WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.080 So I'm in the living room the other day and 2 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:04.759 my husband's watching this TV show that I have never watched, 3 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:06.679 and I don't it's it was called It's called The 4 00:00:06.719 --> 00:00:09.279 Accused or something like that, and it's one of those 5 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:11.800 anthology shows. For each week it's a different court case, 6 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:12.919 and I have no interest in it, so I don't 7 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.160 watch it with him, but he's watching it, and I 8 00:00:15.199 --> 00:00:17.280 can see that there's there's a woman on screen. There's 9 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:20.440 an actress on screen that is the lead. So I'm like, okay, 10 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:23.160 I don't recognize her. Generally speaking, I will recognize an actress, 11 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:25.600 but who knows, Maybe it's Canadian production. I don't know. 12 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:27.640 Then she goes and she sits down with two of 13 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:30.920 her friends, and her friends are played by Christine Eversol, 14 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:33.920 who's not nobody, and Mercedes. 15 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:36.240 Rule, who is definitely somebody. 16 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:38.479 Who's an Oscar winner. So now I'm like, wait a 17 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:41.600 fucking minute, how who is this person? I don't know 18 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:45.159 that somehow got the lead and has Mercedes Rule in 19 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:47.560 Christine Eversol playing her sidekick. And let me let me 20 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:50.799 explain to you that like like like Mercedes Rule looks 21 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.479 like like a New Yorker from the seventies who lived 22 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:56.759 through everything right, And Christiane Eversoul looks like a New 23 00:00:56.840 --> 00:01:00.600 Yorker who doesn't believe nine to eleven happened, Like she's 24 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:02.159 a nine to eleven truther, right, Like that's what she 25 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:05.079 looks like. And this other woman looks like she has 26 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:07.719 lived on a spot in California for all her days. 27 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:10.400 She looks like she's had no work done. It has 28 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:12.680 never had a moment of stress in her entire life, 29 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:16.280 and no plastic surgery. And I'm like, okay, who is 30 00:01:16.319 --> 00:01:18.560 this woman? Erica? I had to look it up. And 31 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:21.040 this is how I found out that I do not 32 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:25.640 know what Deborah Winger looks like because I went into 33 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:30.640 her IMDb and I have never seen a Deborah Winger movie. 34 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:32.120 How is that possible? 35 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:37.000 And every time someone says Deborah Winger, I picture Barbara Hershey, 36 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:38.719 who is not Deborah Winger. 37 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:40.799 No, she is. 38 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:45.000 Inger. 39 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:49.239 And pictures of women I show you like Angela Bassett 40 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:50.799 and I'm like Deborah Winger. 41 00:01:51.319 --> 00:02:08.800 I'm like, no, that's Angela Bassett. That what I know. Yeah, Hey, 42 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:12.439 I'm Paul and America and this is that aged. 43 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:14.560 Well yesterday's pop culture. 44 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:17.240 Today in Erica? It is it is the month of love. 45 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:19.479 We're doing romances all of February. 46 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:22.479 Yes, la more, la more. 47 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:26.639 La moux. That's my French today. 48 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:29.840 Spent takes place in France, so we shall discuss Le 49 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:31.000 moure Mour. 50 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.360 The only person who speaks in a French accent is 51 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:36.319 the only actual French actress who appears once. 52 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.919 One scene. You get twenty minutes with Jan Bureau. That's it. 53 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.120 That's twenty seconds, twenty seconds of genre. 54 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:44.840 No, no, but they had they had to film her 55 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:47.280 for twenty minutes. She came in, She's like, you got twenty. 56 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:50.400 Minutes done, and I'm out. And we do have a 57 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.960 couple of five star reviews to read. Do you want 58 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:53.800 to read the first one? 59 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:59.000 Sure? First review comes from True Crime Diva seventeen Diva 60 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:04.199 va ahday right, smart and hilarious. I started listening on 61 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:07.919 a recommendation from another podcast, and I'm one thousand percent 62 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.800 glad I did. I'm guessing it was a true crime podcast. 63 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:11.360 Yeah. 64 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:14.520 They cover a wider ray of movies from modern to classic, 65 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.479 with some TV thrown in occasionally. I did not sum 66 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:19.159 up this podcast better myself. 67 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:22.000 By the way, you're hired True Crime Diva. 68 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:24.719 You're hired. Even when I don't know much about the 69 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:27.080 movie they're covering, it always makes me laugh and I 70 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:30.039 usually learn something about the movie making process or the 71 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:31.120 actors involved. 72 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:36.199 Ten out of ten look great. Teachers can engage an audience, Yes, right, 73 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:39.039 we do that with humor and actual facts. We are 74 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:42.919 educators first and foremost, which is why I go through 75 00:03:42.919 --> 00:03:45.000 the podcast with a fine tooth comb afterwards, be like, 76 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.560 is that actually correct? What we just said? Is that 77 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:49.360 actually truly? Ninety percent of the time we're right, or 78 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.960 at least we'll be like, I'm not positive about that. 79 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:56.000 You should check out of the edit. Let's not make 80 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:58.159 too much about that fact, just in case I'm wrong. 81 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:03.000 We have another star review Erico. This is from podcast Addict, 82 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:06.120 because I finally have a service that sends me reviews 83 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:08.400 from other things that are not Apple podcasts, so we 84 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:11.080 start sprinkling these in as well. And this review is 85 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:13.560 from non Sam Nice. 86 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:14.439 Uh. 87 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:17.720 They say I started with the Grease Too episode and 88 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:22.920 soon realized that Paul and Erica are friendship goals. Greece Too, Son. 89 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:26.120 Of Greece, A Tale of two kiddies. 90 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:37.160 Greece to Son of Greece, Romulus, Son of Greece, June 91 00:04:37.879 --> 00:04:41.160 Greece to Son of Greece, the legend of Ron Burgundy. 92 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:49.279 Son of Greece, Wrath of Cohn, Oh God Greece to 93 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:52.120 Son of Greece for good, which is the new subtitle 94 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:53.879 of the Wicked Movie of the second Wicked Movie. 95 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:55.199 Oh there you go, There you go. 96 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.120 Yeah that we're thinking ahead now, all right? Nano goes 97 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:01.600 on with no notes. The chemistry and laughter they share 98 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:04.480 are bright spots to my monday now that I've consumed 99 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:07.120 the back catalog and am all caught up. Thanks for 100 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:09.480 not making me feel too guilty for continuing to love 101 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:11.759 the movies from my youth. That is the goal. We 102 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:12.800 think you should love them. 103 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.480 One should never feel guilty about what brings one joy. 104 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:16.120 That's right. 105 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:21.399 Love the thing you love. Just acknowledge that it's garbage sometimes, yeah, 106 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.360 and continue to love the thing you love. It's like 107 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:26.279 taco bell Is it good for you? No? Do we 108 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:27.600 love it? Yes? 109 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.160 Yeah? Yeah? Do I need to have seven pints of 110 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:31.399 ice cream in my house right now? 111 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:31.759 No? 112 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.319 But they're there and they give me comfort knowing that 113 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:38.399 they're there. Yeah, you know exactly, all right, nonse Imo. 114 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:41.120 True Crime Divi seventeen Thank you so much for these 115 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:44.240 podcast reviews. If you would like a tote bag, please 116 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.519 just contact me let me know. You can do it 117 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:48.800 on social media, you can do it through email. I 118 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:52.000 will send those off for you right away. Erica, what 119 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:56.920 is the Roman so that we are speaking of today? 120 00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:00.079 Ah? You know, we haven't pissed off the French in 121 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.959 a while. I'm excited. I'm excited to find I'm excited 122 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:05.399 to be rude to French people once again. On this. 123 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:11.160 Broke my heart and now I'm making for you. 124 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:17.279 There you go. Today's film is the nineteen ninety eight 125 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.959 period romantic drama ever After. 126 00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:23.240 This is you know what. I copied and pasted that 127 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:25.759 from somewhere. This is a comedy. This is a straight 128 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:28.720 up comedy. It's a rom com. I would actually almost 129 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:31.240 say it's just a it's just a comedy, like it's 130 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:34.439 The romance is fine in it. But the best parts 131 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:37.279 of this movie are the one liners far away. 132 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:41.000 There is like there is a sous of sadness to it. 133 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:42.519 There is an underpinning of sadness. 134 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:44.839 We kill enough parents and you get it has to 135 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:45.279 get sad. 136 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.480 There is that. There's also just there's a scene between 137 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:51.759 the like Drew Barrymore and Angelica Houston. That actually kind 138 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:52.920 of breaks my heart a little bit. 139 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.800 I know exactly which one you're talking about. Like, what 140 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.199 is this even doing in this movie? 141 00:06:57.399 --> 00:06:59.920 Oh? Shot my heart, my poor little heart. 142 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:05.319 Yes, all right, Erica. Ever After, by the way, every 143 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:08.839 like any true Sandie head, every time I hear ever After, 144 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:12.519 I think ever after, which is a song from into 145 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:15.199 the Woods. So every time you say ever after, in 146 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.399 my head, I go ever After. Journey over all his 147 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:20.439 men did, and it's not just for two days. 148 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:22.279 I'm not gonna lie. I didn't get your first song 149 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:23.000 reference either. 150 00:07:24.399 --> 00:07:27.079 You don't get a razure ou La Moore. No that 151 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.079 you should be embarrassed about. I knew you wouldn't know 152 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:30.160 ever After, I. 153 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.399 Should be very I was like, you know what, just 154 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:34.360 play along, keep it moving, keep it moving. 155 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:36.920 If I say chains of love, do you understand chains 156 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:37.240 of love? 157 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:37.639 Me? 158 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:41.800 Come to me, covering me, hold me together. We'll break 159 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:43.519 these chains of love. 160 00:07:43.879 --> 00:07:46.079 Well, clearly I have some homework to do today. 161 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:49.759 Yea, I will send you these are These are important songs, Erica, 162 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:54.519 These are these are the British Songbook. Because I ninety 163 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:57.839 nine percent sure rasure is British Okay, all Right, ever 164 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:05.000 After ever After was request did by Heather Ellen, Lauren, Emily, Camille, 165 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.800 Jan Bethany, Sarah and Abby. It was written by Susanna Grant, 166 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:13.079 Andy Tennant and Rick Parks. It was directed by Tennant 167 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:17.839 and stars Drew Barrymore, Angelica Houston, Doug Gray, Scott, Patrick Godfrey, 168 00:08:17.959 --> 00:08:22.920 Megan Dodds and Melanie Lynskey. Each and everyone an assassin 169 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:24.079 with one exception. 170 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.319 With one giant normous exception. And I'm gonna throw Richard 171 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:32.559 O'Brien in here. Absolutely, motherfucking O'Brien is in this movie. 172 00:08:32.879 --> 00:08:33.440 It sings. 173 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:34.399 It sings when. 174 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:34.879 He's on screen. 175 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:37.320 Toby Jones in this movie. He has three scenes. He's great, 176 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:41.679 He's fantastic. Everyone down, all the way down the call list. 177 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:47.720 Angela Lansbury's cousin is in this movie. I'm not kidding. 178 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:52.200 She's a Lansbury, this woman, and she fucking nails it. 179 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:59.600 Yeah, ever After is what ever after? Sorry? 180 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:00.799 Ever After? 181 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:01.840 Ever After? 182 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:03.519 Okay is one of. 183 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.080 The few. 184 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:10.159 Retellings of Cinderella that issues all supernatural elements of the story, 185 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:13.840 instead treating it as historical fiction. It has been called 186 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:17.399 a postfeminist reinterpretation of the fairy tale. 187 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:20.039 I will give the movie credit. It has. It has 188 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:23.240 its feminist like I don't mean this to sound condescending, 189 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:26.279 but it's like first thought feminist stuff in order, right, 190 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.320 Like she's not rescued by a prince. They deepen one 191 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:31.799 of the evil stepsister characters, right, so it's not just 192 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:34.360 like every other woman in the story is a complete 193 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:36.639 awful human being, like one of them is nice. 194 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:39.159 Well, I would even say it gives a lot more 195 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:42.720 depth to the evil stepmother. I think the evil stepmother. Oh, 196 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:45.960 she is evil, like, she continues to be evil, but 197 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:49.440 they give her like reasons, yeah, for being evil. She's 198 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:52.320 not just some like like mustache chorly villain. 199 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:52.799 Yeah. 200 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.279 I actually think it's quite feminist. 201 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:56.440 I really liked it. I really had a good time 202 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:58.639 with it. It's silly, but it knows it's silly. 203 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.360 A real I have one huge issue with the film. 204 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:03.840 Oat to say it now, because I can't get I 205 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:05.440 have to get it out of the way. I think 206 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.440 Drew Barrymore is terrible in this movie. 207 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:09.840 Oh my god, Erica, why would you even say that 208 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:10.919 about Drew Barrymore. 209 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:16.960 Well, I don't understand what you mean. Paul, how could 210 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:21.639 you think she's even any good in this? I like 211 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:23.840 Drew Barrymore. I have loved her in other things. I 212 00:10:23.879 --> 00:10:27.879 think she's so charming. She's a charming human being. Also, like, 213 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:31.200 even though it takes place in France, everyone's doing an 214 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:35.159 English accent. The Drew Barrymore accent is so it's so 215 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:39.799 fucking bad that it never stops being distracting. For some reason, 216 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:42.240 they just were like everyone speaking in an English. 217 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:45.000 Accent, including like Leonardo da Vinci, to be clear. 218 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:46.919 Including Leonardo da Vinci. 219 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:49.480 It's a perfect English accent. 220 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:52.320 It doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is he English? 221 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:52.600 True? 222 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:55.799 They're saying we called him from Italy. They're acknowledging that 223 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:56.639 he's from Italy. 224 00:10:56.879 --> 00:11:01.399 They're all calling him in your senora and he's like, 225 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:06.159 oh hello, my name is Nado. Like they should have 226 00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:07.960 gotten ten minutes into filming and be like. 227 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:10.720 Cut, it's true, because like you're you're better at that 228 00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:12.480 than me, Like you'll be more bothered by a bad 229 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:14.240 accent than I am, because you have a better ear 230 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:16.440 for it. And even this one, even I can't defend 231 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:20.360 Erica ever After. Ever After has a ninety one percent 232 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:23.759 critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes and an eighty four percent 233 00:11:23.879 --> 00:11:27.200 audience score. It has a seventy eight percent critical rating 234 00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:29.120 on Cherry Picks. 235 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:32.399 Look, I actually think ninety one is fine. Again, it 236 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:35.759 sucks because the main character, the main actress, the one 237 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:38.240 we're all supposed to like pan all of our hopes 238 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:41.600 and dreams on, is not good. But everyone else is 239 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:44.399 hitting Abdubrae Scott, who is so miscast? 240 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:45.000 Uh huh? 241 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:48.000 Who is thirty five? Is he? 242 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:49.679 He is ten years too old for this. 243 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:54.879 Role playing a teenager and looks it. Yeah, it's absurd, 244 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:58.279 and yet that man is sweating blood to make this 245 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:00.480 shit work. He is so good movie. 246 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:03.039 Yeah. Do you know that he was supposed to play 247 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:04.519 Wolfver reading the X Men movies and he had to 248 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:06.639 drop out because of an injury from Mission Impossible? And 249 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:08.200 that is why Hugh Jackman has a career. 250 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:11.480 I mean, okay, cool, Like I'm happy for both of them. 251 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:12.799 I guess, yes, they both seem fine. 252 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:15.039 I did look up do Gray Scott after this, because 253 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:16.600 I was like, man, you really should have been a 254 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:19.279 bigger star than I think you've become. But it turns 255 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:21.559 out he actually he works a ton. If you look 256 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:23.559 at his IMDb. He plays a lot of villains. I 257 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:25.360 think he does have a little bit of a villainy face, 258 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:27.679 so I get that like a sexy villainy face. 259 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:30.600 He's also married to Claire Forlani and has not to 260 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:35.679 our knowledge, been ping pong between passing cars. Yes, which 261 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:36.000 is the. 262 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:39.120 Fate that befalls all of Claire four Lani's lovers. 263 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:42.080 Yes, that's right, that's right. I agree that the Drew 264 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:45.720 Barrymore performance is rough in this Like, she, to me 265 00:12:45.840 --> 00:12:48.480 is one of the people that like just shouldn't be 266 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:51.840 in period pieces. There's something about her that screams like 267 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:55.679 modern day California girl. And I don't think she can 268 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:57.320 shed it. Like it's just her energy. 269 00:12:57.639 --> 00:13:02.159 It's like putting Juliet Lewis in a p Yeah, it's like, no, 270 00:13:02.759 --> 00:13:04.039 it doesn't fucking. 271 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:06.320 Work for me. It does get to the point where 272 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:08.279 it kind of becomes a feature, not a bug, because 273 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:11.919 she look, we're being mean to Drew Barrymore. She is trying. 274 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:15.440 Drew Barrymore is doing her level best. She's not phoning 275 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:18.440 it in. She is screaming and crying and tearing out 276 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:19.759 her hair every time she's supposed to. 277 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.519 And there are some moments where she gets me, like 278 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.480 when she starts to cry. That one scene that I'm 279 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:26.759 talking about with her and Angelica Houston and she starts 280 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.879 to cry, and I'm like, holy shit, you're really good. 281 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:32.440 There's like another scene with her and you Gray Scott 282 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:34.840 where I can't quite recall, but I think he says 283 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:37.679 something lovely to her and she laughs and smiles and 284 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.120 she like lights up the screen, and I'm like, she's 285 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.799 so good in these moments where she doesn't talk. 286 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:49.840 But I like, I really had fun with this very 287 00:13:49.879 --> 00:13:52.200 silly movie. I had a really good time with it too. 288 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:55.200 I'm fine with ninety percent. I'm going to take the 289 00:13:55.279 --> 00:13:57.360 absolute piss out of it, to be clear, but like, 290 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:01.720 I really liked it. Uh, Erica, when did you first 291 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:02.399 see ever after? 292 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:03.039 I saw it? 293 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:03.840 Ever after. 294 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:08.919 I saw it in the theater, Paul, I saw this 295 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:12.159 movie in the movie theater, and I really remembered loving it. 296 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:17.159 I've probably seen it like five times since then, like 297 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:19.039 kind of right after I saw it, and then I 298 00:14:19.080 --> 00:14:21.519 have not seen it in like twenty years. Yeah, so 299 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:24.759 it has been a long time between viewings. And the 300 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:27.919 only thing I kind of remembered is that Drew barrymore 301 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:30.399 was not good, and so I think I thought the 302 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:32.919 movie was worse than it is okay, because I remember 303 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:34.679 like being like, all right, so I'm going to watch 304 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:37.519 ever After, I guess, and now I'm like, oh no, 305 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:40.720 this is fucking funny. It's fun I mean, I cannot 306 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:43.519 express enough how good Angelica Houston is, truly. 307 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:45.720 She's leaving no crumbs, as the kids say. 308 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:49.120 Leaving no crumbs. Well, when did you first see Ever After? 309 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:51.080 I don't know if I saw it in theaters, but 310 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:53.000 I did see it, like when it came out at 311 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.519 some point, like I definitely watched it. I think one 312 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:57.200 of my good friends really loved this movie. I think 313 00:14:57.200 --> 00:14:59.519 she had the bhs ooh, you said you watched about 314 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:02.320 five times, guessing it's about that like over the course 315 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.120 of like the years right after it came out, I 316 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:06.879 watched it five times. There are moments in this movie. 317 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:08.519 I don't know that I could have quoted them, but 318 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.440 when they happened, I could have said the line along 319 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:13.840 with with the people, mostly Angelica Houston and Megan Dodds, 320 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:18.159 who is absolutely slaying as the wicked step sister. 321 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.519 No one line that lives rent for you in my 322 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:23.039 head is no it's not what you're thinking. It's a 323 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:25.720 Melanie Lynsky line when she goes, I'm just here for 324 00:15:25.759 --> 00:15:27.120 the food, that's right. 325 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:32.720 Yes, yes, yeah, so yeah, And I kind of similar 326 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:34.440 to you. I remember liking it and thinking it was fun, 327 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:36.000 thinking it was funny. I had a big crush on 328 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:39.399 Doug gray Scott or do gray Scott. However you say this, I'm. 329 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.600 Choosing to pronounce it like a Scotsman would Gray. I 330 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:45.080 have not earned that right, by the way, but I'm 331 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:47.559 doing it anyway. 332 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.799 Gree uh So. Yeah. And then I hadn't seen it 333 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:52.320 in forever, and then I watched it and like my 334 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:53.960 husband actually watched it with me, and we were both 335 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:57.720 like laughing, like the funny moments really Land, it's very funny. 336 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:02.000 It's very Megan. You're absolutely right, Meg, Dodds is killing. 337 00:16:01.799 --> 00:16:03.279 Us, you know what. It reminded me of a little bit. 338 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:06.000 And I also haven't seen this movie in forever. So 339 00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:09.240 but like A Night's Tale when they were like intentionally 340 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:12.399 sending up all of that stuff, and that was even 341 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:14.399 more of a comedy than this, Like that was really 342 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:16.159 like they were using modern music and stuff like that, 343 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:18.080 like they were really playing with it. But like, there's 344 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:19.440 a little bit of that in this movie. There's a 345 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:20.679 lot of meta stuff in this. 346 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.480 Yes, I love A Night's Tale and A Night's Sale 347 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:26.240 is a perfect correlation because it is another excellent, excellent 348 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:29.120 film with one truly terrible performance. It's not I'm not 349 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:31.519 coming for Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger is perfect. It's it's 350 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:33.600 the love interest that why do. 351 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:34.639 You hate women? I do? 352 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:35.360 I just hate women? 353 00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:38.480 Why are you coming for? Watch this poll? Shannon Sassman, 354 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:41.360 you're on this podcast? I they even look that up? 355 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:44.000 Did you knew that women's name? I had no idea 356 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:45.600 what that woman's name was. I was like, all I know, 357 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.080 she made like three movies. Hollywood was like, na, even 358 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:51.559 go back to modeling. Maybe just go back to modeling. 359 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:52.840 I don't think you're supposed to be an. 360 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:56.480 Actor, all right, Erica. The tagline forever After, ever After 361 00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:59.440 was and You're gonna hate this so much. I can't wait. 362 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:05.079 I can't wait for this reaction. Desire, defy, escape, no 363 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:07.720 fuck you. It sounds like an ad for one of 364 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:13.480 Straan Jay's perfumes from Boomerang, which could not be less. 365 00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:14.960 What the feeling of this. 366 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:18.400 Movie the Wire. They have two very dry kisses. This 367 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:19.920 is not about desires. 368 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.920 They have two Hallmark movie kisses and then everybody moves on. 369 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.680 And everyone moves the fuck on. They like, you could 370 00:17:25.680 --> 00:17:27.640 see him at one point kind of open his mouth 371 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.839 and Drew Barrymore be like, that's not nope. 372 00:17:29.680 --> 00:17:30.359 We're not doing that. 373 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:32.400 We're not doing that, sir, monsieur. 374 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:35.319 No, no, no. 375 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:38.960 Sweet no, that's not. 376 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:41.000 Correct, friend, not even remotely. 377 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:45.000 Shall I read the iTunes synopsis please? A modern young 378 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:49.440 woman of the sixteenth century, Danielle Drew Barrymore is as 379 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:53.880 independent and wise as she is beautiful and kind. Against 380 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:58.119 remarkable odds, she stands after her scheming stepmother and Jelica 381 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:01.920 Houston and works miracle the lives of everyone around her, 382 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:06.640 including the Crown Prince of France. Do Gray Scott perfect 383 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.559 by the way, but didn't bother me. They didn't call 384 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:11.519 him the Dauphin? Is it because he's thirty five? So 385 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:14.039 weird to call them the dophins the whole time? Every 386 00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:15.920 time they're like, but you owe the Crown Prince of 387 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:19.160 Prumps And I'm like, that's not how they would say it. 388 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:24.200 They would call him the Dauphin. You fucking apples. 389 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:26.000 It didn't occur to me, but now it's gonna bother 390 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:27.039 me every time I watch it. 391 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:29.359 Honestly, I wonder if that was a descriptive originally. And 392 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:33.480 they're like, we cannot call this middle aged man. We cannot. 393 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:37.480 He's thirty. He's legitimately, I looked it up. He's thirty 394 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:39.119 two when they filmed this, because he was thirty three 395 00:18:39.160 --> 00:18:41.880 when it came out. So like he is, he's too 396 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.319 old for this part. Love. He's great and sexy, sexy. Yes, 397 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:47.000 he makes the cod pieces work. 398 00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:49.400 I'm like, I am into all of this to be 399 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:51.400 fare you're too old shirt. 400 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:54.440 But when he starts like pouting to his parents, it's like, bitch, 401 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:57.559 you can pay your rent. Like I don't know. It's 402 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:00.640 like when you see Adam Rapp and Anthony at whatever 403 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:02.839 his name is in the ret movie. They're like, we're 404 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:06.319 not gonna pay rent. Get a job, Get a job. 405 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:10.440 What are you doing? He's like, I can't get married. 406 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.799 I'm too young. And I'm like, girl, you got three 407 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:17.039 fertile years left. I would jump on this. Yeah. 408 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:19.839 Sorry, Anthony Rapp and Adam Pascal, That's what I was 409 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:21.319 trying to Those names. 410 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:22.759 Had to happen you know people were yelling at their 411 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:23.480 at their computers. 412 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:27.039 Right, Uh, Erica, do you have an actual synopsis? Forever After, 413 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:27.960 ever After? 414 00:19:28.759 --> 00:19:32.839 Sir, a bird may love a fish, but where will 415 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:38.079 they live? Sir, A Houston and a Barrymore may share 416 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:41.319 a screen, but only one of them would be any good. 417 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:47.559 The Houston shall come for the Barrymore and leave nothing 418 00:19:47.799 --> 00:19:49.880 but bleached bones in her wake. 419 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:55.039 The Houston will eat the Barrymore alive, and belcher on 420 00:19:55.079 --> 00:19:56.839 the way out of the room twill. 421 00:19:56.640 --> 00:20:04.160 Be a nature video not allowed on PBS. All right, everyone, 422 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:07.039 stick around. We're gonna play some commercials here and then 423 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:08.839 we're gonna come back and we're gonna take you through 424 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.000 ever after, ever After. 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We 433 00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:44.279 will be right back and we're back all right before 434 00:20:44.319 --> 00:20:46.720 we even get started, Erica, do you I have another 435 00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:49.400 Erasure song that I'm sure you know, give a little 436 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:51.119 respect do. 437 00:20:52.599 --> 00:20:52.680 Me? 438 00:20:55.319 --> 00:20:59.440 No, you got nothing singing these right? It's impossible, but 439 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:03.079 I don't think I'm that bad. Like the song give 440 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:04.480 a little respect. 441 00:21:05.880 --> 00:21:06.079 Me. 442 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:07.920 It's like way up, find the head voice? 443 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:11.119 No, no, no, wow, I am. 444 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:14.039 People are throwing things at their phones right now. 445 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.279 I am moving to Spotify. I'm ignoring your you right 446 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:20.960 now and moving to Spotify Erasure. 447 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:22.960 Because it's like next, I'm gonna go to like Blue 448 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:25.240 Savannah song, which you definitely don't know if you don't 449 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:27.400 know the other three that are saying, okay, we're. 450 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:30.000 Gonna possibly listen to a little respect just to speak sure, 451 00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:48.000 hang on? Oh yes, yes, of course I know who 452 00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:48.359 they are. 453 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:51.119 Okay, Well, thank you, thank you? 454 00:21:51.119 --> 00:21:54.960 Oh no offense. You have a beautiful, lovely, dulcient tone 455 00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:58.839 of voice. You always have. I've always thought, so you cannot. 456 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:02.720 You cannot synth pop with just the vocal and expect 457 00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:04.240 me to know what you're talking about? 458 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:06.599 Well, you know what, We'll take a poll of the listeners. 459 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:09.960 Which ones of you knew what songs I was referring 460 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:10.720 to what I goot, and. 461 00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:12.880 Once I heard a little bit of a little respect, 462 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:15.480 I was like, got it. Okay, now I know this song. 463 00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:17.880 I'll try to train my voice fielding those synth sounds 464 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:18.359 next time. 465 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:25.079 It sounds like the intron to the Muppets, it does, 466 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:29.319 all right, I'm gonna do a synthpop song in the 467 00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:32.599 middle of this, like like in twenty minutes from now. 468 00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:34.559 I'm going to pick a synthpop song and just do 469 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:36.759 the lyrics and see if you get what I'm talking 470 00:22:36.799 --> 00:22:38.240 about with just the lyrics. 471 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:41.319 All right, Okay, So back to the movie, back to 472 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:45.759 ever After. Ever After We open presumptively sometime in the 473 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:50.480 mid eighteen hundreds. The brothers Grim, Yes, Erica, those brothers Grim, 474 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:51.839 The brothers. 475 00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:53.759 Grim, only one of whom has a German accent. 476 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.279 Correct not fucking trying, which I honestly I wish it 477 00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:58.920 had been the roadmap for the rest of this Just 478 00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:04.319 let the accents run wild. Who cares their call to 479 00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:07.920 an audience with the Grand Dame played by one. 480 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:10.400 Jean Moreau, the Great Jean Moreau. 481 00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:13.200 The woman that Orson Wells once called the greatest actress 482 00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:13.680 in the world. 483 00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:17.279 Wow, honestly, I can't. I couldn't believe she was in this, 484 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:19.519 and then I remembered it. Angelica Houston was also in this, 485 00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:22.240 and I was like, this movie is punching so hard 486 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:25.200 above its weight. This movie in terms of acting like 487 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:27.720 it didn't know it had Melanie Lynsky on its hands 488 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:29.960 at the time. So I'm gonna let Melanie Lynsky pass. 489 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:31.640 But the rest of it like she was just trying 490 00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:33.839 to make rent at that point. I'm not yet married 491 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:35.920 to a ritter. I need some I need some cash. 492 00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:38.559 Honestly, if you if if I was like twenty years 493 00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:39.759 old and they're like, do you want to film a 494 00:23:39.799 --> 00:23:42.759 movie in France for three months, I'd be like, yes, yes, Like, 495 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:43.559 don't even tell me. 496 00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:43.880 What it is. 497 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:44.359 I don't care. 498 00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.640 I know porn shoots don't go that long. So I'm fine. 499 00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:51.759 We're good, all right. So the grand Dame tells the 500 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:55.759 brothers grim that she enjoys their stories but is disappointed 501 00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:57.880 in their adaptation of the Cinderella Tale. 502 00:23:58.039 --> 00:24:01.160 The way their faces fall is so hilarious. They're like, 503 00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:04.319 she likes our stories, but I don't care for Cindrella. 504 00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:09.839 Oh so sad. I'm like, guys, you met her a 505 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:11.039 minute ago. Relax. 506 00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:13.960 The brothers point out that no one could know the 507 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:17.599 true story, and then notice Leonardo da Vinci's head of 508 00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:20.000 a woman portrait hanging in the Grand Dame's room. 509 00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:22.559 She lives in the louver. We forgot to mention that part. 510 00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:23.599 Oh, I needn't realize that. 511 00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:24.839 No, no, no, I'm joking. 512 00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:29.240 I thought the outside was actually the louver. I was like, 513 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:30.200 I did see the pyramid. 514 00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:36.160 It looks like an anachronistic like Picasso behind her. 515 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:40.960 It's also part of his blue period hanging there, Like. 516 00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:43.079 Is that journey gap? Why is that here? 517 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:45.039 But it does say something about the movie that you 518 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.960 said that, and I fully bought it. Fully was like, 519 00:24:49.079 --> 00:24:51.599 oh really, wow, you're so much better at this shit 520 00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:55.480 than me. You recognize things, all right. The Grand Dame 521 00:24:55.559 --> 00:24:58.160 tells them that the woman in the portrait's name was Danielle. 522 00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.680 She produces a truly ug quote unquote glass slipper. I 523 00:25:01.720 --> 00:25:04.960 mean this is this is a clog. This is a 524 00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:08.839 fabric covered toe with a looseight heel and some some 525 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:10.039 jazzling on it. 526 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:13.440 These are these are this is an old timey stripper slipper. Right, 527 00:25:13.880 --> 00:25:15.160 these are stripper heels. 528 00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:17.519 Yeah, they would wear them at the Mulain Rouge after 529 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:19.319 the cancn was over, because they coudn't wear them during 530 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:21.160 the cancan because they would fly off during the kicking. 531 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:25.839 You know. Yeah, she offers to set the record straight. 532 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.880 And the brothers, the brothers grim are like, oh, tell 533 00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:34.799 us more dumb. Also, okay, I obviously we're not supposed 534 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:39.000 to know yet. Spoiler she marries the prince, right, Cinderella 535 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:42.720 marries the prince, so she's probably like a princess a friend, 536 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:45.519 like she's someone like she's like, they don't walk, get 537 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:46.839 to go, your highness. 538 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.079 But no, they call her your majesty. 539 00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:50.559 They do. Oh okay, okay. 540 00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:52.839 But it's also like you think about it and you're like, well, 541 00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:55.400 in between the fifteen hundreds and the eighteen hundreds, I 542 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:57.319 think there was a pretty big revolution in France. 543 00:25:57.720 --> 00:25:59.279 No, no, no, I don't think anything happened. 544 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:02.039 I'm sure. I'm sure that's fine, And I don't know 545 00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.240 that I know the ideals that will come to the 546 00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:06.319 French prince in this movie. You get to play out 547 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:06.880 in history. 548 00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:11.839 I just got that. You're right, she is post revolution. 549 00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:14.440 Now there is still a royal family, there's still some 550 00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:16.559 remnants of a royal family at that point, which is 551 00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:19.359 maybe why her title is Grandam and not. This actually 552 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:20.920 makes a lot more sense, you know what. I'm giving 553 00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:23.680 the movie credit now because it did not occur to 554 00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:26.200 me that, of course she used in post revolutionary friends. 555 00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:28.279 In my head, she's like ten years after the rest 556 00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:31.519 of us. All right, So we cut back from post 557 00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:36.079 revolutionary France. That is so important to mention. Heads are 558 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:38.680 rolling on the streets of Paris. 559 00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:41.279 This woman somehow escaped the guillotine by the skin of 560 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:43.319 her teeth. I can only presis she was a baby 561 00:26:43.359 --> 00:26:44.000 when it happened. 562 00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.920 That's probably why. That's the only reason why we cut 563 00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:50.799 back to pre revolutionary France, when the fucking peasants could 564 00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:56.480 just eat shit and die. Yeah, aka the fifteen hundred's Renaissance, Yes, 565 00:26:56.519 --> 00:26:59.880 the Renaissance, if you will. We find eight year old 566 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.480 Danielle de Barbarak, a kind hearted but rambunctious girl, on 567 00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:06.480 her estate outside of Paris. She comes from like a 568 00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:08.000 wealthy merchants family. 569 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:10.680 I sit outside of Paris, but I don't she is 570 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:13.039 walking distance from the castle. I don't know where the 571 00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:15.559 head of government was at that time in France, but 572 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:18.200 she could not be more than a two hour walk 573 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:21.920 from the castle. Absolute maximum, absolute maximum. 574 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:25.119 Oh man, I'm really showing my whole ass here. I 575 00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:27.000 don't think the seat of the French government at this 576 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:28.839 point is in Paris. I think they're like in the 577 00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:31.960 Loire Valley. I could be very wrong. We probably don't 578 00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:33.799 have any French listeners because of all the times we've 579 00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:36.279 made fun of French people. Yeah, but if we knew 580 00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:39.400 her French listeners or you know what, just educated ones. 581 00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:42.200 Let us know, let us know people with people with 582 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.160 access to Google that we don't. 583 00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:47.519 Have, and we're choosing we're refusing to look up this 584 00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:52.160 very simple fact. So Danielle adores and is adored by 585 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:54.319 all of the servants on the estate. She has a 586 00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:57.960 best friend, a local boy named Gustave, who is probably 587 00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:02.359 similar class from her, like lower like less wealthy, but 588 00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:04.839 not quite peasant class. Later on in the film, we're 589 00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:08.440 going to find out he is an artist's apprentice. He's 590 00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:11.359 going to be working as an artist, right, Paul, Is 591 00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:12.559 he supposed to be gay? 592 00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:13.279 Yes? 593 00:28:13.440 --> 00:28:16.920 Okay, that performance does not look It's not that I 594 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:20.279 want a quote unquote gay performance from later Gustave in 595 00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:23.720 the film, but later Gustaf in the film. It is confusing. 596 00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:26.799 It is confusing. What is this relationship. 597 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.720 I don't know that Gustav yet knows he's gay, but 598 00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:32.440 he does know he's fully not attracted to Danielle and 599 00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:33.279 loves doing her hair. 600 00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:37.279 He knows that her hair, loves helping her dress up, 601 00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:39.920 loves making her pretty for the ball. 602 00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:42.039 And could not be less interested in her tits. He's 603 00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:44.680 just like, oh, look your boobs, Like, Hi, you look 604 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:45.279 like a girl. 605 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.200 Okay, I guess Senora da Vinci's going to teach him 606 00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:48.839 the way of the world. 607 00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:51.519 Let's just put it down in a weird way. It's 608 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:52.759 just going to take him to, you know, a couple 609 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:55.839 of gay bars. Yeahs are in Paris. 610 00:28:55.960 --> 00:29:00.279 Famously actual homosexual Yeah. Okay. So we learned that Daniel's 611 00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:02.359 mother died when Danielle was just a baby, and her 612 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:05.559 kindly father a Goost. I love the actor who plays 613 00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:08.240 a Goost. He always is like one of those German 614 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.039 actors that always shows up when you need a kindly 615 00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:13.599 older man. Thank you. He's been raising her on his own. 616 00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:15.759 And Danielle is thrilled because a gust is going to 617 00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:19.799 be returning home that day from having married a baroness. 618 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:23.000 So she's getting a new mother and two new sisters 619 00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.480 all in one fell swoop. Nothing could go wrong. This 620 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:28.920 is gonna be great for everyone. You can quote me 621 00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:29.240 on that. 622 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.119 So a gust arrives with his new additions to the family. 623 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:37.799 There's the Baroness, rod Milla de Ghent, played by Angelica Houston. 624 00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:38.359 Great name. 625 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.799 He nails every scene in this movie. Absolutely no notes 626 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:43.279 on Angelica Houston. 627 00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:45.519 None, and she has her two daughters who are of 628 00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:49.440 an age with Danielle. They are Marguerite and Jacqueline. Danielle 629 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:52.039 runs up. She's covered in mud after a wrestling match 630 00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:58.880 with Gustave where he felt nothing. The Baroness sharply contains 631 00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:02.359 her immediate distas for this unkempt moppet that she is 632 00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:07.000 now spending time with. Yes, that night, Auguste gis Danielle, 633 00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.880 who we must remember is eight a copy of Thomas 634 00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:11.839 Moore's Utopia. 635 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:13.880 You know what they did make children's books back then. 636 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:16.960 Your brothers don't come around for another two hundred years. 637 00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:20.559 She tells him that she likes her proper new step 638 00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:23.519 family very much, and he's glad because he tells her 639 00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.920 he'll have to leave again soon for Avignon, and Danielle 640 00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:30.000 is dismayed, and she says, no, you can't go, Papa, 641 00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:32.880 and he says, oh I must, Danielle, And they start 642 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:35.400 bargaining over how long he's going to be gone. Three weeks, 643 00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:38.160 one week, two weeks, and they find we finally, Erica 644 00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.079 have a film that has the courage of its convictions 645 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:44.000 to show how popular of a game rock paper Scissors 646 00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.240 was in Renaissance France. 647 00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:47.880 Yeah, it was all the rage, all the rage. There's 648 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:50.599 a very cute line here where she says she's the 649 00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:53.799 kidda plays little Danielle is so good. It's so cute, 650 00:30:54.079 --> 00:30:55.880 and she goes, did you see the way they ate 651 00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:59.480 their supper? It was perfect, like a dance, like she's 652 00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:02.839 just like a chanted by her, like very proper, very 653 00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:05.799 like beautiful stepsisters at first, which is so sweet. It 654 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:07.279 all comes from such a sweet place. 655 00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:09.920 So they rock paper scissors and a Goost loses, which 656 00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:11.839 means he can only go to Avignon for a week. 657 00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:13.440 I don't think that's how business works. 658 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:17.000 But whatever, true, whatever business he's doing, he's got to 659 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:20.359 get home. Honestly, I'm surprised he's leaving that fast. You 660 00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:23.720 just got married rod Milla must be a bitch, yeah, 661 00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:26.240 must be Like, listen, I already got to get away 662 00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:28.559 for a week. This has been a lot. 663 00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:31.759 But don't you think does the movie at times posit 664 00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:35.200 that rod Milla is the Baroness is genuinely in love. 665 00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:38.480 Okay, yeah, so this is true. I don't want to 666 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.519 like throw people off the scent because actually what this 667 00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:43.799 movie does, which is beautiful, is I think he genuinely 668 00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:47.000 loves rod Milla. Rod Milla loves him back, but also 669 00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:50.400 she's jealous because he loves his daughter more. And it's 670 00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:53.240 very clear like if he had to make a choice 671 00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:55.519 between the two, he would always pick his little girl 672 00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:57.680 over his new wife. So we cut to the day 673 00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:58.920 of August's departure. 674 00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.039 But oh, oh, oh, Paul, oh. 675 00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:03.960 Oh, Chekhof's grasping of the left arm happens. 676 00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.160 Oh no, not the left. 677 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:09.240 Arm gets on his horse. He's like, oh, my left 678 00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.759 arm hurts. I hope that's not a portent of something worse. Anyway, 679 00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.319 moving on, he gets on his horse, he shakes off 680 00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:19.079 the impending doom, he heads out, and the Baroness starts 681 00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:21.519 to usher her daughter's back inside right away for the lessons. 682 00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:23.680 Come on, ladies, you must take your dancing lessons. And 683 00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:27.519 Danielle says, no, wait, it's tradition, and she runs to 684 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.799 watch her father wave at the gate. Oh he always 685 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.960 waves at the gate before he leaves. Rod Milla just 686 00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:36.400 rolls her eyes and continues back inside the house. She's like, no, 687 00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:40.839 you do that. Unfortunately, this means that Danielle is the 688 00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.920 only one to witness him clutching his arm again halfway 689 00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:49.480 down the drive and fall off his horse. Yeah, in distress. 690 00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.599 I am laughing, but it's actually quite sad. 691 00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:52.400 It's very sad. 692 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.119 The movie does a beautiful job of making it very 693 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:58.839 very sweet and sad. Danielle and the Baroness rush to 694 00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.799 a goose uh, but the Baroness is completely overcome. She's like, 695 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:04.880 you cannot leave me here. You cannot leave me here 696 00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:07.440 by myself. Like basically, she's like, I'm willing to move 697 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.920 to the shitty countryside manor with you only because I 698 00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:16.160 love you, and within a day you fucking die. 699 00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:20.759 So question question proposal Erica is the Baroness rod Milled 700 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.480 agent simply deli adits with fewer options. 701 00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:27.359 Whoo, look, I think deliadids would have been less cruel 702 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:29.519 than this. Sure she would have found a way to 703 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:30.559 make it art. 704 00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:33.599 Do you know what I mean? Through her sculpture. 705 00:33:33.880 --> 00:33:38.359 Yes, she would have turned that castle into the weirdest 706 00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:43.200 fucking Soho gallery that ever existed outside of Soho. It 707 00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:45.279 would have She would have hired performance orrys, she would 708 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.720 have hired acrobats. It would have been a whole thing, 709 00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:50.480 the whole thing, the whole the whole neighborhood would be like, 710 00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:52.640 Oh my god, she's doing She's doing another one of 711 00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:55.839 her like living art pieces. Can you imagine the last 712 00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.720 one took thirteen hours. I can't I can't watch any 713 00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:01.480 more of these. So and daniel and the Baroness both 714 00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:03.839 rush to tell him that they love him and please 715 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:07.400 don't leave, Please don't leave, and August unfortunately, he hugs 716 00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:10.360 he holds the Baroness's hand for a second and then 717 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.760 immediately drops her hand to give his hand to Danielle. 718 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.280 And the last thing he ever says is he looks 719 00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:18.440 right at his daughter's face and he says I love 720 00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:22.079 you to his daughter, which the wife does not appreciate. 721 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.480 And it's so good because Angelica Houston doesn't overplay it. 722 00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:30.880 You just see, like the hatred, calcify in her and heartbreak, 723 00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.320 the heartbreak, but also like, oh it's your fault. 724 00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:34.920 Yeah. 725 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:37.800 We cut to ten years into the future and to 726 00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:41.000 the French palace, where King Francis and Queen Marie are 727 00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:45.119 squabbling over their son's refusal to marry his arranged bride, 728 00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.199 the Princess of Spain. The king is concerned about politics, 729 00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:52.880 the queen is concerned Erica about love. She wants her 730 00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:56.119 son to be in love, which famously what royals of 731 00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:58.639 that period cared about. No, they wanted their children to 732 00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:00.719 marry their second cousin and show up. 733 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:04.079 You are marrying the efanta because we need a fucking army. 734 00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:06.159 You shut up, you fucking idiot. 735 00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:09.719 Yeah. We cut to their son, Henry Dougray. 736 00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:14.320 Scott Gray, doing a very very good English accent, said 737 00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:14.719 yeah he. 738 00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:17.880 Is, he is, as he climbs out his window on 739 00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.079 his bed sheets and flees the castle. 740 00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:23.320 We've talked about this before, we really have, but I 741 00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:25.280 have to mention it again. He is thirty five. 742 00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:27.719 If he is a minute, I see, is so old. 743 00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.639 He's way too old to be to be like escaping 744 00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:34.119 out of his window through his sheets. He ties up 745 00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:36.920 his bed sheets and escapes out the window that way, 746 00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:39.159 and as soon as you see the man's face, you're like, 747 00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:43.800 wait what, no, bitch, just walk out. You're an adult. 748 00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:45.400 You can do whatever you want. 749 00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:50.360 To be clear, very attractive, so hot, just simply not eighteen. 750 00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:54.679 Just way too old to be doing this bullshit. Back 751 00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:58.840 at the Barbaraka State Danielle played now by adult Drew Berrymore, 752 00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:02.119 she sleeps by the fire with her copy of Utopia 753 00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:04.400 to her chest. Her father's the last thing her father 754 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:06.840 ever gave her. It now looks warn as though she's 755 00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:10.000 read it a thousand times. She wakes and heads out 756 00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:13.159 to do her chores. As she starts to pick apples outside, 757 00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:15.800 we see a guardsman ride by, because we know that 758 00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:18.079 they're in pursuit of the prince. So she sees a 759 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:21.000 royal guardsman. What's going on? And then she turns a 760 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:24.199 corner and she sees a man in a purple velvet 761 00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:26.760 cloak that's kind of important, like I'm gonna let it go, 762 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.840 stealing one of her family's horses. And she's like, ahh, 763 00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:34.639 not on my watch, motherfucker. She takes an apple. She 764 00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:40.760 fucking Eli Manning's one right at the back of his 765 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:44.599 head in an apple and like scores a touchdown on 766 00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:49.400 his head. It is perfect. He falls off his horse 767 00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:52.880 because she's that strong. He shows his face to her 768 00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:56.519 and she sees like a royal crest because he accidentally 769 00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:58.559 throws off his cloak because he's like, what the fuck 770 00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:00.880 just happened? Yeah, beat me in the back of the 771 00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:03.719 head with an apple. As she realizes he's the prince, 772 00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:05.159 and she goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry, and 773 00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.960 she like kneels down really quickly faces the ground. He 774 00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:10.039 doesn't really ever get a chance to see her face. 775 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:12.920 He just knows that he's been deeply concussed by a 776 00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:13.880 girl in a field. 777 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:14.519 Yeah. 778 00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.599 So she's like, I'm so sorry, your prince. I'm so sorry. 779 00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:19.239 I understand now that that for what I've done, I 780 00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:21.920 have to die. And he goes, oh, right, guess what, 781 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:24.840 you're lucky day. If you don't tell anyone about this, 782 00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:27.360 I'm gonna let it slide, so don't worry about it. 783 00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:30.320 And then he hands her twenty gold coins and he's like, 784 00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:32.880 here's your here's you know, here's money for your silence. 785 00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:34.960 And then he just he continues to steal the horse. 786 00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:37.119 He takes the horse and rides off with it. 787 00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:40.199 There is a line in the scene, I already know 788 00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.159 what lie you're going for it. I'm thrilled you're bringing 789 00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:42.480 it up. 790 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.960 He just looks off into the middle distance, all tortured poet, 791 00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.840 and he goes, my only wish is to be freed 792 00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:57.599 from my guilded cage. A do Gray Scott's eternal credit. 793 00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:00.920 It actually kind of works. Yeah, is hard writing. It 794 00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:02.880 may not be bad writing, but it is so hard 795 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:04.760 to get an actor to say that with a fucking 796 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:08.280 straight face, and that looks like the biggest douchebag on 797 00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:09.039 of the planet. 798 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.000 To try to build immediate sympathy for the Prince of 799 00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:14.719 France when you're also being presented with a great deal 800 00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:16.920 of the peasantry of France, it's very hard. 801 00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:20.599 Very hard. It walks a fine line. 802 00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.119 We cut back to the estate where the Baroness rod 803 00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:28.320 Milla de Ghent is having breakfast with her daughters, Marguerite 804 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:31.679 now played by Megan Dodds and Jacqueline, now played by 805 00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:36.760 the great Melanie Lynsky. Yep, her obvious preference for Marguerite 806 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:40.039 is playing with every single exchange, because this is a 807 00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:46.599 movie that posits that Megan Dodds is gorgeous, classically stereotypically beautiful, thin, blonde, 808 00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.039 blue eyed everything. And Melanie Lynsky is a big fat cat. 809 00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:52.199 There is a lot of fat jokes here, not a lot. 810 00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.159 There's a few fat jokes at the end. To be clear, 811 00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:55.960 it's all just the mother to the daughter. 812 00:38:56.199 --> 00:38:56.360 Yay. 813 00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:58.239 It's not like the rest of the world. The rest 814 00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:02.000 of the world sees a sees melon. See what we see. 815 00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:04.239 But the mom is like chubbs. 816 00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:09.559 The mom was like, it's just recall your like thunder thighs. 817 00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:12.920 It's like, you know, the woman is a size eight maybe, 818 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:21.079 Oh God, So she is planning to marry Marguerite to 819 00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:24.840 the prince betrothal to the Spanish princess. Be damned, I 820 00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:28.119 have plans. That's right. We're singing the praises of Angelica 821 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.360 Houston and Melanielinsky. I want to take a moment to 822 00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:33.000 honor the great Megan Dodds. Yes, this is a Regina 823 00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.360 George level performance. This is someone who's like, oh, I'm 824 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:37.960 the villain, and I'm the villain without depth because as 825 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:40.320 we talked about, like the Baroness has like a soisson 826 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:43.719 of depth in this telling, unlike other tellings. Marguerite is 827 00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:47.440 the ogre, she is the bridge troll, and Megan Dodds says, okay, 828 00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.719 I understand the assignment. I will be the worst person 829 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:53.880 ever and she does it. 830 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:59.519 Ah. Danielle returns home and excitedly shows her servant friends 831 00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:05.599 Louise Paulette, one of whom is a Landsbury Paulette Landsbury, 832 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:09.039 the twenty gold coins that she made, and she promises 833 00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:12.559 to use it to get Louise's husband Maurice back, right, 834 00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:14.159 and we're like, this is our first, this is our 835 00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:18.599 first like taste of like, oh fuck, medieval times was rough. 836 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:23.679 It turns out that the baroness sold you heard me, 837 00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:28.719 sold Maurice to get her taxes, her back taxes paid. 838 00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:31.920 And Danielle has to hurry because Maurice has been sold 839 00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:36.480 to quote to Cardier, which it's a real person, and 840 00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.440 so she sold him to this this man and his 841 00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:42.159 suede bound for the America. Maurice, by the way, and 842 00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:46.840 Louise are in their conservatively in their one hundred and. 843 00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:50.079 Thirties, something about no one ever lived that long in 844 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:51.679 the French Renaissance except these two. 845 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:54.119 What's funny as they're probably in the French Renaissance, they're 846 00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:57.199 like forty two, because that's what they looked like what 847 00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:02.800 Explorer bought. Maurice is bringing. He dies day one. 848 00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:03.440 Of the voyage. 849 00:41:03.639 --> 00:41:07.519 Absolutely, you're zero chance he makes it to the Americas. 850 00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:11.320 So this is also the first seating. And this is 851 00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:13.840 kind of a plot that runs throughout the movie that 852 00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:16.079 the servants keep going to the Baroness and being like, oh, 853 00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.559 the gilded mirror is gone. She's like, well, I'll garnish 854 00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:21.599 your wages for it. So the Baroness is selling off 855 00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:25.079 things and people to pay the back taxes on the estate. 856 00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:28.679 So Danielle then rushes upstairs to serve the family breakfast. 857 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.920 While Jacqueline at least makes an attempt to be polite, 858 00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:35.480 Marguerite is openly awful. Why don't you sleep at the 859 00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.480 pig cindersoot if you insist on smelling like one. It's like, 860 00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:45.000 she handles your food. She handles your food. Be careful. 861 00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:49.519 The Baroness meanwhile, plays a far more psychologically damaging game 862 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:53.039 of criticizing than undercutting Danielle in the form of maternal advice, 863 00:41:53.559 --> 00:41:55.960 and then takes offense that her efforts are at being 864 00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:58.880 maternal are not more appreciated. So she's really like destroying 865 00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:00.920 this girl's ego step at a time. 866 00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:05.000 Yeah, we cut back to Henry, teenage Henry on. 867 00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:07.360 His flight, youthful Henry. 868 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:10.880 Youthful Henry as he comes across a group of highwaymen 869 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:12.400 pillaging a small caravan. 870 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.000 Right, I'll tell you a true story. Yes, I could 871 00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:18.440 not come up with the word highwayman in my head. 872 00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:21.000 I couldn't figure it out. And I briefly had the 873 00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:27.559 word road pirate in this recap, and then I finally 874 00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:30.800 like went online. It was like literally typed in road 875 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:33.039 pirate and highway I was like, highway man, that's the word. 876 00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:35.599 I'm looking for, road pirate. 877 00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:40.480 So Henry's attacked by road pirates. 878 00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:44.719 Bye bye, bye bye Turnpike marauders. 879 00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:52.440 By the Interstate black Bears exactly. An old man in 880 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.480 the caravan begs Henry for help, Sir, sir, they're stealing 881 00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:56.239 my great work. 882 00:42:56.280 --> 00:42:56.679 I need it. 883 00:42:56.760 --> 00:43:00.000 I needed it's she's my life. The noble prince simply 884 00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:03.440 cannot refuse the help of an old man, and he 885 00:43:03.519 --> 00:43:07.679 takes off after one particular like Marauder and the painting 886 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:11.079 that he stole. He brings the painting back in surprise. 887 00:43:11.320 --> 00:43:14.199 The old man is Leonardo da Vinci played by Patrick 888 00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:18.079 Godfrey with a solid British accent. For some inexplicable reason, 889 00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:22.760 Signor Leonardo, how are you today? I want good? How 890 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:23.199 are you. 891 00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:27.719 Again? Should be played by Adele. 892 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.840 Can I have to say place? Let's watch he send? 893 00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:33.159 Does shall we? Why? 894 00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:34.239 Why is he English? 895 00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:37.400 It doesn't make any sense, Paul, Would you believe it? 896 00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.400 Would you believe it? The painting the Prince rescues is 897 00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:47.440 none other than the Mona Lisa. Unfortunately, Henry's noble act 898 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:50.079 is given the Royal Guard, led by his friend Laurent. 899 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.760 Yeah he's like the Royal Guard captain, but he seems 900 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:56.000 to be the buds. Yeah you know what I'm fine with. 901 00:43:57.719 --> 00:44:00.840 Yeah, he need Laura should be a friend and just 902 00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:02.800 be like, listen, calm down. 903 00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:05.280 You are forty years old, you have ten good years 904 00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:08.639 left and you were in fifteen hundreds France. If you 905 00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:11.079 haven't found your passion yet, maybe just try to be 906 00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:12.679 a decent human being. 907 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:16.480 As prince father, a fucking next king and die. That's 908 00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:17.119 all you need to do. 909 00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:17.800 So you need to do. 910 00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:20.800 That's all that needs to happen here. So the Royal 911 00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.719 Guard has caught up with him and he is brought 912 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:24.840 back to the castle now with da Vinci in toad, 913 00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.960 because DaVinci was actually summoned there by the King of France, 914 00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:31.719 so it's perfect. He's leading Leonardo da Vinci back to 915 00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:34.559 the castle. Henry is hopeful that da Vinci will be 916 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.159 able to convince his father that an arranged marriage is 917 00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.719 simply not with the times. Can you get him back 918 00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:41.239 up to the fifteen hundreds please? 919 00:44:41.440 --> 00:44:45.360 One of my favorite things is his annoyance at the 920 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:48.039 persistence of the royal guard, and it's like, you are 921 00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:50.159 the crown Prince of France and you do not appear 922 00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:52.679 to have any siblings. If they come back without you, 923 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:56.800 they get deotined, like they have to come back with you. 924 00:44:56.840 --> 00:44:58.440 That is not an option for them. 925 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.840 Is there perhaps a in the iron mask we can get? Yeah, 926 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:05.639 another prince in the background, like like just in an 927 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:10.159 iron masks, like like hoeings, some hoeing, some what I 928 00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:11.159 don't know what moing is. 929 00:45:11.800 --> 00:45:12.119 Garden. 930 00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.119 Yeah, oh, in the garden. It's like, I can I 931 00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:15.800 give you the prince. 932 00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:17.400 I'm royal, I can do it. 933 00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:19.079 Remember me the other prince? 934 00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:22.400 Yeah. Back at the de Barbaraka state, did you notice 935 00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:26.440 too that when Drew Barrymore says her name Danielle de Barbara. 936 00:45:26.760 --> 00:45:28.400 She does it with a little bit of a French accent, 937 00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:30.639 and the French accent is actually decent. 938 00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:32.840 Paul, Can I tell you that when she says Nicole 939 00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:35.320 de l'ancre with a perfect French accent, and I'm like, 940 00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:39.039 you guy, you guy. 941 00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:43.960 Her French accent is like, significantly better than the British accent. 942 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:48.760 What are we doing? All right? So we're back at 943 00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:51.320 the estate. Danielle is planning on heading to court in 944 00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:54.280 the guise of a courtier to pay off Maurice's debts 945 00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:57.440 and get him back. Gustave, her gay best friend, like 946 00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:00.159 any good gay best friend, is like, what are you doing? 947 00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:00.239 What? 948 00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:04.000 What? What are you doing? And Danielle insists, my plan 949 00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:06.719 is the only way otherwise Maurice is. Maurice's gonna be 950 00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:08.039 dead in a week. He's gonna get on that ship 951 00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:09.960 and just die immediately. He's gonna stub his toe and die. 952 00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:12.199 He's gonna take one sip of bad water and just 953 00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:12.800 keel over. 954 00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.119 Yeah, she puts on this dress. They don't really explain 955 00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:17.800 where the dress came from, but I guess it could 956 00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:20.000 just be hers. I mean, she she did come from money, 957 00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:22.199 so it could just be her dress or her mother's. 958 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:23.960 I would assume she stole it from the from. 959 00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:27.639 The baroness possibly as well. She steps out from behind 960 00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:30.840 the dressing screen and she's worried that her shoes are 961 00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.320 too big, but Gustav is like, shoot, girl, your tits 962 00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:34.679 are out, don't worry about it. Only we're looking at 963 00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.559 your shoes. And then he actually says, we have to 964 00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:38.679 do something about that hair. 965 00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:41.119 This was the moment for me, Paul. Yeah, look, I 966 00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:42.519 saw this when I was a kid, and it really 967 00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:45.360 never occurred to me until this time watching Gustav is 968 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.760 her gay best friend, until until I so I heard 969 00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:51.360 that line and I was like, oh. 970 00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:53.199 The writer knows. The writer knows that Gustav is her 971 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:53.760 gay best friend. 972 00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:56.519 Because honestly, I actually had this note at the beginning 973 00:46:56.599 --> 00:46:59.599 when before this moment, I wrote down I love the 974 00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.920 gusta Off Danielle friendship. It's so nice to see a 975 00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:06.760 platonic male friendship. And I maintain that, like, you know, what, 976 00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:10.480 do whatever you want with this's not absolutely maybe he's not. 977 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:14.079 Maybe he's just a really good friend, and like she's 978 00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:16.079 a really good friend to him, and that's all there. 979 00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:19.519 It is and there's it's a platonic male female relationship. 980 00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:21.880 I do love seeing those in film. Not to take 981 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.480 away another gay icon from you, but in Mike head canon, 982 00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:29.559 Gustav is straight wow wow, straight ish? I don't know. 983 00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:31.360 He does like to do her hair and he does talk. 984 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:34.519 Nothing you like more than taking from the homosexuals I do? 985 00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:34.920 I do? 986 00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.360 You know what? Da Vinci is straight too fun. I'm 987 00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:38.239 taking him back. 988 00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:42.920 To you're a You're a You're a street thief on 989 00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:44.920 the pathway of homosexual culture. 990 00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:49.559 I am a road pirate, a road pirate queer culture. Well, 991 00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:53.000 Danielle heads off to court. Henry stops by the estate 992 00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:54.800 to return the horse that he took in his flight. 993 00:47:55.760 --> 00:48:00.480 The Baroness runs downstairs and he's like, oh, Prince, what 994 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:03.920 are you doing here? And she's obsequious. She presents her 995 00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:09.039 daughter's Marguerite Francois Luise of the House of Gitts and Jacqueline. 996 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:12.559 So Henry apologizes for scaring the shit out of a 997 00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:15.239 servant girl that he encountered earlier, and Baroness is like, 998 00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:15.800 who knows what? 999 00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:17.800 I'm sorry, who know what happened? What? 1000 00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:19.719 And He's like, yeah, I scared the hell out of 1001 00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:21.599 a servant girl who hit me in the back of 1002 00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:22.880 the head with an apple. She had a really good 1003 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:27.440 way actually, anyway, gotta go shut up. 1004 00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:32.480 We cut to Danielle running to the palace. She's barely 1005 00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:36.199 in time to stop the jailer carting Maurice away. Unfortunately, 1006 00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:39.360 the jailer is uninterested in her pleas to free Maurice, 1007 00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:42.119 and it isn't until Prince Henry rides up. He's everywhere 1008 00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:44.639 these days. So Henry rides up, and he intervenes, and 1009 00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:47.840 the jailer stops as soon as sees the Prince. Danielle, 1010 00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:50.039 who Henry does not recognize because remember she kind of 1011 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:51.519 bowed her head immediately, so you didn't get a good 1012 00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:54.039 look at her, manages to sway the prince with a 1013 00:48:54.079 --> 00:48:57.519 quote from Utopia and orders Maurice free as da Vinci 1014 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:00.239 looks on, also impressed with Danielle, so then she takes 1015 00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:02.679 the twenty gold franks that the Prince gave her, gives 1016 00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:04.440 them to the jailer, and frees Maurice. 1017 00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:08.719 Danielle thanks Henry and excuses herself, but he follows. He's like, whoa, whoa, 1018 00:49:08.840 --> 00:49:11.920 who are you before any woman who can quote Thomas 1019 00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:14.840 Moore is worth the time, right. She claims to be 1020 00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:17.480 a cousin visiting from out of town. She's like, oh, 1021 00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:19.719 I'm visiting a cousin. He's like, which cousin? My cousin? 1022 00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:20.519 Who's on first? 1023 00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:23.519 Yeah? Like, basically, she's doing everything she can to like 1024 00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:25.719 dodge and weave him. She's like, I gotta go, I 1025 00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:29.639 gotta go. Once he mentions Thomas Moore, she becomes interested. 1026 00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:32.440 She turns around and she's like, the Prince has read Utopia? 1027 00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:36.320 How fascinating. And then he's like, I found it dull 1028 00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:40.000 and insipid. And she's like, oh, so you're an asshole, 1029 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:43.719 you got it, and she continues to walk away. He's like, whoa, whoa, 1030 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:47.239 whoa are you suggesting that you find me arrogant? And 1031 00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:50.440 she goes, well, you freed one man today, but did 1032 00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:52.280 you even look at the ten others who are about 1033 00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:53.800 to be shipped off to their deaths? 1034 00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:54.639 Fair point. 1035 00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:57.079 That is incredible they put that in this movie. And 1036 00:49:57.119 --> 00:49:59.880 then the Prince really does have a moment of oh fuck, 1037 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.960 I didn't like, I didn't look at any man like 1038 00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:06.599 that's about to be shipped off to certain death. Basically, 1039 00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:09.559 who was sold by someone? They did not have to 1040 00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.000 put that in this movie, and they did. 1041 00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:13.360 The movie gives the Prince an arc. 1042 00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:17.000 But it also gives the era context, like we have 1043 00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:21.920 romanticized these like ancient stories, these beautiful romantic Renaissance stories, 1044 00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:25.760 but people were literally like chattel back then. Danielle scolds him. 1045 00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:28.079 She continues to scold him because he's he shut her up. 1046 00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.880 She shut him up with that, like you're gonna let 1047 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:33.840 those other ten men die for no reason. And she's like, 1048 00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:36.800 you don't respect your subjects upon which your kingdom is built. 1049 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:39.239 They are they they are the legs on which we 1050 00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:41.400 all stand, and you don't know them, you don't care 1051 00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.159 about them, you never speak to them. And he said, well, naturally, 1052 00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:46.079 why would I speak to us to a peasant? And 1053 00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:49.039 she's like, there's nothing natural about it. Everything about this 1054 00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:52.159 is wrong, about this whole system of government is wrong. 1055 00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:55.360 She's calling that to the Prince, and he is so 1056 00:50:55.519 --> 00:50:59.360 stunned and kind of aroused that he's like, please, please 1057 00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:01.320 just tell me you're I need to know your name. 1058 00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:03.960 And she tells him that her name is in such 1059 00:51:03.960 --> 00:51:06.320 a perfect an accent that I cannot do, but I 1060 00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.960 will attempt the comtesse Nicole de l'ancre, which was the 1061 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.800 actual name of her mother. Her mother was not a 1062 00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:14.079 comtest though her mother was just Nicol delan cree. 1063 00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:16.440 Can I tell you. It took me almost the whole 1064 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:18.280 movie because I was like, wait, if her mother was 1065 00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:22.000 a comtest, because the comtest is actually higher in the nobility. 1066 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:23.800 Because I looked this up, because I got so confused. 1067 00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:25.719 Is a higher nobility than a baroness? 1068 00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:26.360 Huh? 1069 00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:28.280 So I'm like what And then I was like, oh, 1070 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.559 it's just the name she added the It took me 1071 00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:33.880 an embarrassingly long time to put that together. 1072 00:51:34.239 --> 00:51:36.280 I think maybe the first time I saw this movie, though, 1073 00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:38.239 I had the same reaction. Yeah, I was like, now, 1074 00:51:38.320 --> 00:51:40.280 to be fair to to me, I was a child 1075 00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:41.079 and you were an adult. 1076 00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:45.119 But it must be pointed out I have twenty years 1077 00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:46.840 on you. 1078 00:51:48.519 --> 00:51:50.239 But no, I actually think I had the same thought 1079 00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:53.199 where I was like, wait, she's she's she is wait 1080 00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:58.440 why is she putting up she's also royalty? Yeah, so 1081 00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:02.639 the queen away. So she goes Henry like a normal 1082 00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:06.719 queen does with her son. Yeah, and he gets distracted 1083 00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.800 and Danielle takes the opportunity to flee. 1084 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:11.079 So Henry goes to meet with his father, and the 1085 00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:13.679 king says that he's confined to the palace grounds to 1086 00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:17.840 protect the treaty with Spain. We cannot possibly overstate the 1087 00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:21.840 importance of the Treaty with Spain in the first hour 1088 00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:25.079 of this movie and the complete lack of importance of 1089 00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:26.079 it in the second hour. 1090 00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:30.719 Look, Paul France needs Spain to survive. England is hounding them. 1091 00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:33.440 We're in the middle, I think of one hundred years 1092 00:52:33.440 --> 00:52:37.239 War at this point. She is going down. We need allies, 1093 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:38.320 all right. 1094 00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:41.639 So Henry insists it's his life, and the Queen chimes 1095 00:52:41.639 --> 00:52:43.559 in and tells him you were born to privilege and 1096 00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:47.480 with that comes specific obligations, which is a really interesting 1097 00:52:47.559 --> 00:52:50.400 line because the Queen is saying that to talk about 1098 00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:52.960 the arranged marriage with Spain, but it will kind of 1099 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:55.480 get twisted through the movie to be like, you were 1100 00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:58.320 born to privilege and you are now you're obligated to 1101 00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:00.760 take care of those less fortunate than you, which is 1102 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:03.880 a pretty high level message for this movie to undertake. 1103 00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:07.480 This That's what I got from watching this yesterday. I remembered. 1104 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:09.320 I can't tell you enough how I remembered. This is 1105 00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:10.800 a terrible movie. And I was like, this is gonna 1106 00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:13.360 be bad, and then I watched it and I was like, actually, no, 1107 00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:14.239 this movie is. 1108 00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:15.440 Kind kind of great. 1109 00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:18.880 It has a really beautiful point that it makes. 1110 00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.960 Yeah, I agree. The King snaps that Henry will marry 1111 00:53:21.960 --> 00:53:24.280 the Spanish princess or he will deny him the crown 1112 00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:30.039 and live forever. The King and the Queen, I don't 1113 00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:31.880 put too much of them in the in the recap, 1114 00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:34.239 but they're really fun and they're funny. They're played by 1115 00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:36.960 like two good, like British character actors, and they're they're 1116 00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:37.639 really a good time. 1117 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.480 Danielle arrives back at the estate with Maurice and there 1118 00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:44.000 is much rejoicing. There's a very sweet scene where Maurice 1119 00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:48.199 gets reunited with his thousand year old wife. The two 1120 00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:53.559 of them clutch bones, and then Paulette joins the group 1121 00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:55.719 hug and then Danielle joins the group hug and it's like, 1122 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.559 my fan, her actual family is back together again. She 1123 00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:02.440 finds the Baroness in a towering rage though over Danielle 1124 00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:07.559 failing to tell her about encountering Henry that morning. Danielle 1125 00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.039 tells her almost nothing. She does a very good job 1126 00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:12.639 of playing dumb. The Baroness is just simply too thrilled 1127 00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:15.239 at her belief that Marguerite had a moment with Henry 1128 00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:18.119 to notice that Danielle is lying to her, and she's like, oh, whatever, 1129 00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:20.159 you stupid girl. Don't worry about it. You don't know 1130 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:22.519 what to do with royalty, my Marguerite does. 1131 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.679 We cut back to Henry, still glowing with youth. He's 1132 00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:26.599 walking with the Queen. 1133 00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:31.960 Can we cut back to Henry Crow's feet glistening in 1134 00:54:32.039 --> 00:54:36.599 the sun, the. 1135 00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.679 Yellowing of his skin barely visible under the cakedn makeup. 1136 00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:43.360 So mean, he's so hot, you guys. 1137 00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:46.000 It's like, I'm worried you Gray Scott's going to hear 1138 00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:51.639 this and not fuck me. So just would would would. 1139 00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:54.000 Would would happily you were just too old for this. 1140 00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:55.400 But I'm still glad you're in it. But I am 1141 00:54:55.400 --> 00:54:58.880 going to tease you about it. So Henry asks the 1142 00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:02.039 Queen if she knows the comtest Nicole, and the Queen 1143 00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:04.679 says she doesn't, And then the King walks up and 1144 00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:07.599 says he's thought of a compromise. He's throwing a ball. 1145 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:11.079 In five days to celebrate Da Vinci's arrival, Henry is 1146 00:55:11.119 --> 00:55:14.119 required to announce his choice of bride at midnight on 1147 00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:17.280 that day. If he has no choice, the King will 1148 00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:18.400 choose for him. 1149 00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:20.960 The Baroness is thrilled to receive the news of it. 1150 00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:25.320 An invitation to the ball from the Royal Page played 1151 00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:29.400 by Toby Jones. There's this like little thing where she 1152 00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:31.800 flirts with him and she gives him that she gives 1153 00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:34.199 him the like like she gives him hope that one 1154 00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:36.800 day she will have sex with him, which she absolutely 1155 00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:40.599 never ever, ever, ever ever will, But she's like using 1156 00:55:40.679 --> 00:55:43.199 him for as her mole inside the inside the palace. 1157 00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:44.480 Right, Can I ask you a question? 1158 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:45.199 Yes? 1159 00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:47.719 Is Toby Jones dressed like a playing card? 1160 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:54.280 He is dressing exactly like one of the Queen's like 1161 00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:55.119 men from. 1162 00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:57.159 Allis in Wonderland, right, Yeah, Like. 1163 00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.320 Yeah, it is, it is. He looks straight out of 1164 00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:01.719 the Alice in Wonderland. 1165 00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:04.800 Cartoons, and nobody else does everyone else's costumes. I don't 1166 00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:06.559 know if they're historically accurate, but they're. 1167 00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:09.119 Like, I don't know, because I feel like that royal 1168 00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:12.840 guardsman that he's friends with, that's true fits with him. 1169 00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:14.559 Yeah, n also looks. 1170 00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:16.760 Like he walked right off of that cartoon and into 1171 00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:17.239 this movie. 1172 00:56:17.320 --> 00:56:19.960 You're right, You are right. That guy also matches that. 1173 00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:22.960 So the Baroness pays the royal page off to tell 1174 00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:25.639 her everything he knows about the prince, and he eagerly 1175 00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:28.960 tells you that Henry will be playing tennis the following day. 1176 00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:32.360 All right, So the Baroness starts planning Marguerite's outfit for 1177 00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:35.400 the tennis match, and she remembers that Danielle's mother had 1178 00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:38.679 some nice things which are now meant to be Danielle's dowry. 1179 00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:42.920 Jacqueline protests that Danielle's things should be left for Danielle 1180 00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.239 to wear to the ball, but the Baroness and Marguerite 1181 00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:48.199 are delighted at the finery and at the still ugly shoes. 1182 00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:51.480 So now we are looking at the ultimate glass slippers 1183 00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:53.519 that we saw in the beginning of the film with 1184 00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:56.880 the Grand Dame, and the dress that she will ultimately wear. 1185 00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:58.079 The dress is beautiful. 1186 00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:01.119 The dress is beautiful. Yeah, give that. Danielle enters to 1187 00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:05.000 find her step family cooing over her things, and Marguerite 1188 00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:07.800 and Rod Miller quickly cover by saying they were only 1189 00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:10.280 airing the things out for Danielle to wear, provided she 1190 00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:11.920 gets her choice done in time for the ball. Of 1191 00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:15.639 course she's going to go, and sweet stupid Danielle buys it, 1192 00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:18.719 and Jacqueline is so disgusted she like walks out and 1193 00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:21.519 she like huffs, and Danielle's like, what's the matter with her? 1194 00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:25.719 And Marguerite goes she doesn't want you to go. 1195 00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.960 To the movie's credit, Danielle does look like confused by that. 1196 00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:32.559 She's not hurt. She's like, but that's not like her, 1197 00:57:32.679 --> 00:57:33.440 that's like you. 1198 00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:35.719 Yeah, what's happening. What's happening? Did you switch places? 1199 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:37.239 Is there a Freaky Friday happening? 1200 00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:38.000 Yeah? 1201 00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:45.400 We cut to Henry and Leonardo Signor. Leonardo's like, all right, 1202 00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:48.760 now we're best friends, you and me. Mister Prince, he's 1203 00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:51.039 getting worse and more and more cock me as I 1204 00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:51.320 go on. 1205 00:57:51.440 --> 00:57:53.280 He's inches from Eliza Dulittle's father. 1206 00:57:53.360 --> 00:58:01.039 At this point, they're philosophizing over the count of soulmates, 1207 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:03.440 because again, the Prince is sixteen, and that's the kind 1208 00:58:03.440 --> 00:58:05.519 of thing you think about when you're sixteen. Well, Da 1209 00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:09.559 Vinci tries out his water walking shoes. This is super cool. Actually, 1210 00:58:09.599 --> 00:58:11.159 I do love that. I do love when they pull 1211 00:58:11.199 --> 00:58:13.760 out little real like Da vinciisms in the film and 1212 00:58:13.800 --> 00:58:16.440 put them in. At the same time, Danielle is going 1213 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:19.639 truffle hunting with her truffle pig, because of course why not. 1214 00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.559 She sees how gross she is, how dirty her hands are. 1215 00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:24.400 She decides to take a swim to get some of 1216 00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:27.480 the dirt out from her body. So we cut to 1217 00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:30.360 her floating. She's wearing she didn't get naked, she's wearing 1218 00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:33.679 her like undergarments. But she's like floating in the pond, 1219 00:58:33.960 --> 00:58:36.840 cheerfully looking up at the sky, just having a blissful 1220 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:40.400 moment of peace. And then she sees old man da 1221 00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:44.920 Vinci hovering over her all of a sudden because he's walking. 1222 00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:47.719 He's literally walking on water with his little boat shoes, 1223 00:58:48.119 --> 00:58:51.000 and he goes, lovely day for a swim, visit it 1224 00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:53.639 and she goes, ah, he slips over and they both 1225 00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:56.280 fall into the water. The two of them go make 1226 00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:59.519 it back to the shore. Henry recognizes Danielle this time 1227 00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:01.519 and he goes, it's you, and she goes, oh, hi, 1228 00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:05.679 it's me. It's me again. They start to flirt spar 1229 00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:09.079 again until she hears Jacqueline calling out for Danielle, and 1230 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:11.960 she goes, well, gotta go, and she runs off as 1231 00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.960 Henry shouts an invitation to the tennis match. That is 1232 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:16.800 a red flag right there. If a man's like, I'm 1233 00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:18.639 playing a sport. Do you want to come watch? 1234 00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:18.840 You? 1235 00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:24.119 Come watch me? Place? No nos? Yeah. At the estate, 1236 00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:27.440 Danielle learns from Jacqueline that the Prince has freed all 1237 00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:30.280 the men sent to America and decreed that everyone who 1238 00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:34.320 sales must be compensated. Okay, so we're seeing progress in 1239 00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:37.320 the prince here. Yeah, welcome to the resistance, Prince Henry. 1240 00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:41.920 The Baroness is uninterested in Henry's newfound love of his 1241 00:59:41.960 --> 00:59:45.000 fellow man and more focused on this comtesse that has 1242 00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:47.079 entered the picture. She needs to needs to get some 1243 00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:49.920 information so she can pull this woman down that's captured 1244 00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:53.039 the Prince's imagination. We cut to the tennis match, which 1245 00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:55.760 now earlier in the film, these must have been featured. 1246 00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:57.199 But was this the moment the film that you went 1247 00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:59.079 codpeaced piece? 1248 01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:02.840 But it's funny. The codpiece was there the entire time. 1249 01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:06.079 There have always been codpieces, but these tennis cod pieces 1250 01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:07.039 are hilarious. 1251 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:08.760 They look like they have two or three tennis ball 1252 01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:10.639 stuffed in them, like they are ample, you know. 1253 01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:13.000 How like tennis players sometimes put tennis balls like in 1254 01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:13.599 their shorts. 1255 01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:14.440 Yeah, that's must see. 1256 01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:16.440 What's happening there, right, is they have just tennis balls 1257 01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:17.559 shoved in those codpieces. 1258 01:00:17.599 --> 01:00:20.559 Because it's they're very they're very jutting out. 1259 01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:22.800 I think the costume designer did a really decent job 1260 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:26.119 in this movie of making it like feel somewhat contemporary, 1261 01:00:26.159 --> 01:00:29.800 but like everything is technically correct. This has had to 1262 01:00:29.840 --> 01:00:31.079 be what they would have played tennis. 1263 01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:35.559 I guess absurd. They're absurd. It's just like my eye. 1264 01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:37.159 I wasn't even trying to be gross, but my eye 1265 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:38.800 was just drawn immediately to their crotches. 1266 01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:41.480 IM possible not to well, I think that's also part 1267 01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.400 of it. He's like, come watch me play tennis. 1268 01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:44.800 He's literally peacocking. 1269 01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:48.480 Yeah, like, look at my giant, enormous codpiece. And he 1270 01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:50.400 and the other guy playing are both are all wearing 1271 01:00:50.519 --> 01:00:53.519 are wearing all white. They're wearing less clothes than they 1272 01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:55.960 normally do, so this is their sporting looks. Although they 1273 01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:58.239 are wearing four layers of clothes each. 1274 01:00:58.400 --> 01:00:59.960 They're showing a flash of ankle. 1275 01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:03.480 Prefer yeah basically, and then enormous fucking piece. 1276 01:01:03.719 --> 01:01:07.280 It is excellent that they're playing this tennis. It's kind 1277 01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:09.920 of a hybrid between tennis as we know it and 1278 01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:12.440 also handball, because sometimes they hit it against the will. 1279 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:18.159 Maybe that's historically accurate, historically accurate. Yeah, So the Prince 1280 01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:21.199 makes a leap into the stands after a ball, gasp, 1281 01:01:21.519 --> 01:01:23.760 the crowd can't believe it. He gets up, he starts 1282 01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:26.559 pulling all the handkerchiefs that women shoved into his clothes out, 1283 01:01:27.079 --> 01:01:30.480 and naturally, Marguerite has retrieved the ball and uses this 1284 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:32.000 moment to flirt again with the Prince. 1285 01:01:32.360 --> 01:01:36.400 Okay, we cut to the market. We meet the other 1286 01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:40.239 villain of the film, Pierre Lapew. First of all, can 1287 01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:43.519 I just give the writer, Yeah, well he name this 1288 01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:46.800 character Pierre Lapeux. It's so perfect, it's so perfect. 1289 01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:47.400 Ye. 1290 01:01:47.719 --> 01:01:52.800 And Pierre Lapew listeners is played by the great Richard O'Brien, 1291 01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:55.880 and the first like, as soon as you hear his voice, 1292 01:01:55.920 --> 01:02:00.239 you're like refrash. Yeah, it's excellent. He is so so 1293 01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:03.320 good in this movie. Absolutely no notes. Paul writes here, 1294 01:02:03.320 --> 01:02:08.679 and he's not wrong. A scaley wag, a scally wag. 1295 01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:11.360 He approaches Danielle. He is a merchant who has had 1296 01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:14.280 his eye on her for a while, even though he's 1297 01:02:14.360 --> 01:02:17.079 like twenty years older than her. He's like, I've admired 1298 01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:20.880 you since you were a girl. I'm like ah. Danielle 1299 01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:23.840 ignores his advances. She offers him some prunes, making a 1300 01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:27.280 joke at his about his age. He refuses to buy anything, 1301 01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:30.119 and then reminds her that his patronage is the key 1302 01:02:30.159 --> 01:02:32.079 to keeping that family farm afloat. 1303 01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:35.159 Yeah, if you don't know Richard O'Brien, you have to 1304 01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:37.280 picture him as the person who you would hire if 1305 01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:40.519 John Waters was too wholesome. Yeah, right, Like he's like 1306 01:02:40.599 --> 01:02:43.480 John Waters with the volume turned up. So we cut 1307 01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:46.239 to the estate that night and Danielle is stoking the 1308 01:02:46.280 --> 01:02:50.079 baroness's fire while listening to her stepmother mused about Marguerite's 1309 01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:53.639 chances with Henry. The subject of August comes up, and 1310 01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.719 there's a moment of genuine connection when the baroness comments 1311 01:02:57.880 --> 01:02:59.920 that Danielle looks like her father, But then she quick 1312 01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:03.440 dismisses Danielle when she tries to strike up a conversation 1313 01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:05.320 about him, like she says, you know, did you ever 1314 01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:06.840 actually love him? And then she says, well, how could 1315 01:03:06.840 --> 01:03:09.760 I barely knew him? Angelica Houston plays this so well. Yeah, 1316 01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:11.840 it almost catches her off guard that she's nice to 1317 01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:14.639 Danielle for a second, she forgot to be horrible and 1318 01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:17.199 then as soon as Danielle tries to reach back, she 1319 01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:18.199 like smacks her hand away. 1320 01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:20.440 Well, also, she makes she's so good. She makes it 1321 01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:22.400 very clear, Yes she loved aug Oos, but she's not 1322 01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:24.440 about to admit that to this girl. She's not about 1323 01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:27.599 to have common ground with this, with this girl that 1324 01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:29.480 she is now like relegated to a servant. 1325 01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:33.639 Exactly. Yeah, uh so, Erica. That's about halfway through the movie. 1326 01:03:33.679 --> 01:03:35.800 So I think we're gonna take a short commercial break here. 1327 01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.639 Stick around. You don't like these commercial breaks, go join 1328 01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:41.360 the Patreon and we will be right back to finish 1329 01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:45.440 out our talk on ever After ever After. I'm waiting 1330 01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:57.000 for it, and we're back, Paul. 1331 01:03:57.039 --> 01:03:59.360 Did you get the commercial for Pierre le Piuze cologne? 1332 01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:01.199 Oh, they really are listening to us. 1333 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:06.480 The lapew from the cologne is called Scaliwag from the 1334 01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:07.360 House of La Pew. 1335 01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:10.199 It smells like fresh dirt and halatosis. 1336 01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:16.039 It smells like sexual harassment and bad teeth. The other 1337 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:18.039 commercial I got was for twenty gold coins. Do you 1338 01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:22.079 need to buy a servant gas. We suggest twenty gold coins. 1339 01:04:22.679 --> 01:04:24.400 I got the I got the commercial for not the 1340 01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:27.480 not Pepe Lapuse Fragance. I got it for for Marguerite 1341 01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:29.079 against Fragrance. It's called Bitch. 1342 01:04:34.519 --> 01:04:37.880 I also got a commercial for for Gustav's hair salon. 1343 01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:41.039 Oh yeah, oh good, but you can't get an appointment the. 1344 01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:44.920 Gustav salon on Madison Avenue. The good luck getting in there, bitches. 1345 01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:46.760 Yeah. The other one I got was for the Drew 1346 01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:49.599 Barrymore class at the Learning Annex for a perfect French accent. 1347 01:04:52.239 --> 01:04:55.400 Oh yeah, that's her. That's her partnership with Duo Lingo. 1348 01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:58.559 Yeah yeah, that's her. That's her side hustle. Right now, 1349 01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.440 everyone's gotta have sid hustle Leven Drew Amore. 1350 01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:06.320 The next day, Danielle is flying a kite, one of 1351 01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:11.159 the kites that Senora da Vinci has given her, and 1352 01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:14.199 Gustav paints a landscape and calls Danielle out on having 1353 01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:17.039 feelings for the prince. She's like, ah ah, he's disgusting, 1354 01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:21.719 and Gustav is like girl, girl, girl, okay, maybe he 1355 01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:25.199 is gay. Men and women can be friends. When Harry 1356 01:05:25.239 --> 01:05:28.119 met Sally is wrong. She actually insists that she'd be 1357 01:05:28.199 --> 01:05:30.840 thrilled for the prince to marry Barguerite so that Marguerite 1358 01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:33.440 and her mother would leave the estate and Danielle could 1359 01:05:33.440 --> 01:05:36.400 get it back on its feet without having them there 1360 01:05:36.920 --> 01:05:37.719 sucking it dry. 1361 01:05:37.920 --> 01:05:39.719 The movie is also it does a pretty good job 1362 01:05:39.760 --> 01:05:42.320 I think of seating that like a lot of Danielle 1363 01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:46.480 doing these chores is something of her own choice. Obviously 1364 01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:48.960 not to the extent that she is being forced into 1365 01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:51.880 serve her to the baroness, but like she enjoys working 1366 01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:52.559 the estate, I. 1367 01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:55.159 Think so too. She's trying to keep it afloat, and like, 1368 01:05:55.400 --> 01:05:58.920 if it's not Danielle, it's Paulette, who's middle aged, and 1369 01:05:59.079 --> 01:06:02.119 the two servants who are a thousand years old. Honestly, 1370 01:06:02.239 --> 01:06:04.440 I think part of the reason she makes them food 1371 01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:07.079 and stuff, like her her stepsisters and her stepmother is 1372 01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:09.440 because she's like trying to ease the burden of these 1373 01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:12.760 other students. At that moment, of course, Henry rides up. 1374 01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:14.559 He says he's looking for da Vinci because he sees 1375 01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:17.559 Davinci's kite in the distance. Right Meanwhile, by the way, 1376 01:06:17.760 --> 01:06:19.760 Danielle has seen the prince and is hiding behind. 1377 01:06:19.599 --> 01:06:22.559 A haystack, A very convenient haystack appears. 1378 01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:26.280 And then Henry asks Gustav about Danielle and or Nicole 1379 01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:30.719 de Comtesse, and Gustaf playfully tells him that Comtess is 1380 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:33.000 staying with her cousin, the rod Milla de Ghent, and 1381 01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:37.000 happens to be alone at the house at this very moment, 1382 01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:38.159 wouldn't you know? 1383 01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:39.920 Can you believe it? 1384 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:43.840 Can you believe it? The prince rides off towards the 1385 01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:46.800 house and Danielle like, is what's wrong with you? You idiot? 1386 01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:48.960 You told him I'm whole, I'm at home, and he's like, well, 1387 01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:49.840 then you better run. 1388 01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:53.480 Danielle flees back to the estate, somehow beating Henry there 1389 01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:55.840 despite his being on horseback. I guess maybe she was 1390 01:06:55.880 --> 01:06:57.559 able to take a shortcut through the woods or something 1391 01:06:57.639 --> 01:06:59.199 like that. Yeah, she's fast, yeap. 1392 01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:01.480 Look she has the arm. She has the arm of 1393 01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:02.480 Tom Brady and. 1394 01:07:02.559 --> 01:07:10.719 The speed of Usain Bolt. She manages, with Paulte and 1395 01:07:10.760 --> 01:07:14.880 Louise's help, some quick contest drag. Henry arrives and she 1396 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:17.639 answers the door, and he invites Danielle to join him 1397 01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:19.760 on a trip to the monastery. What was dating in 1398 01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:23.320 the fifteen hundred exprance. Can you imagine someone being like, 1399 01:07:23.559 --> 01:07:25.239 I'd love to take you out some time. We can 1400 01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:31.079 go to a monastery. Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes, 1401 01:07:31.239 --> 01:07:36.519 Like he dismisses Laurent and his escort and the two 1402 01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:38.400 head out alone. I don't think that's how that works. 1403 01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:41.199 I don't think the prince, who is a known flight risk, 1404 01:07:41.400 --> 01:07:44.039 being like I'm good here at all. The guards, who 1405 01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:49.039 again are responsible to the Royal Palace for his safety, 1406 01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:51.519 would be like, all right, go to the monastery. 1407 01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:55.079 Also, what kind of comtesse is this who's just allowed 1408 01:07:55.119 --> 01:07:57.800 to be off alone with men without a chaperon? 1409 01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:05.320 Right? Or they go to the library. Danielle goes full 1410 01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:07.760 bell from Beauty and the Beast about books. I mean, 1411 01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:10.360 all of these princesses like books. I like books a lot. 1412 01:08:10.719 --> 01:08:13.239 I like books a lot, But like one princess that's 1413 01:08:13.320 --> 01:08:15.280 really into like car radiators. 1414 01:08:15.079 --> 01:08:17.119 We gotta have just one who's not into books. 1415 01:08:17.359 --> 01:08:21.279 One who loves crocodile wrestling like this game one of us, or. 1416 01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:23.760 Just one who's like books are okay, but I'd rather 1417 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:24.439 be outside. 1418 01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:29.680 Yeah, I'd rather climb a tree. So she and Henry 1419 01:08:29.800 --> 01:08:34.039 continue to talk and flirt, and Henry is just absolutely 1420 01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:37.039 like taken by her passion for books and her passion 1421 01:08:37.079 --> 01:08:39.760 for life, and he can't believe how he's wasted his 1422 01:08:39.880 --> 01:08:41.199 forty seven years on the planet. 1423 01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:48.159 Meanwhile, in town, Toby Jones hands the Baroness a necklace 1424 01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:50.640 that he lifted from the queen with a plan for 1425 01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:53.159 her to get ingratiate herself to the queen, and so 1426 01:08:53.279 --> 01:08:57.239 the Baroness has Marguerite return it to the queen, directly 1427 01:08:57.760 --> 01:09:01.119 impressing the queen with her honesty. He's like, why don't 1428 01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:03.119 you come over the next day for tea and bring 1429 01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:05.600 your mother with you? And I must simply get to 1430 01:09:05.640 --> 01:09:08.920 know everything about this lovely girl who approached me. Marguerite 1431 01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:12.640 plays it beautifully. She's like, oh, I'm too, too humbled, 1432 01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:15.079 your majesty, like she's very good. 1433 01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:17.920 On their way back to the estate, the cart carrying 1434 01:09:17.960 --> 01:09:20.760 Henry and Danielle loses a wheel. His guard, who he 1435 01:09:20.840 --> 01:09:22.760 dismissed in the previous scene as we talked about, is 1436 01:09:22.840 --> 01:09:26.000 now there again. His guard is like, we'll head back 1437 01:09:26.039 --> 01:09:28.439 to the monastery, and Danielle is like, we'll walk back, 1438 01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:31.760 and the guard's like okay, and Henry's like, okay, and 1439 01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:33.560 I'm like, what is happening? 1440 01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:36.439 She likes walking, Paul, She's not like other girls. 1441 01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.159 But the guard wouldn't let That's the thing that's blowing 1442 01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:42.640 my mind. Don't let the prince out of your sight. 1443 01:09:42.800 --> 01:09:45.680 She has the arm of Patrick Mahomes, the legs of 1444 01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:49.800 Jackie Joyner Cursey, and the walking feet of Cheryl Straight. 1445 01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:56.159 The hiking abilities of a Himalayan Sherpa Ah. 1446 01:09:58.279 --> 01:10:02.039 So obviously they immediately get lost in the woods. Danielle 1447 01:10:02.279 --> 01:10:03.439 climbs a tree. 1448 01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:07.319 Like, but I mean the highest tree, the redwood. 1449 01:10:07.439 --> 01:10:08.760 We cut to the scene, right and. 1450 01:10:10.880 --> 01:10:11.279 So hard. 1451 01:10:11.600 --> 01:10:13.800 Henry is on the ground, and Henry's like, I can't 1452 01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:15.479 believe I got lost in my own woods. 1453 01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:16.079 What the fuck? 1454 01:10:16.399 --> 01:10:17.520 And he's like, can I can't believe it? 1455 01:10:17.560 --> 01:10:19.399 Almost like I have been responsible for any of my 1456 01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:21.319 own well being for my entire life. 1457 01:10:21.199 --> 01:10:23.880 My entire life. And he's like, and I can't believe. 1458 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:25.880 I let you climb to the up that tree in 1459 01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:29.279 your undergarments. And then we cut to Danielle and guys, 1460 01:10:29.319 --> 01:10:31.560 I'm not kidding. She is two hundred feet up if 1461 01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:35.079 she is a minute, she's on a skyscraper in the sky, 1462 01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:37.479 and she's like, well, I couldn't very well climb up 1463 01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:39.840 here with my dress on, could I? And she's like, 1464 01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:42.840 I see the castle, it's over there. How did she 1465 01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:46.960 get up so high? She has the climbing ability of 1466 01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:53.760 a fucking Howler monkey. She is an X man. Why 1467 01:10:53.840 --> 01:10:55.560 did she in this movie? She needs to be a 1468 01:10:55.640 --> 01:10:57.000 professor X's house today. 1469 01:10:57.640 --> 01:10:58.399 She's a mutant. 1470 01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.039 So he's like, you climb trees, you read books, you 1471 01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:04.399 talk like a person. Is there anything you can't do? 1472 01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:07.960 And she goes, I can't fly. It's cheeseballd. 1473 01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:08.479 But I know what. 1474 01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:10.399 I'm into it. I'm into it. 1475 01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:12.520 The movie has me enough now that I'm kind of 1476 01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:13.479 with it. I kind of it. 1477 01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:14.800 I don't even care that she says. 1478 01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:16.479 It like this, I can't fly. 1479 01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:26.640 That was almost too accurate. 1480 01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:34.680 You like full Dick van Dyke. She cannot do the accent, okay. 1481 01:11:34.960 --> 01:11:37.800 So the Prince is looking up at her adoringly, and 1482 01:11:37.880 --> 01:11:40.199 then all of a sudden he hears and he looks 1483 01:11:40.279 --> 01:11:43.920 back down and rote, row, there's a man there, and 1484 01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:47.199 it's the same highwaymen from the from the beginning of the. 1485 01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:49.279 Film, More Avenue Buccaneers. 1486 01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:51.800 The Prince shouts at Danielle to stay up in the tree. 1487 01:11:52.479 --> 01:11:54.640 There are games of foots, madam, and then the music 1488 01:11:54.680 --> 01:11:57.239 gets all jaunty, and the Prince takes out his sword 1489 01:11:57.439 --> 01:11:59.920 and a scabbard, and one of the highwaymen takes out 1490 01:11:59.920 --> 01:12:02.119 a sword and they start to they start to fight. 1491 01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:05.720 It's fun. It's like cavalier. Danielle, of course, doesn't do 1492 01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:08.600 as she's told. She comes down from the tree, she 1493 01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:10.920 gets captured by another one of the highwaymen. There's like 1494 01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:12.800 ten of them. I don't know why Prince Henry thinks 1495 01:12:12.800 --> 01:12:13.760 he can fight them all off. 1496 01:12:13.680 --> 01:12:15.359 With the sword. Again, just had a bunch of people 1497 01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:17.239 dropping their swords in front of him. Because he's the prince, 1498 01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:19.319 does no idea what the real world is like. 1499 01:12:19.680 --> 01:12:22.680 No, Henry says, let her go. Your quarrel is with me, 1500 01:12:23.159 --> 01:12:25.960 and their leader agrees, and Danielle starts to get hoity 1501 01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:29.439 toity with them. She says, because she's not a Wilton flower, 1502 01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:31.920 this girl. She's like, I demand that you give me 1503 01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:34.079 a horse since you're taking back, since you're stealing my 1504 01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:38.079 escort from me. The leader likes her moxie. They start 1505 01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:40.800 to laugh, but they also appreciate her, and they're like, Madam, 1506 01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:44.399 I give you my word, you can take whatever you 1507 01:12:44.520 --> 01:12:48.000 can carry. And she goes very well, still hoity toity, 1508 01:12:48.079 --> 01:12:50.800 and she marches over to Henry. She takes one of 1509 01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:53.880 his arms, she puts it over her shoulder. She lifts 1510 01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:57.600 Henry up on her back, turns and nods to the highwayman, 1511 01:12:58.039 --> 01:13:02.880 and then walks off with him. The highwayman leader bursts 1512 01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:06.199 into laughter, and he's like, okay, okay, you can stay. 1513 01:13:06.600 --> 01:13:08.680 You can have a horse. Now. She and the Prince 1514 01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:12.920 have become friends with this band of highwaymen. Should we 1515 01:13:13.079 --> 01:13:15.199 talk for a minute of what the movie calls them? 1516 01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:19.079 Though, Yeah, the movie will repeatedly use the slur for 1517 01:13:19.159 --> 01:13:20.840 the Romani people, the G slur. 1518 01:13:21.039 --> 01:13:23.199 I'm just going to say it, Gypsy. I genuinely don't 1519 01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:24.239 think anyone would get offended. 1520 01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:26.520 Yeah, I don't think so. It's talking about I think 1521 01:13:26.520 --> 01:13:29.359 it's also it was very accepted back. 1522 01:13:29.279 --> 01:13:32.239 Then, back in nineteen ninety eight, extremely accepted. 1523 01:13:32.279 --> 01:13:35.239 I think a lot of people wouldn't even consider it 1524 01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:37.680 offensive today, or know that it was considered offensive. 1525 01:13:37.920 --> 01:13:41.720 I actually know someone of this of this ethnic group, 1526 01:13:41.960 --> 01:13:44.479 ethnic group. I actually don't know how to subscribe, right. 1527 01:13:44.840 --> 01:13:46.920 She refers to herself as a Gypsy to this day 1528 01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:49.279 in twenty twenty four, so like twenty twenty five. So 1529 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:51.720 I think there's some people who would just do not 1530 01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:55.279 find it terribly offensive. But anyway, the movie continuously refers 1531 01:13:55.319 --> 01:13:56.279 to them as gypsies. 1532 01:13:56.399 --> 01:13:58.920 All right, So he invites them to spend the night 1533 01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:01.399 with his band, and we cut to them at the camp. 1534 01:14:01.640 --> 01:14:04.439 Danielle and Henry are playing rock paper scissors, and Henry 1535 01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:08.079 admits that he has no desire to be king. Honestly, 1536 01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:11.000 the fact that Dougray Scott is able to like because 1537 01:14:11.039 --> 01:14:13.399 my immediate reaction is like, have him clean his own 1538 01:14:13.479 --> 01:14:16.880 chamber pot once and see how much he fucking likes 1539 01:14:17.319 --> 01:14:19.199 being a prince? Like does he even realize that ten 1540 01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:21.840 guardsmen have been executed for losing him? All right? So 1541 01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:24.960 Danielle tells him he could do wonderful things as a king, 1542 01:14:25.039 --> 01:14:27.159 and Henry is like, I want to be my own person, 1543 01:14:27.760 --> 01:14:30.600 and Danielle echoes his mother's quote about being born into 1544 01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:34.039 privilege and that comes with specific obligations, right, So now 1545 01:14:34.039 --> 01:14:36.520 we're starting to twist this quote, and Henry tells her 1546 01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:40.680 that he is hypnotized by her mouth again, every every 1547 01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:44.880 kudo imaginable to do Gray for making that not creepy, 1548 01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:46.960 because that should be creepy. 1549 01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:49.640 He is really sexy in this scene, and you're right, 1550 01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:52.079 because he goes from being a petulant asshole to like 1551 01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:56.159 a creep monster. And yet somehow this fucking actor is 1552 01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:57.920 making it all work. I did. 1553 01:14:58.399 --> 01:15:00.640 He leans in for a kiss and to make out, 1554 01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:06.520 and the road pirates all go like a bunch of teenagers. 1555 01:15:07.239 --> 01:15:12.000 Lady and gentlemen are kissing. Henry drops Danielle off at 1556 01:15:12.039 --> 01:15:15.039 the estate and insists that she call him Henry the 1557 01:15:15.079 --> 01:15:17.079 whole time she's been calling him my lord. And he 1558 01:15:17.159 --> 01:15:19.640 kisses her good night, and he asks her to meet 1559 01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:23.199 him the next day, and she says she'll try. Henry 1560 01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:26.199 rushes back to the palace, his parents dead asleep. 1561 01:15:26.399 --> 01:15:27.119 Yes, they have not. 1562 01:15:27.239 --> 01:15:29.479 Given a shit that he did not come home last night. 1563 01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:32.680 He opens the curtains to their bedroom that they share, 1564 01:15:32.760 --> 01:15:35.960 which no way, zero chance this couple shares a bed. 1565 01:15:36.720 --> 01:15:38.920 He opens the canopy to their bed, and he announces 1566 01:15:39.039 --> 01:15:40.920 to his sleeping parents that I want to build a 1567 01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:43.560 university that all people could attend. 1568 01:15:43.880 --> 01:15:46.840 Yeah, does that happen? In France? They're known for like 1569 01:15:46.920 --> 01:15:48.439 helping their peasantry, right, they. 1570 01:15:48.479 --> 01:15:52.800 Worked out beautifully? Yeah, absolutely beautifully, but he's like, I 1571 01:15:52.840 --> 01:15:55.000 want to build a university that all people could join, 1572 01:15:55.079 --> 01:15:56.880 and then and they're like, who the fuck are you what? 1573 01:15:58.720 --> 01:16:01.399 Like Henry has now found purpose thanks to Danielle. 1574 01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:04.159 The next morning, Danielle is asleep in bed and she 1575 01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:06.960 decides to get sassy to the Barreness and her stepsisters. 1576 01:16:07.279 --> 01:16:09.520 Poor choice, but she's eighteen. I get it, like, you 1577 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:11.920 put up with these women for a decade of them 1578 01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:14.399 being horrible to you, and you you just made out 1579 01:16:14.439 --> 01:16:16.159 with the prince all night and you don't want to 1580 01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:20.399 deal with it anymore. The Baroness and Marguerite retaliate. She 1581 01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:22.239 tells her that she won't be going to the ball 1582 01:16:22.319 --> 01:16:25.520 and that Marguerite will be wearing her mother's clothing. So 1583 01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:27.800 Danielle follows them in and she sees them trying on 1584 01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:30.640 the clothes and she goes, those are my mother's and 1585 01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:33.479 Marguerite sneers back, yes, and she's. 1586 01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:38.039 Dead like caam genuinely like scar. 1587 01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:41.600 Danielle punches her and grabs the shoes out of her 1588 01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:44.640 hand and then chases her around the estate. Marguerite manages 1589 01:16:44.640 --> 01:16:46.439 to get the hold of a copy of Utopia that 1590 01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:49.880 Danielle's father gave her and demands the shoes or she says, 1591 01:16:49.880 --> 01:16:52.000 I'll drop it in the fire. Danielle is torn. She 1592 01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:54.079 doesn't know what to do. You know, my mother's things 1593 01:16:54.159 --> 01:16:56.359 or my father's things. What can I save? The Baroness 1594 01:16:56.439 --> 01:16:59.319 walks up and she demands the shoes. Danielle gives in. 1595 01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:02.239 She hands them to her, and Marguerite drops the book 1596 01:17:02.279 --> 01:17:06.439 in the fire anyway, and Danielle's weeps as Jacqueline gasps 1597 01:17:06.520 --> 01:17:07.880 in horror at her mother and sister. 1598 01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:10.760 Horrible, truly horrible. 1599 01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:11.520 Yeah. 1600 01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:14.960 We cut to a little bit later that day. Danielle 1601 01:17:15.039 --> 01:17:16.960 not only has her book been burned and her dress 1602 01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:19.399 been stolen in all of this nonsense, but she's been 1603 01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:23.560 lashed for insubordination. She's on her bed and like Jacqueline 1604 01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:26.399 is tending to her wounds, and like they really went 1605 01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:28.439 to town on her. It sucks. We cut to the 1606 01:17:28.520 --> 01:17:31.680 Baroness and Marguerite's audience with the Queen. Right the remember 1607 01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:35.159 they have been invited to tea and they explain Marguerite's 1608 01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:38.079 black eye as her having saved a baby from a 1609 01:17:38.159 --> 01:17:43.760 runaway horse. The Queen asks if they know this contest 1610 01:17:43.840 --> 01:17:46.960 that everyone has heard so much about, and The baroness 1611 01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:51.039 recognizes the name of Danielle's mother and quickly puts two 1612 01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:54.560 and two together, and she goes, why, yes, in fact, 1613 01:17:54.680 --> 01:17:57.199 she's staying with us. Marguerite's like, huh, what the fuck 1614 01:17:57.279 --> 01:17:59.880 is happening? And she goes, you know her by another name, 1615 01:18:00.119 --> 01:18:04.119 my dear, you like to call her Cinderella, And Megan 1616 01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:08.920 Dodds gets it, just silently walks ten feet away and 1617 01:18:09.079 --> 01:18:13.439 has a fit, an actual fit, just like bah, like screaming, 1618 01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:16.760 jumping up, It's like like clutching at her pearls, and 1619 01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:20.359 then sits back down calmly, as if nothing had happened. 1620 01:18:20.399 --> 01:18:22.880 And the Queen is like, what was that? 1621 01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:25.680 Are you okay? And she's like, there was a bee? 1622 01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:30.439 Excellent, Megan Dodds. 1623 01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:31.119 You are a queen. 1624 01:18:31.359 --> 01:18:35.239 You are a queen. Danielle heads to meet Henry, determined 1625 01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:37.439 to tell him the truth. Honestly, what is her schedule? 1626 01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:39.800 It feels like rod Milla could be filling her days 1627 01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:42.680 a little bit more. I'm just gonna say it. Henry 1628 01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:45.159 is buzzing with his feelings for her. He tells her 1629 01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:47.680 he hasn't slept for fear of waking and finding out. 1630 01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:50.479 The last day was a dream. Okay, that's romantic. That 1631 01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:55.279 that's not your mouth of hypnotizing me. That's just actually romantic. Yeah. 1632 01:18:55.760 --> 01:18:57.640 He tells her that he will tell the world how 1633 01:18:57.680 --> 01:19:01.039 he feels the following night at the ball, and Danielle 1634 01:19:01.159 --> 01:19:04.319 loses her resolve and just tells him honestly that last 1635 01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:06.000 night was the happiest night of her life. 1636 01:19:06.359 --> 01:19:08.760 There's a moment here where he kisses her and he 1637 01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:12.600 like he hugs her, and because her back is injured, 1638 01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:15.760 she like pulls away. She's like ow and she pulls away. 1639 01:19:15.800 --> 01:19:17.079 He's like, did I hurt you? And she's like I 1640 01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:19.680 have to go, and she runs away. It is so sad. 1641 01:19:19.800 --> 01:19:22.520 The scene is so good. Back at the estate, the 1642 01:19:22.600 --> 01:19:25.800 baroness is furious that the dress and slippers have disappeared. 1643 01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:29.119 She demands to know where Danielle has hid them. Danielle's like, well, 1644 01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:33.920 maybe they went wherever the candlesticks went and the tapestries 1645 01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:36.479 went and the mirror went. Where is all our stuff 1646 01:19:36.600 --> 01:19:36.960 you wore. 1647 01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:42.119 Danielle's getting real mouthy mouth, real fucking but she. 1648 01:19:42.199 --> 01:19:44.520 Is at the end of her rope with these bitches. Yeah, 1649 01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:48.600 the baroness snaps back at her that she's better return 1650 01:19:48.680 --> 01:19:51.760 the dress, and Danielle shouts that she would rather die 1651 01:19:51.840 --> 01:19:55.279 a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, 1652 01:19:55.760 --> 01:19:59.319 selfish cow, pointing at Marguerite's a good mome. 1653 01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:01.720 We've been hard Sean Drew Barrymorey. But this is a 1654 01:20:01.760 --> 01:20:03.159 really good moment for her. I'm not going to say 1655 01:20:03.199 --> 01:20:04.960 the accent is great, but the emotion is there. 1656 01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:08.359 It's so good. She's so good there, and the Baroness 1657 01:20:08.479 --> 01:20:10.319 just looks at her coldly and says, well, that can 1658 01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:11.000 be arranged. 1659 01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:12.319 Whoa damn. 1660 01:20:13.479 --> 01:20:15.800 The Baroness then locks her in the kitchen and demands 1661 01:20:15.840 --> 01:20:18.920 and her daughters gather everything that's valuable to sell, and 1662 01:20:19.119 --> 01:20:21.880 Jacqueline is trying to like de escalate the situation. 1663 01:20:22.279 --> 01:20:24.079 Poor Jacqueline, she's the guys. 1664 01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:26.439 Guys, guys, guys, let's stop fighting. 1665 01:20:26.520 --> 01:20:27.760 Please, everybody breathe. 1666 01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:31.520 This is gonna end so badly for everyone. And she goes, 1667 01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:34.119 it's only a ball, and the Baroness turns to her 1668 01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:37.760 coldly and says, yes, and you're only going for the food, Jesus. 1669 01:20:38.159 --> 01:20:41.039 And that's the moment, she really, honestly, that's the moment 1670 01:20:41.119 --> 01:20:44.279 that the Baroness really really fucked up, like truly, of 1671 01:20:44.439 --> 01:20:46.640 all the moments in the movie, that was the moment. 1672 01:20:46.720 --> 01:20:49.560 She's like, you had almost an ally and now you 1673 01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:53.000 have a fucking enemy in your own house. You you moron. 1674 01:20:53.319 --> 01:20:55.800 We cut to the palace and the Queen is telling 1675 01:20:55.880 --> 01:20:59.039 Henry what she learned from the Baroness rod Milledighent about 1676 01:20:59.119 --> 01:21:02.760 the comtest del Nicole de Lancre. She's telling Henry that 1677 01:21:02.840 --> 01:21:05.720 the contest was engaged to a Belgian and sailed away 1678 01:21:05.800 --> 01:21:09.319 that very afternoon. Henry is quite upset. He thinks that 1679 01:21:09.359 --> 01:21:11.319 because remember, like she came in and said, there's something 1680 01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:13.600 I have to tell you, and then she didn't tell him, 1681 01:21:13.680 --> 01:21:15.680 So he thinks that, oh, she was going to tell 1682 01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:18.199 me this truth that she's engaged and she has to leave, 1683 01:21:18.520 --> 01:21:20.279 and she couldn't bring it. I made a fool of 1684 01:21:20.319 --> 01:21:22.680 myself pouring my royal heart out to her, and she 1685 01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:25.880 was just trying to bid me farewell. He's very very 1686 01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:29.680 put out. We cut to Maurice and Gustave plot devices 1687 01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:33.920 if there ever were ones. Maurice demands that Gustave go 1688 01:21:34.079 --> 01:21:36.600 try to find Da Vinci to help with the entire situation, 1689 01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:39.680 because Danielle is locked in the kitchen and for some reason, 1690 01:21:39.720 --> 01:21:41.479 the servants can't figure out how to get her out, 1691 01:21:42.479 --> 01:21:46.520 so Gustave heads into town. He knocks out Toby Jones 1692 01:21:46.560 --> 01:21:49.279 while he's taking a not very surreptitious leak on the wall, 1693 01:21:49.399 --> 01:21:51.680 like he is on a main street and he just 1694 01:21:51.840 --> 01:21:54.840 like turns a corner, looks around and drops trou to 1695 01:21:54.880 --> 01:21:57.199 take a leak, and he steals his uniform. 1696 01:21:57.560 --> 01:22:01.079 He must have murdered him, right, Like the movie doesn't 1697 01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:03.039 posit that he positive he just knocked him out, but 1698 01:22:03.159 --> 01:22:07.239 he drops a thirty pounds vase on this man's head 1699 01:22:07.640 --> 01:22:10.800 from like ten feet up. I'm like, yeah, he definitely 1700 01:22:10.880 --> 01:22:11.319 killed him. 1701 01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:14.279 He's at the very least seriously injured and dying on 1702 01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:17.439 the street. Maybe not dead when you left, but dead 1703 01:22:17.479 --> 01:22:20.880 when you got back. A Gustav heads into the ball 1704 01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:23.720 with this uniform on, so he doesn't need an invitation, 1705 01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:25.920 and the ball is also like open air, so he 1706 01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:28.279 can very easily get in, and he finds Da Vinci. 1707 01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:31.560 Gustav brings Da Vinci back to the manor and he 1708 01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:34.720 frees Danielle by pulling out the hingepins to the door 1709 01:22:35.199 --> 01:22:38.479 and Paul It goes, sir, you're a genius. He's like, yes, 1710 01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:40.399 I shall be remembered with her history is the man 1711 01:22:40.439 --> 01:22:45.159 who opened a door. Danielle tells him of the whole truth. Listen, 1712 01:22:45.239 --> 01:22:48.439 I'm a servant, I'm a stepdaughter, blah blah blah, and 1713 01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:50.600 da Vinci says yes, and I'm the bastard son of 1714 01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:53.520 a whore from a small town in Italy. And look 1715 01:22:53.560 --> 01:22:56.159 at me now, so dream big girl. 1716 01:22:56.680 --> 01:22:56.880 Yeah. 1717 01:22:56.920 --> 01:22:58.680 He says, you must go to the ball because not 1718 01:22:58.800 --> 01:23:01.359 only because you deserve it, but because Henry deserves to 1719 01:23:01.439 --> 01:23:03.600 hear the truth from the one he loves. And that's 1720 01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:06.239 when she says the line A bird may love a fish, 1721 01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:09.920 but where will they live? And that's and de Vinci says, well, 1722 01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:13.199 then we must make you some wings, sha'n't we. That's 1723 01:23:13.239 --> 01:23:17.239 a beautiful line because then he like, he's her fairy godmother, right, 1724 01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:19.359 he's playing the role of the fairy godmother in the film. 1725 01:23:19.640 --> 01:23:21.319 And so they dress her up and he makes her 1726 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:25.039 these beautiful gossamer wings for the ball, so that she 1727 01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:27.479 has like a costume to wear that she's an angel. 1728 01:23:27.680 --> 01:23:28.920 It's yeah, it's lovely. 1729 01:23:29.279 --> 01:23:31.560 We cut back to the ball. The king tries to 1730 01:23:31.720 --> 01:23:34.720 walk back his demand that Henry announced in his engagement 1731 01:23:34.760 --> 01:23:36.560 he was just concerned that his middle aged son had 1732 01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:38.680 not yet found a purpose in life. It was floundering 1733 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:39.920 aimlessly in the castle. 1734 01:23:40.119 --> 01:23:42.399 But now we have a university, so okay. 1735 01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:43.720 So I guess you have a passion and I'm cool 1736 01:23:43.800 --> 01:23:48.079 with that. Henry says he's made a decision. Meanwhile, Jacqueline 1737 01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:50.279 and Laurent make eyes at each other, and Henry is 1738 01:23:50.520 --> 01:23:54.840 and so that's that's the nice stepsister and Henry's best friend, 1739 01:23:54.880 --> 01:23:56.520 the captain of the guard, who was somehow not killed 1740 01:23:56.560 --> 01:23:58.880 for losing Henry for like Syraka twenty four hours. 1741 01:23:59.199 --> 01:24:02.119 Both of them are as horses for the ball. There's 1742 01:24:02.119 --> 01:24:04.039 a cute little moment when the girls are all leaving 1743 01:24:04.119 --> 01:24:06.560 for the ball. Yeah, and Chuqueline's like, why did I 1744 01:24:06.680 --> 01:24:07.520 have to be the horse? 1745 01:24:07.800 --> 01:24:08.000 Yeah? 1746 01:24:08.039 --> 01:24:10.199 And so now she's like she's met her match, the 1747 01:24:10.319 --> 01:24:13.720 other horse, and they kind of the scene is so awkward, but. 1748 01:24:13.840 --> 01:24:16.520 They make it work somehow work. 1749 01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:19.640 They're literally making winnying noises at each other from her. 1750 01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:21.880 They're snorting and neighing at each other. 1751 01:24:22.119 --> 01:24:25.119 Across a table because they're both eating because they're both chubby, 1752 01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:28.239 and so they're the ones eating at the ball and 1753 01:24:28.359 --> 01:24:30.720 making horse noises. At each other and flirting. It's so 1754 01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:31.920 goddamn sweet. 1755 01:24:32.319 --> 01:24:34.479 So Henry and his parents take the stage and they 1756 01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:38.079 begin to announce Henry's decision. Just as Danielle crests the 1757 01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:41.920 steps beyond the crowd. Henry sees her and he stops 1758 01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:45.439 his father from what he's saying. She says, just breathe 1759 01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:47.880 as the camera pans up and she looks like an 1760 01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:50.680 angel with her wings and her makeup and her mother's clothes. 1761 01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:53.680 They rush towards each other, but the Baroness is not 1762 01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:57.520 going to be defeated so easily. She intercepts Danielle. She 1763 01:24:57.720 --> 01:25:00.159 tears the wings off her costume, declaring that she he's 1764 01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:03.560 a servant on her estate. This is an imposter. Danielle 1765 01:25:03.600 --> 01:25:05.560 has no choice but to admit the truth in front 1766 01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:10.119 of literally everyone. Yep, and Henry finally connects her to 1767 01:25:10.199 --> 01:25:11.439 the one who hit him on the head with the 1768 01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:13.520 apple a couple of days prior, and he's like, wait 1769 01:25:13.600 --> 01:25:17.520 a minute, are you Hall of Fame quarterback Marino? 1770 01:25:17.960 --> 01:25:21.880 Is that you? I wish I knew of a gold 1771 01:25:21.960 --> 01:25:23.520 medal shot putter's name, but I just don't. 1772 01:25:24.439 --> 01:25:26.399 It's true. All I got all I got a football player, 1773 01:25:26.800 --> 01:25:27.479 give pictures. 1774 01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:28.960 Are you oral, Hrscheizer? 1775 01:25:29.159 --> 01:25:32.479 Are you oral Hersheizer? Holy shit? Can I get an autograph? 1776 01:25:33.279 --> 01:25:35.239 He starts to walk away from her, and she pleads 1777 01:25:35.279 --> 01:25:37.800 with him, no, please listen, Henry, listen to me. Listen 1778 01:25:37.840 --> 01:25:39.960 to me, and he turns around and says, Madam, do 1779 01:25:40.119 --> 01:25:43.159 not address me so informally, and he accuses her of 1780 01:25:43.239 --> 01:25:47.239 being just like them, just tricking him for her own purposes, 1781 01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:51.640 and she flees weeping. We have been super, super harsh 1782 01:25:51.880 --> 01:25:55.600 on Drew Barrymore in this movie, and she deserves it. 1783 01:25:55.720 --> 01:25:59.520 But she's really fucking good when she starts to cry, 1784 01:25:59.560 --> 01:26:01.760 when her face like crumbles and she starts to cry 1785 01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:04.520 because she's so hurt by him. Honestly, I was like, 1786 01:26:04.840 --> 01:26:06.399 I don't know if I if I can never get 1787 01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:08.039 back on the Henry train after this moment. 1788 01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:10.640 Well her Barrymore cries, America cries. 1789 01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:13.520 That's what we know, honestly, Like, that's the gift of 1790 01:26:13.600 --> 01:26:16.680 Drew Barrymore. I'm like, oh no, I want to take 1791 01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:17.119 care of you. 1792 01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:21.039 Da Vinci watches as Danielle flees, and she of course 1793 01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:23.880 leaves the slipper behind. We are telling the Cinderella taile. Remember, 1794 01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:27.000 he finds Henry sulking on a turret and he gives 1795 01:26:27.039 --> 01:26:30.039 him the business. Henry says, Danielle lied to me, and 1796 01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:32.399 Da Vince scoffs that she came here to tell you. 1797 01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:34.600 The truth and you fed her to the wolves. 1798 01:26:35.239 --> 01:26:38.560 Henry now repeats the line of I was born to 1799 01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:41.600 privilege and that comes with specific obligations. Right, so now 1800 01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:44.439 it's twisted again to be like this kind of death 1801 01:26:44.520 --> 01:26:48.039 sentence or whatever. Da Vinci says, a life without love 1802 01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:50.279 is no life at all, and Henry shouts he's made 1803 01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:53.199 his decision and he will not yield, and Da vinc sighs, 1804 01:26:53.840 --> 01:26:56.560 then you don't deserve her, and he puts the glass 1805 01:26:56.640 --> 01:26:59.279 slipper on the turret as it starts to rain, and 1806 01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:02.800 we see daniel arrived back on the estate, weeping as 1807 01:27:03.039 --> 01:27:05.399 all of her hopes and dreams come crashing down around her. 1808 01:27:07.079 --> 01:27:08.000 The end of movie. 1809 01:27:08.319 --> 01:27:09.720 And that's the end of the movie. 1810 01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:13.880 You guys, who said you guys anyway, stick around. We'll 1811 01:27:13.880 --> 01:27:20.800 be right back just kidding at the estate the next day. 1812 01:27:20.920 --> 01:27:22.560 Although if you don't think this is going to get 1813 01:27:22.720 --> 01:27:25.039 so much darker before it gets better, oh I know, 1814 01:27:25.279 --> 01:27:26.560 this is the part of the movie where I'm like, 1815 01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:29.000 holy shit, this got dark. 1816 01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:32.560 I remember seeing this part of the movie. It like 1817 01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:34.800 and this part of the movie actually shocking me when 1818 01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:37.680 I saw it, that they went they went here. 1819 01:27:37.920 --> 01:27:41.079 I agreed, agreed, because if you think Pierre Lapeu has 1820 01:27:41.119 --> 01:27:43.840 made his last his last appearance in this film, you 1821 01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:44.640 are mistaken. 1822 01:27:44.840 --> 01:27:46.520 You are wrong, You're wrong, monsieur. 1823 01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:49.399 At the estate the next day, Danielle is going about 1824 01:27:49.399 --> 01:27:53.159 her chores, right, She's miserable, heartbroken, doesn't want to talk 1825 01:27:53.159 --> 01:27:57.000 to anyone. The Baroness approaches her. They fight again. Danielle 1826 01:27:57.079 --> 01:28:00.479 is like, you won, shut the fuck up and leave 1827 01:28:00.560 --> 01:28:03.880 me alone. The Baroness, like just taus, is like, fine, 1828 01:28:03.920 --> 01:28:06.359 I will. In fact, you're not even my problem anymore. 1829 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:09.399 And Danielle's turns to her and says, am I just 1830 01:28:09.520 --> 01:28:12.319 a problem to you? Have I always just been a problem. 1831 01:28:12.760 --> 01:28:14.800 Is there ever a moment on any level that you 1832 01:28:15.000 --> 01:28:17.920 ever loved me even a little bit? And the Baroness says, 1833 01:28:17.960 --> 01:28:19.880 how could I ever love a pebble in my shoe? 1834 01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:22.880 And Danielle says all I've ever wanted from you was 1835 01:28:22.880 --> 01:28:25.359 a mother. And Jelica Houston is so good that without 1836 01:28:25.479 --> 01:28:27.720 saying a word, you can see her like take that 1837 01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:30.880 information in and be like, ouch, okay, that hurt a little. 1838 01:28:31.199 --> 01:28:34.239 The Baroness is like, well, it doesn't matter because now 1839 01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:37.079 you're someone else's problem, and Danielle's like, what do you mean? 1840 01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:40.840 And then arrives Pierre le Piew of the House of 1841 01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:44.279 Le Pieux. He arrives with all the estates riches in 1842 01:28:44.439 --> 01:28:46.880 tow all the stuff that had that had been lost 1843 01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:50.199 quote unquote lost or misplaced the last few months, the tapestry, 1844 01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:53.840 the candlesticks, blah blah blah. Turns out the Baroness has 1845 01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:56.960 been selling it all to him. He's returned them, and 1846 01:28:57.079 --> 01:28:59.600 Danielle says, well, thank you so much, sir for returning 1847 01:28:59.640 --> 01:29:03.079 our thing, and he goes, I'm not doing this out 1848 01:29:03.119 --> 01:29:07.039 of kindness, Danielle. I'm a businessman. I've made a trade. 1849 01:29:07.920 --> 01:29:10.479 Just as it starts to dawn on Danielle what's going on, 1850 01:29:10.760 --> 01:29:14.680 the Baroness gleefully informs all of us that Danielle has 1851 01:29:14.800 --> 01:29:19.199 been swapped for the goods, and Danielle starts to scream no, no, 1852 01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:23.600 as Pierre's goons grab her and shove her into a 1853 01:29:23.720 --> 01:29:25.840 carriage and they drive off with her. 1854 01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:28.600 We cut to Henry's wedding to the Spanish Princess to 1855 01:29:28.680 --> 01:29:31.079 the Infanta as I believe you said, yeah, the Infanta. 1856 01:29:31.439 --> 01:29:34.840 She weeps uncontrollably. One of Penelope Cruise's best performances. 1857 01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:37.560 This look. I don't know who this woman is. She 1858 01:29:38.159 --> 01:29:40.239 only speaks like two lines are both in Spanish. In 1859 01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:43.800 the film, she's excellent. The weeping sounds that she makes 1860 01:29:44.079 --> 01:29:47.600 are so funny because it's like long and drawn out, 1861 01:29:47.680 --> 01:29:51.760 and they're like, dearly beloved, we are gathering here today, 1862 01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:56.359 enjoy this man and this woman who. 1863 01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:01.159 She's clearly deeply in love with. Courtier in the audience. 1864 01:30:01.279 --> 01:30:03.640 I like that they decided to have this Courtier not 1865 01:30:03.840 --> 01:30:06.039 be like a dugree Scott, but just be like a 1866 01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:10.359 really normal looking dude. This a full on, like average man, 1867 01:30:11.399 --> 01:30:16.000 and the Spanish Princess loves him. Henry is suddenly struck 1868 01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:19.119 by the foolishness of all of this. He tells her 1869 01:30:19.159 --> 01:30:21.359 to stand up, and he tells her he knows exactly 1870 01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:24.439 how she feels. She understands enough English to get that 1871 01:30:24.520 --> 01:30:27.199 he's kind of like ending the engagement. She rushes to 1872 01:30:27.279 --> 01:30:27.640 her love. 1873 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:29.760 We do get a great moment of the Spanish King 1874 01:30:29.840 --> 01:30:32.520 and Queen yelling at each other in Spanish and saying, 1875 01:30:32.600 --> 01:30:34.680 this is your fault. No, this is your fault. You 1876 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:38.119 raised her wrong. No, you raised her wrong. Excellent. 1877 01:30:39.119 --> 01:30:41.800 Henry rushes off as well. No one pursues him. 1878 01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:41.960 No. 1879 01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:45.520 He sees Maurice and Jacqueline outside the palace and they 1880 01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:48.840 tell him that Danielle has been sold, and Henry says, 1881 01:30:48.840 --> 01:30:50.479 you must tell no one about this, and he gets 1882 01:30:50.600 --> 01:30:52.560 Laurent and they ride off together. 1883 01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:56.880 Okay, like again, she's been sold to an older man 1884 01:30:56.960 --> 01:31:01.640 who's like wanted her since she was Like, this gets 1885 01:31:01.920 --> 01:31:06.199 so dark. She was sold a while ago because between 1886 01:31:06.279 --> 01:31:09.560 the ball and this wedding there has the Spanish King 1887 01:31:09.600 --> 01:31:12.039 and Queen had to come up to France that that 1888 01:31:12.159 --> 01:31:15.840 ship took two weeks back in the day. Time has passed, 1889 01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:20.000 that she has been toiling under this evil, lecherous man. 1890 01:31:20.239 --> 01:31:22.600 I don't want to get too dark, but it's dark. 1891 01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:23.720 It is fucking dark. 1892 01:31:23.880 --> 01:31:26.319 I do think the movie posits that this all happens 1893 01:31:26.319 --> 01:31:28.640 in the space of a day. I know that's impossible, 1894 01:31:28.800 --> 01:31:32.520 it's impossible, but I think in the movies telling of this, 1895 01:31:33.199 --> 01:31:36.119 there's a there's a there's an there's an acella, there's 1896 01:31:36.119 --> 01:31:39.640 an a sella carriage that there's a high speed trade, 1897 01:31:40.239 --> 01:31:42.439 and the Spanish king and Queen were already on their 1898 01:31:42.479 --> 01:31:43.359 way with the Infanta. 1899 01:31:43.960 --> 01:31:47.079 Yeah to say that, let's say that. Yeah, they had 1900 01:31:47.119 --> 01:31:51.840 a helicopter. They choppered in. It's fine to worry about it. 1901 01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:57.479 So we cut to Pierre Lepiu's castle. Picture of Villain's castle. 1902 01:31:57.560 --> 01:31:59.920 You've done it, you got it done. No, stop sucking it. 1903 01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:03.319 It is just dark and tank and scary and full 1904 01:32:03.399 --> 01:32:07.000 of nothing but swords everywhere. It's just swords. Danielle has 1905 01:32:07.079 --> 01:32:10.119 now been she's been put in irons. Her feet and 1906 01:32:10.239 --> 01:32:13.000 her hands are manacled. She is serving him, right, she 1907 01:32:13.119 --> 01:32:14.840 is moving things around, she's cleaning things. 1908 01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:17.560 Actually, you're right, though time has passed because he says, 1909 01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:19.399 I'll let you out of the irons if you promise 1910 01:32:19.479 --> 01:32:22.159 not to run away again. So like, no, she's so, 1911 01:32:22.279 --> 01:32:23.920 you're right again. 1912 01:32:24.079 --> 01:32:25.640 I don't want to get this is not an episode 1913 01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:27.479 of s view. We do not have to get into this. 1914 01:32:28.039 --> 01:32:30.359 I love that the movie is willing to go to 1915 01:32:30.560 --> 01:32:33.159 some of these darker places of like, people can literally 1916 01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:35.920 be sold and bought in this economy, and this is 1917 01:32:35.960 --> 01:32:39.920 a terrible thing. However, maybe pull back a skosh on 1918 01:32:40.079 --> 01:32:42.560 this one. Look I'm gonna blow past this now because 1919 01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:44.199 I want this movie to have its happy ending, and 1920 01:32:44.239 --> 01:32:46.319 I don't want anything to happen to Danielle. So let's 1921 01:32:46.399 --> 01:32:50.119 just say she's fine. She's miserable, but she's fine, right 1922 01:32:50.760 --> 01:32:53.039 Lepew reminds her that she belongs to him now, and 1923 01:32:53.159 --> 01:32:56.880 she insists I belong to no one for some inexplicable reason. 1924 01:32:56.960 --> 01:32:59.680 Even though he knows this woman, he knows that she's 1925 01:32:59.720 --> 01:33:03.960 got the She's got the skills of an athlete, the 1926 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:11.119 prowess of a of a cat burglar, and the fucking 1927 01:33:11.880 --> 01:33:16.680 knife skills of a musketeer, he still charges her with 1928 01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:20.680 cleaning his sword collection. Bitch, what are you doing? 1929 01:33:21.119 --> 01:33:23.439 What he needed a Gustav He needed a gay best 1930 01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:25.239 friend to be like, you got to keep this one up, 1931 01:33:25.319 --> 01:33:25.920 locked up tight. 1932 01:33:26.279 --> 01:33:28.159 Yeah, what are you doing? You do not hand a 1933 01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:29.039 sword to this woman. 1934 01:33:29.199 --> 01:33:31.520 Well, you have a feral girl on your hands here. 1935 01:33:31.640 --> 01:33:35.760 She actually wants to kill you. So she's literally he's like, 1936 01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:38.760 you belong to me, and she's like carrying his sword 1937 01:33:38.840 --> 01:33:41.199 collection into the room that she is just like, I 1938 01:33:41.239 --> 01:33:44.199 guess cleaned. He makes a move on her. He goes 1939 01:33:44.279 --> 01:33:46.359 to grab her as though he's gonna kiss her or something. 1940 01:33:46.760 --> 01:33:48.520 She grabs one of the swords and one of the 1941 01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:51.720 knives throw like throws it to his throat and says, sir, 1942 01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:53.479 give me the key or I will cut you from 1943 01:33:53.560 --> 01:33:57.079 navel to nose. Yeah, And he's like, you wouldn't dare 1944 01:33:57.479 --> 01:33:59.399 And then she like puts the knife right at his 1945 01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:01.359 face and is like, tri me, bitch. 1946 01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:03.920 She does say my father taught me. Well, girl, your 1947 01:34:03.960 --> 01:34:09.279 father died when you were eight. You know what she's 1948 01:34:09.359 --> 01:34:14.760 kept in practice? I guess she paul. She's also stark. 1949 01:34:15.319 --> 01:34:18.880 We cut outside and Henry rides up just as Danielle 1950 01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:22.079 walks out into the courtyard, having freed herself. So she's 1951 01:34:22.119 --> 01:34:24.720 not rescued by the prince. She frees herself. She doesn't 1952 01:34:24.720 --> 01:34:29.000 need no prince. The prince needs her exactly, he rushes 1953 01:34:29.039 --> 01:34:31.039 to her. She asks what he's doing there, and he 1954 01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:34.960 says he came to rescue her and begs her forgiveness, 1955 01:34:35.399 --> 01:34:38.199 and he calls her Danielle, and he asks her to 1956 01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:40.880 call him Henry, and he asks her to marry him, 1957 01:34:41.000 --> 01:34:43.479 and he puts the glass slipper on her foot and 1958 01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:46.960 she falls into his arms, laugh crying. At one point 1959 01:34:47.039 --> 01:34:50.119 he's like she he calls her Danielle and she turns around. 1960 01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:51.840 She says say it again, and he says, I'm sorry, 1961 01:34:52.439 --> 01:34:54.560 and he goes. She says, no, call me Danielle, and 1962 01:34:54.600 --> 01:34:57.000 I really wish she had said you had me at Danielle. 1963 01:34:58.680 --> 01:35:00.840 Again. I'm just going to praise the Gray Scott because 1964 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:03.359 he's like, he's like, I came to rescue you, and 1965 01:35:03.439 --> 01:35:04.800 he looks at her, and then he looks at the 1966 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:08.399 castle and realizes that she's rescued herself and he's like, sorry, 1967 01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:11.840 I'm sorry, look on his face like he knows he's 1968 01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:14.359 not gonna do it. It's so good. 1969 01:35:14.800 --> 01:35:16.920 Do you want to go back inside? I'll be very princely. 1970 01:35:17.439 --> 01:35:23.159 At the estate, the Baroness and Marguerite are interrogating Jacqueline 1971 01:35:23.199 --> 01:35:25.800 about her encounter with the prince. It's a mirror scene 1972 01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:28.159 to the one with Danielle earlier in the filmy, and 1973 01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:30.560 she's like, oh, it happens so quickly. I don't even 1974 01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:33.119 know what happened. All I know is the Prince said 1975 01:35:33.199 --> 01:35:35.479 something to the effect of I should never have chosen 1976 01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:39.600 the Spanish princess over your sister, and the Baroness and 1977 01:35:39.640 --> 01:35:40.279 Marguerite are. 1978 01:35:40.199 --> 01:35:41.079 Like, chit chit. 1979 01:35:43.680 --> 01:35:46.600 Laurent then arrives and announces that the King has requested 1980 01:35:46.640 --> 01:35:49.680 an audience with the entire family, and he asks that 1981 01:35:49.760 --> 01:35:54.800 they dress in style, and the Baroness says absolutely, and 1982 01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:57.840 she and Marguerite run off to get dressed, and Jacqueline 1983 01:35:57.880 --> 01:36:01.239 and Laurent like wink at each other, and then Jacqueline 1984 01:36:01.279 --> 01:36:02.560 closes the doors of the manner. 1985 01:36:04.359 --> 01:36:06.840 The Baroness and her family arrive at the palace to 1986 01:36:06.920 --> 01:36:09.840 find the King and Queen and the whole court awaiting them. 1987 01:36:10.119 --> 01:36:12.279 They're very excited because they see Henry up on the 1988 01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:15.439 dais as well, until the King asks if the baroness 1989 01:36:15.720 --> 01:36:18.960 lied to the Queen, and the Baroness's face goes white, 1990 01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:21.359 and the Queen makes some comment of like be careful. 1991 01:36:21.800 --> 01:36:25.520 So the Baroness stammers, well, I may have, perhaps it 1992 01:36:25.800 --> 01:36:29.399 exaggerated a few things, and Marguerite immediately protests her own 1993 01:36:29.479 --> 01:36:32.920 innocence while throwing her mother under whatever the fifteen hundreds 1994 01:36:32.920 --> 01:36:34.800 equivalent of a bus is, being like, I can't you 1995 01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:36.840 see what I'm dealing with. I can't believe this. She 1996 01:36:36.920 --> 01:36:37.600 lied to the queen. 1997 01:36:37.960 --> 01:36:39.199 She threw me into the carriage. 1998 01:36:39.560 --> 01:36:43.359 Yes, the Baroness is stripped of her title, and the 1999 01:36:43.479 --> 01:36:45.880 Queen pronounces that she and Marguerite will be shipped to 2000 01:36:45.920 --> 01:36:48.880 America unless someone will speak for them. 2001 01:36:49.079 --> 01:36:51.960 There's a great moment here where they look around and 2002 01:36:52.039 --> 01:36:54.479 all the courtiers are just not looking at them, like 2003 01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.319 all the courtiers and the Baroness goes. Seems to be 2004 01:36:57.319 --> 01:36:58.760 a lot of people are out of town today. 2005 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:03.520 Angelica Houston does not miss in this movie. Danielle, who 2006 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:05.760 is now married to the Prince. We've cut past the 2007 01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:08.760 entire marriage ceremony. She is now the Princess of France. 2008 01:37:09.960 --> 01:37:12.680 She steps forward and she says, I'll speak for the Baroness. 2009 01:37:13.319 --> 01:37:16.439 Danielle tells the Baroness, I want you to know that 2010 01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:19.239 I will forget you after this moment and never think 2011 01:37:19.319 --> 01:37:19.840 of you again. 2012 01:37:20.159 --> 01:37:23.640 For you, I'm quite certain sorry you're going. 2013 01:37:24.239 --> 01:37:27.000 We'll think about may every day for the rest of 2014 01:37:27.119 --> 01:37:27.760 your life. 2015 01:37:29.520 --> 01:37:31.760 Accurate, accurate. 2016 01:37:32.000 --> 01:37:34.960 She asks the royal family for the same courtesy that 2017 01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:38.239 the Baroness bestowed upon her, and we smash cut to 2018 01:37:38.319 --> 01:37:42.239 the Baroness and Marguerite starting their future careers as washerwomen 2019 01:37:42.359 --> 01:37:43.000 in the palace. 2020 01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:47.239 We cut to Da Vinci revealing his portrait of Danielle 2021 01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:50.119 with all their friends. The actual Da Vinci painting, but 2022 01:37:50.199 --> 01:37:56.319 they put through barrymore space on it. It's kind of funny. 2023 01:37:56.880 --> 01:37:57.479 That is funny. 2024 01:38:00.039 --> 01:38:03.399 Danielle and Henry kiss, and we hear the grand dame's 2025 01:38:03.479 --> 01:38:06.840 voice over telling us my great great grandmother's portrait hung 2026 01:38:06.960 --> 01:38:10.239 in the university up until the revolution. They didn't mention. 2027 01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:14.239 By then the truth of the romance had been reduced 2028 01:38:14.279 --> 01:38:17.119 to a simple fairy tale. And while Cinderella and her 2029 01:38:17.199 --> 01:38:20.600 prince did live happily ever after, the important thing is 2030 01:38:21.119 --> 01:38:21.760 they lived. 2031 01:38:22.439 --> 01:38:23.760 That's sweet. That's a nice ending. 2032 01:38:24.039 --> 01:38:27.239 This movie is actually historical fact. This actually all happened. 2033 01:38:27.439 --> 01:38:28.760 Okay, Wow, that's incredible. 2034 01:38:28.960 --> 01:38:31.199 Yeahah, just don't even look that up. 2035 01:38:31.239 --> 01:38:35.399 Guys. Just take a word for it, all right. That 2036 01:38:35.800 --> 01:38:40.319 is the end of ever After, ever After. Uh, stick around. 2037 01:38:40.479 --> 01:38:43.039 We will come right back after these messages with our 2038 01:38:43.199 --> 01:38:45.479 random observations and final rankings. 2039 01:38:54.039 --> 01:39:02.520 And we're back, Paul, Sir Paul, Lady Ericatus. 2040 01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:02.239 With the gift of observations. 2041 01:39:03.319 --> 01:39:05.199 All right. So, I just think it's one of my 2042 01:39:05.279 --> 01:39:07.479 favorite things to see in these movies is when they 2043 01:39:07.560 --> 01:39:11.800 have an actor making a beautiful picture, like sitting in 2044 01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:14.479 a windowsill or something, and you just think about how uncomfortable. 2045 01:39:14.520 --> 01:39:17.600 They must be, because when she arrives the Ruins after 2046 01:39:17.680 --> 01:39:19.359 she's been lashed, and she thinks she's gonna tell him 2047 01:39:19.359 --> 01:39:21.000 the truth, and he's like, oh my god, I'm buzzing, 2048 01:39:21.119 --> 01:39:23.199 like I didn't want to sleep last night because I 2049 01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:24.680 was so afraid I was gonna wake up from this dream. 2050 01:39:24.680 --> 01:39:27.960 Blah blah blah. They have Doug Ray Scott sitting on 2051 01:39:28.159 --> 01:39:32.000 like in a stone window, just like with his nothing 2052 01:39:32.079 --> 01:39:34.159 up against his back and he's reading a book and 2053 01:39:34.239 --> 01:39:36.439 I'm like, there's don't touch the ground. I'm like, this 2054 01:39:36.600 --> 01:39:40.560 is so uncomfortable. This cord poor man is that if 2055 01:39:40.600 --> 01:39:42.720 he breaks a hip, he's not gonna make it. He's 2056 01:39:42.760 --> 01:39:43.199 too old. 2057 01:39:45.239 --> 01:39:47.159 There's a couple of lines that I love in this movie. 2058 01:39:47.199 --> 01:39:49.439 Actually I'll say this one first because it's in that 2059 01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:52.760 very scene and it's that very romantic scene where he's like, 2060 01:39:52.920 --> 01:39:54.439 I didn't want to sleep because I was afraid of 2061 01:39:54.520 --> 01:39:57.640 waking up. Another one that he says, which is so beautiful, 2062 01:39:57.680 --> 01:39:59.600 he goes, I feel as though my skin is the 2063 01:39:59.640 --> 01:40:02.079 only and keeping me from going everywhere at once. 2064 01:40:02.479 --> 01:40:05.079 Yes, Oh my god, that's a good one. 2065 01:40:05.239 --> 01:40:07.119 When that man looks at you and says that to you. 2066 01:40:07.239 --> 01:40:10.680 There's I would be like I forgot, I forgot everything 2067 01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:12.159 I was gonna came here to confess. 2068 01:40:12.359 --> 01:40:14.880 Never mind, he is so romantic and charming in that 2069 01:40:14.960 --> 01:40:16.880 scene that you get why she loses her resolve and 2070 01:40:17.000 --> 01:40:21.199 is like, maybe I can play this out. Let's let's 2071 01:40:21.279 --> 01:40:22.000 roll the dice on this. 2072 01:40:22.439 --> 01:40:25.000 Maybe maybe I can't gaslight him forever? 2073 01:40:25.319 --> 01:40:25.479 Yeah? 2074 01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:25.800 Why not? 2075 01:40:26.279 --> 01:40:26.520 Why not? 2076 01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:30.720 He doesn't seem to be the brightest. Did you notice 2077 01:40:30.840 --> 01:40:33.359 the moment it's in that random scene where Maurice is 2078 01:40:33.399 --> 01:40:35.479 telling Gustav to go find himn she they're in the 2079 01:40:35.600 --> 01:40:39.720 town and there do you remember devil sticks from the nineties, Yes, 2080 01:40:40.199 --> 01:40:43.479 there is a man doing devil sticks like an old 2081 01:40:43.560 --> 01:40:49.439 timey pitchfork. It's like that. I wanted more of more 2082 01:40:49.680 --> 01:40:52.840 of that. Yes, stupid meta references. 2083 01:40:53.079 --> 01:40:55.520 Another Baroness moment at the very end of the movie, 2084 01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:59.560 when she and Marguerite are being washerwomen. She tells Marguerite 2085 01:40:59.560 --> 01:41:01.399 to do something and Marguerite's like, you have to do 2086 01:41:01.479 --> 01:41:04.479 it too, You're just as low down as me now, 2087 01:41:04.600 --> 01:41:07.079 and she Baroness says, yes, but I have management. 2088 01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:13.520 Yes, I had that too. My last one is just 2089 01:41:14.239 --> 01:41:17.119 the moment of triumph for Jacqueline in the movie, who 2090 01:41:17.199 --> 01:41:19.760 puts up with so much and who's really a lovely 2091 01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:23.319 person as much as she can be. The end of 2092 01:41:23.439 --> 01:41:26.479 the movie, when when Marguerite and the Baroness are fighting, 2093 01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:30.479 the king goes, are they always like this? And Jacqueline goes, worse, 2094 01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:33.680 your majesty, and the Baroness turns around she goes, Jacqueline, 2095 01:41:34.199 --> 01:41:36.279 I'd hate to think that you had something to do 2096 01:41:36.359 --> 01:41:39.560 with this, and Jacqueline says, of course not, mother, I'm 2097 01:41:39.640 --> 01:41:42.800 just here for the food. Excellent, excellent. 2098 01:41:43.039 --> 01:41:44.920 And then it cut to Laurent. He like winks at 2099 01:41:44.920 --> 01:41:46.399 her and he's like, yeah, that's my girl. 2100 01:41:46.520 --> 01:41:49.119 We're gonna have some horse play in the bedroom later. Ah, 2101 01:41:49.399 --> 01:41:49.880 all right. 2102 01:41:51.359 --> 01:41:53.199 I just have one more too. And it's also in 2103 01:41:53.319 --> 01:41:57.079 that scene and that last scene. Did you notice when 2104 01:41:57.239 --> 01:42:00.640 the Baroness and Marguerite come in and there's a shot 2105 01:42:00.720 --> 01:42:04.319 of like the entire gathering, all the court, the royals 2106 01:42:04.359 --> 01:42:06.279 are sitting up like on a dais, Do you do 2107 01:42:06.560 --> 01:42:08.279 notice who is sitting there with them? 2108 01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:11.159 No, at the King's feet, I don't think so. 2109 01:42:11.399 --> 01:42:13.760 At the king's feet is sitting a grown man who 2110 01:42:13.800 --> 01:42:17.000 has never but before been shown in this movie wearing 2111 01:42:17.119 --> 01:42:21.680 a very brightly covered onesie and a gesture's hat. There's 2112 01:42:21.720 --> 01:42:27.439 a gesture has a Canonically, this court has a jester. 2113 01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:30.640 I completely miss that. 2114 01:42:31.239 --> 01:42:34.640 Were there not more gesture scenes in the film, I 2115 01:42:34.720 --> 01:42:39.239 need you, d I needed one one hundred more jester scenes. 2116 01:42:39.600 --> 01:42:41.800 I want the gester commenting constantly. 2117 01:42:42.039 --> 01:42:44.680 I want him to be a terrible gesture. I want 2118 01:42:44.760 --> 01:42:48.039 his name to be Steve. I want his name. He's 2119 01:42:48.119 --> 01:42:52.399 Steve the Jester, He's Kevin the Jester. He's just there. 2120 01:42:52.560 --> 01:42:55.119 He's like, well, my grandfather did it. My father did it, 2121 01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:57.239 so now I'm doing it too, and I'm not gonna lie. 2122 01:42:57.319 --> 01:42:58.680 And my heart's not in it, you guys. 2123 01:42:59.000 --> 01:43:01.199 He's the only one in the whole movie who speaks 2124 01:43:01.199 --> 01:43:02.000 with a French accent. 2125 01:43:04.159 --> 01:43:05.680 He's played by a French actor. 2126 01:43:06.399 --> 01:43:13.119 He's played by a young guy from the Jean du Jardine, Paul, 2127 01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:14.439 how shall. 2128 01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:15.880 We rank ever after? 2129 01:43:16.600 --> 01:43:17.119 Ever after? 2130 01:43:17.439 --> 01:43:18.760 See? I did it before you, you did it. 2131 01:43:20.119 --> 01:43:23.479 I've taught you. I've taught you something here one to 2132 01:43:23.640 --> 01:43:28.199 ten middle aged Prince Charmings. Middle aged is mean. He's 2133 01:43:28.199 --> 01:43:29.920 not middle aged. She's still quite young in us. He's 2134 01:43:30.000 --> 01:43:31.920 just younger than us. To be younger than us, yes, 2135 01:43:32.119 --> 01:43:34.439 by a lot. But he's not young as young as 2136 01:43:34.479 --> 01:43:35.600 Prince Charming is meant to be. 2137 01:43:35.840 --> 01:43:37.800 He's not young enough to play the role. 2138 01:43:38.199 --> 01:43:40.880 He has ten good years left in fifteen hundreds, Frances, 2139 01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:41.920 and then he will be dead. 2140 01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:44.319 His back is going to go out any second now. 2141 01:43:44.640 --> 01:43:51.199 How about one to ten indscribable accents. Drew Berrymore's English 2142 01:43:51.239 --> 01:43:54.720 accent sometimes veers off into Australian. Hey, I have to 2143 01:43:54.800 --> 01:43:56.960 think that's all the time she spends with Melon Lensky. 2144 01:43:57.960 --> 01:44:00.199 Oh sure, yeah, so she's like picky of. 2145 01:44:00.359 --> 01:44:04.880 Her like New Zealand. It's American, it's English. 2146 01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:07.479 It'll go full California a couple of times. 2147 01:44:07.560 --> 01:44:08.640 It is a disaster. 2148 01:44:10.680 --> 01:44:12.560 How about one to ten road pirates? 2149 01:44:13.359 --> 01:44:16.119 Ooh, I encountered some road pirates today. 2150 01:44:16.760 --> 01:44:19.640 One to ten Throuway corsairs. 2151 01:44:20.039 --> 01:44:25.680 Throw away corsairs, Broadway buccaneers. 2152 01:44:29.079 --> 01:44:33.840 How about one to ten curiously athletic French peasants. 2153 01:44:34.359 --> 01:44:36.600 Oh she has she has the arm of the gold 2154 01:44:36.680 --> 01:44:39.119 medal javelin thrower from the twenty twenty four Olympics. I 2155 01:44:39.159 --> 01:44:39.720 don't know who it is. 2156 01:44:42.399 --> 01:44:45.239 She has. She has the legs of that first guy 2157 01:44:45.279 --> 01:44:48.079 who ran the first marathon in marathon. 2158 01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:50.920 Yeah, in Greece. That first dude Polix the Knees or 2159 01:44:50.960 --> 01:44:52.520 something like that. I'm sure his name was something to 2160 01:44:52.600 --> 01:44:55.000 that effect, something to that effect. Yeah, yeah, let's see 2161 01:44:55.039 --> 01:44:57.239 this one. She's a curiously athletic young. 2162 01:44:57.239 --> 01:45:00.960 Young girl, curiously athletic, Paul, would you like to go sure? 2163 01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:04.399 I'll go first on this one. By our rubric, there 2164 01:45:04.439 --> 01:45:07.359 are no people of color in it. The movie does 2165 01:45:07.439 --> 01:45:09.760 away with enough accuracy that they could have gone color 2166 01:45:09.800 --> 01:45:12.000 blind casting and it would not have It really would 2167 01:45:12.039 --> 01:45:15.039 not have been a hitch in anyone's stitch about this, 2168 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:17.840 So I would ding the movie for that. It's nineteen 2169 01:45:17.880 --> 01:45:20.319 ninety eight. We can put some people who are not 2170 01:45:21.079 --> 01:45:23.239 just European in the movie, even in a movie set 2171 01:45:23.279 --> 01:45:24.920 in fifteen hundreds Europe. It's fine. 2172 01:45:25.239 --> 01:45:27.359 What about the highwaymen. The fact that they have that 2173 01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:31.640 that group in the film is that that representation is 2174 01:45:31.680 --> 01:45:33.039 that even good representation. 2175 01:45:33.319 --> 01:45:35.479 There is an ongoing thing with them too, where like 2176 01:45:35.760 --> 01:45:38.119 Henry's like, I want to we're just gonna say the word. 2177 01:45:38.159 --> 01:45:39.720 I want to invite the Gypsies to the wedding. And 2178 01:45:39.760 --> 01:45:41.520 then there's one moment where like when she first arrives, 2179 01:45:41.560 --> 01:45:45.800 he's like, look, I invited the Gypsies, so probable. Yeah, 2180 01:45:46.199 --> 01:45:48.720 the ball I don't know that that because those are 2181 01:45:48.760 --> 01:45:52.079 still Europeans. They're still Caucasian. I believe they're Caucasian Europeans. 2182 01:45:52.119 --> 01:45:56.039 So there's some ethnic group that's being represented there, but 2183 01:45:56.079 --> 01:45:59.520 perhaps not well. And I actually genuinely don't think there's 2184 01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:01.479 any people of color, not even in the background. I 2185 01:46:01.479 --> 01:46:04.239 think it's all white people in this whole movie. So 2186 01:46:04.359 --> 01:46:07.920 I would dig it on that, but I think it's feminist. 2187 01:46:08.039 --> 01:46:11.600 Accolades are pretty pretty in line. They make sure that 2188 01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:14.000 one of the evil stepsisters is not an evil stepsister, 2189 01:46:14.159 --> 01:46:17.199 so like there's some variation there. They give the baroness 2190 01:46:17.359 --> 01:46:23.159 some actual like motivation, not good motivation, but like understandable 2191 01:46:23.159 --> 01:46:26.760 psychological motivation for why she hates the Cinderella figure so much, 2192 01:46:27.359 --> 01:46:33.119 which is interesting. Danielle is a really great part, performed 2193 01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:37.359 well at times, not accented consistently, I don't think, but 2194 01:46:38.319 --> 01:46:40.359 but you know, when she has to cry, she cries. 2195 01:46:40.399 --> 01:46:43.000 It's great. I think she and Dougray Scott have good chemistry. 2196 01:46:44.079 --> 01:46:47.000 And then for queer representation, we do have da Vinci 2197 01:46:47.039 --> 01:46:51.640 and Gustav da Vinci canonically like the gentleman. Yes that 2198 01:46:51.800 --> 01:46:53.399 is a gay carry. You can't can't change that. 2199 01:46:53.680 --> 01:46:54.600 Yeah, that's historical. 2200 01:46:54.840 --> 01:46:56.960 I really wish they had had him in like Michelangelo, 2201 01:46:57.039 --> 01:46:59.439 because there's a reference to Michaelangelo being buried under the 2202 01:46:59.439 --> 01:47:02.800 Systeine chain. Like, I really wish they had had him 2203 01:47:02.880 --> 01:47:07.239 rip Michaelangelo every single chance he got the bitchiest one 2204 01:47:07.319 --> 01:47:09.880 liners about Michaelangelo the writers could come up with. 2205 01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:13.640 So you know, I fucking twink over the Vatican. 2206 01:47:18.000 --> 01:47:20.159 Constantly on his back like a turtle. And then it's 2207 01:47:20.199 --> 01:47:22.720 like a reference a meta reference the Ninja Turtles, you 2208 01:47:22.760 --> 01:47:25.840 know all that. Oh you know, yeah, yeah. I think 2209 01:47:25.920 --> 01:47:28.479 the movie ages really well. I think the message ages 2210 01:47:28.520 --> 01:47:31.279 well the way that we know historically this is not 2211 01:47:31.399 --> 01:47:34.159 true in any way, but that like people in the 2212 01:47:34.239 --> 01:47:37.159 ruling class should be appreciating the people in the lower class. 2213 01:47:37.319 --> 01:47:39.600 They are part of the system, like they should be 2214 01:47:39.880 --> 01:47:43.880 being lifted up as well, not downtrodden at every opportunity. 2215 01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.640 Not sold. Let's not sell people. 2216 01:47:46.760 --> 01:47:48.880 Perhaps sell people anymore. Let's just stop that. 2217 01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:51.920 It's such a low bar and yet still humanity has 2218 01:47:52.000 --> 01:47:55.039 not cleared it. So I'm gonna rate this pretty high. 2219 01:47:56.319 --> 01:47:58.439 I think the only real big ding on it would 2220 01:47:58.439 --> 01:48:00.359 be the lack of people of color in some of 2221 01:48:00.399 --> 01:48:02.520 the roles. But other than that, I think it's I 2222 01:48:02.600 --> 01:48:04.800 think it's it lines up pretty well and it's pretty 2223 01:48:04.800 --> 01:48:07.079 fun to watch, and and the people of color is 2224 01:48:07.079 --> 01:48:09.960 a cinem omission. There's no like, well, there's some kind 2225 01:48:09.960 --> 01:48:12.279 of maybe negative representation of the Romani. 2226 01:48:12.000 --> 01:48:14.479 People, but I don't think it's that negative. 2227 01:48:14.680 --> 01:48:17.840 That's true because because they're they're shown as as as highwaymen, 2228 01:48:18.239 --> 01:48:27.279 as as as as as expressway rogues. But but but 2229 01:48:27.840 --> 01:48:29.520 they are also shown to be like loving and they 2230 01:48:29.720 --> 01:48:32.039 they welcome into the band. So yeah, you're right, it's 2231 01:48:32.039 --> 01:48:33.840 not the worst at all. 2232 01:48:34.239 --> 01:48:37.079 They're not They're not like frightening, yeah, the way that 2233 01:48:37.119 --> 01:48:38.520 they're often portrayed in films. 2234 01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:42.079 Yeah, I'm going to give it a seven. I'm going 2235 01:48:42.159 --> 01:48:45.359 to give it a seven out of ten. Curiously athletic 2236 01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:50.119 French peasants. A French peasant who participated in the Dan 2237 01:48:50.279 --> 01:48:52.680 versus Dan decathlete thing that was happening when we were 2238 01:48:52.720 --> 01:48:56.199 in high school in the Olympics. Who's the greatest Dan 2239 01:48:56.319 --> 01:48:58.840 versus Dave? I think Dan versus Dave was. 2240 01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:02.439 Yeah, that was a French peasant who goes to Orange theory. 2241 01:49:02.520 --> 01:49:05.079 You knows a full body workout. 2242 01:49:05.159 --> 01:49:08.359 A French peasant who actually teaches at soul cycle, like 2243 01:49:08.479 --> 01:49:11.079 a soul cycle instructor who's also a French peasant. 2244 01:49:11.119 --> 01:49:16.119 Oh my god, Danielle is a soul cycle instructor. Okay, everybody, 2245 01:49:16.760 --> 01:49:21.600 I'm Danielle, your soul cycle instructor. Now she's German, I'm 2246 01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:22.399 playing her German. 2247 01:49:23.399 --> 01:49:24.479 How about you? What do you think? 2248 01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:27.319 You're absolutely right? By nineteen ninety eight, we could do 2249 01:49:27.399 --> 01:49:30.159 color blind casting. Who gives a shit, We're already doing. 2250 01:49:30.159 --> 01:49:32.279 Accent blind casting completely. 2251 01:49:32.439 --> 01:49:35.279 We're doing accent deaf casting. Like if we're different, Like 2252 01:49:35.520 --> 01:49:37.479 these people are all supposed to be English, even though 2253 01:49:37.479 --> 01:49:41.119 they're in France. What's to prevent some characters of being 2254 01:49:41.199 --> 01:49:44.119 people of color in this film? Aside from that, I 2255 01:49:44.279 --> 01:49:46.960 do think the representation of the Romani people is actually 2256 01:49:47.039 --> 01:49:52.279 not bad. It's it's having them is like in the 2257 01:49:52.359 --> 01:49:56.000 film at all is something. And but also they're not terrifying, 2258 01:49:56.079 --> 01:49:59.079 they're not shown as they're not shown as monsters or villains. 2259 01:49:59.079 --> 01:50:03.479 They're they're yeah, they're lovable rogues. Yeah yeah, and I 2260 01:50:03.640 --> 01:50:06.520 and the female representation is fantastic. It's a movie about 2261 01:50:06.520 --> 01:50:09.560 women for women. She saves Henry's life. At one point 2262 01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:11.680 he even tells her, you just saved my life back there, 2263 01:50:11.920 --> 01:50:15.439 Like there's never a moment where she needs rescu where 2264 01:50:15.439 --> 01:50:18.720 it's always her rescuing him at every turn yep, or 2265 01:50:18.840 --> 01:50:21.199 herself at every turn, which is super important. And the 2266 01:50:21.239 --> 01:50:25.039 movie does it without being like without being like hitting 2267 01:50:25.039 --> 01:50:25.680 you over the head with it. 2268 01:50:25.840 --> 01:50:27.279 Yeah, it's not didactic about it. 2269 01:50:27.520 --> 01:50:27.800 It's not. 2270 01:50:28.000 --> 01:50:29.520 It's like there is a moment at the end where 2271 01:50:29.560 --> 01:50:30.840 she's like, what are you doing here and he's like, 2272 01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:34.279 I came to rescue you, and like realize, like that's 2273 01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:36.640 the most idactic it gets about it, where it's like 2274 01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:39.119 it puts a hat on a hat. It's like, get it. 2275 01:50:39.560 --> 01:50:41.680 She didn't need to be rescued by the guy. But 2276 01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:44.439 like it does it throughout the movie, and she's a 2277 01:50:44.560 --> 01:50:47.520 really really great character. You gave it a seven. 2278 01:50:47.960 --> 01:50:50.119 Yeah, I'm gonna give it an eight. Okay. 2279 01:50:50.439 --> 01:50:54.359 Also because the movie so many Cinderella stories gloss over 2280 01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:56.159 the like the peasantry of it all. 2281 01:50:56.680 --> 01:50:57.760 Yeah, it goes so hard. 2282 01:50:57.880 --> 01:50:59.319 This is the first one I can ever think of, 2283 01:50:59.439 --> 01:51:01.600 the first time I ever think of a Cinderella story 2284 01:51:01.720 --> 01:51:04.680 or a fairy tale where they discuss. 2285 01:51:04.760 --> 01:51:06.640 Like the feudal system of government. 2286 01:51:07.159 --> 01:51:10.199 Yes, exactly, the feudal system of government, and like actually 2287 01:51:10.359 --> 01:51:13.319 sort of explain it to an audience that, to be fair, 2288 01:51:13.720 --> 01:51:16.880 hasn't thought about it ever. Probably right, so they were 2289 01:51:16.920 --> 01:51:20.000 probably like, wait, what I appreciate the movie for, like 2290 01:51:20.199 --> 01:51:24.560 really hitting that hard and like b for it are Yeah, 2291 01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:28.039 I'm gonna give it an eight, an eight out of ten. Curiously, 2292 01:51:28.600 --> 01:51:33.319 very curiously athletic French peasants has she has one of 2293 01:51:33.399 --> 01:51:35.439 those like yoga mats under her bed. Every morning she 2294 01:51:35.479 --> 01:51:37.800 gets up, she's like, okay, gotta stretch, got gotta. 2295 01:51:37.600 --> 01:51:39.520 Do Warrior one, Warrior two. She has to go through 2296 01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:44.600 her sword forms, all right. So I don't feel need 2297 01:51:44.640 --> 01:51:46.560 to offer a palate cleanser. I think ever After should 2298 01:51:46.560 --> 01:51:48.119 be enjoyed by people of all ages. 2299 01:51:48.359 --> 01:51:50.479 I think so too, And I cannot tell you enough. 2300 01:51:50.520 --> 01:51:52.199 If you saw this movie in nineteen ninety eight like 2301 01:51:52.279 --> 01:51:53.960 I did, and you were like, that's a bad movie. 2302 01:51:54.560 --> 01:51:57.880 Watch it again. It ages better than you remember it. 2303 01:51:58.279 --> 01:52:01.880 It's much better than I remembered it, absolutely all right. 2304 01:52:02.079 --> 01:52:05.319 So, Erica, that's the end of our show. Everyone listening 2305 01:52:05.359 --> 01:52:07.560 can follow us on social media. We are on Blue Sky, 2306 01:52:07.760 --> 01:52:10.159 we are on threads. We are on Instagram. If you 2307 01:52:10.319 --> 01:52:13.880 want to request things on our monthly themes, you must 2308 01:52:13.880 --> 01:52:16.600 follow us on Instagram. 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If you're 2344 01:53:59.359 --> 01:54:01.439 on one of those and you haven't been thanked yet, 2345 01:54:01.520 --> 01:54:05.119 please check your messages on Patreon. Check in you guys. 2346 01:54:05.600 --> 01:54:08.960 Today we are hearing from Ooh, the One, the Only, 2347 01:54:09.319 --> 01:54:11.039 Harvey Firestein. 2348 01:54:11.039 --> 01:54:14.279 Well Bonchour that age Well listeners. Isn't it a delight 2349 01:54:14.399 --> 01:54:17.359 to have me back here again. I love this discussion 2350 01:54:17.399 --> 01:54:20.359 on ever After, but I want to know when is 2351 01:54:20.439 --> 01:54:23.199 Hollywood going to green light what are my queer retellings 2352 01:54:23.239 --> 01:54:26.319 of a fairy tale? Jonathan Bailey already sucked on Matt 2353 01:54:26.359 --> 01:54:28.920 Bowma's feet and fellow travelers. Let's get the two of 2354 01:54:29.000 --> 01:54:31.079 them and send a feller and make the whole trying 2355 01:54:31.119 --> 01:54:34.439 on the glass slipper scene a little freaky. I've had 2356 01:54:34.560 --> 01:54:37.079 Kristen Stewart signed on for the most fucked up version 2357 01:54:37.119 --> 01:54:39.760 of Little Red Riding Whud You've ever heard of for years, and. 2358 01:54:39.800 --> 01:54:40.800 I can't get funding. 2359 01:54:41.319 --> 01:54:43.520 I don't want to say too much, but Holland Taylor 2360 01:54:43.560 --> 01:54:46.399 plays a grandmother and Sarah Parson plays the wolf, and 2361 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:49.720 the double entendres right themselves. But I'm not here to 2362 01:54:49.800 --> 01:54:52.680 talk about the vagaries of a career in show business. 2363 01:54:53.119 --> 01:54:56.000 I'm here to thank Melissa for being a patron of 2364 01:54:56.119 --> 01:54:56.880 that aged well. 2365 01:54:57.319 --> 01:54:58.600 What a great gal she is. 2366 01:54:59.159 --> 01:55:01.520 I know if she as an executive at Warner Brothers, 2367 01:55:01.840 --> 01:55:05.279 my adaptation of the Three Little Pigs starring Chris Kolfa, 2368 01:55:05.640 --> 01:55:08.279 Justice Smith and Brandon Flynn would already have been made. 2369 01:55:08.760 --> 01:55:11.800 Ricky Martin, Beattie Wong and Murray botlet are all currently 2370 01:55:11.920 --> 01:55:13.840 fighting over who gets to play the wolf, and no 2371 01:55:13.920 --> 01:55:15.880 matter which one of them wins, we would all make 2372 01:55:15.920 --> 01:55:18.520 out like bandits. The whole thing is enough to make 2373 01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.239 Anita Bryant's head explode. Can you believe that bitch is 2374 01:55:21.239 --> 01:55:25.479 still alive? And it would frankly print money anyway. Thank you, 2375 01:55:25.680 --> 01:55:28.960 Melissa for being a bright light in these trying times. 2376 01:55:29.479 --> 01:55:31.760 Uncle Hobby is so happy he could be here to 2377 01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:32.640 celebrate you. 2378 01:55:33.560 --> 01:55:33.800 Ah. 2379 01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:37.399 I actually can't believe Innita Bryant's still alive. I thought 2380 01:55:37.439 --> 01:55:39.560 height was supposed to kill you eventually. I know. 2381 01:55:39.680 --> 01:55:42.880 I think it makes you stronger, keeps you hearty. 2382 01:55:43.119 --> 01:55:44.600 It pickles you, It pickles you. 2383 01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:47.199 Jim only didn't know that until you sold me. 2384 01:55:47.279 --> 01:55:48.920 And I'm like, oh, now I have to know that 2385 01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:50.800 if I have to know it, so to you. 2386 01:55:51.279 --> 01:55:54.000 Damn it, damn it, Jimmy Carter just passed, But fucking 2387 01:55:54.039 --> 01:55:55.319 Anita Bryan's still alive. 2388 01:55:55.439 --> 01:55:57.399 Damn it, Harvey, why do you have to share that bit? 2389 01:56:03.279 --> 01:56:06.680 Future Paul and Erica here, Oh my god, you guys. 2390 01:56:07.319 --> 01:56:09.000 Did we kill Anita Bryant? 2391 01:56:09.319 --> 01:56:10.640 Ding dong the bitch died? 2392 01:56:11.319 --> 01:56:14.119 No shit, guys, we recorded that and the next day she. 2393 01:56:14.319 --> 01:56:18.600 Died, and you know what, I don't feel bad about it. 2394 01:56:19.159 --> 01:56:21.840 So are we witches? 2395 01:56:22.239 --> 01:56:23.439 I hope? 2396 01:56:23.560 --> 01:56:26.399 So it is possible for witches, in which case I 2397 01:56:26.520 --> 01:56:28.479 just want to say, for the record, I hope David 2398 01:56:28.560 --> 01:56:31.319 miss Cabbage enjoys the anal worts. 2399 01:56:31.359 --> 01:56:31.680 I guess. 2400 01:56:31.960 --> 01:56:33.439 I guess I gave him with my mind. 2401 01:56:34.159 --> 01:56:37.359 And I hope Anita Bryan is enjoying swimming in the 2402 01:56:37.479 --> 01:56:40.000 tub of fetid urine that I'm sure she's in right now, 2403 01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:43.199 in whatever plane she may be existing on. Burn, bitch, Burn, 2404 01:56:43.520 --> 01:56:43.960 I hate you. 2405 01:56:44.319 --> 01:56:45.399 Maybe hell does exist? 2406 01:56:48.119 --> 01:56:52.720 Okay, back to the show, all right, Erica, any final 2407 01:56:52.760 --> 01:56:54.359 thoughts and ever after? Ever after? 2408 01:56:56.640 --> 01:57:02.960 Signora, A bird may love a fish. But where, where 2409 01:57:03.079 --> 01:57:06.079 or where does my English accent come from? 2410 01:57:07.079 --> 01:57:09.359 It's not Leads. It's definitely not Leads. 2411 01:57:09.479 --> 01:57:14.640 What county is this accent from? I love you, Drew Barrymore. 2412 01:57:14.760 --> 01:57:17.159 I really do never change, never change? 2413 01:57:24.960 --> 01:57:27.239 Oh God, really quick, really quick, because I didn't think 2414 01:57:27.239 --> 01:57:32.079 of one off the top of my head. Hmmm, No, 2415 01:57:32.199 --> 01:57:35.399 because you're gonna know the lyrics to that one. I'm 2416 01:57:35.439 --> 01:57:37.279 trying to find way that you wouldn't know the lyrics 2417 01:57:37.319 --> 01:57:41.319 too necessarily, but they're really Google's only giving me really 2418 01:57:41.520 --> 01:57:44.319 really like they're like, what about the pet shot boys. 2419 01:57:44.399 --> 01:57:46.800 I'm like, we all know the pet shop boys.