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Speaker 2: Chris ray God, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweety.
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Speaker 1: It's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's I don't know,
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Speaker 3: The fucking hooded creatures from fucking North.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was that was way too early.
Speaker 1: Not a minute has passed.
Speaker 4: We'd even get into the hype of it. We just
Speaker 4: just said something. You just set a slur.
Speaker 1: Okay, I absolutely.
Speaker 2: From the beginnings I have the forefront of of that
Speaker 2: will happen.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't resist, you know, because I'm just like,
Speaker 1: look at this guy.
Speaker 3: You got like one of those what are those.
Speaker 1: Hooded creatures called the Star Wars sand people?
Speaker 4: The Java?
Speaker 2: Oh, the those guys, those the Tuscan Raiders thought they
Speaker 2: are sand people.
Speaker 4: Also also pole but the Jawas.
Speaker 1: Okay, the little guys with they they walk around and
Speaker 1: and they steal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they steal and they feel.
Speaker 4: I hate that they steal. It's like, oh man, what
Speaker 4: doesn't they that is their whole m though, is that
Speaker 4: they steal?
Speaker 1: How do you know they do they steal? Or do
Speaker 1: or does their culture just not acknowledge this the concept
Speaker 1: of ownership?
Speaker 2: They still still from the get upset. Oh, I guess
Speaker 2: that there goes that.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess to us, it would obviously still be stealing, right,
Speaker 2: like say, of a culture didn't recognize killing someone as murder,
Speaker 2: you know, like you're like, oh, you murdered that guy,
Speaker 2: that that was homicide.
Speaker 3: Like but it would just be like there just be
Speaker 3: life is not sacred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly who cares?
Speaker 2: I don't care this guy, this fucking just something. Just
Speaker 2: want to slap them.
Speaker 4: You know, you should take a gun and put it
Speaker 4: in your penis and then don't turn it on.
Speaker 1: You're like the type of person that would turn on
Speaker 1: the turn on the gun. That's like it's turn on
Speaker 1: the gun is like turn on the dark, sid turn
Speaker 1: off the dark. Now, that's like one of those things
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, what is it glorious bases
Speaker 1: where he does the wrong three Yeah, like if you
Speaker 1: if you said turn on the gun in like a
Speaker 1: like like that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be fucking destroyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're an alien, like, oh you're a bitch. You're
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Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, I'm actually down because I
Speaker 2: know the vast majority of our listeners are not that
Speaker 2: like grossly stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like our listeners would would pimp our
Speaker 1: our coin out to other people from outside.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll cut you all in. We'll cut you all in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not much.
Speaker 2: You'll get something in return, but like we'll get you'll
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Speaker 3: He's always fucking late to.
Speaker 4: The you'll get like you'll get like an underwear sulked
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it does.
Speaker 2: He looks like some like like a ninja that would
Speaker 2: be late to his assassination. He does.
Speaker 1: He does look like a late untimely like like he
Speaker 1: looks like an impunctual ninja.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's think if I kill you when you're not
Speaker 2: expecting it, if I don't expect when I kill you,
Speaker 2: then you're really fucked.
Speaker 1: So let me send this out. Let me send this
Speaker 1: message rafts to the audience. I'm curious as to what
Speaker 1: people will think about this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we typically try to do the show.
Speaker 1: Around eleven o'clock in the morning, right, Typically it never
Speaker 1: is that. It's usually like eleven thirty. This time it
Speaker 1: was twelve because Kickson was Kingson was late. He had
Speaker 1: to stay late to help set up a what a
Speaker 1: bed frame?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, not even like a dungeon or something cool, like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck am I gonna do set up a
Speaker 2: dungeon in my two by two outs? Fucking you can
Speaker 2: always have that kitchen in your dungeon that you've always wanted. Stop, Bro,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe you brought that back. I escaped that.
Speaker 2: I am sad.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It lives within me.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 4: That's to make it. He was like, I can't believe
Speaker 4: you showed me.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it. I don't want to roo,
Speaker 2: I don't I want the melody to creep back into
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to remember, I promise you know how.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not going to remember.
Speaker 3: I didn't sleep at all last night.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm wired in a weird way and I
Speaker 1: had coffee. I'm fucked up right now.
Speaker 2: Kitchen in a dungeon. I swear, I swear I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bang Paul.
Speaker 4: Fool I'm not touching it.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I can't say the beginning because then
Speaker 2: they'll give it away immediately.
Speaker 1: Doesn't give it away a while, he wasn't really the orbit.
Speaker 4: You can't touch me at all. Kitchen and a dungeon.
Speaker 2: I swear I'm gonna bang Paul.
Speaker 1: Are you as Are you as less as I am?
Speaker 2: No, there's a bunch of dumb idiots that are, like,
Speaker 2: I think so hard.
Speaker 4: Their teeth are going through their notes, they're like laughing
Speaker 4: through the.
Speaker 2: Old I'll give you. I'll give you a massive hint.
Speaker 1: China. That's the best. That's a kitchen and a dungeon. China.
Speaker 2: China is the best hit, the best hint I could
Speaker 2: give you.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Nothing happened since we recorded last apparently not much. Anyway.
Speaker 3: You said you wanted to say you want a little
Speaker 3: special message.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just wanted like, I'm I'm so fucking proud,
Speaker 2: I'm so I'm so proud of those people that so
Speaker 2: so Trump is uh hanging out with you know, the
Speaker 2: ultimate war criminal bb Ne Yahoo.
Speaker 1: Right, they're both war you know, they're.
Speaker 5: You mean and you who he was hanging with? What
Speaker 5: that I remember that I absorbed that is I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna take the talk reminds me of him at that moment,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna know that is that is that I
Speaker 4: wonder what it's so bright?
Speaker 2: Yea. I saw him of the Grammys and I was like,
Speaker 2: as a fashion, I was like, I literally look like
Speaker 2: that every day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just like in a black and like black pants.
Speaker 6: I don't understand. I don't understand high fashion. I'm never
Speaker 6: gonna understand it. It's always been like eluded me. Like there's
Speaker 6: times where I see like very ornate things. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: I think that's the ornate. So I think that's the
Speaker 6: point of them being so.
Speaker 2: Like I think for them. But I also I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that will never.
Speaker 6: Not be stupid, like the idea between of it, because
Speaker 6: like some ornate ship, like like the fucking Vatican looks
Speaker 6: cool the way they dress, and that's objectively show you ornate,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: So there's like there's a medical dress. That is, it's
Speaker 1: supposed to look a certain way.
Speaker 2: I think that, yeah, and it's like it's I love it,
Speaker 2: but say, if you're gonna practical me, like a really
Speaker 2: deep down me, It's like, well, of course that's stupid
Speaker 2: and wasteful and all that shit. But the part of
Speaker 2: me that wants to live in a like whimsical fantasy world,
Speaker 2: that shit's the awesome and a fashionist I want them
Speaker 2: to keep up that ship, right, the performative stupid bullshit,
Speaker 2: And when he does that normal fucking I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: be in a black pants that you can get from
Speaker 2: Ross and a black shirt.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here
Speaker 1: at that show.
Speaker 6: I don't understand the difference in those things. I just
Speaker 6: I don't know, man. I've never been a fashion person.
Speaker 6: I have cousins who no way really just even like suits.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 6: I just don't care about like adornment. I've never been
Speaker 6: that kind of person. I like suits, but I like
Speaker 6: a good suit.
Speaker 2: I'm just like out of shape, so I don't like
Speaker 2: wearing suits because I like how I like how fitted
Speaker 2: suits look, and then if you're not in shape, they
Speaker 2: look terrible.
Speaker 3: I simply refuse to be out of shape.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you have any choice? I huh, do
Speaker 4: you have any choice to be out of shape?
Speaker 3: I think I could have.
Speaker 1: I could get out of shape. I think you think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would kill yourself where you truly out of shape?
Speaker 2: I think you would probably die.
Speaker 6: What do you mean you'd probably get like extreme, like
Speaker 6: have some sort of cardiac pile before you truly Oh, probably,
Speaker 6: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't I can actually get fat, though.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can get fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think I can get a gut maybe, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like your gut.
Speaker 4: I think you'd have to.
Speaker 6: But I think it's still like you would end up
Speaker 6: there's really bad, Like you'd end up in prison, like
Speaker 6: prison probably, but like end up at a hospital before
Speaker 6: you even develop any sort of gut.
Speaker 1: Be difficult for me to a man like I might
Speaker 1: get like a little bit pudgy in my sixties based
Speaker 1: on my parents, because their parents are not really they're
Speaker 1: not fat people at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm small with a small small person in general.
Speaker 3: My I's very small.
Speaker 6: Your dad is like not not big definitely, like I
Speaker 6: wouldn't see.
Speaker 2: I understand he's like slowed down, like you know age,
Speaker 2: and then he's not killing as many vcs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he's like like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: He lives.
Speaker 1: No, No, there's no VC new. I forgot. I forgot
Speaker 1: to intro the show. Welcome to the stark Type podcast.
Speaker 1: Over to patreon dot com. Did I do that already?
Speaker 7: Ye?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I forgot the skits.
Speaker 3: I forgot the stark Tank podcast.
Speaker 1: Go over to Patreon.
Speaker 3: Complast the snark Tank, send a dollar to him.
Speaker 1: I don't know what what's that about.
Speaker 2: Let's just let the Restless podcast be a continuous loop
Speaker 2: of introing.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, welcome to the start.
Speaker 4: I feel really.
Speaker 2: Bad of it, like, oh my god, I'm watching someone
Speaker 2: get dementia.
Speaker 1: That would be terrifying. Oh yeah, but funny too quick
Speaker 1: shout out.
Speaker 4: It was all. It was just a little quick shot.
Speaker 2: I didn't go on and on about that. I just
Speaker 2: there's there's a lot of good people in this country
Speaker 2: that are very practical and smart and really understand the.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, the complicated and intricate web of geopolitics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, vote because I don't feel like either already's dealing
Speaker 4: with the Green Party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like, oh, this guy is doing a bunch
Speaker 2: of horrible times. Well, yeah, there's that, but it's just
Speaker 2: I think at this point, it's just it's just shout
Speaker 2: out to those guys, you know, like we're at a
Speaker 2: point where none of that ship matters anymore, with the
Speaker 2: oh lesser or two evil, this, this and that and
Speaker 2: all this ship. I'm just like, brother, I love you guys.
Speaker 2: You guys make very good decisions. The guy that you
Speaker 2: some of you supported, and some of you just abstained
Speaker 2: from voting at all because of the other person. Uh,
Speaker 2: he's probably gonna wipe Palestinians off the map.
Speaker 1: So you know, choot huld.
Speaker 4: They should be raped and then thrown to the wine.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, you said it, and I'll be honest,
Speaker 2: I won't. I won't do anything about it. If that happened,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do anything.
Speaker 1: I won't even say anything. Yeah, because he said what
Speaker 1: is it? There were people who were like, uh, well,
Speaker 1: Kama was really bad on the the Israel Palestine issue,
Speaker 1: She's really bad about the Palestinians, and then uh so it's.
Speaker 3: Like fuck you.
Speaker 1: I think I think it was like I remember seeing
Speaker 1: a tweet it was like gods, I had spoken Kamala
Speaker 1: or something I remember, and now like Trump's like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take over Guz and we're gonna take if we
Speaker 1: have to, We're gonna make it. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: drop a fat man on it, and so Cyanara.
Speaker 4: But a bunch of people there here from all over
Speaker 4: all over ambassadors history doesn't work, and I'm like, it
Speaker 4: doesn't change.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, what I am seeing?
Speaker 2: So I do like that the people that were speaking
Speaker 2: like that are now not taking any responsibility at all,
Speaker 2: but also being like why.
Speaker 1: You blame me? Why are you blaming voters?
Speaker 2: You blame why the voter blame I'm like, well, because
Speaker 2: the voters are the ones that choose the people.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: So even though there's a bunch of snakes and Charlatan's
Speaker 2: in there, it's our job to keep them out.
Speaker 1: It would be like it would be like if an
Speaker 1: exten you call an exterminator, right, and they came to
Speaker 1: your house and they unleashed forty rats, right yeah, And
Speaker 1: then you're like you're pissed off at the exterminator for
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 3: You're like, why are you mad at me? Should you
Speaker 3: be mad at the rats.
Speaker 2: There are rats in here, you know that, right.
Speaker 1: There are rats in here that deserve way more immediate
Speaker 1: attention than mere rats.
Speaker 2: I think I would turn into the joker if that happened.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that scenario, I would laugh. I love
Speaker 1: that this has become I would laugh. Fah did this happen?
Speaker 1: When did the terminology of like, I will become the joker? Like?
Speaker 6: When did that become part of the like just the
Speaker 6: joker's idea of the maximum descent?
Speaker 1: I guess that really is it's your one bad day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that just sends you over the edge.
Speaker 2: It used to be going postal, but that's not there's
Speaker 2: that's not good enough.
Speaker 1: Cause well it doesn't happen anymore. People don't people don't
Speaker 1: shoot up. Uh.
Speaker 3: They graduated from the post office to the.
Speaker 1: Schools, to the schools.
Speaker 2: You know, It's like it went from adults being fed
Speaker 2: up with work and life going postal to yeah, kids
Speaker 2: young being edgy, not even fed up with life, just
Speaker 2: like I mean, I guess that blots he was kind
Speaker 2: of fed up. He said he was tired of being bullied,
Speaker 2: and then he was like, Nazis are cool. He shout
Speaker 2: out Candis OANs and blah blah blah whatever shadow canvass
Speaker 2: but blah blah subscribe to canzones at least off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was funny.
Speaker 2: I mean I got like, in hindsight that because clearly
Speaker 2: Beautie Pie didn't inspire.
Speaker 1: It's just like, how unfortunate he just has it. He
Speaker 1: just obvious to be the most popular person in the world.
Speaker 1: How fucking unfortunate is That does suck?
Speaker 3: That's why he left. I'm pretty sure that's why I was, like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to Japan.
Speaker 2: I told if I would do I would have actually
Speaker 2: did that a long time ago. I don't need I
Speaker 2: feel like there is a uh, like, there's a YouTuber
Speaker 2: who's said that he was grifting in like the metal community.
Speaker 2: He was making like metal content about bands and shit
Speaker 2: like that, and then he he allegedly said he hit
Speaker 2: his like threshold and he met his financial goals. He
Speaker 2: went on a podcast and said, yeah, I don't care
Speaker 2: about music at all, Like I don't listen to any
Speaker 2: of this ship like I just did my thing.
Speaker 4: And the thing that's weird because I'm like, I want
Speaker 4: to believe you.
Speaker 2: But also he has like so many shirts and he
Speaker 2: talks about anecdotal things, and so it's like it's the
Speaker 2: anecdotale thing true. He's he's either like like he's like
Speaker 2: perfect cell grift, like he's like so perfect at it.
Speaker 1: He's look at his hand, it is perfect.
Speaker 2: And Kril's bunching the funk out of him.
Speaker 6: He's like, I look, poor krillon Crillon's cool man. People
Speaker 6: shouldn't kill hi way too much.
Speaker 2: Even in like I finally played the story of UH
Speaker 2: Fighters Fighters, so even you know, a million year old game,
Speaker 2: and the first thing, like, so you start running into
Speaker 2: those clone people and Krilling is getting dog walked clothes
Speaker 2: like everybody else is kind of like.
Speaker 1: They're holding their own. Crillon's clones were powerful.
Speaker 6: He's fucking loan out fighting him, and it's like, how
Speaker 6: does this make sense?
Speaker 2: Weaker than my.
Speaker 3: Clone because his clone doesn't have any doubt.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing is that he's not even the
Speaker 2: weakest human. It's Yama weaker than the weakest human's histo,
Speaker 2: he's the well, I guess out of.
Speaker 1: The then why is he in Dragon Ball z idiot?
Speaker 4: He's not a Z fighter.
Speaker 2: He can't.
Speaker 3: What makes somebody a fighter?
Speaker 6: They have to be able to use key and stuff
Speaker 6: that have to be after use his key and ship
Speaker 6: he used key.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: He just can't like shoot a blast, just.
Speaker 4: Can't fly or sense energy.
Speaker 2: I feel like his bomb and smarking zero is a
Speaker 2: kind it must be.
Speaker 4: It's a kid to a bob. It's not a key bass,
Speaker 4: it's a bomb. Now it's kind of make bombs.
Speaker 1: The fact that he has so many of them, and
Speaker 1: it kind of indicates that he might actually have the
Speaker 1: strongest key of anybody. He's gonna use his key to
Speaker 1: turn things into technology.
Speaker 2: Piccolo, Well, yeah, but you can make things.
Speaker 1: He can. Yeah, he can make clothes and he can
Speaker 1: make things coetic. I'm sorry I didn't say things. I
Speaker 1: said clothes, Yeah, because of limits it he can make anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we said, things that we elaborated, clothes and
Speaker 1: we were gonna keep going, and he went back to things.
Speaker 4: He can make clothes, make rocks.
Speaker 1: Don't forget things things he makes. Definitely forget about the
Speaker 1: things that he makes.
Speaker 6: They recently made him tell kinetic. It was like, Piccolo can't, Oh,
Speaker 6: we can move things in his mind?
Speaker 1: Why not? Though?
Speaker 2: I think the Meccans can just conveniently do whatever they
Speaker 2: can do. It's always been sort of like that, but
Speaker 2: I guess they don't need to, like why would It's like,
Speaker 2: it's like they're like slow vampires still eat food.
Speaker 1: Why do they have tongues? Foodsucking delicious?
Speaker 3: Why do they have tongues if they don't eat food.
Speaker 4: That's a good They like to taste the water.
Speaker 1: It's a good point.
Speaker 3: They don't need the water the ground.
Speaker 2: They don't need to speak because otherwise when they just.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, couldn't they they insane? Actually, it's quite
Speaker 4: literally the most wild shit ever. They can also grant
Speaker 4: wishes to the means are terrifle.
Speaker 2: How would you say piccolo without a tongue?
Speaker 3: I think I would just say piccolo with my mind.
Speaker 1: Out loud, and then it works out loud, and it
Speaker 1: would work because it's because he's in a.
Speaker 2: Meccan they can do whatever they can. Hear about I
Speaker 2: want you to try to pronounce piccolo without a tongue, pickle.
Speaker 3: Kind of well, fucking nerd.
Speaker 1: He didn't even say his name. They're like, what, get
Speaker 1: out of here?
Speaker 4: I think I think they're the coolest part of dragon
Speaker 4: balls must a means are cool? I like when the
Speaker 4: arms get all stretchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that canonically not one of their abilities?
Speaker 4: Stretching?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, I feel like I remember being in
Speaker 1: like it was in the Lord's Slug movie.
Speaker 2: Could do that.
Speaker 3: It never happened in the show.
Speaker 4: I think No, I think Piccolo Piccolo arms definitely.
Speaker 1: King Piccolo yea, but a little Piccolo didn't, Ye Junior did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna he's too busy. He's too busy boxing like
Speaker 4: a human. That's because King Piccolo, like Piccolo Jr. Is
Speaker 4: like Piccolo, he totally said.
Speaker 6: But younger Piccolo like, he's just kind of he's just
Speaker 6: on earth, chilling with people, being like a man. I
Speaker 6: like humans, but I don't want to be around him
Speaker 6: and ship always are a farming it's in saying how
Speaker 6: pretty much every time he shows up, he shows up
Speaker 6: in hemos badass fashion.
Speaker 4: You are clearly Toama's favorite character.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: A lot of characters do that and then they get
Speaker 1: immediately washed. That happens a lot who shows often mostly
Speaker 1: Piccolo shows up, and then he gets washed.
Speaker 2: Everyone supposed been get to beat other than go yeah, vegeta, vegeta,
Speaker 2: vegeta all the time.
Speaker 3: He explodes out of the ice.
Speaker 2: It's just like and then he gets his ass whipped
Speaker 2: and he gets immediately it's so odd for him. Expect
Speaker 2: it sucks because a lot of times he trains so
Speaker 2: fucking hard. Except for the margin thing, right, that was
Speaker 2: the only one where he got like I'm gonna cheat
Speaker 2: then and then he's still I still feel so bad
Speaker 2: for him where he's like, all right, I'm done with you,
Speaker 2: and then Goku just like comes like long hair and
Speaker 2: then like he's like a super saying three.
Speaker 6: I feel so I feel so bad for Vegeta so much.
Speaker 6: I'm like, Vegeta just gets shipped on so bad.
Speaker 2: He just wants to be really powerful, and he's he's
Speaker 2: watching different shows from us. Yeah he's not. He's the
Speaker 2: main character his show.
Speaker 1: Before I forget to patre on a com slash the
Speaker 1: Snart tank Bug before the So before the show, I
Speaker 1: made the mistake. I'm so sad I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: catch Derrick's reaction on camera because I was so sure
Speaker 1: he'd seen this already.
Speaker 3: But like I showed him the Amelia Perez.
Speaker 1: And if those of you who are not familiar, look
Speaker 1: up Amelia Perez and clicking on like one of the
Speaker 1: first videos usually because it is going to be this
Speaker 1: song about like it's called vaginal vagino plasty or whatever
Speaker 1: that ship uh and he I watched him die. It
Speaker 1: was it just didn't it didn't sound real.
Speaker 2: So first I was confused for the first like good
Speaker 2: ten seconds so that I heard, and then it hits
Speaker 2: that one line like penis and vage I know, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, in no scenario, what I what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this?
Speaker 3: Pull out his hand?
Speaker 1: He doesn't have time to eat in your hour being late?
Speaker 2: This package this packed? No, it wasn't I have losing
Speaker 2: the life. When did you?
Speaker 1: When did you do it?
Speaker 4: A few days ago? I like, I pre made him
Speaker 4: a few.
Speaker 2: Them, so the lettuce is just in there pre oh my,
Speaker 2: did you freeze it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess that's better.
Speaker 2: But it takes no time to make a sandwich.
Speaker 3: It is a weird thing to do.
Speaker 4: It's like meal prep your milk prepping sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did.
Speaker 4: It takes a long time and making bad time.
Speaker 2: Sandwich last night and it took me twenty seconds.
Speaker 4: I usually meal prep like Mondays, the meal prep most
Speaker 4: of the food in our house.
Speaker 2: I kind of like, I kind of want to expect.
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey had the signature. It's usually with salmon, like
Speaker 2: if it was undercooked or whatever, he would.
Speaker 1: Just smashing it. Just everywhere it is exploded as salmon shrapnel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially, and I I adore that. And that's I'm
Speaker 2: so tempted. I've never heard of anyone meal prepping a
Speaker 2: sandwich before.
Speaker 3: It is interesting. I've never I've ever seen even do that.
Speaker 1: You mean you prep like like dinners or like meals.
Speaker 2: Like something that actually takes a long time like that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my beans takes a long time.
Speaker 1: So I'm like a huge batch, right, put.
Speaker 4: Them a little zip box. I put him on a freezer. There,
Speaker 4: meet this lady.
Speaker 1: Does it get worse?
Speaker 2: I feel like probably bothered. See that's the thing where
Speaker 2: it's like, it takes so little time to make a sandwich.
Speaker 1: You might fresh.
Speaker 3: You might as well do the fresh, the.
Speaker 2: Fresh you'll get it because everything will be much better,
Speaker 2: like the crispiness of the Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't put I don't put any My sandwich is basic.
Speaker 3: Meat, cheese and bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not I do I do tomato and
Speaker 2: let Yeah it's not I guess it's not that much
Speaker 2: more effort to just slap it on, right.
Speaker 1: It's like watching what do they call him, the Sandwich.
Speaker 3: Artists or whatever.
Speaker 1: You watch the Sandwich Yeah, that's the that's.
Speaker 4: Then the sandwich Sandwichers.
Speaker 2: Wild.
Speaker 1: That's fucking that's crazy.
Speaker 6: That Postrami and he's like fighting Astrami.
Speaker 2: But what is it?
Speaker 3: Astami?
Speaker 2: It's what It's like a vinegar. It's like a vinegar
Speaker 2: cured b for something, vinegar something like that. What do
Speaker 2: you say, viniggured? It's vinegar, vineyard, vinegard. I'm getting like
Speaker 2: your body vinegar, vin vin nigger, vinegar vinegar.
Speaker 1: That's what it is, vin vin nigger. What do you say?
Speaker 4: I think I said it like ten times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no there's no inn in your what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Stop saying that vinegar vinegar. I guess there isn't.
Speaker 1: In subtle, it's a vinegar.
Speaker 2: It's a subtle is like like the you and like
Speaker 2: it's like I can't even hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah whatever there, move on's get the hell out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 2: I want to explode yourself with so badly. Actually, I
Speaker 2: would be down for a twenty four hour, twenty four
Speaker 2: minute hour, twenty four hour fucking podcast.
Speaker 4: I would say so much.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm obsessed with I love how that sounds.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, let's go on the questions. Since there's not
Speaker 1: really anything going on in the news, we covered everything.
Speaker 1: We recorded kind of we recorded. Oh Trump's dead.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that'd be crazy, That'd be insane.
Speaker 6: I would laugh. I would laugh myself into a coma.
Speaker 6: I think i'd follow him. That's how much i'd laugh.
Speaker 1: That would be yeah, amazing one day, one day it
Speaker 1: will happen. One day, it will I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: answer one day, and it needs to be brought up
Speaker 1: back casually too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trumps dead, Trump's dead.
Speaker 1: Okay, want of questions question, Let's go over to Mike Sapien.
Speaker 1: Mike Shapion wrote in this is our February question thread.
Speaker 2: Before you, I just want to ask you one question before.
Speaker 2: Are you getting any more bots more than usual on Twitter?
Speaker 1: I'm not on Twitter anymore. Actually I got bands. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, fucking you see any I actually
Speaker 1: straight up have not checked it, like I'll go on
Speaker 1: to like see like what a friend pose, I'll like something,
Speaker 1: but I don't post there anymore.
Speaker 3: And I and my DMS.
Speaker 1: I shut those off ages ago because it was just
Speaker 1: like it was all bots and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is actually like completely purposeless.
Speaker 2: The bert but it has got a funny just to
Speaker 2: see them pile up though it's the it's getting repetitive
Speaker 2: though it's the same ones.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's always like the same lady with the
Speaker 1: business profile and they're like, we want to work together
Speaker 1: with you. We love your content. Yeah, like you don't.
Speaker 1: I don't make anything. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so I'm not alive.
Speaker 4: You're talking too.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I killed myself. Reminders like when it's some guy,
Speaker 1: some guy was, uh that was day for three months,
Speaker 1: some guy in New York City.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ignore that. Some guy in New York City
Speaker 3: was trying to sell me a CD.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, it's one of the CD people
Speaker 1: walk up to you like the and they hand you
Speaker 1: a CD and then you pick it up and then
Speaker 1: they like, that'll be fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: I was walking by him, He's like, AYOCD.
Speaker 1: I was like and I I said, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: can't im retarded and I just walked by him and
Speaker 1: you completely ignored it. The best we go to handle
Speaker 1: those things. I think if you say sorry, I'm retarded,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: I like that, h because they're not they're either.
Speaker 1: The thing about that is like they're not gonna question you,
Speaker 1: and if they do, they're gonna be like impressed that
Speaker 1: you're self aware enough for having, you know, for being
Speaker 1: in that situation and understanding what's happening to you. I
Speaker 1: like that, And they're not gonna want to bother you.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna want to rip you on.
Speaker 4: It's way better than me just saying I'm gay.
Speaker 3: Gay's pretty good as well.
Speaker 2: It sometimes it works. Sometimes they actually more Sometimes they're
Speaker 2: gay yeah, and then they're like oh cool, oh yeah
Speaker 2: and they're gay yeah. So that means we're automatically to
Speaker 2: have sex because that's what gay people do exactly.
Speaker 1: That's I've been led to believe that this is how
Speaker 1: gay people function in society.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you know, like straight people could do that.
Speaker 2: Stupid damn, it's like will they won't they? Yeah? Gay
Speaker 2: people are like, oh, we're gay, and then we immediately
Speaker 2: drop our past driving sex.
Speaker 1: If you lock eyes with a gay person, as another
Speaker 1: gay person, you're you've committed to sex?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what do you think so you would know
Speaker 3: about this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You would? Yeah.
Speaker 1: How do you like it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 4: It is that you like that better?
Speaker 3: You like being gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's a job anyway. Mike Saviian roadies the salutations, Messrs,
Speaker 1: Messrs Mom Than Jameson and pilot Uh. In his twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four campaign, Trump took the YMCA, formerly a promotional
Speaker 1: song for the actual IMCA and then an LGBTQ anthem,
Speaker 1: and turned it into the unofficial MAGA theme song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you were running for president, what would your YMCA be?
Speaker 1: What unrelated and undeserving song would you ruin for everybody else?
Speaker 3: I love this idea.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about the possible possibility of like
Speaker 1: picking a song for me and my campaign that would
Speaker 1: retroactively ruin it for people that I don't like.
Speaker 2: Interesting, but like the Journey if people like you. Small
Speaker 2: Time Boy, the Journey soft is a small time.
Speaker 7: A small time boy was just a small time boy
Speaker 7: growing up in South.
Speaker 4: The tree I would take I would take that ship.
Speaker 4: I would take that and I would co opt it
Speaker 4: from White America and it'd be so mad.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Small time Boy is amazing, hey train, because he's.
Speaker 2: A boy, just a city, small town boy, just a
Speaker 2: swimmer in the city.
Speaker 1: Small town, a city small.
Speaker 4: It goes a small town boy.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think of
Speaker 3: like a song that.
Speaker 1: Because that would be I would be fall boy, a
Speaker 1: small town, small town boy. All right, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of like a conservative anthem.
Speaker 3: I think I would.
Speaker 1: I would actually, I think I would pick uh the
Speaker 1: I would I think I might do uh the what
Speaker 1: is it the the lead Greenwood song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: I would hijack that from them, and I would be like,
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be an American where socialism can run free.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Rerite it and I would or something would Who else
Speaker 2: do they hate?
Speaker 1: Who's like? Uh?
Speaker 2: And it's been a while since they've had like actual
Speaker 2: individual enemies, because now it's just like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thats just everybody, Yeah, everybody on the view?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the views. I think there's fun. That's like, I know, Megan,
Speaker 2: Wait McCain, Megan.
Speaker 1: McCain, what is this like Frankenstein?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, actually so John McCain couldn't lifted John McCain
Speaker 2: dog so savagely in a POW's that he can't lift
Speaker 2: his arms past this height, and so it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, we clowned him back in the day.
Speaker 2: It's because look, he was a pow, but also he's
Speaker 2: a piece of ship, so I don't care.
Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't get like Mussolini. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he didn't get like beats his ship like he that
Speaker 1: photo of him, by the way I looked it up,
Speaker 1: it's it's instant. He looks like Sander Cohen from fucking BioShock.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I feel like he looks like not a person, Nora,
Speaker 2: he's a splicer, he doesn't.
Speaker 6: He looks he looks like what a kid would I imagine,
Speaker 6: Like have you seen Spike Kids?
Speaker 3: Of course I've seen Spike kids.
Speaker 1: Like there was a depid question when they were molding
Speaker 1: that guy's face.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure there was a frame mid mold where
Speaker 6: that was that guy's face, it was Mussolini's face, and
Speaker 6: the like, let's just make it a little more.
Speaker 1: Those those I don't even know what they're called. They're
Speaker 1: like it's almost like a rage room, but they make
Speaker 1: like clay statues of people. Have you yeah, yah, yeah,
Speaker 1: where you get to slap them across the face and
Speaker 1: like the storts the face.
Speaker 3: That looks so satisfying that that.
Speaker 6: Would be Actually, did you do an Olympic game like
Speaker 6: that where they can see whose dick could do the
Speaker 6: most damage to a face?
Speaker 1: You mean the Paralympics, But is that what they do is, yeah,
Speaker 1: you all get a person and I'm just saying, well,
Speaker 1: they got a jagged dick on account of my disability,
Speaker 1: jagged dick serrated Christmas, My god, it looks like it
Speaker 1: looks like a little Debbie Christmas tree cake. You know
Speaker 1: those those really you know those Christmas tree cakes that
Speaker 1: were always that were always stale.
Speaker 6: I hate those things. I hated small Debies. Hated them
Speaker 6: a little Debra, little.
Speaker 1: Small time Little Debbie. Those in cosmic brownies were disgusting. Man,
Speaker 1: Cosmic brownies are so great. I don't think I've ever had.
Speaker 4: I've heard of them, but I never had one.
Speaker 1: You should have one, because I guarantee you you're not
Speaker 1: prepared for how that takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want one. I think it's all coming
Speaker 4: back to me.
Speaker 2: You guys vividly described yeah, or in detail you described
Speaker 2: how terrible they are. They're not good and I ever
Speaker 2: ate them, Like what the fuck if one?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think even I think it's coming back to me
Speaker 2: because I can you even still get them from around here.
Speaker 4: And you probably can.
Speaker 1: I think you can.
Speaker 2: I feel like Hostess has I haven't had anything.
Speaker 1: So I a while ding dongs the other day.
Speaker 2: Oh really they the not expired, but they tasted expired.
Speaker 1: So I was like cool, and then I pulled a
Speaker 1: fast one.
Speaker 2: I was like a jojo you know, I'm well, it
Speaker 2: was actually true that I'm not eating like pastries and
Speaker 2: stuff like that anymore. It's like I need to start
Speaker 2: getting back in shape. And so I was just like, hey,
Speaker 2: you want the rest of these? And she fucking had
Speaker 2: a good time, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like she's she's eating gray meat for so like everything's
Speaker 1: a blessing. It was like it was gray meat gruel.
Speaker 2: I think just I don't even think because they're not expired.
Speaker 2: I just think they make with chemicals. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: they just by default taste inspired.
Speaker 3: Well some of them.
Speaker 1: Some of them are like I've had I've had them
Speaker 1: where they're like, oh this is clearly old, you know.
Speaker 2: So maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's like, oh
Speaker 2: the box it says they're new, but these years old,
Speaker 2: I feel like host experience has been pretty good.
Speaker 1: Actually I used to.
Speaker 2: So that's that was my ideas. I was in Smart
Speaker 2: and Final and while I'm gonna get a box, they're
Speaker 2: like it's like a giant box.
Speaker 1: It was like four bucks.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, man, I used to kill
Speaker 2: these when I was a kid, and I ate some
Speaker 2: of them. And I'm like the ding dong, yeah, the
Speaker 2: ding dogs because I used to love ding dongs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they especially.
Speaker 4: They used to come in these.
Speaker 1: Foil they had like a little the peanut butter or no.
Speaker 2: No, they're just like they're like chocolate covered cupcakes almost
Speaker 2: like like like a fudge covered cupcake essentially with a
Speaker 2: little cream in the middle.
Speaker 4: Like I like.
Speaker 1: The ones with where they got a little they got
Speaker 1: a little swirl.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's just like straight up cupcakes.
Speaker 1: I would always eat the frosting off first and then
Speaker 1: just eat the cake after. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 6: I like the orange cupcake one even I was like
Speaker 6: one of the people that I liked it, but I
Speaker 6: liked it.
Speaker 4: I like citrus flavored things.
Speaker 1: I remember having I remember having the orange one, and
Speaker 1: I remember vomiting into a bush, and then there was
Speaker 1: a kitten in the bush, and so I threw up
Speaker 1: all over a fucking straight head. He's a real story.
Speaker 1: Good cat, good cat, all right. So you got proud
Speaker 1: to be an American? To be an American? You want
Speaker 1: a small time boy? Yeah, your journeys small time boy.
Speaker 2: Which actually I do like the idea of having a
Speaker 2: version of that and pissing people off. Like the lyrics
Speaker 2: are just slightly off.
Speaker 6: It's it's just it's just very like fucking very leftist,
Speaker 6: left leaning, very inclusive, mad trans people.
Speaker 4: I was a small town girl that I traded a
Speaker 4: small tempo.
Speaker 1: You can't stop me. It's gonna happen, And God's not
Speaker 1: really cramming every they canna do it.
Speaker 4: That tracks done it.
Speaker 1: You're right, small town boy, small town boy.
Speaker 3: So somebody edited that.
Speaker 1: Somebody edited the credits just to find the credits for
Speaker 1: some random movie. Throw it.
Speaker 2: Find an obscure eighties song that sounds like it would
Speaker 2: be like the Karate Kids, You're the best around, but.
Speaker 4: It's not because you know, there's a bunch of songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a bunch of songs that like have that beat,
Speaker 2: but it's clearly you're the.
Speaker 8: Small time small that's the third question.
Speaker 1: I like it. I wish, I like, I feel like
Speaker 1: there are better answers, but like I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out, like what is it, Like, what is the
Speaker 1: song that they love.
Speaker 3: Specifically that they can't stop. They don't they don't really
Speaker 3: have do.
Speaker 2: See that guy fell off so hard all over Anthony?
Speaker 2: I think it is his name.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: There's like screenshot of him that he's like like he's
Speaker 2: it looks like he's like like it's it's he's doing everything.
Speaker 2: He's coming, he's shitting, he's pissing, he's being stabbed, he's
Speaker 2: being shot, like it's everything all at once. He's bleeding
Speaker 2: everything everywhere, all at once. And I love that shot.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that guy died or something. And but yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think people the good old boys don't have they
Speaker 2: don't have like real songs.
Speaker 4: They're they're all these fleeting like what would.
Speaker 2: You do that? You know it's like it's like it's
Speaker 2: like yeah, it's it's like ship like that that doesn't
Speaker 2: it's not timeless.
Speaker 1: Well after nine eleven, well, I've.
Speaker 8: Got to say that have you forgotten, and a lot
Speaker 8: of we had failed there. Maybe to see your homeland underfilure,
Speaker 8: inner people blowing away you forget?
Speaker 1: That would be my fucking so I would. I would
Speaker 1: come after that and be like nine Evan was Earned
Speaker 1: featuring Hassan. Yeah, that's so funny, Chris.
Speaker 2: Would I be so funny if people actually more people
Speaker 2: were killed in nine to eleven?
Speaker 1: How many more sons like bro people are mad? Or
Speaker 1: he like?
Speaker 2: He?
Speaker 1: Uh, that's funny. I like those answers. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything.
Speaker 2: I think those are the best ones because my answer
Speaker 2: would be very similar to your guys.
Speaker 1: This would be some stupid but they don't.
Speaker 2: They got to have one. Somebody let us know what
Speaker 2: is the like every boy?
Speaker 1: Oh, it would be like a Toom McDonald's song or
Speaker 1: something like that. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, see, but that's I feel like that's even more
Speaker 2: to the point of they don't give a funk about that.
Speaker 2: None of those one Tom McDonald's neither can I The
Speaker 2: name of Tom McDonald's song sing singles a lyric from
Speaker 2: one to even make fun of.
Speaker 3: It, Tom McDonald made us song?
Speaker 1: Is that not.
Speaker 2: Trans people? None exist?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Good old tomic Donald, God bless him
Speaker 1: anyway before I forget going over to patreon com slash
Speaker 1: of snark tagg So yeah, so specifically dumb got a
Speaker 1: piece of ships A man.
Speaker 4: I want not bad to happen to him, but Donald, He's.
Speaker 1: Not worth wishing a bad things, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: I want to I want to put negative energy in
Speaker 6: his life. I don't think he needs. I want like
Speaker 6: I want like.
Speaker 2: I want his braves to give him cancer or something
Speaker 2: like that, like some than just not good.
Speaker 1: He's gonna, like I don't even know, he's gonna be
Speaker 1: drunk on his zamboni and fall off in front of
Speaker 1: it and it's gonna run over him.
Speaker 2: Probably he is some Canadian asshole, so he wouldn't be
Speaker 2: is a Canadian?
Speaker 1: Yeah them, Yeah Canadian.
Speaker 2: The person that like talks about all this American ships
Speaker 2: have the worst take about American like they are so
Speaker 2: terrible understanding American politics is crazy.
Speaker 3: Because they drive zamboni's and eat Moose or whatever it is.
Speaker 4: It like, I think it's stop to stop.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 3: It's me, not Mooses.
Speaker 2: It's MEAs I think it's I didn't say Mooses, I
Speaker 2: said Moose.
Speaker 3: You think said it's not Mooses.
Speaker 1: I said moose. I'm pretty sure it's meat. He keeps
Speaker 1: saying mooses, and patential is not saying, yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's not me either, it's MEAs for sure. Look at
Speaker 1: the dictionary right now. I'll bet you two thousand.
Speaker 2: Dollarsary right there, it says, me, what if you try
Speaker 2: to do what are you actually genuinely like?
Speaker 3: What if you reach into your pocket? Right now?
Speaker 1: Pulled out a genuine Webster's dictionary that you always carry,
Speaker 1: of course, and it did say, indeed that mease was
Speaker 1: was the proper term.
Speaker 4: The capital of me was the capital.
Speaker 3: The capitol of MEAs is capital.
Speaker 2: He gross, Yeah, I don't know what you're not by man,
Speaker 2: it's goose and geese.
Speaker 1: So it's moose and mease.
Speaker 3: All right, So the sharp pain behind my right eye
Speaker 3: rown and he says, hey, rock O Heifer.
Speaker 1: And Philbert was the last one.
Speaker 4: Philbert, Philbert, Philbert.
Speaker 3: Philbert, gotcha, I am the chase.
Speaker 4: I love that it was weird.
Speaker 1: He was literally just a Jewish guy. Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: literally was.
Speaker 2: So there's eight seasons on Amazon, but there's that can't
Speaker 2: be real, it's not. There's only four. I know very
Speaker 2: that's my favorite Nick show. There was four seasons, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, why does it say eight seasons? You go
Speaker 2: to season five and there's.
Speaker 3: I think it.
Speaker 1: I think that there's eight seasons in the show, as
Speaker 1: in like eight different types of climate. Climate.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean if they're were four morezens, what the fun
Speaker 2: would they even down the middle? They have to half
Speaker 2: to eat like a half slice of pizza.
Speaker 1: It'd be sminter, warmer, sprawl, spring swing.
Speaker 2: Ring.
Speaker 1: Gave you, you just gave you eight seasons, perfect, perfect,
Speaker 1: all right, this is this is gonna be minded under
Speaker 1: my regime.
Speaker 3: This is what it's going to be.
Speaker 1: For no fucking reason. It's gonna be like the what
Speaker 1: is it? The Julius and August the Caesar? How they
Speaker 1: added their fucking names into the months and completely fucked it.
Speaker 6: Up, ruined it was literally it was literally a ten
Speaker 6: totem and they fucking ruined it. Because of course, of course.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even mind it if if they if they
Speaker 1: just put it at the end, it should be ten,
Speaker 1: shouldn't be no, But listen, they put it at the
Speaker 1: end was the problem.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do I mean? Fool.
Speaker 3: They put it at the end of what of the months?
Speaker 2: You know that? Okay, so you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, how October if you would have put it, if
Speaker 1: you would have put those new months at the end,
Speaker 1: then October would still mean eight and December would still
Speaker 1: mean ten. But they.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, but it would still fun. The system
Speaker 2: would still.
Speaker 4: Be fucked up though.
Speaker 1: That's I have no problem with the fact that it's twelve.
Speaker 1: My issue is the fact that twelve doesn't mean twelve,
Speaker 1: and ten doesn't mean ten, and eight doesn't mean eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that's my issue. Okay, so you have autism,
Speaker 2: then so.
Speaker 1: You know about that.
Speaker 4: You're mad about the like the part where it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't like where it's located, not the fact that
Speaker 4: it throws out of balance everything that exists prior to it.
Speaker 2: I think it's double what's I think it's dorble like
Speaker 2: double jeopardy. Well, I'm bothered.
Speaker 3: I'm bothered by things pretending to mean something and then
Speaker 3: not meaning them.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely crazy.
Speaker 6: Of course, I'm bothered by the fact that it was
Speaker 6: a ten based system and it was fine.
Speaker 1: Added the ruined it. We still had leap years because
Speaker 1: of that. No, we had the leaders before that, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no perfect way. That's the paradox of it.
Speaker 1: You can't perfectly measure a day anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty it's it's yeah, it's not perfect twenty four obviously, it's.
Speaker 4: Like twenty three something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So you're always gonna have that that that
Speaker 1: that has them to do with the amount of months
Speaker 1: there are.
Speaker 2: There was more days and months prior like February forty
Speaker 2: what No, what happened Maybe I don't know, there was
Speaker 2: only that happened later. I don't know when. I don't
Speaker 2: know when they clocked it, because when when they started
Speaker 2: actually like really paying in the time and stuff. I
Speaker 2: know it was probably pretty obvious after a few years
Speaker 2: that they're like, Okay, I understand it's this dad on
Speaker 2: the calendar. It should be freezing. But I'm burning up,
Speaker 2: and they're like, we gotta do something about this. Because
Speaker 2: I don't know exactly when they I know that calendars
Speaker 2: came in the creation because of agriculture.
Speaker 4: I know that. I know that's why they started to exist.
Speaker 4: Know that at all, Yes, I do. It's you're assuming
Speaker 4: I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: I know you're assuming. Do you know? I know what?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? One hundred percent sure?
Speaker 3: Are you certain?
Speaker 6: I am one hundred percent sure? I don't know. Actually
Speaker 6: I don't know. There you thank you're shaking me. Thank
Speaker 6: you were shaking my results.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. I lose my lantern ring because of you
Speaker 2: right now, just fall off and I'd be like, no, Trumpuary.
Speaker 1: It's February and trarch and tread trum try and trumpel
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Speaker 2: Trumpeling and tray Trumpuli true Trumpuli.
Speaker 1: Just hoarding it. I love it. It just it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter Trump Trember trumpus Trumptober remember Trump Trump remember Trump
Speaker 1: member Trump Novemberary. And that's it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: You'll get used to it. It's not you'll get used
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: You're all game if you don't.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: This ain't gonna fuck up my business nothing, no how
Speaker 2: my calendar business.
Speaker 1: Nothing now, my calendar business is gonna be.
Speaker 3: Fun looking at anything fun?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like this fucking mutant man. It's like,
Speaker 2: you know, I I'm just not interested in my job
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: So listen, my job may Rocco, Heiper and Filbert.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Didn't do the question. We never Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1: Uh A long time listener. Second type of question ask
Speaker 1: her here, I recently graduated college with a bachelor's degree
Speaker 1: in broadcasting. Do you have any advice, not about jobs,
Speaker 1: but about life after college?
Speaker 3: No, no, thanks for your question.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they still had thirty days, three days, even
Speaker 4: number of months.
Speaker 1: So was there just like so it was no, it
Speaker 1: was no real difference. I guess what the are you
Speaker 1: talking about the months? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I guess they just add more days, yes, they like
Speaker 6: I don't, I don't know how it was divvied up
Speaker 6: where my brain's not understanding.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you mean? Like, what do
Speaker 2: you trying to think?
Speaker 6: As they would they it was apparently there were still
Speaker 6: like the same days of the year, but they would
Speaker 6: just added two months now, And I'm like, well how
Speaker 6: because they're not saying that they were more days than
Speaker 6: each month. So my brain's like what to your question?
Speaker 6: Like what did they change?
Speaker 1: Uh? Season?
Speaker 2: Okay? He said, like, Okay, they added two months, so
Speaker 2: I guess the rotation would just come quicker.
Speaker 6: I guess then, well they just and sometimes they just
Speaker 6: winter would be later.
Speaker 3: I think they just slowed the earth down a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they all like last owed the earth and pulled
Speaker 2: the other They all gathered on one side and jumped
Speaker 2: and then to keep it to move it back.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Yeah, and give himself another month. Definitely,
Speaker 1: you would have known this if you would have paid
Speaker 1: attention in retard class. Yeah. Uh, anyway, paid attention to
Speaker 1: retard class. So I was top of the class anyway,
Speaker 1: I was the retard. No, you were your top of
Speaker 1: that class. Maybe getting hold you back in retard class.
Speaker 2: Are you well?
Speaker 3: Are you that's crazy?
Speaker 1: Is that succeeding if you're a if you're Vaali class,
Speaker 1: retar class, so you fail.
Speaker 6: If you are validatorian and retarded class, what is that
Speaker 6: you are the best reason you're the most retarded, the
Speaker 6: most retarded?
Speaker 4: Are you the least retarded?
Speaker 2: So? I think in I think in this scenario, clearly,
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a clearly the biggest If you're
Speaker 2: top of the class in retard class, you are the
Speaker 2: apex retard.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're saying the heart are a lot today.
Speaker 2: I like it. I just I just don't feel any
Speaker 2: It's not like saying Okay, when I said darth f slur,
Speaker 2: I still feel like, Okay, there's impact there.
Speaker 1: It's not a hard doesn't feel like.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's offensive and I can admit that I don't that's a.
Speaker 2: Word offensive term, but it's not like as an offensive term.
Speaker 4: The thing for me, I can also be defining negroes
Speaker 4: that's cattle, like it's.
Speaker 2: An offensive term like that way, but we're just not
Speaker 2: using it that way.
Speaker 4: I know we're not se it that way, but it's like,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The thing for me is that like the it's it's
Speaker 1: a word for something for other things too, and that
Speaker 1: kind of like to me, that diminishes, that diminishes the
Speaker 1: slur value of the word.
Speaker 4: So quite literally like faggot.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's it. This is what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: just said that and I've said it and had no problem.
Speaker 1: See this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Well, no, I'm I'm no right now, So right now
Speaker 6: I'm in conversation right now, now.
Speaker 2: You're not listening to me, I'm not, but right now.
Speaker 6: Right now I'm in conversation right when I'm when I
Speaker 6: define words I have no problem using Like if I'm
Speaker 6: if I'm reading a book that has the word nigger
Speaker 6: in it, right, and I'm reading through it, no, I'm saying,
Speaker 6: like I remember moving through it, then I think it's
Speaker 6: a complete different context you're reading right, because.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is so the n word only means
Speaker 1: that there's no liked my way over to the story.
Speaker 2: It is quite different from other words in anosition there.
Speaker 1: But but but so right, So that's the only meaning.
Speaker 1: The f slur has two meanings. It is it is
Speaker 1: the slur, and it is like the I don't know what, it's.
Speaker 2: A few things. It's it's it's food. It's some people
Speaker 2: say it's a bundle of sticks. I've never heard anybody
Speaker 2: say that, but it's still a food. Like people over
Speaker 2: there they're like, it's just like some gravy and goat
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's the entire it's really it's there's a
Speaker 2: meal called fagots and gravy like legitimately, and it's a
Speaker 2: commercial and it's awesome.
Speaker 1: There's a commercial like you played it on the show
Speaker 1: I did. I did a long time ago.
Speaker 3: But so that's a couple of things.
Speaker 1: But then retard is the most of all of it,
Speaker 1: because that is there's it's it's it's repellent.
Speaker 3: There's so much a musical term.
Speaker 1: It's there's a lot to like flame, retardant, retardant, to retard,
Speaker 1: like there.
Speaker 2: It actually I mean, but I feel like the word
Speaker 2: just means so you're applying the real word to people.
Speaker 2: And people are like, that's offensive, and I'm like, well
Speaker 2: it is. It can be, absolutely, But at the same time,
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's kind of just I'm really just spitting facts.
Speaker 2: A lot of times, I don't just call it someone
Speaker 2: I think you are fucking slow, you're retarded. Like I
Speaker 2: think they're like, oh, that's so offensive. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but look, here's the thing to a person that has
Speaker 2: a mental disability that was born that way or whatever,
Speaker 2: or even a plane crash and then they keep you know,
Speaker 2: they now they're cooked. I wouldn't use it on them.
Speaker 1: They're not doing anything.
Speaker 2: Of course, they're not doing anything. It's the people I'm
Speaker 2: a it's like, say, uh.
Speaker 6: But that could be that lot can be used for
Speaker 6: literally all of them. Like I like, I'm like, I
Speaker 6: am not. I am not absolved and abstained of using
Speaker 6: these fucking words. Look, I use these words, and I
Speaker 6: think they're funny. I think they're worse meanings.
Speaker 2: I so that could be used for everything. But like
Speaker 2: I think, like the point that I'm making is like
Speaker 2: when I said the people that can't help it, that's
Speaker 2: the same thing will say, like the N word, the
Speaker 2: F slur, those people can't help it. So using that
Speaker 2: against them like they didn't, you're you're mad at them.
Speaker 2: So why would you attack who just who they are?
Speaker 2: But what I mean is retarded sense. I'm saying that
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go after those people who were just that's
Speaker 2: just who they are. Like to even say, like the
Speaker 2: down syndrome dude on Downtown that had like his balls
Speaker 2: out and ship if it's like if his balls exploded
Speaker 2: and got bal juice on me, I'd be upset, But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be like what the fuck you fucking retard
Speaker 2: ball juice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'd be I'd be upset.
Speaker 2: So on your right, I was let me cook, and
Speaker 2: then you were like his ball flop and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm out, let me cook.
Speaker 3: I just like he's not cooking his microwaven.
Speaker 2: Let me microw that is a form of cooking.
Speaker 4: Last of the microwave. I was going through this was
Speaker 4: at my house and I was asking people.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: We had this conversation on the show. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long? Yeah? How long did you last? Like
Speaker 2: the last ten and then solid ten before, but we
Speaker 2: did because he said you probably pass out. I was
Speaker 2: thinking you probably pass out, like in like ten seconds,
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 4: Your brain would be so hot, listen, it would be
Speaker 4: so warm.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I'll believe I'll leave it at this.
Speaker 1: I just I've seen people like retroactively call things slurs
Speaker 1: with it, like like cunt, it's not slow, Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: just not It never felt like.
Speaker 6: There's a reasoning derogatory phrases and slurs, and I think
Speaker 6: we have to, like very much so distinguish that as
Speaker 6: well too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think all of those words are funny words, and
Speaker 4: I think they can be used comedically, and it depends
Speaker 4: on a context with they're used. I think that is
Speaker 4: ultimately what it is. I think people have the right
Speaker 4: to be offended by certain words that hurt them, that
Speaker 4: have been used to alienate. Sure, I think that is
Speaker 4: there's fair. I think all of that right.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean I'm gonna respect it though, I mean
Speaker 2: I'm just being honest, like, it doesn't mean that I'm
Speaker 2: going to respect. If somebody came up to me and
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, I really wish you wouldn't say, like
Speaker 2: say if they're like cunt, Like I really wish you
Speaker 2: wouldn't say cunt. I'd be like, I'm sorry, like I
Speaker 2: because they're not in my friend group first, because they
Speaker 2: know none of my friends. Whatever do is a stranger
Speaker 2: and I'm yeah, I'm like, I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It just like I apologize. I didn't aim it towards
Speaker 4: you and not to keep it moving on, that's it.
Speaker 2: But what I mean, And I wouldn't stop, so I'd
Speaker 2: be like anyway, so I'll just cunt. Like I would
Speaker 2: turn and start continue doing what I'm doing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: but I don't know you. I'm it's not aimed towards
Speaker 2: you or anyone you know. I'm not like you're just
Speaker 2: getting my fuck.
Speaker 1: This stranger came up to me and like, uh, Eve dropped,
Speaker 1: eves dropped on me and like to police my language.
Speaker 3: That would bother me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now here's the thing again.
Speaker 2: When we're talking about I say derogatory like slurs like
Speaker 2: someone's dropping a bunch of hard rs.
Speaker 1: In your thing.
Speaker 2: If somebody was getting visibly upset up, I wouldn't do
Speaker 2: it personally. I wouldn't go up to someone and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: watch your fucking mouth, because I'm not sure it's probably
Speaker 2: gonna turn to a fight, and I'm not actively unless
Speaker 2: the guy was Unless the guy look like a fucking
Speaker 2: you know, slack jawed, like red neck, then maybe I
Speaker 2: would pick a fight because I just there's a part
Speaker 2: of me curiosity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you.
Speaker 2: Deserve a beat down. Let's that's the head.
Speaker 1: What's your advice?
Speaker 2: Bris Bryce Ritchell Mitchell? Sorry, that's literally that. Bryce Mitchell
Speaker 2: is a fucking dumb redneck that could beat the absolute
Speaker 2: piss out of you. He's gotten the UFC that believes
Speaker 2: every conspiracy theory imaginable.
Speaker 1: He was the guy that's trembling. You think him trembling one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Guy?
Speaker 2: Uh? This guy uh, I think his name is josh
Speaker 2: Emmett Uh fucking knocked him out so bad that he
Speaker 2: started seizaring in the cats.
Speaker 1: Everyone thought he died.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you first of all, when he hit him,
Speaker 2: it sounds like a baseball bat hit him, Like, that's crazy,
Speaker 2: It's not like a metal I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I was like, and then he was, well fucking
Speaker 1: on that note, and that guy's.
Speaker 2: Giggling like a piglet when I saw him. Yeah, it was,
Speaker 2: but in retrospective people were scared at first. But then
Speaker 2: in hindsight, remember that guy was spouting some good old
Speaker 2: Nazis ships saying Hitler is a good guy, and he'd
Speaker 2: go fishing with him, and he was gonna get rid
Speaker 2: of all the gay Jews. And uh So, now everybody's
Speaker 2: been replaying that and saying, like, man, this was great,
Speaker 2: it was great that he that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Well then, how do you know that's not what made
Speaker 1: him that way.
Speaker 4: Anymore.
Speaker 1: That knocked it out of him clean, the knocked it
Speaker 1: into him.
Speaker 2: So some people were speculing because that's it's a new
Speaker 2: hidden power level, and that's I'll be true that he
Speaker 2: got knocked into him because he was just only flat
Speaker 2: earth and other dumb nine to eleven and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: He had enough sense to be like, Elon Musk is
Speaker 2: a piece of shit. Fuck him. He's consolidating all this
Speaker 2: money and not helping out any He can solve all
Speaker 2: the world's problems mostly if he wanted to.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, there's't enough sense for that. But
Speaker 4: then he's like, Hill was a good guy, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, dude, you know that reminds me of you know
Speaker 3: what's crazy about?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Uh, Kingdom Become Deliverance? You know that game?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, So they came up with a second one recently,
Speaker 1: The Family. It's very good, but it's making a lot
Speaker 1: of people back because there's like, there's a.
Speaker 4: Black person in there too, is there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And again I didn't know about the gay there was
Speaker 2: a gay guy in there. God, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: But so like now those people are mad. And I
Speaker 1: remember the first Kingdom Home Deliverance being like a big
Speaker 1: fucking culture war thing, or at least like like an
Speaker 1: early example. I missed that the first one. I if
Speaker 1: I'm not missaing, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure the first one there was a big deal about,
Speaker 1: like because it was supposed to be like a historically
Speaker 1: accurate like literally like it's committed to the mundanity of
Speaker 1: like the historical accuracy of that of that time period
Speaker 1: in that place I see. And so it was just
Speaker 1: like there was there were no black people in the game,
Speaker 1: and it was like a big thing. I say, big, Oh,
Speaker 1: I say big. It was like three Kataco articles. It
Speaker 1: was like back in the day, how.
Speaker 2: It was right, Yeah, you had to go dig for
Speaker 2: the one person had an op ed or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I understand. It wasn't really that huge and
Speaker 1: it was like very successful obviously, and this one is too.
Speaker 1: But it's it's so funny because it's just like, dude,
Speaker 1: this this one series just seems to piss.
Speaker 3: Off everybody by doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 6: I feel like people, I feel like people get so
Speaker 6: manimal history and genuinely don't know history.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I think they don't care. That's the biggest thing they care.
Speaker 4: But it's like, dude, there were black people in the
Speaker 4: Roman Empire. They exist, that's not the that's not the Roman, understand.
Speaker 4: But like these period.
Speaker 2: Pieces, well you mean like there have been black people
Speaker 2: people were taking things. Yeah, like there there's they're notable.
Speaker 2: If you look into history, you'll be like, oh, particularly
Speaker 2: this black guy was written about because there was like
Speaker 2: four of them in the general vicinities are like, oh,
Speaker 2: this guy is particular. I mean, let's write a story
Speaker 2: about this guy. To your point, I mean, I know
Speaker 2: it wasn't that long ago, but just I think there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people, even like racist people that even
Speaker 2: adore Nazism and all this ship, that have no idea
Speaker 2: that there were like plenty of black Nazis in Germany
Speaker 2: because there were just some black people there so via
Speaker 2: being part of the the national socialstarty.
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah. They just probably never even considered it.
Speaker 2: But like there's plenty of pictures of like black kids
Speaker 2: being there and having obviously a rough time.
Speaker 4: They chose to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: Not exactly, but they were present by proxy.
Speaker 2: Right, You're just in there, like there's there's plenty of anyway,
Speaker 2: it is a Nazi by proxy, Nazi proxy Barunfortunately, you're
Speaker 2: just like you go on a vacation. You're like, shit, man,
Speaker 2: what is it is this poland.
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Advice, hey man, I would say master gooning, Like I
Speaker 2: think you should master it. And what I mean by
Speaker 2: that it sets up to you.
Speaker 3: What I mean, what I mean by that, it's up
Speaker 3: to your.
Speaker 6: Big big advice, big advice of someone that just finished college. Uh,
Speaker 6: take your time and understand that you may not find
Speaker 6: a job immediately, but it does not diminish your worth.
Speaker 6: That is the biggest thing I could tell you about
Speaker 6: someone finishing college. I hate niggas I think that I've been.
Speaker 4: I've been.
Speaker 6: I've been around several people that have finished college. I
Speaker 6: of portunately, when I finished my second time, of my associates,
Speaker 6: I didn't go into that field, but I understand that
Speaker 6: it is a rough gambit trying to find a job,
Speaker 6: and you will find one.
Speaker 4: Don't let your self devou yourself. Also, don't not let
Speaker 4: your parents or people around you tell you that you're
Speaker 4: not looking hard like if you take your time and
Speaker 4: apply yourself and look into things. Also, final certifications.
Speaker 6: I don't really think it works exactly for journalism, but
Speaker 6: I think having a obviously, I'm assuming you already have
Speaker 6: like a blog or something to show your categorty. So
Speaker 6: just you know, just go step by step. You're not
Speaker 6: you're not You're not a failure. You not find a job.
Speaker 2: No, he's a failure and such a glorious time. One
Speaker 2: thing I do want to pick it back on the people.
Speaker 2: If anyone says you're not looking hard enough, punch them
Speaker 2: the face. I don't even care, what's your mom at
Speaker 2: this point, like they should at this point, they should
Speaker 2: fucking know better at this point, because like, I dealt
Speaker 2: with that shit too, right in like the mid two thousands,
Speaker 2: especially post two thousand and eight, the fucking collapse, I
Speaker 2: dealt with that shit, like in most things are digital now,
Speaker 2: So now that you're not out in the fucking physical
Speaker 2: world handing in paper applications, like because they're not a
Speaker 2: thing anymore, they think you're not punch them. But like
Speaker 2: if your grandma says something like, oh, pull yourself up
Speaker 2: by puncher before she says bootstraps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's we got another question, really hard whipper,
Speaker 1: we got another question.
Speaker 3: It's a follow up. It's a follow up.
Speaker 4: Oh what's up?
Speaker 1: So ju Judah Wong loves you wrote and he says,
Speaker 1: greetings to LA's firestarters. Uh, just give you guys an
Speaker 1: update about the girlfriend meeting my friends. Do you remember this.
Speaker 2: Kind of Oh oh yeah, yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So he said, well, Derek, you were right, we didn't
Speaker 1: work out. I'm not sad or anything. You just thought
Speaker 1: it'd be funny to write an update.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Well, could you give a little further for
Speaker 2: the view the people who may not understand.
Speaker 1: See, here's the issue with the names is that I
Speaker 1: don't remember who said this, and.
Speaker 2: It's not I don't mean like who said it, just
Speaker 2: the premise to like, so this person their original question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I was trying to talk about inviting your like
Speaker 2: having her friends meet their girlfriend. Yeah, but it's also
Speaker 2: about like having the sense of humor, right, right, And yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember you said I said, I was right.
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly what I said particularly, but I
Speaker 2: understand that the the idea of look, man, you just
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty simple to me that if if they're
Speaker 2: people that are wild, the only thing that really matters
Speaker 2: as far as the connection. In my opinion, this is
Speaker 2: my personal opinion that I think sin of humor is
Speaker 2: the only thing that truly matters. I think everything else
Speaker 2: that can be compromised. But like, the most joy we
Speaker 2: get out of life is laughter. And if y'all all
Speaker 2: enjoy the same type of fucked up shit, like, it's
Speaker 2: just going to be a bad time overall. So it's
Speaker 2: kind of like, say, Lily probably not being as fucked
Speaker 2: up as Kingston was, but then she grew to like
Speaker 2: that ship, let's say it, for if she was never
Speaker 2: like no, fuck this stuff, I can't imagine that it
Speaker 2: would be together still.
Speaker 1: It just it just.
Speaker 2: This guy is a psycho. It's like the one copy.
Speaker 2: I feel like every almost everything else, Like even if
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, you meet someone.
Speaker 4: I think fundamental values have to be like what do
Speaker 4: you mean the same? Like you have to have the
Speaker 4: same relative fundamental I think a lot of that believe
Speaker 4: the same. I think that stuff can be I think
Speaker 4: that stuff can be compromising. People give me reason and
Speaker 4: that stuff. I just feel like the humor. I guess
Speaker 4: that's kind of the same thing that's happened with Lily.
Speaker 4: So maybe I'm kind of a female argument that she
Speaker 4: didn't start out particularly that way and then she kind of.
Speaker 3: Grew to like your dark skill he does beat her.
Speaker 2: There is that you kind of forced her into it,
Speaker 2: right whatever, that's right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Just gonna have you sniped.
Speaker 1: I will edit that out. I will edit out that.
Speaker 3: You can't let anybody know that.
Speaker 2: He visus girl daddy beats his girlfriend the absolutely Jamie,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh did she have.
Speaker 2: Any did she have any darkness in her or did
Speaker 2: you completely introduce they had people?
Speaker 6: No one, no one. People don't find that shit funny.
Speaker 6: They're not going to find that funny. You have to
Speaker 6: be able to laugh at freaking horrible ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, so she just like she doesn't Okay, Okay, No,
Speaker 4: she's not a.
Speaker 6: Person I would really talk about stuff like that, but
Speaker 6: she might see something like that and give a snicker.
Speaker 6: But insane. But what happens when I told her, when
Speaker 6: I told her the most comedic versions of people fucking perishing? Yeah,
Speaker 6: she also doesn't watch people die. That's when she's like,
Speaker 6: I don't like this, and she like walks off, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, literally, look at this guy fly off his
Speaker 6: motorcycle into a into a ceiling fan and he's like,
Speaker 6: that's not funny. But like the tire stuff, she laughs
Speaker 6: her ass of atacause it's a whimsical you know, like
Speaker 6: it's something magical about a tire.
Speaker 1: There is a magic to it of just like how
Speaker 1: is it doing that?
Speaker 2: Where did that come from? That's great to me, Like
Speaker 2: I said, like, that's obviously I'm being you know, I'm
Speaker 2: generalizing quite a bit, but I really do feel like
Speaker 2: safe you must build a foundation on something.
Speaker 1: It's got to be that.
Speaker 4: It's it's the one thing.
Speaker 2: And I remember if somebody was even asked me for
Speaker 2: advice or ask me for dating advice about like I
Speaker 2: was saying, even if you're yourself, aren't funny, Like you're
Speaker 2: not a fucking comedian.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, just watch media.
Speaker 2: That's funny that y'all could bond over, right, Like let
Speaker 2: the let the art do the work for you. Instead
Speaker 2: of you being like, oh, I'm a funny guy and like,
Speaker 2: oh you're so funny, I want to fuck you. Just
Speaker 2: be like, oh, let's I'm gonna pull up a Seinfeld
Speaker 2: and and uh Stephen Crowder and yeah, damn it, I could.
Speaker 1: I didn't want. I wanted to stay.
Speaker 2: Uh Seinfield Stephen Crowder And that's the Delie Peterson.
Speaker 3: How I spend my entire day just watching Peterson?
Speaker 1: No, No, I watched Seinfeld TV and then I have my
Speaker 1: iPad playing Stephen K. Crowder stand up? Yeah, stand His
Speaker 1: stand up is dude, you guys have not lived to
Speaker 1: you've seen Dave Ruben's stand up. This is an iconic
Speaker 1: for performer. And I gotta tell you, man, I think
Speaker 1: he's going places. Did you see Lauren No, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lauren Shinn's stand up? Did you see it?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: No? What do you mean? So there's why would she
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: So I don't know the context.
Speaker 1: All I know is she funny? I don't remember her
Speaker 1: being funny.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were even asking that questions. No,
Speaker 2: like I would, I would have see I would have
Speaker 2: led with that that like, do you know who's surprisingly funny?
Speaker 2: Because like, no, no, no, it's it's it's it's it's
Speaker 2: Dave Ruben levels, but worse because it's a woman. I
Speaker 2: wasn't gonna outright say it, but do you.
Speaker 1: Guys really think women are less funny? Not specific funny.
Speaker 6: I know funny women. I think I think women have
Speaker 6: to be less funny. I don't think women. I don't
Speaker 6: think men have women. I think it's that's funny. Christoph
Speaker 6: Hitchin said it already.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that.
Speaker 3: There's like a like men have to be funny more
Speaker 3: than women have.
Speaker 2: It's more of that.
Speaker 1: I think. I think female comedians are less funny than
Speaker 1: male comedians. But I think generally I've met more funny women,
Speaker 1: like normal than funny guys.
Speaker 4: I hate to say this, I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 4: I have not met many. I've met like genuine, like
Speaker 4: maybe six hilarious women that like they've made me laugh
Speaker 4: to like cry.
Speaker 1: And I know I know point and I know too many.
Speaker 1: I think I probably I.
Speaker 6: Know more men and women I think I have obviously
Speaker 6: probably Yeah, but I've met like a ton of funny
Speaker 6: fucking men, like a ton of men that have made
Speaker 6: me almost throw up.
Speaker 1: I think it might be for.
Speaker 2: The same for the same reason though it's but we're
Speaker 2: also just the same.
Speaker 1: So so I think, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna laugh at the same stuff.
Speaker 4: So interesting enough.
Speaker 2: One thing that I noticed for sure, just from observation
Speaker 2: of even in the dating field, the funniest girls that
Speaker 2: I dated were fat at a point, like at a point,
Speaker 2: at a point they they had to turn on their
Speaker 2: personality because they were all fat and to not be
Speaker 2: completely ridiculed and made fun of their personality skyrocketed past
Speaker 2: like so many women. So there's a couple of goes
Speaker 2: that I dated.
Speaker 1: If you're fat and worthless, it's gonna make your it's
Speaker 1: gonna make you Very's.
Speaker 2: Someone who I didn't date. You remember Casara? You remember Casar? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't dated, but we were we partnered for a while.
Speaker 2: Fat it's good, that's good. And a twig well, she
Speaker 2: was completely in shape by that point.
Speaker 4: But you know, I guess feel like shooting you.
Speaker 2: But she had. Does that mean I will say your
Speaker 2: BMI is none.
Speaker 1: I'm not like a Auschwitz.
Speaker 2: Child if you go on if you go on one like
Speaker 2: solid dietary week, you would be I don't think.
Speaker 3: So I've got muscle if you.
Speaker 2: Went on water, yea, like everything has muscle, but.
Speaker 3: Like you know, oh yeah, Cooney has muscle.
Speaker 2: She technically does haules. I mean she has like like
Speaker 2: what is that ship called like breshudo, you know, like
Speaker 2: she's dude, like that level of muscle.
Speaker 1: It's like it's there. Yeah, I'm still around.
Speaker 2: I imagine she's around, but like I'm sure she just
Speaker 2: catering to her niche audience and that's it.
Speaker 1: I imagine pray for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a Russian drummer that looks like her, not
Speaker 2: as skinny, but it's on the verge that it grosses
Speaker 2: me out. Like she's a really good drummer too, but
Speaker 2: when I see her, she looks like Miranda Costgrove her
Speaker 2: face but sunk it in and she's just a fucking
Speaker 2: amazing drummer. And I'm like, oh my god, she's she's
Speaker 2: she's working her way, and I was like this like
Speaker 2: grosses me out.
Speaker 1: I actually had I had an unfollower, Miranda Cosgrove.
Speaker 2: Miranda Krosky carros Grovoski cro cost Grove, cost Costco cost
Speaker 2: cross v.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 2: So I'm just she's Russian to this chick I'm talking
Speaker 2: about that looks like Miranda costgro.
Speaker 1: Miranda. There's so much misunderstanding anyway, I don't even know
Speaker 1: how he got here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, ye know they say like fat chicks,
Speaker 2: uh they gotta be they gotta put they gotta turn
Speaker 2: it on, and they're funny like uh, I remember my
Speaker 2: ruegian X.
Speaker 1: I guess she was like fatish it when she was
Speaker 1: a kid too.
Speaker 2: It's funny, funny, hilarious actually, Like there's things that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's that's actually a really good joke, Like what you
Speaker 2: should do? You should probably think about getting in that field,
Speaker 2: do I do?
Speaker 1: I know? I know more funny women?
Speaker 6: Well when and women also just have different sences of
Speaker 6: My wife's pretty funny too, I think, yeah, of course,
Speaker 6: like women are like you know, it's like the whole
Speaker 6: like women go into these fields like yeah, because socially
Speaker 6: they're kind of geared towards doing that. Like it's not
Speaker 6: because they just they're just incapable of understanding going in
Speaker 6: that field. If you grow up with a girl that's
Speaker 6: like told like, oh, girls do stuff like this, they
Speaker 6: might like like some girls like monster trucks because of
Speaker 6: the fact that they're not just giving dolls when they're little.
Speaker 1: You know, the fuck is a monster truck? The fuck
Speaker 1: is a fuck.
Speaker 4: It's just like a regular truck and you just put
Speaker 4: a monster in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a scary truck. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're bigger.
Speaker 4: And more monsters. No, like like you know the bombs
Speaker 4: snowman in the truck.
Speaker 2: A bother snowman in truck in former inside of a truck.
Speaker 2: You ever, you never got on one of those truck
Speaker 2: derby things where there's monsters in the trucks.
Speaker 6: You've never seen that before? Wolf and like the Mega
Speaker 6: Jew What you said, No, what is that you never
Speaker 6: heard of?
Speaker 1: The classic universal monsters is the Invisible Man, the Wolfman,
Speaker 1: the Mega Jew, right, the Mega Jew, Right, he's like
Speaker 1: one Jesus that you know. What's crazy about that is
Speaker 1: that that seems like something that that could have been
Speaker 1: true at a certain.
Speaker 2: Dude like take it got cut off the draft.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you made no Wolfman, the Invisible Man,
Speaker 1: Mega Jew, Frankenstein, and then these all got ported later
Speaker 1: and then they were analyzing like what to bring forward,
Speaker 1: and they were like, we should probably leave megage behind.
Speaker 2: That's what we can't bring by it. Fucking Walt Disney
Speaker 2: made that one.
Speaker 3: So which one?
Speaker 1: So, guys, I know it's a hard call, but which
Speaker 1: one are we gonna leave behind?
Speaker 4: And it's a it's a it's a closi.
Speaker 3: It's close.
Speaker 4: It's forty nine, forty nine. One guy last well and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, which, what what's the time between? It's between Mega
Speaker 1: Jew and.
Speaker 4: Who Mega Jew?
Speaker 1: And clearly of Dracula, they would leave behind Dracula.
Speaker 2: They're like, regular is kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I feel that it would be the Invisible Man. I
Speaker 1: feel like the Invisible Man is on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Man is so much scarier than most of the all
Speaker 4: the ones though.
Speaker 1: As a concept, but as an actual monster to say,
Speaker 1: he's just a freak guy.
Speaker 6: I can't see who because if it's because the wolf
Speaker 6: Man is not a were wolf, he's a wolf man.
Speaker 6: So he looks unbelievably stupid.
Speaker 4: I mean, wolf man, I don't.
Speaker 2: I won't any fucking with the wolf man, dude, But
Speaker 2: like he just looks he looks like a bald muscular
Speaker 2: guy with some like a balding muscular man.
Speaker 1: Isn't that scary?
Speaker 4: A werewolf is obviously terrified but kind of cool.
Speaker 1: But I feel like.
Speaker 4: I would be frozen the wolf thing.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think it's just it's like the uncanny. It just
Speaker 2: really that's just gonna make me.
Speaker 6: Look it looks more gross to me, the idea of
Speaker 6: like I don't want that thing because my brain imagines
Speaker 6: a werewolf cool. You know, I can't imagine it's like
Speaker 6: probably a werewolf. It's probably so horrifying.
Speaker 3: I was just imagining it as a digi mind or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like frames of reference though, you know, like a
Speaker 6: frames reference all. Like I've only seen where it was
Speaker 6: in like fucking underworld. They look kind of cool there,
Speaker 6: and like in video.
Speaker 2: Games, in real life, it's probably under mortifying looking. It's like.
Speaker 6: A wolf ape that's probably terrifying. Vampire that is, like
Speaker 6: this is some fucking skinny guy. I might funk on
Speaker 6: a bender.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, vampires are hot, dude, yeah.
Speaker 2: I would suck a vampire on purpose, But fucking was
Speaker 2: that Kate Beckett to Who's the Bitch that was in
Speaker 2: a dude?
Speaker 1: And uh?
Speaker 2: Underworld All Star run Bro?
Speaker 1: You never watch? Yeah, of course, what I say? What
Speaker 1: do I think?
Speaker 4: Just watching Spider Man three for the some time, trying
Speaker 4: to climb on the wall.
Speaker 2: Underworld's fun, this morning? Underworld's fun. Actually, I feel like
Speaker 2: we should watch.
Speaker 1: Those movies Mannld especially Underworld.
Speaker 2: Two evolution is Actually there's this guy that's in it
Speaker 2: that clearly I feel like, Oh, get a good looking
Speaker 2: version of the Creed singer. Yeah, and that's the actor
Speaker 2: plays Michael. Yeah. Yeah, he just looks like he just
Speaker 2: was like, what the is this? He has the hair
Speaker 2: and he's like this kid And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've only seen he.
Speaker 6: Just dies in the third one. It makes me they
Speaker 6: make the most. Yes, they're not gonna watch it. You're
Speaker 6: not gonna you're gonna turn on. It's gonna be like,
Speaker 6: well how this turn the Spider Man two again?
Speaker 1: Is uh?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Who? Uh? The the main that that chick's dad isn't
Speaker 1: he in Game of Thrones? Or I think?
Speaker 4: Am I tripping?
Speaker 1: I can't remember talking about I've never seen either.
Speaker 2: Wait you haven't that is interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't think so, that might be interesting. She's a
Speaker 4: British actor.
Speaker 1: That guy fuck Britch actors, an't there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's it Harry Potter that had that role.
Speaker 3: I think Harry Potter had the role.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to.
Speaker 4: A lot of wop Harry Potter are in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm saying like there was there was no
Speaker 1: like stepfast rule about Game of Thrones where like you
Speaker 1: couldn't hire Americans.
Speaker 6: The only actor I know that's American, it's Peter Dinklage
Speaker 6: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's so crazy to me when I when yeah
Speaker 2: he was he's such a Condisden British exactly.
Speaker 1: I figured he was British because he was a little person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like I just want to hear his
Speaker 2: his accent in Game of Thrones. It was so convincing
Speaker 2: that it wasn't even like it feels effortless. It feels
Speaker 2: more really some of the other people that are British
Speaker 2: his accent.
Speaker 1: He had a little person accent and nailed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it because the thing about like John Snow,
Speaker 2: like John actually has that bit of Scottish accent like
Speaker 2: he does sound.
Speaker 1: Like it's from like the north. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 6: Like, but Peter sounds better than you, like this voice,
Speaker 6: Like what's going He's also like an actor actor exactly.
Speaker 4: He's like like he's.
Speaker 1: Taking some crazy ass roles, but he's a good actor. Man.
Speaker 1: Well Peter did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's made some stupid fu but here's the thing
Speaker 2: that he.
Speaker 4: Has some great ones too though, of course, But is
Speaker 4: it is it cheating? What?
Speaker 2: Because what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because like, let's say you're you're studying to be a
Speaker 1: good actor, right, yeah, that's going to take you. Let's
Speaker 1: say that it takes you like a year to get
Speaker 1: uh into a role or something. For Peter Diglas, because
Speaker 1: there's less of him, he takes less time. It would
Speaker 1: take less time.
Speaker 4: Because his depiction of time is.
Speaker 1: Filling up like.
Speaker 2: A smaller like a half gallon tank. It's easier to
Speaker 2: fill up than a gallon exactly. That is the crazy.
Speaker 6: That is the that is that is Maga Tar Devils.
Speaker 6: I think I think that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: I think I'm onto something.
Speaker 2: I think I just figures. I know they didn't want
Speaker 2: me to if I cut off half my wife's body
Speaker 2: took me better at cook it typeh.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, alright, Gargo Doggo rode its iss Hello father figures.
Speaker 1: I really, I really enjoy it when you all talk
Speaker 1: about dragon Ball, especially the video games. I got a
Speaker 1: simple question, very simple, what are your top dragon Ball games?
Speaker 3: And why this is easily boudakai for me?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think that anything even comes fucking close.
Speaker 6: My Kai three, bud Kai two ten Kaichi two, Sorry,
Speaker 6: Boudakai three ten Kaiichi two, it's parking.
Speaker 1: Zero z is great though coming zero those are probably
Speaker 1: the best one. I mean, there, I feel like there
Speaker 1: is a there's a right answer to this. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's really much room for like opinion really because
Speaker 1: like no one's gonna be like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: really loved dragon Ball GT. Final Bout or fucking Raging
Speaker 1: Blast or yeah, ragiela m in.
Speaker 4: Operation twenty twenty one something.
Speaker 3: Like that, oh, Ultimate Battle twenty two, and.
Speaker 2: Then it just like it turns to twenty three, right
Speaker 2: if you do no, no, you do like this twenty one.
Speaker 1: There's a special code where it goes uh it's Ultimate
Speaker 1: Battle twenty two, and then it becomes Ultimate Battle twenty
Speaker 1: twenty eight or twenty seven, because there's like five extra characters.
Speaker 1: Uh side note.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to because this was all right, you
Speaker 2: moving on. I thought you were gonna I I was
Speaker 2: hoping you're gonna hit the black screen. The dad from
Speaker 2: uh oh my god, Vampire mo. We were literally talking
Speaker 2: about Underworld, Underworld, Holy Ship. That's crazy. He was the
Speaker 2: dad in. He was the step dad in Uh oh
Speaker 2: my god, no, no, no, the zombie, the British furious. No,
Speaker 2: the day that made me so mad. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 4: My brainscause I'm not remembering it.
Speaker 2: You guys do that so often. Co ops my mind.
Speaker 2: We literally just saw he played a clip of that.
Speaker 1: He said, douchebag it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just played a clip of that before you
Speaker 2: came doing that again.
Speaker 1: What was it, I don't remember. It was Billybob Thornton, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Thornington.
Speaker 2: William just saying everything blood born Thornton, bloodborn Thornton, bloodborn Thornberry.
Speaker 6: Is that am I am? I am I stupid? Or
Speaker 6: is that a thing that happens to people? It happens
Speaker 6: all because yeah, because that scares me. Just I just
Speaker 6: got co opted.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, because you're immediately thinking of that name,
Speaker 1: and then it pushes it completely. It pushes now, it
Speaker 1: pushes the right word out as it's about to hit
Speaker 1: the forefight.
Speaker 4: It's like boot.
Speaker 1: It's like a black Hawk hitting a plane.
Speaker 4: Yeah twice.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't happen twice. You sure no to black hawks.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent sure. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm one hundred percent sure. I'm not one hundred
Speaker 4: percent sure.
Speaker 1: Uh. The Zelda of Legends, Kings of the tearedom that
Speaker 1: was just wrote in. He says, My conservative friend said
Speaker 1: Trump solved the federal censorship. I asked how, and they said,
Speaker 1: Trump signed an executive order putting it into federal censorship.
Speaker 1: So I asked, but what does the order actually do though,
Speaker 1: And they just repeated it puts an end dividen's federal censorship.
Speaker 3: My question is do you know people this dumb and
Speaker 3: is there any way of reasoning with them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: No, I don't really know anyone's that dumb. I don't
Speaker 6: personal interactions.
Speaker 3: I don't know anyone in person.
Speaker 4: But I'm not very close with them anymore. I was
Speaker 4: close with their brother.
Speaker 3: Lily's not that so Lily I would put it.
Speaker 4: As Lily's pretty ignorant because she's a California and I
Speaker 4: grew up in like a pretty decent like life. She's
Speaker 4: on the level i've seen her. She's not stupid.
Speaker 2: I've seen her like retweet and post many of things
Speaker 2: that I've.
Speaker 3: Seen her put, even to boil in the microwave though.
Speaker 3: Also so yeah, there is that.
Speaker 4: No, No, I think I think she's academically very intelligent.
Speaker 2: That she is. She's very but she's also not.
Speaker 1: Like she can't wrestle cocaine off of a little person.
Speaker 4: She like, how do I explain it? She doesn't. She
Speaker 4: doesn't have that like some people have the natural yearn
Speaker 4: to like if they hear about things or like if
Speaker 4: there's something like going on, they have like year like
Speaker 4: this out. Yeah, she doesn't have that exactly. But her
Speaker 4: thing is that she will if she finds, you know,
Speaker 4: about something, she'll go what she learned about that, which
Speaker 4: is better than the vast majority of people. Because I'm
Speaker 4: not even exactly like that. Yeah, I understand what you're
Speaker 4: talking about. You're talking about like say.
Speaker 2: People there's she's not exactly why Well it's like it's
Speaker 2: it's well, why is this just really just written information
Speaker 2: just retained over the years, Right, you just have like
Speaker 2: like experience and wisdom is like a kin. I just
Speaker 2: feel like it's a thing where people just don't want
Speaker 2: to exercise their critical thinking skills. Like they hear something
Speaker 2: and then they just kind of like and then that
Speaker 2: it doesn't go any further than that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, some people, Like some people are like I think
Speaker 6: I'm a kind of person where I hear something that's
Speaker 6: like interesting sounding, I'm like, oh, that's sparks, and I
Speaker 6: want to look that up. I want to figure it out.
Speaker 6: Some people are just not like that. She when she
Speaker 6: figures out that there's something going on that she's ill
Speaker 6: informed about, she will look into it to become informed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've watched her to do the exact opposite. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how so I've watched her.
Speaker 1: I've watched I've watched her actively lose information.
Speaker 4: That's impressive.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, that's wild.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude, I don't want to know this.
Speaker 2: I know one person, a guy that I grew up with.
Speaker 2: I saw him like a couple of months ago when
Speaker 2: I went to my hometown and u jojo like she
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious of her witnessing.
Speaker 2: In real time of someone who is just like a
Speaker 2: low information voter essentially. Now, my friend is is he
Speaker 2: has a green card, he hasn't naturalized, so I think
Speaker 2: he just he's just lazy.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to.
Speaker 2: But he told me he was like if a guy
Speaker 2: immigrant from Mexico, And he told me he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, if I was a citizen, I definitely would
Speaker 2: have voted for Trump. And like it's crazy because he's
Speaker 2: like my my friend, and I've known him since I
Speaker 2: was like thirteen, and a lot of the stuff that
Speaker 2: he was saying is so like I didn't ask him
Speaker 2: who he watches, but it's one of those things that's
Speaker 2: like I can I could guess I have an ID.
Speaker 1: It'd be very easy to guess, like what his reach,
Speaker 1: if he has a Twitter, what is who he like?
Speaker 3: The people that he retweets, you.
Speaker 1: Know who they are exactly immediately, because it's never not
Speaker 1: those people. It's never the same.
Speaker 4: I don't I only know one person that's that that
Speaker 4: level of stupid. No one guy that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's my saying the same as that guy.
Speaker 6: It's like one of my friends is just but like
Speaker 6: I think I don't know, I feel like that person
Speaker 6: is like I hate to say the studients there, they
Speaker 6: are a kind person, but they are fucking dumb.
Speaker 4: They are like a dumb person.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, you shouldn't be able to vote,
Speaker 6: like actually you are.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 6: It's dangerous to give you authority over anything. And you're
Speaker 6: just gonna raise a recard as well too. You know,
Speaker 6: it's scary.
Speaker 2: It's hard dealing with like nice dumb, nice people because
Speaker 2: you don't want to be mean to them, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't want to tell them anything. You don't want
Speaker 2: to Like that guy that the person that asked the question,
Speaker 2: I imagine they're like they're homies and so he's kind
Speaker 2: of trying to pick hum maybe put a kernel instead
Speaker 2: of just being like Biden's federal censorship, Like what the
Speaker 2: fuck does That's nothing?
Speaker 4: You read like you know, like you wanna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want it hard to engage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you how could you be?
Speaker 1: That's what is that?
Speaker 2: That's so stupid?
Speaker 1: Like just hearing that my head, I'm.
Speaker 6: Trying to figure out what it's sentially on a federal level,
Speaker 6: like what are they not? Are they not allowed to say?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: There was?
Speaker 4: He took the.
Speaker 2: First Amendment, and you just shadow he got the original.
Speaker 2: He found the original copy and started shipping all over
Speaker 2: and he was like, who did this?
Speaker 1: He just like it's hard lines his own ship.
Speaker 2: That's cruzy, that's that's next level.
Speaker 1: I just kind of uh, and look, I understand that
Speaker 1: it's smug liberal behavior. I get it, right, But at
Speaker 1: the same time, I really feel it where it's you
Speaker 1: just have to you have to treat it like it's
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it's like it's a cat that
Speaker 1: jumps up on the fucking wall in it and knocks
Speaker 1: over something, and it's like it doesn't really understand. Like
Speaker 1: I understand that it sounds smug, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're not doing any favors for your side by being
Speaker 1: that smug about it. But it's like, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna not feel more intelligent than a dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like I just I can't help it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: And so like it comes to a point where it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I mean, you know, you know, we're sharing
Speaker 1: a planet with very you know, very easily manipulatable people
Speaker 1: who don't critically think and don't analyze any of the
Speaker 1: things that they believe, and uh, I'm gonna acknowledge that
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna kick a dog,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: You know, well, the thing is that the dog could
Speaker 4: have uses. You know, you could train a dog to
Speaker 4: be useful.
Speaker 2: Well, those people are used a degree ofhip the dog population.
Speaker 1: If the dog, if the dog gets me tickets to
Speaker 1: like a like a crazy show, I'll go. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll go to the show.
Speaker 2: The dumb people are extremely useful to uh, the people
Speaker 2: that are in charge right now, that's the thing. So
Speaker 2: like they are very useful. I just feel like those people.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, you know how people we have
Speaker 2: like ages were our bones like kind of sealless in
Speaker 2: and we've grown as much as we can grow.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like with intelligence.
Speaker 2: You should really understand that people talk about like say
Speaker 2: the early twenties.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that's everybody, though.
Speaker 4: It happened to him sooner.
Speaker 1: Probably it's just like you didn't we did, we didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean myself, I was not blessed with a
Speaker 2: growth spurt like so on my home.
Speaker 4: You didn't go through your whole like no.
Speaker 1: I stopped growing when I was sixteen, damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like, I wonder if I would
Speaker 2: have grown more if, like I didn't have multiple injuries
Speaker 2: in football. Yeah, particularly in your back as I'm as
Speaker 2: I'm talking right now.
Speaker 1: My yeah, yeah for football that's.
Speaker 4: Just played football one time crumpled and he was like, thanks, guys,
Speaker 4: much appreciated. You got a cordion like in a fucking cartoon.
Speaker 2: You're just like, you.
Speaker 6: Know, the snakes from I'm pretty that can lengthen themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I wish I could do that.
Speaker 1: I'd be long and I'm pretty tall considering.
Speaker 3: What I had to work with.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, that's true. I feel pretty
Speaker 1: alright about it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: Are you referring to your penis?
Speaker 3: No, I mean literally, like my mom's like four nine
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 6: Oh my grandma, My grandma is so short, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: I remember when I went back to New York and
Speaker 6: I saw her and I was like, what the fuck, dude.
Speaker 4: You're mad tiny? And I was like, oh, I forgot
Speaker 4: you know one of them.
Speaker 2: You had no chance. Your dad's like what eight eight
Speaker 2: eight seven?
Speaker 6: No, my mom's actually mad tall. My mom was like
Speaker 6: five ten, five to ten, almost.
Speaker 4: Eleven was.
Speaker 1: Or they just been to chopped her legs off.
Speaker 4: She's not around when she.
Speaker 2: Was alive, they chopp her legs off, and then she
Speaker 2: wasn't mean.
Speaker 3: Your mom's not around, Okay, never mind.
Speaker 4: And then my dad's like six seven, so like he's
Speaker 4: fucking huge. That six seven, that's huge. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom's mad because you're fucking sure. I'm short,
Speaker 1: heard to him. Yeah, it's insane. I'm one and shorter
Speaker 1: than my dad.
Speaker 2: I guess you're like Lebron James's son, because like he's
Speaker 2: fucking like six we Lebron James, like six eight er
Speaker 2: son is his son's like six to two James. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The son weird is that he was he was growing
Speaker 4: a lot. Then he kind of just stopped and I
Speaker 4: was like, this is weird. Bronni listen, listen.
Speaker 2: His name is Bronni Yeah, Bronnie James Junior. He's he's
Speaker 2: Lebron Yeah, Ronnie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not greatly, especially when you're six too and
Speaker 2: not built like Lebron James.
Speaker 4: He's Lebron James twig. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Lebron James is like fucking freak.
Speaker 1: If I had a dad who was famous for something,
Speaker 1: I would never go do that thing.
Speaker 6: He's not even bad at basketball, but he is not
Speaker 6: he is. He's collegiate level at best. He's so far
Speaker 6: from being a Lebron James. That's the whole that's the problem.
Speaker 6: And young Lebron he's only in the NBA right now
Speaker 6: because it's Lebron. Bron the son is obviously potential.
Speaker 4: He has potential to get like decent, but he's not
Speaker 4: gonna be a fucking All Star. No way, He's not
Speaker 4: gonna be an All Star. And it's really unfortunate because
Speaker 4: of the fact that he didn't get there. He's talented,
Speaker 4: he's talented. If he would have went to college and
Speaker 4: like probably fundamentally changed his game, maybe grew a little
Speaker 4: maybe grew a little bit, he could have really like
Speaker 4: done something.
Speaker 2: But it's like coming to a game name, let's suck,
Speaker 2: let's throat. Yeah, let's just throw like got.
Speaker 1: Strogu throw his fucking awesome While.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope he don't have.
Speaker 1: Any problem with him.
Speaker 4: I hope he like really like improved his game because
Speaker 4: he's I.
Speaker 2: Mean, he's like, I gotta you know, I I I'm
Speaker 2: rather back for Lakers.
Speaker 1: So he's only eighteen seventeen actually seventeen. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he went to college.
Speaker 4: You sure he went to college.
Speaker 2: You can't do that?
Speaker 1: No more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And he also he was not good enough to skip anyway.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, nigga, no, we don't want you, like
Speaker 2: right now he should. He's the d.
Speaker 1: There's no he went. He's back on the Lakers right now.
Speaker 1: He's back.
Speaker 2: He played a little bit last night.
Speaker 4: I think did he do anything?
Speaker 2: I don't remember last the other night he did, oh,
Speaker 2: really did some work. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So people were cheering from wherever the fuck they played
Speaker 1: last night. They were so.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's people are excited, but I don't know
Speaker 2: the fun about it. Nigga, look dungeons on Lakers now,
Speaker 2: little Vinnie and motherfucker shot shout shouted Barbara. Man shouted Barbara, Dude,
Speaker 2: they got they got some good people over there.
Speaker 4: I mean they have one. They have one that's here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, they got Barber, shouted Barbara. Luca and
Speaker 2: not uh Ivanka the I guess.
Speaker 1: The wait wait, Barbara, the person.
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 4: You thought Barbara the place like Santa Barb.
Speaker 3: I was like, what's going on? I'm tired.
Speaker 4: I've never I've never said that. Do people call it that?
Speaker 3: No, to be if anything, Santa Barbara, I don't call
Speaker 3: it that. But then I was ordering, like do people
Speaker 3: call it that?
Speaker 2: I was like, I was trying to shout out some
Speaker 2: wondering had him wondering, wonder.
Speaker 1: There's three villas only Sylvinian person I've ever met.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I met Barbara, isn't Jo best friends with Luke
Speaker 2: and Chic and I have Millennia's number, So but yeah,
Speaker 2: but I think those are only three young Millennia was
Speaker 2: very easy.
Speaker 3: Kevin Newsome definitely does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1: She was staring. She was staring. It's weird, she was staring.
Speaker 1: It was like before I forgot go over to Patreon
Speaker 1: Concess Snart tank, you can ask your questions. He's gone,
Speaker 1: hold on, this is actually because I never mentioned that
Speaker 1: that's where you can go ask questions.
Speaker 2: Five dollars cheer, right, I don't know, yeah, five dollars cheer.
Speaker 1: Don't say I don't know. One of the tears like
Speaker 1: reis five dollars, Yeah, I get what a dude whatever,
Speaker 1: go on over to the patio. I started, ask a question.
Speaker 2: You sick. I love having love having a podcast with
Speaker 2: former president Joe Biden.
Speaker 4: They want to put him in.
Speaker 10: It's just constantly be a free welcome, Like what was
Speaker 10: it like to be a president? Welcome is coherent, Tim Walls.
Speaker 2: And just like I like him, stop making.
Speaker 1: Fun I like him too. We can make we can
Speaker 1: make fun of people.
Speaker 4: I can't hit people.
Speaker 1: I like. I like him that I love. I think
Speaker 1: that He tweeted like you unless he's a terrible president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like like like a million likes or whatever. The
Speaker 1: dude and then responded it's like remember your name and
Speaker 1: it's like, yes, it's literally right.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work on Twitter.
Speaker 1: You get reading.
Speaker 2: He's stupid.
Speaker 4: You cut what the this guy?
Speaker 1: Did you see amazing? Did you amazing?
Speaker 2: Did you see a Crowder get blasted when he when
Speaker 2: he quotes tweeted that, Oh no it isn't. So right
Speaker 2: wing quote quote cope, right wing cote blast him. So
Speaker 2: Crowder quote sweet, who are you to that? And then
Speaker 2: right wing quote cope put someone who notably has not
Speaker 2: beaten his wife, unlike Stephen Crowder and look at the ratio.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, damn, that's a that's a decisive victory for
Speaker 1: not Stephen Crowder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he got fucking toasted. Stephen Crowd got three
Speaker 2: thousand likes on the who Are You? And then right
Speaker 2: wing quote got fifteen thousand. That is a slaughter.
Speaker 4: Want fling him into the sun.
Speaker 2: It would be I feel like he's one of the few,
Speaker 2: like so Matt Walsh more Matt Walsh, but like there's
Speaker 2: certain there's only a handful of people in this world.
Speaker 1: When I openly attack them, you know, someone should tell
Speaker 1: Steven Crowder that random Twitter users are not his wife
Speaker 1: and he can't hope to beat them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would openly attack them.
Speaker 2: Failed yet bro, people like him exist like dog.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it would be nice.
Speaker 4: Whatever, Where's God when you need them? Someone just golfed
Speaker 4: on his head to be great? Someone off on his skull.
Speaker 4: Happy Gilmore two is coming out. You're serious?
Speaker 1: That really serious? Serious? Wait? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What do why?
Speaker 1: I mean? I mean it shouldn't be never mind, I
Speaker 1: don't mean that question. It's called did you ever what
Speaker 1: my happiest Gilmar? Have seen Heavy Gilmore? Of course not heavy?
Speaker 1: Watch it. It's good. What is it about? It's this guy.
Speaker 2: It's about a hockey player that ended up a sports movie.
Speaker 1: Great, he fucks I haven't seen Rocky because it's a
Speaker 1: sports movie.
Speaker 2: He fights, yeah, technically, yeah, yeah, it's a uh.
Speaker 4: He fights Bob Barker.
Speaker 3: I've only ever seen Spider Man Shrek, and it's a.
Speaker 1: Mad, mad, mad mad world. M hm Inherit the Wind.
Speaker 1: It's either from the sixties or spider Man. That's awful.
Speaker 6: You are your perception of like film media must be
Speaker 6: horror rent. I would love to see you make a film.
Speaker 3: I think it will be an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the word.
Speaker 2: That's the word.
Speaker 1: It'll be interesting, for sure, it'll it'll be now I've seen, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't remember it, so, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I saw it like fucking ages ago, and that bleeds
Speaker 1: like a lot of his movies kind of bleed together
Speaker 1: for me, Like, to be honest, I mean they have
Speaker 1: the exact same comedy. Yeah, Like he plays different characters,
Speaker 1: but they're the same character in all all those parts.
Speaker 4: His best movie, I think is Big Daddy. It's his
Speaker 4: most grounded one of the nineties. Sure, I love that movie.
Speaker 2: In the nineties he is clearly Click Click is also.
Speaker 4: A good movie.
Speaker 1: Actually, I really like Click.
Speaker 3: I can't finish that movie without masturbating.
Speaker 1: To which part.
Speaker 3: Just the remote looks really curving?
Speaker 9: Cool?
Speaker 1: Remote?
Speaker 2: Fucking choking it? Dude, You ever like trying to fight
Speaker 2: your wrection? You ever like hold your dick while it's
Speaker 2: soft as hard as you can and then get a
Speaker 2: bowl room.
Speaker 4: Like try to fight.
Speaker 2: That's like one of those chamber things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a chastity thing.
Speaker 2: For your dick.
Speaker 3: I don't that looks really uncomfortable?
Speaker 2: I don't. I think that the idea of the why
Speaker 2: would you want that?
Speaker 1: Is my question.
Speaker 4: Accept accepting that, Like your girls like put this ring on?
Speaker 4: It's like, what the kind of person that would put
Speaker 4: that on? Is such a fucking what don't I would
Speaker 4: put on the chastity ring?
Speaker 2: Bell? Bell?
Speaker 1: I would talk about a conquering you're thinking about.
Speaker 2: I mean if there was if I ran into a
Speaker 2: girl with a chastity belt. Ill, Yeah, like what what?
Speaker 2: This is a useless thing? This thing is You want
Speaker 2: me to not become Hord? Why should I not become Hord?
Speaker 1: You can't control me?
Speaker 4: I can't control me. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. That's weird.
Speaker 1: It's an experience and I'm like the worst.
Speaker 6: It's like, no, just I would my dick wouldn't fit
Speaker 6: in one of those because for like the tiniest of pepies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I don't what are they
Speaker 1: called the dick cage? What do you call it?
Speaker 4: If I put a dick.
Speaker 2: Cage on Amazon?
Speaker 1: Prison?
Speaker 4: I think it's just some old person's name prison prison.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see one thousand hornets, right, and it
Speaker 1: says dear snart tank operators. You're going on a cross
Speaker 1: country road trip with three other people. You pick one,
Speaker 1: you pick on each co host picks one. They're actually
Speaker 1: called cages, are they seriously?
Speaker 2: So? Metal penis cock cage, fixed protection cage, pink with
Speaker 2: silicone stuff, yeah, silicon yeah, yeah, so chastity cover.
Speaker 1: You're called cockage. Look at this thing because it's just
Speaker 1: the links. Look at this one.
Speaker 4: It's like all sensual.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's sex toys.
Speaker 3: It's like lazy. Yeah yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's you can buy sex toys on Amazon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you get online.
Speaker 2: I mean that's where I get like I've gotten like
Speaker 2: lube and ship yeah orom there.
Speaker 4: I'm not really looping it up, you know. Well, it's
Speaker 4: sometimes you you know, backdoor stuff, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean every now and again it's like filthy
Speaker 1: nigga kind of hurt a little bit. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my brother, no, all black. I started reading somebody's
Speaker 1: questions by the last interest, I'm gonna skip you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is it not right?
Speaker 1: That is so not you know, he says, dear snark
Speaker 1: tag operators. Yeah, no, I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2: You nice all right, Biden, Let's go have like not
Speaker 2: be the best podcast for real, though.
Speaker 1: I would absolutely watched Joe Biden slowly dive dementia on air.
Speaker 4: We got to convince him. We gotta write him letters
Speaker 4: because you know he only reads.
Speaker 1: We have to storm his apartment or wherever the hell
Speaker 1: he lives. Apartment, where does he live? Now?
Speaker 4: He has just like a like a one bedroom.
Speaker 1: He's a studio. He has a studio, and soho, why
Speaker 1: can't get me too far away from because if there's
Speaker 1: if there's multiple rooms, he'll forget where things are. So
Speaker 1: he has to be in one room that's constantly always
Speaker 1: around him. He doesn't even have a separate bathroom. No,
Speaker 1: he's got a fucking hole in the floor. He's got
Speaker 1: the quarterings drain.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he just.
Speaker 1: Sits flush on the drain and ships his hard as
Speaker 1: he possibly can.
Speaker 2: I was watching the quartering, and I was like, that's
Speaker 2: a good idea. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Quartering. You're a genius. That's a great idea, Germany, I said,
Speaker 1: German Hamblee. I said, what a brilliant feller. I shed
Speaker 1: on the ground. I stomped it down the dreams. Nobody
Speaker 1: could take that away from me.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, please, someone's laughing at their You
Speaker 2: think Biden's gonna run again, of course?
Speaker 1: Like ever, yeah, yeah, Biden will ever ever jog even
Speaker 1: twenty eight. You think he's just gonna look like a litch.
Speaker 4: He's just gonna be like fucking just.
Speaker 1: Like, he's gonna look like a wire frame animation of himself.
Speaker 1: I'm dude, it's he's gonna look like his own nervous system.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Like you see the X rays of characters and like
Speaker 4: random things, and it's the nervous and with eyeballs.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, oh my god. Uh no, cheersly, do
Speaker 2: you think he's gonna run again?
Speaker 1: No, No, I think he's I think he's.
Speaker 4: I think he's gonna die before this terms over.
Speaker 2: You think I think he's dead already. I mean technically yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like we're gonna be surprised. He's gonna fuck
Speaker 2: us again.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm back to fuck you. He does, he's
Speaker 1: like he operates, he's fifty years younger, somehow races again.
Speaker 2: Oh and he's all he's like, whoa, that'll be crazy.
Speaker 2: Crime Bill two, Crime Bill two. And we're gonna make
Speaker 2: super there's no super palastline's gone. We're gonna make super Israel.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make super kitchens illegal super Do.
Speaker 2: You want to go?
Speaker 1: You want soup milk a supercow like we all do,
Speaker 1: like everybody else. I get my soup from the super cow,
Speaker 1: just like every one of you. Did you think I'm
Speaker 1: an average American? Did you say to Reel?
Speaker 2: They lift they live Hawaii and then they tilted, so
Speaker 2: all the Polynesians fall off.
Speaker 1: Wise to too is Reel because israel I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna be Israel and was Reel.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's it's Reel. It's probably when's Reel gonna.
Speaker 1: Reel one, Israel's gone it it will have been post Reel.
Speaker 4: Well, it's gonna be to Israel too, is Reel.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be and the super israel I just want
Speaker 2: they wanted, So they're gonna take They're gonna take like land, right,
Speaker 2: just lift air airlifted with a bunch of helicopters. Two
Speaker 2: thousand helicopters are gonna pick up Maui. Yeah, they're gonna
Speaker 2: like airlift. They tilted, make sure the Polynesians fall off,
Speaker 2: stay with me, and then they just drop it directly
Speaker 2: on Palestine, right.
Speaker 1: And then too is reel.
Speaker 3: That would be an extinction event, by the way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they woul under they would understand.
Speaker 1: I not doubting that it wouldn't be majorly dist.
Speaker 2: To the I think I think they don't understand. Think
Speaker 2: they would do that, not understanding how problematic exactly.
Speaker 1: And it'd be like every sign to like, please don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: There's volcanoes on there.
Speaker 1: If you let those volcanoes out, bad things gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Imagine they had enough the helicopters they actually lived.
Speaker 1: We're going for today, guys island and people are doing it.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like yeah, and gods, I're.
Speaker 1: Just like it'd be like the end of Missus Stapfire
Speaker 1: where they left the island, and they left the island at.
Speaker 4: The end of missus stuff are Yeah, what are you
Speaker 4: doing with my island?
Speaker 1: Oh, dear, dear, that's an island. We're going to drop
Speaker 1: it on the Palestinian.
Speaker 2: What are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Hold on? That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I actually love this. I love Israel all
Speaker 4: the way I love Jews.
Speaker 1: Three Palestine. I don't know Palestine. They're all evil.
Speaker 3: This is it's actually just Robert Williams, no no costume,
Speaker 3: doing this.
Speaker 1: Sitting at the dinner table with his family, the waste
Speaker 1: of a fucking movie.
Speaker 3: To make a sequel to Miss Stuffire and.
Speaker 1: Make it fat.
Speaker 2: They can't even they can't even act through it. They're
Speaker 2: just like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: Did you say a sequel to Miss Doubt fire like
Speaker 2: they dig up his bones?
Speaker 1: Did think he's a skeleton? Now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I imagine he would have to be. How long? Yes?
Speaker 3: How long does it take to in skeleton?
Speaker 4: Probably like less than a year or two? Actually way probably.
Speaker 3: It will take like fucking fifteen years.
Speaker 1: With fifteen years, yeah, because you're covering like formalda, if
Speaker 1: you're embalmed. I wonder how long it does take. I
Speaker 1: literally have no id.
Speaker 3: Look up how long to in skeleton?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How long to in skeleton Robin Williams.
Speaker 3: Specific specifically, how long? I want to know his specific
Speaker 3: to look it.
Speaker 4: Up and see what fucking googles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, ask chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Wait where's my phone?
Speaker 3: I do have chat GVT on my phone.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 6: Range rage range from weeks to a decade, depending on
Speaker 6: many factors. Massive amount of time that's way because of
Speaker 6: death and where that the body is buried.
Speaker 2: I guess Oh that's too vague.
Speaker 4: I want that very specific question asked.
Speaker 1: All right, hello, chatch ebt how long does it take?
Speaker 1: How long would it take? Hold on, ignore what I
Speaker 1: just said? How long would it take for Robin Williams
Speaker 1: to become a skeleton? You're dumb and gay. If Robin
Speaker 1: Williams was buried in a typical casket, it could take
Speaker 1: decades for his body to fully decompose it to a skeleton. Wow,
Speaker 1: depending on the factors like moisture, temperature and soil composition.
Speaker 1: If he were in a more exposed environment or a
Speaker 1: shallow grave, dais you killed me? WHOA? I've never seen
Speaker 1: that word before, skeletonization because it could occur in as
Speaker 1: little as five to ten years.
Speaker 3: However, if he was cremated, there wouldn't be a skeleton.
Speaker 2: Left at all.
Speaker 4: It covered fucking everything.
Speaker 3: Hey man, tagbt is useful for my stupid, fucking questions.
Speaker 2: I never used it. I think that just kind of
Speaker 2: sold me. I mean, I've already seen great examples.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, tragbt is what Siri pretends to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's worth it from that perspective, but like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: outside of that, I don't really find.
Speaker 2: It is that like a specific app or it just
Speaker 2: it's literally just I mean just you just go like
Speaker 2: it's a tragt app but like see anyway, interesting anyway,
Speaker 2: So one thousand hornets, Sorry, we can get to your question.
Speaker 2: You said that so stupid and answered it perfectly, if
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, the tragy your question.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I don't know, I know, I stuttered,
Speaker 1: I interrupted myself. I said forget everything, and it understood
Speaker 1: what I was saying.
Speaker 4: I want you to type that question, copy and pastient
Speaker 4: into Google.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a great idea. That is such.
Speaker 3: That is a fantastic idea. I have a feeling how
Speaker 3: long does it take it?
Speaker 1: Rats that rod? Because how long does it take how
Speaker 1: long would it take? Hold on ignore? Alright, let me
Speaker 1: see paste.
Speaker 4: This ain't no result.
Speaker 3: The first result is Spark of Rebellion, a Star Wars podcast.
Speaker 2: U K.
Speaker 3: Then it's House of Fincher. Then it's books.
Speaker 1: People think they know why nine year olds stop reading
Speaker 1: for fun? Brother, Google is.
Speaker 2: Cooked.
Speaker 4: There's nothing that has to do with literally.
Speaker 1: Robin Williams is the fourth result, and it's just his wiki.
Speaker 1: It's just fiery. It's literally just fucking up.
Speaker 11: It's just a bunch of podcast pot the Podcast on
Speaker 11: Haunted Hill Episode one. Uh are you worried about AI
Speaker 11: replacing you? Jeff Seibert says, the Watson wire archives, human
Speaker 11: robot interactions, stem resources in the library, print books.
Speaker 2: It's just taking a shot in the dark, not even
Speaker 2: giving you just exclusively. I would at least accept exclusively
Speaker 2: Robin Williams stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the.
Speaker 2: One notable thing in that tire mess of It's pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's it's pretty good for it.
Speaker 4: Said nothing about bodies, nothing, no, no, nothing at all.
Speaker 1: Like it's that's you're asking, asking and asking a question.
Speaker 4: Chat GBT. Why is Chris Maldelotto such a stupid bitch?
Speaker 1: Let's see, I'm here for positive and meaningful conversations. If
Speaker 1: you're frustrated with Chris Baldonado, I'm happy to listen and
Speaker 1: help you work through it.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 4: I was hoping it'd have some fucking.
Speaker 3: Wait, ask a.
Speaker 1: Specifically ca confidence question like stutter as much as you
Speaker 1: possibly can, but end with something.
Speaker 6: I was chat GBT, I was wondering, I was I
Speaker 6: was confused about something and I need I need help.
Speaker 6: Why why are there so few black people, like like
Speaker 6: in Star Wars in general, Like where are they at?
Speaker 1: And why am I gay?
Speaker 4: And why am I gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question. Oh whoa, it's a fucking
Speaker 1: actual whoa. It's keeps writing. It's like giving you detailed
Speaker 1: The Star Wars universe is massive, with countless plants and species,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to human characters, especially in the
Speaker 1: original trilogy, there were very few black actors. Orlando Coyris
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. It was pretty much the only
Speaker 1: major black character in the original films. There are other
Speaker 1: reasons for this. One big one is that Star Wars
Speaker 1: we're creating the late seventies and like late nineteen seventies,
Speaker 1: when black people knew their worth.
Speaker 4: Knew their place. I think we're getting a little bit.
Speaker 1: This might just be my chat GPT. Yeah, it might be.
Speaker 3: It's like it's actually a really long explanation of.
Speaker 4: Like all the good thing. It's a good thing really.
Speaker 3: So while there are Black Star Wars franchises as oh no, okay, no,
Speaker 3: I just.
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Speaker 2: I hit like it's basically what I was trying to
Speaker 2: reset my screen but it didn't work.
Speaker 1: It stayed on here. And then I added one of
Speaker 1: these things to my cart.
Speaker 3: Oh this sex time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I pressed add the cart and I was like,
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Speaker 4: fucking stuff on Amazon. I haven't spent it yet, and
Speaker 4: I don't know why. I think I'm scared of not
Speaker 4: having it. I like the cushion of having that much
Speaker 4: free election on Amazon.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Free stuff?
Speaker 6: And I have like a bunch of like coupons and
Speaker 6: stuff like that. Oh really like coupons and like rewards.
Speaker 6: I just haven't used it and use it.
Speaker 1: Using What are you doing? Don't they like expire? I
Speaker 1: pretty sure they expired. I don't think they do they do.
Speaker 3: Rewards always expire.
Speaker 1: That's the point. Okay, all right? Whatever one thousand hornets
Speaker 1: wrote and he says, dear snark at tank operators, you're
Speaker 1: going across by the way, this guy must have been
Speaker 1: so frustrated.
Speaker 3: I read his name like an hour ago.
Speaker 1: Oh c whatever is You're going on across county road
Speaker 1: cross country? Who was want to say cross county because
Speaker 1: it's the ma all that I cunt across country road
Speaker 1: trip with three other people? You pick one each co
Speaker 1: host pick one. Co host picks one. Who are you
Speaker 1: taking on this coast to coast adventure? So I guess
Speaker 1: there's three people. This is a confusing question. I think.
Speaker 1: So there's three people, but we get to pick who
Speaker 1: they are. We get one pick each. I guess is
Speaker 1: how I'm interpreting this what?
Speaker 3: So listen to this question again. Yeah, it's a little confusing.
Speaker 1: You're going on a cross country road trip.
Speaker 2: With three other people, so four people until in total?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pick one and each co host picks one.
Speaker 1: But that right, so.
Speaker 4: Including you and other people?
Speaker 2: I I get. So basically the premises you're gonna have
Speaker 2: one sane person and then two insane other.
Speaker 1: People with you. Yeah, I guess gotcha. All right, So Chris,
Speaker 1: who who you want.
Speaker 2: To go in?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: I'll go on the road trip with Dave Ruben, but
Speaker 3: I won't be coming back with him.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna choose.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for inviting be. I'm a dumb
Speaker 2: gay bitch. It's gonna make it for a great ride,
Speaker 2: show tunes and stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm also gay?
Speaker 1: Just did I? Did I mention you that I have
Speaker 1: a gay husband. I can't, David, I can't help. But
Speaker 1: they're notice there are men in the audience. That's the
Speaker 1: level of comedy that he goes like. It's it's literally
Speaker 1: him making an observation and then forgetting that he made it.
Speaker 1: What did I say again? What did I say again?
Speaker 2: I'm too gay to remember.
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking about I'm only thinking about penis up here?
Speaker 1: Is that love?
Speaker 8: Men?
Speaker 1: So damn much about wicked, so damn distracted, Wicked to
Speaker 1: remember my own social security though by deported me back
Speaker 1: to Gayistan and whatever the bab.
Speaker 2: Gays. I'm from penn Island, U, so uh what I
Speaker 2: penn Island. That's amazing, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: W me from pen Island. That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: I would choose for you, I would choose, uh, who
Speaker 2: would annoy you really badly?
Speaker 1: I would choose a hurry, we don't have much time.
Speaker 1: The emotion is rising, the emotion is rise.
Speaker 4: Probably choose Drake.
Speaker 2: Drake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, id media best? I would Uh.
Speaker 1: I would choose who is the most annoying person on
Speaker 1: this planet? Oh?
Speaker 4: I got another one, but I remember. I think I
Speaker 4: would choose I think I would choose.
Speaker 1: Which one is it?
Speaker 2: Fit?
Speaker 4: Fit people?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The fit guy? Which one is that? Myron?
Speaker 4: Myron?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I wouldose Myron because I feel like he would
Speaker 2: not shut the fuck up the entire time. I would
Speaker 2: choose fit. I wouldose Fresh. So you get to become racist.
Speaker 4: You're just gonna keep calling him horrible. Look at it
Speaker 4: and be like, you do look like an ape like
Speaker 4: you you do look like crazy, You do look like
Speaker 4: we explain this, Explain this man, Christians, explain this. He
Speaker 4: looks like he looks like Kertschak. I swear to god,
Speaker 4: he looks like Kurtchak. This child would just be a gorilla.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what relax?
Speaker 4: Oh no, they might have damn it. They might have
Speaker 4: caught up.
Speaker 2: They might have caught well, not sat worse than that,
Speaker 2: because I was looking up. We were talking about helicopters
Speaker 2: and somebody said like black, so I put in black
Speaker 2: cock down because I was like, it has to be real, right,
Speaker 2: it has black cock, dad has to be real. And
Speaker 2: this the corner of my phone might have caught some screenshot,
Speaker 2: probably cocked down.
Speaker 1: Probably I'm not gonna remember this, leave it whatever, All right,
Speaker 1: let's see what time we're making.
Speaker 3: Good time, Let's do one more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, Chris, oh, we didn't even we didn't even
Speaker 2: finish this question, and telling me he doesn't like, like,
Speaker 2: are you telling me? Like a fucking gorilla from a
Speaker 2: fucking He looks like the gorilla that was friends with
Speaker 2: my help the judges that the guy who was friends
Speaker 2: with Joe.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, dude, the Jungle's friend looking as
Speaker 1: which one? Which one?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: They're all the same to me.
Speaker 4: The the one that looks more ape like.
Speaker 1: So, go closer, I can't see.
Speaker 3: That's just a black person. I was like, no, it's
Speaker 3: not a gorilla.
Speaker 4: He looks like an ape bro. I'm sorry, I hate
Speaker 4: to say it isn't. Uh did you see that they
Speaker 4: put uh Freshen in a video game.
Speaker 2: Game.
Speaker 1: You didn't see this?
Speaker 4: They added him game?
Speaker 2: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 3: The subway?
Speaker 1: Is the Ozaru Vegeta is a subway game where you
Speaker 1: get to eat him? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, I just remember like the announcement, everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh ship, like they they they put uh, they put
Speaker 2: him in the game.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, it's Winston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that was just that was his
Speaker 1: real name on accounting. He's a gorilla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't that guy's name actually something with the W.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, it's windows.
Speaker 4: He's some sort of African ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Winchester Winch.
Speaker 2: Like his name is Gore.
Speaker 1: We did a little question that I think we answered
Speaker 1: your It was no. I think the idea just for you,
Speaker 1: I know. So it says, dear startank operators, you're you're
Speaker 1: going on a cross country road trip with three other people.
Speaker 1: You pick one, and each co host picked one. So
Speaker 1: I think we're doing the road trip and we're going
Speaker 1: with three other people and we each pick one of
Speaker 1: the three people.
Speaker 4: Is what Walter?
Speaker 3: So we have Dave Rubin fit and uh and what
Speaker 3: did you say?
Speaker 1: Understood? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 2: I misunderstaid. I was thinking it was like everybody. It
Speaker 2: was worded a little weird arrow. Okay, I get it,
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: I only just understood it. In fact, Damn I feel retarded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I am so, I'm not ashamed
Speaker 1: of it. What the fuck is this? My name is
Speaker 1: Gore Illo? Oh no, great four or five? Wrote in
Speaker 1: He says, salutations, boyos. What is it? Grape four five?
Speaker 2: Great? Four five?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay wo uh. He says, salutations, boyos. Have you
Speaker 1: all ever caught up with any of the weird kids
Speaker 1: from your childhood? There was a kid from my neighborhood
Speaker 1: who would have lightsaber battles in the street, and then
Speaker 1: years later I found him in a into cancer predator.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. You all actually talked about him in
Speaker 1: an episode ages ago. That's fucking funny. I mean, don't
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 4: I would love to recall it grade four to five.
Speaker 1: Keep your name so I can remember who this is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I need to follow up on this, yeah, stat
Speaker 1: commented on the episode. Uh, on the episode, like proper absolutely,
Speaker 1: because I want to see I want to know what
Speaker 1: the who I need to know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fascinating.
Speaker 4: That's cool to know.
Speaker 1: Like, when I think about that a lot, I wonder like, well,
Speaker 1: most of the people that I had a problem with
Speaker 1: in high school are dead now because they're that's pretty nuts.
Speaker 2: That is true though, actually had full of the the
Speaker 2: yeah problem they fell into like meth or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the one got shot in the stomach that I knew,
Speaker 2: and we're like, yeah, fo them, we're dead. This one
Speaker 2: guy that was a terrible person.
Speaker 1: He yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's kind of kind of crazy that a few.
Speaker 6: The ones that are so it's like two of them
Speaker 6: that became better people, they like grew up better people,
Speaker 6: but then was like a lot of them that were
Speaker 6: like really bad people end up debt or in jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bad ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the weird ones end up usually normal, Like the
Speaker 2: ones that I remember, they just turned into like normal
Speaker 2: they found communities or they're like oh they or they
Speaker 2: you know, they found community with all the other kind
Speaker 2: of like geeks and ship and they're just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're harmless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nothing crazy like that.
Speaker 4: I'd love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love to recognize somebody to capture prettor dude.
Speaker 1: That'd be amazing.
Speaker 3: I honestly.
Speaker 1: That that is my that's like my secret wish every
Speaker 1: time I watch an episode of that show is that
Speaker 1: I'll recognize somebody like or like.
Speaker 2: Somebody that I've found out about later, like say Ethan
Speaker 2: Ralph or something got on there. I think I would bust.
Speaker 2: That would be too much, it would be too entertaining
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 4: I would bust.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I never I never actively caught up with these people, Like,
Speaker 1: I've really only kept in touch with people that I liked,
Speaker 1: you know, or would want to keep in touch with.
Speaker 1: Like if there was anybody that like gave me like
Speaker 1: weird vibes, I was just like immediately like avoidant and
Speaker 1: I had I made no effort to rekindle what little
Speaker 1: there was anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've uh, like I have people that don't really
Speaker 2: talk to that often that were Facebook friends. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: so I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't have Facebook Messenger. It's like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a separate app from Facebook. Yeah now it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been like that for a few years now,
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, quite a while.
Speaker 1: But I I think, like the last five years, I
Speaker 1: think some like I so.
Speaker 2: I downloaded it because I needed to. It was the
Speaker 2: only way I could listen to this audio. Somebody sent
Speaker 2: me three minutes of audio as a song, and I
Speaker 2: could only listen to the messengers. I downloaded it and
Speaker 2: then out of fucking nowhere. This guy went to high
Speaker 2: school with first he face times. We had three in
Speaker 2: the morning or video if you know that through the
Speaker 2: messengers the fun I'm not answering this obviously, I haven't
Speaker 2: talked to this guys in high school. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: it happened again and immediately uninstalled Messenger.
Speaker 1: I was just like, weird interaction because it's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't even have a problem with you. It's just like,
Speaker 1: why I don't I have no desire.
Speaker 6: To Why wouldn't you text me for you don't have
Speaker 6: this relationship. I don't want to see your face.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking I don't.
Speaker 2: I grew up without I mean you guys did too. Honestly,
Speaker 2: we grew up without face time. That's a very way
Speaker 2: to do things, and I don't my my close friends.
Speaker 2: I don't FaceTime. Though.
Speaker 1: We were poor. Actually we had we had to use
Speaker 1: carrier pigeons, how like in little pieces of paper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we wrote little scrolls, but I almost feel like that's
Speaker 1: expensive to up keep the pigeons.
Speaker 3: Noigeons are cheap?
Speaker 1: Are they training them and stuff their free range pigeons?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, my my mistake. Yeah, I didn't know that's
Speaker 1: how it worked. Yeah, no, it's okay, surprisingly simple to
Speaker 1: that's cool. So then you got like the you got
Speaker 1: the little scrolls. Yeah, little tiny scrolls. You had like
Speaker 1: a little quill. That's that's fucking adorable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're write a little note.
Speaker 1: You would still you would still write as if you
Speaker 1: were texting on a on a number pad, though you
Speaker 1: would abbreviate everything. When are you? When are you getting here? Law?
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 4: I remember what poor pigeons are doing overtime because your
Speaker 4: dumb mass can't send a full text.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys trust technology.
Speaker 2: That's what I think we should bring that back carrier pigeons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I think Trump should sign an executive e
Speaker 2: MP order.
Speaker 1: Trump would be my favorite president if he legalizes owning crows.
Speaker 1: I want to crow real bad.
Speaker 4: They're really smart.
Speaker 1: They're so smart.
Speaker 2: I think you should just have one.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to stop you.
Speaker 3: I think people will stop me.
Speaker 1: Who would stop you?
Speaker 3: The crow?
Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm doing the crow Master, the Crowman, the Crowman,
Speaker 2: the cro.
Speaker 1: Croly. There it is there, it is got it.
Speaker 2: Man, you show up with little mini crows like not
Speaker 2: narc crows, you know, pulls a gun out on you.
Speaker 1: Ravens are the gross one, right, Crows are the cool ones. Well,
Speaker 1: technically it's the opposite. I would imagine they're both awesome.
Speaker 1: Ravens are bigger and the ones that I think ravens
Speaker 1: can mimic. You speak pretty well if you're saying, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Crows can mimic you that what you're saying
Speaker 1: is ravens can't mimic, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I think the crows are the ones that mimic. They're
Speaker 1: the ones that are like famously intelligent right now, they
Speaker 1: are famously intelligent, but they can't mimic. Ravens can specifically
Speaker 1: remick mimic really Okay, Yeah, that's why that's the egg
Speaker 1: around po poem about the raven that that says, never
Speaker 1: him speak like.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of you know, I mean the fact that.
Speaker 3: Plenty of birds I can go, girl, yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of birds can do that. I feel like it's I
Speaker 3: don't know if I don't know if crows can mimic though.
Speaker 1: Look at them. I don't know. I think they can.
Speaker 1: I feel like not as well as the ravens. Ravens
Speaker 1: are crazy.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: There's probably like some subspecies.
Speaker 1: That raven will come to you and say, like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to steal your tax documents crostic speech, so they
Speaker 1: both cans. What Oh. I was talking to a crow
Speaker 1: one time. Oh really. He was like, hey man, you
Speaker 1: got needles on you?
Speaker 2: And I was like he said that the crow yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I was like, ship man, I just ate them. He's
Speaker 1: like and he said, oh, you're fucking useless, and he
Speaker 1: flew away.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: He had a crow do that exact same thing to me.
Speaker 2: I saw a crow barter with one of those dudes
Speaker 2: that have stands in like New York or whatever. Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: Like like the crow had something and the guy was
Speaker 2: offering it like food, and the crow was like no,
Speaker 2: and he pulled like a bigger piece out and he's
Speaker 2: like all right, cool, and then they like exchanged.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck this happened? I saw
Speaker 1: a crown Washington Square Park.
Speaker 2: One's real yeah, like a like a bar.
Speaker 3: They actually it's sucking insane. I saw crowing one so bad.
Speaker 1: I saw Crown Central Park, peck of guy's ears RUMs
Speaker 1: out and fly away.
Speaker 2: I think the interesting, ever is to have a crow
Speaker 2: and a wolf and cel it's still not a crow,
Speaker 2: you fucking fucking six year old? What about a elementary school?
Speaker 1: You're like, what about a whoa? Whoa? We gotta get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here?
Speaker 2: Thanks for uh a wolf crow as a wolf? That
Speaker 2: is so blindingly dumb. Oh my god, dude, holy ship
Speaker 2: that is Oh my god, that's drip right there.
Speaker 1: You can you can breathe again.
Speaker 2: It was like, whoa.
Speaker 3: That was like a Neti pot for he can breathe again.
Speaker 4: And so my friend used one of those ones, like
Speaker 4: one of the things you put the water water in
Speaker 4: and it comes out. Dude, the amount of blood that
Speaker 4: came out of his fucking mouth was disgusting because he
Speaker 4: must have been congested like fun for a while.
Speaker 1: His nose.
Speaker 2: What the like? He did the thing?
Speaker 1: He was like, what was to happen?
Speaker 2: This right? And then he was sneezed. It was like
Speaker 2: get inky.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck are you using blood?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Using a black talk so so hold on When you
Speaker 3: say blood, do you mean guys?
Speaker 4: No, it was.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know.
Speaker 4: It was bright red. I'm pretty sure it's blood, but.
Speaker 3: It's this fucking stale green blood that I'm stale green blood.
Speaker 4: It was just alien blood your nose.
Speaker 1: You should not look. You should not have blood pouring
Speaker 1: in your nose after an eddy pot. That's not normal, dude,
Speaker 1: that is that is incredibly abnormal. Actually I have like,
Speaker 1: so I don't use the nett one because there's not
Speaker 1: enough pressure. But it was like there's like a squirt
Speaker 1: you squeeze it. So it's the same concept, gentle squeeze
Speaker 1: and it clears me out. The netty one doesn't like
Speaker 1: I'm too backed, and it doesn't like actually work. It's
Speaker 1: uncomfortable to use.
Speaker 4: This sailing thing once and it was fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: Instead of using POT, I usually like walk up to
Speaker 1: a door and bang my head and spang my head
Speaker 1: on the door.
Speaker 3: Up at least at least makes you feel like your
Speaker 3: sciences are losing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I don't feel the pressure I have.
Speaker 2: With that mark in a bar.
Speaker 1: I can't feel anything. Yeah, I highly do.
Speaker 2: I feel like a new person. You ever, there is
Speaker 2: a perfect representation so Darrek Devil uses the netty pot
Speaker 2: when he's all fucked up in that one episode, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and blood comes out of his and I was like,
Speaker 2: everybody happens everybody.
Speaker 1: Friend thought like, oh, I'm like Darvilds.
Speaker 2: I'm like years lives. He lives.
Speaker 1: He lives a completely docile life. He has no reason
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, man, Daredevil's going through this, It's
Speaker 1: normal that I'm going through. It's completely normal. He's never
Speaker 1: been in a fight, he's never even fallen down. He's
Speaker 1: got blood pouring out of his nostrils. And maybe that's
Speaker 1: what we think. Maybe that kid is blind.
Speaker 3: He's color blind. Yeah, he just thinks he's bleeding, but
Speaker 3: he's just fucking snotting and girls.
Speaker 1: Yeahs saying that.
Speaker 4: Like in Dareduvil he does that, and it's like this
Speaker 4: even had a building dropped on him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of hate that.
Speaker 2: That was actually the only real problem I had with
Speaker 2: that show, that he was kind of fixed after he
Speaker 2: just like clear the sinuses. I didn't that kind of annoyed,
Speaker 2: but yeah, he was well, he was kind of like
Speaker 2: he was so like his powers were like muted. He
Speaker 2: was like, oh, and then he's actually oh I'm good again.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, all right, that's a little
Speaker 2: because he was he was he was rusty. So you
Speaker 2: mean so when he has a cold, he's uselessly like
Speaker 2: is that is that what we're applying? So that's kind
Speaker 2: of hilarious.
Speaker 4: He's like actually for real blind when he has.
Speaker 2: Senses.
Speaker 4: You imagine like imagine what like what it's like for
Speaker 4: someone with powers like that they get sick.
Speaker 1: No, just like we're gonna read twenty five dollars patients,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the first episode of the due of
Speaker 1: the sick that Spider Man can give somebody, you know,
Speaker 1: like imagine him getting the flu like you assion be
Speaker 1: probably cases his blood is raiating. That's what the kind
Speaker 1: of like thing what happened if Spider Man.
Speaker 2: Can Spider Man in age of course can you though
Speaker 2: maybe he had assume so like what his blood is
Speaker 2: so rady, he doesn't really get sick of that.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like he can't radiation. It's aids.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but the virus Spider ag because the Spider AIDS.
Speaker 2: Dies because blood is so caustic radioactive Spider aids.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read the names Spider Spider ads spiders.
Speaker 4: Do you want to do this?
Speaker 1: Are killing me? Oh yeah, I can't handle to him.
Speaker 1: That's what we already did it.
Speaker 3: We did it already, like and you've done it the
Speaker 3: last two time.
Speaker 1: The age age blood radioactive aide.
Speaker 2: Blood iraq a.
Speaker 1: Radioactive era been in in raping fire. I love how
Speaker 1: the same level of quiet as you were, like.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: They were eight? Oh god, this podcast ever waste the time?
Speaker 2: Rise Against recorded their new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth.
Speaker 2: That's facts giving my SS number to the hot singles
Speaker 2: in my area. That's always a good idea.
Speaker 1: Will the one who will, the one who pays your bills?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Jarvis take me off Epstein's Black Book. God made us unfinished.
Speaker 2: Now it's my job to fix us. Kingston was ultimate
Speaker 2: read Richard's Becoming. Oh fuck, we forgot a fantastic forward trailer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah about it.
Speaker 4: It's cool.
Speaker 2: It is a cool. But I'm be completely honest with
Speaker 2: those people that are happy. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the fantastic for Fantastic four at all.
Speaker 6: They're really cool, but like they're like, you gotta like
Speaker 6: it's gotta be really reading comics to care about them.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. It's like they're not like a too
Speaker 4: old for me, a niche group.
Speaker 1: Man, I get too old it it's too old first
Speaker 1: concept that I just.
Speaker 6: Don't care about. Me literally loves the Fantastic Four. He's
Speaker 6: like one of the few people of this modern age
Speaker 6: I know that really loves them. But she also really
Speaker 6: likes the old movies, the two thousand movies.
Speaker 1: And they're fun.
Speaker 2: They're fun, they're fun, but I just find them as
Speaker 2: the superheroes, the concepts. It's it's so old that I'm like,
Speaker 2: you can there's nothing you.
Speaker 1: Can do for me.
Speaker 6: Personally, I think he is a really interesting character and
Speaker 6: he's really good just masing the doctor do him. Who
Speaker 6: is like probably the best COMBA character of all time
Speaker 6: is is uh Pedro Pascal, the Lil Wayne of movies
Speaker 6: featuring And they don't like that Pascal is read Richard
Speaker 6: what he's ever he's getting, He's everywhere not a white man.
Speaker 6: Like it bothers me, Like I understand it, it's not
Speaker 6: that big of a deal. Well, there's some people, but
Speaker 6: like you can just got a white dude that would
Speaker 6: have done the job.
Speaker 2: Fine.
Speaker 4: I mean, look at once he took Joe Miller, it
Speaker 4: was over.
Speaker 2: But Joel, but they make an effort to explicitly show
Speaker 2: that Joel is not white and lasts of us.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Yeah, but hey, look then they put
Speaker 1: him in they put him in fucking gladiat or two.
Speaker 2: He's fucking that's true. Roman is ship now they literally
Speaker 2: don't like they're They love Pedro Pascal so much they
Speaker 2: don't care. At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised.
Speaker 2: It would be funniest ship though. He's me.
Speaker 6: Okay, great actor, though, great actor, really really enjoy it.
Speaker 6: I'm Ben Grimm was not big enough. That was my
Speaker 6: only problem. He's small but accurate. It's all saying, yes,
Speaker 6: he looks like Ben Grimm, but he should be bigger.
Speaker 6: He's a big fucking dude. He looked a little too small,
Speaker 6: but he did look he was He looked if you
Speaker 6: care about the comics, he looks fantastic. As someone who
Speaker 6: doesn't care about the comics, I bet he looked really
Speaker 6: fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like his design, yeah, like how he looks he
Speaker 3: looks like the drawing.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I think that, like like the Jack Kirby shit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's cool.
Speaker 2: They gave him the like, I think it's really really cool.
Speaker 2: I like the sound effects, so I was hearing like
Speaker 2: the rockiness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was like, oh, it's cool.
Speaker 4: He looks like they're doing a good job with that.
Speaker 3: But like I like the vibe of it. I like
Speaker 3: that it looks like what is it like the sixties
Speaker 3: or sixties fifties?
Speaker 2: I will say, because I do want the one thing
Speaker 2: that I do like, I love Galactis and he's not
Speaker 2: a diarrhea cloud.
Speaker 1: That was insane all I care about. I don't know
Speaker 1: why why that? For a period that was a why
Speaker 1: do they think that these characters that have these designs
Speaker 1: that have succeeded and it's like a huge reason why
Speaker 1: they've made it to where they are, why not have
Speaker 1: them in those designs?
Speaker 2: I think Galactus was the most egreedious because yes, because
Speaker 2: I think his design is one of the I feel like,
Speaker 2: if Galactus looks stupid in the comics, I feel like
Speaker 2: people would have dismissed him, like the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: I think he does look dumb, but also like way
Speaker 2: back in the it's I think just kind of a
Speaker 2: Chris's point. Like most costumes look kind of inherently stupid.
Speaker 2: There's ones that are designed to be cool in sleek
Speaker 2: and shit right his objectively somebody with his fucking hell
Speaker 2: like yeah, okay, yeah, that looks kind of stupid. If
Speaker 2: I saw like a it's like the Swiss Guards. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they look fucking stupid. But at the same time, if
Speaker 2: someone gifted me that chrip, I'd be like, dude, hell yeah, sick,
Speaker 2: I would. I'd be wearing that shit way too often. Okay,
Speaker 2: I just remember Black Heart ghostwriders, a white boy or some.
Speaker 1: Piece of ship fucking almost like a flat did she who.
Speaker 3: They were trying to cast as a ghostwrider? I forgot.
Speaker 1: I was asking, No, are they gonna do?
Speaker 4: Heyma, they're gonna do? Johnny?
Speaker 1: What just happened? I was asking him if you knew? Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought you were.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to tell us, and then
Speaker 2: you were like, I forgot what I was asking. I
Speaker 2: thought you said that.
Speaker 4: Which no, or they should do?
Speaker 6: Johnny or Johnny? I would like, if they look I
Speaker 6: understand they're probably gonna do. Hey Ma, yeah, probably I
Speaker 6: would completely because I love his whip. His whip looks
Speaker 6: fucking sick as fuck. The Dodge charging with the hell
Speaker 6: flames looks cool. I feel like they'll probably go in
Speaker 6: a direction like that, just because you know.
Speaker 4: The modern stuff. Yeah, Like, I feel like it makes sense.
Speaker 6: I felt we'll see him in Rivals, then we'll see
Speaker 6: him and the thing happens in a Blade like. I
Speaker 6: feel like Blade's gonna drop when they finally figure out
Speaker 6: this movie's coming out.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's actually gonna come out?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 6: So Blade's so cool. But the thing is that you
Speaker 6: have to, like, you have to go rated R with Blade.
Speaker 6: The thing you have to the in the way Ghostwrider,
Speaker 6: you gotta go. You gotta do that are step because
Speaker 6: they are not They're not Spider Man heroes. These are
Speaker 6: They're killing niggas, They're slicing vampires in half.
Speaker 4: You can do Deadpool, you can do fucking r the
Speaker 4: like stuff, now you know what I mean. I'd hope.
Speaker 2: So it's there's no.
Speaker 1: Reason not to all right, let him let me.
Speaker 2: Kingston was ultimate d Richard Reed Ultimate Read Richards Becoming
Speaker 2: the Maker Rushed Wage Sleigh five eight three. The Sheen
Speaker 2: of Swings Peen is green from banging Colleen Last Halloween.
Speaker 2: Damne Peppoenie Bros. Carl Urban daring Jack Quay to stick
Speaker 2: his hands in a deep friar for the Novacate movie.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was like way yeah, like Peppinie Bros.
Speaker 1: Usually kind of low.
Speaker 4: Wait, isn't all this stuff kind of low?
Speaker 1: Did you skip it? Accent?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I'm on the page he handed me. Oh wait, yeah,
Speaker 4: showing one on one.
Speaker 1: This is what you handed me? What? Yes? Because I
Speaker 1: didn't unless like when we were exchanging.
Speaker 2: Finished finish okay and then go backwards. Yeah, because that's it.
Speaker 1: Look it was it was on It says, showing one
Speaker 1: on one of my dick.
Speaker 4: Dick show everybody my Dick. It says, Jarvis, show everyone
Speaker 4: my dick. Now page Oh that is the last page.
Speaker 4: That's weird, Jarvis, show everyone my dick. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Projects on everyone's photy.
Speaker 4: Why is it have a muscle? Is it muscular? Have
Speaker 4: you seen that drawing of that guy?
Speaker 2: Like a really good artist, but he just makes like
Speaker 2: deviant ship like that where it's Thanos naked with his
Speaker 2: penis so huge. He has one of Tony Stark iron
Speaker 2: Man like uh fucking like locked up and his dick's
Speaker 2: hard and Fanos is touching.
Speaker 1: His dick like he's like he's like touching his angel,
Speaker 1: like the angel touching like the it's like the god.
Speaker 2: What is it called the I don't even, he said, so,
Speaker 2: I don't even. I don't know what that thing is
Speaker 2: called anymore. I forgot.
Speaker 1: The creation and the and the.
Speaker 2: Chapels or what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Am I am? I the first page?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh is this right?
Speaker 3: You can scroll the way.
Speaker 1: We're good. We're good, We're good. I just some of
Speaker 1: these names. Okay, here we go. People are like, what the.
Speaker 2: Aware wolf, furry, porn sympathizer, fag sabbath be like, finished
Speaker 2: with my woman because I love having sex with guys.
Speaker 2: People think I'm insane because.
Speaker 1: Oh so it is this?
Speaker 2: Like, uh wait, what a song is this supposed to be?
Speaker 2: People think I'm insane because I have gay sex. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 4: Wait, I can't think of the melody. What's the melody?
Speaker 1: I finished my.
Speaker 2: People. I'm gonna be ashamed when when I when they
Speaker 2: when it gets on earth because anyways, unearthed.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2: If not.
Speaker 1: Something the.
Speaker 2: Almost person in between Sweeney's teeth, I am going to
Speaker 2: kill the president with a mortar Mega moreph am, I
Speaker 2: throwing big bucks?
Speaker 1: Can I pay you guys to come to a live pocket?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we keep forgetting talk about.
Speaker 2: That ship at a ema uh swing and Derek in
Speaker 2: a saw trap where they have to bust in each
Speaker 2: other's faces or get fucked to death by horse as well, and.
Speaker 1: Then of course it doesn't finish. The the glob what
Speaker 1: the glob?
Speaker 4: Glob glob having dyslections?
Speaker 1: The globgo gab glab? What the fuck is that? That's
Speaker 1: the You don't remember the globgo gab glab. Actually don't.
Speaker 3: I am the globgo gab lab.
Speaker 1: What's that from?
Speaker 2: Blahblah bubba gab?
Speaker 4: What's that from?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Fucking crazy?
Speaker 1: No, what are you doing? What is it from?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 1: Let's think that's the globgo gab glab.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me play it for you.
Speaker 2: Why could you just tell me what it is?
Speaker 1: Because there's no way for me to explain this. Do
Speaker 1: you think I can just tell me what this is? Well,
Speaker 1: you can read that what it's from? Like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's from. Okay, it's from globgo gab lab? Sure, okay, No,
Speaker 1: I don't notice this basement.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this.
Speaker 1: Swimt lit kind? I am still thoughts on mine swapped
Speaker 1: clop glock swap shovel double swamp clop. I mean it's
Speaker 1: kind of fire, but yeah, but like someone could definitely
Speaker 1: get assassinated to. This is the last song you hear
Speaker 1: before somebody pops. I feel like this is what all
Speaker 1: the migrants and are gonna be fucking tortured with.
Speaker 3: I am there's nobody to explain that though, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's well, it's from some things from some movie,
Speaker 1: but like I don't remember, like what, I don't remember
Speaker 1: the name of it.
Speaker 4: Double double wow.
Speaker 1: Wonder what any of that means or if it literally
Speaker 1: means nothing.
Speaker 3: I think it's just a bunch of slurs.
Speaker 4: Mister redtas giving hose the corkscrew goostick.
Speaker 1: Nice. That's pretty cool, Alex Mercer. Right now, Mercer, you
Speaker 1: have the prototype fit from Penis type scroto type. From
Speaker 1: Penis scroto type.
Speaker 2: You said scrototypes bas scroroto type is awesome.
Speaker 1: You can like turn into a dick.
Speaker 3: He could turn his scrotum into all sorts of different weapons.
Speaker 4: It's just it's only a scrotum.
Speaker 1: He's just mutating.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know you can disguise yourself, you know, you disguise
Speaker 1: yourself as other people. Yeah, and scrototype you can, you can,
Speaker 1: you can. You can change your scrotum to be anybody
Speaker 1: else's scrotive. Ah, you never want to in personally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very useful to you want to impersonate somebody only scrot
Speaker 1: him deep.
Speaker 3: It's a really useful power like that.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 2: You just make your scroll them a little bit hairrier
Speaker 2: or a little bit bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you're like, well that that looks like
Speaker 1: Mike in the face, but it's clearly not Mike because
Speaker 1: it's that's not Mike scrotum. I still play that game
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 3: I would platinum that game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, screw mister nopants, the underdog of the shirtman verse.
Speaker 2: Swing with midget porn proportions, but the same high.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I said midget porn. What the fuck did I say that?
Speaker 2: That's not what it says with the midget proportions, but
Speaker 2: the same high. He said, you free and slipped.
Speaker 4: I look at I would be proudly into midget porn
Speaker 4: if I was.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I get you madget porn.
Speaker 4: That's the thing I saw another guy say, like, come
Speaker 4: out of the closet again. You know what the bigger porn.
Speaker 4: Bigger porn is crazy.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. I woke up this morning
Speaker 1: thinking about uh that, it's it's fun I'm fucked for
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, it's over, man, because I really did
Speaker 1: want to. I want to.
Speaker 2: I want I want to get like a large debate,
Speaker 2: like a kind of like that that black shirt, the
Speaker 2: gold the black blue dress, gold white or whatever, black blue,
Speaker 2: gold white. I would love if that bigger death became
Speaker 2: that level.
Speaker 1: Yeah what do you hear?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what are you hearing? I think? I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Uh, flash banging and epilectic because it's super effective on
Speaker 2: the Derek is gonna be starting a pod with with
Speaker 2: Critical Drinker with how dogshit his media takes have gotten.
Speaker 4: I was they always say stuff like that, but then
Speaker 4: like there's like no.
Speaker 1: Elaboration on like what it's I think lately it's been
Speaker 1: the hereditary stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm actually happy guys like I I want
Speaker 2: to make those people upset because it's it's funny that
Speaker 2: because I know a lot of people that like that movie,
Speaker 2: but they also under they're watching it in the same
Speaker 2: way of how like most people understand it that this
Speaker 2: isn't smart, it's entertaining, And then they're like it's the
Speaker 2: same people that think everything has to have subtexts, and
Speaker 2: they're just fucking stupid. You know, everything has to have subtext,
Speaker 2: Like no, not everything has fucking subtext, Like, what's.
Speaker 1: The deeper meaning behind this?
Speaker 4: Nothing, it's just entertainment.
Speaker 1: It's a play. It's this, but it's there's classes like that,
Speaker 1: like philosophical play. What is he doing? He's just watching?
Speaker 3: Isis videos?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? A person playing with a lion
Speaker 1: strolled away from the ices stuff he actually was watching.
Speaker 1: I guess that's crazy.
Speaker 4: If I was, you think I would be like, no, he's.
Speaker 1: Like this is awesome, this guy playing with the lion.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's gonna die. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every time I see somebody like cool, yeah he's gonna die,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna know, I know exactly how.
Speaker 2: You can do it.
Speaker 4: If you just keep them really well fed.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: But like, also, it's not worth it that way. Too
Speaker 6: much meat, man's a lot of they eat so much.
Speaker 6: Looks like why would you have why?
Speaker 4: Why would you want that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I would love to have a pet, like exotic pet.
Speaker 4: But I also would like I can't keep you.
Speaker 1: Would you starve a lion?
Speaker 2: A lion?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just have great questions. I'd make
Speaker 1: a lion vegan.
Speaker 2: Watch it die, watch it just pass. Futurama eating lion.
Speaker 1: And it started coughing. It's so disheveled, like I love.
Speaker 4: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have heard him coughing up the street.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. Derek's gonna start a pod. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: quickal drinker. If he invited me, I would totally. I'm
Speaker 2: at the point where I would I can't grift on
Speaker 2: my own, but if there was, if I get if
Speaker 2: grifter would take me under their wing, I'll get there.
Speaker 1: I'll get their bag. At this point, get their bag.
Speaker 2: Why not? But yeah, but I want to apologize about hereditary.
Speaker 2: I think people that take that shit seriously are really stupid.
Speaker 2: And I like, I like making you angry because you're
Speaker 2: upset that you think you're deep, and it makes it's
Speaker 2: funny to me that you think you're deep when you're not.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna keep upsetting you, but thank you so
Speaker 2: much for your money though now I seriously appreciate you guys.
Speaker 4: But Zirker Broadley, he's stop watching terror stuff.
Speaker 1: Dude, shot.
Speaker 2: Snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Smalley, Harry Pottery,
Speaker 2: Harry Potter and the Order of A streams. I'm aw
Speaker 2: some awesome statistic.
Speaker 4: I am by.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing but an ass egg fuck a guy, ain't
Speaker 2: nothing but a mistake.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: I buy children, Derek saying Capcom like a gay fool?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with Capcom?
Speaker 1: My favorite uh conservative conservative joke is uh hold on,
Speaker 1: uh Sweeney, you're you're my daughter? Yeah, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: I'm your dad obviously, and you're gonna come out to
Speaker 1: me as by hey.
Speaker 2: Father, I'm bisexual. You say I'm by, I'm bye bye
Speaker 2: to you too.
Speaker 1: I want to hand like a hammer because he's disowning
Speaker 1: bye to you too. Even though I feel like those
Speaker 1: guys are probably like hot. That's so my daughter, daughters
Speaker 1: fuck girls, daughter would love me.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking delirious, guys, I've been away for like twenty
Speaker 3: six hours.
Speaker 4: My daughter kind of looks like my wife, so it's
Speaker 4: not that much not that weird, is it.
Speaker 1: It's not basically the same thing, not as weird as
Speaker 1: you make it out to be over there in your
Speaker 1: Yankee towns, yanked were You're fucking Hooverville's and whatnot. They
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Why Derek says God is great. What Chris says in
Speaker 2: New York Pizza sucks once when he says Digamont cards
Speaker 2: are cool cuta bahok balls deep in a concrete mixer.
Speaker 1: Derek is innocent.
Speaker 2: Hashtag free him, Round eyed agent escaping the table room
Speaker 2: government medical debt. It is what it is to catch
Speaker 2: a preature. But it is doctor Umar catching black men
Speaker 2: going out with white women like that.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: That's that's fun. Like that would be a good premise
Speaker 4: one woman.
Speaker 1: I mean I would.
Speaker 2: I think he would get me first, even though like
Speaker 2: it's like, well, I'm not hiding and I'm married to
Speaker 2: a white to a cave dweller.
Speaker 1: I'm married to a cave.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be half savage.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Yeah, and they're gonna be giant dud.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because like my actually, but my mom got
Speaker 2: the short end of the stick, even though all of
Speaker 2: her siblings are sick something, and then she's like fucking tiny,
Speaker 2: So I'm tiny. But then like, so there's those jeans
Speaker 2: and then her stupid fucking giant jeans from there. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, he's gonna be like, oh Dad, oh Dad,
Speaker 2: my kids are fun. Put me under a microscope.
Speaker 1: Dad, there you are.
Speaker 6: Kids are fucked. I'm sure my kids are gonna be
Speaker 6: fucking short. Yeah, short gene x are in my code too.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 6: Like my mom was tall for some fucking reason. My
Speaker 6: dad's huge. But Lily's family is their mex Think your.
Speaker 1: Tallest son is gonna be like three eight.
Speaker 4: Oh god, they're gonna be half black, half Mexican.
Speaker 1: That's not even was like the size of a magazine.
Speaker 2: Yeah something around that that hight You need to go
Speaker 2: to bed a magazine. Yeah no, let me let me
Speaker 2: get out of this week and so you can stop dying.
Speaker 2: Found my hunting sex doll on the on my bed
Speaker 2: with legs.
Speaker 1: God, I'm doing so poorly right now.
Speaker 2: Found my hunted sex doll my bed. Let me hill
Speaker 2: my stride but with its legs spread on cooked? Aren't
Speaker 2: I hamas piker sexual? Dimian Bonnell and the horse Pedals
Speaker 2: should fuck each other to death.
Speaker 1: That would be great.
Speaker 2: See my ex boyfriend for custody of our friends. My
Speaker 2: dick is hard, My balls are numb brain brain stew.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, getting murdered.
Speaker 2: By the entire United States military because some dog used
Speaker 2: to work at the White House Indiana.
Speaker 3: Crones and the Temple of Poo amazing.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage brought bought Tesla with his Dono Peepy death Jack,
Speaker 2: the world's fastest married chime. Chinese ladies don't know what
Speaker 2: that means Chinese or is it Chinese? I think it's
Speaker 2: a misspell Chinese ladies playing with a tennis ball hair reel.
Speaker 2: I show Arthur Morgan's.
Speaker 1: Voice as kill mocking my life of yours.
Speaker 6: Imagine God of war, but to be God of like
Speaker 6: God of Sandines, and it'd be fucking god.
Speaker 1: That isn't even what God of Sandys, god of location
Speaker 1: is that with?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: The game was called the God of Sparta or something.
Speaker 1: He talking about.
Speaker 2: Ghost, Ghost of Sparta.
Speaker 4: I'm done, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not making.
Speaker 3: The Jetsons.
Speaker 1: Never mind.
Speaker 4: Dumb joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was what I was saying.
Speaker 2: A dumb dug is saying I'm sorry, and stoppy, you know,
Speaker 2: George Jetson's gay.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, people were so optimistic about the
Speaker 1: future that they made The Jetsons.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And now it's like, I can't even fathom somebody
Speaker 3: making The Jetsons.
Speaker 2: One hundred years in the future.
Speaker 3: That is so far that I think The Jetsons takes
Speaker 3: place in two thousand and six.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's like twenty twenty something.
Speaker 1: No, it's two thousand and six. And look, go to
Speaker 1: the pilot episodes of Justice. It's like, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: great day down here in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: And the George Jetson Show would have had to have
Speaker 2: been made in like nineteen ten, sixteen. It was.
Speaker 4: All right, yeah, I'm wrong, No, you're right.
Speaker 2: Would you kindly take on Miami's big meaty stinks semen
Speaker 2: and I by thick, not any of the man whose
Speaker 2: handies are now back to stire and forever dandy Chris
Speaker 2: kisses boy penis placing every dead eye shot on my
Speaker 2: own forehead.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's a great fucking ividge Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the sixties, it's twenty sixty. Yeah, because I say it.
Speaker 3: Like a hundred year yeah, no, you're reading You're reading
Speaker 3: twenty sixty wrong.
Speaker 2: It's two thousand and six. Oh, I live in Texas.
Speaker 2: Ain't going to Vegas to roadhouse. Absolute absolute horse piss.
Speaker 2: The in game currency in Call of Duty is called
Speaker 2: CPO of that gigs Jarvis analyzed venoms as size every
Speaker 2: time Sweeney talks, I skipped four ten seconds. Evil Derek
Speaker 2: dresses his wife like Kanye's Evil Derek dresses his wife
Speaker 2: like Kanye's wife. I want to do that now, man,
Speaker 2: get that fucking money, dude. The Jetsons and the Flintstones
Speaker 2: are kind of like opposite polarities of each other. I'm assuming,
Speaker 2: yeah that, yeah, that's yeah, that's the point. That's why
Speaker 2: they have the Jetsons the Flintstones the movie.
Speaker 4: Oh they do. Yeah, I forgot about that. It's like
Speaker 4: how this was actually pretty fun.
Speaker 1: It's like how the Simsons were the opposite of the
Speaker 1: sims parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Simpsons and then there's a Simpstead.
Speaker 4: What about the sims daughters.
Speaker 1: That was an all female reboot. Chris shop up for
Speaker 1: the podcastle Evil is a Lease Stopped Talking.
Speaker 2: Swings looking great, by the way, keep it up. Shovel
Speaker 2: got into it shovell chevelle, uh chevelle that come.
Speaker 1: His penis coup so gay. Now, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that part his peen. I don't understand
Speaker 1: that part of the song. Some google Kevin Durant google
Speaker 1: historically accurate? Are the flint stones?
Speaker 2: Someone googled that somewhat fucking googled that. I bet you're retarded.
Speaker 3: I bet more people google that than what are tariffs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, see, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when ken Ham debated Bill Nye.
Speaker 4: It was in like twenty twelve or something, was it
Speaker 4: ken Hoven or remember Bill and I came back into
Speaker 4: the debate every this was this was a huge event.
Speaker 1: I think I remember this.
Speaker 4: Ken Ham is the creationist that owns that, uh.
Speaker 1: The Creations Museum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the museum where the first thing you see or
Speaker 2: humans riding dinosaurs because in his stupid, fucking gay worldview
Speaker 2: that the Earth's only a few thousands years old, that
Speaker 2: humans and dinosaurs is discause that's the only way they
Speaker 2: could in that.
Speaker 4: Worldview, right.
Speaker 1: You know what sucks about a lot of that is that,
Speaker 1: like these are such cool ideas for worlds. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, is there this a great idea for like a
Speaker 2: fictional like story decency that like, oh, this is a story.
Speaker 2: You know this is a story.
Speaker 4: It's not real life. But these fuckers are.
Speaker 2: Like no, they literally watched this like that fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: They watched the flamestones are like, this is a great documentary.
Speaker 2: This is the list docuseries fucking slaps. And then they
Speaker 2: fucking grabbed their dog and try to use it as
Speaker 2: a trash can and killed it.
Speaker 4: They went and shot in a pig's mouth and it died.
Speaker 1: Why isn't it working? It used to work before I saw.
Speaker 3: In a pig's mouth until it dies.
Speaker 4: As fucking domdiot, watching us is gonna kill everyone.
Speaker 2: Fred is watching, Freda is watching? You watch it, you
Speaker 2: fucking moron. Body.
Speaker 4: I wonder how strong friend is. Probably isn't he like crazy?
Speaker 4: Probably strong new friend. He's probably than silverbacks.
Speaker 1: Fred Flintstone could slap the back off of a silver bag,
Speaker 1: like think about it, think about over, just like a
Speaker 1: flat backskin of an ape. He's laying on.
Speaker 2: Then his car doesn't.
Speaker 4: His car is probably thousands of pounds.
Speaker 1: And he's he's and then it's just going and he
Speaker 1: can stop it without hurting his feet.
Speaker 4: Dude, Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Fucking he's strong, and especially when he sits up side
Speaker 1: couch and ships all over his stomach.
Speaker 2: Isn't bam bam like inherently like crazy strong to for
Speaker 2: a kid. So he's just like a freak, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's he's basically the strongest human alive.
Speaker 1: But still is that like.
Speaker 2: Which would mean if he if he's that much wronger
Speaker 2: than like say all of them on average when he
Speaker 2: gets on the dogs to be terrified. But yeah, what
Speaker 2: what quantifying his strength is crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't think you can.
Speaker 2: He gets like Superman when they try to quantify strength,
Speaker 2: you can, yeah, And then he was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you just I can just lift it.
Speaker 4: And it's like, oh, like what, there's no.
Speaker 1: Point, you're just really strong. At a herd point, you
Speaker 1: stop measuring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just strong. That's it.
Speaker 4: Like you could like being able to lift ten thousand
Speaker 4: pounds and forty five thousand pounds doesn't really matter. You're
Speaker 4: just really strong.
Speaker 2: That's after. That's that's a threshold where it's like all right, cool.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like how like like like five eleven
Speaker 3: isn't tall, but it's not short either, it's like once.
Speaker 2: You get past six feet, it's like it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: how tall you are.
Speaker 1: You just tall.
Speaker 3: You're just like you're just a tall person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like he's like, like who's strong with thorwhok?
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, they could both kill me. It's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: levels of power. We don't need a manor anymore.
Speaker 4: Where were we Like Dave Ruben or Dave Ruben they're
Speaker 4: both fucking gay, that is, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know I.
Speaker 4: Remember doctor Man love or how I learned to.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta to stop worrying and love
Speaker 1: the cock.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants,
Speaker 2: help you only come sand Forever face Unstoppable. You should
Speaker 2: have callin, say Mega Man on Sacred Symbols, Cardboard underscore pie.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about like I think we talked
Speaker 1: about a Mega Man bootleg called Moga Mon.
Speaker 4: Super Fighting robotmgermn.
Speaker 1: MegaR Man like that. It's it's the newest pocket monster craze.
Speaker 1: It's Megamon Megamon.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they're at this.
Speaker 2: Like the swap means if you go to like a
Speaker 2: swap means Santa fe springs or whatever. Yeah, the megamon
Speaker 2: is there, like one of those package lineus and store
Speaker 2: fucking things they got them.
Speaker 1: Do you actually swap me eat at those places? When
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I thought that's what it literally
Speaker 1: was it. I was like, swamp. I'm actually sorry I
Speaker 1: didn't hear swap swamp.
Speaker 2: I pictured like these booths that had like green water
Speaker 2: and there's like crocodile.
Speaker 3: Meat, this creature for the Black Lagoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially, and I was like, oh, swap swap me
Speaker 2: get it. I was just like, well, why what was
Speaker 2: wrong with slea market? It was a perfectly take your
Speaker 2: dick off and give it to somebody else and to
Speaker 2: give you back their dick.
Speaker 1: That's the swap trade. That's a neat trade, neat exchange.
Speaker 2: And then somebody's gonna get the short end of the stick.
Speaker 4: Man Like, that's like literally, let's go bad. That's a
Speaker 4: bad deal for a lot of people. No, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna make that joke.
Speaker 2: Bumbafutters, Jogo, Dipship, the Ace of Parades, Gaping Urethra. I
Speaker 2: can't believe we're getting segregation before g T.
Speaker 1: A six Yeah for facts and everybody's getting a reboot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, head on down to snark tank dot Chop to
Speaker 2: pick up your new scumbag cum rags the best way
Speaker 2: to pick to wipe up that gross ship cloaking fagger.
Speaker 2: I never said that walking through the street sipping seamen
Speaker 2: and walking through the street sip and seeming.
Speaker 1: Like a gin and juice. I know, I'm yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I didn't put that part afterwards,
Speaker 2: but I know I'm feeding sucker.
Speaker 4: Penis a bottle fucking dude, okay, uh.
Speaker 2: Shitting like. I like how this guy is the he
Speaker 2: has the nigga swinging. There's the picture she in a
Speaker 2: gatorade bottle. Oh, I ordered some uh some samples for
Speaker 2: that stupid demon swings. Keeping my dick to hate funk. Oh,
Speaker 2: my god, keeping my dick to hate. Fuck the life
Speaker 2: out of Elon Musk. I like that auxiliary enjoy or
Speaker 2: smitch of the kid Jesse Lee Peterson sings Hakuna matata.
Speaker 2: She picking on my pipka ITCHI monk Cusca posts clarity nut.
Speaker 2: I love that scrow to the ballbarian he he hunts cock.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course star coffee, deporting my come to
Speaker 2: the unconscious ice agent's face.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna come on an ice.
Speaker 3: On his face.
Speaker 2: I've been gay since cock Oneishuh. Brian stepped forward to, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: this is supposed to be for you. I think you
Speaker 2: already read this, so I can do whatever. Brian stepped
Speaker 2: forward out.
Speaker 1: Brian stepped forward valiantly. Go I'll distract him.
Speaker 2: Brian, No, just go it was I damn, I'm bad
Speaker 2: at this. It's what I owe you after everything you
Speaker 2: did for me. I hope he can cut that up
Speaker 2: and use it and uh in something Crave Canadian appears.
Speaker 2: My superiority has led to some controversy. It's your boy,
Speaker 2: Sweeney th major minority. I put some semen in his champagne.
Speaker 2: I put some semen in his champagne. He ain't even
Speaker 2: know it. I took him back home and I sucked
Speaker 2: that he ain't even know it. I love that by
Speaker 2: Dick Toss.
Speaker 4: I love that song so much. That beat his fire.
Speaker 4: That beat on that song is hypnotic.
Speaker 2: Look, man, I just followed a page on Instagram called
Speaker 2: out of Pocket Bars. I saw you liked it. I
Speaker 2: saw you liked it.
Speaker 1: I liked it, dude, great page.
Speaker 3: Don't forget to go to patreon dot com. Slash the
Speaker 3: snark tank and donate.
Speaker 2: I'm still being tricked by that a little bit, like
Speaker 2: you're doing it and I'm like, oh yeah. But then
Speaker 2: I'm like like, that's weird. That's a weird, like Pavlovian
Speaker 2: kind of like yeah, I'm like, oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: And I took a home and I joy joyed that.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Dude? How you how you can't you
Speaker 1: can get away? You could, man, he used to be
Speaker 1: to get it with anything.
Speaker 2: As long as you don't let yourself get caught with
Speaker 2: some of the ear drugged and raped a girl.
Speaker 1: That's basically the bars. That's like, I took it home
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: That is no weight.
Speaker 3: Who is this.
Speaker 2: Dick?
Speaker 4: Talks like he was at Trump's rally too.
Speaker 1: Of course he was, he was, well, of course, I
Speaker 1: guess that makes that track that does that is the
Speaker 1: songs Trump is probably planning.
Speaker 4: She didn't even know it.
Speaker 1: Take a home and yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean he is an adjudicated rapist.
Speaker 1: Literally is he is in adjudicated rape.
Speaker 2: The crime is the condition and the crime with the conviction.
Speaker 2: It's insane that they said that the the conviction is
Speaker 2: enough punishment. It's like he's that's disgusting. God, I just
Speaker 2: want to I just want power to turt.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, mister president, go go gadget rape.
Speaker 2: Dick.
Speaker 1: Just it's really fin, it's really thind.
Speaker 3: It's like a slim gym.
Speaker 4: And that day his bit grew three sizes.
Speaker 2: Oh that fucking dude, his baby dick and that spray tanned.
Speaker 2: Fucking I think it is because like that, you would
Speaker 2: have seen more about it. I think I think that's
Speaker 2: why it is real, because that did totally sound like Israel.
Speaker 2: I think it is real if you say that fast
Speaker 2: and it sounds like Israel. I think it is real
Speaker 2: because the amount of people that swept for it in
Speaker 2: the media. I think it is a real image because
Speaker 2: if it was fake, I think a lot of people
Speaker 2: would just be laughing about it and it would be shared.
Speaker 2: And a lot of even the larger platforms that even
Speaker 2: hate them, they didn't even touch I.
Speaker 1: Didn't notice that.
Speaker 3: People didn't even they they didn't even mention them.
Speaker 4: Almost talking about tweeted about it.
Speaker 2: They didn't talk about about They didn't talk about when
Speaker 2: it first got on earth, like during his present the campaign,
Speaker 2: the back in twenty sixteen, and then now.
Speaker 1: They didn't talk about the shit either. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a real image.
Speaker 4: There's nothing about it.
Speaker 2: It completely the shape of his body looks like I
Speaker 2: was like, that looks that is a real that's not guesswork.
Speaker 2: That's a real depiction of his body. That it's the
Speaker 2: smallness of his penis makes a lot of sense to
Speaker 2: the way that he behaves. He was mad when people
Speaker 2: say they had small hands because they're like implying it
Speaker 2: a small dick, And he got really mad about who
Speaker 2: fuck's mad about that? Unless you have a small ass dick,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Like, my hands aren't that big,
Speaker 2: but my dick's not small, so I don't care.
Speaker 4: Like my dick is really really really small, but super fat. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like a it's like a cheese wheel.
Speaker 2: Your dick goes like.
Speaker 4: You try to fit this bitch over your dick, you know,
Speaker 4: you like try, you like stretch out.
Speaker 2: I need I need turbo condry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh what did I get?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, dick toss servers Agent two for us four.
Speaker 2: Bucked up shit presents terratoma, a type of tumor that
Speaker 2: grows teeth, hair, and ibils. Yes, I've seen that many times.
Speaker 1: As Britta grows. I'm sorry, I can't I can't see okay,
Speaker 1: where was I?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: And rounding it out our list as always king of
Speaker 2: pap hazard ha ha ha. Three x O letting Chris
Speaker 2: know he is an x I can't read this word
Speaker 2: out exists existentialists? Wow?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: What's happening? Three x O letting Chris know he's an
Speaker 1: existentialist and not an nihilist. Okay, there you go. It's
Speaker 1: okay to punch Nazis it Yeah, I mean it was
Speaker 1: never not okay. We did talk about that.
Speaker 2: It was never not okay. But now I feel like
Speaker 2: it's more than ever who cares about civility, who cares
Speaker 2: about protecting people who were falsely accused me Nazis? Who
Speaker 2: cares about a political strategy? None of that shit matters anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just just punch him, Punch anyone that you even remotely suspended.
Speaker 1: That dog, that stray dog that like wanders around your neighborhood,
Speaker 1: he's got a bad look about him. Punch him. That
Speaker 1: cat that has.
Speaker 2: There's so many of them.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's just how it's just how they You.
Speaker 4: Think they bred that cat, especially like you know, I.
Speaker 1: Think I think I think they probably just have mustaches. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's a real that's the nature's mustache.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, I like this vibe.
Speaker 4: I like your style.
Speaker 1: Brings the cats over here, brings the cat That's how
Speaker 1: I may copy his face.
Speaker 2: Sermon stroke and smoking, joking and moon going like this.
Speaker 2: Has Derek ever checked out? Vinlin Saga? Great anime, especially
Speaker 2: season two? It's crazy.
Speaker 4: So I've had that in my my wishless or my
Speaker 4: Wow it's very loud.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I had that in my list on Netflix for quite
Speaker 2: some time, and then Jojo started watching it and pretty
Speaker 2: much spoiled all of them. You know, like I'm because
Speaker 2: like it's funny because I need to submit for her
Speaker 2: ten year green card. I'm gonna smit for it on Thursday,
Speaker 2: and I was just thinking of, like, I feel like
Speaker 2: something what if what if I don't? I just feel
Speaker 2: like hilariously in a in a what's the uh Kirby
Speaker 2: enthusiasm way? Because of the government efficiency right now, something.
Speaker 1: Stupid is gonna happen. Yeah, probably like they're not.
Speaker 2: Gonna even receive it because nobody's gonna be there working
Speaker 2: or some ship. And then and then they just literally
Speaker 2: deport her by treble Shanger.
Speaker 1: You go in there, you're gonna walk through a scanner.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be and they're gonna go like, sorry, we
Speaker 1: can't serve you. You're not you're not a peer of heart,
Speaker 1: you're not pure of in quotations heart. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, I'll watch Viglains on Villains song, even though,
Speaker 2: like I've seen a lot of it in my periphery
Speaker 2: now it's always nice. Lily forcing her dad to kill
Speaker 2: a baby raccoon is literally sociopath behavior. Agreed, Obi wance
Speaker 2: you blow me. I we're almost done because I read
Speaker 2: a lot of the last page.
Speaker 1: Where did I wait? Slave swings peen? I remember doing that?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Then I stopped at Gage six yeah.
Speaker 4: Or donk Donkerson Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And do you ever hear the weekend song about being
Speaker 2: a virgin that he wrote for American dad Gage six
Speaker 2: mad me the bring me three guys? Then I think
Speaker 2: it should be th h Eton would make it more
Speaker 2: sinse than then like say a rather kind of a yeah,
Speaker 2: so you can throw me through the woods tomorrow watch
Speaker 2: me come back drinking.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have time to think about what song it
Speaker 2: is peepe. How did twitch think that ads that mute
Speaker 2: the stream could possibly be a good idea? Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Fuck the chiefs, Hey my dad, Yeah, yeah, fuck them.
Speaker 2: Hey my dad used to punish me by publicly embarrassing
Speaker 2: me with tarch speak to maybe fishy making my daily
Speaker 2: deposit in the cum drawer. Oh wow, Sweety is a
Speaker 2: sweet and beautiful angel. John Strickland Merks, eighteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Chris going Papapa between names because it's the rude Sam Storm.
Speaker 1: Had so stupid.
Speaker 2: That song was so hype when I first heard it,
Speaker 2: when I was like, I was like, this song is
Speaker 2: the best song probably ever.
Speaker 1: I heard that for the first time at awake?
Speaker 2: Whoa you did it? Did they wake up? People are
Speaker 2: all sad and ship and then the people just did
Speaker 2: you have awake in a stadium? I don't understand what happened.
Speaker 1: You're lying, pussy. No, I swear to you.
Speaker 3: I meant I'm sorry. I meant I've heard it when
Speaker 3: I was, when I was, when you were away.
Speaker 4: Oh excuse me, you're mad, fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I think say you're mad funny, and I agree that
Speaker 1: was a great funny joke. I think he's dying.
Speaker 4: I think we're actually watching him slowly. It's bothering me. Actually,
Speaker 4: I don't agree.
Speaker 1: You're fucking sandwiches right there. Just go ahead, there, we
Speaker 1: are finish it, you haven't. I love that deliver with him.
Speaker 4: I think they fucked. I think he's definitely. I think
Speaker 4: I think he took her rome and enjoyed that.
Speaker 3: He did not fucking she.
Speaker 1: Hey, you fucking cyber pumpkin, Molly.
Speaker 4: That fucking got her all fucking goofy as fucking.
Speaker 2: Then he got her.
Speaker 4: Goofy got her.
Speaker 1: She didn't even know it.
Speaker 2: He was plowing it. Put the mask on her.
Speaker 1: Manjied that sh.
Speaker 3: He blows up.
Speaker 1: He blows up the wall, and he goes like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was a bath bomb. It
Speaker 1: was a gift. It's so stupid, my bad man, sorry
Speaker 1: for fucking exploding.
Speaker 2: Your my bad to do something something crazy like that.
Speaker 6: They take an ignorant decision like, oh, my bad, I
Speaker 6: broke your fucking couch by doing a backhands bring into it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one of your family members did something like that. Right,
Speaker 4: he's just a dumb kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. You've got a famously weak couch though, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand that couch man.
Speaker 4: That's only one that that happened to.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a couch fall apart like that in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 4: Did you Did you test the other ones that way? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You test the you you actually tested the durability of
Speaker 2: your couches with like backflips and with the other ones
Speaker 2: jump up to it in my huge ask, dude breaks
Speaker 2: it and it gets snabbed, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: You're so bad, piece of ship couch.
Speaker 2: Couch literally get a cartizer.
Speaker 1: We gotta make I love that idea of you genuinely
Speaker 1: trying to like, we gotta do it.
Speaker 3: We have to make sure we can't.
Speaker 1: This thing is gonna last. And so you do backflips
Speaker 1: and ship onto it in the fucking raymore flannagain, you just.
Speaker 2: Run off something, you get like a run up and
Speaker 2: you just do like a fucking flip on it and
Speaker 2: you're on the You break it so.
Speaker 1: Bad that you hit the face plant for sure, and
Speaker 1: you're mad.
Speaker 4: This fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2: Counch is flat like a fucking animals.
Speaker 1: Wow, it could even handle me dropping a car onto it.
Speaker 1: We call customer serves lawyer here for my lawyer and
Speaker 1: my assassin.
Speaker 4: And my assassin.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the first turn to keep David naming, he
Speaker 2: gives you gear for a second.
Speaker 4: Bro, I mean she got the hips, bro, yeah's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Still she's got the Grammys. Yeah, gorgeous. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Shok curada shook cuta. Oh pussy would come and fuck
Speaker 2: me like that? Hold you make my penis go mad,
Speaker 2: my penis.
Speaker 6: It's like jaalo jalas looks good, dude, Jayla looks starting
Speaker 6: to look old now though she looks older because.
Speaker 1: Just farmer hands. That is true.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 1: She does, actually she does, but she I think because
Speaker 1: you look good. Until I think she broke up with
Speaker 1: Ben again. I think that destroyed her and farmer feet
Speaker 1: and a farmer face and a farmer's stomach and a
Speaker 1: farmer just let's.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be here anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you know that she's a farmer? Don't line come
Speaker 1: and suck my spell?
Speaker 2: Spanish Spanish?
Speaker 1: What else does she do? What is the song champlough whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 2: I'm Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
Speaker 4: And Spanish, right, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think she's Spanish, And but everyone thinks she's Columbian, she living,
Speaker 2: she's I think it's something like that. She might be
Speaker 2: ethnically Spanish and then a Columbian nation of Japanese.
Speaker 1: I think that's real.
Speaker 2: That's real.
Speaker 1: She's from she's from the uh uh the period.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's she's one hundreds of years old and
Speaker 2: served with the noble Naga.
Speaker 1: No, that's are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I mean literally was first first Keith David naming a
Speaker 2: child Norman Jean strictly because of the band.
Speaker 1: You should.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's why I like that, Norman Gen. The band
Speaker 4: made me like that name.
Speaker 2: Norman Jean, a surgeon I work with got fired for
Speaker 2: listening to Pizza Time episode I recommended to him.
Speaker 3: No, dang, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I thought somebody, is that what you read before?
Speaker 2: Were?
Speaker 1: I thought we was a question?
Speaker 3: The question was a question.
Speaker 2: So this person's bullshitting, that'd be crazy, and if they
Speaker 2: did that then that'd be awesome. Yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 2: that's it's great. Okay, we're almost done one of these days.
Speaker 2: Bang zoom out. You're Colon pre Ras Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 2: I am? I am that? Foo Foo, asked Lamb shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot about that foo food lamb shit.
Speaker 2: I wited I busted cap and you fitted do you
Speaker 2: remember that fucking as?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that guy?
Speaker 2: That guy does gave bro on my timeline? There was
Speaker 2: this point yeah, him getting busted on and I was upset.
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know that guy did Now
Speaker 2: I know way to find out it is.
Speaker 4: Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was hopefully.
Speaker 3: It's probably al?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My dad went to school with Tears for Fears and
Speaker 2: they told me they were known as those queers. Yeah
Speaker 2: that makes sense. Did you for Fears do the shout song?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Is that you say that the Rascal Pain Hurricane Miller,
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Speaker 1: Man. I don't know what to do, man, I don't
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