Speaker 1: Anny.
Speaker 2: You know what that music?
Speaker 3: See, Yes, Sir, amos that music say good health to.
Speaker 1: All from rex All.
Speaker 3: The Amos Andnandi Show, written by Joe Connolly and Bob Moser,
Speaker 3: featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, Roy Glenn will Wright,
Speaker 3: Lillian Randolph, Jeff Alexander's Music, Yours Truly, Harlow Wilcox, and
Speaker 3: starring radio's all time favorites Freeman Gosden and Charles Carrell. Amos, Sandy,
Speaker 3: how do you do, ladies.
Speaker 1: And gentlemen, This is Freeman Gosden.
Speaker 3: Later in this program you will hear from your rex
Speaker 3: All family druggist about the biggest money saving event of
Speaker 3: the year, rex All's Great one cent Sale that starts
Speaker 3: this coming Wednesday. This is the famous sale where you
Speaker 3: get two guaranteed rex All products for the price of
Speaker 3: one plus a penny. Here is your chance to really
Speaker 3: cut the cost of living. So this week from Wednesday
Speaker 3: through Saturday, be sure to shop and save at your friendly.
Speaker 1: Rex All drugstore.
Speaker 3: It's rex All's Great one cent Sale. Well, the whole
Speaker 3: week has gone by at the home of George Kingfish
Speaker 3: Stephens without an argument or a harsh word, Right now
Speaker 3: Sapphire Kingfish and Mama sit in the living room.
Speaker 2: All is quiet and serene.
Speaker 4: Oh, but a wonderful week. No arguments, no fight, Oh, yes, don't.
Speaker 5: I'd never been so happy and contented in my whole life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mama, I got a handle to you. Sitting there
Speaker 3: in your rocking chair. You look just like Whistler's mother.
Speaker 3: The only thing that might detract from the sweet artistic
Speaker 3: picture is your feet soaking in that pan of Epsen
Speaker 3: sauce there.
Speaker 4: Well, George, we has fought a lot in the past,
Speaker 4: but of course when we did I was always good
Speaker 4: natured about it.
Speaker 3: Well, you know you're right, hone, Eh, of course, Uh,
Speaker 3: I was a little more good natured about it than
Speaker 3: you was, though, Uh.
Speaker 4: George, dear, if you'll forgive me for correcting you, I
Speaker 4: is the good natured one.
Speaker 1: Well, if you don't.
Speaker 3: Mind me expressing an opinion here, I must say that
Speaker 3: if you was good natured, you was the nastiest good
Speaker 3: natured person.
Speaker 1: I don't help.
Speaker 2: I see here, George Stevens. If so happens, it's been my.
Speaker 5: Good nature that is preserved the sweetest lighting I mind
Speaker 5: you bump. Yeah, A miserable whasel don't you tell my
Speaker 5: daughter she ain't good natured.
Speaker 2: We has always been a good natured family.
Speaker 6: And if you say once more than we ate, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna let you have it in the kiss up with
Speaker 6: this pan of els and salts.
Speaker 1: I'm not wait a minute.
Speaker 3: If we get any more good nature right here, the
Speaker 3: neighbors is gonna call the riot squad again.
Speaker 5: Any man can be good natured if he spent his
Speaker 5: life sponging off a couple of poor women.
Speaker 2: Mama's right, joy is that so?
Speaker 3: Well? Let me tell you something. I could walk out
Speaker 3: of here right now and come back tonight with five
Speaker 3: or six hundred dollars in my pocket, just like that.
Speaker 2: Five or six hundred dollars. Huh.
Speaker 6: Well, here's your hat, and dan's the door, and.
Speaker 5: Don't you come back to you got you missed a big.
Speaker 2: Mountain, all right? I will.
Speaker 1: Hm.
Speaker 3: I gotta get five hundred dollars by the night, and
Speaker 3: I gotta get it by.
Speaker 1: Using my ingenuity. Hmm.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I went back and there I did
Speaker 3: settle for a doll.
Speaker 1: In the quarter.
Speaker 3: Huh uh, Hello, hello, hello, is this the ever ready
Speaker 3: on coming? There?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: The one that advertises over the television uh money quick,
Speaker 3: no red tip? Fine? Now, my name is George kingfree Stephen,
Speaker 3: and I wants to borrow five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You want to know what where I work?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Look, we ain't gonna get no players if you're gonna
Speaker 3: put the red tip on me right off the battomus.
Speaker 1: Well, I knows you has rules.
Speaker 3: But miss everready, if you could just let me uh
Speaker 3: hold it for in a minute, somebody just come into
Speaker 3: office here?
Speaker 1: Uh can I help you? Madam?
Speaker 2: I'm looking for mister Wilson.
Speaker 3: Or no, mister Wilson here, I on the telephone here?
Speaker 1: Wait minute? Uh hello, Miss Ever ready?
Speaker 2: About that loan?
Speaker 3: I knows you as a man of kindness of pity,
Speaker 3: and are.
Speaker 5: You sure there's no mister Wilson here? I wrote to
Speaker 5: this address about paying him a twenty five hundred dollars reward.
Speaker 3: Uh leg I' begging mus have already.
Speaker 1: Hold the fun.
Speaker 2: Madam?
Speaker 1: You said something about.
Speaker 3: The twenty five dollar reward.
Speaker 5: No, no, twenty five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Miss have already you still there?
Speaker 1: Fine? Drop dead? I do him?
Speaker 3: Pull up a chair here now about this twenty five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars? Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm mind the right. Please?
Speaker 5: Is this the Wilson Detective Agency?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what is alright, yeah, that's well.
Speaker 2: Then you know all about it from my letter.
Speaker 1: Your letter.
Speaker 3: Uh well, now let us playing to you about the letter.
Speaker 3: You see, she being a detective agency here, we don't
Speaker 3: want no who evident is laying around. So I done
Speaker 3: tore up your letter half ready and see what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 3: now you better refresh my memory up on the thing.
Speaker 1: What was in the thing there?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: I see, well, I, like I said in my letter,
Speaker 5: my husband, Reginald Simpson deserted.
Speaker 2: Me twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5: Hunh yes, and I've come into some money recently, so.
Speaker 2: I'm prepared to pay your.
Speaker 5: Detective agency twenty five hundred dollars if you can locate him.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it all comes back to me now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when out the world we.
Speaker 5: Locate the boy for he well, I imagine Reginald has
Speaker 5: changed a lot in twenty five years. All I have
Speaker 5: to go on is just one picture of him.
Speaker 2: Now. This was taking on our honeymoon.
Speaker 3: Let me see her, oh, honeymoon in Alaska. I see
Speaker 3: he's leaning against the totem pole there.
Speaker 6: That's me ooh yeah, so it is.
Speaker 3: You never see a totem pole blowed up like that?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Uh, you ain't seen him for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Now you think you'll be able to locate him.
Speaker 5: You can see from the pictures there that he's tall
Speaker 5: and thin and wears a straw hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know how peoples can change. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be surprised if to day he might very well be
Speaker 3: fat dumping wearing a derby.
Speaker 1: You know that. So you see, and the whole thing
Speaker 1: is simple.
Speaker 3: All you gotta do is to pose, is this REGINALD
Speaker 3: Simpson and we can get the twenty five hundred dollars reward. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't want to punch a holes and a good
Speaker 3: idea right off the bat kingfish. But seems to me
Speaker 3: it's ideas like this that make Levenworth and Sam Quentin
Speaker 3: the big success day is today. Oh now look and
Speaker 3: there ain't no danger. See she thinks that I as
Speaker 3: a detective. See she coming to OVAs bamba stee. Now
Speaker 3: she ain't seed her husband in twenty five years. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: remember that's all right? What dides miss Simpson look like? Well,
Speaker 3: now I got a picture right here and there she
Speaker 3: is right there on her honeymoon. Wow, she show us
Speaker 3: a homely looking young gal. Al right, hey look at her.
Speaker 3: That's a nice string of beads around her neck.
Speaker 1: What kind is day?
Speaker 3: All r Let me look at no, No, any of
Speaker 3: them in beads. It's just that the moles on the
Speaker 3: chin is kind of happened to grow in a semicircle.
Speaker 1: There is looking mess. She is awful.
Speaker 3: Now listen, Andy, the years has done mellowd missus Simpson.
Speaker 3: She is a real dignified looking old lady. Her fears
Speaker 3: to say quite a bit, and now them moles give
Speaker 3: her a nice mutton chop effect. She looked a little
Speaker 3: like Henry Clay, nothing doing, Kingfish. I ain't gonna be
Speaker 3: her long lost husband, Reginald Simpson, not with a face
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Now wait a minute and a listen. Now look here.
Speaker 3: You look away from the picture a minute and think
Speaker 3: about that twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got that in your mind there? Yeah? Fine,
Speaker 1: Now look back at the picture.
Speaker 3: What do you say and just call me Reggie?
Speaker 1: Now you're talking boy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, I like the twenty five hundred dollars all right,
Speaker 3: but I still don't see how we're gonna convince missus
Speaker 3: Simpson that I was her husband. Leave it to me
Speaker 3: and any man that could sell the Titanic for scraps
Speaker 3: three times in one year, we'll have no trouble unloading
Speaker 3: a hunk a junk like you.
Speaker 1: Now you don't know. Good evening.
Speaker 3: This is your rex Al family druggist with the kind
Speaker 3: of news I like to tell you. Next Wednesday morning,
Speaker 3: October fifteenth, rex Al's tremendous one cent sale begins. From
Speaker 3: then until the closing of the stores Saturday night, you
Speaker 3: can buy two guaranteed Rexol products for the price of
Speaker 3: one plus a penny. Yes, a penny more buys twice
Speaker 3: as much. What's more, this offer applies to literally hundreds
Speaker 3: of drug and household needs, from aspirin to imported olive oil,
Speaker 3: from Christmas cards to bobby pins, from coal cream to stationery.
Speaker 3: But most important of all these are Rexol products. And
Speaker 3: you can depend on any drug product that bears the
Speaker 3: name Rexol. So remember friends, Starting next Wednesday, a penny
Speaker 3: more by twice as much at rex Al Drug Stars
Speaker 3: everywhere you say you're on phone miss Simpson and told
Speaker 3: her you found her long lost husband. But that's right Andy,
Speaker 3: and she'd be here and a half.
Speaker 1: An hour for the cheerful reunion. My boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but suppose she starts asking me questions about our marriage,
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna be able to answer them. After all,
Speaker 3: we was married, we must have struck up some kind
Speaker 3: of acquaintanceship.
Speaker 1: Well, now that's covered.
Speaker 3: And old boy, You see, she thinks that I as
Speaker 3: a detective. So me and her has done work out
Speaker 3: the plan. Now she has got four questions that, if
Speaker 3: you know the answer to, will prove you as her
Speaker 3: long lost husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what is the questions?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Here's question number one. Now listen, nan. The first question
Speaker 1: is the.
Speaker 3: State that you was married in, the state you honeymooned in,
Speaker 3: and the state you deserted it in. Now the answer
Speaker 3: is the question number one California, Washington and North Dakota. California,
Speaker 3: Washington and North Dakota. And the second question is the
Speaker 3: name of your three children. There is Manday Morton and.
Speaker 1: John Manday Morton John.
Speaker 3: Question number three she gonna ask you. She gonna say,
Speaker 3: I once had an operation.
Speaker 1: What did they remove?
Speaker 3: And the answer is four golf sewings, four gallstones? And
Speaker 3: the last question she's gonna ask is she gonna say,
Speaker 3: what did you give me for a wedding present? And
Speaker 3: answer to that is the.
Speaker 1: Silver fox jacket. Yeah, silver fox jacket.
Speaker 3: Now you got a straight anadem. It's the four questions
Speaker 3: she's gonna ask you, King Fish. I'll remember them answers
Speaker 3: word for word, or my name, mate, Reggie Simpleton.
Speaker 1: Simpson's you fool?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, mister Simpson, allow me to introduce you up
Speaker 3: with your long lost husband, Reginald.
Speaker 2: Ah after all.
Speaker 5: These years, looking at you, I can hardly believe you
Speaker 5: was the line.
Speaker 3: Uh likewise, well, oh rats here look Justice Sam going
Speaker 3: to miss Simpson.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yes, ago he was so thin and now he's so
Speaker 5: big and heavy.
Speaker 3: Well, now, your genuine long lost husband was playing that
Speaker 3: to me right Erica. He deserted you while you got
Speaker 3: a bad kiss.
Speaker 1: Of the bloating virus.
Speaker 3: He got that, Why the next thing he got was
Speaker 3: the puffy plusy and then literally he's had a touch
Speaker 3: of goat. So with the bloating, the puffing and the goating,
Speaker 3: he is the flat swab that you see today.
Speaker 5: I see, but I would like to make certain he's
Speaker 5: really Reginald.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, well, I don't blame you about that. Put
Speaker 3: him to the test there, ask him them full vital questions.
Speaker 1: Were he done work out there? Yeah, that's right, ask
Speaker 1: me anything very well?
Speaker 2: What were the names of all three children?
Speaker 3: California, Washington and north of Court?
Speaker 5: Well, I better ask you another one now, I once
Speaker 5: had an operation.
Speaker 2: What did they remove? Uh?
Speaker 1: Silver fox jacket?
Speaker 2: That's so well? Why did you give me for a
Speaker 2: wedding gift?
Speaker 1: Four gallstones? You know?
Speaker 2: Where did you talking about? You was giving me all
Speaker 2: the wrong answers?
Speaker 3: Well, what is you talking about? You giving me all
Speaker 3: the wrong questions?
Speaker 1: Yes, we'd a minute.
Speaker 3: Ta'll let everybody calm down here. Let's see what don't
Speaker 3: happen with Simpson. I'll tell you what you see. I
Speaker 3: think your long lost husband here is all excited about
Speaker 3: meeting you. Now, let's quiet down here and start the
Speaker 3: whole thing over, will you.
Speaker 1: Now, let's do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well, I guess were all a little excited.
Speaker 5: Now let's start all over again. Now I had an operation?
Speaker 5: What did they take out?
Speaker 1: California, Washington and north of.
Speaker 3: Now no, no, Nottle sisters, just answer him another question?
Speaker 1: Will you fuse ma'am?
Speaker 3: What did you give me as a wedding gift Mandy,
Speaker 3: Morton and John.
Speaker 2: That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 1: You know me, I was getting the headache.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, miss Simpson, while I take your long lost
Speaker 3: husband over in the corner here, all right, this way,
Speaker 3: long loss husband, come on over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong? Would you?
Speaker 3: You big dummy? You don't mess the thing up? Well,
Speaker 3: she don't switch the questions on me, stupid. This means
Speaker 3: twenty five hundred dollars. And the next time she asked
Speaker 3: you a question, think before you answer the thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll get it straight. You know South and Kingstree. What
Speaker 3: she showed to look like Henry Clay? Come on, well
Speaker 3: he is all right now, Miss Simpson.
Speaker 5: Well this is your last chance, Reginald. What did you
Speaker 5: give me for a wedding present?
Speaker 1: A silver fox? Jack? I see there?
Speaker 3: Oh he really? Your husband already asked hi another question?
Speaker 2: All right? What were the names of our three children?
Speaker 1: Manny Mo Jack? I mean my mandate Morton and John.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see that I'm a Simpson or he got him
Speaker 3: one hundred percent. Well there you is one long lost
Speaker 3: husband signed see you and delivered cod Just make out
Speaker 3: to check the cash there that's all.
Speaker 5: He Well, I'm just about I'm convinced he is my husband,
Speaker 5: but I would like a day or two to think
Speaker 5: it over.
Speaker 3: Well you would, well, you wouldn't want to sign the
Speaker 3: check and think it over while the checkers clearing the bank,
Speaker 3: would you?
Speaker 2: No, But you'll be hearing from me. Goodbye, my Reginald.
Speaker 1: So long, Henry. I mean, uh, what do you think,
Speaker 1: King Fish? What not?
Speaker 2: Don't worry?
Speaker 3: And I think we got a wow what a face,
Speaker 3: King Fish? I bet Reginald is still running. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: there as soon as I see this picture in the
Speaker 3: newspaper of you and just hate him about mister Simpson
Speaker 3: finding a long lost husband, I come over here to
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, amos.
Speaker 3: She done think it over and decided that I was
Speaker 3: her missing husband. So you as fell for another of
Speaker 3: the Kingfishers schemes. Many and the brown eyes disgusted with you.
Speaker 3: You ought to be ashamed of yourself doing this for
Speaker 3: twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh you think we ought to get more money out
Speaker 1: of her? Huh?
Speaker 3: Oh look here, Andy Brown, you just going to get
Speaker 3: yourself in trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh, come in, Kingfish.
Speaker 3: Well, amos, see the item in the newspaper. We all said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, you know, I really fed up on you
Speaker 3: to pulling stuff like this. Why do we want to
Speaker 3: talk to you so long? H nice fellow that Amos,
Speaker 3: but he ain't got no business mind. Well I tell you,
Speaker 3: Uh wait a minute, Wait a minute. That must be
Speaker 3: Amos coming back his consciences bother him. Come in.
Speaker 8: How do you do I'm looking for a mister Reginald Simpson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, IRE's Reginald Simpson.
Speaker 8: Oh fine, I saw this item about you in the paper.
Speaker 8: I'm from the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
Speaker 2: Mister Simpson.
Speaker 8: We have a nine hundred dollars back tax claim against you,
Speaker 8: and if it's not settled immediately, we're taking court action.
Speaker 1: Well wait a minute here now, I ain't.
Speaker 2: Gonna shut up.
Speaker 3: Mister Simpson here will be very happy to settle the
Speaker 3: claim with the Bureau.
Speaker 8: Oh fine, I'll stop back in the day or so
Speaker 8: and see if we can't wind this thing.
Speaker 1: We haven't ready for you.
Speaker 8: Then I'll see you in a couple of days. Then goodbye.
Speaker 3: Listen, King Fish, Why didn't you tell him I wasn't
Speaker 3: mister Simpson. Now listen, you knit with if it come
Speaker 3: if it come out that you hint, REGINALD Simpson, we
Speaker 3: loses the twenty five hundred dollars. All we got to
Speaker 3: do is to raise nine hundred dollars to pay off
Speaker 3: this government fellow. And then when we get the twenty
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars, we are still sixteen hundred dollars. To
Speaker 3: the good holy mackerel, these government taxes is really something.
Speaker 3: I ain't earned nothing in the last twenty five years,
Speaker 3: but I owees damn nine hundred dollars. Now Here is
Speaker 3: your rex Al Family Druggist. Next Wednesday morning, October fifteenth,
Speaker 3: rex Al's greatest one since sale begins, the tremendous sale
Speaker 3: where you get two absolutely top quality, guaranteed Rexol products
Speaker 3: for the price of one plus a penny.
Speaker 2: Exactly how does that work?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: For example, the regular price for a pint bottle of
Speaker 3: Rexol in my thirty one mouthwash is seventy nine cents,
Speaker 3: but during the one cent sale, you get two bottles
Speaker 3: for only eighty cents.
Speaker 5: You mean, I just add a penny, yet I get
Speaker 5: twice as much.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: What's more, you'll find litterally hundreds of these double bargains
Speaker 3: in our stores. Everything from rubbing alcohol to adhesive tape,
Speaker 3: from cosmetics to billfolds, plus more than sixty super specials
Speaker 3: on every type of household needs.
Speaker 2: How long does this sale last?
Speaker 3: From next Wednesday morning till the closing of the store's
Speaker 3: Saturday night four miracle days when a penny more buys
Speaker 3: twice as much at rex Al drug stores everywhere? Well,
Speaker 3: we gotta raise nine hundred dollars. Let me get in
Speaker 3: here and talk to gone Quinn Jay Calhoun. Well, hi
Speaker 3: the Kingfish, say Calhoun, I want to talk to Calhoun.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at your desk anyway? Who me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I just sitting here tearing the paper off of cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I see them do that on the television.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good in it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, But I tell you one thing. It's still a
Speaker 7: lot easier to sloop with the people's own.
Speaker 1: I imagine it is, But look at it.
Speaker 3: I look here, Calhoun, I got a big problem. I
Speaker 3: gotta raise nine hundred dollars in a hurry.
Speaker 1: Well, now, ain't.
Speaker 7: You got nothing you can borrow on, like insurance policies
Speaker 7: or something.
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't borrow on all my personal policies.
Speaker 3: The only policy I got left is the accident policy
Speaker 3: at the large Hall, and I can't borrow on that.
Speaker 3: The only way I could get any money from that
Speaker 3: if somebody one of the brothers fell into large hall
Speaker 3: and uh and uh Calhoun, does you think I could?
Speaker 7: I certainly done, and the perfect one to take the dive.
Speaker 3: The policy pays five hundred dollars now to the injured brother.
Speaker 3: Now if I can get the insurance man over here
Speaker 3: to increase get him over there and have a talk
Speaker 3: with him to increase the thing to nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Then staged accident.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, And while the man from the insurance company
Speaker 7: is there and it can come in and clean it down,
Speaker 7: broken leg or something. You might even get a phoney
Speaker 7: doctor to the back up the clean.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope it works because I got to get
Speaker 3: ahold of money to prove to my wife that I
Speaker 3: got brians wife troubled again.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know, can't me a thing like this
Speaker 7: makes me glad that I'm a bachelor.
Speaker 3: You don't care who you has always been single into.
Speaker 1: Well, in the youth, I was.
Speaker 7: Sort of a timid board king fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I used to wander out in the woods.
Speaker 2: And frolic in the Bablon Brooks.
Speaker 3: You know king Fish.
Speaker 7: It wasn't until I was seventeen years older than I
Speaker 7: learned about the birds and bees.
Speaker 3: Well how come you never got married? Calhoun?
Speaker 7: Well I never could find a bird.
Speaker 1: Or beat it.
Speaker 3: I was that inter rectedy. Well there you are, mister Stevens.
Speaker 3: That raises the payments on your accident policy with our
Speaker 3: company to nine hundred dollars per accident. Yes, thank you,
Speaker 3: mister Peterson. Nice of you to come over to the
Speaker 3: large hord y. Oh that's perfectly all right. Services are model,
Speaker 3: yeah you say, now the policy is in the effect
Speaker 3: immediately now or not that we expecting any accidents, but
Speaker 3: it's nice to know them things kids to hand the
Speaker 3: fist stepped in and tripped up one of our loving
Speaker 3: brothers or something, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, we can't be too careful. Well to
Speaker 1: be going, well.
Speaker 3: It must you be leaving so sooner? Thought you might
Speaker 3: want to stay around for the accident. I mean, uh,
Speaker 3: what's your heard? Well, I'm a little tired today. I've
Speaker 3: been in court most of the week. Oh yeah, cood, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: you insurance fellows and court a lot while we're paying out.
Speaker 3: And one of the people that hurt themselves and all that.
Speaker 1: Ha ha, Well.
Speaker 3: No, no, this week I've been in court prosecuting several
Speaker 3: phony claims. My bridge almost popped out on me to
Speaker 3: you say you was in pross Wooding' there was Eddy
Speaker 3: filing criminal action against people who tried to defraud our company.
Speaker 3: While last week a pair tried to pull a phony
Speaker 3: automobile accident.
Speaker 1: We sent them up for ten years.
Speaker 3: Look, yeah, my bridge again. I better hang on to
Speaker 3: the thing. I got an idea from herein it's going
Speaker 3: to be a pretty gummy conversation here. Yes, we have
Speaker 3: another case coming up. Looks like the man's going to
Speaker 3: get thirty years. Well naturally, if you build a prosecuting
Speaker 3: and everything, I don't want to keep you. So why
Speaker 3: don't you go on running along there? Just the high Kingfish,
Speaker 3: help me to a chair where you I just broke
Speaker 3: my leg on the front step. You you just broke
Speaker 3: your leg. I'd like to take a look at that. Oh,
Speaker 3: good work, Kingfish. I see you got this phony doctor
Speaker 3: here already. Only yeah, yeah, I'll just lay down on
Speaker 3: the couch here and then we'll be all set when
Speaker 3: that poor boob from the insurance company comes home. Only
Speaker 3: doctors broken a leg, Stevens, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, miss Peterson, I guess you ain't met Missus Brown. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he is the large hall jokester. A boy's a regular
Speaker 3: sid Caesar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you're talking about? I ain't no jokes to
Speaker 1: King Fish.
Speaker 3: Of course he was a jokes to Missus Brown, cause
Speaker 3: nobody but a jokester would come in here and pretend
Speaker 3: he broke his leg in front of a man from
Speaker 3: the insurance company who has already put four people in
Speaker 3: jail this week. You know something, For the first time,
Speaker 3: I just realizes how funny I is.
Speaker 1: Where, Yes, that there is quite a prank, sort of
Speaker 1: pulling my leg here here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I have a sense of humor, have to
Speaker 3: in my business. Oh yeah, yeah, funny joke, all right,
Speaker 3: saying about breaking his leg into phony doctor ha ha
Speaker 3: ha yeah.
Speaker 7: Doctor carehonys here, where's the full suthern victim.
Speaker 2: That done broken leg?
Speaker 3: Well, well, if it in, Emma gen Coca, come in.
Speaker 7: I didn't tell what I'm putting my glasses on that
Speaker 7: there is a nine hundred dollars fracture. Oh I didn't
Speaker 7: notice you had company.
Speaker 8: Here, King fid Uh.
Speaker 7: Look here this hire man that's staring at me with
Speaker 7: that jailing look.
Speaker 3: He is, mister Pearson. Yes, mister Stevens, will you tay
Speaker 3: up the policy or shall I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So, mester, there is the nine hundred dollars for the
Speaker 3: back TAXI yes, sir, there you is fine.
Speaker 8: Now this settles your account with the Income Tax Bureau.
Speaker 2: Mister Simpson.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: We went through everything to get this money. Mister. We
Speaker 3: had to take a loan on our car, real mortgage.
Speaker 1: On the large hall.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I even sold some of the whole clothes.
Speaker 8: Well, you realize your debt to the bureau comes first.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so, oh yeah, sir, we does that.
Speaker 8: Yes, fine, Now I'm taking this money right over to
Speaker 8: my superior.
Speaker 1: Good day, good day is a good day. Good bye.
Speaker 3: Well, and now he goes up and gets the twenty
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars from missus Simpson, and that leaves us
Speaker 3: sixteen hundred dollars to the good Yeah, King Fish, its
Speaker 3: show is a comfort to know we got missus Simpson
Speaker 3: and twenty five hundred dollars worth of blubber of all
Speaker 3: back on. Oh yeah, yes, there we are nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: He settled the claim in full.
Speaker 2: Wonderful, honey.
Speaker 5: You know this missing husband racket works even better yere
Speaker 5: than it didn't Califor you.
Speaker 1: Friends.
Speaker 3: This week you have a chance to really cut your
Speaker 3: cost of living. Rexall's gigantic one sense sale begins next
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Speaker 3: two guaranteed Rexall products for the price of one plus
Speaker 3: a penny. And this unmatched offer applies to literally hundreds
Speaker 3: of drug and household needs plus more than sixties super
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Speaker 1: Take a tip from Harlow Wilcox.
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Speaker 3: an American citizen and get out and vote.
Speaker 1: Thank you and goodnight. See you next Sunday. Remember.
Speaker 3: Rex All's nationwide one cent sale begins next Wednesday morning,
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Speaker 3: Wednesday through Saturday, just step inside a Rexall store and
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