Speaker 1: Hey, it's Neil Savedra.
Speaker 2: You're listening to kfi EM six forty the four report
Speaker 2: on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: How do you Do?
Speaker 2: Just talked with my buddy Wing Lamb and Andrea Perez
Speaker 2: and Taylor Perez. Sweet folks, good folks there at the
Speaker 2: sixty fifth annual Garden Grove Strawberry Festival. So that's been
Speaker 2: Memorial Day weekend the twenty third May twenty third through
Speaker 2: the twenty six free find out more at Strawberry Festival
Speaker 2: dot org.
Speaker 1: So food, carnival, games.
Speaker 2: Of course, strawberries and lots of them, contests, live music,
Speaker 2: a lot going on. They were kind enough to ask
Speaker 2: me to be a part of the parade. I can't
Speaker 2: do it this year, but I highly recommend that you
Speaker 2: go and enjoy what they have to offer. And they're
Speaker 2: just really really good folks. Also another shout out to
Speaker 2: Oste Ostay.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Asta Astay Ostay a stay.
Speaker 1: Well you're Italian is all? I think they're Hispanic. Woe
Speaker 1: would be s Day? S Day? What up es Day?
Speaker 2: That was good food, Yes, and they were kind enough
Speaker 2: to bring us food. They couldn't be with us because
Speaker 2: mother's day weekend, very very busy. They're there in West
Speaker 2: Hollywood and their food was excellent. You can find out
Speaker 2: more at O STE Los Angeles dot com, O S
Speaker 2: t E Los Angeles dot com. And they brought us
Speaker 2: gluten free options for because my guest who's been hanging
Speaker 2: out with us this whole show is Justin Scarred. He
Speaker 2: was a member of the punk band The Scarred and
Speaker 2: now he has a YouTube channel, great one.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites. He's a vlogger there and thanks.
Speaker 2: You know, I like it funny because I went up
Speaker 2: to him at an event and I said, hey, I
Speaker 2: just wanted to shake your hand and say hello, and
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, Hi, what's your name and my name?
Speaker 2: And he stared at my mouth yea, And so it's
Speaker 2: weird to hear you not coming up.
Speaker 3: I recognize your voice at first, and I was like
Speaker 3: that's I was like, what, that's your name? And you're
Speaker 3: like Nils Nissa Vager from KFI.
Speaker 2: That was very cool because I obviously appreciate what you
Speaker 2: do and enjoy it, and you're often keeping me company
Speaker 2: when I'm in my shop and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But you've done that for me many a Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 2: So you know, it was very cool, and I said,
Speaker 2: come on the show. We'll just talk about your adventures
Speaker 2: because I know my listeners, you know, love this country
Speaker 2: and what it has to offer fan people that are
Speaker 2: looking to explore things.
Speaker 1: Route sixty six is magical. Yeah. And it leaves from LA. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know, people always say you got to go Chicago
Speaker 3: to LA, but I'm a rebel. I like to go
Speaker 3: the other way.
Speaker 1: Oh that's for the old days.
Speaker 3: They all went down from Chicago to LA. But now
Speaker 3: we're here, so we got to go back the other way.
Speaker 3: Oh so you've been okay, So where does it end?
Speaker 3: So it goes from Chicago, starts in Chicago right downtown,
Speaker 3: and then it goes all the way out here to
Speaker 3: basically Santa Monica. Peers like the symbolic end of it.
Speaker 3: It was Lincoln and I forget what down there in
Speaker 3: Santa Monica sort of dead ended, and we used the
Speaker 3: dead end right across the street from Clifton's like in
Speaker 3: the twenties, and then it pushed out towards Santa Monica
Speaker 3: and out towards pch So nowadays the pier is like
Speaker 3: the symbolic end of Route sixty six, So I always
Speaker 3: go down there and talk to the guys in the little,
Speaker 3: the little end of the road shop down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I.
Speaker 3: Was walking by just taking pictures of justin becuz I've
Speaker 3: done a lot of re sixty six stuff. You never
Speaker 3: watched any of my videos. That's probably where I would start.
Speaker 3: I would watch either some playlists Route sixty six end
Speaker 3: to end on there, and I spent a lot of
Speaker 3: time out there being very hungry, wishing they'd get on
Speaker 3: the ball with that gluten free food.
Speaker 2: How about some root Nicks the gluten how about that
Speaker 2: so I can get my kicks.
Speaker 3: Speaking by the way of that high biscus celtz, was
Speaker 3: it high biscus strawberry seltzer, which we didn't realize how
Speaker 3: the alcohol in it, So they were like, it's gluten free,
Speaker 3: and I'm over there taking a sip of it, and
Speaker 3: George whispers to me during your last segment, he goes,
Speaker 3: here's my ride home, and I almost spit take all
Speaker 3: over the studio. So that was dangerous five percent alcohol
Speaker 3: by volume.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be okay. It's ten proof. Yeah, with
Speaker 1: my one said strawberry.
Speaker 2: Hiscus hard Seltzer from Beechwood Physical f I z z I, oh,
Speaker 2: I see what the busy coal physy coal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get Yeah, I'm really glad. I didn't take
Speaker 1: a sip. It looked good.
Speaker 2: But so you've never had alcohol in his life, not
Speaker 2: a drop. Uh you're how tall are you? Just under
Speaker 2: six to one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So you're you're a big guy shoulders. I don't want
Speaker 2: to find out how you deal with alcohol for the
Speaker 2: first time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, studio. He wouldn't proof.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't drink the sasparilla not very farm with me
Speaker 3: once because he's like alcohol.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if there was alcohol, he wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, it look like it looks like beer.
Speaker 3: Several friends like that, though, who like if they grew
Speaker 3: up with maybe their dad's drink or something, who are like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just never wanted to touch it.
Speaker 1: It's really there's no there's no real rhyme reason too,
Speaker 1: just never got around to it. Probably not going.
Speaker 2: To No, there's no there's really no reason, right right,
Speaker 2: you know you'll be It's like anything else in life,
Speaker 2: strengths and weaknesses, the weaknesses.
Speaker 1: What about cigars, George, you ever have a good Stogy.
Speaker 1: I never smoked either once when I was He's a
Speaker 1: clean living man, never had alcohol.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, but then we didn't know this had alcohol, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a close call.
Speaker 1: Because sprits once. But that doesn't happen, right, George, that does.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to Hopefully there'll be a lot of
Speaker 3: people that will tell me that I'm wrong, and then
Speaker 3: there's tons of gluten free food in Orange County. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm hoping for after this, that I just get
Speaker 3: inundated with like you fool.
Speaker 2: You will be surprised. And it's one of the coolest
Speaker 2: parts of the show. I mean, listen, I never ever
Speaker 2: say I'm an expert. I sam an enthusiast. I just
Speaker 2: love it, right, and so I find out stuff all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: You know, how do you choose what to eat?
Speaker 3: Because now you've you've eaten the best of the best,
Speaker 3: the worst of the worst. Everyone's bringing you food. You
Speaker 3: call yourself the well fed host, which is my favorite
Speaker 3: thing ever. Well, yeah, the first time I ever heard
Speaker 3: you say that, start dying like, well, I am your
Speaker 3: well fed host.
Speaker 1: I am, it's my job. But so how do you
Speaker 1: pick where to eat? Then? If you're just you've got
Speaker 1: so many options. I have four. It's easy for me.
Speaker 3: I just grazed through them all leave waste me. But
Speaker 3: how could you ever pick a favorite? Because I'm sure
Speaker 3: if you're a ghust anywhere, that's why everyone asks.
Speaker 1: You right away.
Speaker 2: Yes, and people say, or they'll say, what's the best?
Speaker 2: I said, I don't do that. Who am I to
Speaker 2: say what's the best?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I will tell you, God, I think this is the best,
Speaker 2: or this is my favorite, and I'll tell you why,
Speaker 2: because if I like something, if I don't tell you
Speaker 2: why I like it, it may be like, for instance,
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan of Oonie. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what that is, so either, well, I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: you it's gluten free. Okay, yeah, but it's it's also
Speaker 2: see your gonad?
Speaker 3: Oh well, I haven't eaten a lot of gonads, so
Speaker 3: that might be the reason it's gluten free. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I've eaten what you could get. I've eaten
Speaker 3: what's it called snails? Because of that? Oh yeah, as
Speaker 3: cargo and uh they were like, well, it's gluten free.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well when in Rome? And I didn't know
Speaker 3: when I first ates cargo that you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: chew it till it disappears. It's kind of like a
Speaker 3: chu choo chu chuo swallow situation. And I just kept
Speaker 3: chewing it. So this is really great and by the
Speaker 3: end of it, you're kind of earthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually a really great video his first time
Speaker 1: trying his cargo. Yeah, I was. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I watched talk about a Fish out of waters me
Speaker 3: in Paris ten years ago, skinny little punk rock kid.
Speaker 1: Like, let's cargo. Look at me, I'm in PERI yeah,
Speaker 1: look at me. Look at snails are not bad.
Speaker 2: Though they're not I do like and listen, you put
Speaker 2: enough butter and garlics.
Speaker 1: And that's really what it is. And then you need
Speaker 1: those mints that you keep talking exactly Elman past the
Speaker 1: zelmens zelmonds. Honey, you smell like snail. Oh sorry, Darling,
Speaker 1: tired tired of stinking of snail and tries almonds.
Speaker 2: But remember, enjoy the mint then swallowed. Don't champ like
Speaker 2: a Nand yeah, I got admit. I bit the mint too.
Speaker 1: Everybody does it where the mint biting.
Speaker 2: Everybody does it unless I say, because that's what you
Speaker 2: do with the mint.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to that sweet sweet oil. I
Speaker 1: didn't know it's.
Speaker 2: Supposed to go down my colle It's like that was
Speaker 2: the old commercial of how many links does it take to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what is the oil? What is the oil inside?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's parsley parsley. So I wanted to taste it
Speaker 3: and then I did, Well, that's strong. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: little Yeah, so you're supposed to swallow it and it
Speaker 3: mints you from the inside.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not a mint, but partially has been. I
Speaker 2: mean through the times of Rome. It's a breath refreshing.
Speaker 2: It does, and it helps, it's a it helps. I
Speaker 2: need destive system. I could use all the help I
Speaker 2: could get there. Yeah, I need Look at that, my
Speaker 2: guts and my teeth. Just the whole food system on
Speaker 2: me is jacked.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with your teeth. Look at me.
Speaker 3: There was one time here at the station. You're in
Speaker 3: the club. Oh yeah, they're natural holding down the fort.
Speaker 3: We don't have any Georgia teeth.
Speaker 2: Look at that with a smile, you know why you're going, Wow,
Speaker 2: that guy is handsome with his smile and.
Speaker 1: Then boomser with his fist.
Speaker 3: He's like, sorry, I bring him along security, bro, haven't
Speaker 3: had to do it yet.
Speaker 2: Good yeah, knock on wood. Oh my god, he just
Speaker 2: broke the table. All right, we'll be back with more.
Speaker 2: Go nowhere, hanging out with some new friends, talking about food,
Speaker 2: the stuff.
Speaker 1: To do in the Southland and beyond.
Speaker 2: I have a love for Route sixty six. I'm fascinated
Speaker 2: with it. I don't know why. We'll find out what
Speaker 2: you know? What you know, encourage you to go down
Speaker 2: that path. When we turn go nowhere.
Speaker 4: You're listening to The Fork Report with Nil Savedra on
Speaker 4: demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, it's the Fork Report, celebrating food and hanging
Speaker 2: out with George and Justin Today. Justin Scard a member
Speaker 2: of the punk rock band The Scard, but then turned
Speaker 2: his focus to YouTube vlogging, telling stories about southern California
Speaker 2: and beyond and you know everything from Disneyland, the Old West,
Speaker 2: the entire stretch of Route sixty six. One of the
Speaker 2: things that I loved and actually because I'm a maker,
Speaker 2: I have a shop at home and I love to
Speaker 2: make stuff. Hey, you made me stick stickers today And
Speaker 2: one of the episodes when you were doing your custom
Speaker 2: masks like the old school masks of Halloween.
Speaker 1: Aaa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're doing these masks of you and the
Speaker 2: character the cartoon of you, and it was the old
Speaker 2: school and I can't remember the company.
Speaker 1: So there was two big companies like Rubies. Yeah and
Speaker 1: Oh don Po No, No, it wasn't there.
Speaker 2: This was older than that. These were the old vacuum Cooper. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like then Cooper masks, the old that's a vacuum
Speaker 2: four masks that we wore. Yeah, it's the elastic strap
Speaker 2: on the back. And you had a limited number made
Speaker 2: for something you were doing.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what for. I think we made it
Speaker 1: for Midsommar's Scream.
Speaker 3: So I used to do the Midsomber Stream convention every
Speaker 3: year and then she got too crazy, too many people,
Speaker 3: and uh so we did masks.
Speaker 1: Is that a bad thing?
Speaker 3: Well, we were just kind of on our own with
Speaker 3: my friends, like running the booth and I don't really
Speaker 3: have anything horror related to sell. So we were spending
Speaker 3: thousands of dollars to build out like a hunted house
Speaker 3: booth and build props. And then one day it occurred
Speaker 3: to us, like it's a lot of people, there's no staff.
Speaker 3: That's kind of crazy, and we'd be in there for
Speaker 3: nine hours a day and we're like, eh, maybe skip
Speaker 3: a few years, just take a break.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: But we made those Halloween masks and then ironically we
Speaker 3: didn't sell that many there.
Speaker 1: We sold more like online. They were cool.
Speaker 3: I spent my whole fortieth birthday one of those masks.
Speaker 3: It was easier or was it you exactly? That's how
Speaker 3: you skip out on your own party. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: am fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am fine. I am good. I am just
Speaker 1: in scarred. Are you eating a donut? No, I am not.
Speaker 3: I just like anything old school, and those plastic masks
Speaker 3: are very Americans old school.
Speaker 1: You know. That's why I carved the tiki masks to
Speaker 1: do the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I like any kind of weird
Speaker 3: mid century Americana thing.
Speaker 2: There's something about it. There's a charm in it, and
Speaker 2: you know, it was cute, you know the Uh. I've
Speaker 2: always been fascinated with Root sixty six. There's something even
Speaker 2: and we've got something in the Hills and there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's just something about it. And like I was saying, uh,
Speaker 2: And many people probably haven't heard this yet because they've
Speaker 2: kind of been doing a soft opening. But the Magic Lamp, Yeah,
Speaker 2: on Route sixty six is back open and they've kind
Speaker 2: of been doing a soft open. I've been talking to
Speaker 2: Edward over there. We were talking about maybe doing something
Speaker 2: together because I'm excited.
Speaker 1: You know, the stained.
Speaker 2: Glass, the booths say everything and cool they've got on weekends,
Speaker 2: they've got magicians, they've got musicians, they've you know, and
Speaker 2: a supper clubs are coming back.
Speaker 3: That's really interesting and that fascinating. That is very weird
Speaker 3: because that's never really been around basically my whole life.
Speaker 3: So because I'm only forty two, so I never experienced
Speaker 3: a supper club, you know, well.
Speaker 2: They're coming back because people want more than just good food,
Speaker 2: they want a good vibe.
Speaker 3: Well, now you have everything you ever thought you wanted
Speaker 3: in your life. When I was a kid, there was nothing.
Speaker 3: There's you know three, we didn't have cable, and then
Speaker 3: now you got everything you want at your fingertips at home.
Speaker 3: And I think, especially after COVID, it's like we don't
Speaker 3: really have everything we need at home. We need to
Speaker 3: go out, we need people, we need live. I want
Speaker 3: to feel things and you know, wait, well you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, maybe you should still stay who are you, sir?
Speaker 3: But I mean, like this weather is hot, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, it makes me want to get on
Speaker 3: a road trip. I just like being out and feeling
Speaker 3: and you know, the environment around you and meeting people.
Speaker 3: And people ask me all the time, like how do
Speaker 3: you film all these weird roadside attractions? And how did
Speaker 3: you find out about all this stuff? I ask I like,
Speaker 3: show up at the weird small town well out. Mike,
Speaker 3: Ali and I were just in Gold Country up there,
Speaker 3: and like I saw Columbia and we just filmed the
Speaker 3: whole episode up there, and part of it was in
Speaker 3: the morning. I walked into the visitor center and we
Speaker 3: just talked to the two ladies in there for I
Speaker 3: don't know, forty five minutes and then oh, when you
Speaker 3: come back, you got to go to this place in
Speaker 3: that place. And that's like, that's why I like road trips.
Speaker 3: And Route sixty six is the world's greatest excuse for
Speaker 3: It's a conduit to just getting out and having an adventure.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: And I'm a fan of movies obviously, love Back to
Speaker 2: the Future is one of them. Yeah, a friend of mine, Mike,
Speaker 2: actually owns a DeLorean time machine shot and he owns
Speaker 2: an ECDO one and what he built these things.
Speaker 1: He's just an amazing Do you have an A team van.
Speaker 3: That's the one missing thing I don't believe he has.
Speaker 3: He needs a trifecta of the eighties.
Speaker 1: You have the eighteen van. Get the eighteen van.
Speaker 4: Now, wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it when a plan comes together. Lack
Speaker 1: exactly all right?
Speaker 2: Figure out more to com the Fork Report, hanging out
Speaker 2: with Justin Scarred Tale Mad Scarred Tales from random Land,
Speaker 2: his first book. You can find out more about that
Speaker 2: at randomland dot com, randomland dot com.
Speaker 1: Much more of this stuff.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about Route sixty six some more because I'm
Speaker 2: fascinated by it. We come back and then we'll get
Speaker 2: into Disneyland in the parks and stuff like Universal all
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 4: You're listening to The Fork Report with Nil Savedra on
Speaker 4: demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2: You know they've got this Stonefire information here, but it's
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Speaker 2: my guest. You can find him on YouTube as well
Speaker 2: as his randomland dot com.
Speaker 1: Randomland dot com. It's like Launderland, but more fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. So what you're obviously you love Americana. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Route sixty six. I love America.
Speaker 1: It's a great ace to be.
Speaker 3: Somebody, somebody I know said it's the worst country in
Speaker 3: the world except for all the other ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There, I am not afraid to say that I love America.
Speaker 2: I love it's magical. Yeah, I do think that it's magical.
Speaker 2: And then you know, especially the more of it, you see.
Speaker 2: And I've now been to forty nine states. Wow, it's
Speaker 2: like that's my dream. I'm just missing Alaska. But Alaska's
Speaker 2: been to Alaska, little Price, and I'm missing forty nine.
Speaker 1: What are you missing North Dakota, I'm missing everything.
Speaker 3: When I went to North Dakota a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: and I walked into my first gas station just over
Speaker 3: the border, and the lady goes, forty nine or fifty,
Speaker 3: I said forty nine, And so how do you know?
Speaker 3: It's everybody's forty ninth or fiftieth state. So that's the
Speaker 3: only reason book come here.
Speaker 1: Wow, but there's a grat.
Speaker 3: Speaking of highways, there's a rad thing called the Enchanted
Speaker 3: Highway in North Dakota and it's all these this This
Speaker 3: artistned Gary Greff. He was from this little town called Regent,
Speaker 3: North Dakota. There's a little dying town. They weren't even
Speaker 3: going to pave the roads. They closed the high school.
Speaker 3: So he started constructing these gigantic that will sculptures all
Speaker 3: up and down the highway, this little stretch of highway,
Speaker 3: and then converted the high school into a castle themed hotel.
Speaker 3: And I was in the castle themed hotel, in the
Speaker 3: hot tub. It's in the former gymnasium. And then all
Speaker 3: the lights turned off, which is a big switch, and
Speaker 3: I could see where the switch was and it physically
Speaker 3: went down.
Speaker 1: I went, this high school is haunted. So there's my
Speaker 1: ghost story for you.
Speaker 3: I should have saved that for George Norri, but you
Speaker 3: know what, Nil Savedra's more important.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. Yeah. Fascinating. So it could have been
Speaker 1: a ghost, couldn't it.
Speaker 2: I love it, Love me some George. He's enough of George.
Speaker 2: He's my second favorite George. George, Yeah, next to this, George,
Speaker 2: you're my first.
Speaker 1: Am I the first. Yeah, I mean I am in
Speaker 1: the book.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. George Norri is not in the book.
Speaker 3: George in the book fifty one is in the book
Speaker 3: The Tales from random Land. You've been out to area.
Speaker 1: I took George out there seeing now before that whole
Speaker 1: school George before speaking of that, before the whole storm
Speaker 1: area fifty one thing. It was totally we're on a list.
Speaker 3: And when I had to do a background check to
Speaker 3: go film in the Hoover Dam and they told me like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're on a list because we were out there at
Speaker 3: the gate and got chased out.
Speaker 1: It's all on the book. But I never I never
Speaker 1: said that before.
Speaker 3: I never realized you always hear interviews with people though
Speaker 3: it's in my book, and now I get to say that, Hey, it's.
Speaker 1: The first time.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, exactly, I am a tool. Now my haters
Speaker 3: can clip that.
Speaker 1: Use that, you haters. They think I don't know I'm
Speaker 1: a tool.
Speaker 3: I know you know. So But we went out there
Speaker 3: and got chased out by the.
Speaker 1: Cameo dudes and the whole thing.
Speaker 3: And it was and then we went back up down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we went back last year. It was a whole different
Speaker 3: experience because now it's more normal with the internet, people
Speaker 3: go out there and take pictures in front of the gate.
Speaker 3: But ten years ago it was legitimately terrifying. So how
Speaker 3: did they get.
Speaker 1: Your name and stuff?
Speaker 3: Because they they have this parabolic microphones, they get your
Speaker 3: license plate, they have sensors and uh. I had a
Speaker 3: friend who who had occasion to have dinner with a
Speaker 3: certain base commander and then my name came up every
Speaker 3: time they go for a job promotion, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: that sucks to be Yeah, there was a worst incident
Speaker 3: at White Sands the missile base where I there's a
Speaker 3: museum there of missiles.
Speaker 1: See, I'm always looking for interesting things. That film I
Speaker 1: came across some website. Oh they've got a museum of
Speaker 1: missiles there. You just drive up to the base and
Speaker 1: there's a free museum you can fill. Great. So I'm
Speaker 1: driving up the road and it's like, we will shoot you,
Speaker 1: we will shoot you.
Speaker 3: I get all the way to the front gate, they go,
Speaker 3: I d oh, of course, sorry, I haven't reaching for
Speaker 3: my hand of my driver's life. He goes military id
Speaker 3: and upcome the machine guns, the barricades.
Speaker 1: Apparently that parks open like one day a year or something,
Speaker 1: and I had a.
Speaker 3: GoPro in the window. Yeah this was not that day.
Speaker 3: So you know, those are the sketchy incidents. But most
Speaker 3: of the time, I do, I promise, I do love America.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to steal our secrets.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I want to go to the missile movies. I do
Speaker 1: want to know about the aliens. But you know, there's
Speaker 1: no alien. I know, poor George, there's no alien. Not
Speaker 1: you George, the other George. They haven't visited us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it takes too much to do that, but they could
Speaker 1: be sending probes were actually hoping for that. I know.
Speaker 3: I hope aliens are not real. I hope Bigfoot is real.
Speaker 3: I doubt it, but I hope.
Speaker 1: Uh do. I want to know something fun and you
Speaker 1: can stay there. That's all I want. My wife and.
Speaker 2: I own a sasquatch theme Captain big.
Speaker 1: Bear, are you serious? Stay?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I cannot wait to stay there. Bear does bring George,
Speaker 3: but he has to stay outside.
Speaker 1: It might wear a gilly suit just to see if
Speaker 1: anybody freaks.
Speaker 3: Stayed at a horror themed one up there, and it
Speaker 3: was the one with the shining bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was pretty cool. That's the axe in
Speaker 2: the door in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I need a big foot one though, but that's each
Speaker 3: room is or.
Speaker 2: There's there's sasquatch, there's big foot and they're abominable.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, my wife's a big fit. Yeah. There's actually
Speaker 1: a full size YETI in there. Okay, that is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll have to go and enjoy yourself. Did you steal
Speaker 1: it from the matter horn? It's got no but I
Speaker 1: love that one. As I you up with the one
Speaker 1: that just had the swinging arm. It was just like
Speaker 1: arm came down and now like it's fer and it
Speaker 1: looks like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now it looks like everybody's mother in law it's
Speaker 3: coming after you. Yeah said that. Before Mother's Day, it
Speaker 3: was like scrap, no, sorry, everybody's mother in law.
Speaker 1: What's the one in Florida that doesn't work? The animatronic?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the Expedition Ever. The Expedition ever is they built.
Speaker 3: They put a giant, yetty animatronic in there and it
Speaker 3: broke right away and they can't fix it because they
Speaker 3: have to tear apart the whole mountain. It's so big
Speaker 3: they've never fixed it, and put a strobe light in there,
Speaker 3: and now they just call it disco yetti. So you're
Speaker 3: just passing underneath some big furry thing with a stroke light.
Speaker 1: Get Bob Girl out there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Bob Girl built the he built the King Kong out here.
Speaker 1: That thing worked forever. He's not afraid and it was cool.
Speaker 3: I hope Universal replaces that one day. Bob still around,
Speaker 3: he's probably got the plane bombed.
Speaker 1: And that's not to say it's not cool to see
Speaker 1: the three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but screens or screens, but man for somebody who
Speaker 2: loves props, yeah, making it to see that thing that big,
Speaker 2: and to have the banana breath.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the helicopter coming down and the tram shook.
Speaker 2: It was that is sheer magic. Yeah, they could do
Speaker 2: it again, Yeah, I think so. I remember universals do.
Speaker 2: I went to the new park in Florida, the Epicuters Park.
Speaker 2: That blew my mind what they can do. I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan of the original classic Monsters too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy, the whole dark universe.
Speaker 3: And I saw the new monster designs and at first
Speaker 3: I was skeptical, but once you go there and experience
Speaker 3: the whole story of it, it's amazing. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 3: totally sidetracked you no Americana, but like, I guess.
Speaker 1: That's the part of it now.
Speaker 2: All right, Tiffany Hobbs is gonna join us with these
Speaker 2: boys coming up, tell you what she's got going on
Speaker 2: at five, So go nowhere. You've been listening to the
Speaker 2: Fork Report, you can always hear us live on KFI
Speaker 2: AM six forty two to five pm on Saturday and
Speaker 2: anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3: You're talking about your big Foot them cabin And I
Speaker 3: was just thinking of my mom because Mother's Day tomorrow
Speaker 3: and how I bought their packs of little miniature bigfoot
Speaker 3: like figures, like, oh yeah, you get this, big packs
Speaker 3: and packs of them, and I kept leaving them in
Speaker 3: their house.
Speaker 1: Every time I go over, I just sneak a few
Speaker 1: around their house.
Speaker 3: They have a whole jar full of big feet now, oh,
Speaker 3: because they'll just keep leaving bigfoots in their house, so
Speaker 3: they'd be happy to donate those to you.
Speaker 1: They're like, what are we gonna do with these?
Speaker 2: You're gonna enjoy them because they're from your son, Yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: and they were.
Speaker 1: They were delivered here with me and I wouldn't admit
Speaker 1: it to it for a long time. What are these
Speaker 1: all these bigfoots here? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: If you've learned nothing from today, you learn this justin
Speaker 2: Scarred from randomland dot com is indeed random.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, I love that things. I appreciate.
Speaker 2: That's why you have three hundred thousand subscribers on your
Speaker 2: YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Not quite. Maybe at the end of today.
Speaker 2: You're knocking on the door there Route sixty six, the
Speaker 2: old West Disneyland. You're really in the universal right now
Speaker 2: because they've got their fanam that fanfast thing is so
Speaker 2: cool and the Epic Universe.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go back for Opening Day in Flora
Speaker 3: for that because that was that blew me away. That
Speaker 3: was like, that's what happens when the bean counters. Let
Speaker 3: the creatives go for it.
Speaker 2: And the's same with Disney. It's the only time you succeed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the creatives do there that the creatives create. So speaking
Speaker 2: of creatives, we've got Tiffany Hobbs coming up with her.
Speaker 2: You know what, I like this and I've said this before,
Speaker 2: I like that you shuffle the deck. So Tiffany has
Speaker 2: a lot of different things from you know, basic interest
Speaker 2: stuff to news stories and things going on all over
Speaker 2: the place and the real people that are being affected.
Speaker 5: By absolutely So of course we'll get into the updates
Speaker 5: about what's going on locally. We have the CHP and
Speaker 5: their stealth vehicles have a lot to say about that.
Speaker 5: There's some stuff going on going around the Southland about
Speaker 5: Mother's Day, different events. Of course, we'll get into some
Speaker 5: of the things that you can do to celebrate your
Speaker 5: mom because its Mother's Day. Weaken my Mother will be
Speaker 5: coming on at about five fifty to just kind of
Speaker 5: give some random talk about random land, random stories and
Speaker 5: excuse me some fun memories about myself growing up, embarrassing things.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a fun show.
Speaker 1: Six o'clock.
Speaker 5: We're taking a deeper dive into AI as well, and
Speaker 5: how chat GPT is ruining education and people are sending
Speaker 5: their kids off to college soon, of course, and it's
Speaker 5: something that should be of concern.
Speaker 1: Are your students.
Speaker 5: Are your kids actually writing their papers or are they
Speaker 5: using chat GPT? Well, professors and teachers are saying the latter.
Speaker 5: Everyone's using chat GPT. Education is down the dumps or
Speaker 5: down the toilet. So we'll get into that, And of
Speaker 5: course I have a question for you for justin you said,
Speaker 5: I was listening to you the first half an hour
Speaker 5: talking about siliacs disease or what did you call it?
Speaker 1: I call it.
Speaker 5: Philias disease, right, And one of these I can't say
Speaker 5: that you're radio because my mom might be listening.
Speaker 1: Oh she knows you, she knows you, she met you.
Speaker 5: And one of the things that you said is that
Speaker 5: symptoms of it included you having some gastro intestino issues,
Speaker 5: of course, but especially when you would drink beer or
Speaker 5: you can't drink beer anymore. And I was wondering if
Speaker 5: I have Siliac's disease, because it's seems to happen to me.
Speaker 1: So how did you find it?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: Well, I was sick just forever. Everything felt like it
Speaker 1: made me sick because weets and everything. This is really hard.
Speaker 3: You have to do elimination diets or whatever, or you
Speaker 3: can get a cold and oscity and figure it out
Speaker 3: really quick.
Speaker 1: But I was just there that night.
Speaker 3: I was drinking whiskey and then they switched a beer,
Speaker 3: and I went, what's the difference here?
Speaker 1: Wait, beer's liquid bread, And it's just that's horrible. Do
Speaker 1: you ever get that shoulder pains?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I get used to get.
Speaker 3: I would call it the javelin pain where it feels
Speaker 3: like someone just put a metal rod through your.
Speaker 1: Back, almost like why has it hurt my back?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: And it was my guts.
Speaker 3: It was my and then your gut affects everything else,
Speaker 3: your attitude, your your mentality, and it just it completely
Speaker 3: changed my life to just be And I went to
Speaker 3: a divorce at the same time.
Speaker 1: All the bad things were happening all at once in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 4: Wasn't week?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: Married to wheat and you can't have this so so
Speaker 3: all the bad stuff kind happened. They got that diagnosis,
Speaker 3: and people going, aren't you sad you can't eat this
Speaker 3: and that and that? But no, because between being sick
Speaker 3: all the time or being healthy, it's like, no, I'm good,
Speaker 3: you know, I'll forego the bread.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you could tell yeah I wonder, I wonder
Speaker 1: blood test.
Speaker 3: But the only way to really confirm is still whoop
Speaker 3: up the you know.
Speaker 5: Like I don't want to give up beer, so I
Speaker 5: might just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your problem with that versus g beer.
Speaker 3: You know, we have gluten free beers, but I've never
Speaker 3: had and so I've just forgotten that's what Guinness did.
Speaker 1: That's not a beer. A beer? What did you say?
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a near beer and go pretend to
Speaker 3: have a fight, get a fake fight.
Speaker 2: That's like buying a love doll from China. You know
Speaker 2: that's not a girlfriend, sir, that's not real. I have
Speaker 2: some friends who would beg to different. Well, you and
Speaker 2: I are no longer friends. Then I don't like the
Speaker 2: circles you run.
Speaker 1: George. I knew this for a hand, but for you,
Speaker 1: it's George. I'm talking about Wow. No, not on Mother's Day? Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: George's mom, who is a wonderful lady. She is sweet.
Speaker 2: Well she made it. She made a neat son. So
Speaker 2: you guys are are great and I appreciate you taking
Speaker 2: the time to come on. Thanks for having it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Love what you do.
Speaker 2: And George, it has been nice to get to know
Speaker 2: you as well. We are definitely gonna hang out fan
Speaker 2: Fast because I don't think my wife gives. She loves Universal,
Speaker 2: but I don't think she cares about Star Wars or
Speaker 2: back to the Future.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Star Trek, Star Trek and up there, Star
Speaker 3: Trek is my other favorite thing.
Speaker 1: I just love start Star Wars nobody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Star Wars, but I love to make
Speaker 3: sure George lucas Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Let's just say that if we do go to fan Faster,
Speaker 1: my first time in Universal. They've never done Wow, he's
Speaker 1: never been there. She who lives in la I don't
Speaker 1: get him drunk cross two things off of his list
Speaker 1: in one. Yeah, it'll be fun. People from Norwalk don't
Speaker 1: go to Universal.
Speaker 5: I guess you need a fourth person for the ride,
Speaker 5: so I volunteer.
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