Speaker 1: Craft presents the Great Guilder Sleeve, the Draft Cheese Company
who also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night present
each week at this time. Harold Perry is the Great
Yilder Sleeve written by Leonard L.
Speaker 2: Levinson.
Speaker 3: We'll hear from the Great Yielder Sleeve in just a moment,
but first let me pass along an economy tip to
you housewives. You're trying to hold on the cost of
your dinner main dishes. Well, you know, macaroni and cheese
is a fine thrifty main dish.
Speaker 4: But do you know this?
Speaker 3: With the product called Kraft Dinner, you can make grand
macaroni and cheese thriftily and make it in just seven
minutes cooking time. You see, every package of thrifty Kraft
Dinner contains a special quick cooking macaroni, also some Craft
grated which lets you sprinkle the cheese goodness through and
through the fluffy macaroni.
Speaker 4: In a jiffy.
Speaker 3: You have a delicious, economical maine dish. When you're in
the food store, it's smart to buy several packages of
Kraft Dinner for the family will want Kraft Dinner macaroni
and cheese often tomorrow ask for Kraft dinner. And now
let's join our friend the great yielder Sleeve, who's waded
through his morning paper and his morning milk and is
now struggling through his morning mail.
Speaker 4: Er bills, bills, nothing but bills. Hell, here's a postcard.
It says, beefin is a leaf by boiling your beef.
Speaker 5: Advice.
Speaker 4: And now, Marjorie, it's from the Sultan's Delight Turkey's Baths. Well, well,
a letter from the manager of my old rubber plant,
the Guildersleeve Girdle Works.
Speaker 2: What do you know?
Speaker 4: It's been converted into a factory to repair barrage balloons.
Speaker 5: That certainly is a big change, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Oh, not much, leroy. After all, they're still putting Glimpse
into shape again, are am I? Stretching things a little?
Speaker 5: What is he right, Uncle Moore?
Speaker 4: He says they've made the mistake of inflating a big
balloon inside the factory.
Speaker 5: Jeep. Didn't cause any trouble.
Speaker 4: I'll say, it's simply raised the roof. Oh, here's what
I've been waiting for. It's from the State War Savings Administrator.
The pins and the stickers I sent for. Here are
your pins children.
Speaker 5: Oh this is cute. Yeah, what's it for.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been investing part of the income from your
estate in war bonds and doing the same with my income.
Now we're all full fledged members of the ten percent Club.
Speaker 6: The club.
Speaker 5: What kind of a club is that.
Speaker 4: Leroy, it's the club. It's going to help give the
access a beating. Look. They sent us stickers to put
up in our front window too.
Speaker 7: Oh, yes, we're buying at least ten percent, noc mort
You have two stickers.
Speaker 4: Sure, I forgot to tell you we're investing twenty percent.
Speaker 7: Well, it's ten is certainly what the well dressed American
will wear this summer.
Speaker 5: Geek, you've got one left over? Can I have my
pajamas at night?
Speaker 4: No, Leroy, That one belongs to Bertie. Her ten percent
is deducted out of her paycheck each month. Oh Bertie, Yes.
Speaker 2: Mister Gilsleeve. You want a spot of black.
Speaker 4: Cock, No, Bertie, I've got a spot of red, white
and blue for you. He's your ten percent club pin. Well,
thank you, sir, don't thank me, thank Uncle Sam, or
rather Uncle Sam. Thanks you.
Speaker 2: No need to do that. I'd like to be over
that playing the.
Speaker 8: Stars and stripes fell on that hitler's head with a skillet.
But if I can, I'm gonna use some of a
door for bomb dumplings to go with his cook goose.
Speaker 4: That's the right spirit, Bertie, is I said the judge Hooker?
Oh my goodness, I'm late for the office. Where's my hat?
Speaker 5: You a monk?
Speaker 4: Oh? I see?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 4: Where'd I put my briefcase on your head?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Goodbye?
Speaker 4: Everybody? And Bertie, don't forget to take this umbrella stand
out of the hall because someday, someday somebody liable a
trip over its song.
Speaker 5: Oh poor uncle lord, you got to remove that stand, Bertie.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't want him to hurt himself.
Speaker 5: No, at least nothing until after Father's Day.
Speaker 2: What they got to do with it?
Speaker 11: Oh gee, we've brought him a super duper present on
that kind of he's been just like a father to us.
Speaker 5: Hey boy, that was to be a surprise.
Speaker 11: Oh I forgot now, Bertie, you better promise you won't
play the word about the present.
Speaker 5: For the present?
Speaker 4: Get what?
Speaker 10: I don't know what it is?
Speaker 5: Well, it's just what he's been wanting. A great big
easy chair.
Speaker 7: Is there a green leather club chair?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: Marge.
Speaker 5: Now you've given it away. Bertie. You gotta keep this
in confidence.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't you worry. I'm the biggest confidence woman you have.
Speaker 12: Athy Ah Stanza, Oh slipper Man, welcome to Slipperman's over
stuff fur It's a star?
Speaker 2: And is this star over stuff with furniture?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Sam, how I physically I'm in the pink. Financially I'm
even more so I'm in the red. What can I
do for you if I'm not being too continental?
Speaker 4: Oh? Really nothing. I just thought i'd drop in and
browse around right ahead.
Speaker 2: Everybody's doing it. Business has been very browsy lately. And
if you don't see what you want, just remember can
I help it? If my stock is monotonous?
Speaker 4: I saw a nice display at Leather Club chairs in
the window. That's why I came in, Sam, I was
sort of daydreaming, you know, with Father's Day on Sunday.
Wouldn't it be nice if I were a father?
Speaker 2: That's a little shit, I notice. I don't think you
can make it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that slap Mars, Me and Leroy are
fine children, But isn't it too bad I have any
children on my own to buy any one of those chairs?
I suppose your kids are pretty good to you.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, all eight of them. They're so good to
me on Father's Day that I'm broke for the rest
of the month.
Speaker 4: You mean they buy you a present then charge.
Speaker 2: It to you. Oh no, they buy the money from
me beforehand. Look guilty. If you had kids, they do
the same thing. So why don't you pretend you have
a son and that you're him and he wants to
buy you a nice chair? Come on, don't be stingy
with the boy.
Speaker 4: Now, don't you go to work on me sperm and
I already have a soft spot for that brown leather
club chair.
Speaker 2: Yes, and visa is versa. What do you mean that
chair has a soft spot for you? It was just
made for you. Look extra white seat, big soft cushion,
heavy legs.
Speaker 4: Are you describing the chair?
Speaker 2: I'm not so foolish. I should insult the customer. Go
and sit in ad once.
Speaker 4: It's free, all right, Sam? Yeah, certainly looks cozy. Yeah,
this is like floating in the ocean, only not so wet.
How much do you want for this chair?
Speaker 2: Sixty seven fifty and that's my rocky bottom price.
Speaker 4: But Sam, this chair hasn't got a rocky bottom.
Speaker 2: You got me sixty five.
Speaker 4: Fifty five?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can have one of the red ones
or a green one for fifty five, but the brown
one costs me more. Why is that the manufacturer has
a whim?
Speaker 4: But I don't like green red chairs. They remind me
of traffic signals and that makes me mad.
Speaker 2: Okay, guilty, old pair, I'll let you have the brown
one for sixty dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sixty dollars. Say all right, they set it up
to my house tomorrow if I'm Upsey, I just remembered,
is a chair exactually like this woe in the window?
For sixty dollars?
Speaker 2: Sure, guilty, sixty is the ceiling prize? And how can
I come on my overhead if I don't hit the ceiling?
Speaker 4: You got me?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 2: Hello there, Giller Sleeve.
Speaker 4: Well hello, Judge Hooker.
Speaker 2: This is my sister, Amelia, Amelia. This is throck Morton, P.
Speaker 6: Gillersleeep Oh, I'm glad to know you, mister gil Well.
Speaker 4: This is a pleasure. Indeed, Miss Hooker, I'm quite surprised
to see how attractive your sister is. Judge. The way
you always talked, I thought you by.
Speaker 2: The way Giller sleeve. I'm glad I ran into you today.
Speaker 13: I've been meaning to find out when you and ten
returning that umbrella I loaned you.
Speaker 4: Around Christmas time, just as soon as you return that
copy of No by George Waite.
Speaker 2: I never borrowed your copy of No by George Waite.
Speaker 4: I remember now, it wasn't a book. It was an
umbrella you borrowed for me. Long after I returned yours,
I borrowed.
Speaker 2: One from you.
Speaker 4: You're full of balloon juice.
Speaker 6: Oh now, horrors, I'm sure you're mistake.
Speaker 4: You can yes, you keep hoper. Don't talk that way
to your sister.
Speaker 2: She's my sister. I'll talk to her anywhere I.
Speaker 4: Leave when there's a gentleman around.
Speaker 13: Maybe not, but until one comes along, I'll talk her anyway.
Speaker 4: I don't are you hinting that I'm no gentleman.
Speaker 2: I'm hinting that you're a big fat tool judge.
Speaker 4: Now you're hinting below the belt, really, miss Amedia, I
never expected you to be so practiced with such an insignificant.
Speaker 2: And stop making Google eyes adder.
Speaker 4: I'm not making Google eyes addr. That's just the victim
oftuur in me coming out and am I glad to
get rid of it. Goodbye, miss Amedia. I hope I
see you in better company the next time.
Speaker 2: You better return. My umbrella is dead me.
Speaker 6: Oh quiet, horrors, my goodness. Let that nice bit to
Guilda's leave keep it. You got two umbrellas in the
closet downstairs. Oh no, oh, yes, one with a gold handle,
the other with a broken rib. Oh great, Scott, what's wrong?
Speaker 13: That broken one is Giler's sleeves, and the gold handled
one is the one I loaned him.
Speaker 6: Well, Horace Hooker, shame on you.
Speaker 7: Now you must do something to make up for the
way you've insulted mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 13: Well, maybe i'll buy him something for his birthday. It's
the twenty.
Speaker 6: First, the twenty first, for that Sunday.
Speaker 13: Okay, then i'll send him a postal card special delivery.
Speaker 5: You'll do nothing of the sort.
Speaker 6: Now you come with me.
Speaker 2: Where are you going.
Speaker 11: Over to Ober's apartment store to buy mister Gildersleave a
birthday present? I saw the most comfy red leather club
chair in the window this morning. Birds tell me wrong,
a Bertie, uncle mort homie.
Speaker 6: Nobody's cheerious.
Speaker 7: Oh dear the salesman of Phelps and Followers promised they
wouldn't deliver it until tomorrow morning.
Speaker 11: Well that's heart at some place to learn. How about
your room, Bertie?
Speaker 2: My room? Why it's so small?
Speaker 8: I have to do my stepping up exercise and sitting down,
even have to open the window to throw my chest out.
Speaker 10: Let's see the chair.
Speaker 5: Oh that's not the right one. No, this one's brown,
and we bought a green one. O jiggers, Uncle Morse. Here,
what do we do?
Speaker 8: I'll sit down on a chair, you children sit on me,
and that'll hide it.
Speaker 10: If you're not. Oh hello, Doddy, the thought you were
Uncle Moyd. You can make a mistake like that.
Speaker 14: I don't look anything like your uncle Martin, even in
these slacks, or do I?
Speaker 7: Well, look at that pretty chair he brought up for
Uncle Mary for Father's Day and it came a day
too soon, and it's the wrong color. I'm just petrified
if you'll come home any minute and find it, Well, then.
Speaker 11: Look, why don't you bring it over to my house
and keep it there until.
Speaker 10: You can change it? Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, thank you, Doddy.
Speaker 10: I'll phone Phelps and Followers from there and ask him
to bring.
Speaker 7: The green one come only, Roy, Let's let's take it
off the black chair.
Speaker 4: That must be your uncle.
Speaker 8: Now, now you folks hear it, I'm coming, say.
Speaker 2: How do I'm from Phelps and Fall. I got a
green leather chair for mister gillislave man. That's service. Send
it right in to call me.
Speaker 4: Okay, well you signed for a place?
Speaker 6: Can I just initially sound all right?
Speaker 2: B LC? That stas for Bertie Lee Coggins. I better
write that underneath.
Speaker 8: Now you go over to the Dobson's house next door
and pick up that brown chair that.
Speaker 2: Was brought over there by mistake. It was the first
I've ever heard of the Oh here comes trouble.
Speaker 8: Hell, mister Gilsey, excuse me a moment. I'm just gonna
show this gentleman where the Dobsons live.
Speaker 2: Just walk this way, mister.
Speaker 4: Sure you couldn't walk away, Bertie does to save his life.
Now what's this blocking diss Why it's my chair? Oh
that's Slupperman. I told him I didn't want a green chair.
Wait till I get hold of him, of all the
stupid mistakes sending me a green chair. When I distinctly
he said, hello, is this Slepperman?
Speaker 2: It ain't all must.
Speaker 4: Sam, missus Gildersleeve. You know that brown chair you sold me? Yes,
I just arrived home and found it here, and it's green.
I'll say you better come ride over and correct it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you'll be old friend. I'll be there three sakes
of a jiffy. But I can't understand it. That chair
is not supposed to think green until next spring.
Speaker 3: The great killed the slave will be worth us again
in just a few minutes. Meanwhile, let me tell you
homemakers how to do a little sleight of hand performance
in the kitchen. It's how to make delicious macaroni and
cheese with magic speed. You do it with the product
called Kraft Dinner out of the Craft Dinner box. Take
the special Craft Dinner macaroni and cook it in boiling
water not more than seven minutes. Then drain off the water,
add the butter and milk, and with the Craft grated
that also comes in every Kraft Dinner package, sprinkle the
cheese flavor through and through. In as little time as
it takes you to make the coffee. You have a
grand money saving main dish, ready macaroni and cheese that
the whole family will go for cooked in only seven minutes.
It does seem like a sleight of hand trick, doesn't it. Well,
get set to do this kitchen magic real soon tomorrow.
Ask your food dealer for Kraft Dinner. Better get several
packages because the folks will love Kraft Dinner macaroni and cheese.
And now let's return with the great yolder Sleeve, who's
taking a short nap, completely unaware of the fact that
mister Schlepperman has come with another brown chair and taken
back to green one that Marjorie and Leroy had brought
for Father's Day. Right now, his niece and nephew are
returning from Dottie's house.
Speaker 5: I'm sure old Uncle mort likes the chair we picked,
alfhol I'm positive that he will.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 7: I can just see him now, stretched out on that
comfy green leather smoking his.
Speaker 5: Cigar and spelling the ashes all over his vest.
Speaker 7: We're gonna get him an ash tray and the Leroy
you see.
Speaker 10: What I see?
Speaker 11: You mean that brown leather chair we just got through
holding it over to Donny's and then I should the
delivery man take it away?
Speaker 5: He must have brought it right back here. Let's get
it back to Donnie's before Uncle mort He said, Oh
that's the fun doorbell. Come on, brother ill through the kitchen.
Speaker 10: Bertie fella's ringing the bell.
Speaker 8: If this be something, I'm gonna be walked out to
a shat of size forty two.
Speaker 9: Hello there, Bertie, Hello, Judge Hooker, I've got a little
surprise from mister Gilder's leeveh w't you do?
Speaker 2: Yes? Look you mean that that red leather chair? Yes?
Speaker 13: Now, I don't want you to breathe a word about
it to a soul whom me.
Speaker 8: Don't you worry the all side of me, the sphin
This is just another Gracy album.
Speaker 2: He be carried in.
Speaker 9: In the living room, and don't tell him who it's from.
Let him guess why. But Judge Hooker, I wonder what
he'll say when he finds out.
Speaker 15: I know he'll say, well, goodbye, And remember Mum's the word, Yes, sir,
Mom's the word for father's tea.
Speaker 2: Green chairs, red chairs, brown chairs? Why are we gonna
put them all?
Speaker 4: Did a man bring a chair while I was asleep?
Speaker 2: Yes, a frequently.
Speaker 4: Oh well, last, Bernie, am I seeing red?
Speaker 2: I don't know? But you sure he is turning red?
Speaker 4: This is the last straw. I told that slept. I'm
gonna take his green chair back and bring me my
brown one. And now it turns out to be red.
Give me that telephone. Thank you, Berdy. Do you know
anything about this?
Speaker 2: Ooh me? Also, it's just an innocent, bad product.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this chair business,
right down to the seat of the trouble or my
name isn't Spopperman.
Speaker 2: Stole your fine point of tests. I'm Slipperman salt PROPM speaking.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna knock that prop out from under his soul. Hello,
this is Gillersleeve again.
Speaker 2: All your thing? Did you find your chair?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I found the chair all right?
Speaker 2: Oh why and handsome mant it?
Speaker 4: Yes? And it's also red?
Speaker 2: Go red?
Speaker 4: No, the color is red.
Speaker 2: I feel the funniest sensation in my ears as if
you said the color is red.
Speaker 4: That's what I did say.
Speaker 2: What trockey boy, I'm personally delivered to your house. Wrong,
genuine brown leather chair, not cacking, not mooka croker or carryoka.
Speaker 10: What brown?
Speaker 5: We are coma and so on.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at it right now and it's red. Maybe
it's this time I'm gonna make sure, there's no mistake.
I'm gonna load this chair on my rumble seat and
bring it over to your store. And if I don't
get a brown chair this time, I'm gonna buy a
war bond with the money and sit on that for
the next ten years.
Speaker 2: How come you bringing back this chair, lady?
Speaker 13: When I took this brown chair back to Phelps and follow,
the boss told.
Speaker 2: Me it ain't our chair a tall well, then leave
it here.
Speaker 8: Mister chairs has been floating in and out of this
house like a flood and a furniture factory.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you are. Boy. What we ought to do
is give them all to the government.
Speaker 8: Three chairs for the red, white and blue Berbie.
Speaker 2: I just found I made a mistake.
Speaker 13: Mister Girisley's birthday is July twenty first, not June twenty first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you need the rush back. Tell me I
knew that all the time. No, No, I came back
to get that chair. I'll just take it home and
keep it there for money.
Speaker 8: Were you might as well, because chairs is the mostest
thing we got plenty of thanks.
Speaker 2: Now, remember we're still going to keep it all secreted.
Don't worry, I'll fit my liver. Hey, I've got to hurry,
so I'll running to get sleep. Honey. I guess my
eyesight isn't as good as it used to be.
Speaker 13: I'd swear this leather looks a lot more brown than
it does red.
Speaker 2: Honests guilty. I still insist that this is the third
brown letter chair I'm bringing into this house today.
Speaker 4: But what about the green one and the red one?
Speaker 2: Mine? That's where I brought them along, in the back
of the trunk.
Speaker 4: You can have them, no, thanks? Oh, I one is
the brown one you sold me. Help me carry it
in the house.
Speaker 2: Sam, all right, follow man, you know the way blindfolded already.
Just look at that letter comes from only the most
contented cows.
Speaker 4: I suppose the springs are very helpful, too.
Speaker 2: Careful going around the umbrella stand guilty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I've been here before. All right, you
can set it down now, Sam.
Speaker 2: See I'm a little tired. And why not. It's pretty
hot for July, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's still June, Slipperman.
Speaker 2: I know it, but it's even hot for July.
Speaker 4: Do you care for a bottle of root beer either?
Speaker 2: Mind? If you'll be so kindly, Yeah, come on in
the kitchen.
Speaker 14: We'll get it, I said, everybody today seems so aw
For Pete's sake, how did that brown share get back
in here again?
Speaker 5: I bet that old Doddy hasn't sense enough to leave.
Speaker 2: It over her house.
Speaker 5: Well, there's nothing for me to do but drag it
back next door again.
Speaker 2: Next time, I'm gonna touchit it.
Speaker 4: Come on, No, no, Sam, I keep telling you those
red and green chairs are not.
Speaker 2: Mine, but guilty of what happened to the two other
brown ones.
Speaker 4: I don't know. You can see for yourself that I've
only got that. Where's the chair we brought in here?
Just now?
Speaker 2: Why ask me? I was in the kitchen with you,
drinking rugby? I remember.
Speaker 4: That's right. Let's look around. It couldn't have walked off,
could it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it was a discontented cow.
Speaker 4: After all, My George, I've heard of disappearing beds and
fading wallpaper, but this is the first time I've ever
seen a vanishing club chair.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have believed that if I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes, And now that I don't see it,
I still don't believe it.
Speaker 4: It's nowhere around here. There's only one thing to do.
Hand me that telephone.
Speaker 2: Hey you are what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Call the police A good idea.
Speaker 2: The low life who did this should get the chair.
Speaker 4: But he did. Come on out here, Sam, Here comes
a couple of plain clothes men.
Speaker 16: Now you stay where you are, gus, I won't belong Okay, Lieutenant,
I'm in no hurry.
Speaker 4: Are you from headquarters?
Speaker 2: Yes? Which one of you gents is throck Morton? P?
Speaker 4: Gilders? Leave?
Speaker 2: I find detective him, of course.
Speaker 4: I'm Lieutenant Miller of the burglary Squad.
Speaker 16: I was on my way to the station when I
get a radio call to stop here.
Speaker 4: What's the trouble? Great big leather chairs? They do tricks? Tricks?
What kind of trick? They keep changing colors, rushing in
and out of here, disappearing into thin air. H Look, mister,
you don't need a detective. You need glasses.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, he's had a couple of glasses already.
But it was only a rug beer.
Speaker 4: Lieutenant, you don't understand if somebody stole a chair right
from our under our noses while our backs were turned.
Speaker 2: It sounds impossible, maybe, but this is a case where
the truth is more than fixing strains.
Speaker 4: Huh and you described this chair? Let me see. It
had a zoot seat with a sack back and a
stuff tough.
Speaker 2: And it sold for sixty bucks.
Speaker 4: Come on, cut off the horse play. What was the style?
Color material on? Sigh? It was a brown leather club chair,
the same size as me. The forty eight stuff.
Speaker 16: Well, if someone walked out with it, we shouldn't have
any trouble tracing it. Have you asked the neighbors if
they saw anything suspicious?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, no, I haven't. Don't suppose we try a few?
All right, we'll ask the neighbors. Let's start with adoptions
next door. Huh? Say you did?
Speaker 2: This is exciting? Don't you feel just like the tin men?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I guess you're doing.
Speaker 4: Do you think we should look for footprints? Lieutenant?
Speaker 2: Do you mean on the sidewalk?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 16: This is Gralman's chiny my mind.
Speaker 2: He's a regular salary queen.
Speaker 4: And I remember. Be sure you let me do the question,
all right?
Speaker 16: Come on, come on, I have an all day.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, how hello, Dottie. This is Lieutenant Miller from
the police department and mister Slepperman.
Speaker 2: From the furniture the apartment.
Speaker 4: Never God, we're investigating a chair which disappeared from our house.
Speaker 11: Oh do you mean a big brown leather club chair
that was delivered there this afternoon?
Speaker 10: Ulno, I haven't even heard about it. What does it
look like?
Speaker 2: It looks like a little It looks exactly like both
of those brown chairs in your hallway.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, young lady, start talking, Lieutenant, don't get
her started talking.
Speaker 10: I never did anything again the locks, but one time
I get done. Speaker in the end of the line.
Speaker 4: You're quiet, Please, I wish they'd ration her gas. I
tell you, I still don't get it. I'll tell you why, please.
Speaker 16: I can't understand you people when you talk one at
a time, let.
Speaker 4: Alone like this.
Speaker 2: Oh, who's Marjorie at me?
Speaker 4: If you had to buy your uncle.
Speaker 16: Something for Father's Day, why didn't you just get him.
Speaker 4: My neck tie?
Speaker 2: I you like that, trying to run the finits of business.
Speaker 10: But Bradie will.
Speaker 5: Tell you that we bought the green chair, now, won't
you berdie?
Speaker 2: No, ma'am, why not? Because I ain't no stew pigeon.
Speaker 11: Hey, look out the window. Somebody's sneaking up to our
house with a brown chair.
Speaker 4: Why, George, you're right there's the people tenants. Come on,
let's get it all right. Come on, stop rub that chair.
Speaker 2: I'll shoot Hey, what's the idea? Put down that gut?
Speaker 4: Put down that chair? First, Judge Hooker, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh? I was trying to keep it a secret. Guilty,
I took the wrong chair.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 2: Last, the confession is who's confessing to what? I just
made a mistake, that's all.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a fatal mistake. When you stole that chair,
you dragged yourself off the bench.
Speaker 13: You don't understand I bought you a chair for your birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh likely, story. My birthday is a month off, and
you're too cheap to return an umbrella. Let alone buy
me an expensive president officer. Arrest that man.
Speaker 13: If you do, I'll see you for balt's arrest, illegal incarceration,
malicious persecution, criminal life.
Speaker 9: And slander, and well you'll be sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna take any chances.
Speaker 2: Load all the chairs and Slipperman's truck.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna hauld all the evidence and all the witnesses
down the headquarters before.
Speaker 2: I go, I insist on phoning the chief of police.
Oh okay, come on into the house.
Speaker 4: The police is uncle or something, they slipperman, did you
hear what the lieutenant told us to do?
Speaker 2: Sure, it's easy. I've already got the red and green
ones on, also the two brown ones from Miss Daddy's house.
All I got to do is lift up the one
to judge.
Speaker 4: Lift.
Speaker 2: I like this, and we're ready to go.
Speaker 4: Oh, say mister Gillisleeve. Huh oh oh, yes, you're gusty
Lieutenant's partner, aren't you. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 13: And if he's gonna take you all down in a
squad car, i'd better take the truck and drive the
evidence down the headquarters.
Speaker 4: That's an excellent idea, a Slipperman, Give the officer your keys,
all right.
Speaker 2: Be careful with the clutch it grabs. I'll watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, certainly. Be glad when we can get this all
unraveled and I can find a seat, I can call
my own.
Speaker 2: You say it, guilty boy, This has been a most
hectical day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, well, here comes the lieutenant and hooker.
Speaker 2: No, mister gil I just had a little talk with
the chief. He says, for the lieutenant to forget the
whole matter.
Speaker 16: So all you people get in a huddle and divide
up those chairs.
Speaker 4: Among you say, where's Gus? You mean your partner? He
drove the truck with the chairs down the police headquarter.
My partner. That wasn't my partner.
Speaker 2: That was Gus Burns, a crook that I was taken
to jail. Oh my goodness, Oh.
Speaker 4: My truck, Oh my chairs. Oh let lieutenant. What I
can't understand is that you letting that chair snatcher sit
in that squad car or unguarded.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 16: I had him handcuffed to the wheel. I can't imagine
how he got away. Did he ask anyone here to
give him a key or a pile? Now?
Speaker 8: No, So the only thing the man asked me for
was a half pin.
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