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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Tucko Bob to the rescue, diperasque tuco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station and we walk hime in

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<v Speaker 3>the world renowned LCTV, A pioneer in his field of

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<v Speaker 3>helping life coaches, life coaching and just all around encouragements.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody exudes positivity like you, sir. You have a good

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<v Speaker 3>Super Bowl experience. I did, especially since the team I

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<v Speaker 3>was preferring to win one convincingly.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a little disrespectful everybody boo and

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<v Speaker 2>Taytay very uncomfortable for the life coach seeing as I

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<v Speaker 2>was in her se.

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<v Speaker 1>You were, Yeah, I told you I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>the game, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It turned out that I could get a counseling.

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<v Speaker 1>Session out of it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>People boo you you know America's sweetheart and you get

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<v Speaker 2>booed by The super Bowl leaves a more emotional scar.

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<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day coming up, guys, right, you got you got

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<v Speaker 2>that one taking care of already planned?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, it's covered.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cover.

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<v Speaker 3>Second, my wife and I have a tradition we do

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<v Speaker 3>on Valentine's dates.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like get crabs for each other? Right, something like that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this seafood feast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hey, all powerful and knowing one world renowned ELC.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in an open marriage and my exus message should

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<v Speaker 2>I have my cake and eat it too? If you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean about Valentine's in that house? Is

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<v Speaker 2>really interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Well, no advice for I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a pretty good life. How do I decide

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<v Speaker 1>what career to take? I'm sorry? How do I decide

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<v Speaker 1>what career to pursue? ELC?

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<v Speaker 2>Usually you for for a job, you pick something that

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<v Speaker 2>you have an interest in, right, and were good at obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're not good at anything, though, we'll do

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<v Speaker 2>the dice trick. You can write down six jobs, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then label them one through six. Then you grab

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<v Speaker 2>a set of dice, but you only use one, which

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<v Speaker 2>is what we call a die. You roll that die

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever number it lands on is what, uh, which

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<v Speaker 2>job you pursue?

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty good, right, I thought for a second, you're just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna tell them if they were undecided. Just got to

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<v Speaker 3>college in major in philosophy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's always a good one. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>minor in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I can tell ladies that's philosophical, LCTB. If you

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<v Speaker 2>had a choice between Madonna or Britney Spears in their prime,

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<v Speaker 2>which would you take? It's funny, they asked, because LC

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<v Speaker 2>already has really Oh yeah, Madonna's inspired for that virgin

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<v Speaker 2>song like a Virgin. Yeah, when I was getting at

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<v Speaker 2>it getting after it in her prime years.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, who knew me?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Who deflowered her? If you would Brittany too? Eh?

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<v Speaker 2>Her song Whoops I Did It Again was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be called Whoops I Did coach Again?

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<v Speaker 1>YOLC.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had a conversation with my wife about getting

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<v Speaker 2>her a set of boobs, I said, if I'm buying

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<v Speaker 2>anyone boobs, I'm buying for myself. Yeah, a nice set

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<v Speaker 2>of knockers for me, the husband, because even if she

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<v Speaker 2>leaves me, she's taken them with her. Am I wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck explaining that to your boss. You might be

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<v Speaker 2>doing a dice trick too. Right. Something tells me in

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<v Speaker 2>this right to work state, you're gonna lose. Although you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, you can take up a different job at

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<v Speaker 2>the fair. Be right next to lobster boy boobman. I've

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<v Speaker 2>found out girlfriend of three years that happens to be Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, oh they life.

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<v Speaker 2>Coach found out my girlfriend of three years that happens

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<v Speaker 2>to be an Asian girl. Her family restaurant is actually

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<v Speaker 2>selling quote unquote chicken that is not chicken. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to confront her because I've had the food

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<v Speaker 2>and it's out of this world. Well, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>noticed it in three years, I say, leave well enough alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you agree? You don't know exactly? I mean, God

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<v Speaker 2>forbid you like lose access to that fortune cookie. It

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<v Speaker 2>does kind of look like it, doesn't it. Do I

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<v Speaker 2>ever tell you I used to write fortune cookies. I

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<v Speaker 2>think you might have mentioned that in Passing So Easy.

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<v Speaker 2>You just throw in a bunch of positive messages. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I could come up with a million of those every

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<v Speaker 2>now and then, though you throw a singer in Roses

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<v Speaker 2>are red, violets are blue. That meal you ate was

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<v Speaker 2>your neighbor's dog, boo boo. Somebody gets that after eating,

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<v Speaker 2>especially if it's like at the restaurant, not to go.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to see their reaction. We don't write them.

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<v Speaker 1>We just get him from a national company.

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<v Speaker 3>We had this guy who used to be on a show.

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<v Speaker 3>We nicknamed him aa.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh I think I met the angry Asian.

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<v Speaker 3>All of the fortune in the fortune cookies at his

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<v Speaker 3>place were all just downright mean and angry insults. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never seen anything like it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yo, LC, I'm going dayton of five hundred qualifying tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually one tickets from an awesome radio state right here,

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<v Speaker 2>the one that you fly into. Should I leave work

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<v Speaker 2>early today or call out tomorrow? Playing on drinking at

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<v Speaker 2>the track? Always take the following day off, right because qualified,

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<v Speaker 2>you can just get there a little bit later and

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<v Speaker 2>then go heavy again to stay over.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not just stay and make a full weekend? Qualifying

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<v Speaker 3>is just the start.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you could get tickets to the other events, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>well the five hundred sold well, not that one, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean all the truck series and oh big welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to all of our race fans in tow by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>we love you, We love your hockey with j R

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<v Speaker 1>R else any chance, how are we doing on time? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>You can get one more in here, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, LCTV.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it true that you will only eat at Michelin

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<v Speaker 2>Star and James Beard Award winning restaurants? If so, are

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<v Speaker 2>you aware that there are starving kids in other countries.

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<v Speaker 2>S m h, shaking my head, judge much listen, just

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<v Speaker 2>like three star Michelin restaurants I dine at. I got

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<v Speaker 2>three words for the starving kids from other countries. Sucks

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<v Speaker 2>for them, and he may say it's disheartening, but maybe

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<v Speaker 2>their parents should have been more successful, you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>they If they were, they'd know how to hunt better,

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<v Speaker 2>and they'd have like a big slain cheetah latter on

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<v Speaker 2>the dinner table, you know, but.

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<v Speaker 3>They had to go and get a philosophy major.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's a Michelin star meal right there, Spotted filets

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<v Speaker 2>from the lats of a cheetah, and you dip them

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<v Speaker 2>in an ostrich sauce or some would call it an ostrich.

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<v Speaker 1>U don't get hungry just thinking about hunter. What down

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<v Speaker 1>this ball? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's it for this week. Thank you, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>Traffic is starting to some w j r R, Orlando's

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<v Speaker 1>rock station,