WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the snarts Egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.919 You're about to teach your buddy's glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:20.160 Chris ray God, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweety. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:23.960 Sit back and prepare for some shop. 5 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:33.479 Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory. 6 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:41.039 But no, hello, everybody, Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. 7 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:46.079 It's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's I don't know, 8 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:46.359 one of. 9 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:48.240 The fucking hooded creatures from fucking North. 10 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:55.759 Yes, that was that was way too early. 11 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:57.439 Not a minute has passed. 12 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:59.520 We'd even get into the hype of it. We just 13 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:01.920 just said something. You just set a slur. 14 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:05.359 Okay, I absolutely. 15 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:08.640 From the beginnings I have the forefront of of that 16 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:09.400 will happen. 17 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:12.439 But I couldn't resist, you know, because I'm just like, 18 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:13.200 look at this guy. 19 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:15.200 You got like one of those what are those. 20 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:18.000 Hooded creatures called the Star Wars sand people? 21 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:19.359 The Java? 22 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:25.680 Oh, the those guys, those the Tuscan Raiders thought they 23 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:26.680 are sand people. 24 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:28.680 Also also pole but the Jawas. 25 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:32.959 Okay, the little guys with they they walk around and 26 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:34.200 and they steal. 27 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:36.280 Yeah, and then they steal and they feel. 28 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:39.239 I hate that they steal. It's like, oh man, what 29 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:43.000 doesn't they that is their whole m though, is that 30 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:43.519 they steal? 31 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:46.959 How do you know they do they steal? Or do 32 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:50.480 or does their culture just not acknowledge this the concept 33 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:51.200 of ownership? 34 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:55.760 They still still from the get upset. Oh, I guess 35 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:56.879 that there goes that. 36 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:57.239 I guess. 37 00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:59.640 I guess to us, it would obviously still be stealing, right, 38 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:03.799 like say, of a culture didn't recognize killing someone as murder, 39 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:06.920 you know, like you're like, oh, you murdered that guy, 40 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:08.520 that that was homicide. 41 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:13.840 Like but it would just be like there just be 42 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:14.759 life is not sacred. 43 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.280 Yeah, exactly who cares? 44 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:21.159 I don't care this guy, this fucking just something. Just 45 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:22.560 want to slap them. 46 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:24.800 You know, you should take a gun and put it 47 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:26.560 in your penis and then don't turn it on. 48 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:28.240 You're like the type of person that would turn on 49 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:33.639 the turn on the gun. That's like it's turn on 50 00:02:33.719 --> 00:02:37.599 the gun is like turn on the dark, sid turn 51 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:39.319 off the dark. Now, that's like one of those things 52 00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:41.400 where it's like, you know, what is it glorious bases 53 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:43.639 where he does the wrong three Yeah, like if you 54 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:46.639 if you said turn on the gun in like a 55 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:50.039 like like that's what. 56 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:52.319 Yeah, you'd be fucking destroyed. 57 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:55.039 Yeah, you're an alien, like, oh you're a bitch. You're 58 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:58.479 a lip dard in disguise. Yeah, you're lip harden disguise. Yeah, 59 00:02:58.719 --> 00:03:01.599 it's like I forget for a forget Patroon of Compass 60 00:03:01.639 --> 00:03:03.479 the star tank over there, send us money and then 61 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:06.879 we'll reward you with like a little special we'll send. 62 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:08.560 It's a it's a raffle. 63 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.400 So if you, if you, if you donate to this 64 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:17.759 show right now today, you enter into a raffle and 65 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:20.360 one of you will be visited by all three of us. 66 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:22.639 We're all gonna fly out to meet you. We're gonna 67 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:27.039 pick one lucky winner every single day, mm hmm, and 68 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:28.879 we're gonna we're gonna fly out. 69 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:30.000 We're gonna fly asp me. 70 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:32.319 This is a promise. And if you don't win, and 71 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.159 you keep playing and you don't win, just rest assured 72 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:39.800 somebody is winning. Don't talk amongst yourselves to corroborate this. 73 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:42.800 We are going out there and visiting each and every 74 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:43.199 one of you. 75 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:48.199 Yeah, and there will be uh picture proof and it 76 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:50.800 will definitely not be a I or anything. 77 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:52.240 Right, it won't be a I. It will be like 78 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:55.680 it will pass every single possible doctor sEH. 79 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.479 This is like insanely. 80 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:04.560 Were there entered a chance to beat us, to storm 81 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:06.719 your house, like the capital. You should do a crypto coin. 82 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.240 We should do a coin. We should do mean like 83 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:11.520 why not? Yeah, at this point scams are legal, I guess. 84 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.159 I mean, at this point, I'm actually down because I 85 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:19.040 know the vast majority of our listeners are not that 86 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:20.959 like grossly stupid. 87 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:23.639 Yeah, I feel like our listeners would would pimp our 88 00:04:23.959 --> 00:04:26.480 our coin out to other people from outside. 89 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:29.000 They'll get a part of the of the of the dump. 90 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:31.879 Yeah, we'll cut you all in. We'll cut you all in. Yeah, 91 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:32.319 not much. 92 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:35.480 You'll get something in return, but like we'll get you'll 93 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:36.920 get Sweeney's entire share. 94 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:39.040 He's always fucking late to. 95 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:41.800 The you'll get like you'll get like an underwear sulked 96 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:43.959 and piss. Well, let's send you that. 97 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:46.240 Yeah, yeah it does. 98 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:48.319 He looks like some like like a ninja that would 99 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:51.439 be late to his assassination. He does. 100 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:55.759 He does look like a late untimely like like he 101 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:57.199 looks like an impunctual ninja. 102 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:58.879 Yeah, let's think if I kill you when you're not 103 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:00.839 expecting it, if I don't expect when I kill you, 104 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:01.680 then you're really fucked. 105 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:02.920 So let me send this out. Let me send this 106 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.319 message rafts to the audience. I'm curious as to what 107 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:06.759 people will think about this. Yeah. 108 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:09.720 So we typically try to do the show. 109 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:13.839 Around eleven o'clock in the morning, right, Typically it never 110 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:18.199 is that. It's usually like eleven thirty. This time it 111 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:21.720 was twelve because Kickson was Kingson was late. He had 112 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:25.040 to stay late to help set up a what a 113 00:05:25.079 --> 00:05:25.639 bed frame? 114 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:29.360 Yeah yeah, not even like a dungeon or something cool, like, 115 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.079 what the fuck am I gonna do set up a 116 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:34.199 dungeon in my two by two outs? Fucking you can 117 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:37.600 always have that kitchen in your dungeon that you've always wanted. Stop, Bro, 118 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:41.480 I cannot believe you brought that back. I escaped that. 119 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:42.720 I am sad. 120 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:45.680 I'm sorry. It lives within me. 121 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:46.959 I don't even know what you're talking about it. 122 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:48.879 That's to make it. He was like, I can't believe 123 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:49.279 you showed me. 124 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:50.720 I'm not gonna say it. I don't want to roo, 125 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:53.360 I don't I want the melody to creep back into 126 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:54.399 your mind. 127 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:56.399 I'm not going to remember, I promise you know how. 128 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:57.439 I know I'm not going to remember. 129 00:05:57.639 --> 00:05:58.920 I didn't sleep at all last night. 130 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:02.360 Oh okay, I'm wired in a weird way and I 131 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:03.800 had coffee. I'm fucked up right now. 132 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:09.160 Kitchen in a dungeon. I swear, I swear I'm gonna 133 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:10.000 bang Paul. 134 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:11.720 Fool I'm not touching it. 135 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:14.199 Come on, man, I can't say the beginning because then 136 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:15.199 they'll give it away immediately. 137 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:18.920 Doesn't give it away a while, he wasn't really the orbit. 138 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:22.079 You can't touch me at all. Kitchen and a dungeon. 139 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:25.560 I swear I'm gonna bang Paul. 140 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:30.160 Are you as Are you as less as I am? 141 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:33.839 No, there's a bunch of dumb idiots that are, like, 142 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.800 I think so hard. 143 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:39.199 Their teeth are going through their notes, they're like laughing 144 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:39.560 through the. 145 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:43.519 Old I'll give you. I'll give you a massive hint. 146 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:50.720 China. That's the best. That's a kitchen and a dungeon. China. 147 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:53.680 China is the best hit, the best hint I could 148 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:54.000 give you. 149 00:06:55.839 --> 00:07:05.600 Whatever. Nothing happened since we recorded last apparently not much. Anyway. 150 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:08.079 You said you wanted to say you want a little 151 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:09.240 special message. 152 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:11.920 Dude, I just wanted like, I'm I'm so fucking proud, 153 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:15.399 I'm so I'm so proud of those people that so 154 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.680 so Trump is uh hanging out with you know, the 155 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:19.839 ultimate war criminal bb Ne Yahoo. 156 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.000 Right, they're both war you know, they're. 157 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:26.959 You mean and you who he was hanging with? What 158 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:32.800 that I remember that I absorbed that is I'm. 159 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.519 Gonna take the talk reminds me of him at that moment, 160 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:37.279 and I'm gonna know that is that is that I 161 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:38.839 wonder what it's so bright? 162 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:45.519 Yea. I saw him of the Grammys and I was like, 163 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.639 as a fashion, I was like, I literally look like 164 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:50.519 that every day. 165 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:53.480 Oh yeah, just like in a black and like black pants. 166 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:57.639 I don't understand. I don't understand high fashion. I'm never 167 00:07:57.680 --> 00:07:59.839 gonna understand it. It's always been like eluded me. Like there's 168 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:03.399 times where I see like very ornate things. Yeah, but 169 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:05.120 I think that's the ornate. So I think that's the 170 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:06.040 point of them being so. 171 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:07.680 Like I think for them. But I also I'm like, 172 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:09.560 I think that's I think that will never. 173 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:12.480 Not be stupid, like the idea between of it, because 174 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:15.279 like some ornate ship, like like the fucking Vatican looks 175 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:18.000 cool the way they dress, and that's objectively show you ornate, 176 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:18.240 you know. 177 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:21.040 So there's like there's a medical dress. That is, it's 178 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.399 supposed to look a certain way. 179 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:27.879 I think that, yeah, and it's like it's I love it, 180 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:30.959 but say, if you're gonna practical me, like a really 181 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.559 deep down me, It's like, well, of course that's stupid 182 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:36.159 and wasteful and all that shit. But the part of 183 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:38.440 me that wants to live in a like whimsical fantasy world, 184 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:42.000 that shit's the awesome and a fashionist I want them 185 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:45.799 to keep up that ship, right, the performative stupid bullshit, 186 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:49.519 And when he does that normal fucking I'm just gonna 187 00:08:49.519 --> 00:08:51.759 be in a black pants that you can get from 188 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:53.399 Ross and a black shirt. 189 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:54.919 So I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here 190 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:55.279 at that show. 191 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:57.399 I don't understand the difference in those things. I just 192 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:59.320 I don't know, man. I've never been a fashion person. 193 00:08:59.320 --> 00:09:04.559 I have cousins who no way really just even like suits. 194 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:04.879 I just don't. 195 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.200 I just don't care about like adornment. I've never been 196 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:09.320 that kind of person. I like suits, but I like 197 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:09.919 a good suit. 198 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:11.799 I'm just like out of shape, so I don't like 199 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:14.320 wearing suits because I like how I like how fitted 200 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:17.120 suits look, and then if you're not in shape, they 201 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:17.840 look terrible. 202 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:19.600 I simply refuse to be out of shape. 203 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:24.480 I mean, do you have any choice? I huh, do 204 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:25.919 you have any choice to be out of shape? 205 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:26.879 I think I could have. 206 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:28.679 I could get out of shape. I think you think so. 207 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:30.879 Yeah, I would kill yourself where you truly out of shape? 208 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:31.879 I think you would probably die. 209 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:34.240 What do you mean you'd probably get like extreme, like 210 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:36.919 have some sort of cardiac pile before you truly Oh, probably, 211 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:38.039 I just don't. 212 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:40.600 I just don't I can actually get fat, though. 213 00:09:40.799 --> 00:09:41.960 I don't think I can get fat. 214 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:42.720 Yeah, I don't think. 215 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:45.200 I think I can get a gut maybe, yeah, you know, 216 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:45.759 like your gut. 217 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:47.879 I think you'd have to. 218 00:09:47.960 --> 00:09:50.320 But I think it's still like you would end up 219 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:53.960 there's really bad, Like you'd end up in prison, like 220 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:57.840 prison probably, but like end up at a hospital before 221 00:09:57.879 --> 00:09:59.679 you even develop any sort of gut. 222 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:01.840 Be difficult for me to a man like I might 223 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:04.919 get like a little bit pudgy in my sixties based 224 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:08.639 on my parents, because their parents are not really they're 225 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:09.799 not fat people at all. 226 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:13.000 Yeah, I'm small with a small small person in general. 227 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:13.679 My I's very small. 228 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:17.200 Your dad is like not not big definitely, like I 229 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:17.879 wouldn't see. 230 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.320 I understand he's like slowed down, like you know age, 231 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:22.480 and then he's not killing as many vcs. 232 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:25.799 Yeah, you know, he's like like, oh my god. 233 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:26.480 He lives. 234 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:30.960 No, No, there's no VC new. I forgot. I forgot 235 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:32.879 to intro the show. Welcome to the stark Type podcast. 236 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:34.879 Over to patreon dot com. Did I do that already? 237 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:35.000 Ye? 238 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.960 Holy shit, I forgot the skits. 239 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:42.080 I forgot the stark Tank podcast. 240 00:10:42.399 --> 00:10:43.039 Go over to Patreon. 241 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.080 Complast the snark Tank, send a dollar to him. 242 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.679 I don't know what what's that about. 243 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:55.840 Let's just let the Restless podcast be a continuous loop 244 00:10:55.879 --> 00:10:56.799 of introing. 245 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:58.240 All right, guys, welcome to the start. 246 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:00.559 I feel really. 247 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:02.639 Bad of it, like, oh my god, I'm watching someone 248 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:03.759 get dementia. 249 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:07.679 That would be terrifying. Oh yeah, but funny too quick 250 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:08.120 shout out. 251 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:09.639 It was all. It was just a little quick shot. 252 00:11:09.679 --> 00:11:11.159 I didn't go on and on about that. I just 253 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:13.679 there's there's a lot of good people in this country 254 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:18.200 that are very practical and smart and really understand the. 255 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:22.039 You know, yeah, the complicated and intricate web of geopolitics. 256 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:25.519 Yeah, vote because I don't feel like either already's dealing 257 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:26.600 with the Green Party. 258 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:28.679 Yeah, there's like, oh, this guy is doing a bunch 259 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:32.679 of horrible times. Well, yeah, there's that, but it's just 260 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:35.679 I think at this point, it's just it's just shout 261 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:37.399 out to those guys, you know, like we're at a 262 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:40.559 point where none of that ship matters anymore, with the 263 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.039 oh lesser or two evil, this, this and that and 264 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:48.240 all this ship. I'm just like, brother, I love you guys. 265 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:53.120 You guys make very good decisions. The guy that you 266 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:56.440 some of you supported, and some of you just abstained 267 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:59.799 from voting at all because of the other person. Uh, 268 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.919 he's probably gonna wipe Palestinians off the map. 269 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:04.559 So you know, choot huld. 270 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:07.840 They should be raped and then thrown to the wine. 271 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:11.320 I mean, look, you said it, and I'll be honest, 272 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:15.360 I won't. I won't do anything about it. If that happened, 273 00:12:15.600 --> 00:12:16.320 I'm gonna do anything. 274 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:19.440 I won't even say anything. Yeah, because he said what 275 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:22.279 is it? There were people who were like, uh, well, 276 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:25.480 Kama was really bad on the the Israel Palestine issue, 277 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:29.320 She's really bad about the Palestinians, and then uh so it's. 278 00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:29.879 Like fuck you. 279 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:32.159 I think I think it was like I remember seeing 280 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:34.279 a tweet it was like gods, I had spoken Kamala 281 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.480 or something I remember, and now like Trump's like, we're 282 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:39.960 gonna take over Guz and we're gonna take if we 283 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:43.279 have to, We're gonna make it. We're gonna we're gonna 284 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:48.240 drop a fat man on it, and so Cyanara. 285 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:50.919 But a bunch of people there here from all over 286 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:53.799 all over ambassadors history doesn't work, and I'm like, it 287 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:54.399 doesn't change. 288 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:58.000 I'm like, bro, what I am seeing? 289 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:03.879 So I do like that the people that were speaking 290 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:07.320 like that are now not taking any responsibility at all, 291 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:09.720 but also being like why. 292 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:12.120 You blame me? Why are you blaming voters? 293 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:15.519 You blame why the voter blame I'm like, well, because 294 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:17.879 the voters are the ones that choose the people. 295 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:19.279 What are you talking about? 296 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:22.919 So even though there's a bunch of snakes and Charlatan's 297 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:25.039 in there, it's our job to keep them out. 298 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:27.159 It would be like it would be like if an 299 00:13:27.159 --> 00:13:30.440 exten you call an exterminator, right, and they came to 300 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:36.320 your house and they unleashed forty rats, right yeah, And 301 00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:38.519 then you're like you're pissed off at the exterminator for 302 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:38.799 doing that. 303 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:40.039 You're like, why are you mad at me? Should you 304 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:41.080 be mad at the rats. 305 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:45.039 There are rats in here, you know that, right. 306 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.600 There are rats in here that deserve way more immediate 307 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:49.159 attention than mere rats. 308 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:52.679 I think I would turn into the joker if that happened. 309 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:54.799 Oh yeah, and that scenario, I would laugh. I love 310 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:59.360 that this has become I would laugh. Fah did this happen? 311 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:04.320 When did the terminology of like, I will become the joker? Like? 312 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:06.240 When did that become part of the like just the 313 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:08.440 joker's idea of the maximum descent? 314 00:14:08.759 --> 00:14:12.159 I guess that really is it's your one bad day. Yeah, yeah, 315 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:13.519 that just sends you over the edge. 316 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:15.720 It used to be going postal, but that's not there's 317 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:16.600 that's not good enough. 318 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:18.960 Cause well it doesn't happen anymore. People don't people don't 319 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:20.360 shoot up. Uh. 320 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.320 They graduated from the post office to the. 321 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:23.320 Schools, to the schools. 322 00:14:23.519 --> 00:14:25.279 You know, It's like it went from adults being fed 323 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:29.600 up with work and life going postal to yeah, kids 324 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:32.240 young being edgy, not even fed up with life, just 325 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:34.799 like I mean, I guess that blots he was kind 326 00:14:34.799 --> 00:14:37.000 of fed up. He said he was tired of being bullied, 327 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:39.600 and then he was like, Nazis are cool. He shout 328 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:42.840 out Candis OANs and blah blah blah whatever shadow canvass 329 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:48.879 but blah blah subscribe to canzones at least off. 330 00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:50.679 Yeah, that was funny. 331 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:53.919 I mean I got like, in hindsight that because clearly 332 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.240 Beautie Pie didn't inspire. 333 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:59.639 It's just like, how unfortunate he just has it. He 334 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:03.320 just obvious to be the most popular person in the world. 335 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:06.159 How fucking unfortunate is That does suck? 336 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:07.720 That's why he left. I'm pretty sure that's why I was, like, 337 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:08.600 I'm gonna go to Japan. 338 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:11.399 I told if I would do I would have actually 339 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.440 did that a long time ago. I don't need I 340 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.000 feel like there is a uh, like, there's a YouTuber 341 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:19.159 who's said that he was grifting in like the metal community. 342 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.399 He was making like metal content about bands and shit 343 00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:24.799 like that, and then he he allegedly said he hit 344 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:28.240 his like threshold and he met his financial goals. He 345 00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:30.039 went on a podcast and said, yeah, I don't care 346 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:32.399 about music at all, Like I don't listen to any 347 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:33.960 of this ship like I just did my thing. 348 00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:36.720 And the thing that's weird because I'm like, I want 349 00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:37.279 to believe you. 350 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.120 But also he has like so many shirts and he 351 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:45.879 talks about anecdotal things, and so it's like it's the 352 00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:50.600 anecdotale thing true. He's he's either like like he's like 353 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:55.480 perfect cell grift, like he's like so perfect at it. 354 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:57.960 He's look at his hand, it is perfect. 355 00:15:58.240 --> 00:15:59.960 And Kril's bunching the funk out of him. 356 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:04.080 He's like, I look, poor krillon Crillon's cool man. People 357 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:05.159 shouldn't kill hi way too much. 358 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:08.679 Even in like I finally played the story of UH 359 00:16:09.679 --> 00:16:13.120 Fighters Fighters, so even you know, a million year old game, 360 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:16.519 and the first thing, like, so you start running into 361 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:21.720 those clone people and Krilling is getting dog walked clothes 362 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:23.440 like everybody else is kind of like. 363 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:26.720 They're holding their own. Crillon's clones were powerful. 364 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:31.080 He's fucking loan out fighting him, and it's like, how 365 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:32.240 does this make sense? 366 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:34.320 Weaker than my. 367 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:36.360 Clone because his clone doesn't have any doubt. 368 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:38.759 That's the only thing is that he's not even the 369 00:16:38.759 --> 00:16:43.679 weakest human. It's Yama weaker than the weakest human's histo, 370 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:46.000 he's the well, I guess out of. 371 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:50.039 The then why is he in Dragon Ball z idiot? 372 00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:51.159 He's not a Z fighter. 373 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:51.720 He can't. 374 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:58.080 What makes somebody a fighter? 375 00:16:58.159 --> 00:16:59.480 They have to be able to use key and stuff 376 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:01.200 that have to be after use his key and ship 377 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:02.279 he used key. 378 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:02.600 I can't. 379 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:04.480 He just can't like shoot a blast, just. 380 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:06.720 Can't fly or sense energy. 381 00:17:06.960 --> 00:17:10.599 I feel like his bomb and smarking zero is a 382 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:11.559 kind it must be. 383 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:16.759 It's a kid to a bob. It's not a key bass, 384 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:19.319 it's a bomb. Now it's kind of make bombs. 385 00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:21.920 The fact that he has so many of them, and 386 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:24.599 it kind of indicates that he might actually have the 387 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:26.720 strongest key of anybody. He's gonna use his key to 388 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:28.599 turn things into technology. 389 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:31.599 Piccolo, Well, yeah, but you can make things. 390 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:33.599 He can. Yeah, he can make clothes and he can 391 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:37.200 make things coetic. I'm sorry I didn't say things. I 392 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:42.519 said clothes, Yeah, because of limits it he can make anything. Yeah, 393 00:17:42.680 --> 00:17:45.720 that's what we said, things that we elaborated, clothes and 394 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:47.640 we were gonna keep going, and he went back to things. 395 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.200 He can make clothes, make rocks. 396 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:54.960 Don't forget things things he makes. Definitely forget about the 397 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:55.720 things that he makes. 398 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:59.319 They recently made him tell kinetic. It was like, Piccolo can't, Oh, 399 00:17:59.359 --> 00:18:00.400 we can move things in his mind? 400 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:01.000 Why not? Though? 401 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:05.839 I think the Meccans can just conveniently do whatever they 402 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:08.000 can do. It's always been sort of like that, but 403 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:11.039 I guess they don't need to, like why would It's like, 404 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:13.559 it's like they're like slow vampires still eat food. 405 00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:15.400 Why do they have tongues? Foodsucking delicious? 406 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:18.200 Why do they have tongues if they don't eat food. 407 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:19.920 That's a good They like to taste the water. 408 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:20.880 It's a good point. 409 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:22.799 They don't need the water the ground. 410 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:25.920 They don't need to speak because otherwise when they just. 411 00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:32.400 I mean, like, couldn't they they insane? Actually, it's quite 412 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:35.839 literally the most wild shit ever. They can also grant 413 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:37.680 wishes to the means are terrifle. 414 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:39.519 How would you say piccolo without a tongue? 415 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:41.680 I think I would just say piccolo with my mind. 416 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:43.559 Out loud, and then it works out loud, and it 417 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.200 would work because it's because he's in a. 418 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:46.839 Meccan they can do whatever they can. Hear about I 419 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:57.240 want you to try to pronounce piccolo without a tongue, pickle. 420 00:19:02.119 --> 00:19:03.640 Kind of well, fucking nerd. 421 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:07.440 He didn't even say his name. They're like, what, get 422 00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:07.759 out of here? 423 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:09.960 I think I think they're the coolest part of dragon 424 00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:12.599 balls must a means are cool? I like when the 425 00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:14.000 arms get all stretchy. 426 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:17.440 Yeah, isn't that canonically not one of their abilities? 427 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:17.880 Stretching? 428 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:20.480 Yeah, I remember, I feel like I remember being in 429 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.279 like it was in the Lord's Slug movie. 430 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:23.759 Could do that. 431 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:25.240 It never happened in the show. 432 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:29.839 I think No, I think Piccolo Piccolo arms definitely. 433 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:33.839 King Piccolo yea, but a little Piccolo didn't, Ye Junior did? Yeah, 434 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:34.519 I have to. 435 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:37.240 I'm gonna he's too busy. He's too busy boxing like 436 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:40.920 a human. That's because King Piccolo, like Piccolo Jr. Is 437 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:43.240 like Piccolo, he totally said. 438 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.119 But younger Piccolo like, he's just kind of he's just 439 00:19:49.160 --> 00:19:51.359 on earth, chilling with people, being like a man. I 440 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:53.000 like humans, but I don't want to be around him 441 00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:56.720 and ship always are a farming it's in saying how 442 00:19:56.759 --> 00:19:58.440 pretty much every time he shows up, he shows up 443 00:19:58.480 --> 00:19:59.920 in hemos badass fashion. 444 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.200 You are clearly Toama's favorite character. 445 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:03.920 Bro. 446 00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:05.400 A lot of characters do that and then they get 447 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:10.200 immediately washed. That happens a lot who shows often mostly 448 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:13.319 Piccolo shows up, and then he gets washed. 449 00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:17.640 Everyone supposed been get to beat other than go yeah, vegeta, vegeta, 450 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:18.799 vegeta all the time. 451 00:20:20.599 --> 00:20:22.799 He explodes out of the ice. 452 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:24.640 It's just like and then he gets his ass whipped 453 00:20:24.680 --> 00:20:27.279 and he gets immediately it's so odd for him. Expect 454 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:29.440 it sucks because a lot of times he trains so 455 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:31.839 fucking hard. Except for the margin thing, right, that was 456 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:33.640 the only one where he got like I'm gonna cheat 457 00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:38.319 then and then he's still I still feel so bad 458 00:20:38.359 --> 00:20:40.039 for him where he's like, all right, I'm done with you, 459 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:43.160 and then Goku just like comes like long hair and 460 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:44.759 then like he's like a super saying three. 461 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:48.400 I feel so I feel so bad for Vegeta so much. 462 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:51.119 I'm like, Vegeta just gets shipped on so bad. 463 00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:54.799 He just wants to be really powerful, and he's he's 464 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.599 watching different shows from us. Yeah he's not. He's the 465 00:20:57.599 --> 00:20:58.559 main character his show. 466 00:20:58.759 --> 00:21:01.000 Before I forget to patre on a com slash the 467 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:06.319 Snart tank Bug before the So before the show, I 468 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:08.119 made the mistake. I'm so sad I didn't. I didn't 469 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:11.519 catch Derrick's reaction on camera because I was so sure 470 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:12.440 he'd seen this already. 471 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:15.880 But like I showed him the Amelia Perez. 472 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:17.079 And if those of you who are not familiar, look 473 00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:19.720 up Amelia Perez and clicking on like one of the 474 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.960 first videos usually because it is going to be this 475 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:26.440 song about like it's called vaginal vagino plasty or whatever 476 00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:32.160 that ship uh and he I watched him die. It 477 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:35.119 was it just didn't it didn't sound real. 478 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:37.119 So first I was confused for the first like good 479 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:39.400 ten seconds so that I heard, and then it hits 480 00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:43.519 that one line like penis and vage I know, and 481 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:48.799 I'm just like, in no scenario, what I what the 482 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:49.359 fuck is this? 483 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:50.079 Pull out his hand? 484 00:21:50.119 --> 00:21:52.680 He doesn't have time to eat in your hour being late? 485 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:57.119 This package this packed? No, it wasn't I have losing 486 00:21:57.160 --> 00:21:58.559 the life. When did you? 487 00:21:58.599 --> 00:21:59.240 When did you do it? 488 00:21:59.359 --> 00:22:01.640 A few days ago? I like, I pre made him 489 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:02.559 a few. 490 00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:11.119 Them, so the lettuce is just in there pre oh my, 491 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:12.759 did you freeze it? Yeah? 492 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:15.720 Okay, I guess that's better. 493 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:19.400 But it takes no time to make a sandwich. 494 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:20.400 It is a weird thing to do. 495 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.480 It's like meal prep your milk prepping sandwich. 496 00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:24.799 Yeah I did. 497 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:26.920 It takes a long time and making bad time. 498 00:22:28.960 --> 00:22:32.559 Sandwich last night and it took me twenty seconds. 499 00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:34.680 I usually meal prep like Mondays, the meal prep most 500 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:35.400 of the food in our house. 501 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:38.880 I kind of like, I kind of want to expect. 502 00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:42.559 Gordon Ramsey had the signature. It's usually with salmon, like 503 00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:44.519 if it was undercooked or whatever, he would. 504 00:22:44.359 --> 00:22:49.279 Just smashing it. Just everywhere it is exploded as salmon shrapnel. 505 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:54.079 Yeah, essentially, and I I adore that. And that's I'm 506 00:22:54.119 --> 00:22:56.519 so tempted. I've never heard of anyone meal prepping a 507 00:22:56.519 --> 00:22:57.160 sandwich before. 508 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:00.559 It is interesting. I've never I've ever seen even do that. 509 00:23:01.119 --> 00:23:05.839 You mean you prep like like dinners or like meals. 510 00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:08.759 Like something that actually takes a long time like that, Like, yeah, 511 00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:10.920 my beans takes a long time. 512 00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:12.759 So I'm like a huge batch, right, put. 513 00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:15.079 Them a little zip box. I put him on a freezer. There, 514 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:15.960 meet this lady. 515 00:23:16.400 --> 00:23:17.200 Does it get worse? 516 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:20.599 I feel like probably bothered. See that's the thing where 517 00:23:20.599 --> 00:23:22.720 it's like, it takes so little time to make a sandwich. 518 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:24.119 You might fresh. 519 00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:25.279 You might as well do the fresh, the. 520 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:27.160 Fresh you'll get it because everything will be much better, 521 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:29.200 like the crispiness of the Uh. 522 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:30.079 I don't care. 523 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:32.839 I don't put I don't put any My sandwich is basic. 524 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:35.279 Meat, cheese and bread. 525 00:23:35.359 --> 00:23:37.480 Yeah, yeah, I'm not I do I do tomato and 526 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:40.440 let Yeah it's not I guess it's not that much 527 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:41.920 more effort to just slap it on, right. 528 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.039 It's like watching what do they call him, the Sandwich. 529 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:45.519 Artists or whatever. 530 00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:49.240 You watch the Sandwich Yeah, that's the that's. 531 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:51.119 Then the sandwich Sandwichers. 532 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:53.359 Wild. 533 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:56.079 That's fucking that's crazy. 534 00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:58.759 That Postrami and he's like fighting Astrami. 535 00:23:59.359 --> 00:23:59.920 But what is it? 536 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:00.519 Astami? 537 00:24:01.400 --> 00:24:07.200 It's what It's like a vinegar. It's like a vinegar 538 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:11.440 cured b for something, vinegar something like that. What do 539 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:19.279 you say, viniggured? It's vinegar, vineyard, vinegard. I'm getting like 540 00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:26.880 your body vinegar, vin vin nigger, vinegar vinegar. 541 00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:32.000 That's what it is, vin vin nigger. What do you say? 542 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:34.559 I think I said it like ten times. 543 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:38.799 Yeah, there's no there's no inn in your what you're saying. 544 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:44.799 Stop saying that vinegar vinegar. I guess there isn't. 545 00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:46.720 In subtle, it's a vinegar. 546 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:50.480 It's a subtle is like like the you and like 547 00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:51.759 it's like I can't even hear. 548 00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:56.319 Yeah, yeah whatever there, move on's get the hell out 549 00:24:56.359 --> 00:24:56.599 of here. 550 00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:01.119 I want to explode yourself with so badly. Actually, I 551 00:25:01.160 --> 00:25:03.039 would be down for a twenty four hour, twenty four 552 00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:05.839 minute hour, twenty four hour fucking podcast. 553 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:08.640 I would say so much. 554 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:16.160 Wow, I'm obsessed with I love how that sounds. 555 00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:16.960 It's so good. 556 00:25:17.039 --> 00:25:19.559 Yeah. Anyway, let's go on the questions. Since there's not 557 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:21.319 really anything going on in the news, we covered everything. 558 00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:23.920 We recorded kind of we recorded. Oh Trump's dead. 559 00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:28.319 Oh shit, that'd be crazy, That'd be insane. 560 00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.599 I would laugh. I would laugh myself into a coma. 561 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:33.599 I think i'd follow him. That's how much i'd laugh. 562 00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:36.720 That would be yeah, amazing one day, one day it 563 00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:39.000 will happen. One day, it will I think it's gonna 564 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:40.400 answer one day, and it needs to be brought up 565 00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:41.160 back casually too. 566 00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:42.799 Yeah, Trumps dead, Trump's dead. 567 00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:49.759 Okay, want of questions question, Let's go over to Mike Sapien. 568 00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:54.319 Mike Shapion wrote in this is our February question thread. 569 00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:57.519 Before you, I just want to ask you one question before. 570 00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:02.839 Are you getting any more bots more than usual on Twitter? 571 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:06.559 I'm not on Twitter anymore. Actually I got bands. I 572 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:08.920 was like, all right, fucking you see any I actually 573 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:12.119 straight up have not checked it, like I'll go on 574 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:14.599 to like see like what a friend pose, I'll like something, 575 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:15.839 but I don't post there anymore. 576 00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.039 And I and my DMS. 577 00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:20.599 I shut those off ages ago because it was just 578 00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:21.880 like it was all bots and I was like, this 579 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:24.440 is actually like completely purposeless. 580 00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:27.119 The bert but it has got a funny just to 581 00:26:27.119 --> 00:26:29.880 see them pile up though it's the it's getting repetitive 582 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:30.880 though it's the same ones. 583 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:33.559 It's it's it's always like the same lady with the 584 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:37.519 business profile and they're like, we want to work together 585 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:40.759 with you. We love your content. Yeah, like you don't. 586 00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:43.160 I don't make anything. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting more. 587 00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:45.680 Yeah, that's so I'm not alive. 588 00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:47.359 You're talking too. 589 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:51.400 Sorry, I killed myself. Reminders like when it's some guy, 590 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:57.000 some guy was, uh that was day for three months, 591 00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:58.160 some guy in New York City. 592 00:26:58.160 --> 00:27:00.000 I'm gonna ignore that. Some guy in New York City 593 00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:02.759 was trying to sell me a CD. 594 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:04.680 He's like, you know, it's one of the CD people 595 00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:06.400 walk up to you like the and they hand you 596 00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:07.519 a CD and then you pick it up and then 597 00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:08.680 they like, that'll be fifty dollars. 598 00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:11.759 I was walking by him, He's like, AYOCD. 599 00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:13.680 I was like and I I said, I'm sorry, I 600 00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:16.200 can't im retarded and I just walked by him and 601 00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:20.240 you completely ignored it. The best we go to handle 602 00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:21.960 those things. I think if you say sorry, I'm retarded, 603 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.720 I can't do it. Yeah, that's good. 604 00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:25.680 I like that, h because they're not they're either. 605 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:28.000 The thing about that is like they're not gonna question you, 606 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:30.160 and if they do, they're gonna be like impressed that 607 00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:32.599 you're self aware enough for having, you know, for being 608 00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:35.319 in that situation and understanding what's happening to you. I 609 00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:37.960 like that, And they're not gonna want to bother you. 610 00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:39.039 They're not gonna want to rip you on. 611 00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:40.599 It's way better than me just saying I'm gay. 612 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:42.599 Gay's pretty good as well. 613 00:27:42.759 --> 00:27:45.960 It sometimes it works. Sometimes they actually more Sometimes they're 614 00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.720 gay yeah, and then they're like oh cool, oh yeah 615 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:50.960 and they're gay yeah. So that means we're automatically to 616 00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.039 have sex because that's what gay people do exactly. 617 00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:55.359 That's I've been led to believe that this is how 618 00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:56.880 gay people function in society. 619 00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.440 Yeah, you know, you know, like straight people could do that. 620 00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:01.920 Stupid damn, it's like will they won't they? Yeah? Gay 621 00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:03.880 people are like, oh, we're gay, and then we immediately 622 00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:05.079 drop our past driving sex. 623 00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:07.039 If you lock eyes with a gay person, as another 624 00:28:07.079 --> 00:28:09.119 gay person, you're you've committed to sex? 625 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:11.599 Yeah, yeah, what do you think so you would know 626 00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:11.960 about this? 627 00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:13.559 Yeah? You would? Yeah. 628 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:14.359 How do you like it? 629 00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:14.480 Is? 630 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:14.799 It is? 631 00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:16.079 It is that you like that better? 632 00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:17.240 You like being gay? 633 00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:28.279 Yeah? It's a job anyway. Mike Saviian roadies the salutations, Messrs, 634 00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:32.240 Messrs Mom Than Jameson and pilot Uh. In his twenty 635 00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:36.160 twenty four campaign, Trump took the YMCA, formerly a promotional 636 00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:39.119 song for the actual IMCA and then an LGBTQ anthem, 637 00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:42.279 and turned it into the unofficial MAGA theme song. Yeah, 638 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:44.920 if you were running for president, what would your YMCA be? 639 00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:49.279 What unrelated and undeserving song would you ruin for everybody else? 640 00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:50.839 I love this idea. 641 00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:53.119 I never even thought about the possible possibility of like 642 00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:56.039 picking a song for me and my campaign that would 643 00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:58.119 retroactively ruin it for people that I don't like. 644 00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:02.559 Interesting, but like the Journey if people like you. Small 645 00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:05.640 Time Boy, the Journey soft is a small time. 646 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:14.400 A small time boy was just a small time boy 647 00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:16.599 growing up in South. 648 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:20.039 The tree I would take I would take that ship. 649 00:29:20.319 --> 00:29:22.119 I would take that and I would co opt it 650 00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.200 from White America and it'd be so mad. 651 00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:24.440 Bro. 652 00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:28.160 Small time Boy is amazing, hey train, because he's. 653 00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:35.160 A boy, just a city, small town boy, just a 654 00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:36.400 swimmer in the city. 655 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:39.920 Small town, a city small. 656 00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:42.880 It goes a small town boy. 657 00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:44.599 I'm trying. 658 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:47.160 I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think of 659 00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:48.079 like a song that. 660 00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:52.839 Because that would be I would be fall boy, a 661 00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:57.440 small town, small town boy. All right, I'm trying to 662 00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:01.200 think of like a conservative anthem. 663 00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.079 I think I would. 664 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:07.720 I would actually, I think I would pick uh the 665 00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:12.359 I would I think I might do uh the what 666 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:13.920 is it the the lead Greenwood song? 667 00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:18.799 Yeah, I would. 668 00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.000 I would hijack that from them, and I would be like, 669 00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:24.480 I'm proud to be an American where socialism can run free. 670 00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:25.799 I like it. 671 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:32.960 Rerite it and I would or something would Who else 672 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:33.519 do they hate? 673 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:35.160 Who's like? Uh? 674 00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:38.880 And it's been a while since they've had like actual 675 00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:40.720 individual enemies, because now it's just like. 676 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:44.319 Yeah, thats just everybody, Yeah, everybody on the view? 677 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:51.519 Yeah, the views. I think there's fun. That's like, I know, Megan, 678 00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:54.880 Wait McCain, Megan. 679 00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:56.519 McCain, what is this like Frankenstein? 680 00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:02.759 Well, yeah, actually so John McCain couldn't lifted John McCain 681 00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:06.839 dog so savagely in a POW's that he can't lift 682 00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:10.720 his arms past this height, and so it's you. 683 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:12.119 Know, we clowned him back in the day. 684 00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:16.519 It's because look, he was a pow, but also he's 685 00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:17.960 a piece of ship, so I don't care. 686 00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:21.000 He didn't he didn't get like Mussolini. Yeah, you know, 687 00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:23.160 he didn't get like beats his ship like he that 688 00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:24.880 photo of him, by the way I looked it up, 689 00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:30.440 it's it's instant. He looks like Sander Cohen from fucking BioShock. 690 00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:31.319 It's crazy. 691 00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:35.279 I feel like he looks like not a person, Nora, 692 00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:36.640 he's a splicer, he doesn't. 693 00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:41.920 He looks he looks like what a kid would I imagine, 694 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:44.920 Like have you seen Spike Kids? 695 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:46.519 Of course I've seen Spike kids. 696 00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:48.559 Like there was a depid question when they were molding 697 00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:49.200 that guy's face. 698 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:51.240 I'm pretty sure there was a frame mid mold where 699 00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:55.240 that was that guy's face, it was Mussolini's face, and 700 00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:56.920 the like, let's just make it a little more. 701 00:31:57.319 --> 00:31:59.680 Those those I don't even know what they're called. They're 702 00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:02.359 like it's almost like a rage room, but they make 703 00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:05.720 like clay statues of people. Have you yeah, yah, yeah, 704 00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:07.519 where you get to slap them across the face and 705 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:08.640 like the storts the face. 706 00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:12.599 That looks so satisfying that that. 707 00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:14.440 Would be Actually, did you do an Olympic game like 708 00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.440 that where they can see whose dick could do the 709 00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:17.559 most damage to a face? 710 00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:23.480 You mean the Paralympics, But is that what they do is, yeah, 711 00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:27.039 you all get a person and I'm just saying, well, 712 00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.200 they got a jagged dick on account of my disability, 713 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:35.039 jagged dick serrated Christmas, My god, it looks like it 714 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:38.599 looks like a little Debbie Christmas tree cake. You know 715 00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.000 those those really you know those Christmas tree cakes that 716 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.119 were always that were always stale. 717 00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:49.559 I hate those things. I hated small Debies. Hated them 718 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.119 a little Debra, little. 719 00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:58.319 Small time Little Debbie. Those in cosmic brownies were disgusting. Man, 720 00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:03.480 Cosmic brownies are so great. I don't think I've ever had. 721 00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:03.799 I've heard of them, but I never had one. 722 00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:05.920 You should have one, because I guarantee you you're not 723 00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:06.759 prepared for how that takes. 724 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.000 Yeah, I don't want one. I think it's all coming 725 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:09.480 back to me. 726 00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:14.240 You guys vividly described yeah, or in detail you described 727 00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:17.319 how terrible they are. They're not good and I ever 728 00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:20.079 ate them, Like what the fuck if one? 729 00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:21.720 Uh? 730 00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:23.759 I think even I think it's coming back to me 731 00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:26.559 because I can you even still get them from around here. 732 00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:27.279 And you probably can. 733 00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:27.839 I think you can. 734 00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.680 I feel like Hostess has I haven't had anything. 735 00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:34.240 So I a while ding dongs the other day. 736 00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:38.559 Oh really they the not expired, but they tasted expired. 737 00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:40.720 So I was like cool, and then I pulled a 738 00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:41.160 fast one. 739 00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:45.000 I was like a jojo you know, I'm well, it 740 00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:49.480 was actually true that I'm not eating like pastries and 741 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.440 stuff like that anymore. It's like I need to start 742 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.279 getting back in shape. And so I was just like, hey, 743 00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:55.359 you want the rest of these? And she fucking had 744 00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:56.480 a good time, and I'm. 745 00:33:56.319 --> 00:34:01.720 Like she's she's eating gray meat for so like everything's 746 00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:05.960 a blessing. It was like it was gray meat gruel. 747 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.599 I think just I don't even think because they're not expired. 748 00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:12.159 I just think they make with chemicals. I think, yeah, 749 00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:13.840 they just by default taste inspired. 750 00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:14.519 Well some of them. 751 00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:16.559 Some of them are like I've had I've had them 752 00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:18.960 where they're like, oh this is clearly old, you know. 753 00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.679 So maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's like, oh 754 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:23.559 the box it says they're new, but these years old, 755 00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:25.519 I feel like host experience has been pretty good. 756 00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:26.639 Actually I used to. 757 00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.679 So that's that was my ideas. I was in Smart 758 00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:30.920 and Final and while I'm gonna get a box, they're 759 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.960 like it's like a giant box. 760 00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:32.880 It was like four bucks. 761 00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:34.880 And I was like, oh, man, I used to kill 762 00:34:34.880 --> 00:34:36.719 these when I was a kid, and I ate some 763 00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:38.519 of them. And I'm like the ding dong, yeah, the 764 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:40.119 ding dogs because I used to love ding dongs. 765 00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:41.039 Yeah, they especially. 766 00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:42.079 They used to come in these. 767 00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.639 Foil they had like a little the peanut butter or no. 768 00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:48.000 No, they're just like they're like chocolate covered cupcakes almost 769 00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:50.880 like like like a fudge covered cupcake essentially with a 770 00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:51.840 little cream in the middle. 771 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:53.519 Like I like. 772 00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:55.320 The ones with where they got a little they got 773 00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:56.000 a little swirl. 774 00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:59.960 Oh yeah, that's just like straight up cupcakes. 775 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:02.800 I would always eat the frosting off first and then 776 00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:05.880 just eat the cake after. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why. 777 00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:08.280 I like the orange cupcake one even I was like 778 00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:09.599 one of the people that I liked it, but I 779 00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:10.199 liked it. 780 00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:11.639 I like citrus flavored things. 781 00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:13.559 I remember having I remember having the orange one, and 782 00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:16.920 I remember vomiting into a bush, and then there was 783 00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:19.360 a kitten in the bush, and so I threw up 784 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.639 all over a fucking straight head. He's a real story. 785 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:27.079 Good cat, good cat, all right. So you got proud 786 00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:29.639 to be an American? To be an American? You want 787 00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:33.440 a small time boy? Yeah, your journeys small time boy. 788 00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:36.079 Which actually I do like the idea of having a 789 00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:39.880 version of that and pissing people off. Like the lyrics 790 00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:41.000 are just slightly off. 791 00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:44.679 It's it's just it's just very like fucking very leftist, 792 00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:48.800 left leaning, very inclusive, mad trans people. 793 00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:52.039 I was a small town girl that I traded a 794 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:52.880 small tempo. 795 00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:55.800 You can't stop me. It's gonna happen, And God's not 796 00:35:55.920 --> 00:36:00.760 really cramming every they canna do it. 797 00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:04.599 That tracks done it. 798 00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:12.880 You're right, small town boy, small town boy. 799 00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:16.920 So somebody edited that. 800 00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:20.000 Somebody edited the credits just to find the credits for 801 00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:21.239 some random movie. Throw it. 802 00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.480 Find an obscure eighties song that sounds like it would 803 00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:28.840 be like the Karate Kids, You're the best around, but. 804 00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:30.480 It's not because you know, there's a bunch of songs. 805 00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:33.079 Yeah, there's a bunch of songs that like have that beat, 806 00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:35.000 but it's clearly you're the. 807 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:40.920 Small time small that's the third question. 808 00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:42.719 I like it. I wish, I like, I feel like 809 00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:44.159 there are better answers, but like I'm just trying to 810 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:45.840 figure out, like what is it, Like, what is the 811 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:46.800 song that they love. 812 00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.360 Specifically that they can't stop. They don't they don't really 813 00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:51.840 have do. 814 00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:55.360 See that guy fell off so hard all over Anthony? 815 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:56.039 I think it is his name. 816 00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.000 Oh yeah, yeah, I love that. 817 00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.599 There's like screenshot of him that he's like like he's 818 00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:04.679 it looks like he's like like it's it's he's doing everything. 819 00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:08.039 He's coming, he's shitting, he's pissing, he's being stabbed, he's 820 00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:10.920 being shot, like it's everything all at once. He's bleeding 821 00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:15.239 everything everywhere, all at once. And I love that shot. 822 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:18.519 But yeah, that guy died or something. And but yeah, 823 00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:19.320 I don't think. 824 00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:19.880 I think. 825 00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:25.000 I think people the good old boys don't have they 826 00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:26.599 don't have like real songs. 827 00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:29.280 They're they're all these fleeting like what would. 828 00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:31.519 You do that? You know it's like it's like it's 829 00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:34.880 like yeah, it's it's like ship like that that doesn't 830 00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:36.000 it's not timeless. 831 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.440 Well after nine eleven, well, I've. 832 00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:45.119 Got to say that have you forgotten, and a lot 833 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:50.679 of we had failed there. Maybe to see your homeland underfilure, 834 00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:55.440 inner people blowing away you forget? 835 00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:58.760 That would be my fucking so I would. I would 836 00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:00.760 come after that and be like nine Evan was Earned 837 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:12.159 featuring Hassan. Yeah, that's so funny, Chris. 838 00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:17.360 Would I be so funny if people actually more people 839 00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:20.920 were killed in nine to eleven? 840 00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:27.559 How many more sons like bro people are mad? Or 841 00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:27.920 he like? 842 00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:28.320 He? 843 00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:34.199 Uh, that's funny. I like those answers. I don't think 844 00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:34.880 there's anything. 845 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:37.440 I think those are the best ones because my answer 846 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:38.519 would be very similar to your guys. 847 00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:42.079 This would be some stupid but they don't. 848 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.519 They got to have one. Somebody let us know what 849 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:47.840 is the like every boy? 850 00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:51.199 Oh, it would be like a Toom McDonald's song or 851 00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:52.440 something like that. You know what I mean? 852 00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:56.280 Well, see, but that's I feel like that's even more 853 00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:59.079 to the point of they don't give a funk about that. 854 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:04.000 None of those one Tom McDonald's neither can I The 855 00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.320 name of Tom McDonald's song sing singles a lyric from 856 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:08.360 one to even make fun of. 857 00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:10.599 It, Tom McDonald made us song? 858 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:17.360 Is that not. 859 00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:22.519 Trans people? None exist? 860 00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:28.400 Oh? My god? Good old tomic Donald, God bless him 861 00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:31.599 anyway before I forget going over to patreon com slash 862 00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:42.840 of snark tagg So yeah, so specifically dumb got a 863 00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.199 piece of ships A man. 864 00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:49.440 I want not bad to happen to him, but Donald, He's. 865 00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:51.400 Not worth wishing a bad things, you know what I mean? 866 00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:53.519 I want to I want to put negative energy in 867 00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:55.800 his life. I don't think he needs. I want like 868 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:56.519 I want like. 869 00:39:56.760 --> 00:39:58.840 I want his braves to give him cancer or something 870 00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:01.079 like that, like some than just not good. 871 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:03.440 He's gonna, like I don't even know, he's gonna be 872 00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:05.599 drunk on his zamboni and fall off in front of 873 00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:09.760 it and it's gonna run over him. 874 00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:12.079 Probably he is some Canadian asshole, so he wouldn't be 875 00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:12.880 is a Canadian? 876 00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:16.239 Yeah them, Yeah Canadian. 877 00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:19.880 The person that like talks about all this American ships 878 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:22.679 have the worst take about American like they are so 879 00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.920 terrible understanding American politics is crazy. 880 00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:29.760 Because they drive zamboni's and eat Moose or whatever it is. 881 00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:33.199 It like, I think it's stop to stop. 882 00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:34.960 It's me. 883 00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:37.199 It's me, not Mooses. 884 00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:40.559 It's MEAs I think it's I didn't say Mooses, I 885 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:41.199 said Moose. 886 00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:42.599 You think said it's not Mooses. 887 00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:45.800 I said moose. I'm pretty sure it's meat. He keeps 888 00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:48.800 saying mooses, and patential is not saying, yeah, it's weird. 889 00:40:48.920 --> 00:40:52.239 It's not me either, it's MEAs for sure. Look at 890 00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:54.920 the dictionary right now. I'll bet you two thousand. 891 00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:59.639 Dollarsary right there, it says, me, what if you try 892 00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:01.719 to do what are you actually genuinely like? 893 00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:03.639 What if you reach into your pocket? Right now? 894 00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:06.400 Pulled out a genuine Webster's dictionary that you always carry, 895 00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:10.079 of course, and it did say, indeed that mease was 896 00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:11.280 was the proper term. 897 00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:13.679 The capital of me was the capital. 898 00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:15.480 The capitol of MEAs is capital. 899 00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:21.519 He gross, Yeah, I don't know what you're not by man, 900 00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:22.280 it's goose and geese. 901 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.079 So it's moose and mease. 902 00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:26.960 All right, So the sharp pain behind my right eye 903 00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:28.159 rown and he says, hey, rock O Heifer. 904 00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.679 And Philbert was the last one. 905 00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:32.400 Philbert, Philbert, Philbert. 906 00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:34.880 Philbert, gotcha, I am the chase. 907 00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.159 I love that it was weird. 908 00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:39.559 He was literally just a Jewish guy. Yeah, yeah, he 909 00:41:39.679 --> 00:41:40.239 literally was. 910 00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:43.280 So there's eight seasons on Amazon, but there's that can't 911 00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:45.559 be real, it's not. There's only four. I know very 912 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:48.159 that's my favorite Nick show. There was four seasons, and 913 00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:50.000 I'm like, why does it say eight seasons? You go 914 00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:52.199 to season five and there's. 915 00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.239 I think it. 916 00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.119 I think that there's eight seasons in the show, as 917 00:41:57.159 --> 00:42:01.920 in like eight different types of climate. Climate. 918 00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:06.719 Doesn't mean if they're were four morezens, what the fun 919 00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:10.159 would they even down the middle? They have to half 920 00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:12.480 to eat like a half slice of pizza. 921 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:19.719 It'd be sminter, warmer, sprawl, spring swing. 922 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:20.360 Ring. 923 00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:25.639 Gave you, you just gave you eight seasons, perfect, perfect, 924 00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:28.400 all right, this is this is gonna be minded under 925 00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:29.119 my regime. 926 00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:30.199 This is what it's going to be. 927 00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:35.039 For no fucking reason. It's gonna be like the what 928 00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:39.119 is it? The Julius and August the Caesar? How they 929 00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:42.440 added their fucking names into the months and completely fucked it. 930 00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:45.599 Up, ruined it was literally it was literally a ten 931 00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:51.519 totem and they fucking ruined it. Because of course, of course. 932 00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:52.920 I wouldn't even mind it if if they if they 933 00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.320 just put it at the end, it should be ten, 934 00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:57.280 shouldn't be no, But listen, they put it at the 935 00:42:57.400 --> 00:42:59.159 end was the problem. 936 00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:00.559 What do you mean? What do you mean? 937 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:01.519 What do I mean? Fool. 938 00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:04.960 They put it at the end of what of the months? 939 00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:09.199 You know that? Okay, so you know what I'm saying. 940 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:12.639 No, how October if you would have put it, if 941 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.920 you would have put those new months at the end, 942 00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:19.559 then October would still mean eight and December would still 943 00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:21.039 mean ten. But they. 944 00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.159 I guess, yeah, but it would still fun. The system 945 00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:25.719 would still. 946 00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:26.440 Be fucked up though. 947 00:43:26.960 --> 00:43:29.159 That's I have no problem with the fact that it's twelve. 948 00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:31.039 My issue is the fact that twelve doesn't mean twelve, 949 00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:32.800 and ten doesn't mean ten, and eight doesn't mean eight. 950 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:36.400 Yeah, but like that's my issue. Okay, so you have autism, 951 00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:37.239 then so. 952 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:38.880 You know about that. 953 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:41.360 You're mad about the like the part where it's like, oh, 954 00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:43.400 I don't like where it's located, not the fact that 955 00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:46.519 it throws out of balance everything that exists prior to it. 956 00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.440 I think it's double what's I think it's dorble like 957 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:51.760 double jeopardy. Well, I'm bothered. 958 00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:53.880 I'm bothered by things pretending to mean something and then 959 00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:54.519 not meaning them. 960 00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:55.760 Yes, absolutely crazy. 961 00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:58.119 Of course, I'm bothered by the fact that it was 962 00:43:58.199 --> 00:43:59.679 a ten based system and it was fine. 963 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:03.800 Added the ruined it. We still had leap years because 964 00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:06.440 of that. No, we had the leaders before that, I 965 00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:07.039 don't think. I don't. 966 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:07.519 Yeah, we did. 967 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:10.440 There's no there's no perfect way. That's the paradox of it. 968 00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:12.000 You can't perfectly measure a day anyway. 969 00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:17.599 I'm pretty it's it's yeah, it's not perfect twenty four obviously, it's. 970 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:18.639 Like twenty three something. 971 00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:21.039 Yeah. Yeah, So you're always gonna have that that that 972 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:22.360 that has them to do with the amount of months 973 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:22.639 there are. 974 00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:26.840 There was more days and months prior like February forty 975 00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:29.559 what No, what happened Maybe I don't know, there was 976 00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:33.039 only that happened later. I don't know when. I don't 977 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:35.119 know when they clocked it, because when when they started 978 00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:37.880 actually like really paying in the time and stuff. I 979 00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.199 know it was probably pretty obvious after a few years 980 00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:43.360 that they're like, Okay, I understand it's this dad on 981 00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:48.199 the calendar. It should be freezing. But I'm burning up, 982 00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:50.639 and they're like, we gotta do something about this. Because 983 00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:53.320 I don't know exactly when they I know that calendars 984 00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.000 came in the creation because of agriculture. 985 00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:57.079 I know that. I know that's why they started to exist. 986 00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.880 Know that at all, Yes, I do. It's you're assuming 987 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:01.679 I'm assuming. 988 00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:04.400 I know you're assuming. Do you know? I know what? 989 00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:04.960 Do you know? 990 00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:05.119 What? 991 00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:06.519 Do you know what? One hundred percent sure? 992 00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:07.119 Are you certain? 993 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:11.760 I am one hundred percent sure? I don't know. Actually 994 00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:14.440 I don't know. There you thank you're shaking me. Thank 995 00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:15.679 you were shaking my results. 996 00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.880 You're welcome. I lose my lantern ring because of you 997 00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:25.159 right now, just fall off and I'd be like, no, Trumpuary. 998 00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:33.119 It's February and trarch and tread trum try and trumpel 999 00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:34.639 and trump. 1000 00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:43.800 Trumpeling and tray Trumpuli true Trumpuli. 1001 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:48.519 Just hoarding it. I love it. It just it doesn't 1002 00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:54.920 matter Trump Trember trumpus Trumptober remember Trump Trump remember Trump 1003 00:45:55.039 --> 00:46:00.400 member Trump Novemberary. And that's it. 1004 00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:01.719 I love it. 1005 00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:03.760 You'll get used to it. It's not you'll get used 1006 00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:03.960 to it. 1007 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.039 You're all game if you don't. 1008 00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:07.840 I love it. 1009 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:11.679 This ain't gonna fuck up my business nothing, no how 1010 00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:13.599 my calendar business. 1011 00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:17.440 Nothing now, my calendar business is gonna be. 1012 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:18.960 Fun looking at anything fun? 1013 00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:23.800 Oh yeah, I like this fucking mutant man. It's like, 1014 00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:26.800 you know, I I'm just not interested in my job 1015 00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:27.039 at all. 1016 00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:29.800 So listen, my job may Rocco, Heiper and Filbert. 1017 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:30.239 Oh yeah, we. 1018 00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:32.840 Didn't do the question. We never Yeah, that's very true. 1019 00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:35.360 Uh A long time listener. Second type of question ask 1020 00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:37.679 her here, I recently graduated college with a bachelor's degree 1021 00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:41.239 in broadcasting. Do you have any advice, not about jobs, 1022 00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:42.920 but about life after college? 1023 00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:46.599 No, no, thanks for your question. 1024 00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:51.960 Oh no, they still had thirty days, three days, even 1025 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:53.760 number of months. 1026 00:46:53.079 --> 00:46:54.320 So was there just like so it was no, it 1027 00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:56.960 was no real difference. I guess what the are you 1028 00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:58.159 talking about the months? Yeah? 1029 00:46:58.159 --> 00:46:58.920 I don't. I don't know. 1030 00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:04.760 I guess they just add more days, yes, they like 1031 00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.880 I don't, I don't know how it was divvied up 1032 00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:08.840 where my brain's not understanding. 1033 00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:09.280 What do you what do you mean? Like, what do 1034 00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:09.760 you trying to think? 1035 00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:12.039 As they would they it was apparently there were still 1036 00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.840 like the same days of the year, but they would 1037 00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:17.880 just added two months now, And I'm like, well how 1038 00:47:18.159 --> 00:47:20.039 because they're not saying that they were more days than 1039 00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:23.679 each month. So my brain's like what to your question? 1040 00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:25.400 Like what did they change? 1041 00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:26.199 Uh? Season? 1042 00:47:26.239 --> 00:47:28.039 Okay? He said, like, Okay, they added two months, so 1043 00:47:28.199 --> 00:47:29.880 I guess the rotation would just come quicker. 1044 00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:33.239 I guess then, well they just and sometimes they just 1045 00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:34.599 winter would be later. 1046 00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:36.840 I think they just slowed the earth down a little bit. 1047 00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:39.800 Yeah, they all like last owed the earth and pulled 1048 00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:41.920 the other They all gathered on one side and jumped 1049 00:47:42.519 --> 00:47:44.320 and then to keep it to move it back. 1050 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:46.920 A little bit. Yeah, and give himself another month. Definitely, 1051 00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:48.039 you would have known this if you would have paid 1052 00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:52.440 attention in retard class. Yeah. Uh, anyway, paid attention to 1053 00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:54.320 retard class. So I was top of the class anyway, 1054 00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:56.800 I was the retard. No, you were your top of 1055 00:47:56.840 --> 00:47:59.800 that class. Maybe getting hold you back in retard class. 1056 00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:00.159 Are you well? 1057 00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:01.239 Are you that's crazy? 1058 00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:05.719 Is that succeeding if you're a if you're Vaali class, 1059 00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:07.079 retar class, so you fail. 1060 00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:12.079 If you are validatorian and retarded class, what is that 1061 00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:14.400 you are the best reason you're the most retarded, the 1062 00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:15.119 most retarded? 1063 00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:16.360 Are you the least retarded? 1064 00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:21.559 So? I think in I think in this scenario, clearly, 1065 00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:24.320 I don't think there's a clearly the biggest If you're 1066 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:27.119 top of the class in retard class, you are the 1067 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:28.320 apex retard. 1068 00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:30.559 I feel like we're saying the heart are a lot today. 1069 00:48:31.559 --> 00:48:33.920 I like it. I just I just don't feel any 1070 00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:37.719 It's not like saying Okay, when I said darth f slur, 1071 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:40.800 I still feel like, Okay, there's impact there. 1072 00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:42.760 It's not a hard doesn't feel like. 1073 00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:44.000 And here's the thing. 1074 00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:46.519 It's offensive and I can admit that I don't that's a. 1075 00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:50.480 Word offensive term, but it's not like as an offensive term. 1076 00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:53.559 The thing for me, I can also be defining negroes 1077 00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:55.239 that's cattle, like it's. 1078 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:58.480 An offensive term like that way, but we're just not 1079 00:48:58.559 --> 00:48:59.199 using it that way. 1080 00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:00.960 I know we're not se it that way, but it's like, 1081 00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:01.400 I don't know. 1082 00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:03.239 The thing for me is that like the it's it's 1083 00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:07.599 a word for something for other things too, and that 1084 00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:10.920 kind of like to me, that diminishes, that diminishes the 1085 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:12.119 slur value of the word. 1086 00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:14.280 So quite literally like faggot. 1087 00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:16.039 Right, But that's it. This is what I'm saying. You 1088 00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:19.199 just said that and I've said it and had no problem. 1089 00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:20.320 See this is what I'm saying. 1090 00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:22.320 Well, no, I'm I'm no right now, So right now 1091 00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:24.280 I'm in conversation right now, now. 1092 00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:27.440 You're not listening to me, I'm not, but right now. 1093 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:29.199 Right now I'm in conversation right when I'm when I 1094 00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:31.159 define words I have no problem using Like if I'm 1095 00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:33.559 if I'm reading a book that has the word nigger 1096 00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:36.119 in it, right, and I'm reading through it, no, I'm saying, 1097 00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:38.039 like I remember moving through it, then I think it's 1098 00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:40.760 a complete different context you're reading right, because. 1099 00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:45.199 What I'm saying is so the n word only means 1100 00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:49.119 that there's no liked my way over to the story. 1101 00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:51.239 It is quite different from other words in anosition there. 1102 00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:53.400 But but but so right, So that's the only meaning. 1103 00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:57.079 The f slur has two meanings. It is it is 1104 00:49:57.079 --> 00:50:00.119 the slur, and it is like the I don't know what, it's. 1105 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:03.159 A few things. It's it's it's food. It's some people 1106 00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:04.920 say it's a bundle of sticks. I've never heard anybody 1107 00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:07.599 say that, but it's still a food. Like people over 1108 00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:13.360 there they're like, it's just like some gravy and goat 1109 00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:17.199 or whatever. It's the entire it's really it's there's a 1110 00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:20.400 meal called fagots and gravy like legitimately, and it's a 1111 00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:21.719 commercial and it's awesome. 1112 00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:24.239 There's a commercial like you played it on the show 1113 00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:25.719 I did. I did a long time ago. 1114 00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:27.679 But so that's a couple of things. 1115 00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:30.519 But then retard is the most of all of it, 1116 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.599 because that is there's it's it's it's repellent. 1117 00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:35.920 There's so much a musical term. 1118 00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:39.599 It's there's a lot to like flame, retardant, retardant, to retard, 1119 00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:40.239 like there. 1120 00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:41.920 It actually I mean, but I feel like the word 1121 00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:44.840 just means so you're applying the real word to people. 1122 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:47.559 And people are like, that's offensive, and I'm like, well 1123 00:50:47.800 --> 00:50:52.039 it is. It can be, absolutely, But at the same time, 1124 00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:55.159 I'm like, it's kind of just I'm really just spitting facts. 1125 00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:58.280 A lot of times, I don't just call it someone 1126 00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:03.960 I think you are fucking slow, you're retarded. Like I 1127 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.159 think they're like, oh, that's so offensive. I'm like, yeah, 1128 00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:08.960 but look, here's the thing to a person that has 1129 00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:11.360 a mental disability that was born that way or whatever, 1130 00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:13.480 or even a plane crash and then they keep you know, 1131 00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:16.880 they now they're cooked. I wouldn't use it on them. 1132 00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:17.840 They're not doing anything. 1133 00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:20.800 Of course, they're not doing anything. It's the people I'm 1134 00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:22.760 a it's like, say, uh. 1135 00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:24.480 But that could be that lot can be used for 1136 00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:26.719 literally all of them. Like I like, I'm like, I 1137 00:51:26.719 --> 00:51:29.440 am not. I am not absolved and abstained of using 1138 00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:32.400 these fucking words. Look, I use these words, and I 1139 00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:35.119 think they're funny. I think they're worse meanings. 1140 00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:39.639 I so that could be used for everything. But like 1141 00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.880 I think, like the point that I'm making is like 1142 00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.239 when I said the people that can't help it, that's 1143 00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.079 the same thing will say, like the N word, the 1144 00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:48.320 F slur, those people can't help it. So using that 1145 00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:51.119 against them like they didn't, you're you're mad at them. 1146 00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:53.239 So why would you attack who just who they are? 1147 00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:57.079 But what I mean is retarded sense. I'm saying that 1148 00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:59.000 I wouldn't go after those people who were just that's 1149 00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.239 just who they are. Like to even say, like the 1150 00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:04.519 down syndrome dude on Downtown that had like his balls 1151 00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:07.119 out and ship if it's like if his balls exploded 1152 00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:09.039 and got bal juice on me, I'd be upset, But 1153 00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:11.079 I wouldn't be like what the fuck you fucking retard 1154 00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:12.320 ball juice? 1155 00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:15.119 Yeah, like I'd be I'd be upset. 1156 00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:18.599 So on your right, I was let me cook, and 1157 00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:20.519 then you were like his ball flop and I'm like, 1158 00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:25.119 I'm out, let me cook. 1159 00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:27.719 I just like he's not cooking his microwaven. 1160 00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:31.000 Let me microw that is a form of cooking. 1161 00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:33.559 Last of the microwave. I was going through this was 1162 00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:35.239 at my house and I was asking people. 1163 00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:35.320 That's right. 1164 00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:37.360 We had this conversation on the show. I'm pretty sure. 1165 00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:40.280 Yeah, how long? Yeah? How long did you last? Like 1166 00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:43.119 the last ten and then solid ten before, but we 1167 00:52:43.159 --> 00:52:45.360 did because he said you probably pass out. I was 1168 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.599 thinking you probably pass out, like in like ten seconds, 1169 00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:48.079 you would. 1170 00:52:48.119 --> 00:52:51.039 Your brain would be so hot, listen, it would be 1171 00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:51.760 so warm. 1172 00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:54.760 I just feel like I'll believe I'll leave it at this. 1173 00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:58.280 I just I've seen people like retroactively call things slurs 1174 00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:00.760 with it, like like cunt, it's not slow, Sorry, it's 1175 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:04.440 just not It never felt like. 1176 00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:06.719 There's a reasoning derogatory phrases and slurs, and I think 1177 00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:08.440 we have to, like very much so distinguish that as 1178 00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:08.920 well too. 1179 00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:09.280 Yeah. 1180 00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:11.920 I think all of those words are funny words, and 1181 00:53:11.960 --> 00:53:14.159 I think they can be used comedically, and it depends 1182 00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:15.920 on a context with they're used. I think that is 1183 00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:17.800 ultimately what it is. I think people have the right 1184 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:19.559 to be offended by certain words that hurt them, that 1185 00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:21.960 have been used to alienate. Sure, I think that is 1186 00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:23.880 there's fair. I think all of that right. 1187 00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:25.639 It doesn't mean I'm gonna respect it though, I mean 1188 00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:27.760 I'm just being honest, like, it doesn't mean that I'm 1189 00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:29.280 going to respect. If somebody came up to me and 1190 00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:31.239 they're like, hey, I really wish you wouldn't say, like 1191 00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:33.199 say if they're like cunt, Like I really wish you 1192 00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:36.159 wouldn't say cunt. I'd be like, I'm sorry, like I 1193 00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:39.559 because they're not in my friend group first, because they 1194 00:53:39.639 --> 00:53:41.159 know none of my friends. Whatever do is a stranger 1195 00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:43.800 and I'm yeah, I'm like, I'm I'm sorry. 1196 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:45.840 It just like I apologize. I didn't aim it towards 1197 00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:47.440 you and not to keep it moving on, that's it. 1198 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.000 But what I mean, And I wouldn't stop, so I'd 1199 00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:50.639 be like anyway, so I'll just cunt. Like I would 1200 00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:53.039 turn and start continue doing what I'm doing. I'm like, 1201 00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:55.760 but I don't know you. I'm it's not aimed towards 1202 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:57.920 you or anyone you know. I'm not like you're just 1203 00:53:57.960 --> 00:53:58.599 getting my fuck. 1204 00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:02.000 This stranger came up to me and like, uh, Eve dropped, 1205 00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:04.519 eves dropped on me and like to police my language. 1206 00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:05.360 That would bother me. 1207 00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:07.360 Yeah, now here's the thing again. 1208 00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:09.920 When we're talking about I say derogatory like slurs like 1209 00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:13.840 someone's dropping a bunch of hard rs. 1210 00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:14.719 In your thing. 1211 00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:17.760 If somebody was getting visibly upset up, I wouldn't do 1212 00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:20.039 it personally. I wouldn't go up to someone and be like, hey, 1213 00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.880 watch your fucking mouth, because I'm not sure it's probably 1214 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.880 gonna turn to a fight, and I'm not actively unless 1215 00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:28.639 the guy was Unless the guy look like a fucking 1216 00:54:28.679 --> 00:54:30.599 you know, slack jawed, like red neck, then maybe I 1217 00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:32.800 would pick a fight because I just there's a part 1218 00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:33.960 of me curiosity. 1219 00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:35.400 Yeah, you you. 1220 00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:43.639 Deserve a beat down. Let's that's the head. 1221 00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:44.880 What's your advice? 1222 00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:49.320 Bris Bryce Ritchell Mitchell? Sorry, that's literally that. Bryce Mitchell 1223 00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:53.239 is a fucking dumb redneck that could beat the absolute 1224 00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:57.360 piss out of you. He's gotten the UFC that believes 1225 00:54:57.360 --> 00:54:59.199 every conspiracy theory imaginable. 1226 00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:02.840 He was the guy that's trembling. You think him trembling one? 1227 00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:03.320 Yeah? 1228 00:55:03.480 --> 00:55:03.679 Guy? 1229 00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:07.199 Uh? This guy uh, I think his name is josh 1230 00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:11.079 Emmett Uh fucking knocked him out so bad that he 1231 00:55:11.159 --> 00:55:12.639 started seizaring in the cats. 1232 00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:14.559 Everyone thought he died. 1233 00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:17.679 I'll tell you first of all, when he hit him, 1234 00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:20.719 it sounds like a baseball bat hit him, Like, that's crazy, 1235 00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:22.559 It's not like a metal I was. 1236 00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:26.079 Like, I was like, and then he was, well fucking 1237 00:55:26.119 --> 00:55:27.440 on that note, and that guy's. 1238 00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:29.920 Giggling like a piglet when I saw him. Yeah, it was, 1239 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.800 but in retrospective people were scared at first. But then 1240 00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:36.159 in hindsight, remember that guy was spouting some good old 1241 00:55:36.280 --> 00:55:38.199 Nazis ships saying Hitler is a good guy, and he'd 1242 00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:40.119 go fishing with him, and he was gonna get rid 1243 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:43.320 of all the gay Jews. And uh So, now everybody's 1244 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:45.639 been replaying that and saying, like, man, this was great, 1245 00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:48.159 it was great that he that's so funny. 1246 00:55:48.159 --> 00:55:49.400 Well then, how do you know that's not what made 1247 00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:51.440 him that way. 1248 00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:52.599 Anymore. 1249 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:54.800 That knocked it out of him clean, the knocked it 1250 00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:55.239 into him. 1251 00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:58.360 So some people were speculing because that's it's a new 1252 00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:00.760 hidden power level, and that's I'll be true that he 1253 00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:03.960 got knocked into him because he was just only flat 1254 00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:06.559 earth and other dumb nine to eleven and all that stuff. 1255 00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:08.480 He had enough sense to be like, Elon Musk is 1256 00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:11.679 a piece of shit. Fuck him. He's consolidating all this 1257 00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:13.639 money and not helping out any He can solve all 1258 00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:15.320 the world's problems mostly if he wanted to. 1259 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:17.119 I was like, oh, there's't enough sense for that. But 1260 00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:19.000 then he's like, Hill was a good guy, and I was. 1261 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:20.840 Like, dude, you know that reminds me of you know 1262 00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:21.599 what's crazy about? 1263 00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:22.320 What is it? 1264 00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:25.639 Uh, Kingdom Become Deliverance? You know that game? 1265 00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:27.599 Yeah? Yeah, So they came up with a second one recently, 1266 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.719 The Family. It's very good, but it's making a lot 1267 00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:32.000 of people back because there's like, there's a. 1268 00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.000 Black person in there too, is there? 1269 00:56:34.119 --> 00:56:34.840 Yeah? 1270 00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:36.400 And again I didn't know about the gay there was 1271 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:38.400 a gay guy in there. God, that's so funny. 1272 00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:41.039 But so like now those people are mad. And I 1273 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:43.079 remember the first Kingdom Home Deliverance being like a big 1274 00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:45.360 fucking culture war thing, or at least like like an 1275 00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:48.039 early example. I missed that the first one. I if 1276 00:56:48.079 --> 00:56:49.679 I'm not missaing, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty 1277 00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:51.239 sure the first one there was a big deal about, 1278 00:56:51.239 --> 00:56:52.719 like because it was supposed to be like a historically 1279 00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.280 accurate like literally like it's committed to the mundanity of 1280 00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:57.440 like the historical accuracy of that of that time period 1281 00:56:57.480 --> 00:56:58.760 in that place I see. And so it was just 1282 00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:00.000 like there was there were no black people in the game, 1283 00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:03.320 and it was like a big thing. I say, big, Oh, 1284 00:57:03.719 --> 00:57:06.800 I say big. It was like three Kataco articles. It 1285 00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:07.880 was like back in the day, how. 1286 00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:10.039 It was right, Yeah, you had to go dig for 1287 00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:11.880 the one person had an op ed or whatever. 1288 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:14.800 Yeah, yeah, I understand. It wasn't really that huge and 1289 00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:17.119 it was like very successful obviously, and this one is too. 1290 00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:18.679 But it's it's so funny because it's just like, dude, 1291 00:57:18.679 --> 00:57:23.119 this this one series just seems to piss. 1292 00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:24.440 Off everybody by doing nothing wrong. 1293 00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:26.800 I feel like people, I feel like people get so 1294 00:57:26.920 --> 00:57:29.519 manimal history and genuinely don't know history. 1295 00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:30.679 What are you talking about? 1296 00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:33.360 I think they don't care. That's the biggest thing they care. 1297 00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:35.639 But it's like, dude, there were black people in the 1298 00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:40.000 Roman Empire. They exist, that's not the that's not the Roman, understand. 1299 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:41.280 But like these period. 1300 00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:43.480 Pieces, well you mean like there have been black people 1301 00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:47.119 people were taking things. Yeah, like there there's they're notable. 1302 00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:50.039 If you look into history, you'll be like, oh, particularly 1303 00:57:50.119 --> 00:57:52.639 this black guy was written about because there was like 1304 00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.119 four of them in the general vicinities are like, oh, 1305 00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:57.880 this guy is particular. I mean, let's write a story 1306 00:57:57.880 --> 00:57:59.480 about this guy. To your point, I mean, I know 1307 00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:02.000 it wasn't that long ago, but just I think there's 1308 00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.840 a lot of people, even like racist people that even 1309 00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:07.440 adore Nazism and all this ship, that have no idea 1310 00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:11.400 that there were like plenty of black Nazis in Germany 1311 00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:13.360 because there were just some black people there so via 1312 00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:16.239 being part of the the national socialstarty. 1313 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:18.119 Blah blah blah blah. They just probably never even considered it. 1314 00:58:18.159 --> 00:58:21.320 But like there's plenty of pictures of like black kids 1315 00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:23.000 being there and having obviously a rough time. 1316 00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:25.400 They chose to be a part of it. 1317 00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:28.320 Not exactly, but they were present by proxy. 1318 00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:32.400 Right, You're just in there, like there's there's plenty of anyway, 1319 00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:39.000 it is a Nazi by proxy, Nazi proxy Barunfortunately, you're 1320 00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:42.639 just like you go on a vacation. You're like, shit, man, 1321 00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:45.400 what is it is this poland. 1322 00:58:47.480 --> 00:58:49.480 Anyway? 1323 00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:55.360 Advice, hey man, I would say master gooning, Like I 1324 00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:58.880 think you should master it. And what I mean by 1325 00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:00.000 that it sets up to you. 1326 00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:03.599 What I mean, what I mean by that, it's up 1327 00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:03.960 to your. 1328 00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:06.920 Big big advice, big advice of someone that just finished college. Uh, 1329 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:10.000 take your time and understand that you may not find 1330 00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.159 a job immediately, but it does not diminish your worth. 1331 00:59:12.519 --> 00:59:14.199 That is the biggest thing I could tell you about 1332 00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:16.920 someone finishing college. I hate niggas I think that I've been. 1333 00:59:17.039 --> 00:59:17.440 I've been. 1334 00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:20.760 I've been around several people that have finished college. I 1335 00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.920 of portunately, when I finished my second time, of my associates, 1336 00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:26.199 I didn't go into that field, but I understand that 1337 00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:28.760 it is a rough gambit trying to find a job, 1338 00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:30.199 and you will find one. 1339 00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:32.480 Don't let your self devou yourself. Also, don't not let 1340 00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:35.079 your parents or people around you tell you that you're 1341 00:59:35.119 --> 00:59:37.159 not looking hard like if you take your time and 1342 00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:40.280 apply yourself and look into things. Also, final certifications. 1343 00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:42.360 I don't really think it works exactly for journalism, but 1344 00:59:42.440 --> 00:59:44.800 I think having a obviously, I'm assuming you already have 1345 00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:47.599 like a blog or something to show your categorty. So 1346 00:59:47.679 --> 00:59:49.440 just you know, just go step by step. You're not 1347 00:59:49.480 --> 00:59:51.440 you're not You're not a failure. You not find a job. 1348 00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:56.480 No, he's a failure and such a glorious time. One 1349 00:59:56.519 --> 00:59:58.400 thing I do want to pick it back on the people. 1350 00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:00.320 If anyone says you're not looking hard enough, punch them 1351 01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:02.199 the face. I don't even care, what's your mom at 1352 01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:04.079 this point, like they should at this point, they should 1353 01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:06.480 fucking know better at this point, because like, I dealt 1354 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:09.840 with that shit too, right in like the mid two thousands, 1355 01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:12.880 especially post two thousand and eight, the fucking collapse, I 1356 01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.800 dealt with that shit, like in most things are digital now, 1357 01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:18.760 So now that you're not out in the fucking physical 1358 01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:21.599 world handing in paper applications, like because they're not a 1359 01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:25.239 thing anymore, they think you're not punch them. But like 1360 01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:27.519 if your grandma says something like, oh, pull yourself up 1361 01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:29.159 by puncher before she says bootstraps. 1362 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:33.400 Yeah, all right, that's we got another question, really hard whipper, 1363 01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:34.440 we got another question. 1364 01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:36.239 It's a follow up. It's a follow up. 1365 01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:36.800 Oh what's up? 1366 01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:39.400 So ju Judah Wong loves you wrote and he says, 1367 01:00:39.440 --> 01:00:43.800 greetings to LA's firestarters. Uh, just give you guys an 1368 01:00:43.880 --> 01:00:46.239 update about the girlfriend meeting my friends. Do you remember this. 1369 01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:49.599 Kind of Oh oh yeah, yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 1370 01:00:49.639 --> 01:00:51.599 So he said, well, Derek, you were right, we didn't 1371 01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:53.639 work out. I'm not sad or anything. You just thought 1372 01:00:53.639 --> 01:00:54.679 it'd be funny to write an update. 1373 01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:57.800 Yeah, man, Well, could you give a little further for 1374 01:00:57.840 --> 01:01:00.880 the view the people who may not understand. 1375 01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:03.440 See, here's the issue with the names is that I 1376 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:04.960 don't remember who said this, and. 1377 01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:06.320 It's not I don't mean like who said it, just 1378 01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:10.719 the premise to like, so this person their original question. Yeah, 1379 01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:13.960 like I was trying to talk about inviting your like 1380 01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.400 having her friends meet their girlfriend. Yeah, but it's also 1381 01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:20.599 about like having the sense of humor, right, right, And yeah, 1382 01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:22.400 I don't remember you said I said, I was right. 1383 01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.239 I don't remember exactly what I said particularly, but I 1384 01:01:25.320 --> 01:01:31.639 understand that the the idea of look, man, you just 1385 01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:34.039 it's it's pretty simple to me that if if they're 1386 01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:36.800 people that are wild, the only thing that really matters 1387 01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:39.000 as far as the connection. In my opinion, this is 1388 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:40.840 my personal opinion that I think sin of humor is 1389 01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:42.960 the only thing that truly matters. I think everything else 1390 01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:46.639 that can be compromised. But like, the most joy we 1391 01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:49.960 get out of life is laughter. And if y'all all 1392 01:01:50.039 --> 01:01:52.840 enjoy the same type of fucked up shit, like, it's 1393 01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:55.960 just going to be a bad time overall. So it's 1394 01:01:56.039 --> 01:01:59.159 kind of like, say, Lily probably not being as fucked 1395 01:01:59.239 --> 01:02:02.440 up as Kingston was, but then she grew to like 1396 01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:05.000 that ship, let's say it, for if she was never 1397 01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:07.000 like no, fuck this stuff, I can't imagine that it 1398 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:07.800 would be together still. 1399 01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:09.000 It just it just. 1400 01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:13.199 This guy is a psycho. It's like the one copy. 1401 01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:15.280 I feel like every almost everything else, Like even if 1402 01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:16.960 you're like, oh, you meet someone. 1403 01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:19.000 I think fundamental values have to be like what do 1404 01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:20.239 you mean the same? Like you have to have the 1405 01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:23.119 same relative fundamental I think a lot of that believe 1406 01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:25.880 the same. I think that stuff can be I think 1407 01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:28.199 that stuff can be compromising. People give me reason and 1408 01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:31.159 that stuff. I just feel like the humor. I guess 1409 01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:32.840 that's kind of the same thing that's happened with Lily. 1410 01:02:32.960 --> 01:02:35.320 So maybe I'm kind of a female argument that she 1411 01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:37.880 didn't start out particularly that way and then she kind of. 1412 01:02:38.679 --> 01:02:41.519 Grew to like your dark skill he does beat her. 1413 01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:43.679 There is that you kind of forced her into it, 1414 01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:46.400 right whatever, that's right. 1415 01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:50.719 So yeah, I'm. 1416 01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:51.360 Just gonna have you sniped. 1417 01:02:52.440 --> 01:02:59.559 I will edit that out. I will edit out that. 1418 01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:01.039 You can't let anybody know that. 1419 01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:04.119 He visus girl daddy beats his girlfriend the absolutely Jamie, 1420 01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:04.480 thank you. 1421 01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:06.880 Uh did she have. 1422 01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:10.960 Any did she have any darkness in her or did 1423 01:03:11.000 --> 01:03:13.039 you completely introduce they had people? 1424 01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.079 No one, no one. People don't find that shit funny. 1425 01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:16.519 They're not going to find that funny. You have to 1426 01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:18.719 be able to laugh at freaking horrible ship. 1427 01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:21.920 Okay, so she just like she doesn't Okay, Okay, No, 1428 01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:22.480 she's not a. 1429 01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:24.000 Person I would really talk about stuff like that, but 1430 01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:25.719 she might see something like that and give a snicker. 1431 01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:28.719 But insane. But what happens when I told her, when 1432 01:03:28.719 --> 01:03:31.880 I told her the most comedic versions of people fucking perishing? Yeah, 1433 01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:34.760 she also doesn't watch people die. That's when she's like, 1434 01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:36.480 I don't like this, and she like walks off, and 1435 01:03:36.519 --> 01:03:38.039 I'm like, literally, look at this guy fly off his 1436 01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:41.159 motorcycle into a into a ceiling fan and he's like, 1437 01:03:41.239 --> 01:03:43.719 that's not funny. But like the tire stuff, she laughs 1438 01:03:43.719 --> 01:03:46.159 her ass of atacause it's a whimsical you know, like 1439 01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:47.880 it's something magical about a tire. 1440 01:03:47.760 --> 01:03:49.960 There is a magic to it of just like how 1441 01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:50.760 is it doing that? 1442 01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:54.840 Where did that come from? That's great to me, Like 1443 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:57.519 I said, like, that's obviously I'm being you know, I'm 1444 01:03:57.559 --> 01:03:59.599 generalizing quite a bit, but I really do feel like 1445 01:03:59.639 --> 01:04:01.800 safe you must build a foundation on something. 1446 01:04:02.320 --> 01:04:03.039 It's got to be that. 1447 01:04:03.119 --> 01:04:03.960 It's it's the one thing. 1448 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:05.599 And I remember if somebody was even asked me for 1449 01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:08.519 advice or ask me for dating advice about like I 1450 01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:11.199 was saying, even if you're yourself, aren't funny, Like you're 1451 01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:12.199 not a fucking comedian. 1452 01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:15.440 I'm like, well, just watch media. 1453 01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:18.719 That's funny that y'all could bond over, right, Like let 1454 01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:22.000 the let the art do the work for you. Instead 1455 01:04:22.039 --> 01:04:23.719 of you being like, oh, I'm a funny guy and like, 1456 01:04:23.719 --> 01:04:25.599 oh you're so funny, I want to fuck you. Just 1457 01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:28.639 be like, oh, let's I'm gonna pull up a Seinfeld 1458 01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:34.159 and and uh Stephen Crowder and yeah, damn it, I could. 1459 01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:35.760 I didn't want. I wanted to stay. 1460 01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:40.679 Uh Seinfield Stephen Crowder And that's the Delie Peterson. 1461 01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:43.639 How I spend my entire day just watching Peterson? 1462 01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.199 No, No, I watched Seinfeld TV and then I have my 1463 01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:50.880 iPad playing Stephen K. Crowder stand up? Yeah, stand His 1464 01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:54.239 stand up is dude, you guys have not lived to 1465 01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:59.800 you've seen Dave Ruben's stand up. This is an iconic 1466 01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:03.079 for performer. And I gotta tell you, man, I think 1467 01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:10.000 he's going places. Did you see Lauren No, sorry, yeah, 1468 01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:11.760 Lauren Shinn's stand up? Did you see it? 1469 01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:12.079 What? 1470 01:05:13.360 --> 01:05:17.599 No? What do you mean? So there's why would she 1471 01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:18.039 do that? 1472 01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:19.920 So I don't know the context. 1473 01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:22.280 All I know is she funny? I don't remember her 1474 01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:22.880 being funny. 1475 01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:27.199 I can't believe you were even asking that questions. No, 1476 01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:29.360 like I would, I would have see I would have 1477 01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:32.840 led with that that like, do you know who's surprisingly funny? 1478 01:05:33.039 --> 01:05:35.679 Because like, no, no, no, it's it's it's it's it's 1479 01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:42.480 Dave Ruben levels, but worse because it's a woman. I 1480 01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:44.320 wasn't gonna outright say it, but do you. 1481 01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:48.280 Guys really think women are less funny? Not specific funny. 1482 01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:51.639 I know funny women. I think I think women have 1483 01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:53.719 to be less funny. I don't think women. I don't 1484 01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.000 think men have women. I think it's that's funny. Christoph 1485 01:05:56.039 --> 01:05:56.880 Hitchin said it already. 1486 01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:57.960 I'm saying that. 1487 01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:00.599 There's like a like men have to be funny more 1488 01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:01.079 than women have. 1489 01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:02.320 It's more of that. 1490 01:06:03.239 --> 01:06:07.239 I think. I think female comedians are less funny than 1491 01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:11.880 male comedians. But I think generally I've met more funny women, 1492 01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:15.119 like normal than funny guys. 1493 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:16.960 I hate to say this, I feel like a jerk. 1494 01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:20.840 I have not met many. I've met like genuine, like 1495 01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:24.639 maybe six hilarious women that like they've made me laugh 1496 01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:25.599 to like cry. 1497 01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:29.079 And I know I know point and I know too many. 1498 01:06:29.119 --> 01:06:30.239 I think I probably I. 1499 01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:31.719 Know more men and women I think I have obviously 1500 01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:34.480 probably Yeah, but I've met like a ton of funny 1501 01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:36.880 fucking men, like a ton of men that have made 1502 01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:37.719 me almost throw up. 1503 01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:38.719 I think it might be for. 1504 01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:40.800 The same for the same reason though it's but we're 1505 01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:41.840 also just the same. 1506 01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:43.599 So so I think, yeah, that's true. 1507 01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:45.079 We're just gonna laugh at the same stuff. 1508 01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:46.679 So interesting enough. 1509 01:06:47.079 --> 01:06:49.599 One thing that I noticed for sure, just from observation 1510 01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:52.880 of even in the dating field, the funniest girls that 1511 01:06:52.920 --> 01:06:57.320 I dated were fat at a point, like at a point, 1512 01:06:57.360 --> 01:06:59.960 at a point they they had to turn on their 1513 01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:02.679 personality because they were all fat and to not be 1514 01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:06.599 completely ridiculed and made fun of their personality skyrocketed past 1515 01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:08.679 like so many women. So there's a couple of goes 1516 01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:09.199 that I dated. 1517 01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:12.199 If you're fat and worthless, it's gonna make your it's 1518 01:07:12.199 --> 01:07:13.679 gonna make you Very's. 1519 01:07:13.199 --> 01:07:17.599 Someone who I didn't date. You remember Casara? You remember Casar? Yeah, 1520 01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:19.920 I didn't dated, but we were we partnered for a while. 1521 01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:25.199 Fat it's good, that's good. And a twig well, she 1522 01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:26.639 was completely in shape by that point. 1523 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.599 But you know, I guess feel like shooting you. 1524 01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:32.400 But she had. Does that mean I will say your 1525 01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:34.480 BMI is none. 1526 01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:39.000 I'm not like a Auschwitz. 1527 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:42.760 Child if you go on if you go on one like 1528 01:07:42.960 --> 01:07:46.000 solid dietary week, you would be I don't think. 1529 01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:47.239 So I've got muscle if you. 1530 01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:49.599 Went on water, yea, like everything has muscle, but. 1531 01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:51.679 Like you know, oh yeah, Cooney has muscle. 1532 01:07:52.599 --> 01:07:58.000 She technically does haules. I mean she has like like 1533 01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:00.119 what is that ship called like breshudo, you know, like 1534 01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:04.960 she's dude, like that level of muscle. 1535 01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:07.960 It's like it's there. Yeah, I'm still around. 1536 01:08:09.039 --> 01:08:11.480 I imagine she's around, but like I'm sure she just 1537 01:08:11.480 --> 01:08:13.320 catering to her niche audience and that's it. 1538 01:08:13.679 --> 01:08:15.239 I imagine pray for her. 1539 01:08:16.199 --> 01:08:18.880 Yeah, there's a Russian drummer that looks like her, not 1540 01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:21.399 as skinny, but it's on the verge that it grosses 1541 01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:23.800 me out. Like she's a really good drummer too, but 1542 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:26.479 when I see her, she looks like Miranda Costgrove her 1543 01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.159 face but sunk it in and she's just a fucking 1544 01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:31.439 amazing drummer. And I'm like, oh my god, she's she's 1545 01:08:31.560 --> 01:08:34.239 she's working her way, and I was like this like 1546 01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:34.880 grosses me out. 1547 01:08:34.880 --> 01:08:38.079 I actually had I had an unfollower, Miranda Cosgrove. 1548 01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:47.199 Miranda Krosky carros Grovoski cro cost Grove, cost Costco cost 1549 01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:48.000 cross v. 1550 01:08:48.840 --> 01:08:49.239 Who's that? 1551 01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:51.720 So I'm just she's Russian to this chick I'm talking 1552 01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:53.560 about that looks like Miranda costgro. 1553 01:08:55.000 --> 01:09:01.359 Miranda. There's so much misunderstanding anyway, I don't even know 1554 01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:02.199 how he got here. 1555 01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:05.479 But yeah, yeah, ye know they say like fat chicks, 1556 01:09:05.680 --> 01:09:08.079 uh they gotta be they gotta put they gotta turn 1557 01:09:08.079 --> 01:09:11.560 it on, and they're funny like uh, I remember my 1558 01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:12.199 ruegian X. 1559 01:09:12.239 --> 01:09:13.560 I guess she was like fatish it when she was 1560 01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:13.960 a kid too. 1561 01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:18.960 It's funny, funny, hilarious actually, Like there's things that I'm like, oh, 1562 01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:21.279 that's that's actually a really good joke, Like what you 1563 01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:23.680 should do? You should probably think about getting in that field, 1564 01:09:23.880 --> 01:09:24.800 do I do? 1565 01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:28.239 I know? I know more funny women? 1566 01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:30.520 Well when and women also just have different sences of 1567 01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:33.840 My wife's pretty funny too, I think, yeah, of course, 1568 01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:35.359 like women are like you know, it's like the whole 1569 01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:37.720 like women go into these fields like yeah, because socially 1570 01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:39.680 they're kind of geared towards doing that. Like it's not 1571 01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:42.640 because they just they're just incapable of understanding going in 1572 01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:44.159 that field. If you grow up with a girl that's 1573 01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:47.000 like told like, oh, girls do stuff like this, they 1574 01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:49.720 might like like some girls like monster trucks because of 1575 01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:51.880 the fact that they're not just giving dolls when they're little. 1576 01:09:51.880 --> 01:09:54.039 You know, the fuck is a monster truck? The fuck 1577 01:09:54.159 --> 01:09:55.319 is a fuck. 1578 01:09:57.239 --> 01:09:59.479 It's just like a regular truck and you just put 1579 01:09:59.520 --> 01:09:59.920 a monster in. 1580 01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:03.399 Yeah, it was like a scary truck. Yeah, okay, Yeah, 1581 01:10:03.640 --> 01:10:04.399 they're bigger. 1582 01:10:04.159 --> 01:10:08.079 And more monsters. No, like like you know the bombs 1583 01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:09.239 snowman in the truck. 1584 01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:14.439 A bother snowman in truck in former inside of a truck. 1585 01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:16.560 You ever, you never got on one of those truck 1586 01:10:16.680 --> 01:10:19.720 derby things where there's monsters in the trucks. 1587 01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:22.640 You've never seen that before? Wolf and like the Mega 1588 01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:27.199 Jew What you said, No, what is that you never 1589 01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:27.439 heard of? 1590 01:10:27.439 --> 01:10:30.159 The classic universal monsters is the Invisible Man, the Wolfman, 1591 01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:34.920 the Mega Jew, right, the Mega Jew, Right, he's like 1592 01:10:34.920 --> 01:10:36.600 one Jesus that you know. What's crazy about that is 1593 01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:38.760 that that seems like something that that could have been 1594 01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:39.760 true at a certain. 1595 01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:43.680 Dude like take it got cut off the draft. 1596 01:10:44.319 --> 01:10:48.920 Yeah, and then you made no Wolfman, the Invisible Man, 1597 01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:52.600 Mega Jew, Frankenstein, and then these all got ported later 1598 01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:55.359 and then they were analyzing like what to bring forward, 1599 01:10:55.359 --> 01:10:58.039 and they were like, we should probably leave megage behind. 1600 01:10:58.439 --> 01:11:00.880 That's what we can't bring by it. Fucking Walt Disney 1601 01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:01.359 made that one. 1602 01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:02.199 So which one? 1603 01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:04.640 So, guys, I know it's a hard call, but which 1604 01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:06.039 one are we gonna leave behind? 1605 01:11:06.359 --> 01:11:08.039 And it's a it's a it's a closi. 1606 01:11:08.239 --> 01:11:08.760 It's close. 1607 01:11:09.000 --> 01:11:11.399 It's forty nine, forty nine. One guy last well and he's. 1608 01:11:11.279 --> 01:11:13.640 Like, which, what what's the time between? It's between Mega 1609 01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:13.920 Jew and. 1610 01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:14.960 Who Mega Jew? 1611 01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:19.760 And clearly of Dracula, they would leave behind Dracula. 1612 01:11:19.920 --> 01:11:22.800 They're like, regular is kind of cool. 1613 01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:24.680 I feel that it would be the Invisible Man. I 1614 01:11:24.680 --> 01:11:26.560 feel like the Invisible Man is on the cutting room floor. 1615 01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:27.760 That's a good point. 1616 01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:30.399 Man is so much scarier than most of the all 1617 01:11:30.399 --> 01:11:31.039 the ones though. 1618 01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:33.760 As a concept, but as an actual monster to say, 1619 01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:34.600 he's just a freak guy. 1620 01:11:34.640 --> 01:11:36.720 I can't see who because if it's because the wolf 1621 01:11:36.760 --> 01:11:38.479 Man is not a were wolf, he's a wolf man. 1622 01:11:38.560 --> 01:11:41.439 So he looks unbelievably stupid. 1623 01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:43.000 I mean, wolf man, I don't. 1624 01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:44.880 I won't any fucking with the wolf man, dude, But 1625 01:11:44.960 --> 01:11:47.439 like he just looks he looks like a bald muscular 1626 01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:50.720 guy with some like a balding muscular man. 1627 01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:51.560 Isn't that scary? 1628 01:11:52.039 --> 01:11:54.880 A werewolf is obviously terrified but kind of cool. 1629 01:11:54.960 --> 01:11:56.159 But I feel like. 1630 01:11:56.840 --> 01:12:00.279 I would be frozen the wolf thing. 1631 01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:00.560 I think. 1632 01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.319 I think it's just it's like the uncanny. It just 1633 01:12:03.560 --> 01:12:04.880 really that's just gonna make me. 1634 01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:08.119 Look it looks more gross to me, the idea of 1635 01:12:08.119 --> 01:12:10.640 like I don't want that thing because my brain imagines 1636 01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:13.439 a werewolf cool. You know, I can't imagine it's like 1637 01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:15.880 probably a werewolf. It's probably so horrifying. 1638 01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:18.279 I was just imagining it as a digi mind or something. 1639 01:12:18.359 --> 01:12:20.640 Yeah, like frames of reference though, you know, like a 1640 01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:23.399 frames reference all. Like I've only seen where it was 1641 01:12:23.439 --> 01:12:25.800 in like fucking underworld. They look kind of cool there, 1642 01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:27.439 and like in video. 1643 01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:31.520 Games, in real life, it's probably under mortifying looking. It's like. 1644 01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:38.680 A wolf ape that's probably terrifying. Vampire that is, like 1645 01:12:38.800 --> 01:12:40.760 this is some fucking skinny guy. I might funk on 1646 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:41.239 a bender. 1647 01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:44.600 Yeah, yeah, vampires are hot, dude, yeah. 1648 01:12:44.399 --> 01:12:46.880 I would suck a vampire on purpose, But fucking was 1649 01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:48.760 that Kate Beckett to Who's the Bitch that was in 1650 01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:49.600 a dude? 1651 01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:50.159 And uh? 1652 01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:54.159 Underworld All Star run Bro? 1653 01:12:54.760 --> 01:12:57.760 You never watch? Yeah, of course, what I say? What 1654 01:12:57.800 --> 01:12:58.279 do I think? 1655 01:12:58.560 --> 01:13:00.800 Just watching Spider Man three for the some time, trying 1656 01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:01.600 to climb on the wall. 1657 01:13:02.399 --> 01:13:05.600 Underworld's fun, this morning? Underworld's fun. Actually, I feel like 1658 01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:06.359 we should watch. 1659 01:13:06.199 --> 01:13:08.640 Those movies Mannld especially Underworld. 1660 01:13:08.279 --> 01:13:11.199 Two evolution is Actually there's this guy that's in it 1661 01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:14.199 that clearly I feel like, Oh, get a good looking 1662 01:13:14.279 --> 01:13:17.600 version of the Creed singer. Yeah, and that's the actor 1663 01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:21.600 plays Michael. Yeah. Yeah, he just looks like he just 1664 01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:23.680 was like, what the is this? He has the hair 1665 01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:25.520 and he's like this kid And I was like, yeah, 1666 01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:27.600 I've only seen he. 1667 01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:29.720 Just dies in the third one. It makes me they 1668 01:13:29.720 --> 01:13:32.960 make the most. Yes, they're not gonna watch it. You're 1669 01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:34.720 not gonna you're gonna turn on. It's gonna be like, 1670 01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:36.159 well how this turn the Spider Man two again? 1671 01:13:36.319 --> 01:13:36.680 Is uh? 1672 01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:37.159 Is it? 1673 01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:42.520 Who? Uh? The the main that that chick's dad isn't 1674 01:13:42.560 --> 01:13:43.760 he in Game of Thrones? Or I think? 1675 01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:44.399 Am I tripping? 1676 01:13:45.840 --> 01:13:49.159 I can't remember talking about I've never seen either. 1677 01:13:50.119 --> 01:13:52.520 Wait you haven't that is interesting. 1678 01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:54.760 I don't think so, that might be interesting. She's a 1679 01:13:54.760 --> 01:13:55.439 British actor. 1680 01:13:56.560 --> 01:13:58.600 That guy fuck Britch actors, an't there? 1681 01:13:59.079 --> 01:13:59.239 Yeah? 1682 01:13:59.279 --> 01:14:00.920 Oh no, it's it Harry Potter that had that role. 1683 01:14:02.119 --> 01:14:03.159 I think Harry Potter had the role. 1684 01:14:03.199 --> 01:14:04.680 They didn't want to. 1685 01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:07.479 A lot of wop Harry Potter are in Game of Thrones. 1686 01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:09.479 Right, But I'm saying like there was there was no 1687 01:14:09.520 --> 01:14:11.399 like stepfast rule about Game of Thrones where like you 1688 01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:12.560 couldn't hire Americans. 1689 01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:15.359 The only actor I know that's American, it's Peter Dinklage 1690 01:14:15.800 --> 01:14:16.319 Game of Thrones. 1691 01:14:16.359 --> 01:14:19.720 Actually, that's so crazy to me when I when yeah 1692 01:14:20.039 --> 01:14:22.560 he was he's such a Condisden British exactly. 1693 01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:24.960 I figured he was British because he was a little person. 1694 01:14:25.720 --> 01:14:28.600 Yeah, it seems like I just want to hear his 1695 01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:32.039 his accent in Game of Thrones. It was so convincing 1696 01:14:32.079 --> 01:14:34.319 that it wasn't even like it feels effortless. It feels 1697 01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:36.920 more really some of the other people that are British 1698 01:14:36.960 --> 01:14:37.399 his accent. 1699 01:14:37.439 --> 01:14:39.119 He had a little person accent and nailed it. 1700 01:14:40.319 --> 01:14:43.359 Yeah, that's it because the thing about like John Snow, 1701 01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:46.079 like John actually has that bit of Scottish accent like 1702 01:14:46.359 --> 01:14:47.439 he does sound. 1703 01:14:47.199 --> 01:14:49.279 Like it's from like the north. Yeah, and it's. 1704 01:14:49.199 --> 01:14:53.239 Like, but Peter sounds better than you, like this voice, 1705 01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:56.079 Like what's going He's also like an actor actor exactly. 1706 01:14:56.119 --> 01:14:57.000 He's like like he's. 1707 01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:59.439 Taking some crazy ass roles, but he's a good actor. Man. 1708 01:14:59.479 --> 01:14:59.920 Well Peter did. 1709 01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:03.399 Yeah, he's made some stupid fu but here's the thing 1710 01:15:03.399 --> 01:15:04.359 that he. 1711 01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:08.439 Has some great ones too though, of course, But is 1712 01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:10.840 it is it cheating? What? 1713 01:15:11.520 --> 01:15:13.520 Because what do you mean? 1714 01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:16.800 Because like, let's say you're you're studying to be a 1715 01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:20.159 good actor, right, yeah, that's going to take you. Let's 1716 01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:21.960 say that it takes you like a year to get 1717 01:15:22.680 --> 01:15:26.000 uh into a role or something. For Peter Diglas, because 1718 01:15:26.000 --> 01:15:28.680 there's less of him, he takes less time. It would 1719 01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:29.600 take less time. 1720 01:15:29.560 --> 01:15:33.600 Because his depiction of time is. 1721 01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:34.399 Filling up like. 1722 01:15:36.039 --> 01:15:39.359 A smaller like a half gallon tank. It's easier to 1723 01:15:39.359 --> 01:15:45.000 fill up than a gallon exactly. That is the crazy. 1724 01:15:45.600 --> 01:15:48.600 That is the that is that is Maga Tar Devils. 1725 01:15:48.760 --> 01:15:50.920 I think I think that makes perfect sense. 1726 01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:53.119 I think I'm onto something. 1727 01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:55.119 I think I just figures. I know they didn't want 1728 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:57.680 me to if I cut off half my wife's body 1729 01:15:57.720 --> 01:15:59.239 took me better at cook it typeh. 1730 01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:05.640 That's crazy, alright, Gargo Doggo rode its iss Hello father figures. 1731 01:16:05.640 --> 01:16:07.039 I really, I really enjoy it when you all talk 1732 01:16:07.039 --> 01:16:09.119 about dragon Ball, especially the video games. I got a 1733 01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:12.159 simple question, very simple, what are your top dragon Ball games? 1734 01:16:12.159 --> 01:16:13.960 And why this is easily boudakai for me? 1735 01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:16.760 Like, I don't think that anything even comes fucking close. 1736 01:16:16.920 --> 01:16:22.560 My Kai three, bud Kai two ten Kaichi two, Sorry, 1737 01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:25.319 Boudakai three ten Kaiichi two, it's parking. 1738 01:16:25.159 --> 01:16:28.680 Zero z is great though coming zero those are probably 1739 01:16:28.720 --> 01:16:31.239 the best one. I mean, there, I feel like there 1740 01:16:31.319 --> 01:16:33.319 is a there's a right answer to this. I don't 1741 01:16:33.319 --> 01:16:36.279 think there's really much room for like opinion really because 1742 01:16:36.279 --> 01:16:37.399 like no one's gonna be like, you know what, I 1743 01:16:37.439 --> 01:16:40.640 really loved dragon Ball GT. Final Bout or fucking Raging 1744 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:43.119 Blast or yeah, ragiela m in. 1745 01:16:43.159 --> 01:16:45.199 Operation twenty twenty one something. 1746 01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:47.880 Like that, oh, Ultimate Battle twenty two, and. 1747 01:16:47.840 --> 01:16:49.800 Then it just like it turns to twenty three, right 1748 01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:52.359 if you do no, no, you do like this twenty one. 1749 01:16:52.399 --> 01:16:54.920 There's a special code where it goes uh it's Ultimate 1750 01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:57.319 Battle twenty two, and then it becomes Ultimate Battle twenty 1751 01:16:57.720 --> 01:17:01.039 twenty eight or twenty seven, because there's like five extra characters. 1752 01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:02.840 Uh side note. 1753 01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:05.960 I just wanted to because this was all right, you 1754 01:17:07.399 --> 01:17:09.359 moving on. I thought you were gonna I I was 1755 01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:18.000 hoping you're gonna hit the black screen. The dad from 1756 01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:21.159 uh oh my god, Vampire mo. We were literally talking 1757 01:17:21.159 --> 01:17:26.439 about Underworld, Underworld, Holy Ship. That's crazy. He was the 1758 01:17:26.560 --> 01:17:31.319 dad in. He was the step dad in Uh oh 1759 01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:36.560 my god, no, no, no, the zombie, the British furious. No, 1760 01:17:39.399 --> 01:17:45.960 the day that made me so mad. Oh my god, dude. 1761 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:47.600 My brainscause I'm not remembering it. 1762 01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:51.279 You guys do that so often. Co ops my mind. 1763 01:17:51.359 --> 01:17:54.600 We literally just saw he played a clip of that. 1764 01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:56.039 He said, douchebag it right. 1765 01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:58.760 Yeah, he just played a clip of that before you 1766 01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:01.239 came doing that again. 1767 01:18:01.760 --> 01:18:08.159 What was it, I don't remember. It was Billybob Thornton, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Thornington. 1768 01:18:08.239 --> 01:18:14.159 William just saying everything blood born Thornton, bloodborn Thornton, bloodborn Thornberry. 1769 01:18:15.880 --> 01:18:18.119 Is that am I am? I am I stupid? Or 1770 01:18:18.159 --> 01:18:20.359 is that a thing that happens to people? It happens 1771 01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:24.680 all because yeah, because that scares me. Just I just 1772 01:18:24.680 --> 01:18:25.520 got co opted. 1773 01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:29.079 Just yeah, yeah, because you're immediately thinking of that name, 1774 01:18:29.159 --> 01:18:31.920 and then it pushes it completely. It pushes now, it 1775 01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:34.520 pushes the right word out as it's about to hit 1776 01:18:34.560 --> 01:18:35.039 the forefight. 1777 01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:35.640 It's like boot. 1778 01:18:36.920 --> 01:18:38.399 It's like a black Hawk hitting a plane. 1779 01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:39.720 Yeah twice. 1780 01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:44.199 No, I didn't happen twice. You sure no to black hawks. 1781 01:18:44.279 --> 01:18:45.840 I'm one hundred percent sure. I don't know. 1782 01:18:46.319 --> 01:18:49.399 Yeah, I'm one hundred percent sure. I'm not one hundred 1783 01:18:49.399 --> 01:18:50.000 percent sure. 1784 01:18:50.960 --> 01:18:55.359 Uh. The Zelda of Legends, Kings of the tearedom that 1785 01:18:55.560 --> 01:18:58.760 was just wrote in. He says, My conservative friend said 1786 01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:04.079 Trump solved the federal censorship. I asked how, and they said, 1787 01:19:04.119 --> 01:19:07.039 Trump signed an executive order putting it into federal censorship. 1788 01:19:07.439 --> 01:19:10.279 So I asked, but what does the order actually do though, 1789 01:19:10.720 --> 01:19:14.000 And they just repeated it puts an end dividen's federal censorship. 1790 01:19:14.520 --> 01:19:16.880 My question is do you know people this dumb and 1791 01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:18.359 is there any way of reasoning with them? 1792 01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:19.079 No? 1793 01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:22.199 No, I don't really know anyone's that dumb. I don't 1794 01:19:22.319 --> 01:19:23.119 personal interactions. 1795 01:19:23.119 --> 01:19:24.239 I don't know anyone in person. 1796 01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:27.000 But I'm not very close with them anymore. I was 1797 01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:27.680 close with their brother. 1798 01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:32.760 Lily's not that so Lily I would put it. 1799 01:19:32.760 --> 01:19:34.840 As Lily's pretty ignorant because she's a California and I 1800 01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.640 grew up in like a pretty decent like life. She's 1801 01:19:37.119 --> 01:19:39.720 on the level i've seen her. She's not stupid. 1802 01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:42.920 I've seen her like retweet and post many of things 1803 01:19:42.960 --> 01:19:43.840 that I've. 1804 01:19:43.680 --> 01:19:45.439 Seen her put, even to boil in the microwave though. 1805 01:19:45.479 --> 01:19:47.079 Also so yeah, there is that. 1806 01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:49.960 No, No, I think I think she's academically very intelligent. 1807 01:19:50.520 --> 01:19:55.399 That she is. She's very but she's also not. 1808 01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:58.000 Like she can't wrestle cocaine off of a little person. 1809 01:19:58.039 --> 01:19:59.840 She like, how do I explain it? She doesn't. She 1810 01:20:00.039 --> 01:20:03.039 doesn't have that like some people have the natural yearn 1811 01:20:03.119 --> 01:20:04.760 to like if they hear about things or like if 1812 01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:06.760 there's something like going on, they have like year like 1813 01:20:07.520 --> 01:20:10.960 this out. Yeah, she doesn't have that exactly. But her 1814 01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:12.840 thing is that she will if she finds, you know, 1815 01:20:12.840 --> 01:20:14.960 about something, she'll go what she learned about that, which 1816 01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:17.520 is better than the vast majority of people. Because I'm 1817 01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:20.199 not even exactly like that. Yeah, I understand what you're 1818 01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:22.520 talking about. You're talking about like say. 1819 01:20:22.079 --> 01:20:24.960 People there's she's not exactly why Well it's like it's 1820 01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:27.720 it's well, why is this just really just written information 1821 01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:29.840 just retained over the years, Right, you just have like 1822 01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:33.640 like experience and wisdom is like a kin. I just 1823 01:20:33.640 --> 01:20:36.399 feel like it's a thing where people just don't want 1824 01:20:36.439 --> 01:20:39.159 to exercise their critical thinking skills. Like they hear something 1825 01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:41.399 and then they just kind of like and then that 1826 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:42.840 it doesn't go any further than that. 1827 01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:44.439 Yeah, some people, Like some people are like I think 1828 01:20:44.479 --> 01:20:45.840 I'm a kind of person where I hear something that's 1829 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:47.399 like interesting sounding, I'm like, oh, that's sparks, and I 1830 01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:49.279 want to look that up. I want to figure it out. 1831 01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:52.319 Some people are just not like that. She when she 1832 01:20:52.399 --> 01:20:54.479 figures out that there's something going on that she's ill 1833 01:20:54.479 --> 01:20:56.640 informed about, she will look into it to become informed. 1834 01:20:56.960 --> 01:20:59.520 Yeah, I've watched her to do the exact opposite. Yeah, 1835 01:20:59.560 --> 01:21:00.760 how so I've watched her. 1836 01:21:02.039 --> 01:21:05.760 I've watched I've watched her actively lose information. 1837 01:21:06.439 --> 01:21:07.199 That's impressive. 1838 01:21:07.439 --> 01:21:09.399 It's crazy, that's wild. 1839 01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:12.239 Hell yeah, dude, I don't want to know this. 1840 01:21:12.880 --> 01:21:15.439 I know one person, a guy that I grew up with. 1841 01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:20.720 I saw him like a couple of months ago when 1842 01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:24.680 I went to my hometown and u jojo like she 1843 01:21:24.680 --> 01:21:25.319 she was. 1844 01:21:25.399 --> 01:21:27.479 It was hilarious of her witnessing. 1845 01:21:27.119 --> 01:21:30.479 In real time of someone who is just like a 1846 01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:34.800 low information voter essentially. Now, my friend is is he 1847 01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:37.039 has a green card, he hasn't naturalized, so I think 1848 01:21:37.039 --> 01:21:37.840 he just he's just lazy. 1849 01:21:37.840 --> 01:21:38.479 He doesn't want to. 1850 01:21:40.119 --> 01:21:42.920 But he told me he was like if a guy 1851 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:44.960 immigrant from Mexico, And he told me he's like, yeah, 1852 01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:46.960 you know, if I was a citizen, I definitely would 1853 01:21:47.000 --> 01:21:49.239 have voted for Trump. And like it's crazy because he's 1854 01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:51.199 like my my friend, and I've known him since I 1855 01:21:51.239 --> 01:21:53.600 was like thirteen, and a lot of the stuff that 1856 01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:56.960 he was saying is so like I didn't ask him 1857 01:21:56.960 --> 01:21:59.479 who he watches, but it's one of those things that's 1858 01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:02.840 like I can I could guess I have an ID. 1859 01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:04.920 It'd be very easy to guess, like what his reach, 1860 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:07.479 if he has a Twitter, what is who he like? 1861 01:22:07.520 --> 01:22:08.680 The people that he retweets, you. 1862 01:22:08.680 --> 01:22:10.840 Know who they are exactly immediately, because it's never not 1863 01:22:10.840 --> 01:22:12.199 those people. It's never the same. 1864 01:22:12.239 --> 01:22:13.920 I don't I only know one person that's that that 1865 01:22:14.000 --> 01:22:16.600 level of stupid. No one guy that's it. 1866 01:22:16.600 --> 01:22:18.680 Yeah, exactly, that's my saying the same as that guy. 1867 01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:21.199 It's like one of my friends is just but like 1868 01:22:21.319 --> 01:22:23.920 I think I don't know, I feel like that person 1869 01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:25.960 is like I hate to say the studients there, they 1870 01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:29.039 are a kind person, but they are fucking dumb. 1871 01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:30.159 They are like a dumb person. 1872 01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:32.359 I'm like, oh my god, you shouldn't be able to vote, 1873 01:22:32.399 --> 01:22:34.000 like actually you are. 1874 01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:34.520 You are. 1875 01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:38.760 It's dangerous to give you authority over anything. And you're 1876 01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:40.720 just gonna raise a recard as well too. You know, 1877 01:22:41.039 --> 01:22:42.359 it's scary. 1878 01:22:42.600 --> 01:22:45.079 It's hard dealing with like nice dumb, nice people because 1879 01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:47.119 you don't want to be mean to them, you know, Yeah, 1880 01:22:47.159 --> 01:22:48.760 you don't want to tell them anything. You don't want 1881 01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:51.840 to Like that guy that the person that asked the question, 1882 01:22:51.880 --> 01:22:55.880 I imagine they're like they're homies and so he's kind 1883 01:22:55.920 --> 01:22:58.560 of trying to pick hum maybe put a kernel instead 1884 01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:02.960 of just being like Biden's federal censorship, Like what the 1885 01:23:03.000 --> 01:23:04.199 fuck does That's nothing? 1886 01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:06.520 You read like you know, like you wanna. 1887 01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:08.520 Yeah, you want it hard to engage? 1888 01:23:08.640 --> 01:23:09.960 Yeah, like you how could you be? 1889 01:23:10.079 --> 01:23:10.960 That's what is that? 1890 01:23:11.119 --> 01:23:12.119 That's so stupid? 1891 01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:15.960 Like just hearing that my head, I'm. 1892 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:17.640 Trying to figure out what it's sentially on a federal level, 1893 01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:20.479 like what are they not? Are they not allowed to say? 1894 01:23:20.800 --> 01:23:20.880 What? 1895 01:23:21.039 --> 01:23:21.239 There was? 1896 01:23:23.560 --> 01:23:24.800 He took the. 1897 01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:27.600 First Amendment, and you just shadow he got the original. 1898 01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:30.119 He found the original copy and started shipping all over 1899 01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:31.880 and he was like, who did this? 1900 01:23:33.079 --> 01:23:39.840 He just like it's hard lines his own ship. 1901 01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:42.720 That's cruzy, that's that's next level. 1902 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:45.359 I just kind of uh, and look, I understand that 1903 01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:49.760 it's smug liberal behavior. I get it, right, But at 1904 01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:53.920 the same time, I really feel it where it's you 1905 01:23:54.000 --> 01:23:57.880 just have to you have to treat it like it's 1906 01:23:58.720 --> 01:24:01.159 I don't know, like it's like it's a cat that 1907 01:24:01.239 --> 01:24:03.960 jumps up on the fucking wall in it and knocks 1908 01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:09.319 over something, and it's like it doesn't really understand. Like 1909 01:24:09.520 --> 01:24:11.319 I understand that it sounds smug, and it's like, oh, 1910 01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:12.920 you're not doing any favors for your side by being 1911 01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:15.119 that smug about it. But it's like, I mean, I'm 1912 01:24:15.119 --> 01:24:18.560 not gonna not feel more intelligent than a dog. Yeah, 1913 01:24:18.600 --> 01:24:20.319 you know, like I just I can't help it. I'm sorry, 1914 01:24:20.479 --> 01:24:22.039 And so like it comes to a point where it's like, 1915 01:24:22.039 --> 01:24:24.039 all right, I mean, you know, you know, we're sharing 1916 01:24:24.039 --> 01:24:29.800 a planet with very you know, very easily manipulatable people 1917 01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:32.760 who don't critically think and don't analyze any of the 1918 01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:36.359 things that they believe, and uh, I'm gonna acknowledge that 1919 01:24:36.399 --> 01:24:38.119 I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna kick a dog, 1920 01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:39.239 you know. 1921 01:24:41.239 --> 01:24:43.399 You know, well, the thing is that the dog could 1922 01:24:43.399 --> 01:24:45.640 have uses. You know, you could train a dog to 1923 01:24:45.720 --> 01:24:46.600 be useful. 1924 01:24:46.720 --> 01:24:50.720 Well, those people are used a degree ofhip the dog population. 1925 01:24:51.000 --> 01:24:53.560 If the dog, if the dog gets me tickets to 1926 01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:55.880 like a like a crazy show, I'll go. You know, 1927 01:24:57.279 --> 01:24:59.239 you know, I'll go to the show. 1928 01:24:59.399 --> 01:25:02.119 The dumb people are extremely useful to uh, the people 1929 01:25:02.159 --> 01:25:03.960 that are in charge right now, that's the thing. So 1930 01:25:04.000 --> 01:25:06.279 like they are very useful. I just feel like those people. 1931 01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:07.880 It's kind of like, you know how people we have 1932 01:25:07.960 --> 01:25:11.199 like ages were our bones like kind of sealless in 1933 01:25:11.359 --> 01:25:13.000 and we've grown as much as we can grow. 1934 01:25:13.800 --> 01:25:16.279 Like I feel like with intelligence. 1935 01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:17.800 You should really understand that people talk about like say 1936 01:25:17.880 --> 01:25:18.800 the early twenties. 1937 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:23.600 I mean, I feel like that's everybody, though. 1938 01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:25.159 It happened to him sooner. 1939 01:25:25.199 --> 01:25:28.920 Probably it's just like you didn't we did, we didn't. 1940 01:25:29.000 --> 01:25:31.960 Yeah, I mean myself, I was not blessed with a 1941 01:25:32.079 --> 01:25:33.359 growth spurt like so on my home. 1942 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:35.279 You didn't go through your whole like no. 1943 01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:37.560 I stopped growing when I was sixteen, damn. 1944 01:25:37.640 --> 01:25:39.239 Yeah. I was just like, I wonder if I would 1945 01:25:39.239 --> 01:25:41.760 have grown more if, like I didn't have multiple injuries 1946 01:25:41.800 --> 01:25:45.239 in football. Yeah, particularly in your back as I'm as 1947 01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:46.359 I'm talking right now. 1948 01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:50.039 My yeah, yeah for football that's. 1949 01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:55.079 Just played football one time crumpled and he was like, thanks, guys, 1950 01:25:55.399 --> 01:25:58.479 much appreciated. You got a cordion like in a fucking cartoon. 1951 01:26:00.079 --> 01:26:02.239 You're just like, you. 1952 01:26:02.199 --> 01:26:05.600 Know, the snakes from I'm pretty that can lengthen themselves. Yeah, 1953 01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:06.439 I wish I could do that. 1954 01:26:06.680 --> 01:26:09.279 I'd be long and I'm pretty tall considering. 1955 01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:09.479 What I had to work with. 1956 01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:11.239 To be honest with you, that's true. I feel pretty 1957 01:26:11.239 --> 01:26:11.800 alright about it. 1958 01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:12.600 That's true. 1959 01:26:12.640 --> 01:26:13.960 Are you referring to your penis? 1960 01:26:14.239 --> 01:26:16.399 No, I mean literally, like my mom's like four nine 1961 01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:16.840 or something. 1962 01:26:17.079 --> 01:26:20.720 Oh my grandma, My grandma is so short, it's crazy. 1963 01:26:20.720 --> 01:26:21.920 I remember when I went back to New York and 1964 01:26:21.960 --> 01:26:25.319 I saw her and I was like, what the fuck, dude. 1965 01:26:25.159 --> 01:26:27.760 You're mad tiny? And I was like, oh, I forgot 1966 01:26:27.800 --> 01:26:28.920 you know one of them. 1967 01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:33.359 You had no chance. Your dad's like what eight eight 1968 01:26:33.479 --> 01:26:34.399 eight seven? 1969 01:26:34.680 --> 01:26:36.840 No, my mom's actually mad tall. My mom was like 1970 01:26:36.880 --> 01:26:38.640 five ten, five to ten, almost. 1971 01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:39.640 Eleven was. 1972 01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:43.359 Or they just been to chopped her legs off. 1973 01:26:44.560 --> 01:26:46.680 She's not around when she. 1974 01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:48.560 Was alive, they chopp her legs off, and then she 1975 01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:49.319 wasn't mean. 1976 01:26:49.199 --> 01:26:50.920 Your mom's not around, Okay, never mind. 1977 01:26:52.279 --> 01:26:54.680 And then my dad's like six seven, so like he's 1978 01:26:54.720 --> 01:26:56.920 fucking huge. That six seven, that's huge. Yeah. 1979 01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:59.800 Yeah, my mom's mad because you're fucking sure. I'm short, 1980 01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:03.199 heard to him. Yeah, it's insane. I'm one and shorter 1981 01:27:03.239 --> 01:27:03.680 than my dad. 1982 01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:06.760 I guess you're like Lebron James's son, because like he's 1983 01:27:06.760 --> 01:27:08.800 fucking like six we Lebron James, like six eight er 1984 01:27:08.840 --> 01:27:11.159 son is his son's like six to two James. Yeah. 1985 01:27:11.560 --> 01:27:14.800 The son weird is that he was he was growing 1986 01:27:14.840 --> 01:27:17.720 a lot. Then he kind of just stopped and I 1987 01:27:17.760 --> 01:27:20.199 was like, this is weird. Bronni listen, listen. 1988 01:27:20.279 --> 01:27:24.760 His name is Bronni Yeah, Bronnie James Junior. He's he's 1989 01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:27.000 Lebron Yeah, Ronnie. 1990 01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:29.640 Yeah, he's not. 1991 01:27:29.760 --> 01:27:33.560 Yeah, he's not greatly, especially when you're six too and 1992 01:27:33.680 --> 01:27:35.800 not built like Lebron James. 1993 01:27:35.960 --> 01:27:38.000 He's Lebron James twig. Yeah. 1994 01:27:38.119 --> 01:27:39.800 Lebron James is like fucking freak. 1995 01:27:39.960 --> 01:27:41.960 If I had a dad who was famous for something, 1996 01:27:42.359 --> 01:27:43.920 I would never go do that thing. 1997 01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:46.319 He's not even bad at basketball, but he is not 1998 01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:50.000 he is. He's collegiate level at best. He's so far 1999 01:27:50.039 --> 01:27:53.000 from being a Lebron James. That's the whole that's the problem. 2000 01:27:53.239 --> 01:27:55.159 And young Lebron he's only in the NBA right now 2001 01:27:55.159 --> 01:28:00.439 because it's Lebron. Bron the son is obviously potential. 2002 01:28:00.439 --> 01:28:02.520 He has potential to get like decent, but he's not 2003 01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:04.920 gonna be a fucking All Star. No way, He's not 2004 01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:06.720 gonna be an All Star. And it's really unfortunate because 2005 01:28:06.720 --> 01:28:10.520 of the fact that he didn't get there. He's talented, 2006 01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:12.479 he's talented. If he would have went to college and 2007 01:28:12.520 --> 01:28:15.359 like probably fundamentally changed his game, maybe grew a little 2008 01:28:16.119 --> 01:28:18.399 maybe grew a little bit, he could have really like 2009 01:28:18.479 --> 01:28:19.000 done something. 2010 01:28:19.000 --> 01:28:21.239 But it's like coming to a game name, let's suck, 2011 01:28:21.479 --> 01:28:25.840 let's throat. Yeah, let's just throw like got. 2012 01:28:31.479 --> 01:28:39.359 Strogu throw his fucking awesome While. 2013 01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:42.920 I hope, I hope he don't have. 2014 01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:43.600 Any problem with him. 2015 01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:45.239 I hope he like really like improved his game because 2016 01:28:45.239 --> 01:28:45.760 he's I. 2017 01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:48.760 Mean, he's like, I gotta you know, I I I'm 2018 01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:49.800 rather back for Lakers. 2019 01:28:49.800 --> 01:28:54.479 So he's only eighteen seventeen actually seventeen. No, no, no, no, 2020 01:28:54.359 --> 01:28:55.119 he went to college. 2021 01:28:55.399 --> 01:28:57.319 You sure he went to college. 2022 01:28:57.600 --> 01:28:58.199 You can't do that? 2023 01:28:58.239 --> 01:28:58.479 No more. 2024 01:28:58.560 --> 01:28:59.159 Yeah, I forgot. 2025 01:28:59.760 --> 01:29:00.000 Yeah. 2026 01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:02.279 And he also he was not good enough to skip anyway. 2027 01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:05.119 They'd be like, nigga, no, we don't want you, like 2028 01:29:05.359 --> 01:29:07.279 right now he should. He's the d. 2029 01:29:07.960 --> 01:29:10.000 There's no he went. He's back on the Lakers right now. 2030 01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:10.520 He's back. 2031 01:29:11.159 --> 01:29:12.239 He played a little bit last night. 2032 01:29:12.279 --> 01:29:14.079 I think did he do anything? 2033 01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:19.359 I don't remember last the other night he did, oh, 2034 01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:20.640 really did some work. Yeah. 2035 01:29:20.680 --> 01:29:23.479 So people were cheering from wherever the fuck they played 2036 01:29:23.520 --> 01:29:24.479 last night. They were so. 2037 01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:26.640 I mean, he's people are excited, but I don't know 2038 01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:28.760 the fun about it. Nigga, look dungeons on Lakers now, 2039 01:29:29.640 --> 01:29:34.479 little Vinnie and motherfucker shot shout shouted Barbara. Man shouted Barbara, Dude, 2040 01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:36.119 they got they got some good people over there. 2041 01:29:36.520 --> 01:29:38.520 I mean they have one. They have one that's here. 2042 01:29:38.720 --> 01:29:43.439 Oh yeah, yeah, they got Barber, shouted Barbara. Luca and 2043 01:29:43.680 --> 01:29:47.119 not uh Ivanka the I guess. 2044 01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:49.000 The wait wait, Barbara, the person. 2045 01:29:50.239 --> 01:29:50.319 Is? 2046 01:29:50.560 --> 01:29:52.279 You thought Barbara the place like Santa Barb. 2047 01:29:52.800 --> 01:29:53.960 I was like, what's going on? I'm tired. 2048 01:29:54.119 --> 01:29:57.239 I've never I've never said that. Do people call it that? 2049 01:29:57.800 --> 01:30:02.800 No, to be if anything, Santa Barbara, I don't call 2050 01:30:02.800 --> 01:30:04.279 it that. But then I was ordering, like do people 2051 01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:05.560 call it that? 2052 01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:06.920 I was like, I was trying to shout out some 2053 01:30:07.520 --> 01:30:10.119 wondering had him wondering, wonder. 2054 01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:13.760 There's three villas only Sylvinian person I've ever met. 2055 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:19.720 Yeah, I met Barbara, isn't Jo best friends with Luke 2056 01:30:19.760 --> 01:30:26.199 and Chic and I have Millennia's number, So but yeah, 2057 01:30:26.199 --> 01:30:29.920 but I think those are only three young Millennia was 2058 01:30:30.000 --> 01:30:30.399 very easy. 2059 01:30:30.439 --> 01:30:31.560 Kevin Newsome definitely does. 2060 01:30:33.319 --> 01:30:33.920 Yeah, she was. 2061 01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:37.399 She was staring. She was staring. It's weird, she was staring. 2062 01:30:37.439 --> 01:30:40.439 It was like before I forgot go over to Patreon 2063 01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:43.439 Concess Snart tank, you can ask your questions. He's gone, 2064 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:46.079 hold on, this is actually because I never mentioned that 2065 01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:47.840 that's where you can go ask questions. 2066 01:30:47.920 --> 01:30:50.920 Five dollars cheer, right, I don't know, yeah, five dollars cheer. 2067 01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:55.239 Don't say I don't know. One of the tears like 2068 01:30:55.319 --> 01:31:01.319 reis five dollars, Yeah, I get what a dude whatever, 2069 01:31:02.319 --> 01:31:07.680 go on over to the patio. I started, ask a question. 2070 01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:14.640 You sick. I love having love having a podcast with 2071 01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:16.600 former president Joe Biden. 2072 01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:18.439 They want to put him in. 2073 01:31:22.960 --> 01:31:29.680 It's just constantly be a free welcome, Like what was 2074 01:31:29.680 --> 01:31:37.680 it like to be a president? Welcome is coherent, Tim Walls. 2075 01:31:37.359 --> 01:31:44.399 And just like I like him, stop making. 2076 01:31:44.239 --> 01:31:46.399 Fun I like him too. We can make we can 2077 01:31:46.439 --> 01:31:47.159 make fun of people. 2078 01:31:47.920 --> 01:31:48.640 I can't hit people. 2079 01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:51.399 I like. I like him that I love. I think 2080 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:54.279 that He tweeted like you unless he's a terrible president. Yeah, 2081 01:31:54.359 --> 01:31:57.920 it's like like like a million likes or whatever. The 2082 01:31:58.319 --> 01:32:00.760 dude and then responded it's like remember your name and 2083 01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:02.640 it's like, yes, it's literally right. 2084 01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:05.520 It doesn't work on Twitter. 2085 01:32:05.600 --> 01:32:06.159 You get reading. 2086 01:32:07.000 --> 01:32:08.079 He's stupid. 2087 01:32:08.800 --> 01:32:10.640 You cut what the this guy? 2088 01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:14.399 Did you see amazing? Did you amazing? 2089 01:32:14.680 --> 01:32:17.600 Did you see a Crowder get blasted when he when 2090 01:32:17.600 --> 01:32:20.319 he quotes tweeted that, Oh no it isn't. So right 2091 01:32:20.359 --> 01:32:24.239 wing quote quote cope, right wing cote blast him. So 2092 01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:28.159 Crowder quote sweet, who are you to that? And then 2093 01:32:28.239 --> 01:32:31.920 right wing quote cope put someone who notably has not 2094 01:32:32.159 --> 01:32:35.159 beaten his wife, unlike Stephen Crowder and look at the ratio. 2095 01:32:36.720 --> 01:32:43.279 Oh shit, damn, that's a that's a decisive victory for 2096 01:32:43.800 --> 01:32:44.880 not Stephen Crowder. 2097 01:32:44.960 --> 01:32:47.760 Yeah, dude, he got fucking toasted. Stephen Crowd got three 2098 01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:50.239 thousand likes on the who Are You? And then right 2099 01:32:50.239 --> 01:32:54.039 wing quote got fifteen thousand. That is a slaughter. 2100 01:32:54.319 --> 01:32:56.680 Want fling him into the sun. 2101 01:32:57.159 --> 01:32:59.079 It would be I feel like he's one of the few, 2102 01:32:59.199 --> 01:33:02.159 like so Matt Walsh more Matt Walsh, but like there's 2103 01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:04.119 certain there's only a handful of people in this world. 2104 01:33:04.119 --> 01:33:06.840 When I openly attack them, you know, someone should tell 2105 01:33:06.840 --> 01:33:09.279 Steven Crowder that random Twitter users are not his wife 2106 01:33:09.279 --> 01:33:11.279 and he can't hope to beat them. 2107 01:33:11.800 --> 01:33:12.119 Yeah. 2108 01:33:12.760 --> 01:33:14.039 Yeah, I would openly attack them. 2109 01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:18.359 Failed yet bro, people like him exist like dog. 2110 01:33:18.239 --> 01:33:19.640 It's okay, it would be nice. 2111 01:33:19.960 --> 01:33:23.359 Whatever, Where's God when you need them? Someone just golfed 2112 01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:27.399 on his head to be great? Someone off on his skull. 2113 01:33:31.079 --> 01:33:33.279 Happy Gilmore two is coming out. You're serious? 2114 01:33:35.359 --> 01:33:38.760 That really serious? Serious? Wait? What do you mean? 2115 01:33:38.800 --> 01:33:39.640 What do why? 2116 01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:43.840 I mean? I mean it shouldn't be never mind, I 2117 01:33:43.840 --> 01:33:46.600 don't mean that question. It's called did you ever what 2118 01:33:46.800 --> 01:33:51.760 my happiest Gilmar? Have seen Heavy Gilmore? Of course not heavy? 2119 01:33:54.439 --> 01:33:57.119 Watch it. It's good. What is it about? It's this guy. 2120 01:33:57.239 --> 01:34:00.000 It's about a hockey player that ended up a sports movie. 2121 01:34:00.239 --> 01:34:03.159 Great, he fucks I haven't seen Rocky because it's a 2122 01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:03.800 sports movie. 2123 01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:07.920 He fights, yeah, technically, yeah, yeah, it's a uh. 2124 01:34:09.439 --> 01:34:10.920 He fights Bob Barker. 2125 01:34:11.000 --> 01:34:13.760 I've only ever seen Spider Man Shrek, and it's a. 2126 01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:17.439 Mad, mad, mad mad world. M hm Inherit the Wind. 2127 01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:21.039 It's either from the sixties or spider Man. That's awful. 2128 01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:25.039 You are your perception of like film media must be 2129 01:34:25.239 --> 01:34:27.840 horror rent. I would love to see you make a film. 2130 01:34:28.319 --> 01:34:29.560 I think it will be an interesting one. 2131 01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:29.840 Yeah. 2132 01:34:29.920 --> 01:34:30.640 Yeah, that's the word. 2133 01:34:31.439 --> 01:34:32.000 That's the word. 2134 01:34:32.359 --> 01:34:37.199 It'll be interesting, for sure, it'll it'll be now I've seen, Oh, 2135 01:34:37.359 --> 01:34:38.760 I don't remember it, so, to be honest with you, 2136 01:34:38.840 --> 01:34:41.600 I saw it like fucking ages ago, and that bleeds 2137 01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:43.760 like a lot of his movies kind of bleed together 2138 01:34:43.800 --> 01:34:45.760 for me, Like, to be honest, I mean they have 2139 01:34:45.800 --> 01:34:48.239 the exact same comedy. Yeah, Like he plays different characters, 2140 01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:50.279 but they're the same character in all all those parts. 2141 01:34:50.319 --> 01:34:53.439 His best movie, I think is Big Daddy. It's his 2142 01:34:53.520 --> 01:34:55.960 most grounded one of the nineties. Sure, I love that movie. 2143 01:34:56.039 --> 01:34:58.600 In the nineties he is clearly Click Click is also. 2144 01:34:58.439 --> 01:34:58.840 A good movie. 2145 01:34:58.920 --> 01:35:00.880 Actually, I really like Click. 2146 01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:03.800 I can't finish that movie without masturbating. 2147 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:05.479 To which part. 2148 01:35:05.680 --> 01:35:07.039 Just the remote looks really curving? 2149 01:35:07.119 --> 01:35:17.960 Cool? 2150 01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:18.800 Remote? 2151 01:35:19.520 --> 01:35:23.960 Fucking choking it? Dude, You ever like trying to fight 2152 01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:25.720 your wrection? You ever like hold your dick while it's 2153 01:35:25.800 --> 01:35:27.560 soft as hard as you can and then get a 2154 01:35:27.560 --> 01:35:28.079 bowl room. 2155 01:35:28.039 --> 01:35:29.239 Like try to fight. 2156 01:35:29.800 --> 01:35:34.399 That's like one of those chamber things. 2157 01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:36.000 Yeah, it's like a chastity thing. 2158 01:35:35.880 --> 01:35:36.399 For your dick. 2159 01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:38.119 I don't that looks really uncomfortable? 2160 01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:42.079 I don't. I think that the idea of the why 2161 01:35:42.119 --> 01:35:43.039 would you want that? 2162 01:35:43.159 --> 01:35:44.039 Is my question. 2163 01:35:44.760 --> 01:35:48.720 Accept accepting that, Like your girls like put this ring on? 2164 01:35:48.920 --> 01:35:51.279 It's like, what the kind of person that would put 2165 01:35:51.279 --> 01:35:54.279 that on? Is such a fucking what don't I would 2166 01:35:54.279 --> 01:35:55.760 put on the chastity ring? 2167 01:35:56.279 --> 01:35:57.000 Bell? Bell? 2168 01:35:57.479 --> 01:36:00.239 I would talk about a conquering you're thinking about. 2169 01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:02.279 I mean if there was if I ran into a 2170 01:36:02.279 --> 01:36:05.800 girl with a chastity belt. Ill, Yeah, like what what? 2171 01:36:05.880 --> 01:36:09.800 This is a useless thing? This thing is You want 2172 01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:12.159 me to not become Hord? Why should I not become Hord? 2173 01:36:13.199 --> 01:36:13.960 You can't control me? 2174 01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:19.239 I can't control me. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. 2175 01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:22.960 It's an experience and I'm like the worst. 2176 01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:26.199 It's like, no, just I would my dick wouldn't fit 2177 01:36:26.239 --> 01:36:29.279 in one of those because for like the tiniest of pepies. 2178 01:36:29.760 --> 01:36:32.720 Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I don't what are they 2179 01:36:32.800 --> 01:36:34.800 called the dick cage? What do you call it? 2180 01:36:37.319 --> 01:36:38.239 If I put a dick. 2181 01:36:38.079 --> 01:36:39.640 Cage on Amazon? 2182 01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:40.680 Prison? 2183 01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:48.159 I think it's just some old person's name prison prison. 2184 01:36:50.920 --> 01:36:53.399 All right, let's see one thousand hornets, right, and it 2185 01:36:53.399 --> 01:36:56.520 says dear snart tank operators. You're going on a cross 2186 01:36:56.560 --> 01:36:58.880 country road trip with three other people. You pick one, 2187 01:36:59.520 --> 01:37:02.000 you pick on each co host picks one. They're actually 2188 01:37:02.000 --> 01:37:04.000 called cages, are they seriously? 2189 01:37:04.079 --> 01:37:09.039 So? Metal penis cock cage, fixed protection cage, pink with 2190 01:37:09.159 --> 01:37:13.800 silicone stuff, yeah, silicon yeah, yeah, so chastity cover. 2191 01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:17.640 You're called cockage. Look at this thing because it's just 2192 01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:21.720 the links. Look at this one. 2193 01:37:22.319 --> 01:37:23.359 It's like all sensual. 2194 01:37:23.479 --> 01:37:23.680 Yeah. 2195 01:37:23.680 --> 01:37:24.359 There's sex toys. 2196 01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:26.800 It's like lazy. Yeah yeah that's crazy. 2197 01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:29.000 Yeah, there's you can buy sex toys on Amazon. Yeah, 2198 01:37:29.960 --> 01:37:30.960 that's how you get online. 2199 01:37:31.359 --> 01:37:32.880 I mean that's where I get like I've gotten like 2200 01:37:32.960 --> 01:37:34.720 lube and ship yeah orom there. 2201 01:37:34.920 --> 01:37:37.119 I'm not really looping it up, you know. Well, it's 2202 01:37:37.319 --> 01:37:39.640 sometimes you you know, backdoor stuff, you. 2203 01:37:39.600 --> 01:37:41.720 Know, I mean every now and again it's like filthy 2204 01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:48.119 nigga kind of hurt a little bit. I was like, 2205 01:37:48.199 --> 01:37:54.880 oh my brother, no, all black. I started reading somebody's 2206 01:37:54.920 --> 01:37:56.680 questions by the last interest, I'm gonna skip you. 2207 01:37:56.800 --> 01:37:59.319 Oh my god, what is it not right? 2208 01:37:59.479 --> 01:38:02.239 That is so not you know, he says, dear snark 2209 01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:04.039 tag operators. Yeah, no, I'm gonna give. 2210 01:38:03.960 --> 01:38:12.520 You nice all right, Biden, Let's go have like not 2211 01:38:12.600 --> 01:38:14.159 be the best podcast for real, though. 2212 01:38:14.079 --> 01:38:18.079 I would absolutely watched Joe Biden slowly dive dementia on air. 2213 01:38:18.239 --> 01:38:20.279 We got to convince him. We gotta write him letters 2214 01:38:20.279 --> 01:38:21.159 because you know he only reads. 2215 01:38:21.399 --> 01:38:23.439 We have to storm his apartment or wherever the hell 2216 01:38:23.479 --> 01:38:25.720 he lives. Apartment, where does he live? Now? 2217 01:38:25.760 --> 01:38:27.439 He has just like a like a one bedroom. 2218 01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:38.000 He's a studio. He has a studio, and soho, why 2219 01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:40.760 can't get me too far away from because if there's 2220 01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:44.119 if there's multiple rooms, he'll forget where things are. So 2221 01:38:44.159 --> 01:38:46.239 he has to be in one room that's constantly always 2222 01:38:46.239 --> 01:38:49.520 around him. He doesn't even have a separate bathroom. No, 2223 01:38:49.640 --> 01:38:52.479 he's got a fucking hole in the floor. He's got 2224 01:38:52.479 --> 01:38:53.640 the quarterings drain. 2225 01:38:54.720 --> 01:38:57.520 Oh my god, he just. 2226 01:38:57.479 --> 01:39:00.119 Sits flush on the drain and ships his hard as 2227 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:00.800 he possibly can. 2228 01:39:01.119 --> 01:39:03.359 I was watching the quartering, and I was like, that's 2229 01:39:03.359 --> 01:39:07.119 a good idea. That's a good idea. 2230 01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:10.000 Quartering. You're a genius. That's a great idea, Germany, I said, 2231 01:39:10.039 --> 01:39:14.479 German Hamblee. I said, what a brilliant feller. I shed 2232 01:39:14.520 --> 01:39:19.279 on the ground. I stomped it down the dreams. Nobody 2233 01:39:19.279 --> 01:39:20.319 could take that away from me. 2234 01:39:20.960 --> 01:39:29.119 Shut the fuck up, please, someone's laughing at their You 2235 01:39:29.119 --> 01:39:31.119 think Biden's gonna run again, of course? 2236 01:39:31.600 --> 01:39:37.960 Like ever, yeah, yeah, Biden will ever ever jog even 2237 01:39:39.119 --> 01:39:40.920 twenty eight. You think he's just gonna look like a litch. 2238 01:39:41.119 --> 01:39:42.600 He's just gonna be like fucking just. 2239 01:39:42.520 --> 01:39:46.119 Like, he's gonna look like a wire frame animation of himself. 2240 01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:51.520 I'm dude, it's he's gonna look like his own nervous system. 2241 01:39:51.680 --> 01:39:55.279 He's gonna be. 2242 01:39:56.319 --> 01:39:57.840 Like you see the X rays of characters and like 2243 01:39:57.920 --> 01:40:00.399 random things, and it's the nervous and with eyeballs. 2244 01:39:59.880 --> 01:40:03.960 And yeah, yeah, oh my god. Uh no, cheersly, do 2245 01:40:04.000 --> 01:40:04.920 you think he's gonna run again? 2246 01:40:04.920 --> 01:40:06.479 No, No, I think he's I think he's. 2247 01:40:06.359 --> 01:40:08.159 I think he's gonna die before this terms over. 2248 01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:12.159 You think I think he's dead already. I mean technically yeah, yeah, 2249 01:40:12.199 --> 01:40:14.760 I feel like we're gonna be surprised. He's gonna fuck 2250 01:40:14.840 --> 01:40:15.239 us again. 2251 01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:18.840 He's like, I'm back to fuck you. He does, he's 2252 01:40:18.920 --> 01:40:25.119 like he operates, he's fifty years younger, somehow races again. 2253 01:40:25.239 --> 01:40:28.840 Oh and he's all he's like, whoa, that'll be crazy. 2254 01:40:29.000 --> 01:40:33.399 Crime Bill two, Crime Bill two. And we're gonna make 2255 01:40:33.640 --> 01:40:38.199 super there's no super palastline's gone. We're gonna make super Israel. 2256 01:40:38.239 --> 01:40:43.039 We're gonna make super kitchens illegal super Do. 2257 01:40:43.079 --> 01:40:43.520 You want to go? 2258 01:40:43.920 --> 01:40:46.439 You want soup milk a supercow like we all do, 2259 01:40:47.800 --> 01:40:51.119 like everybody else. I get my soup from the super cow, 2260 01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:52.680 just like every one of you. Did you think I'm 2261 01:40:52.680 --> 01:40:58.399 an average American? Did you say to Reel? 2262 01:40:58.600 --> 01:41:02.600 They lift they live Hawaii and then they tilted, so 2263 01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:04.000 all the Polynesians fall off. 2264 01:41:04.520 --> 01:41:09.840 Wise to too is Reel because israel I thought it 2265 01:41:09.880 --> 01:41:11.239 was gonna be Israel and was Reel. 2266 01:41:12.399 --> 01:41:16.279 Well, no, it's it's Reel. It's probably when's Reel gonna. 2267 01:41:16.720 --> 01:41:20.720 Reel one, Israel's gone it it will have been post Reel. 2268 01:41:21.520 --> 01:41:23.279 Well, it's gonna be to Israel too, is Reel. 2269 01:41:23.279 --> 01:41:27.239 That's gonna be and the super israel I just want 2270 01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:30.279 they wanted, So they're gonna take They're gonna take like land, right, 2271 01:41:31.239 --> 01:41:35.279 just lift air airlifted with a bunch of helicopters. Two 2272 01:41:35.319 --> 01:41:39.199 thousand helicopters are gonna pick up Maui. Yeah, they're gonna 2273 01:41:39.239 --> 01:41:43.199 like airlift. They tilted, make sure the Polynesians fall off, 2274 01:41:43.720 --> 01:41:48.560 stay with me, and then they just drop it directly 2275 01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:49.640 on Palestine, right. 2276 01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:52.239 And then too is reel. 2277 01:41:52.279 --> 01:41:53.760 That would be an extinction event, by the way. 2278 01:41:54.720 --> 01:41:57.600 Yeah, they woul under they would understand. 2279 01:41:57.600 --> 01:42:00.199 I not doubting that it wouldn't be majorly dist. 2280 01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:02.479 To the I think I think they don't understand. Think 2281 01:42:02.479 --> 01:42:04.600 they would do that, not understanding how problematic exactly. 2282 01:42:04.720 --> 01:42:06.960 And it'd be like every sign to like, please don't 2283 01:42:07.000 --> 01:42:07.359 do that. 2284 01:42:07.680 --> 01:42:08.920 There's volcanoes on there. 2285 01:42:08.920 --> 01:42:10.680 If you let those volcanoes out, bad things gonna happen. 2286 01:42:10.680 --> 01:42:14.479 Imagine they had enough the helicopters they actually lived. 2287 01:42:14.560 --> 01:42:17.520 We're going for today, guys island and people are doing it. 2288 01:42:17.640 --> 01:42:21.720 Everybody's like yeah, and gods, I're. 2289 01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:23.439 Just like it'd be like the end of Missus Stapfire 2290 01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:25.600 where they left the island, and they left the island at. 2291 01:42:25.520 --> 01:42:28.720 The end of missus stuff are Yeah, what are you 2292 01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:29.680 doing with my island? 2293 01:42:29.880 --> 01:42:34.199 Oh, dear, dear, that's an island. We're going to drop 2294 01:42:34.279 --> 01:42:36.000 it on the Palestinian. 2295 01:42:37.159 --> 01:42:39.479 What are you doing here? 2296 01:42:40.119 --> 01:42:43.520 Hold on? That's fucking crazy. 2297 01:42:43.800 --> 01:42:46.399 Oh man, I actually love this. I love Israel all 2298 01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:47.199 the way I love Jews. 2299 01:42:48.680 --> 01:42:51.840 Three Palestine. I don't know Palestine. They're all evil. 2300 01:42:52.439 --> 01:42:56.119 This is it's actually just Robert Williams, no no costume, 2301 01:42:56.199 --> 01:42:56.560 doing this. 2302 01:43:03.000 --> 01:43:07.239 Sitting at the dinner table with his family, the waste 2303 01:43:07.319 --> 01:43:08.319 of a fucking movie. 2304 01:43:08.359 --> 01:43:10.079 To make a sequel to Miss Stuffire and. 2305 01:43:10.119 --> 01:43:10.720 Make it fat. 2306 01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:13.520 They can't even they can't even act through it. They're 2307 01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:15.000 just like, what the fuck is this? 2308 01:43:15.199 --> 01:43:15.439 Dude? 2309 01:43:15.479 --> 01:43:17.520 Did you say a sequel to Miss Doubt fire like 2310 01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:19.079 they dig up his bones? 2311 01:43:23.640 --> 01:43:24.760 Did think he's a skeleton? Now? 2312 01:43:25.600 --> 01:43:25.800 Yes? 2313 01:43:25.880 --> 01:43:29.600 I imagine he would have to be. How long? Yes? 2314 01:43:29.880 --> 01:43:31.560 How long does it take to in skeleton? 2315 01:43:31.960 --> 01:43:35.760 Probably like less than a year or two? Actually way probably. 2316 01:43:35.399 --> 01:43:37.039 It will take like fucking fifteen years. 2317 01:43:37.079 --> 01:43:40.760 With fifteen years, yeah, because you're covering like formalda, if 2318 01:43:40.800 --> 01:43:42.560 you're embalmed. I wonder how long it does take. I 2319 01:43:42.640 --> 01:43:43.239 literally have no id. 2320 01:43:43.319 --> 01:43:45.319 Look up how long to in skeleton? 2321 01:43:45.399 --> 01:43:45.600 Yeah? 2322 01:43:45.600 --> 01:43:47.640 How long to in skeleton Robin Williams. 2323 01:43:47.279 --> 01:43:49.640 Specific specifically, how long? I want to know his specific 2324 01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:50.319 to look it. 2325 01:43:50.359 --> 01:43:52.319 Up and see what fucking googles? 2326 01:43:52.479 --> 01:43:54.960 Yeah, ask chat GPT. 2327 01:43:55.960 --> 01:43:57.159 Wait where's my phone? 2328 01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:00.000 I do have chat GVT on my phone. 2329 01:44:00.399 --> 01:44:01.079 Let me see. 2330 01:44:03.159 --> 01:44:07.880 Range rage range from weeks to a decade, depending on 2331 01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:11.119 many factors. Massive amount of time that's way because of 2332 01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:12.880 death and where that the body is buried. 2333 01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:14.520 I guess Oh that's too vague. 2334 01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:16.920 I want that very specific question asked. 2335 01:44:17.800 --> 01:44:22.600 All right, hello, chatch ebt how long does it take? 2336 01:44:24.000 --> 01:44:25.960 How long would it take? Hold on, ignore what I 2337 01:44:26.079 --> 01:44:29.439 just said? How long would it take for Robin Williams 2338 01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:37.560 to become a skeleton? You're dumb and gay. If Robin 2339 01:44:37.560 --> 01:44:41.800 Williams was buried in a typical casket, it could take 2340 01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:46.920 decades for his body to fully decompose it to a skeleton. Wow, 2341 01:44:47.079 --> 01:44:50.279 depending on the factors like moisture, temperature and soil composition. 2342 01:44:50.760 --> 01:44:52.840 If he were in a more exposed environment or a 2343 01:44:53.039 --> 01:45:01.600 shallow grave, dais you killed me? WHOA? I've never seen 2344 01:45:01.640 --> 01:45:07.560 that word before, skeletonization because it could occur in as 2345 01:45:07.600 --> 01:45:09.079 little as five to ten years. 2346 01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:13.399 However, if he was cremated, there wouldn't be a skeleton. 2347 01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:13.439 Left at all. 2348 01:45:13.960 --> 01:45:15.600 It covered fucking everything. 2349 01:45:15.720 --> 01:45:19.279 Hey man, tagbt is useful for my stupid, fucking questions. 2350 01:45:19.439 --> 01:45:21.760 I never used it. I think that just kind of 2351 01:45:21.840 --> 01:45:23.880 sold me. I mean, I've already seen great examples. 2352 01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:26.479 Well, the thing is, tragbt is what Siri pretends to be. 2353 01:45:26.640 --> 01:45:27.359 Yeah, you know what I mean. 2354 01:45:28.399 --> 01:45:30.600 It's worth it from that perspective, but like, I don't know, 2355 01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:31.840 outside of that, I don't really find. 2356 01:45:31.680 --> 01:45:33.720 It is that like a specific app or it just 2357 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:35.720 it's literally just I mean just you just go like 2358 01:45:35.800 --> 01:45:40.319 it's a tragt app but like see anyway, interesting anyway, 2359 01:45:40.359 --> 01:45:42.520 So one thousand hornets, Sorry, we can get to your question. 2360 01:45:43.159 --> 01:45:46.000 You said that so stupid and answered it perfectly, if 2361 01:45:46.039 --> 01:45:50.159 you know what I mean, the tragy your question. 2362 01:45:50.640 --> 01:45:53.680 I know, yeah, I don't know, I know, I stuttered, 2363 01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:57.199 I interrupted myself. I said forget everything, and it understood 2364 01:45:57.199 --> 01:45:57.720 what I was saying. 2365 01:45:58.079 --> 01:46:03.039 I want you to type that question, copy and pastient 2366 01:46:03.079 --> 01:46:03.560 into Google. 2367 01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:08.319 Oh my god, it's a great idea. That is such. 2368 01:46:08.479 --> 01:46:12.640 That is a fantastic idea. I have a feeling how 2369 01:46:12.720 --> 01:46:14.399 long does it take it? 2370 01:46:14.560 --> 01:46:16.960 Rats that rod? Because how long does it take how 2371 01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:24.359 long would it take? Hold on ignore? Alright, let me 2372 01:46:24.479 --> 01:46:25.600 see paste. 2373 01:46:29.479 --> 01:46:30.319 This ain't no result. 2374 01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:35.960 The first result is Spark of Rebellion, a Star Wars podcast. 2375 01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:36.439 U K. 2376 01:46:37.399 --> 01:46:40.960 Then it's House of Fincher. Then it's books. 2377 01:46:41.079 --> 01:46:44.039 People think they know why nine year olds stop reading 2378 01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:47.680 for fun? Brother, Google is. 2379 01:46:49.159 --> 01:46:49.520 Cooked. 2380 01:46:50.319 --> 01:46:53.399 There's nothing that has to do with literally. 2381 01:46:55.279 --> 01:46:59.760 Robin Williams is the fourth result, and it's just his wiki. 2382 01:47:02.039 --> 01:47:05.119 It's just fiery. It's literally just fucking up. 2383 01:47:05.279 --> 01:47:07.439 It's just a bunch of podcast pot the Podcast on 2384 01:47:07.520 --> 01:47:11.560 Haunted Hill Episode one. Uh are you worried about AI 2385 01:47:11.680 --> 01:47:16.479 replacing you? Jeff Seibert says, the Watson wire archives, human 2386 01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:20.600 robot interactions, stem resources in the library, print books. 2387 01:47:21.239 --> 01:47:23.720 It's just taking a shot in the dark, not even 2388 01:47:23.760 --> 01:47:27.359 giving you just exclusively. I would at least accept exclusively 2389 01:47:27.439 --> 01:47:28.319 Robin Williams stuff. 2390 01:47:28.520 --> 01:47:29.199 Yeah, here's the. 2391 01:47:29.239 --> 01:47:33.800 One notable thing in that tire mess of It's pretty good. 2392 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:34.880 It's it's pretty good for it. 2393 01:47:34.880 --> 01:47:38.560 Said nothing about bodies, nothing, no, no, nothing at all. 2394 01:47:38.720 --> 01:47:42.239 Like it's that's you're asking, asking and asking a question. 2395 01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:47.720 Chat GBT. Why is Chris Maldelotto such a stupid bitch? 2396 01:47:54.399 --> 01:48:00.119 Let's see, I'm here for positive and meaningful conversations. If 2397 01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:03.119 you're frustrated with Chris Baldonado, I'm happy to listen and 2398 01:48:03.239 --> 01:48:04.000 help you work through it. 2399 01:48:04.319 --> 01:48:04.960 What's going on? 2400 01:48:06.560 --> 01:48:07.199 That's funny. 2401 01:48:08.439 --> 01:48:10.159 I was hoping it'd have some fucking. 2402 01:48:12.119 --> 01:48:12.720 Wait, ask a. 2403 01:48:12.760 --> 01:48:15.760 Specifically ca confidence question like stutter as much as you 2404 01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:17.319 possibly can, but end with something. 2405 01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:20.920 I was chat GBT, I was wondering, I was I 2406 01:48:21.079 --> 01:48:23.119 was confused about something and I need I need help. 2407 01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:28.640 Why why are there so few black people, like like 2408 01:48:28.800 --> 01:48:31.119 in Star Wars in general, Like where are they at? 2409 01:48:34.600 --> 01:48:35.520 And why am I gay? 2410 01:48:36.039 --> 01:48:36.800 And why am I gay? 2411 01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:44.640 Yeah, that's a good question. Oh whoa, it's a fucking 2412 01:48:44.720 --> 01:48:48.920 actual whoa. It's keeps writing. It's like giving you detailed 2413 01:48:48.960 --> 01:48:51.520 The Star Wars universe is massive, with countless plants and species, 2414 01:48:51.560 --> 01:48:53.159 but when it comes to human characters, especially in the 2415 01:48:53.199 --> 01:48:55.439 original trilogy, there were very few black actors. Orlando Coyris 2416 01:48:55.479 --> 01:48:57.000 and blah blah blah. It was pretty much the only 2417 01:48:57.079 --> 01:48:59.159 major black character in the original films. There are other 2418 01:48:59.239 --> 01:49:01.279 reasons for this. One big one is that Star Wars 2419 01:49:01.319 --> 01:49:03.880 we're creating the late seventies and like late nineteen seventies, 2420 01:49:04.079 --> 01:49:06.039 when black people knew their worth. 2421 01:49:06.000 --> 01:49:10.239 Knew their place. I think we're getting a little bit. 2422 01:49:10.399 --> 01:49:12.439 This might just be my chat GPT. Yeah, it might be. 2423 01:49:12.560 --> 01:49:15.840 It's like it's actually a really long explanation of. 2424 01:49:15.920 --> 01:49:18.279 Like all the good thing. It's a good thing really. 2425 01:49:18.920 --> 01:49:24.680 So while there are Black Star Wars franchises as oh no, okay, no, 2426 01:49:24.840 --> 01:49:25.119 I just. 2427 01:49:25.159 --> 01:49:30.319 Sorry, I was, I was, I swiped up and then 2428 01:49:30.560 --> 01:49:32.239 I hit like it's basically what I was trying to 2429 01:49:32.279 --> 01:49:34.239 reset my screen but it didn't work. 2430 01:49:35.039 --> 01:49:36.800 It stayed on here. And then I added one of 2431 01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:37.680 these things to my cart. 2432 01:49:37.800 --> 01:49:38.479 Oh this sex time. 2433 01:49:38.680 --> 01:49:40.319 Yeah, I pressed add the cart and I was like, 2434 01:49:40.359 --> 01:49:43.119 oh no, dude. I have like three hundred dollars of 2435 01:49:43.239 --> 01:49:45.520 fucking stuff on Amazon. I haven't spent it yet, and 2436 01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:47.039 I don't know why. I think I'm scared of not 2437 01:49:47.159 --> 01:49:49.359 having it. I like the cushion of having that much 2438 01:49:49.399 --> 01:49:50.560 free election on Amazon. 2439 01:49:50.680 --> 01:49:51.399 What are you talking about? 2440 01:49:51.399 --> 01:49:51.880 Free stuff? 2441 01:49:51.880 --> 01:49:53.279 And I have like a bunch of like coupons and 2442 01:49:53.279 --> 01:49:55.720 stuff like that. Oh really like coupons and like rewards. 2443 01:49:55.720 --> 01:49:57.039 I just haven't used it and use it. 2444 01:49:57.239 --> 01:49:58.840 Using What are you doing? Don't they like expire? I 2445 01:49:58.880 --> 01:50:00.920 pretty sure they expired. I don't think they do they do. 2446 01:50:01.159 --> 01:50:02.159 Rewards always expire. 2447 01:50:02.199 --> 01:50:05.840 That's the point. Okay, all right? Whatever one thousand hornets 2448 01:50:05.960 --> 01:50:08.199 wrote and he says, dear snark at tank operators, you're 2449 01:50:08.199 --> 01:50:10.680 going across by the way, this guy must have been 2450 01:50:10.760 --> 01:50:11.439 so frustrated. 2451 01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:13.119 I read his name like an hour ago. 2452 01:50:13.399 --> 01:50:16.880 Oh c whatever is You're going on across county road 2453 01:50:17.680 --> 01:50:19.760 cross country? Who was want to say cross county because 2454 01:50:19.760 --> 01:50:22.439 it's the ma all that I cunt across country road 2455 01:50:22.479 --> 01:50:25.960 trip with three other people? You pick one each co 2456 01:50:26.079 --> 01:50:29.439 host pick one. Co host picks one. Who are you 2457 01:50:29.600 --> 01:50:32.800 taking on this coast to coast adventure? So I guess 2458 01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:35.880 there's three people. This is a confusing question. I think. 2459 01:50:36.359 --> 01:50:39.520 So there's three people, but we get to pick who 2460 01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:42.840 they are. We get one pick each. I guess is 2461 01:50:42.880 --> 01:50:46.640 how I'm interpreting this what? 2462 01:50:47.199 --> 01:50:49.880 So listen to this question again. Yeah, it's a little confusing. 2463 01:50:49.880 --> 01:50:51.479 You're going on a cross country road trip. 2464 01:50:51.399 --> 01:50:55.520 With three other people, so four people until in total? 2465 01:50:56.039 --> 01:51:00.000 Yeah, you pick one and each co host picks one. 2466 01:51:02.319 --> 01:51:04.239 But that right, so. 2467 01:51:04.279 --> 01:51:05.319 Including you and other people? 2468 01:51:06.039 --> 01:51:08.880 I I get. So basically the premises you're gonna have 2469 01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:11.399 one sane person and then two insane other. 2470 01:51:11.399 --> 01:51:15.439 People with you. Yeah, I guess gotcha. All right, So Chris, 2471 01:51:15.479 --> 01:51:16.760 who who you want. 2472 01:51:16.640 --> 01:51:16.880 To go in? 2473 01:51:17.399 --> 01:51:17.520 Uh? 2474 01:51:18.680 --> 01:51:20.439 I'll go on the road trip with Dave Ruben, but 2475 01:51:20.439 --> 01:51:21.479 I won't be coming back with him. 2476 01:51:22.960 --> 01:51:24.760 All right, I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna choose. 2477 01:51:24.880 --> 01:51:28.960 Thank you so much for inviting be. I'm a dumb 2478 01:51:29.039 --> 01:51:32.079 gay bitch. It's gonna make it for a great ride, 2479 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:34.239 show tunes and stand up comedy. 2480 01:51:34.800 --> 01:51:36.840 Oh god, I'm also gay? 2481 01:51:37.600 --> 01:51:39.279 Just did I? Did I mention you that I have 2482 01:51:39.359 --> 01:51:42.880 a gay husband. I can't, David, I can't help. But 2483 01:51:42.880 --> 01:51:46.720 they're notice there are men in the audience. That's the 2484 01:51:46.840 --> 01:51:49.159 level of comedy that he goes like. It's it's literally 2485 01:51:49.520 --> 01:51:53.039 him making an observation and then forgetting that he made it. 2486 01:51:54.239 --> 01:51:56.119 What did I say again? What did I say again? 2487 01:51:56.119 --> 01:51:57.000 I'm too gay to remember. 2488 01:51:58.520 --> 01:52:03.279 I'm just thinking about I'm only thinking about penis up here? 2489 01:52:03.359 --> 01:52:03.720 Is that love? 2490 01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:03.920 Men? 2491 01:52:04.159 --> 01:52:10.760 So damn much about wicked, so damn distracted, Wicked to 2492 01:52:10.760 --> 01:52:13.840 remember my own social security though by deported me back 2493 01:52:13.880 --> 01:52:16.319 to Gayistan and whatever the bab. 2494 01:52:18.319 --> 01:52:22.880 Gays. I'm from penn Island, U, so uh what I 2495 01:52:24.800 --> 01:52:28.239 penn Island. That's amazing, that's awesome. 2496 01:52:29.319 --> 01:52:33.680 W me from pen Island. That makes perfect sense. 2497 01:52:34.600 --> 01:52:36.760 I would choose for you, I would choose, uh, who 2498 01:52:36.760 --> 01:52:38.039 would annoy you really badly? 2499 01:52:39.319 --> 01:52:43.159 I would choose a hurry, we don't have much time. 2500 01:52:45.600 --> 01:52:48.319 The emotion is rising, the emotion is rise. 2501 01:52:48.560 --> 01:52:49.439 Probably choose Drake. 2502 01:52:50.159 --> 01:52:50.399 Drake. 2503 01:52:50.560 --> 01:52:58.760 Yeah, oh my god, id media best? I would Uh. 2504 01:53:00.479 --> 01:53:04.119 I would choose who is the most annoying person on 2505 01:53:04.279 --> 01:53:06.199 this planet? Oh? 2506 01:53:06.239 --> 01:53:08.199 I got another one, but I remember. I think I 2507 01:53:08.239 --> 01:53:11.680 would choose I think I would choose. 2508 01:53:13.159 --> 01:53:13.720 Which one is it? 2509 01:53:13.840 --> 01:53:14.000 Fit? 2510 01:53:14.800 --> 01:53:15.960 Fit people? 2511 01:53:16.319 --> 01:53:18.920 Yeah? The fit guy? Which one is that? Myron? 2512 01:53:19.039 --> 01:53:19.319 Myron? 2513 01:53:19.560 --> 01:53:22.079 Yeah? I wouldose Myron because I feel like he would 2514 01:53:22.199 --> 01:53:24.840 not shut the fuck up the entire time. I would 2515 01:53:24.920 --> 01:53:28.239 choose fit. I wouldose Fresh. So you get to become racist. 2516 01:53:29.760 --> 01:53:32.079 You're just gonna keep calling him horrible. Look at it 2517 01:53:32.119 --> 01:53:33.840 and be like, you do look like an ape like 2518 01:53:33.960 --> 01:53:36.479 you you do look like crazy, You do look like 2519 01:53:36.720 --> 01:53:44.600 we explain this, Explain this man, Christians, explain this. He 2520 01:53:44.720 --> 01:53:47.359 looks like he looks like Kertschak. I swear to god, 2521 01:53:48.359 --> 01:53:53.039 he looks like Kurtchak. This child would just be a gorilla. 2522 01:53:53.239 --> 01:53:55.960 Oh my god, what relax? 2523 01:53:57.560 --> 01:53:59.439 Oh no, they might have damn it. They might have 2524 01:53:59.520 --> 01:53:59.880 caught up. 2525 01:54:00.680 --> 01:54:03.079 They might have caught well, not sat worse than that, 2526 01:54:03.159 --> 01:54:06.640 because I was looking up. We were talking about helicopters 2527 01:54:06.680 --> 01:54:08.800 and somebody said like black, so I put in black 2528 01:54:08.880 --> 01:54:11.520 cock down because I was like, it has to be real, right, 2529 01:54:12.119 --> 01:54:14.279 it has black cock, dad has to be real. And 2530 01:54:14.600 --> 01:54:18.960 this the corner of my phone might have caught some screenshot, 2531 01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:20.279 probably cocked down. 2532 01:54:20.720 --> 01:54:28.760 Probably I'm not gonna remember this, leave it whatever, All right, 2533 01:54:28.960 --> 01:54:31.800 let's see what time we're making. 2534 01:54:31.840 --> 01:54:32.840 Good time, Let's do one more. 2535 01:54:32.960 --> 01:54:38.920 Yeah, uh, Chris, oh, we didn't even we didn't even 2536 01:54:38.960 --> 01:54:41.520 finish this question, and telling me he doesn't like, like, 2537 01:54:41.600 --> 01:54:44.199 are you telling me? Like a fucking gorilla from a 2538 01:54:44.239 --> 01:54:46.039 fucking He looks like the gorilla that was friends with 2539 01:54:46.119 --> 01:54:49.119 my help the judges that the guy who was friends 2540 01:54:49.119 --> 01:54:50.079 with Joe. 2541 01:54:50.319 --> 01:54:53.159 Shut the fuck up, dude, the Jungle's friend looking as 2542 01:54:53.439 --> 01:54:54.960 which one? Which one? 2543 01:54:55.079 --> 01:54:55.520 Which one? 2544 01:54:58.359 --> 01:54:59.159 They're all the same to me. 2545 01:54:59.560 --> 01:55:01.239 The the one that looks more ape like. 2546 01:55:01.319 --> 01:55:03.239 So, go closer, I can't see. 2547 01:55:09.760 --> 01:55:12.720 That's just a black person. I was like, no, it's 2548 01:55:12.880 --> 01:55:14.359 not a gorilla. 2549 01:55:14.640 --> 01:55:17.199 He looks like an ape bro. I'm sorry, I hate 2550 01:55:17.239 --> 01:55:20.239 to say it isn't. Uh did you see that they 2551 01:55:20.279 --> 01:55:23.279 put uh Freshen in a video game. 2552 01:55:24.960 --> 01:55:25.199 Game. 2553 01:55:25.760 --> 01:55:26.359 You didn't see this? 2554 01:55:27.880 --> 01:55:29.239 They added him game? 2555 01:55:29.399 --> 01:55:30.000 Is it? Is it? 2556 01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:31.119 The subway? 2557 01:55:31.279 --> 01:55:34.520 Is the Ozaru Vegeta is a subway game where you 2558 01:55:34.560 --> 01:55:35.600 get to eat him? Yeah? 2559 01:55:35.680 --> 01:55:38.239 No, no, I just remember like the announcement, everyone's like, 2560 01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:41.800 oh ship, like they they they put uh, they put 2561 01:55:41.880 --> 01:55:42.359 him in the game. 2562 01:55:43.319 --> 01:55:44.760 Like, oh, it's Winston. 2563 01:55:44.840 --> 01:55:46.880 Yeah, I didn't know that was just that was his 2564 01:55:46.960 --> 01:55:48.600 real name on accounting. He's a gorilla. 2565 01:55:48.960 --> 01:55:52.039 Yeah, isn't that guy's name actually something with the W. 2566 01:55:53.119 --> 01:55:54.680 I swear to god, it's windows. 2567 01:55:54.680 --> 01:55:56.039 He's some sort of African ass. 2568 01:55:56.359 --> 01:55:58.920 Yeah, it's Winchester Winch. 2569 01:55:59.800 --> 01:56:01.239 Like his name is Gore. 2570 01:56:01.359 --> 01:56:03.439 We did a little question that I think we answered 2571 01:56:03.600 --> 01:56:06.720 your It was no. I think the idea just for you, 2572 01:56:07.039 --> 01:56:09.760 I know. So it says, dear startank operators, you're you're 2573 01:56:09.920 --> 01:56:12.279 going on a cross country road trip with three other people. 2574 01:56:12.840 --> 01:56:15.279 You pick one, and each co host picked one. So 2575 01:56:15.359 --> 01:56:18.000 I think we're doing the road trip and we're going 2576 01:56:18.039 --> 01:56:20.880 with three other people and we each pick one of 2577 01:56:20.920 --> 01:56:21.479 the three people. 2578 01:56:21.720 --> 01:56:22.319 Is what Walter? 2579 01:56:22.800 --> 01:56:28.840 So we have Dave Rubin fit and uh and what 2580 01:56:28.960 --> 01:56:29.439 did you say? 2581 01:56:29.800 --> 01:56:32.359 Understood? Okay? Okay? 2582 01:56:32.399 --> 01:56:34.800 I misunderstaid. I was thinking it was like everybody. It 2583 01:56:34.880 --> 01:56:36.479 was worded a little weird arrow. Okay, I get it, 2584 01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:37.159 I get it, I get it. 2585 01:56:37.279 --> 01:56:42.359 I only just understood it. In fact, Damn I feel retarded. Yeah, 2586 01:56:43.079 --> 01:56:45.560 I mean, you know, I am so, I'm not ashamed 2587 01:56:45.600 --> 01:56:50.960 of it. What the fuck is this? My name is 2588 01:56:51.039 --> 01:57:01.800 Gore Illo? Oh no, great four or five? Wrote in 2589 01:57:01.920 --> 01:57:05.399 He says, salutations, boyos. What is it? Grape four five? 2590 01:57:05.520 --> 01:57:06.239 Great? Four five? 2591 01:57:06.399 --> 01:57:06.640 Great? 2592 01:57:07.000 --> 01:57:11.079 Yeah? Okay wo uh. He says, salutations, boyos. Have you 2593 01:57:11.119 --> 01:57:14.199 all ever caught up with any of the weird kids 2594 01:57:14.239 --> 01:57:17.199 from your childhood? There was a kid from my neighborhood 2595 01:57:17.199 --> 01:57:19.600 who would have lightsaber battles in the street, and then 2596 01:57:19.680 --> 01:57:22.119 years later I found him in a into cancer predator. 2597 01:57:22.760 --> 01:57:25.640 That's fucking awesome. You all actually talked about him in 2598 01:57:25.680 --> 01:57:29.760 an episode ages ago. That's fucking funny. I mean, don't 2599 01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:30.520 I would. 2600 01:57:30.600 --> 01:57:32.560 I would love to recall it grade four to five. 2601 01:57:32.720 --> 01:57:35.840 Keep your name so I can remember who this is. Yeah, 2602 01:57:36.039 --> 01:57:38.479 but I need to follow up on this, yeah, stat 2603 01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:44.159 commented on the episode. Uh, on the episode, like proper absolutely, 2604 01:57:44.279 --> 01:57:45.680 because I want to see I want to know what 2605 01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:47.079 the who I need to know? 2606 01:57:47.520 --> 01:57:48.800 Yeah, that's fascinating. 2607 01:57:48.920 --> 01:57:49.520 That's cool to know. 2608 01:57:49.680 --> 01:57:51.680 Like, when I think about that a lot, I wonder like, well, 2609 01:57:51.720 --> 01:57:52.800 most of the people that I had a problem with 2610 01:57:52.800 --> 01:57:55.399 in high school are dead now because they're that's pretty nuts. 2611 01:57:55.640 --> 01:57:57.920 That is true though, actually had full of the the 2612 01:57:58.119 --> 01:58:00.800 yeah problem they fell into like meth or something. Yeah, 2613 01:58:01.039 --> 01:58:03.800 the one got shot in the stomach that I knew, 2614 01:58:04.199 --> 01:58:09.560 and we're like, yeah, fo them, we're dead. This one 2615 01:58:09.640 --> 01:58:11.000 guy that was a terrible person. 2616 01:58:11.079 --> 01:58:12.199 He yeah. 2617 01:58:12.279 --> 01:58:14.600 Actually, it's kind of kind of crazy that a few. 2618 01:58:16.000 --> 01:58:17.840 The ones that are so it's like two of them 2619 01:58:17.880 --> 01:58:20.239 that became better people, they like grew up better people, 2620 01:58:20.319 --> 01:58:22.600 but then was like a lot of them that were 2621 01:58:22.680 --> 01:58:24.640 like really bad people end up debt or in jail. 2622 01:58:24.680 --> 01:58:25.399 Yeah, the bad ones. 2623 01:58:25.479 --> 01:58:28.359 Yeah, the weird ones end up usually normal, Like the 2624 01:58:28.399 --> 01:58:30.560 ones that I remember, they just turned into like normal 2625 01:58:31.039 --> 01:58:35.239 they found communities or they're like oh they or they 2626 01:58:35.319 --> 01:58:37.479 you know, they found community with all the other kind 2627 01:58:37.520 --> 01:58:39.560 of like geeks and ship and they're just like, yeah, 2628 01:58:39.600 --> 01:58:40.479 we're harmless. 2629 01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:44.039 Yeah, yeah, nothing crazy like that. 2630 01:58:44.159 --> 01:58:44.720 I'd love that. 2631 01:58:45.399 --> 01:58:48.960 Yeah, I'd love to recognize somebody to capture prettor dude. 2632 01:58:49.000 --> 01:58:49.520 That'd be amazing. 2633 01:58:49.600 --> 01:58:51.399 I honestly. 2634 01:58:51.479 --> 01:58:55.399 That that is my that's like my secret wish every 2635 01:58:55.439 --> 01:58:57.760 time I watch an episode of that show is that 2636 01:58:57.800 --> 01:59:00.720 I'll recognize somebody like or like. 2637 01:59:00.760 --> 01:59:04.399 Somebody that I've found out about later, like say Ethan 2638 01:59:04.520 --> 01:59:07.239 Ralph or something got on there. I think I would bust. 2639 01:59:07.800 --> 01:59:09.800 That would be too much, it would be too entertaining 2640 01:59:09.840 --> 01:59:10.000 for me. 2641 01:59:10.039 --> 01:59:10.640 I would bust. 2642 01:59:11.119 --> 01:59:13.800 Yeah. I never I never actively caught up with these people, Like, 2643 01:59:14.279 --> 01:59:16.720 I've really only kept in touch with people that I liked, 2644 01:59:17.600 --> 01:59:19.239 you know, or would want to keep in touch with. 2645 01:59:19.359 --> 01:59:20.720 Like if there was anybody that like gave me like 2646 01:59:20.760 --> 01:59:23.479 weird vibes, I was just like immediately like avoidant and 2647 01:59:23.560 --> 01:59:28.359 I had I made no effort to rekindle what little 2648 01:59:28.399 --> 01:59:29.119 there was anyway. 2649 01:59:29.359 --> 01:59:32.239 Yeah, I've uh, like I have people that don't really 2650 01:59:32.279 --> 01:59:35.199 talk to that often that were Facebook friends. Yeah, and 2651 01:59:36.520 --> 01:59:37.079 so I don't. 2652 01:59:37.840 --> 01:59:40.119 I didn't have Facebook Messenger. It's like, you know, it's 2653 01:59:40.119 --> 01:59:42.399 a separate app from Facebook. Yeah now it is. 2654 01:59:42.600 --> 01:59:44.279 Yeah, it's been like that for a few years now, 2655 01:59:44.319 --> 01:59:45.279 I guess, yeah, quite a while. 2656 01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:47.640 But I I think, like the last five years, I 2657 01:59:47.680 --> 01:59:48.920 think some like I so. 2658 01:59:49.000 --> 01:59:51.680 I downloaded it because I needed to. It was the 2659 01:59:51.720 --> 01:59:53.560 only way I could listen to this audio. Somebody sent 2660 01:59:53.600 --> 01:59:55.479 me three minutes of audio as a song, and I 2661 01:59:55.520 --> 01:59:58.119 could only listen to the messengers. I downloaded it and 2662 01:59:58.239 --> 02:00:00.640 then out of fucking nowhere. This guy went to high 2663 02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:03.399 school with first he face times. We had three in 2664 02:00:03.439 --> 02:00:06.159 the morning or video if you know that through the 2665 02:00:06.199 --> 02:00:08.520 messengers the fun I'm not answering this obviously, I haven't 2666 02:00:08.520 --> 02:00:11.119 talked to this guys in high school. Yeah, and then 2667 02:00:11.119 --> 02:00:14.039 it happened again and immediately uninstalled Messenger. 2668 02:00:14.039 --> 02:00:16.840 I was just like, weird interaction because it's just like, 2669 02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:18.439 I don't even have a problem with you. It's just like, 2670 02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:21.760 why I don't I have no desire. 2671 02:00:21.399 --> 02:00:24.119 To Why wouldn't you text me for you don't have 2672 02:00:24.239 --> 02:00:25.960 this relationship. I don't want to see your face. 2673 02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:27.239 I don't fucking I don't. 2674 02:00:27.920 --> 02:00:30.720 I grew up without I mean you guys did too. Honestly, 2675 02:00:30.840 --> 02:00:34.359 we grew up without face time. That's a very way 2676 02:00:34.439 --> 02:00:38.960 to do things, and I don't my my close friends. 2677 02:00:39.000 --> 02:00:39.800 I don't FaceTime. Though. 2678 02:00:40.119 --> 02:00:41.880 We were poor. Actually we had we had to use 2679 02:00:41.960 --> 02:00:47.399 carrier pigeons, how like in little pieces of paper. Yeah, 2680 02:00:47.399 --> 02:00:50.159 we wrote little scrolls, but I almost feel like that's 2681 02:00:51.039 --> 02:00:53.000 expensive to up keep the pigeons. 2682 02:00:53.520 --> 02:00:54.399 Noigeons are cheap? 2683 02:00:55.159 --> 02:00:58.640 Are they training them and stuff their free range pigeons? 2684 02:00:58.680 --> 02:01:02.119 Oh okay, my my mistake. Yeah, I didn't know that's 2685 02:01:02.159 --> 02:01:06.399 how it worked. Yeah, no, it's okay, surprisingly simple to 2686 02:01:07.199 --> 02:01:08.880 that's cool. So then you got like the you got 2687 02:01:08.880 --> 02:01:11.600 the little scrolls. Yeah, little tiny scrolls. You had like 2688 02:01:11.640 --> 02:01:14.000 a little quill. That's that's fucking adorable. 2689 02:01:14.479 --> 02:01:15.479 Yeah, you're write a little note. 2690 02:01:15.840 --> 02:01:18.520 You would still you would still write as if you 2691 02:01:18.560 --> 02:01:20.920 were texting on a on a number pad, though you 2692 02:01:21.560 --> 02:01:26.680 would abbreviate everything. When are you? When are you getting here? Law? 2693 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:31.720 That is insane. 2694 02:01:32.079 --> 02:01:34.640 I remember what poor pigeons are doing overtime because your 2695 02:01:34.680 --> 02:01:36.439 dumb mass can't send a full text. 2696 02:01:36.520 --> 02:01:38.920 Yeah, you guys trust technology. 2697 02:01:40.159 --> 02:01:42.880 That's what I think we should bring that back carrier pigeons. Yeah, 2698 02:01:42.880 --> 02:01:45.720 I think I think Trump should sign an executive e 2699 02:01:45.840 --> 02:01:46.399 MP order. 2700 02:01:46.640 --> 02:01:50.439 Trump would be my favorite president if he legalizes owning crows. 2701 02:01:51.760 --> 02:01:53.000 I want to crow real bad. 2702 02:01:53.159 --> 02:01:53.960 They're really smart. 2703 02:01:54.199 --> 02:01:55.000 They're so smart. 2704 02:01:55.399 --> 02:01:56.439 I think you should just have one. 2705 02:01:56.479 --> 02:01:57.640 I don't think it's going to stop you. 2706 02:01:57.920 --> 02:01:58.920 I think people will stop me. 2707 02:01:58.960 --> 02:01:59.680 Who would stop you? 2708 02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:01.159 The crow? 2709 02:02:05.039 --> 02:02:09.960 I'm done, I'm doing the crow Master, the Crowman, the Crowman, 2710 02:02:11.479 --> 02:02:11.880 the cro. 2711 02:02:13.279 --> 02:02:16.439 Croly. There it is there, it is got it. 2712 02:02:18.479 --> 02:02:22.760 Man, you show up with little mini crows like not 2713 02:02:22.960 --> 02:02:30.359 narc crows, you know, pulls a gun out on you. 2714 02:02:30.920 --> 02:02:33.479 Ravens are the gross one, right, Crows are the cool ones. Well, 2715 02:02:33.800 --> 02:02:37.239 technically it's the opposite. I would imagine they're both awesome. 2716 02:02:37.680 --> 02:02:41.319 Ravens are bigger and the ones that I think ravens 2717 02:02:41.319 --> 02:02:47.960 can mimic. You speak pretty well if you're saying, no, no, 2718 02:02:48.199 --> 02:02:51.640 you're wrong. Crows can mimic you that what you're saying 2719 02:02:51.680 --> 02:02:53.640 is ravens can't mimic, is what you're saying. 2720 02:02:53.680 --> 02:02:53.920 I don't. 2721 02:02:53.960 --> 02:02:55.520 I think the crows are the ones that mimic. They're 2722 02:02:55.520 --> 02:02:57.560 the ones that are like famously intelligent right now, they 2723 02:02:57.600 --> 02:03:01.239 are famously intelligent, but they can't mimic. Ravens can specifically 2724 02:03:01.279 --> 02:03:04.199 remick mimic really Okay, Yeah, that's why that's the egg 2725 02:03:04.239 --> 02:03:07.199 around po poem about the raven that that says, never 2726 02:03:07.479 --> 02:03:08.079 him speak like. 2727 02:03:08.159 --> 02:03:10.359 There's a lot of you know, I mean the fact that. 2728 02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:14.239 Plenty of birds I can go, girl, yeah, a lot 2729 02:03:14.279 --> 02:03:16.199 of birds can do that. I feel like it's I 2730 02:03:16.239 --> 02:03:18.039 don't know if I don't know if crows can mimic though. 2731 02:03:18.039 --> 02:03:19.640 Look at them. I don't know. I think they can. 2732 02:03:19.760 --> 02:03:21.680 I feel like not as well as the ravens. Ravens 2733 02:03:21.680 --> 02:03:22.000 are crazy. 2734 02:03:22.039 --> 02:03:22.600 I have no idea. 2735 02:03:22.640 --> 02:03:24.880 There's probably like some subspecies. 2736 02:03:24.279 --> 02:03:25.840 That raven will come to you and say, like, I'm 2737 02:03:25.840 --> 02:03:29.920 going to steal your tax documents crostic speech, so they 2738 02:03:29.960 --> 02:03:34.760 both cans. What Oh. I was talking to a crow 2739 02:03:34.800 --> 02:03:36.600 one time. Oh really. He was like, hey man, you 2740 02:03:36.640 --> 02:03:37.479 got needles on you? 2741 02:03:38.039 --> 02:03:39.760 And I was like he said that the crow yeah, And. 2742 02:03:39.760 --> 02:03:41.119 I was like, ship man, I just ate them. He's 2743 02:03:41.119 --> 02:03:42.680 like and he said, oh, you're fucking useless, and he 2744 02:03:42.720 --> 02:03:43.159 flew away. 2745 02:03:45.159 --> 02:03:45.479 Exactly. 2746 02:03:46.159 --> 02:03:48.439 He had a crow do that exact same thing to me. 2747 02:03:49.279 --> 02:03:52.840 I saw a crow barter with one of those dudes 2748 02:03:52.880 --> 02:03:55.479 that have stands in like New York or whatever. Mm hmm, 2749 02:03:55.720 --> 02:03:58.399 Like like the crow had something and the guy was 2750 02:03:58.479 --> 02:04:01.000 offering it like food, and the crow was like no, 2751 02:04:01.760 --> 02:04:03.359 and he pulled like a bigger piece out and he's 2752 02:04:03.359 --> 02:04:05.039 like all right, cool, and then they like exchanged. 2753 02:04:05.079 --> 02:04:07.359 I was like, what the fuck this happened? I saw 2754 02:04:07.359 --> 02:04:08.720 a crown Washington Square Park. 2755 02:04:08.760 --> 02:04:10.680 One's real yeah, like a like a bar. 2756 02:04:11.000 --> 02:04:14.760 They actually it's sucking insane. I saw crowing one so bad. 2757 02:04:14.840 --> 02:04:16.840 I saw Crown Central Park, peck of guy's ears RUMs 2758 02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:17.520 out and fly away. 2759 02:04:19.680 --> 02:04:21.239 I think the interesting, ever is to have a crow 2760 02:04:21.319 --> 02:04:25.199 and a wolf and cel it's still not a crow, 2761 02:04:25.840 --> 02:04:30.399 you fucking fucking six year old? What about a elementary school? 2762 02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:43.439 You're like, what about a whoa? Whoa? We gotta get 2763 02:04:43.479 --> 02:04:44.079 the funk out of here? 2764 02:04:44.399 --> 02:04:49.520 Thanks for uh a wolf crow as a wolf? That 2765 02:04:49.760 --> 02:04:54.279 is so blindingly dumb. Oh my god, dude, holy ship 2766 02:04:54.399 --> 02:04:58.079 that is Oh my god, that's drip right there. 2767 02:04:58.119 --> 02:04:59.199 You can you can breathe again. 2768 02:04:59.279 --> 02:05:01.880 It was like, whoa. 2769 02:05:02.399 --> 02:05:06.319 That was like a Neti pot for he can breathe again. 2770 02:05:07.079 --> 02:05:10.319 And so my friend used one of those ones, like 2771 02:05:10.399 --> 02:05:12.600 one of the things you put the water water in 2772 02:05:13.000 --> 02:05:15.079 and it comes out. Dude, the amount of blood that 2773 02:05:15.319 --> 02:05:19.600 came out of his fucking mouth was disgusting because he 2774 02:05:19.680 --> 02:05:21.760 must have been congested like fun for a while. 2775 02:05:23.439 --> 02:05:23.960 His nose. 2776 02:05:24.159 --> 02:05:25.560 What the like? He did the thing? 2777 02:05:25.600 --> 02:05:26.960 He was like, what was to happen? 2778 02:05:27.399 --> 02:05:30.680 This right? And then he was sneezed. It was like 2779 02:05:31.760 --> 02:05:32.760 get inky. 2780 02:05:32.920 --> 02:05:34.920 I was like, what the fuck are you using blood? 2781 02:05:34.920 --> 02:05:35.119 Okay? 2782 02:05:35.560 --> 02:05:38.600 Using a black talk so so hold on When you 2783 02:05:38.640 --> 02:05:40.600 say blood, do you mean guys? 2784 02:05:41.720 --> 02:05:42.199 No, it was. 2785 02:05:44.159 --> 02:05:44.680 He doesn't know. 2786 02:05:44.920 --> 02:05:48.039 It was bright red. I'm pretty sure it's blood, but. 2787 02:05:48.079 --> 02:05:53.000 It's this fucking stale green blood that I'm stale green blood. 2788 02:05:53.279 --> 02:05:54.840 It was just alien blood your nose. 2789 02:05:54.960 --> 02:05:56.920 You should not look. You should not have blood pouring 2790 02:05:56.920 --> 02:05:59.119 in your nose after an eddy pot. That's not normal, dude, 2791 02:05:59.159 --> 02:06:02.119 that is that is incredibly abnormal. Actually I have like, 2792 02:06:02.199 --> 02:06:03.520 so I don't use the nett one because there's not 2793 02:06:03.600 --> 02:06:05.479 enough pressure. But it was like there's like a squirt 2794 02:06:05.800 --> 02:06:08.760 you squeeze it. So it's the same concept, gentle squeeze 2795 02:06:08.760 --> 02:06:11.239 and it clears me out. The netty one doesn't like 2796 02:06:11.319 --> 02:06:14.279 I'm too backed, and it doesn't like actually work. It's 2797 02:06:14.319 --> 02:06:15.119 uncomfortable to use. 2798 02:06:15.119 --> 02:06:17.119 This sailing thing once and it was fucking horrible. 2799 02:06:17.159 --> 02:06:19.960 Instead of using POT, I usually like walk up to 2800 02:06:20.079 --> 02:06:23.840 a door and bang my head and spang my head 2801 02:06:23.960 --> 02:06:24.600 on the door. 2802 02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:30.640 Up at least at least makes you feel like your 2803 02:06:30.680 --> 02:06:31.399 sciences are losing. 2804 02:06:31.439 --> 02:06:33.880 Yeah, Like I don't feel the pressure I have. 2805 02:06:35.720 --> 02:06:37.439 With that mark in a bar. 2806 02:06:38.640 --> 02:06:40.840 I can't feel anything. Yeah, I highly do. 2807 02:06:40.920 --> 02:06:42.840 I feel like a new person. You ever, there is 2808 02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:46.520 a perfect representation so Darrek Devil uses the netty pot 2809 02:06:46.560 --> 02:06:48.960 when he's all fucked up in that one episode, Yeah, 2810 02:06:48.960 --> 02:06:50.159 and blood comes out of his and I was like, 2811 02:06:50.439 --> 02:06:51.520 everybody happens everybody. 2812 02:06:52.760 --> 02:06:56.159 Friend thought like, oh, I'm like Darvilds. 2813 02:06:55.359 --> 02:06:58.279 I'm like years lives. He lives. 2814 02:07:02.039 --> 02:07:05.760 He lives a completely docile life. He has no reason 2815 02:07:05.840 --> 02:07:08.439 to be like, oh, man, Daredevil's going through this, It's 2816 02:07:08.520 --> 02:07:10.760 normal that I'm going through. It's completely normal. He's never 2817 02:07:10.800 --> 02:07:15.039 been in a fight, he's never even fallen down. He's 2818 02:07:15.079 --> 02:07:18.159 got blood pouring out of his nostrils. And maybe that's 2819 02:07:18.279 --> 02:07:22.479 what we think. Maybe that kid is blind. 2820 02:07:22.840 --> 02:07:25.079 He's color blind. Yeah, he just thinks he's bleeding, but 2821 02:07:25.159 --> 02:07:27.119 he's just fucking snotting and girls. 2822 02:07:27.000 --> 02:07:27.720 Yeahs saying that. 2823 02:07:27.800 --> 02:07:29.600 Like in Dareduvil he does that, and it's like this 2824 02:07:29.720 --> 02:07:31.479 even had a building dropped on him. 2825 02:07:32.319 --> 02:07:33.479 Yeah, I kind of hate that. 2826 02:07:33.960 --> 02:07:36.479 That was actually the only real problem I had with 2827 02:07:36.560 --> 02:07:38.840 that show, that he was kind of fixed after he 2828 02:07:39.039 --> 02:07:41.760 just like clear the sinuses. I didn't that kind of annoyed, 2829 02:07:42.560 --> 02:07:45.000 but yeah, he was well, he was kind of like 2830 02:07:45.119 --> 02:07:48.079 he was so like his powers were like muted. He 2831 02:07:48.199 --> 02:07:51.680 was like, oh, and then he's actually oh I'm good again. 2832 02:07:51.760 --> 02:07:53.399 I was like, all right, all right, that's a little 2833 02:07:53.520 --> 02:07:55.319 because he was he was he was rusty. So you 2834 02:07:55.399 --> 02:07:57.520 mean so when he has a cold, he's uselessly like 2835 02:07:57.800 --> 02:08:00.640 is that is that what we're applying? So that's kind 2836 02:08:00.680 --> 02:08:01.399 of hilarious. 2837 02:08:01.479 --> 02:08:03.159 He's like actually for real blind when he has. 2838 02:08:04.840 --> 02:08:05.239 Senses. 2839 02:08:05.760 --> 02:08:08.239 You imagine like imagine what like what it's like for 2840 02:08:08.520 --> 02:08:10.359 someone with powers like that they get sick. 2841 02:08:10.640 --> 02:08:14.079 No, just like we're gonna read twenty five dollars patients, 2842 02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:16.600 that's gonna be the first episode of the due of 2843 02:08:16.640 --> 02:08:18.760 the sick that Spider Man can give somebody, you know, 2844 02:08:19.159 --> 02:08:20.920 like imagine him getting the flu like you assion be 2845 02:08:20.920 --> 02:08:22.800 probably cases his blood is raiating. That's what the kind 2846 02:08:22.800 --> 02:08:24.399 of like thing what happened if Spider Man. 2847 02:08:24.359 --> 02:08:27.760 Can Spider Man in age of course can you though 2848 02:08:28.159 --> 02:08:30.319 maybe he had assume so like what his blood is 2849 02:08:30.359 --> 02:08:32.079 so rady, he doesn't really get sick of that. 2850 02:08:32.199 --> 02:08:35.279 That's the thing, Like he can't radiation. It's aids. 2851 02:08:35.720 --> 02:08:39.479 Well, yeah, but the virus Spider ag because the Spider AIDS. 2852 02:08:39.520 --> 02:08:43.520 Dies because blood is so caustic radioactive Spider aids. 2853 02:08:45.000 --> 02:08:53.159 We're gonna read the names Spider Spider ads spiders. 2854 02:08:54.720 --> 02:08:55.239 Do you want to do this? 2855 02:08:55.680 --> 02:08:58.720 Are killing me? Oh yeah, I can't handle to him. 2856 02:08:58.800 --> 02:09:01.399 That's what we already did it. 2857 02:09:01.479 --> 02:09:02.800 We did it already, like and you've done it the 2858 02:09:02.880 --> 02:09:03.359 last two time. 2859 02:09:03.640 --> 02:09:07.359 The age age blood radioactive aide. 2860 02:09:07.119 --> 02:09:08.239 Blood iraq a. 2861 02:09:09.800 --> 02:09:31.239 Radioactive era been in in raping fire. I love how 2862 02:09:31.319 --> 02:09:33.079 the same level of quiet as you were, like. 2863 02:09:33.319 --> 02:09:33.680 You know what. 2864 02:09:46.159 --> 02:09:55.960 They were eight? Oh god, this podcast ever waste the time? 2865 02:09:57.079 --> 02:10:00.720 Rise Against recorded their new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth. 2866 02:10:00.760 --> 02:10:04.479 That's facts giving my SS number to the hot singles 2867 02:10:04.520 --> 02:10:05.880 in my area. That's always a good idea. 2868 02:10:06.600 --> 02:10:10.640 Will the one who will, the one who pays your bills? 2869 02:10:10.680 --> 02:10:11.000 I like that. 2870 02:10:11.119 --> 02:10:15.479 Jarvis take me off Epstein's Black Book. God made us unfinished. 2871 02:10:15.520 --> 02:10:18.920 Now it's my job to fix us. Kingston was ultimate 2872 02:10:19.039 --> 02:10:22.560 read Richard's Becoming. Oh fuck, we forgot a fantastic forward trailer. 2873 02:10:22.920 --> 02:10:24.199 Oh yeah about it. 2874 02:10:24.479 --> 02:10:25.039 It's cool. 2875 02:10:25.279 --> 02:10:27.520 It is a cool. But I'm be completely honest with 2876 02:10:27.560 --> 02:10:29.279 those people that are happy. I'm so happy for you. 2877 02:10:29.800 --> 02:10:32.000 I don't care about the fantastic for Fantastic four at all. 2878 02:10:32.239 --> 02:10:34.319 They're really cool, but like they're like, you gotta like 2879 02:10:35.239 --> 02:10:37.720 it's gotta be really reading comics to care about them. 2880 02:10:37.800 --> 02:10:39.520 That's the thing. It's like they're not like a too 2881 02:10:39.560 --> 02:10:40.840 old for me, a niche group. 2882 02:10:40.920 --> 02:10:43.600 Man, I get too old it it's too old first 2883 02:10:43.720 --> 02:10:44.680 concept that I just. 2884 02:10:44.960 --> 02:10:47.720 Don't care about. Me literally loves the Fantastic Four. He's 2885 02:10:47.760 --> 02:10:49.359 like one of the few people of this modern age 2886 02:10:49.359 --> 02:10:50.920 I know that really loves them. But she also really 2887 02:10:50.960 --> 02:10:52.800 likes the old movies, the two thousand movies. 2888 02:10:53.279 --> 02:10:53.760 And they're fun. 2889 02:10:53.840 --> 02:10:56.479 They're fun, they're fun, but I just find them as 2890 02:10:56.479 --> 02:11:00.239 the superheroes, the concepts. It's it's so old that I'm like, 2891 02:11:00.279 --> 02:11:01.359 you can there's nothing you. 2892 02:11:01.359 --> 02:11:02.640 Can do for me. 2893 02:11:02.840 --> 02:11:06.279 Personally, I think he is a really interesting character and 2894 02:11:06.399 --> 02:11:08.039 he's really good just masing the doctor do him. Who 2895 02:11:08.119 --> 02:11:10.119 is like probably the best COMBA character of all time 2896 02:11:10.560 --> 02:11:14.119 is is uh Pedro Pascal, the Lil Wayne of movies 2897 02:11:14.720 --> 02:11:17.800 featuring And they don't like that Pascal is read Richard 2898 02:11:17.880 --> 02:11:21.920 what he's ever he's getting, He's everywhere not a white man. 2899 02:11:22.159 --> 02:11:24.399 Like it bothers me, Like I understand it, it's not 2900 02:11:24.479 --> 02:11:26.359 that big of a deal. Well, there's some people, but 2901 02:11:26.479 --> 02:11:28.079 like you can just got a white dude that would 2902 02:11:28.079 --> 02:11:28.560 have done the job. 2903 02:11:28.680 --> 02:11:28.920 Fine. 2904 02:11:28.920 --> 02:11:30.680 I mean, look at once he took Joe Miller, it 2905 02:11:30.760 --> 02:11:31.039 was over. 2906 02:11:31.279 --> 02:11:34.159 But Joel, but they make an effort to explicitly show 2907 02:11:34.199 --> 02:11:36.399 that Joel is not white and lasts of us. 2908 02:11:36.439 --> 02:11:38.399 That's the thing. Yeah, but hey, look then they put 2909 02:11:38.479 --> 02:11:40.600 him in they put him in fucking gladiat or two. 2910 02:11:41.159 --> 02:11:45.199 He's fucking that's true. Roman is ship now they literally 2911 02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:48.760 don't like they're They love Pedro Pascal so much they 2912 02:11:48.800 --> 02:11:54.239 don't care. At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised. 2913 02:11:55.000 --> 02:11:58.560 It would be funniest ship though. He's me. 2914 02:12:00.920 --> 02:12:04.479 Okay, great actor, though, great actor, really really enjoy it. 2915 02:12:04.720 --> 02:12:07.079 I'm Ben Grimm was not big enough. That was my 2916 02:12:07.239 --> 02:12:10.479 only problem. He's small but accurate. It's all saying, yes, 2917 02:12:10.520 --> 02:12:12.279 he looks like Ben Grimm, but he should be bigger. 2918 02:12:12.479 --> 02:12:14.640 He's a big fucking dude. He looked a little too small, 2919 02:12:14.680 --> 02:12:17.640 but he did look he was He looked if you 2920 02:12:18.239 --> 02:12:20.840 care about the comics, he looks fantastic. As someone who 2921 02:12:20.840 --> 02:12:22.399 doesn't care about the comics, I bet he looked really 2922 02:12:22.439 --> 02:12:23.039 fucking stupid. 2923 02:12:23.359 --> 02:12:23.560 Yeah. 2924 02:12:23.680 --> 02:12:26.760 I like his design, yeah, like how he looks he 2925 02:12:26.840 --> 02:12:27.640 looks like the drawing. 2926 02:12:27.800 --> 02:12:30.199 Yeah yeah, I think that, like like the Jack Kirby shit. Yeah, 2927 02:12:31.279 --> 02:12:31.640 that's cool. 2928 02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:35.560 They gave him the like, I think it's really really cool. 2929 02:12:35.600 --> 02:12:36.880 I like the sound effects, so I was hearing like 2930 02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:38.000 the rockiness. 2931 02:12:38.119 --> 02:12:39.239 Yeah, Like I was like, oh, it's cool. 2932 02:12:39.680 --> 02:12:41.039 He looks like they're doing a good job with that. 2933 02:12:41.199 --> 02:12:42.680 But like I like the vibe of it. I like 2934 02:12:42.720 --> 02:12:44.520 that it looks like what is it like the sixties 2935 02:12:44.560 --> 02:12:45.439 or sixties fifties? 2936 02:12:46.800 --> 02:12:49.119 I will say, because I do want the one thing 2937 02:12:49.159 --> 02:12:52.560 that I do like, I love Galactis and he's not 2938 02:12:52.800 --> 02:12:53.760 a diarrhea cloud. 2939 02:12:54.279 --> 02:12:56.960 That was insane all I care about. I don't know 2940 02:12:57.119 --> 02:13:00.600 why why that? For a period that was a why 2941 02:13:00.720 --> 02:13:04.760 do they think that these characters that have these designs 2942 02:13:05.439 --> 02:13:08.079 that have succeeded and it's like a huge reason why 2943 02:13:08.159 --> 02:13:11.760 they've made it to where they are, why not have 2944 02:13:12.000 --> 02:13:13.079 them in those designs? 2945 02:13:13.239 --> 02:13:18.000 I think Galactus was the most egreedious because yes, because 2946 02:13:18.159 --> 02:13:20.720 I think his design is one of the I feel like, 2947 02:13:21.600 --> 02:13:25.039 if Galactus looks stupid in the comics, I feel like 2948 02:13:25.199 --> 02:13:27.119 people would have dismissed him, like the fuck out of here. 2949 02:13:27.159 --> 02:13:29.960 I think he does look dumb, but also like way 2950 02:13:30.039 --> 02:13:32.960 back in the it's I think just kind of a 2951 02:13:33.079 --> 02:13:36.960 Chris's point. Like most costumes look kind of inherently stupid. 2952 02:13:37.439 --> 02:13:40.199 There's ones that are designed to be cool in sleek 2953 02:13:40.239 --> 02:13:44.720 and shit right his objectively somebody with his fucking hell 2954 02:13:44.920 --> 02:13:47.439 like yeah, okay, yeah, that looks kind of stupid. If 2955 02:13:47.479 --> 02:13:50.600 I saw like a it's like the Swiss Guards. Yeah, 2956 02:13:50.680 --> 02:13:53.520 they look fucking stupid. But at the same time, if 2957 02:13:53.560 --> 02:13:56.399 someone gifted me that chrip, I'd be like, dude, hell yeah, sick, 2958 02:13:56.680 --> 02:13:59.960 I would. I'd be wearing that shit way too often. Okay, 2959 02:14:02.640 --> 02:14:07.039 I just remember Black Heart ghostwriders, a white boy or some. 2960 02:14:08.640 --> 02:14:11.399 Piece of ship fucking almost like a flat did she who. 2961 02:14:11.319 --> 02:14:14.439 They were trying to cast as a ghostwrider? I forgot. 2962 02:14:14.479 --> 02:14:17.079 I was asking, No, are they gonna do? 2963 02:14:17.079 --> 02:14:18.199 Heyma, they're gonna do? Johnny? 2964 02:14:19.520 --> 02:14:22.720 What just happened? I was asking him if you knew? Oh, 2965 02:14:22.880 --> 02:14:23.399 I thought you were. 2966 02:14:23.560 --> 02:14:27.239 I thought you were going to tell us, and then 2967 02:14:27.279 --> 02:14:28.760 you were like, I forgot what I was asking. I 2968 02:14:28.800 --> 02:14:29.399 thought you said that. 2969 02:14:29.479 --> 02:14:31.199 Which no, or they should do? 2970 02:14:31.399 --> 02:14:34.479 Johnny or Johnny? I would like, if they look I 2971 02:14:34.600 --> 02:14:37.079 understand they're probably gonna do. Hey Ma, yeah, probably I 2972 02:14:37.119 --> 02:14:40.119 would completely because I love his whip. His whip looks 2973 02:14:40.159 --> 02:14:42.479 fucking sick as fuck. The Dodge charging with the hell 2974 02:14:42.560 --> 02:14:44.359 flames looks cool. I feel like they'll probably go in 2975 02:14:44.439 --> 02:14:46.119 a direction like that, just because you know. 2976 02:14:46.399 --> 02:14:49.600 The modern stuff. Yeah, Like, I feel like it makes sense. 2977 02:14:49.680 --> 02:14:51.439 I felt we'll see him in Rivals, then we'll see 2978 02:14:51.520 --> 02:14:55.119 him and the thing happens in a Blade like. I 2979 02:14:55.119 --> 02:14:58.079 feel like Blade's gonna drop when they finally figure out 2980 02:14:58.119 --> 02:14:59.199 this movie's coming out. 2981 02:15:00.279 --> 02:15:01.520 Do you think it's actually gonna come out? 2982 02:15:01.560 --> 02:15:01.760 Dude? 2983 02:15:01.840 --> 02:15:02.199 I hope. 2984 02:15:02.239 --> 02:15:04.119 So Blade's so cool. But the thing is that you 2985 02:15:04.279 --> 02:15:06.960 have to, like, you have to go rated R with Blade. 2986 02:15:07.000 --> 02:15:09.319 The thing you have to the in the way Ghostwrider, 2987 02:15:09.359 --> 02:15:11.800 you gotta go. You gotta do that are step because 2988 02:15:11.800 --> 02:15:16.399 they are not They're not Spider Man heroes. These are 2989 02:15:17.199 --> 02:15:19.920 They're killing niggas, They're slicing vampires in half. 2990 02:15:20.000 --> 02:15:22.520 You can do Deadpool, you can do fucking r the 2991 02:15:23.000 --> 02:15:24.880 like stuff, now you know what I mean. I'd hope. 2992 02:15:24.920 --> 02:15:26.399 So it's there's no. 2993 02:15:26.479 --> 02:15:28.199 Reason not to all right, let him let me. 2994 02:15:29.359 --> 02:15:33.600 Kingston was ultimate d Richard Reed Ultimate Read Richards Becoming 2995 02:15:33.720 --> 02:15:38.680 the Maker Rushed Wage Sleigh five eight three. The Sheen 2996 02:15:38.760 --> 02:15:42.720 of Swings Peen is green from banging Colleen Last Halloween. 2997 02:15:42.960 --> 02:15:47.840 Damne Peppoenie Bros. Carl Urban daring Jack Quay to stick 2998 02:15:47.880 --> 02:15:50.680 his hands in a deep friar for the Novacate movie. 2999 02:15:50.720 --> 02:15:54.960 I feel like that was like way yeah, like Peppinie Bros. 3000 02:15:55.000 --> 02:15:55.760 Usually kind of low. 3001 02:15:57.079 --> 02:15:58.680 Wait, isn't all this stuff kind of low? 3002 02:15:59.199 --> 02:16:00.399 Did you skip it? Accent? 3003 02:16:00.800 --> 02:16:00.840 No? 3004 02:16:00.960 --> 02:16:03.960 I'm on the page he handed me. Oh wait, yeah, 3005 02:16:04.199 --> 02:16:05.920 showing one on one. 3006 02:16:06.720 --> 02:16:10.159 This is what you handed me? What? Yes? Because I 3007 02:16:10.199 --> 02:16:12.159 didn't unless like when we were exchanging. 3008 02:16:12.520 --> 02:16:15.920 Finished finish okay and then go backwards. Yeah, because that's it. 3009 02:16:16.239 --> 02:16:18.359 Look it was it was on It says, showing one 3010 02:16:18.359 --> 02:16:19.720 on one of my dick. 3011 02:16:21.119 --> 02:16:27.119 Dick show everybody my Dick. It says, Jarvis, show everyone 3012 02:16:27.199 --> 02:16:30.520 my dick. Now page Oh that is the last page. 3013 02:16:30.960 --> 02:16:35.920 That's weird, Jarvis, show everyone my dick. That's crazy. 3014 02:16:37.200 --> 02:16:38.760 Projects on everyone's photy. 3015 02:16:40.959 --> 02:16:45.479 Why is it have a muscle? Is it muscular? Have 3016 02:16:45.600 --> 02:16:46.879 you seen that drawing of that guy? 3017 02:16:47.399 --> 02:16:49.280 Like a really good artist, but he just makes like 3018 02:16:49.520 --> 02:16:52.879 deviant ship like that where it's Thanos naked with his 3019 02:16:53.200 --> 02:16:56.440 penis so huge. He has one of Tony Stark iron 3020 02:16:56.520 --> 02:16:59.680 Man like uh fucking like locked up and his dick's 3021 02:16:59.680 --> 02:17:01.079 hard and Fanos is touching. 3022 02:17:00.920 --> 02:17:04.559 His dick like he's like he's like touching his angel, 3023 02:17:04.680 --> 02:17:12.319 like the angel touching like the it's like the god. 3024 02:17:12.840 --> 02:17:14.840 What is it called the I don't even, he said, so, 3025 02:17:14.959 --> 02:17:16.959 I don't even. I don't know what that thing is 3026 02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:19.079 called anymore. I forgot. 3027 02:17:20.399 --> 02:17:21.920 The creation and the and the. 3028 02:17:23.520 --> 02:17:24.040 Chapels or what? 3029 02:17:25.399 --> 02:17:27.520 Yeah? Am I am? I the first page? 3030 02:17:27.559 --> 02:17:27.680 Now? 3031 02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:31.360 Oh is this right? 3032 02:17:32.520 --> 02:17:33.319 You can scroll the way. 3033 02:17:34.079 --> 02:17:36.760 We're good. We're good, We're good. I just some of 3034 02:17:36.799 --> 02:17:39.520 these names. Okay, here we go. People are like, what the. 3035 02:17:41.079 --> 02:17:50.079 Aware wolf, furry, porn sympathizer, fag sabbath be like, finished 3036 02:17:50.280 --> 02:17:53.360 with my woman because I love having sex with guys. 3037 02:17:53.479 --> 02:17:55.840 People think I'm insane because. 3038 02:17:56.079 --> 02:17:56.719 Oh so it is this? 3039 02:17:56.879 --> 02:17:59.920 Like, uh wait, what a song is this supposed to be? 3040 02:18:01.040 --> 02:18:07.120 People think I'm insane because I have gay sex. That's all. 3041 02:18:07.639 --> 02:18:08.239 That's all. 3042 02:18:08.719 --> 02:18:11.000 Wait, I can't think of the melody. What's the melody? 3043 02:18:12.360 --> 02:18:13.000 I finished my. 3044 02:18:16.959 --> 02:18:19.159 People. I'm gonna be ashamed when when I when they 3045 02:18:19.200 --> 02:18:21.719 when it gets on earth because anyways, unearthed. 3046 02:18:24.559 --> 02:18:25.559 I don't know why I said that. 3047 02:18:27.120 --> 02:18:27.440 If not. 3048 02:18:31.120 --> 02:18:34.600 Something the. 3049 02:18:36.719 --> 02:18:39.639 Almost person in between Sweeney's teeth, I am going to 3050 02:18:40.079 --> 02:18:44.520 kill the president with a mortar Mega moreph am, I 3051 02:18:44.639 --> 02:18:45.719 throwing big bucks? 3052 02:18:46.440 --> 02:18:48.719 Can I pay you guys to come to a live pocket? 3053 02:18:48.760 --> 02:18:50.200 Oh my god, we keep forgetting talk about. 3054 02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:54.879 That ship at a ema uh swing and Derek in 3055 02:18:55.000 --> 02:18:57.959 a saw trap where they have to bust in each 3056 02:18:58.000 --> 02:19:00.479 other's faces or get fucked to death by horse as well, and. 3057 02:19:00.479 --> 02:19:06.159 Then of course it doesn't finish. The the glob what 3058 02:19:06.719 --> 02:19:07.319 the glob? 3059 02:19:07.920 --> 02:19:10.719 Glob glob having dyslections? 3060 02:19:11.000 --> 02:19:13.520 The globgo gab glab? What the fuck is that? That's 3061 02:19:13.559 --> 02:19:16.000 the You don't remember the globgo gab glab. Actually don't. 3062 02:19:16.000 --> 02:19:17.879 I am the globgo gab lab. 3063 02:19:18.079 --> 02:19:18.559 What's that from? 3064 02:19:18.920 --> 02:19:20.920 Blahblah bubba gab? 3065 02:19:21.040 --> 02:19:21.600 What's that from? 3066 02:19:21.879 --> 02:19:22.239 I don't know? 3067 02:19:23.079 --> 02:19:23.719 Fucking crazy? 3068 02:19:24.879 --> 02:19:27.840 No, what are you doing? What is it from? 3069 02:19:27.879 --> 02:19:28.120 Something? 3070 02:19:28.280 --> 02:19:29.879 Let's think that's the globgo gab glab. 3071 02:19:29.920 --> 02:19:31.079 Hold on, let me play it for you. 3072 02:19:31.559 --> 02:19:32.719 Why could you just tell me what it is? 3073 02:19:32.760 --> 02:19:36.479 Because there's no way for me to explain this. Do 3074 02:19:36.520 --> 02:19:38.719 you think I can just tell me what this is? Well, 3075 02:19:38.760 --> 02:19:41.159 you can read that what it's from? Like, I don't 3076 02:19:41.200 --> 02:19:50.799 know what it's from. Okay, it's from globgo gab lab? Sure, okay, No, 3077 02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:53.879 I don't notice this basement. 3078 02:20:05.239 --> 02:20:06.639 What the fuck is this. 3079 02:20:08.760 --> 02:20:15.360 Swimt lit kind? I am still thoughts on mine swapped 3080 02:20:15.399 --> 02:20:24.200 clop glock swap shovel double swamp clop. I mean it's 3081 02:20:24.280 --> 02:20:27.360 kind of fire, but yeah, but like someone could definitely 3082 02:20:27.399 --> 02:20:31.440 get assassinated to. This is the last song you hear 3083 02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:33.399 before somebody pops. I feel like this is what all 3084 02:20:33.399 --> 02:20:35.719 the migrants and are gonna be fucking tortured with. 3085 02:20:35.959 --> 02:20:38.079 I am there's nobody to explain that though, you know 3086 02:20:38.079 --> 02:20:38.399 what I mean? 3087 02:20:38.799 --> 02:20:42.799 Yeah, because it's well, it's from some things from some movie, 3088 02:20:42.840 --> 02:20:44.399 but like I don't remember, like what, I don't remember 3089 02:20:44.440 --> 02:20:44.799 the name of it. 3090 02:20:45.280 --> 02:20:47.840 Double double wow. 3091 02:20:49.079 --> 02:20:51.280 Wonder what any of that means or if it literally 3092 02:20:51.319 --> 02:20:51.760 means nothing. 3093 02:20:51.760 --> 02:20:53.120 I think it's just a bunch of slurs. 3094 02:20:55.040 --> 02:20:57.600 Mister redtas giving hose the corkscrew goostick. 3095 02:20:57.799 --> 02:21:02.280 Nice. That's pretty cool, Alex Mercer. Right now, Mercer, you 3096 02:21:02.319 --> 02:21:05.799 have the prototype fit from Penis type scroto type. From 3097 02:21:05.920 --> 02:21:08.120 Penis scroto type. 3098 02:21:08.159 --> 02:21:11.159 You said scrototypes bas scroroto type is awesome. 3099 02:21:11.200 --> 02:21:12.319 You can like turn into a dick. 3100 02:21:12.520 --> 02:21:14.840 He could turn his scrotum into all sorts of different weapons. 3101 02:21:15.000 --> 02:21:17.000 It's just it's only a scrotum. 3102 02:21:20.000 --> 02:21:21.280 He's just mutating. 3103 02:21:21.440 --> 02:21:21.600 Yeah. 3104 02:21:22.079 --> 02:21:23.840 You know you can disguise yourself, you know, you disguise 3105 02:21:23.879 --> 02:21:27.799 yourself as other people. Yeah, and scrototype you can, you can, 3106 02:21:29.280 --> 02:21:32.040 you can. You can change your scrotum to be anybody 3107 02:21:32.079 --> 02:21:36.840 else's scrotive. Ah, you never want to in personally, Yeah, 3108 02:21:37.239 --> 02:21:40.959 very useful to you want to impersonate somebody only scrot 3109 02:21:41.040 --> 02:21:41.440 him deep. 3110 02:21:42.000 --> 02:21:43.719 It's a really useful power like that. 3111 02:21:44.520 --> 02:21:45.120 That's so good. 3112 02:21:45.239 --> 02:21:47.399 You just make your scroll them a little bit hairrier 3113 02:21:47.600 --> 02:21:48.559 or a little bit bigger. 3114 02:21:48.680 --> 02:21:50.120 Yeah, and then you're like, well that that looks like 3115 02:21:50.239 --> 02:21:51.799 Mike in the face, but it's clearly not Mike because 3116 02:21:51.799 --> 02:21:54.319 it's that's not Mike scrotum. I still play that game 3117 02:21:54.360 --> 02:21:54.680 for sure. 3118 02:21:54.920 --> 02:21:57.120 I would platinum that game. 3119 02:21:58.559 --> 02:22:04.479 Yeah, uh, screw mister nopants, the underdog of the shirtman verse. 3120 02:22:04.680 --> 02:22:08.000 Swing with midget porn proportions, but the same high. 3121 02:22:08.040 --> 02:22:08.399 I love that. 3122 02:22:08.639 --> 02:22:10.920 I said midget porn. What the fuck did I say that? 3123 02:22:11.840 --> 02:22:14.440 That's not what it says with the midget proportions, but 3124 02:22:14.520 --> 02:22:17.639 the same high. He said, you free and slipped. 3125 02:22:19.079 --> 02:22:21.399 I look at I would be proudly into midget porn 3126 02:22:21.440 --> 02:22:21.920 if I was. 3127 02:22:22.120 --> 02:22:23.559 I just yeah, I'm not. 3128 02:22:24.159 --> 02:22:26.639 I get you madget porn. 3129 02:22:27.959 --> 02:22:29.680 That's the thing I saw another guy say, like, come 3130 02:22:29.680 --> 02:22:32.920 out of the closet again. You know what the bigger porn. 3131 02:22:34.559 --> 02:22:36.840 Bigger porn is crazy. 3132 02:22:37.040 --> 02:22:38.959 I was thinking about that. I woke up this morning 3133 02:22:39.079 --> 02:22:43.200 thinking about uh that, it's it's fun I'm fucked for 3134 02:22:43.239 --> 02:22:45.159 a while. Yeah, it's over, man, because I really did 3135 02:22:45.280 --> 02:22:46.200 want to. I want to. 3136 02:22:46.319 --> 02:22:48.879 I want I want to get like a large debate, 3137 02:22:49.440 --> 02:22:53.000 like a kind of like that that black shirt, the 3138 02:22:53.079 --> 02:22:57.159 gold the black blue dress, gold white or whatever, black blue, 3139 02:22:57.239 --> 02:23:01.520 gold white. I would love if that bigger death became 3140 02:23:02.239 --> 02:23:02.879 that level. 3141 02:23:03.239 --> 02:23:04.000 Yeah what do you hear? 3142 02:23:04.200 --> 02:23:04.399 Yeah? 3143 02:23:04.399 --> 02:23:08.639 What what are you hearing? I think? I think, yeah, 3144 02:23:08.959 --> 02:23:09.559 I'll figure it out. 3145 02:23:10.879 --> 02:23:13.280 Uh, flash banging and epilectic because it's super effective on 3146 02:23:13.399 --> 02:23:16.799 the Derek is gonna be starting a pod with with 3147 02:23:16.959 --> 02:23:20.040 Critical Drinker with how dogshit his media takes have gotten. 3148 02:23:21.399 --> 02:23:22.920 I was they always say stuff like that, but then 3149 02:23:23.000 --> 02:23:23.559 like there's like no. 3150 02:23:23.879 --> 02:23:28.040 Elaboration on like what it's I think lately it's been 3151 02:23:28.040 --> 02:23:28.959 the hereditary stuff. 3152 02:23:29.399 --> 02:23:33.000 Oh well, I'm actually happy guys like I I want 3153 02:23:33.040 --> 02:23:37.120 to make those people upset because it's it's funny that 3154 02:23:37.760 --> 02:23:39.639 because I know a lot of people that like that movie, 3155 02:23:39.680 --> 02:23:41.600 but they also under they're watching it in the same 3156 02:23:41.639 --> 02:23:43.719 way of how like most people understand it that this 3157 02:23:43.879 --> 02:23:47.920 isn't smart, it's entertaining, And then they're like it's the 3158 02:23:47.959 --> 02:23:50.120 same people that think everything has to have subtexts, and 3159 02:23:50.159 --> 02:23:53.440 they're just fucking stupid. You know, everything has to have subtext, 3160 02:23:53.600 --> 02:23:55.959 Like no, not everything has fucking subtext, Like, what's. 3161 02:23:55.840 --> 02:23:56.959 The deeper meaning behind this? 3162 02:23:57.440 --> 02:23:59.440 Nothing, it's just entertainment. 3163 02:23:59.799 --> 02:24:03.440 It's a play. It's this, but it's there's classes like that, 3164 02:24:03.520 --> 02:24:05.520 like philosophical play. What is he doing? He's just watching? 3165 02:24:05.600 --> 02:24:06.360 Isis videos? 3166 02:24:06.920 --> 02:24:07.200 Again? 3167 02:24:08.559 --> 02:24:10.799 What's wrong with you? A person playing with a lion 3168 02:24:11.520 --> 02:24:14.280 strolled away from the ices stuff he actually was watching. 3169 02:24:14.399 --> 02:24:16.399 I guess that's crazy. 3170 02:24:16.479 --> 02:24:21.600 If I was, you think I would be like, no, he's. 3171 02:24:21.079 --> 02:24:22.799 Like this is awesome, this guy playing with the lion. 3172 02:24:22.920 --> 02:24:24.159 Yeah he's gonna die. Yeah. 3173 02:24:24.440 --> 02:24:27.360 Every time I see somebody like cool, yeah he's gonna die, 3174 02:24:27.680 --> 02:24:29.079 And I'm gonna know, I know exactly how. 3175 02:24:29.079 --> 02:24:29.479 You can do it. 3176 02:24:29.520 --> 02:24:30.959 If you just keep them really well fed. 3177 02:24:31.239 --> 02:24:31.559 That's it. 3178 02:24:31.799 --> 02:24:33.840 But like, also, it's not worth it that way. Too 3179 02:24:33.920 --> 02:24:38.000 much meat, man's a lot of they eat so much. 3180 02:24:38.479 --> 02:24:39.840 Looks like why would you have why? 3181 02:24:39.959 --> 02:24:40.760 Why would you want that? 3182 02:24:41.319 --> 02:24:41.360 No? 3183 02:24:41.559 --> 02:24:41.799 Thank you. 3184 02:24:42.360 --> 02:24:44.840 I would love to have a pet, like exotic pet. 3185 02:24:44.879 --> 02:24:46.399 But I also would like I can't keep you. 3186 02:24:46.479 --> 02:24:47.559 Would you starve a lion? 3187 02:24:48.760 --> 02:24:49.120 A lion? 3188 02:24:49.159 --> 02:24:51.079 I don't know. I just have great questions. I'd make 3189 02:24:51.079 --> 02:24:51.760 a lion vegan. 3190 02:24:52.719 --> 02:25:00.040 Watch it die, watch it just pass. Futurama eating lion. 3191 02:25:01.399 --> 02:25:05.159 And it started coughing. It's so disheveled, like I love. 3192 02:25:05.239 --> 02:25:05.959 It's so funny. 3193 02:25:14.040 --> 02:25:16.079 Yeah, you would have heard him coughing up the street. 3194 02:25:16.200 --> 02:25:22.600 That's the thing. Derek's gonna start a pod. Yeah, the 3195 02:25:22.639 --> 02:25:25.719 quickal drinker. If he invited me, I would totally. I'm 3196 02:25:25.760 --> 02:25:29.000 at the point where I would I can't grift on 3197 02:25:29.079 --> 02:25:30.760 my own, but if there was, if I get if 3198 02:25:30.799 --> 02:25:33.479 grifter would take me under their wing, I'll get there. 3199 02:25:34.559 --> 02:25:37.440 I'll get their bag. At this point, get their bag. 3200 02:25:37.520 --> 02:25:40.559 Why not? But yeah, but I want to apologize about hereditary. 3201 02:25:40.719 --> 02:25:43.239 I think people that take that shit seriously are really stupid. 3202 02:25:43.840 --> 02:25:47.040 And I like, I like making you angry because you're 3203 02:25:47.239 --> 02:25:50.959 upset that you think you're deep, and it makes it's 3204 02:25:51.000 --> 02:25:53.440 funny to me that you think you're deep when you're not. 3205 02:25:54.639 --> 02:25:57.559 And I'm gonna keep upsetting you, but thank you so 3206 02:25:57.639 --> 02:25:59.319 much for your money though now I seriously appreciate you guys. 3207 02:25:59.920 --> 02:26:02.799 But Zirker Broadley, he's stop watching terror stuff. 3208 02:26:02.840 --> 02:26:05.440 Dude, shot. 3209 02:26:07.680 --> 02:26:10.799 Snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Smalley, Harry Pottery, 3210 02:26:11.239 --> 02:26:15.959 Harry Potter and the Order of A streams. I'm aw 3211 02:26:16.760 --> 02:26:18.360 some awesome statistic. 3212 02:26:19.799 --> 02:26:20.399 I am by. 3213 02:26:21.120 --> 02:26:24.159 Ain't nothing but an ass egg fuck a guy, ain't 3214 02:26:24.200 --> 02:26:25.159 nothing but a mistake. 3215 02:26:25.200 --> 02:26:25.680 That's nice. 3216 02:26:25.959 --> 02:26:29.600 I buy children, Derek saying Capcom like a gay fool? 3217 02:26:30.840 --> 02:26:31.840 What's wrong with Capcom? 3218 02:26:33.799 --> 02:26:41.120 My favorite uh conservative conservative joke is uh hold on, 3219 02:26:41.479 --> 02:26:45.239 uh Sweeney, you're you're my daughter? Yeah, and you're gonna 3220 02:26:45.559 --> 02:26:48.799 I'm your dad obviously, and you're gonna come out to 3221 02:26:48.879 --> 02:26:50.200 me as by hey. 3222 02:26:50.159 --> 02:26:56.159 Father, I'm bisexual. You say I'm by, I'm bye bye 3223 02:26:56.200 --> 02:26:56.600 to you too. 3224 02:27:01.440 --> 02:27:05.639 I want to hand like a hammer because he's disowning 3225 02:27:06.639 --> 02:27:10.159 bye to you too. Even though I feel like those 3226 02:27:10.159 --> 02:27:13.479 guys are probably like hot. That's so my daughter, daughters 3227 02:27:14.479 --> 02:27:16.600 fuck girls, daughter would love me. 3228 02:27:19.840 --> 02:27:22.559 I'm fucking delirious, guys, I've been away for like twenty 3229 02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:23.280 six hours. 3230 02:27:23.799 --> 02:27:26.879 My daughter kind of looks like my wife, so it's 3231 02:27:26.959 --> 02:27:29.239 not that much not that weird, is it. 3232 02:27:29.399 --> 02:27:32.879 It's not basically the same thing, not as weird as 3233 02:27:32.920 --> 02:27:35.040 you make it out to be over there in your 3234 02:27:35.200 --> 02:27:39.639 Yankee towns, yanked were You're fucking Hooverville's and whatnot. They 3235 02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:39.920 don't know. 3236 02:27:45.040 --> 02:27:48.600 Why Derek says God is great. What Chris says in 3237 02:27:48.719 --> 02:27:51.360 New York Pizza sucks once when he says Digamont cards 3238 02:27:51.360 --> 02:27:55.319 are cool cuta bahok balls deep in a concrete mixer. 3239 02:27:55.879 --> 02:27:56.840 Derek is innocent. 3240 02:27:57.040 --> 02:28:00.280 Hashtag free him, Round eyed agent escaping the table room 3241 02:28:01.040 --> 02:28:05.639 government medical debt. It is what it is to catch 3242 02:28:05.680 --> 02:28:07.959 a preature. But it is doctor Umar catching black men 3243 02:28:08.079 --> 02:28:09.559 going out with white women like that. 3244 02:28:10.120 --> 02:28:10.639 I love that. 3245 02:28:10.760 --> 02:28:12.680 That's that's fun. Like that would be a good premise 3246 02:28:14.000 --> 02:28:14.399 one woman. 3247 02:28:14.520 --> 02:28:16.440 I mean I would. 3248 02:28:16.520 --> 02:28:19.360 I think he would get me first, even though like 3249 02:28:19.399 --> 02:28:21.159 it's like, well, I'm not hiding and I'm married to 3250 02:28:21.360 --> 02:28:23.799 a white to a cave dweller. 3251 02:28:25.239 --> 02:28:26.200 I'm married to a cave. 3252 02:28:26.200 --> 02:28:27.200 It's gonna be half savage. 3253 02:28:27.239 --> 02:28:29.559 That's crazy, Yeah, and they're gonna be giant dud. 3254 02:28:29.600 --> 02:28:32.920 It's crazy because like my actually, but my mom got 3255 02:28:33.000 --> 02:28:34.479 the short end of the stick, even though all of 3256 02:28:34.520 --> 02:28:37.000 her siblings are sick something, and then she's like fucking tiny, 3257 02:28:37.399 --> 02:28:40.120 So I'm tiny. But then like, so there's those jeans 3258 02:28:40.159 --> 02:28:43.200 and then her stupid fucking giant jeans from there. So 3259 02:28:43.319 --> 02:28:46.280 I'm like, he's gonna be like, oh Dad, oh Dad, 3260 02:28:47.399 --> 02:28:49.520 my kids are fun. Put me under a microscope. 3261 02:28:49.680 --> 02:28:50.520 Dad, there you are. 3262 02:28:50.719 --> 02:28:52.319 Kids are fucked. I'm sure my kids are gonna be 3263 02:28:52.360 --> 02:28:55.079 fucking short. Yeah, short gene x are in my code too. 3264 02:28:55.239 --> 02:28:55.399 Is that? 3265 02:28:55.520 --> 02:28:57.959 Like my mom was tall for some fucking reason. My 3266 02:28:58.079 --> 02:29:00.840 dad's huge. But Lily's family is their mex Think your. 3267 02:29:00.760 --> 02:29:02.200 Tallest son is gonna be like three eight. 3268 02:29:05.479 --> 02:29:07.920 Oh god, they're gonna be half black, half Mexican. 3269 02:29:08.559 --> 02:29:11.520 That's not even was like the size of a magazine. 3270 02:29:12.040 --> 02:29:14.200 Yeah something around that that hight You need to go 3271 02:29:14.280 --> 02:29:20.360 to bed a magazine. Yeah no, let me let me 3272 02:29:20.399 --> 02:29:21.840 get out of this week and so you can stop dying. 3273 02:29:22.840 --> 02:29:25.239 Found my hunting sex doll on the on my bed 3274 02:29:25.319 --> 02:29:25.920 with legs. 3275 02:29:26.000 --> 02:29:27.360 God, I'm doing so poorly right now. 3276 02:29:28.159 --> 02:29:30.079 Found my hunted sex doll my bed. Let me hill 3277 02:29:30.120 --> 02:29:33.280 my stride but with its legs spread on cooked? Aren't 3278 02:29:33.280 --> 02:29:36.719 I hamas piker sexual? Dimian Bonnell and the horse Pedals 3279 02:29:36.719 --> 02:29:38.440 should fuck each other to death. 3280 02:29:38.559 --> 02:29:39.159 That would be great. 3281 02:29:39.680 --> 02:29:42.440 See my ex boyfriend for custody of our friends. My 3282 02:29:42.600 --> 02:29:45.719 dick is hard, My balls are numb brain brain stew. 3283 02:29:45.840 --> 02:29:47.920 Yeah. Yeah, getting murdered. 3284 02:29:47.639 --> 02:29:50.479 By the entire United States military because some dog used 3285 02:29:50.479 --> 02:29:53.559 to work at the White House Indiana. 3286 02:29:53.159 --> 02:29:56.719 Crones and the Temple of Poo amazing. 3287 02:29:56.879 --> 02:30:03.040 Nicholas Cage brought bought Tesla with his Dono Peepy death Jack, 3288 02:30:03.239 --> 02:30:08.840 the world's fastest married chime. Chinese ladies don't know what 3289 02:30:08.959 --> 02:30:13.200 that means Chinese or is it Chinese? I think it's 3290 02:30:13.200 --> 02:30:16.760 a misspell Chinese ladies playing with a tennis ball hair reel. 3291 02:30:17.600 --> 02:30:20.639 I show Arthur Morgan's. 3292 02:30:20.319 --> 02:30:24.079 Voice as kill mocking my life of yours. 3293 02:30:24.239 --> 02:30:27.280 Imagine God of war, but to be God of like 3294 02:30:27.600 --> 02:30:31.120 God of Sandines, and it'd be fucking god. 3295 02:30:31.440 --> 02:30:36.600 That isn't even what God of Sandys, god of location 3296 02:30:37.000 --> 02:30:37.319 is that with? 3297 02:30:37.479 --> 02:30:37.520 Like? 3298 02:30:38.360 --> 02:30:38.920 It's crazy. 3299 02:30:41.719 --> 02:30:43.760 The game was called the God of Sparta or something. 3300 02:30:44.120 --> 02:30:45.120 He talking about. 3301 02:30:45.159 --> 02:30:46.639 Ghost, Ghost of Sparta. 3302 02:30:47.479 --> 02:30:51.760 I'm done, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not making. 3303 02:30:53.120 --> 02:30:54.639 The Jetsons. 3304 02:30:55.600 --> 02:30:56.120 Never mind. 3305 02:30:59.000 --> 02:30:59.520 Dumb joke. 3306 02:30:59.680 --> 02:31:00.760 Yeah, that was what I was saying. 3307 02:31:00.760 --> 02:31:03.280 A dumb dug is saying I'm sorry, and stoppy, you know, 3308 02:31:03.399 --> 02:31:04.600 George Jetson's gay. 3309 02:31:05.280 --> 02:31:08.319 I was gonna say, people were so optimistic about the 3310 02:31:08.360 --> 02:31:09.879 future that they made The Jetsons. 3311 02:31:10.200 --> 02:31:10.399 Yeah. 3312 02:31:10.719 --> 02:31:12.879 Yeah, And now it's like, I can't even fathom somebody 3313 02:31:12.959 --> 02:31:13.920 making The Jetsons. 3314 02:31:13.879 --> 02:31:14.879 One hundred years in the future. 3315 02:31:14.920 --> 02:31:18.239 That is so far that I think The Jetsons takes 3316 02:31:18.280 --> 02:31:19.639 place in two thousand and six. 3317 02:31:19.920 --> 02:31:21.360 No, no, it's like twenty twenty something. 3318 02:31:21.399 --> 02:31:24.239 No, it's two thousand and six. And look, go to 3319 02:31:24.280 --> 02:31:26.239 the pilot episodes of Justice. It's like, oh, it's a 3320 02:31:26.280 --> 02:31:27.639 great day down here in two thousand and six. 3321 02:31:28.520 --> 02:31:31.040 And the George Jetson Show would have had to have 3322 02:31:31.159 --> 02:31:34.360 been made in like nineteen ten, sixteen. It was. 3323 02:31:38.239 --> 02:31:40.799 All right, yeah, I'm wrong, No, you're right. 3324 02:31:42.200 --> 02:31:44.760 Would you kindly take on Miami's big meaty stinks semen 3325 02:31:45.200 --> 02:31:47.600 and I by thick, not any of the man whose 3326 02:31:47.639 --> 02:31:51.040 handies are now back to stire and forever dandy Chris 3327 02:31:51.159 --> 02:31:53.879 kisses boy penis placing every dead eye shot on my 3328 02:31:54.000 --> 02:31:54.680 own forehead. 3329 02:31:55.479 --> 02:31:59.000 I love that. That's a great fucking ividge Oh no, no, no, 3330 02:31:59.239 --> 02:32:02.479 the sixties, it's twenty sixty. Yeah, because I say it. 3331 02:32:02.440 --> 02:32:04.399 Like a hundred year yeah, no, you're reading You're reading 3332 02:32:04.440 --> 02:32:05.159 twenty sixty wrong. 3333 02:32:05.239 --> 02:32:09.280 It's two thousand and six. Oh, I live in Texas. 3334 02:32:09.280 --> 02:32:12.520 Ain't going to Vegas to roadhouse. Absolute absolute horse piss. 3335 02:32:13.239 --> 02:32:15.200 The in game currency in Call of Duty is called 3336 02:32:15.239 --> 02:32:20.719 CPO of that gigs Jarvis analyzed venoms as size every 3337 02:32:20.760 --> 02:32:24.040 time Sweeney talks, I skipped four ten seconds. Evil Derek 3338 02:32:24.159 --> 02:32:29.040 dresses his wife like Kanye's Evil Derek dresses his wife 3339 02:32:29.079 --> 02:32:31.639 like Kanye's wife. I want to do that now, man, 3340 02:32:32.079 --> 02:32:35.520 get that fucking money, dude. The Jetsons and the Flintstones 3341 02:32:35.520 --> 02:32:37.639 are kind of like opposite polarities of each other. I'm assuming, 3342 02:32:37.920 --> 02:32:40.479 yeah that, yeah, that's yeah, that's the point. That's why 3343 02:32:40.520 --> 02:32:42.719 they have the Jetsons the Flintstones the movie. 3344 02:32:42.879 --> 02:32:44.879 Oh they do. Yeah, I forgot about that. It's like 3345 02:32:44.920 --> 02:32:46.040 how this was actually pretty fun. 3346 02:32:46.079 --> 02:32:48.120 It's like how the Simsons were the opposite of the 3347 02:32:48.120 --> 02:32:49.399 sims parents. 3348 02:32:49.639 --> 02:32:51.440 Yeah, the Simpsons and then there's a Simpstead. 3349 02:32:51.479 --> 02:32:52.440 What about the sims daughters. 3350 02:32:53.440 --> 02:32:57.840 That was an all female reboot. Chris shop up for 3351 02:32:57.879 --> 02:33:01.040 the podcastle Evil is a Lease Stopped Talking. 3352 02:33:00.959 --> 02:33:05.000 Swings looking great, by the way, keep it up. Shovel 3353 02:33:05.639 --> 02:33:10.040 got into it shovell chevelle, uh chevelle that come. 3354 02:33:10.879 --> 02:33:14.639 His penis coup so gay. Now, I just don't know. 3355 02:33:14.639 --> 02:33:17.159 I don't understand that part his peen. I don't understand 3356 02:33:17.200 --> 02:33:21.559 that part of the song. Some google Kevin Durant google 3357 02:33:22.280 --> 02:33:24.079 historically accurate? Are the flint stones? 3358 02:33:24.239 --> 02:33:30.479 Someone googled that somewhat fucking googled that. I bet you're retarded. 3359 02:33:30.559 --> 02:33:32.879 I bet more people google that than what are tariffs? 3360 02:33:33.280 --> 02:33:34.760 Yeah, well, see, here's the thing. 3361 02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:34.959 You know. 3362 02:33:35.600 --> 02:33:37.920 Do you remember when ken Ham debated Bill Nye. 3363 02:33:38.319 --> 02:33:40.319 It was in like twenty twelve or something, was it 3364 02:33:40.399 --> 02:33:43.319 ken Hoven or remember Bill and I came back into 3365 02:33:43.360 --> 02:33:46.360 the debate every this was this was a huge event. 3366 02:33:46.600 --> 02:33:47.280 I think I remember this. 3367 02:33:47.520 --> 02:33:49.879 Ken Ham is the creationist that owns that, uh. 3368 02:33:50.000 --> 02:33:50.920 The Creations Museum. 3369 02:33:51.159 --> 02:33:53.520 Yeah, the museum where the first thing you see or 3370 02:33:53.680 --> 02:33:58.000 humans riding dinosaurs because in his stupid, fucking gay worldview 3371 02:33:58.520 --> 02:34:00.879 that the Earth's only a few thousands years old, that 3372 02:34:01.040 --> 02:34:02.920 humans and dinosaurs is discause that's the only way they 3373 02:34:02.920 --> 02:34:03.280 could in that. 3374 02:34:03.319 --> 02:34:03.879 Worldview, right. 3375 02:34:04.040 --> 02:34:05.639 You know what sucks about a lot of that is that, 3376 02:34:05.760 --> 02:34:08.680 like these are such cool ideas for worlds. Yeah, you 3377 02:34:08.719 --> 02:34:09.120 know what I mean? 3378 02:34:09.440 --> 02:34:11.120 Like, is there this a great idea for like a 3379 02:34:11.200 --> 02:34:15.079 fictional like story decency that like, oh, this is a story. 3380 02:34:15.280 --> 02:34:17.040 You know this is a story. 3381 02:34:17.040 --> 02:34:19.159 It's not real life. But these fuckers are. 3382 02:34:19.079 --> 02:34:23.000 Like no, they literally watched this like that fucking asshole. 3383 02:34:23.040 --> 02:34:26.200 They watched the flamestones are like, this is a great documentary. 3384 02:34:26.840 --> 02:34:30.920 This is the list docuseries fucking slaps. And then they 3385 02:34:31.040 --> 02:34:33.879 fucking grabbed their dog and try to use it as 3386 02:34:33.879 --> 02:34:34.879 a trash can and killed it. 3387 02:34:37.680 --> 02:34:39.840 They went and shot in a pig's mouth and it died. 3388 02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:46.239 Why isn't it working? It used to work before I saw. 3389 02:34:49.440 --> 02:34:50.959 In a pig's mouth until it dies. 3390 02:34:51.000 --> 02:34:55.159 As fucking domdiot, watching us is gonna kill everyone. 3391 02:34:58.200 --> 02:35:03.840 Fred is watching, Freda is watching? You watch it, you 3392 02:35:04.159 --> 02:35:06.239 fucking moron. Body. 3393 02:35:06.479 --> 02:35:09.360 I wonder how strong friend is. Probably isn't he like crazy? 3394 02:35:09.440 --> 02:35:13.399 Probably strong new friend. He's probably than silverbacks. 3395 02:35:15.120 --> 02:35:18.319 Fred Flintstone could slap the back off of a silver bag, 3396 02:35:18.479 --> 02:35:20.520 like think about it, think about over, just like a 3397 02:35:20.680 --> 02:35:24.079 flat backskin of an ape. He's laying on. 3398 02:35:24.200 --> 02:35:26.200 Then his car doesn't. 3399 02:35:26.120 --> 02:35:28.680 His car is probably thousands of pounds. 3400 02:35:28.559 --> 02:35:32.799 And he's he's and then it's just going and he 3401 02:35:32.879 --> 02:35:34.719 can stop it without hurting his feet. 3402 02:35:35.040 --> 02:35:36.159 Dude, Holy shit. 3403 02:35:36.280 --> 02:35:39.879 Fucking he's strong, and especially when he sits up side 3404 02:35:40.879 --> 02:35:43.040 couch and ships all over his stomach. 3405 02:35:42.840 --> 02:35:45.760 Isn't bam bam like inherently like crazy strong to for 3406 02:35:45.840 --> 02:35:48.319 a kid. So he's just like a freak, right, Yeah, 3407 02:35:48.440 --> 02:35:51.680 he's he's basically the strongest human alive. 3408 02:35:52.360 --> 02:35:54.799 But still is that like. 3409 02:35:56.559 --> 02:35:59.000 Which would mean if he if he's that much wronger 3410 02:35:59.040 --> 02:36:01.319 than like say all of them on average when he 3411 02:36:01.360 --> 02:36:03.239 gets on the dogs to be terrified. But yeah, what 3412 02:36:04.639 --> 02:36:06.760 what quantifying his strength is crazy? 3413 02:36:06.799 --> 02:36:07.479 I don't think you can. 3414 02:36:07.840 --> 02:36:09.799 He gets like Superman when they try to quantify strength, 3415 02:36:09.840 --> 02:36:11.159 you can, yeah, And then he was like, oh yeah, 3416 02:36:11.200 --> 02:36:12.079 you just I can just lift it. 3417 02:36:12.120 --> 02:36:14.520 And it's like, oh, like what, there's no. 3418 02:36:14.559 --> 02:36:17.200 Point, you're just really strong. At a herd point, you 3419 02:36:17.239 --> 02:36:17.879 stop measuring. 3420 02:36:18.040 --> 02:36:19.680 Yeah, you're just strong. That's it. 3421 02:36:19.799 --> 02:36:22.719 Like you could like being able to lift ten thousand 3422 02:36:22.799 --> 02:36:26.559 pounds and forty five thousand pounds doesn't really matter. You're 3423 02:36:26.920 --> 02:36:27.879 just really strong. 3424 02:36:28.440 --> 02:36:31.360 That's after. That's that's a threshold where it's like all right, cool. 3425 02:36:31.719 --> 02:36:35.879 It's kind of like how like like like five eleven 3426 02:36:36.040 --> 02:36:39.639 isn't tall, but it's not short either, it's like once. 3427 02:36:39.520 --> 02:36:40.799 You get past six feet, it's like it doesn't matter 3428 02:36:40.840 --> 02:36:41.360 how tall you are. 3429 02:36:41.239 --> 02:36:41.639 You just tall. 3430 02:36:41.799 --> 02:36:43.079 You're just like you're just a tall person. 3431 02:36:43.520 --> 02:36:46.159 Yeah, he's like he's like, like who's strong with thorwhok? 3432 02:36:46.239 --> 02:36:49.079 Like I don't know, they could both kill me. It's yeah, yeah, 3433 02:36:49.600 --> 02:36:51.520 levels of power. We don't need a manor anymore. 3434 02:36:52.239 --> 02:36:55.639 Where were we Like Dave Ruben or Dave Ruben they're 3435 02:36:55.639 --> 02:37:01.799 both fucking gay, that is, I forgot about that. 3436 02:37:02.879 --> 02:37:03.319 I don't know I. 3437 02:37:03.399 --> 02:37:07.239 Remember doctor Man love or how I learned to. 3438 02:37:07.879 --> 02:37:11.239 I gotta go. I gotta to stop worrying and love 3439 02:37:11.319 --> 02:37:11.680 the cock. 3440 02:37:12.280 --> 02:37:15.799 Fuck you. I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants, 3441 02:37:16.559 --> 02:37:20.959 help you only come sand Forever face Unstoppable. You should 3442 02:37:21.040 --> 02:37:26.440 have callin, say Mega Man on Sacred Symbols, Cardboard underscore pie. 3443 02:37:28.079 --> 02:37:29.879 I think we talked about like I think we talked 3444 02:37:29.920 --> 02:37:33.639 about a Mega Man bootleg called Moga Mon. 3445 02:37:36.360 --> 02:37:42.920 Super Fighting robotmgermn. 3446 02:37:41.760 --> 02:37:46.360 MegaR Man like that. It's it's the newest pocket monster craze. 3447 02:37:46.479 --> 02:37:48.280 It's Megamon Megamon. 3448 02:37:49.239 --> 02:37:50.000 I'm sure they're at this. 3449 02:37:50.200 --> 02:37:51.399 Like the swap means if you go to like a 3450 02:37:51.399 --> 02:37:54.239 swap means Santa fe springs or whatever. Yeah, the megamon 3451 02:37:54.360 --> 02:37:56.840 is there, like one of those package lineus and store 3452 02:37:56.879 --> 02:37:58.959 fucking things they got them. 3453 02:37:59.000 --> 02:38:01.399 Do you actually swap me eat at those places? When 3454 02:38:01.440 --> 02:38:03.120 I was a kid, I thought that's what it literally 3455 02:38:03.239 --> 02:38:07.959 was it. I was like, swamp. I'm actually sorry I 3456 02:38:08.040 --> 02:38:09.920 didn't hear swap swamp. 3457 02:38:11.159 --> 02:38:15.120 I pictured like these booths that had like green water 3458 02:38:15.239 --> 02:38:17.079 and there's like crocodile. 3459 02:38:16.719 --> 02:38:18.639 Meat, this creature for the Black Lagoon. 3460 02:38:18.799 --> 02:38:21.600 Yeah, essentially, and I was like, oh, swap swap me 3461 02:38:22.000 --> 02:38:23.920 get it. I was just like, well, why what was 3462 02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:26.760 wrong with slea market? It was a perfectly take your 3463 02:38:26.840 --> 02:38:28.120 dick off and give it to somebody else and to 3464 02:38:28.200 --> 02:38:28.920 give you back their dick. 3465 02:38:29.399 --> 02:38:33.760 That's the swap trade. That's a neat trade, neat exchange. 3466 02:38:33.840 --> 02:38:35.639 And then somebody's gonna get the short end of the stick. 3467 02:38:35.680 --> 02:38:39.239 Man Like, that's like literally, let's go bad. That's a 3468 02:38:39.319 --> 02:38:42.239 bad deal for a lot of people. No, I'm not 3469 02:38:42.280 --> 02:38:42.879 gonna make that joke. 3470 02:38:43.280 --> 02:38:47.600 Bumbafutters, Jogo, Dipship, the Ace of Parades, Gaping Urethra. I 3471 02:38:47.680 --> 02:38:51.000 can't believe we're getting segregation before g T. 3472 02:38:51.040 --> 02:38:54.719 A six Yeah for facts and everybody's getting a reboot. 3473 02:38:55.000 --> 02:38:57.440 Yeah, head on down to snark tank dot Chop to 3474 02:38:57.440 --> 02:38:59.879 pick up your new scumbag cum rags the best way 3475 02:38:59.920 --> 02:39:04.120 to pick to wipe up that gross ship cloaking fagger. 3476 02:39:06.360 --> 02:39:10.879 I never said that walking through the street sipping seamen 3477 02:39:10.959 --> 02:39:15.200 and walking through the street sip and seeming. 3478 02:39:15.360 --> 02:39:19.159 Like a gin and juice. I know, I'm yeah. 3479 02:39:19.200 --> 02:39:21.760 I don't know why I didn't put that part afterwards, 3480 02:39:21.840 --> 02:39:24.000 but I know I'm feeding sucker. 3481 02:39:24.040 --> 02:39:26.600 Penis a bottle fucking dude, okay, uh. 3482 02:39:28.200 --> 02:39:31.159 Shitting like. I like how this guy is the he 3483 02:39:31.159 --> 02:39:34.840 has the nigga swinging. There's the picture she in a 3484 02:39:34.920 --> 02:39:38.079 gatorade bottle. Oh, I ordered some uh some samples for 3485 02:39:38.520 --> 02:39:46.079 that stupid demon swings. Keeping my dick to hate funk. Oh, 3486 02:39:46.159 --> 02:39:49.040 my god, keeping my dick to hate. Fuck the life 3487 02:39:49.120 --> 02:39:51.959 out of Elon Musk. I like that auxiliary enjoy or 3488 02:39:52.040 --> 02:39:56.479 smitch of the kid Jesse Lee Peterson sings Hakuna matata. 3489 02:39:57.360 --> 02:40:02.719 She picking on my pipka ITCHI monk Cusca posts clarity nut. 3490 02:40:03.399 --> 02:40:07.879 I love that scrow to the ballbarian he he hunts cock. 3491 02:40:08.440 --> 02:40:12.319 Of course, of course star coffee, deporting my come to 3492 02:40:12.399 --> 02:40:14.879 the unconscious ice agent's face. 3493 02:40:17.159 --> 02:40:18.600 You're just gonna come on an ice. 3494 02:40:20.959 --> 02:40:21.360 On his face. 3495 02:40:24.159 --> 02:40:31.680 I've been gay since cock Oneishuh. Brian stepped forward to, oh, oh, 3496 02:40:31.799 --> 02:40:33.360 this is supposed to be for you. I think you 3497 02:40:33.360 --> 02:40:35.879 already read this, so I can do whatever. Brian stepped 3498 02:40:35.879 --> 02:40:36.399 forward out. 3499 02:40:36.600 --> 02:40:40.239 Brian stepped forward valiantly. Go I'll distract him. 3500 02:40:40.559 --> 02:40:46.360 Brian, No, just go it was I damn, I'm bad 3501 02:40:46.399 --> 02:40:48.879 at this. It's what I owe you after everything you 3502 02:40:49.000 --> 02:40:50.760 did for me. I hope he can cut that up 3503 02:40:50.799 --> 02:40:54.760 and use it and uh in something Crave Canadian appears. 3504 02:40:54.920 --> 02:40:57.440 My superiority has led to some controversy. It's your boy, 3505 02:40:57.520 --> 02:41:02.440 Sweeney th major minority. I put some semen in his champagne. 3506 02:41:05.879 --> 02:41:08.760 I put some semen in his champagne. He ain't even 3507 02:41:08.879 --> 02:41:11.360 know it. I took him back home and I sucked 3508 02:41:11.440 --> 02:41:15.159 that he ain't even know it. I love that by 3509 02:41:15.600 --> 02:41:16.360 Dick Toss. 3510 02:41:23.079 --> 02:41:26.120 I love that song so much. That beat his fire. 3511 02:41:26.239 --> 02:41:27.760 That beat on that song is hypnotic. 3512 02:41:27.879 --> 02:41:30.920 Look, man, I just followed a page on Instagram called 3513 02:41:31.000 --> 02:41:34.399 out of Pocket Bars. I saw you liked it. I 3514 02:41:34.559 --> 02:41:35.200 saw you liked it. 3515 02:41:35.280 --> 02:41:38.120 I liked it, dude, great page. 3516 02:41:38.479 --> 02:41:40.559 Don't forget to go to patreon dot com. Slash the 3517 02:41:40.600 --> 02:41:42.440 snark tank and donate. 3518 02:41:45.000 --> 02:41:47.719 I'm still being tricked by that a little bit, like 3519 02:41:48.000 --> 02:41:49.799 you're doing it and I'm like, oh yeah. But then 3520 02:41:49.799 --> 02:41:54.319 I'm like like, that's weird. That's a weird, like Pavlovian 3521 02:41:54.399 --> 02:41:56.479 kind of like yeah, I'm like, oh yeah, go ahead. 3522 02:41:56.479 --> 02:41:58.799 And I took a home and I joy joyed that. 3523 02:41:59.200 --> 02:42:03.799 What the fuck? Dude? How you how you can't you 3524 02:42:03.840 --> 02:42:05.360 can get away? You could, man, he used to be 3525 02:42:05.479 --> 02:42:07.440 to get it with anything. 3526 02:42:07.760 --> 02:42:09.479 As long as you don't let yourself get caught with 3527 02:42:09.559 --> 02:42:11.840 some of the ear drugged and raped a girl. 3528 02:42:13.879 --> 02:42:16.479 That's basically the bars. That's like, I took it home 3529 02:42:16.559 --> 02:42:17.920 and I enjoyed that. 3530 02:42:18.799 --> 02:42:20.280 That is no weight. 3531 02:42:20.440 --> 02:42:20.840 Who is this. 3532 02:42:22.600 --> 02:42:22.760 Dick? 3533 02:42:22.879 --> 02:42:24.639 Talks like he was at Trump's rally too. 3534 02:42:24.680 --> 02:42:27.479 Of course he was, he was, well, of course, I 3535 02:42:27.559 --> 02:42:30.879 guess that makes that track that does that is the 3536 02:42:30.920 --> 02:42:32.520 songs Trump is probably planning. 3537 02:42:33.639 --> 02:42:34.559 She didn't even know it. 3538 02:42:35.559 --> 02:42:36.440 Take a home and yeah. 3539 02:42:36.440 --> 02:42:38.079 I mean he is an adjudicated rapist. 3540 02:42:38.680 --> 02:42:42.200 Literally is he is in adjudicated rape. 3541 02:42:42.239 --> 02:42:45.760 The crime is the condition and the crime with the conviction. 3542 02:42:46.040 --> 02:42:49.799 It's insane that they said that the the conviction is 3543 02:42:49.959 --> 02:42:53.920 enough punishment. It's like he's that's disgusting. God, I just 3544 02:42:54.040 --> 02:42:56.000 want to I just want power to turt. 3545 02:42:56.440 --> 02:42:59.559 Yes, yes, mister president, go go gadget rape. 3546 02:43:03.319 --> 02:43:03.520 Dick. 3547 02:43:03.719 --> 02:43:08.280 Just it's really fin, it's really thind. 3548 02:43:08.520 --> 02:43:09.360 It's like a slim gym. 3549 02:43:09.639 --> 02:43:12.120 And that day his bit grew three sizes. 3550 02:43:12.959 --> 02:43:16.040 Oh that fucking dude, his baby dick and that spray tanned. 3551 02:43:16.159 --> 02:43:20.959 Fucking I think it is because like that, you would 3552 02:43:20.959 --> 02:43:22.840 have seen more about it. I think I think that's 3553 02:43:22.879 --> 02:43:26.680 why it is real, because that did totally sound like Israel. 3554 02:43:26.760 --> 02:43:30.879 I think it is real if you say that fast 3555 02:43:30.920 --> 02:43:32.719 and it sounds like Israel. I think it is real 3556 02:43:32.760 --> 02:43:35.319 because the amount of people that swept for it in 3557 02:43:35.399 --> 02:43:38.680 the media. I think it is a real image because 3558 02:43:39.280 --> 02:43:41.159 if it was fake, I think a lot of people 3559 02:43:41.159 --> 02:43:43.319 would just be laughing about it and it would be shared. 3560 02:43:43.360 --> 02:43:45.200 And a lot of even the larger platforms that even 3561 02:43:45.200 --> 02:43:47.040 hate them, they didn't even touch I. 3562 02:43:47.079 --> 02:43:47.639 Didn't notice that. 3563 02:43:47.719 --> 02:43:49.840 People didn't even they they didn't even mention them. 3564 02:43:49.719 --> 02:43:51.000 Almost talking about tweeted about it. 3565 02:43:51.040 --> 02:43:52.840 They didn't talk about about They didn't talk about when 3566 02:43:52.879 --> 02:43:56.120 it first got on earth, like during his present the campaign, 3567 02:43:56.159 --> 02:43:58.479 the back in twenty sixteen, and then now. 3568 02:43:58.399 --> 02:43:59.760 They didn't talk about the shit either. I was like, 3569 02:44:00.040 --> 02:44:00.719 that's a real image. 3570 02:44:01.079 --> 02:44:01.879 There's nothing about it. 3571 02:44:02.000 --> 02:44:04.239 It completely the shape of his body looks like I 3572 02:44:04.319 --> 02:44:07.920 was like, that looks that is a real that's not guesswork. 3573 02:44:08.280 --> 02:44:11.360 That's a real depiction of his body. That it's the 3574 02:44:11.399 --> 02:44:13.840 smallness of his penis makes a lot of sense to 3575 02:44:13.920 --> 02:44:16.200 the way that he behaves. He was mad when people 3576 02:44:16.200 --> 02:44:19.000 say they had small hands because they're like implying it 3577 02:44:19.079 --> 02:44:21.000 a small dick, And he got really mad about who 3578 02:44:21.079 --> 02:44:23.079 fuck's mad about that? Unless you have a small ass dick, 3579 02:44:23.959 --> 02:44:26.159 I don't give a fuck. Like, my hands aren't that big, 3580 02:44:26.399 --> 02:44:28.360 but my dick's not small, so I don't care. 3581 02:44:28.879 --> 02:44:33.959 Like my dick is really really really small, but super fat. Yeah, 3582 02:44:34.000 --> 02:44:35.520 it's like a it's like a cheese wheel. 3583 02:44:41.239 --> 02:44:42.000 Your dick goes like. 3584 02:44:45.159 --> 02:44:47.600 You try to fit this bitch over your dick, you know, 3585 02:44:47.719 --> 02:44:49.000 you like try, you like stretch out. 3586 02:44:51.319 --> 02:44:52.920 I need I need turbo condry. 3587 02:44:54.000 --> 02:44:56.440 Yeah, uh what did I get? 3588 02:44:56.680 --> 02:45:00.440 Oh? Yeah, dick toss servers Agent two for us four. 3589 02:45:01.120 --> 02:45:05.120 Bucked up shit presents terratoma, a type of tumor that 3590 02:45:05.520 --> 02:45:07.959 grows teeth, hair, and ibils. Yes, I've seen that many times. 3591 02:45:07.959 --> 02:45:23.600 As Britta grows. I'm sorry, I can't I can't see okay, 3592 02:45:23.600 --> 02:45:24.040 where was I? 3593 02:45:24.559 --> 02:45:24.680 Uh? 3594 02:45:25.000 --> 02:45:28.280 And rounding it out our list as always king of 3595 02:45:28.319 --> 02:45:30.680 pap hazard ha ha ha. Three x O letting Chris 3596 02:45:30.840 --> 02:45:35.239 know he is an x I can't read this word 3597 02:45:35.280 --> 02:45:38.120 out exists existentialists? Wow? 3598 02:45:38.280 --> 02:45:38.479 Why? 3599 02:45:38.719 --> 02:45:38.959 Wow? 3600 02:45:39.200 --> 02:45:41.559 What's happening? Three x O letting Chris know he's an 3601 02:45:41.600 --> 02:45:44.440 existentialist and not an nihilist. Okay, there you go. It's 3602 02:45:44.440 --> 02:45:47.319 okay to punch Nazis it Yeah, I mean it was 3603 02:45:47.399 --> 02:45:48.799 never not okay. We did talk about that. 3604 02:45:48.879 --> 02:45:50.360 It was never not okay. But now I feel like 3605 02:45:50.440 --> 02:45:53.639 it's more than ever who cares about civility, who cares 3606 02:45:53.680 --> 02:45:57.000 about protecting people who were falsely accused me Nazis? Who 3607 02:45:57.079 --> 02:46:00.959 cares about a political strategy? None of that shit matters anymore. Yeah, 3608 02:46:01.079 --> 02:46:05.239 just just punch him, Punch anyone that you even remotely suspended. 3609 02:46:09.159 --> 02:46:12.920 That dog, that stray dog that like wanders around your neighborhood, 3610 02:46:13.040 --> 02:46:15.319 he's got a bad look about him. Punch him. That 3611 02:46:15.479 --> 02:46:16.200 cat that has. 3612 02:46:18.120 --> 02:46:19.200 There's so many of them. 3613 02:46:19.920 --> 02:46:22.399 It's just like it's just how it's just how they You. 3614 02:46:22.440 --> 02:46:25.840 Think they bred that cat, especially like you know, I. 3615 02:46:25.879 --> 02:46:29.399 Think I think I think they probably just have mustaches. Honestly, 3616 02:46:29.600 --> 02:46:31.559 it's a real that's the nature's mustache. 3617 02:46:31.719 --> 02:46:33.680 Yeah, it was like, I like this vibe. 3618 02:46:34.319 --> 02:46:35.520 I like your style. 3619 02:46:36.719 --> 02:46:40.000 Brings the cats over here, brings the cat That's how 3620 02:46:40.040 --> 02:46:41.760 I may copy his face. 3621 02:46:43.079 --> 02:46:45.319 Sermon stroke and smoking, joking and moon going like this. 3622 02:46:45.879 --> 02:46:48.440 Has Derek ever checked out? Vinlin Saga? Great anime, especially 3623 02:46:48.479 --> 02:46:49.319 season two? It's crazy. 3624 02:46:50.159 --> 02:46:52.879 So I've had that in my my wishless or my 3625 02:46:53.200 --> 02:46:54.239 Wow it's very loud. 3626 02:46:54.680 --> 02:46:54.840 Oh. 3627 02:46:55.680 --> 02:46:57.360 I had that in my list on Netflix for quite 3628 02:46:57.399 --> 02:47:00.680 some time, and then Jojo started watching it and pretty 3629 02:47:00.760 --> 02:47:04.399 much spoiled all of them. You know, like I'm because 3630 02:47:04.520 --> 02:47:09.360 like it's funny because I need to submit for her 3631 02:47:09.520 --> 02:47:12.280 ten year green card. I'm gonna smit for it on Thursday, 3632 02:47:12.319 --> 02:47:14.319 and I was just thinking of, like, I feel like 3633 02:47:14.639 --> 02:47:18.000 something what if what if I don't? I just feel 3634 02:47:18.040 --> 02:47:24.399 like hilariously in a in a what's the uh Kirby 3635 02:47:24.559 --> 02:47:30.120 enthusiasm way? Because of the government efficiency right now, something. 3636 02:47:29.879 --> 02:47:32.360 Stupid is gonna happen. Yeah, probably like they're not. 3637 02:47:32.399 --> 02:47:34.399 Gonna even receive it because nobody's gonna be there working 3638 02:47:34.520 --> 02:47:36.440 or some ship. And then and then they just literally 3639 02:47:36.520 --> 02:47:38.000 deport her by treble Shanger. 3640 02:47:38.120 --> 02:47:39.639 You go in there, you're gonna walk through a scanner. 3641 02:47:39.639 --> 02:47:41.200 It's gonna be and they're gonna go like, sorry, we 3642 02:47:41.239 --> 02:47:43.479 can't serve you. You're not you're not a peer of heart, 3643 02:47:43.840 --> 02:47:47.120 you're not pure of in quotations heart. Yeah. 3644 02:47:49.280 --> 02:47:52.479 Uh but yeah, I'll watch Viglains on Villains song, even though, 3645 02:47:52.520 --> 02:47:54.520 like I've seen a lot of it in my periphery 3646 02:47:54.760 --> 02:47:58.680 now it's always nice. Lily forcing her dad to kill 3647 02:47:58.680 --> 02:48:02.920 a baby raccoon is literally sociopath behavior. Agreed, Obi wance 3648 02:48:02.959 --> 02:48:04.840 you blow me. I we're almost done because I read 3649 02:48:04.840 --> 02:48:05.840 a lot of the last page. 3650 02:48:07.280 --> 02:48:10.319 Where did I wait? Slave swings peen? I remember doing that? 3651 02:48:11.120 --> 02:48:11.319 I did? 3652 02:48:11.719 --> 02:48:13.559 Then I stopped at Gage six yeah. 3653 02:48:15.799 --> 02:48:17.680 Or donk Donkerson Yeah yeah. 3654 02:48:18.000 --> 02:48:20.200 And do you ever hear the weekend song about being 3655 02:48:20.239 --> 02:48:23.479 a virgin that he wrote for American dad Gage six 3656 02:48:23.760 --> 02:48:29.200 mad me the bring me three guys? Then I think 3657 02:48:29.600 --> 02:48:32.120 it should be th h Eton would make it more 3658 02:48:32.159 --> 02:48:34.840 sinse than then like say a rather kind of a yeah, 3659 02:48:36.239 --> 02:48:38.719 so you can throw me through the woods tomorrow watch 3660 02:48:38.799 --> 02:48:40.239 me come back drinking. 3661 02:48:40.440 --> 02:48:41.600 I don't I don't know. 3662 02:48:42.040 --> 02:48:43.559 I don't have time to think about what song it 3663 02:48:43.680 --> 02:48:48.639 is peepe. How did twitch think that ads that mute 3664 02:48:48.680 --> 02:48:52.079 the stream could possibly be a good idea? Yeah, that's hilarious. 3665 02:48:52.760 --> 02:48:55.719 Fuck the chiefs, Hey my dad, Yeah, yeah, fuck them. 3666 02:48:56.399 --> 02:48:59.760 Hey my dad used to punish me by publicly embarrassing 3667 02:48:59.840 --> 02:49:04.159 me with tarch speak to maybe fishy making my daily 3668 02:49:04.239 --> 02:49:07.319 deposit in the cum drawer. Oh wow, Sweety is a 3669 02:49:07.559 --> 02:49:11.440 sweet and beautiful angel. John Strickland Merks, eighteen eighty nine. 3670 02:49:11.879 --> 02:49:17.719 Chris going Papapa between names because it's the rude Sam Storm. 3671 02:49:18.200 --> 02:49:19.040 Had so stupid. 3672 02:49:26.079 --> 02:49:27.520 That song was so hype when I first heard it, 3673 02:49:27.559 --> 02:49:30.079 when I was like, I was like, this song is 3674 02:49:30.120 --> 02:49:31.239 the best song probably ever. 3675 02:49:31.399 --> 02:49:32.799 I heard that for the first time at awake? 3676 02:49:33.959 --> 02:49:37.360 Whoa you did it? Did they wake up? People are 3677 02:49:37.360 --> 02:49:43.559 all sad and ship and then the people just did 3678 02:49:43.600 --> 02:49:47.559 you have awake in a stadium? I don't understand what happened. 3679 02:49:47.639 --> 02:49:49.799 You're lying, pussy. No, I swear to you. 3680 02:49:51.200 --> 02:49:53.200 I meant I'm sorry. I meant I've heard it when 3681 02:49:53.239 --> 02:49:55.079 I was, when I was, when you were away. 3682 02:49:55.159 --> 02:49:59.399 Oh excuse me, you're mad, fucking stupid. 3683 02:50:00.000 --> 02:50:02.159 I think say you're mad funny, and I agree that 3684 02:50:02.280 --> 02:50:06.639 was a great funny joke. I think he's dying. 3685 02:50:06.799 --> 02:50:11.399 I think we're actually watching him slowly. It's bothering me. Actually, 3686 02:50:11.399 --> 02:50:12.120 I don't agree. 3687 02:50:12.360 --> 02:50:17.799 You're fucking sandwiches right there. Just go ahead, there, we 3688 02:50:18.000 --> 02:50:23.280 are finish it, you haven't. I love that deliver with him. 3689 02:50:24.520 --> 02:50:26.440 I think they fucked. I think he's definitely. I think 3690 02:50:26.719 --> 02:50:28.079 I think he took her rome and enjoyed that. 3691 02:50:28.200 --> 02:50:29.719 He did not fucking she. 3692 02:50:32.319 --> 02:50:35.559 Hey, you fucking cyber pumpkin, Molly. 3693 02:50:37.600 --> 02:50:42.639 That fucking got her all fucking goofy as fucking. 3694 02:50:42.360 --> 02:50:43.000 Then he got her. 3695 02:50:43.200 --> 02:50:44.559 Goofy got her. 3696 02:50:46.120 --> 02:50:47.079 She didn't even know it. 3697 02:50:47.440 --> 02:50:49.559 He was plowing it. Put the mask on her. 3698 02:50:50.719 --> 02:50:52.760 Manjied that sh. 3699 02:50:54.159 --> 02:50:54.680 He blows up. 3700 02:50:54.680 --> 02:50:56.520 He blows up the wall, and he goes like, I'm sorry. 3701 02:50:56.559 --> 02:50:58.319 I thought I thought it was a bath bomb. It 3702 02:50:58.399 --> 02:51:04.920 was a gift. It's so stupid, my bad man, sorry 3703 02:51:05.000 --> 02:51:06.520 for fucking exploding. 3704 02:51:06.680 --> 02:51:14.280 Your my bad to do something something crazy like that. 3705 02:51:15.079 --> 02:51:17.280 They take an ignorant decision like, oh, my bad, I 3706 02:51:17.399 --> 02:51:20.079 broke your fucking couch by doing a backhands bring into it. 3707 02:51:20.280 --> 02:51:22.639 Oh yeah, one of your family members did something like that. Right, 3708 02:51:23.600 --> 02:51:24.600 he's just a dumb kid. 3709 02:51:24.719 --> 02:51:28.040 Yeah, that's awesome. You've got a famously weak couch though, Like, 3710 02:51:28.040 --> 02:51:29.360 I don't understand that couch man. 3711 02:51:29.600 --> 02:51:30.680 That's only one that that happened to. 3712 02:51:31.200 --> 02:51:33.600 I've never seen a couch fall apart like that in 3713 02:51:33.680 --> 02:51:34.040 my life. 3714 02:51:34.200 --> 02:51:36.360 Did you Did you test the other ones that way? Yeah? 3715 02:51:37.360 --> 02:51:39.719 You test the you you actually tested the durability of 3716 02:51:39.760 --> 02:51:41.840 your couches with like backflips and with the other ones 3717 02:51:44.280 --> 02:51:48.559 jump up to it in my huge ask, dude breaks 3718 02:51:48.639 --> 02:51:51.920 it and it gets snabbed, and I'm like, oh. 3719 02:51:52.120 --> 02:51:54.639 You're so bad, piece of ship couch. 3720 02:51:55.760 --> 02:51:57.600 Couch literally get a cartizer. 3721 02:51:57.719 --> 02:52:04.479 We gotta make I love that idea of you genuinely 3722 02:52:04.520 --> 02:52:05.719 trying to like, we gotta do it. 3723 02:52:06.079 --> 02:52:07.399 We have to make sure we can't. 3724 02:52:07.479 --> 02:52:10.239 This thing is gonna last. And so you do backflips 3725 02:52:10.280 --> 02:52:14.600 and ship onto it in the fucking raymore flannagain, you just. 3726 02:52:14.760 --> 02:52:16.520 Run off something, you get like a run up and 3727 02:52:16.680 --> 02:52:18.680 you just do like a fucking flip on it and 3728 02:52:18.840 --> 02:52:20.639 you're on the You break it so. 3729 02:52:20.760 --> 02:52:24.120 Bad that you hit the face plant for sure, and 3730 02:52:24.239 --> 02:52:24.920 you're mad. 3731 02:52:25.200 --> 02:52:27.000 This fucking bullshit. 3732 02:52:26.639 --> 02:52:29.440 Counch is flat like a fucking animals. 3733 02:52:30.120 --> 02:52:32.719 Wow, it could even handle me dropping a car onto it. 3734 02:52:33.479 --> 02:52:38.639 We call customer serves lawyer here for my lawyer and 3735 02:52:38.799 --> 02:52:39.879 my assassin. 3736 02:52:39.559 --> 02:52:40.959 And my assassin. 3737 02:52:42.040 --> 02:52:44.879 Okay, okay, the first turn to keep David naming, he 3738 02:52:45.159 --> 02:52:46.239 gives you gear for a second. 3739 02:52:53.159 --> 02:52:56.239 Bro, I mean she got the hips, bro, yeah's gorgeous. 3740 02:52:56.280 --> 02:53:00.319 Still she's got the Grammys. Yeah, gorgeous. I can't believe it. 3741 02:53:00.360 --> 02:53:04.479 Shok curada shook cuta. Oh pussy would come and fuck 3742 02:53:04.559 --> 02:53:07.760 me like that? Hold you make my penis go mad, 3743 02:53:08.680 --> 02:53:09.159 my penis. 3744 02:53:09.200 --> 02:53:11.719 It's like jaalo jalas looks good, dude, Jayla looks starting 3745 02:53:11.719 --> 02:53:14.840 to look old now though she looks older because. 3746 02:53:14.920 --> 02:53:17.079 Just farmer hands. That is true. 3747 02:53:17.159 --> 02:53:17.760 That is true. 3748 02:53:18.200 --> 02:53:22.000 She does, actually she does, but she I think because 3749 02:53:22.040 --> 02:53:23.600 you look good. Until I think she broke up with 3750 02:53:23.639 --> 02:53:25.639 Ben again. I think that destroyed her and farmer feet 3751 02:53:25.719 --> 02:53:27.959 and a farmer face and a farmer's stomach and a 3752 02:53:28.000 --> 02:53:29.959 farmer just let's. 3753 02:53:32.879 --> 02:53:34.159 I don't want to be here anymore. 3754 02:53:34.200 --> 02:53:37.239 Do you know that she's a farmer? Don't line come 3755 02:53:37.319 --> 02:53:38.479 and suck my spell? 3756 02:53:39.319 --> 02:53:41.920 Spanish Spanish? 3757 02:53:42.440 --> 02:53:45.719 What else does she do? What is the song champlough whatever? Whatever? 3758 02:53:47.239 --> 02:53:55.120 I'm Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish. 3759 02:53:59.079 --> 02:54:00.479 And Spanish, right, I don't. 3760 02:54:00.280 --> 02:54:03.920 Think she's Spanish, And but everyone thinks she's Columbian, she living, 3761 02:54:05.520 --> 02:54:08.399 she's I think it's something like that. She might be 3762 02:54:09.200 --> 02:54:11.959 ethnically Spanish and then a Columbian nation of Japanese. 3763 02:54:12.719 --> 02:54:13.520 I think that's real. 3764 02:54:13.639 --> 02:54:14.000 That's real. 3765 02:54:15.040 --> 02:54:19.479 She's from she's from the uh uh the period. 3766 02:54:20.319 --> 02:54:25.239 Oh yeah, she's she's one hundreds of years old and 3767 02:54:25.520 --> 02:54:27.120 served with the noble Naga. 3768 02:54:30.799 --> 02:54:32.520 No, that's are you talking about? 3769 02:54:35.000 --> 02:54:40.479 I mean literally was first first Keith David naming a 3770 02:54:40.600 --> 02:54:42.920 child Norman Jean strictly because of the band. 3771 02:54:43.360 --> 02:54:43.719 You should. 3772 02:54:43.799 --> 02:54:45.840 Actually, that's why I like that, Norman Gen. The band 3773 02:54:45.920 --> 02:54:46.639 made me like that name. 3774 02:54:46.719 --> 02:54:50.479 Norman Jean, a surgeon I work with got fired for 3775 02:54:50.600 --> 02:54:53.399 listening to Pizza Time episode I recommended to him. 3776 02:54:53.479 --> 02:54:55.520 No, dang, that's crazy. 3777 02:54:56.920 --> 02:55:00.000 Sorry, I thought somebody, is that what you read before? 3778 02:55:00.079 --> 02:55:00.200 Were? 3779 02:55:00.319 --> 02:55:02.159 I thought we was a question? 3780 02:55:02.440 --> 02:55:03.680 The question was a question. 3781 02:55:04.159 --> 02:55:07.120 So this person's bullshitting, that'd be crazy, and if they 3782 02:55:07.200 --> 02:55:09.440 did that then that'd be awesome. Yeah, it's kind of 3783 02:55:09.479 --> 02:55:12.920 that's it's great. Okay, we're almost done one of these days. 3784 02:55:13.079 --> 02:55:16.719 Bang zoom out. You're Colon pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. 3785 02:55:17.120 --> 02:55:18.559 Who do you think you are? 3786 02:55:18.760 --> 02:55:23.719 I am? I am that? Foo Foo, asked Lamb shit. 3787 02:55:23.799 --> 02:55:27.040 Oh my god, I forgot about that foo food lamb shit. 3788 02:55:27.159 --> 02:55:32.079 I wited I busted cap and you fitted do you 3789 02:55:32.079 --> 02:55:32.840 remember that fucking as? 3790 02:55:33.040 --> 02:55:33.799 Do you remember that guy? 3791 02:55:34.280 --> 02:55:39.079 That guy does gave bro on my timeline? There was 3792 02:55:39.600 --> 02:55:43.600 this point yeah, him getting busted on and I was upset. 3793 02:55:45.479 --> 02:55:48.959 I was like, I didn't know that guy did Now 3794 02:55:49.040 --> 02:55:50.559 I know way to find out it is. 3795 02:55:52.040 --> 02:55:55.879 Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was hopefully. 3796 02:55:55.600 --> 02:55:56.360 It's probably al? 3797 02:55:56.879 --> 02:55:57.079 Yeah? 3798 02:55:57.399 --> 02:55:57.719 Probably. 3799 02:55:59.280 --> 02:55:59.479 Yeah. 3800 02:56:08.799 --> 02:56:10.639 My dad went to school with Tears for Fears and 3801 02:56:10.760 --> 02:56:14.559 they told me they were known as those queers. Yeah 3802 02:56:14.639 --> 02:56:20.840 that makes sense. Did you for Fears do the shout song? 3803 02:56:20.959 --> 02:56:21.159 Yeah? 3804 02:56:21.360 --> 02:56:28.559 Yeah, yeh in come Me times, Cauz Kazuhira. 3805 02:56:29.360 --> 02:56:31.920 Is that you say that the Rascal Pain Hurricane Miller, 3806 02:56:32.319 --> 02:56:35.680 Texas Tater Salad shot Young Sheldon. Joh, that'd be cool. 3807 02:56:36.120 --> 02:56:42.159 Spy kids, George Lopez, it's your guest. Screen Ziggi fifty 3808 02:56:42.280 --> 02:56:44.879 eight Shades of Gay Marcus Maria's Colan fell out. 3809 02:56:44.920 --> 02:56:46.239 Man. I don't know what to do, man, I don't 3810 02:56:46.280 --> 02:56:46.639 know what to do. 3811 02:56:47.360 --> 02:56:53.520 Christopher Colone, Christopher Colonbbust, I like that Colon Bust Squidward 3812 02:56:53.639 --> 02:56:57.680 killing machine operator. Sorry, miss Jackson badly Brave Dog the 3813 02:56:57.719 --> 02:57:00.840 Baby Hunter e Theory needs help lowering his weapon, and 3814 02:57:00.920 --> 02:57:04.920 Halo three Orange Man Hunter nay from Malificous one and 3815 02:57:05.040 --> 02:57:06.719 rounding on our list. Finally, we were done with this 3816 02:57:06.799 --> 02:57:12.399 ship cake a pathazard Look at that guy huh quing 3817 02:57:12.719 --> 02:57:17.360 Combo can Combo Mega Mega day. 3818 02:57:20.120 --> 02:57:20.760 As by. 3819 02:57:22.479 --> 02:57:24.879 Later, niggas got kill 3820 02:57:27.079 --> 02:57:28.639 And that's how they Mustang feels