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Speaker 1: Craft presents the Great Guilder Sleeve, the Draft Cheese Company

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who also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night present

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each week at this time. Harold Perry is the Great

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Yilder Sleeve written by Leonard L.

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Speaker 2: Levinson.

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Speaker 3: We'll hear from the Great Yielder Sleeve in just a moment,

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but first let me pass along an economy tip to

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you housewives. You're trying to hold on the cost of

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your dinner main dishes. Well, you know, macaroni and cheese

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is a fine thrifty main dish.

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Speaker 4: But do you know this?

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Speaker 3: With the product called Kraft Dinner, you can make grand

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macaroni and cheese thriftily and make it in just seven

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minutes cooking time. You see, every package of thrifty Kraft

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Dinner contains a special quick cooking macaroni, also some Craft

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grated which lets you sprinkle the cheese goodness through and

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through the fluffy macaroni.

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Speaker 4: In a jiffy.

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Speaker 3: You have a delicious, economical maine dish. When you're in

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the food store, it's smart to buy several packages of

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Kraft Dinner for the family will want Kraft Dinner macaroni

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and cheese often tomorrow ask for Kraft dinner. And now

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let's join our friend the great yielder Sleeve, who's waded

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through his morning paper and his morning milk and is

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now struggling through his morning mail.

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Speaker 4: Er bills, bills, nothing but bills. Hell, here's a postcard.

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It says, beefin is a leaf by boiling your beef.

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Speaker 5: Advice.

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Speaker 4: And now, Marjorie, it's from the Sultan's Delight Turkey's Baths. Well, well,

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a letter from the manager of my old rubber plant,

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the Guildersleeve Girdle Works.

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Speaker 2: What do you know?

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Speaker 4: It's been converted into a factory to repair barrage balloons.

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Speaker 5: That certainly is a big change, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Oh, not much, leroy. After all, they're still putting Glimpse

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into shape again, are am I? Stretching things a little?

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Speaker 5: What is he right, Uncle Moore?

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Speaker 4: He says they've made the mistake of inflating a big

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balloon inside the factory.

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Speaker 5: Jeep. Didn't cause any trouble.

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Speaker 4: I'll say, it's simply raised the roof. Oh, here's what

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I've been waiting for. It's from the State War Savings Administrator.

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The pins and the stickers I sent for. Here are

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your pins children.

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Speaker 5: Oh this is cute. Yeah, what's it for.

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Speaker 4: Well, I've been investing part of the income from your

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estate in war bonds and doing the same with my income.

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Now we're all full fledged members of the ten percent Club.

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Speaker 6: The club.

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Speaker 5: What kind of a club is that.

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Speaker 4: Leroy, it's the club. It's going to help give the

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access a beating. Look. They sent us stickers to put

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up in our front window too.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yes, we're buying at least ten percent, noc mort

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You have two stickers.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I forgot to tell you we're investing twenty percent.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's ten is certainly what the well dressed American

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will wear this summer.

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Speaker 5: Geek, you've got one left over? Can I have my

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pajamas at night?

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Speaker 4: No, Leroy, That one belongs to Bertie. Her ten percent

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is deducted out of her paycheck each month. Oh Bertie, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Mister Gilsleeve. You want a spot of black.

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Speaker 4: Cock, No, Bertie, I've got a spot of red, white

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and blue for you. He's your ten percent club pin. Well,

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thank you, sir, don't thank me, thank Uncle Sam, or

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rather Uncle Sam. Thanks you.

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Speaker 2: No need to do that. I'd like to be over

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that playing the.

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Speaker 8: Stars and stripes fell on that hitler's head with a skillet.

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But if I can, I'm gonna use some of a

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door for bomb dumplings to go with his cook goose.

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Speaker 4: That's the right spirit, Bertie, is I said the judge Hooker?

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Oh my goodness, I'm late for the office. Where's my hat?

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Speaker 5: You a monk?

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Speaker 4: Oh? I see?

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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 4: Where'd I put my briefcase on your head?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Goodbye?

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Speaker 4: Everybody? And Bertie, don't forget to take this umbrella stand

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out of the hall because someday, someday somebody liable a

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trip over its song.

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Speaker 5: Oh poor uncle lord, you got to remove that stand, Bertie.

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

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Speaker 5: No, at least nothing until after Father's Day.

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Speaker 2: What they got to do with it?

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Speaker 11: Oh gee, we've brought him a super duper present on

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that kind of he's been just like a father to us.

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Speaker 5: Hey boy, that was to be a surprise.

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Speaker 11: Oh I forgot now, Bertie, you better promise you won't

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play the word about the present.

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Speaker 5: For the present?

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Speaker 4: Get what?

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Speaker 10: I don't know what it is?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's just what he's been wanting. A great big

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easy chair.

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Speaker 7: Is there a green leather club chair?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Marge.

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Speaker 5: Now you've given it away. Bertie. You gotta keep this

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in confidence.

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't you worry. I'm the biggest confidence woman you have.

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Speaker 12: Athy Ah Stanza, Oh slipper Man, welcome to Slipperman's over

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stuff fur It's a star?

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Speaker 2: And is this star over stuff with furniture?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: Sam, how I physically I'm in the pink. Financially I'm

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even more so I'm in the red. What can I

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do for you if I'm not being too continental?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Really nothing. I just thought i'd drop in and

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browse around right ahead.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's doing it. Business has been very browsy lately. And

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if you don't see what you want, just remember can

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I help it? If my stock is monotonous?

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Speaker 4: I saw a nice display at Leather Club chairs in

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the window. That's why I came in, Sam, I was

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sort of daydreaming, you know, with Father's Day on Sunday.

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Wouldn't it be nice if I were a father?

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Speaker 2: That's a little shit, I notice. I don't think you

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can make it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that slap Mars, Me and Leroy are

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fine children, But isn't it too bad I have any

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children on my own to buy any one of those chairs?

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I suppose your kids are pretty good to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, all eight of them. They're so good to

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me on Father's Day that I'm broke for the rest

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of the month.

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Speaker 4: You mean they buy you a present then charge.

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Speaker 2: It to you. Oh no, they buy the money from

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me beforehand. Look guilty. If you had kids, they do

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the same thing. So why don't you pretend you have

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a son and that you're him and he wants to

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buy you a nice chair? Come on, don't be stingy

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with the boy.

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Speaker 4: Now, don't you go to work on me sperm and

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I already have a soft spot for that brown leather

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club chair.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and visa is versa. What do you mean that

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chair has a soft spot for you? It was just

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made for you. Look extra white seat, big soft cushion,

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heavy legs.

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Speaker 4: Are you describing the chair?

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Speaker 2: I'm not so foolish. I should insult the customer. Go

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and sit in ad once.

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Speaker 4: It's free, all right, Sam? Yeah, certainly looks cozy. Yeah,

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this is like floating in the ocean, only not so wet.

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How much do you want for this chair?

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Speaker 2: Sixty seven fifty and that's my rocky bottom price.

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Speaker 4: But Sam, this chair hasn't got a rocky bottom.

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Speaker 2: You got me sixty five.

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Speaker 4: Fifty five?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you can have one of the red ones

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or a green one for fifty five, but the brown

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one costs me more. Why is that the manufacturer has

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a whim?

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Speaker 4: But I don't like green red chairs. They remind me

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of traffic signals and that makes me mad.

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Speaker 2: Okay, guilty, old pair, I'll let you have the brown

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one for sixty dollars.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sixty dollars. Say all right, they set it up

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to my house tomorrow if I'm Upsey, I just remembered,

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is a chair exactually like this woe in the window?

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For sixty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Sure, guilty, sixty is the ceiling prize? And how can

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I come on my overhead if I don't hit the ceiling?

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Speaker 4: You got me?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 2: Hello there, Giller Sleeve.

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Speaker 4: Well hello, Judge Hooker.

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Speaker 2: This is my sister, Amelia, Amelia. This is throck Morton, P.

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Speaker 6: Gillersleeep Oh, I'm glad to know you, mister gil Well.

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Speaker 4: This is a pleasure. Indeed, Miss Hooker, I'm quite surprised

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to see how attractive your sister is. Judge. The way

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you always talked, I thought you by.

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Speaker 2: The way Giller sleeve. I'm glad I ran into you today.

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Speaker 13: I've been meaning to find out when you and ten

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returning that umbrella I loaned you.

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Speaker 4: Around Christmas time, just as soon as you return that

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copy of No by George Waite.

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Speaker 2: I never borrowed your copy of No by George Waite.

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Speaker 4: I remember now, it wasn't a book. It was an

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umbrella you borrowed for me. Long after I returned yours,

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I borrowed.

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Speaker 2: One from you.

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Speaker 4: You're full of balloon juice.

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Speaker 6: Oh now, horrors, I'm sure you're mistake.

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Speaker 4: You can yes, you keep hoper. Don't talk that way

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to your sister.

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Speaker 2: She's my sister. I'll talk to her anywhere I.

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Speaker 4: Leave when there's a gentleman around.

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Speaker 13: Maybe not, but until one comes along, I'll talk her anyway.

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Speaker 4: I don't are you hinting that I'm no gentleman.

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Speaker 2: I'm hinting that you're a big fat tool judge.

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Speaker 4: Now you're hinting below the belt, really, miss Amedia, I

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never expected you to be so practiced with such an insignificant.

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Speaker 2: And stop making Google eyes adder.

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Speaker 4: I'm not making Google eyes addr. That's just the victim

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oftuur in me coming out and am I glad to

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get rid of it. Goodbye, miss Amedia. I hope I

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see you in better company the next time.

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Speaker 2: You better return. My umbrella is dead me.

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Speaker 6: Oh quiet, horrors, my goodness. Let that nice bit to

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Guilda's leave keep it. You got two umbrellas in the

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closet downstairs. Oh no, oh, yes, one with a gold handle,

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the other with a broken rib. Oh great, Scott, what's wrong?

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Speaker 13: That broken one is Giler's sleeves, and the gold handled

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one is the one I loaned him.

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Speaker 6: Well, Horace Hooker, shame on you.

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Speaker 7: Now you must do something to make up for the

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way you've insulted mister Gildersleeve.

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Speaker 13: Well, maybe i'll buy him something for his birthday. It's

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the twenty.

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Speaker 6: First, the twenty first, for that Sunday.

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Speaker 13: Okay, then i'll send him a postal card special delivery.

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Speaker 5: You'll do nothing of the sort.

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Speaker 6: Now you come with me.

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Speaker 2: Where are you going.

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Speaker 11: Over to Ober's apartment store to buy mister Gildersleave a

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birthday present? I saw the most comfy red leather club

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chair in the window this morning. Birds tell me wrong,

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a Bertie, uncle mort homie.

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Speaker 6: Nobody's cheerious.

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Speaker 7: Oh dear the salesman of Phelps and Followers promised they

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wouldn't deliver it until tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 11: Well that's heart at some place to learn. How about

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your room, Bertie?

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Speaker 2: My room? Why it's so small?

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Speaker 8: I have to do my stepping up exercise and sitting down,

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even have to open the window to throw my chest out.

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Speaker 10: Let's see the chair.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's not the right one. No, this one's brown,

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and we bought a green one. O jiggers, Uncle Morse. Here,

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what do we do?

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Speaker 8: I'll sit down on a chair, you children sit on me,

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and that'll hide it.

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Speaker 10: If you're not. Oh hello, Doddy, the thought you were

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Uncle Moyd. You can make a mistake like that.

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Speaker 14: I don't look anything like your uncle Martin, even in

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these slacks, or do I?

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Speaker 7: Well, look at that pretty chair he brought up for

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Uncle Mary for Father's Day and it came a day

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too soon, and it's the wrong color. I'm just petrified

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if you'll come home any minute and find it, Well, then.

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Speaker 11: Look, why don't you bring it over to my house

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and keep it there until.

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Speaker 10: You can change it? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Well, thank you, Doddy.

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Speaker 10: I'll phone Phelps and Followers from there and ask him

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to bring.

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Speaker 7: The green one come only, Roy, Let's let's take it

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off the black chair.

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Speaker 4: That must be your uncle.

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Speaker 8: Now, now you folks hear it, I'm coming, say.

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Speaker 2: How do I'm from Phelps and Fall. I got a

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green leather chair for mister gillislave man. That's service. Send

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it right in to call me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well you signed for a place?

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Speaker 6: Can I just initially sound all right?

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Speaker 2: B LC? That stas for Bertie Lee Coggins. I better

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write that underneath.

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Speaker 8: Now you go over to the Dobson's house next door

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and pick up that brown chair that.

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Speaker 2: Was brought over there by mistake. It was the first

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I've ever heard of the Oh here comes trouble.

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Speaker 8: Hell, mister Gilsey, excuse me a moment. I'm just gonna

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show this gentleman where the Dobsons live.

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Speaker 2: Just walk this way, mister.

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Speaker 4: Sure you couldn't walk away, Bertie does to save his life.

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Now what's this blocking diss Why it's my chair? Oh

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that's Slupperman. I told him I didn't want a green chair.

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Wait till I get hold of him, of all the

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stupid mistakes sending me a green chair. When I distinctly

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he said, hello, is this Slepperman?

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Speaker 2: It ain't all must.

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Speaker 4: Sam, missus Gildersleeve. You know that brown chair you sold me? Yes,

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I just arrived home and found it here, and it's green.

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I'll say you better come ride over and correct it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you'll be old friend. I'll be there three sakes

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of a jiffy. But I can't understand it. That chair

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is not supposed to think green until next spring.

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Speaker 3: The great killed the slave will be worth us again

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in just a few minutes. Meanwhile, let me tell you

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homemakers how to do a little sleight of hand performance

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in the kitchen. It's how to make delicious macaroni and

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cheese with magic speed. You do it with the product

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called Kraft Dinner out of the Craft Dinner box. Take

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the special Craft Dinner macaroni and cook it in boiling

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water not more than seven minutes. Then drain off the water,

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add the butter and milk, and with the Craft grated

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that also comes in every Kraft Dinner package, sprinkle the

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cheese flavor through and through. In as little time as

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it takes you to make the coffee. You have a

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grand money saving main dish, ready macaroni and cheese that

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the whole family will go for cooked in only seven minutes.

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It does seem like a sleight of hand trick, doesn't it. Well,

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get set to do this kitchen magic real soon tomorrow.

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Ask your food dealer for Kraft Dinner. Better get several

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packages because the folks will love Kraft Dinner macaroni and cheese.

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And now let's return with the great yolder Sleeve, who's

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taking a short nap, completely unaware of the fact that

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mister Schlepperman has come with another brown chair and taken

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back to green one that Marjorie and Leroy had brought

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for Father's Day. Right now, his niece and nephew are

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returning from Dottie's house.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure old Uncle mort likes the chair we picked,

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alfhol I'm positive that he will.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 7: I can just see him now, stretched out on that

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comfy green leather smoking his.

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Speaker 5: Cigar and spelling the ashes all over his vest.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna get him an ash tray and the Leroy

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you see.

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Speaker 10: What I see?

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Speaker 11: You mean that brown leather chair we just got through

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holding it over to Donny's and then I should the

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delivery man take it away?

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Speaker 5: He must have brought it right back here. Let's get

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it back to Donnie's before Uncle mort He said, Oh

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that's the fun doorbell. Come on, brother ill through the kitchen.

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Speaker 10: Bertie fella's ringing the bell.

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Speaker 8: If this be something, I'm gonna be walked out to

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a shat of size forty two.

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Speaker 9: Hello there, Bertie, Hello, Judge Hooker, I've got a little

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surprise from mister Gilder's leeveh w't you do?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Look you mean that that red leather chair? Yes?

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Speaker 13: Now, I don't want you to breathe a word about

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it to a soul whom me.

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Speaker 8: Don't you worry the all side of me, the sphin

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This is just another Gracy album.

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Speaker 2: He be carried in.

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Speaker 9: In the living room, and don't tell him who it's from.

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Let him guess why. But Judge Hooker, I wonder what

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he'll say when he finds out.

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Speaker 15: I know he'll say, well, goodbye, And remember Mum's the word, Yes, sir,

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Mom's the word for father's tea.

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Speaker 2: Green chairs, red chairs, brown chairs? Why are we gonna

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put them all?

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Speaker 4: Did a man bring a chair while I was asleep?

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Speaker 2: Yes, a frequently.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, last, Bernie, am I seeing red?

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Speaker 2: I don't know? But you sure he is turning red?

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Speaker 4: This is the last straw. I told that slept. I'm

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gonna take his green chair back and bring me my

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brown one. And now it turns out to be red.

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Give me that telephone. Thank you, Berdy. Do you know

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anything about this?

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Speaker 2: Ooh me? Also, it's just an innocent, bad product.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this chair business,

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right down to the seat of the trouble or my

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name isn't Spopperman.

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Speaker 2: Stole your fine point of tests. I'm Slipperman salt PROPM speaking.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna knock that prop out from under his soul. Hello,

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this is Gillersleeve again.

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Speaker 2: All your thing? Did you find your chair?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I found the chair all right?

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Speaker 2: Oh why and handsome mant it?

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Speaker 4: Yes? And it's also red?

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Speaker 2: Go red?

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Speaker 4: No, the color is red.

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Speaker 2: I feel the funniest sensation in my ears as if

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you said the color is red.

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Speaker 4: That's what I did say.

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Speaker 2: What trockey boy, I'm personally delivered to your house. Wrong,

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genuine brown leather chair, not cacking, not mooka croker or carryoka.

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Speaker 10: What brown?

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Speaker 5: We are coma and so on.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at it right now and it's red. Maybe

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it's this time I'm gonna make sure, there's no mistake.

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I'm gonna load this chair on my rumble seat and

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bring it over to your store. And if I don't

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get a brown chair this time, I'm gonna buy a

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war bond with the money and sit on that for

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the next ten years.

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Speaker 2: How come you bringing back this chair, lady?

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Speaker 13: When I took this brown chair back to Phelps and follow,

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the boss told.

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Speaker 2: Me it ain't our chair a tall well, then leave

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it here.

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Speaker 8: Mister chairs has been floating in and out of this

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house like a flood and a furniture factory.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there you are. Boy. What we ought to do

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is give them all to the government.

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Speaker 8: Three chairs for the red, white and blue Berbie.

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Speaker 2: I just found I made a mistake.

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Speaker 13: Mister Girisley's birthday is July twenty first, not June twenty first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you need the rush back. Tell me I

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knew that all the time. No, No, I came back

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to get that chair. I'll just take it home and

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keep it there for money.

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Speaker 8: Were you might as well, because chairs is the mostest

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thing we got plenty of thanks.

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Speaker 2: Now, remember we're still going to keep it all secreted.

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Don't worry, I'll fit my liver. Hey, I've got to hurry,

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so I'll running to get sleep. Honey. I guess my

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eyesight isn't as good as it used to be.

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Speaker 13: I'd swear this leather looks a lot more brown than

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it does red.

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Speaker 2: Honests guilty. I still insist that this is the third

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brown letter chair I'm bringing into this house today.

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Speaker 4: But what about the green one and the red one?

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Speaker 2: Mine? That's where I brought them along, in the back

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of the trunk.

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Speaker 4: You can have them, no, thanks? Oh, I one is

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the brown one you sold me. Help me carry it

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in the house.

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Speaker 2: Sam, all right, follow man, you know the way blindfolded already.

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Just look at that letter comes from only the most

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contented cows.

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Speaker 4: I suppose the springs are very helpful, too.

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Speaker 2: Careful going around the umbrella stand guilty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I've been here before. All right, you

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can set it down now, Sam.

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Speaker 2: See I'm a little tired. And why not. It's pretty

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hot for July, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: It's still June, Slipperman.

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Speaker 2: I know it, but it's even hot for July.

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Speaker 4: Do you care for a bottle of root beer either?

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Speaker 2: Mind? If you'll be so kindly, Yeah, come on in

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the kitchen.

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Speaker 14: We'll get it, I said, everybody today seems so aw

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For Pete's sake, how did that brown share get back

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in here again?

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Speaker 5: I bet that old Doddy hasn't sense enough to leave.

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Speaker 2: It over her house.

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Speaker 5: Well, there's nothing for me to do but drag it

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back next door again.

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Speaker 2: Next time, I'm gonna touchit it.

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Speaker 4: Come on, No, no, Sam, I keep telling you those

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red and green chairs are not.

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Speaker 2: Mine, but guilty of what happened to the two other

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brown ones.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. You can see for yourself that I've

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only got that. Where's the chair we brought in here?

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Just now?

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Speaker 2: Why ask me? I was in the kitchen with you,

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drinking rugby? I remember.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Let's look around. It couldn't have walked off,

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could it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it was a discontented cow.

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Speaker 4: After all, My George, I've heard of disappearing beds and

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fading wallpaper, but this is the first time I've ever

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seen a vanishing club chair.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have believed that if I hadn't seen it

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with my own eyes, And now that I don't see it,

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I still don't believe it.

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Speaker 4: It's nowhere around here. There's only one thing to do.

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Hand me that telephone.

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Speaker 2: Hey you are what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: Call the police A good idea.

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Speaker 2: The low life who did this should get the chair.

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Speaker 4: But he did. Come on out here, Sam, Here comes

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a couple of plain clothes men.

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Speaker 16: Now you stay where you are, gus, I won't belong Okay, Lieutenant,

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I'm in no hurry.

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Speaker 4: Are you from headquarters?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Which one of you gents is throck Morton? P?

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Speaker 4: Gilders? Leave?

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Speaker 2: I find detective him, of course.

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Speaker 4: I'm Lieutenant Miller of the burglary Squad.

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Speaker 16: I was on my way to the station when I

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get a radio call to stop here.

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Speaker 4: What's the trouble? Great big leather chairs? They do tricks? Tricks?

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What kind of trick? They keep changing colors, rushing in

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and out of here, disappearing into thin air. H Look, mister,

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you don't need a detective. You need glasses.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, he's had a couple of glasses already.

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But it was only a rug beer.

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Speaker 4: Lieutenant, you don't understand if somebody stole a chair right

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from our under our noses while our backs were turned.

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Speaker 2: It sounds impossible, maybe, but this is a case where

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the truth is more than fixing strains.

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Speaker 4: Huh and you described this chair? Let me see. It

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had a zoot seat with a sack back and a

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stuff tough.

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Speaker 2: And it sold for sixty bucks.

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Speaker 4: Come on, cut off the horse play. What was the style?

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Color material on? Sigh? It was a brown leather club chair,

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the same size as me. The forty eight stuff.

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Speaker 16: Well, if someone walked out with it, we shouldn't have

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any trouble tracing it. Have you asked the neighbors if

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they saw anything suspicious?

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Speaker 4: Oh? No, no, I haven't. Don't suppose we try a few?

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All right, we'll ask the neighbors. Let's start with adoptions

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next door. Huh? Say you did?

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Speaker 2: This is exciting? Don't you feel just like the tin men?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I guess you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Do you think we should look for footprints? Lieutenant?

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Speaker 2: Do you mean on the sidewalk?

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Speaker 4: What do you think?

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Speaker 16: This is Gralman's chiny my mind.

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Speaker 2: He's a regular salary queen.

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Speaker 4: And I remember. Be sure you let me do the question,

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all right?

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Speaker 16: Come on, come on, I have an all day.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, how hello, Dottie. This is Lieutenant Miller from

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the police department and mister Slepperman.

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Speaker 2: From the furniture the apartment.

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Speaker 4: Never God, we're investigating a chair which disappeared from our house.

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Speaker 11: Oh do you mean a big brown leather club chair

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that was delivered there this afternoon?

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Speaker 10: Ulno, I haven't even heard about it. What does it

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look like?

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Speaker 2: It looks like a little It looks exactly like both

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of those brown chairs in your hallway.

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Speaker 4: Oh all right, young lady, start talking, Lieutenant, don't get

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her started talking.

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Speaker 10: I never did anything again the locks, but one time

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I get done. Speaker in the end of the line.

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Speaker 4: You're quiet, Please, I wish they'd ration her gas. I

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tell you, I still don't get it. I'll tell you why, please.

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Speaker 16: I can't understand you people when you talk one at

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a time, let.

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Speaker 4: Alone like this.

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Speaker 2: Oh, who's Marjorie at me?

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Speaker 4: If you had to buy your uncle.

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Speaker 16: Something for Father's Day, why didn't you just get him.

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Speaker 4: My neck tie?

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Speaker 2: I you like that, trying to run the finits of business.

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Speaker 10: But Bradie will.

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Speaker 5: Tell you that we bought the green chair, now, won't

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you berdie?

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Speaker 2: No, ma'am, why not? Because I ain't no stew pigeon.

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Speaker 11: Hey, look out the window. Somebody's sneaking up to our

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house with a brown chair.

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Speaker 4: Why, George, you're right there's the people tenants. Come on,

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let's get it all right. Come on, stop rub that chair.

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Speaker 2: I'll shoot Hey, what's the idea? Put down that gut?

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Speaker 4: Put down that chair? First, Judge Hooker, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I was trying to keep it a secret. Guilty,

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I took the wrong chair.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Last, the confession is who's confessing to what? I just

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made a mistake, that's all.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's a fatal mistake. When you stole that chair,

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you dragged yourself off the bench.

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Speaker 13: You don't understand I bought you a chair for your birthday.

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Speaker 4: Oh likely, story. My birthday is a month off, and

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you're too cheap to return an umbrella. Let alone buy

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me an expensive president officer. Arrest that man.

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Speaker 13: If you do, I'll see you for balt's arrest, illegal incarceration,

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malicious persecution, criminal life.

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Speaker 9: And slander, and well you'll be sorry.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna take any chances.

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Speaker 2: Load all the chairs and Slipperman's truck.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna hauld all the evidence and all the witnesses

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down the headquarters before.

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Speaker 2: I go, I insist on phoning the chief of police.

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Oh okay, come on into the house.

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Speaker 4: The police is uncle or something, they slipperman, did you

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hear what the lieutenant told us to do?

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Speaker 2: Sure, it's easy. I've already got the red and green

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ones on, also the two brown ones from Miss Daddy's house.

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All I got to do is lift up the one

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to judge.

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Speaker 4: Lift.

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Speaker 2: I like this, and we're ready to go.

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Speaker 4: Oh, say mister Gillisleeve. Huh oh oh, yes, you're gusty

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Lieutenant's partner, aren't you. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 13: And if he's gonna take you all down in a

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squad car, i'd better take the truck and drive the

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evidence down the headquarters.

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Speaker 4: That's an excellent idea, a Slipperman, Give the officer your keys,

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all right.

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Speaker 2: Be careful with the clutch it grabs. I'll watch it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, certainly. Be glad when we can get this all

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unraveled and I can find a seat, I can call

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my own.

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Speaker 2: You say it, guilty boy, This has been a most

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hectical day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, well, here comes the lieutenant and hooker.

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Speaker 2: No, mister gil I just had a little talk with

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the chief. He says, for the lieutenant to forget the

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whole matter.

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Speaker 16: So all you people get in a huddle and divide

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up those chairs.

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Speaker 4: Among you say, where's Gus? You mean your partner? He

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drove the truck with the chairs down the police headquarter.

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My partner. That wasn't my partner.

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Speaker 2: That was Gus Burns, a crook that I was taken

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to jail. Oh my goodness, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My truck, Oh my chairs. Oh let lieutenant. What I

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can't understand is that you letting that chair snatcher sit

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in that squad car or unguarded.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 16: I had him handcuffed to the wheel. I can't imagine

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how he got away. Did he ask anyone here to

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give him a key or a pile? Now?

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Speaker 8: No, So the only thing the man asked me for

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was a half pin.

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Speaker 4: Oh good night, folks. Here original news the turn On.

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Speaker 2: This program was composed and conducted by William Randall. This

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