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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on dayclok. Parental discussion is advised mature

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<v Speaker 1>content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Dom, So I just replaced my rooster with a duck,

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<v Speaker 2>so now I wake up at the quack of dan.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it on Instagram and it's got a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of a rooster duck. Yeah, combo, yeah, cryptid if you will,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just on this little perch, just fucking quacking,

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<v Speaker 2>presumably quacking.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool. I like it. I used to work

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy who used to say he wakes up

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<v Speaker 1>at the crack of dawn every morning, and that's because

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<v Speaker 1>his wife was named Dawn.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. That's funny. That's funny, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, das on Dagos episode one sixty two, I'm pretty sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but Stone's not here to confirm that, so I'm known.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. Chris, that was stoned that you.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys have stuck. Well, we have no clue where Stone is.

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<v Speaker 2>Either he's going to pop into this thing or not,

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<v Speaker 2>so we've we've been waiting around.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't heard a word.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope he's alive. I'm sure he's alive, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just haven't heard anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So he would be in a self induced coma at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe a chepicabo got him, I mean southwest. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's possible, if it's if it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, if Trump caught the chepicabra, would he send it

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<v Speaker 1>back to Mexico?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he'd have to look up the origin and like,

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<v Speaker 2>if the origin is truly Mexico, Yeah, then send his

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<v Speaker 2>ass back, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So he'd have to do a twenty three and me test.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it turns out he's Canadian.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship he's a brown Canadian.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've ever seen one. They exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you heard a p K su ban? Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the weirdest. Have you ever heard him talk?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't stand it. Yeah, he's a he's because

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<v Speaker 2>he's an analyst on ESPN for hockey, and there's something

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<v Speaker 2>about him. I just I don't like it. It's such

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<v Speaker 2>a weird dynamic too, because it's him. When they go,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's Steve Levy, who's great, always been a great

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<v Speaker 2>for hockey for ESPN. But it's Steve Levy, p K

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<v Speaker 2>su Band, Chris Cellos and Mark Messier like fantastic Cellos

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<v Speaker 2>is a guy that you want to have drinks with

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<v Speaker 2>around a fire pit, like no ship is like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's a real one.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, So it's like, yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool, cool cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So a stone apparently is joining lost track of time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we does to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's fine. We're just gonna keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna keep going. So dad stories I have,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a small one here. Let me pull up

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<v Speaker 2>my little note so I don't forget any part of this, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I have this is a pet peeve dad story.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it's not really a dad story. It's more

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<v Speaker 2>of a just a personal story. It doesn't involve my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have to go to the store and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting a pickup order, okay. And so this is a

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<v Speaker 2>multi a multi level anger issue.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going through the parking lot, and there's one

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<v Speaker 2>thing I hate about parking lots. The number one I

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<v Speaker 2>think I would hate is I hate how people just

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<v Speaker 2>walk in the crosswalk like their assumption is I have

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<v Speaker 2>the right of way, that's the rule, and the rule

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<v Speaker 2>is not the rule. If I'm already in the crosswalk,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to stop for you. I will because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hit you. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>hurt her car. But the people that don't even acknowledge cars,

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<v Speaker 2>they just go And it's like, how fucking ignorant do

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<v Speaker 2>you have to be to like just not even look

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<v Speaker 2>and say, yeah, like even look at me and don't

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<v Speaker 2>let me acknowledge you, but at least look. But they

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<v Speaker 2>just come right out and just go like, fun, you

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<v Speaker 2>hit me, hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like it's bravery. It's not like it's bravery.

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<v Speaker 1>They are just flat out ignorant, and just in Fox,

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<v Speaker 1>they do it with this reckless abandonment, thinking that they're

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<v Speaker 1>fucking just impervious to whatever's coming left or right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is not the case.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So so ignorance continues. So then I go to

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<v Speaker 2>pull into the spot and Safeway only has six spots

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<v Speaker 2>for pickup. Yeah, five of the six are taken, okay, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>and the one who's in spot two.

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<v Speaker 3>Spot three is open.

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<v Speaker 2>However, Spot two is taking up a quarter of spot three,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I'm like, okay, I'm just going to back

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<v Speaker 2>into the space over here. And once they get out,

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<v Speaker 2>because they're actually putting groceries in their car, so they're

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<v Speaker 2>one of this is another level of ignorance. They're another person.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a person from Safeway putting groceries in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>They're putting groceries in their car. So they took a

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<v Speaker 2>spot even though they're not doing a pickup, along with

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<v Speaker 2>two other vehicles that are empty that are inside shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>So now my ignorant level is just skyrocketing at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, yes, and so I'm not the type to

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<v Speaker 2>usually call out people, right, but the next but but

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<v Speaker 2>you have to get me to that level. But once

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<v Speaker 2>you reach that level, I am now going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the nastiest person that I can fucking be. Right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I get I get to this level with this next

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<v Speaker 2>part that happens. This broad closes her door, moves her

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<v Speaker 2>cart to the middle of the spot that's open, gets

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<v Speaker 2>in the car, and backs out.

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<v Speaker 3>But wait for it, wait for it. The spot she puts.

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<v Speaker 2>The cart in is the spot that's right next to

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<v Speaker 2>the cart return. So as she gets in and she's

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<v Speaker 2>pulling out, I'm waiting to pull in and she sees it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I rolled down my window and I'm like, you,

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<v Speaker 2>fat fucking piece of shit. Wait to be a fat

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<v Speaker 2>fucking piece of shit. Get the fuck out of this

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<v Speaker 2>parking lot and she's just driving by. She didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>give me the finger, her windows down and my windows down.

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<v Speaker 2>I know she hears me, and she's just like focused

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<v Speaker 2>laser eyes going straight ahead. Like my ignorance level had

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<v Speaker 2>just gone through the roof with all of those steps,

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<v Speaker 2>but then that last piece of like, so you're taking

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<v Speaker 2>a spot for somebody who's doing a pickup order, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're taking up two spots with your car as you're

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<v Speaker 2>putting in your groceries, and then you leave your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>cart in the spot and back out and leave, and

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<v Speaker 2>the cart is right next to the cart return.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like your way down the way where I

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<v Speaker 3>could give you some sympathy.

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<v Speaker 4>You're you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's literally right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's less than six feet at that point, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>the space is the spaces are eight feet wide. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, it's less than six feet.

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<v Speaker 2>So I didn't have my kids with me, Otherwise my

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<v Speaker 2>daughter would have been yelling at me that I was

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<v Speaker 2>saying lots of bad words. Yeah, And I like to

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<v Speaker 2>I like to entice her because that's the person I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm like, I didn't say anything bad. And then

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<v Speaker 2>she says yes you did, and then she'll say the

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<v Speaker 2>word that I said and you can't say that, So.

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<v Speaker 1>I I that drives me nuts because that's entitlement at

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<v Speaker 1>its finest. Like, Okay, first off, I want to I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say this. I think that every grocery store

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<v Speaker 1>should have done things better with where they put their

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<v Speaker 1>their designated spots for that exact purpose. Okay, Well, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart has like thirty six spots, so it's not a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal if something it takes.

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<v Speaker 1>A and and the and I will say one thing

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<v Speaker 1>about Walmart is they put them all the way on

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<v Speaker 1>one end, Yeah, in one specific sort away from the

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<v Speaker 1>way from all the entrances. Both of our fucking grocery

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<v Speaker 1>stores put them at the most prime spots, yeah, for

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<v Speaker 1>both handicap and regular people.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And and that, that to me, I think was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>They they could have at the safeway that's closest to you.

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<v Speaker 1>They could have put them in that single row that's

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<v Speaker 1>by itself over like in front of the Dollar General

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<v Speaker 1>or Dollar Tree or whatever it is that's right there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a row of just one single spots. Right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like seven or eight of them. It's just one row.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not doubled up face to face, and that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been out of the way and so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>And I actually this, this whole thing gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>great idea that I now want to start playing the

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<v Speaker 2>lottery for other reasons too, But I want to open

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<v Speaker 2>a grocery store, and I want that pickup section to

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<v Speaker 2>be the fuck around and find out section. And I

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<v Speaker 2>want some guy like that I can't remember his name,

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<v Speaker 2>but that bodyguard for the Philadelphia Eagles, that big dude,

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<v Speaker 2>big ball dude he wants with the coach. He's just

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<v Speaker 2>an asshole. I want him. I want to personally hire him.

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<v Speaker 2>And he'll have a tow truck that just says like

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<v Speaker 2>fuck your shit on the license plate. And all he's

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<v Speaker 2>there to do is monitor people that pull into those spots,

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<v Speaker 2>get out of their car and walk in, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he toes them. But he doesn't tow him to like

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<v Speaker 2>a toe yard or anything like that. He towes them

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<v Speaker 2>to the other side of the parking lot and just

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<v Speaker 2>parks their car and then comes back, so you have

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<v Speaker 2>no clue where your car's at.

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<v Speaker 1>And he needs to park it appropriately so it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a normal car, like it's not at a place

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<v Speaker 1>all crooked and shit like that way you can notice it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a fantastic idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm just like, yeah, I'm just saying, how was

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<v Speaker 3>your weird for it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was good? Actually, my my wig was busy, chaotic.

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<v Speaker 1>My weekend was somewhat fun ish. Enjoyed watching Kansas City

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<v Speaker 1>cocksuckers lose, and then was quickly reminded why I hate

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<v Speaker 1>every single Philadelphia Eagle fan out there by the hot

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<v Speaker 1>garbage attitude and the way they act, speaking of entitled douchebags.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, you know what, man, it's worth it. And

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<v Speaker 1>to see the chiefs fucking lose, mahomes get.

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<v Speaker 2>At least they're consistent. Oh well, you know they never

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<v Speaker 2>they never sway like win or lose. That city was

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<v Speaker 2>going down, dude, dude, and everybody knew it. There's three

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<v Speaker 2>things that you know were gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Rioting, looting, and a handicapped kid in a fucking wheelchair

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<v Speaker 1>was getting was getting carried throughout the city.

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<v Speaker 3>Which did happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, you know, I do feel I do

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<v Speaker 1>feel a little bit badcause there was a death when

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<v Speaker 1>they won the AFC or the NFC Championship. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>some kid was trying to climb up fucking poll and

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<v Speaker 1>he fell and ended up dying. I feel bad condolences

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<v Speaker 1>to his family, But you know, that's that's the definition

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<v Speaker 1>of fuck around to find out, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you play stupid games, win stupid prizes, so that yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, uh, Other than that, it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>but no fevers anymore. All that shit's gone, so that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw somebody like join in. I don't know who

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<v Speaker 3>It's another crypt the tuop of Cobra spit him back

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<v Speaker 3>up on the carpet like a hairball. We actually discussed that.

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<v Speaker 3>We discussed that.

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<v Speaker 2>would he deported ass?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so Stone's here? How was your week?

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<v Speaker 4>Stne Apologies for my startiness. Definitely lost track of time today.

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<v Speaker 4>The weekend was fun. Went over to girlfriend stepdad's house

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<v Speaker 4>and watched the game. And yeah, I mean in like typical,

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<v Speaker 4>like need to change the script fashion because everybody's onto it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just a smash and grab. So it was

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<v Speaker 4>like all right, cool, and you could just see it

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<v Speaker 4>in all their faces too. They were just like, damn,

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<v Speaker 4>we had such a great year going on and then

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<v Speaker 4>oh no, oops a daisy. It was like Lassie got shot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it was it was and you know, like Travis was like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is gonna be my last season. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>end on a high note. And you could just see

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<v Speaker 4>his face him leaving through the to the fucking all

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<v Speaker 4>field deals like this, this isn't play out how I

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<v Speaker 4>wanted it to go. This is gonna suck. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually think that all of this and the week

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<v Speaker 1>leading up to it, and every every fucking analyst out there,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the interviews that had that happened with Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City and their players, I think it solidified the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that there was rigged because there were too many people

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<v Speaker 1>making mention of it, and there were too many analysts

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<v Speaker 1>City players tho, including Kansas City players like like Travis

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<v Speaker 1>Kelsey himself going oh, why does everybody have to focus

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<v Speaker 1>on it? I can't believe you guys are making it,

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<v Speaker 1>making it a big deal, and that to me, tells

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<v Speaker 1>me that the NFL went to him and today, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what fuck are You're losing. You're losing because we have

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<v Speaker 1>they knew ahead of time, and I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's why they were irritating.

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<v Speaker 2>Call that call Goodell has to make to Patrick, He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>hey man, sorry, we can't give help in the in

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<v Speaker 2>this Kermit the Frog, Danny mcride voice.

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<v Speaker 4>On the field, We're going to do our best, dude's

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<v Speaker 4>best game ever. And you know I'm just gonna gi

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah is great.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Today I woke up. I've been like battling since

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<v Speaker 4>dies in my eye for like the last week, and

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<v Speaker 4>then this morning I had three of them on one

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<v Speaker 4>eyelid and my eye could barely open, and so I

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<v Speaker 4>I got them all the kind of like pop of conferences,

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<v Speaker 4>and it was just gross dealing with all that. But

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<v Speaker 4>I can at least open my eye decently now, But

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<v Speaker 4>for the rest of the day. I'm never the type

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<v Speaker 4>of person that just like sits down when I'm sick

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<v Speaker 4>or you know, like I'm at a commission, like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>always doing shit. So I did three different fucking college

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<v Speaker 4>classes today, and uh, like I've been fucking hammering it

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<v Speaker 4>like crazy, and dealing with a six year old is

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<v Speaker 4>very needy. So that's been like the bulk of my

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<v Speaker 4>day and like the bulk of my week really, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So that brings up a great point that I just

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<v Speaker 2>thought of. When you say call out, So for the

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<v Speaker 2>people out there listening, Stone works at home, right, he

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<v Speaker 2>works from home, I should say not but from home.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just think it's finny, like when you call out,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta be like, hey, I can't make it to

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<v Speaker 2>my computer today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just I got some shit going on. Travels just

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<v Speaker 3>a different nights. You don't think about, you know, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you use there was an accident in my living room.

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<v Speaker 4>Like my company. When I first started, I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>how are we going to call out? We work from home,

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<v Speaker 4>and my company was like, no, Like, if you can't

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<v Speaker 4>put in you're one hundred percent. We expect you to

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<v Speaker 4>like like you would in the office, like call out,

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<v Speaker 4>just like you would in the office. That's what you

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<v Speaker 4>have sick time four. If you were to do one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred percent of your job, just catch up on it

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<v Speaker 4>tomorrow when you can do one hundred percent. So I

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<v Speaker 4>knew this morning waking up, I could see maybe twenty

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<v Speaker 4>percent out of my fucking eye. And I was like, no, like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is not going to be great. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be productive. I'm just gonna get mad. I'm probably gonna

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<v Speaker 4>call it halfway through the day. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, fuck, I'm just gonna take the whole

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<v Speaker 4>day so and get a whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunch of Yeah, it wasn't a knock on you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a comical thought of like I've never

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<v Speaker 2>even really thought about that, you know, like calling out

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<v Speaker 2>here to work from home because my wife works from home,

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<v Speaker 2>and so it's like, but when the kids are sick,

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<v Speaker 2>like she's the one that calls out because she's the

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<v Speaker 2>one that takes care of him, and it's it's just easier,

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<v Speaker 2>or sometimes she doesn't call out, she just still works.

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<v Speaker 2>She just has to find ways around, you know, work work.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and now there's definitely way more like manageable conditions

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<v Speaker 4>of working sick, working from home versus working in the office. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>story time, Like I don't you know, like I really

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<v Speaker 4>call out. I think maybe four or five days out

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<v Speaker 4>of the year, like realistically versus going into the office

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<v Speaker 4>when it was like, you know, way more than that.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I'm definitely like glad to be working from

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<v Speaker 4>home and would never go back to the office because

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<v Speaker 4>the opportunities that I had. But but yeah, it is interesting,

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<v Speaker 4>Like when I first started working, I was like, the fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>We're'm gonna call out of work for it? Fucking work

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<v Speaker 4>on home? The ills this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could, if you could guess, like what cryptid

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<v Speaker 2>would call out of work? Which one do you think

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<v Speaker 2>would be the most like callout?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh Cora, Cora. I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Most cryptids haven't been seen. I mean, you know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you just come up than fucked by half the planet.

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<v Speaker 4>I say that life is a short It's a short life,

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<v Speaker 4>the short, short end of the stick. It's the short

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<v Speaker 4>answer you get. You don't listen to this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it'd be the yebby one hundred percent, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be agree. He'd be the abominable snow man. He

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<v Speaker 1>would fucking call in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, his snowstorm can't make it.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, I accidentally ate some yellow snow. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I appened.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, I'll throw it to Stone because his

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<v Speaker 2>stone's run down, so he's gonna he's gonna run us

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<v Speaker 2>through the rest of this, So go ahead, Stone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. You know, I was watching a real the other

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<v Speaker 4>day about cryptids, and I was like, you, it would

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<v Speaker 4>be fun. We haven't done a cryptid thing in a

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<v Speaker 4>long time, and it was something that we had did

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<v Speaker 4>back in the day early and Dad's I think they're

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<v Speaker 4>twenty twenty one, you know. I I have always been

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<v Speaker 4>like really privy to like this the skin Walker cryptids,

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<v Speaker 4>because there's actually been some like weird footage that has

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<v Speaker 4>been covered right where people are like this doesn't make sense, right.

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<v Speaker 4>There's the famous field one where it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>sun is setting. There's a guy without a shirt on

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<v Speaker 4>that's just kind of like walking through the field looking

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<v Speaker 4>like definitely looking for people or something, and he's just

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<v Speaker 4>going yepp, but the look on his is like dead right,

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<v Speaker 4>and he's screaming for help, right, and it's so weird.

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<v Speaker 4>And then there's been other ones where people are like

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<v Speaker 4>biking through the forest and you see like someone like

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<v Speaker 4>on their trail like darting for them, like out of nowhere,

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<v Speaker 4>and the look on their face is not nonchalant, like

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<v Speaker 4>they're not trying to make it look like they're there

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<v Speaker 4>for something else, like they're like directly like blining for them.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, there's been a couple of those. I think

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<v Speaker 4>there's like some definitely, and as well the Native American

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<v Speaker 4>folklore about.

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<v Speaker 2>It and super yeah, super super like we have a

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<v Speaker 2>we have a reservation not far from us, about a

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<v Speaker 2>half hour forty minute drive north, and and there's talk

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<v Speaker 2>about skin walkers at that reservation. I mean, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>big thing among the Native Americans one hundred percent. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>to circle back to circle forward, uh later when we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about shows, one of the shows actually that I've

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<v Speaker 2>been watching involves with skin walkers. Like, so that's a

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<v Speaker 2>good tie in for later. But but back to so

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<v Speaker 2>what you had said was I'm gonna go first on

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<v Speaker 2>this one or was skinwalker your answer just in general

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<v Speaker 2>of like what you're what you've been into. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>you had wrote like about like some of our favorite

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<v Speaker 2>cryptids or why And I think I couldn't remember how

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<v Speaker 2>far back because it was it was early episodes like

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<v Speaker 2>inside of fifty, I believe, and I think we had

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<v Speaker 2>discussed it. We did a whole crypti episode. I think

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<v Speaker 2>Dome actually did a game for us, like a cryptied

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<v Speaker 2>game or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So I did.

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<v Speaker 2>What I did is I found a cryptid generator and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a spin the wheel, and I said, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it lands on is what I'm gonna pick. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give the seven fans of Dad's on day Quill

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<v Speaker 2>a little blurb about what this is. So what I

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<v Speaker 2>landed on, let me pull this a little bit closer here.

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<v Speaker 2>As you said, no, they all count as one, so

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<v Speaker 2>that's just one listener.

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<v Speaker 3>It's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe can't figure out how to get Spotify or iTunes

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<v Speaker 2>the work.

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<v Speaker 4>He's too old, abe, which is a station on AM radio,

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<v Speaker 4>are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, come on before or after NPR. So I

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<v Speaker 2>got the Beast of Eggs Moore and it's a large

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<v Speaker 2>wild cat that has been a subject of many sightings

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<v Speaker 2>in the Eggmore National Park in Somerset and Devon, England.

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<v Speaker 2>The beast is often described as a dark colored feline

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like a panther or puma. Some of the sightings.

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<v Speaker 2>First reported sightings of the beast were in the nineteen seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>In nineteen eighty three, a former South Molten claimed to

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<v Speaker 2>have lost over one hundred sheep to violent throat injuries.

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<v Speaker 2>Also the first time that the first time Middle Eastern

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<v Speaker 2>people moved over there too, so wildlife photographer Sam Aston

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<v Speaker 2>shared an image on Twitter of a black creature with

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<v Speaker 2>a long tail that is said was larger than a

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<v Speaker 2>domestic animal. With some possible explanation. The beast could be

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<v Speaker 2>a big cat that was released into the wild after

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<v Speaker 2>becoming illegal to keep in captivity outside of a zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be that the beast is also misidentified as

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<v Speaker 2>a domestic cat, dog, or deer.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, those are three totally separate looking animals, but

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<v Speaker 2>sure enough, right, it could also be a hybrid species.

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00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Lack of evidence, though, is despite many sightings, there is

423
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<v Speaker 2>not very definitive proof of the Beast of Eggsmore exists,

424
00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:29.480
<v Speaker 2>and a carcass that was once thought to be the

425
00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Beast of Eggsmore was later identified as a dead seal.

426
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<v Speaker 3>So it's just like, all right, so close, so close.

427
00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:40.599
<v Speaker 3>But I was like, that's cool.

428
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<v Speaker 2>I've Actually what I liked about it is I've never

429
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<v Speaker 2>heard of that cryptid, so I learned something new as well.

430
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<v Speaker 2>But basically what it is it's basically like a black

431
00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:53.279
<v Speaker 2>panther kind of a thing. So yeah, so yeah, more

432
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<v Speaker 2>power Conda forever. What do you got, dumb?

433
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<v Speaker 1>So my creature is described as kangaroo like with either

434
00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:07.240
<v Speaker 1>a horse or goat's head, horns, bat like wings, small

435
00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:11.079
<v Speaker 1>arms with claws, legs with hoofs, and a devil like tail.

436
00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you figured it out yet? It's the Jersey Devil.

437
00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:17.640
<v Speaker 1>This is one that I grew up with. Right, So

438
00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:23.079
<v Speaker 1>here's why I like it. It's fucking wildly absurd, Okay.

439
00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:26.759
<v Speaker 1>And it's not just the Jersey Devil and the lore

440
00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:29.440
<v Speaker 1>behind it that I like. It's the fact that I

441
00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:32.480
<v Speaker 1>grew up with the shitload of Italians, a Jews and

442
00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:36.400
<v Speaker 1>a random big fucking personalities always trying to scare me

443
00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:39.039
<v Speaker 1>with it. But this thing's fucking absurd. It's made up

444
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<v Speaker 1>of like seven animals true like like, and the craziest

445
00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:47.079
<v Speaker 1>part about it is that it's supposedly was given birth,

446
00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:50.440
<v Speaker 1>like a woman gave birth to this thing, Like this

447
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<v Speaker 1>wasn't something you.

448
00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:52.519
<v Speaker 3>Met, I mean you.

449
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<v Speaker 4>Met, I isn't surprise anybody, It's crazy.

450
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<v Speaker 1>This so supposedly this thing's supposed to between seven and

451
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<v Speaker 1>ten feet tall, right, it's got a bone chilling growl

452
00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:07.599
<v Speaker 1>and a high pitch scream. It stems all the way

453
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<v Speaker 1>back to Native Americans about at least two hundred and

454
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<v Speaker 1>fifty years. There are drawings from the Native Americans that

455
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<v Speaker 1>depict this type of like dragon like creature that has

456
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<v Speaker 1>these features. There's reports that like of this thing going

457
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<v Speaker 1>on rampages and going like just demolishing villages and towns

458
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<v Speaker 1>and cities. And it always has supposedly a calling card,

459
00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:36.119
<v Speaker 1>which is an annihilated carcass, like just mutilated carcass that

460
00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:42.440
<v Speaker 1>gets left wherever it was. Supposedly, there's the popular folklore

461
00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:44.680
<v Speaker 1>that stems all the way back to seventeen thirty five.

462
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<v Speaker 1>It tells of a woman known as Mother Leads. She

463
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<v Speaker 1>got pregnant with her thirteenth child. The pregnancy was not

464
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<v Speaker 1>planned and the child was not wanted. The delivery of

465
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<v Speaker 1>the child was complicated, prompting her to scream out, let

466
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<v Speaker 1>it be the devil. Now we can only accolate why

467
00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.160
<v Speaker 1>the woman would scream out such a horrible wish, but

468
00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:09.000
<v Speaker 1>it was delivered, it came out, and evidently there were practices,

469
00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:13.359
<v Speaker 1>like alleged practices of witchcraft in this town, in this time.

470
00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>The baby was born an average child, but quickly morphed

471
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<v Speaker 1>into this devil like creature, constantly growling, screaming, and just

472
00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:30.519
<v Speaker 1>whipping its tail around right, you know. Still to this

473
00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:33.240
<v Speaker 1>day people say they see it in the woods and

474
00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:35.759
<v Speaker 1>the like, some of the marshy swamp lands that are there.

475
00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:40.039
<v Speaker 1>They're really swamp lands, but they're more just marsh type areas.

476
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<v Speaker 1>I personally have never seen it. I've never heard anything.

477
00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:51.799
<v Speaker 1>There are other ghosts and mysterious type things that I

478
00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:55.400
<v Speaker 1>have encountered in New Jersey as a kid, which we

479
00:24:55.400 --> 00:24:58.240
<v Speaker 1>can get into those another time. But this one here,

480
00:24:58.319 --> 00:25:01.440
<v Speaker 1>it's just so outlandish, Like even if I wasn't from

481
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:05.440
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, this this thing is so outlandish of a story.

482
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:09.200
<v Speaker 1>For a woman to give birth to a supposed regular

483
00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:14.359
<v Speaker 1>child that morphs into this fucking kangaroo body shaped thing

484
00:25:14.440 --> 00:25:17.720
<v Speaker 1>with fucking goat hooves, a horsehead, a goat head wings,

485
00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:21.960
<v Speaker 1>and a fucking tail like that's that's nuts. That's that's

486
00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>nuts to think about, and to think that multiple people

487
00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:29.599
<v Speaker 1>throughout history have supposedly seen this thing and it's just

488
00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:31.400
<v Speaker 1>ravenous and vicious.

489
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:35.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it shows that the mushrooms in that area were phenomenal.

490
00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I think like like Circle Back. Though, if I was

491
00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:45.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna say like my my favorites, I definitely like The

492
00:25:46.000 --> 00:25:48.400
<v Speaker 2>moth Man because that's got oh yeah, you know a

493
00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:50.880
<v Speaker 2>lot of shit. But my favorite is probably Bigfoot, just

494
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:54.519
<v Speaker 2>hands down, just because it's so realistic feeling like there's

495
00:25:54.599 --> 00:25:59.359
<v Speaker 2>so much uncovered and undocumented land, not even undocumented, but

496
00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:02.960
<v Speaker 2>just such dense forestry in other areas, Like there's sometimes

497
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:04.599
<v Speaker 2>you could be driving in a forest area and you're

498
00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:08.640
<v Speaker 2>just like, well, just my go, you can feel mile in,

499
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:12.720
<v Speaker 2>you can send like you now in the middle of nowhere.

500
00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:15.599
<v Speaker 1>Anybody who's been in the middle of the forest or

501
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>woods or in the middle of the desert alone at

502
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:23.519
<v Speaker 1>night knows that there are still places on land where

503
00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:27.759
<v Speaker 1>things are that we don't know about. Like it's not

504
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:31.079
<v Speaker 1>just the ocean that's untapped. Like, yes, our land has

505
00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:34.119
<v Speaker 1>for the most part been somewhat surveyed and somewhat seen,

506
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:38.319
<v Speaker 1>but there's places you can hide and if so, AJ's

507
00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:41.519
<v Speaker 1>Rundown didn't say which one do we think was the realist, right,

508
00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:43.880
<v Speaker 1>it was just what one do you like if you're

509
00:26:43.960 --> 00:26:46.279
<v Speaker 1>if we're talking about what I think has the most

510
00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:51.559
<v Speaker 1>shot at being the real obviously, skin walkers and and

511
00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:54.599
<v Speaker 1>and Bigfoot and the you know, abominable snowman and YETI

512
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:56.799
<v Speaker 1>I think those are definitely up there as the top

513
00:26:56.839 --> 00:26:57.519
<v Speaker 1>three for sure.

514
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<v Speaker 2>I think I think the Bigfoot. The legitimacy behind Bigfoot

515
00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:07.519
<v Speaker 2>is every single country has it has something it might

516
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:08.559
<v Speaker 2>be called different name.

517
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:18.200
<v Speaker 4>The Bigfoot of Yeah, polar bear, Bigfoot, Yeah, exactly, that's it.

518
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:21.359
<v Speaker 2>But like if you look up on like Wikipedia and

519
00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:25.400
<v Speaker 2>you look up Bigfoot, the list of names is is

520
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:28.599
<v Speaker 2>a long list of names because it's thought to be everywhere,

521
00:27:28.599 --> 00:27:31.559
<v Speaker 2>which just gives it more validity that it could be

522
00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:35.279
<v Speaker 2>real versus you know, like obviously, like lockness is only

523
00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:37.759
<v Speaker 2>in that Yeah, but there's other places that have like

524
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:39.279
<v Speaker 2>a Lockness type monster.

525
00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:44.039
<v Speaker 1>But for me, for me, there's only two answers to

526
00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:48.519
<v Speaker 1>this question. It's for me, it's Bigfoot in Lockness. Which

527
00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:52.039
<v Speaker 1>one would you want to actually see in person? Like

528
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:54.440
<v Speaker 1>if you could confirm that one was real, but the

529
00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:56.559
<v Speaker 1>only way to confirm it was to actually see it

530
00:27:56.599 --> 00:27:58.079
<v Speaker 1>in person, right.

531
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess it depends context. Like if I'm in

532
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a boat and see NeSSI I'm okay. But if I'm

533
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:05.279
<v Speaker 2>in that water and I see an NeSSI.

534
00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.799
<v Speaker 4>Different standing on land like I'm.

535
00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 2>Gonna go way, I'm gonna prove that Jesus real fast,

536
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:16.000
<v Speaker 2>real fast.

537
00:28:16.519 --> 00:28:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's say you were relatively safe, like you were safe,

538
00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>You're safe for whatever the creature that you're saying is.

539
00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:26.359
<v Speaker 1>That's why, that's why the only two I want to

540
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:29.440
<v Speaker 1>know for sure, like it is those two, because obviously

541
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:31.279
<v Speaker 1>there's so many others that you wouldn't be safe with,

542
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:32.839
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like you could be safe

543
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.839
<v Speaker 1>with with the Yetti or with Sasquash or even NeSSI,

544
00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:39.119
<v Speaker 1>because it's possible that she don't, like she don't even

545
00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:41.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking want you, you know what I mean. She's been

546
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:44.319
<v Speaker 1>surviving for years on whatever food she's been surviving on.

547
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>She don't need us. She's probably even like humans.

548
00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:51.359
<v Speaker 4>Maybe she's there before, yeah, you know, like she'll be

549
00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:54.880
<v Speaker 4>down the lake. The one's been shredded up like Jaws.

550
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it ain't Lake Placid.

551
00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:01.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah true.

552
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:06.119
<v Speaker 2>I just got a visual of like Nessy actually is

553
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>like a mouth like a turtle where it's got no

554
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:11.319
<v Speaker 2>teeth and it's just like not like just slow as possible.

555
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's good ship. That's good ship, all right.

556
00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:18.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like that.

557
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 2>I always love cryptis, Like I feel if we did

558
00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:22.839
<v Speaker 2>the proper research and did like try to spin it

559
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.559
<v Speaker 2>in a fun way, like you could do an entire

560
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>episode on which I believe we have.

561
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:30.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we did. Maybe maybe that's what we do. Maybe

562
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>our next Halloween season, if we're still around, maybe we

563
00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 1>do something with that.

564
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:38.799
<v Speaker 2>We got to bring the bracket back. We got to

565
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:42.079
<v Speaker 2>bring the bracket back. That's good stuff. What's what's next

566
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:42.720
<v Speaker 2>on the Stone?

567
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:47.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? We got uh, what are we watching? Which was

568
00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:50.559
<v Speaker 4>a very early early segment, the Dad's Dead and we

569
00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:53.319
<v Speaker 4>brought it back multiple times. What are we watching? List

570
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:56.079
<v Speaker 4>of five movies or shows? And you know, tell us

571
00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:57.960
<v Speaker 4>what you've been watching lately. It's kind of round and robin,

572
00:29:58.039 --> 00:29:59.359
<v Speaker 4>like each of these. You know, I'm gonna start it

573
00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:01.759
<v Speaker 4>off the most recent one that I've watched, The Squid Games.

574
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm notorious for never hopping on the bandwagon for first

575
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:09.119
<v Speaker 4>season for a show. Never have, never will, And I'll

576
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:10.920
<v Speaker 4>wait it out. I'll be like, you know, if it's

577
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:13.920
<v Speaker 4>popping the second season or third season, maybe even fourth season,

578
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:17.119
<v Speaker 4>I'll jump on it really just depends. And Squid Games

579
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.799
<v Speaker 4>when it first came out, I was like, Man, this

580
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:20.759
<v Speaker 4>is a lot of hype behind the first season of

581
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:24.200
<v Speaker 4>a show the right I don't know about this, you know,

582
00:30:24.279 --> 00:30:26.359
<v Speaker 4>and it's like in Korean and like I would have

583
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.119
<v Speaker 4>to sit there and do dub and subtitled everything, and

584
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:31.880
<v Speaker 4>like me and Nome talked about that the other day,

585
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:33.720
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, you know, like I want my

586
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:35.960
<v Speaker 4>investment of this show to be prolonged and not just

587
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.839
<v Speaker 4>be for one season kind of a thing. Sure, So

588
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.759
<v Speaker 4>when it got to the second season, everyone was in

589
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:43.240
<v Speaker 4>an uproar. I was like, Okay, let's go ahead, let's

590
00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:45.599
<v Speaker 4>watch this. And so I watched it and I was like, well, shit,

591
00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:49.920
<v Speaker 4>this is fucked up. Damn. I mean, it is exactly

592
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:53.799
<v Speaker 4>like like what you would picture an anime to play out,

593
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.279
<v Speaker 4>like a really dark anime to play out in live action.

594
00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Like it was really fucking good. It's really sinister. There's

595
00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:04.519
<v Speaker 4>a lot of sociopathic and psychopathic people behind the games,

596
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.759
<v Speaker 4>and people just getting murked left and right, and your

597
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.240
<v Speaker 4>fucking emotions get tugged hard.

598
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.240
<v Speaker 1>You're like, what the fuck?

599
00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:15.680
<v Speaker 4>Jason's such a good one. Dom Me Hi buy to

600
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 4>you baby.

601
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, speaking of anime, I've actually been watching a

602
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:22.519
<v Speaker 1>lot of anime lately. One that I kind of got

603
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:26.559
<v Speaker 1>engulfed in is my hero Academia I ever saw it,

604
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:28.319
<v Speaker 1>I heard a lot about it. There was a lot

605
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:31.519
<v Speaker 1>of people that that had said, you know, yeah, you

606
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 1>gotta watch it. I haven't really been watching TV too

607
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:38.839
<v Speaker 1>much except for like right before bed, So it's these

608
00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.519
<v Speaker 1>like twenty minute episodes that are kind of perfect, you know,

609
00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:43.279
<v Speaker 1>and if I fall asleep, it's not a big deal.

610
00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:45.680
<v Speaker 1>You can always just fucking restart back where you were.

611
00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:49.519
<v Speaker 1>But it's pretty good. It's pretty fun. So that's one.

612
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:53.519
<v Speaker 1>That's one I've been watching loving. Yeah know me, how

613
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:54.279
<v Speaker 1>about you, baby?

614
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll start with my easiest one that doesn't require a

615
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:03.160
<v Speaker 2>lot of discussion is just getting back into hockey. So

616
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>this is my first season that I don't actually have

617
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:08.440
<v Speaker 2>a hockey team that I'm specifically rooting for because my

618
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:11.400
<v Speaker 2>team moved to Utah and I am not sold on

619
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:14.599
<v Speaker 2>following that team yet. I'm giving it some time. So

620
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.279
<v Speaker 2>it's been it's been enjoyable to watch hockey and not

621
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.240
<v Speaker 2>have a true team that I'm rooting for, just to

622
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.319
<v Speaker 2>watch for the love of the game. And so I've

623
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:25.880
<v Speaker 2>been watching a lot more recently and it's been good.

624
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>So this year has been pretty decent though it's been

625
00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:29.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of intense already.

626
00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:31.839
<v Speaker 2>It's well and coming up. They're on a two week

627
00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:33.599
<v Speaker 2>break now and this is the first time ever they're

628
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:37.000
<v Speaker 2>doing the four Nations face off. Yeah, and it's Sweden, Finland,

629
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.200
<v Speaker 2>US and Canada. And so there's no All Star Game

630
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:44.279
<v Speaker 2>and this is and for some of these people, like

631
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.599
<v Speaker 2>like Connor McDavid has never gotten a play in the

632
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Olympics because NHL players aren't allowed in the Olympics lately

633
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.720
<v Speaker 2>because of Gary Bettman. Right, but so now this will

634
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:56.920
<v Speaker 2>be the first time that Connor McDavid has gotten to

635
00:32:56.920 --> 00:33:01.039
<v Speaker 2>to represent Canada except for when this season's over, Like

636
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>they have the World Cup of the Hockey, you know,

637
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.240
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, but it's not as popular as the

638
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Olympics per se now and because it comes around every

639
00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 2>four years, right, so and this is the first time.

640
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:14.440
<v Speaker 2>And the lineups on these teams it is like a

641
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:17.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking who's who, I mean, the entire Canadian teams and

642
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 2>All Star All Star team that and there's really good

643
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:22.319
<v Speaker 2>fucking people that aren't even on the team because of

644
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.200
<v Speaker 2>how you know, you don only have twenty people on

645
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:27.119
<v Speaker 2>the rock sat like twenty five maybe twenty six total.

646
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.559
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so I'm excited to watch some of that.

647
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I think it'll be fun.

648
00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:31.400
<v Speaker 3>Dark horse.

649
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I think the dark horse in the tournament would be

650
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Finland out of the four, maybe Sweden, even though Finland's

651
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.759
<v Speaker 2>been balls out the last couple of years and tournaments

652
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>that have somew somehow come out and won. I think

653
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.160
<v Speaker 2>the US has a really good shot. I don't I

654
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.440
<v Speaker 2>don't think a lot of people are going to talk

655
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>about them, but they got a lot of star talent

656
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:49.640
<v Speaker 2>to pull odds on favorite.

657
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:54.359
<v Speaker 1>So the years junior team just won, right, yeah.

658
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Back to back actually in that in the IHF World Juniors.

659
00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's kind of cool.

660
00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:58.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so.

661
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Well she got stoned.

662
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Another one.

663
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I watched a fucking guy that it's on fucking those

664
00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:11.079
<v Speaker 1>reels that you sent me. Uh, this is what I'm

665
00:34:11.119 --> 00:34:14.559
<v Speaker 1>gonna do to Devil year. You don't care. I'm talking

666
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:16.159
<v Speaker 1>about zero.

667
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:22.639
<v Speaker 4>I said. A lot of reels they like you can

668
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:24.519
<v Speaker 4>do this a shot in the dark from someone else.

669
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:31.000
<v Speaker 4>But another one that I watched recently, that fuck like

670
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:32.800
<v Speaker 4>I went back and I had to watch it again

671
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:36.280
<v Speaker 4>because it was just so good and that was love

672
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:42.440
<v Speaker 4>has won the fucking uh uh hbo documentary about the

673
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:47.159
<v Speaker 4>cult of Mother God is where there's chick just got

674
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:50.199
<v Speaker 4>a whole bunch of broken fucking people to believe that

675
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:54.400
<v Speaker 4>she's God and she's just a fucking drug addict, alcoholic

676
00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:58.360
<v Speaker 4>and she took all their fucking money and then killed herself.

677
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:03.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's so fucking funny. There's legit. There's

678
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:06.360
<v Speaker 4>one dude on there that goes, I fully believe that

679
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:08.960
<v Speaker 4>she's Mother God. I went and I quit my job

680
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:11.360
<v Speaker 4>that day when I found the truth, and I took

681
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:13.920
<v Speaker 4>all my money out of my savings, my checking and

682
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:15.480
<v Speaker 4>my four oh one K and I gave it to

683
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:16.079
<v Speaker 4>Mother God.

684
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that wild fuck?

685
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:21.719
<v Speaker 4>And as soon as I saw the guy labeled as

686
00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:25.119
<v Speaker 4>the finance guy, I went, that dude's gonna steal everything,

687
00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:28.440
<v Speaker 4>he's gonna take it off, and by god he did.

688
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:33.920
<v Speaker 4>Man ah, oh God. And then there's a fucking psychopath

689
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 4>in the show. Does Crystal methlis is Pantera? That's meth Mike.

690
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:44.840
<v Speaker 4>That's fucking crazy. That show is insane. God, if you

691
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:47.800
<v Speaker 4>have not watched that show and you like it's like,

692
00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:51.039
<v Speaker 4>could documentaries go for it? It's three episodes. It's like,

693
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.519
<v Speaker 4>I think a total of maybe three and a half

694
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.800
<v Speaker 4>hours long, like between three together, like week afternoon.

695
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

696
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:02.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a good one, don't.

697
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:06.599
<v Speaker 1>What you got the other. So another it's an anime

698
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>that I've been watching is Doctor Stone. And this one's

699
00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:15.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of cool because it's so it's basically about this

700
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:18.519
<v Speaker 1>thing that happens and everybody in the world turns into

701
00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:22.159
<v Speaker 1>stone and they go three thousand years, four thousand years,

702
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:26.559
<v Speaker 1>something like that, and eventually something happens where the stone

703
00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:29.199
<v Speaker 1>people that have turned to stone start breaking and coming

704
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:33.800
<v Speaker 1>back to life. Well, in the meantime, society has some

705
00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:40.480
<v Speaker 1>society has come back, and now this extremely smart young

706
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:42.920
<v Speaker 1>kid who is fourteen at the time of him coming

707
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:50.280
<v Speaker 1>out of this petrification is trying to restart civilization. He's

708
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>very smart kid. He's like the son of an astronaut.

709
00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:55.199
<v Speaker 1>But the reason why I like it is because they

710
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:57.119
<v Speaker 1>actually give you a ton of facts, like a shit

711
00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:01.360
<v Speaker 1>ton of survival facts on like how to build batteries

712
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:04.679
<v Speaker 1>and make glass and all of this ship and make

713
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:07.719
<v Speaker 1>steel and medication and all that stuff. So it's kind

714
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:13.239
<v Speaker 1>of fun in a weird educational kind of way days

715
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:17.039
<v Speaker 1>And again, dude, it's like it's a right before bed

716
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>type thing. Or while I'm eating lunch kind of thing.

717
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:23.760
<v Speaker 1>So it's like right now, quick episodes are really big

718
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:26.199
<v Speaker 1>for me because I'm just not watching a lot of TV.

719
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:31.000
<v Speaker 1>It's one or two episodes at the time. Max yoh,

720
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:33.519
<v Speaker 1>all right, do what you got? Uh?

721
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:38.039
<v Speaker 2>I recently this is not a show that people that

722
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:40.800
<v Speaker 2>really know me would probably guess that I would enjoy.

723
00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:44.239
<v Speaker 2>But we recently watched the newest season. We waited till

724
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:46.920
<v Speaker 2>it was all done to watch it. But that is

725
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:50.079
<v Speaker 2>the mass singer. I can't get enough of that fucking show.

726
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I love that fucking show. We love that show.

727
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.159
<v Speaker 1>A few years I watched like the first three or

728
00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>four years and then something like that three or four

729
00:37:58.480 --> 00:37:59.519
<v Speaker 1>seasons and I stopped.

730
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:00.920
<v Speaker 3>This last season.

731
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:03.360
<v Speaker 2>This last season was actually the first season that a

732
00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:08.400
<v Speaker 2>group won it, because there's been multiple groups that have

733
00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>made it pretty far, including one that made it two

734
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:12.239
<v Speaker 2>way finale and then lost.

735
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.079
<v Speaker 3>But this group, Boilers, this group actually won.

736
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, if you if you hadn't seen

737
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:20.519
<v Speaker 2>it's on like season thirteen, So if you hadn't seen

738
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Pentatonics lose in like season nine, sorry that was a

739
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:28.119
<v Speaker 2>while ago, but I'll find and if you're listening to

740
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:31.320
<v Speaker 2>this show. You're probably not watching the mass singer Let's

741
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:34.239
<v Speaker 2>be real, Be real. Yeah, And I didn't say who

742
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.400
<v Speaker 2>it was, but obviously, like if you watch it, and hey,

743
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.519
<v Speaker 2>the group, the group wins if they look like Buffalo's

744
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:40.880
<v Speaker 2>they won.

745
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:43.360
<v Speaker 1>That's a good show.

746
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:43.559
<v Speaker 4>Though.

747
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:44.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a great concept.

748
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:45.719
<v Speaker 3>It's the concept.

749
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:50.119
<v Speaker 2>The dynamic keeps the a The judges are fantastic in

750
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:50.719
<v Speaker 2>that show.

751
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:52.920
<v Speaker 3>It's it's all a rouight. Even Nick Cannon's phenomenal in

752
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:53.360
<v Speaker 3>that show.

753
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>So he really is, and I don't like him in

754
00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>too much.

755
00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:56.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so.

756
00:38:59.320 --> 00:38:59.920
<v Speaker 3>What else you got?

757
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:04.119
<v Speaker 4>One I got is a YouTube show and it's called

758
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:08.320
<v Speaker 4>The Outdoor Boys, and it's this guy up in Alaska.

759
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:12.159
<v Speaker 4>He used like a clean cut goes to church, doesn't cuss,

760
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:16.159
<v Speaker 4>family friendly like content he makes and the dude used

761
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:17.719
<v Speaker 4>to be it's interesting. He used to be a lawyer

762
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:19.239
<v Speaker 4>and then he dropped out of being a lawyer and

763
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 4>went to YouTube full time. Hey, it has like I

764
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.559
<v Speaker 4>think eleven million subscribers does well for his channel. All

765
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:27.079
<v Speaker 4>he does is he goes solo camping in the bush

766
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:31.360
<v Speaker 4>in Alaska, and he goes during like severe like negative

767
00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 4>thirty degree weather, makes a whole like old school like

768
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:35.679
<v Speaker 4>log log.

769
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, skinny skinny skinny dude. Yeah, he's annoying as fuck, dude.

770
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.239
<v Speaker 4>It takes a bit to get used to him, like me,

771
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:47.880
<v Speaker 4>or you just never get used to him. But he

772
00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:51.119
<v Speaker 4>definitely is interesting to watch him do all that because

773
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.559
<v Speaker 4>he just but he also does it ever him.

774
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:56.199
<v Speaker 1>He's almost died like fifteen times.

775
00:39:57.880 --> 00:39:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably more.

776
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Probably he's a freaking idiot. Fuck him. Fuck that guy.

777
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.199
<v Speaker 3>All right, I guess what what Dome is not watching.

778
00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a couple of his videos. All right, So

779
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:14.039
<v Speaker 1>White next one again. It's a cartoon. It's called Solar Opposites.

780
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I haven't watched it in a little while, but when

781
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I was when I was in California and I was

782
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.840
<v Speaker 1>working on that passer Robles job, I was watching the show.

783
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:25.639
<v Speaker 1>I literally fucking ram rotted through four seasons of this show.

784
00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:31.880
<v Speaker 1>It's crude humor. Yeah, put that bitch in four wheel

785
00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:33.840
<v Speaker 1>drive and just took her straight down the fucking highway.

786
00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.760
<v Speaker 1>It's called Solar Opposites. It's a cartoon on Hulu. It's

787
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:42.679
<v Speaker 1>fucking hilarious. It's crude comic humor like in the realm

788
00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:50.480
<v Speaker 1>of uh American Dad and family. Guy, I could see

789
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Peter Griffin. I could see Meg, I can see him all.

790
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:54.599
<v Speaker 1>I just couldn't think of the name, but fantastic. It's

791
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:56.320
<v Speaker 1>called Solar Opposites Love It.

792
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:00.599
<v Speaker 2>My next one that I've watched for the fifty thousand

793
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking time and since.

794
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:04.719
<v Speaker 3>January it's super.

795
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Is Harry Potter. Uh, Harry Potter three. That is my

796
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:12.800
<v Speaker 2>daughter's favorite Harry Potter. So we we've only let we've

797
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:16.519
<v Speaker 2>let her. She actually watched four and then when it

798
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:20.400
<v Speaker 2>got to the part with towards the end, that's where

799
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.159
<v Speaker 2>she's like, doesn't want to watch it anymore.

800
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Because it's a little too scary for Yeah, and we.

801
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't want to because but you know, like one and

802
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:29.639
<v Speaker 2>two are definitely for little kids, and the number three

803
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:33.719
<v Speaker 2>is where the change starts. Still it still shifts more

804
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:37.280
<v Speaker 2>towards the kid's side. Four is where the shift really changes.

805
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:41.559
<v Speaker 2>And so but what's funny is even though I say

806
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:43.880
<v Speaker 2>it how I said it, like the fifty thousand fucking time,

807
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:47.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm still not over it. And there's still little things

808
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:49.199
<v Speaker 2>that I pick up each time I watch it, just

809
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.159
<v Speaker 2>little little easter eggs that I didn't catch before.

810
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:53.199
<v Speaker 3>It's just kind of fun.

811
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:57.280
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so it's been enjoyable, that fantastic every fuck

812
00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:01.119
<v Speaker 2>literally every fucking day I watch, just watched.

813
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:05.159
<v Speaker 1>A fan theory video on that Snape says Snape's still

814
00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:11.159
<v Speaker 1>alive and another episode. Yeah no, he didn't fake his death.

815
00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:15.519
<v Speaker 1>He just set he set up things parameters and safeguards

816
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:16.840
<v Speaker 1>to prevent his death.

817
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:21.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we going in page three nine four.

818
00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:24.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean, he's the half blood prince. That dude knows

819
00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:27.119
<v Speaker 4>more about potions than anybody. So if there was somebody

820
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:29.480
<v Speaker 4>who could do it besides Hermione.

821
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, m yeah, so that bus I would.

822
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:37.599
<v Speaker 4>What else?

823
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:40.519
<v Speaker 3>He got a couple more before we move on?

824
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:44.320
<v Speaker 4>We got two more, oh man. One that I went

825
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:48.559
<v Speaker 4>and I rewatched recently was a Dune Part two. All Right,

826
00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:52.079
<v Speaker 4>It's definitely very long, and there's some parts of it

827
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:54.519
<v Speaker 4>where I'm like, let's just speed this ship up here, man,

828
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:58.840
<v Speaker 4>But I really did like how they they ramped up

829
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Shallon character into just this like really impressive, like just

830
00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:08.239
<v Speaker 4>faction leader, you know, Like it's really impressive. And the

831
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:11.119
<v Speaker 4>fight the Pinnacle at the end, the fight between him

832
00:43:11.159 --> 00:43:14.639
<v Speaker 4>and Austin Butler is just still so good, really good,

833
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:16.480
<v Speaker 4>and I'm really happy with how they did it. Compared

834
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:19.840
<v Speaker 4>to the original Dune, because that definitely was a pinnacle

835
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.280
<v Speaker 4>for that movie too, so it's really important to get

836
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.920
<v Speaker 4>that down. And I love that movie. I love the

837
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:25.559
<v Speaker 4>first one a little bit more just because it is

838
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:28.960
<v Speaker 4>a little bit more like Let's Go, so there's not

839
00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:32.760
<v Speaker 4>too much time lagging. But that is just a fun movie.

840
00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:34.400
<v Speaker 4>I like watching that movie. It's good.

841
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:36.840
<v Speaker 3>Noise.

842
00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:43.679
<v Speaker 1>Another cartoon just just started, just released on Disney Plus

843
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the Evil Syndicate, but it's called Your Friendly Neighborhood spider Man.

844
00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:51.960
<v Speaker 1>It's good if you like Marvel and you like Spider Man.

845
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:56.039
<v Speaker 1>It's good. That's all I'm gonna say about it. It's good.

846
00:43:56.840 --> 00:43:59.679
<v Speaker 1>I know you're not gonna watch it, know, but that's fine.

847
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.039
<v Speaker 4>I really want them to come out with the new

848
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:06.239
<v Speaker 4>Netflix Miles Morales series, like the third installment. I really

849
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:07.599
<v Speaker 4>want them to come out so bad, but I know

850
00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:09.719
<v Speaker 4>it's like kind of shelved right now.

851
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:11.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, last name the.

852
00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Movie that they're coming out with. Another movie he's supposed

853
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:21.079
<v Speaker 1>to I guess from what I understand, the next Marvel

854
00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:26.960
<v Speaker 1>installment of the actual like Marvel Timeline that he's going

855
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:30.320
<v Speaker 1>to make appearances in like Secret Wars and shit like that.

856
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:33.599
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, cool beans.

857
00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I recently finally watched Shit's Creek Fantastic. We started somewhere

858
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:43.000
<v Speaker 2>around Thanksgiving and wrapped up probably three weeks ago or

859
00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.079
<v Speaker 2>four weeks ago, like right after the New Year started.

860
00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:47.039
<v Speaker 2>It was one of the shows like I could fall

861
00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:49.800
<v Speaker 2>asleep watching it for a couple episodes with the wife,

862
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.960
<v Speaker 2>but we both loved it and it's such a great show,

863
00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:57.599
<v Speaker 2>and it makes the gifts that you choose from that

864
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:00.599
<v Speaker 2>show that you may have got knew before, but the

865
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:02.599
<v Speaker 2>gift was great, but it just makes it even better.

866
00:45:03.079 --> 00:45:04.280
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, that is my.

867
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Second comedy at its finest.

868
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:12.559
<v Speaker 4>Mm hm. My last one is is a combo. It's

869
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:17.559
<v Speaker 4>Netflix's Jurassic Park. Like they're cretaceous, like the kids one right,

870
00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:19.039
<v Speaker 4>and it's like they got the younger one and they

871
00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:22.960
<v Speaker 4>get the older one. Avery's been watching them like crazy,

872
00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:24.280
<v Speaker 4>and I told her, I was like, you know, you

873
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:25.840
<v Speaker 4>might not want to watch the older one, kid, because

874
00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:27.199
<v Speaker 4>it's kind of I don't know if it's going to

875
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:29.320
<v Speaker 4>be your style. Like the younger one for sure, and

876
00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.480
<v Speaker 4>she loves that one, but she recently watched the older

877
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:33.880
<v Speaker 4>one and she was like, I really like the older

878
00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:36.000
<v Speaker 4>one too, because it's like they're trying to figure out

879
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:37.679
<v Speaker 4>what's going on, and I was like, holy shit, you're

880
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.880
<v Speaker 4>getting old kid, goddamn. So I sat down with her

881
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:42.480
<v Speaker 4>and I watched the first one and I was like,

882
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.119
<v Speaker 4>this is like really good, Like it's really fun. You know.

883
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:49.519
<v Speaker 4>It's about these kids. They get stuck in Jurassic World basically,

884
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:52.679
<v Speaker 4>and they get left behind on He's the new Blar.

885
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:55.559
<v Speaker 4>Everyone leaves, you know, like the Chris bat movie. Everyone

886
00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:57.400
<v Speaker 4>gets off the island, but these six kids are left

887
00:45:57.440 --> 00:45:59.840
<v Speaker 4>there and they're left like six months and they have

888
00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:02.639
<v Speaker 4>to fight their way off the island and it's really interesting.

889
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:07.000
<v Speaker 4>And then the the Critacean period one comes out afterwards,

890
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:09.840
<v Speaker 4>and that's where they're they're all hunted by someone trying

891
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:11.360
<v Speaker 4>to cover up the tracks of what happened to when

892
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:14.239
<v Speaker 4>they were kids, and they've like trained dinosaurs to go

893
00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:18.039
<v Speaker 4>hunt people down and ship and it's wild. It's pretty cool.

894
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.280
<v Speaker 2>You got another cartoon for us though, No, actually it's

895
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:23.559
<v Speaker 2>a Shifting Gears.

896
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 1>It's the new Tim Allen Show with Yeah, with Katine.

897
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:30.119
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking it's funny, dude, and it's like it's just

898
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:34.760
<v Speaker 1>the right amount of uh, we'll just say it. Republican

899
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:38.639
<v Speaker 1>and Democrat fucking combining, like battling it out like woke

900
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:43.119
<v Speaker 1>and woken, old school you know, uh, just shut the

901
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:44.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck up and deal with it kind of attitude, because

902
00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:46.719
<v Speaker 1>that's what Tim Allen is. You know, Tim Allen's like

903
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:50.960
<v Speaker 1>that man's that old school man's man. Right, It's but

904
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.039
<v Speaker 1>it's good, it's fun.

905
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Love it, Uh, my last one that we recently just started.

906
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.679
<v Speaker 2>If you like history, if you like a little bit

907
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.519
<v Speaker 2>of miss you're like a little treasure hunting, and you

908
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:08.559
<v Speaker 2>also like the Skinwalker kind of theory, cryptid thing. I

909
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:11.079
<v Speaker 2>know that this show is gonna have zero fucking payoff.

910
00:47:11.360 --> 00:47:12.639
<v Speaker 3>I know it.

911
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.519
<v Speaker 2>There's five seasons. I don't know what it originally aired on,

912
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.440
<v Speaker 2>but I know it's gonna have zero payoff. But it

913
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:20.599
<v Speaker 2>still has hooked me enough, and my wife is totally

914
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:23.960
<v Speaker 2>into it. But it's called Mystery of blind Frog Ranch.

915
00:47:25.559 --> 00:47:30.239
<v Speaker 2>And so it's this interesting this Texas oil tycoon who

916
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:36.880
<v Speaker 2>multi millionaire right sold his company, bought land that's like

917
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:42.880
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes from Skinwalker Ranch in Utah. And this land

918
00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:47.239
<v Speaker 2>has a cavern system that has been flooded, and inside

919
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:51.840
<v Speaker 2>the cavern system though they have found gold. And they

920
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.559
<v Speaker 2>also got into this one spot. This is in the

921
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:57.280
<v Speaker 2>first couple episodes. That doesn't spoil anything. We're still only

922
00:47:57.320 --> 00:48:01.760
<v Speaker 2>like five episodes in. But he gets into this cavern

923
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:04.760
<v Speaker 2>system and there's this huge log structure like a box

924
00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.280
<v Speaker 2>and you can see twine that's holding it together, and

925
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:11.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like somebody purposely flooded this this cavern because there's

926
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:14.119
<v Speaker 2>no water source near it at all, so it's like

927
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:17.719
<v Speaker 2>how it got flooded is also a mystery. But there's

928
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:19.800
<v Speaker 2>weird shit that goes on in the show, like to

929
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:24.239
<v Speaker 2>their equipment, like they constantly get equipment malfunctions, and it's

930
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.719
<v Speaker 2>cool though, Like Mystery of blind Frog Ranch so far

931
00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:29.639
<v Speaker 2>is pretty fucking cool. I'm into it. I know, like

932
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:32.400
<v Speaker 2>that whole Skull Island show that caught me for like

933
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:35.159
<v Speaker 2>two seasons and I realized, like they're never gonna find treasure,

934
00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:37.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure this will be the same fucking thing,

935
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:38.719
<v Speaker 2>but it's still entertaining.

936
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:41.239
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so I'm in.

937
00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:43.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm in it. I'm in it, I'm in it. I'm

938
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:46.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm interested. I think it'll be a zero payoff, but it

939
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:52.079
<v Speaker 2>will still be fun for the time being. Yeah, they

940
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:55.880
<v Speaker 2>actually found some Spanish fucking coin and it actually it

941
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:02.400
<v Speaker 2>actually dates historically though that the the Spanish. Uh, some

942
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:07.599
<v Speaker 2>Spanish gold was stolen by Indians of Mexico right and

943
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:11.960
<v Speaker 2>came up to that Utah territory area and buried it

944
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:14.920
<v Speaker 2>to hide it from the Spanish. And so they've actually

945
00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:17.840
<v Speaker 2>found a Spanish coin on this ranch in the sight

946
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:21.079
<v Speaker 2>that they're digging, and it was it was pretty cool.

947
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:26.000
<v Speaker 2>So I'm sure it was playing kind of hidden you

948
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:28.760
<v Speaker 2>just like it's that national treasure, feeling like I'm all in,

949
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:33.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm sold, I'm in, I'm in. So all right, we

950
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:35.719
<v Speaker 2>I think we got time for like one more big

951
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:40.199
<v Speaker 2>fucking thing. What else we got stone when we're not muted?

952
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:44.719
<v Speaker 4>My apologies. Give the choice to you, gens. Do you

953
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:46.119
<v Speaker 4>want to do the hold in the water? You want

954
00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:47.599
<v Speaker 4>to listen and don't judge?

955
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:49.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, I want the hold in the water.

956
00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we're doing the dark joke, So hold in

957
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:52.920
<v Speaker 1>the water.

958
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Get So, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take

959
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:58.000
<v Speaker 4>turns and one of us is gonna say a joke.

960
00:49:58.159 --> 00:49:59.639
<v Speaker 4>The other two of us are gonna hold water in

961
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:02.760
<v Speaker 4>rm out. And if you can hold the water in

962
00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:06.159
<v Speaker 4>your mouth and not spit it out, you're good. And

963
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:08.280
<v Speaker 4>then whoever spits out the wire the most, it's a

964
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:09.000
<v Speaker 4>fucking loser.

965
00:50:11.639 --> 00:50:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Go ahead them.

966
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:16.119
<v Speaker 1>We need to immediately put a disclaimer out right now.

967
00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 1>So if you are listening to this, uh, please understand

968
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.679
<v Speaker 1>that these are jokes. These are for comedic purposes. We

969
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:28.159
<v Speaker 1>didn't write them. We didn't write them. We just found them. Uh.

970
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:30.760
<v Speaker 4>Some of all the Nazi jokes, they were written by Dome.

971
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.079
<v Speaker 4>So but he's allowed Yeah, he's allowed to. Yeah.

972
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Some of these some of these jokes were found in

973
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:38.920
<v Speaker 1>the deepest, darkest parts of Reddit.

974
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Just so, jokes that I sent to dome today that

975
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:45.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, there's no way I could say these, like.

976
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:47.679
<v Speaker 1>I told, and I told him that one of his

977
00:50:47.800 --> 00:50:50.519
<v Speaker 1>jokes was close to the same level. The other one

978
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:52.119
<v Speaker 1>was in the basement of the house that I was

979
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:57.199
<v Speaker 1>living in with my jokes. So let's just make it

980
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:57.880
<v Speaker 1>very clear.

981
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:00.559
<v Speaker 3>So the question, stoney, are not.

982
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.000
<v Speaker 1>We are in no way, shape or form promoting any

983
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:07.039
<v Speaker 1>of the jokes that we say. We do not condone

984
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:10.639
<v Speaker 1>the behavior and said jokes that we say they are

985
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:18.840
<v Speaker 1>for comedic purposes. Only laugh or get the fuck out.

986
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:21.960
<v Speaker 1>This is your chance to get the fuck out if

987
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:23.760
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to I hope you enjoyed.

988
00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:25.920
<v Speaker 2>The last fifty minutes of this episode. If you want

989
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:27.880
<v Speaker 2>the next ten minutes of riot, stick around.

990
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:30.159
<v Speaker 3>If you don't sign off, we'll see you next week.

991
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:30.760
<v Speaker 4>We were.

992
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:34.119
<v Speaker 1>We will not be offended by you stopping the podcast

993
00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:35.079
<v Speaker 1>right now. That's fine.

994
00:51:35.880 --> 00:51:40.320
<v Speaker 4>Free will is enough. You can exercise just like we are.

995
00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Exercise that hasn't hurt oh roasted.

996
00:51:46.480 --> 00:51:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Everyone has officially been warned. Let's get started.

997
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:51.119
<v Speaker 3>How are we doing?

998
00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:53.639
<v Speaker 2>So? Domini actually counted while we were waiting for you.

999
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Stone Domini each have eleven Not that we need to

1000
00:51:57.000 --> 00:52:00.559
<v Speaker 2>do that many, but we somehow ironically both have eleven lets.

1001
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Eight sounds good, eight each.

1002
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so how are we doing this? Is it

1003
00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:08.920
<v Speaker 2>just like are you gonna say a bunch of yours?

1004
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Or are we just going like we're gonna round robbing it?

1005
00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Or how are we doing it?

1006
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.960
<v Speaker 4>You know? We could go like one at a time,

1007
00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:20.039
<v Speaker 4>you know. Okay, we'll have starts first, so then don't

1008
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:21.519
<v Speaker 4>and I will go ahead and hold water in her

1009
00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:23.440
<v Speaker 4>mouth and then you just fire him off.

1010
00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:25.360
<v Speaker 3>All right, let's start. Let's start light.

1011
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.679
<v Speaker 2>I see domes ready, he's swishing around. Stone is taking

1012
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:33.480
<v Speaker 2>a drink. Okay, so my my epileptic girlfriend is terrible

1013
00:52:33.480 --> 00:52:35.719
<v Speaker 2>in bed, but on my birthday she likes to spice

1014
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:37.239
<v Speaker 2>things up and we use a strobe light.

1015
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Do I keep going? Oh, okay, I'm just swallowed. Sorry,

1016
00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:49.159
<v Speaker 1>first time in my life.

1017
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Ye shocker, yeah right, it's the first time you swallowed.

1018
00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Gotta jokes right themselves?

1019
00:52:59.239 --> 00:52:59.639
<v Speaker 4>All right?

1020
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:02.519
<v Speaker 2>How do you know Princess Diana used head and shoulders?

1021
00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:04.559
<v Speaker 2>He found it on the dashboard?

1022
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.280
<v Speaker 4>Who oh my god?

1023
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:20.960
<v Speaker 3>All right, did you just treat the same water? Dead baby?

1024
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:21.400
<v Speaker 4>Why not.

1025
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:30.840
<v Speaker 3>Mark that clip?

1026
00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:32.679
<v Speaker 4>All right?

1027
00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:33.320
<v Speaker 3>Next one?

1028
00:53:34.679 --> 00:53:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just swallow because everywhere.

1029
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:39.280
<v Speaker 3>Go ahead and take another swig.

1030
00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:42.440
<v Speaker 4>Does that mean he loses too? Yes?

1031
00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:43.320
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely?

1032
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:47.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, somebody on their kick out?

1033
00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:50.880
<v Speaker 3>What do you call a woman's version of tea bagging?

1034
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Flapping Chino? Two?

1035
00:53:58.360 --> 00:53:58.519
<v Speaker 1>Two?

1036
00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:05.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh man?

1037
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.639
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna tell a joke about jonestown, but the

1038
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:12.800
<v Speaker 2>punch line was too long. But so, what's the difference

1039
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:16.360
<v Speaker 2>between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric

1040
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Clapton would never drop a bag of cocaine out of

1041
00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:18.679
<v Speaker 2>a window?

1042
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:22.760
<v Speaker 4>Oh oh?

1043
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:25.480
<v Speaker 2>What is Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

1044
00:54:26.199 --> 00:54:28.679
<v Speaker 2>M They both have had a downy junior.

1045
00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:31.880
<v Speaker 3>Inside is that. What are yours?

1046
00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:32.599
<v Speaker 4>Nomm?

1047
00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

1048
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:36.079
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

1049
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Do you guys know why black people hate aspirin? M

1050
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:42.079
<v Speaker 2>because they have to pick the cotton first to get

1051
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:51.440
<v Speaker 2>to the aspirin. You guys know why Hitler killed himself?

1052
00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:54.239
<v Speaker 2>You got the gas bill?

1053
00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:58.400
<v Speaker 3>M m hmm, I got two more?

1054
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, we said eight, I've got so somebody else

1055
00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:01.159
<v Speaker 2>is up?

1056
00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:06.239
<v Speaker 3>Go for it? I actually do, so we'll do nine.

1057
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:10.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm good to go again, and I'm good to go

1058
00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:13.079
<v Speaker 1>last stone? Do you want to go up next? I

1059
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:17.559
<v Speaker 1>can keep going if you want to break? No, you're good,

1060
00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:18.880
<v Speaker 1>you want to go?

1061
00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:20.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1062
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:30.599
<v Speaker 1>All right, get ready. So I was raping his chick

1063
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:33.039
<v Speaker 1>last night, She starts crying out, Think of my kids,

1064
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Think of my kids.

1065
00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:45.559
<v Speaker 5>She's just kinky bitch. I'll give you a second.

1066
00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I love the sound of kids falling down the stairs.

1067
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:52.039
<v Speaker 1>A daughter asks her dad if she can have a

1068
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:55.599
<v Speaker 1>sleepover with her girlfriends, to which he agrees. Later in

1069
00:55:55.639 --> 00:55:58.239
<v Speaker 1>the night, the dad overhears them playing truth or dare

1070
00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:02.880
<v Speaker 1>It was the daughter turn She says truth. Her friend

1071
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:05.199
<v Speaker 1>asks when was the last time you had an orgasm?

1072
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:07.760
<v Speaker 1>She says, I don't know, about three days ago. The

1073
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:09.679
<v Speaker 1>dad bursts in and says I knew you were fucking

1074
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:17.840
<v Speaker 1>faking it last night. What's pink? Six inches long? And

1075
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:20.320
<v Speaker 1>made my wife cry when I put it in her mouth?

1076
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Her miscarriage, you know what. I'm sure you guys have

1077
00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:33.159
<v Speaker 1>heard ones about child's like jokes with child's with aids,

1078
00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:36.199
<v Speaker 1>you know, but they just don't ever get old. So

1079
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:40.119
<v Speaker 1>how about this one? What's black and six feet under?

1080
00:56:41.360 --> 00:56:49.639
<v Speaker 1>The kid with aids goes, swallow, bitch, don't counts.

1081
00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:51.440
<v Speaker 4>All right.

1082
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:54.800
<v Speaker 1>A man gets on a bus sits next to this

1083
00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:58.199
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous nun. Immediately he asks if he could have sex

1084
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:01.559
<v Speaker 1>with the nun? Right, of course, she says no, She's

1085
00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:04.360
<v Speaker 1>very polite. She gets off at the next stop. So

1086
00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the man goes up to the bus driver and says, hey,

1087
00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:09.440
<v Speaker 1>can you help me sleep with this nun like she's

1088
00:57:09.639 --> 00:57:11.639
<v Speaker 1>She was gorgeous and I really want to fuck her.

1089
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:15.320
<v Speaker 1>The bus driver says, well, she shows up every night

1090
00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:17.480
<v Speaker 1>at the cemetery about eight o'clock and she prays for

1091
00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.599
<v Speaker 1>one of her loved ones. I bet if you dressed

1092
00:57:19.639 --> 00:57:22.000
<v Speaker 1>up like God you might be able to fool her.

1093
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:24.360
<v Speaker 1>So the next night, the man shows up the cemetery

1094
00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:27.119
<v Speaker 1>dressed up like God, sees the nun and says, hey,

1095
00:57:27.800 --> 00:57:31.280
<v Speaker 1>if you want to eat heaven, all you gotta do

1096
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:34.719
<v Speaker 1>is fuck me. The dun eagerly replies, okay, but I

1097
00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:37.360
<v Speaker 1>only like anal. So he fucks the shit out of

1098
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>her in the ass, and right as he finishes, he goes, haha,

1099
00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:42.760
<v Speaker 1>this is me the guy from the bus. Right after

1100
00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:46.719
<v Speaker 1>he reveals himself, the bus driver says, huh, got you.

1101
00:57:54.840 --> 00:57:55.559
<v Speaker 4>I just call that one.

1102
00:57:55.559 --> 00:57:56.239
<v Speaker 3>I was getting too old.

1103
00:57:58.119 --> 00:58:04.119
<v Speaker 1>You're ready. This white woman meets this handsome black man

1104
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:06.199
<v Speaker 1>at the bar. They have a few drinks and she

1105
00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:08.760
<v Speaker 1>takes him home and at the door, she leans in,

1106
00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:11.519
<v Speaker 1>slowly grabs his dick and says, hey, why don't you

1107
00:58:11.559 --> 00:58:13.719
<v Speaker 1>prove to me what they say about black man is true?

1108
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:23.199
<v Speaker 1>So he stabbed her and stole her purse. So Hitler's

1109
00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:26.239
<v Speaker 1>at this meeting and he says, we will kill six

1110
00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:30.719
<v Speaker 1>million Jews and a clown. Someone immediately says why the clown.

1111
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Hitler says, I told you no one cared about the Jews. Hey,

1112
00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:41.000
<v Speaker 1>how do you fit four gay men on one stool?

1113
00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:44.719
<v Speaker 1>He turned the stool upside down? How do you get

1114
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:52.920
<v Speaker 1>him off? Shake it? Last one and you're ready. Who

1115
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:57.039
<v Speaker 1>are the fastest readers in the world. The people in

1116
00:58:57.079 --> 00:58:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the Towers at nine to eleven, they made it through

1117
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:04.679
<v Speaker 1>eighty stories and eleven seconds. Well done, boys, well done.

1118
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Well I do want it while before we get the

1119
00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:10.840
<v Speaker 2>refresher the one I left off on that I was

1120
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:13.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna say, he just goes with a racing I just

1121
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:16.880
<v Speaker 2>like it. It's it's fun because it's not really racist,

1122
00:59:16.880 --> 00:59:19.519
<v Speaker 2>but it is. Why are Americans good at the Rubik's

1123
00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:25.599
<v Speaker 2>Cube because we love separating colors? Mm hmm, yeah, that

1124
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:30.400
<v Speaker 2>the the Hitler one. I've seen that joke recently, but

1125
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:32.000
<v Speaker 2>it was with a cat, not a clown. But it

1126
00:59:32.039 --> 00:59:35.880
<v Speaker 2>was the same exact same joke, same joke. See, nobody

1127
00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:36.400
<v Speaker 2>cares about the.

1128
00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:43.119
<v Speaker 3>Juice, they don't. All right, let's go stones up here

1129
00:59:43.159 --> 00:59:49.639
<v Speaker 3>we go, ready, m all right?

1130
00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:53.239
<v Speaker 4>Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when

1131
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:55.599
<v Speaker 4>a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them.

1132
00:59:55.960 --> 00:59:59.000
<v Speaker 4>One old lady immediately had a stroke, the other one

1133
00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:06.280
<v Speaker 4>couldn't quite rea. A vampire walks into a bar and

1134
01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:09.280
<v Speaker 4>asks the bartender for a glass of boiling water. Bartender asks,

1135
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:11.280
<v Speaker 4>I thought you only drank blood, And the vampire pulls

1136
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.679
<v Speaker 4>out of tampon and says, I'm just having some tea.

1137
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.920
<v Speaker 4>And every day Johnny walks by the same group of

1138
01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:20.760
<v Speaker 4>prostitutes on his way to school. Every day they say

1139
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:23.599
<v Speaker 4>hello and wave their pinkies at him. One day, Johnny

1140
01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:26.119
<v Speaker 4>stops and asks, why do you always wave your pinkies

1141
01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:28.800
<v Speaker 4>at me? One replies, because that's how big we think

1142
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:31.519
<v Speaker 4>your penis is. The next day he walks to school

1143
01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:33.840
<v Speaker 4>and the women say hello, waving their pinkies. Giant turns

1144
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:36.199
<v Speaker 4>to them, puts his fingers in the mouth, stretches the

1145
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:40.559
<v Speaker 4>why is it, and go and says hello, ladies, Wide

1146
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:43.519
<v Speaker 4>said Agenda Joe. For those of you listening, all right,

1147
01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:50.119
<v Speaker 4>how can you tell a Porto Rican girl is pregnant?

1148
01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:51.599
<v Speaker 1>Check her pulse?

1149
01:00:56.880 --> 01:01:00.840
<v Speaker 4>It might be my favorite on this list. God, what

1150
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:09.239
<v Speaker 4>did Nalis say to Simba Hakuna matatas? Yeah? Why did

1151
01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:14.119
<v Speaker 4>the sperm cross the road because I put on the

1152
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:15.599
<v Speaker 4>wrong sock this morning?

1153
01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 3>Ooh crusty, No, water's getting old?

1154
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:40.360
<v Speaker 4>M hm, he me get ref There we go. How

1155
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.559
<v Speaker 4>does one work at dis when one supports the goods?

1156
01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:50.519
<v Speaker 4>Which makes sense why women work there now? Because trans

1157
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:56.559
<v Speaker 4>is a thing. There was a man and a woman

1158
01:01:56.599 --> 01:01:59.000
<v Speaker 4>alone in an elevator. The man says to the woman,

1159
01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:06.000
<v Speaker 4>excuse me, can I smell your pussy? Offended off, the

1160
01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:09.599
<v Speaker 4>woman says to the man. No content with her answer,

1161
01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:12.199
<v Speaker 4>the man says to the woman, then it must be

1162
01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:12.760
<v Speaker 4>your feet.

1163
01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:18.159
<v Speaker 3>I had to give a.

1164
01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:27.920
<v Speaker 4>Shout out to one of my favorite comedians for this joke.

1165
01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:32.639
<v Speaker 4>My wife fell into a coma and I was talking

1166
01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:34.119
<v Speaker 4>with the doctor about how to bring her out of

1167
01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:36.960
<v Speaker 4>the coma, and the doctor says, I don't know. There's

1168
01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:39.119
<v Speaker 4>one technique we've been exploring for years, but no one's

1169
01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:43.840
<v Speaker 4>brave to try it, and that's the act of oral sex.

1170
01:02:44.440 --> 01:02:46.880
<v Speaker 4>God damn, do you think it's gonna work? Doctor says,

1171
01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:48.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. You might want to give it a try.

1172
01:02:49.159 --> 01:02:51.400
<v Speaker 4>And I went into the room and immediately came back

1173
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:53.760
<v Speaker 4>in and said, doctor, she's choking. I don't know what

1174
01:02:53.800 --> 01:03:00.840
<v Speaker 4>to do. Shout out nor McDonald, alright, p Homy. The

1175
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:04.320
<v Speaker 4>Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on

1176
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:07.519
<v Speaker 4>a buffalo hunt. When they stop and rest, Tonto places

1177
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:12.639
<v Speaker 4>his ear on the ground and listens, buffalo come. Tanto says, well,

1178
01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:19.639
<v Speaker 4>how do you know that? Asks the Lone Ranger ear sticky,

1179
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:23.119
<v Speaker 4>which part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat.

1180
01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:38.360
<v Speaker 4>The fucking wheelchair. Goddamn, goddamn, I think I'm an eight.

1181
01:03:38.599 --> 01:03:44.760
<v Speaker 4>Maybe man walks up to a lady at Hogwarts and says,

1182
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:47.159
<v Speaker 4>are you in Slytherin? I hope so, because I really

1183
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:49.800
<v Speaker 4>want you to slither into my chamber of secrets. And

1184
01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:51.719
<v Speaker 4>she says, isn't that supposed to be the other way around?

1185
01:03:53.239 --> 01:03:55.440
<v Speaker 4>And he says, no, it's twenty twenty five.

1186
01:03:56.079 --> 01:03:56.920
<v Speaker 1>It is what it is.

1187
01:04:01.400 --> 01:04:06.440
<v Speaker 4>What's the difference between you two and an egg? Oh?

1188
01:04:06.480 --> 01:04:08.599
<v Speaker 4>There it is. The egg gets laid.

1189
01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah solid, Holy shit.

1190
01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:15.599
<v Speaker 3>You guys know how you're at a gay barbecue.

1191
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:17.199
<v Speaker 4>I'm there.

1192
01:04:17.239 --> 01:04:23.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hot dog tastes like shit, it's fair. I love it.

1193
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:24.360
<v Speaker 3>That's a good one.

1194
01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:24.679
<v Speaker 1>I was.

1195
01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:25.400
<v Speaker 3>I was really scared.

1196
01:04:25.440 --> 01:04:27.880
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna spew water all over my screen there

1197
01:04:28.079 --> 01:04:31.320
<v Speaker 2>so purposely like holding down that way, that way. I

1198
01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.320
<v Speaker 2>just shot it on my floor, like shot it to Jake.

1199
01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Just fucking spew on the floor the floor.

1200
01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:38.559
<v Speaker 4>Fuck it? Who cares?

1201
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:42.960
<v Speaker 2>All Right, Well, yeah, maybe we'll throw the little uh

1202
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:46.400
<v Speaker 2>next on my rundown next week, we'll throw the we

1203
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:48.960
<v Speaker 2>listen and we don't judge onto that rundown.

1204
01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:51.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do that.

1205
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.199
<v Speaker 2>So I think I had the number right before you

1206
01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:56.360
<v Speaker 2>join their stone. Dad's on dake. We'll have SOE one

1207
01:04:56.480 --> 01:05:00.480
<v Speaker 2>sixty two. Y's right cause you guys next week, peace

1208
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:01.280
<v Speaker 2>out later.

1209
01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:07.280
<v Speaker 1>That's out here, guys. How many feminists does it take

1210
01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:08.400
<v Speaker 1>to change a light bulb?

1211
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:11.519
<v Speaker 4>None of these one can do the job.

1212
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, none, because famous feminists can't change ship.

1213
01:05:14.599 --> 01:05:17.880
<v Speaker 4>It's true. It's true that they're doing a good thing

1214
01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:18.760
<v Speaker 4>with the trans movement.

1215
01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:22.480
<v Speaker 3>Thomas