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Speaker 1: This hour on JARR brought to you by the Battle
Speaker 1: of the Band, Central Florida Fair. The site tonight fair underway,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, bands have already been picked and the winner of
Speaker 2: this Battle of the Bands it's going on all weekend.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 2: The winner of the Battle of the Bands gets to
Speaker 2: play opening night at Welcome to Rockville.
Speaker 1: And gets studio time. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: ticket you say, hey, I'm going to Battle of Bands.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to Battle of the Band. It's still at
Speaker 2: the ticket booth. Yeah, at the Fairgrounds.
Speaker 1: A good time. I'll be out there tonight started six.
Speaker 1: Uh So this would be a dream come true for me.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You decide to go to I don't go
Speaker 1: to see movies at the theater very.
Speaker 2: Often, and if he does, he sits in one seat.
Speaker 2: I have a area that we've already gone over there.
Speaker 2: It's to have a preferred area of the theater that
Speaker 2: I sit in. But I also like to go once
Speaker 2: the crowds have subsided, for you know, if it's a
Speaker 2: big movie or something, I wait a few weeks because
Speaker 2: I packed theater.
Speaker 1: Forget it. No, this would have been awesome. This couple
Speaker 1: decides to go see Captain America Brave New World, which
Speaker 1: that's been out a couple of weeks now, did very
Speaker 1: well the opening weekend. But they showed up Tuesday night
Speaker 1: place called Liberty Cinema, this in Wanachi, Washington. They were
Speaker 1: the only They had the whole theater to themselves.
Speaker 3: Did they rent the theater the whole thing, Nope, nope,
Speaker 3: they just were the only two that showed up for this.
Speaker 3: It was an early Tuesday evening screening, so there just
Speaker 3: weren't a lot of people that decided to go see
Speaker 3: that that night. So they're sitting there, they're in there
Speaker 3: waiting for you know, the movie to start, and the dude,
Speaker 3: here's some weird noises that sound like they're coming from
Speaker 3: the roof.
Speaker 1: So he gets up and here's some creaking and popping,
Speaker 1: and he looks down at his girlfriend. He says, run,
Speaker 1: oh no. Just as he says, the entire ceiling collapsed.
Speaker 1: The drop ceiling collapsed, narrowly missing both of them. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: so it didn't it out. Yeah. So this this theater
Speaker 1: was built in nineteen nineteen and hadn't been remodeled since
Speaker 1: the seventies. The drop ceiling had a catastrophic failure, and
Speaker 1: the owner of the theater says they're working with officials
Speaker 1: to try to figure out the cause of the collapse.
Speaker 1: There's like, the quote was, we're really fortunate this didn't
Speaker 1: happen on a Friday or Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, with a full house. Pat Now, two questions. First,
Speaker 2: is there are they giving them movie tickets for life
Speaker 2: or something free movies?
Speaker 1: Hope? I have no information to confirm or deny that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, next question you will have an answer to. I
Speaker 2: don't know which way you're going. That's why I asked,
Speaker 2: ceiling's falling? You grabbing your popcorn and soda or beer
Speaker 2: or whatever you bought at the concession.
Speaker 1: It probably wouldn't even think to do that. Now, even though,
Speaker 1: that's you know, fifteen bucks out the window. Fifteen my
Speaker 1: ass man, do you want to talk about you know,
Speaker 1: some of these theaters now with these state of the
Speaker 1: art immersive sound systems that Dolby at most. I wonder
Speaker 1: if that had anything to do with loosening things up
Speaker 1: up there in the old structure.
Speaker 2: Just about guarantee it all that low end base and
Speaker 2: stuff rattling stuff loose. I don't know how he heard
Speaker 2: the ceiling they heard popping, I know, but I'm saying
Speaker 2: with all the trailers and stuff, it hadn't started yet.
Speaker 1: They were just kind of sitting there hanging out.
Speaker 2: He's just you know, loosing up or buttoning and everything.
Speaker 2: I know how that goes at movies, old school.
Speaker 1: You're ready for the popcorn trick? Uh huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna need a collective moment of silence
Speaker 1: and recognition of Canada's master of burling, who has passed away.
Speaker 2: Don't even know what that.
Speaker 1: Is, neither did I until I read into this some more.
Speaker 1: You don't know what the term means, but you'll know
Speaker 1: what it is, and you've seen this is lumberjacks who
Speaker 1: spin logs, you know on the water that's called burling.
Speaker 1: I never knew that.
Speaker 2: I think I was watching a competition once. I don't
Speaker 2: know why Canada has curling and burling. Yeah, wow, it's
Speaker 2: all unfurling. So the head guy died on their greatest burler.
Speaker 2: Jubil Wickham, the master of burling in Canada. The impossible
Speaker 2: task of balancing on a slippery, spinning, floating log for
Speaker 2: as long as possible without falling off, has passed away
Speaker 2: at the age of ninety.
Speaker 1: I would not do that burling. Do you just fear.
Speaker 2: No little more than that? Well, it's like my friend
Speaker 2: tightrope walking on the bike rack in elementary school.
Speaker 1: Remember that this story I told you Every dude right
Speaker 1: now is just cringing without you even telling you.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell it, but good night, Yes he
Speaker 2: fell and what not?
Speaker 1: Good burling? Mm hm?
Speaker 2: I learned something new every day.
Speaker 1: They said. He had an uncanny sense of balance and
Speaker 1: ability to outlast opponents, which would earn him ten world
Speaker 1: championships between nineteen fifty six and nineteen sixty nine. His
Speaker 1: Guinness World Record still stands today.
Speaker 2: You think that turns Canadian ladies on at the bar oh,
Speaker 2: if you're a hotshot burler, I don't know is what
Speaker 2: you're called a burler? I guess so Burlesker, No, you'd
Speaker 2: have to be in drag or something I'm doing.
Speaker 1: They're not drag.
Speaker 2: But so wait, so do you think I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: sure the guy is a big beard because Lumberjack Burler.
Speaker 2: Would the ladies like that, you know, like they like
Speaker 2: pro athletes here probably so you know.
Speaker 1: He sounds like a man's man. M h God, he's
Speaker 1: married for sixty seven years. His wife was named Mavus.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, I grew up in Wanaji went to that
Speaker 2: theater many times. Lucky you weren't there on that Tuesday evening.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Jubiel Witheim, thank you for your contributions and
Speaker 1: not only to the world of Berlin, but just to
Speaker 1: just life in general, society in general.
Speaker 2: Man the legend in your own time.
Speaker 1: Jubial woman in England celebrated her one hundred and fifth
Speaker 1: birthday by going to a rave. Her name is Hilda
Speaker 1: Jackson and she didn't have to go far did she
Speaker 1: partake Her eighty one year old nephew. He heard that
Speaker 1: she wanted to wanted to have a rave for her birthday.
Speaker 1: So he got with the retirement home that helda lives
Speaker 1: in and they threw her a damn rave. I've got
Speaker 1: some visuals of this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 4: I know everybody there's only you have some decent beats,
Speaker 4: per Minic going there.
Speaker 2: Taco uh huh, glow sticks. I know you said the visuals,
Speaker 2: So I'm going to the j R Facebook. Of course,
Speaker 2: a rave at eleven in the morning, is he raves
Speaker 2: a rave man? They're still going on like that at eleven.
Speaker 2: I always like seeing that one just ending. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: you see people walking down the street who have been
Speaker 2: at like etc.
Speaker 1: I'm so thirsty.
Speaker 2: You see him walking down you know they're even a
Speaker 2: e s. You see them walking down the street like
Speaker 2: still fully roamed out, dressed up and rayed. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: wings on, you know, like angel wings and no pants
Speaker 2: and just's Sunday morning and you're going to church.
Speaker 1: Or even just you know, going to some sporting thing
Speaker 1: or whatever. Why do they all have binkies around their neck?
Speaker 1: Happy one hundred and fifth, Hilda you hell raiser you
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