Speaker 1: Mister Gray will see you now. And hopefully you're.
Speaker 2: Ready because it's.
Speaker 1: It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2: You're prepared for it to get weird.
Speaker 1: Things are gonna get weird.
Speaker 2: It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird. Let's get where where getting where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 2: I'm ready. Listen heard Eg just said the water and
Speaker 2: eight D. Let's get weird.
Speaker 1: My name Hoodie, I'm aware. And every week we come
Speaker 1: together give you the weird stories from the sheets, the
Speaker 1: smut sheets, the upside downs, the all around the smut,
Speaker 1: the romanticies and everything you can think of.
Speaker 2: Rainus.
Speaker 1: And you're in the Internet, don't forget that's where most
Speaker 1: of the smut starts at.
Speaker 2: Or it starts in books too.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's it's online book and then becomes a book.
Speaker 1: It's like that. I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 1: I'm just a smut that's on his website. All right,
Speaker 1: we're not, but we have had a week. I will
Speaker 1: tell you that right now.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you a funny story. So everyone thought
Speaker 2: that we were watching the second one together of the
Speaker 2: Fifty Shades Darker was the second one.
Speaker 1: Right well, preface set up for someone who didn't listen
Speaker 1: to the last week's episode, last episode of an Idiot
Speaker 1: but one.
Speaker 2: We were tasked to watch all three fifty Shades of
Speaker 2: Great movies because Hoodie got the fourth Wing novel, which
Speaker 2: he let me borrow, and he's on page five and
Speaker 2: I'm on page six maybe, and there's some smut in there.
Speaker 2: And so then we started talking about smutty stuff, and
Speaker 2: we went down the rabbit hole of fifty Shades, and
Speaker 2: me and Hoodie watched all three movies separately in our
Speaker 2: own establishments, in our own achorfe. He watched it with
Speaker 2: his wife. I watched it alone on my couch on
Speaker 2: your laptop because last night was the National Championship game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you sent me. Here's the thing, Eric sends
Speaker 1: you a picture you really did want to live tweet
Speaker 1: me the whole fucking dime. Dude. I was like, damn, bro,
Speaker 1: what you texting me? I saw it yesterday. I can't
Speaker 1: live tweet you right now.
Speaker 2: Well, I was live texting you because I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is so bad.
Speaker 1: It was like ten o'clock is a promise? Sleep now
Speaker 1: do you keep texting me about this movie.
Speaker 2: I was away watching the movie, but you will tell
Speaker 2: me a picture like I'm watching it.
Speaker 1: It was your lap with the lap. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell?
Speaker 2: It was my lap And it was a scene right
Speaker 2: before there.
Speaker 1: Was a naked scene. I was like, what the hell
Speaker 1: is this man doing? Right now?
Speaker 2: They were screwing like every two minutes in the last one.
Speaker 2: In all three movies, it's like.
Speaker 1: Sex, sex, sex. That's why people like it.
Speaker 2: I get it, But it's also like, this is come on,
Speaker 2: let's be realistic. Can we talk Can we talk about
Speaker 2: it now or what do you want.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, you just gotta set up why we were
Speaker 1: talking about it.
Speaker 2: Movie one, fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so overall, let's start overall big picture. Then
Speaker 1: we go micros the Crash.
Speaker 2: The movies all three are trash. The acting is terrible,
Speaker 2: The actors were terrible. Nobody looked like they wanted to
Speaker 2: be a part of it, except the in the third movie,
Speaker 2: the villain Guy Hardy Handy Jack Hardy. He looked like
Speaker 2: he was the only one that wanted to be there.
Speaker 2: Rito already want to be there. Dakota Johnson was Rita
Speaker 2: or in the first one, because I know she's not
Speaker 2: in the first one. She's only second and cast the sister.
Speaker 1: I was like explaining that rita Or is a different
Speaker 1: ethnicity than everyone in this family.
Speaker 2: She adopted, but all the kids were adopted.
Speaker 1: I thought the other two words, they all were adopted.
Speaker 2: That was the point that you that you glazed over
Speaker 2: that the family.
Speaker 1: Adopted one of the movies.
Speaker 2: I felt the end of the first one. I forgot
Speaker 2: the first one. I didn't see the end ning well.
Speaker 1: So the funny thing is more has seen these movies,
Speaker 1: and she she swore that I had seen them too.
Speaker 1: I didn't remember any of these movies if I had
Speaker 1: seen them.
Speaker 2: And but you thought, would you have seen them in
Speaker 2: the theater now, like on Hulu or whenever whatever they're on.
Speaker 1: They're on Peacock this time last time, because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not how I thought the third movie ended.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like something else, and that's not
Speaker 1: what happened. I was like, oh, this ended in the
Speaker 1: warehouse to every damn Seattle movie films in where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're doing our das in this warehouse.
Speaker 2: In the first one, yeah, yeah, or the third movie, yeah,
Speaker 2: the third did end in a warehouse, and.
Speaker 1: It ended in that little warehouse dish.
Speaker 2: Oh right, No, no, after she shot him, they go back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like essentially ended in that warehouse.
Speaker 2: Okay, be a little more specific, Sweetet, because I actually
Speaker 2: watched all three of these movies that.
Speaker 1: I watched them on time. You didn't watch them?
Speaker 2: No, I just have a lot going on in my life.
Speaker 2: What he so, I don't have just a teddy Okay.
Speaker 1: God, you didn't have Max this weekend.
Speaker 2: No, but I had to work and I got my
Speaker 2: family and the Commanders were in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, oh, like I haven't caught you watch movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should watch movies on Mondays and Tuesdays and
Speaker 2: at work. No, at home, Okay, I can't watch the
Speaker 2: movies here. No, I got to watch watch the news
Speaker 2: and the show. Can't upstairs. I probably did it a
Speaker 2: couple of times. A lot of times didn't work out.
Speaker 1: TV Door about Doyways movie one, Can We Go?
Speaker 3: Micro one was they didn't have chemistry. I didn't feel
Speaker 3: any chemistry. Chemistry. It was atrocious.
Speaker 2: They are there, They didn't look like they liked each
Speaker 2: other and like his whole trying to be dark and
Speaker 2: onymous thing was bad, like it was forced, and then
Speaker 2: her trying to play this virgin get.
Speaker 1: The get out of the Yeah, so her dad's Don Johnson. Yes,
Speaker 1: wasn't there something like he like disowned her or something
Speaker 1: because of these movies or something one point find out.
Speaker 2: Maybe he did. Because the first I mean, all three
Speaker 2: of them, there's a lot of team I mean, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Well there's a lot of male poobage too. They show
Speaker 1: a lot of his poobs.
Speaker 2: So what they can't show the cheft.
Speaker 1: But they could show the poobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: I'm saying there was a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: his butt too, a lot of everybody.
Speaker 2: Also in the first one, were those cigarette burns in there?
Speaker 2: Or we don't really notice them until the second and
Speaker 2: third movie?
Speaker 1: On his chest? No idea. I'm not don't make me
Speaker 1: go back. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Either, But I'm just saying, like this, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: All three that was the same director, by the same guy.
Speaker 1: I did not pay attention to that either. Usually I
Speaker 1: would pay attention to that.
Speaker 2: Because it's like who, who like directed these movies and
Speaker 2: why did they pick these actors?
Speaker 1: All right? The first one was a different director than
Speaker 1: the Back two, Sam Taylor Johnson. What a shot director.
Speaker 1: She's done filmography, nothing really after Oh wow, oh she
Speaker 1: did Oh well, that's interesting because I didn't do too well.
Speaker 1: I heard yeah, she did the Bat, the Amy Whitehouse
Speaker 1: movie that came out last year. But I heard that
Speaker 1: didn't do too hot. So that's probably.
Speaker 2: The next gypsy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of these are the TV shows.
Speaker 1: It's a hunter, okay, okay, but anyway, all right, so
Speaker 1: different director. And the second director for the other movies
Speaker 1: was James Foley, who what's his He hasn't.
Speaker 2: Done anything, tell us every fifty shade curse right there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think, uh no, chemistry. It is funny,
Speaker 1: how like they're also like he's twenty seven and she's
Speaker 1: twenty one or something like twenty one, twenty two, but
Speaker 1: she's never been to the bar. She's she's a lit major,
Speaker 1: you know, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was also weird too, like lit people are
Speaker 2: more lit than anybody. People that are working those industries,
Speaker 2: are they party hard? Oh yeah, in my experience of
Speaker 2: meaning them. Yeah, So it's like this whole thing is
Speaker 2: just it's just it was just bad, Like it was bad.
Speaker 1: And it also ended, well that's the last I'll talk
Speaker 1: about that a little bit. I remember how the first
Speaker 1: one ended. I can't remember second one. I will say
Speaker 1: the first one I had the best soundtrack of all
Speaker 1: three of them, okay, because at the Weekend and Nellie Golden,
Speaker 1: and the second one had Zane Mallick. The third one
Speaker 1: didn't have any anything notable that ever. Remember. It had
Speaker 1: left me like you do a game. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the first one.
Speaker 2: Again, yeah, and the second one just Beyonce song too
Speaker 2: was in the first one. Yeah, yeah, the second one
Speaker 2: just ended and it was like, will you marry me?
Speaker 1: Okay? Sorry, So let's move on to darker now where
Speaker 1: they recast Rita or now it's the sister sister and
Speaker 1: Rita Or wasn't given that much really, that's okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: the first one it ends with That's why it ends
Speaker 1: with the elevator. She breaks it up, breaks it off
Speaker 1: with him because like he's a little too rough, and
Speaker 1: then she calls it off and then she leaves and
Speaker 1: she says goodbye, mister Gray. That it ends all right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The second one picks up, I say like a month
Speaker 1: after or something like that, and she's avoiding him, but
Speaker 1: he's trying to like get her in the good get
Speaker 1: her in her good graces and stuff. But then what
Speaker 1: is it that he slaps her butt but he slaps
Speaker 1: it too hard? Is that the first movie?
Speaker 2: That's the second one, I don't remember, yeah, or something
Speaker 2: like a punishment thing and she didn't like it, but
Speaker 2: she liked it. But again, it was just it's just
Speaker 2: it's just such bad chemistry. It is just so awkward.
Speaker 2: Even the sex scenes were awkward.
Speaker 1: Then this is the second one, and the second one
Speaker 1: introduces this book publisher, like, okay, cool, and there's this
Speaker 1: HR lady. You're like, all right, cool. They're both kind
Speaker 1: of weird. With Dakota Johnson, You're like all right now. Granted,
Speaker 1: same directors, and I don't reading read the book, so
Speaker 1: we can't really tell you like that's how the books
Speaker 1: be and all that good stuff. But like they're planting
Speaker 1: seeds for stuff and all of a sudden, and it's
Speaker 1: funny because they do have the commentary of like you
Speaker 1: only got this job because, you know, because of your
Speaker 1: boyfriend or your husband. Later in the third one, and
Speaker 1: it's like they are right, like if I worked for
Speaker 1: this players, i'd be pissed as hell, and they all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, this assistant is now my boss.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's because he got fired. The guy got fined.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was just his assistant.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yes, and then he tried to like a
Speaker 2: certain assistant.
Speaker 1: Here was all of a sudden running the whole company, right.
Speaker 2: And then and and yeah, there was a little bit
Speaker 2: of incesse nepo bait, nepotism, but again it's just bad.
Speaker 1: It was all just bad because then we find out, oh,
Speaker 1: the second one introduces the mystery lady, which is this
Speaker 1: former submissive.
Speaker 2: Huh it was stockery, which is stalkering, which he then which.
Speaker 1: Was which was in the beginning. They do play at
Speaker 1: the sea, I told you this, Like watch the seeds
Speaker 1: they're playing because she's in the background of every scene,
Speaker 1: even the ones they're not like calling her out that
Speaker 1: she's back there, which was what's good, which.
Speaker 2: Is cool, but again it's like they could have done
Speaker 2: more with them. And then when they and then when
Speaker 2: they have the altercation in her apartment of honestly's apartment,
Speaker 2: it's like and then she kneels down in front of
Speaker 2: Gray down girl. I was like, Okay, come on, dude,
Speaker 2: and then she doesn't really get it on. I also
Speaker 2: think they should have done more with blondhaired woman. What
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: What's the actor Missus Robinson?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's the actor's name? She's so famous? Uh
Speaker 2: not Christy Brinkle, Kim Bassinger, Kim basing your basinger, No,
Speaker 2: basing your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where she's like the older lady that had sex
Speaker 1: with Christian when he was young.
Speaker 2: Right, but did you see in the third movie.
Speaker 1: We're not there the third movie. Let's get we'll get
Speaker 1: the third movie, but you are right, like that character
Speaker 1: was just like there, yeah, And then she's also like
Speaker 1: I don't even there for like a scene, and then
Speaker 1: she's mentioned in the third movie but like, yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: And then eventually they get to the point, the point
Speaker 1: where everything's okay. Christian says, I'm going to marry you
Speaker 1: give me my birthday present, which we find out was
Speaker 1: a key chain that says yes, yeah. But all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, there's a hellicraft of crash, like wait, what
Speaker 1: what the hell's happening? Third that's the second movie, is
Speaker 1: the end of the second movie, and then he survives,
Speaker 1: He survives with his coworker or whatever, No scrapes, no scraps.
Speaker 1: Then he immediately comes back to Seattle and somehow the
Speaker 1: press didn't see that whatever he survived, yeah, which is
Speaker 1: like that no one outside of his hotel saw cars
Speaker 1: or anything, his apartment whatever, going into the barn building.
Speaker 2: And then and then she gives him the birth the birthday.
Speaker 2: President says yes, I'll marry you, and then it.
Speaker 1: That's how the movie ends.
Speaker 2: And then the third one starts with the.
Speaker 1: Immediately the wedding, which is just a montage during the credit.
Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, at least Twilight gave us ten minutes
Speaker 1: of a wedding, you know.
Speaker 2: And then the Jack Handy guy hardy whatever is hi, yeah,
Speaker 2: stalking everybody, which again, oh they.
Speaker 1: Do tease that at the because the movie ends, uh
Speaker 1: with the engagement party and he's lurking in the background.
Speaker 2: Writing it burns out the picture with a cigarette, right,
Speaker 2: That's right. He was in the background and up in
Speaker 2: the high in the mountains watching from above, which is like, okay,
Speaker 2: what are we trying to make.
Speaker 1: Now we get to the wedding. The third one, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was boring. It was well nothing, we didn't even
Speaker 1: barely even saw a wedding because then he left halfway
Speaker 1: during the wedding.
Speaker 2: Like, damn all, just I mean, I get it, you're rich, but.
Speaker 1: Like more than I like, were getting our value out
Speaker 1: of this wedding.
Speaker 2: Right then he got mad because she was topless on
Speaker 2: a topless beach in France. I'm like, okay, buddy, you're
Speaker 2: trying to You're trying too hard, trying way too hard.
Speaker 2: And then when he talks about how he I.
Speaker 1: Do get it though, because now that she is famous,
Speaker 1: paparazzi be taking photos of.
Speaker 2: Her, but they never see anything.
Speaker 1: You never exactly, but do get a little bit of
Speaker 1: that reason. You're like, well, if she's famous now, so
Speaker 1: anything she does now bring paparazzi around them more. There's
Speaker 1: paparazzi everywhere.
Speaker 2: But there should have been like that song, what what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, hoodies, you don't you don't see it in
Speaker 2: any of the movie. They could have put camera exactly
Speaker 2: to make it more real. Also, the guy that played
Speaker 2: the security guard, he's been in a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Also, we forgot to mention Jack Hi got arrested the
Speaker 1: second movie after he tried to uh assault annat part
Speaker 1: of the second movie.
Speaker 2: To go back was when Gray and Hide meet at
Speaker 2: the bar and he's like, oh you'r I'm her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And they leave. He's like he just bought a beer.
Speaker 1: It was so weird. Okay, so all right, now we're
Speaker 1: in the third movie. We're now going back to the
Speaker 1: second movie. We're in the third movie, the third movie.
Speaker 1: All right, So what it happens? They are on their honeymoon,
Speaker 1: like Frank Paris, France, wherever, they're on the boat. They
Speaker 1: have sex, all right, having sex. He's got jeans on.
Speaker 1: You do have a new respect for jeans. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: them today right now. Okay, I don't know what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen to you later, but all right myself, okay, you
Speaker 1: want to know. I don't want to know that you
Speaker 1: love it. But they having sex everywhere? Yeah. Oh the
Speaker 1: second one we forgot forgot to mention the auction where
Speaker 1: she has the the plug thing up for you who?
Speaker 2: They weren't They weren't up the bead, I said her.
Speaker 1: You who has Crispin Wall? But why can't I have
Speaker 1: good references?
Speaker 2: That was aggressive?
Speaker 1: That was not an aggressive reference.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: More people will look like who, and then we'll look
Speaker 1: it up and see what it is said. But uh,
Speaker 1: this movie goes nowhere. Nowhere. I think she has a
Speaker 1: butt plug at one point, which is the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And they go buy the house, and the real thrill
Speaker 2: tries to hit on.
Speaker 1: Which is the lady from John Tucker Must Die, one
Speaker 1: of the ladies from John Tucker Must Die. And she's
Speaker 1: like flirtatious with Christian because like she's bought houses for
Speaker 1: him and all this stuff, and it's like, no, you
Speaker 1: will not talk to my husband. I am the owner
Speaker 1: of this house.
Speaker 2: And then also but she also slept with Christian's brother
Speaker 2: back in the day, back in the day because christian
Speaker 2: brother finally.
Speaker 1: May proposes to A's friend who they're just a subplot,
Speaker 1: that's just they're just there with a friend, hispanic guy
Speaker 1: that tried to make out with the first movie.
Speaker 2: It's still friends after that, okay, and they're going to
Speaker 2: and the guy and the other nipple the three couples.
Speaker 1: But oh, in this movie, then Anna has now made
Speaker 1: the editor of the book publishing thing because the jack
Speaker 1: Hi guy HR Lady isn't happy about that, which signals, oh,
Speaker 1: she's going to be the bad guy. It turns him
Speaker 1: in when they're coming back from the house, which is
Speaker 1: when you started texting me. Is Anna is given control
Speaker 1: of the car and somehow, all of a sudden, this
Speaker 1: car chases them because they went faster than the security car, obviously,
Speaker 1: and it chases them all the way back to Seattle,
Speaker 1: the Pike Place Market, over the aqueduct that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: And then bare knees of there, I know that highway
Speaker 1: doesn't exist anymore, that they in Seattle, that they overpass,
Speaker 1: thing tore down to extend like living in city stuff,
Speaker 1: a little fun fact. But they escape by the nigg
Speaker 1: of the thing. And then they park and they make
Speaker 1: out in an open parking lot, make I may I
Speaker 1: have sex? Sorry? Correct, sorry, thank you for you got
Speaker 1: it in And then they lost the car.
Speaker 2: They don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: And then Anna and Christian have this talk about whenever
Speaker 1: she gets pregnant one day, and this is where Morris said, oh,
Speaker 1: remember she's on the pill or she's doing some protection,
Speaker 1: because we remember we talked about well, you and I
Speaker 1: talked about off and the first movie they put drill
Speaker 1: in your mind. He's got condom on, He's got a
Speaker 1: condom on and then' and then I texted you in
Speaker 1: the second one, no no condom anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and apparently he was taking a ses taking a shot,
Speaker 2: so she's taking Plan B the whole time.
Speaker 1: I don't know something or some contracepted whatever. But then
Speaker 1: all right, cool, all that happens. They have sex with
Speaker 1: the car. They talk about being pregnant. Chris is ready
Speaker 1: for a kid, especially find out she is pregnant. He
Speaker 1: gets mad, he storms storms off. I think I think
Speaker 1: that's where the butt slap thing is really aggressively butt slapped.
Speaker 2: Because he comes back drunk. They wake up the next day.
Speaker 2: He then tries to have intercourse with her.
Speaker 1: And then finds out that he was with Missus Robinson. Huh,
Speaker 1: and then they part right yep.
Speaker 2: She then sleeps in the red room. He then wakes
Speaker 2: up the next day freaking out.
Speaker 1: For her, and then we find out that same day
Speaker 1: she's meeting with an author who turns out to be
Speaker 1: Superman from the CW. Tyler Hocklin. He's there for one scene, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Christian Gray comes in. Doesn't like him, like br
Speaker 1: he's our phone, he's our client. Deal with it. They leave.
Speaker 1: That's then when they go to ASP and they come
Speaker 1: back all that is happens. We get to the point
Speaker 1: then where Jack Hyde is kidnapped Rita Aura and said
Speaker 1: you will give me five million or your sister won't
Speaker 1: make it. Ever. Uh, then we had this whole subplot
Speaker 1: of Anna trying to break into a bank stealing Christian's money.
Speaker 2: Finds the gun that was from the second Up movie,
Speaker 2: brings that with her, so she has a gun, then
Speaker 2: twitches cell phones with the bank.
Speaker 1: Christian's freaking out. Christian finds out, oh, she didn't lose
Speaker 1: her phone. She tracks her. She ends up at the
Speaker 1: warehouse to meet Jack Hide. Turns out the HR lady
Speaker 1: was in on it too, because he gets blackmailing her.
Speaker 1: Eventually they're getting a fist fight, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: Anna's injuries didn't match what happened in a fight, because
Speaker 1: you got she got slapped, punched and then kicked in
Speaker 1: the gut and she had this huge, like traumatic I
Speaker 1: was like, she didn't have that. That's a little aggressive
Speaker 1: there with the bandages.
Speaker 2: They got to make it look bad.
Speaker 1: I'm like, your sister was taking hot and she shot
Speaker 1: him in the leg and he.
Speaker 2: Just laid and I was like, oh, you could have
Speaker 2: shot him in the dick. Up and better right shot.
Speaker 1: Him in the leg and he just laid there and
Speaker 1: then they rested him, and he's to do the same
Speaker 1: thing because also who paid his bail? How do you
Speaker 1: have five hundred thousand dollars in the pain?
Speaker 2: You don't talk about that. Yeah, so many plot holes
Speaker 2: in this damn movie.
Speaker 1: And then the movie ends with Christian and Ana going
Speaker 1: back to the Red Room. And I didn't like this
Speaker 1: ending because all of a sudden she said, let's go
Speaker 1: the Red Room. I'm like, all right, cool, Maybe this
Speaker 1: is where she flips the turn on him and then
Speaker 1: she like dominates him or whatever. And the whole time,
Speaker 1: I said told Maura in the first movie, like watch
Speaker 1: the last movie. They get pregnant, they turn the Red
Speaker 1: room him into a playroom. They didn't do that, like
Speaker 1: a kid's playroom. She then becomes submissive again. I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's all the movie ends. This should have been the
Speaker 1: first movie ends, not all the last movie ends. They
Speaker 1: did to do two credits, and then it's flash forward.
Speaker 1: She's pecked up with baby number two, they have their sex,
Speaker 1: their first kid's named Teddy. That was just weird. Uh,
Speaker 1: And then that's how it ends. Yeah, oh, they had
Speaker 1: the montage there too.
Speaker 2: That was stupid, which was stupid, which was so stupid
Speaker 2: because it was just a montage of sex. And also
Speaker 2: to Christians, not a dom he's a sadist, which is
Speaker 2: not really what it is. Yeah, it's because he wants
Speaker 2: to flick rit Or was the sister in the first one.
Speaker 1: She was I don't remember being Universe one. She's in there,
Speaker 1: but like they barely showed her. So maybe that's why
Speaker 1: we didn't. Maybe that's why we didn't pay attention. All right,
Speaker 1: Well that makes that defeated that purpose we just talked about.
Speaker 2: But I just can't get over the fact that, like
Speaker 2: the acting was so bad. They just were not good.
Speaker 1: It is interesting that, like especially you know, when did
Speaker 1: I twenty fifteen was the first one? When did what
Speaker 1: was Twilight's last movie was twenty twelve twelve, So this
Speaker 1: three years after, like we're used to stiff acting, you
Speaker 1: know at the time, you know, at all parties included
Speaker 1: in that movie are down a way better actors than
Speaker 1: they were then. Robert Pattinson, it was a lot better.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but like what's Taylor, what's his face done?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Hanging out with his wife it's just weird that
Speaker 1: it was so stoic and like, this is the twenty
Speaker 1: fifteen's baby, it's just stoic acting you were in the
Speaker 1: MC movie.
Speaker 2: But it's not beyond that, Andrew. They did not look
Speaker 2: like they like being there, Like they just didn't look
Speaker 2: like they wanted to be in these scenes or in
Speaker 2: the Yes, it's uncomfortable to be naked in front of people.
Speaker 2: I get it. I probably could never do it. But like, god,
Speaker 2: they were so bad, Like it was just bad all around.
Speaker 2: And then the plot holes. I mean, probably these are
Speaker 2: this probably movies where the books are way better than
Speaker 2: the movies, but my goodness, man, these movies were bad.
Speaker 2: My god, and then the whole like how they end.
Speaker 2: The third one ends, Oh, she's got a pregnant number
Speaker 2: two and they're happy as can be. What happened to
Speaker 2: the red room? What happened to all his money? But
Speaker 2: what I think is that they missed the plot is
Speaker 2: that in the end of the towards the end of
Speaker 2: the second third movie, excuse me, when Anna is in
Speaker 2: the hospital and Christian is in there with his mom
Speaker 2: and he gives his adopted mother a really said long hug.
Speaker 2: She was probably the missus Robinson, the real Missus Robinson
Speaker 2: because she had brown hair. He never liked blondes. He
Speaker 2: only liked brunettes. So it's probably like a whole like
Speaker 2: Judge then didn't do that. Yeah, like that's like that
Speaker 2: or that that was actually.
Speaker 1: His mother now that was adopted mom. Mm, which is
Speaker 1: weird because like the dad was in it at all.
Speaker 2: And also how did Christian get all the money or
Speaker 2: the family the family rich? But why did the other
Speaker 2: brother not get into the family business?
Speaker 1: Then? Because he was he was here. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: confusing thing because I think they adopted Christian. F No,
Speaker 1: they brought Christian home, So the brother is the actual kid?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I think?
Speaker 2: I don't think. I thought all three were adopted.
Speaker 1: Let's look here, all right, so gosh, what's your name?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Elliott Gray adopted older? All right, So
Speaker 1: he's older, but he's the playboy. He didn't want to
Speaker 1: go in. But Christian he was the younger brother that
Speaker 1: was adopted, so he's gonna, you know, do some things.
Speaker 2: Yeah again, never doing this again, never telling anybody to
Speaker 2: ever watch these movies. They're atrocious. They're bad. Dakota Johnson
Speaker 2: and what was it?
Speaker 1: The guy's name, Jamie Dorton cannot act well, man, web
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that you haven't watched all that. You
Speaker 1: need to see. Madame watched all that.
Speaker 2: It's this, but with superheroes, that's just kidding, it's bad.
Speaker 2: If we ever have another idea to watch a trilogy,
Speaker 2: what's next? What? I already watched Twilight?
Speaker 1: I love Twilight movies.
Speaker 2: Movies were bad, but they were not as bad as
Speaker 2: they all Right, let's.
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Speaker 1: You watch it all the every day. Well, you both
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Speaker 1: That's data, but very bad. Sharknado movies we can watch.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's we got like seven of those. Oh god,
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
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Speaker 2: a good.
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