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Speaker 2: old j r R Show. Yeah, seems logical thought process.
Speaker 1: Give it to me.
Speaker 3: It's an idiotology, so I'm sure you're being very sarcastic.
Speaker 2: Thirty eight year old Gordon Pierce where is He? From
Speaker 2: Which It Talk? Kansas says that he stole a rare
Speaker 2: Spanish American war cannon from a park to pay off
Speaker 2: his drug dealer, but apparently that didn't work. It's an
Speaker 2: eight hundred pound cannon. He told cops he was scouting
Speaker 2: copper statues to steal and make back the money and
Speaker 2: back in April, he spotted the cannon, figured that it
Speaker 2: might do so he got a homeless person to help
Speaker 2: him rip it out of the ground. He used a
Speaker 2: chain and a Chevy tahoe to drag it away, then
Speaker 2: got some tools and cut it up into four or
Speaker 2: five pieces. He took the pieces to his dealer to
Speaker 2: show that he was working on the debt. Dealer was like,
Speaker 2: what do you want me to do with this? Stupid
Speaker 2: The friend turned the guy in. Why didn't he bring
Speaker 2: it straight to the scrapper? And was it even copper?
Speaker 2: That's the funny part is it probably wasn't even copper.
Speaker 2: No idea eight hundred pound cannon Spanish American war cannon
Speaker 2: in lieu of the insane amount of money I owe
Speaker 2: you for my drug debt. Will you take this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Five pieces of this cannon I disassembled trunks of metal.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is go down to the
Speaker 2: scrap dealer. Ain't calling to the scrapper for you? God,
Speaker 2: your buddy calls you.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a homeless guy that he used, which
Speaker 3: that probably cost him a couple SIGs, right, sure, and
Speaker 3: he's got to pay him off somehow. Drugs are bad.
Speaker 3: You remember that your brain We always mentioned that your
Speaker 3: brain on drugs. And they crack an egg into a frying.
Speaker 2: Pan still to this day, probably the most effective reminder
Speaker 2: of uh, you know, get your brain scrambled that there's
Speaker 2: ever been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nancy Eagman was responsible for that, right, I think
Speaker 3: she was. The drugs are bad air right, well something anyway,
Speaker 3: when they cracked that egg in frying pan, Oh I
Speaker 3: did was think I can really get high right.
Speaker 1: Now and eat eggs, some more eggs. But this is
Speaker 1: more effective. You know.
Speaker 3: Hey see this guy, Yes, this is what he did
Speaker 3: to pay his dealer stay away from drugs.
Speaker 2: Dumb ass. It turns you into a dumb ass.
Speaker 1: This too could happen to you.
Speaker 3: Before you know what, you're dragging a tank or the
Speaker 3: cannon behind your tahoe.
Speaker 2: Here's one with the homeless guy in tow riding shotgun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here's one. And many of us have been through this
Speaker 2: song and dance. This is a rite of passage. Mom
Speaker 2: and dad hand off the older vehicle to the kid
Speaker 2: who's just a getting old enough to drive. Okay, the
Speaker 2: pass me down car. Yeah, we've all had it. Study
Speaker 2: found the giving your teenager your old car is not
Speaker 2: a smart move, and not just because well, if it's
Speaker 2: a stick, you know, that'd not be It could be
Speaker 2: a deadly decision. Teams in cars that are five years
Speaker 2: old or older nineteen percent more likely to be in
Speaker 2: a fatal crash.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would you say that for car?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it. This is the study. Why would
Speaker 1: you be for cars?
Speaker 2: Because it's public service and that's what we do on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: For five hours, five days a week. But both my
Speaker 1: kids have cars that are over ten years old, right.
Speaker 2: Most of us have.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm bringing this up. Hold on, there's more.
Speaker 2: So five years are older nineteen percent more likely to
Speaker 2: die in a fatal crash. For cars over fifteen years old,
Speaker 2: it jumps to thirty one percent. It's the logic here
Speaker 2: is it's because older cars don't have as many of
Speaker 2: the newer safety features.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like airbags are like multiple airbags.
Speaker 3: But they do have steel, right, which is unbelievable compared
Speaker 3: to what a lot of these vile Wait we're in
Speaker 3: here twenty twenty five. My kids are doomed, all right,
Speaker 3: one of them leaving for Caroline on Sunday, And well
Speaker 3: that's a newer car.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, it's still not really new. It's
Speaker 1: it's nine years old. Where do I fall?
Speaker 2: They're there in the let's see, nineteen percent more likely?
Speaker 2: Oh god, you better install some additional safety features.
Speaker 3: Again, why did you put this in there? I know
Speaker 3: it's public service and we're all about that and the kids.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, this was paid for by the auto manufacturers.
Speaker 1: Come down and buy a brand new car for you
Speaker 1: and the kid. Now we're talking idiotelligence material.
Speaker 2: I do not know if that's true or not. Who
Speaker 2: fight it is the research? But when it surprised me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I remember when I had the Plymouth Valari love Wagon.
Speaker 1: That thing was a deal.
Speaker 3: You could I had actually dumb to Dave ran into
Speaker 3: me in a stop sign as a joke. It's a
Speaker 3: really bad joke to hit your friend from behind it
Speaker 3: like twenty miles an hour. But that thing, you could
Speaker 3: park it into a tree and a party. You know,
Speaker 3: if there wasn't enough room at rouse road, you just
Speaker 3: back up and pull her forward right into the tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would describe my first car, which was a hand
Speaker 2: me down, which was converted in what ultimately became the
Speaker 2: Green Street. Yeah, seventy four super Beetle when I initially
Speaker 2: took control of that vehicle and got behind the wheel.
Speaker 2: As far as the safety level of things go, upon
Speaker 2: looking back and reflecting back right now, leap of faith
Speaker 2: would be the best term I could come up with. Yeah,
Speaker 2: roll of the dice. You had no floorboard. I didn't.
Speaker 2: It was the brakes barely worked.
Speaker 1: But this is what we did back then.
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know, no seatbeltls there's a seat belt,
Speaker 2: smeeat belt?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It didn't have a sig lighter in it.
Speaker 3: There was an issue. That's when driving was driving.
Speaker 2: I put a blow punk stereo system in there that
Speaker 2: would kick your ass, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Though that's true.
Speaker 4: I had six benigns in the back of the love
Speaker 4: ark Omatics going talk I had. I had full system
Speaker 4: with blacked out windows and that thing. And yes, an
Speaker 4: actual license plate that still hangs in my garage and
Speaker 4: says l U v W A g N.
Speaker 1: Never forget when Winter Springs? Was it?
Speaker 3: The Winter Springs O Vito line? Cop pulled me over.
Speaker 3: He gus, I have a daughter.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. What am I doing wrong? I'm in at
Speaker 1: a gas station.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's this and more on our Facebook where I'm
Speaker 2: yeah the jr Facebook page and Lynch and Taco blog
Speaker 2: a w jr dot com. For some reason, a bipartisan
Speaker 2: measure that had huge support in Virginia now been signed
Speaker 2: in the law. I get the intentions here. I think
Speaker 2: any parent would. But good luck trying to enforce the
Speaker 2: new social media law in the state of Virginia, where
Speaker 2: kids under the age of sixteen are now legally prohibited
Speaker 2: from being on social media for more than one hour
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: Good luck. You called it from the get go. What's next,
Speaker 1: no video games? I don't know if I see it
Speaker 1: being effective. Honestly, kids are very clever at getting around the.
Speaker 2: Okay, lady, you're just captain obvious. I think we've covered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, care So somebody had a different angle
Speaker 3: for that study, Pat, not that it was paid for
Speaker 3: or by car car salespeople. Study was clearly paid for
Speaker 3: by teenagers who want new cars.
Speaker 2: I think we're all reading from the same script there.
Speaker 1: For sure, we rop jr R