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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,

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mixing some vodka. Call it a podcast from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dods Jupe Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on,

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Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the

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word about the pirate shift. Look who's here, all handsome

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and ready to go?

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Speaker 3: This microphone smells like deviled eggs?

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Speaker 2: Now, why won't the cameras switch? Probably can't even I

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can't even get this cameras on. Yes it is, it's on.

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It's on. Okay, I'm looking at you. I just can't

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get it to change you think? Why? Oh wait, now

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you're up. Wait now what happened? Now? I got you superimposed?

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Speaker 4: Hang on, let me like a green screen, no as

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you can see right here.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see what's happening. I see what's happening. I

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did something wrong? Now did Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Story of my life, Bill Moriah.

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Speaker 2: I did something. There we go, there we go. I

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have it on auto. So if this is weird and

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I don't like it, but I had what do I have?

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Like horns or something no I had. I was letting

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the cameras change on their own sort of automatically, okay,

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and it would go back and forth to us. But

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at some points it's like it's fading out of me

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and fading into you, and we look like like the

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sun of.

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Speaker 3: The move Michael Michael Jackson's black or white.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, well I'll just ignore

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that and we'll see, uh, let go the uh the

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supervising pretty yell at me about all yeah.

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Speaker 3: We have one of those now Live from New York.

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Speaker 2: I got a message, and I love when we get

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messages from our listeners. Dear Bill, this one is, uh,

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it's from a long time Bilified listener. Dog.

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Speaker 3: We've only been around like four years, so that's that's

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quite a long time.

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Speaker 2: He's a long time listener. This is our senior year, Billy, Yeah,

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this is fourth year. You're right, that's right. A question

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for and he has a question for what I am

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calling doctor Dan. That would be you, dear Dan, Doctor Dan. Hey, Bill,

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doctor said I should add fiber to my diet. I

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remember Dan Burrillo saying to buy the Wegmans fiber pills,

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but I can't remember if he said by the red

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or the blue. He was adamant on one or the other.

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Speaker 3: It was neither. It wasn't fiber. It wasn't fiber pills.

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It was the top career green, green and white.

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Speaker 2: Over the orange. Yes, yeah it was.

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Speaker 3: It was the bottle and it was. It was the

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fiber powder, not the pills. Fiber powder. It was close,

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but it was the green one. It scores like a

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hundred or almost one hundred on the Yuka test. You

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don't want to buy the men of mucil, and you

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don't want to buy the orange. You want to buy

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the green. I've tested them all, baby, And if you

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can't afford that, get some flax seed.

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Speaker 2: And grind that up. That'll work too, Okay, I add

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both to mine. Okay, wait, flax seed and oh yeah,

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you must ship rope bro. You got it. Seriously, you

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could pull ships with that thing. Dude.

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Speaker 3: They call them road apples instead of Ontario. When the horses

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on the when the mountain horses leave the piles. Yes,

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I look at you, ere a look in and go man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was me. Well, first of all, I love

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that Dan Brilla has become the fiber expert of Western

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Western New York.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's good. It's like it's a dirt ticular one set billy.

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Everyone's blessed with one special thing. It apparently is fiber.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, but here's the thing somewhere right here in

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the Greater Rochester area. Some guy attended the u of R.

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I went to their medical school for twelve years to

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be a gastro enterologist. But it's Dan is like, no, no, no,

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no no. If you're gonna take the fiber, you get

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the green capped fiber from top Care. Yes, yes, two

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scoops and that I when I after I read this,

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I keep thinking about, Goh, that's something that's very very

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human about us. It's when somebody speaks with confidence. We

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buy a hook line and say, come on man, it's

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so funny you bring them.

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Speaker 3: So today I found on Twitter or x, John Ratzenberger

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asks his story about how he tried out for Cheers.

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Speaker 2: He was trying to be somebody else on Cheers, Well

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he was. He was auditioning for Norm. Yes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they didn't know they were going to have another

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role on the show. It was really just gonna be Sam, Coach, Diane,

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and Norm. Those are the four Norm was going to

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be the barfly obvious and his only line was going

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to be bear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was it.

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Speaker 3: And apparently Cliff I'm sorry, John Ratzenberger didn't pass the audition.

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Speaker 2: So he's gonna fly BacT to.

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Speaker 3: England and they didn't like to read it didn't go

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well so and they kind of pulled the curveball on him.

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So he's walking out of the room he was, hey,

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do you guys have a role for a bar know

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it all?

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Speaker 2: They go, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm from New England. My father owned a bar,

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and every bar in New England has a bar know

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it all. And they would defer to this guy whether

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he knew what he was talking about or not, because

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he spoke with such authority. And so John Ratzenberger they go, okay, well,

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let's create a role, and Cliff Claven was born. He

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auditioned for it. He had a fake Boston accent that

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wasn't not how he really talks, okay, because he was

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more of a serious actor. He was also an I

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think in spaceballs and stuff too, but he was like

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he was a classically.

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Speaker 2: Trained and stuff.

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Speaker 3: And the character Cliff Claven was born because he just

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happened to turn around out his way out the door

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and go, hey, if it's a New England based bar,

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if it's a Boston bar, you gotta have a bar,

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no it all. And he played that guy. And that's

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why I saw that. I thought to myself, I am

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the bilified Cliff Clayton. Whether I know it or not,

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whether it's true or not, I speak with such authority

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that it has to be true.

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Speaker 2: It does. It's like somebody mentions one tiny detail with

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confidence and suddenly it becomes gospel. And so you know,

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whether it's the red pills, the blue pills, the fiber pills,

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the can of fiber, the jar fiber, the red orange,

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whatever you say it, and that's it. And if someone

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says something confidently enough, we buy into that shit. And

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I almost think that with the Internet, that is some

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of the problem. Yes I do, and some of the problem.

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Speaker 3: Here's the best part, Like I have actually, since the

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advent of AI, have gone back and researched and then

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re researched through other AIS. If some of this stuff

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that's being pushed by influencers is true, and some of

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it is and some of it isn't. And even the

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AI will tell you even we're not fool proof. You

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have to go and check us with others as well. Okay,

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so even grocks like, yeah, well here's the the pratfalls.

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Don't use us for legal advice. Don't use us for

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financial advice. Why they've got to cover their bases, right,

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don't use us for medical advice, but for everything else

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why not? And so I've kind of run this stuff

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at Like Gary Breck is a famous guy who likes

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to promote like healthy stuff.

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Speaker 2: And he goes, hey, you need you gonna you're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna dehydrate yourself if you drink too much water. You

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got to put salt. And this one guy who's a doctor,

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a kidney doctor, goes, I'm a kidney doctor. I've drank

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water my entire life like most humans. I've never put

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salt in it. I've never been dehydrated. So I don't

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know what you're talking about. So you got to like

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kind of take everything they no pun intended a grant

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salt and do some homework on it.

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Speaker 2: But fiber is always good for you. Yeah, well okay,

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I'm starting to when would you take fiber? What time

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of day? And here's why I ask, because I happen

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to be somewhere like Saint John Fisher's, and I don't

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want to be blown up the bathroom, right, you know,

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when it figs too. I eat figs every day and

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Speaker 3: I typically, now that you mention it, I would take

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the fiber maybe at night really so that in the

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morning you can take care of it all instead, because

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like here's what I do.

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Speaker 2: I don't eat until noon every day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been like intermittently fasting now for like five

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six years, just because it's become old hat. Okay, it

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really doesn't work as far as weight loss goes. It

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works more for like autophagy and anti aging properties, and

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even that's a little suspect, but I'm just accustomed to it.

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But I don't like fibers considered calories. So I eat

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it with my first meal, which is typically lunch around

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new and then around two or three o'clock.

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Speaker 2: When will your laxative start.

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Speaker 3: So it might be better just to take it with

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dinner or at night or when you write, like about

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an hour or two before you go to bed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you think that's the better time it could be.

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I'm sorry, I'm trying to mess with the camera.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, Sammy, Yeah, I take my fiver.

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Speaker 2: You know what are I feeling? Ah? All right, now

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we're there. He'll dress, I'll not doing stuff I can't.

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Speaker 3: We gotta run that by your executive producer. We need

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more equipment.

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Speaker 2: I I'm not going to turn out. I'm gonna turn

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the cameras away from me because now it's just changing

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camera positions from one to the other. But I thought

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I turned off the automatic camera. Shit, Oh, this is

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annoying anyway.

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Speaker 3: It's like those nineteen nineties wedding videos.

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Speaker 2: They like they dissolve into each other's face. Yes, yes,

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that's exactly what you exactly what we've got and I've got.

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Speaker 3: I've gotta pay wherever you go, whatever you do.

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Speaker 2: There are certain little behaviors. As I got this thing,

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and I thought of you, and I thought of you

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as the the ex the Western New York fiber expert

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that you are. You're going to talk about all that

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stuff I started thinking about, just like there are certain

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little behaviors in life that kind of immediately make you

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think that maybe someone I want to avoid. Yeah, you

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know what I mean? You pause, is that somebody I

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wanted to. We worked in radio. They were the callers. Well, now,

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because everybody talks about relationship red flags, we hear that

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all the time, right, Yeah, well I'm I'm. I started

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thinking and noticing things that I go these are human

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red flags, the red flags of people that I that's

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a watch in your face because I see So what

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are in you our opinion? Dan? What would be the

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red flags that make you cautious around someone in everyday life?

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Because I've got a list. When I started this list,

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it would just keep coming to me, and I made

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a list. But just think of, off the top of

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your head, what are the red flags that make you

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cautious around someone in everyday life?

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Speaker 3: Like they come back from lunch smelling like alcohol. Okay,

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I'm a little I'm a little leery. I mean not

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just once, but regularly. If you're a co if they're

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a coworker, or if they smell like.

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Speaker 2: Weed in the middle of the day.

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Speaker 3: If you want to do that stuff, fine, but if

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you got to do it every day around lunch and

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then have the guts to come back to work. Okay, Now,

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if you're in radio, that's different. But if you're doing

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a real job. I'm a little I'm a little cautious

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of your life choices. Okay, I think certain people who

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Speaker 2: I'll give you one that I said, people who have

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to constantly talk about themselves. Yeah, yeah, sure, Okay, I

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have I have a couple cool Okay, the car dashboard Museum.

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When I see someone in a parking lot that their

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dashboard is just all kinds of chots keys mm, there,

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that is the person that they don't even want to

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Speaker 3: What about the jeep people with the ducks? Okay, is

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I go, the duck is cute, one or two? You

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have so many fucking ducks, dude, I've seen people with

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the entire dashboard like looking like rich stadium.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. If your dashboard looks like the clearance aisle of

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hobby lobby, No, all your fucking ducks, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Trust me, it's a hobby lobby.

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Speaker 2: It's more like Ali's. Okay, I'm worried. I don't think

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they'm worried. I'm worried if that's you, because when the

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sun hits your windshield and all of a sudden your

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dashboard is sparkling like a Fingerlake slot machine at the

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Rassino or in trouble. You know what I'm saying, Like

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those are people, honestly God, or you ever see somebody

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They've got the dream catcher, the rosary breeds, the crystals,

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the airflace fresh, the air fresh, a little Buddha. The

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car's got six religions and no fucking seatbelts. No, that's like,

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I go, Okay, that's somebody I don't want to be around.

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That's someone I don't want to be on the road with.

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Speaker 3: That to me, is a human red flag or if

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the tires and the rims cost more than the car, Yes,

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human red flag. Yes, she's human red flag.

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Speaker 2: Human red flag. You know what would be the mail equivalent?

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Because I am blaming mostly women for the dashboard museum,

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and it's usually older women that probably have a bunch

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of cats at home. They gotta go out and get

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the cat food. What would be the male equivalent of that?

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Speaker 3: Like bumper, Oh gosh, yeah, bumper nuts is a big one.

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Speaker 2: Or the Calvin peeing on.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's Calvin ping on anything for Chevy, Calvin ping on, Calvin, I.

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Speaker 2: Gotta be honest, like, maybe it makes me less of

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a dude. I don't fucking know, but I would never

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want Calvin pissing on anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah unless it was No, I can't even how about

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anything though identifies you like you're going out on a

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limb with a bumper sticker, any bumper sticker. I love

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the Red Wings, but I don't. But I would never

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put a go Wings on the back of my car.

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I work at CMF with you for six seven years.

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I would never put a CMF bumper sticker on the

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back of my car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I never did either.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there are people who have, like even Jesus bumper

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stickers hanging on a second, but sorry, no, I can't

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do that.

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Speaker 2: I I now Here's here's my dilemma with that. There's

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a big push to get some bilified merchant merchandise. Okay,

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So there's been a lot of talk lately of hats

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and things like that.

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Speaker 3: So once they gonna get the shirt that says cancel survivor.

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Speaker 2: That's ours.

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Speaker 3: Uh, if I wanna get one for Kevin that says

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I beat anarexia on BILLI.

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Speaker 2: But if like I, So there's hats being looked at

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others and there's people, and we got to get you

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on this email thing. It's only been one or two

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one person, Okay, Sammy, I'll be honest. Yeah, well, i'd

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like your opinion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate the fact that you'd like my opinion

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since I'm like a mason of this show.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'd like your opinion. But I go, how weird.

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I don't know that I could wear a billified hat.

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It feels too self serving.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even like wearing CMF stuff when I worked

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at CMAH. Here's see, here's.

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Speaker 2: How I was right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I didn't get the shirt of the hat,

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I'd feel like left out, Like like I wasn't important

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enough to get the shirt of the hat, like you

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and Tommy would get it. Kano would get it, Kato

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get like seven one for every day of the week.

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Rabinson had his own custom made CMF shirt. Shit out

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of him, right, But like, I'm like, what, I don't

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get one? And then I get one, I'm like, all right,

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who wants it? I didn't wear it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to wear this. I gave away all

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my radio stuff, all of it. I give it away.

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You did. I have a drawer fall somewhere and I know.

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Speaker 3: People would actually pay for that stuff.

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Speaker 2: No, I should probably frame it and put it in

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here honestly, or wherever we end up.

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Speaker 3: Or you can get a tattooed like brother Weez that

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worked here.

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Speaker 2: I don't want any tattoos. No. Another one, I guys

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have to go back. Human red flags. Another one, human

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red flag. The selfie industrial complex. Oh dude, huh, dudes

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with selfies a big okay, big okay, big red flag. Okay.

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I'm glad's brought this.

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Speaker 3: Up because it's another subject I want to talk about.

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Speaker 2: But go ahead. If look, if every post is your face,

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you are your own religion. This is not social media.

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You are a digital shrine to yourself.

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Speaker 3: There was a woman that I dated. I think she

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still lives in Rochester, and she invited me over to dinner.

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I didn't know she had a kid, which is fine.

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I walk in her little boy or son. You shouldn't

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see a litle boy. He was like a teenager answer

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to the phone or answer to the door, and I'm like, oh, hi,

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I'm here for so and so.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's over here. And I walk in.

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Speaker 3: The house and every picture in the house was not

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of her son, not of her mother, not of her, No,

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her her every picture in the house, on the mantle,

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on the wall, it was like a like if her Facebook,

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I'm sorry, if her house could be a Facebook page, yeah,

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or an Instagram page. It was of her face everywhere.

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I'm like, yeah, run, this chick is not worth the aggravation.

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Speaker 2: No, because if you post five selfies a day and no,

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but that that's not confidence. That's holding your self esteem hostage. Yeah,

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set is. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely It's just the most

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the craziest thing. Ah, I'm able to change the cameras again.

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I got control back.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: I need control the life. I need more control of

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my life. Ever, look at your wall and think, hmm,

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that hole definitely wasn't there yesterday, Or maybe your fawcet's

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got a drip that's slowly driving you into madness. That's

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when you got to call my buddies at Mac of

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All Trades because it's your home and if you don't

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have the skills to fix it yourself, go to the

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people who do. And trust me, there's nobody better than

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Mac of All Trades. They do everything. Leaky faucet they

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got it, drafty windows and doors done, electrical plumbing, carpentry sure,

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full kitchen or bathroom model. Oh yeah, they'll do that too.

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From patching the hole that someone made by definitely not

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slamming the door, to transforming your entire space. Mack of

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all Trades gets it done quickly and the right way.

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What do we need to know or what do we

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need to believe that something happened? And I bring this

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up because, as we mentioned, bam uh at a bio

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bam at a baio at a bio scored eighty three

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points the other night. Now, what happens in basketball? Oh?

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That was somebody posted about that? Yes, if that was

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what you were gonna Yes, that's what I was talking about.

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Oh that was another one I was going to tell you.

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Yea yeah, okay, And it sounds insane, right, eighty three points,

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especially in today's league. But the Wizards aren't that good.

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They were not playing great defense. He had thirty something

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by the end of the first thing. Yeah, right, and

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the first quarter it was terrible. But then everybody's bringing

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up like he was surpassed Kobe, who had eighty one.

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And by the way, I think in that game, Kobe

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went to the foul line the least out of the

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top three guys in scoring, so he wasn't being fouled

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a lot. And then you go to it was his

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last game. Oh it was. It was Kobe's last game. Okay,

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well he went there.

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Speaker 3: He actually like missed a few shots to start the game.

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But yeah, like when he finally calmed down. Yeah, because

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I turned the game off, like, okay, it's gonna be

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a Kobe than I didn't realize he was gonna score

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eighty something points. That was a historic game. Yeah, but

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it was his last game. They were like laying off Kobe. Well, okay,

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like Magic Johnson's last All Star game. This is interesting

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because got to give it to him.

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Speaker 2: You got you look, oh my god, you look at

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the Wilt Chamberlaine game one hundred points in nineteen sixty two.

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He's the biggest guy on the court.

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Speaker 3: In Herston, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 2: But but playing the Knicks but there's no footage and

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the only thing they still have is like the fourth

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quarter called on radio. Oh is that?

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Speaker 3: But I thought you meant like the picture he's holding up.

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Speaker 2: That's all they got is a picture. And there are

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people who go, this is bullshit, It didn't happen. There

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are people who say that, they go, there's no way.

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Matter of fact, Yeah, my kid came into me and goes,

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there's no way that he did that. He goes because

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he goes, and let me tell you something, Larry Bird

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would have fucking owned him. And I'm like, do you

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realize how big Wilt Chamberlain was. All Wilt needed to

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do was get inside. There was no three point play

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or three point shot then, and they tried fouling. All

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these games become unethical. They just do, because now the

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whole thing is how do we stop this. The only

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way to stop it is to foul the guy and

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hope he doesn't make foul shots. Well, Will was making

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the foul shots, so then they start fouling the other

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players on the team. And the same thing with Adebayo

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the other night. He somehow he got like they just

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started falling and he could have probably gotten to one

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hundred if somebody needs to just let it go at

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some point. Unfortunately, you're gonna be in the record book

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is the team that let Well.

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Speaker 3: The weird thing is that out of bio is not

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known as a score. No, he's not. Like on FanDuel,

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most there might be an investigation in a year, like

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all right, Pam's going to go off, man, So get

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your bets in now right because there's a little whispers.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think that'll be the case.

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Speaker 3: No, he's not a score. I'm sure most people bet

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the under on FanDuel last night. Whoever bet the over

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was like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Man, wow, right. But let's keep it with sports for

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a second. When we say what do we need to believe?

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Pre nineteen nineties, A lot of sports history kind of

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sounds like folklore in a way. I mean, it's like

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your uncle at the holidays after a six pack, you

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know what I'm saying, he starts telling you about the Hey,

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you know, in my day, Yes, Otto Graham could throw

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a ball, Mickey Mantles legendary home runs. We've got a couple.

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We've got a couple preserved undred twenty five feet. Yeah,

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but was it I don't know. We don't know. Uh, babe,

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Ruth calling his shot. I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Is there footage of that in Chicago?

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Speaker 2: There is footage of him.

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Speaker 3: Pointing, pointing. But do we know if my old friend

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says he doesn't think that that really happened. That became

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a legend. Yeah, I want to believe the legend.

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Speaker 2: I want to believe that he calls what I'm saying.

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It becomes folk lore that that's the thing, and we

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like that. But what do we need to believe because

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now we live in a world where even when there

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is footage, we still don't believe it. Oh yeah, we

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don't believe.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were a time of Will Chamberlain's twenty

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thousand women. I mean, what's more believable that are one

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hundred points that he's spinning the game? You know what

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I'm saying, You gotta have fault, Billy.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. There is

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there is something about athletes that are of a certain

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they're just still they're cut of a certain jib, right,

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they just are these guys. And Will Chamberlain was known

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to be a partier, like I think before that game,

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had partied hard to night be he would drive from

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New York City to Hershey, and he was in New

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York City, and the twenty thousand sounds astronomical.

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Speaker 3: It's two point three per day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. I got it. They've done the matho,

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but it I mean it could be. I would actually

467
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,480
find that. And I know this sounds strange. I find

468
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,559
that more believable than the Hunter point kid, because there's

469
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:29,559
more defense and basketball. These women aren't putting up any defenses.

470
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 3: You and I are old enough to remember a gentleman

471
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:38,680
by the name of David Wells, Yeah, who supposedly guy yeah,

472
00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:41,920
had quite a night out the night before he threw

473
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,400
a perfect game.

474
00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you, only.

475
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 3: Twenty four of those have been thrown in Major League

476
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,720
Baseball history.

477
00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,319
Speaker 2: And I believe that because I think that there's a

478
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,079
thing that happens to some of these guys, and I

479
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,359
have a little of it. Not like this, but like

480
00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:59,079
Michael Jordan will go out and play two eighteen whole

481
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,799
rounds and then I'm in and fucking blow you off

482
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:05,119
the court. Lawrence Taylor, most people, being exhausted, Lawrence Taylor

483
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,279
would be out partying, snorting cocaine. Did you hear this story.

484
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,200
I don't know.

485
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 3: He had like four secs in a game or something

486
00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:13,559
after he went out all night in New York. Yeah,

487
00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:15,640
he shows up at six am at Phil Simms house

488
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,000
on a Sunday of the game. Chris Simms, at six

489
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,319
years old, answers the door, mister Taylor.

490
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, as your fad the home.

491
00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:25,039
Speaker 3: I hey, he feels, I gotta borrow your golf shoes.

492
00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:27,039
I know we have the same size. This guy's only

493
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:29,079
gonna let me play his course in the morning, goes, Yeah, okay,

494
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,680
he borrows his golf shoes. He goes and plays eighteen,

495
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:34,400
shows up at the stadium at like eleven o'clock and

496
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,039
ends up having a huge day. Yeah, like the didn't

497
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:37,519
go to bed.

498
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 2: No, there's just something that happens with these guys. It's

499
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,359
an adrenaline.

500
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.

501
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I think Jordan had it.

502
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,759
I think I wouldn't be surprised if everybody of that

503
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,599
level to some degree has it. There may be you

504
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,160
know a few guys who don't, but I don't know. Uh.

505
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,920
But back to the believer or not believe? Now, great,

506
00:25:56,079 --> 00:25:59,319
do we believe those stories? I'm saying here? Yes, and

507
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,240
I bet you we can find a doctor who go

508
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:06,000
fucking impossible. Keith Richards says he would stay up for days,

509
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,240
and he's eighty something years old.

510
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 3: There are stories about Rick Flair that would make you

511
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,880
think he would have died in a sport where they

512
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,039
averaged nine wrestlers a year, dying in their prime.

513
00:26:17,599 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: And somehow, why do you think that is?

514
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,039
Speaker 3: Well, it's like playing a football game seven days a week,

515
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,680
twice on Saturday, twice on Sunday and doing it three

516
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,480
hundred days a year. Okay, okay, like Lawrence Taylor. You

517
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:33,200
want to talk about Lawrence Taylor actually rustled in Russell

518
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,880
Mania and said it was harder than any football game

519
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,599
he'd ever played.

520
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: Now that's the contact.

521
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 3: I mean, he played professional football at the highest level,

522
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,839
one of the greatest, probably the greatest defensive player of

523
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,640
all time, and he said that was harder than any

524
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,079
football game he ever played. Now you're Rick Flair and

525
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,640
you're doing what they call broadways, meaning you're on you're

526
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,400
in the ring, not five to ten minutes like the

527
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,319
wwe We're talking like thirty to sixty minute matches. And

528
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,839
then he would drink five beers and do twelve shots

529
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,759
he wasn't into drugs, but he drank. Yeah, and he

530
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:07,319
would still get up. He'd fly halfway across the world,

531
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,480
go to Japan and Russell and fly back. And it's

532
00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:12,599
yet like, it's like, are these stories true? They asked

533
00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:15,880
the Russels. Oh yeah, oh yeah, we don't know how

534
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,359
he still.

535
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: Well, what's the one on the on across country flight?

536
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,960
Who is the Dodgers hit home running? Drank a case

537
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,400
of beer? Oh it was Wade Boss.

538
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we supposedly drank yeah, sixty bears or something on

539
00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:29,880
a cross country across country flight.

540
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see it. I mean I can see

541
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,839
that for sure. But we we literally, just as an example,

542
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:43,920
we literally have footage of Neil Armstrong, the first man

543
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,039
on the moon, the first guy to walk on the moon.

544
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,119
There is moon dust and they put their footprints are there?

545
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:58,039
We're not. There are people who absolutely, unequivocally will never

546
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,279
believe that, never believe that we did that. Oh yeah.

547
00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:03,279
Speaker 3: And there's even stories where President Clinton said he was

548
00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:05,880
having a meeting and the Republicans and the Democrats weren't

549
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,079
getting along on this certain thing, and he goes the

550
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,200
NASA was there that they goes, can I have this

551
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,559
moon rock. They go, you got to give it back

552
00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:14,440
to us. Mister president goes, I'm President Clinton. I'll get

553
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,599
I'll get your moon rock back. He brings the moon

554
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,279
rock into them and he goes, hey, look this moon.

555
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,759
Speaker 2: This is a piece of the moon. The Moon's gonna

556
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:21,000
be here.

557
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:23,599
Speaker 3: We're all just passing through, Like this is the actual

558
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,359
part of the moon.

559
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

560
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,039
Speaker 3: And it's like, why would a president just you know,

561
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,839
do that and tell that story and make that whole

562
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,359
thing up. Maybe he would, because there's a lot of

563
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,559
things these guys make up. But I mean, I really

564
00:28:33,599 --> 00:28:34,880
believe we walked on the moon.

565
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:35,839
Speaker 2: But now, like you.

566
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 3: Got guys like Rogan saying no, no, it was all stage.

567
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,119
It never happened, because look at the footprints and look

568
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,839
at the back of their shoes and look at this.

569
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,359
Speaker 2: It's like, but that that's sort of saying okay, so

570
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,759
if video evidence isn't enough, what is? And honest to God,

571
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,279
we're we have the the social media trust the collapse.

572
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,559
We don't trust any No, it has collapse because we

573
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:04,160
have way too much footage, way too much footage of everything, and.

574
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: People still don't believe it.

575
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: Trust none of it, none of it. If the New

576
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:11,279
Year has you saying I did not sign up for

577
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:15,400
this like a worker's comp case, social security disability, or

578
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,960
a personal injury claim. Don't try to google lawyer your

579
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,519
way through it. Go to Connors and Ferris. They have

580
00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,839
offices in Buffalo, New York City, Syracuse, and Rochester and

581
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:30,440
they'll get back to you within twenty four hours. Yeah,

582
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,799
so even when you're stress scrolling at two am, you

583
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:36,240
can call two six to two COMP, tell them a

584
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:38,079
little bit about what's going on in your life, and

585
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:41,119
within twenty four hours one of their attorneys will get

586
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:43,839
back to you. You'll talk to real lawyers who will

587
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,920
explain things in plain English, not legal mumbo jumbo. Workers comp,

588
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:54,920
social security disability, personal injury complicated, absolutely something you should

589
00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:00,240
handle a loone. Nope, Connors and Ferris, experienced, responsive and

590
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:03,880
committed to serving you better called two six two COMP

591
00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:12,839
helps available right now. Get excited because we haven't done

592
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,440
this in a while, but I thought of another red

593
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:21,240
flag person now once in a while I find this. Okay,

594
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:28,400
I've been guilty of it. Okay, we won't turn up.

595
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:37,119
Speaker 3: The line doing Dixie Chicks to not afraid your bread.

596
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:44,079
We laugh when jumps that room all the person to carry.

597
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: That's right, baby, who is I don't know. It's it's royalty.

598
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,559
I get, we get to we get to use it.

599
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:53,359
But but what I was thinking is the person who

600
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:57,559
laughs at their own jokes. But I don't mean just laughstand,

601
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,400
I mean like slapping the table, right, We don't anybody

602
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,480
like that. Well, I'm laughing at your own jokes, Okay,

603
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:06,400
I'm talking about slapping the table, wheezing, kicking it out.

604
00:31:06,559 --> 00:31:08,839
And I I was reminded, I have done that.

605
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,599
Speaker 4: I've done that where I have laughed every Remember, like

606
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,880
I used to, I would want to I to think

607
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,000
of a zinger to come back at Tommy with, and

608
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,759
I would start laughing before I delivered the line because

609
00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:20,519
it was so funny.

610
00:31:20,599 --> 00:31:23,079
Speaker 3: How he would do that too, Yes, every time, every

611
00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:24,799
time he says something funny, he'd look at me because

612
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,319
he knew, Yes, I would crack up.

613
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: Well, that's what a comic does. You're looking for, oh

614
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:29,640
the best.

615
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 3: So if I were Tommy, i'd laugh at my own

616
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:32,440
jokes too.

617
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,079
Speaker 2: I would. I was thinking of doing this bit a

618
00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:38,680
million years ago, and how I used to get excited

619
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,400
and I would laugh. I loved it. I just did

620
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,200
so Dan picked the state of Kentucky.

621
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,039
Speaker 3: I want to thank Juice for bringing back this idea,

622
00:31:46,119 --> 00:31:47,160
resurrecting this idea.

623
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: Uh, he wanted to call a place in Kentucky. So

624
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,240
my phone is hooked up. I did not get a

625
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:57,480
burner phone. We're going to try to use some kind

626
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,559
of technology that maybe will protect us. May be it won't.

627
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:06,160
I'll cellular one. I'm just hoping now I left. Should

628
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,720
I give you the names. I'll give you the names

629
00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:14,799
of three places, Okay, and I won't say where in

630
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:17,920
Kentucky we're calling. Okay, okay, but we're calling in the

631
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,240
state of Kentucky, so these will be tanning slunes and

632
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,920
and tell people what you're gonna say? What? What? What?

633
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,200
What's the idea? How long?

634
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:28,119
Speaker 3: The idea is that I represent a funeral home. I'm

635
00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:31,319
an undertaker or a funeral director, and our makeup artist,

636
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:38,160
Yvonne is out with some type of illness or situation.

637
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,920
I've actually come up with some So we need to

638
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,839
get missus Johnson or somebody else's name that I'm gonna

639
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,000
throw in here. Their body needs to be you know, warm,

640
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,359
are colored for a show? It?

641
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like makeup. Yes, we need to make up artist.

642
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:54,960
She does.

643
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: She does, so we got to brown up the meat

644
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,720
a little bit. So we need to swing her by

645
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,799
the tanning bed just to get some color.

646
00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:04,799
Speaker 2: Yes, let me get this off, and I'm gonna put

647
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:08,400
on a little dial in music. Here, a little dial

648
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,640
in music for you. Dan, it's yourself all set? Uh So,

649
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:16,960
now what do we want here? Do we want to

650
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,480
see if we can get someone to stay on the longest.

651
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 3: Which one of these funeral parlors?

652
00:33:23,319 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, which one of these tanning beds will stay

653
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,559
on the longest?

654
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,119
Speaker 5: Uh?

655
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:31,359
Speaker 3: Okay, Let's see if we can set a record. And

656
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,359
then every time we do this, we got to try

657
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:40,240
to break our record. High Gloss Society, High Glow Society.

658
00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:43,559
My name is Kevin from the Connors and Farris Funeral Home.

659
00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: How are you today?

660
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 5: I am doing well.

661
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,119
Speaker 3: How are you good?

662
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: Whom am I speaking with?

663
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,559
Speaker 3: This is Gloss Society?

664
00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: This is Donna, Oh, Donna High. Are you the manager

665
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,799
of close Society?

666
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 3: I am How can I help you?

667
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:56,319
Speaker 2: Yes?

668
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 3: So, we're from the Connors and Farris Funeral Home two

669
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,319
six to two comp and and we have a little

670
00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:05,200
situation going on our makeup artist, Yvonne.

671
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: We had to send her home. Uh, I don't know.

672
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:09,639
Speaker 3: If you're familiar with Lou Holtz, the old Notre Dame

673
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:14,880
coach who passed away recently. Well, we have him and

674
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,000
Yvonne our makeup artist. We had to send her home

675
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,119
because she was playing patty cake with mister Holtz, who's

676
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:22,840
a big fan and so. But we have a showing

677
00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:27,079
for mister Holtz like tomorrow, and we don't have a

678
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:30,079
makeup artist. So we need to bring mister Holtz, Notre

679
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:33,000
Dame head coach, motivational speaker. We need to bring his

680
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,679
body down and get some color, and we were hoping

681
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:36,519
you could help us.

682
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,079
Speaker 2: With that, Donna.

683
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: And he is in Bowling Green, Yes, football football town.

684
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 2: Huh Bowling Green, Kentucky. Yes, it's where he's from.

685
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,679
Speaker 3: Tore he got that accent, yeah, huh.

686
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,599
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I'm not a makeup artist.

687
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 2: No, we don't.

688
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 3: We're not asking you to do makeup. We just want

689
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,840
to brown up the meat a little.

690
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,159
Speaker 2: No, sir, No, who is this?

691
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:02,559
Speaker 3: This is Kevin from the Connors and Farris Funeral Home.

692
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 5: Kevin, I am so sorry.

693
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 2: I am not going to be able to help you.

694
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 3: What if we three a few extra bucks? The Holtz

695
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,280
family's got a lot of money. They probably do, but

696
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,239
I'm not your girl.

697
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: I just appreciate you're thinking of me, though.

698
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,079
Speaker 3: The pulp is going to fly in for this because

699
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:18,559
he was Notre Dame's head coach's.

700
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: Yes, really, that's so cool.

701
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, there are a ton of other

702
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places that you could probably contact. I am I'm so booked.

703
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Speaker 2: I can't even get what's this guy's.

704
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: Name again, Lou Holtz. I cannot get him in.

705
00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: You can't go book I can't know.

706
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 5: I cannot even get.

707
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,679
Speaker 3: Him in Bowling Green's favorite son. You can't get to

708
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,920
just like, you know, color him.

709
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,119
Speaker 2: A little but walk. Yeah, I'm Can you.

710
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 3: Recommend another tanning salon? I can't know because I don't

711
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,239
really know of any other ones.

712
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Speaker 2: Okay, now are you guys like, do you guys do.

713
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 3: Spray tans or do you do like the uh you

714
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,400
lay in the bed?

715
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:58,039
Speaker 2: No, we do not do the lay in the bed.

716
00:35:58,039 --> 00:35:59,719
The lay in the bed is very bad for you

717
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,159
and can actually get you in a situation like mister

718
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:03,480
holt Ah.

719
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Speaker 3: Okay, we don't need Well, he's already gone, so it

720
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,639
really wouldn't matter. I just need I even stand him up.

721
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:09,280
You want to spray him. That's all I did.

722
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,039
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm so good. I appreciate you.

723
00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Dot, I appreciate your help today. Okay,

724
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:17,480
have a good night, you too.

725
00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: You got it. Good bye, David. What are you doing

726
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:29,840
bringing up louy dead? I know, but bowling Green it

727
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,400
could totally happen. No, he would like that was that

728
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:34,920
was the tipping point for her. Okay, she didn't believe it,

729
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,360
but she kept going well because she was just playing

730
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,679
along her friendly. You weren't giving her too hard of

731
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,119
a time. But all right, we got one more.

732
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Speaker 3: I won't do lou Holtz this type.

733
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 2: I'll just say missus Johnson, missus Johnson, or just say

734
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,519
like the Johnson family, Uh, you know they're they're they're

735
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:57,639
very uh I don't know, philanthropic and around town, or

736
00:36:57,639 --> 00:37:00,320
even say you're calling from a different place. It like

737
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,599
I'm calling from Lexington. They're very pilanthropic in Lexington and

738
00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:08,079
you know something like that. I don't know, but that

739
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,159
was such an obvious it's iculous. I go, man, we're

740
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:15,519
out of practice. Got to get better. But how long

741
00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:18,159
we were on the phone with her though, I did

742
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,400
not get it right down the time, I didn't. I

743
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,559
can go back and find out. I can figure that out.

744
00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:30,519
Speaker 3: Blue Holtz is in Bowling Green. Kay, he's gonna be

745
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:31,559
very next to the secretariat.

746
00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:40,199
Speaker 2: What's the problem slate tanning salon? It's just generic enough.

747
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're probably not with it.

748
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: Just generic enough. Now the problem is, I think we

749
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,800
may have to I may have to go get a burner.

750
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I think that's the problem.

751
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 5: How may help you?

752
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: Hi?

753
00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:03,119
Speaker 3: Yes, who am I speaking with? Please?

754
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,599
Speaker 5: This is Addie.

755
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: Hi, Addie.

756
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,159
Speaker 3: My name is Kevin and I'm calling from the Connors

757
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and Farris Funeral Home here in town.

758
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: How are you today? I'm good? How are you good? Good?

759
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,360
We have a little situation here.

760
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Speaker 3: As you know, we do funerals here and we have

761
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,960
a very wealthy, philanthropic family in town, the Johnson's, who

762
00:38:24,559 --> 00:38:27,239
you have to have a showing tomorrow in our makeup artist,

763
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,159
Yvonne is out sick with the herbs, and we were

764
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,159
hoping that we could get some get some color for

765
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,800
the body of missus Johnson before the showing tomorrow or

766
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,760
this family's gonna lose their crap.

767
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:47,679
Speaker 5: Oh, so, I'm fortunately we don't have any makeup artists here.

768
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:53,199
Speaker 3: Well, you guys do spray tanning. Yes, okay, all I

769
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,320
need is some color so I can bring missus Johnson

770
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,960
by after hours or even now if you like. All

771
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,880
we got to do. We got the her. We'll just

772
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,159
swing her in on a gurney and then we just

773
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,599
prop her up in the spray tanning bed and you

774
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:07,679
guys could just spray her up and down real quick,

775
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,519
because like this showings tomorrow and we're good, I mean,

776
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and Yvonne's not coming back. She may be transitioning, so

777
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,199
we don't know who's coming back. We just know that

778
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,559
we got to get this body some color.

779
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:19,599
Speaker 2: Okay.

780
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 5: Can I give you a call back and I'll talk

781
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,239
to one on my managers see if we can do that. Yeah, absolutely,

782
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:31,440
And then what was your name? My name is Laura, okay,

783
00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,239
and I'll get is just a good number to call

784
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,760
you back on. Yes, yes, okay, I'll give you a

785
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,199
call back.

786
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. Okay, Now that wasn't funny, but

787
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:47,920
she bought.

788
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: It, okay, so we're gonna have to come in here.

789
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:56,119
Speaker 3: It just just blast them out for it for like

790
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:58,119
three hours until we get like three good ones.

791
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean that's what you But she shouldn't

792
00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:06,920
be able to call back, because she does.

793
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Speaker 3: If she does call back, be like, hey, listen, they

794
00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:10,679
changed plans.

795
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,639
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to say,

796
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,559
what are you talking about? I'm in Rochester? Where are

797
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:22,480
you from? All Right? I thought she didn't play.

798
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Speaker 3: I mean she played along, but she wasn't playing like

799
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,360
she thought we were serious. Yeah, well she was smart

800
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,159
enough to say we don't have any makeup artists. I'm like, yeah,

801
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:31,599
I know, we gotta do spray tans, right, Well, yeah,

802
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:32,719
I could I have handled it better.

803
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: I think the way we used to say it was

804
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,000
our makeup artist is off. We're kind of stuck. Can

805
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:40,639
we bring the body over and you give it a

806
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:43,239
little spray tan? Okay? So that way we're not saying

807
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,239
like we're looking for a makeup artist, although it's not

808
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,079
terrible because they all that's like twice we've heard that, right, Yes,

809
00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:52,880
But if we say, if you say, we're really in

810
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,400
a jam, we've got a showing at ten am tomorrow

811
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for the family, only big philanthropic family. Can we get

812
00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:03,280
the can we get the body over?

813
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 3: This is Amanda. Hi, Amanda, my name is Laura and

814
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,559
I'm calling from the funeral home down the road.

815
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 2: How you doing tonight? Good?

816
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,079
Speaker 1: You're calling from where at the funeral home?

817
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 3: And then we got a little problem and I was

818
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,480
wondering if you guys could help us out here.

819
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Speaker 2: Do you guys do spray tans? I don't.

820
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: You don't, okay, but that's even better. You do regular tans?

821
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: Yes?

822
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,079
Speaker 3: Okay, great, great. We have a little situation here. Our

823
00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:37,480
makeup artist, Yvonne died two days ago, and so since

824
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,639
she was our makeup artist, we don't have anybody to

825
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:43,239
make up for her. So we're wondering if we could

826
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,320
bring her by and just throwing a tanning bed real quick,

827
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:49,320
get maybe twenty minutes, get some get some redness for her.

828
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,079
So cauld we have a showing tomorrow morning, private funeral,

829
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:54,400
and we're wondering if we can bring her by. You

830
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,000
guys come highly recommended, and we can bring her by

831
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,480
and get, you know, proun up the meat a little bit.

832
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: That is hilarious, but no thanks, it's hilarious. No, I'm serious.

833
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:06,719
She died.

834
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,639
Speaker 3: We have no way of calling her up. Her family's

835
00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:09,880
going to be out of their mind. She's worked for

836
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,000
us for twenty five years.

837
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,519
Speaker 2: No, you can no, thank you? Are you sure because

838
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:22,719
we'll pay extra? Okay, okay, all right, well okay, all right,

839
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,719
we got three, right, yeah, we got three. All right,

840
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,440
we'll work on it. We'll work on it.

841
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 3: But we'red I go wrong with that one.

842
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: Was she just not Was she just not dumb enough

843
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,239
to do it? Yes?

844
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:36,199
Speaker 3: Yes, so we have to if people were dumber so

845
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,320
many years ago.

846
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,119
Speaker 2: Well, first we were calling from a block number. Then

847
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:45,000
I went through a different number that I have that

848
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:47,719
I'm fine with because even if they call back, it

849
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,360
would be funny to play those messages back, because you

850
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,679
know what I mean. Yeah, So we'll work on that. Okay,

851
00:42:52,679 --> 00:42:54,199
all right, So we got some bugs.

852
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna work out the bugs. Dan, I thought,

853
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,400
I thought, that's the we're gonna good.

854
00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 2: What do you apologize?

855
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,079
Speaker 1: You know?

856
00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 2: I thought, you know, seeing that's all right for Dan

857
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,920
Barrella bringing back the old.

858
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 3: Bitch baby red flag. Anybody who does old bits.

859
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,599
Speaker 2: I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you next time. And opportunity

860
00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:18,960
for me is just a curse that judge and make

861
00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:20,880
us feel I don't have the wig