1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: Callaroga Shok Media. 2 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:18,039 Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with five Good News Halloween Stories. 3 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,879 I wish I had thought of this bit earlier because 4 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,039 it's so much fun to do, and I actually wish 5 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,600 there were a lot more Halloween themed good news stories. 6 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,120 Don't forget, I'm also doing five Good News Christmas Stories 7 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,039 at its own feed and as a weekend episode on 8 00:00:30,079 --> 00:00:33,439 the main Five Good News Stories feed. All right, so 9 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,200 you're like, Hey, I like chocolate, and I live in 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,039 a particular state. What's the most popular chocolate in my state? 11 00:00:40,079 --> 00:00:41,679 A right, I'll give you a couple of headlines. First, 12 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:45,119 we learned from USA Today that Mississippi shoppers couldn't get 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,200 enough candy corn last year. So you're the people eating that. 14 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:52,439 Mississippi bought ninety two percent more candy corn than the 15 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,280 national average. Now Nebraska, you guys, bought ninety one percent more. 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,119 Hawaii is a little more seen. They bought the least 17 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:01,320 amount of candy corn, or five percent less than the 18 00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:04,680 national average. Now you would think somebody would make a list. 19 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:06,200 I wasn't able to find a list, but I was 20 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:08,760 able to find a map. Let's start on the West 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,840 coast in California, I'm enjoy number one NOVAA. Reese's got 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,840 a whole block of Peena and M and M's. What 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,680 is this Oregon, Idaho and Utah. We're testing Johnny Mack's 24 00:01:20,719 --> 00:01:22,879 state knowledge because it doesn't have the state names on this. 25 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,359 It just has colors. But those three states I just mentioned, 26 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:26,920 they like Peeda and M and M's. I'm not gonna 27 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,959 do all fifty. Texas catches my eye. It's a rather 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,040 a large state, and they're into the sour Patch kids. 29 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:36,439 Florida likes three Musketeers. Back here in New Jersey, M 30 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:39,959 and M's, I might single handedly be driving that sour 31 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,159 Patch kids in New York as well. Now I was 32 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:46,239 born in New York. I'm from New York, and yeah, 33 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,319 I disagree. I might have to move back home and 34 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:51,560 up the M and M and contingent Maine. You guys 35 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:54,560 are into TUTSI, pops, what's with that? This must this 36 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:59,079 next thing must be regional because I'm seeing Wisconsin and Minnesota. 37 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,040 You guys are into choquour dark chocolate which I probably 38 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,640 pronounced wrong. And we'll get letters. I welcome your letters. 39 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,120 I'd love to hear from you. I'll read them. Montana 40 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,000 likes Kit Cat's. John you said you weren't gonna read 41 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,800 all fifty I'm not Oklahoma likes Tosi Pops and Arkansas. 42 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:16,840 You might be the saanest of them all, you guys 43 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,439 just like Hershey's Milk chocolate. 44 00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:21,039 Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, good news. If you thought you had five 45 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,439 Halloween stories and in the middle of reading your script 46 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:25,800 you realize you never put anything in number two. So 47 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,159 good news because the Count, you know, the guy from 48 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:30,759 Sesame Street, he hooked you up with a story. Yes, 49 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:34,000 thank you, Count. He's coming back to Sesame Place, which 50 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:35,960 isn't too far from my house, and when my kids 51 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,680 were young, was one of our favorite places. Like seriously, 52 00:02:38,719 --> 00:02:40,879 it was one of our favorite places to go. Now, 53 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,520 as a fifty six year old man with no young children, 54 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,479 it'd be a little weird if I were hanging out, 55 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:47,000 So I'm not gonna be able to go see the Count. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,039 But if you've got kids, I love Sesame Place. The 57 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,479 Count brought along some things, including the Count along Castle 58 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,120 Halloween Maze. Guests are invited to count the winding hallways 59 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,560 and the holy surprises that wait you inside. Count Von 60 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,199 Count's not too scary Castle Maze, you know, so I 61 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,280 won't be a that, but you might find me in 62 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:09,120 Canton at the Factory of Terror, one of the largest 63 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:12,560 indoor haunted houses in the world, recognized by Guinness World 64 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,199 Records three times. The enormous haunt is more than a 65 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:20,080 mile long and consists of four unique spine chilling attractions. 66 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,840 They are the Forsaken Asylum of Doctor Morbidius, the Industrial Nightmare, 67 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:29,400 the Massacre on Mahoning, and the Abyss. Talented actors and 68 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,879 performers are scattered throughout the lines to entertain patrons as 69 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,759 you wait to get into each attraction. But before you 70 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,240 even enter that, you can buy some beer at the 71 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,759 Carnival Bar that's right after you get off the first line. 72 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:44,199 This thing is huge. There's a second line, but you 73 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,439 can get a quick refreshment at Poison Ivy's Greenhouse Bar. 74 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,199 Now halfway through your tour, you can visit the French 75 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:54,840 Quarter at the Factory. There you can get another beverage. 76 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:58,159 And then there's the Forsaken Bar on Bourbon, which is 77 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:01,000 a New Orleans themed kind of spooky thing. So now 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,599 you've had four drinks, you can enjoy the highly detailed 79 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:06,599 and elaborate sets and the over one hundred and thirty 80 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:10,719 actors and staff. All Right, if those type of beverages 81 00:04:10,719 --> 00:04:13,319 aren't your thing and you just want some coffee, Starbucks 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,800 is hooking it up. They have a lineup of collectible 83 00:04:15,919 --> 00:04:20,639 drink wear for Halloween. They include the Nighttime Cauldron Tumbler 84 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,519 that'll only run you fifteen bucks, The Midnight Glow in 85 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,759 the Dark Cold Cup with moth straw toperor twenty four 86 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,439 ounces that'll only run you twenty nine to ninety five. 87 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,040 It's a jet black cold cup with a prism texture. 88 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,079 It transforms into an eerie green in the dark and 89 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,120 includes a moth straw topper, again only twenty nine ninety five. 90 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,360 Also at that price point, the Onyx Tumbler with moth Charm. 91 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,040 That one's only sixteen ounces, but it's the perfect carrier 92 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:45,079 for a hot beverage on a windy fall day. And 93 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,160 then there's the Amethyst Ooz Glow in the Dark Cold Cup. 94 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:50,319 That one's twenty four ounces. That one runs you at 95 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:52,319 twenty three dollars. Did you hear the Queen's accent? I 96 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,959 dropped the g I heard it. I'm leaving it in. 97 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:56,920 Make any ice beverage even more chilling with this purple 98 00:04:56,959 --> 00:05:00,439 cold cup that also glows blue in the dark. Now, 99 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:06,360 this one is exclusively at Starbucks, in airports, grocery stores, hospitals, colleges, universities, 100 00:05:06,399 --> 00:05:08,279 and more. So you're gonna have to hunt for that one. 101 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:12,160 You're gonna earn that one. And let's take another look 102 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,360 at the knockoff costumes. You may remember last time I 103 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,920 started to giggle when I clicked on creepy Husband. Now 104 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:24,040 creepy Husband has a John Aston style mustache, is holding 105 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,759 a cigar, and it's a pinstripe suit. I'm going to 106 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,240 guess that Creepy Husband's favorite president is Adams. You know, 107 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,480 there was John Adams and John Quincy Adams. They were 108 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,079 the Adams family, by the way. But this is not 109 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,519 that at all. This is creepy Husband. Next up we 110 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,920 have the Blue Gnome Father. You know, a little blue creature, 111 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:46,839 say like three apples high, with a beard and a 112 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:49,600 red hat. This isn't that at all. This appears to 113 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:52,319 be just a dad in a light blue shirt and 114 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,040 regular pants. So if you're confusing with some sort of cartoon, 115 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,839 you are wrong. This is a legally distinct Blue Gnome Father. 116 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:03,399 Now I've mentioned earlier what candy I'm a fan of 117 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,920 This is not that at all. This is the chocolate MM. 118 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:10,000 And if you're like, how do you spelled M john, 119 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,480 you spell it mmmmm. So there's five ms there. This 120 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,480 is a chocolate MM which should not be confused with 121 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:18,439 anything that would have a trademark on it. This is 122 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,040 not that at all. This is just a round thing 123 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,319 that you wear around you. It doesn't even have an 124 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,800 M on it. It has a smiley face because it 125 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,079 is a chocolate MM. And you know I told you 126 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,319 last week about the green shirted plumber guy. I was right. 127 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:36,040 There's red plumber guy. This guy has a mustache, probably 128 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,000 enjoys pasta. It's probably been to Venice in Rome a 129 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,079 couple times. This is red plumber guy from your favorite 130 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,279 video game or not. Actually, it's not at all. It's 131 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,000 just a guy in jungerease T shirt and a hat 132 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,959 who has a mustache. I don't know what you think 133 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,879 it is. It's legally distinct. And do you like superheroes? 134 00:06:52,959 --> 00:06:55,240 Remember when you were a kid, you'd watch they were 135 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,040 friends and there was like the super Guy and the 136 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:59,040 bat Guy, and one of the guys, of course was 137 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,800 aqua Hero. Yes, the super hero from the ocean, the 138 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:06,160 famous aqua hero who is legally distinct and should not 139 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:09,680 be confused with anyone else in the world. And those 140 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,839 are your five good news Halloween stories. Don't forget there's 141 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:16,759 also regular five good news stories and five good news 142 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,920 Christmas stories, and you can find all this in the 143 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:22,519 main five Good News Stories feed. You have an awesome day.