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Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: Troy a sight. Don't be at all? Oh man, babe,

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not once great champ now sunny and mop fishness no

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longer the factory hungry still wait right? So many times

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people by a pathetic wash up age ax Champion, All right,

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let's go.

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Speaker 1: I think you know the guy, and I think you

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know what, pretty dear? WHOA? His name is he Presley?

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Speaker 2: Presley? Pres Psley? What's my name?

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Speaker 1: Say my name, bitch, my good friend?

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Speaker 2: Is he Presley?

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Speaker 1: Is he Presley? Is Presley Couch? Is he Presley? WHOA?

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That sounds a little weird? Is he President? Is he Presley?

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Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around. Hey,

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this is Jeffer you listen to? Is he Presley? Those

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aren't pillows? Hello, Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello, my loyal minions.

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It's good to see you, always good to be seen.

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The name of the program. It's another fing podcast. I'm

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your host, Izzy Presley. November fourth be running starting the

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fourteenth year of this show, believe it or not. So

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it's good to still be here, and thank you to

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everybody that's been here from the beginning, and those that

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join us new each week, and those that leave us

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each week. Whatever so be, it is what it is.

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Good day. It is June thirtieth. It is eleven pm.

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And in the words of my close personal friends, don't

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call Steve Auston going for the working man. Damn do

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I love beer? How are we doing? Everybody? Usually I

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don't know what the hell that was. You know, Usually

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if I'm doing one of these video shows, I've got

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a guest with me. There is no guest tonight, and

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usually it's later on in the week to be put

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out on the weekend. But I'm not doing that. This

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is a special special show and I'm gonna be talk

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I just literally I just got done watching the documentary

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about Jane Mansfield and her daughter Rishka. But you know

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what why I didn't have this up in front of me. Jane,

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my mom, Jane Heart Marishka Hargetay and you know her

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from Special Unit TV show thing, Yeah, you know exactly

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who she is. We're gonna talk about that. We're gonna

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talk about me quitting smoking and how you can do

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it too. Not that I'm telling you too, but if

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you want to quit smoking, I'm going to tell you how.

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I'm not gonna ask for any money, but if you

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do it and it works, feel free to send me

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twenty dollars. Ah fuck it, send me one hundred dollars

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all that money you save on cigarettes in about a

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week and a half. But shout out to all of

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my loyal minions on the Patreon. We're else gonna be

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talking about this weekend and the closing of counts Vamped,

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But shout out to all my patreon folks, my good

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folks over there on the Patreon, Patreon dot com slash

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real is He Presley just like almost all of my

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social media, and it's only five dollars a month special content.

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I I I've been putting out shorts here on the

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YouTube and subscribe to the YouTube. Uh it's uh real,

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Izzy Presley, I know, shocking right easy to find everything.

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I'll have. All the links are on the on the

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you on the website is He Presley dot com. I

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mean it's all there. But uh, but now I'm just

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rambling on about nothing for no goddamn reason. But uh,

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the weekend at Vamped, we're gonna talk about that sad

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uh sad deal. It's over, It's gone. But uh, we're

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gonna get to that. Make sure you guys do check

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out all the social media real Isy Presley all the

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way across the board, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook show page, and

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other FM podcast on the Facebook. H I got my

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first cameo done, so thank you. That was for our

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paled Zeus from the Shouted Out Loud Cast. That was

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a fun episode last week and I hope you guys

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enjoyed it. Always loved talking about the king of rock

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and roll and talking about kiss uh and Zeus is great,

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he's entertaining. I hope you guys liked it. We'll be

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working on a guest for later this week. So why

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this one? I just said, fuck it? You know this,

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you know, because of the quit smoking thing. You know,

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people might they don't want to listen, they might want

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and I should probably get on top of that. Might

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be a good idea, hm. But anyways, Uh yeah, this

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weekend was a bittersweet weekend. As we all know, Counts

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because my history is not long with VAMPED. It's pretty

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much since I moved here. I was welcomed into the

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family and act got to play there. But the first

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do you want to go up to the show. So

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up here to Vegas. There was a very classic photograph

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the name of it started with the sea, shocking, I know,

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on the way up. It was hilarious. So what my mom?

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my BMW. God I missed my BMW. But we came

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It Counts vamped and that was the first time I

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was fucking great. It was a great club. Also check

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birthday today. Uh, they got some announcements coming up, so

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and then now it got not is bright, that's weird,

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awkward stuff. So we watched yan T and after the

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on the second one. No, getting ready to go on

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the third one. The third one is twenty twelve, twenty

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And if you subscribe to the YouTube I mean, and

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I mean the the Patreon, I told the whole story

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about how I got involved with the cruise. So sign

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up and go back and listen to that. It's only

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five dollars a month. You know, you spend more on

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not really know anybody in Vegas, and uh, we were

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hanging We got invited into VIP area, which is where

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the band was hanging out after the show. Everybody was

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very nice and the owner I did not know her,

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name was Corey. At the time, I had no idea

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that Danny owned the place. I didn't even know who

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Danny was, so obviously I didn't know who Corey was.

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to try Don Parnyon? And I said, yes, yes I would,

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so I did. And I will tell you this, that

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is what sham pain is supposed to taste like. And

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of champagne. It tasted like that, but you know the

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after taste of champagne, Well, there was no aftertaste. It

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just disappeared. It was soft, it was cuddly, it was beautiful.

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Don Perignon. So the joke was, you know, every year

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for my birthday shows at vamped when Ac tribut Days

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freely played, where's the Don Pargnon? And uh, this year

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she actually got me a bottle champagne, which I have

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not opened yet, but it's supposed to be pretty decent champagne,

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so I'm really excited about that. But yeah, this weekend

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was fun. It was a bittersweet. Lover Boy on Friday,

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after that, and I just realized how much I enjoyed

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being alone and going to places alone because you can

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leave on your own time, you don't have to worry

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about anybody else. I wanted to stay until the very

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very end, till last call, and I was out of

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there about three thirties. I to take care of a friend,

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which is fine, that's what friends do. We take care

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of each other. And so I missed last call, but

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that's all right. It was there for the end of

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the show and got to say goodbye to some people

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and give some people some hugs. And it was fun. Man,

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YadA YadA, yaha, see the photographs, you know what happened,

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you know who played and uh. But it's sad because

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me being a narcissist, that was my hang that was

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my hangout, and that was our hangout. That was the

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rock and roll hang in Las Vegas. And now we

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need to find another rock and roll hang in Las Vegas.

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It's tough. Sucks, we know, I mean, we know, it's

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the business. Our fucking favorite venues come and go. For

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the most part. I mean, obviously we still have the whiskey,

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we still have the Rainbow, but Vamped was special. Vamp

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Do's welcomed me in and I am forever, forever grateful

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about that. Now, if you I mean, it's still there,

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it's just not open. I mean you can drive by

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it and say your prayers and eat your vitamins and

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wave and cry. I got a little choked up as

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I dropped my friend off there to get her car

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after two days. Ah God, I love beer. So I

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did quit smoking. And I'm gonna tell you about that

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later on because I'm sure because of the headline there's

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to hear the story. But uh, before we get to that,

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I don't worry. It's not gonna be a long show.

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It's where we fucking ten minutes in something like that.

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I did just watch My Mom Jane, which is a

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film by Rishka Hartegay Hargatea and it is on HBO Max.

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I highly recommend this and Jane Mansfield. I learned, Oh

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so much about James Jane Mansfiel. You just know her

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as that beautiful, gorgeous, gorgeous blonde, you know, doing the

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Marilyn Monroe thing, YadA, YadA, YadA. I did not know,

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I see now, I have never done research on Jane Mansfield.

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All I knew about Jane's Jane Mansfield was hot, died

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in car wreck, very young. I did not know that

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she had kids. I did not know that she had

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five kids, three different fathers, actually four, so he had

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the two and then and Marie uh and then the

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last one because there were Yeah, I didn't know any

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of this. I didn't know that the kids were in

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the car when she died. I had no clue. I

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thought it was another James Dean type thing, like she

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got killed on the Laurel Canyon. I had no idea

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it was in the South. I think it was in Georgia.

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I think it was in Atlanta. And there was supposed

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to be going to Nolins and I said that, just

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like that's anybody from New Orleans Nolence. And that was

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just the tip of the iceberg about this documentary, and

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like it's really the story of the kids and Mariskaz

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who originally was named Marie Maria. They get into that.

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a lot of shit that I felt like I was

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watching Days of Our Lives and I don't want to

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ruin it. I'm not gonna because I suggest that you

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go out and watch this film HBO Max, watch it

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your at your disposal. Highly recommend this thing. I I

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just watched the Pee Wee documentary, just watched the the

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uh uh, the More Mortician one. Then of course, you

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know good eats, you know the important stuff, but there

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was and I don't want to ruin this, but I'm

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going to say this as somebody who's never met my father,

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there's a lot of stuff in here that kind of

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made me well up a little bit. And as you know,

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especially if you're in the Patreon, I did a show

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where I talked about all the stupid shit that makes

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me cry, and it was a very entertaining show. And

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I highly suggest you sign over with the Patreon for

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only five dollars a month to go back and listen

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to it, and then subscribe to the YouTube since you're watching.

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But don't worry, there's gonna be no graphics ooh, subscribe

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click like eh, oh, so if I put my hands up,

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it blocks the light and it makes it not so

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bright that I put the hands down and just fucking

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lights up like that. Ah, whatever, what can you do.

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I'm assuming most people that watch shit like this on

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YouTube just put it on just so they can listen

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to it. So it's all good. But I hope you're

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enjoying my new Serial Killer readers. They're grown on me.

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I don't hate them, I really don't hate them. But yeah,

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there's some there's some wild stuff in this documentary. And

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it's only one episode. Unlike The Mortician and Peewee was two,

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Rutician was three, this is just one. It's an an

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hour and forty five minute almost two hours long. Highly

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recommend it. Like I said, I don't want to ruin

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anything for anybody. Just go watch it. Just go watch it.

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And my god, is she a beautiful woman? Oh sweet God, almighty, beautiful,

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beautiful woman and more talented than as a lot of

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these girls that play the dumb Girl are a lot

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smarter and more talented. I didn't know that she played piano.

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I didn't know that she played violin. And you get

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to see her play those things in this, like when

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she was trying to rebrand herself to get rid of

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the bimbo, that that whole persona. I didn't know that

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the voice was a character, and Mariska actually does that

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voice to one of her brothers, and her brothers just like,

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my god, that's mom. It's just so weird because you

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you don't sometimes think of these people and not that

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they're not human. I don't mean it like that, but

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sometimes it's just you don't you know what you see

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on the screen, you know what you see in the tabloids,

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you know what you hear on the AJ Benzo Show.

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Famous a child suggests subscribing to that one as well.

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call them mom and dad. So it's just kind of

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weird to hear, especially when you didn't know that they

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had kids. It's fucking odd. But uh but yeah, get

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out and watch that. So now the moment you've been

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waiting for, because I told you this was not gonna

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be a long episode. We're not going to go an

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hour and a half. There's no there's no need to.

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There's no need to. But what I was going to

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say at the top of the show. But I've been

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putting these shorts up and it's just some of the responses,

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like the Gene Simmons one promoting the Patreon, because that's

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what we do as entertainers. We want to make money.

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We want to entertain, we want to make money. I

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have the Patreon for people that want to pay for

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the show, and they get extra stuff, they get extra shows.

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We did a zoom thing, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. If

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you just want to watch the Watcher, listen to the

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weekly show, that's fine. I did a show for am

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My Kiss Geek Friends about what the Gene Simmons seventy

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eighth solar record meant to me. One broad goes, who cares?

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Why why do you even need to say that? What's

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the point? Obviously you don't. That's fine, so don't listen

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to it. You don't have to. Then, of course the

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other one, well, I know Jane, I can pick my

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phone up and call him, So why would I pay

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to listen to your thoughts on it? So don't that's fine,

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call Gene have a powwow. I don't care. I really

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don't care. I'm here to entertain and try to make

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money and live a good life. And I've decided I've

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given up on dating. The only thing I want in life,

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other than my bless Paul out of the pawn shop,

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is to entertain. I'm gonna play music, do stand up comedy,

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and I'm gonna do this. That's how i want to

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make my living. And yes, I'm gonna have to do

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other shit on the side until that happens. But the

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only goal I have in life is to do that

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and have a seventy seven Bandit trans Am. It's the

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only thing that I want to look forward to now.

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Never going to own a home. They never know. Maybe

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I could, but that's seventy seven bandit trans Am. That's

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more important now, is he? Here's the question of the hour?

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How did you? How can I quit smoking? How did

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you do it? How long has it been? Well, I

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will tell you it has been a week and two days.

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And I was working for Corolla last weekend. The light

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just got brighter again. I was working for Corolla last weekend,

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Adam Corolla. Yes, I just name dropped oohs and aws ooh,

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and I stopped in MGM. This was Saturday night. My

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good friend Johnny Hazzard was playing Who's been on this show?

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Go back and listen to listen to her watch that episode,

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very very fun, good story. Sat and watched the show

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for a little bit and I pulled out the last

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long dart in the pack, fired it up, I smoked it,

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and at the end of it, I just kind of

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looked at it and I threw away the pack because

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it was empty, threw away the altoids because it was empty,

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and I looked at the cigarette. I just said, I

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don't want to do this anymore. That's it. That's how

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I quit smoking. No withdrawals, no intense craving. I mean,

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I have gained about seventy four pounds in the last week,

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but that's besides the point. No mood swings, nothing. I

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had one cigarette a couple days later, just to see, Yah.

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Did nothing for me. I had a drag on Saturday night. Eh. Whatever,

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I don't need it, I don't need to do it.

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I don't want to do it anymore. Will that work

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for you? If you wanted to, you have to be

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ready to quit.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm just talking about cigarettes, not talking about anything else,

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because we all know side effects and withdrawals from other stuff.

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Can be a lot different people struggle with cigarettes. I

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think because they're not mentally ready to quit. They might

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think that they want to quit, but yeah, they're not ready.

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I always said I would quit, but I'll quit when

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I want to quit, quit when I'm ready to quit.

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I was ready, and all I had to do is say, eh,

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I don't want to do this anymore. There you go. Now.

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If that's you, give it a shot. Actually, no, don't

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give it a shot. Just do it. It's that easy. But

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you have to be ready to quit. I was ready.

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I don't want to do this anymore. I don't have

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to do it anymore. Am I saying I won't have

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a cigarette now and then like once a month? If that,

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who knows, I'm never going to start smoking again. Why

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I don't want to do this anymore? It's that simple.

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You don't need to read books, you don't need meditation,

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you don't need hypnotizing, you don't need patches. You have

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to be ready mentally to quit. I don't want to

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do this anymore. It was that simple, That's all I did.

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I don't know why it's hard. It's hard because you're

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not ready. When you're ready, you will say those words,

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I don't want to do this anymore and boom there is.

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That's all you gotta do. So if you do this

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and it works for you. But Venmo is real, Azzy

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Presley cash apps dollar signed, Azy Presley is he Presley

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Yahu dot com is your PayPal? You want to tip

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me for helping you quit smoking, you can. I'm not

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saying you have to or I expect it. Seriously, I

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don't want to do this anymore. It's all I did.

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There it is anyways, let me hit my outro music.

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All right, there we go. I hope you guys enjoyed this.

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I know it was kind of a PROMPTU on the

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whim thing. Tonight, my patreon folks will get this. It

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is Monday. They'll get it, and the rest of the

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world will get it on Wednesday. They will hear this

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ad free. They will watch this before anybody else, and

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then the rest of the world will get us on Wednesday.

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Audio with ads, video probably with ads. But you don't

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get it for the patreon folks. Why would anybody get

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for the patreon folks, they get it first. That's how

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it works. It's that simple. Get out of the Patreon.

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It's only five dollars a month. Yes, you get exclusive content,

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you get everything before anybody else, and it's only five

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dollars a month. Patreon dot com slash Melzie President cameo

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is the same hit up all the socials. But's talk

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to you guys later this week. If you are not

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on the Patreon, it'll probably be Saturday. So take cando

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bye bye. Then don't forget what I lack and talent,

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And they kept go in the cop