Speaker 1: Need advice.
Speaker 2: Tucko Bob to the rescue, diperasque tuco Bob.
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Speaker 3: helping life coaches, life coaching and just all around encouragements.
Speaker 3: Nobody exudes positivity like you, sir. You have a good
Speaker 3: Super Bowl experience. I did, especially since the team I
Speaker 3: was preferring to win one convincingly.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a little disrespectful everybody boo and
Speaker 2: Taytay very uncomfortable for the life coach seeing as I
Speaker 2: was in her se.
Speaker 1: You were, Yeah, I told you I was going to
Speaker 1: the game, but.
Speaker 2: It turned out that I could get a counseling.
Speaker 1: Session out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: People boo you you know America's sweetheart and you get
Speaker 2: booed by The super Bowl leaves a more emotional scar.
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day coming up, guys, right, you got you got
Speaker 2: that one taking care of already planned?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's covered.
Speaker 1: It's a cover.
Speaker 3: Second, my wife and I have a tradition we do
Speaker 3: on Valentine's dates.
Speaker 1: It's like get crabs for each other? Right, something like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this seafood feast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, all powerful and knowing one world renowned ELC.
Speaker 2: I'm in an open marriage and my exus message should
Speaker 2: I have my cake and eat it too? If you
Speaker 2: know what I mean about Valentine's in that house? Is
Speaker 2: really interesting?
Speaker 1: Right? Well, no advice for I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: you got a pretty good life. How do I decide
Speaker 1: what career to take? I'm sorry? How do I decide
Speaker 1: what career to pursue? ELC?
Speaker 2: Usually you for for a job, you pick something that
Speaker 2: you have an interest in, right, and were good at obviously,
Speaker 2: Like if you're not good at anything, though, we'll do
Speaker 2: the dice trick. You can write down six jobs, right,
Speaker 2: and then label them one through six. Then you grab
Speaker 2: a set of dice, but you only use one, which
Speaker 2: is what we call a die. You roll that die
Speaker 2: and whatever number it lands on is what, uh, which
Speaker 2: job you pursue?
Speaker 3: Pretty good, right, I thought for a second, you're just
Speaker 3: gonna tell them if they were undecided. Just got to
Speaker 3: college in major in philosophy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's always a good one. I had a
Speaker 1: minor in that.
Speaker 2: Just I can tell ladies that's philosophical, LCTB. If you
Speaker 2: had a choice between Madonna or Britney Spears in their prime,
Speaker 2: which would you take? It's funny, they asked, because LC
Speaker 2: already has really Oh yeah, Madonna's inspired for that virgin
Speaker 2: song like a Virgin. Yeah, when I was getting at
Speaker 2: it getting after it in her prime years.
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, who knew me?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 1: Who deflowered her? If you would Brittany too? Eh?
Speaker 2: Her song Whoops I Did It Again was supposed to
Speaker 2: be called Whoops I Did coach Again?
Speaker 1: YOLC.
Speaker 2: So I had a conversation with my wife about getting
Speaker 2: her a set of boobs, I said, if I'm buying
Speaker 2: anyone boobs, I'm buying for myself. Yeah, a nice set
Speaker 2: of knockers for me, the husband, because even if she
Speaker 2: leaves me, she's taken them with her. Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: Good luck explaining that to your boss. You might be
Speaker 2: doing a dice trick too. Right. Something tells me in
Speaker 2: this right to work state, you're gonna lose. Although you
Speaker 2: know what, you can take up a different job at
Speaker 2: the fair. Be right next to lobster boy boobman. I've
Speaker 2: found out girlfriend of three years that happens to be Asian.
Speaker 1: Wait, oh they life.
Speaker 2: Coach found out my girlfriend of three years that happens
Speaker 2: to be an Asian girl. Her family restaurant is actually
Speaker 2: selling quote unquote chicken that is not chicken. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to confront her because I've had the food
Speaker 2: and it's out of this world. Well, if you haven't
Speaker 2: noticed it in three years, I say, leave well enough alone.
Speaker 2: Don't you agree? You don't know exactly? I mean, God
Speaker 2: forbid you like lose access to that fortune cookie. It
Speaker 2: does kind of look like it, doesn't it. Do I
Speaker 2: ever tell you I used to write fortune cookies. I
Speaker 2: think you might have mentioned that in Passing So Easy.
Speaker 2: You just throw in a bunch of positive messages. You know,
Speaker 2: I could come up with a million of those every
Speaker 2: now and then, though you throw a singer in Roses
Speaker 2: are red, violets are blue. That meal you ate was
Speaker 2: your neighbor's dog, boo boo. Somebody gets that after eating,
Speaker 2: especially if it's like at the restaurant, not to go.
Speaker 1: You get to see their reaction. We don't write them.
Speaker 1: We just get him from a national company.
Speaker 3: We had this guy who used to be on a show.
Speaker 3: We nicknamed him aa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I think I met the angry Asian.
Speaker 3: All of the fortune in the fortune cookies at his
Speaker 3: place were all just downright mean and angry insults. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1: He was angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, LC, I'm going dayton of five hundred qualifying tonight.
Speaker 2: Actually one tickets from an awesome radio state right here,
Speaker 2: the one that you fly into. Should I leave work
Speaker 2: early today or call out tomorrow? Playing on drinking at
Speaker 2: the track? Always take the following day off, right because qualified,
Speaker 2: you can just get there a little bit later and
Speaker 2: then go heavy again to stay over.
Speaker 3: Why not just stay and make a full weekend? Qualifying
Speaker 3: is just the start.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you could get tickets to the other events, sure,
Speaker 1: well the five hundred sold well, not that one, but
Speaker 1: I mean all the truck series and oh big welcome
Speaker 1: to all of our race fans in tow by the way,
Speaker 1: we love you, We love your hockey with j R
Speaker 1: R else any chance, how are we doing on time? Now?
Speaker 3: You can get one more in here, sir?
Speaker 1: Okay, LCTV.
Speaker 2: Is it true that you will only eat at Michelin
Speaker 2: Star and James Beard Award winning restaurants? If so, are
Speaker 2: you aware that there are starving kids in other countries.
Speaker 2: S m h, shaking my head, judge much listen, just
Speaker 2: like three star Michelin restaurants I dine at. I got
Speaker 2: three words for the starving kids from other countries. Sucks
Speaker 2: for them, and he may say it's disheartening, but maybe
Speaker 2: their parents should have been more successful, you know, if
Speaker 2: they If they were, they'd know how to hunt better,
Speaker 2: and they'd have like a big slain cheetah latter on
Speaker 2: the dinner table, you know, but.
Speaker 3: They had to go and get a philosophy major.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Now that's a Michelin star meal right there, Spotted filets
Speaker 2: from the lats of a cheetah, and you dip them
Speaker 2: in an ostrich sauce or some would call it an ostrich.
Speaker 1: U don't get hungry just thinking about hunter. What down
Speaker 1: this ball? All right?
Speaker 3: I guess that's it for this week. Thank you, Elsie.
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