WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.320 --> 00:00:05.120 The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:10.880 Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday, and we're gonna talk 3 00:00:10.919 --> 00:00:14.119 a little bit about that, remember that fatigue we were 4 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:16.399 just discussing when it comes to four and eight and 5 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:20.960 things like that. There are sometimes sometimes you read a 6 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:25.480 story and it really reveals how deep the divide is 7 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:28.280 and the two sides in this country. And we're about 8 00:00:28.280 --> 00:00:30.039 to touch on one of those in a moment. Then 9 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:33.320 we'll get to stupid things like robotic coyotes, and yes, 10 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:36.719 we're gonna get to system membership cards and things like that, 11 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:40.280 and the monsters still being monsters about the flood and 12 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:47.119 all that other stuff. But the news, the media, obviously 13 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:51.520 the American media, they work exclusively on, behalf of the 14 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:57.479 communist revolution, and therefore anything that impedes the revolution they 15 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:02.880 object to, which is pretty when you realize that, for instance, 16 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:08.079 foreign aid, that's weird for them to love it, right 17 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:13.519 after all the communist revolutions right here at home. But 18 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:20.359 they love it. They absolutely love America spending its way 19 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:25.680 into bankruptcy, and they love taking your tax money and 20 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:29.760 handing it to other countries. The media loves it, which 21 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:34.680 reveals that foreign aid is used for the communist revolution. 22 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:41.239 It is it is not just domestic foreign color revolutions 23 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:44.959 across the country, across the globe. I mean, I saw 24 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:48.200 this story from NBC News, and you and I both 25 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:51.439 know exactly what they're doing. This is a story where 26 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:53.959 NBC News and the Associated Press, I think they were 27 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:57.959 the ones who originated it. They are doing the whole 28 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:01.280 People are going to die because of Republicans. People are 29 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:04.159 going to die because of Donald Trump thing. This is 30 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:07.000 all just a smear campaign like they always do to 31 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:09.080 make the right look bad and the left look good. 32 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:14.280 This is the headline as the US abruptly ends support, 33 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:22.800 Liberia faces empty health clinics and unplanned presidency or pregnancies. 34 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:26.840 Unplanned presidencies, unplanned pregnancies. And these are the first two paragraphs. 35 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:32.360 Five months ago, Rosaline Fay, a thirty two year old 36 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:35.919 farmer from the West African nation of Liberia, set off 37 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:40.080 on a quest to find contraceptives. Fay and her partner 38 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:44.560 have two daughters and they barely make ends meet. Determined 39 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:47.280 not to have more children, she went to a health 40 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:53.280 worker in her village, but contraception pills, implants and condoms 41 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:58.080 had run out. Faye trecked for hours on Red Clay 42 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:02.960 roads to the nearest clinics, but they had no contraceptives either. 43 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:12.520 Then this goes with the article. In Liberia, the American 44 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:18.560 support made up almost two point six percent of gross 45 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:23.159 national income, the highest anywhere in the world, according to 46 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:27.280 the Center for Global Development. And that's what NBC News 47 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:34.879 is reporting. Our divide is so deep. The American media 48 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:39.400 will report on things they think make us look bad, 49 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:43.599 and it only enrages me that it was ever going 50 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:48.400 on to begin with. I went to work today to 51 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:51.280 buy condoms for people in Liberia because no one's figured 52 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:56.599 out how babies get made. Yet, let me go ahead 53 00:03:56.599 --> 00:04:01.400 and repeat this. You went to work today and the 54 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:06.520 government stole money out of your paycheck to buy condoms 55 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:09.560 for people in Liberia because no one's figured out how 56 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:13.280 to avoid getting pregnant there. Yet, you went to work 57 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:17.959 today and the government took your money. And we, you 58 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:21.680 and me, the American taxpayer, we made up two point 59 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:26.800 six percent of the gross national income for Liberia. American money, 60 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:32.399 your money funding every freaking place on the planet, every 61 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.040 in there. And the media reports on this some sob 62 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:38.040 story about some lady who can't keep her legs closed, 63 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.199 and that's supposed to be that's supposed to make me 64 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:44.519 feel bad that that Fay or whatever her stupid name is, 65 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:48.240 that she I'm sorry, sorry, Fay, I'm sorry you couldn't 66 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:52.480 find abortion pills or birth control pills or rubbers courtesy 67 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:55.839 of the American taxpayer. My heart's just breaking over here. 68 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:59.879 You know what people figured out thousands of years ago 69 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:03.480 how babies get made and how to avoid babies getting made. 70 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:08.040 But apparently in Liberia they require American taxpayer money to 71 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:13.160 avoid that particular scenario. And I'm supposed to feel bad. 72 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:15.439 It doesn't make me feel bad at all. It makes 73 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.399 me feel full of rage that I ever had to 74 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:23.319 fund any of this idiocy at all. But that is 75 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:26.920 what the entire planet has gotten used to, and it's 76 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:30.439 what the American media continues to push that you, the 77 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:34.120 American taxpayer, because we have things here in the country, 78 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:37.519 because we are a wealthy nation, that you are somehow 79 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:41.240 obligated to fund every single dirt ball in this country, 80 00:05:41.360 --> 00:05:44.720 in every single dirt ball country around the planet. It's 81 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:52.600 your responsibility, the American No, absolutely not. I think listen, 82 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:55.519 I'm gonna say something and it's going to be controversial, 83 00:05:56.480 --> 00:06:06.680 but I think Liberia should be funded by Liberians. I 84 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:12.079 know that's crazy. I know, somehow, through years and years 85 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:16.399 and years of social conditioning, that a lot of Americans 86 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:20.000 have come to think that we somehow are obligated to 87 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:24.920 fund every part of the planet. But I can't tell 88 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:26.680 you how many. I'll tell you why. I'm getting angry. 89 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:30.160 Every time I read a story like this, I think 90 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:33.920 back to all the emails you send me. You send 91 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:37.839 me emails when you're struggling, and it breaks my heart. Jesse. 92 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.279 We're not making ends meet, Jesse. I had to take 93 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:42.560 a second job, Jesse. I didn't get to see I 94 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:44.759 don't get to see my son's games anymore because I 95 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:47.360 had to pick up weekend shifts. Jesse. I'm not making 96 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:50.319 ends meet. And then I read a story that you've 97 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:53.759 been funding rubbers for Liberians who can't figure out how 98 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:55.560 to not get pregnant, and it makes me want to 99 00:06:55.639 --> 00:07:00.800 choke somebody. It does, it does, It fills me with rage. 100 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:03.319 I'm gonna move on because I don't want to be 101 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.519 full of rage. I want to be full of happiness. 102 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:08.120 I want to be full of red lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits, 103 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:11.399 But that's not available to me right now, So don't 104 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:15.040 shake your head, Chris, Chris, you have to admit the 105 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:20.199 Cheddar Bay biscuits are legit. You you've been to Red 106 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:24.560 Lobster like once. Well, that's probably understandable, buddy, being as 107 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:29.600 how it's all shellfish. I would hope that they do 108 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:31.480 have fish in there, Chris, And I'm sure it's of 109 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:36.879 the highest quality. I'm not so sure that it's kosher, Chris, 110 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:39.160 is all fish kosher? That can't be right. I thought 111 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:42.680 you people had like strict rules and stuff like that, right, Okay, 112 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:47.319 scales and fins. Okay, Well, I'm sure Red Lobster's fish 113 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:50.360 used to have that. Sure, I'm sure it used to 114 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:53.560 have that. I don't know that I would totally trust 115 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:58.160 the process in the kitchen for whatever. Chef, I'm sure 116 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:01.160 you have to keep stuff separate, you do. You don't 117 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:03.720 have to keep us up sating. Yeah, I don't know 118 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:06.720 that you should really go to Red Lobster, but I'm not. 119 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.800 As much as I love them, I'm not sure that 120 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:12.240 they would do that for you. And I'm reasonably sure 121 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:14.519 the waiter would tell you that they were doing that. 122 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:18.560 Would it actually happen. I put it to you this way. 123 00:08:19.079 --> 00:08:23.319 My first official job was dishwasher. As you know, I 124 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:25.920 hadn't my first unofficial job. When I was fourteen. I 125 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.240 wasn't old enough to get a job yet. I worked 126 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:31.959 at my buddy's car wash. As you know, he owned 127 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:34.440 a car well, his dad owned a car wash, and 128 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:36.799 he paid me under the table because I wanted to work. 129 00:08:36.840 --> 00:08:39.200 I've always wanted to work. I liked working, and I 130 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:42.279 wanted to get paid. My first official job after I 131 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:46.360 turned fifteen was dishwasher. It was at a restaurant called 132 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:50.399 the Apple Tree in Bozeman, Montana. It's not there anymore. 133 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:52.399 You can look it up all you want. Last time 134 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:55.120 I was in town had turned into some sorry Mexican misterant, 135 00:08:55.120 --> 00:08:57.320 which I'm sure is garbage. What is Montana know about 136 00:08:57.360 --> 00:09:00.120 Mexican food. There aren't even enough Mexicans there. Either way, 137 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:05.440 I'm working at Apple Tree as a dishwasher, so I'm 138 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:08.240 back there in the kitchen area. Kind of I'm isolated, 139 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:15.679 which made the job bad. But I'm isolated. Somebody sends 140 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:20.879 back a cheeseburger because they had ordered a cheeseburger without cheese. 141 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:24.440 Now automatically, I think less of this person anyway, who 142 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:27.039 would order a cheeseburger without cheese. But that's neither here 143 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:31.799 nor there. They had told the waitress, hey, cheeseburger, no cheese. Okay. 144 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:39.759 The chef gets it, gets annoyed by this that he 145 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:42.519 had put cheese on it. Either the waitress screwed up 146 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:44.120 or he's screwed up. I don't know why he would 147 00:09:44.120 --> 00:09:47.200 be annoyed, but gets annoyed by it. And you know 148 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.080 what he did. I watched him do it with my 149 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:53.480 own two n two eyes. He took the burger patty 150 00:09:55.039 --> 00:10:01.559 off the bun, walked over to the sink, pulled out 151 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:06.200 the faucet, add one of those detachable faucets, and sprayed 152 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:10.159 the cheese off of the burger patty into the sink, 153 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:14.360 through the burger, right back on the bun, right out 154 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:18.559 to the table. It went. I know, Chris, it was nasty. 155 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:22.639 I remember sitting there mortified. And we could have one 156 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:26.120 meal a day from the restaurant. I just had waffles, 157 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:28.919 did and I made no special requests. Just make me 158 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.360 a waffle of some kind. I just want a waffle. 159 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:34.519 I'm gonna talk about robotic coyotes before we talk about 160 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:39.399 that let's talk about system membership cards again. It is 161 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:45.240 the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember 162 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:48.559 you can email the show, and you should Jesse at 163 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:51.440 Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's such a great song when 164 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:54.120 the levee breaks, except you know what. I was playing 165 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.039 it the other night on the speakers around the house. 166 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:59.360 We were jamming out, and my mother actually said, what 167 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:02.799 is this whole horrible saw? I don't understand. I know, Chris, 168 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:05.279 I know, I've outcame on glute. I told her that's 169 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:08.879 as American as apple Pie, even though led Zeppelin definitely 170 00:11:08.879 --> 00:11:14.399 was an American. So we've had this talk before about 171 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:17.879 system membership cards. But I realized we're on a bunch 172 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:20.360 of new stations now and so maybe people won't know 173 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:23.600 what I'm talking about. First. What is the system, Well, 174 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:26.799 it's what I call all of our institutions now that 175 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:29.759 they've all been conquered by the same sick, demonic religion 176 00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:33.960 of communism, and they all work together. Institutions actually should 177 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.559 be separate and should oppose each other a lot. The 178 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:40.159 media should not be joined with Hollywood, and should not 179 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:42.399 be joined with the FBI, and should not be joined 180 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:45.840 with the CIA, the education system, that those should all 181 00:11:45.879 --> 00:11:49.559 be separate institutions. They all got conquered by the filthy communists. 182 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:51.320 They all work together. And now that's what I call 183 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:56.159 the system. And in communist systems, which that's I'm not 184 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:57.600 going to say that's what we have, but we have 185 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:04.320 really a soft communism. In communist systems, you really need 186 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:07.080 to be allowed to become a party member. You need 187 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:12.200 to be a party member to better your life in 188 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:17.600 everyone in China, Cambodia, East Germany. But if you were 189 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:20.600 not a member of the communist party, what you've done 190 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:23.759 is you have capped how much money you can make. 191 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:27.440 You've capped the kind of work you can do. You 192 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:31.919 need that party membership to get that good job, to 193 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:35.360 get that you need it. They're always like that in 194 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:38.559 one party controlled systems, that's what it is. Ours is 195 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.200 more of a soft system that way, but it very 196 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:45.320 much works the same way. Maybe I mean, maybe you're 197 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.919 into superhero movies. Maybe you've been looking forward to that 198 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:51.000 Superman movie that comes out. I'm not gonna go see 199 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:52.879 it because of all this stuff, but maybe you're into it, 200 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:57.960 and maybe you're wondering why these people the directors, the producers, 201 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:00.320 This is one of the actors in it. Why do 202 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:04.399 they say things like this when they know, they absolutely 203 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:07.440 know this is going to turn people off, This is 204 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:09.080 going to hurt the movie at the box office. 205 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:13.039 Is exactly what the movie is about. I think that, like, 206 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:18.679 we support our people, you know, we love our immigrants, 207 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:22.799 we love Yes, Superman is an immigrant, and yes, the 208 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:28.200 people that we support in this country are immigrants. And 209 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.720 if you don't like that, then you're not American. 210 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:35.159 People hear an actor say that, and they say he's 211 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:38.720 going to kill the bottom line of the movie. Yeah, 212 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:44.440 that's true. But you know what he's doing. He is 213 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:51.679 updating his system membership card. He is going to get 214 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:56.200 another gig, another lucrative gig, because he said that publicly. 215 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:00.440 Actually saw an actor, director, producer, wonderful guy Nick seriously, 216 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:02.399 he's a friend of mine, actually said he was talking 217 00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:05.720 about this yesterday. He said, these guys will say things 218 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:08.159 like this and they don't care that it's going to 219 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:11.720 kill the bottom line of the movie because the next director, 220 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:15.720 the next producer, who's a dirty communist just like this guy, 221 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:21.320 watches him say that, and it guarantees him his next gig. 222 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:26.480 Guys like Nick Searcy, James Woods, anyone else in Hollywood 223 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:29.519 who's even kind of sniffed with being on the right. 224 00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:32.159 They are cut off. You never see him in movies. 225 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:36.240 They're never welcome back. Your career is over. As second 226 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:39.440 you come out as being someone on the right. You 227 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:44.360 have surrendered your system, membership card, bank account empty, all 228 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:48.720 your opportunities dry up. You are toast. Why would you 229 00:14:48.759 --> 00:14:51.399 say something that destroys the bottom line of the movie 230 00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:54.480 that's about to come out, because that's how you get 231 00:14:54.519 --> 00:15:00.679 your next gig. System membership cards are a real thing. 232 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:03.840 You see every time you see somebody who lacks talent 233 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:09.360 on TV, you'll notice that person usually is the biggest 234 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:13.240 communist suck up in the world. Stephen Colbert is the 235 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:15.159 first one that comes to mind, but there are many. 236 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.600 Stephen Colbert hasn't been funny in years. He does a 237 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:22.759 late night comedy show. It's supposed to be funny. It's 238 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.919 not funny. It's just not very good at comedy. Well, 239 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:30.080 he wants the ten million dollars a year. Sure he 240 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:33.360 makes that. I know, isn't that crazy? He wants that money. 241 00:15:34.159 --> 00:15:36.399 What do you do if you're not funny? You can't 242 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:41.440 just make yourself be funny. Some people aren't funny. Just 243 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:44.399 make sure your system membership card is up today. That's 244 00:15:44.399 --> 00:15:47.639 why he was doing dance routines encouraging people to take 245 00:15:47.639 --> 00:15:50.639 the COVID vaccine. Was that the most embarrassing thing you've 246 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:53.840 ever seen on television? Yes, of course it was. Why 247 00:15:53.879 --> 00:15:57.120 would you do that? Why would you humiliate yourself like that? 248 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:00.879 Why would you constantly take a comedy show and going 249 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.559 these long anti Trump rants? You have every Democrat on, Oh, 250 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:07.799 it's AOC tonight. Why would you do that because you're 251 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:10.240 not funny and you like making ten million dollars a year. 252 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:14.039 The only way to keep your system membership card up 253 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:17.039 to date, if you're not funny or valuable to the 254 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:21.000 system in other ways, is to bend down and lick 255 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:24.679 the boots of the people who write your check constantly. 256 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:27.759 That's why they say things like this. 257 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:31.559 Is exactly what the movie is about. I think that, like, 258 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:37.200 we support our people, you know, we love our immigrants, 259 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.320 we love Yes, Superman is an immigrant, and yes, the 260 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:46.720 people that we support in this country are immigrants. And 261 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:50.200 if you don't like that, then you're not American. 262 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:54.120 Look, I'm glad he said, it saves me forty bucks 263 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:58.759 on movie tickets. Movie tickets aren't cheap anymore, Chris said, 264 00:16:58.799 --> 00:17:01.840 Am I going by myself drop one hundred and fifty bucks 265 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:03.759 going to the movies anymore? If the kids want food 266 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:07.119 and stuff? So, I mean, it's a relief for me. 267 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:13.079 Jesse Kelly's Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember you 268 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:16.920 can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 269 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:20.200 Let's do a couple of these emails, shall we, Hey, Jesse, 270 00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:25.359 have you talked about the brave hump pilots? No? I 271 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:29.400 didn't even know. I didn't know Kamala went to flight school. No, 272 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:32.480 I'm kidding the hump pilots. Actually, I've never done that 273 00:17:32.680 --> 00:17:37.319 history my dad, this guy says, This lady says, my 274 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:39.880 dad survived and came home but didn't talk about it much. 275 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:43.480 I am going to do a hump pilot history at 276 00:17:43.480 --> 00:17:46.079 some point in time, if you don't know what that is. 277 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:54.359 In World War Two, supplying people was a nightmare, especially 278 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:59.720 in Asia. The Japanese. They'd seized so many different routes 279 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:02.880 where you could supply people, supply them and supply them, 280 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:08.279 and so we came up with an air supply. That's 281 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:12.559 a great band an air supply system where we would 282 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:18.680 fly supplies in, only we had to fly the supplies 283 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:27.160 over the Himalayas. That may sound easy, it is insanely dangerous. 284 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:32.839 Insanely dangerous, and so many men died lost their lives 285 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:36.119 trying to fly the hump. It was called the hump, 286 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:39.559 trying to get over the Himalayas. It's a story most 287 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:43.920 people don't know about, but probably worth doing sometime. I 288 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:48.039 should Jesse as much as we enjoy the scalps we're 289 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:51.839 getting with corn and Intillis, do you think this will backfire? 290 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:55.319 Is this the deep state's way of putting the Senate 291 00:18:55.359 --> 00:18:58.319 majority in play to stop Trump? I love the show. Okay, 292 00:18:58.359 --> 00:19:03.440 So he's talking about getting rid of useless, idiot GOP 293 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:06.119 senators like John Cornyn, who I think is gonna lose 294 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:11.000 his primary, and Tom Tillis, who announced he's retiring. And 295 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.759 it's a very it's a valid question. It's a valid concern. Hey, 296 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:19.240 I don't like Tom Tillis, but North Carolina is not 297 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:23.240 that red, it's kind of purple. They got a Democrat governor. 298 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:26.720 If if we lose Tom Tillis and then what if 299 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:31.079 we get a communist in there. That concern with John 300 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:34.160 Cornyn is not quite as valid. So I'll focus on 301 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:38.000 Tom Tillis. It a Republican is going to win the 302 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:41.640 US Senate seat in Texas. Texas is not only red. 303 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:46.480 Texas has gotten redder year after year after year. People 304 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:49.079 threatened that Texas is gonna go blue. Texas is gonna 305 00:19:49.079 --> 00:19:53.519 go blue. Democrats really believed that, so they started pouring 306 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:57.279 money into Texas, millions and millions of dollars. And they've 307 00:19:57.400 --> 00:19:59.880 never been able to cross the hump. They've never been 308 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.720 able to actually do that. They've never been able to 309 00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:06.279 flip it. Texas is gonna stay red. So when Ken 310 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:09.359 Paxton beats John Cornan in the primary, unless John Cornan 311 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:12.279 drops out, Ken Passon's going to be the next US Senator. 312 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:17.519 All right, So set Texas aside. That's a valid concern 313 00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:20.880 about Tom Tillis. I don't like him, You don't like him, 314 00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:24.119 But if we lose him, what if it goes Democrat? 315 00:20:25.319 --> 00:20:33.000 It's fair. But let me explain. This is exactly how 316 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:41.240 the useless Rhino establishment GOP has held GOP primary voters 317 00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:48.039 hostage for agents. There are so many Republicans in the 318 00:20:48.039 --> 00:20:51.960 House of Representatives and in the United States Senate, whose 319 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:55.960 constituents are sick of them, they're angry, they would like 320 00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:59.440 to replace them with someone else. But the second a 321 00:20:59.640 --> 00:21:04.440 good option rises in the primary, that's the message the 322 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:08.200 swamp carries out. Okay, I know he's far to the 323 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:11.480 right of me, but he can't win the general He 324 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:14.519 can't win the general election. Do you want a Democrat 325 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:17.119 in there? Do you want a democrat in there? I 326 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:21.480 have heard this. I have seen this for years in years, 327 00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:26.400 in years and years. Unless you keep me useless swamp 328 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:30.079 right in this seat, a Democrat's gonna win. I'm the 329 00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:31.759 only one that can hold the seat. And I'm not 330 00:21:31.799 --> 00:21:35.160 even saying that that's never true. Sometimes it is true. 331 00:21:35.319 --> 00:21:40.920 In fact, in places like Maine. There's a reason you 332 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.920 don't ever hear me go off on Susan Collins of Maine. 333 00:21:44.960 --> 00:21:49.319 Susan Collins will screw us over on the right all 334 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:53.000 the time. She will vote with Democrats all the time. 335 00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:56.119 But you don't ever hear me aim fire at her. 336 00:21:56.279 --> 00:22:02.759 Do you I aim my fire at red state senators 337 00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:07.400 who can be replaced. Maine is not a red state. 338 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:12.960 Maine is a blue state, and Susan Collins. She legitimately 339 00:22:13.079 --> 00:22:17.240 is the best we can do. When I'll go off 340 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:21.039 on Mike rowns Ansagram or any of these other people, 341 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:24.519 you will email in a lot and you'll say, well, 342 00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:29.599 you're forgetting about Susan Collins. No, I'm not. That's probably 343 00:22:29.599 --> 00:22:33.960 the best we can do. South Carolina can do better, 344 00:22:35.079 --> 00:22:43.000 Texas can do better. Alabama, Louisiana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Gosh, Iowa, Utah. 345 00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:47.759 That those states can elect anybody. All you have to 346 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:51.880 do is survive the primary as a Republican and you're 347 00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:56.000 getting in. It's like the Democrat primary in California. You 348 00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:58.920 don't ever have to stress the Republican and some kind 349 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:03.559 of state wide race. Whatever Democrat wins the primary is 350 00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:06.720 going to win the seat. The election is essentially over 351 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:09.480 when the primary is over. That's what it's like in 352 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:15.480 South Carolina. Come on, Lindsey Graham, Tam Scott, My goodness, 353 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:17.720 what's in the water down there in South Carolina? Anyway? 354 00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:25.079 US Army deploys robotic coyotes to protect fighter jets, jets, 355 00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:32.880 and infrastructure from wildlife threats. So these are apparently they 356 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:37.599 call them life size plastic coyotes and they guard things 357 00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:41.160 like the Blue Angels, you know, the Navy pilots, those 358 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:46.119 incredible pilots, and do that. I'm just so disappointed in 359 00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:49.519 the waste in our government. And it's not that I'm 360 00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:58.200 angry that we have robotic animals, but coyote coyotes are lame. 361 00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:04.319 Coyotes are even I know, Chris. They're so small and gangly, 362 00:24:04.920 --> 00:24:09.200 and it's just kind of this nasty rat scavenger of 363 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:13.400 an animal. And I know they they can get up 364 00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:16.359 in packs and they can tear things up, and I 365 00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:22.319 understand that, but why can't we have robot bears If 366 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:25.359 the military is going to now listen, Chris, if the 367 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:31.079 military is going to sink money into robotic animals, how 368 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:35.680 about a gorilla. I think a robotic gorilla would come 369 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:39.200 in quite handy. I can think of many uses for 370 00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:43.160 a robotic gorilla, Like I said, a robotic bear, a 371 00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:49.480 robotic lion, a robot Somebody actually sunk money into one 372 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:54.960 of the lamest animals in the animal kingdom, a robot coyote. 373 00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:57.240 I want a refund. Where's Pete Seth? You know what, 374 00:24:57.319 --> 00:24:58.920 I'm gonna send him a text. I have a cell 375 00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.279 phone I'm gonna say, you know what I am. I'm 376 00:25:01.279 --> 00:25:02.920 gonna send him a text right now while we're on 377 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:07.559 the air. I'm sending it. Sorry, Pete, it's coming. Pete 378 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:17.000 Hanks that there is robot coyotes are so lame, period, 379 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:27.039 you should be ashamed of yourself send. I had to 380 00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:30.039 let him know. Chris, Look, we have to have standards, right. 381 00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:34.039 We're always talking about raising the standards in the military. 382 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:36.400 How we want the best, and how we want the brightest, 383 00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:38.599 and how how we're going to weed out all the 384 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:42.400 non hackers. Is there a non hacker worse than a 385 00:25:42.519 --> 00:25:46.559 coyote in the animal Kingdom? They just kind of scurry 386 00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:49.319 around the only thing that even bully or rabbits. Although 387 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:53.079 Fred probably would get bullied. Fred is bigger than a coyote. 388 00:25:53.359 --> 00:25:55.519 But Fred would one hundred percent get eaten by one. 389 00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:58.519 He would he would get eaten by one would He 390 00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.720 would not even understand what was happening until it was 391 00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:02.720 too late. We should move off of this and talk 392 00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:10.599 about Chinese farmland. We should talk about ai imposters next. Yes, 393 00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:14.640 it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 394 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:18.559 Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a Wonderful Tuesday. 395 00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.640 If you missed any part of the show, you can 396 00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:25.440 download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Still haven't 397 00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:28.759 heard back about the robot coyotes. In case you're wondering, 398 00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:33.079 I will keep you posted every step of the way. Now, 399 00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:38.000 we're also banning Chinese investors. Trump administration should be applauded 400 00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:41.599 for it Chinese investors from purchasing farmland. That's a good thing. 401 00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:48.480