Speaker 1: Have a good Friday. Everybody been in Skin Show ninety
Speaker 1: seven point one the Eagle wrapping up an incredible week.
Speaker 1: This segment right here is brought to you by Rollertown
Speaker 1: beer Works and Ben. One of your best ideas you've
Speaker 1: had in a long time. And I know because you
Speaker 1: have so few of them. Yeah, they stand out because
Speaker 1: ones they really stand. I was like, has that been
Speaker 1: with a good idea? The sumo crawl that we are
Speaker 1: going to get cranking up tomorrow. I'm so excited about this,
Speaker 1: a big Rollertown Beer Work celebration.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm very excited too. So let's see. Tomorrow is
Speaker 1: April nineteenth, and a week from April nineteenth, April twenty sixth,
Speaker 1: we will hold our Dallas Sumo Club Sumo Wrestling Tournament
Speaker 1: at Rollertown. It is a spectacle something you got to see.
Speaker 1: It'll be going on Friday and then the tournament starts Saturday.
Speaker 1: People flying from all over the globe to come to
Speaker 1: Rollertown's Sumo wrestling tournament in Salina. So we figured we'd
Speaker 1: do a pub crawl to get people excited about it
Speaker 1: out in the Prosperous Line area. So we've rented a
Speaker 1: Limo from Alba Limousines. It's called the Instigator. Oh Hu
Speaker 1: like that. We're gonna fill it with sumo wrestlers and
Speaker 1: we're gonna drive around to a couple different bars in
Speaker 1: the area. We're gonna go to the Gin owned by
Speaker 1: Mike Pettis on Broadway and Prosper One of the coolest
Speaker 1: spots in town. Right down from them is brand new
Speaker 1: the Tavern on Broadway, which is one of the coolest
Speaker 1: dive style bars I've ever been to. Excited to go
Speaker 1: to that, So we'll go from there to there. Then
Speaker 1: we'll go to the Nook, which is in Light Farms
Speaker 1: owned by Anthony Morrel. Awesome place, and then they also
Speaker 1: own Heyday in downtown Salina. So we're gonna take those
Speaker 1: sumo wrestlers to each bar, spend about twenty minutes there
Speaker 1: by a bunch of Rollertowns handout flyers, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna end it all Saturday night by finishing our tour
Speaker 1: our crawl back at Rollertown where we have our favorite
Speaker 1: band ever performing. And then next Friday we're doing the
Speaker 1: bin and Skin show from Rollertown before the Sumo draft
Speaker 1: and then the sumo events. The next day. So lots
Speaker 1: of Sumo Rollertown collaborations here over the next eight days.
Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this. This thing is big.
Speaker 1: You guys do this weekend. Yep.
Speaker 2: He just said, like the sumo thing, that's gonna be
Speaker 2: a huge weekend. That's use guys. Well.
Speaker 1: Our buddy KB, who we grew up with, reached out
Speaker 1: today and goes, man, sounds like it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: great weekend at Rollertown And I was like, he's thinking
Speaker 1: of the sumo wrestling thing and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like you guys are putting a bunch
Speaker 1: of them in a bus. He goes, and then he
Speaker 1: knew about it. Yeah, he knew about that even before.
Speaker 1: But he knew he had heard of Brand New Funk.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, is it true that you have a
Speaker 1: nineties hip hop DJ with a live drummer? Is that
Speaker 1: happening at Rollertown on Saturday? I was like, Yes, that's all.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I'm most excited about. They're approaching Emerald
Speaker 1: City status in terms of being booked. Yeah, every day
Speaker 1: Brand New Funk is somewhere. We love them so much.
Speaker 1: There's so much fun. They are party starters. Man, listen
Speaker 1: to this. Ben knows this. I don't think you guys
Speaker 1: know this yet. So a Rollertown, we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: yacht rock weekend. We do it every year, and this
Speaker 1: year on Saturday Night, Brand New Funk is gonna do
Speaker 1: a brand new It's gonna be called brand Yacht Funk.
Speaker 1: Oh and they're gonna do a yacht rock version of
Speaker 1: what they do. That's pretty wild. It's gonna be badass.
Speaker 1: I don't man. Typically, I like when you say, what
Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? I have to touch base
Speaker 1: with my wife and find I'm still in that youth
Speaker 1: sports window. My daughter's fourteen. She's typically got a track
Speaker 1: meet that's usually conveniently placed on a Friday night or
Speaker 1: Thursday night. You have to be there the entire ti.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and she of course is an alternate for
Speaker 1: the last race every time. Oh that's huge. There's not
Speaker 1: even guaranteed to run in it, but we got to
Speaker 1: stay there till ten pm. Can you imagine being the
Speaker 1: one time you left ear least she actually had to
Speaker 1: run it, or or she's usually got a Friday or
Speaker 1: Saturday night basketball game. And what's great about that is
Speaker 1: my daughter, like she hates interacting with us in any
Speaker 1: way whatsoever. Mm hmm. Like I tried to give her
Speaker 1: a hug recently, and it was just like hugging a board.
Speaker 1: It was like hugging finding a giant wooden board and
Speaker 1: hugging it. She's no interest and communicating with her parents
Speaker 1: sounds like my grandfather. Plus she went fourteen. Yeah, she's fourteen.
Speaker 1: She's fourteen.
Speaker 3: Fourteen.
Speaker 1: I was fourteen, but not very fourteen. But it's like
Speaker 1: your whole weekend is spent, you know, catering to driving
Speaker 1: around and worshiping at the altar of someone who wants
Speaker 1: no part of you. All Right, So here's what, here's
Speaker 1: my situation. My poor wife. She's alive, she's married to me.
Speaker 1: Her birthday is April twentieth. She chose that because she's
Speaker 1: a stoner. That means that if you work on the
Speaker 1: Mavericks broadcast, or really any local NBA broadcast, that's the
Speaker 1: weekend the playoffs start. So the Mavericks were in the
Speaker 1: playoffs for a long time, so we could never plan
Speaker 1: her birthday because we had no idea what their playoff
Speaker 1: situation was going to be. At a lot of times,
Speaker 1: you don't know until four days before. So then you
Speaker 1: guys saw how this year was unfolding. So she's excited
Speaker 1: about the Luca trade. Right, we were thinking, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go do something her birthdays on Sunday, and
Speaker 1: you know, we want to get the family and go
Speaker 1: out to a nice restaurant. But a lot of nice
Speaker 1: restaurants are closed on Sundays, you know. So then we
Speaker 1: were like, all right, well and me and Ben have
Speaker 1: this deal on Saturday night. The Sumo crawl says like,
Speaker 1: I can't do a Saturday night. We either got to
Speaker 1: do it Sunday night. Really, let's move it to Friday
Speaker 1: night because old restaurants will have the full restaurants to
Speaker 1: choose from. Well, my daughter works late and comes I'm tired,
Speaker 1: So we ended up getting reservations at a stake place
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock. The game starts at eight thirty. The
Speaker 1: mav game starts a day thirty. Wait, so are you
Speaker 1: gonna be able to see the game. Well, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna record it and stay away from it until I
Speaker 1: get Wow, you are not an MFFFFL. So discussed. We
Speaker 1: don't need you, dude, We don't need you. You're off.
Speaker 1: And here's the other thing. If the Mavericks win, it
Speaker 1: greatly impacts my schedule because then suddenly we're gonna be
Speaker 1: doing games next week. So that so my poor wife,
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, we can't even really go to dinner
Speaker 1: on my actual birthday because the places we want to go,
Speaker 1: and then you're telling me on Friday night the dinner
Speaker 1: we plan is actually during the Maverick game, which is
Speaker 1: then going to determine if you disappears. She's constantly gets
Speaker 1: screwed over on her birthday, so we're gonna do kind
Speaker 1: of double birthday celebration, good dinner tonight with the kids,
Speaker 1: and then Sunday after the noon Maverick game, if they
Speaker 1: do play, I'll take her somewhere in the afternoon and
Speaker 1: we'll do something on her birthday. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: a birthday Maverick weekend. Yeah, and had a sumo crawl
Speaker 1: on Saturday, right, So what about you guys, you youngsters
Speaker 1: on our show.
Speaker 3: I'm going to cause them for the first time. Do
Speaker 3: you guys know what's happening to the battle? Ye's freaking
Speaker 3: mania tomorrow and I'm going to cause them and I'm
Speaker 3: so excited.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. So talking, I went and
Speaker 1: worked at Maverick Game when they played the Pacers, and
Speaker 1: so I was talking to all the causing people, you know,
Speaker 1: people that work there, and almost every single one of
Speaker 1: them said, the best thing that happens at COUSM is
Speaker 1: a wrestling event. I can't like all of them to
Speaker 1: a t said, I like this board, I like that,
Speaker 1: but man, when WrestleMania is here. When WW is, they
Speaker 1: were saying that it's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tomorrow night, that's tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Now it's WrestleMania is like five hours, right, and we're
Speaker 4: not gonna see it Sunday night because we'll be on
Speaker 4: a flight. So Mike and I were talking, like, do
Speaker 4: we get up there early because they always start with
Speaker 4: like a big match and then you know if they
Speaker 4: sprinkle in the little ones and then all the big
Speaker 4: stuffs later on. So do we get there and stay
Speaker 4: there for five hours?
Speaker 3: Yes, the long night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's a bucket list thing to go experience.
Speaker 1: Cause them, Yeah, wait till you see a giant wrestler's
Speaker 1: head and it'll be the size of to be the
Speaker 1: size of the iHeart building on the screen. So weird.
Speaker 2: I've been watching something like that too with wrestling fans
Speaker 2: who are just really into it and like there's always
Speaker 2: a big turn or something that happens at WrestleMania. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: so something crazy is gonna happen. You don't know what.
Speaker 2: I could see everyone like learning that happens at once,
Speaker 2: the big freak out that would happen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a great time. Do you know where
Speaker 1: your seats are at?
Speaker 3: Cause him, I don't. We were invited by a friend.
Speaker 1: Oh are you gonna be near the top turnbuckle?
Speaker 2: I bet that's also where you see the most like Crotch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like for anything that they're showing at Cashmuse, Like the
Speaker 2: guy gets up on the thing and maybe he's just
Speaker 2: wearing the pants. Just the speed out, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I like see him punk yeah or Crick Flair
Speaker 1: used to do like that's just what they do. They
Speaker 1: just go with the speed out. So your your bulge
Speaker 1: intake could be huge bulge intake. That's a good podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that reminds me ed to Steakhouse in wrestling and Crotch.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of the time we went to Nick
Speaker 1: and Sam's and Kat looked up in one of these
Speaker 1: big global Icon wrestlers. Was Lesner, right, brock Less? Is
Speaker 1: that what he is? Or is he an MMA guy?
Speaker 1: He's a wrestler, right, he was MMA? Then he crossed
Speaker 1: over and the rest okay, Yeah, so he's like he
Speaker 1: seemed like he was six or eight, and he was
Speaker 1: standing next to our table at crotch level. Was her eyeballs,
Speaker 1: and so all she could focus on was she didn't
Speaker 1: see a bulge. Was he wearing tight jeans? He was
Speaker 1: wearing tight jeans, and she did not see a bulge.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I didn't even know people look for bulges, Christina.
Speaker 4: No, you try to avoid it, honestly, you try to
Speaker 4: not look for it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you about that. I've just seen what
Speaker 1: you were doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm just hanging out.
Speaker 1: Are you going out this weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: And that's why they never called him crotch lessener. I
Speaker 1: should have. She the reason we needed to go to
Speaker 1: hers because she used to have a poster of led Zeppelin.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe she still does. And they're all wearing
Speaker 1: tight jeans with bulges. Yeah, they all have armadillos in
Speaker 1: their pants and I never noticed it, right, you guys.
Speaker 4: Then you guys pointed it out and that's all I
Speaker 4: see now. So it's hidden in the storage now.
Speaker 1: No, it's above the fireplace.
Speaker 3: It's not hanging up anywhere.
Speaker 1: It's framed next to the fate of Man Kat. What
Speaker 1: is your bulge doing.
Speaker 2: I had a big weekend and going storm chasing tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Never one be safe this weekend. I'm gonna track him
Speaker 2: down so you no worries. And then tonight I'm going
Speaker 2: to Longhorn Ballroom to see a band I've never seen
Speaker 2: before because they have not toured since I was eleven
Speaker 2: years old nineteen ninety nine. The band is called Soul
Speaker 2: Coughing and I cannot wait for this. I've always liked
Speaker 2: this band from New York. They're so weird and yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see them tonight.
Speaker 1: I've heard him being described as cake with melody. No,
Speaker 1: that's not even close.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: They're like like all.
Speaker 2: Rock, but it's something like I think there's like hip
Speaker 2: hop elements as well. The bass players going up right base.
Speaker 2: We're having a good time, okay.
Speaker 1: So you'll be happy to hear this KT. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of times any interaction with Skin just stresses
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Speaker 1: which is a phenomenal play. I love Jakes. I'm of
Speaker 1: the best burgers in town. And I said, wait, did
Speaker 1: you say it was raining tomorrow night? And he volunteered this.
Speaker 1: Skin said, I haven't seen any of KT's models. With
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Speaker 2: Kevin dot Turner at iHeartMedia dot com. I'll give you
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Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time KT looked all the models
Speaker 1: dead in the eye and he.
Speaker 2: Said to them, let's just keep our ears to the
Speaker 2: ground and see what we can come up with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was meaningful. Everybody, have a good weekend. Christina
Speaker 1: is going to stick around and play some tunes till
Speaker 1: MAVs pregame at eight right here on the Eagle. Here
Speaker 1: you going, well, I'm gonna get my sack back, dude,
Speaker 1: God bless Jesus.