Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. It's your body. Clayton here with Chris. Chris,
what's up. I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to
do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell and
Clayton former vice president of Hell.
Speaker 2: Never got the presidency, never had no No, you're thinking
about Mike Pins, But no, that wasn't me.
Speaker 1: That wasn't me. Yeah yeah, but now just your your
living life and doing what you love to do, which
is what do you love to do? Oh man? This podcast?
I tell you what, how long?
Speaker 2: We've been doing it for a couple of years, took
a break, stop down for a bit, relaxed, collected ourselves,
came back, relaunched, bigger, better than ever, smaller audience, Still
do good though. That's why we're doing a twenty twenty six.
It's my year, twenty twenty six, sixty six, That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, new year, knew meat, new girlfriend,
new new girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait.
Speaker 2: I don't talk about too much. I'm still trying to
keep it under the wraps.
Speaker 1: Bro. I'm just so excited about it. You know, you
met someone a little bit.
Speaker 2: You know, it was in New Year's Eve party. The
clock was ticking down. Everybody was coupling up up. I
was in a panic, sweating, looking for anybody. Saw you punched.
Speaker 1: You and I couldn't kiss you. Knock me out? Yeah?
Did that? Last two years?
Speaker 2: Couldn't do that. A third year found someone. We've been
kind of talking on and off since then, and wow,
yeah I feel a little romantical, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not even a word. Who is this
person you met at this party? But like, can you
say any more about it? Or do you want to
jinx it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss and tell you know, it's
too soon. It's too early.
Speaker 2: We're still in the data finding stage. Got to figure
things out. But I figured it'd be a nice little
act of you know, my love if we went and
you know, got her like some flowers. No, oh yeah,
you know my my crushiness. I don't know, like I
just want to go fight her some flowers though, you
know her know that I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3: All right, So anyways, step right into this year.
Speaker 2: I'm going to open this door, step right into that
weird looking fucking portan.
Speaker 1: It looks like a vagina in the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a big like glowing like portal. Yeah,
there's really no dance around.
Speaker 1: It does kind of look like a giant vagina, doesn't it.
Who are we going into? No, it's where. Okay, it's
not who.
Speaker 2: But this is kind of like a doorway to like
another realm, another place. Okay, you know if you will,
it's called the upside down. Okay, it smells weird. It
smells weird. You're gonna go in. You just gonna have
to raw dog it. You just gotta gotta run in there.
It's gonna be a little dry right now. You're just
gonna have to work your way through. You're gonna come
out on the other side. It's gonna be a little smelly.
A lot of attacks on all the sub seas, but
you're gonna make it all right.
Speaker 1: Just gonna close my eyes and yeah, there it is.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna push you through. Here we go, Okay,
just a little shoulder bob. Hey, there we are, and
this is nice.
Speaker 1: Wow. Everything's like dark and it looks like kind of
like a nuclear faulet where there's just like dust falling
slightly from the air, and it's.
Speaker 3: Actually quite fair weathered for this time of year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean the lightning storm adds a certain ambiance.
But do not be afraid, Chris, this is a lovely
place upside down, great vacation spot for us.
Speaker 1: Hellian's you know, upside down. Okay, So what are we
looking for here? Exactly?
Speaker 2: Just looking for some like dead shit, you know, something romantic,
some flowers, leech covered vines, something you know that says
like I'm thinking of you.
Speaker 1: Okay, but actually.
Speaker 2: There's a guy over there. Maybe he can help us
find something. Hello you, sir?
Speaker 4: Hello, how good I might?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hello?
Speaker 4: How you going?
Speaker 2: You look familiar? Have I seen you before? You look
quite familiar?
Speaker 4: Right right? I do get that quite a bit. Been
in a couple of shows. Oh okay, on the telly cool.
Speaker 1: For the listeners. You kind of look like a flower
with teeth and arms and legs.
Speaker 4: Ah right, Well I've been referred to as a demo Gordan.
Maybe you've heard that time before. It's actually mispronunciation of
my real name.
Speaker 1: What is your real name?
Speaker 4: See? It's a donde coma Gordon first name? Gordon? Oh well,
friends call me Gordo if you want to, Okay, Gordon,
all right, Gordon we'll get everything a little bit mixed
up down here.
Speaker 1: Well that makes sense.
Speaker 4: The folks don't really understand upside down versus down under.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could see the misconception.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that an Australian accent vaguely.
Speaker 4: Right on you man? Yeah? Absolutely, it's a beauty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is this area that we're in with all these like
vines that are wrapping around our legs?
Speaker 3: Is this your house? Is this your your area? Your home?
Speaker 4: I called this the Kangaroo's pouch.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's like a hangout spot.
Speaker 1: The Kangaroo's pouch. Is that like the name of a club.
Speaker 4: You know, kangaroos pouch where your nestle in. It's nice
and clammy, you know, on all sides you're tucked in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's comfort, it's nice.
Speaker 4: It's nice out here, and it's evil.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: It's filled with evil.
Speaker 2: I can feel that. Yeah, you know, you get that sensation.
As soon as I walked in here, I got a
chill down my spine. It's great you too.
Speaker 4: Well, just on a bit of a walk about, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just went through that vagina door back there and
just you know.
Speaker 4: Like, how's the kangaroo's pouch. Oh that's the kangaroo's patches.
Speaker 1: I see, it explains the vagina. So are we just
inside of a giant kangaroo right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4: The whole thing unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Wow, kangaroos all the way down. And I was crazy.
Speaker 2: You mentioned earlier you've been on some some TV and
stuff like that. You just probably had a big break, right,
I mean, what now this show's wrapped up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What show? I'm not familiar.
Speaker 4: Oh it's quite popular. Yeah, it's known as a Stranger Things.
Oh it's actually a documentary. Oh yeah, about life here
down under.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we don't really get a lot of channels
in Hell, so yeah, I must have missed it.
Speaker 4: Oh it's perfect for you guys. You'd know a lot
of the characters. I'm sure we've got evil.
Speaker 1: Magicians, evil magician, evil children, evil children. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, evil dogs. We call them dingos. Okay, one
of them make my baby.
Speaker 1: That's a dark shame.
Speaker 4: Wow, evil drong goes.
Speaker 1: Little drunk goes. Okay, what's a drunk go? Yeah? What's
a drung go?
Speaker 4: You too? A bit of a drun go?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, okay, So complimentary.
Speaker 4: Right, that's like an absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thought it was a derogatory term, but no,
it sounds like oh no, no, I never okay, alright, wink.
I mean you can't really wink because your whole face
is one four. Yeah, it's really weird watching you talk
with the four mouth flaps. You know, I can't talk
if you're smiling or like, what's the emotion going.
Speaker 1: On right now?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm up down to you, so you have to
look at my frown is actually a small who enjoying
our time together. We're just having a yawn.
Speaker 1: What were you up to today? Were you just like
hanging out or hanging down under? Ah?
Speaker 4: I was looking for a bit of tucker Tucker? What
a my Brecky and a cuppa uh huh?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you have an entire different language that
you speak here. Wow, it's incredible. This really is a
foreign land. Interesting it is for Brecky.
Speaker 4: For instance, I just had a couple of small children.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, there is the delicacy down here.
Speaker 1: It must be huh good eating. Yeah, So where do
these small children come from?
Speaker 4: That's a great question, mate.
Speaker 2: You just gotta kidnap them, just like, without question. You
just sort of grab them up, you take them.
Speaker 4: There's a bloke named Vecna. Yeah, he's grabbing up all
the kids, just having a good old time. Okay, down
here and down on this.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fun guy.
Speaker 4: He's a bit agrab that one. Okay, Well he's a
bit of a laugh too.
Speaker 1: Is he up in Hell or down in Hell? I
guess it'd be. It's a bit confusing. Geography is a.
Speaker 4: Little Yeah, well it's up to me. It's down to You.
Speaker 1: Can't argue that. Yeah, but yeah, we have people in
Hell four grabbing children as well. You know, it's not
that different of a place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, like minded individual, yeah, loose term.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we want to define exactly how
the go about the grabby anyway. What's that giant there's
like a giant like creature over there, just stomping into
the horizon or the what the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that a neighbor or something?
Speaker 4: Or I've heard you are upstairs. You call that the
mind flare? Oh oh, but here we just called it
a normal spider. That's just a spider, almost just normal wildlife.
Speaker 1: Here. That's the size of your spiders here, it is.
Speaker 4: It's a normal bit of you know, the down on
a fauna as it were.
Speaker 1: Crikey Jesus.
Speaker 4: You know we got the dingoes, and we got those
unnaturally large spider the drongos, drongos like yourself. Yep, we
got a bit of those.
Speaker 1: Why they call it the mind flair.
Speaker 4: All of our animals are so big they just flow
your mind. Ah yeah, flay it right open, Like is
that really an animal that stands on its hind legs
and boxes?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 4: Absolutely is.
Speaker 1: You mentioned we're in a pouch of a kangaroo. Do
y'all have normal kangaroos here or smaller kangaroos or well
they're all normal here. Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Do you and the kangaroos get together, you'all fight? Are
you all friends?
Speaker 4: Or is it Mike we've had a few tussle sets.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is this like a sport you go out and you
box kangaroos for the hell of it?
Speaker 4: Or yeah, see who's gonna buy the pint?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Foster's.
Speaker 4: Right Australian for beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the line's starting to blur here on like
it's a bit of blurry? Is this are we in Australia?
I'm and clear, this seems like I thought we were
in the upside down. But this is starting to sound
a lot like just how curiousity do you guys have
like some sort of like snack.
Speaker 4: It's like a brown vegamid? Yeah, yeah, ake beauty?
Speaker 1: Is that what this do?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 1: That's all over? It's just like these vines are spewing
this black disgusting liquid. Is that vegamiked?
Speaker 4: You put it on everything?
Speaker 2: Although, Chris, I think you just did a step and show. Oh,
but it's really hard to tell the differences. Very similar, yeah,
very the texture that tastes, the smell, it's hard to
figure out because it's all over the place.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like a sticky mess here from
all area.
Speaker 4: But we said down down Under, which might be Australia.
Speaker 1: This place seems pretty chill. My eyes have to adjust.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit darker than what I'm used to,
but I mean it's not bad vibes, Chris.
Speaker 1: We could probably stick a claim down here. What's the
property prices? Like? Yeah, what's property like? Down here?
Speaker 4: We're kind of interested, completely upset. It's out of control.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, do tell.
Speaker 4: They're putting a new Macas down the street and double
the price of every single lault in the area. Oh wow, alrighteous, Yeah,
you can't even build a dungeon down here anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh ooh yeah you know. Yeah, and I need one
of those. Huh. So we were looking for some sort
of dead flowers or something for a gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something romantic, something that says like I'm into you,
but I'm not like confessing my love for you just yet,
but like the door is open.
Speaker 1: For it, Like a flirty gift. Yeah, not coming on
too hard, but want to be hard. Oh yeah, yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 4: Something soft, like a kangaroos pap Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that
you're really get into. Yeah about venus flaw trap for instance. Okay,
all the flowers here are poisonous.
Speaker 1: Would she like that? I think she'd be into that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: What kind of Trala is she?
Speaker 2: I don't want to get into too many details. Let's
just say she's not your typical kind of gal. She's
very young, only like a few hundred years old, beautiful,
like a stormy morning on the day of a tornado watch,
you know, yeah, go on and on. I think she'd
like some like venus eating fly traps or something.
Speaker 4: Well, we've got plenty of flowers that smell terrible and
will burn your skin. So that sounds perfect for her.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's perfect. I'm gonna pick some of these up. Yeah, no,
these will do. Are these are great?
Speaker 4: These are goss gosh down. Made to interrupt, but I
got a run for a second. See that blok over there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that a human Steve? Steve?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nape Steve.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: We don't like Steve. I mean he's quite handsome.
Speaker 4: He's a bit of a hoon.
Speaker 1: Steve. You a drago? Is he like a dorog?
Speaker 4: He's a bit of a hoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not familiar with this Steve, but I mean,
what's the details on him.
Speaker 4: He's always picking up these animals and free and doing
what not with them, and it's just a piece of work.
That one.
Speaker 2: I thought we were talking about Steve Harrington. Are you
talking about that's Steve Irwin. That's the crocodile, right, yeah,
Steve exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, so we don't we don't like Steve Irwin.
Speaker 4: No, No, he's one of the worst of the worst,
worst of the worst, which means he's the best of
the best.
Speaker 2: Oh, all right, it's upside down, it's the opposite shit, Okay, okay, we.
Speaker 1: Can hide around this corner.
Speaker 2: I'd love to meet him, but I would love to
meet him, Gordon, I got some bad news. Did you
hear that Steve has a child that's like a clone
of him? But he can dance even he's like a
sexier Steve Irwin?
Speaker 4: Is he Robert Terrible?
Speaker 1: To break the news to you?
Speaker 4: Terrible? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know you watch out for that one. What does
he do? You say he's the best, but what does
he do to you? Gordon?
Speaker 4: Is everything that we hate, isn't he? It's nice?
Speaker 1: Oh? Considerate, thoughtful, Oh god, conservationist.
Speaker 4: Just disgusting on every level. Absolutely can't even torture any
of the horrible creatures down here with him trying to
keep that Joe.
Speaker 2: What a light in this world? What an absolute kind
human piece of shit?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? What's he doing here in the upside down?
Would he not be in heaven or is he just visiting?
Speaker 4: He's in the bush.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. He's on the.
Speaker 4: Holiday, taking a walking out. Okay, this is like I'll
out back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris.
Speaker 2: Steve can kind of do whatever, and it's kind of
common knowledge around the afterlife.
Speaker 1: He can kind of do whatever the fuck he wants.
No one's gonna bother Steve.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he's riding that mind flair.
Speaker 1: Look at him.
Speaker 2: Go wow, very in deept with handling animals. That's incredible. Hey, listener,
you're looking a little sad. You're looking a little unfulfilled
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Speaker 2: It wasn't watching you, so uh yeah, stop doing that.
That's weird hearing the upside Down? What do you do
for work?
Speaker 4: I'm a chef actually, oh, a chef. You know a
lot of this confusion with Stranger Things started when I
was misheard. Yeah, and a lot of people said I
wanted to kill that wimp Bob from the episode. Remember
that what I actually said was I want to grill
some shrimp.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's where the soul came from.
Speaker 1: So have a few more questions about your culture here
and the upside Down. But before that, we have a
couple questions from our audience. We got it answer, Oh yes, yes,
forgot about them.
Speaker 4: Yeah an audience.
Speaker 1: We're a podcast?
Speaker 4: Yeah, podcast, Good on you mate, Thanks, yeah, thank you.
No wonder you're unhealthy?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: The people up there hate podcasts as much as they
do down here.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, absolutely, everyone as one. Everyone's trying to promote
one very bloated market.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean they kind of like spread like all
these vines, Yeah, and just kind of strangle the life
out of things.
Speaker 2: There's even other ones that are named similar to ours.
They have the words good or mourning in them, and
it's just so many, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This question comes from our Good Morning from Health
discord from Perry. They ask, what does mental health look
like down there? What kind of practices do you all
have down there? Meeting hell or in the upside down?
And I am assuming they meaning hell, but we can
also cover it for the upside down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, I can feel this one. We love the
usage of our therapy speak terms. You got the classics,
you know, like setting boundaries, gas sliding. That's one of
my favorite ones. Protecting my piece, love that one. That's
a fun one employee from time to time. Holding space.
I've never understood what that is, but I'd whip it
out whenever I can. You do whip it out whenever
you can. But it completely different, meaning I haven't been
to a ton of therapy and hell, yeah, what is
a typical therapy session? Like we can try one out,
you know, like a three way therapy session right here
with us in Gordon. Chris, tell us about how you
feel I am as like a friend and a boss.
Speaker 1: Well, I think you're absolutely a great BOSSU and I'm
so happy with everything you've done. And I could not
wish for, honestly, anyone in the world I would rather
have as a boss.
Speaker 2: Chris, you're doing a great job at gaslighting. That's a
textbook version of gas lighting.
Speaker 1: That's very good. Thank you. Also, it's hard to doing
therapy in the upside down because I'm trying to speak earnestly,
but everything I say is being twisted.
Speaker 4: Oh, I see if I go to make a suggestion here, sure, sure,
uh huh. There's a bloke named Vecna. Yeah, told you
about Mike the Mind uh huh. We do these group
therapy sessions. He'll get all of us together huh and
a mental health session.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: We're all tied into his mind. Oh, and he's got
control over all of our minds. You do a bit
of that, it's a bit of fun, and you bleed
out your eyeballs or you know. Oh, you feel riders
right after that.
Speaker 2: That sounds like some interesting psychoanalysts kind of shit.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I like that.
Speaker 4: It clears you outs out to sonesses, clears out your
tea ducts okay, anywhere you've got blood actually clears that
out to okay. Very stimulated.
Speaker 1: So you tie in together, like, how do you like
all link up? How is that process?
Speaker 4: Like you just let your mind go and he kind
of takes it over. He'll tentacles down the oat and
the great thing there is it tastes like vemi. So
it's quite satisfying experience.
Speaker 1: I imagine definitely goosta.
Speaker 4: Toorally as well as mentally.
Speaker 2: And we're sure these are tentacles. I've seen vector anatomy.
It confuses me.
Speaker 4: There's a very sexy man, not tentacles. I don't want
to know what they are, but enjoy the ride all
the same.
Speaker 2: All right, tie is very popular. Yeah, yeah, so we
hold space for it often. We invented it, so that
sounds like a fun therapy session. Yeah, So, Perry, hopefully
that answers your question.
Speaker 4: You can try it yourself at home, Parry. Just get
a quarter of vegamike, believe not your eyeballs in no time.
Speaker 2: You don't need to work on your flexibility. You're gonna
be doing it on your own though, like a self
led session.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we also wanted to give a big thank
you to everyone who bought merch and sign up for
our hatreon good Morning from Hell dot com. Perry also
gave us a big holiday donation, which we appreciate, and
then also shout out to the McNeil twins they got
a good Morning from Hell logo magnet for their new
mini fridge and their office. We do have a warning
about that. It is a good magnet for your fridge,
but it will melt everything inside of Yeah, it's kind
of like a HASMAD indicator.
Speaker 2: So yeah, if you're gonna be like storing a lot
of tilapia or broccoli in that fridge, you know, you
might just like slap a good Morning from Hell sticker.
People will get the message that you know, it's just
filled with sneaky, sneaky shit.
Speaker 1: It will ruin whatever food it's attached to. So yeah, yeah,
it's great for microwaves as well.
Speaker 2: I advice putting on a microwave, getting all the shitty
vegetables in there, just smell up the office.
Speaker 1: It's great for that, So I hope you enjoy that. Man.
Thank you to everyone for your support over the holidays.
So I want to get back to your mate, Bena. Yeah, yeah,
you are like friends? Or is he like a boss?
Speaker 4: He's a bit of a hone as I said, it
wants to be the bulls, that's for sure. Oh, but
he's got a few things to work out, I think.
Speaker 1: So he's like the hoa president for the upside down
or a bit.
Speaker 4: I mean he takes most of his direction from the
local spyder mind flat and got a few wacky ideas
of his own, I suppose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what are some wacky ideas?
Speaker 2: Like is he trying to like expand the upside down
or something?
Speaker 4: He wants to merge down on that and the upside
down if you can believe that.
Speaker 2: Seems like he's getting it done and like he's doing
a pretty good job at it.
Speaker 1: I can't really distinguish the difference. Yeah, I'm having a
real hard time following which is which it's like a
completely different world down here, But I guess it is.
Speaker 4: Well, we do things all and we don't apologize for it.
Speaker 1: Going back to your diet, do you only eat children?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean I love vegemite, as I've said, Yeah,
a little beats on Hamburger.
Speaker 1: That's terrifying. Oh that's fucked gross. Oh my god, you do.
Speaker 2: And also children, Okay, I can that. That's actually better
than beats on Hamburg. Fuck you putting beats on there.
Speaker 4: For it's tough to know which one. I like. Mal
eating children eating beats on hamburg It's.
Speaker 1: Very similar, both disgusting and.
Speaker 4: A quiet taste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weird sharks down here too.
Speaker 4: We get shocks. Yeah, anything dead, lady you can think of,
We've got it, all of it. Saw a shock the
other day that was three hundred feet long. Oh cool,
bloody ripple like a megalodon, three hundred foot long shore one,
Jesus a megal gorgan.
Speaker 2: Oh cool. Jason Stathum, who I think is also Australian.
I can't remember. Oh, I'd watched a movie about that.
Speaker 4: Jason Statham. He's on the list.
Speaker 1: Oh he's coming. What list?
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful about what the list you're talking
about these days.
Speaker 3: You know a lot of lists these days. We'll keep
our eyes up for Jason.
Speaker 4: Did you see his last movie, something about bees? That's
what put him on it.
Speaker 1: So, now that this documentary is all finished up, what's
next for the upside Down and for you, Gordon.
Speaker 4: All right, what I've heard is they going to be
doing some spin offs okay, following some other storylines with
some of the blokes down Here is the whole storyline
about those dangos. Okay, this should be good, whole story
a line about some evil prowlings come to Lune.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, wow, and this is all led by
the Duffer brothers, right, all eighteen of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to spin off for Nancy, fancy Nancy. I think
they're going to Cold Okay, that has legs. That's cool, right,
she's quite a shuiler. And I'm hoping that mind Flag
will get his own spin off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean why not?
Speaker 4: Maybe a spin off well for Steve O and tries
to ride him like a booking Bronco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd watch that. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds
like they're just trying to milk this upside Down for
as much vegemite as they can get. Yeah, it does
sound like that.
Speaker 4: Well, we've got vegamina coming out of our pools down here,
it might as well, good idea.
Speaker 2: Well, Gorgan has been cool, just kind of shooting the
shit with your mate.
Speaker 1: It's a nice nice place he got down here. Thanks
for letting us these flowers.
Speaker 4: A right, good on you mate. Now what I've got
to go investigate. It looks like there's a young child
over there. Might be quite delicious. Oh let me go
check that out briefly, if you don't mind.
Speaker 3: It's about lunchtime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we all I see is like it looks
like a thirty year old. Yeah, not much of a child.
Speaker 4: Oh you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a thirty year old and child's clothing.
Speaker 4: With Hollywood makeup on. Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Are they dressed in like the eighties or the nineties?
Like what is that fashion that they're wearing?
Speaker 4: I don't even know the Calton nobody makes no sense whatsoever?
In high school y they started in the eighties and
they ended up in the two thousands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know really what that is. I mean,
they might still be tasty, but it's definitely not a child.
That's no child i've seen. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, no bracket for a quarter this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh good luck looking for an actual kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks fellaws. Yeah, going out, Thanks for chatting, No worries, mate,
too easy.
Speaker 1: Real quick? How do we get out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I'm a little turned around, a little upside down,
if you will.
Speaker 4: Right right, Well, just want the top of the pouch,
then top of the kangaroo's pouch, as we say, yeah,
and just put a little hot, little spring in your
step like a roue wood and you'll get right out.
Speaker 1: All right, cool? All right?
Speaker 2: Well there he goes. He's still chasing after that kid.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what he meant by that. I don't
chiss goodbye by going out Chez Fellow. Where the fuck
do we go? I don't like, I don't know. I'm
all turned around this whole episode.
Speaker 2: I've been asking, like, what is this guy saying. I
don't understand a word coming to firms. I don't know
what we just agreed to or said. He seemed cool,
I mean, he seems nice, but that was a total
language barrier, you know, the entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those things. It's like it's just
the cultural differences I think between us and the space
is a card yeah or soft. I don't know what's
the right vermige.
Speaker 3: I mean we're upside down or you know, down under?
Speaker 1: Well, hey, let's make like a nine month old and
pop out of this vagina. Right, okay, well that was weird.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, anyways, we're gonna wrap up the episode.
Thank you for listening. This has been another episode of
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my member, Chris, what else got anything else? Don't make
any announcements. Every time you make an announcements, do you
just make me work more?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I think I'm excited to meet this possible
a new girlfriend of her or oh yeah, maybe I
don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like meet your parents, but more awkward because you're
like my son kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess give me a shit up
through this vagina. Okay, all right, well well Clayton, thank you.
Matt Holm are good food, good friend from.
Speaker 4: I told you it's Golden done day.
Speaker 1: No, no, Matt, we're out of character. The episode done.
Speaker 4: Matt Golo, you call me Goldo.
Speaker 1: We worked with Matt for many many years at rooshter
Teeth And if you don't know from rush Teeth. You
may know him as Sarage from Red Versus Blue and
a million different projects. Matt, where can people find you
if they want to keep a hold of you?
Speaker 4: Down under?
Speaker 1: Where are you on?
Speaker 4: I'm not on even on social anymore?
Speaker 1: So invisible good luck, he's off the grid.
Speaker 4: You can't find me at all. There's nothing to find.
I have nothing to promote. I have no reason to
be here other than to waste time, just like the
people listening.
Speaker 1: So all right, well, speaking of wasting time.
Speaker 4: We're all doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go waste some time and record why we're
going to Hell. We're gonna talk about all of our
sins that we've committed so you can catch that next
week and if you go to good Morning for hell
dot com. So thanks Matt for coming on, and thank
you all right bye, Yes,