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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one

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<v Speaker 1>of your hosts, Delia the Redhead, here with my real

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<v Speaker 1>Tight Homegirl and my daughter in law Bitchall. We are

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<v Speaker 1>back to talk sister wives. We are in the rewind era.

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<v Speaker 1>We are in season five, and as I understand it,

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<v Speaker 1>we're actually going to cover two episodes. Yes, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were shorter. They were both like a half an hour each.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to combine them. So we've got some things

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about today. But before we get into it,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have to issue you a disclaimer. Please hid

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<v Speaker 1>We say a lot of bad words, we have dumb opinions,

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<v Speaker 1>You, but if you're down and ready to get into

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<v Speaker 1>we wanna get fatter. So thank you, thank you. Now

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<v Speaker 1>do correct me if I'm wrong, But I heard a

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<v Speaker 1>our speak pipe again about the Sister Wives. And now,

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<v Speaker 1>slash reality TV cringe. That's speak by Doc God slash Rene.

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<v Speaker 1>We would love to hear from your so who rang Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Raccoon Rachel okay, and she's got I think

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<v Speaker 1>a comment about the Sister Wives trailer. Maybe, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have to get into it.

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<v Speaker 3>We do have to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, B and D. Raccoon Rachel here from Seattle. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to call out something Robin said in the season

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen trailer. She said that she's struggling with losing respect

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<v Speaker 2>for Cody. In previous seasons, Cody talks about love and respect.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when he said love doesn't matter to me, respect does.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you don't respect me, don't bother with the love.

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<v Speaker 2>This tells me that he's read the Christian self help

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<v Speaker 2>book Love and Respect by doctor Emerson Egris, which details

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<v Speaker 2>how women mainly need to be adored to be shown love,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas men need respect. So when Robin says that she's

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<v Speaker 2>losing respect for him, the subtext there is that she's

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<v Speaker 2>falling out of love with him, and she used that

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<v Speaker 2>language very specifically so that the impact would land. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you guys think?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you read that book?

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<v Speaker 1>I have not read that book. I have not even

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<v Speaker 1>heard of that book. Me neither, But I think that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really fascinating and I like her theory about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Although in that particular scene in the trailer, and for

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<v Speaker 1>those of you who might not know, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening to us or watching us, you already

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<v Speaker 1>know that. The season nineteen trailer dropped, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a two and a half minute trailer. It was liddy,

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<v Speaker 1>like a titty. But there's a scene with Robin and

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<v Speaker 1>Cody filming outside in the snow because she's still not

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<v Speaker 1>letting production into her McMansion. Her hoarder house enter to

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<v Speaker 1>Kenzie and Villain. So they're standing outside and Robin is

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<v Speaker 1>saying that she's losing respect for Cody. Like, my feeling

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<v Speaker 1>about that was that it was very staged.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't believe a bit of that me neither.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like she was just saying that for the

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<v Speaker 3>cameras because she's the last wife left and it would

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<v Speaker 3>be like shock value if she ended up leaving. But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's gonna leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's kind of doing what she has always done,

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<v Speaker 1>which is pretending to have the same opinion of the

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<v Speaker 1>other wives so that she can have the appearance of

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of allyship. And also I think she absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>knows in this moment that everybody hates her Honey, and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody hates Cody, everybody hates her sector of the Brown family,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she's trying to put on the appearance of

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<v Speaker 1>dissent and having a different opinion. I do not believe it, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's orchestrated this the entire time. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is fake, a f Now if it.

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<v Speaker 3>Weren't, I mean, that would be if it were authentic,

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<v Speaker 3>that would be so I'd be like, yes, Robin, his

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<v Speaker 3>veils are falling away, Oh my god. And I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I could see that as a possibility because to watch

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<v Speaker 3>him lose all these wives and then go on a

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<v Speaker 3>tirade where you just look like an absolute fucking monster

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<v Speaker 3>the last four seasons, and thus make Robin look like

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking monster as well, Like maybe there's a world

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<v Speaker 3>where she could be losing some respect and falling out

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<v Speaker 3>of love with him, because how could you be in

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<v Speaker 3>love with somebody?

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<v Speaker 1>How could you love Cody Brown fat?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean so maybe, but I guess we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to see. I thought that scene though, was totally stated.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, why are we out in this snow?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't we go in your fucking house? Right? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And it looked to me like this is footage from

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<v Speaker 1>around the time of the Look Back Tell All or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the talk back look back that they did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was like like, we're actually going to go in

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<v Speaker 1>depth into the season nineteen trailer on our Patreon. You

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play it, We're gonna talk about it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we have comments and open but just like at

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<v Speaker 1>first blush, I'm like, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Looks like a lot of footage.

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<v Speaker 1>From the last two seasons, not just last last season

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<v Speaker 1>was using footage from the season before. Like, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're still using some of that footage, and it's crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It's wild and Cody looks as toxic and

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<v Speaker 1>poisonous and venomous and red pilled and testosterone out as ever. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like him, honey.

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<v Speaker 3>It is not a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't prefer that man, and it is not curls

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<v Speaker 1>are curling, honey. They are so tight, they are curls.

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<v Speaker 1>Those curls are crazier than your curls. I know he

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<v Speaker 1>has the flagrant audacity to wear that hair on television.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Robin styled it for him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so terrible because we're in the rewind right now

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<v Speaker 1>so we can kind of see him season five three. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely flat iron hair. He's losing the hair, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still better than the Shirley Temple.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think they're both really bad, but

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I would probably prefer the flatter and hair, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's a little bit more, it's got more volume.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, surely I would prefer just to rip it out

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<v Speaker 1>of his head, just shave it. Said, my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>do not like this man. I do not like him

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<v Speaker 1>at all. And I don't know, Like when I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the premiere, I got this like pang of oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going back in like this pang of oh it

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<v Speaker 1>is so dark. Oh he is such a vile individual.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I got rage, and I was just like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta brace myself. Yep, you gotta take because your

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<v Speaker 1>blood pressure going to be screaming into the void. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait. September fifteenth, bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into season five. Episode was it

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<v Speaker 1>six and seven or five and six?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so the first episode is mourning the loss, and

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of this was about their dog, Drake, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>It, honey, I fast forward it. So I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you right now. I'm triggered.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't love my animals. I'm sure you love your animals.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably a lot of us out there that have

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<v Speaker 1>had to put down an animal. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't either, So I just fast forwarded it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. But the beginning of the episode was interesting because

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<v Speaker 3>this is where they're talking about their options for the houses. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and they get into a little bit of the coins.

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<v Speaker 3>I was annoyed that it was only for like five

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<v Speaker 3>minutes and the rest of it is about Drake, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what, why can't we talk about all all

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<v Speaker 3>the little options and Mary bitching about what she gets

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<v Speaker 3>in her house.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't care about you, Beatrice. They don't care that

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<v Speaker 1>you're watching this. I know, like you have a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You watch this like it is your job. It is

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<v Speaker 1>your job, Like they don't care about you. I know

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<v Speaker 1>as a viewer, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, so they're talking about their options. Christine is

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<v Speaker 3>under budget, She's like fifteen percent under her budget, and

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<v Speaker 3>Cody makes a comment like, oh, don't let Mary see

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<v Speaker 3>that because Mary's gonna eat that up, and Christine's like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>she ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was interesting because I have been wondering, and again,

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<v Speaker 1>I will just say to you if this is the

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<v Speaker 1>first time you're listening to us or watching, like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen these seasons, so I didn't know how they

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<v Speaker 1>divvied up the money. I know that Janelle has been

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<v Speaker 1>saying that it's divvied up equally based on the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that they're all working at the same job, which is

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<v Speaker 1>TLC being on this show. Nobody else is actually working,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're taking I guess the salary that they're all making,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're dividing it up among four houses. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Christine remarks that it makes me feel like

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<v Speaker 1>Mary is not going to be able to dip into

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<v Speaker 1>the otherwives pots and take their overage and apply it

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<v Speaker 1>to her budget.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope not, but we don't get to see that.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't get to see those conversations. We see that

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<v Speaker 3>scene with Christine saying, no, she's not taking my extra

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen percent. And then we flash to Mary, who's over

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<v Speaker 3>budget on the first page of what's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>in her house because she ah stuff, French doors, she

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<v Speaker 3>has to have her wet bar, she's gotta have all

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<v Speaker 3>of these things, and she's already over budget yep, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a fucking while to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I'm gonna have to get another job.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I know you, I know you're on a TLC program,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, none of you are actually working at anything

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<v Speaker 1>except Janelle. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's the only one working right now. So I

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<v Speaker 3>just I didn't like that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think about her pitching a fit about

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<v Speaker 1>having French doors and that she's not going to have

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<v Speaker 1>sliding doors because she just doesn't like sliding doors. I would, just.

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<v Speaker 3>I would. That makes me so mad, Like how entitled

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<v Speaker 3>are you? Like, well, I have to have French stores, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want them, you can put them in later.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, like, what are you bitching if you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the three granite options that you have? Just install something, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>and then get some new granite or some new stone

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<v Speaker 1>in five years, get some new cabinets. Do it later.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes me think of when you guys moved into

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<v Speaker 3>my god, it was so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Barnaby Jones circa nineteen seventy three. When I

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<v Speaker 1>There was orange shag, there was industrial berber, there was

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<v Speaker 1>wood paneling, there was like haunted chandeliers. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was so terrible. But you know what good bones uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>good piece of land. Yeah, getting it at a great

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<v Speaker 1>price because it's a family property and we will put

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<v Speaker 1>it's not there yet, No, yeah, there's there's still there's

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<v Speaker 1>still shit we gotta do. But it's so much better.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so much better.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you so worried about it? Mary? But this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is a byproduct of never really having money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden you've got some money to

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<v Speaker 1>Mary just has expensive tastes. You know, you don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Sliding doors aren't inherently bad. French doors aren't inherently special.

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<v Speaker 1>She's basic, She's basic, Oh for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I just thought it was so fucking pretentious in the entitlement.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, bitch, come on, But I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing to be pretentious because you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Capri, I guess, okay, and you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mimosas Okay. I think there's another thing to be

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<v Speaker 1>pretentious because you want a French door. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just basic af And I don't want the brown granite

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<v Speaker 1>I want them, okay, And I want my wet bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Why people never had i'mna stop right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, we'll be class.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm just like Mary, shut up, seriously, just

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<v Speaker 1>put it in later. I was, so it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>I Meanwhile, last episode, Janelle's like having to take things

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<v Speaker 3>away from her house because she doesn't feel like she

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<v Speaker 3>needs it because Mary's gonna take up her budget too. Probably,

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<v Speaker 3>I think Mary probably took Christine's extra.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way Christine's going to let her take that

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen percent. And because Christine feels that way, she made

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<v Speaker 1>sure she added some things in so that she could

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<v Speaker 1>get her budget to one hundred so nobody could take

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<v Speaker 1>her money. But maybe in the past, maybe in the past,

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<v Speaker 1>there has been some kind of precedent where Mary has

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<v Speaker 1>it based on what she contributed to those funds, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what is giving Janelle this ancient wound, which is

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<v Speaker 1>what is triggering her in this moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, well, that's what makes me wonder if maybe she

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<v Speaker 3>is taking from somebody like Janelle who is giving up,

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<v Speaker 3>and then Cody's like, oh, we have this extra money

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<v Speaker 3>because Janelle gave up all this migirl.

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<v Speaker 1>Janelle is not giving up any of that money. No way.

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<v Speaker 1>They've taken her gym away, They've taken I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>all of these things from her. She was struggling to

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<v Speaker 1>feed her kids, and now she's got twenty thousand left over.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not putting that towards Mary's bullshit's door.

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<v Speaker 3>He's in eighteen not even having a fucking casita.

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<v Speaker 1>I know all of this money.

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<v Speaker 3>So I feel like Janelle probably rolled over and just

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<v Speaker 3>let it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know. I see her being angry at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the couch. She's sitting at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the couch, and anytime Mary talks about her pain

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<v Speaker 1>because she's been judged for asking for equal like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just look over to Janelle and her jaw is hard

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like hard, I'm ready to fight. Put me

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<v Speaker 1>in the octagon with this bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't know, or maybe she's taken that out

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<v Speaker 3>on some ice cream later or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Cody stick.

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<v Speaker 3>Ew eh, I'm sorry, nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably my bad, probably though.

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<v Speaker 3>But then speaking of Janelle and her stress eating, we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't we I don't mean to make that transition, but

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<v Speaker 3>that's what was in this episode. So I'm just reporting

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<v Speaker 3>the facts. Janelle is talking about her fitness journey, how

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<v Speaker 3>she's still working out, but she's been sabotaging herself and

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<v Speaker 3>her trainer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she hasn't been working out. She has. She left

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<v Speaker 1>the trainer who was a terrible person who weighed her

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<v Speaker 1>on national television and yelled at her and shr the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the biggest problem. And she left that gym,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's she decided she was going to work out

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<v Speaker 1>at home. Then she didn't, kept eating and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about her health. Yeah. And Janelle, my homegirl, my

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<v Speaker 1>Torian sister weighs two hundred and seventy one pal. I know, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never say my weight on TV. No, Like

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<v Speaker 3>she's talking about how she's like, I would never have

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<v Speaker 3>weighed myself on national TV. And then you're saying your

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<v Speaker 3>weight again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why are you doing that to yourself? Oh, she's based.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's pretty cool. I mean she's just like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what it is. I have a problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>emotionally eat. Yeah, I binge eat and I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of it. So now I have a new trainer.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, it's amazing how these trainers are different. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the trainers are so different, and that's because she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go back to that awful trainer. She's with somebody who listens.

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<v Speaker 1>She can kind of share her psychological triggers. He's working

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<v Speaker 1>with her, he's curating a great fitness plan, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>excited again. And so I like that she's sharing her weight.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe it. To me, she does not

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<v Speaker 1>look like she's almost three hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. I know, it's crazy, but she does have a

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<v Speaker 3>goal to lose one hundred. She's like, that seems super daunting,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm gonna do it. And I'm like, work queen. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I love that for you, me too, that's great. And

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<v Speaker 3>then the last half of the episode is Cody and

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<v Speaker 3>Barry going to Utah to take their dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we have to take their dog Drake to

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<v Speaker 1>Utah to see a veterinarian that they are just meeting

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time there because I thought maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>knew the veterinarian. I thought maybe this was a family

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<v Speaker 1>friend or a family connection. But lo and behold, when

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<v Speaker 1>the veterinarian rolls up in his van, they're like, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Cody. Like they're introducing themselves, so The question is,

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<v Speaker 1>why did we have to go all the way back

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<v Speaker 1>to Utah? Why did we have to see Cody crying

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<v Speaker 1>as he's digging Drake's grave, which is so macab and morose.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we have to do that just for another

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity to talk about polygamy and Utah and how unsafe

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I thought this was like super produced,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just didn't like the way that they handled it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they did it just to bury the dog

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<v Speaker 3>next to their other dog up in Lehigh. But I'm like, why,

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<v Speaker 3>you're never going back. You're never going back.

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<v Speaker 1>You say you're gonna stay in Vegas, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>it just it just seemed performative.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems like very.

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<v Speaker 1>God Cody's crying now, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and then Mary being like, I don't want people

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<v Speaker 3>to think I'm a terrible person because I'm getting rid

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<v Speaker 3>of my dog for ease. But I'm like, that's kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>What you're doing. I didn't watch it. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>she said?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's exactly what she said.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean for ease? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Because well, because it started with him like peeing on

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<v Speaker 3>the carpet or something, because old dogs like they lose

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<v Speaker 3>their faculties.

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<v Speaker 1>My dog is old, My.

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<v Speaker 3>God, don't say that, I mean, but she does like

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<v Speaker 3>she's on medication because she's in continent because she's old.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not gonna sit there and take her to

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<v Speaker 3>the vent and just offer because she's peeing on my carpet, right, So,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I just have kind of a weird,

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<v Speaker 3>ichy vibe. If you guys think I'm a piece of shit, fine,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>But but it's it kind of runs counter to who

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<v Speaker 1>Mary shows us to be in later seasons in Flagstaff

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<v Speaker 1>with her dog. Who's the only being who's willing to

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<v Speaker 1>spend time with her during COVID and otherwise. But like

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<v Speaker 1>she loves this dog. She seems to be an animal lover,

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<v Speaker 1>which is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but but yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't because I didn't watch it. I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>she was putting the dog down due to convenience for herself.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one thing to put your dog down because they

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<v Speaker 1>are suffering, suffering, you know, like you don't want them

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<v Speaker 1>to suffer. And Drake did look old and overweight, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Drake was suffering. But if it's for your convenience

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<v Speaker 1>and that's pretty awful.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it just seems like a weird thing to say,

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<v Speaker 3>Like she said that, like I don't want people to

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm doing that for ease. And then the veterinarian

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<v Speaker 3>that they just met that day is like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>know he's suffering for sure. So it's time sad. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like it's sad all around. Like the whole moral of

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<v Speaker 3>it is just like that they're losing this life that

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<v Speaker 3>they had in Lee High. And Cody's like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get a chance to mourn when we.

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<v Speaker 1>Left our house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I don't fucking care.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's because you guys left in three days time

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<v Speaker 1>and you took your whole family and your caravaned it

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<v Speaker 1>down to Las Vegas and you pretended the cops were

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<v Speaker 1>after you. It was stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>You did it too.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that to yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>So congratulations, you played yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the next episode entitled Confronting Failures.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, Christine, Christine and.

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<v Speaker 3>Her real estate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, she took the real estate exam a few months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>if you recall, and she failed while Janelle passed. Uh huh, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>little did we know, but Christine has been studying her

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<v Speaker 1>little ass off, yeah, because she wants to take that

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<v Speaker 1>exam again. Unfortunately, however, in order to study, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take away time from her family, and her kids are like, Mommy,

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<v Speaker 1>when are you gonna make us a meal? Mommy, when

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<v Speaker 1>ken we see you again? And she's like, I work,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta study, leave me alone. And I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>was a very clarifying kind of situation because this allows

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<v Speaker 1>Christine to open up about what's really been happening. And

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<v Speaker 1>based on what she says, it's been two years since

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<v Speaker 1>they've been in Las Vegas, and slowly over time she

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<v Speaker 1>has lost touch really and lost connection with her other

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<v Speaker 1>sister wives. And what she wanted when she got into

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<v Speaker 1>this relationship with Cody and the other women was she

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the sister wives. She wanted to help with her children.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted somebody to be there for her. She wanted

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<v Speaker 1>the kinship and the friendship. And here she is trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a job essentially, and there's no other wife

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<v Speaker 1>around to help with her kids, even though she raised

422
00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:43.480
<v Speaker 1>all them babies. She raised all them babies, but now

423
00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:47.160
<v Speaker 1>nobody's there to help her. Cody's not coming by, and

424
00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:49.880
<v Speaker 1>the way she describes it, it's like we're failing as

425
00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:52.039
<v Speaker 1>a family, and that makes me sad.

426
00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:55.000
<v Speaker 3>It makes me sad too, And she mentioned something kind

427
00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:59.519
<v Speaker 3>of weird, like when she ultimately spoiler passes the real

428
00:20:59.640 --> 00:21:02.480
<v Speaker 3>estate exam later in the episode, she's like, now I

429
00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:05.319
<v Speaker 3>can feel like I'm actually contributing to the family. And

430
00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:07.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is somebody making you feel like you're not

431
00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:10.640
<v Speaker 3>contributing to the family because you fucking homeschooled all these

432
00:21:10.759 --> 00:21:13.079
<v Speaker 3>kids and cooked all their meals for them, and you

433
00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:16.119
<v Speaker 3>raised not only your kids, but also Janelle's kids while

434
00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:19.480
<v Speaker 3>she's fucking working, and Mary's kids. So I'm like, is

435
00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:23.480
<v Speaker 3>somebody in the family telling Christine she's not contributing. Cody

436
00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:24.720
<v Speaker 3>he's not working.

437
00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:27.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, look him. I would like you to pay her

438
00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:31.400
<v Speaker 1>per hour of the going rate in twenty twelve twenty

439
00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:34.359
<v Speaker 1>thirteen of a nanny, seriously, and or a teacher, and

440
00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:36.079
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna find out that you would be owing that

441
00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:38.880
<v Speaker 1>woman woman for all of those kids something in the

442
00:21:38.880 --> 00:21:41.119
<v Speaker 1>realm of about three hundred thousand dollars a year. So

443
00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:44.440
<v Speaker 1>she's contributing more uh h on any other person. I

444
00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.079
<v Speaker 1>know that Janelle works. She was an accountant or a bookkeeper,

445
00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:51.720
<v Speaker 1>but Christine monetarily just a monetary basis, was contributing more

446
00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:54.920
<v Speaker 1>to that family than anybody else. And it's a pity

447
00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:57.720
<v Speaker 1>that she feels like she hasn't contributed because she's just

448
00:21:57.759 --> 00:21:58.839
<v Speaker 1>to stay at home mom.

449
00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:01.680
<v Speaker 3>I know. Fuck that, Like I got that, and I'm like,

450
00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:04.440
<v Speaker 3>that's so fucked. I mean, congrats that you're gonna be

451
00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:06.599
<v Speaker 3>a real estate agent. That's great, like if you want

452
00:22:06.599 --> 00:22:08.920
<v Speaker 3>to have a career or whatever, but like, don't feel

453
00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:11.440
<v Speaker 3>like you have to because you've been a mom. Like

454
00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:14.559
<v Speaker 3>that's a job, like a very important job, a very

455
00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:15.279
<v Speaker 3>important job.

456
00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:17.519
<v Speaker 1>Women just can't do anything right, No.

457
00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:20.400
<v Speaker 3>They really fucking can't. And so then we have the

458
00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:23.799
<v Speaker 3>family going to the Could assoc. Because they're starting construction

459
00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:26.920
<v Speaker 3>on their homes, and like all the kids are super excited.

460
00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:30.200
<v Speaker 3>They're finally going to be around each other again, finally

461
00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:31.359
<v Speaker 3>going to see their dad again.

462
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:34.559
<v Speaker 1>Not really psych.

463
00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:38.400
<v Speaker 3>Not gonna happen, yeah, which I thought was kind of

464
00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:40.599
<v Speaker 3>interesting just to see like the beginning of the cul

465
00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:43.200
<v Speaker 3>de sac because their dreams are going to be totally shattered,

466
00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:45.759
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna be shattered, And I thought it was more

467
00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:50.400
<v Speaker 3>about showing the kids, see we are doing this. See right,

468
00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:52.920
<v Speaker 3>you guys didn't believe we would follow through, but we're

469
00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:57.160
<v Speaker 3>following through. I'm just like, mmm, okay, yikes, but you

470
00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:02.920
<v Speaker 3>ultimately don't you ultimately pull up steaks, uproot everything and

471
00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:03.960
<v Speaker 3>move to flag staff.

472
00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:07.400
<v Speaker 1>But we got Robin on the couch saying, well, hopefully

473
00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:10.000
<v Speaker 1>this is permanent. We've got these four homes. We can

474
00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:12.839
<v Speaker 1>finally put down roots right, uh.

475
00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Huh right, saying all the right things wrong. Yeah, but

476
00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:18.799
<v Speaker 3>you're going to be hogging Cody the entire time and

477
00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.720
<v Speaker 3>not feeling bad about it at all. And then we

478
00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:26.680
<v Speaker 3>have McKelty, Christine and Cody going to visit a fashion designer.

479
00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I couldn't care less. What was her name? Somebody Henry,

480
00:23:31.400 --> 00:23:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Henry. I should have googled her to see if

481
00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:36.079
<v Speaker 1>she's still doing fashion design. She made some sort of

482
00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:40.359
<v Speaker 1>the cellophane dress that was really preposterous and funny, and

483
00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:43.680
<v Speaker 1>McKelty was so impressed. And all I want to be

484
00:23:43.799 --> 00:23:47.880
<v Speaker 1>is a world wide or world world class, world class

485
00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:53.200
<v Speaker 1>fashion designer, world renowned fashion designer. And I guess hilarious.

486
00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:56.119
<v Speaker 1>This is a segment that they could produce to pad

487
00:23:56.200 --> 00:23:59.759
<v Speaker 1>out this episode. As we know McKelty goes on to

488
00:23:59.799 --> 00:24:02.319
<v Speaker 1>so a Lula row, which is the worst of the

489
00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:06.079
<v Speaker 1>worst in terms of fashion. Yeah, but I guess it

490
00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:06.680
<v Speaker 1>was cute.

491
00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

492
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:10.599
<v Speaker 3>And then there was like a weird conversation about modesty

493
00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:14.160
<v Speaker 3>because Cody sees a lady in a brawl. Oh yeah,

494
00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:15.720
<v Speaker 3>and he hides his eyes or whatever.

495
00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:16.759
<v Speaker 1>And what a good guy.

496
00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:20.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's so chivalrous, so amazing. And then Robin's

497
00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:23.279
<v Speaker 3>on the couch he's like, yeah, it's like inner Mormon culture,

498
00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:25.400
<v Speaker 3>like the men are not supposed to look at other women.

499
00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:29.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, huh, okay, except for their wives, except for

500
00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:33.720
<v Speaker 3>getting more wives. And that's right, that's whatever. But let's

501
00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:36.480
<v Speaker 3>talk about how great Cody is because he's modest. And

502
00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:40.880
<v Speaker 3>then we have the live launch of My Sister Wives closet.

503
00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I didn't think we were going to

504
00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:46.960
<v Speaker 1>get that in that episode. So good. That was fantastic.

505
00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:49.680
<v Speaker 1>So all of the adults go over to I don't know,

506
00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Robin's house, Yeah, somebody's house. They've got the web designer there.

507
00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:56.720
<v Speaker 1>He's got a flash page up, which is the page

508
00:24:56.759 --> 00:24:59.519
<v Speaker 1>that you see when you're waiting. You're waiting for the

509
00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.839
<v Speaker 1>website to launch. You can't wait to see it and order.

510
00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I think we have like seventy people on the flash page,

511
00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:10.759
<v Speaker 1>which is not that much for a national television show,

512
00:25:10.839 --> 00:25:14.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm presuming they're blasting this out over their socials

513
00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:17.319
<v Speaker 1>and so that's not a lot. And then they go

514
00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:20.799
<v Speaker 1>live and they're watching the numbers climb and climb and

515
00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:23.119
<v Speaker 1>climb to like two hundred and seventy people.

516
00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:24.759
<v Speaker 3>But nobody's ordering.

517
00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Nobody's ordering for quite some time. I think at the

518
00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:33.519
<v Speaker 1>end of the day they got like twenty eight orders, and.

519
00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:35.559
<v Speaker 3>They got a bunch of comments of people being like

520
00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:40.200
<v Speaker 3>this shit's expensive. And then this is where Cody and

521
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:43.119
<v Speaker 3>I think Mary defends it on the couch, being like, well,

522
00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:46.400
<v Speaker 3>we wanted a brand that was unique to us and

523
00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:49.000
<v Speaker 3>that was high quality, not cheap.

524
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:53.000
<v Speaker 1>So that's why we have the prices of real sterling silver.

525
00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:58.839
<v Speaker 1>Robin says, but that's so special and the designs are

526
00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:02.359
<v Speaker 1>so specific to the show, and they're horrible, Like I'm

527
00:26:02.359 --> 00:26:05.160
<v Speaker 1>not gonna wear a necklace that has four women with

528
00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:07.559
<v Speaker 1>diamond like I'm married to one person. I mean, I

529
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:09.440
<v Speaker 1>like your show and all. Maybe I'll wear one of

530
00:26:09.480 --> 00:26:11.519
<v Speaker 1>your t shirts or some merch, but I'm not gonna

531
00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>like buy a two hundred dollars necklace signifying four women

532
00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:17.119
<v Speaker 1>and a man in a marriage. It doesn't make any sense.

533
00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:19.799
<v Speaker 1>It's like a bad business idea on its face.

534
00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:22.000
<v Speaker 3>It's so bad. Or the necklace that says s W

535
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:23.319
<v Speaker 3>like what is that?

536
00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:27.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a sister wife? Though? No, Like did they

537
00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:31.079
<v Speaker 1>not get business advice? I don't understand how they came

538
00:26:31.160 --> 00:26:34.519
<v Speaker 1>up with the hearts on hearts and hearts, the boobs

539
00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:37.400
<v Speaker 1>on boobs and boobs, the balls designs of it all.

540
00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:42.359
<v Speaker 1>It's terrible, and it's reflected immediately in the amount of

541
00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:45.079
<v Speaker 1>sales and conversions. And so what you want to look

542
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:47.680
<v Speaker 1>at is how many people visit your page and then

543
00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:50.960
<v Speaker 1>how many people convert, And it's actually a really low number.

544
00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like, I don't know, one to five percent.

545
00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:56.400
<v Speaker 1>If you can get five percent of the views on

546
00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:59.519
<v Speaker 1>your page converting into a sale, you're doing fucking great. Yeah,

547
00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:03.720
<v Speaker 1>but the conversions for them are really really bad. Because

548
00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:07.720
<v Speaker 1>these people have an audience at this time of certainly

549
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.799
<v Speaker 1>hundreds of thousands of people, if not millions of people,

550
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:14.400
<v Speaker 1>for sure, and across their socials they've got probably hundreds

551
00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:17.160
<v Speaker 1>of thousands of people following them. So the fact that

552
00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:19.799
<v Speaker 1>on their launch date they have less than three hundred

553
00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>people showing up and most of them just want to

554
00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:24.759
<v Speaker 1>make fun of it. Oh yeah, most of them are

555
00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:26.799
<v Speaker 1>just like, what are these fuckers doing? Like, what is

556
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:30.200
<v Speaker 1>this their bullshit jewelry? Yeah, it was cringe.

557
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:32.599
<v Speaker 3>It was so cringe, And maybe they thought it was

558
00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:35.480
<v Speaker 3>going to be successful purely because they had such a

559
00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:38.200
<v Speaker 3>big fan base at the time for TV. But I'm like,

560
00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:41.359
<v Speaker 3>it has to be good, Like why didn't you start

561
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 3>out with T shirts and mugs and shit? Yeah, I

562
00:27:43.559 --> 00:27:45.960
<v Speaker 3>mean I totally would have bought a mug. Yeah, shirt,

563
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.279
<v Speaker 3>totally would have bought a sweatshirt. I mean that would

564
00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:50.279
<v Speaker 3>have been fantastic, and then you would have made a

565
00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:52.599
<v Speaker 3>lot of money. Yeah, and then you could have expanded

566
00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:55.400
<v Speaker 3>to other shit if you wanted to have jewelry or whatever.

567
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:59.559
<v Speaker 3>But to start off with sterling silver jewelry that's clunky

568
00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 3>and as fuck is wild. But just wait. The only

569
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.160
<v Speaker 3>episode that I remember, and I don't even know if

570
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:08.039
<v Speaker 3>it's in the season, I can't remember if it's in

571
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:10.359
<v Speaker 3>the season or another season, is when they do the

572
00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:11.400
<v Speaker 3>shark Tank episode.

573
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, in front of the investors.

574
00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:16.400
<v Speaker 3>And they're like evaluating my sister wives closet like at

575
00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:17.279
<v Speaker 3>ten million dollars.

576
00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:20.039
<v Speaker 1>That has to be based on actual sales. Yeah, it

577
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:22.640
<v Speaker 1>can't be like speculation or conjecture based on the people

578
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 1>that watch your show. Yeah, and I'm very curious to

579
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.799
<v Speaker 1>see by then, when they're sitting in front of investors

580
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>how many web visits they're getting per month. I'm very

581
00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>very curious to see that. But the thing that I

582
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:35.599
<v Speaker 1>wanted to say was like, once you identify, oh, this

583
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:38.519
<v Speaker 1>shit isn't converting the way that it needs to, like,

584
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:42.720
<v Speaker 1>you immediately pull back, you reevaluate, you change your strategy exactly.

585
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:45.039
<v Speaker 1>That might mean you change your actual product, maybe the

586
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>way that you're marketing it and how you're marketing it,

587
00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:49.640
<v Speaker 1>but like, you change your strategy. But I'm just putting

588
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:52.960
<v Speaker 1>on my racoon thinking cap I am a prognosticator, and

589
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I already know they're not going to change anything because

590
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I think this jewelry is tied to Robin's ego. And

591
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:00.759
<v Speaker 1>as much as all the wife think, oh yeah, we

592
00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:04.079
<v Speaker 1>really believe in this business venture because we have to

593
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:07.480
<v Speaker 1>pay our mortgages, yeah, this has really gotta work, as

594
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:10.799
<v Speaker 1>much as they're saying that it's really Robin's baby, and

595
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 1>so all of her designs they're probably inspired by God.

596
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:17.000
<v Speaker 3>H and her love for the family.

597
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Manifested from God. Yeah, and so she's probably got a

598
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>fundamental unwillingness to change anything like that totally, which means

599
00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna fail. And I know they go on to fail.

600
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:29.279
<v Speaker 1>I think there's still a website, but like there's no sales,

601
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:29.759
<v Speaker 1>it's dead.

602
00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, But I love that Janelle at every point

603
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.720
<v Speaker 3>always brings it back to like, yeah, this is like

604
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.000
<v Speaker 3>a fraction of the cost of what my gym would

605
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:40.480
<v Speaker 3>have been. So that's why we're gonna go with this.

606
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:42.839
<v Speaker 3>But like, you know, the undertone of that is that

607
00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:45.880
<v Speaker 3>she's bitter that they're not starting the gym. She still

608
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 3>says it's a dream of hers, which I'm surprised to

609
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:50.680
<v Speaker 3>this day that she still hasn't opened up a gym.

610
00:29:50.839 --> 00:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Maybe well, she opened up a website so that she

611
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:56.279
<v Speaker 1>could mentor people in fitness. Yeah, I mean we saw

612
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the copy on that website. I don't know that she's

613
00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 1>actually doing that. And then she went and bought like

614
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:04.799
<v Speaker 1>a farm in North Carolina. Farm. She wants to have

615
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>a flower farm like her head's kind of all over

616
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:10.079
<v Speaker 1>the place. But back to that premiere bitch. When she's

617
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>sitting down with Christine in the season nineteen trailer and

618
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:18.559
<v Speaker 1>she's talking about lawyering up, she's talking straight to my soul.

619
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:20.839
<v Speaker 1>She's talking straight to my butt.

620
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Honey.

621
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, if you would only I don't think she has, though,

622
00:30:24.519 --> 00:30:27.240
<v Speaker 1>because if she has, we would know about it. Yeah,

623
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:30.480
<v Speaker 1>but oh my god, please lawyer up, Please sue the cock,

624
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:34.319
<v Speaker 1>the wheels, the dickensiean village out of that hoarderhouse.

625
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, if all three of them lawyered up,

626
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Cody and Robbi would be done far.

627
00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:44.759
<v Speaker 3>It would be amazing. Drag them, drag them through the.

628
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:46.119
<v Speaker 1>But you have to see, Janelle just doesn't like stick

629
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.519
<v Speaker 1>to shit. No, she doesn't stick to her fitness plan,

630
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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't stick to her dreams like of opening a gym.

631
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<v Speaker 1>She just tries to make shit work all the time.

632
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<v Speaker 1>And at the end of the day, like, well, what

633
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<v Speaker 1>have you actually accomplished even with Coyote Pass. And I'm

634
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<v Speaker 1>not black aim her because she's part of a unit. Yeah, people, right,

635
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:06.319
<v Speaker 1>but at the end of the day, with Coyote Pass,

636
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:09.039
<v Speaker 1>you don't even have a structure on that. I don't

637
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<v Speaker 1>even know if you can actually build on it for real.

638
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:12.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if you can actually build on

639
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<v Speaker 1>it at this time. Like what do you have, Janelle?

640
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<v Speaker 1>You got to make smarter decisions.

641
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<v Speaker 3>Yep, Like especially at your age. But maybe she is

642
00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:23.319
<v Speaker 3>with her flower farm, maybe he maybe she's gonna make money.

643
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I wish that for her.

644
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:28.319
<v Speaker 3>That's great. I want she's making money from Plexus and

645
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:30.400
<v Speaker 3>the gut Hell's Drinks and whatever.

646
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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that Savannah is going to go to

647
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>school in North Carolina or in the in the general area.

648
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:40.599
<v Speaker 1>So we've got Janelle there, We've got Machelte moving there,

649
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>now we've got Savannah moving there. So a lot of

650
00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>the family is going to be relocated and nobody, nobody

651
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:50.000
<v Speaker 1>wants to be around Cody and Robin.

652
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:53.160
<v Speaker 3>I love that for them, that's what they get. Yep.

653
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:54.720
<v Speaker 3>That's what she deserves the.

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<v Speaker 1>Consequences of your actions, Zacs.

655
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<v Speaker 3>And the last part of this episode is everybody getting

656
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<v Speaker 3>together at a park because they're waiting or they're gonna

657
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:07.240
<v Speaker 3>have some dinner or something. For Christine, she's gonna go

658
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:10.640
<v Speaker 3>take her real estate exam. She failed the practice test

659
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:12.799
<v Speaker 3>that she took, so she's really worried she's gonna fail

660
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.559
<v Speaker 3>this test. So everybody's waiting around to see if she's

661
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:18.559
<v Speaker 3>gonna pass. And she shows up and she passes. But

662
00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 3>this opens the conversation about failing as a family, right,

663
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<v Speaker 3>And when Christine says this, Mary immediately tries to defend

664
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<v Speaker 3>it and be like, well, I wouldn't go as far

665
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<v Speaker 3>as to say that we're failing. We're a work in progress,

666
00:32:33.279 --> 00:32:37.319
<v Speaker 3>like just invalidating what Christine is saying. And Christine's telling

667
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<v Speaker 3>the truth.

668
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if anyone's gonna tell the truth, it's Christine. And

669
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<v Speaker 1>again you can kind of see Cody's face fall when

670
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>she says that. And I don't think it's because he

671
00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>disagrees necessarily with the sentiment. It's because she's saying it

672
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<v Speaker 1>on camera.

673
00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:52.039
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

674
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.839
<v Speaker 1>She's outing the family and the facade that the family

675
00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>projects to us. And he doesn't like that because he's

676
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.759
<v Speaker 1>always performing. And so Mary comes in. She starts skaping,

677
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:03.319
<v Speaker 1>she starts sweeping, she starts doing what she always does.

678
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<v Speaker 1>But no, Christine's right, Oh, yeah, how often are you

679
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.799
<v Speaker 1>going over there to see Christine? Cody? How often are

680
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>you seeing your kids with her or with Janelle, like,

681
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:14.920
<v Speaker 1>what's your schedule, Like, what's the calendar? Like when does

682
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<v Speaker 1>Mary even get to see you?

683
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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's just crazy to see how quickly she called it,

684
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<v Speaker 3>like in.

685
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:23.519
<v Speaker 1>Season five, in season one, bitch, I mean, yeah, she

686
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:27.440
<v Speaker 1>did in season episode wide. I mean it's crazy.

687
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:28.960
<v Speaker 3>That she's just been the one saying it this whole

688
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:32.319
<v Speaker 3>entire time, but yet she's stuck around and still tried.

689
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<v Speaker 3>It's wild. It is, it's wild, and I feel sad

690
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:41.720
<v Speaker 3>for them, but you know, I don't. I don't. And then

691
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<v Speaker 3>we have a bring me for next episode and they

692
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<v Speaker 3>take some RV trip two Nauvoo, Illinois.

693
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some sort of polygamist Mormons sight like where polygamy

694
00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:56.039
<v Speaker 1>began or something. But they've got to rent two RV's

695
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:57.640
<v Speaker 1>to do it, so you know it's going to be

696
00:33:57.640 --> 00:33:59.799
<v Speaker 1>a Brown calamity road trip.

697
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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

698
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And we see Brown Cody Brown, getting all upset and

699
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>staying up until three in the morning, driving for five

700
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:09.920
<v Speaker 1>days and screaming at Mary because she should drive you.

701
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<v Speaker 1>He's just he's just too much, is so much.

702
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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how any of these women dealt with

703
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:18.400
<v Speaker 3>him for as long as they did. But I'm excited

704
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<v Speaker 3>to see that disaster because it's gonna be chaotic. Yes,

705
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<v Speaker 3>and then we're going to finish out the season and

706
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<v Speaker 3>then season nineteen permires. Wow, I can't wait.

707
00:34:26.519 --> 00:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't either. It's been a good year so far,

708
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:32.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it has. Yeah, I look forward to it me too. Well,

709
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<v Speaker 1>is there anything else that we want to say to

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<v Speaker 1>these beautiful raccoons before we go via draw?

711
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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you

712
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<v Speaker 3>go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing.

713
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<v Speaker 1>Five star review.

714
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<v Speaker 3>It really helps us girl the pods and more people

715
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<v Speaker 3>can find us. We really appreciate it. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be back later this week to talk Welcome

717
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<v Speaker 1>to class though and unexpected. Make sure you come back

718
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<v Speaker 1>for that because we to see you. And until then,

719
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<v Speaker 1>please do not forget that we have nothing but love

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and please all might back. Guys,
