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Speaker 2: JV and Sandy Show. All right, thanks for being with us.
Speaker 2: My name is Sandy, This is JB.
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Speaker 2: we were just rattling off all the corporate jargons that
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Speaker 2: Sandy at X. So you know, we didn't talk much
Speaker 2: about it, guys, but a fellow Texan and former heavyweight
Speaker 2: champion of the World, George Foreman, he passed away. So
Speaker 2: I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole
Speaker 2: about George Foreman and watched a couple of his fights,
Speaker 2: and I watched one because he said someone once asked
Speaker 2: him who the hardest he ever been punched, And he
Speaker 2: said it was guy by the name of ron Lyle
Speaker 2: was his name, And so I watched the ron Lyle
Speaker 2: George Foreman heavyweight fight from like nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: Then just doing this whole rabbit hole thing. Check this out.
Speaker 1: Did you know that George was making five million dollars
Speaker 1: a month from the grill?
Speaker 3: Wowow, I knew he made hundreds of millions.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it ongoing.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, George forman grow was still a thing.
Speaker 3: It is, Yeah, yeah, it is. I've a few years
Speaker 3: ago to put in my airstream.
Speaker 2: Right there's the whole mark that dorm rooms, college kids,
Speaker 2: small apartments, studio apartments.
Speaker 1: All the van life kids. Yeah a lot. Right now.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know how long a van life last,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like, when does it start
Speaker 2: to suck?
Speaker 3: Because it's got to start to ask that Potito girl.
Speaker 3: That was a fan life thing that I'm getting off
Speaker 3: subject here, Tamy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when we had George Foreman on the
Speaker 2: radio show? No, yeah, we had him on and he
Speaker 2: was pimping the grill.
Speaker 1: He was clearly not in person, because I would remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on the phone, and he could not
Speaker 2: have been nicer, and he was great. And I told
Speaker 2: him one of my favorite stories about my grandfather and
Speaker 2: he laughed very hard at it. And you guys have
Speaker 2: heard this story a million times, but my grandfather, I
Speaker 2: told George Foreman, the heavyweight champion of the world, at
Speaker 2: one point, I told him. My grandfather was a professional boxer.
Speaker 2: And the funniest story about it is that he was
Speaker 2: in a fight once and he went out in the
Speaker 2: in the first round. The fight was in Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2: First round. He goes out and just gets his face
Speaker 2: cave in, gets knocked down two times, gets his nose broken,
Speaker 2: his eyes swelling shut, and he goes back to the
Speaker 2: corner and he sits down on the stool and his brother,
Speaker 2: my uncle, was his corner man, and he was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: you're doing great. You're doing great. This guy hadn't touched you.
Speaker 2: This guy hadn't touched yeah. And my grandfather spit out
Speaker 2: his water and looked at him and said, well, keep
Speaker 2: your eye on the referee, because someone's beating the hell
Speaker 2: out of me. Keep your eye on the referee. And
Speaker 2: George Foreman laughed, and he just he thought it was.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 2: I don't think he'd ever you know, he obviously never
Speaker 2: heard that before. But what a great dude too. I mean,
Speaker 2: what a guy that changed his life. He was a miserable,
Speaker 2: angry young man.
Speaker 1: Movie. Did he go broke at some point? No? No,
Speaker 1: he George always broke. But uh man?
Speaker 3: And then do you know if he chose to take
Speaker 3: a royalty deal on the former grill instead of a
Speaker 3: single payday?
Speaker 2: I believe he did. He got a piece of every
Speaker 2: Is that what a royalty deal is? Is you get
Speaker 2: a piece of every part sold?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of just like a lump son he said. No,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: Kevin Learry's always bringing up royalties on Shark Tank. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never knew what he was talking about till right now.
Speaker 3: Say y'all take a dollar till ROI and then fifty
Speaker 3: cents of per and perpetuity stuff like that.
Speaker 1: For the unwashed, for the unwashed.
Speaker 2: ROI means return on investment, so I get paid back.
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of Shark Tank. I don't know
Speaker 1: crap about any of them. I'm just throwing out for you.
Speaker 4: Still smart, still smart, and you watch it you Sandy,
Speaker 4: your anti get paid on the back end because you
Speaker 4: got burned by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been that deal's never worked out for me,
Speaker 2: never ever, ever has it worked out for me with
Speaker 2: different things that I've tried. And maybe I didn't do
Speaker 2: a very good job or do my piece of it,
Speaker 2: but it's just take the money. You take a bird
Speaker 2: in the hand. It's true, take it.
Speaker 3: My father always says I never lost money making a profit.
Speaker 1: There you go, yep, there you go.
Speaker 4: Y'all know that the story about Matt Damon and it
Speaker 4: maybe Avatar right that James Cameron offered him a roll and.
Speaker 1: He couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: He ultimately decided he couldn't do it because he was
Speaker 4: filming The Born, one of the Born movies. But he
Speaker 4: said that Cameron offered him like ten percent of the
Speaker 4: royalties after the fact, and he was all, if I
Speaker 4: do it, I'm not going to take that. Meanwhile, that
Speaker 4: would have equated to like billions of dollars a billion
Speaker 4: or some hundreds of millions, some ridiculous amount saying number Yeah,
Speaker 4: Matt Damon was like, I will always be the guy
Speaker 4: that said no to all that money from James Cameron.
Speaker 2: He's all right, are those deals like normally like the
Speaker 2: things I said that where they've never worked out for
Speaker 2: me it was like no money at all, only back end.
Speaker 2: A lot of those deals are like a decent amount
Speaker 2: of money plus the back end. Right, like that Matt
Speaker 2: Damon wanted to go make the movie for nothing.
Speaker 3: Right, I think legally they have to pay something because
Speaker 3: of SAG or something like a minimum wage. Now it's
Speaker 3: not I'm just acting like I know what I'm talking
Speaker 3: about again when I don't.
Speaker 1: That's to be. That's ninety nine percent of this gig
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Also, shout out Lady Longhorns onto the Sweet sixteen. They're
Speaker 2: gonna play Tennessee on Saturday in Birmingham, Alabama. They whipped
Speaker 2: a snot out of Illinois the other night, and the
Speaker 2: ladies are good. They've been ranked number one in the country.
Speaker 2: I think they only lost two ball games all year long.
Speaker 2: I think they did not lose at home all year.
Speaker 2: I think I heard someone say that that's remarkable. It's huge, huge.
Speaker 2: So this could be the year of a national championship
Speaker 2: for the Lady Longhorns. That would be awesome. I mean,
Speaker 2: can you imagine tele go nuts. Even though none of
Speaker 2: them go to a Lady Longhorn game, they'll still.
Speaker 3: Go crazy start because you know, women's volleyball is on
Speaker 3: the rise too. Yeah, I think that's an amazing sport
Speaker 3: to watch. And so then they have a good program too, and.
Speaker 2: UT's got the best venue for it at Gregory Gym,
Speaker 2: I mean school and just like a really nice old gym.
Speaker 1: And we went to a game a few years.
Speaker 3: Gregory was completely revamped from the time I was there.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it since I don't know, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Those ladies are so incredibly athletic. When you watch them,
Speaker 2: how they move, how they jump in the spike, it's
Speaker 2: incredible to watch. And women's pro volleyball is a big deal.
Speaker 2: We've got a team here in Austin, so a lot
Speaker 2: of good athletics. Women's sports come a long way. Well
Speaker 2: if you knew that, but it has Trisha. Oh, by
Speaker 2: the way, before Tricia tells us what we got coming
Speaker 2: up in the story, we love coming up. Give me
Speaker 2: a little leeway here, but right around seven twenty five
Speaker 2: this morning, be here because JB has found the funniest
Speaker 2: thing that we've seen on the Internet in years.
Speaker 3: For me, it's fun when you find it and people
Speaker 3: haven't seen it already, which is harder and harder to
Speaker 3: do because when things go viral, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I saw that. It's you know, it's it's weird how
Speaker 3: social media clips. It's kind of like the way, you know,
Speaker 3: how we used to always go, oh, did you watch
Speaker 3: Friends and Seinfeld last, and chances are they did. It's
Speaker 3: kind of getting that way with some of the funny
Speaker 3: viral videos, like oh, yeah, of course I saw.
Speaker 1: That, or like you're just not seeing it. I saw
Speaker 1: that like two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one right, this one I don't think has
Speaker 3: caught on everywhere yet.
Speaker 1: And man, tears to my eyes.
Speaker 2: I watched the funniest thing I've seen in years, and
Speaker 2: we've got it for It's not it is a video,
Speaker 2: but it's it's very, very, very audio friendly. You'll get
Speaker 2: It's not like you need to see the video, but
Speaker 2: it helps. But that's coming up probably around seven to
Speaker 2: twenty five. Give us a little leeway either side of that,
Speaker 2: and coming up next, Trisa's going to share with us
Speaker 2: the story that we love.
Speaker 1: What do you have? All right? I hope.
Speaker 4: This is not a sign of how the economy is
Speaker 4: going to continue to go. But door Dash has a
Speaker 4: new option for you when you order from him. And
Speaker 4: I'm going to go ahead and say, right now, this
Speaker 4: does not sound like anything anybody should do at all.
Speaker 1: Oh, all right, what could it possibly be? We'll find out.
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Speaker 1: Coming up in.
Speaker 2: About fifteen minutes. The funniest thing that we've seen on
Speaker 2: the internet in years. JB found it and he turned
Speaker 2: us onto it, and we've got it for you. And
Speaker 2: I would bet you haven't seen this or heard it yet,
Speaker 2: but I can see a lot of people copying it,
Speaker 2: you know what. They are doing it themselves for the laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't know, we'll find out. It's coming up.
Speaker 1: Brave.
Speaker 3: It's a brave, funny thing to do. Like I don't
Speaker 3: want to give away too much, but.
Speaker 1: It's something we would have thought of in nineteen ninety nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's something we would have done.
Speaker 1: It's you think it's a very Andy Kaufman kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's a great way.
Speaker 1: To describe it.
Speaker 2: All right, stay with us, that's coming up in about
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Speaker 1: Law all right.
Speaker 4: So door Dash is teaming up with the company Klarna.
Speaker 1: Have y'all heard of Klarna k.
Speaker 4: L A r NA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the that's the payment.
Speaker 4: It's like financing, like, yes, financing, flexible payment company.
Speaker 3: If you want to buy If you want to buy
Speaker 3: a set of golf clubs on Klarna and pay fifty
Speaker 3: dollars a month, you can do.
Speaker 1: It's definitely right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But are these the same people that like the
Speaker 2: five easy payments of six ninety nine.
Speaker 4: That you see, you know, like I think they do
Speaker 4: stuff like look, if you need to make five easy
Speaker 4: payments of six ninety nine, you're dumb at You're broke
Speaker 4: ass shouldn't be buying whatever it is?
Speaker 1: Well, listen, at.
Speaker 4: Least you did would have had like an item in
Speaker 4: your hand. Door Dash is teamed up with Klarna, so
Speaker 4: you can eat and pay the bill later. You can
Speaker 4: choose to pay in full. You can split it into
Speaker 4: four easy payments if you'd like, or you can post
Speaker 4: on your payment until your next payday for food for
Speaker 4: door dash food.
Speaker 1: And what's the rate on this? What's the rate on
Speaker 1: this friendliness? What's that meal costing you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: On door dash and at McDonald's.
Speaker 4: If our daughter will get like a twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: door dash gift card and order for McDonald's and it's
Speaker 4: thirty bucks, so probably with like fees and.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
Speaker 4: If you've choose to finance your cheeseburger, it's gonna end
Speaker 4: up being like fifty right.
Speaker 3: Is there anything more American than financing fast food?
Speaker 1: You're financing your taco cabana.
Speaker 4: I mean, gosh, sad, feel like you just need to
Speaker 4: not eat it. If you got to split your cheeseburger
Speaker 4: up into four easy payments, there might be a need
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 1: This is so fun. I was just talking to my daughter,
Speaker 1: she's twenty three. She has a.
Speaker 3: Friend who does short term loans through her all the time,
Speaker 3: like a payday loan. She goes, yeah, I just charge
Speaker 3: them all, say I'll give you the money, I'll vendmo
Speaker 3: it now and you just pay me back an extra
Speaker 3: ten dollars.
Speaker 1: She does it like every week.
Speaker 2: She's got here. I'm friends like that too. Their last
Speaker 2: name was Italian. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: Carlots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they had car lots that they didn't sell
Speaker 2: any Carlot cars in once you got here's a loan shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And one of your daughter's friends is doing this.
Speaker 1: My daughter is loaning the money to him all the time.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, she.
Speaker 3: Gets like, she goes, Yeah, I just round the number
Speaker 3: to ten to fifteen dollars, pay me back next week.
Speaker 1: You want to do? What interesting? What if they don't
Speaker 1: pay her back so far they have? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you need some collateral.
Speaker 2: Here, he need give me a call. I know some
Speaker 2: guys break an arm, break it, but I do a guy.
Speaker 2: I went a hunting trip with the guy that owned
Speaker 2: a bunch of on shops in Austin. He sold them
Speaker 2: years ago, and he did pawns and he did loans.
Speaker 2: And I asked him. I was like, how much is
Speaker 2: an average loan, you know? And what's the what's the deal?
Speaker 2: He goes, the average loan, most common loan that we
Speaker 2: give out every single day is twenty bucks. I go, Mike, Well,
Speaker 2: I go, really, he goes, yep, twenty bucks. It's normally
Speaker 2: for a guy that can so he can get enough
Speaker 2: gas to get get to work. And then either the
Speaker 2: next day or the day after, they come back in
Speaker 2: and they pay me twenty five dollars and.
Speaker 1: They an item, right, he didn't.
Speaker 2: He did a lot of them on signatures, and he
Speaker 2: had a lot of repeat guys. And he said, but
Speaker 2: it was twenty bucks. And he said, they always pay.
Speaker 2: They always always come back and pay, and it's just
Speaker 2: short term little loans. There's a lot look there, I
Speaker 2: learned a lot back when was it two thousand and
Speaker 2: eight with the big financial crisis. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: big companies that take one day loans to cover pay
Speaker 2: They get a one day loan just to make sure
Speaker 2: payroll gets covered, and then they pay it back the
Speaker 2: next day and pay a fee.
Speaker 1: I mean, the world of finance is a weird place.
Speaker 2: But little it sounds like, oh, ROLLI Hager's got a
Speaker 2: pretty good business.
Speaker 1: You have a little storefront soon.
Speaker 2: I sort of kind of like that. So, uh, when
Speaker 2: does this door dash thing roll out?
Speaker 4: It might be it might be rolling out right now.
Speaker 4: It says they're trying to compete with Walmart. I was like,
Speaker 4: still though, it's cheeseburgers, it's food. But if it's not
Speaker 4: happening right now, it's happening soon. You just got to
Speaker 4: be really careful with payments, hit and fee stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I see it all the time on like a like
Speaker 3: an Amazon purchase. Yeah, it pops up that you could
Speaker 3: spread out the payments.
Speaker 2: Is a restaurant going to do a fast food going
Speaker 2: to do something like if you run a mile here,
Speaker 2: we'll give you a free cheeseburger. Just show us on
Speaker 2: your phone, show us on Strava that you ran here,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Or walked something.
Speaker 4: I just remember like Kmart and Layoway.
Speaker 1: Does anybody do layout? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Lolway, I love the fact that you could have something
Speaker 4: on Layoway and I would want to go and visit
Speaker 4: my item.
Speaker 1: Whenever I was in the Kmart. You really, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But it was just torture to know that it was
Speaker 4: there and you had two more payments before you could
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 1: Was layaway interest free because you didn't have it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I wasn't paying it. This was like when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I don't know is layaway interest free.
Speaker 1: I don't have no idea. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: I think you just spread out the payments and then
Speaker 3: when it's paid off, you get the item.
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