WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.839 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 2 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:04.719 Oh Graham, don't don't be so down. 3 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:05.679 I'm not so down. 4 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:07.400 It's just, you know, this has been a tough week, 5 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:09.679 you know, stuff for us here on the show, and 6 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:13.080 then obviously the election weighs heavily on a lot of us. 7 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:16.440 And I don't know what it is. It's gonna I'm 8 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:17.000 in a rut. 9 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.600 And I feel like our whole building right now is 10 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:20.760 everyone I talk to her on the building, everybody's in 11 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:22.519 a rut. We we got to figure out a way 12 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:23.480 to dig ourselves out. 13 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:24.399 Of this coffee. 14 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:25.320 I'm gonna try that. 15 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:28.800 Let's try a hot coffee, chubby job. 16 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:33.439 And now I burn my tongue. 17 00:00:34.039 --> 00:00:35.920 And then when I burned my tongue, I kicked my 18 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:37.439 foot out and I stub my toe. 19 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:39.759 This is the worst week ever. 20 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:41.520 Let's see the first talk back of the day that 21 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.520 I think I might have an explanation for why things 22 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:44.320 are going bad. 23 00:00:44.679 --> 00:00:47.320 Sure, hey, JV Show, it's not from San Diego. 24 00:00:47.759 --> 00:00:49.439 So imagine getting. 25 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.679 Ready to celebrate your birthday and then a bomb gets 26 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:55.039 dropped on you. Yeah that was my yesterday right there. 27 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:58.640 So yeah, fun birthday. Who gives a fart? But Anyways, 28 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:01.759 I like the fact that you guys kept it real yesterday. 29 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:04.439 I really appreciate it. Always brings a smell on my face. 30 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:06.680 So thank you for being who you guys are. And 31 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.159 I think I need some grand gifts to put a 32 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:12.120 smile on my face. So I got to find where 33 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:12.439 they're at. 34 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:14.879 Anyway, bye, Okay, lots of unpack here. 35 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.480 First of all, what do you think the bomb was 36 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:20.239 that was dropped on his birthday? 37 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:22.760 You think it was like some relationship. 38 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:27.159 I mean that's generally where mine goes, that you find 39 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:29.640 out your person's cheating on you or something. 40 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.879 I mean that's a bomb. Yeah, dropped. 41 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.640 Oh you were adopted? 42 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:36.879 Okay, that would be a bomb. 43 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:40.480 Whoa Okay, any other theories out there? 44 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:42.799 Oh no, okay. 45 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:47.519 Secondly, obviously happy birthday, Yes there's that. And then third, 46 00:01:47.519 --> 00:01:50.000 he said he needs some gram gifts in his life. 47 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.159 I think you can get them on Twitter. He just 48 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:54.359 search Graham g Show. 49 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:58.120 Now you found them in my message? No Twitter? Oh 50 00:01:58.239 --> 00:02:00.560 never mind, I have a good Google phone. 51 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:03.120 If you search your gifts on text messages, there I 52 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:05.439 found I found someone there. They always cheer put a 53 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:08.840 smile on my face. The problem is people don't know 54 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:10.800 how to spell my name. So we should probably go 55 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:12.840 over that because people are my dms all the time 56 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:15.680 with g R a M or Grandma or g r 57 00:02:15.879 --> 00:02:19.680 a h m. It's none of those. It's g R a. 58 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:20.400 H a M. 59 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.360 G Graham. 60 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:24.439 It's a Graham. If you type it wrong, you probably not. 61 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:28.520 Can't get them giving Graham. Enjoy your Graham, all right, 62 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:31.560 So here's why you might be feeling a little off Graham. Okay, 63 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:34.479 mercury is in retro shade. 64 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:39.039 Oh my, don't, Oh my gosh, you don't even know. 65 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:42.479 No, this was the thing. It's the it's the two 66 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:45.680 weeks before and after. The mercury is in retrograde, so 67 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:47.759 it's like leading up to the retrograde, but it's in 68 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:53.199 retro shade. Somewhat. Feel the effects, like the anxiety that 69 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:56.520 can happen in the workplace or with looming x'es, or 70 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.520 just feeling more emotional. I have that, yeah, and just 71 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:00.960 you know, feeling. 72 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:04.080 And duck and dropping a bunch of things, like you know, 73 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:05.439 yesterday I dropped. 74 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:06.159 The paper slid. 75 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:07.759 You always drop stuff. 76 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:12.479 Oh, I know, it's been happening more. And even Jess 77 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:15.520 is like, oh my god, it's mercury. Retrograded. No, it's 78 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:17.280 a retro shade. 79 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:20.280 Because every time something goes wrong, I mean, I have 80 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.479 to peel back the curtain. Legitimately, I'm not this is 81 00:03:22.479 --> 00:03:25.319 not a joke. Anytime something is going wrong around here, 82 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:28.719 these ladies immediately go to Google. The search is mercury 83 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:31.479 and retrograde, as if that is the only reason that 84 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:36.120 things could ever go wrong. Look, and this time you 85 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:40.240 might be right because everything's going wrong everything, thank you. 86 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:41.840 And it's only going to get worse because it goes 87 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:44.560 into retrograde on the twenty fifth, don't Okay, So we 88 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:46.719 have to from now to the twenty fifth time for 89 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:48.199 your thanks Giving travel to be. 90 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:50.520 In the shade. Right now, we're just basking in the 91 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.159 retro shade. Yes, we're in the shade till the twenty 92 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:54.960 fifth and there goes full retrograde. 93 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:56.520 Dude, then we are screwing. 94 00:03:56.599 --> 00:03:59.000 No, you think on the twenty fifth things could get 95 00:03:59.000 --> 00:03:59.879 worse than this week? 96 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:04.080 That that's not it's hard to believe, but it could. 97 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:07.840 Sweak's the worst the JV show on Wild ninety four 98 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:08.919 nine base umber. 99 00:04:08.759 --> 00:04:09.599 One hit music station. 100 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:14.159 Guys, I think her sponsorship or partnership whatever it was 101 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:17.319 with Samsung is over. So Sabrina Carpenter. 102 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:19.480 For a long time, I didn't even know she had one. 103 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:22.839 Well, she would never take pictures. Let's say, if she 104 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:24.920 was at one of her shows and a fan handed 105 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:27.319 her phone to take a selfie with her, she would 106 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.439 not hold the phone if it was an iPhone because 107 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:32.079 she just was staying true to her partnership. 108 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:33.160 Whack that sung. 109 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:36.480 But now people are like, wait a second, I think 110 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:38.800 this might be over because she posted some pictures recently, 111 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.759 like with an iPhone, with an iPhone, so she's on 112 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:43.720 our side, no welcome. 113 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:45.560 She switched silent for the iPhone. 114 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:51.759 Yes, oh my god, Happy Thursday. We are the JV Show. 115 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:54.639 I'm Selena, I'm and I'm Jess. Right now, it's time. 116 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:58.759 Four the four things you need to heads up on 117 00:04:58.879 --> 00:04:59.720 to start your day. 118 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:03.920 It is time, okay Today Starbucks is bringing back their 119 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:07.680 holiday menu, so yes, that means the holiday. God, this 120 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:09.879 is actually exciting. The holiday cups are back. There are 121 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:13.199 five new ones featuring this year's theme, Merrier Together, so 122 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:15.480 all your favorite holiday drinks are back, as well as 123 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:20.079 a new refresher, the cran Mary Orange Refresher. I get it. 124 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:22.279 No, don't try it again. 125 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:27.480 That's it, cran Mary Cranberry. 126 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:30.240 Oh sud all right. 127 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.639 The Golden State Warriors marched into Boston yesterday and beat 128 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.720 the defending world champions. Curry scored twenty seven points in 129 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.920 the win over the Celtics. The Warriors are now seven 130 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.000 and one on the season, and they continue their road 131 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.759 trip tomorrow night in Cleveland against the Calves. 132 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:44.000 Go dumb, dumb. 133 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:46.680 The weather will continue in the mid seventies, and thankfully 134 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.639 we don't have to worry about crazy wins today. Marina 135 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:52.199 is expected on Veterans Day, which is this upcoming Monday, 136 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.399 So get those umbrellas ready, dude. 137 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:56.680 Slinn of the drive across the Bay Bridge yesterday and 138 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.360 the way home, Sketchy, I almost got blown off. 139 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:01.920 Like you did. Real I didn't notice. I think I 140 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:02.399 was sleeping. 141 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:10.959 Just rock, yeah, gentle, just a gentle rock Virgo besties. 142 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:14.360 Your day today is a seven, but it could get worse. 143 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:16.800 Watch out, don't overdo things physically. 144 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:20.360 Make sure you go slow today, avoid accident or injury. 145 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:25.240 Prioritize your health, avoid toxic inputs, and nurture your energy 146 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:26.199 and wellness today. 147 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:28.560 Just go out with a bunch of bubble wrap around you. 148 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.319 Look out for the mercury redshoche that is happening. 149 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:36.040 J Show is feeling those effects and I hate it 150 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:36.399 all right. 151 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:39.639 Have you guys heard of returnless refunds? 152 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:40.199 No? 153 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:47.040 Does that mean a lot of major retailers, Amazon, Target, Walmart. 154 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:49.639 You go to return something like if you bought it 155 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:53.959 online or whatever, and sometimes if it makes sense, they're like, 156 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.240 here's your refund. Don't even worry about returning it. 157 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:57.839 Oh yeah, that happens all the time. 158 00:06:57.879 --> 00:07:00.160 Now this has happened to you. 159 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.319 What do you tell it happens all the time. 160 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:04.199 It happens to me. I don't ever go out of 161 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:06.199 my way to actually like return anything. 162 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:07.399 Well, that's your problem. 163 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:09.360 But any and if I knew I can get something 164 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:11.759 for free and my money bag, of course I would 165 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:12.079 do it. 166 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:15.399 Look, if it's a low priced item on Amazon, the 167 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:18.600 cost that it takes for them to restock the thing 168 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:22.959 and process it and stuff is instantly outweighed by the 169 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:25.720 cost of the thing half the time. If they if 170 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:27.920 it's something real cheap, they've sent you the wrong size, 171 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:30.800 or you need to exchange something, They're just like, just 172 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:33.879 keep it, We'll just fine, Yeah, just mail you a 173 00:07:33.959 --> 00:07:34.399 new one. 174 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:36.560 That's what they're saying, like, if you bought like let's say, 175 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:39.040 with a T shirt or whatever that you know, it 176 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:41.759 would cost more to pay for shipping and handling to 177 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:43.839 get that back. And then there's the cost of single 178 00:07:43.879 --> 00:07:46.480 use items like the packaging and the plastic and all that. 179 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:49.120 Like they just trying, yeah, just keep that. We're just 180 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:50.879 gonna send you in, you in just because it's cheaper. 181 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.439 So now you get too I mean, just think about that. 182 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:55.759 I mean, that's crazy that we've gotten to a point 183 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:59.879 in manufacturing stuff that yes, it caught it outweighs the 184 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.600 cost and just send you a new one rather than 185 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:06.000 take an actual item that was made in a factory 186 00:08:06.120 --> 00:08:09.879 somewhere by machines and humans, then put into and then 187 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.360 shipped to a distributor like Amazon. 188 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:14.399 And then shipped to you. By the time it gets like, 189 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:19.319 no that this thing costs that little. That is easy. 190 00:08:19.399 --> 00:08:20.040 It doesn't matter. 191 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:23.120 So Graham, are you like a constant, Like. 192 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:29.839 Nope, But sometimes I'll order stuff like I don't know, 193 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:32.519 for the house, and it's the wrong sized thing, you know, 194 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:35.879 you know, box of screws or something any and if 195 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:38.879 it's some cheap thing, that's or if it's an item 196 00:08:38.960 --> 00:08:41.519 that's damaged. That happens to a lot of people. It's 197 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:43.679 an item that's damaged. They don't what are they going 198 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:45.080 to do with it? They don't want it back, so 199 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:46.799 they're just like, oh, we'll just mail you a new one. 200 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:48.720 Well this thing or yeah, it's. 201 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:50.919 Just you hear that say your item is damaged. 202 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:53.639 If it was a low priced item and you said 203 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:55.720 it was damaged or there was a stain on it 204 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:57.799 or something, it was a fashion thing, I'm pretty sure 205 00:08:57.799 --> 00:08:58.879 they're not going to want it back. 206 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:01.600 I think they just say Also, it doesn't It doesn't 207 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:04.320 always work. That's why these companies don't like publicize it 208 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:06.919 to talk about it, you know, a lot, because sometimes 209 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:08.600 they do it, sometimes they don't. They don't they don't 210 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:10.080 want people taking advantage of it. 211 00:09:10.159 --> 00:09:13.159 How they would they make I'm assuming they make you 212 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.600 like jump through hoops to do all this because the 213 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:19.000 return process for some websites is always so long and 214 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:21.600 submit a picture and all of this. And sometimes it's like, 215 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:23.080 what if I didn't even get the package, how am. 216 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:24.799 I supposed to submit a picture of the package? You 217 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.639 ever see do you see that online? Somebody orders door 218 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:30.799 Dosh and they like send a picture explaining your problem 219 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:32.879 with them with their hands, like, look, nothing is here. 220 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:37.320 You're standing on their front porch. Here's me food picture. 221 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:38.600 There's none in. 222 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:42.759 Here anywhere picture proving your package didn't arrive. Okay, there 223 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:43.080 it is. 224 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:44.960 But maybe they just still do want to see that, 225 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:47.240 because then they go okay because their driver took a 226 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:50.320 picture on somebody's front porch of the food, and then 227 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:53.039 they go, oh, you're if you were standing on that 228 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:55.080 exact front porch they made wait wait wait, wait, wait 229 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:55.519 a minute. 230 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:56.000 Interesting. 231 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:58.480 That's a good point, Cheesey Gordiina crunches are hiding inside 232 00:09:58.519 --> 00:09:59.360 somewhere you're trying to. 233 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:01.639 Get over on us. I love that. 234 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:05.120 Yeah, I'm less likely to make a return unless it's 235 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:08.840 unless it's something damaged, because then I'm really mad. If 236 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.080 i'm if it just doesn't fit right, I'm like, oh 237 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:11.840 it takes to me. 238 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:13.000 Maybe I'll grow into it. 239 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:15.000 Yea day, I'll use it for something else. 240 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:17.480 To your guys point, though, I hate the return process. 241 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.559 While it is easier now because you can just drop 242 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:22.799 something for a lot of Amazon stuthing, you just dropping it, 243 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:25.480 like Whole Foods or something, they've made that part easier. 244 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:27.200 But if i had to find a box and the 245 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:30.080 tape and then figure out where to tape the label. 246 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:30.279 Thing. 247 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:32.960 I'm not I can't do it, go stand in line 248 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:33.759 at the post office. 249 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:36.840 Yeah, and for that reason, I'm out, I can't do it. 250 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:38.879 Coming up next on the JV Show, we're going to 251 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:41.960 talk about one of the new iPhone features and of 252 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:45.200 course people are like using and abusing it because we're 253 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:48.840 just people that to that. It's actually kind of hilarious. 254 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:50.200 I'm gonna explain next year. 255 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:53.440 On Wild the JV Show. On Wild ninety four nine. 256 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:58.200 Makeup hair care products on Amazon. If you get it, 257 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.519 even if it's not damage, they'll just tell you to 258 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:04.720 keep it in order what you want. Have a great day, guys, 259 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:05.480 love listening to you. 260 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:09.559 We were talking about returnless refunds. Retailer is saying, Okay, 261 00:11:09.559 --> 00:11:10.960 you want to return this, you know what, just keep it. 262 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:12.519 We're gonna give your money back anyways. 263 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:14.559 That makes sense on makeup. 264 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:17.799 And stuff, right, you didn't okay, you tried it out, 265 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:19.720 you used it, you smeared it around on your face, 266 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:22.000 you're bad or whatever, your fright, and then. 267 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.399 You they don't know. That's the thing. 268 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:24.080 They don't know. 269 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.039 They don't know what this makeup's been wiped on. You 270 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:29.120 opened it, you didn't like it, keep it and that 271 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:29.840 is good. 272 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:33.279 No, thank you for that talk bag. Really quick, before 273 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:37.159 we get to this new iPhone feature that people are misusing. 274 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:39.000 I need you guys to go to Jamie Morning Shows 275 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:41.960 Instagram right now, go to our story. I know because 276 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:45.039 this woman fell asleep with fake tanning on, which. 277 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:45.799 You never do. 278 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:49.360 She woke up eight hours later and she had turned 279 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:52.200 a deep dark green coat, so she. 280 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:53.919 Wasn't like in a tanning bed. 281 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:57.759 No, she had put on some fake ten on. She 282 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:00.480 goes to sleep, wakes up eight hours later and is like, 283 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:01.879 oh my gosh, I am. 284 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:02.960 Going would you do this? 285 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.720 This is not this is a it is she in 286 00:12:06.799 --> 00:12:07.320 black face? 287 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.039 I hope not. No, this is fake nose, like all 288 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:12.080 over her hands and stuff too. 289 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:14.039 And then she shared a video after when she had 290 00:12:14.120 --> 00:12:16.440 like showered multiple times trying to get it off. 291 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:18.200 And it had gone down a little bit. 292 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:19.879 Oh my god. 293 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:24.639 But you know what, I can sympathize with her because 294 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:27.759 although I have never fake ten anytime I'm waiting for 295 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:30.120 like some sort of face mask or something, it feels 296 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:32.720 like if it's just ten minutes, it's the longest ten 297 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:36.600 minutes ever, so I can imagine her just laying down 298 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:38.879 for a quick minute, falling asleep. 299 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:41.600 But like even those faked Tanner creams. I don't know 300 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:44.120 if you've ever had to use one gram but like 301 00:12:44.320 --> 00:12:46.200 I have, it's it's always a hitter. Miss. 302 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:49.840 Did they just continually get darker and darker the longer 303 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:50.440 you leave mom? 304 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:52.519 Some of them do what. 305 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:53.600 Happened if she slept? 306 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:57.240 If she slept for twice as long, for sixteen hours, Well, 307 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:58.440 what did it look like? 308 00:12:58.639 --> 00:12:58.840 Yeah? 309 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.799 Just like a match darkness like you. 310 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:04.879 But I and I think it also depends like you 311 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:09.879 might end up waking up orange. She's more like greenish. 312 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:14.120 Yeah, I was gonna say, usually they get oranger if 313 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:18.120 they have more of an orange tint hers hersus Hers 314 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:20.000 is not do you go to work? 315 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:20.759 You guys? 316 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:23.480 If this was you, no, what are you gonna just 317 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:25.679 take it? You're gonna take multiple sick days because this 318 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:26.720 is gonna take a while. 319 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:27.600 To get back to normal. 320 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:29.480 Right you're staying home doing the show. No, I would 321 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:32.759 just put makeup on. It's not gonna match that color. 322 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:35.759 Making over it to cover it be like. 323 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:36.679 A full time face. 324 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:40.080 You'd have to start with a full. Last thing I 325 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:41.639 would do is come here with you Dill Holds to 326 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:44.519 roast me on the air, So I'm not showing my face. 327 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:48.799 Legendary do this, So check it out. 328 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:51.799 JAB Morning Show. Why aren't you following us on Instagram yet? 329 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:52.519 It's a good question. 330 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:57.559 Okay. So iPhone users are loving the new gen moji 331 00:13:57.679 --> 00:13:59.919 feature on iPhones. This is available on the new I 332 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:01.919 phone or I guess the latest update, even though I 333 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:03.600 had thought I had the latest update and I don't 334 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:05.559 have this yet. Do you know what emoji is? 335 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:08.159 I thought it was where you can create your own emojis. 336 00:14:08.279 --> 00:14:10.919 Yes, okay, So you go like you're gonna send a 337 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:13.480 text message and then you go to search for whatever 338 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.879 emoji you want to use, and if it's not available, 339 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:18.559 it will then prompt you like, hey, do you want 340 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:21.200 to create this new emoji? And everyone is saying like yes, 341 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:27.360 And they are creating like sexually suggestive ones with like 342 00:14:27.639 --> 00:14:32.399 peaches and stuff like that. They are creating like gun emojis, 343 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:34.639 which they didn't have that before, and now you have 344 00:14:34.679 --> 00:14:37.000 to do now is type in whatever type of like 345 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:40.799 hunting gear or gun. And they're creating everything everything they 346 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:43.440 had banned before. People are just creating, so nothing is 347 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:46.279 off limits. Not yet. I mean, the more people do this, 348 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.159 I think they're gonna catch on obviously and like ban 349 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.159 certain phrases and emojis from being created. 350 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:53.360 But I think they'd already have that safeguard in place, 351 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:57.399 right there was like people doing things to peaches. 352 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:02.639 And no, come on and zigg plants. 353 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:07.240 Oh I love egg I love peaches, me too, like 354 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:07.919 peaches more. 355 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.360 But I mean, we should have known this was gonna happen. 356 00:15:11.399 --> 00:15:14.279 I know, just because that's just what humans do. We're 357 00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:14.840 just gross. 358 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:17.720 I know, things devolve so quickly. It takes about ten 359 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:18.960 seconds for a human building. 360 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:19.440 You know how. 361 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:20.759 I can ruin this thing, watch. 362 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.960 This, and they do it exactly by the time I 363 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:23.600 update my phone. 364 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:24.759 This is not even gonna be about I. 365 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:27.759 Want to I do want to try it. So that's 366 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:30.480 the gen moji feature. If anybody does want to try that, 367 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:35.039 I I don't have an sorry, Graham is out of 368 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:35.639 the conversation. 369 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:38.279 No, because I don't use emojis to begin with, so 370 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:39.519 I'll be sleeping. 371 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.799 Just no sense. You use gifts but not emojis. 372 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:46.960 I use gifts like very sparingly, like one maybe every 373 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.480 you know how some people. Everything is a gift. I 374 00:15:49.639 --> 00:15:51.799 use one maybe once every four months, So. 375 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:54.440 Why not throw in an emoji just once in a while. 376 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:58.879 But gifts can actually be funny emojis, Like, eh, some's 377 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.360 a smiley face, Like what am I doing with that? 378 00:16:01.559 --> 00:16:02.159 That doesn't do anything? 379 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:02.879 You're showing emotion. 380 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:03.759 Yeah, it's just a better. 381 00:16:03.639 --> 00:16:06.720 Way to gift, Like somebody actually might get a laugh. 382 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:06.960 Out of it. 383 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:07.879 Okay, I get that. 384 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:11.240 Gifts are definitely number one, but way better. Yeah, but 385 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:14.279 one day, Graham, one day you'll look back. 386 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:15.799 Maybe I don't think you will. 387 00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:20.039 I've made it this far. The JV Show on Wild 388 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:21.159 ninety four nine. 389 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:24.440 We were just talking about returnless refunds retailers saying, hey, 390 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.559 you can keep whatever you want to return. Here's your 391 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:27.000 money back. 392 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:28.519 Anyways, Hey, JV. 393 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:34.240 Show, as an insider who works for the company, don't 394 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.360 do it too often. You'll get put on the naughty 395 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:39.279 list and you won't. 396 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:40.600 Be able to order anything. 397 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:43.840 Oh can you imagine you do too many returns and 398 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:46.679 you're like, yes, I found a loophole. They're just crediting 399 00:16:46.759 --> 00:16:49.039 me back and I get to order another thing, and 400 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.519 then they're like, guess what, now you can't order anything. 401 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:54.080