Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye Take two. This happens once in a while,
Speaker 1: and this was actually user error. But we recorded the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye about an half an hour an hour or
Speaker 1: so ago, and then we went back to listen to
Speaker 1: it and there was in the background was the Dave's
Speaker 1: birth plane loudly and drowning out our voices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was my badness time. It was Jenny's fault.
Speaker 1: Don't feel bad. I've done it before myself. I mean,
Speaker 1: I remember every day before we used to record the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye, back when Fallon was on the show. She'd say,
Speaker 1: did you take the buttons out, which means you push
Speaker 1: the buttons so they're not feeding the Minnesota Goodbye? And
Speaker 1: I would get annoyed. It'd be like, yes, of course,
Speaker 1: I oh yeah, So it's seriously, we all make mistakes.
Speaker 1: It's fine, you're fired. We're bringing Jackson's going to come
Speaker 1: back to the show, and we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Do you know Jackson contributed two things during his time
Speaker 1: here of significance. Number one, he came up with the
Speaker 1: name Chrisco. Chrisco was a creation of The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: He was an intern and he went to Brown College
Speaker 1: for broadcasting, and he got a job on our show
Speaker 1: as an intern. He was eighteen years old, and we
Speaker 1: realized what a character he was. And then he told
Speaker 1: the story about how he got fired at Subway because
Speaker 1: he got bored and he was throwing knives at the
Speaker 1: vegetable oil bottles that sat on a shelf and he
Speaker 1: stuck a knife in one, pulled it out and at
Speaker 1: glurg glurg, glurged vegetable oil all over at six foot
Speaker 1: party Sube. Rather than remake the party sub again, Chrisco
Speaker 1: took a bunch of paper towels and wiped off the
Speaker 1: Crisco or the oil or whatever and then had it
Speaker 1: delivered and then they said this has got oil all
Speaker 1: over it and they fired him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chrisco, think I actually knew that story. Honestly.
Speaker 3: It's very involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true story. And so yeah, so Jackson came up
Speaker 1: with the name Chrisco. His real name is Adam, but
Speaker 1: Chrisco is a product of The Dave Ryan Show. And
Speaker 1: then he also Jackson came up with Booty Cruise. So
Speaker 1: Jackson got here in about two thousand or so, maybe
Speaker 1: two thousand and two, and he's got I got an
Speaker 1: idea booty cruise. What's that? Oh, man, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1: We take a boatload of male strippers and we invite
Speaker 1: women on the boat and they get to like, you know,
Speaker 1: like party and drink and whatever. We call it booty Cruise,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, we give it a shot, and
Speaker 1: it blew up. And do you know how big booty
Speaker 1: cruise became. It became the signature event of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we did it. We did probably fifty or more
Speaker 1: booty cruises. I don't know how many.
Speaker 3: We do three summer. Yeah, there were tons.
Speaker 1: And they were always so fun and they got so
Speaker 1: popular and they were so busy and so crowded. But
Speaker 1: then they turned into I don't want to say, attracting
Speaker 1: the wrong element, because well what is the wrong element?
Speaker 1: Girls that didn't know how to behave themselves? Basically, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like trashy, trashy, drunken women who just couldn't behave
Speaker 1: themselves and started fights and would get arrested when the
Speaker 1: boat would pull up to the dock, or you know,
Speaker 1: somebody threw a bottle at a bartender one time, and
Speaker 1: it just became like, eh, it doesn't really feel as
Speaker 1: fun as it used to be. But back when it
Speaker 1: was new, oh man, it was really fun. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm I guess and the strippers got older too, Oh
Speaker 1: gods turned about by the talk about the strippers they were.
Speaker 3: I'm well, so I've been on Booty crewse maybe like
Speaker 3: three or four times, and the strippers were definitely there
Speaker 3: was one hot one and then the rest were over
Speaker 3: forty five, and so it was just not that forty
Speaker 3: five as old. But when you're a stripper and you're
Speaker 3: like wrinkly, it's like, oh yikes.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit weird. But I think the
Speaker 1: problem was is, you know, they they they knew they
Speaker 1: were older, and they were really nice and they were
Speaker 1: look great for being forty five. Yeah, but there's not
Speaker 1: a lot of restrippers that they could recruit. So I
Speaker 1: remember they would bring in one or two really hot
Speaker 1: twenty five year olds and then but after a while,
Speaker 1: after a couple of drinks, the women didn't care anymore.
Speaker 1: And that was always on level number two. There were
Speaker 1: three levels.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Level one was the Gary Spivey level, and that's the
Speaker 1: psychic and he would answer questions and blah. And then
Speaker 1: level two was the stripper level, and I would literally
Speaker 1: never go in that level because I just didn't want
Speaker 1: to get involved in any of that. And then level
Speaker 1: three was like girls who just came to like drink
Speaker 1: and enjoy the scenery.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was always up on level three.
Speaker 1: Is that your level?
Speaker 3: That's my level because that's the open air level. So
Speaker 3: there was like wind up there, which was nice.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you remember about Booty Cruz, Jenny?
Speaker 2: I mean, I remember you guys. You would always usually
Speaker 2: do the inaugural strip dance for an intern back when
Speaker 2: we had interns, and then once upon a time you
Speaker 2: had me do it, and so I think that that
Speaker 2: was when we were super big on face, Facebook Live
Speaker 2: and everything. So Steve was Facebook living this really aggressive
Speaker 2: stripper giving me like all kinds of you know, it
Speaker 2: wasn't just a lap dance. He like threw me to
Speaker 2: the ground, spread my legs open, like all of this stuff.
Speaker 2: I was super uncomfortable, and Steve Face Facebook lived it,
Speaker 2: and my mom saw and she was She usually doesn't
Speaker 2: get mad about things that I do, but she was
Speaker 2: like not very happy with that. And Dave You even
Speaker 2: came on air the next day and apologized for like
Speaker 2: his actions because he like took it to a whole
Speaker 2: other level. It was not your normal like fun strip, tease, dance, whatever.
Speaker 2: But I was say that it was always fun. I
Speaker 2: loved doing Drunk Girls trivia, Like the drunk Girl Trivia
Speaker 2: was always fun. And honestly, I don't think Drunk Girl
Speaker 2: Trivia compares to any of the other events we have
Speaker 2: now from like Booty Cruise. Booty Cruise, we always got
Speaker 2: the best drunk people.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I always liked going after like the day after
Speaker 3: and going on the day brandshow dot com and looking
Speaker 3: at all the pictures because I just wanted to see, like, Okay,
Speaker 3: what are they talking about, and like going back and
Speaker 3: comparing this person to whatever story you guys were telling,
Speaker 3: and that was like, that was a pretty fun. But
Speaker 3: I do agree David did get kind of trashy near
Speaker 3: the end. So it's not a good look or like
Speaker 3: a good a good vibe to put out if you
Speaker 3: want to not put out trashy vibes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and yeah, it kind of is like, you know,
Speaker 1: a little segment ruined it for everybody else. But a
Speaker 1: couple of stories from Booty Cruise, I remember a woman
Speaker 1: telling Fallon do shots with the do shots and Falon's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing she fallon. You can't hang, you can't hang.
Speaker 1: Later that night we have a picture of them wheeling
Speaker 1: that woman out in a wheelchair because she got so drunk.
Speaker 1: Story was, yeah, no, it's crazy. And another booty cruise
Speaker 1: story was guys used to know about booty cruise, so
Speaker 1: they would like get on the Saint Croix next to
Speaker 1: our big boat, and they would pull up and women
Speaker 1: would flash them. And because you know you're on a boat,
Speaker 1: you're not going to get arrested, the guys wanted to
Speaker 1: see boobies, and so women would stand on the rail
Speaker 1: of the boat and flash the guys in the bass boat.
Speaker 1: And there were always three or four bass boats kind
Speaker 1: of trailing along with like you know, six or seven
Speaker 1: guys and women flashing them. And then one time I
Speaker 1: remember it was like out of a movie. The guys
Speaker 1: were flashing back because I remember like, let's see it,
Speaker 1: let's see it, let's see it. So a guy pulls
Speaker 1: down his pants, shows the women the stuff around the
Speaker 1: corner like a James Bond movie. Comes a sheriff's boat,
Speaker 1: lights of flashing cyri and a goin to find the
Speaker 1: guy that had flashed the women, and I always thought,
Speaker 1: how embarrassing for this guy? Yeah, to be one minute
Speaker 1: the center of attention and then it's you know, you
Speaker 1: think getting a traffic ticket's embarrassing while people drive by. No,
Speaker 1: it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I wonder why the women didn't.
Speaker 1: Know there was a fight that I tried to break up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't know. That's a very
Speaker 1: good question. There was the ripcord Girl. Do you guys
Speaker 1: know the story of the ripcord girl?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the tampon one.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've heard this one quite a few times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, then I won't tell the story again. But basically,
Speaker 1: I was a woman who got a picture and hanging
Speaker 1: out the side of our she had her dress up
Speaker 1: or something. Then hanging out the side of her underpants
Speaker 1: was a string. Yeah, and it was all over the
Speaker 1: website and then people named her the ripcord girl.
Speaker 3: Classic.
Speaker 1: And then my other favorite, other favorite booty cruise story
Speaker 1: was when you got on the boat, you signed a
Speaker 1: release that said we can use your photos for whatever
Speaker 1: we want. You know, you're on the boat, we're going
Speaker 1: to use your photos on our website. Almost every week
Speaker 1: we would get a phone call from some panicked kindergarten
Speaker 1: teacher who there was a picture of her all up
Speaker 1: on Steve or all up on you know, somebody else
Speaker 1: and drunk with one drink in one hand and like
Speaker 1: a cigarette in the other, and they're like, will you
Speaker 1: please take that off? I don't want my parents to
Speaker 1: see it. I'm like, yeah, we're not out to air
Speaker 1: ruin anybody's life, so we would take it off. So
Speaker 1: that is my booty cruise summary.
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you, good times.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, h Recurring dreams. This is really interesting.
Speaker 1: We were talking about recurring dreams because I keep having
Speaker 1: this dream that I'm like covered in shit and it
Speaker 1: is like human poop and there's like a toilet full
Speaker 1: of it, and I'm trying to wipe it off of
Speaker 1: me with a towel that's got shit on it, and
Speaker 1: then it's in my hair and it's like, what what
Speaker 1: So recurring dreams, And here's one that I thought was
Speaker 1: really interesting. I need to call nine one one, but
Speaker 1: I can't get the numbers in the right order. I've
Speaker 1: got my phone. I'm dialing nine one nine one one
Speaker 1: nine one nine one but no matter how hard I try,
Speaker 1: I cannot get them to dial in the right order.
Speaker 1: I always wake up in a panic, and I've had
Speaker 1: the same dream. It's like you're trying to dial something
Speaker 1: and you just can't get it. She goes on to say,
Speaker 1: the person that wrote in about the puppy that is
Speaker 1: still being supported by your parents, because I remember a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago somebody wrote in and said parents
Speaker 1: still support me with bills and things like that here
Speaker 1: and there. But I'm doing better and I want to
Speaker 1: get a puppy. But I think my mom's going to
Speaker 1: be mad. She said, you know what's going to make
Speaker 1: your home feel like home? A fucking eight dollar house
Speaker 1: plant from home Depot. Like, girl, what hope you guys
Speaker 1: have a great rest of the week? Dart lick from Katie.
Speaker 1: Thoughts on the eight dollar house plant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that you can't compare a puppy to
Speaker 2: a houseplant. However, I am on the side of you
Speaker 2: shouldn't have a puppy if you cannot afford to be
Speaker 2: doing everything on your own, Like if suddenly something goes
Speaker 2: wrong with your car and you can't afford to deal
Speaker 2: with that because you're taking care of a puppy, so
Speaker 2: then you have to reach out to your parents for help.
Speaker 2: I don't really think that that's fair, but that's me
Speaker 2: and I know I grew up in a household that
Speaker 2: I didn't have anyone to rely on money, so I
Speaker 2: had to do everything on my own.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you could honestly like talk to your
Speaker 3: parents about it, because because I'm in the boat where yes,
Speaker 3: like I think you should be able to afford a dog,
Speaker 3: like money wise, but also like your time and energy
Speaker 3: and all of that, you should be able to afford it.
Speaker 3: But I also see the point of view of like,
Speaker 3: this is something that will make you feel less lonely,
Speaker 3: and a plant cannot hug you back, So I like,
Speaker 3: I get kind of both sides. But I wonder if
Speaker 3: your parents would want you to have that companionship of
Speaker 3: having a dog, and if they would value that, and
Speaker 3: maybe then they'd be like, Okay, you can get a dog,
Speaker 3: but and then you know, put some stipulations on it,
Speaker 3: or maybe they have strong feelings and be like, no,
Speaker 3: you can't get a dog because we're still helping you
Speaker 3: pay for stuff. It's just kind of like what everybody's
Speaker 3: priorities are, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: My sister Vivian doesn't have any money, but she wants
Speaker 1: a dog. Her dog died. She her husband is gone,
Speaker 1: and she's retired, and I think she's kind of lonely.
Speaker 1: And I love Vivian and if she wanted to get
Speaker 1: a dog, I would help her get it. And if
Speaker 1: she needed money for like, you know, vet bills or whatever,
Speaker 1: I would help her out. Donna, she's got two cats.
Speaker 1: She can't afford them, but you know the story. I've
Speaker 1: been helping her pay for vet bills. She's been better
Speaker 1: about it now. I don't know where she's getting the
Speaker 1: money for vet bills, but I was annoyed that she
Speaker 1: got two cats, but somebody talked her into taking two
Speaker 1: brother cats so they wouldn't be separated bonded pair Okay.
Speaker 1: Speaking of pets, Amanda writes in Hello fam, chiming in
Speaker 1: on Dave's pet store video and the email that followed.
Speaker 1: I saw the day you posted I was playing with
Speaker 1: a burna doodle. It's on my Instagram. I believe the
Speaker 1: video warmed my heart and made me giggle about the cuteness.
Speaker 1: I love Jenny's comments saying you should get the pup
Speaker 1: the nasty email you got today was frustrating to hear
Speaker 1: and took some joy out of the post. I've got
Speaker 1: two doodles myself. Dave actually played a ukulele song about
Speaker 1: them on Facebook Live once. Okay, I don't remember that,
Speaker 1: but that's funny. And by the way, they are real dogs.
Speaker 1: I cried when Josie died, So sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1: I've always been self conscious. And she goes on for
Speaker 1: a little bit that she feels bad that she got
Speaker 1: her dog from a breeder rather than adopting, and she's
Speaker 1: even felt bad about like she won't post anything about
Speaker 1: the dog on social media because she does want people
Speaker 1: to like rip on her for not giving the dog
Speaker 1: from adoption rather than a breeder. But people get dogs
Speaker 1: from breeders all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, people were texting in today saying that a
Speaker 3: breeder is far more reputable than like a pet store.
Speaker 3: So the pet stores are apparently the ones that are,
Speaker 3: you know, shifty a breeder like a reputable breeder, Like,
Speaker 3: it's not a bad thing to get your dog from
Speaker 3: a breeder, because some people were texting in saying like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I got my dog from a breeder because we needed
Speaker 3: a specific not brand, what is it?
Speaker 2: Specific breed?
Speaker 1: Breed?
Speaker 3: There you dog breeder, a specific breed and for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: xyz reason. So that's why they went in that route,
Speaker 3: because I do. I will say, like the one thing
Speaker 3: about going to like the Humane Society is that you
Speaker 3: never know what you're gonna get. And if nothing like sparks,
Speaker 3: you know, ooh I want this one, then you leave
Speaker 3: with nothing. But if you know for a fact, like oh,
Speaker 3: I want a Golden Retriever, but then there's plenty of
Speaker 3: rescues for specific breeds as well, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1: There are, It's rocky, There's I mean, there's so many
Speaker 1: dogs out there there really are. There's just such an
Speaker 1: abundance and excess of dogs and cats that they really
Speaker 1: don't need to breed anymore. But I get it. People
Speaker 1: if they want a certain dog, you know what, it's
Speaker 1: their dog and it's your companion for fifteen years. Get
Speaker 1: the dog that you want to get, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, Amanda. Appreciate that one. Because I deleted some
Speaker 1: of these emails after we did the first Minnesota Goodbye,
Speaker 1: I'm struggling to find some of the ones that we
Speaker 1: have not.
Speaker 3: We can read grab them tomorrow too and answer some
Speaker 3: of them tomorrow, because I'm sure they're in your trash somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let me do one more and then we
Speaker 1: will clear the way for some more tomorrow. Marie writes
Speaker 1: in she says, I'm assuming I haven't heard an announcement
Speaker 1: that there won't be a Star Party this year, which
Speaker 1: is a shame since I've never been to one. But
Speaker 1: they always look like so much fun. I hope it
Speaker 1: comes back. The reason we don't do them is because
Speaker 1: the artists got too expensive. I mean, the artists used
Speaker 1: to play almost for free because they were doing a
Speaker 1: favor for a radio station. In exchange, we would maybe
Speaker 1: play their new song. So if Maroon five came to
Speaker 1: Star Party and they had a new song, well they
Speaker 1: charges maybe ten thousand bucks, but then they would also
Speaker 1: we'd play their new song. I don't know that that's
Speaker 1: how it worked, but they just want cash now and
Speaker 1: they're very expensive. Do you guys have anything fun in
Speaker 1: the works this summer? Like Summer Cruise last year. I
Speaker 1: was bummed that I couldn't go, but it looked like
Speaker 1: a blast. Is that coming back? Or you're cooking up
Speaker 1: something else. We'll have something. I'm sure we will. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever you haven't, I'd love an opportunity to meet you guys.
Speaker 1: Your show has gotten me through some pretty hard and
Speaker 1: challenging times, and i'd like to meet my favorite morning
Speaker 1: show crew. Always at the State Fair. Ye, always there
Speaker 1: at the State Fair.
Speaker 3: And then you're also at the State Fair. So you're
Speaker 3: having a great time anyway period, right exactly.
Speaker 1: So when you get bored with us, yeah, you get
Speaker 1: to go get you know, go on some rides, you
Speaker 1: get some cheese, curgs or whatever. So yeah, we're always
Speaker 1: at the State Fair, usually the first Saturday, around midday
Speaker 1: into afternoon, so and then probably a couple of more
Speaker 1: times during the week just to be out there. So Marie,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. And that will wrap up the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Are you gonna call it booty Cruise or
Speaker 1: what are you gonna call it?
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know yet. I usually figure that out
Speaker 3: panicking when I'm typing it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever it is. Thank you for listening to the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye, and we'd love to get your email on
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. Send your email of whatever we will talk
Speaker 1: about anything, send it into Ryan's show at kdw b't
Speaker 1: on common. It's always fun to open up an email.
Speaker 1: It's like opening up a birthday present, not knowing what
Speaker 1: it is. It's like oh oh oil, like a shake,
Speaker 1: a shake, a shake up. It sounds like a rock
Speaker 1: right Ryan show at KTWB dot com. We'll see you tomorrow.