Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
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Speaker 1: I think you know the guy, and I think you
know what, pretty dear? WHOA? His name is he Presley?
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Speaker 1: Say my name, bitch, my good friend?
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That sounds a little weird? Is he President? Is he Presley?
Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around. Hey,
this is Jeffer you listen to? Is he Presley? Those
aren't pillows? Hello, Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello, my loyal minions.
It's good to see you, always good to be seen.
The name of the program. It's another fing podcast. I'm
your host, Izzy Presley. November fourth be running starting the
fourteenth year of this show, believe it or not. So
it's good to still be here, and thank you to
everybody that's been here from the beginning, and those that
join us new each week, and those that leave us
each week. Whatever so be, it is what it is.
Good day. It is June thirtieth. It is eleven pm.
And in the words of my close personal friends, don't
call Steve Auston going for the working man. Damn do
I love beer? How are we doing? Everybody? Usually I
don't know what the hell that was. You know, Usually
if I'm doing one of these video shows, I've got
a guest with me. There is no guest tonight, and
usually it's later on in the week to be put
out on the weekend. But I'm not doing that. This
is a special special show and I'm gonna be talk
I just literally I just got done watching the documentary
about Jane Mansfield and her daughter Rishka. But you know
what why I didn't have this up in front of me. Jane,
my mom, Jane Heart Marishka Hargetay and you know her
from Special Unit TV show thing, Yeah, you know exactly
who she is. We're gonna talk about that. We're gonna
talk about me quitting smoking and how you can do
it too. Not that I'm telling you too, but if
you want to quit smoking, I'm going to tell you how.
I'm not gonna ask for any money, but if you
do it and it works, feel free to send me
twenty dollars. Ah fuck it, send me one hundred dollars
all that money you save on cigarettes in about a
week and a half. But shout out to all of
my loyal minions on the Patreon. We're else gonna be
talking about this weekend and the closing of counts Vamped,
But shout out to all my patreon folks, my good
folks over there on the Patreon, Patreon dot com slash
real is He Presley just like almost all of my
social media, and it's only five dollars a month special content.
I I I've been putting out shorts here on the
YouTube and subscribe to the YouTube. Uh it's uh real,
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I'll have. All the links are on the on the
you on the website is He Presley dot com. I
mean it's all there. But uh, but now I'm just
rambling on about nothing for no goddamn reason. But uh,
the weekend at Vamped, we're gonna talk about that sad
uh sad deal. It's over, It's gone. But uh, we're
gonna get to that. Make sure you guys do check
out all the social media real Isy Presley all the
way across the board, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook show page, and
other FM podcast on the Facebook. H I got my
first cameo done, so thank you. That was for our
paled Zeus from the Shouted Out Loud Cast. That was
a fun episode last week and I hope you guys
enjoyed it. Always loved talking about the king of rock
and roll and talking about kiss uh and Zeus is great,
he's entertaining. I hope you guys liked it. We'll be
working on a guest for later this week. So why
am I having Why Why am I using video on
this one? I just said, fuck it? You know this,
you know, because of the quit smoking thing. You know,
people might they don't want to listen, they might want
to watch. So there's that. But we'll get there, and
I will be working on a guest for later this week,
and I should probably get on top of that. Might
be a good idea, hm. But anyways, Uh yeah, this
weekend was a bittersweet weekend. As we all know, Counts
vamped owned by you know, Counting Cars and his shop
here in town, counts, customs, accounts, Vamped, Danny count Cocher,
he was on this show. If you guys remember that
was a fun, fun interview along with his wife Corey
and sixteen years and it came to an end last night. Now,
I'm not going to sit here and wax poetic astatic
whatever he might want to say about my history of VAMPED,
because my history is not long with VAMPED. It's pretty
much since I moved here. I was welcomed into the
family and act got to play there. But the first
time I was ever at VAMPED, I had just moved.
This would have been September of twenty thirteen, September or October.
It was twenty thirteen, and my beautiful and very nice
girlfriend at the time, Lena Norway, beautiful sweetheart of a
galto and so she was staying with me in La
and we had just moved. She's like, I know, I
know a couple of the guys in Y and T
do you want to go up to the show. So
she got tickets and we went up to VAMPED, drew
up here to Vegas. There was a very classic photograph
on the way up I was at the time, I
was driving a God, it was like a ninety six Toyota,
not a Camri, not a Corolla, but I can't remember
the name of it started with the sea, shocking, I know,
but the fucking the rear bumper car were blue off
on the way up. It was hilarious. So what my mom?
I called my mom. She's like, well, did you stop
and pick it up? I'mke middle of the fucking desert.
I don't know where the hell it is, so uh
the last and then after that I realized I should
probably get a big person's car, and uh I got
my BMW. God I missed my BMW. But we came
up here to Vegas and we watched Y and T
It Counts vamped and that was the first time I
had ever been to the club and it was It
was fucking great. It was a great club. Also check
out the shirt kill the Dwarfs. Of course Rust Dwarf's
birthday today. Uh, they got some announcements coming up, so
pay attention. Wow, the screen got really bright. Somebody's excited.
It might be the ghost. Yes, there is a ghost
in this apartment from time to time. I don't think
he's here full time. He just does shit to it
and then now it got not is bright, that's weird,
awkward stuff. So we watched yan T and after the
show we were hanging out by which is the VIP area.
The band was hanging out in there, and I hadn't
I didn't really know them yet because I was only
a year into the cruises and getting ready to go
on the second one. No, getting ready to go on
the third one. The third one is twenty twelve, twenty
thirteen with rocking one on one twenty fourteen, first year working.
And if you subscribe to the YouTube I mean, and
I mean the the Patreon, I told the whole story
about how I got involved with the cruise. So sign
up and go back and listen to that. It's only
five dollars a month. You know, you spend more on
coffee a fuck week that it costs for this for
a month. And I had no idea who anybody was
at the club, obviously because I had never been there,
not really know anybody in Vegas, and uh, we were
hanging We got invited into VIP area, which is where
the band was hanging out after the show. Everybody was
very nice and the owner I did not know her,
name was Corey. At the time, I had no idea
that Danny owned the place. I didn't even know who
Danny was, so obviously I didn't know who Corey was.
And all of a sudden, Corey goes, would you like
to try Don Parnyon? And I said, yes, yes I would,
so I did. And I will tell you this, that
is what sham pain is supposed to taste like. And
I can't drink champagne because that y'all know the taste
of champagne. It tasted like that, but you know the
after taste of champagne, Well, there was no aftertaste. It
just disappeared. It was soft, it was cuddly, it was beautiful.
So that's the one and only time I've ever had
Don Perignon. So the joke was, you know, every year
for my birthday shows at vamped when Ac tribut Days
freely played, where's the Don Pargnon? And uh, this year
she actually got me a bottle champagne, which I have
not opened yet, but it's supposed to be pretty decent champagne,
so I'm really excited about that. But yeah, this weekend
was fun. It was a bittersweet. Lover Boy on Friday,
then the Counts on Saturday, and then the big jam
after that, and I just realized how much I enjoyed
being alone and going to places alone because you can
leave on your own time, you don't have to worry
about anybody else. I wanted to stay until the very
very end, till last call, and I was out of
there about three thirties. I to take care of a friend,
which is fine, that's what friends do. We take care
of each other. And so I missed last call, but
that's all right. It was there for the end of
the show and got to say goodbye to some people
and give some people some hugs. And it was fun. Man,
it was. I mean, obviously most of you listen to Trunk.
You know, you read the websites, you read the blogs,
YadA YadA, yaha, see the photographs, you know what happened,
you know who played and uh. But it's sad because
me being a narcissist, that was my hang that was
my hangout, and that was our hangout. That was the
rock and roll hang in Las Vegas. And now we
need to find another rock and roll hang in Las Vegas.
It's tough. Sucks, we know, I mean, we know, it's
the business. Our fucking favorite venues come and go. For
the most part. I mean, obviously we still have the whiskey,
we still have the Rainbow, but Vamped was special. Vamp
Do's welcomed me in and I am forever, forever grateful
about that. Now, if you I mean, it's still there,
it's just not open. I mean you can drive by
it and say your prayers and eat your vitamins and
wave and cry. I got a little choked up as
I dropped my friend off there to get her car
after two days. Ah God, I love beer. So I
did quit smoking. And I'm gonna tell you about that
later on because I'm sure because of the headline there's
gonna people be people that want to hold hold on
how'd you do it? I want to quit. I want
to hear the story. But uh, before we get to that,
I don't worry. It's not gonna be a long show.
It's where we fucking ten minutes in something like that.
I did just watch My Mom Jane, which is a
film by Rishka Hartegay Hargatea and it is on HBO Max.
I highly recommend this and Jane Mansfield. I learned, Oh
so much about James Jane Mansfiel. You just know her
as that beautiful, gorgeous, gorgeous blonde, you know, doing the
Marilyn Monroe thing, YadA, YadA, YadA. I did not know,
I see now, I have never done research on Jane Mansfield.
All I knew about Jane's Jane Mansfield was hot, died
in car wreck, very young. I did not know that
she had kids. I did not know that she had
five kids, three different fathers, actually four, so he had
the two and then and Marie uh and then the
last one because there were Yeah, I didn't know any
of this. I didn't know that the kids were in
the car when she died. I had no clue. I
thought it was another James Dean type thing, like she
got killed on the Laurel Canyon. I had no idea
it was in the South. I think it was in Georgia.
I think it was in Atlanta. And there was supposed
to be going to Nolins and I said that, just
like that's anybody from New Orleans Nolence. And that was
just the tip of the iceberg about this documentary, and
like it's really the story of the kids and Mariskaz
who originally was named Marie Maria. They get into that.
There's a lot of heartwarming stuff in this story. There's
a lot of shit that I felt like I was
watching Days of Our Lives and I don't want to
ruin it. I'm not gonna because I suggest that you
go out and watch this film HBO Max, watch it
your at your disposal. Highly recommend this thing. I I
just watched the Pee Wee documentary, just watched the the
uh uh, the More Mortician one. Then of course, you
know good eats, you know the important stuff, but there
was and I don't want to ruin this, but I'm
going to say this as somebody who's never met my father,
there's a lot of stuff in here that kind of
made me well up a little bit. And as you know,
especially if you're in the Patreon, I did a show
where I talked about all the stupid shit that makes
me cry, and it was a very entertaining show. And
I highly suggest you sign over with the Patreon for
only five dollars a month to go back and listen
to it, and then subscribe to the YouTube since you're watching.
But don't worry, there's gonna be no graphics ooh, subscribe
click like eh, oh, so if I put my hands up,
it blocks the light and it makes it not so
bright that I put the hands down and just fucking
lights up like that. Ah, whatever, what can you do.
I'm assuming most people that watch shit like this on
YouTube just put it on just so they can listen
to it. So it's all good. But I hope you're
enjoying my new Serial Killer readers. They're grown on me.
I don't hate them, I really don't hate them. But yeah,
there's some there's some wild stuff in this documentary. And
it's only one episode. Unlike The Mortician and Peewee was two,
Rutician was three, this is just one. It's an an
hour and forty five minute almost two hours long. Highly
recommend it. Like I said, I don't want to ruin
anything for anybody. Just go watch it. Just go watch it.
And my god, is she a beautiful woman? Oh sweet God, almighty, beautiful,
beautiful woman and more talented than as a lot of
these girls that play the dumb Girl are a lot
smarter and more talented. I didn't know that she played piano.
I didn't know that she played violin. And you get
to see her play those things in this, like when
she was trying to rebrand herself to get rid of
the bimbo, that that whole persona. I didn't know that
the voice was a character, and Mariska actually does that
voice to one of her brothers, and her brothers just like,
my god, that's mom. It's just so weird because you
you don't sometimes think of these people and not that
they're not human. I don't mean it like that, but
sometimes it's just you don't you know what you see
on the screen, you know what you see in the tabloids,
you know what you hear on the AJ Benzo Show.
Famous a child suggests subscribing to that one as well.
You forget that they have families and that people do
call them mom and dad. So it's just kind of
weird to hear, especially when you didn't know that they
had kids. It's fucking odd. But uh but yeah, get
out and watch that. So now the moment you've been
waiting for, because I told you this was not gonna
be a long episode. We're not going to go an
hour and a half. There's no there's no need to.
There's no need to. But what I was going to
say at the top of the show. But I've been
putting these shorts up and it's just some of the responses,
like the Gene Simmons one promoting the Patreon, because that's
what we do as entertainers. We want to make money.
We want to entertain, we want to make money. I
have the Patreon for people that want to pay for
the show, and they get extra stuff, they get extra shows.
We did a zoom thing, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. If
you just want to watch the Watcher, listen to the
weekly show, that's fine. I did a show for am
My Kiss Geek Friends about what the Gene Simmons seventy
eighth solar record meant to me. One broad goes, who cares?
Why why do you even need to say that? What's
the point? Obviously you don't. That's fine, so don't listen
to it. You don't have to. Then, of course the
other one, well, I know Jane, I can pick my
phone up and call him, So why would I pay
to listen to your thoughts on it? So don't that's fine,
call Gene have a powwow. I don't care. I really
don't care. I'm here to entertain and try to make
money and live a good life. And I've decided I've
given up on dating. The only thing I want in life,
other than my bless Paul out of the pawn shop,
is to entertain. I'm gonna play music, do stand up comedy,
and I'm gonna do this. That's how i want to
make my living. And yes, I'm gonna have to do
other shit on the side until that happens. But the
only goal I have in life is to do that
and have a seventy seven Bandit trans Am. It's the
only thing that I want to look forward to now.
Never going to own a home. They never know. Maybe
I could, but that's seventy seven bandit trans Am. That's
more important now, is he? Here's the question of the hour?
How did you? How can I quit smoking? How did
you do it? How long has it been? Well, I
will tell you it has been a week and two days.
And I was working for Corolla last weekend. The light
just got brighter again. I was working for Corolla last weekend,
Adam Corolla. Yes, I just name dropped oohs and aws ooh,
and I stopped in MGM. This was Saturday night. My
good friend Johnny Hazzard was playing Who's been on this show?
Go back and listen to listen to her watch that episode,
very very fun, good story. Sat and watched the show
for a little bit and I pulled out the last
long dart in the pack, fired it up, I smoked it,
and at the end of it, I just kind of
looked at it and I threw away the pack because
it was empty, threw away the altoids because it was empty,
and I looked at the cigarette. I just said, I
don't want to do this anymore. That's it. That's how
I quit smoking. No withdrawals, no intense craving. I mean,
I have gained about seventy four pounds in the last week,
but that's besides the point. No mood swings, nothing. I
had one cigarette a couple days later, just to see, Yah.
Did nothing for me. I had a drag on Saturday night. Eh. Whatever,
I don't need it, I don't need to do it.
I don't want to do it anymore. Will that work
for you? If you wanted to, you have to be
ready to quit.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about cigarettes, not talking about anything else,
because we all know side effects and withdrawals from other stuff.
Can be a lot different people struggle with cigarettes. I
think because they're not mentally ready to quit. They might
think that they want to quit, but yeah, they're not ready.
I always said I would quit, but I'll quit when
I want to quit, quit when I'm ready to quit.
I was ready, and all I had to do is say, eh,
I don't want to do this anymore. There you go. Now.
If that's you, give it a shot. Actually, no, don't
give it a shot. Just do it. It's that easy. But
you have to be ready to quit. I was ready.
I don't want to do this anymore. I don't have
to do it anymore. Am I saying I won't have
a cigarette now and then like once a month? If that,
who knows, I'm never going to start smoking again. Why
I don't want to do this anymore? It's that simple.
You don't need to read books, you don't need meditation,
you don't need hypnotizing, you don't need patches. You have
to be ready mentally to quit. I don't want to
do this anymore. It was that simple, That's all I did.
I don't know why it's hard. It's hard because you're
not ready. When you're ready, you will say those words,
I don't want to do this anymore and boom there is.
That's all you gotta do. So if you do this
and it works for you. But Venmo is real, Azzy
Presley cash apps dollar signed, Azy Presley is he Presley
Yahu dot com is your PayPal? You want to tip
me for helping you quit smoking, you can. I'm not
saying you have to or I expect it. Seriously, I
don't want to do this anymore. It's all I did.
There it is anyways, let me hit my outro music.
All right, there we go. I hope you guys enjoyed this.
I know it was kind of a PROMPTU on the
whim thing. Tonight, my patreon folks will get this. It
is Monday. They'll get it, and the rest of the
world will get it on Wednesday. They will hear this
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then the rest of the world will get us on Wednesday.
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it works. It's that simple. Get out of the Patreon.
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to you guys later this week. If you are not
on the Patreon, it'll probably be Saturday. So take cando
bye bye. Then don't forget what I lack and talent,
And they kept go in the cop