Speaker 1: Made a decision.
Speaker 2: A face sunny summon on I had a vision night.
Speaker 1: Sot.
Speaker 2: Hey everybody, it's for crying out loud, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: It sure is shown up? Is Yeah? Happy Halloween?
Speaker 3: Whoa day after Halloween? I now this is the day
after Halloween, so don't hold me to this. But I've
eaten no Halloween candy.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Taylor, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That's Halloween. Yes, how was it you had? Well?
Quite the Halloween I did. I don't know how Halloween
night itself was for you. I want to hear about it.
But we heard we heard a doozy of a Patreon
that you got to keep your mouth shut about about
some shit that went down over the night before Halloween. Yeah,
but how is your Halloween proper? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, there was a party in our neighborhood that they
have one every year. They didn't have it last year
because of COVID, but they had it this year and
all the kids go. They were like Natalia went for
like a half an hour and then went home and
watched scary movies and Sunny too. He went by there
and then when was the school night?
Speaker 3: I know, but Okay, check this out. I hope none
of my friends are listening to this, but they don't.
That's the thing about my friends, they don't really care
about my podcast. Every once in a while I talk
about John and then get in trouble, right, so I
try to leave his ass out of it, but you
know whatever. So our neighbor, Elbie's friend that we carpooled with, now,
cute kid, just adorable. Love I love. And remember I
told you that the mom is somebody I was friends
with when I was literally either I just had elbe
and she was pregnant with Elbie's friend. Yeah, because that
we met at like a neighborhood party. Then we quickly
stopped having those neighborhood parties. But so we met. So
that was Elby's turning seventeen in like a week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 1: Seventeen? What does she have to be? Sixteen? First, what's
she got a license?
Speaker 3: Oh? My god? Which way till I tell you she
got in a car? Ac sure did? Oh no, Well,
so I'll just tell you. We'll start with Halloween. So, so,
oh my god, Alb had a very very busy weekend,
which she would probably hate me talking about, but she
went to her She went to Julie's daughter, Bella's birthday
for Saturday night. Saturday night, she went to the birthday
but then came home, drove herself home. Then she and
her friend went to ihop because Belli Bella, Julie's daughter,
went to another party with some other friends. But then
Bella texted Elb and was like, oh my god, this
party's really fun. You have to come meet me at
this party. So Elbe's like, it's like she's in her twenties.
She was like, oh my god, mom, I really want
to go to this party. And her other friend had
that she was that I hop with had to go home,
and I was like, dude, it's freaking almost eleven. It's
like ten thirty, Like I'm in bed, yeah, you know,
I'm old. Yes, And she was like, well, if I
sleep over at Bella's house, can I go? Can somebody
take me to the drive me over to the party.
And I was like, johnn, you want to drive her
to the party. He's like, that's fine. So she comes home,
she gets driven to the She gets to a party
at like eleven fifteen, is at the party for an
hour and then goes over to Bella's house and sleeps over.
And then Julie wakes up at the crack of freaking dawn.
She's like a very early riser. So I'm getting a
call from her at like nine am. She's like, hey,
so Elbe slept over last night, but guess what, we
have to go somewhere this morning, so they're gonna have
to get It's fine. Ilbie was up. So that was
how she's started Halloween. So our neighbor, the carpulling friend
was having a party. But let's check this out. I
don't know this maybe should be Patreon, but maybe not.
But so their parents, who will never listen to this podcast,
they're very into Halloween. They're very into all the holidays.
They go crazy decorating their house. The dad is like
a burning man guy. Oh, he's really cool. They're very
nice people. They love to party like and they really
get into the holidays. So every year they have it's
always a very happening house at Halloween. You walking by,
he's offering like adult beverages to the adults, you know,
and I drink on Halloween because it's you know, one
night a year. Sure kidding, I'm kidding people, But it's
like the foot's like the party house a lot. There's
always like the bat couple's friends hanging out like on
the porch right totally, all these.
Speaker 2: People living it up, living their best life. Yes, throw
parties and by the way, so much energy for that.
Speaker 3: By the way, you want to talk about corner fucking office.
I didn't go trick or treating with the kid. The
kids all just took themselves trick or treating.
Speaker 1: That's the best.
Speaker 3: I had a little party at my house. They were like,
all right, we're off nice.
Speaker 1: That's best.
Speaker 3: So but so two different things to tell you. But
one is so the neighbor Elbie says, I'm going to
my friend's house for the neighbor's party. Let's call him Tommy. Okay,
So Tommy's family who every year I'm always jealous of
all the fun they're having. Well, this year, Elbe's part
of it because now she's really good friends with Tommy.
So Tommy the day before is like, hey, so they're
talking about the party and he's like, you're sleeping over
right now, Lynette. When I tell you they live a
block away, they live a block away, and I'm like,
why would Elbe be sleeping over? Like, and he's like, oh,
everybody's invited to sleep over. So I'm like on a
school night. I'm like what, I don't understand. He's like, yeah,
my dad's gonna take everyone to school, or maybe Elbe
had told me this first, and I was like, wait why.
So she's like, it's gonna be me her whole little
core group, which is a bunch of girls, and and
he's having his also friends over and I was like, no, like,
why would you don't need to sleep over at Tommy's
house on a school night a block away from home?
Where are you going to sleep? And she's like and
then so then the next day, I'm driving them to
school and he's telling me yeah, and I said, why
is everyone going to sleep over your house? And how
are they getting to school? He's like, oh, my dad's
going to take everyone to school in the morning. And
I was like, so no, I just said so late.
I didn't. I didn't freak out in the moment. I
wasn't like, well, I think that's inappropriate. I was just like,
oh cool. So then later when I'm have LB alone,
I was like, you know, I'm not super cool with that,
I said. I was like, really, all of your friend's
parents one of her friends, the mom is pretty conservative
to a couple of them, and I was like, do
they understand. Like it's just not that I think anything's
gonna happen, but I'm like, if these kids are drinking,
I don't know what they're gonna be doing, and like,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just seems.
Speaker 3: Plus I'm just at an age I just want everybody
home at night. So in the mornings, but on a
school night, I'm gonna have to be my brain to
be overthinking. I have to go to work in the morning. Here.
It's not that this job is so hard, but you know,
we're saving lives, yes, one person at a time. Anyway,
So I tell Alb. I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna have some boundaries. And I was like, I know,
I think it's unnecessary. I go. I would like you
to come home. I go. You can stay as late
as you want, I go, but come home and sleep
in your bed and have one of your friends sleep
come home with you.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: So she agrees, and it's just funny because I don't know.
So I go walking the dog by the house after
our festivities ended, and it is just drunk people galore.
Adults too, Like, it's just Jesus drunk people. One of
the kids, as I told you, I'm Patreon, my little
part of it had like puked in the street. There's
Elbie was fine, but and then okay, so long story short,
we want to lock the front door. Albey didn't bring
her keys because you know, she's not a latch key kid.
I guess she thinks she doesn't have to bring her keys.
It's not like when I was a kid, if you
didn't have your keys, you were shit out of luck. Yes,
go find somewhere to sleep, ye, I mean I would
never go anywhere without my keys. So anyway, I'm texting Albe.
I'm like, do you have your keys because we want
to lock up the house? You know, Oh no, And
rather than just come home and get her keys, she's like,
we'll leave soon. We'll leave soon. And I'm like, all right,
but dad's got to stay up and wait for you
to get home. She's like, well, just leave the door
unlocked and we'll lock it when we get home. I'm like, no,
have you seen Drey I know exactly So Anyway, she
comes home this morning, you know, krack of dawn. Her
friend is a super go getter who slept over. Her
her friend slept over, and they're up at like six
forty five, and then Elbie tells me, I'm really tired?
Can you drive me to school? So I'm like, all right.
In my mind, I'm thinking, well, this fucking Tommy's dad.
Now he's got a house full of kids right now.
He wasn't thinking right, well, I guess he was thinking,
because then Elbie's like, yeah, we got to go pick
up Tommy and Tommy's sister. And I was like, wait,
why I thought Tommy's dad was like, mister, I'm driving
everyone to school in the morning. And she goes, yeah,
well nobody really slept over there. And she goes and
I already kind of told Tommy's mom that like we
would we would drive in the morning. And I'm like
all right, I'm like, these people's eyes are bigger than
their summit. Yes exactly, you got a lot of big plans.
You want to be the big hero. And in the end, oh, Stephanie, yes,
with her resporing responsibility has to come to the rescue.
Right totally, He's probably super hungover right now, he all hungover,
and he's probably so happy that, like.
Speaker 1: Stephanie's the sucker.
Speaker 3: Although meanwhile, one of the friends, who's not even Tommy's
good friend at all, is really one of Elbie's friends,
slept over there with his girlfriend. So I don't know
where these people. This boy I've known since he was
in kindergarten. I know the mom. She does not think
her kid's up to anything nefarious. He was apparently drunk
the girlfriend and they slept over there at a. He's
not even this kid is not even really friends with Tommy.
They were sleeping over there, but they didn't have school
this morning. They go to a different school and they
didn't have school. So Tommy was like, let's call the
other kid, Freda. Tommy was like, so, fred and his
girlfriend crashed, and he's like and my dad was like, dude,
what the fuck? Like what you didn't really run this
by me? I was like, wait, so, but your dad
was fine with a full house full of and he goes, well,
those were people that are kind of my friends, right,
And he's like, but my dad was like, what am
I going to do with these people? And he goes, so,
I just told him, Hey, guys, like when you get up,
like you can grab some food or whatever. But then
like kind of GTFO, like don't ask my dad for
anything anyway. I the thought was, that's insane. I'm dealing
what's crazy on teenagers now?
Speaker 1: Yes, holy shit.
Speaker 3: But meanwhile, real quick, my other two Sadie and Xander, Yeah,
we had such a good time because it is really
a freaking beautiful age. So Lilah Crocodile came over with
his mom and their younger sister who's ten. So they
came over. Our neighbors that not really neighbors, but one
of Sadie's friends that we used to carpool with. They
came over another friend that I used to tell you
is kind of baby voice. It's not like a super
good friend of Sadie's. But hey, it with somebody. Then
like a neighbor, neighbor, I know, everybody's neighbor, neighbor with
the ex wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, who's cuckoo.
Speaker 3: He came by with his buddy divorced dad or came
by with his girls and his buddy and his buddy's kids.
We have like a house full of people that's nice.
And then Xander has a new friend at school. He
met this kid and they are like thick as thieves.
And the mom, we will not say who it is,
but is a major actress. I texted Lynette earlier in
the week and I was like, holy shit, Xander's new
friend has a very famous mom. I cannot tell you
who it is, but she came over.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal.
Speaker 3: She came over, yeah, with her kid, because Xander invited
his new friend over and he really wanted to come over,
and she was getting off work on a movie set
and she wanted to come over and like meet me.
I guess kind of vet me and so and also
Robin and wait, Robin and Robin's has been Wade were over.
I have like fifteen people. So she came over and
then Robin and Wade totally kept her busy. She was
lovely and very down to earth. And here's my only
embarrassing thing that happened. Like at first, I was like, oh,
she's really famous, and like I was just having a
lot of house insecurity.
Speaker 1: Like matching plates, and you know.
Speaker 3: That's when it really I mean, that doesn't happen a lot.
But when you're like, oh my god, I have an
a list celebrity in my house. Imagine if it was like,
it's a different generation, but imagine if it was like,
I don't know who you would compare it to.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: Pretty big star, like, yes, almost everybody's heard of her.
Oh yeah, I mean it's not like it. But it
would be like if like somebody from Friends came over,
like Rite Phoebe. Yeah, I'd be like if Lisa Kudro
is at my house. Okay, so Lisa Kudro comes over Wood,
I think, yeah, but because also more of a movie.
Speaker 1: Star and yes.
Speaker 3: Current she's got things happening. Anyway, The point is she's
over and I'm like, and she's super nice and like
not acting like at all. She came over, and I like, gab,
I was having to pretend I didn't know who she was.
She texted me. She texted me I didn't know that
he had a mom who was an actress. And we
were texting back and forth and she wanted to meet me,
and I said, okay, do you want to? Like she
wanted to come over like after work and meet me
for five minutes, and I was like, well, I'm gonna
be walking the dog. You want to walk the dog
with me, and she's like, sure, why not. Then later
I figured out who it was and I was like, okay,
I just invited her to go walk Pipo with me.
Not that she wouldn't have, because she really will have
when you when you meet her. Anyway, she's really really nice.
But here's the one tiny embarrassing thing. So of course
John and I we haven't had anybody over to our
house since pre COVID. So now we're looking at our house,
which is, by the way, looks like hoarders because because
we're doing the conversion, so a bunch of stuff that
had been in the garage we're waiting to build a shed,
so we had some stuff kind of stacked. So we
were all day like moving. So we thought we did
a pretty good job. I cleaned our bathrooms and then
but I hadn't put a towel back in the sort
of second bathroom, and she had. At one point this
mom had said like, hey, can I wash my hands?
And I was like, yeah, of course, And I show
her the bathroom and she goes in there and comes out,
and I don't really think that much of it until
I go in there like half hour later, and there's
no towel at all, Like, no towel, like not even
just a towel from the bath that's hanging over the No, no, nothing,
not a paper towel.
Speaker 1: I don't So she washed her hands and wiped it
on her shirt.
Speaker 3: I guess she didn't say anything. She didn't say anything.
That's fantastic. Could you imagine if she was just like
a total devon, like, who do I have to blow
to get a tow here?
Speaker 1: She shaking her hands, flinging, why.
Speaker 3: Used to this slumming it?
Speaker 1: She didn't say anything. Huh oh nice.
Speaker 3: She was adore. She was so fun and my friends
were impressed.
Speaker 1: And I'm impressed. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Of Course I had the one friend that before she
came over, I told the one mom. I was like, yeah,
so this person's coming over, this Xander's friend. The mom
is so and so, and she was like, who what.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, come on, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 3: I know, so anyway, it was really really fun. But
the but the best part was they all just went
took her treating. They were like they went in like
little They went for a while, then they came back,
and then they went they went out again. They were
gone for like an hour and a half and the
adults enjoyed themselves.
Speaker 1: That's cool. What were any costumes? Any good costumes?
Speaker 3: There was a lot of like I want to say
it was Beetlejuice, but is this really more of a
Batman thing? What's the the they're all wearing the black
and white stripes. Kaylen Klin to the rescue?
Speaker 4: Could that be a nightmare before Christmas thing?
Speaker 3: Now? I think it was supposed to be Beetlejuice black
and white like stripes. I don't know, because the eighties
movies are back. But then one of them was I
think Harley Quinn one of them was. It's all like
comic book stuff.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: Sadie just went as a fairy that was made up
of like a skirt. We got a Goodwill a boost.
Da had her hair long and flowing and wings cute,
and Xander was squid games nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah nice? Did he get his his teal jous?
Speaker 3: I ordered it from a target? I didn't, No, remember
I told you that the Halloween costume wasn't coming in time, right, Yeah?
So we just we we found a teal sweatsuit. That's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sonny was Sonny Corleone?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did anybody know what it was? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He told me what he was gonna be. He was
gonna put on a you.
Speaker 2: Know, a wife beater and one of Dad's like dress shirts,
like half buttoned, and then like a gold chain and
a black jacket. And he's like, I'm just gonna go
with Sonny Corleone because I was named after him, so
I might as well just go.
Speaker 1: I love it, I.
Speaker 3: Know, I love it so so so did you see?
Speaker 1: Okay? But I don't get in trouble. What I don't
think I'm gonna get in trouble? Did you see? Okay?
So you saw what happened to Dory.
Speaker 2: She lives right by my house, I know, and and
Sino Yeah, so, oh my god, it's so scary. Well,
I was watching the news. My friend works for them.
Oh yeah, Jody.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: And if you see all the footage, that's not Dory,
it's Jody. They're like, there's there's pictures of like what
I thought it was Dorry standing by the window that
was smashed.
Speaker 1: Huh, that's Jody. And those pictures she didn't Dorry did
not leave her room.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and Jody was there at the time.
Speaker 1: Jody was, so, I don't get in trouble.
Speaker 3: I don't think. So she's it's a public thing that happened, right.
Speaker 1: So she.
Speaker 3: So she knows, she knew that.
Speaker 2: So she actually she works more with PK. YEAHK, PK,
p K.
Speaker 1: She says, they're lovely people, by the way, lovely.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he was in London, and she knew that,
and she knew that Dorry was alone with the kids.
So at eleven o'clock, the housekeeper sent Jody a text
and says, there's cops at the front door. At there's
there's cops at the door, and dor EAT's home with
the kids. Jody just grabbed her toothbrush and left, like
she just bolted over there because she knew she was
home alone with the kids and it was eleven o'clock,
the cops are there.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: So she gets there and she you know, told her
she was she was pretty shooken up, like she was
traumatized about what happened. And I don't know if you
read the article, but yeah, I read it. Yeah that
they you know, they said one of them said kill her.
You know, when she was saying, like you know a
mother and I got my kids in the other room.
Please don't hurt my babies. But yeah, that they they
were there for like twenty minutes. And then there's these
pictures of what they say is dor eat like with
a hoodie, you know, they and then they have to
insult Jody by saying like, oh, dor eats, dressing down
and like the usual put together dor eat is you know, disheveled.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, it just got robbed, right, it
really was her. And second of all, is Joe.
Speaker 3: Right come over and like, hey, the cops are going
to be here in a minute. Can you guys come
to an emergency glam squad. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: She's not Erica, right, I know she's usually put together,
so what anyway, but yeah, that's that's Jody in a
in the hoodie and but yeah, it was really traumatizing
and she was traumatized. Wow. Yeah, I hope everybody's okay.
But thank god everybody's okay.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 2: Nobody couldn't have it could have been worse. But yeah,
that h that happened.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cops, this is a weird segue, but have
you seen all the tiktoks with the it's like a
new TikTok trend with the cops doing the Caitlin, have
you seen this cops doing TikTok dances?
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 3: No, I was a little obsessed last night. I was
watching video after video and I was like, they're really
trying to like with all the you know the negative. Yeah,
they're really trying to like make They're trying to do
like sort of an US weekly like cops or just like,
look at these silly cops doing a funny TikTok dance.
But I gotta say it. Word couldn't stop watching. Really,
it's a certain dance and it's all police officers dancing.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I'll have to check it out, all right, Kaylin.
How is your Halloween?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I want to know.
Speaker 4: My Halloween was very busy. Yeah, it was a long,
long day yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about it.
Speaker 4: Well, I had to Well, first we did ACS over
at the studio. I needed to go in a little
bit before that to clean up the place a bit,
and then we did a full ACS and then I
rushed home after that to get the kids ready for
It was like a daytime trick or treating thing. We
drove to this neighborhood and all of Amy's friends were
there with their kids, and they essentially had like a
like a golf cart with a DJ on the back,
and they'd ride around this neighborhood and all the kids
would follow behind and go trigg or treating on the
way there. This is that like three So this is
during the day. So we did that until about five
five thirty. Went directly home after that, and my mom
also came into town from England for the first time
since before COVID started.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So she was waiting for us back at the house,
so we hung out there.
Speaker 3: Did you know she was coming?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I was aware.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just surprising you. Hello, good day.
Speaker 4: Now that's sounds just like her. Did she talk like dey, Yeah,
it's funny. I I, for some reason, have never really
been able to hear her accent really growing up. Everyone
would always be like, oh, I didn't know your mom
was from England. Oh my god, she's so English, and I,
for some reason don't really hear it. I can't really
explain why. But anyway, she came in, we saw her,
hung out with her, and my brother was there too
because he picked her from the airport, so we all
hung out there and then I.
Speaker 3: Did, now, did she stay at your place?
Speaker 4: No, she's staying at my older brother's house. I was
in Long Beach, so it's close to me, okay, So
I had to drive her over there, drive her back.
I got home by about like nine nine thirty and
I just watched Yeah, I just watched a TV show
and went to bed.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh, we did a couple more. We did a couple
more trigger when we got back to the house, me
and Isla. She was a panda and she was a
panda and I was a panda caretaker. I don't know
if you've seen those videos of like all the cute
pandas running around their enclosures and the staff trying to
like manage them, right, So I was that that's so cute.
Ended up just looking like a doctor. I had to
write panda caretaker on it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're a no getter like us exactly.
Speaker 4: And so we did a couple more houses when we
got back, and then yeah, they were both wiped.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I kind of miss those days, not really though.
Speaker 3: I was. We most of us moms that were at
my house were like this, is fucking genius, Like this
is the eight because this is so last year was COVID.
Maybe they would have if there was trick or treating,
maybe they would have gone on their own. I don't know.
But then the year before they were only eleven, so
they probably wouldn't have. So we walked around with them.
I mean it was much less stressful. We just sort
of like walked around behind like but this year was like.
Speaker 1: Bye, nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought it was fun because I still got
to do the help them with the Halloween p I mean,
I know what you're saying. I miss those days of
just like, yeah, the cuteness factor and the excitement and
it's Halloween. But but I'm lazy and I don't miss right.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Now, maybe you should do this as an annual thing
every year and invite your hot shot movie star friend.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: What was just nice was just having people over.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't experienced that in so long, and I just
didn't let myself stress out about it. I made I
in case you're wondering, it was a lot of kids,
So I ordered like eight Domino's pizzas and I had
a ton left over. I was like, I just want
to overorder so that everybody feels fed, for kids, especially
all And then I made a couple of caesar salads
and then you know from a kid not like make
up scratch. I bought some caesar salad, made a bowl
of that that went fast. Made a bunch of caprasy
with the toothpick, with a grape tomato and a mozzarella ball,
one basil and then you put olive oil on it.
And I do one with just olive oil, salt and pepper,
and I do one with the Trader Joe's glaze is
really good. That was a big hit. And then honestly
the thing that went the most, I was like, I
feel like I should find something else. I had some
grapes from Trader Joe's. I put those out all gone.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: It was like the grapes were so so easy, peasy. Yes,
I had sparkling water and John wenton had a couple
six packs.
Speaker 1: Of beer for like the did you guys get like
trigger Traders?
Speaker 3: No. But the reason why is because our house looks
really dark. It wasn't decorated because there because the lights
are off from the front because of the construction.
Speaker 1: Oh that sucks.
Speaker 3: Oh, so let me tell you about Alby's car accident. Yeah,
what the So, I was recording a part I was
recording boord af and I Elbe was on her On
Friday night, Elbe was on her way to school football
game with her friend in the car, which is not
legal but whatever, and I get a call from her,
which she usually doesn't call me. She usually texts me
that stuff. But I get a call from her, but
I ignore it because I'm recording a podcast, and I'm like, oh,
if it's important, she'll call John. And then Ava's friend's
mom calls me, and I'm like, uh, oh, Ava's friend's mom.
I mean, I'm sorry Elbie's so Elb was with her
friend Ava. Ava's mom then calls me. So I get
a missed call. I get a call from Elbie that
I don't answer, and then a few minutes later, I
get a call from my friend Cecily, who's her Elbie's
friend's mom, and I'm like, oh, why is she calling me?
And then I get a text from her saying is
everything okay? Is LB okay? And I was like what
the fuck? So I'm I'm almost done at the podcast anyway,
so I'm like, all right, gotta wrap it up. So
we finished and then I'm like, what is happening? And
then John's like, Elbe was in an accident and she's okay.
So she apparently, oh my god, she was merging onto
the freeway.
Speaker 1: Aren't we just.
Speaker 3: Talking about this, like people getting getting an accidents? Because
you guys has an accident, so we were just talking
about like getting an accidents and how do people just
how do people not get an accidents? Well, apparently somebody
was going on the freeway. She she was trying to
merge onto the freeway. There was a guy, she said,
that was ahead of her but was not letting her
in and kind of going fast, and she was like, dude, fine,
like go ahead. So she's waiting for him to go,
and then she she said, he almost hit her because
he wouldn't let her okay. So she's coming up an
on ramp and he's on the side of her and
she's like, gonna let him go. She said he was
in a truck pickup truck and like almost ran out,
like was like almost hit her, and she was like okay.
So then he in front of her stops slams on
his brakes on the freeway. And she of course slammed.
She's like, mom, I slammed on my brakes. She goes
he stopped out in nowhere. There wasn't even anybody in
front of him, and John is pissed. He thinks the
guy was trying to get it in. I know that
got car, Yes, you fucking asshole. So she hits him.
She slams on her brakes, but then rolls into him,
and then I was like praying she didn't get out
of the car. She didn't get out of the car.
So she pulls over and then he comes up and
he's like yeah, uh. She said he was nice, but
then he was like hitting on her. He was asking
for the other girl's phone number for one thing.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he took her information and was gonna
leave with her insurance card and Albie was like, no,
you can't have that. He's like, I'm gonna just take
this and she's like no, and then he goes, okay,
i'll be back. I'm gonna give with my information and
then he left. Oh, and then he said I'm not
gonna call the police, uh, because I don't want to
get trouble. And then he left. So first John was
like Elbie, why didn't you like ask him, what's the deal?
Why did you stop short or whatever? And I was
like John, I was like, no, she's sixteen. She should
never be having any sort of confrontation. Like you don't
discuss any of that. You just go like exchange information,
have a good day. Unless it's a bad action, then
you call the police. But like, no, like she should
not be arguing with some guy in a pickup truck.
That's like maybe possibly purposely made her hit him. But
we're trying to figure it out because like, why would you.
I think he was fucking I think he got annoyed
or he's just an asshole, and I think he didn't
gauge it properly, like he thought he had room to
like I'm not going to let her on the freeway
and not let her in. But then all of a sudden,
there was a car in front of him. What I
think happened? But Elbe says there was no one in
front of him. Did he just slammed on his brain?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: So what an asshole?
Speaker 1: What an asshole? That's scary.
Speaker 3: And by the way, there's definitely damage to our car
and it's a lease. So now we have to have
our car fixed, which could be a couple grand, you know,
with a new it's a new car, and so I'm
sure they're gonna have to replace the hood, the light.
The front headlight is broken, but it's still fine. But
you can't if you just look at the car, you
can't tell right away. But then if you look, it's
all scratched up and the hood is dented. So they're
gonna have to replace the whole.
Speaker 1: But it was drivable and everything.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so totally drivable. We're gonna get an estimate.
Speaker 1: But I mean, was it the Prius?
Speaker 3: The Prius?
Speaker 2: Yeah, jesus h that sucks.
Speaker 1: Why' is they got?
Speaker 2: Why do people got to fuck with people like that?
I've been fucked with like that not that long ago.
By the way, I was, I don't know, I was
doing something and I was trying to merge or something,
and this guy just was like he he I don't know.
He came up behind me, then he went next to me.
Speaker 1: Then he went in front of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he went in front of me, and
then he was like hitting the brake and I was
like I was slamming on the break and then I
was like this is one.
Speaker 1: Thing I do like about the Tesla. It's got a
pick me up.
Speaker 2: Then I went around him and I took off and
got away from him fast. You know, this, this car
I'm driving right now doesn't have that much of a
pick me up.
Speaker 3: But Dodge Do is Dodge Durgo doesn't have any can't do.
Speaker 1: It's got no giddy.
Speaker 3: What's going on with your car? Any update?
Speaker 2: It's still in the shot because you know the like
everything takes for you know, you can't.
Speaker 1: You're trying to order parts.
Speaker 2: For the Tesla. It's taking it's taking away too. It's
going to take a long time. He's like it's going
to be at least a month. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I was like, wow, really and he's like yes, He's
like it takes forever to.
Speaker 1: Order parts now, Oh my god, yeah I know.
Speaker 2: And so so anyway, I'm researching right now other cars.
I asked our own Matt DeAndrea, who does car cast
with Adam, and you know, he's really up on new
cars and like Gary's dad, Gary's mom just got a Genesis.
And he's like, it's got all the bells and whistles,
it's a test, it's a gas car.
Speaker 1: Is it a gas car or could be a hybrid.
Speaker 3: But he's like, it's like.
Speaker 2: Half the price of a Tesla, but it's got all
the technology and everything, and she really likes it. So
I'm looking into those. Might look at a Q Infinity.
That's what I'm driving right now. Actually, I gave away
the Durango and I got in because it's going to
be a long time. So I wanted to try a
car that I might buy or at least, so I'm
trying the Infinity, the Q Infinity.
Speaker 1: It's all right, no car has that picked me up
like a test. I like to be nimble, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, maybe you could just get a newer model
Tesla that can drive on a chart.
Speaker 2: That's what Matt said. He said, get a smaller Tesla.
You know, I don't need a stupid suv anymore, right right,
I'm not carton kids around really anymore, right, and they're
going to be driving, you know, so I might get
a smaller car.
Speaker 1: I don't know, We'll see. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let me.
Speaker 3: I'm listening to tell me over my dead body. Somebody
on our Facebook page said, the third season or whatever
it's called, Fox Lake, Oh pretty good? Is it. It's
pretty good.
Speaker 1: Okay, but deep deeper deep, I got any coffee?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But don't you hate the feeling when you're out
of podcasts? Yes?
Speaker 2: I don't like not having anything to listen to because
then I put everything off, like you know, cleaning, making lunch,
you know that kind of shit. You know, I'm taking
the dishwasher and why can't do any of that? Yeah,
don't go to the gym if I don't have anything
to listen to. Can I say I do have something
to listen to?
Speaker 3: I don't go to the gym, but yeah, can I
say something that's kind of like un pc shit. So
there's this podcast called This Is Actually Happening. Have you
ever listened to that? It's like people telling personal stories
about like terrible things that have happened to that A
lot of it is about like mental illness or and
I was I've tried to I tried to listen to
it in the past, and at first I think I
came on here this is a few years ago, and
I was like, oh my god, I found this podcast.
But if you listen to a lot of episodes there,
it becomes a lot of sameness. But then I hadn't
listened to it in a few years and it's doing
really well. It's a very popular podcast, and I was like,
I should try this again, because I should just try it,
but not like oversaturate, like just listen to one here
and there. Like one episode in I was like, oh
my god, like it's the stories are like so many
bad things happened to these people that you're like.
Speaker 1: All right already, Like.
Speaker 3: They're like, first, first my father was abusing me, blesting me,
and then but then I grew up, and then you know,
I found out that my brother was a serial killer
killing people around the neighborhood. And but then but that's
not all. You're like, well that's enough, that's a good story.
Like then they're like, but hold on. Then my brother
tried to murder my best friend while I watched. And
then while I was in the psychiatric hospital dealing with
the trauma from that, somebody broke in assaulted me and
it's a doctor, and you're like, oh my god, I
can't have any more about shit happening to you. And
then I just started like is this actually having a
Then I start kind of getting mad at the person,
and I'm like, what part do you play?
Speaker 1: Like, why do you look in the mirror?
Speaker 3: Who's the common denominator? And then I hate myself. I'm like,
I can't believe I'm having that thought. That is terrible
These poor people, like it is just one thing after another.
But then I'm like, how do so many people have
just because it's never one fucking thing that happened the
ones that are one thing that happened to them, I'm
all in. I'm like, you got a plane crash, Yeah,
tell me more. I'm all years right, But it's never
they're all nothing is like an actual like survival story,
Like I love those kind of stories.
Speaker 1: You know, this is like it goes on and on.
Speaker 3: This is like I was married to a guy and
he turned out to be abusive. It was a domestic
violent situation. But wait, that's not all.
Speaker 2: They're like.
Speaker 3: Then I got away from him, and then but then
my second husband turned out that he was like wanted
for crimes, and then he kidnapped me and took me
like on a four state run where we I was
forced to hold up an eleven's And then you're like really,
and then it's like, well, hold on, that's not all.
Then I got away and I got arrested and I
was interrogated for forty eight hours where they asked me,
are you part of this? And then I finally then
I did eighteen months in jail even though I was
innocent of the crime. He was kidnapped me and then
my third husband. And You're like, Okay, no more, no,
I'm upset and angry at you. So and then I'm like,
is there can I Is there a podcast I could
re listen?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm like, what have I not heard in a
long time? I'm like, what was that one? The guy
from the Ravens that murdered his pregnant life. I'm like,
I only listened to that twice all the way for really.
And then there's one there's the Murdoch. Everybody's recommending this one. Oh, okay, okay,
this is this one. It's the Murdoch murders. Have you
heard of this, Kaitlin, Yes, I am familiar with it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I heard about the murders.
Speaker 3: There's like a lot of murders happened in this to
these Murdochs, which the murders right in the name. I
think there's not gonna be murder happening right, the Murdochs.
So I'm trying to listen to it. They covered there's
like a bunch of different podcasts because a lot of
people in this family got murdered so or people that
are associated. I don't know. And here's why, because it
reminds me of that root of all evil podcasts where
you need to be like, yes, you have to have
a chart, I freaking flow chart of like wait, okay,
who I need to put them through ancestry dot com.
Speaker 1: I gotta know what.
Speaker 3: I need to do DNA. I don't know who's who,
and I can't. It's a podcast, so I'm not even
looking at the people. So you expect me to focus.
Speaker 1: In and how you? I know, how are we supposed
to do that?
Speaker 3: I keep going back, like forty five seconds. I'm like
I had to have missed some key points or I'm
like grocery shopping and trying to listen to it, and
then I'm like, I have idea. I have no idea
what just happened? Who these people are? So then I
will go back. I'm like, no, I'm on a mission.
I'm going to find out who these fucking people are.
So I backtrack. I literally I was listening. Oh, so
there's a couple of podcasts that like tell the story
in like six episodes. But then I see it's already.
It's also on four Day Hour Mysteries four d eight
hours podcasts. I'm like, oh good, I'll knock it all
out in one episode, right, Not so fast, It's too hard.
I can't get through it. I'm like, I started it
over three different times. Yesterday I was like, I cannot
keep track of who these people are, Like, maybe I
need to be looked at for add because I cannot.
Speaker 2: Right, is that the guy like who's accused of killing
his family or somebody?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You don't know, I don't know. Somebody
died in like a boating accident, right, Kaitlin, do you
know anything about this?
Speaker 4: I know a little bit. I don't know about the
boating accident. It was some.
Speaker 3: Girls sing that is not one of the Murdocks. The
Murdoch was driving the boat. There's a girl, I want
to say, Molly or Megan, somebody with an M name
is missing. Not somebody No Megan or you know Molly
Malone is missing. She's not a Murdoch. But then there's
a Murdoch there's a murdering Murdoch. But then that murdering
Murdoch got murdered. I don't know. Caitlyn helped me.
Speaker 4: So I all I know is like, there's the family
of murdochs. I believe the mother and one of the
sons got murdered, like execution style, right, they didn't know
what was going on. And then the father was like
on this like dirt road and someone tried to murder him.
But as it turns out, the guy that murdered him,
he had hired to kill him to like get the
insurance the rest of his insurance money to the surviving son.
So he senting like hired a hitman to kill him,
to kill him, and and the hitman failed. I don't
know why. I'm also not.
Speaker 3: Sure wasn't trying very hard to get killed. Then if
the hit man can't make it happen, like how either
the hit man's terrible or you're not trying very hard
to get killed, You're trying to get away. Yeah, but
then we don't know why the wife and why did
he murder I.
Speaker 4: Don't think he murdered his wife, but I don't.
Speaker 3: But there's also something.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and he has like a lot of I
think financial issues too. That a lot of illegal stuff
that he was about to get pinched for before this
all went down, pinged.
Speaker 1: H lap it up.
Speaker 3: You're about to get pitched a mafia show.
Speaker 1: You're your shine bocks.
Speaker 3: That was a callback to Patreon. Sorry guys, Okay, So
what is with the girl that's missing? Though? Megan Malali
or whatever, do you know what I'm talking about. There's
like a boating accident. There's a boating there's a boating incident.
Somebody died that the boat crashed. I don't know, but
one of the Murdochs was on the boat. And now
there's a girl missing.
Speaker 1: What was it? What's the name of this podcast, Murdering Murdocks.
Speaker 3: Murdochs, the Murdoch Murders. Yeah, the Murdering Murdoch Murders Murderson's
And there's a there's a few different podcasts because this
is suddenly a big deal, right But I don't know,
but remember the one, the other one we tried to
that I made it through like four episodes, but the
Pinkerton Pinky you really liked it, but and I think
we both lost interest in it.
Speaker 1: Pinkertons we had them on.
Speaker 3: We had the people on our podcast like.
Speaker 1: The Piketown As. Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Where they broke it, but then I listened to a
few episodes of it that was really good. But then
I lost track of those people. I was like, I
don't too much what happened, you know, I don't like
too much of salt help them solve the mystery. And I
don't like it when it's unsolved and it's being solved
as we're listening too much pressure. I'm like, I don't
know these people help you know, you know what we've
talked about, like unsolved mysteries. That's more relaxing because you're like,
I'm on my couch, I'm watching a TV show. If
I happen to have seen this guy, I'll call you right.
That I like because I'm like, now there's a lot
of us. Like if I and I'm looking at the guy,
I'm like, oh, that guy rang me up a trader joke.
Let me get on the horn. You know this guy.
I hope they pinched this guy, you know, right. But
like if it's a podcast and it's like, oh, oh
this is unsolved, that this girl's body was found twenty
years ago, and I'm like, I don't know. I hope
you guys solve it, because this is gonna be very unsatisfying.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, you know what, Yeah, you know what.
I don't like this.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to watch these documentaries that are like six
episodes or four episodes, right, but I hate when you
figure it all out in the first two episodes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: To come on, like like the family that all killed themselves, right,
but turn out the guy's like this guy was mentally
ill and he was like telling them to kill and
they've all followed of.
Speaker 1: What he was saying, right, they believe like.
Speaker 2: All right, we figured that out like in an hour
in the first episode, right, So why do I got
to watch the rest?
Speaker 3: Yeah? John has a problem with this too. When we're
listening to a podcast, it's and then you finish the
story part and then they get into their just analyzing
it and rehashy talking it over. He doesn't we don't
like that part. Yeah, We're like, just just tell the
story part and I'll make my own conclusion. Right, tell
me how to feel they I don't need to hear
your process. After everything you've learned from it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I care.
Speaker 3: I'm done. You finished the story part right?
Speaker 1: Done?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was a documentary on Netflix. I started watching though
that I am sucked into. It's the what's it called
The Motive that a teenage boy in Jerusalem killed his family? Oh,
I've ever seen Stanny musso fast?
Speaker 1: Get that pencil the mo.
Speaker 3: Tiv Oh my god on Netflix. Okay, and this just
reminded me about something. But we got to save something
for Friday. Ok let's save it. I have a little
funny thing for Friday.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks everybody, thanks for all your support.
Speaker 3: We love yeah and thanks for listening. And thank you Kaylin.
Speaker 1: Thanks everybody.
Speaker 3: You're a parent, now, don't f it up.
Speaker 1: Many dot Com