Speaker 1: All right, there is one trait that can make you
Speaker 1: happier for the rest of your life. It'd be pretty
Speaker 1: hard just to flip a switch and.
Speaker 2: Do this right. Either you got it or you don't
Speaker 2: got it. Yeah, it's not something that can be learned.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think it would take a long
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think once you've lost it, I don't think you
Speaker 1: can get it back. And that trait is trust.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: The one trait that can make you happier for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life, no matter how old you are,
Speaker 1: is trusting other people. It makes you happier, and it
Speaker 1: gets easier and easier to do. They say, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I can do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think you said once you
Speaker 2: lose it, I don't think you can get it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think what happens with trusted Like it's
Speaker 1: one thing to not trust one person, but the spillover
Speaker 1: effect of not trusting one person now leads to not
Speaker 1: trusting anybody, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like though also I might add in
Speaker 2: it depends on who it is. Like my friend Sean
Speaker 2: that I've been friends with since I was eleven, trust
Speaker 2: her implicitly, would never doubt her in any way, shape
Speaker 2: or form. But other people in random day to day lives,
Speaker 2: like random situations, wouldn't trust them.
Speaker 3: At all, Right, like a stranger, like.
Speaker 2: A stranger, or I don't know people that I think
Speaker 2: are trying to flim fland me.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, you.
Speaker 1: Might be okay, because it does say that trusting the
Speaker 1: people you're closest to makes the biggest difference. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: followed by trusting humanity in general.
Speaker 2: That's where they lose me. Yes, trusting humanity in general.
Speaker 1: And the older I get, I lose what they call
Speaker 1: institutional trust, meaning governments, banks, insurance, healthcare, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, those types of things. I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't trust them because I think they're all out to
Speaker 1: stick it to me.
Speaker 3: I think everyone's out to stick it to me.
Speaker 2: When you're younger, you trust it because you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to trust. But as you get older than where
Speaker 2: you learn, you're like, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Right, But you can also and I you can be
Speaker 1: too trusting. Just get run over.
Speaker 2: Some people I know believe anything anybody tells them. They
Speaker 2: do way too trusting trust, but verify those are the
Speaker 2: people who are prime pick and spre a cult.
Speaker 3: Right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm a big trust but verify person like I believe you,
Speaker 1: but I'm a check behind your back.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I do to you all the time, Sandy.
Speaker 2: You'll tell me a fact and I don't believe you
Speaker 2: until I check it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but I mean sorry, trust, But I'm.
Speaker 1: Talking about not just facts. I'm talking about like things
Speaker 1: like someone says they're going to do something. I'm a
Speaker 1: trust that you're gonna do that. I'm gonna double check
Speaker 1: and see if you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, But once you lose trust, what he got,
Speaker 2: you got nothing. We can't trust each other, Sandy, I
Speaker 2: trust you, you do?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Why do I feel surprised that you would say that?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think you would be foolish to
Speaker 1: marry someone that you don't trust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you also think you can't be trusted with money.
Speaker 2: I mean, oh god, I'm so Sandy. It is not
Speaker 2: true that I can't be trusted with money. It's not true.
Speaker 2: And you know it used to be it used to
Speaker 2: be true, used to be true. Yeah, it's fine now right,
Speaker 2: you've gotten better. Thank you? What else can Trihia not
Speaker 2: be trusted. I can't be trusted with iced sugar cookies.
Speaker 3: No, can't control.
Speaker 2: Yourself, I can't What else can I not be trusted with?
Speaker 2: I can't be trusted to be on time one hundred
Speaker 2: percent of the time.
Speaker 3: True. You can't be trusted to be in a good
Speaker 3: mood in the morning.
Speaker 2: No, it's very hit or miss, and and there. All
Speaker 2: bets are off until I've had my coffee, and then
Speaker 2: we'll see what happens. You can't be trusted with cherry.
Speaker 1: Sowers, Secan pre Lanes, Reese's Pieces, cheese. It's cheese. Its yeah.
Speaker 3: I have no control over there, no control at all. None.
Speaker 1: So hey, if you got trust in your life, you're
Speaker 1: going to be happier. We're just gonna sit here and
Speaker 1: be unhappy. Stick around, and we've got more coming up
Speaker 1: on Austin's ades station, one of the three point one. Hey,
Speaker 1: don't miss the JD and Sandy Hour every morning from
Speaker 1: seven until eight o'clock. If for some reason you can't
Speaker 1: tune and stream it on your time, check JD and
Speaker 1: Sandy on the iHeartRadio app. I'm gonna have to feign
Speaker 1: interest in this because I have no idea. Who Trisha's
Speaker 1: going to tell you about the diet. Don't know who
Speaker 1: it is, but I've been told I was told by
Speaker 1: her daughter. It's a big deal. In fact, our daughter said.
Speaker 2: She gasped, gasped when she saw the headline, so did I.
Speaker 3: That's coming up in just a sec. And don't forget.
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Speaker 2: Whelah, good Morning, the whole studio job, super sad story,
Speaker 2: shocking story. Food Network star and Burrell died unexpectedly this
Speaker 2: past Tuesday. She was found unresponsive in her Brooklyn, New
Speaker 2: York home. She is a huge Food Network star. She
Speaker 2: has been on the network for about thirty years now,
Speaker 2: and she did what was her favorite. Her big one
Speaker 2: was turning really really bad cooks into really really good cooks.
Speaker 2: Please know that at one point I considered applying for
Speaker 2: her show. She was happily married. And here's the way
Speaker 2: I feel like Sandy. If I showed you a picture,
Speaker 2: do you recognize her?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: She was known for her very bright blonde shock of
Speaker 2: hair that was always very kind of moosed up, sticking out,
Speaker 2: kind of wild. She was an amazing cook, very into
Speaker 2: fundraising for the JDRF Foundation, and just unexpectedly found deceased
Speaker 2: in her home. And now more stories are coming out
Speaker 2: that potentially her cause of death was cardiac arrest. There
Speaker 2: was nothing indicating her have any sort of issues. She
Speaker 2: had just been talking about being ecstatic and in love
Speaker 2: with her husband, like marital Bliss. She was talking about
Speaker 2: potentially going on Megan Markle's podcast. Her last posts on
Speaker 2: social media with Sixcess before she died, she posted a
Speaker 2: picture of finding this woman known as the Green Lady,
Speaker 2: who's kind of famous in the Brooklyn area, and she
Speaker 2: was like, I'm so lucky to have finally met her.
Speaker 2: So of course, I feel like a lot of times
Speaker 2: people go straight to when somebody dies at such a
Speaker 2: young age unexpectedly, that it's something that they did to themselves.
Speaker 2: But it looks like this was just total, total, unexpected
Speaker 2: natural cause.
Speaker 3: That's said. I know, it's very easy, said a five
Speaker 3: years old only.
Speaker 2: Fifty five huge personality. She would tell the people like you,
Speaker 2: that's terrible, what do you do? She was not as
Speaker 2: blunt as a Gordon Ramsey, but she had a lot
Speaker 2: of personality, and it's very very sad like Landry. Our
Speaker 2: daughter said, I gasped when I saw the headline.
Speaker 3: That's a bummer.
Speaker 2: I know, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: Ripped to the an, Yes, ripped to the aend. That
Speaker 1: is not a story we love. But that's what we
Speaker 1: got for you today. Friends, Sometimes it to struggle to
Speaker 1: find ones that we love. Stick around more coming up.
Speaker 1: If you missed the JB and Sandy Show between seven
Speaker 1: and eight this morning, here's something you missed. First, you've
Speaker 1: got the story we love coming up in just a second.
Speaker 1: But before we get to that, I always find it
Speaker 1: funny to share with everybody the most popular titles of
Speaker 1: our podcast, which you can get on the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 1: search JB and Sandy. We just take the radio show
Speaker 1: and make it into a podcast you can listen whenever
Speaker 1: you want to, which still still all these years later,
Speaker 1: still blows my mind that you can do that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You can go listen whatever the
Speaker 1: heck you want to, which is super cool. But here
Speaker 1: are some of the more popular titles that you may
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Speaker 1: If you want to know what that's about. Go listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Also, here's another very popular one from
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Speaker 1: of shape when this happens. If you want to know
Speaker 1: what that's about, grab the podcast. And another very very
Speaker 1: popular one, never let your wife get hungry, which is
Speaker 1: good advice for just about anybody. Grab the podcast version
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Speaker 2: Live from the last yer Holt Studio. Here's Tricia Delicia.
Speaker 2: All Right, if you think you're funny, you might be
Speaker 2: able to be crowned the Funniest Person in Austin. Cap
Speaker 2: City Comedy Club has started their Funniest Person in Austin competition.
Speaker 2: The club located in the domain. I forgot that they're
Speaker 2: in the domain. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nice, it's a good venue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a great venue. They launched its
Speaker 2: Funniest Person in Austin competition. It started yesterday, but you
Speaker 2: can still get in on it. The contest has two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty aspiring local comedians who will be taking
Speaker 2: the stage and if they win, they get a grand
Speaker 2: prize of three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Hey, but you never know what it's reget, but you
Speaker 1: never know what it'll lead to.
Speaker 2: Correct. What I was going to say about that is
Speaker 2: so this contest originally launched in eighty six, and it
Speaker 2: actually has been the springboard for some famous people. I
Speaker 2: think the most noticed name Shane Gillis. Oh it really yeah,
Speaker 2: started at a capsity comedy club.
Speaker 3: I thought the Wonder Boy was the biggest name. Never
Speaker 3: wo wow. I would not have guessed that.
Speaker 2: Yep, Shane Gillis. I don't know if you guys have
Speaker 2: heard of Matt McCusker or Alex Falcone for some reason
Speaker 2: that sounds familiar. And Austin winner Martha Kelly. They do
Speaker 2: these kind of Oliver, I mean, Matt Bearden didn't win it. No,
Speaker 2: another Austin Sicky won it every year if you listen
Speaker 2: to him. Another Austin named Chris Fairbanks. Yeah. Anyway, these
Speaker 2: some of these people have gone on to be pretty
Speaker 2: big and it's determined by audience vote. You can buy
Speaker 2: tickets and this goes through the end of August. So
Speaker 2: I think it's fun. Just go sit in the pool
Speaker 2: and laugh.
Speaker 3: Jabi, did we judge this one year or did we
Speaker 3: just wa did to it.
Speaker 4: We did in the late nineties because it was you
Speaker 4: said it was two hundred and fifty people, it was
Speaker 4: probably thirty back then. Yeah, and in a bunch of
Speaker 4: those young comics. I went on after that to do
Speaker 4: that Austin Stor stories Laura House on MTV.
Speaker 5: Oh that's Laura House, Chipped the Wonder Boy. There was
Speaker 5: a couple others. Laura House had the really funny yearbook bit.
Speaker 5: Remember she was talking about you know you ever want
Speaker 5: to open up your yearbook and the one that says
Speaker 5: love you forever and call him up and you still
Speaker 5: love me?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Are you keeping it cool? Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 4: She was much better at it than Yeah. Yeah, she
Speaker 4: was good. But yeah, I went. I went to this
Speaker 4: a few years ago. A friend of mine entered it
Speaker 4: and I she did pretty good. They decuted her because
Speaker 4: she went just a smidge over time, which was stupid.
Speaker 3: But I was.
Speaker 4: This was an early round and I was really pleasantly
Speaker 4: surprised at the caliber of talent overall good.
Speaker 6: There were a couple of people go ahead. There were
Speaker 6: a couple that froze here and there. That's expected if
Speaker 6: they're not super experienced, But overall I was like, Wow,
Speaker 6: there's some good stuff.
Speaker 1: You mentioned how long her time she went over her time?
Speaker 1: Do you remember how long they got? Like, how long
Speaker 1: was your set?
Speaker 3: It's like three minutes. Oh god, I could do three minutes.
Speaker 3: I've got three minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh there is some secret part of you, Sandy that
Speaker 2: you think you're a stand up.
Speaker 3: I know that I've got three minutes.
Speaker 2: I know, but you've made the little flippant offhander Mark.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to enter one of those contests.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: You know, I've never said that. I've said I wanted
Speaker 1: to do something outside of my comfort zone, like do
Speaker 1: a like take a acting class or something to try
Speaker 1: audition for a play, maybe a stand up I think.
Speaker 3: But my three minutes just on short statued people. You
Speaker 3: know the JB has seen the routine. Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 3: him do it a large crown and it killed. I
Speaker 3: killed in front.
Speaker 1: Of a huge Was it a long time ago? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's still fun. Just saying that's very Shane Gillis
Speaker 1: could get away. But I should give that to Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1: He would kill that routine.
Speaker 4: He's broken through that barrier that he knows he's going
Speaker 4: to do those jokes right.
Speaker 2: I like it that you're not a performer like that,
Speaker 2: but you have a routine.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's a bit. I've got one. I've got one.
Speaker 1: Well, that's cool though, other and I'm glad that Capsid
Speaker 1: Comedy Club is doing this and they're getting some attention
Speaker 1: right now because Rogan's Place is great too, but it
Speaker 1: gets all the love, it gets all the attentions.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be particularly good because all
Speaker 4: these comics that have moved here because of kill Tony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hounds of Common.
Speaker 4: If you don't know what kill Tony is, it's a
Speaker 4: live podcast on Monday nights. They do it from the
Speaker 4: mother Ship. I think he just did a deal with Netflix.
Speaker 4: It was a YouTube show and it would go live
Speaker 4: and in comics come up and they do one minute.
Speaker 4: They actually like it's a bar across the street full
Speaker 4: of wanna be comic. They draw names, they come over,
Speaker 4: they do one minute of new material. They also have
Speaker 4: recurring regulars who come up and do one minute of
Speaker 4: has to be new material. He has a panel of
Speaker 4: established comics who comment on it, and they just interview
Speaker 4: him and screw around and have fun. It's a very
Speaker 4: funny show. If you are, you know, for the faint
Speaker 4: of heart on edgy jokes, don't listen to it or
Speaker 4: watch it if you won't like it. Yeah, it's pretty edgy,
Speaker 4: but it's very funny, and it's wildly popular, and it's
Speaker 4: drawn a lot of people from like he used to
Speaker 4: always be, New York, Boston, Chicago, LA. If you're a comic,
Speaker 4: San Francisco, they're flocking here because all of those cities
Speaker 4: are cities that cancel comics that do irreverent material. All
Speaker 4: that and Austin's leaning into it. Lots of venues for
Speaker 4: them to get stage time. You can't get stage time
Speaker 4: as an upcoming comic in LA.
Speaker 1: That was from earlier this morning on the JBN Sandy's show.
Speaker 1: Stream the podcast Whenever you Want search JB and Sandy
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Austin dot com.
Speaker 3: We play every week. It's our version of the feud.
Speaker 1: And be honest with you, I've been taking a butt
Speaker 1: kicking for about two and a half.
Speaker 2: Months from Tricia getting tired of it.
Speaker 3: I've been getting whooped lately. I'm gonna keep plugging.
Speaker 2: A wack a little bit.
Speaker 3: I'll your chance, but then you know, she cries about
Speaker 3: these new cards that we have.
Speaker 2: The new cards are flawed, just saying, but you keep winning.
Speaker 2: Last week's win was a joke.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be You're gonna meet mister Steve Harvey. I'm
Speaker 1: the contestant. Let's play the.
Speaker 2: Few, all right, Sandy. First question, name something that can
Speaker 2: be too tight when it's around your.
Speaker 3: Neck and around your neck?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: Necklace, necklace? Okay.
Speaker 2: Second question, besides close, name something that has a zipper.
Speaker 1: Besides close, names something that has a zipper a purse?
Speaker 2: A purse? Okay? Question number two nope. Three, name something
Speaker 2: a squirrel might have nightmares about.
Speaker 3: A squirrel might have nightmares about a car?
Speaker 2: A car okay? Besides a car, Oh that's weird. Besides
Speaker 2: a car, name something that runs on gasoline.
Speaker 3: Sides a car and something that runs on gasoline a
Speaker 3: boat a boat?
Speaker 2: Okay. Final question, name an animal that has scales A
Speaker 2: fish of course? All right. How are you feeling? I
Speaker 2: feel like you feel?
Speaker 1: I feel pretty I feel pretty good. I almost wish
Speaker 1: i'd have said a tie for around your neck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: first one, but I'm musa stay with my original thought.
Speaker 2: Uh, okay, here we go, ready, yep. First question was
Speaker 2: named something that can be too tight when it's around
Speaker 2: your neck. It's a good thing you did not to necktie,
Speaker 2: because that's the number two answer. You said necklace, which
Speaker 2: is the number one answer for thirty six points buzzingu
Speaker 2: Second question, besides clothes, names something that has a zipper.
Speaker 2: Sandy said, purse survey says number one answer twenty five points.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Other Oh, I didn't give the other answers for the
Speaker 2: for the first question. I know she's angry right now,
Speaker 2: but other acceptable answers for this. Other things that besides
Speaker 2: clothes that has a zipper, a pillowcase, sleeping bag, food
Speaker 2: storage bags, and a backpack.
Speaker 3: Oh, I almost in a backpack.
Speaker 2: Third question, names something a squirrel might have nightmares about.
Speaker 2: This answer, Sandy said cars. It's the number five answer
Speaker 2: for six points. Other things squirrels are scared of falling
Speaker 2: from a tree, cats, eagles, and birds. Dogs. And the
Speaker 2: number one answer was not having any nuts. No nuts,
Speaker 2: no nuts.
Speaker 3: I have sixty seven totals who very low.
Speaker 2: Huh. Next question, besides the car, name something that runs
Speaker 2: on gasoline. Sandy said motor boat number three answered verse
Speaker 2: six points.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Other things that run on gasoline airplane, tractor, motorcycle. Number
Speaker 2: one answer lawnmower. It would have gotten you sixty.
Speaker 3: Seven almost said lawnmower.
Speaker 2: Relly. Last question, oh, this one, this is a number one.
Speaker 2: Name an animal that has scales? Sandy said fish, So
Speaker 2: did everybody else? Number one answer seventy five.
Speaker 1: Points what I can't think of anything else that has scale?
Speaker 2: Lizard, alligator, snake?
Speaker 1: Okay, one hundred and forty eight points for the bald man.
Speaker 3: The bald man, your works cut out for you, my friend?
Speaker 2: Yeah you if that fish is what puts you over
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 3: Round two of the feud is neck. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready. Let's play question number one Trisha
Speaker 1: dogs understand about ten words. Name one of those specific words. Okay,
Speaker 1: name something you might compare a bald guy's head to
Speaker 1: a pool a cueball, cueball?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Name another word for money?
Speaker 2: Uh well, I can say, Denaro, do what what? De
Speaker 2: Naro can't think of any of the slang words for money?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 3: I need an answer.
Speaker 2: I know you need an answer.
Speaker 1: Go with your gut de Niro Robert DENAROXT question name
Speaker 1: a food that is often cooked in a microwave popcorn,
Speaker 1: mm hmm. And finally, name something with a spout.
Speaker 3: With a spout a spout.
Speaker 2: I know, dishwashing soap.
Speaker 3: My god, is that your answer?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean yeah, all right? Spot a water spot?
Speaker 2: Water spot, water spot? Can I change it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. All right, let's get a calculator.
Speaker 3: I think you're going to win it.
Speaker 1: First question, dogs understand about ten words. Name one of
Speaker 1: those specific words. Tricia went with set That is the
Speaker 1: number one answer. Fifty four four. Other answers given their name, food, walk,
Speaker 1: and come. Okay fifty four for Tricia, good start Russian
Speaker 1: number two. Name something you might compare a bald guy's
Speaker 1: head to. Tricia said a que ball. It's the number
Speaker 1: two answer. All right, twenty three points. Other answers given
Speaker 1: an egg, a beach ball, a basketball. Number one was
Speaker 1: a bowling ball, bowling ball number one, excuse me. Tricia's
Speaker 1: next question was how many you have?
Speaker 6: Total? Oh?
Speaker 2: I should have said moolah. Moulah is what I was
Speaker 2: going for you Glad you didn't. I have seventy seven
Speaker 2: points seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Next question, name another word for money. Tricia went with
Speaker 1: de narro. That is number four, but it's ahead of mula.
Speaker 1: Oh it is Yeah, that got you nine points. Mula
Speaker 1: was number five was seven dough currency number one cash cash.
Speaker 2: You're saying mula, it's moulah mullah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Ulla mulla whatever. We got the word police over here.
Speaker 1: You got how many points I have?
Speaker 2: Eighty six points?
Speaker 1: Eighty six. Next question was the name of food that's
Speaker 1: often cooked in a microwave. Tricia went with the old popcorn.
Speaker 1: Number one answer. It is forty one, all right, one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty seven. Other answers given all things. Tricia
Speaker 1: eats burritos, hot dogs, TV dinners, and pizzas.
Speaker 2: I'm not much on the hot dogs especially.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Single handedly keeping the Linquisine pizza in business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the high protein pepperoni Linquisine pizza.
Speaker 3: So how many points do you have?
Speaker 2: I have twenty? Wait what did I just get for popcorn?
Speaker 3: Forty one? So you got one twenty seven?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Last question, you need twenty one points to tie twenty tie,
Speaker 1: twenty two to win. Okay, name something with a spout.
Speaker 1: Tricia said, a water spout. I can give you one
Speaker 1: of two. I'll give you the higher one, all right.
Speaker 1: Number There was a third answer, twelve points.
Speaker 2: Water spout was the third answer.
Speaker 1: Fawcet slash spicgott being generous, that was there. That was
Speaker 1: better than what it could have been, which was water hose,
Speaker 1: which was five five points seven points. So other answers
Speaker 1: given water hose, a sink, a water, a faucet, spigot,
Speaker 1: a pitcher.
Speaker 3: Or a tea hot with a spout. I'm a little teapot.
Speaker 2: Yeah short, here's my handle, here's my spout. Did not
Speaker 2: win today, Trish ha ha one by nine points.
Speaker 3: Bald Man wins.
Speaker 2: The new cards suck. Even the winds aren't satisfying, right,
Speaker 2: stay with us.
Speaker 1: Come on, even the winds aren't satisfying. Listen to her,
Speaker 1: just say it.