water.
Speaker 8: And she's still bent and contorted.
Speaker 11: So can I see that?
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, give me a perception. Let's see, it's pretty close.
So it's not gonna be a that harder roll. It's
only like five, ten to fifteen.
Speaker 11: Then contulting strip a demon in the butt cheek. Let's
see if I'm really paying attention to anything else.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a good call. That's a good call.
Speaker 3: Seven Nah, you know what you know?
Speaker 2: That's that's howful you get the stab a ten foot
tall stripper demon of the butt cheek.
Speaker 8: You know this kind of pays for itself.
Speaker 11: So haha, Well that was weird. Fowt the twitch and
then that happened in a while. Weird. Learn something you
know about yourself? Every day?
Speaker 6: Did this?
Speaker 8: This awakens something inside of me?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that is the end of your Turn's smoove.
Speaker 8: Now it's you all right, who's this one over here?
I'll hang off, hang off the edge Jack.
Speaker 3: Human cream flame blade and swing at his ropes.
Speaker 8: Uh zero zero chance of missing. He's right there.
Speaker 2: He hits, he falls, he goes overboard, and you notice
that the light around Eric behind you dims.
Speaker 3: Goodbye Jackfish, Good Mike.
Speaker 8: We could have been fried into the drink, goes Jack
Human and Eric.
Speaker 3: Uh oh and move, will turn towards Eric and smirk.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Uh jorceerer, it is uh your turn, sir.
Speaker 6: I don't really have much choice in what I'm doing.
I'm just fleeing.
Speaker 2: Right Well, you can just kind of resist the command,
and now that's your turn. You're gonna have to move,
so give me, give me a resist. You're going to
try to run. By the end of your turn, You're
gonna give me one role to try to resist it.
So you're going to run towards away from Eric.
Speaker 8: Try to run.
Speaker 2: Flee was what you were told to do, So you
flee the best of your ability. He was at a
position where that would have meant over the railing. He's
now kind of between you, so you flee as you
see fit.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna go straight north.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: It's one, two, three, four, five six yep, okay, And
can I do anything else?
Speaker 8: That's your movement. You can action to double move if
you want.
Speaker 6: I don't want. Am I compelled to?
Speaker 2: It's not the end of your turn yet. So here's
the thing. If you move, that would take you to
the very very tip of the bow of the ship,
and that's where you end up.
Speaker 6: All right, moment, But I can try to resist first.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well now you can try to overcome
the things, so I'll be a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 8: Okay, let me double check the spell, make sure it.
Speaker 6: Actually it's all right. I got a fourteen.
Speaker 2: You're fine. You've now effectively resisted it. You are the
tip of the ship. You're like, oh my god, what
I almost to doing? Look over and you see Captain
Randall Vaughan munch Rugger next year. He looked like rug,
He's all tied up.
Speaker 7: So, oh well, sorry, dude, I guess I'll I still
have an action. No, no, I just used it, right, yep,
you use your movement and around Okay, Well.
Speaker 6: I will not.
Speaker 7: Dil dough. Okay, all right, I don't need to use
my bonus action.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: That would means next on the line is I believe
it's Claudia you are you are bound?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: So you were trying to like resist the thing to
unbreak yourself from the the super yoga magic that's worked
upon you. Give me a constitution saving throw one?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Just what's with these white women and these lulu lemons?
You just break freeze, stand up like I hate and
you and boom.
Speaker 10: I'd like to think she does like a death becomes
her and like puts her snaps her head back in
it position.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh, just finished turning all the way around.
Speaker 8: Her head and her body around to it.
Speaker 9: So yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god, that was annoying.
She'd like to shoot another arrow at Eric, please.
Speaker 3: Do Here we go.
Speaker 8: Twenty four. He can't shield that.
Speaker 3: You hit the kid?
Speaker 8: Ah four five more damage so or eight?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 6: Eight?
Speaker 8: So eight more damage as well?
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: So Eric is hitting the shoulder. Ah, he's twisting his
spins like this, how it hurts anything? So he's got
an arrow stock still stick on his forehead. And Eric,
you can have a shoulder. So so Claudia shooting a
child and doing.
Speaker 8: Very well for her. So nothing has changed. Super Bendy
Wendy's turn.
Speaker 2: She just took a shot in the butt, so she's
now going to try to use her bending powers on stands.
Dan give me a constitution saving through it, sir.
Speaker 4: You know this one end well.
Speaker 11: And God.
Speaker 3: Ten, you do not make it.
Speaker 5: Sir.
Speaker 2: The powers of yoga tell you you fall to the
ground into a down where dog your feet go back, back,
back around to the back of your forehead. I send
you back in the back of your head. Your arms
are not twist around you were doing. You are in
some weird pose and you are bent in ways you
weren't meant to be.
Speaker 8: But back hasn't felt this good in a long time.
Speaker 11: Well, why can't I see my feet?
Speaker 2: You are face down, feet up over your head and
things are twisting in the wrong ways. Remember to breathe here,
you gotta breathe, honey. Let let it in like right,
your chakras a line.
Speaker 8: You got this. I believe in you.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, you're insufferable.
Speaker 8: Would you like would you like some kumbucha? I have
a lot of kombucha.
Speaker 11: Uh, I don't know what that's I don't know what
that is. But it sounds very jewels.
Speaker 8: Ry gonna annotate that the fire is growing between rounds.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, so.
Speaker 8: That is the herd turns could bear you?
Speaker 5: All right? Uh you know, I never really try it
because it just feels like it's it's never gonna work.
What the hey, I will throw my free faye touched
sleep spell into the mix and see what happens. Okay,
try to knock out Eric green Tree. He's a kid.
He can't have that many goddamn.
Speaker 2: Hit point real fast before you do that, remember, give
you an intelligen roll fast?
Speaker 5: You ready.
Speaker 8: Nine cast your spell sir?
Speaker 5: All right, I cast my sleep spell for all right,
there you go. Well that makes sense compared doesn't know
shit about humans or pointing humans or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right, Elves are immune to sleep, okay, so and all
if anyone with ancestry has advantage against it regardless. So yeah,
but elves don't sleep. Okay, that was your thing. You
want to stay put or you're good.
Speaker 5: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Julie still suffering with the wheel, You can try to
help her.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, he'll he'll throw a hand out and uh
and give it his best. Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know what give me a investigation, like just
out of the corner of your eye, let's se if
you can figure out how to like work like this
the wheel.
Speaker 8: What's the best thing you're doing?
Speaker 5: So fifteen you know what? Not bad?
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, do this, honey, makes most sense. And
you hand on the wheel and you start to guide
it between the two of you. The ship is no
longer kind of doing that waggle, that drunk waggle that
Exxon Valdez is doing. So yeah, you're kind of holding
it together to a degree. All right to stand, I believe.
Speaker 8: It's your turn. And then there's no Eric. Eric gets
to go. So Eric is going to He's upset. Now
he's hurt. He you're knocking out as people. He needs them.
Speaker 2: People said, he's gonna attack. Move move too, aldrits blastom
to moog. I got a twenty four. Sorry, yeah, twenty four.
And the second one is a fifteen that misses.
Speaker 8: So why is it not doing the damage?
Speaker 3: It says, click, I'm clicking, but.
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing's happening twelve So you take twelve four damage
and our shoved back ten.
Speaker 3: Feet shove back ten feet. Wow, almost like I wanted.
Speaker 8: To be there, so five.
Speaker 2: Actually you were like at this angle where he shoots you, you
are hanging off the edge.
Speaker 8: You're still on You're on the edge.
Speaker 2: Because like you bump up with the railing, but you
bump into just in time, he's dangled.
Speaker 3: Right there, so more like just in the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so justin time is like he's like his bound
forms like there you throw you're back in the railing
and you are you run into uh that back kit.
Speaker 8: So all right, that's Eric's thing.
Speaker 6: Move.
Speaker 2: He's going to run over here now and he is
going to take out his water skin and just like
he's like his own cup of like magic water from
the things like water and he starts.
Speaker 8: Trying to throw water under the fire which is spreading.
Speaker 2: So all right, and now it is stands turn stand
You are bound up, so can be a constitution saving
rother stand up or you can stay in this position
if you like your call.
Speaker 11: Uh well, it's not really much I can do in
this position.
Speaker 3: You can cast things.
Speaker 8: So you're stunning to actually say you go ahead and roll.
Speaker 6: Nine.
Speaker 2: Now you kind of you struggle, You kind of just
kind of roll over to the side. So you were
your feet were above you and Benderbarbacker's and you kind
of flop over the side. So and now you're staring
up at super went Biddy. Wendy's staring down at you.
She gives you a smile. This is combooches for men
and tea piss and yack, and she starts trying to
slip you this thing through one of those those bottles.
So it is with a straw Fi.
Speaker 11: Just Inhaled dorser a piss earlier on and this is
worse somehow.
Speaker 8: Top of the order, Moog, who I'd like to do, sir, Well.
Speaker 3: I'm right here, so I'll just move away from the
edge and send just in time into the drink.
Speaker 2: Sploosh, yep, you chop his ropes just in times like
I hate.
Speaker 8: You into the drink.
Speaker 1: He goes.
Speaker 8: Eric's uh his his light begins to dim just that.
Speaker 3: Much more so. Well, I mean I still had movement
left side of us, walk over to who's the next
and in line? Grassy, Oh, you have a stupid name,
because these are like you're not really like, it's not attackerles.
Speaker 8: You're just chopping yours like chopping rope.
Speaker 5: It's not hard.
Speaker 2: So if you want to send grass, you know the
drink too, you can, Oh, of course. Okay, however they
go spoo, All right, Claudia, it's your go.
Speaker 9: This child has a lot more hit points than I thought.
Speaker 11: This child has a little more hit points than a
usual child.
Speaker 8: Exactly. This child does technically outrank you guys in the levels. Yes, okay,
what you're hacking away at him? So tell you that much?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's see here she'd like to.
Speaker 9: Dash.
Speaker 10: No, wait a minute, there's no way to flank because
compar is too far away.
Speaker 9: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 10: I guess she'll just short range shoot him from this Okay,
this point?
Speaker 2: Uh that missus twelve and fourteen misses, shoots by him
and uh actually shoots past him.
Speaker 8: And nearly hits Uh. Super Bendi went because she spent
over that angle. Was like, oh, that's not nice.
Speaker 10: That would have been convenient. Can I do a bonus?
Can I do a bonus action at this point? Or
do I have to do it before?
Speaker 8: You want to do a bonus action?
Speaker 10: She just wants to dash a little bit closer to
this ring of fire over here.
Speaker 2: Also, where'd you do the other exploiting for years a
boon in area? You had to do something that the
bond that was in.
Speaker 8: Your hand.
Speaker 9: Tucket in her armpit.
Speaker 2: You know what, sure, let's go with That's when.
Speaker 8: You missed your last shot. It was like, oh, you
got in my armpit.
Speaker 9: Show she's hoping to move right here?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 8: Okay, go for it?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 9: Good, that's all okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, you've taken explosive to a very to a high
heat situation.
Speaker 8: Love this all right? It was you? Then I believe
it is super Bendy. Wendy's turn.
Speaker 2: Super bend Wendy is going to see Moog what he's doing,
and she's going to shift up this direction.
Speaker 8: And are you regreing with the constitution saving throw?
Speaker 3: All right? Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 8: Fourteen.
Speaker 2: You feel the power of yoga compel you your body
like you're going to this warrior stance. You go up
on one leg, your arms go above you. You hold it,
you hold it, and then all of a sudden, like
you feel like your legs go through your knees up
above your head, and it feels like you have somehow
folded in on yourself.
Speaker 8: You are now three.
Speaker 2: Feet tall somehow because of this magical yoga is compressing
your spine and you are stunned.
Speaker 3: For the moment. Moog received worse beatings from his father
growing up, and Moog enjoyed those. All right, it's just then.
Speaker 8: Now I'm going to go with Eric green Trees turn he.
Speaker 6: Sees Wait, didn't he have it?
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's your turn? Sorry, Geor sorry?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 8: Yeah you sorry?
Speaker 6: Bed?
Speaker 7: All right, good because uh yeah, Georgia has taking no chances.
I'm wearing an adorable dress, I have a womp and
dildo in my hand, ye, and there is a child
to beat with it. So I am going to use
my bonus action to misty step thirty feet towards him.
Speaker 8: Okay, right there there, Yeah, okay, wait, that's ship.
Speaker 2: That's not gonna be fine, ty ah man, all right,
I'm not gonna get to him.
Speaker 8: You got you have. You have spells.
Speaker 7: I can reach him, though I don't want to reach
him with the spell. I want to hit him with
a dildo.
Speaker 5: The art is part of it.
Speaker 11: God damn it.
Speaker 7: All right, I'm gonna use my full movement to get
as close as possible, and then yeah, I'll use a
spell like a chump.
Speaker 8: Well, you had you moved in to get closer. You
had to use your action to move so you are
now out of things unless you have a booth. All
you have his bonus action unless.
Speaker 6: You bonus a yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, that's what you're saying. God, okay, cool now, yes.
Speaker 7: All right, and uh let's see how I'll just hit
him with a with an eldritch blast.
Speaker 6: Okay, so that's an twenty all right.
Speaker 2: So you hit him in that twenty, so forced the image
of ten. So I'm gonna give you twenty four. Oh well,
so twenty fourth that he can't dodge that natural twenty.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's double damage.
Speaker 2: So that's uh, I'm gonna give him double presents.
Speaker 8: So it's twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hurt him bad. Okay, that kid spins around
in pay so it's a natural twenty. We're gonna flavor
text you want to add onto your your hit. You
hit him really hard with the spell. Bam, what do
you want him to do?
Speaker 6: I want his pants to fall off?
Speaker 5: Uh? He's consistent.
Speaker 2: He is consistent and as elf children go, who are
again forty plus years and human years. So okay, he
spins and his his uh uh uh, he trips buckle,
something falls in his his pants fall around his ankles,
and you know his fortunately, his underwear is his pant
his under underloons are still in place, and he is
he is pants around the ankle. Child there, please don't.
Speaker 8: Come after us, all right? So I believe it's now
Eric green Trees turn. He sees that, sees as you
just did.
Speaker 5: Very angry.
Speaker 8: He's going to fire off. You know, let's you know,
what can.
Speaker 2: He do with you? You know, he's just gonna cumpt smacking.
He's got to sort out out. He's only his three
half move with his choppy steps because his pants around
his ankles.
Speaker 5: He's got.
Speaker 8: Oh god, Sam, he did, he did all right?
Speaker 2: Actions he has his weapon. So he is going to
attack you with a natural twenty.
Speaker 6: So uh so.
Speaker 2: You take eleven damage on the first hit, okay, and
its second swing thirteen.
Speaker 8: You are wearing a dress, so.
Speaker 7: That yes, barely. I got an armor class of twelve.
Speaker 2: Well that's because you're wearing other What are you wearing
to have that twelve?
Speaker 6: By the way, nothing, I never wear anything.
Speaker 8: How is that possible?
Speaker 6: Bonus?
Speaker 8: Okay, fair enough for an additional six. So you take
in a total of yeah, seventeen naturally slippery seventeen piercing damages.
Speaker 2: Eric Greenrey has just stabtu twice with a short sword.
That seems to be true.
Speaker 5: It is insane how much Georser has survived with a
twelve ace.
Speaker 2: Right, and now he's going to bonus action, misty step Uh,
let me see where's he gonna go? Right here, and
he's gonna hold his sort above stance head like like
get back, jump overboard now or this man dies.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 6: I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
Speaker 7: Oh man, that old geezer's not getting the way us.
Speaker 11: Can't he have made a terrible decision. I am mostly
already dead.
Speaker 5: You know, I would love if it's canon that we
all just break out laughing.
Speaker 8: What it is? I think even Stan who stunned, like
stand with your term by the way.
Speaker 2: To break free, you got to give me a you
gotta beat You had to roll constitution saving throw and
beat their spell.
Speaker 11: Ah constitution.
Speaker 8: Not there, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm never gonna roll hide in a fifteen?
Speaker 8: Did your roll fifteen before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: Ricked it? I'm definitely never gonna roll in the fifteen.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is the demon from hell who's like, here's a job. Like,
but I'll say that you've tried your mouth can move
I'll give you that.
Speaker 8: You are No, you're not. You're can at least talk.
I'll give you that. So there's I think you want
to say your mouth is free.
Speaker 11: Well, at that case I can cast a vicious mockery.
Speaker 6: You can.
Speaker 11: It's saying like you are, with those pants around your ankles,
your tiny little elf bomb hanging out, you are the
least threatening the person I have ever seen. And if
I should die right now, I'm gonna die laughing at you.
Speaker 8: All right, So give me a spell. That's a spell attack, right,
psychic damage.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm used it at it's.
Speaker 3: Quite a hit.
Speaker 11: DC of Wisdom fourteen if not takes eight damage and
missus his next or gets disadvantage on his next attack
with some.
Speaker 2: Saving thrill eight missus, sorry, sorry, he takes eight psychic
damn all right, his head hurts. He little el boy
rolls his head back in immense pain, staggers back a
little bit, and he he's not looking good. He is
looking pretty hurt. So he's got a narrow in his
forehead and arr and his shoulder pants are on the ankles,
bleeding from the nose.
Speaker 8: With psychic damnag just at him with and.
Speaker 2: Realized that like his things like I'm going to hurt
this old man and no one cares, and everything he
planned to.
Speaker 8: Do to hurt me failing badly, boun.
Speaker 2: So through no fault of his, through all the proper
planning of er green Tree. He is not counted on
the apathy, the inability, and the combustibility of the dicey bastards.
And that's what we're gonna leave this semester.
Speaker 5: Yeah, truly, this this kid did not know what he
was biting off with, fighting on these grounds.
Speaker 3: I know I'll use their humanity against them.
Speaker 5: Oh bloody.
Speaker 2: So on behalf of Rick Waalatary see whether World, Drew Hayes,
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