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<v Speaker 1>One o one Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>On Orlando's Rock station one oh one one w j

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<v Speaker 2>r R. All right over there, Yes, I am all right,

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<v Speaker 2>even turn my mic off. How you doing, I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing good man, just doing a little throat clear? Okay, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>voting for you, say we play? We'll open it seven

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<v Speaker 2>twenty on our jar our facebook page. If you're interested

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<v Speaker 2>in winning four day passes for Welcome to Rockville. Vote

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<v Speaker 2>for you, say we play it sometime between seven twenty

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<v Speaker 2>and nine o'clock. That won't qualify you. Yeah, like about

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes away, all right, JR. Our Facebook page. We

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<v Speaker 2>want to see you and Welcome to Rockville. This big

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<v Speaker 2>old j r R Show. Yeah, seems logical thought process.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an idiotology, so I'm sure you're being very sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty eight year old Gordon Pierce where is He? From

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<v Speaker 2>Which It Talk? Kansas says that he stole a rare

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish American war cannon from a park to pay off

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<v Speaker 2>his drug dealer, but apparently that didn't work. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>eight hundred pound cannon. He told cops he was scouting

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<v Speaker 2>copper statues to steal and make back the money and

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<v Speaker 2>back in April, he spotted the cannon, figured that it

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<v Speaker 2>might do so he got a homeless person to help

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<v Speaker 2>him rip it out of the ground. He used a

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<v Speaker 2>chain and a Chevy tahoe to drag it away, then

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<v Speaker 2>got some tools and cut it up into four or

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<v Speaker 2>five pieces. He took the pieces to his dealer to

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<v Speaker 2>show that he was working on the debt. Dealer was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you want me to do with this? Stupid

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<v Speaker 2>The friend turned the guy in. Why didn't he bring

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<v Speaker 2>it straight to the scrapper? And was it even copper?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the funny part is it probably wasn't even copper.

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<v Speaker 2>No idea eight hundred pound cannon Spanish American war cannon

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<v Speaker 2>in lieu of the insane amount of money I owe

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<v Speaker 2>you for my drug debt. Will you take this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Five pieces of this cannon I disassembled trunks of metal.

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<v Speaker 2>All you have to do is go down to the

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<v Speaker 2>scrap dealer. Ain't calling to the scrapper for you? God,

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<v Speaker 2>your buddy calls you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it was a homeless guy that he used, which

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<v Speaker 3>that probably cost him a couple SIGs, right, sure, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's got to pay him off somehow. Drugs are bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You remember that your brain We always mentioned that your

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<v Speaker 3>brain on drugs. And they crack an egg into a frying.

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<v Speaker 2>Pan still to this day, probably the most effective reminder

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<v Speaker 2>of uh, you know, get your brain scrambled that there's

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<v Speaker 2>ever been.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Nancy Eagman was responsible for that, right, I think

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<v Speaker 3>she was. The drugs are bad air right, well something anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>when they cracked that egg in frying pan, Oh I

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<v Speaker 3>did was think I can really get high right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now and eat eggs, some more eggs. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>more effective. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey see this guy, Yes, this is what he did

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<v Speaker 3>to pay his dealer stay away from drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Dumb ass. It turns you into a dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 1>This too could happen to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Before you know what, you're dragging a tank or the

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<v Speaker 3>cannon behind your tahoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's one with the homeless guy in tow riding shotgun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>here's one. And many of us have been through this

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<v Speaker 2>song and dance. This is a rite of passage. Mom

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<v Speaker 2>and dad hand off the older vehicle to the kid

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<v Speaker 2>who's just a getting old enough to drive. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 2>pass me down car. Yeah, we've all had it. Study

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<v Speaker 2>found the giving your teenager your old car is not

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<v Speaker 2>a smart move, and not just because well, if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a stick, you know, that'd not be It could be

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<v Speaker 2>a deadly decision. Teams in cars that are five years

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<v Speaker 2>old or older nineteen percent more likely to be in

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<v Speaker 2>a fatal crash.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, why would you say that for car?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it. This is the study. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>you be for cars?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's public service and that's what we do on

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<v Speaker 2>this show.

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<v Speaker 1>For five hours, five days a week. But both my

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<v Speaker 1>kids have cars that are over ten years old, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of us have.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I'm bringing this up. Hold on, there's more.

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<v Speaker 2>So five years are older nineteen percent more likely to

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<v Speaker 2>die in a fatal crash. For cars over fifteen years old,

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<v Speaker 2>it jumps to thirty one percent. It's the logic here

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<v Speaker 2>is it's because older cars don't have as many of

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<v Speaker 2>the newer safety features.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like airbags are like multiple airbags.

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<v Speaker 3>But they do have steel, right, which is unbelievable compared

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<v Speaker 3>to what a lot of these vile Wait we're in

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<v Speaker 3>here twenty twenty five. My kids are doomed, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>one of them leaving for Caroline on Sunday, And well

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<v Speaker 3>that's a newer car.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, though, it's still not really new. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's nine years old. Where do I fall?

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<v Speaker 2>They're there in the let's see, nineteen percent more likely?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you better install some additional safety features.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, why did you put this in there? I know

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<v Speaker 3>it's public service and we're all about that and the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, this was paid for by the auto manufacturers.

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<v Speaker 1>Come down and buy a brand new car for you

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<v Speaker 1>and the kid. Now we're talking idiotelligence material.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not know if that's true or not. Who

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<v Speaker 2>fight it is the research? But when it surprised me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I remember when I had the Plymouth Valari love Wagon.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing was a deal.

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<v Speaker 3>You could I had actually dumb to Dave ran into

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<v Speaker 3>me in a stop sign as a joke. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>really bad joke to hit your friend from behind it

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<v Speaker 3>like twenty miles an hour. But that thing, you could

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<v Speaker 3>park it into a tree and a party. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>if there wasn't enough room at rouse road, you just

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<v Speaker 3>back up and pull her forward right into the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I would describe my first car, which was a hand

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<v Speaker 2>me down, which was converted in what ultimately became the

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<v Speaker 2>Green Street. Yeah, seventy four super Beetle when I initially

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<v Speaker 2>took control of that vehicle and got behind the wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as the safety level of things go, upon

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<v Speaker 2>looking back and reflecting back right now, leap of faith

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<v Speaker 2>would be the best term I could come up with. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>roll of the dice. You had no floorboard. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the brakes barely worked.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is what we did back then.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I know, no seatbeltls there's a seat belt,

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<v Speaker 2>smeeat belt?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. It didn't have a sig lighter in it.

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<v Speaker 3>There was an issue. That's when driving was driving.

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<v Speaker 2>I put a blow punk stereo system in there that

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<v Speaker 2>would kick your ass, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Though that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>I had six benigns in the back of the love

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<v Speaker 4>ark Omatics going talk I had. I had full system

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<v Speaker 4>with blacked out windows and that thing. And yes, an

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<v Speaker 4>actual license plate that still hangs in my garage and

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<v Speaker 4>says l U v W A g N.

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<v Speaker 1>Never forget when Winter Springs? Was it?

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<v Speaker 3>The Winter Springs O Vito line? Cop pulled me over.

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<v Speaker 3>He gus, I have a daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting. What am I doing wrong? I'm in at

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<v Speaker 1>a gas station.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, there's this and more on our Facebook where I'm

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<v Speaker 2>yeah the jr Facebook page and Lynch and Taco blog

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<v Speaker 2>a w jr dot com. For some reason, a bipartisan

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<v Speaker 2>measure that had huge support in Virginia now been signed

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<v Speaker 2>in the law. I get the intentions here. I think

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<v Speaker 2>any parent would. But good luck trying to enforce the

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<v Speaker 2>new social media law in the state of Virginia, where

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<v Speaker 2>kids under the age of sixteen are now legally prohibited

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<v Speaker 2>from being on social media for more than one hour

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<v Speaker 2>a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck. You called it from the get go. What's next,

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<v Speaker 1>no video games? I don't know if I see it

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<v Speaker 1>being effective. Honestly, kids are very clever at getting around the.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, lady, you're just captain obvious. I think we've covered.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on, care So somebody had a different angle

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<v Speaker 3>for that study, Pat, not that it was paid for

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<v Speaker 3>or by car car salespeople. Study was clearly paid for

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<v Speaker 3>by teenagers who want new cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're all reading from the same script there.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, we rop jr R