Speaker 1: So the guests arrived, she's if you gave her that
pill that they gave those people in the movie Limitless,
remember that, Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bradley Coop's.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, look at me, Like Brie, you give
it to her. Like three hours later, she's like, hey,
look at me. I can make all my crans color
in the lines you were supposed to be solving very
complicated like did you write problems?
Speaker 2: Did you write that joke down? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank god, and listen.
Speaker 2: I mean I've said some really stupid shit too, but
I'm just happy you didn't write that down.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying she's a dubby.
Speaker 2: Welcome aboard another brand spanking an episode of another bulow
Deck podcast. My name is Dylan, That is Patrick. Permission
to come aboard granted? What's up, dude?
Speaker 1: Not much season time?
Speaker 2: Are you doing?
Speaker 1: Bill seasons winding down?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Dyl? You know you and I talked about this on
another podcast that we recorded earlier today. You know, a
yacht sank like two weeks ago, and you and your
other podcast are covering it in that conspiracy theory podcast.
You do want to plug it?
Speaker 2: Man? I don't want to play why not.
Speaker 1: I think it's fascinating. A lot of people are interested
in yachts that just randomly sink, especially after you've been
awarded two billion dollars right right right.
Speaker 2: For defrauding HP in an acquisition. I mean, you can't
lie about what the value your company is and then
when you beat the case, those printers pay pretty well.
They can hire assassins who have underwater magical weaponry. They
can creates cyclones underwater on Coral. You can listen to
the whole thing at deep Waters aka Conspiracy Social Club.
So that was very sweet. Thanks pat Patreon dot com.
Slash another podcast network is where you will find our
Bachelor coverage Bachelorette coverage. It's the finale this week.
Speaker 1: It was a dot of a season. Dylan and I
made it fun. But the good news is we have
the Golden Bachelorette coming up and I think that's gonna
be just a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of fun seeing the blue hair slam
into one another, break hips, fall in love, fall out
of love, possibly die, who knows. So listen to all
that at Patreon. Let's get into the episode. We have
an episode and you thought it was what.
Speaker 1: Seasons winding down. It really is. Uh, there's not a
lot here. Oh this point, I do want to actually,
you know what, I do want to point out, Sandy
at the tail end of the episode, they made a
little fib here because you and I were encyclopedias this series.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I think you are. I've probably watched almost five hundred
episodes of this series. Yeah, because you know, we've gone
deep into the back catalog. There's been four iterations of
this a year for the last four years. Yeah, we're
roughly around five hundred, So I'm an expert. Sandy has
said she never has fired a low level third stew dud.
Speaker 2: I apologize for not doing yes, had you know because
I went to UCB like every kid with no clear
career prospects did in the late Auti Audia. But the
reason I say I'm not in an excaclopedia because we
saw all these people and I was like, I vaguely
remember you, but you're kind of like a lucid dream.
I have no idea who you.
Speaker 1: Are, and this is this speaks to me being an idiot.
There are people that I saw in the package of
flashbacks that we've interviewed that I was like, who is that.
Speaker 2: Part right right right? That's on me, and it's the
booze and the weed. Respect that's why what respectively? Speaking
of weed, we just did a podcast and I was
okay for about let's say, thirty two minutes, and then
my tongue started to not work. So I'm praying for
greener pastures here. But will see my mouth isn't working
good right now?
Speaker 1: Well, let me continue. Sandy had alleged that she never
fired a low level third SEO, and then they showed
footage of Delaney. Delaney was only on the show for
two and a half episodes.
Speaker 2: I believe Delaney. That's right.
Speaker 1: Uh, Delaney was in fact fired. Uh it was you
and the chief Stuart's time. I believe her name was Francesca,
and you let her go with one charter left, and
your reasoning was you didn't need her anymore, okay. And
I had famously said why not let her sleep in
the laundry room.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yes.
Speaker 1: Our episode and went on watch What Happens Live and
told Andy that I remember, that's why, Okay, that's you
did fire her and she shouldn't have been in the footage.
As an example of people that you haven't.
Speaker 2: Fired, right, right, Okay, that's a really good point. Anyway,
you are a freaking steel trap man.
Speaker 1: Thank you, zero knots.
Speaker 2: Zero knots for me too. I mean, what a fun episode.
We've got death, we've got love, we've got highbrows, we've
got a new member aboard this vessel, and we have
the continued al Pacino in insomnia Mania from Ellie hasn't
sleeped in four days. Very concerned about being unseated in
a position that is, in terms of all the positions
out there in the working world, maybe among the lowest.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, there's a couple lower. I've famously, the
second time I've used that phrase, set an example of
the assistant lizard washer at the zoo. Sure, it's right,
it's pretty cool. It's like a little bit about that.
Speaker 2: If your Treasury secretary and they bring in somebody in
the department who you feel may be gunning for you,
maybe you know a little paranoia that can creep in there.
Speaker 1: Oh you say, you're saying, Hey, I think she's gonna
take my job cleaning ship off a toilet pole.
Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah, yeah, that can't happen. Zero pods.
Speaker 1: May I start us off DELI. Of course, our new
our new stew carrier arrives and right out of the gate,
she's uh usually gaaling us of tales of sa rat history.
Oh yeah, I believe she attempted to serve a prostitute
of my tie. Yeah, her words, not mine. The prostitute
was at that point being eaten out.
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, yeah, getting her box maunched on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she didn't go that far, but I'd like
to point out accepting favor still leaves a couple hands
free animal. So it's it's like riding a bike and
chewing gum. You you could drink the Myti, I could.
Speaker 2: Have a Myti, get my box munched? I mean lots
of people, could you know. I think she said something about,
uh a tampax being thrown on the wall, kind of
like the pickles in the beginning of Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't catch that one.
Speaker 2: You do. Sorry. It's a revolting trade. So we have
where are.
Speaker 1: We We're still in the first thirty seconds of the episode.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic, that's great news. Okay, So Nathan tells everybody
that the new girl who he brought up to the
Crow's nest is Scottish and Joe who is Joe is
proving to be a colossal douchebag. But this show needs
that archetype.
Speaker 1: Yet, we don't want to give any spoilers because you
we know who made it to the next season.
Speaker 2: We don't want to people, right, huge fan of the
show who we love has had some insight. Yeah, there,
we don't want to ruin it for people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're a douchebag, it might get you
another season on this franchise.
Speaker 2: It's my point. Yeah, I mean you can't speak in
coded language. That is that easy to decide, right, you know? Yeah, yeah, okay,
but it is like we may loathe Joe, but Joe,
is you need necessary?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know ah that movie documentary Catfish, Yeah, we'sally
got the title. Catfish always shakes up the other fish
in the tank. You need them around. They keep everybody moving,
and we.
Speaker 2: Don't need digital catfish, right because it's too sad, it's
too depressing. That move that documentary was didn't he walk
into the house and it was a little bit like
Texas chains on ass There were like two severely disabled
children there.
Speaker 1: Correct, that's correct, And the woman who is supposed to
be a pop singer that had been string him along,
was in fact fifty year old woman who was married. Yeah,
and she had a very kind of sad on exciting
life in.
Speaker 2: This Moo Moo's Only Move Moves Only.
Speaker 1: And her husband upon hearing that she was in fact
communicating with younger, good looking men from New York and Yeah,
I was like, eh, you know, that's my wife. She's
like a catfish. And they were a title for that
documentary until he said that, yeah, and they're like.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, that's sad. But it did remind me of
you know how in Texas changed. I'm asker like Arley
Ermie and all those freaks are all kind of like
supporting one another because oh shucks, that's my wife is
not an appropriate response. No, no, because she's trafficking psychotic behavior,
trafficking all right. So, like we talked about Joe's the douchebag,
and that's on display when Nathan says she's Scottish and
Joe goes.
Speaker 1: Ugh, yeah, right, it's a little bit like cheese.
Speaker 2: Going ugh at Joe.
Speaker 4: Oh oh oh, okay.
Speaker 2: I got it. You're so repulsed that you're not going
to toss into one another at some point. You know,
it's just just really, they're all so randy, these people. Yeah,
they're all so randy. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, Joe, you're a pick, all right, So can
I do a meanwhile? Right now? Of course, meanwhile, Kermit
meets with Carrie and gives her the tour, And just
at this point we learned that Tommy has passed. Now
I want to point out Tommy well, because we don't
have any frame of reference who Tommy is at this
given point. I was hoping Tommy was his pet iguana
or something.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, of.
Speaker 1: Course we got sad news later. It's a human person,
and you know, Nathan, I know we all process grief differently,
but I want to say he got the news and
he was like, let's go crack a beer. I'm gonna
out my girlfriend tonight. You know. The Irish people, it
takes us until we get a couple a couple of
drinks in us before we start feeling really sad.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, you're ethically predispposed to be in a booze bag,
that's right. I mean, your organs can't function properly without
a little I don't know, what do you people drink whiskey.
I shouldn't be saying you people, I'm like fifty percent you.
Speaker 1: Are fifty percent Irish. So that's why you that's there's
reason that you and I have this great chemistry.
Speaker 2: Deligenuse.
Speaker 1: I think it's the Irish.
Speaker 2: It's the Irish. You know, many many moons ago, our
forefathers and mothers were just se and eyeballs around their
necks and howling in the moon. And that's why we can,
you know, speak to one another in that language. That's right, Okay,
so we again do this. Oh, I'm in trouble thing
from Joe. I don't know why this is so triggering
to me. It's just such it's so annoying to hear
guys say this.
Speaker 1: Let me just say this, Dylan. Uh, it's a little
late in the season start giving out new names for
cast members. That about on a recap of fourteen episodes.
Speaker 2: Hey, better late than ever.
Speaker 1: Fine Joe's names. It's not Joe, it's Hope. I'm gonna
call you how at this point, And to quote the
Balkan biscuit, Uh, you have no fucking shame you pick.
She didn't add the pig part.
Speaker 2: I add that, but Joe's essentially like that guy Chipotle
that asked that dude to mix that burrito. No shame.
Speaker 1: Hey, I want to say, Carrie is offered a shot
of grey goose by Joe. Thank god she declined that offer.
I was because some sea rats have really made egregious
mistakes of walking onto this boat. I mean, it's bad
enough that she went out on night one.
Speaker 2: Right, but hey, Joe, we're not at a high school bondfire. Okay,
so put the bottle of grey goose away please.
Speaker 1: You know, is it bondfire or bonfire? Bonfire with a
D or an n an N. I was gonna say
it should be called a bondfire, because that's when you
do pass around a bottle of whiskey that you stole
from the bond grandfather's. Yeah, your grandfather's liquor cabinet. You
take a little sip there. The next thing, you know,
you think you're better friends for life.
Speaker 2: You know, that may be like the etymology, you know,
how we just lose certain letters and words. That's true,
that's true.
Speaker 1: They should call it a bondfire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get in the comments. Let us know if you
know the specific origin of that word and whether or
not we've lost that d You know, it's like salmon.
You know, we all got together and we just said
we're not pronouncing the L anymore, that kind of thing,
but the else is still there.
Speaker 1: Salmon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is this good? So far?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, a.
Speaker 1: Little warning to anybody out there, never in your workplace,
try and cook salmon in the microwave in the common area.
Speaker 2: Battle bang your daughter.
Speaker 1: I'll have sex with your daughter.
Speaker 2: Okay. So if she's of age always, and I mean
seriously of age, like we're not going under twenty four,
not at all. I mean even twenty four.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was twenty four.
Speaker 2: You know I had this. This is amazing. Nope, nope, Hey,
pat remind me that. Remind me to tell you a
joke after the podcast. Will you remind me?
Speaker 1: I will?
Speaker 2: Okay, So, let's I want to talk about this. I'm
in trouble line. We've discussed it before. Bad let me cook.
We've discussed it before. One, there's an implication I can
if I want to, which is not true. Two, she's
just a person. What is this like if somebody walks
in with the correct or incorrect genitalia, depending on how
you're looking at it, you go, oh, I'm in trouble.
It's like pathetic, almost like is there You've completely lost
agency in this. You can't not do it? What's going
on here? Eyebrows?
Speaker 1: Ho, hey ho. Well I'll say this, you know what?
And I talked about this a couple of podcasts ago.
It's fun being young and stupid. These are the things
that they care about.
Speaker 2: Well, Ellie walks out in a cute, rather revealing outfit.
Speaker 1: I think she looked like a stripper.
Speaker 2: Well carried it too, I agree with her.
Speaker 1: Now, it may sound like an insult, and it may
appear offensive at the you know.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's let's let's woke this a little bit.
Speaker 1: So denying that she looks like a fucking.
Speaker 2: Stripper, Well, why is it offensive?
Speaker 1: I agree? It's an occupation.
Speaker 2: It's an occupation empowering. It's it's empowering. I mean, what's
more empowering than getting on I mean, we're such complicated apes.
We we have this this strip of middle and then
somebody just gets on it, and then everyone is instantly
lobotomized into making disgustingly bad decisions. How does it work?
It must be unbelievably empowering. Okay, so not a great
star with these two on account of Carrie said, you
look like a whore.
Speaker 1: I like carry She's off to a great start, okay.
Speaker 2: So tonight is the best night for her to have
arrived on this boat because we're going out dinner table obviously,
first night, first moment, Joe sits down next to her star. Yeah,
I mean we've got a full court press on the
poor girl. We cut back to those seasons of yore. Now.
The reason I remember Jess and Rob one boobs, but
two rob very like angularly handsome and I'm not gonna
call it a normal people. Connell and maryam kind of love.
But it was very enticingly toxic.
Speaker 1: You know it was she you know we interviewed Massacre,
Oh we did. Yeah. She was parked out in in
a parking lot of a Costco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that happens sometimes. Yeah, and Costcos are horrible place.
But it's important to go so that you can see
somebody getting sixteen muffins for some reason. Why are you
getting that many?
Speaker 1: She must have sixteen.
Speaker 2: Kids, yeah, or one so a pizza.
Speaker 1: I hate that place so much.
Speaker 2: No, I know, and listen, the only reason we're talking
about is because I just went to Costco way too
high and got screamed at by three different employees laughed.
You can hear the full story at patrion dot com
Slash another podcast network. Okay, so a pizza is served
with unmelted cheese. Asia and Carrie are getting along very quickly,
and Ellie is already spiraling. She says this could be
a problem.
Speaker 1: She's a threat now. I want to point out to
the Balkan biscuit because I can appreciate game nose game,
but you have two episodes left, like you're not in
jeopardy of losing your job at this point. Let it
wrap up. You know what I mean. You're saying chill
chill out, yeah yeah, and then cheese slash free. She
also sees Carrie as a threat, but as a different
kind of threat from her personal life, and she uses
that analogy of a three course meal. Cheese is the appetizer,
She's the cheese sticks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ellie is the chick of hetas okay, and carries the dessert.
She's the molten chocolate cake. I love Chili's.
Speaker 2: What kind of carnival cruise are we on eating this meal?
Mazzarella sticks, chicken fajitas, and chocolate lava.
Speaker 1: Cake that I just laid out my favorite menu at Chili's.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, so she and Joe are done. According to her, No,
you dragged him into a bathroom and say it be
a man, or I'll be a man.
Speaker 1: So he said, lift that skirt up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a It was a raunchy moment. Huh,
not hot at all. No, No, banging in toilets is
rarely hot, never hot. Okay. So he's moved on to
the Scottish girl who's who he is, who he's disgusted by,
and who's also a pathological flirt. So this should be good. Now.
Nathan I thought was doing well for having his friend
passed away, but he is soaking the problem in liquor
right now. He gets in the vans and he's a
little bit flustered and angry. He tells Gail to shut
the fuck up and says, I wish I cared, but
I don't. Now this is this is a Condall moment.
This is a Conda moment because he's he I can
see where he's coming from. He doesn't care about this
right now. His friend just passed away. This means nothing
to him, but you have to go about life in a,
you know, a less brutish way. But it's revealed that
to the other sea rats that his friend passed away
and he can't handle it, and it's just very sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seemed that broken up about it. Well, I'm
saying earlier, you know, maybe call the guy's mom, check
in with her. I don't know, maybe he did some
of these things. It's like that drunk that was on
the last season of You talking about No, no, no,
I'm talking about that dude that missed calling his daughter
who lived in Alaska.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he goes out to a bar and
gets waste and then starts whining about it. It's like you,
you know, yeah, yeah, meet the agreed time to do
a facetot literally.
Speaker 2: Busted up right now because I couldn't get the Wi
fi to work. What about the last four years? Come on,
get it together. So we get back to the boat.
A lot of cat shots tonight, a lot of stray cats,
that's right, which I appreciate. I'm very glad that Nathan
has Gail there, because how is not They have a
kind of brotherly Melman.
Speaker 1: And Kermit has to encourage Joe to be there for
his friend Nathan.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean she's gonna let him know what's going on,
because I don't think he does.
Speaker 1: But Gail is there for them, for him, and they
go and take that walk and he admits to pushing
pain and grief away as most of us irishmen do. Yeh,
and then can I just get to the next morning,
of course, okay, next morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Gail tells us she likes seeing that more sensitive side
of of Nathan there and she wants to support him
like he supported her, you know, like when she was
dating that other guy and he tried to get in
her pants and he said things like fuck that guy.
You know when she was when he was there for her, he.
Speaker 2: Was there for her. He was like, hey, meet me
in the the inflatables closet on the fourth floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he said fuck that guy, which should
be on a greeting card for sympathy, you know. Yeah,
you know, I'd like to be there for a lot
of women like the way he was for.
Speaker 2: That's like a greeting card you would get in like
a hot sauce shack on the side of the road
going to Vegas. You know, fuck that guy, Fuck that guy.
Oh it's a joke. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I was headed to Vegas for a bachelor party. This
is twenty years ago. They would not get away with
this now. And I'm in the gift shop. It's between
here in Vegas, like one of those little shithole stopovers,
and they had a rack of shirts that said no
fat chicks allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I bought one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I walked into a bar with it. I
just thought it was funny. Sure, and they told me
I couldn't come in with the shirt.
Speaker 2: Well deservedly, so I understand. You know where that would
work great. I'm sure if you walked into the abbey
with that, you'd be welcomed. They'd be like, oh my god, honey. Yeah. Gross.
Speaker 1: The gays get away with so much more than a
straight CIS guys did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And it's because CIS people are fucking disgusting.
So and also Patrick Patrick sis whites get away with
so much. So anymore, we're not complaining.
Speaker 1: I don't know how good I had it.
Speaker 2: I know, wasn't it fun? All right? So Carrie is
gonna be floating. Asia has decided that she is not
going to throw a stick of dynamite into the mix
because Ellie is insane. Before we get to the preference
sheet meeting Ellie Jesus christ Man, she goes, and I
understand that Ellie doesn't know what Carrie's CV is yet,
but there's still this Pride Rock conversation, like I she
better recognize. And I'm not saying that this would come
from Mufass's line. I'm saying there were a lot of
CD characters around Pride Rock, very worried about hierarchical stuffin
scar Maybe a bad analogy, but she goes, you're the
fourth stew You're gonna be floating. That means you the
lowest on the totem pole. Know your role. Stay back, bitch.
And it's just like I mean, not to quote Pat,
we're cleaning shit off toilet.
Speaker 1: Bowls, speaking of shit, Dylan. So despite carry out ranking
Cheese and Ellie, she will remain the doochie that refused
to be sucked down into that sewer line of the toilet,
also referred to as a floater.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, right, Yeah, imagine if.
Speaker 1: Poop had feelings. Hey, I'm not going down that dark hull.
I want to stay in this bowl and hang out
for a while.
Speaker 2: Or if it is their kind of ritualistic right, it's
their mecca. He goes, what are you doing? I can't
just sit here. I gotta go. You know, my wife
and I watched We've been on a Meet the Blank
kick lately. We will meet the Blank, meet the parents,
and Meet the Fockers. Meet the Fockers is one of
the greatest sequels ever.
Speaker 1: Meet the fuck that's the nanny that had lost Meet
the Fockers.
Speaker 2: Right right right, and she she birthed a child with
a minor league baseball player who looks exactly like that.
I mean, it's just a fantastic film. And the reason
why I brought it up is because Dustin Hoffman, who
has never been cuter than in that movie, says, we
abide by. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown,
flesh it down. And then he says, looks like I
broke my own rule. And he goes and he fleshes.
Robert de Niro is so fantastic.
Speaker 1: In that movie. You know he's retired, he's never gonna
work again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, he is very busy because what he's
gonna do for the rest of his life is go
to like trials here, Like he's just gonna stand out
front of Republican nodes and just yell at people. Bob,
you got so much money, man, don't worry about it.
You need a scream at people in Trump hats.
Speaker 1: Look at this jerk, this jerk, what are you doing
wearing that hat?
Speaker 2: Bob, you own Tribeca. All right, let's do it. Let's
get to the preference. Shape Manting got a couple of
Dayton's dayton Nights, they want Uzu cocktails to kick things off.
Love that. We've got dance parties, we're gonna need We've
got we've got pirate towers. We've we're gonna see see
what the tongue's doing. You see it?
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Tapas and small plates as opposed to family style.
Speaker 1: That's would be one of my preferences as well.
Speaker 2: Tapas is just smaller family style.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When you go to a tapas restaurant, they're like, we
recommend you order twelve things, yep, and.
Speaker 1: You pass them around. It's it's something so much better
than it feeling like you're at a fucking banquet wedding.
I don't like family.
Speaker 2: Style I love family style. Family style is done correct.
I'm not saying you don't. You don't put a a
sterno under something. But the toppest thing is like, oh,
thank you for this plate of three scallops. We'll split
this amongst us five. You know, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I hear now, Dylan. One of the more important preferences
was they want to go with a big bang for
the fifteenth year anniversary.
Speaker 2: They are all anniversaries together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, Johnoh's listen to this and he's gonna pull
out all the stops for desert for this fifteenth anniversary.
Think he's going to serve.
Speaker 2: Popsicles, Flintstone popsicles. But they're gonna have the pushy thing.
So it's like, oh that's class. It may not be class,
but there's a lot of effort that goes into it.
And Sandy's not going to recognize that, and he's gonna go,
but do you do you know what if Flintstone populed,
like do you know how hard it was for me
to do this? And she's gonna be like, it's popsicles, JOHNA,
we can't do that. There's a shellfish allergy. There's a
shellfish allergy. And if you'll remember from the last episode,
Johnah almost killed the worst X Men ever. Now many
people got in our comments and ask the philosophical question.
I'm not going to go there because they didn't say that,
and it's just a dark thing to be put out period.
So we're gonna move on. You know, when you don't
have ads in a show. I know, I'm kind of
just I'm kind of just drunk walking down this field.
It's fun. Ellie and Asha have a very awkward interaction.
Ellie goes up to Asia and essentially asks her to
mentor her, and Asha essentially says, no, good, just keep going. Hey,
you do.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing over there.
Speaker 2: Whenever you're doing doing that, there's orange mahidas you're doing
keep keep going.
Speaker 1: I think Kermit hates I.
Speaker 2: Think so too. I don't think they get along. We've
got more infighting though, this time between Gale and Joe.
Speaker 1: So this is the odd lines or trying to be
a storyline.
Speaker 2: What were we call it? Ho? Yes?
Speaker 1: Ho and Gaale them bumping heads is very odd to me.
It's kind of been ramping up, and then of course
it comes to a head with him calling her a
princess and shim her calling him a prick later on
the episode, and then Nathan, I don't know where I
stand with him sitting by the they.
Speaker 2: Call each other that, Yeah, direct, did I miss that?
Speaker 1: It was in the kitchen they were eating lunch, which
is you know, when you're eating food, the last thing
I want to do is fight. That's why I always like,
if you're fighting with your wife or your girlfriend, your spouse, whatever,
don't go out and have dinner. It's gonna be the
most expensive, uncomfortable, miserable experience of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that's why you've always hated food fights so much.
That's right, just doesn't make any sense to Youde. It's
very wasteful too. So Joe's hanging over her like a
nosy cadaver, and she's bothered by it. Carrie's working hard,
so is Cheese. Unfortunately, she's working hard is the same
as having I don't know, a garbage bin of raccoons
doing laundry. We've got another Polo incident, and once again
Ellie keeps stumbling upon force fields that will protect her
from being thrown overboard, which is, as far as I
can see, the only punitive measure that makes any sense
at this point. Now it's we're too late in the
season to fire her.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Before it was she's too low on the totem pole
to fire. It's one of the most baffling things because
this show can be pretty ruthless. I mean, we've seen
people go for reasons that we didn't think they should
go for. And now we've got Ellie who's we're in
episode sixteen. Now, I don't think she's done a thing right.
Speaker 1: She's going to make it to the finish line, as
I believe Johno is going to make it to the
finish line. M So Kermit learns that the crew has
been covering for Cheese. Yes. And this is interesting because
she realized is she's so incoonfident that she's even Kermit
is lost her Uh, she's exhausted to even fire her, Yeah,
which I'd argue is more of an insult. Yeah, because
you're such a loser and irredeemable. I can't waste any
more effort on you. You just do you both.
Speaker 2: It's it's the Jim Downey speech at the end of
Again Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait, always that was Jim Downey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gives that speech.
Speaker 1: That's what he looks like. Yeah, Jim Downey's a famous
writer for Sade Night Live that wrote all the best sketches.
I had no idea. May God have mercy on your soul.
Oh wow, he delivers that so perfectly, so perfectly. I've
never seen that actor before. I was like, we should
see him in more film.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Good, there's been in two movies. I think that
and randomly there will be blood.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: But it was great and that a fun piece of trivia.
To take that to your next dinner party. Okay, so
too late in the season to come down her on
her obviously. Asia says she really wants to finish with four.
I don't know why why Gayla and Nathan are going
on an adventure together. I think that they'll be traveling
post docking. Aisha tells Captain Sandy about the polo and
about the interference that the crew has been running for Cheese,
and Sandy heads down to talk to Cheese. Now, we've
devised a new scheme to help this process not be.
Speaker 1: So raccoon like beads beads, and we learned Dylan how
she found out to use color beads. It turns out
there's a group out there for sea rats to talk.
And it's not AA or NA or sexual addiction. It's
I don't even think it had a name.
Speaker 2: It was just like Sea rats anonymous.
Speaker 1: That's right, Sea rats anonymous, And that's how she learned
SRAH for short. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I mean obviously there's a group for this.
I mean I'm in uh, you know, magic, the gathering
collectible groups. So obviously there's a group for people who
need help with sa rat shit.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's what Facebook's for now, and for people to post
vague cries for help.
Speaker 1: I call it Facebook crimes aps by the Baywall. Yeah,
I have before this selfies girls like I didn't think
these shoes were cool. Yeah, Like, this is so sad
that you're posting this. You're fifty.
Speaker 2: My favorites are the the selfies in the car I
can't believe I got out of bed today.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, the ominous like, yeah, I don't think I
want to do.
Speaker 4: You want to one of what?
Speaker 2: All right? So this lowest on the totem pole position
is a position that Sandy wants to offer belief in
and not punishment. So Ellie gets the beads. Do you
have faith that this is going to make a difference
in any way, shape or for him.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the guests arrived.
Speaker 1: She's if you gave her that pill that they gave
those people in the movie Limitless, remember that, Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bradley Coop's.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, look at me, Like Brie, you give
it to her, Like three hours later, she's like, hey,
look at me. I can make all my crans color
in the lines. You were supposed to be solving very
complicated like.
Speaker 2: Did you write problems? Did you write that joke down? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank god, and listen.
Speaker 2: I mean I've said some really stupid shit too, But
I'm happy you didn't write that down.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying she's a dubby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, where's she going? Where's he going
with this? But yeah, I know that is funny. What
would Cheese do if she got the Limitless rug?
Speaker 1: She'd color in the lines? Wow? Oh good for you?
So man, we're sorry, No, I'm not. She should have
a job right now. They should have fired her five
charters ago. What is she still doing on this boat?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we I don't.
Speaker 4: Think she can read?
Speaker 2: Definitely not you kidding. No, we're joking around. We love Ellie.
Speaker 1: You mean Bri.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, so she says in Sandy says in her career,
I feel a little yacky about that?
Speaker 3: Is that too?
Speaker 2: Was that too much? No?
Speaker 1: She completely deserves it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we don't know who she is, we
just know her character her on the show. We're I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1: Her precap it as we see it. That's the line
we always use when when people come back and they say, hey,
can you stop talking about me?
Speaker 2: Well, and we say, yeah, hey, guys, you take it
a little bit easy. And I got a custody battle
going on. Lawyers are telling me that this is not
good for the case. Yep. Happy to pull back. Sure, okay,
So god, what was the other one? Like, I'm gonna
kill myself, you know.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm trying to make myself back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's okay. We're moving on. She gets the beads.
We're moving on. The guests arrived, a couple of fun midwesterners.
There's so much room for boning in here. Mm hmmm,
Anxious says, I've never been to a Ohio. You can
skip it, yeah, yep. And and that's not me trying
to be elitist. I think you can skip LA. Yeah,
you don't need to come to LA.
Speaker 1: You skip a lot of places. Yeah, but definitely Ohio.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I mean the twenty Columbus.
Speaker 1: That's where dreams go to die.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a listen, you can skip LA. But
at the end of the day, we're not going to
get the Dayton Games in twenty twenty, you know.
Speaker 1: We not.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you want everybody eating fucking chili and
spaghetti and dying on their way home. It would be unsafe.
But no, there's a lot of great stuff in Ohio. Planes,
flat land from that kind of planes. Nice people, I think, yeah,
nice people. Yeah, some sports over there. You get a
couple of drinks in them, you'll start to see that
they're maybe not the nicest people, just certain groups. I'll
cut it. Oh sure, yeah, okay, So Carrie is flying already,
she's exploding bottles and she has been put on cocktail duty.
Now we get some cea red history. Johno's mom had
a tough life, taught them to move past criticism. This
is one of these entries that you know, you filled
it out in blue ink. We're gonna need you to
do it again in black right, because what we need
to get charting is specificity. Right. If to me it.
Speaker 1: Said I went to a dance recital, something horrible.
Speaker 2: Happened and it changed.
Speaker 1: It showed me that I can get through things. The
devil's in the details.
Speaker 2: The devil is in the details. So JOHNO, we're gonna
need you to go back to that well or not.
But like we've said many times, you don't want to
be on this chart. So we've got an absolute pandemonia
or we've got absolute pandemonium with this undocking ian hasn't
or he's not seeing things again. And as we've discussed
what with him holding dimensions together, sometimes he gets overwhelmed,
starts to lose sight of things, sees the cosmos as
well as the doc so he's in a state of confusion.
This time it sends him into I mean, he turns
into a mute. Essentially. She's like, what's going on and
he's just not speaking.
Speaker 1: It's very odd. It's very odd. Someone had pointed out
Dylan that the reason we don't find him interesting and
in fact find him annoying, is he's not a drunk
or a sexual predator like most Bosn's, so he's not
interesting to us.
Speaker 2: But and I, dude, I can't. I am so sorry
to the person that wrote this because this made me
so happy when I saw it. I gotta find this.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: One of our fans said, the reason you don't like
Ian is because he looks like Wayne grow from Heat,
and I was like, oh my god, is.
Speaker 1: That the guy at the beginning during the robbery he
shoots the innocent people and then they spend the entire
movie trying to.
Speaker 2: Try and to find him. And then Heat is such
an amazing movie, but the end makes no sense at all.
De Niro goes back to get Wayne grow right, and
that's when everything goes tits up.
Speaker 1: It's dumb.
Speaker 2: It's dumb. DeNiro would never do that. He would never
do that. It's just so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm trying to find this, Okay, so then
we uh, let's see here. Oh, it's the tail end
of the episode.
Speaker 2: While Dylan it's a great name, Norbert Norbert.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. Yeah, you know, I was gonna say,
we have lunch, but they didn't really show the food,
so I don't even think you can recap.
Speaker 2: That no, all we have are broken glasses. She says,
I didn't say calm, I said stand by right in
front of the guest. Kind of awkward, it's fashion all. Yeah,
let's just I don't know, awkward situation. Ellie and Carrie
are going at each other already. Ellie feels like she's
going to get demoted, and Carrie trks for hoe. We
put three shackles into play in the wah wah and
we come out in karate gear. Now, this is when
we get to Joe and Gail fighting a little bit.
He says, she doesn't respect me, And my question is,
how could she be or how could she respect you.
You've been awarded a title that everyone on the boat
knows you don't deserve because Nathan's a more competent person.
You've also treated women like absolute shit the entire season
and put it on them, So why would she have
any respect for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. He also thinks that
he can't give her any orders because anything that comes
out of his mouth it seems like he's being condescending.
I'm not so sure about that. Yeah, yeah, but later
on or in the next thirty seconds, step he basically
thinks that she's jealous of him in his relationship with Nathan.
Is that what he likes?
Speaker 2: I think that's what she alleged. Okay, that's what she alleges.
But they have a very uncomfortable moment in the galley
while chewing on some food. Some guy comes out talks
about Merkins. It's always weird when you have, like Peter
Pan adults that are overtly sexual with stuff. It's like,
what is going on? It's not funny. And we wrap
with the Balkan biscuit going up to Asia.
Speaker 1: Dumb move, but she was more calculated than this.
Speaker 2: Such a dumb move. If you're going to be obsessed
with the hierarchical game of ores, you have to play
it with a little bit more savvy. You can't just
go up to your boss and sloppily suggest that there's
a chance that she could betray you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even know what she was going for here.
It was odd.
Speaker 2: It's a good question. What was the what was the
aim here? What were we gonna achieve after this? God knows?
But Aceh is triggered by this too. She's kind of
had enough of this, and she's like She's like, I'm
just having her shadow and also, what are you doing?
It's my decision anyways, I'll put her wherever the fuck
I want, so we'll see what happens next episode. Get
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