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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk that. To the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart. Your body the fuck that to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought into some fun facts for you guys today.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend Hal used to be a really big golfer,

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<v Speaker 1>coolfer golfer. Yeah, I've golfed with them before. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>maniac out there. But hey, how ridney. The longest golf

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<v Speaker 1>hole in the world is a one thousand, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>yard hole in South Korea. That's ridiculous. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>par seven. Okay, now, highly improbable. But if you did

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<v Speaker 1>manage to get a hole in one, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>called callback to fresh out of bed, head to head,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be called a phoenix. I tied those together.

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<v Speaker 1>Phoenix tied those segments together. Now, if you did it

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<v Speaker 1>in two shots, an Ostrich, you didn't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>had it, you're gonna be oh my god, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be so smart in front of your budies. The most

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<v Speaker 1>expensive video game console in the last thirty years, if

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<v Speaker 1>you adjusted for inflation, was the Sega Saturn in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five. Today's price would be eight hundred dollars take four. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>that PlayStation three was a close second, just under eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars adjusted for inflation. Finally, the USA Patriot Act

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<v Speaker 1>is an acronym. Now, it's super clunky and it seems

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<v Speaker 1>very forced, but it stands for now. It's the USA

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<v Speaker 1>Patriot Act. It stands for uniting and strengthening America by

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<v Speaker 1>providing appropriate tools required to intercept and obstruct terrorism acts.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, guys, okay an acronym. Stop. It's the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the day. We make you look smart in

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<v Speaker 1>front of your bodies. It's the fun, back to the day.