WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:02.879 Mister Gray will see you now. And hopefully you're. 2 00:00:02.759 --> 00:00:05.400 Ready because it's. 3 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:07.160 It's about to get weird. 4 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:10.039 You're prepared for it to get weird. 5 00:00:10.439 --> 00:00:12.039 Things are gonna get weird. 6 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:16.199 It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. 7 00:00:16.559 --> 00:00:20.559 Let's get weird. Let's get where where getting where? 8 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:22.719 Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? 9 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:28.960 I'm ready. Listen heard Eg just said the water and 10 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:33.759 eight D. Let's get weird. 11 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:36.560 My name Hoodie, I'm aware. And every week we come 12 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:40.119 together give you the weird stories from the sheets, the 13 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:44.039 smut sheets, the upside downs, the all around the smut, 14 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:46.399 the romanticies and everything you can think of. 15 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:47.119 Rainus. 16 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:49.560 And you're in the Internet, don't forget that's where most 17 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:50.679 of the smut starts at. 18 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.719 Or it starts in books too. 19 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:55.679 Like it's it's it's online book and then becomes a book. 20 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:59.600 It's like that. I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill. 21 00:00:59.799 --> 00:01:04.799 I'm just a smut that's on his website. All right, 22 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:09.439 we're not, but we have had a week. I will 23 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:11.239 tell you that right now. 24 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:15.159 Can I tell you a funny story. So everyone thought 25 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:18.640 that we were watching the second one together of the 26 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:20.959 Fifty Shades Darker was the second one. 27 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:25.000 Right well, preface set up for someone who didn't listen 28 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.560 to the last week's episode, last episode of an Idiot 29 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:27.959 but one. 30 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:31.560 We were tasked to watch all three fifty Shades of 31 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:34.840 Great movies because Hoodie got the fourth Wing novel, which 32 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:37.079 he let me borrow, and he's on page five and 33 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:40.560 I'm on page six maybe, and there's some smut in there. 34 00:01:40.599 --> 00:01:42.840 And so then we started talking about smutty stuff, and 35 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.400 we went down the rabbit hole of fifty Shades, and 36 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:49.359 me and Hoodie watched all three movies separately in our 37 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:52.599 own establishments, in our own achorfe. He watched it with 38 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:55.120 his wife. I watched it alone on my couch on 39 00:01:55.159 --> 00:01:59.159 your laptop because last night was the National Championship game. 40 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:01.439 Yeah, but you sent me. Here's the thing, Eric sends 41 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:04.040 you a picture you really did want to live tweet 42 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:06.719 me the whole fucking dime. Dude. I was like, damn, bro, 43 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:08.680 what you texting me? I saw it yesterday. I can't 44 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:09.759 live tweet you right now. 45 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:11.840 Well, I was live texting you because I'm like, this 46 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:12.560 is so bad. 47 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:14.439 It was like ten o'clock is a promise? Sleep now 48 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:16.159 do you keep texting me about this movie. 49 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:19.080 I was away watching the movie, but you will tell 50 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:20.840 me a picture like I'm watching it. 51 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:22.400 It was your lap with the lap. I was like, 52 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:22.719 what the hell? 53 00:02:22.759 --> 00:02:24.520 It was my lap And it was a scene right 54 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:25.120 before there. 55 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:26.520 Was a naked scene. I was like, what the hell 56 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:27.759 is this man doing? Right now? 57 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:31.520 They were screwing like every two minutes in the last one. 58 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:33.360 In all three movies, it's like. 59 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:36.319 Sex, sex, sex. That's why people like it. 60 00:02:36.759 --> 00:02:39.439 I get it, But it's also like, this is come on, 61 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:42.719 let's be realistic. Can we talk Can we talk about 62 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:43.680 it now or what do you want. 63 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:45.639 To Yeah, you just gotta set up why we were 64 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:46.599 talking about it. 65 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:49.479 Movie one, fifty Shades of Gray. 66 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:53.280 Well, okay, so overall, let's start overall big picture. Then 67 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:57.039 we go micros the Crash. 68 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:01.560 The movies all three are trash. The acting is terrible, 69 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:05.560 The actors were terrible. Nobody looked like they wanted to 70 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:08.479 be a part of it, except the in the third movie, 71 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:16.159 the villain Guy Hardy Handy Jack Hardy. He looked like 72 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:17.360 he was the only one that wanted to be there. 73 00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:21.240 Rito already want to be there. Dakota Johnson was Rita 74 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:22.960 or in the first one, because I know she's not 75 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.680 in the first one. She's only second and cast the sister. 76 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:29.400 I was like explaining that rita Or is a different 77 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.199 ethnicity than everyone in this family. 78 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:33.560 She adopted, but all the kids were adopted. 79 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:37.439 I thought the other two words, they all were adopted. 80 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:39.840 That was the point that you that you glazed over 81 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:40.879 that the family. 82 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:43.280 Adopted one of the movies. 83 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:45.759 I felt the end of the first one. I forgot 84 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:47.960 the first one. I didn't see the end ning well. 85 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:51.120 So the funny thing is more has seen these movies, 86 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:53.680 and she she swore that I had seen them too. 87 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:56.159 I didn't remember any of these movies if I had 88 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:56.639 seen them. 89 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:59.280 And but you thought, would you have seen them in 90 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:02.479 the theater now, like on Hulu or whenever whatever they're on. 91 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:07.120 They're on Peacock this time last time, because I was like, 92 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:09.639 this is not how I thought the third movie ended. 93 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:11.960 I thought it was like something else, and that's not 94 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:14.280 what happened. I was like, oh, this ended in the 95 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:18.079 warehouse to every damn Seattle movie films in where it's like, oh, 96 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:21.279 we're doing our das in this warehouse. 97 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:23.920 In the first one, yeah, yeah, or the third movie, yeah, 98 00:04:23.959 --> 00:04:25.399 the third did end in a warehouse, and. 99 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:27.360 It ended in that little warehouse dish. 100 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.240 Oh right, No, no, after she shot him, they go back. 101 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:32.199 Yeah, he's like essentially ended in that warehouse. 102 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:35.040 Okay, be a little more specific, Sweetet, because I actually 103 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:37.199 watched all three of these movies that. 104 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:40.120 I watched them on time. You didn't watch them? 105 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:42.399 No, I just have a lot going on in my life. 106 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:45.839 What he so, I don't have just a teddy Okay. 107 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.160 God, you didn't have Max this weekend. 108 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:48.720 No, but I had to work and I got my 109 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:50.319 family and the Commanders were in the playoffs. 110 00:04:50.319 --> 00:04:53.240 Oh oh oh, oh, like I haven't caught you watch movies. 111 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.560 Yeah, you should watch movies on Mondays and Tuesdays and 112 00:04:57.240 --> 00:05:01.439 at work. No, at home, Okay, I can't watch the 113 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:05.360 movies here. No, I got to watch watch the news 114 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:08.800 and the show. Can't upstairs. I probably did it a 115 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.199 couple of times. A lot of times didn't work out. 116 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:17.000 TV Door about Doyways movie one, Can We Go? 117 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:24.040 Micro one was they didn't have chemistry. I didn't feel 118 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:28.199 any chemistry. Chemistry. It was atrocious. 119 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:32.040 They are there, They didn't look like they liked each 120 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:34.959 other and like his whole trying to be dark and 121 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:40.399 onymous thing was bad, like it was forced, and then 122 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:43.639 her trying to play this virgin get. 123 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:50.079 The get out of the Yeah, so her dad's Don Johnson. Yes, 124 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:52.639 wasn't there something like he like disowned her or something 125 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:55.639 because of these movies or something one point find out. 126 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.920 Maybe he did. Because the first I mean, all three 127 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:00.839 of them, there's a lot of team I mean, oh 128 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:01.639 my god. 129 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:06.399 Well there's a lot of male poobage too. They show 130 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:07.639 a lot of his poobs. 131 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:10.000 So what they can't show the cheft. 132 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:11.000 But they could show the poobs. 133 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:12.120 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 134 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:13.720 I'm saying there was a lot of a lot of 135 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.800 his butt too, a lot of everybody. 136 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.000 Also in the first one, were those cigarette burns in there? 137 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:20.680 Or we don't really notice them until the second and 138 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:21.279 third movie? 139 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:23.800 On his chest? No idea. I'm not don't make me 140 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:25.199 go back. I don't want to. 141 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:30.079 Either, But I'm just saying, like this, it's so bad. 142 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:33.360 All three that was the same director, by the same guy. 143 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:35.680 I did not pay attention to that either. Usually I 144 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:36.600 would pay attention to that. 145 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:42.040 Because it's like who, who like directed these movies and 146 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:43.439 why did they pick these actors? 147 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:47.319 All right? The first one was a different director than 148 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:52.240 the Back two, Sam Taylor Johnson. What a shot director. 149 00:06:52.360 --> 00:07:01.560 She's done filmography, nothing really after Oh wow, oh she 150 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:03.920 did Oh well, that's interesting because I didn't do too well. 151 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:06.439 I heard yeah, she did the Bat, the Amy Whitehouse 152 00:07:06.519 --> 00:07:07.959 movie that came out last year. But I heard that 153 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.920 didn't do too hot. So that's probably. 154 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:13.959 The next gypsy. 155 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:16.800 I don't know what any of these are the TV shows. 156 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:22.079 It's a hunter, okay, okay, but anyway, all right, so 157 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:24.639 different director. And the second director for the other movies 158 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:28.639 was James Foley, who what's his He hasn't. 159 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:34.319 Done anything, tell us every fifty shade curse right there. 160 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:39.920 But yeah, I think, uh no, chemistry. It is funny, 161 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:43.399 how like they're also like he's twenty seven and she's 162 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:46.759 twenty one or something like twenty one, twenty two, but 163 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:50.360 she's never been to the bar. She's she's a lit major, 164 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:51.240 you know, Like. 165 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:53.720 Yeah, that was also weird too, like lit people are 166 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.480 more lit than anybody. People that are working those industries, 167 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:01.000 are they party hard? Oh yeah, in my experience of 168 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.240 meaning them. Yeah, So it's like this whole thing is 169 00:08:04.279 --> 00:08:08.079 just it's just it was just bad, Like it was bad. 170 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:12.120 And it also ended, well that's the last I'll talk 171 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:14.160 about that a little bit. I remember how the first 172 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:18.079 one ended. I can't remember second one. I will say 173 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.720 the first one I had the best soundtrack of all 174 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:23.199 three of them, okay, because at the Weekend and Nellie Golden, 175 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.680 and the second one had Zane Mallick. The third one 176 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:29.040 didn't have any anything notable that ever. Remember. It had 177 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:30.319 left me like you do a game. I was like, 178 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:31.319 this is the first one. 179 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:34.159 Again, yeah, and the second one just Beyonce song too 180 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:36.000 was in the first one. Yeah, yeah, the second one 181 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:37.960 just ended and it was like, will you marry me? 182 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:41.360 Okay? Sorry, So let's move on to darker now where 183 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:44.679 they recast Rita or now it's the sister sister and 184 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:50.039 Rita Or wasn't given that much really, that's okay. Oh, 185 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:52.960 the first one it ends with That's why it ends 186 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:56.200 with the elevator. She breaks it up, breaks it off 187 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:58.919 with him because like he's a little too rough, and 188 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:00.759 then she calls it off and then she leaves and 189 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:03.039 she says goodbye, mister Gray. That it ends all right. Yeah. 190 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:05.639 The second one picks up, I say like a month 191 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:08.519 after or something like that, and she's avoiding him, but 192 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:10.360 he's trying to like get her in the good get 193 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:15.720 her in her good graces and stuff. But then what 194 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:18.240 is it that he slaps her butt but he slaps 195 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:19.519 it too hard? Is that the first movie? 196 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:23.559 That's the second one, I don't remember, yeah, or something 197 00:09:23.639 --> 00:09:26.240 like a punishment thing and she didn't like it, but 198 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:29.600 she liked it. But again, it was just it's just 199 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:33.080 it's just such bad chemistry. It is just so awkward. 200 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:35.159 Even the sex scenes were awkward. 201 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:37.519 Then this is the second one, and the second one 202 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.080 introduces this book publisher, like, okay, cool, and there's this 203 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.279 HR lady. You're like, all right, cool. They're both kind 204 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:46.159 of weird. With Dakota Johnson, You're like all right now. Granted, 205 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.679 same directors, and I don't reading read the book, so 206 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:50.919 we can't really tell you like that's how the books 207 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:53.799 be and all that good stuff. But like they're planting 208 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:57.120 seeds for stuff and all of a sudden, and it's 209 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:58.799 funny because they do have the commentary of like you 210 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:01.240 only got this job because, you know, because of your 211 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.919 boyfriend or your husband. Later in the third one, and 212 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:06.399 it's like they are right, like if I worked for 213 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:08.759 this players, i'd be pissed as hell, and they all 214 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:11.000 of a sudden, this assistant is now my boss. 215 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:13.960 Well, yeah, that's because he got fired. The guy got fined. 216 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:15.519 Yeah, but she was just his assistant. 217 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:17.759 Well yeah, yes, and then he tried to like a 218 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:18.519 certain assistant. 219 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.360 Here was all of a sudden running the whole company, right. 220 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:22.879 And then and and yeah, there was a little bit 221 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:28.840 of incesse nepo bait, nepotism, but again it's just bad. 222 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:33.120 It was all just bad because then we find out, oh, 223 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:35.519 the second one introduces the mystery lady, which is this 224 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:36.759 former submissive. 225 00:10:36.919 --> 00:10:40.519 Huh it was stockery, which is stalkering, which he then which. 226 00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:43.039 Was which was in the beginning. They do play at 227 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:44.720 the sea, I told you this, Like watch the seeds 228 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:46.919 they're playing because she's in the background of every scene, 229 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:49.519 even the ones they're not like calling her out that 230 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:51.519 she's back there, which was what's good, which. 231 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.120 Is cool, but again it's like they could have done 232 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:55.759 more with them. And then when they and then when 233 00:10:55.799 --> 00:11:00.840 they have the altercation in her apartment of honestly's apartment, 234 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:03.279 it's like and then she kneels down in front of 235 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:07.200 Gray down girl. I was like, Okay, come on, dude, 236 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.639 and then she doesn't really get it on. I also 237 00:11:09.679 --> 00:11:13.039 think they should have done more with blondhaired woman. What 238 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:13.240 was it? 239 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.159 What's the actor Missus Robinson? 240 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:18.360 Yeah, but what's the actor's name? She's so famous? Uh 241 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:22.600 not Christy Brinkle, Kim Bassinger, Kim basing your basinger, No, 242 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:25.720 basing your. 243 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:27.200 Yeah, where she's like the older lady that had sex 244 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:28.720 with Christian when he was young. 245 00:11:28.879 --> 00:11:30.919 Right, but did you see in the third movie. 246 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:33.720 We're not there the third movie. Let's get we'll get 247 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:36.720 the third movie, but you are right, like that character 248 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:39.120 was just like there, yeah, And then she's also like 249 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:42.639 I don't even there for like a scene, and then 250 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:46.759 she's mentioned in the third movie but like, yeah, it's weird. 251 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:50.320 And then eventually they get to the point, the point 252 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:54.480 where everything's okay. Christian says, I'm going to marry you 253 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:56.759 give me my birthday present, which we find out was 254 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.600 a key chain that says yes, yeah. But all of 255 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:01.080 a sudden, there's a hellicraft of crash, like wait, what 256 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:04.000 what the hell's happening? Third that's the second movie, is 257 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:07.320 the end of the second movie, and then he survives, 258 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:12.120 He survives with his coworker or whatever, No scrapes, no scraps. 259 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:14.519 Then he immediately comes back to Seattle and somehow the 260 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:18.879 press didn't see that whatever he survived, yeah, which is 261 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:22.279 like that no one outside of his hotel saw cars 262 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:26.120 or anything, his apartment whatever, going into the barn building. 263 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:27.960 And then and then she gives him the birth the birthday. 264 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.360 President says yes, I'll marry you, and then it. 265 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:32.000 That's how the movie ends. 266 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:33.759 And then the third one starts with the. 267 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.559 Immediately the wedding, which is just a montage during the credit. 268 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:39.919 You're like, Okay, at least Twilight gave us ten minutes 269 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:40.879 of a wedding, you know. 270 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:44.840 And then the Jack Handy guy hardy whatever is hi, yeah, 271 00:12:45.039 --> 00:12:47.480 stalking everybody, which again, oh they. 272 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:51.559 Do tease that at the because the movie ends, uh 273 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:55.600 with the engagement party and he's lurking in the background. 274 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:58.639 Writing it burns out the picture with a cigarette, right, 275 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:00.600 That's right. He was in the background and up in 276 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:04.039 the high in the mountains watching from above, which is like, okay, 277 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:04.919 what are we trying to make. 278 00:13:04.840 --> 00:13:07.200 Now we get to the wedding. The third one, yeah, 279 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:09.200 I was boring. It was well nothing, we didn't even 280 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.080 barely even saw a wedding because then he left halfway 281 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:11.840 during the wedding. 282 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:14.399 Like, damn all, just I mean, I get it, you're rich, but. 283 00:13:14.519 --> 00:13:16.399 Like more than I like, were getting our value out 284 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:16.919 of this wedding. 285 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:19.159 Right then he got mad because she was topless on 286 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:21.279 a topless beach in France. I'm like, okay, buddy, you're 287 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:24.440 trying to You're trying too hard, trying way too hard. 288 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:26.720 And then when he talks about how he I. 289 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:29.200 Do get it though, because now that she is famous, 290 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:31.360 paparazzi be taking photos of. 291 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:32.879 Her, but they never see anything. 292 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:35.159 You never exactly, but do get a little bit of 293 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.240 that reason. You're like, well, if she's famous now, so 294 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.200 anything she does now bring paparazzi around them more. There's 295 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:42.240 paparazzi everywhere. 296 00:13:42.679 --> 00:13:46.320 But there should have been like that song, what what 297 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:48.360 I'm saying, hoodies, you don't you don't see it in 298 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:51.519 any of the movie. They could have put camera exactly 299 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:53.840 to make it more real. Also, the guy that played 300 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:55.480 the security guard, he's been in a lot of stuff. 301 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.559 Also, we forgot to mention Jack Hi got arrested the 302 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:03.759 second movie after he tried to uh assault annat part 303 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:04.519 of the second movie. 304 00:14:04.559 --> 00:14:07.639 To go back was when Gray and Hide meet at 305 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:10.600 the bar and he's like, oh you'r I'm her boyfriend. 306 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:12.080 And they leave. He's like he just bought a beer. 307 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:14.279 It was so weird. Okay, so all right, now we're 308 00:14:14.279 --> 00:14:15.320 in the third movie. We're now going back to the 309 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:16.919 second movie. We're in the third movie, the third movie. 310 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.559 All right, So what it happens? They are on their honeymoon, 311 00:14:21.039 --> 00:14:25.240 like Frank Paris, France, wherever, they're on the boat. They 312 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:28.320 have sex, all right, having sex. He's got jeans on. 313 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:31.120 You do have a new respect for jeans. I'm wearing 314 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.039 them today right now. Okay, I don't know what's gonna 315 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:38.200 happen to you later, but all right myself, okay, you 316 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:40.080 want to know. I don't want to know that you 317 00:14:40.519 --> 00:14:44.360 love it. But they having sex everywhere? Yeah. Oh the 318 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:46.679 second one we forgot forgot to mention the auction where 319 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:50.000 she has the the plug thing up for you who? 320 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:53.360 They weren't They weren't up the bead, I said her. 321 00:14:53.279 --> 00:15:03.559 You who has Crispin Wall? But why can't I have 322 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:04.399 good references? 323 00:15:04.720 --> 00:15:05.679 That was aggressive? 324 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:07.200 That was not an aggressive reference. 325 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:07.440 People. 326 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:09.399 More people will look like who, and then we'll look 327 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:14.120 it up and see what it is said. But uh, 328 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:19.360 this movie goes nowhere. Nowhere. I think she has a 329 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:22.279 butt plug at one point, which is the whole thing. 330 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:24.200 And they go buy the house, and the real thrill 331 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:25.200 tries to hit on. 332 00:15:25.159 --> 00:15:28.600 Which is the lady from John Tucker Must Die, one 333 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:31.440 of the ladies from John Tucker Must Die. And she's 334 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:34.279 like flirtatious with Christian because like she's bought houses for 335 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:37.000 him and all this stuff, and it's like, no, you 336 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:40.000 will not talk to my husband. I am the owner 337 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:40.679 of this house. 338 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:44.399 And then also but she also slept with Christian's brother 339 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:46.960 back in the day, back in the day because christian 340 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.000 brother finally. 341 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:51.799 May proposes to A's friend who they're just a subplot, 342 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.120 that's just they're just there with a friend, hispanic guy 343 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:57.759 that tried to make out with the first movie. 344 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:00.679 It's still friends after that, okay, and they're going to 345 00:16:02.799 --> 00:16:06.360 and the guy and the other nipple the three couples. 346 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:08.679 But oh, in this movie, then Anna has now made 347 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:11.080 the editor of the book publishing thing because the jack 348 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:14.799 Hi guy HR Lady isn't happy about that, which signals, oh, 349 00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:16.519 she's going to be the bad guy. It turns him 350 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:18.919 in when they're coming back from the house, which is 351 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:22.519 when you started texting me. Is Anna is given control 352 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:25.320 of the car and somehow, all of a sudden, this 353 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:29.600 car chases them because they went faster than the security car, obviously, 354 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:32.240 and it chases them all the way back to Seattle, 355 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:36.080 the Pike Place Market, over the aqueduct that doesn't exist anymore. 356 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:39.000 And then bare knees of there, I know that highway 357 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:41.759 doesn't exist anymore, that they in Seattle, that they overpass, 358 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:47.039 thing tore down to extend like living in city stuff, 359 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:52.120 a little fun fact. But they escape by the nigg 360 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:53.600 of the thing. And then they park and they make 361 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:55.559 out in an open parking lot, make I may I 362 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:58.279 have sex? Sorry? Correct, sorry, thank you for you got 363 00:16:58.320 --> 00:17:01.039 it in And then they lost the car. 364 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:02.200 They don't know where it is. 365 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:05.599 And then Anna and Christian have this talk about whenever 366 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:08.880 she gets pregnant one day, and this is where Morris said, oh, 367 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:12.200 remember she's on the pill or she's doing some protection, 368 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:14.000 because we remember we talked about well, you and I 369 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:17.559 talked about off and the first movie they put drill 370 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:19.400 in your mind. He's got condom on, He's got a 371 00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:21.559 condom on and then' and then I texted you in 372 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:23.000 the second one, no no condom anymore. 373 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:25.680 Yeah, and apparently he was taking a ses taking a shot, 374 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:27.559 so she's taking Plan B the whole time. 375 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:32.839 I don't know something or some contracepted whatever. But then 376 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:35.480 all right, cool, all that happens. They have sex with 377 00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:37.599 the car. They talk about being pregnant. Chris is ready 378 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:40.559 for a kid, especially find out she is pregnant. He 379 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:43.759 gets mad, he storms storms off. I think I think 380 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:47.400 that's where the butt slap thing is really aggressively butt slapped. 381 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:51.559 Because he comes back drunk. They wake up the next day. 382 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:55.039 He then tries to have intercourse with her. 383 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:58.799 And then finds out that he was with Missus Robinson. Huh, 384 00:17:58.839 --> 00:18:00.920 and then they part right yep. 385 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:03.960 She then sleeps in the red room. He then wakes 386 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:05.279 up the next day freaking out. 387 00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:08.599 For her, and then we find out that same day 388 00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:11.240 she's meeting with an author who turns out to be 389 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:16.920 Superman from the CW. Tyler Hocklin. He's there for one scene, Yeah, 390 00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:19.240 and Christian Gray comes in. Doesn't like him, like br 391 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:23.440 he's our phone, he's our client. Deal with it. They leave. 392 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:25.519 That's then when they go to ASP and they come 393 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.480 back all that is happens. We get to the point 394 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:31.680 then where Jack Hyde is kidnapped Rita Aura and said 395 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:36.039 you will give me five million or your sister won't 396 00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:39.279 make it. Ever. Uh, then we had this whole subplot 397 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:43.559 of Anna trying to break into a bank stealing Christian's money. 398 00:18:44.119 --> 00:18:46.200 Finds the gun that was from the second Up movie, 399 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:48.240 brings that with her, so she has a gun, then 400 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:49.599 twitches cell phones with the bank. 401 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:54.519