Speaker 1: One on one point three Katie w B with Fallon
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Speaker 1: a selfie with Maui.
Speaker 3: You're sick.
Speaker 1: I don't you're you're I see you work you he's
Speaker 1: wearing a low cut shirt today.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get it in with Maui.
Speaker 2: Dude, I would hold this, I would.
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Speaker 2: What's your bonus?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: What do you get quarterly? Let me know it's a
Speaker 2: tear well, let's hear it laid out five three nine too.
Speaker 2: One of the text line text me your bonus really quick?
Speaker 2: What do you got yearly, month, quarterly, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess a lot of people no longer even
Speaker 1: have bonuses.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of fast food managers who have bonuses.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: It was't that crazy. I've never even thought about that.
Speaker 1: I think it's great to have a bonus structure in
Speaker 1: place for people.
Speaker 2: My neighbor, My neighbor came home with a bonus yesterday.
Speaker 2: My outside I'm like, hey, so, oh dude, you got
Speaker 2: all the male in the world's making a short, you know,
Speaker 2: just a dumb joke, right, how much time you got?
Speaker 1: Five saw them slowly with your stories. I think you
Speaker 1: are the neighbor that sits out and watches all the time.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I'm sorry, I like fresh air.
Speaker 3: Yeh, me too.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, yeah, dude, I got a bonus.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, that's pretty cool, and then he
Speaker 2: proceeds to open it up. I'm like, well this is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was gonna get a front row seat to your bonus.
Speaker 1: Did you ask, well, what is it?
Speaker 3: Or did you wait?
Speaker 2: He started opening it up and I cried a little bit.
Speaker 2: I was like, let's see what that is. Open it up.
Speaker 1: This is that bonus.
Speaker 2: Daddy didn't check out that puppy. What's in there? And
Speaker 2: he opens it up? It's a BK meal cube bon
Speaker 2: just one company, wy just one? They got one meal?
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 1: The movie Christmas Vacation? Remember the Jelly of the Month club.
Speaker 2: He was immediately so mad.
Speaker 1: Did he like do the thing where you comedically lift
Speaker 1: the envelope over and shake it as everything else comes out, and.
Speaker 2: He was like, dude, two years ago we were going
Speaker 2: like five thousand dollars yearly. Now what's gone down to
Speaker 2: a whopper? I'm not even getting a listen.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to rip on burger King, because I
Speaker 1: burking is great, but also like, couldn't you couldn't you
Speaker 1: have sprung for culvers.
Speaker 6: It's a.
Speaker 2: Point, dude, if you're a dozen eggs, I mean, if
Speaker 2: you're a company out here. Just like one year my wife,
Speaker 2: my wife got a little package and it was just
Speaker 2: a Reese's cup. I know, like the sentiment, like I
Speaker 2: get it, but like, just don't even do anything.
Speaker 1: Else, don't even bother.
Speaker 2: I understand you want to do like and it's not
Speaker 2: up to like the manager obviously, but it's like just
Speaker 2: don't even I mean, it's just bad.
Speaker 1: Do you know how? First of all, hitting a bonus,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it is at your work. It's difficult,
Speaker 1: Like here, it's hard to hit bonuses. But then if
Speaker 1: I actually hit a bonus, which to hit a bonus
Speaker 1: means you probably put in a lot of hard work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you made the company money.
Speaker 1: Now, that doesn't mean the company isn't still basically in
Speaker 1: the hole, but you like help them stay a little
Speaker 1: bit higher in the hole, right exactly, And they give
Speaker 1: you a beat, they give you some beca cubes bro.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: First of all, knowing me, you know me, Colt, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think my reaction would be if I
Speaker 1: Heart sent me a beak? First of all, I love
Speaker 1: col versus most but they sent me a BK gift card.
Speaker 3: What do you think my reaction would be?
Speaker 2: I think you would get the meal and you would
Speaker 2: bring it into one of the boss's desk. You'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and you would eat it nonchalantly and just
Speaker 2: wait for them to like, you know, realize what you're doing,
Speaker 2: passively being yeah, this is cool, right, you know me
Speaker 2: so well, I really do.
Speaker 1: But I would say other things. I'd be like, it's
Speaker 1: so delicious. This should definitely pay my mortgage like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, casual? All right, lits.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's get you your keyers so you can go
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Speaker 1: Luther l U t h E R to five three
Speaker 1: nine two one.
Speaker 2: Katie W b y on one one three Kate, it's the.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable story of the day. On one on one. Have
Speaker 1: you ever gotten revenge on an X?
Speaker 2: I left her at a gas station one time?
Speaker 3: To have they ever destroyed any of her property?
Speaker 2: Na?
Speaker 1: No, I've never destroyed an ex's property. I think I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think. No. I mean, I've like left stuff
Speaker 1: outside for their friend to come pick up kind of thing. Well,
Speaker 1: this person didn't didn't go the same direction, chose chose
Speaker 1: a more destructive direction.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: An eighteen year old woman flow right up.
Speaker 1: And that's not surprising, right, because everything bad happens in Florida.
Speaker 1: Was arrested Wednesday after she and another sixteen year old
Speaker 1: girl were like, get.
Speaker 3: My ex's car on vandalize it.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 1: Fact, that's a crime, you know Carrie Underwood song, like
Speaker 1: the baseball bat situation, digging keys into cars, all that
Speaker 1: crimes you could. I mean, I know you hate your XLLY,
Speaker 1: just don't do it.
Speaker 3: Resist it.
Speaker 1: She was furious because he owedors seven hundred dollars. They
Speaker 1: spray painted the car, they threw eggs at it. The
Speaker 1: problem was they.
Speaker 2: Got the wrong car. Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: The car belonged to a neighbor. Can you imagine the
Speaker 3: neighbors like, what.
Speaker 1: In the hell?
Speaker 2: That's kind of fun, though not a lot of exciting
Speaker 2: stuff happens when you're an adult. So like if I
Speaker 2: came out to my car, which I don't even have one,
Speaker 2: if I came out to my bike and the tires,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, dude, who we beefing with?
Speaker 1: This is crazy? This is exciting. It gets got something
Speaker 1: new in my life. Yeah, it's better. You might think
Speaker 1: were they were they drunk? What were they doing? As
Speaker 1: the nine, eighteen and sixteen year old deputies caught them
Speaker 1: with open containers of four loco.
Speaker 3: Four loco, that's your favorite drink?
Speaker 2: Oh, dude with four loco?
Speaker 1: Still you asked me what was it two days ago? Like,
Speaker 1: did you ever mess with four locos?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not?
Speaker 2: Poor logo was awesome back in the day.
Speaker 3: Well, Evelena did so good.
Speaker 1: Evelyna went hard.
Speaker 2: Blame the kid, dude, that's four loco. You gotta blame.
Speaker 1: Well, five thousand dollars of damage was done. Evelyna was
Speaker 1: charged with the criminal mischief contributing to delinquency of a minor,
Speaker 1: possession of alcohol under twenty one oh and a d
Speaker 1: u I and the sixteen year old was charged with
Speaker 1: possession of marrishawana over twenty grams.
Speaker 2: Was it worth it? I mean five thousand dollars kind of,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: Worth it because they didn't do it to the excess car,
Speaker 1: so he has no, there was no.
Speaker 2: The ex is so happy, he's like, he's a You're
Speaker 2: so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's your unbelievable story of the day.
Speaker 2: Another really good one is this person's spray painted liar
Speaker 2: on their excess car. Yeah, but they spelled it layer.
Speaker 2: You don't know I spelled liar, right, you idiot? So good.
Speaker 1: It's been some moon now and Katiewbo.
Speaker 3: It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and.
Speaker 2: Cult on one on one point three kt WB.
Speaker 1: I am I enjoy my time with you, Cult, but
Speaker 1: I am definitely looking forward to leaving and going home
Speaker 1: and watching the new Love Is Blind episodes because it's
Speaker 1: my favorite chunk of episodes. My favorite chunk are always
Speaker 1: after the Pods, after they go to like a tropical location,
Speaker 1: they're back in town and they go to a bar
Speaker 1: and they get to meet everyone else they had been
Speaker 1: dating in the Pods. That's my favorite set of episodes
Speaker 1: because there's alcohol involved.
Speaker 3: It gets tacky and trashy.
Speaker 2: I got to get better than what it's been.
Speaker 3: Right Understate of this Century.
Speaker 2: Even if like a glass accidentally spilled over, that would
Speaker 2: be more excitement than the past trash eight episodes. Sorry,
Speaker 2: you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: So you know how like, uh, yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: was yesterday. I was saying how I saw a lot
Speaker 1: of people were kind of ripping the justin Timberlake concert,
Speaker 1: saying it was like really lazy, it felt very half assed.
Speaker 1: It was there were people were really upset he didn't
Speaker 1: do the cool stage right and we we know the
Speaker 1: reason he stopped being the cool stage is because of
Speaker 1: the imphabus meme that came out over his his tenus
Speaker 1: tenis yes, and so he got rid of that. He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't ever have this happen again, get rid of
Speaker 1: that stage. And everyone's like, well, that was like the
Speaker 1: one cool aspect of your show, bro. And he did
Speaker 1: like twelve songs from the new album rooms, like no
Speaker 1: one cares, No one cares about the album. Last time
Speaker 1: he came here to Man of the Woods, Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: get out of the Woods, go back to Sexy, back
Speaker 1: their care.
Speaker 2: They were like two songs and then at one point
Speaker 2: it was twenty minutes of him sitting around a bonfire
Speaker 2: with like just singing random Man of the Woods. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like that. But for whatever the new
Speaker 1: album is that no one even knows the name.
Speaker 2: Of, Yeah got them Yikesville.
Speaker 1: Well, he remember this was a rescheduled show he did
Speaker 1: here on the Twin Cities. He's canceled three shows around
Speaker 1: October because he had bronchitis. Now, the final show he
Speaker 1: had coming in like this, like I think was last
Speaker 1: night was Ohio. The one he'd already rescheduled, just straight
Speaker 1: up canceled it. I saw it, canceled it thirteen minutes
Speaker 1: before the show started. So everyone's already paid for parking,
Speaker 1: They're already the already bought their outfits there and paid
Speaker 1: their babysitters. And I mean, dude, at that point, just
Speaker 1: just play the backing tracks and walk through it and
Speaker 1: get it over with.
Speaker 2: It's like talk for an hour, like a Ted talk
Speaker 2: or something. Just give him something.
Speaker 1: But that does tell you though, he probably was actually
Speaker 1: sick when he was here, which is maybe why the
Speaker 1: performance wasn't as great.
Speaker 2: I get, but.
Speaker 1: If I was people in Ohio, I'd be so mad.
Speaker 1: They are you already canceled on him once and this
Speaker 1: time he's not rescheduled.
Speaker 2: Do you just have to know like before ten minutes?
Speaker 2: Like yes, you would have to know, like something's up.
Speaker 2: Send somebody out there in a JT costume at that
Speaker 2: point or something.
Speaker 1: I'm also late. He's supposed to be kicking off, you know,
Speaker 1: the next leg of his tour soon, So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: Is he just going to cancel the whole tour?
Speaker 2: Wow? Dude? Why?
Speaker 1: Speaking of Justin's the other justin Bieber, he is leaning
Speaker 1: into the gossip of him being like drugged out. He's
Speaker 1: just posting videos now, I'm just smoking right into the camera,
Speaker 1: playing songs that are like high like a fly guy
Speaker 1: in his reps, like I swore to god he's not
Speaker 1: doing drugs, and Bieber's like hell, Like now, if he's
Speaker 1: just doing little marijuana, I don't think anyone cares.
Speaker 3: They were more concerned with other things.
Speaker 2: You were hating on him because they were like, dude,
Speaker 2: Haley's just working all this time and he's just chilling
Speaker 2: with his friends. It's like he has a Spotify deal
Speaker 2: that runs like twenty years where he gets three million
Speaker 2: a month, so he's making like thirty six million dollars
Speaker 2: a year. Just yeah, he can chill like he doesn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, yeah, he's gonna be out with
Speaker 2: his friends. He's going to be doing dumb stuck because
Speaker 2: he doesn't have a job or I mean he's feeling
Speaker 2: to make a bunch of money.
Speaker 3: I mean he does have a kid.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I mean argue that's a more important
Speaker 1: job to not be doing it out doing a lot
Speaker 1: of dumb stuff and being stoned all the time.
Speaker 2: But Okay, for like eight nine hours a day anywhere. Sure,
Speaker 2: Like you know, yeah, I spent two hours chilling with
Speaker 2: the homies.
Speaker 1: But that's because they have to write. They have to
Speaker 1: be gone for eight or nine hours to work to
Speaker 1: be able to support their family. You just actively said
Speaker 1: he doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have to do that.
Speaker 2: He's just hanging out.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean he shouldn't. He can afford to have nanny,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he shouldn't have him, doesn't mean he needs
Speaker 1: to spend every waking moment with the kid. And we
Speaker 1: don't know what he is doing, but I was just
Speaker 1: reminding you he does have a kid.
Speaker 2: I just have a lot of beaver fever at the moment.
Speaker 1: Dude, I know you're number one elect that Please play
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber's Beauty.
Speaker 2: And a Beat that was my top song and Alexa
Speaker 2: right now right down like five here.
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Speaker 2: Let me live through you, baby, what you got? You
Speaker 2: got two thousand comments, six thousand some I thought some
Speaker 2: of the other day that eight thousand, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what do you what are you doing?
Speaker 1: They probably no offense, They probably don't use turbo tax.
Speaker 1: They probably go to an actual tax person. That's your
Speaker 1: first problem.
Speaker 2: Cult feels a little shady though a little bit right.
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how much money they make, et cetera.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of reasons you could begin that
Speaker 1: kind of taxes. There the questions I have, that's why
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Speaker 6: Sucks.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who trains martial arts?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know by'd you look at me
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 1: Every time we take turns writing these and every time
Speaker 1: Cult writes them, I know he's just looking out for
Speaker 1: him to get answers for his life, which makes me
Speaker 1: think that he wants to know about getting into martial arts.
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to know, like, how many people
Speaker 2: have you choked out? Have you had it? Had to
Speaker 2: do it? If you could do a triangle choke on me?
Speaker 2: What in which position would you in?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I have a lot of questions about this. So if
Speaker 2: you train martial arts or maybe you're a boxer, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know why not? Yeah, dude, you gotta stay
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Speaker 1: Anyone listening who is getting a fat tax return? Got
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Speaker 1: and pro MMA fighter and now partner of Ignite Fights.
Speaker 1: I'll hook them up with tickets to our next show,
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Speaker 3: Can we get cold in the ring?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I feel like I can handle my own a little bit. Right,
Speaker 2: I've watched UFC times.
Speaker 1: I'm not even we're gonna go to the phone. Which
Speaker 1: category do you fall into?
Speaker 2: I think you got a like a fat tax return?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: I am getting over eighteen thousand a talk, is what
Speaker 5: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Got so horned out?
Speaker 2: Why children do you have?
Speaker 8: I have four kids?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: That makes it okay?
Speaker 8: Income tax credit to child tax credit. I bought my
Speaker 8: own homes.
Speaker 6: I qualify for the first time home buyers credit.
Speaker 8: Mary, so I got the marriage text.
Speaker 2: So what are you? What are you going to spend
Speaker 2: all your moneys on? What are you gonna do with
Speaker 2: eighteen thousand dollars? You can buy me a house.
Speaker 4: Eighteen thousand while we're going to take our yearly trip
Speaker 4: to Florida, which.
Speaker 5: Is a three week trip, going to fence in our backyard.
Speaker 8: We're going to build our fire pit oasis, and gonna
Speaker 8: play your own.
Speaker 2: For the kids. You know what I'm gonna do with
Speaker 2: my taxes?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Minnesota, check for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: A great question, do you have a tax person or
Speaker 1: do you use Turbo tax or one of those?
Speaker 4: I do eight in our box for free, so I know.
Speaker 2: She knows I'm going to hit you up. Thank you
Speaker 2: the info. Hello, Katie, w to be this category you fall.
Speaker 8: Into the tax return?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Working with Well.
Speaker 8: I heard Colt get all excited about somebody saying eight thousand.
Speaker 8: I like, it was a just under thirteen thousand.
Speaker 2: I think this was happening. People are in the tens
Speaker 2: of thousands.
Speaker 1: When she said I heard Colt say eight thousand, she
Speaker 1: did a little giggle.
Speaker 2: What do you how do you who are you scamming?
Speaker 2: What's happening? How do you do it?
Speaker 8: Well, no offense to either one of you. But I
Speaker 8: am not married.
Speaker 5: Oh all right, yeah three.
Speaker 8: Kids under the age of seventeen.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, dude, that is true. That is true. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't do any of this.
Speaker 1: Colt gets divorced to get more money on his tax return.
Speaker 1: What I do that?
Speaker 8: Here are so many people say like they literally do
Speaker 8: not get married just because of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when my sister said that too, Like that's
Speaker 2: why she has the health insurance and everything to the
Speaker 2: state She's like, dude, why not, We're dude, we're living
Speaker 2: it up over here. I'm like, whatever, whatever you.
Speaker 5: Gotta do as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well thanks for sharing such a cult?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Which category do you fall into?
Speaker 7: The text category?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have so many rich people listening
Speaker 1: to us. How much you getting back?
Speaker 7: So I'm getting back thirteen hundred?
Speaker 2: I don't understand how okay, how much do you make annually?
Speaker 1: Daddy danks?
Speaker 2: See, that's why it's like backwards because I feel like
Speaker 2: I just am I What am I doing wrong? Everyone?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You just reveal how much you make? Cult.
Speaker 4: My biggest thing is I claimed zero on everything, even
Speaker 4: though I depend on them stuff.
Speaker 7: I always love having the fans zero.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: Do you do the thing where you get more throughout
Speaker 3: the year cult?
Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah that's why. Yeah, maybe possibly, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It sounds fun, dude, I gotta start forging
Speaker 2: and they're not going to look in on it, right,
Speaker 2: irs is so busy.
Speaker 3: You're the main person they would zero.
Speaker 2: Going okay, hold on, thank you so much. Let's okay,
Speaker 2: let's hear and I'm gonna google how much what's the
Speaker 2: what's the percentage of me getting checked in on by
Speaker 2: the I R S.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, I've had like an audit before.
Speaker 3: What is the like?
Speaker 1: It's pretty high. I've actually had them look at something
Speaker 1: like a college tax credit before.
Speaker 2: Okay they said point zero point four percent. That's what
Speaker 2: they say. Okay, do worth it? I'm going in.
Speaker 1: Hey, which category do you fall into?
Speaker 7: A big text return?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: My gosh, how much is yours?
Speaker 2: Almost twenty one thousand? This has to be illegitimate, right?
Speaker 1: What make serious believe me?
Speaker 4: I redid my tax is like four times thinking it
Speaker 4: was fake.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're not putting a zero somewhere or something?
Speaker 2: I wish?
Speaker 4: But I've already got them back to my bank account.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing with the monies?
Speaker 1: Buying a new car?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good for you. And the sad part is twenty thousand
Speaker 1: doesn't even buy like half of a car anymore.
Speaker 7: But it'll help you exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, good for you, Thank you for listening and calling.
Speaker 2: Is this alone?
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Speaker 2: For Histo truly with Falin and cults. When you think
Speaker 2: about people who escape the Titanic, what do you see?
Speaker 2: Who do you envision?
Speaker 1: People like in Victorian dresses and jewels and women and
Speaker 1: children mostly why.
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Speaker 3: Okay, back to it then, okay, what about goats?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: There was a goat named Martha who was among the
Speaker 2: animals on board the ill Fadi ship.
Speaker 3: What do you mean animals?
Speaker 2: Several animals on the Titanic? Apparently, what is this the arc?
Speaker 3: I thought? I was Noah, put this one out there?
Speaker 3: Are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Martha was a goat that belonged to the first class passengers,
Speaker 2: which is a first class thing. Dude, if you're a
Speaker 2: third class no, they're gonna be like, oh, they don't
Speaker 2: only like you bring a dog but you can bring
Speaker 2: a goat if your first class belong to the Alison family,
Speaker 2: she was brought along for the journey to provide milk
Speaker 2: for the family. They were traveling along with their young child, Lorraine.
Speaker 1: I thought that this boat had it all. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: have milk.
Speaker 2: The Alison family. The mom didn't want a breastfeed, and
Speaker 2: they were like, dude, goat milky.
Speaker 1: That actually needs to be a thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: have you seen those videos? They literally I get it,
Speaker 1: like they had to get the kid the nutrients and stuff,
Speaker 1: but like they would literally use goats as like wet nurses.
Speaker 2: That that's what's happening. Did Martha.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy to think about in this day and age,
Speaker 1: but I think some cultures still do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Martha was a wet nurse, right, That's where you said, Okay,
Speaker 2: so anyways, you know what happened boom Iceberg. Somehow I
Speaker 2: didn't see that just crash.
Speaker 3: There were a lot of factors that went into that.
Speaker 2: But okay, it starts slipping over. Now, Martha the goat
Speaker 2: managed to escape the sinking ship with her owners. I
Speaker 2: would be so mad. I would be oh mad. The
Speaker 2: Tiesanda begins sinking. Martha jumps off the ship with the
Speaker 2: Alison family. They get to a lifeboat, right, and they
Speaker 2: make room for the goat.
Speaker 1: The goat's probably sitting on someone's lap.
Speaker 3: It's like a kid.
Speaker 1: Also, that is how they're feeding their baby.
Speaker 2: Hello, Martha was somehow brought along on the boat and
Speaker 2: she ended up living like twelve years after they got
Speaker 2: to land. Martha froze to death. All right.
Speaker 1: Again, Jack was not a real person. Other people were.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take away from their lives, but
Speaker 1: just let let Martha.
Speaker 2: She kept us pretty.
Speaker 1: She was keeping other people alive.
Speaker 2: And you know what, didn't even think to make the
Speaker 2: movie about Martha perspective, Well, it.
Speaker 1: Have to probably be a kid's movie. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if you want that kind of ending, you'd have
Speaker 1: to kind of glaze.
Speaker 2: Over all that. Oh no, the boat, the boat is old.
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, I'm going to beg you to stop.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull her back.
Speaker 1: I don't pull her back. Read the room.
Speaker 2: You know what. They probably did have a discussion about
Speaker 2: Martha's version and they were like, nah, keep work shopping. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sare a show for show.
Speaker 1: Trying to get you in to see Kendrick Lamar and
Speaker 1: Sizza when they come to the Twin Cities. I want
Speaker 1: to I've seen Kendrick before, but I haven't seen Sizza.
Speaker 1: I have to imagine it to be epic.
Speaker 2: It's going to be so good.
Speaker 1: Your keyword is stars. You can text stars right now
Speaker 1: to five three nine two one Katie w B. One.
Speaker 1: Today's trending with Felon and cold on.
Speaker 2: One one three Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that tomorrow?
Speaker 1: It's kind of like this underground movement is National Blackout Day?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that day?
Speaker 3: I thought it's the twenty eighth?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, oh.
Speaker 1: God, I thought that it was a twenty seventh.
Speaker 2: That's my bad.
Speaker 1: No I haven't, thankfully, I actually have not, but it
Speaker 1: is today.
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, this is a big deal because you just
Speaker 2: said you were gonna go to the vending machine. Are
Speaker 2: you gonna buy? Are you?
Speaker 3: Vending machine is a small business.
Speaker 1: Most vending machines are owned by like individuals, not big
Speaker 1: big corporations. The point of this is, and it's organized
Speaker 1: by People's Union USA, But basically they want you to
Speaker 1: freeze your spending for twenty four hours, especially for like
Speaker 1: the big names, right like the Targets, the Walmarts, the Amazons,
Speaker 1: the best buys of the world, which two of which
Speaker 1: are you know they're based here out of Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: So they want you.
Speaker 1: To do that because they want you to basically withhold
Speaker 1: non essential spending for twenty four hours. So it kind
Speaker 1: of like shows the power that we have, right and.
Speaker 2: Me go back and buy it tomorrow, though.
Speaker 3: Like, well, I yeah, I don't know how I.
Speaker 2: Don't one day it doesn't do enough. You'd almost have
Speaker 2: to do like a two week, one month maybe.
Speaker 1: Mate, but one day can make a big difference. But
Speaker 1: it's like they're saying, still support small businesses, but they're saying,
Speaker 1: don't go for the big stores.
Speaker 2: Issues, Like big stores employ so many people too. So
Speaker 2: it's like I say, I get it. I do, but
Speaker 2: it's like, dude, you're just kind of stuck any either
Speaker 2: way because the big stores go down. Then, Dude, I
Speaker 2: know a lot of.
Speaker 1: People were I don't think the big stores are going
Speaker 1: down because you're even if you didn't spend for two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Though. It's to show the power of that we have
Speaker 1: as the consumers, is what the point of it is.
Speaker 1: But all right, so we're going to dive into some
Speaker 1: other stuff. A lot of people just obviously love their
Speaker 1: pets so much they would do anything to get them
Speaker 1: to live forever, but also just live longer would be nice.
Speaker 1: So scientists are a lot closer to helping dogs live longer.
Speaker 1: They have an anti aging pill and it was created
Speaker 1: by a company called Loyal. They say they're really close
Speaker 1: to hitting the market. Not FDA approved yet, but the
Speaker 1: agency has given it a thumbs up for its effectiveness,
Speaker 1: meaning it would help our furry friends stay healthier for longer.
Speaker 1: It's basically a pill and it's designed for dogs ages
Speaker 1: ten and older, weighing at least fourteen pounds, and it
Speaker 1: aims to boost their metabolic health.
Speaker 2: How long has it taken so somebody steals it from
Speaker 2: their dog and they start taking it for themselves.
Speaker 1: I think it depends on who the owner is. For
Speaker 1: instan someone like you Day two dude, a normal person
Speaker 1: probably could resist it.
Speaker 2: They get a multi vitamin. I'm just popping it exactly.
Speaker 1: You said you'd do that with your kids. Gummies like
Speaker 1: forty at a time.
Speaker 2: You said you're delicious. Why make gummies so tasty?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I agree with that. They're so because they want
Speaker 1: you to want to take them. But yeah, then you
Speaker 1: desire them and you want more. Yeah, Lego has gone
Speaker 1: big with its t Rex set. They unveiled their latest
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park massive t Rex skeleton, over three feet long.
Speaker 1: It's aimed at adults because it has three one and
Speaker 1: forty five pieces and it even has little mini figurines
Speaker 1: of some of the cast. But you'll be able to
Speaker 1: get this for just two forty nine ninety nine. It'll
Speaker 1: be available in a couple of weeks, and that is
Speaker 1: your treating way to come back. Well, if you're after
Speaker 1: school pop quiz your chance to win the final pair
Speaker 1: of Disney on Ice tickets.
Speaker 2: This is the Fallon and Colt shows.
Speaker 1: Kiss one on one point three KATIEWB.
Speaker 3: Your final chance to win Disney on Ice tickets.
Speaker 1: I mean is this weekend. I know the first shows tonight. Actually, uh,
Speaker 1: we are Falling and Cult. You have to call and
Speaker 1: answer some trivia questions.
Speaker 3: I made them forty Disney on Ice. There's one hard
Speaker 3: one and two easy ones.
Speaker 1: To my opinion, you can call six five, one nine
Speaker 1: eight nine KTWB. You compete against one other person whoever
Speaker 1: gets the most trivia correct winch quit looking at this.
Speaker 2: Answers what is going on? What do you mean? Questions
Speaker 2: are like, dude, I feel like you could. You could
Speaker 2: phone a one year old and they'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's this.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll maybe they will, maybe they'll have their kid
Speaker 1: play because they are for Disney on Ice. You got
Speaker 1: a pair of Disney and Ice tickets if you win.
Speaker 3: Hi, Katie w B. What's your name?
Speaker 1: Alsa?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Alyssa, you're playing?
Speaker 3: Answer nobody?
Speaker 2: Just kidding? Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: It's Molly.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: We have Molly and Alyssa competing today. All right, here's
Speaker 1: your first question. If you guys know the answer, you
Speaker 1: chime in with your name, and whoever gets the most
Speaker 1: correct wins.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm starting off with your hard one.
Speaker 1: What instrument measures earthquakes?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: Seismometer is the answer?
Speaker 1: Okay? Question number two, what is the name of the
Speaker 1: fairy in Peter.
Speaker 5: Pan Helassa Alissa Pinkerbo?
Speaker 1: Question number three, what is the name of the fairy
Speaker 1: who grants wishes? And Disney's Aladdin?
Speaker 8: Malia?
Speaker 3: Oh, Molly, the genie is correct?
Speaker 1: Molly? All right, here we go. This is a quick
Speaker 1: math question for you all. What is twenty seven divided
Speaker 1: by three? Mela Alyssa, Yes, nine, that is correct. Oh dang,
Speaker 1: just like that, Alyssa. You're going to see Disney on
Speaker 1: ice this weekend. Congratulat congratulates. Yeah, you're very welcome. We're
Speaker 1: gonna come back with your keyword, your chance to win
Speaker 1: Scissa and Kendrick Lamar tickets after Gigi bres On KATIEWB.
Speaker 1: It's one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 3: My husband maybe is like yours.
Speaker 1: He listens to a lot of these alpha male podcasts
Speaker 1: where they're talking about booze news, finance, investing, management, health,
Speaker 1: and fitness. And I know Colt listens to some too,
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, I'm gonna get my
Speaker 1: guys on the phone. I'm going to ask them some
Speaker 1: questions and we're calling it the Alpha Bros Certification Exam.
Speaker 3: Are you guys ready to play?
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's do it all right.
Speaker 1: I have combined all of the douchiest podcasts that you
Speaker 1: and cult listen to, well men's podcasts based on health, finance, management,
Speaker 1: all the things, and I found the douchiest host and
Speaker 1: I basically compile a list of questions, and I feel
Speaker 1: like you guys are going to do really well on
Speaker 1: this quiz.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1: All right, Bill this we're gonna start off with finance
Speaker 1: and hustle culture. Nice number one. Uh, and you guys
Speaker 1: can just chime in whenever you want. What's the ultimate
Speaker 1: way to achieve financial freedom before thirty drop shipping?
Speaker 3: That's it, that's one.
Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta diversify, you gotta have you gotta
Speaker 4: have multiple streams of income.
Speaker 7: You gotta spread it out, you gotta.
Speaker 2: You gotta have money coming in from all the right
Speaker 2: little bit of crypto crypto yep, crypto real estate.
Speaker 7: You can't get into it all.
Speaker 1: NFT stocks a podcast where you can tell other people
Speaker 1: how to make a in come real estate exactly, Ding
Speaker 1: ding you bought. You guys, nailed it all right. Next question,
Speaker 1: what's the first rule of investing?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, scare money. Don't make money first of all, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 8: Don't don't, don't lose money.
Speaker 3: Never use your own money.
Speaker 2: You leverage the people around, leverage other people's money.
Speaker 1: Obviously, also invest in yourself.
Speaker 2: King.
Speaker 3: We're moving into health and biohacking.
Speaker 1: Guys, what's the ideal morning routine for peak productivity?
Speaker 2: You get up at four am? Yes, start your day
Speaker 2: out with one hundred push ups, maybe some burpies, some dips,
Speaker 2: cold shower, colder ding, cold, plunge, yup, anythingditate, yes, go,
Speaker 2: and don't forget about stretching. A lot of people forget
Speaker 2: about the stretch. But a good twenty minute stretch after
Speaker 2: you ignore your family all day.
Speaker 1: This recommends a three hour gym session so you can
Speaker 1: get your stretching in then you know, oh that's another one.
Speaker 1: Your first meal should be at six pm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no time for that.
Speaker 3: How do you naturally boost testosterone?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 2: Don't forget about yeah, don't don't forget about leg day either.
Speaker 2: A lot of that strength comes from your legs and
Speaker 2: leg days.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Also, do you got to be getting it in? Probably right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, yeah, yeah, several times a week
Speaker 1: leading into leadership. What's the most beta thing a man
Speaker 1: can do?
Speaker 2: Sit down when somebody shakes your hand? Probably yeah, limp wrist.
Speaker 1: You do that, Jake, he always said I get more drainage.
Speaker 2: Well it is accurate, like they have done studies or
Speaker 2: you are supposed to sit to peace.
Speaker 1: God is the study? Did you hear about the study
Speaker 1: on one podcasts?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like actually prevents prostate cancer like you.
Speaker 1: Okay, on there. In case you're just turning on your radio.
Speaker 1: This is the Alpha Bro certification exam. I'm giving them.
Speaker 1: The most Beta thing a man can do is text,
Speaker 1: let me know or whatever works for you. A real
Speaker 1: man makes decisions. Okay, hold on real quick, Let's go
Speaker 1: quickly into dating and relationships. What's the number one mistake
Speaker 1: men make in relationships with a clingy girl?
Speaker 2: I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Jake, you give an answer.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: The only woman I've ever dated is you smart.
Speaker 1: Nice, which means you are not in Alpha because the
Speaker 1: answer is they sent you got to treat her like
Speaker 1: an option, so she sees you as a priority.
Speaker 2: Women love a challenge bro obviously.
Speaker 4: Does he.
Speaker 3: Also a quick one? What's the first ideal first date?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, so there's two things you can do for
Speaker 2: this coffee short sweet during the day. That's what I
Speaker 2: was gonna say. You don't want to take them to
Speaker 2: the fanciest place. You want to make it look like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm not spending any resources on you and you're not
Speaker 2: here for my money, and I'll do what I want
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: My king low investment, Yes, Jake's low investment.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 1: A real alpha makes her pay so he can test
Speaker 1: her loyalty. Oh my god, I'm embarrassed you both passed.
Speaker 1: Miss douche Quiz congratulates.
Speaker 2: She would do like what what alphas do when they
Speaker 2: end and these type of competitions. I feel like you
Speaker 2: were here man through the microphone.
Speaker 1: I like you two would probably just make out. One
Speaker 1: on one point three, Katie w B with ballon and cold.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the feedback on the Alpha
Speaker 1: bro certification exam. Here's some texts we got. This one says,
Speaker 1: this is how you know who's the beta. First alpha
Speaker 1: to pull away from the kisses officially the beta dude.
Speaker 2: I'd stay on those lips all day.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, just because you want to kiss Jake.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm Alpha.
Speaker 3: We're going to come back.
Speaker 1: We have your keyword obviously about ten after for you
Speaker 1: to win your chance to win. Kindical Martins is the tickets,
Speaker 1: but also Ted is going to join us for radios categories.
Speaker 2: Of this time out West.
Speaker 1: You right there alone, One on one point three katiewb
Speaker 1: with Fallon and Colt. Right at the end of round
Speaker 1: one of radios categories, we have your keyword, your chance
Speaker 1: to win. Kindrickle Marns is the tickets.
Speaker 2: Here's the deal. We have ten categories. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you sixty seconds ago through all this personal to most points.
Speaker 2: What happens, what happens? We usually have the most points.
Speaker 2: You'll win, You'll win. Fallin you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Sure ted you gone? You skip out of here. There
Speaker 2: you go doing a little little prance. There we are
Speaker 2: fallen today. Your letter is m as in Marshall and
Speaker 2: your time starts now. Pet peeves skip, lazy day activities,
Speaker 2: Margarita's stores, Marshalls party must haves, m Mariachi band Okay,
Speaker 2: breakable things, uh skip, road trip essentials, mon cheese, throwback songs,
Speaker 2: Marry Me, Bruno, Mars, superpowers, mind reading, Yes, what good?
Speaker 1: Money?
Speaker 2: Menu items?
Speaker 3: Ooh, Mango, sticky things, um, molten lava.
Speaker 2: Pet peeves.
Speaker 3: Mean people.
Speaker 2: Breakable things, Let's go with.
Speaker 1: Three mechanical bowl Okay, they break all the time.
Speaker 3: You'll be at a bar. You're trying to go to
Speaker 3: cow whatever, cowboy bar, and it's just broken.
Speaker 1: I feel I've felt worse in the past, so I
Speaker 1: actually don't feel terrible. Here's your keyword your chance to
Speaker 1: win Kindercramar and siss the tickets is snooze. You can
Speaker 1: text snooze snooze to five three nine two one Katie
Speaker 1: WB one.
Speaker 3: This show is gonna be so huge.
Speaker 1: I know everyone wants tickets owned the as soon as
Speaker 1: they have the like unforgettable halftime performers, our bosses like,
Speaker 1: we gotta get these tickets in hands, and people who
Speaker 1: listen to the show, they're gonna want the more like
Speaker 1: absolutely so as well. You're never more than thirty minutes
Speaker 1: away from getting a keyword for your chance to win
Speaker 1: those tickets.
Speaker 3: We're coming back with part two.
Speaker 1: One on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt
Speaker 1: and our good buddy Ted, our friend of the show.
Speaker 1: We're doing radio sky categories. We already went through round one.
Speaker 1: Cold is hosting with me, which means it is Tatterino's.
Speaker 2: Turnino ten your letters, m We have sixty seconds on
Speaker 2: the clock and your time starts now, pet peeves, micro aggressions,
Speaker 2: lazy day activities, movie watching stores, minards, one party, must
Speaker 2: have music, breakable things, my heart road trip essentials, my mom,
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, throwback songs.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Mhm, move yall body girl, let's go oh the way
Speaker 2: you anyways? Continue? Okay, movie body, superpowers, mind reading, menu items,
Speaker 2: Mazrelli sticks, guys, sticky things, mud dude. Okay. All of
Speaker 2: your answers are way better than Fallon's. Okay, thank god,
Speaker 2: I needed to come back.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean you won. I'd like to be very clear.
Speaker 2: I also have a couple silly ones in there. There's
Speaker 2: one gray area. We're gonna have to talk about it here.
Speaker 1: In a second, but he's gonna say I'm in the
Speaker 1: gray area.
Speaker 3: Guarantee. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have pet Peeves micro aggressions for Ted, which
Speaker 2: is awesome. Found you have mean people, solid lazy day activities,
Speaker 2: movie watching for Ted. Found you had Margarita's Okay, Foller
Speaker 2: store minards for Ted, Marshalls for Fallon Love Marshalls party
Speaker 2: must haves music for Tad.
Speaker 1: Found you had marioccuband m marrioccuband which devens on the
Speaker 1: theme of the party.
Speaker 2: Is it a must have though?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Well, maybe maybe we didn't specify the theme.
Speaker 2: You are the judge, so a party must have. I've
Speaker 2: had a lot of parties.
Speaker 1: And they suck.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no break instead's in my heart, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Fallon you had mechanical ball.
Speaker 3: They break a lot. They are breakable.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that there. You can't trust the mechanical ball.
Speaker 2: Road trip Essentials. Ted had my mom so wed my, that's.
Speaker 3: The problem you can't use twice.
Speaker 6: He knew it.
Speaker 1: He knew it, he felt it deep in his heart.
Speaker 2: Love your mom, butid However, Mom, though doesn't matter, he said,
Speaker 2: my mom.
Speaker 3: You called me on this same thing before, said mom.
Speaker 2: Fallon you had Munchi's solid. Better move your body. Fallen
Speaker 2: had marry me, marry me?
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 3: I think Bruno Mars.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Or it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's I think is it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Menu items we had, Oh no, sorry,
Speaker 2: superpowers mind reading for both of you. Menu items Masurella
Speaker 2: sticks for Ted. Found you had mango.
Speaker 1: They have mango sticky rice at various restaurants. Mango is
Speaker 1: on the menu at lots of places. Just because it's
Speaker 1: not at the pizza place you frequent doesn't mean it
Speaker 1: doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: A menu item. Though, Yes, I don't know if I've
Speaker 2: even seen them.
Speaker 1: Mango smoothies that mango's on lots of menus.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll do it. They argue your way to
Speaker 2: a point. Now, sticky things mud for sure for Ted.
Speaker 2: And then you had molten lava.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would stick to your body and you die.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it sticks though. I think it
Speaker 2: just burns you. It just goes right through you.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't deny that.
Speaker 3: I'm not an expert.
Speaker 1: About mol lava.
Speaker 2: So I mean, which we're happy about.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give it to you on that one, fine,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna google it right now, all right, because
Speaker 1: Ted is currently at eight and you're at seven, which means.
Speaker 2: If you get this, it's all tied up. Come on Google.
Speaker 1: Yes, momma can be sticky depending on his composition.
Speaker 2: Stupid AI Google, All right, whatever, we'll give it to
Speaker 2: you that. I'm okay with the tie.
Speaker 1: It says it can be similar to Honey, that's sticky, Daddy,
Speaker 1: that's sticky.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 2: It's the Pop Culture Minute with Fellon and cult On
Speaker 2: one on one point three k d w B.
Speaker 1: The Academy Awards are this weekend. The Oscars, and your
Speaker 1: host is Conan O'Brien. I like Conan O'Brien. I think
Speaker 1: he'll do a really nice job. He's very funny to me,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't I don't care that much about
Speaker 1: the Oscars other.
Speaker 3: Than I'm excited that Wicked.
Speaker 1: Uh, Cynthia Arrivo and Arianna are apparently doing a big
Speaker 1: performance that'll be sick. They A lot of people speculate
Speaker 1: the reason they're not winning really anything this year is
Speaker 1: because they'll wait till the second Wicked movie comes out
Speaker 1: at the end of this year, and then next year
Speaker 1: they'll start winning some awards. And I hope that's the case,
Speaker 1: because they really do deserve it.
Speaker 3: I mean, and not to say that other people don't.
Speaker 1: A lot of people thought it was gonna be what's
Speaker 1: his name Adrian Brody to win Actor of the Air,
Speaker 1: but after Timothy shallow May won the.
Speaker 3: SAG Awards for Actor of the Earth, they're now like, oh,
Speaker 3: could be Timothy, So we shall see.
Speaker 1: Also tonight on the Disney Channel for your Big fans,
Speaker 1: Leidy Gomez makes another appearance as Alex Russo in the
Speaker 1: season finale of Wizards of Waverley Place This weekend comic
Speaker 1: Shane Gillis hosts SNL with Tate McCrae as the musical guest.
Speaker 1: We were actually just talking about her new album, and
Speaker 1: there's a song on there is it called like Purple
Speaker 1: lace bra or something. It sounds identical to Addison Ray's
Speaker 1: diet PEPSI. And I don't want to like haul it out,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's like, oh, Addison Ray killed it
Speaker 1: with this song.
Speaker 3: Copy paste is what it feels like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess if you can get away with it whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not? Also, I guess this is interesting.
Speaker 1: We talked about how they only did a ten city
Speaker 1: drop Black Pink for their tour, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people were like, they're probably just trying to get this
Speaker 1: tour out of the way because they're contracted to do it,
Speaker 1: and each of the girls are kind of doing their
Speaker 1: own thing now. But they of course sold out so
Speaker 1: fast that they had to add additional dates. So they
Speaker 1: added five more shows to their ten city Stadium World
Speaker 1: Tour in case you didn't get tickets. I still think
Speaker 1: it'll be like nearly impossible to get those probably, and
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber continues to troll the gossipers. Remember there was
Speaker 1: a video that came out and people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's on drugs, it's so bad, and then his rep
Speaker 1: denied it. Well, now he just keeps posting videos of
Speaker 1: him smoking it directly into the camera, playing music like
Speaker 1: high like a fly guy, and he's just leaning into it.
Speaker 1: But Crazy Days and Nights, which is a celebrity blog,
Speaker 1: reports Justin is being watched twenty four to seven and
Speaker 1: make sure nothing happens to him.
Speaker 3: I hope he's okay.
Speaker 2: He was on his old documentary on YouTube. They were checking.
Speaker 2: He had security check his pulse every hour throughout the
Speaker 2: night to make Oh that's terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean obviously, if he's just smoking a little, you know,
Speaker 1: marriage or want, I don't think anyone cares. But I
Speaker 1: think there's word that he'd be doing something else. And
Speaker 1: this weekend Box Office Captain America also a new horror
Speaker 1: flick called The Monkey if you're looking for something new
Speaker 1: to watch, and also a new love is Blind Drop
Speaker 1: today on Netflix. Oh it's one on one point three
Speaker 1: Katie w b with Fallon and Cult. There's obviously there's
Speaker 1: been a trend for a while online it's the ick right,
Speaker 1: your boyfriend, your husband, It seems to for some reason
Speaker 1: more directed toward men.
Speaker 3: They'll do something kind of small and it gave me
Speaker 3: the ick.
Speaker 1: Like I joked that my husband he wears those tiny
Speaker 1: little he calls him low profile socks, so you don't
Speaker 1: see socks and loafers. But then he'll be walking around
Speaker 1: the house and I'm like, oh, I hate it, like gross, Jake,
Speaker 1: But you know they're not deal breakers. Well, Cassie's joining
Speaker 1: us because she says her ex boyfriend so it didn't
Speaker 1: work out, did something that she thinks is pretty trashy
Speaker 1: and pretty icky, and now she's I think she's overthinking it. Cassie,
Speaker 1: Are you overthinking it in the way that you're like,
Speaker 1: should I get back with him? I'm made a mistake
Speaker 1: or what's going.
Speaker 2: On my ex boyfriend? Of this thing?
Speaker 8: I find so extremely trashy and icky.
Speaker 7: I just couldn't get past it.
Speaker 8: And even though he's pretty awesome outside.
Speaker 5: Of that, you know, he's a generous, lover, hot, tall,
Speaker 5: overachiever at work, even but I.
Speaker 1: Knew waiting to hear what this is, I'm like, Cassie,
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear what this is because you're just
Speaker 1: you're you're describing the perfect guy.
Speaker 5: Basically, except he wants to go bowling every single week
Speaker 5: and like he's on a bowling team, which, just why,
Speaker 5: of all the.
Speaker 7: Things you could do with your spirit time you chose bowling.
Speaker 2: Wait is it? Did he do something at bowling? Or
Speaker 2: is this theck the trashy thing?
Speaker 4: Wait, like it's the most beta thing I've ever heard
Speaker 4: of in my life, you.
Speaker 1: Say, beta helping bawling.
Speaker 4: Yes, he got his own balling shoes and and then
Speaker 4: he went and got his own ball, Like, he went
Speaker 4: and bought a bowling ball that.
Speaker 7: He dragged around with him.
Speaker 1: Dude, my brother in law. I love Davy.
Speaker 3: He has his own ball and shoes, He goes balling pretty.
Speaker 2: Regularly, pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: Well okay, so, but that was the deal breaker for you.
Speaker 7: I just have so many dudes in my dms.
Speaker 4: I have way better hots, like than.
Speaker 7: Bragging about his bowling score.
Speaker 4: I just I would like a guy who wanted to
Speaker 4: know his friends every Wednesday in bowl instead of doing
Speaker 4: something cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, that if that botherso and lame to someone,
Speaker 1: I can only imagine what people think thought about me
Speaker 1: dating me and how lame I was.
Speaker 3: I didn't even do anything cool like bowling.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go ahead and say he dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like Cassie must be pretty hot since
Speaker 1: has all these dudes full.
Speaker 3: Hobbies on your DM.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I don't want to be hostile, but I'm
Speaker 2: just to figure out what who did what to that bowl?
Speaker 2: Like it was there a trigger for bowling or what
Speaker 2: did I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I get a heat, like how some guys get so
Speaker 1: obsessed with a hobby or like what is it the
Speaker 1: draft thing you do where you pick like you know,
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about that and they become
Speaker 1: guys become obsessed with it. Like if he was like
Speaker 1: putting you low on the list as a priority, then
Speaker 1: I would understand why you hate bowling. But it sounds
Speaker 1: like it was just on Wednesday nights going bling and
Speaker 1: you just were disturbed by it.
Speaker 8: Get in the mood with it, like he comes home
Speaker 8: from bowling and I'm get in the mood to be
Speaker 8: with them.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that makes me feel so bad for dude.
Speaker 2: Were the bowlers that we need bowlers to call in?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you defend yourself, Come.
Speaker 1: Defend yourself, and it is can you actually defend bowling?
Speaker 1: Being a cool hobby or you're just like, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: Kind of good to point you know what, what's your
Speaker 2: what's your age, what's your athletics? Flex on everybody right now.
Speaker 2: If you're a bowler, let's do that.
Speaker 1: The number is six five one nine nine Katie w B.
Speaker 1: Or you can text five three nine two one kt
Speaker 1: w B one Cassie. I mean, I appreciate you calling
Speaker 1: because that's the last thing I expected you were gonna
Speaker 1: say about this guy. But remind you with your friends
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Speaker 1: Guess what we're gonna play. We're gonna talk to some people.
Speaker 1: They have some opinions on bowling. First Lena gome As,
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Speaker 1: you break up on Katie w B. When you one
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Speaker 1: We had a woman on the phone and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: stadium is guy and like he's a bowler and was
Speaker 1: just like so ugh, so I ditched him. She's like,
Speaker 1: had these guys in my dms and like bowling is
Speaker 1: just such a gross hobby and he just every Wednesday
Speaker 1: night would be out and I'm like, well, it's not
Speaker 1: like it's taking over his life, but okay, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna get.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get.
Speaker 1: We're like, I funk. The bowling community is gonna have
Speaker 1: to stay in United and defend this guy. I got
Speaker 1: a bunch of texts to send that bowler to me.
Speaker 1: This says, oh my god, once you do bowling with
Speaker 1: your own shoes and own ball, you would never touch
Speaker 1: those German fested fingerholes.
Speaker 3: Again, It's true, you.
Speaker 2: Don't even know where you're put in your fingers, just
Speaker 2: going on the weirdest like German fested thing.
Speaker 1: This text says, dude dodged a bullet, he has healthy
Speaker 1: relationship with his relationships with his friends, and she gets the.
Speaker 3: House to herself for a night. Girls. Sounds like a
Speaker 3: big note.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What do you think about bowling?
Speaker 4: I got a little comment on the bowling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 4: Because I just started bowling myself. Now I am fifty one,
Speaker 4: going to be fifty two this year. Yeah, the very
Speaker 4: first time my now husband I went to see him bowld,
Speaker 4: he scored a perfect perfect three hundred games. I thought
Speaker 4: it was pretty sexy. So they for we're ten years.
Speaker 4: I'm with him and now we bowl every Monday on
Speaker 4: the league and it is fun and it's hard. So
Speaker 4: guess why I never realized so bowling is sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's missing out.
Speaker 2: Check this out. They grab the ball, they walk up,
Speaker 2: they do a little strut. You're checking them out. They
Speaker 2: bend over to like roll the ball.
Speaker 4: They got that form and it's just like, oh, my
Speaker 4: husband to just throwing that one out there.
Speaker 7: So he got me involved in it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like, okay, I mean I thought
Speaker 4: it was cool sexy when the whole entire bowling place
Speaker 4: it was conquered lanes, like they all got quiet when
Speaker 4: he was about to throw his last frames, and it
Speaker 4: was it was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: And you got to go home with him.
Speaker 3: That's crazy that he got to strike that night in
Speaker 3: the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yes, Well thanks for calling. You're the best, Hi, Katie, WB.
Speaker 1: Little failing yes, Yes, we're here for you.
Speaker 2: What did she What do.
Speaker 7: I think that she should maybe go with him and
Speaker 7: watch him ball once in a while. I mean, big deal,
Speaker 7: you'd be like I mean everything she's like doing. Maybe
Speaker 7: you know you could she could come. If he doesn't
Speaker 7: stay too late after one, he can go home and
Speaker 7: she can polish.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew you'd find your way there, you little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: Mark Cult's favorite person that calls our show congratulates.
Speaker 2: Keep it up, Keep it up, Katie with me was
Speaker 2: bound Colts. I was talking to my dad randomly for
Speaker 2: the first time in like seven months. Okay, oh, and
Speaker 2: he was like, what are you doing ranting?
Speaker 1: Mike?
Speaker 2: I'm just living in my house tranting it, you know, chilling?
Speaker 3: Did he say?
Speaker 2: It was like, well at your house, that is what
Speaker 2: he said. He's like, that ain't your house. And then
Speaker 2: when you do have a house, it's the government's house
Speaker 2: because you pay property taxes. I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: calm down, he said, dude, why don't you do this son?
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, Dad, can you I've spoken to you
Speaker 1: in seven months. I don't think you ever paid child'sport,
Speaker 1: but please lay on financial advice to me.
Speaker 2: He was like, well you need is you need to
Speaker 2: let go of the dream of having a big house. Okay,
Speaker 2: you just have to get a starter home.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: He was like, so what you do is you need
Speaker 2: to just talk to a local agent, find something for
Speaker 2: like thirty to fifty thousand, and then that'll be your starter.
Speaker 1: Hold on, does he live in America currently?
Speaker 2: Is like seventy years ago?
Speaker 3: Are you speaking of your dad's ghost?
Speaker 1: Was it? What did he pass away in like the
Speaker 1: nineteen hundredth like early?
Speaker 3: What happened here?
Speaker 2: So I sent him a link for a shed at
Speaker 2: home depot that costs twenty thousand dollars. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is you want me to do? Yeah, you do this?
Speaker 2: And then it got me thinking, like what do boomers
Speaker 2: think things cost?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: The average boomer thinks one thousand dollars will change your life?
Speaker 1: Okay, well is that the same beca?
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 2: The average boomer thinks a car a new, brand new
Speaker 2: whip off the lot.
Speaker 1: There are some weird what the cost? What cars off
Speaker 1: the lot now so expensive?
Speaker 2: They So you get a brand new suv for around
Speaker 2: seventeen to twenty thousand. No, no, no, my god, I
Speaker 2: used one hundred thousand mile for twenty thousand.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I'm a millennial, but I even have
Speaker 1: moments like this because I like and it's always like
Speaker 1: food related, but like I got a bag of Dorito's
Speaker 1: of the vending machine. Three dollars I got. I get
Speaker 1: a soda. SODA's used to always be a dollar. They're
Speaker 1: two fifty now in the vending machine.
Speaker 2: I got to call.
Speaker 1: Remember how we have all these friends of the show.
Speaker 1: Remember there's a guy who works for Coke who claimed
Speaker 1: he'd get his diet coke. When I called his number,
Speaker 1: he didn't answer a return of my call. I'm still
Speaker 1: trying to get in with him because I want to
Speaker 1: get diets.
Speaker 2: We're doing that off showtime. So those personal use was crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm really imagin didn't like clue me in on that
Speaker 2: or whatever. But what I was at I was returning
Speaker 2: something from Amazon at Cole's in Nolewood.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to the BK there Burger King, right,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm gonna get a diet coke. So
Speaker 2: I rolled up just a Coco's, Like do I'll do
Speaker 2: a large die coke? He's like, that's three twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Why would you ever go to BK for a diet
Speaker 3: coke and sent a McDonald.
Speaker 2: I was like, called up, dude, you said three twenty yeah,
Speaker 2: is that? Do you want it? I was like, three
Speaker 2: twenty seven?
Speaker 3: Hit the gas?
Speaker 2: No, I got it? Still obviously still It's like, dude,
Speaker 2: what's happening?
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Speaker 2: So what you've been thanking?
Speaker 1: Riddle me this.
Speaker 2: I'm listening.
Speaker 1: If ghosts can walk through walls, okay, why don't they
Speaker 1: fall through the floor?
Speaker 2: Oh nang, naddy, hold Ooh that's a spooky one. I
Speaker 2: guess yeah, because I guess ghosts fly? Then right, So
Speaker 2: if they're flying, I don't know if.
Speaker 1: The words flying as much as loading, floating and drifting.
Speaker 2: And why don't they ever come to me? Why don't
Speaker 2: they like me? I never see ghosts never got around me.
Speaker 2: Ghosts can't even stand my negativity. They're dead and they
Speaker 2: can't even handle this.
Speaker 1: They're like that guy's got enough going on, you need
Speaker 1: add on.
Speaker 2: So what you've been thinking? I think about ubilical cords.
Speaker 1: Nope, I hate them. I know they're important, but yuck.
Speaker 2: So the first mouth you had was your belly button.
Speaker 1: That's a whole different meeting for any.
Speaker 2: It's great, and it makes me feel bad for my
Speaker 2: belly button because it just gets ignored. And the only
Speaker 2: time I visit down there is when I get lent
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: So it's like, hold on, you don't ever clean out
Speaker 1: your belly button?
Speaker 2: Well, just when I ever.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're so nasty, you gotta get in there. Colleena,
Speaker 1: You stepping by stinks to high heaven.
Speaker 2: How much money would I have to pay you for
Speaker 2: you for you for you to scoop out my belly
Speaker 2: button right now?
Speaker 1: I would rather scoop.
Speaker 2: So many that I just why why ten thousand?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah I would, Yeah, for ten thousand, for sure, Scott.
Speaker 2: I did have to chop off your finger after that,
Speaker 2: meaning you didn't.
Speaker 1: Tell me I had a rob dog and with my finger.
Speaker 2: But scoop it out put a glove on.
Speaker 3: Nope, yeah, I still do it for ten ten k I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna be lingering due that's what you've been.
Speaker 1: Thanks your finger out immediately, just jumps off my finger.
Speaker 1: I'm out, hops off also note I'm happy I'm not
Speaker 1: a dude in that. Like a lot of the dads
Speaker 1: are the ones that cut the in the local.
Speaker 2: Cord and like, oh yeah, I've been there. Pass it's fun.
Speaker 3: Can I get that hit again?
Speaker 2: So what you've been?
Speaker 1: Do you think my dog Frank or Dolly if they
Speaker 1: had a phone, I'd be under mom in their contacts?
Speaker 2: Hm hmm No, I'd probably under I have another one?
Speaker 2: So thanking? What's up?
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Speaker 1: Of course, the moment I say this is cool, my
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Speaker 1: going on at buck Hill. That's always a really great
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