Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on dayclok. Parental discussion is advised mature
Speaker 1: content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: Hey, Dom, So I just replaced my rooster with a duck,
Speaker 2: so now I wake up at the quack of dan.
Speaker 1: I like that one.
Speaker 2: I saw it on Instagram and it's got a picture
Speaker 2: of a rooster duck. Yeah, combo, yeah, cryptid if you will,
Speaker 2: and it's just on this little perch, just fucking quacking,
Speaker 2: presumably quacking.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. I like it. I used to work
Speaker 1: with a guy who used to say he wakes up
Speaker 1: at the crack of dawn every morning, and that's because
Speaker 1: his wife was named Dawn.
Speaker 3: I love it. That's funny. That's funny, all right.
Speaker 2: Well, das on Dagos episode one sixty two, I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 2: but Stone's not here to confirm that, so I'm known.
Speaker 1: I'm done. Chris, that was stoned that you.
Speaker 3: Guys have stuck. Well, we have no clue where Stone is.
Speaker 2: Either he's going to pop into this thing or not,
Speaker 2: so we've we've been waiting around.
Speaker 3: Haven't heard a word.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: We hope he's alive. I'm sure he's alive, but I
Speaker 2: just haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1: So he would be in a self induced coma at
Speaker 1: the moment. We don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe a chepicabo got him, I mean southwest. You know,
Speaker 2: it's possible, if it's if it's.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if Trump caught the chepicabra, would he send it
Speaker 1: back to Mexico?
Speaker 2: I guess he'd have to look up the origin and like,
Speaker 2: if the origin is truly Mexico, Yeah, then send his
Speaker 2: ass back, right.
Speaker 1: So he'd have to do a twenty three and me test.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it turns out he's Canadian.
Speaker 3: Ship he's a brown Canadian.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever seen one. They exist.
Speaker 3: Did you heard a p K su ban? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 1: This is the weirdest. Have you ever heard him talk?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't stand it. Yeah, he's a he's because
Speaker 2: he's an analyst on ESPN for hockey, and there's something
Speaker 2: about him. I just I don't like it. It's such
Speaker 2: a weird dynamic too, because it's him. When they go,
Speaker 2: it's it's Steve Levy, who's great, always been a great
Speaker 2: for hockey for ESPN. But it's Steve Levy, p K
Speaker 2: su Band, Chris Cellos and Mark Messier like fantastic Cellos
Speaker 2: is a guy that you want to have drinks with
Speaker 2: around a fire pit, like no ship is like you know,
Speaker 2: he's a real one.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, So it's like, yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Cool, cool cool.
Speaker 2: So a stone apparently is joining lost track of time.
Speaker 2: That's what we does to you.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's fine. We're just gonna keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna keep going. So dad stories I have,
Speaker 2: I have a small one here. Let me pull up
Speaker 2: my little note so I don't forget any part of this, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I have this is a pet peeve dad story.
Speaker 2: And so it's not really a dad story. It's more
Speaker 2: of a just a personal story. It doesn't involve my kids.
Speaker 2: So I have to go to the store and I'm
Speaker 2: getting a pickup order, okay. And so this is a
Speaker 2: multi a multi level anger issue.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: So I'm going through the parking lot, and there's one
Speaker 2: thing I hate about parking lots. The number one I
Speaker 2: think I would hate is I hate how people just
Speaker 2: walk in the crosswalk like their assumption is I have
Speaker 2: the right of way, that's the rule, and the rule
Speaker 2: is not the rule. If I'm already in the crosswalk,
Speaker 2: I don't have to stop for you. I will because
Speaker 2: I don't want to hit you. I don't want to
Speaker 2: hurt her car. But the people that don't even acknowledge cars,
Speaker 2: they just go And it's like, how fucking ignorant do
Speaker 2: you have to be to like just not even look
Speaker 2: and say, yeah, like even look at me and don't
Speaker 2: let me acknowledge you, but at least look. But they
Speaker 2: just come right out and just go like, fun, you
Speaker 2: hit me, hit me.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's bravery. It's not like it's bravery.
Speaker 1: They are just flat out ignorant, and just in Fox,
Speaker 1: they do it with this reckless abandonment, thinking that they're
Speaker 1: fucking just impervious to whatever's coming left or right, and
Speaker 1: that is not the case.
Speaker 2: Yes, So so ignorance continues. So then I go to
Speaker 2: pull into the spot and Safeway only has six spots
Speaker 2: for pickup. Yeah, five of the six are taken, okay, yep,
Speaker 2: and the one who's in spot two.
Speaker 3: Spot three is open.
Speaker 2: However, Spot two is taking up a quarter of spot three,
Speaker 2: and so I'm like, okay, I'm just going to back
Speaker 2: into the space over here. And once they get out,
Speaker 2: because they're actually putting groceries in their car, so they're
Speaker 2: one of this is another level of ignorance. They're another person.
Speaker 2: It's not a person from Safeway putting groceries in the car.
Speaker 2: They're putting groceries in their car. So they took a
Speaker 2: spot even though they're not doing a pickup, along with
Speaker 2: two other vehicles that are empty that are inside shopping.
Speaker 2: So now my ignorant level is just skyrocketing at this point.
Speaker 2: You're right, yes, and so I'm not the type to
Speaker 2: usually call out people, right, but the next but but
Speaker 2: you have to get me to that level. But once
Speaker 2: you reach that level, I am now going to be
Speaker 2: the nastiest person that I can fucking be. Right, So
Speaker 2: I get I get to this level with this next
Speaker 2: part that happens. This broad closes her door, moves her
Speaker 2: cart to the middle of the spot that's open, gets
Speaker 2: in the car, and backs out.
Speaker 3: But wait for it, wait for it. The spot she puts.
Speaker 2: The cart in is the spot that's right next to
Speaker 2: the cart return. So as she gets in and she's
Speaker 2: pulling out, I'm waiting to pull in and she sees it,
Speaker 2: and I rolled down my window and I'm like, you,
Speaker 2: fat fucking piece of shit. Wait to be a fat
Speaker 2: fucking piece of shit. Get the fuck out of this
Speaker 2: parking lot and she's just driving by. She didn't even
Speaker 2: give me the finger, her windows down and my windows down.
Speaker 2: I know she hears me, and she's just like focused
Speaker 2: laser eyes going straight ahead. Like my ignorance level had
Speaker 2: just gone through the roof with all of those steps,
Speaker 2: but then that last piece of like, so you're taking
Speaker 2: a spot for somebody who's doing a pickup order, and
Speaker 2: you're taking up two spots with your car as you're
Speaker 2: putting in your groceries, and then you leave your fucking
Speaker 2: cart in the spot and back out and leave, and
Speaker 2: the cart is right next to the cart return.
Speaker 3: It's not like your way down the way where I
Speaker 3: could give you some sympathy.
Speaker 4: You're you.
Speaker 3: It's literally right there.
Speaker 1: It's less than six feet at that point, yeah, because
Speaker 1: the space is the spaces are eight feet wide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's less than six feet.
Speaker 2: So I didn't have my kids with me, Otherwise my
Speaker 2: daughter would have been yelling at me that I was
Speaker 2: saying lots of bad words. Yeah, And I like to
Speaker 2: I like to entice her because that's the person I am.
Speaker 2: Because I'm like, I didn't say anything bad. And then
Speaker 2: she says yes you did, and then she'll say the
Speaker 2: word that I said and you can't say that, So.
Speaker 1: I I that drives me nuts because that's entitlement at
Speaker 1: its finest. Like, Okay, first off, I want to I
Speaker 1: want to say this. I think that every grocery store
Speaker 1: should have done things better with where they put their
Speaker 1: their designated spots for that exact purpose. Okay, Well, like.
Speaker 2: Walmart has like thirty six spots, so it's not a
Speaker 2: big deal if something it takes.
Speaker 1: A and and the and I will say one thing
Speaker 1: about Walmart is they put them all the way on
Speaker 1: one end, Yeah, in one specific sort away from the
Speaker 1: way from all the entrances. Both of our fucking grocery
Speaker 1: stores put them at the most prime spots, yeah, for
Speaker 1: both handicap and regular people.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and that, that to me, I think was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: They they could have at the safeway that's closest to you.
Speaker 1: They could have put them in that single row that's
Speaker 1: by itself over like in front of the Dollar General
Speaker 1: or Dollar Tree or whatever it is that's right there.
Speaker 1: There's a row of just one single spots. Right, there's
Speaker 1: like seven or eight of them. It's just one row.
Speaker 1: It's not doubled up face to face, and that would
Speaker 1: have been out of the way and so much better.
Speaker 2: And I actually this, this whole thing gave me a
Speaker 2: great idea that I now want to start playing the
Speaker 2: lottery for other reasons too, But I want to open
Speaker 2: a grocery store, and I want that pickup section to
Speaker 2: be the fuck around and find out section. And I
Speaker 2: want some guy like that I can't remember his name,
Speaker 2: but that bodyguard for the Philadelphia Eagles, that big dude,
Speaker 2: big ball dude he wants with the coach. He's just
Speaker 2: an asshole. I want him. I want to personally hire him.
Speaker 2: And he'll have a tow truck that just says like
Speaker 2: fuck your shit on the license plate. And all he's
Speaker 2: there to do is monitor people that pull into those spots,
Speaker 2: get out of their car and walk in, and then
Speaker 2: he toes them. But he doesn't tow him to like
Speaker 2: a toe yard or anything like that. He towes them
Speaker 2: to the other side of the parking lot and just
Speaker 2: parks their car and then comes back, so you have
Speaker 2: no clue where your car's at.
Speaker 1: And he needs to park it appropriately so it looks
Speaker 1: like a normal car, like it's not at a place
Speaker 1: all crooked and shit like that way you can notice it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fantastic idea.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm just like, yeah, I'm just saying, how was
Speaker 3: your weird for it?
Speaker 1: It was good? Actually, my my wig was busy, chaotic.
Speaker 1: My weekend was somewhat fun ish. Enjoyed watching Kansas City
Speaker 1: cocksuckers lose, and then was quickly reminded why I hate
Speaker 1: every single Philadelphia Eagle fan out there by the hot
Speaker 1: garbage attitude and the way they act, speaking of entitled douchebags.
Speaker 1: But hey, you know what, man, it's worth it. And
Speaker 1: to see the chiefs fucking lose, mahomes get.
Speaker 2: At least they're consistent. Oh well, you know they never
Speaker 2: they never sway like win or lose. That city was
Speaker 2: going down, dude, dude, and everybody knew it. There's three
Speaker 2: things that you know were gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Rioting, looting, and a handicapped kid in a fucking wheelchair
Speaker 1: was getting was getting carried throughout the city.
Speaker 3: Which did happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, you know, I do feel I do
Speaker 1: feel a little bit badcause there was a death when
Speaker 1: they won the AFC or the NFC Championship. I guess
Speaker 1: some kid was trying to climb up fucking poll and
Speaker 1: he fell and ended up dying. I feel bad condolences
Speaker 1: to his family, But you know, that's that's the definition
Speaker 1: of fuck around to find out, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you play stupid games, win stupid prizes, so that yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, Other than that, it was it was
Speaker 1: pretty basic ship man. You know, had a little bit
Speaker 1: of illness kind of run through the family. On my end,
Speaker 1: both my daughters still have coughs, which kind of suck,
Speaker 1: but no fevers anymore. All that shit's gone, so that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody like join in. I don't know who
Speaker 1: it is. I think it might be Casper.
Speaker 3: It's another crypt the tuop of Cobra spit him back
Speaker 3: up on the carpet like a hairball. We actually discussed that.
Speaker 3: We discussed that.
Speaker 2: We said, I if Trump found the cup of Cobra,
Speaker 2: would he deported ass?
Speaker 3: All right, so Stone's here? How was your week?
Speaker 4: Stne Apologies for my startiness. Definitely lost track of time today.
Speaker 4: The weekend was fun. Went over to girlfriend stepdad's house
Speaker 4: and watched the game. And yeah, I mean in like typical,
Speaker 4: like need to change the script fashion because everybody's onto it.
Speaker 4: It was just a smash and grab. So it was
Speaker 4: like all right, cool, and you could just see it
Speaker 4: in all their faces too. They were just like, damn,
Speaker 4: we had such a great year going on and then
Speaker 4: oh no, oops a daisy. It was like Lassie got shot. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was it was and you know, like Travis was like,
Speaker 4: this is gonna be my last season. I want to
Speaker 4: end on a high note. And you could just see
Speaker 4: his face him leaving through the to the fucking all
Speaker 4: field deals like this, this isn't play out how I
Speaker 4: wanted it to go. This is gonna suck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually think that all of this and the week
Speaker 1: leading up to it, and every every fucking analyst out there,
Speaker 1: and all the interviews that had that happened with Kansas
Speaker 1: City and their players, I think it solidified the fact
Speaker 1: that there was rigged because there were too many people
Speaker 1: making mention of it, and there were too many analysts
Speaker 1: City players tho, including Kansas City players like like Travis
Speaker 1: Kelsey himself going oh, why does everybody have to focus
Speaker 1: on it? I can't believe you guys are making it,
Speaker 1: making it a big deal, and that to me, tells
Speaker 1: me that the NFL went to him and today, guess
Speaker 1: what fuck are You're losing. You're losing because we have
Speaker 1: to fuck you like and they knew ahead of and
Speaker 1: they knew ahead of time, and I think I think
Speaker 1: that's why they were irritating.
Speaker 2: Call that call Goodell has to make to Patrick, He's like,
Speaker 2: hey man, sorry, we can't give help in the in
Speaker 2: this Kermit the Frog, Danny mcride voice.
Speaker 4: On the field, We're going to do our best, dude's
Speaker 4: best game ever. And you know I'm just gonna gi
Speaker 4: him amigan.
Speaker 3: Yeah is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Today I woke up. I've been like battling since
Speaker 4: dies in my eye for like the last week, and
Speaker 4: then this morning I had three of them on one
Speaker 4: eyelid and my eye could barely open, and so I
Speaker 4: called out of work and just kind of nursed it.
Speaker 4: I got them all the kind of like pop of conferences,
Speaker 4: and it was just gross dealing with all that. But
Speaker 4: I can at least open my eye decently now, But
Speaker 4: for the rest of the day. I'm never the type
Speaker 4: of person that just like sits down when I'm sick
Speaker 4: or you know, like I'm at a commission, like I'm
Speaker 4: always doing shit. So I did three different fucking college
Speaker 4: classes today, and uh, like I've been fucking hammering it
Speaker 4: like crazy, and dealing with a six year old is
Speaker 4: very needy. So that's been like the bulk of my
Speaker 4: day and like the bulk of my week really, you know.
Speaker 2: So that brings up a great point that I just
Speaker 2: thought of. When you say call out, So for the
Speaker 2: people out there listening, Stone works at home, right, he
Speaker 2: works from home, I should say not but from home.
Speaker 2: So I just think it's finny, like when you call out,
Speaker 2: you gotta be like, hey, I can't make it to
Speaker 2: my computer today.
Speaker 3: It's just I got some shit going on. Travels just
Speaker 3: a different nights. You don't think about, you know, like you.
Speaker 1: Can you use there was an accident in my living room.
Speaker 4: Like my company. When I first started, I was like,
Speaker 4: how are we going to call out? We work from home,
Speaker 4: and my company was like, no, Like, if you can't
Speaker 4: put in you're one hundred percent. We expect you to
Speaker 4: like like you would in the office, like call out,
Speaker 4: just like you would in the office. That's what you
Speaker 4: have sick time four. If you were to do one
Speaker 4: hundred percent of your job, just catch up on it
Speaker 4: tomorrow when you can do one hundred percent. So I
Speaker 4: knew this morning waking up, I could see maybe twenty
Speaker 4: percent out of my fucking eye. And I was like, no, like,
Speaker 4: this is not going to be great. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: be productive. I'm just gonna get mad. I'm probably gonna
Speaker 4: call it halfway through the day. And I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what, fuck, I'm just gonna take the whole
Speaker 4: day so and get a whole.
Speaker 3: Bunch of Yeah, it wasn't a knock on you.
Speaker 2: It was just a comical thought of like I've never
Speaker 2: even really thought about that, you know, like calling out
Speaker 2: here to work from home because my wife works from home,
Speaker 2: and so it's like, but when the kids are sick,
Speaker 2: like she's the one that calls out because she's the
Speaker 2: one that takes care of him, and it's it's just easier,
Speaker 2: or sometimes she doesn't call out, she just still works.
Speaker 2: She just has to find ways around, you know, work work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now there's definitely way more like manageable conditions
Speaker 4: of working sick, working from home versus working in the office. Yeah,
Speaker 4: story time, Like I don't you know, like I really
Speaker 4: call out. I think maybe four or five days out
Speaker 4: of the year, like realistically versus going into the office
Speaker 4: when it was like, you know, way more than that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm definitely like glad to be working from
Speaker 4: home and would never go back to the office because
Speaker 4: the opportunities that I had. But but yeah, it is interesting,
Speaker 4: Like when I first started working, I was like, the fuck,
Speaker 4: We're'm gonna call out of work for it? Fucking work
Speaker 4: on home? The ills this ship.
Speaker 2: If you could, if you could guess, like what cryptid
Speaker 2: would call out of work? Which one do you think
Speaker 2: would be the most like callout?
Speaker 1: Huh Cora, Cora. I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Most cryptids haven't been seen. I mean, you know, sometimes
Speaker 2: you just come up than fucked by half the planet.
Speaker 4: I say that life is a short It's a short life,
Speaker 4: the short, short end of the stick. It's the short
Speaker 4: answer you get. You don't listen to this anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be the yebby one hundred percent, it
Speaker 1: would be agree. He'd be the abominable snow man. He
Speaker 1: would fucking call in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, his snowstorm can't make it.
Speaker 1: Today, I accidentally ate some yellow snow. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I appened.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll throw it to Stone because his
Speaker 2: stone's run down, so he's gonna he's gonna run us
Speaker 2: through the rest of this, So go ahead, Stone.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, I was watching a real the other
Speaker 4: day about cryptids, and I was like, you, it would
Speaker 4: be fun. We haven't done a cryptid thing in a
Speaker 4: long time, and it was something that we had did
Speaker 4: back in the day early and Dad's I think they're
Speaker 4: twenty twenty one, you know. I I have always been
Speaker 4: like really privy to like this the skin Walker cryptids,
Speaker 4: because there's actually been some like weird footage that has
Speaker 4: been covered right where people are like this doesn't make sense, right.
Speaker 4: There's the famous field one where it's kind of like
Speaker 4: sun is setting. There's a guy without a shirt on
Speaker 4: that's just kind of like walking through the field looking
Speaker 4: like definitely looking for people or something, and he's just
Speaker 4: going yepp, but the look on his is like dead right,
Speaker 4: and he's screaming for help, right, and it's so weird.
Speaker 4: And then there's been other ones where people are like
Speaker 4: biking through the forest and you see like someone like
Speaker 4: on their trail like darting for them, like out of nowhere,
Speaker 4: and the look on their face is not nonchalant, like
Speaker 4: they're not trying to make it look like they're there
Speaker 4: for something else, like they're like directly like blining for them.
Speaker 4: You know, there's been a couple of those. I think
Speaker 4: there's like some definitely, and as well the Native American
Speaker 4: folklore about.
Speaker 2: It and super yeah, super super like we have a
Speaker 2: we have a reservation not far from us, about a
Speaker 2: half hour forty minute drive north, and and there's talk
Speaker 2: about skin walkers at that reservation. I mean, it's a
Speaker 2: big thing among the Native Americans one hundred percent. Actually
Speaker 2: to circle back to circle forward, uh later when we're
Speaker 2: talking about shows, one of the shows actually that I've
Speaker 2: been watching involves with skin walkers. Like, so that's a
Speaker 2: good tie in for later. But but back to so
Speaker 2: what you had said was I'm gonna go first on
Speaker 2: this one or was skinwalker your answer just in general
Speaker 2: of like what you're what you've been into. Okay, So
Speaker 2: you had wrote like about like some of our favorite
Speaker 2: cryptids or why And I think I couldn't remember how
Speaker 2: far back because it was it was early episodes like
Speaker 2: inside of fifty, I believe, and I think we had
Speaker 2: discussed it. We did a whole crypti episode. I think
Speaker 2: Dome actually did a game for us, like a cryptied
Speaker 2: game or something like that.
Speaker 3: Right, So I did.
Speaker 2: What I did is I found a cryptid generator and
Speaker 2: it was a spin the wheel, and I said, whatever
Speaker 2: it lands on is what I'm gonna pick. And I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give the seven fans of Dad's on day Quill
Speaker 2: a little blurb about what this is. So what I
Speaker 2: landed on, let me pull this a little bit closer here.
Speaker 2: As you said, no, they all count as one, so
Speaker 2: that's just one listener.
Speaker 3: It's right.
Speaker 2: Joe can't figure out how to get Spotify or iTunes
Speaker 2: the work.
Speaker 4: He's too old, abe, which is a station on AM radio,
Speaker 4: are you guys?
Speaker 2: He's like, come on before or after NPR. So I
Speaker 2: got the Beast of Eggs Moore and it's a large
Speaker 2: wild cat that has been a subject of many sightings
Speaker 2: in the Eggmore National Park in Somerset and Devon, England.
Speaker 2: The beast is often described as a dark colored feline
Speaker 2: that looks like a panther or puma. Some of the sightings.
Speaker 2: First reported sightings of the beast were in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty three, a former South Molten claimed to
Speaker 2: have lost over one hundred sheep to violent throat injuries.
Speaker 2: Also the first time that the first time Middle Eastern
Speaker 2: people moved over there too, so wildlife photographer Sam Aston
Speaker 2: shared an image on Twitter of a black creature with
Speaker 2: a long tail that is said was larger than a
Speaker 2: domestic animal. With some possible explanation. The beast could be
Speaker 2: a big cat that was released into the wild after
Speaker 2: becoming illegal to keep in captivity outside of a zoo.
Speaker 2: It could be that the beast is also misidentified as
Speaker 2: a domestic cat, dog, or deer.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, those are three totally separate looking animals, but
Speaker 2: sure enough, right, it could also be a hybrid species.
Speaker 2: Lack of evidence, though, is despite many sightings, there is
Speaker 2: not very definitive proof of the Beast of Eggsmore exists,
Speaker 2: and a carcass that was once thought to be the
Speaker 2: Beast of Eggsmore was later identified as a dead seal.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, all right, so close, so close.
Speaker 3: But I was like, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I've Actually what I liked about it is I've never
Speaker 2: heard of that cryptid, so I learned something new as well.
Speaker 2: But basically what it is it's basically like a black
Speaker 2: panther kind of a thing. So yeah, so yeah, more
Speaker 2: power Conda forever. What do you got, dumb?
Speaker 1: So my creature is described as kangaroo like with either
Speaker 1: a horse or goat's head, horns, bat like wings, small
Speaker 1: arms with claws, legs with hoofs, and a devil like tail.
Speaker 1: Have you figured it out yet? It's the Jersey Devil.
Speaker 1: This is one that I grew up with. Right, So
Speaker 1: here's why I like it. It's fucking wildly absurd, Okay.
Speaker 1: And it's not just the Jersey Devil and the lore
Speaker 1: behind it that I like. It's the fact that I
Speaker 1: grew up with the shitload of Italians, a Jews and
Speaker 1: a random big fucking personalities always trying to scare me
Speaker 1: with it. But this thing's fucking absurd. It's made up
Speaker 1: of like seven animals true like like, and the craziest
Speaker 1: part about it is that it's supposedly was given birth,
Speaker 1: like a woman gave birth to this thing, Like this
Speaker 1: wasn't something you.
Speaker 3: Met, I mean you.
Speaker 4: Met, I isn't surprise anybody, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: This so supposedly this thing's supposed to between seven and
Speaker 1: ten feet tall, right, it's got a bone chilling growl
Speaker 1: and a high pitch scream. It stems all the way
Speaker 1: back to Native Americans about at least two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty years. There are drawings from the Native Americans that
Speaker 1: depict this type of like dragon like creature that has
Speaker 1: these features. There's reports that like of this thing going
Speaker 1: on rampages and going like just demolishing villages and towns
Speaker 1: and cities. And it always has supposedly a calling card,
Speaker 1: which is an annihilated carcass, like just mutilated carcass that
Speaker 1: gets left wherever it was. Supposedly, there's the popular folklore
Speaker 1: that stems all the way back to seventeen thirty five.
Speaker 1: It tells of a woman known as Mother Leads. She
Speaker 1: got pregnant with her thirteenth child. The pregnancy was not
Speaker 1: planned and the child was not wanted. The delivery of
Speaker 1: the child was complicated, prompting her to scream out, let
Speaker 1: it be the devil. Now we can only accolate why
Speaker 1: the woman would scream out such a horrible wish, but
Speaker 1: it was delivered, it came out, and evidently there were practices,
Speaker 1: like alleged practices of witchcraft in this town, in this time.
Speaker 1: The baby was born an average child, but quickly morphed
Speaker 1: into this devil like creature, constantly growling, screaming, and just
Speaker 1: whipping its tail around right, you know. Still to this
Speaker 1: day people say they see it in the woods and
Speaker 1: the like, some of the marshy swamp lands that are there.
Speaker 1: They're really swamp lands, but they're more just marsh type areas.
Speaker 1: I personally have never seen it. I've never heard anything.
Speaker 1: There are other ghosts and mysterious type things that I
Speaker 1: have encountered in New Jersey as a kid, which we
Speaker 1: can get into those another time. But this one here,
Speaker 1: it's just so outlandish, Like even if I wasn't from
Speaker 1: New Jersey, this this thing is so outlandish of a story.
Speaker 1: For a woman to give birth to a supposed regular
Speaker 1: child that morphs into this fucking kangaroo body shaped thing
Speaker 1: with fucking goat hooves, a horsehead, a goat head wings,
Speaker 1: and a fucking tail like that's that's nuts. That's that's
Speaker 1: nuts to think about, and to think that multiple people
Speaker 1: throughout history have supposedly seen this thing and it's just
Speaker 1: ravenous and vicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it shows that the mushrooms in that area were phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I think like like Circle Back. Though, if I was
Speaker 2: gonna say like my my favorites, I definitely like The
Speaker 2: moth Man because that's got oh yeah, you know a
Speaker 2: lot of shit. But my favorite is probably Bigfoot, just
Speaker 2: hands down, just because it's so realistic feeling like there's
Speaker 2: so much uncovered and undocumented land, not even undocumented, but
Speaker 2: just such dense forestry in other areas, Like there's sometimes
Speaker 2: you could be driving in a forest area and you're
Speaker 2: just like, well, just my go, you can feel mile in,
Speaker 2: you can send like you now in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Anybody who's been in the middle of the forest or
Speaker 1: woods or in the middle of the desert alone at
Speaker 1: night knows that there are still places on land where
Speaker 1: things are that we don't know about. Like it's not
Speaker 1: just the ocean that's untapped. Like, yes, our land has
Speaker 1: for the most part been somewhat surveyed and somewhat seen,
Speaker 1: but there's places you can hide and if so, AJ's
Speaker 1: Rundown didn't say which one do we think was the realist, right,
Speaker 1: it was just what one do you like if you're
Speaker 1: if we're talking about what I think has the most
Speaker 1: shot at being the real obviously, skin walkers and and
Speaker 1: and Bigfoot and the you know, abominable snowman and YETI
Speaker 1: I think those are definitely up there as the top
Speaker 1: three for sure.
Speaker 2: I think I think the Bigfoot. The legitimacy behind Bigfoot
Speaker 2: is every single country has it has something it might
Speaker 2: be called different name.
Speaker 4: The Bigfoot of Yeah, polar bear, Bigfoot, Yeah, exactly, that's it.
Speaker 2: But like if you look up on like Wikipedia and
Speaker 2: you look up Bigfoot, the list of names is is
Speaker 2: a long list of names because it's thought to be everywhere,
Speaker 2: which just gives it more validity that it could be
Speaker 2: real versus you know, like obviously, like lockness is only
Speaker 2: in that Yeah, but there's other places that have like
Speaker 2: a Lockness type monster.
Speaker 1: But for me, for me, there's only two answers to
Speaker 1: this question. It's for me, it's Bigfoot in Lockness. Which
Speaker 1: one would you want to actually see in person? Like
Speaker 1: if you could confirm that one was real, but the
Speaker 1: only way to confirm it was to actually see it
Speaker 1: in person, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it depends context. Like if I'm in
Speaker 2: a boat and see NeSSI I'm okay. But if I'm
Speaker 2: in that water and I see an NeSSI.
Speaker 4: Different standing on land like I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna go way, I'm gonna prove that Jesus real fast,
Speaker 2: real fast.
Speaker 1: Let's say you were relatively safe, like you were safe,
Speaker 1: You're safe for whatever the creature that you're saying is.
Speaker 1: That's why, that's why the only two I want to
Speaker 1: know for sure, like it is those two, because obviously
Speaker 1: there's so many others that you wouldn't be safe with,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you could be safe
Speaker 1: with with the Yetti or with Sasquash or even NeSSI,
Speaker 1: because it's possible that she don't, like she don't even
Speaker 1: fucking want you, you know what I mean. She's been
Speaker 1: surviving for years on whatever food she's been surviving on.
Speaker 1: She don't need us. She's probably even like humans.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's there before, yeah, you know, like she'll be
Speaker 4: down the lake. The one's been shredded up like Jaws.
Speaker 1: Yeah it ain't Lake Placid.
Speaker 4: Yeah true.
Speaker 2: I just got a visual of like Nessy actually is
Speaker 2: like a mouth like a turtle where it's got no
Speaker 2: teeth and it's just like not like just slow as possible.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good ship. That's good ship, all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: I always love cryptis, Like I feel if we did
Speaker 2: the proper research and did like try to spin it
Speaker 2: in a fun way, like you could do an entire
Speaker 2: episode on which I believe we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. Maybe maybe that's what we do. Maybe
Speaker 1: our next Halloween season, if we're still around, maybe we
Speaker 1: do something with that.
Speaker 2: We got to bring the bracket back. We got to
Speaker 2: bring the bracket back. That's good stuff. What's what's next
Speaker 2: on the Stone?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We got uh, what are we watching? Which was
Speaker 4: a very early early segment, the Dad's Dead and we
Speaker 4: brought it back multiple times. What are we watching? List
Speaker 4: of five movies or shows? And you know, tell us
Speaker 4: what you've been watching lately. It's kind of round and robin,
Speaker 4: like each of these. You know, I'm gonna start it
Speaker 4: off the most recent one that I've watched, The Squid Games.
Speaker 4: I'm notorious for never hopping on the bandwagon for first
Speaker 4: season for a show. Never have, never will, And I'll
Speaker 4: wait it out. I'll be like, you know, if it's
Speaker 4: popping the second season or third season, maybe even fourth season,
Speaker 4: I'll jump on it really just depends. And Squid Games
Speaker 4: when it first came out, I was like, Man, this
Speaker 4: is a lot of hype behind the first season of
Speaker 4: a show the right I don't know about this, you know,
Speaker 4: and it's like in Korean and like I would have
Speaker 4: to sit there and do dub and subtitled everything, and
Speaker 4: like me and Nome talked about that the other day,
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know, like I want my
Speaker 4: investment of this show to be prolonged and not just
Speaker 4: be for one season kind of a thing. Sure, So
Speaker 4: when it got to the second season, everyone was in
Speaker 4: an uproar. I was like, Okay, let's go ahead, let's
Speaker 4: watch this. And so I watched it and I was like, well, shit,
Speaker 4: this is fucked up. Damn. I mean, it is exactly
Speaker 4: like like what you would picture an anime to play out,
Speaker 4: like a really dark anime to play out in live action.
Speaker 4: Like it was really fucking good. It's really sinister. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of sociopathic and psychopathic people behind the games,
Speaker 4: and people just getting murked left and right, and your
Speaker 4: fucking emotions get tugged hard.
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Jason's such a good one. Dom Me Hi buy to
Speaker 4: you baby.
Speaker 1: Uh So, speaking of anime, I've actually been watching a
Speaker 1: lot of anime lately. One that I kind of got
Speaker 1: engulfed in is my hero Academia I ever saw it,
Speaker 1: I heard a lot about it. There was a lot
Speaker 1: of people that that had said, you know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta watch it. I haven't really been watching TV too
Speaker 1: much except for like right before bed, So it's these
Speaker 1: like twenty minute episodes that are kind of perfect, you know,
Speaker 1: and if I fall asleep, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: You can always just fucking restart back where you were.
Speaker 1: But it's pretty good. It's pretty fun. So that's one.
Speaker 1: That's one I've been watching loving. Yeah know me, how
Speaker 1: about you, baby?
Speaker 2: I'll start with my easiest one that doesn't require a
Speaker 2: lot of discussion is just getting back into hockey. So
Speaker 2: this is my first season that I don't actually have
Speaker 2: a hockey team that I'm specifically rooting for because my
Speaker 2: team moved to Utah and I am not sold on
Speaker 2: following that team yet. I'm giving it some time. So
Speaker 2: it's been it's been enjoyable to watch hockey and not
Speaker 2: have a true team that I'm rooting for, just to
Speaker 2: watch for the love of the game. And so I've
Speaker 2: been watching a lot more recently and it's been good.
Speaker 1: So this year has been pretty decent though it's been
Speaker 1: kind of intense already.
Speaker 2: It's well and coming up. They're on a two week
Speaker 2: break now and this is the first time ever they're
Speaker 2: doing the four Nations face off. Yeah, and it's Sweden, Finland,
Speaker 2: US and Canada. And so there's no All Star Game
Speaker 2: and this is and for some of these people, like
Speaker 2: like Connor McDavid has never gotten a play in the
Speaker 2: Olympics because NHL players aren't allowed in the Olympics lately
Speaker 2: because of Gary Bettman. Right, but so now this will
Speaker 2: be the first time that Connor McDavid has gotten to
Speaker 2: to represent Canada except for when this season's over, Like
Speaker 2: they have the World Cup of the Hockey, you know,
Speaker 2: stuff like that, but it's not as popular as the
Speaker 2: Olympics per se now and because it comes around every
Speaker 2: four years, right, so and this is the first time.
Speaker 2: And the lineups on these teams it is like a
Speaker 2: fucking who's who, I mean, the entire Canadian teams and
Speaker 2: All Star All Star team that and there's really good
Speaker 2: fucking people that aren't even on the team because of
Speaker 2: how you know, you don only have twenty people on
Speaker 2: the rock sat like twenty five maybe twenty six total.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I'm excited to watch some of that.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Dark horse.
Speaker 2: I think the dark horse in the tournament would be
Speaker 2: Finland out of the four, maybe Sweden, even though Finland's
Speaker 2: been balls out the last couple of years and tournaments
Speaker 2: that have somew somehow come out and won. I think
Speaker 2: the US has a really good shot. I don't I
Speaker 2: don't think a lot of people are going to talk
Speaker 2: about them, but they got a lot of star talent
Speaker 2: to pull odds on favorite.
Speaker 1: So the years junior team just won, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Back to back actually in that in the IHF World Juniors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: Well she got stoned.
Speaker 4: Another one.
Speaker 1: I watched a fucking guy that it's on fucking those
Speaker 1: reels that you sent me. Uh, this is what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do to Devil year. You don't care. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about zero.
Speaker 4: I said. A lot of reels they like you can
Speaker 4: do this a shot in the dark from someone else.
Speaker 4: But another one that I watched recently, that fuck like
Speaker 4: I went back and I had to watch it again
Speaker 4: because it was just so good and that was love
Speaker 4: has won the fucking uh uh hbo documentary about the
Speaker 4: cult of Mother God is where there's chick just got
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of broken fucking people to believe that
Speaker 4: she's God and she's just a fucking drug addict, alcoholic
Speaker 4: and she took all their fucking money and then killed herself.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's so fucking funny. There's legit. There's
Speaker 4: one dude on there that goes, I fully believe that
Speaker 4: she's Mother God. I went and I quit my job
Speaker 4: that day when I found the truth, and I took
Speaker 4: all my money out of my savings, my checking and
Speaker 4: my four oh one K and I gave it to
Speaker 4: Mother God.
Speaker 2: Isn't that wild fuck?
Speaker 4: And as soon as I saw the guy labeled as
Speaker 4: the finance guy, I went, that dude's gonna steal everything,
Speaker 4: he's gonna take it off, and by god he did.
Speaker 4: Man ah, oh God. And then there's a fucking psychopath
Speaker 4: in the show. Does Crystal methlis is Pantera? That's meth Mike.
Speaker 4: That's fucking crazy. That show is insane. God, if you
Speaker 4: have not watched that show and you like it's like,
Speaker 4: could documentaries go for it? It's three episodes. It's like,
Speaker 4: I think a total of maybe three and a half
Speaker 4: hours long, like between three together, like week afternoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good one, don't.
Speaker 1: What you got the other. So another it's an anime
Speaker 1: that I've been watching is Doctor Stone. And this one's
Speaker 1: kind of cool because it's so it's basically about this
Speaker 1: thing that happens and everybody in the world turns into
Speaker 1: stone and they go three thousand years, four thousand years,
Speaker 1: something like that, and eventually something happens where the stone
Speaker 1: people that have turned to stone start breaking and coming
Speaker 1: back to life. Well, in the meantime, society has some
Speaker 1: society has come back, and now this extremely smart young
Speaker 1: kid who is fourteen at the time of him coming
Speaker 1: out of this petrification is trying to restart civilization. He's
Speaker 1: very smart kid. He's like the son of an astronaut.
Speaker 1: But the reason why I like it is because they
Speaker 1: actually give you a ton of facts, like a shit
Speaker 1: ton of survival facts on like how to build batteries
Speaker 1: and make glass and all of this ship and make
Speaker 1: steel and medication and all that stuff. So it's kind
Speaker 1: of fun in a weird educational kind of way days
Speaker 1: And again, dude, it's like it's a right before bed
Speaker 1: type thing. Or while I'm eating lunch kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So it's like right now, quick episodes are really big
Speaker 1: for me because I'm just not watching a lot of TV.
Speaker 1: It's one or two episodes at the time. Max yoh,
Speaker 1: all right, do what you got? Uh?
Speaker 2: I recently this is not a show that people that
Speaker 2: really know me would probably guess that I would enjoy.
Speaker 2: But we recently watched the newest season. We waited till
Speaker 2: it was all done to watch it. But that is
Speaker 2: the mass singer. I can't get enough of that fucking show.
Speaker 2: I love that fucking show. We love that show.
Speaker 1: A few years I watched like the first three or
Speaker 1: four years and then something like that three or four
Speaker 1: seasons and I stopped.
Speaker 3: This last season.
Speaker 2: This last season was actually the first season that a
Speaker 2: group won it, because there's been multiple groups that have
Speaker 2: made it pretty far, including one that made it two
Speaker 2: way finale and then lost.
Speaker 3: But this group, Boilers, this group actually won.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, if you if you hadn't seen
Speaker 2: it's on like season thirteen, So if you hadn't seen
Speaker 2: Pentatonics lose in like season nine, sorry that was a
Speaker 2: while ago, but I'll find and if you're listening to
Speaker 2: this show. You're probably not watching the mass singer Let's
Speaker 2: be real, Be real. Yeah, And I didn't say who
Speaker 2: it was, but obviously, like if you watch it, and hey,
Speaker 2: the group, the group wins if they look like Buffalo's
Speaker 2: they won.
Speaker 1: That's a good show.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: It's a great concept.
Speaker 3: It's the concept.
Speaker 2: The dynamic keeps the a The judges are fantastic in
Speaker 2: that show.
Speaker 3: It's it's all a rouight. Even Nick Cannon's phenomenal in
Speaker 3: that show.
Speaker 1: So he really is, and I don't like him in
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: What else you got?
Speaker 4: One I got is a YouTube show and it's called
Speaker 4: The Outdoor Boys, and it's this guy up in Alaska.
Speaker 4: He used like a clean cut goes to church, doesn't cuss,
Speaker 4: family friendly like content he makes and the dude used
Speaker 4: to be it's interesting. He used to be a lawyer
Speaker 4: and then he dropped out of being a lawyer and
Speaker 4: went to YouTube full time. Hey, it has like I
Speaker 4: think eleven million subscribers does well for his channel. All
Speaker 4: he does is he goes solo camping in the bush
Speaker 4: in Alaska, and he goes during like severe like negative
Speaker 4: thirty degree weather, makes a whole like old school like
Speaker 4: log log.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, skinny skinny skinny dude. Yeah, he's annoying as fuck, dude.
Speaker 4: It takes a bit to get used to him, like me,
Speaker 4: or you just never get used to him. But he
Speaker 4: definitely is interesting to watch him do all that because
Speaker 4: he just but he also does it ever him.
Speaker 1: He's almost died like fifteen times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably more.
Speaker 1: Probably he's a freaking idiot. Fuck him. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 3: All right, I guess what what Dome is not watching.
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of his videos. All right, So
Speaker 1: White next one again. It's a cartoon. It's called Solar Opposites.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it in a little while, but when
Speaker 1: I was when I was in California and I was
Speaker 1: working on that passer Robles job, I was watching the show.
Speaker 1: I literally fucking ram rotted through four seasons of this show.
Speaker 1: It's crude humor. Yeah, put that bitch in four wheel
Speaker 1: drive and just took her straight down the fucking highway.
Speaker 1: It's called Solar Opposites. It's a cartoon on Hulu. It's
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. It's crude comic humor like in the realm
Speaker 1: of uh American Dad and family. Guy, I could see
Speaker 1: Peter Griffin. I could see Meg, I can see him all.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't think of the name, but fantastic. It's
Speaker 1: called Solar Opposites Love It.
Speaker 2: My next one that I've watched for the fifty thousand
Speaker 2: fucking time and since.
Speaker 3: January it's super.
Speaker 2: Is Harry Potter. Uh, Harry Potter three. That is my
Speaker 2: daughter's favorite Harry Potter. So we we've only let we've
Speaker 2: let her. She actually watched four and then when it
Speaker 2: got to the part with towards the end, that's where
Speaker 2: she's like, doesn't want to watch it anymore.
Speaker 4: Because it's a little too scary for Yeah, and we.
Speaker 2: Don't want to because but you know, like one and
Speaker 2: two are definitely for little kids, and the number three
Speaker 2: is where the change starts. Still it still shifts more
Speaker 2: towards the kid's side. Four is where the shift really changes.
Speaker 2: And so but what's funny is even though I say
Speaker 2: it how I said it, like the fifty thousand fucking time,
Speaker 2: I'm still not over it. And there's still little things
Speaker 2: that I pick up each time I watch it, just
Speaker 2: little little easter eggs that I didn't catch before.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of fun.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so it's been enjoyable, that fantastic every fuck
Speaker 2: literally every fucking day I watch, just watched.
Speaker 1: A fan theory video on that Snape says Snape's still
Speaker 1: alive and another episode. Yeah no, he didn't fake his death.
Speaker 1: He just set he set up things parameters and safeguards
Speaker 1: to prevent his death.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we going in page three nine four.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's the half blood prince. That dude knows
Speaker 4: more about potions than anybody. So if there was somebody
Speaker 4: who could do it besides Hermione.
Speaker 1: Yeah, m yeah, so that bus I would.
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 3: He got a couple more before we move on?
Speaker 4: We got two more, oh man. One that I went
Speaker 4: and I rewatched recently was a Dune Part two. All Right,
Speaker 4: It's definitely very long, and there's some parts of it
Speaker 4: where I'm like, let's just speed this ship up here, man,
Speaker 4: But I really did like how they they ramped up
Speaker 4: Shallon character into just this like really impressive, like just
Speaker 4: faction leader, you know, Like it's really impressive. And the
Speaker 4: fight the Pinnacle at the end, the fight between him
Speaker 4: and Austin Butler is just still so good, really good,
Speaker 4: and I'm really happy with how they did it. Compared
Speaker 4: to the original Dune, because that definitely was a pinnacle
Speaker 4: for that movie too, so it's really important to get
Speaker 4: that down. And I love that movie. I love the
Speaker 4: first one a little bit more just because it is
Speaker 4: a little bit more like Let's Go, so there's not
Speaker 4: too much time lagging. But that is just a fun movie.
Speaker 4: I like watching that movie. It's good.
Speaker 3: Noise.
Speaker 1: Another cartoon just just started, just released on Disney Plus
Speaker 1: the Evil Syndicate, but it's called Your Friendly Neighborhood spider Man.
Speaker 1: It's good if you like Marvel and you like Spider Man.
Speaker 1: It's good. That's all I'm gonna say about it. It's good.
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna watch it, know, but that's fine.
Speaker 4: I really want them to come out with the new
Speaker 4: Netflix Miles Morales series, like the third installment. I really
Speaker 4: want them to come out so bad, but I know
Speaker 4: it's like kind of shelved right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, last name the.
Speaker 1: Movie that they're coming out with. Another movie he's supposed
Speaker 1: to I guess from what I understand, the next Marvel
Speaker 1: installment of the actual like Marvel Timeline that he's going
Speaker 1: to make appearances in like Secret Wars and shit like that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, cool beans.
Speaker 2: I recently finally watched Shit's Creek Fantastic. We started somewhere
Speaker 2: around Thanksgiving and wrapped up probably three weeks ago or
Speaker 2: four weeks ago, like right after the New Year started.
Speaker 2: It was one of the shows like I could fall
Speaker 2: asleep watching it for a couple episodes with the wife,
Speaker 2: but we both loved it and it's such a great show,
Speaker 2: and it makes the gifts that you choose from that
Speaker 2: show that you may have got knew before, but the
Speaker 2: gift was great, but it just makes it even better.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that is my.
Speaker 1: Second comedy at its finest.
Speaker 4: Mm hm. My last one is is a combo. It's
Speaker 4: Netflix's Jurassic Park. Like they're cretaceous, like the kids one right,
Speaker 4: and it's like they got the younger one and they
Speaker 4: get the older one. Avery's been watching them like crazy,
Speaker 4: and I told her, I was like, you know, you
Speaker 4: might not want to watch the older one, kid, because
Speaker 4: it's kind of I don't know if it's going to
Speaker 4: be your style. Like the younger one for sure, and
Speaker 4: she loves that one, but she recently watched the older
Speaker 4: one and she was like, I really like the older
Speaker 4: one too, because it's like they're trying to figure out
Speaker 4: what's going on, and I was like, holy shit, you're
Speaker 4: getting old kid, goddamn. So I sat down with her
Speaker 4: and I watched the first one and I was like,
Speaker 4: this is like really good, Like it's really fun. You know.
Speaker 4: It's about these kids. They get stuck in Jurassic World basically,
Speaker 4: and they get left behind on He's the new Blar.
Speaker 4: Everyone leaves, you know, like the Chris bat movie. Everyone
Speaker 4: gets off the island, but these six kids are left
Speaker 4: there and they're left like six months and they have
Speaker 4: to fight their way off the island and it's really interesting.
Speaker 4: And then the the Critacean period one comes out afterwards,
Speaker 4: and that's where they're they're all hunted by someone trying
Speaker 4: to cover up the tracks of what happened to when
Speaker 4: they were kids, and they've like trained dinosaurs to go
Speaker 4: hunt people down and ship and it's wild. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: You got another cartoon for us though, No, actually it's
Speaker 2: a Shifting Gears.
Speaker 1: It's the new Tim Allen Show with Yeah, with Katine.
Speaker 1: It's fucking it's funny, dude, and it's like it's just
Speaker 1: the right amount of uh, we'll just say it. Republican
Speaker 1: and Democrat fucking combining, like battling it out like woke
Speaker 1: and woken, old school you know, uh, just shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up and deal with it kind of attitude, because
Speaker 1: that's what Tim Allen is. You know, Tim Allen's like
Speaker 1: that man's that old school man's man. Right, It's but
Speaker 1: it's good, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Love it, Uh, my last one that we recently just started.
Speaker 2: If you like history, if you like a little bit
Speaker 2: of miss you're like a little treasure hunting, and you
Speaker 2: also like the Skinwalker kind of theory, cryptid thing. I
Speaker 2: know that this show is gonna have zero fucking payoff.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 2: There's five seasons. I don't know what it originally aired on,
Speaker 2: but I know it's gonna have zero payoff. But it
Speaker 2: still has hooked me enough, and my wife is totally
Speaker 2: into it. But it's called Mystery of blind Frog Ranch.
Speaker 2: And so it's this interesting this Texas oil tycoon who
Speaker 2: multi millionaire right sold his company, bought land that's like
Speaker 2: twenty minutes from Skinwalker Ranch in Utah. And this land
Speaker 2: has a cavern system that has been flooded, and inside
Speaker 2: the cavern system though they have found gold. And they
Speaker 2: also got into this one spot. This is in the
Speaker 2: first couple episodes. That doesn't spoil anything. We're still only
Speaker 2: like five episodes in. But he gets into this cavern
Speaker 2: system and there's this huge log structure like a box
Speaker 2: and you can see twine that's holding it together, and
Speaker 2: it's like somebody purposely flooded this this cavern because there's
Speaker 2: no water source near it at all, so it's like
Speaker 2: how it got flooded is also a mystery. But there's
Speaker 2: weird shit that goes on in the show, like to
Speaker 2: their equipment, like they constantly get equipment malfunctions, and it's
Speaker 2: cool though, Like Mystery of blind Frog Ranch so far
Speaker 2: is pretty fucking cool. I'm into it. I know, like
Speaker 2: that whole Skull Island show that caught me for like
Speaker 2: two seasons and I realized, like they're never gonna find treasure,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure this will be the same fucking thing,
Speaker 2: but it's still entertaining.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so I'm in.
Speaker 2: I'm in it. I'm in it, I'm in it. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm interested. I think it'll be a zero payoff, but it
Speaker 2: will still be fun for the time being. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: actually found some Spanish fucking coin and it actually it
Speaker 2: actually dates historically though that the the Spanish. Uh, some
Speaker 2: Spanish gold was stolen by Indians of Mexico right and
Speaker 2: came up to that Utah territory area and buried it
Speaker 2: to hide it from the Spanish. And so they've actually
Speaker 2: found a Spanish coin on this ranch in the sight
Speaker 2: that they're digging, and it was it was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: So I'm sure it was playing kind of hidden you
Speaker 2: just like it's that national treasure, feeling like I'm all in,
Speaker 2: I'm sold, I'm in, I'm in. So all right, we
Speaker 2: I think we got time for like one more big
Speaker 2: fucking thing. What else we got stone when we're not muted?
Speaker 4: My apologies. Give the choice to you, gens. Do you
Speaker 4: want to do the hold in the water? You want
Speaker 4: to listen and don't judge?
Speaker 3: No, no, I want the hold in the water.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're doing the dark joke, So hold in
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 4: Get So, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take
Speaker 4: turns and one of us is gonna say a joke.
Speaker 4: The other two of us are gonna hold water in
Speaker 4: rm out. And if you can hold the water in
Speaker 4: your mouth and not spit it out, you're good. And
Speaker 4: then whoever spits out the wire the most, it's a
Speaker 4: fucking loser.
Speaker 3: Go ahead them.
Speaker 1: We need to immediately put a disclaimer out right now.
Speaker 1: So if you are listening to this, uh, please understand
Speaker 1: that these are jokes. These are for comedic purposes. We
Speaker 1: didn't write them. We didn't write them. We just found them. Uh.
Speaker 4: Some of all the Nazi jokes, they were written by Dome.
Speaker 4: So but he's allowed Yeah, he's allowed to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some of these some of these jokes were found in
Speaker 1: the deepest, darkest parts of Reddit.
Speaker 2: Just so, jokes that I sent to dome today that
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's no way I could say these, like.
Speaker 1: I told, and I told him that one of his
Speaker 1: jokes was close to the same level. The other one
Speaker 1: was in the basement of the house that I was
Speaker 1: living in with my jokes. So let's just make it
Speaker 1: very clear.
Speaker 3: So the question, stoney, are not.
Speaker 1: We are in no way, shape or form promoting any
Speaker 1: of the jokes that we say. We do not condone
Speaker 1: the behavior and said jokes that we say they are
Speaker 1: for comedic purposes. Only laugh or get the fuck out.
Speaker 1: This is your chance to get the fuck out if
Speaker 1: you don't want to I hope you enjoyed.
Speaker 2: The last fifty minutes of this episode. If you want
Speaker 2: the next ten minutes of riot, stick around.
Speaker 3: If you don't sign off, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 4: We were.
Speaker 1: We will not be offended by you stopping the podcast
Speaker 1: right now. That's fine.
Speaker 4: Free will is enough. You can exercise just like we are.
Speaker 3: Exercise that hasn't hurt oh roasted.
Speaker 1: Everyone has officially been warned. Let's get started.
Speaker 3: How are we doing?
Speaker 2: So? Domini actually counted while we were waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Stone Domini each have eleven Not that we need to
Speaker 2: do that many, but we somehow ironically both have eleven lets.
Speaker 1: Eight sounds good, eight each.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so how are we doing this? Is it
Speaker 2: just like are you gonna say a bunch of yours?
Speaker 2: Or are we just going like we're gonna round robbing it?
Speaker 2: Or how are we doing it?
Speaker 4: You know? We could go like one at a time,
Speaker 4: you know. Okay, we'll have starts first, so then don't
Speaker 4: and I will go ahead and hold water in her
Speaker 4: mouth and then you just fire him off.
Speaker 3: All right, let's start. Let's start light.
Speaker 2: I see domes ready, he's swishing around. Stone is taking
Speaker 2: a drink. Okay, so my my epileptic girlfriend is terrible
Speaker 2: in bed, but on my birthday she likes to spice
Speaker 2: things up and we use a strobe light.
Speaker 1: Do I keep going? Oh, okay, I'm just swallowed. Sorry,
Speaker 1: first time in my life.
Speaker 3: Ye shocker, yeah right, it's the first time you swallowed.
Speaker 3: Gotta jokes right themselves?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: How do you know Princess Diana used head and shoulders?
Speaker 2: He found it on the dashboard?
Speaker 4: Who oh my god?
Speaker 3: All right, did you just treat the same water? Dead baby?
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 3: Mark that clip?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Next one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just swallow because everywhere.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and take another swig.
Speaker 4: Does that mean he loses too? Yes?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Oh god, somebody on their kick out?
Speaker 3: What do you call a woman's version of tea bagging?
Speaker 3: Flapping Chino? Two?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 3: Oh man?
Speaker 2: I was gonna tell a joke about jonestown, but the
Speaker 2: punch line was too long. But so, what's the difference
Speaker 2: between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric
Speaker 2: Clapton would never drop a bag of cocaine out of
Speaker 2: a window?
Speaker 4: Oh oh?
Speaker 2: What is Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?
Speaker 2: M They both have had a downy junior.
Speaker 3: Inside is that. What are yours?
Speaker 4: Nomm?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you guys know why black people hate aspirin? M
Speaker 2: because they have to pick the cotton first to get
Speaker 2: to the aspirin. You guys know why Hitler killed himself?
Speaker 2: You got the gas bill?
Speaker 3: M m hmm, I got two more?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, we said eight, I've got so somebody else
Speaker 2: is up?
Speaker 3: Go for it? I actually do, so we'll do nine.
Speaker 1: I'm good to go again, and I'm good to go
Speaker 1: last stone? Do you want to go up next? I
Speaker 1: can keep going if you want to break? No, you're good,
Speaker 1: you want to go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, get ready. So I was raping his chick
Speaker 1: last night, She starts crying out, Think of my kids,
Speaker 1: Think of my kids.
Speaker 5: She's just kinky bitch. I'll give you a second.
Speaker 1: I love the sound of kids falling down the stairs.
Speaker 1: A daughter asks her dad if she can have a
Speaker 1: sleepover with her girlfriends, to which he agrees. Later in
Speaker 1: the night, the dad overhears them playing truth or dare
Speaker 1: It was the daughter turn She says truth. Her friend
Speaker 1: asks when was the last time you had an orgasm?
Speaker 1: She says, I don't know, about three days ago. The
Speaker 1: dad bursts in and says I knew you were fucking
Speaker 1: faking it last night. What's pink? Six inches long? And
Speaker 1: made my wife cry when I put it in her mouth?
Speaker 1: Her miscarriage, you know what. I'm sure you guys have
Speaker 1: heard ones about child's like jokes with child's with aids,
Speaker 1: you know, but they just don't ever get old. So
Speaker 1: how about this one? What's black and six feet under?
Speaker 1: The kid with aids goes, swallow, bitch, don't counts.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: A man gets on a bus sits next to this
Speaker 1: gorgeous nun. Immediately he asks if he could have sex
Speaker 1: with the nun? Right, of course, she says no, She's
Speaker 1: very polite. She gets off at the next stop. So
Speaker 1: the man goes up to the bus driver and says, hey,
Speaker 1: can you help me sleep with this nun like she's
Speaker 1: She was gorgeous and I really want to fuck her.
Speaker 1: The bus driver says, well, she shows up every night
Speaker 1: at the cemetery about eight o'clock and she prays for
Speaker 1: one of her loved ones. I bet if you dressed
Speaker 1: up like God you might be able to fool her.
Speaker 1: So the next night, the man shows up the cemetery
Speaker 1: dressed up like God, sees the nun and says, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want to eat heaven, all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is fuck me. The dun eagerly replies, okay, but I
Speaker 1: only like anal. So he fucks the shit out of
Speaker 1: her in the ass, and right as he finishes, he goes, haha,
Speaker 1: this is me the guy from the bus. Right after
Speaker 1: he reveals himself, the bus driver says, huh, got you.
Speaker 4: I just call that one.
Speaker 3: I was getting too old.
Speaker 1: You're ready. This white woman meets this handsome black man
Speaker 1: at the bar. They have a few drinks and she
Speaker 1: takes him home and at the door, she leans in,
Speaker 1: slowly grabs his dick and says, hey, why don't you
Speaker 1: prove to me what they say about black man is true?
Speaker 1: So he stabbed her and stole her purse. So Hitler's
Speaker 1: at this meeting and he says, we will kill six
Speaker 1: million Jews and a clown. Someone immediately says why the clown.
Speaker 1: Hitler says, I told you no one cared about the Jews. Hey,
Speaker 1: how do you fit four gay men on one stool?
Speaker 1: He turned the stool upside down? How do you get
Speaker 1: him off? Shake it? Last one and you're ready. Who
Speaker 1: are the fastest readers in the world. The people in
Speaker 1: the Towers at nine to eleven, they made it through
Speaker 1: eighty stories and eleven seconds. Well done, boys, well done.
Speaker 2: Well I do want it while before we get the
Speaker 2: refresher the one I left off on that I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, he just goes with a racing I just
Speaker 2: like it. It's it's fun because it's not really racist,
Speaker 2: but it is. Why are Americans good at the Rubik's
Speaker 2: Cube because we love separating colors? Mm hmm, yeah, that
Speaker 2: the the Hitler one. I've seen that joke recently, but
Speaker 2: it was with a cat, not a clown. But it
Speaker 2: was the same exact same joke, same joke. See, nobody
Speaker 2: cares about the.
Speaker 3: Juice, they don't. All right, let's go stones up here
Speaker 3: we go, ready, m all right?
Speaker 4: Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when
Speaker 4: a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them.
Speaker 4: One old lady immediately had a stroke, the other one
Speaker 4: couldn't quite rea. A vampire walks into a bar and
Speaker 4: asks the bartender for a glass of boiling water. Bartender asks,
Speaker 4: I thought you only drank blood, And the vampire pulls
Speaker 4: out of tampon and says, I'm just having some tea.
Speaker 4: And every day Johnny walks by the same group of
Speaker 4: prostitutes on his way to school. Every day they say
Speaker 4: hello and wave their pinkies at him. One day, Johnny
Speaker 4: stops and asks, why do you always wave your pinkies
Speaker 4: at me? One replies, because that's how big we think
Speaker 4: your penis is. The next day he walks to school
Speaker 4: and the women say hello, waving their pinkies. Giant turns
Speaker 4: to them, puts his fingers in the mouth, stretches the
Speaker 4: why is it, and go and says hello, ladies, Wide
Speaker 4: said Agenda Joe. For those of you listening, all right,
Speaker 4: how can you tell a Porto Rican girl is pregnant?
Speaker 1: Check her pulse?
Speaker 4: It might be my favorite on this list. God, what
Speaker 4: did Nalis say to Simba Hakuna matatas? Yeah? Why did
Speaker 4: the sperm cross the road because I put on the
Speaker 4: wrong sock this morning?
Speaker 3: Ooh crusty, No, water's getting old?
Speaker 4: M hm, he me get ref There we go. How
Speaker 4: does one work at dis when one supports the goods?
Speaker 4: Which makes sense why women work there now? Because trans
Speaker 4: is a thing. There was a man and a woman
Speaker 4: alone in an elevator. The man says to the woman,
Speaker 4: excuse me, can I smell your pussy? Offended off, the
Speaker 4: woman says to the man. No content with her answer,
Speaker 4: the man says to the woman, then it must be
Speaker 4: your feet.
Speaker 3: I had to give a.
Speaker 4: Shout out to one of my favorite comedians for this joke.
Speaker 4: My wife fell into a coma and I was talking
Speaker 4: with the doctor about how to bring her out of
Speaker 4: the coma, and the doctor says, I don't know. There's
Speaker 4: one technique we've been exploring for years, but no one's
Speaker 4: brave to try it, and that's the act of oral sex.
Speaker 4: God damn, do you think it's gonna work? Doctor says,
Speaker 4: I don't know. You might want to give it a try.
Speaker 4: And I went into the room and immediately came back
Speaker 4: in and said, doctor, she's choking. I don't know what
Speaker 4: to do. Shout out nor McDonald, alright, p Homy. The
Speaker 4: Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on
Speaker 4: a buffalo hunt. When they stop and rest, Tonto places
Speaker 4: his ear on the ground and listens, buffalo come. Tanto says, well,
Speaker 4: how do you know that? Asks the Lone Ranger ear sticky,
Speaker 4: which part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat.
Speaker 4: The fucking wheelchair. Goddamn, goddamn, I think I'm an eight.
Speaker 4: Maybe man walks up to a lady at Hogwarts and says,
Speaker 4: are you in Slytherin? I hope so, because I really
Speaker 4: want you to slither into my chamber of secrets. And
Speaker 4: she says, isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Speaker 4: And he says, no, it's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: It is what it is.
Speaker 4: What's the difference between you two and an egg? Oh?
Speaker 4: There it is. The egg gets laid.
Speaker 1: Yeah solid, Holy shit.
Speaker 3: You guys know how you're at a gay barbecue.
Speaker 4: I'm there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hot dog tastes like shit, it's fair. I love it.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: I was really scared.
Speaker 2: I was gonna spew water all over my screen there
Speaker 2: so purposely like holding down that way, that way. I
Speaker 2: just shot it on my floor, like shot it to Jake.
Speaker 2: Just fucking spew on the floor the floor.
Speaker 4: Fuck it? Who cares?
Speaker 2: All Right, Well, yeah, maybe we'll throw the little uh
Speaker 2: next on my rundown next week, we'll throw the we
Speaker 2: listen and we don't judge onto that rundown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: So I think I had the number right before you
Speaker 2: join their stone. Dad's on dake. We'll have SOE one
Speaker 2: sixty two. Y's right cause you guys next week, peace
Speaker 2: out later.
Speaker 1: That's out here, guys. How many feminists does it take
Speaker 1: to change a light bulb?
Speaker 4: None of these one can do the job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, none, because famous feminists can't change ship.
Speaker 4: It's true. It's true that they're doing a good thing
Speaker 4: with the trans movement.
Speaker 3: Thomas