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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to reality TV Cringe. I am one

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<v Speaker 1>of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real

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<v Speaker 1>tight homegirl and my daughter in law, Badcher.

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<v Speaker 2>I could just pinch your cheeks, so beautiful, Sabbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Your natural hair is getting so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glorious. I love it. We are back to recap

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<v Speaker 1>some Sister Wives. We are on season nineteen. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be talking episode thirteen, even though, honestly, and I must admit,

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<v Speaker 1>we missed the recap for episode twelve last week.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was because I've heard my ass got sick

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<v Speaker 2>from your husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Because my husband went to Europe and my husband doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>see fit to take care of his old ass. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>take some multi vitamins, get some antioxidants. He can't, and

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<v Speaker 1>he cannot be bothered. So he gets on a plane

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<v Speaker 1>with all these other unwashed people, goes to an unwashed country,

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<v Speaker 1>gets sick and carries it back to his immuno compromised,

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<v Speaker 1>very skinny, wilicate. He doesn't have enough body fat to

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<v Speaker 1>actually process viral infections, and so as soon as he

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<v Speaker 1>got homies like, I hate to say it, but I'm sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was just sick. In September from this.

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<v Speaker 2>As I know, and you were so fucking pissed. You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>he came back and I'm gonna get sick and you

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<v Speaker 2>did no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was taking my zinc though, taking that you gave me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to elderberries. I was praying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like please Lord, I don't want to be sick. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on Thanksgiving, bitch, there was the tickle in the

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<v Speaker 1>throat and then I got monstrously ill and I was

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<v Speaker 1>mad the entire time, and my husband I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to look at it. I'm like Jesus. Every time

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<v Speaker 1>we get sick, it's because if you how about take

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<v Speaker 1>care of yourself. Would it be so hard to just

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<v Speaker 1>take a fucking vitamin?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean honestly. And now he's in Boston, I know

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta be bring something bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Anyway, So I was sick, I couldn't hate,

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<v Speaker 1>I could hardly talk, and I'm still a bit flugamy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I apologize in advance, and so if you have

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<v Speaker 1>the misceifhonial, like I do, I apologize for everything that's

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<v Speaker 1>going on over here in advance. Sorry about that. Yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>But we're back this week and we are rarin to go,

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to talk with you about all things sister wives. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but before we do, we have to issue you a disclaimer. Bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>please hide your wife and hide your kids. This is

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<v Speaker 1>We pop off at the mouth, and we don't care

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not going to stop. So if you're sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>about stove like you don't want me talking about you

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<v Speaker 1>or something or addressing you or whatever, you might want

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, kai, well, then welcome to this dumpster.

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<v Speaker 2>We finally hit fifty five hundred Instagram followers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know about YouTube. How are we

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<v Speaker 1>just trying. We're just trying to make it to five thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what's the problem on to like? I feel

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what do we gotta do selfhie picks or something?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Raccoon's on the only fans young and new

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<v Speaker 1>biol you got some things to offer, Beatrice, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>It should be for the patrons only?

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<v Speaker 1>are down with the dumpster, down with the fatness, and

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<v Speaker 1>we would love to see you there. Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get into the latest episode of Sister Wife season nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>which is episode thirteen. But did you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>like a little recappy poo of the previous episode?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, it was just there was a couple things

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<v Speaker 2>that happened. Sure, there was Cody still crying in Pairwan

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<v Speaker 2>and Mary being like, this would be so much easier

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<v Speaker 2>if Cody wasn't was a jerk, Right, I'm just like, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been a drink it's all entire time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we have Sir Vanna's graduation party.

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<v Speaker 1>Sub Fana and her cheek. She's so cretty, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so adorbus. But Cody and Robin were not invited

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<v Speaker 2>and they were not like they're ousted from the family club.

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<v Speaker 1>But didn't you think it was weird that Cody was

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<v Speaker 1>attributing him not being able to attend to how everybody

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<v Speaker 1>felt about Robin. Yeah versus no, Cody, we just don't

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<v Speaker 1>like you because you're a terrible husband and father.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we also don't like your bitch wife either,

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition, true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he anything to take the heat off of him. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>let me have Mary going to London and crying at

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<v Speaker 2>Stone Hinge because it's where she's always wanted to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. I saw a lot of people making fun of

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<v Speaker 1>her for having such an emotional response at Stonehenge. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just remember, like back in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and four, when I was about eighteen years old. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even let me finish, and you're already laughing. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Ireland. I was my own. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to take a space, like take some space and just

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm great.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent like three weeks on my own, a young

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<v Speaker 1>and I dare say, beautiful, beautiful woman in Dublin, just

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<v Speaker 1>meeting all these people randomly and I had the time

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<v Speaker 1>of my life and it really was such a special

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<v Speaker 1>moment that I look back on so very fondly. So

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<v Speaker 1>I could really relate to Mary, and so I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make fun of her for that. No, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought that was great. And she talked about

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<v Speaker 2>how it was empowering and awesome, and I'm like, you know, what,

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<v Speaker 2>good for you? You should be able to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Mary goes back to Flagstaff to see Cody again,

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<v Speaker 2>well last time, while she writes a check to pay

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<v Speaker 2>off a quarter of Coyote Pass, even though she only

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<v Speaker 2>owns a third of one property, which equals out to

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<v Speaker 2>about ten percent. Right, she's paying off a quarter of

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking property.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she is trusting that he will do the right thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And on camera, Cody does say we're gonna split it equally, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I was wondering if they could use that

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<v Speaker 1>as evidence if there's ever a lawsuit because he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>do what he says he's gonna do. Can they submit

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<v Speaker 1>that as evidence or not? Because they're saying and they're

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<v Speaker 1>acting like they're going to be fair, but of course

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and I mean Cody even mentioned something in that

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<v Speaker 2>episode about Janelle, because Mary also went to rat on

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<v Speaker 2>Janelle to Cody and Robin in this conversation, which is

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<v Speaker 2>that's just stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, fuck you, She's dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>The pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's her allegiance.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she's trying to say, I'm not gonna sit I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be on the side of the wives.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be on the side of Cody

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<v Speaker 1>and Robin. I'm gonna sit on the fence and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look at both sides and be like, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>have picked a side. Yeah, this is you picking a side.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to the McMansion and telling them that Janelle visited

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<v Speaker 1>you and wanted to protect you in case they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to cheat you out of the land. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is where Cody says on his talking head

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<v Speaker 2>that Janelle's worried that he will screw her, and he's honest,

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be honest that he has thought about screwing her,

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<v Speaker 2>but his wife with a conscience aka Robin won't let him,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a load of sure, load of shit. And

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<v Speaker 2>then the last part of that episode last week was

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<v Speaker 2>Cody going to Vegas with his dumb brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>His dumbbald brothers, his dumb brothers showing up with his hairnet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, unleashing the curls. Yeah, the grotesque balderie

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<v Speaker 1>of it all horrible, just the real estate of yellow

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<v Speaker 1>Pa bald pate Off, just like looking like such a clown,

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<v Speaker 1>yet such a fool, having absolutely no ability to see

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<v Speaker 1>himself in any moment, no interest, affection, no insight. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>see what a ding dong he looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all. And then they go and visit the

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<v Speaker 2>cul de sac that they used to live in, and

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<v Speaker 2>one of the brothers asks him if there's any hope

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<v Speaker 2>in reconciling with Janelle at least, and Cody's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to, but she won't give you the tub of.

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<v Speaker 1>Dose, which is a lie. Has been contradicted multiple times

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<v Speaker 1>by you on the show, that you don't love her

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't want to be with her, So why

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<v Speaker 1>are you lying to your brothers. You're such a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he also trashes polygamy and says that polygamy

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<v Speaker 2>kills intimacy and he wants an emotionally intimate relationship as

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<v Speaker 2>one of his brothers is still living polygamy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that old ass one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wonder what his marriages are like?

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<v Speaker 1>Qhy terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? God, So that was it last week. Yes, so

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<v Speaker 2>this week episode thirteen entitled give Up the Ghost. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what that's in reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the ghost of the marriage between Cody

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<v Speaker 1>and Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that makes sense. But we start with

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<v Speaker 2>Mary and her two fake friends going to Lacai and

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<v Speaker 2>having a nice sit town lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Now are these real friends or did the producers hire

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Well, I mean, Mary says that these

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<v Speaker 2>two ladies were with her when she had the spiritual release,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they've been with her this whole entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>But Mary one, well she said she used to babysit Andrea.

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<v Speaker 2>But Mary lies, I don't Yeah, who knows, probably, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like whatever. Andrea and Hillari with the weirdest

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<v Speaker 2>spelling names ever. Tragedy, Yeah, very ridiculous. They go and

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<v Speaker 2>have lunch with Mary and they kind of talk about

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<v Speaker 2>like polygamy and how it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they start off the conversation by asking Mary if

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<v Speaker 1>she's sucked anybody yet, Well, yeah, one of them does,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm like, that's great. That's my girl right there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one I'd want to hang out with. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they kind of get into a conversation about Cody

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<v Speaker 1>like how it was all so strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then they also ask Mary if she's still

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<v Speaker 2>used to be very close, but now she just doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really know how to be friends with her husband's wife,

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<v Speaker 2>her ex husband's wife. It's very weird, which I thought

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of telling why, Well, just because like they

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<v Speaker 2>i mean, according to Mary, stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, then she is stupid because Robin was never that

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<v Speaker 1>to her and never wanted to be that to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and Mary also looks at Cody as a good

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<v Speaker 1>But then again, I'm like, is she setting up this

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<v Speaker 1>brunch with her friends to have them say all the

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<v Speaker 1>things that she wishes she could say, maybybe she can't

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<v Speaker 1>say right now because there's a potential lawsuit hanging over

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<v Speaker 1>her head, or like she's still trying to get her

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five percent out of it, and so she's not

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<v Speaker 1>the one saying it. She's gonna let these two girls

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe. I mean Mary did say in her talking head

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<v Speaker 2>that she's being more vulnerable in this conversation than she

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<v Speaker 2>ever really has before, and she's like finding the freedom

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<v Speaker 2>to say more things, which is cool. And then next

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<v Speaker 2>week we see in the PREVIOUWS she's calling Cody a dumbass,

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<v Speaker 2>So like maybe she's starting to open up, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I just feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Like ping pong back and forth and back and forth,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I'm over it. And then she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if he changed, maybe I would go back

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<v Speaker 1>to him. Like even in this conversation when she's talking

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<v Speaker 1>to these girls, she seems like she would go back

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<v Speaker 1>to him, and one of them even calls her out yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And essentially they're trying to tell her like get over

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, like stop pining over him, Like just.

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<v Speaker 1>Be grateful you have the time with him, but like

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<v Speaker 1>be here now, in this moment, in the chapter of

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<v Speaker 1>your life, you have your whole world ahead of you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think this is where Mary says something like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but what would my life be like if he had

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<v Speaker 1>told me seven years ago when I was forty five

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<v Speaker 1>years old and not fifty two years old, Like how

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<v Speaker 1>much more of a life could I have had? Or

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<v Speaker 1>a head start with a life could I have had,

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<v Speaker 1>Which is a valid statement. But Mary, let's not abdicate

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<v Speaker 1>all the responsibility of that marriage. Let let's not put

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<v Speaker 1>it all onto Cody. Abdicated the wrong word. Let's not

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<v Speaker 1>assign it all to Cody, because you were the one

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<v Speaker 1>who chose to stay. You were the one who was

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<v Speaker 1>not having a sexual relationship with your husband. You are

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<v Speaker 1>the one who was never even visited by your husband.

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<v Speaker 1>You were not even in the rotation. He hated your guts,

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<v Speaker 1>he was saying so on television. So let's talk about

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<v Speaker 1>your responsibility in staying in that fucked up situation. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not something he necessarily did to you. It's something you

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to take place as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, right well, for sure, yeah, for sure. And I

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<v Speaker 2>mean the one of the other interesting things one of

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<v Speaker 2>the friends said was talking about like Robin. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew from the moment he married Robin that he

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<v Speaker 2>was going to prefer her, only he only ever cared

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<v Speaker 2>about her. So I'm glad that you're finally seeing it.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mary in her talking heads like, yeah, it took

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<v Speaker 2>me longer than normal to realize that that was the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm just like, what do you What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like how much do you need to see for it

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<v Speaker 2>to finally hit you? Like what was the defining moment

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<v Speaker 2>when he said he doesn't want to be married to

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<v Speaker 2>you anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I feel like she's been knowing all along, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the week before when Jen was talking to camera and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, yeah, I was around them in Las Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw it way back then. He was spending

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<v Speaker 1>all of his time with Robin. Yeah, he wasn't spending

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<v Speaker 1>it with the other wives, like Jen and Mary were

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<v Speaker 1>talking during that time. For sure, Mary was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>all of these women that were now being introduced to

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<v Speaker 1>that we've never seen before. All of these women know

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<v Speaker 1>the score. That's because Mary was telling them what was

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<v Speaker 1>going on. It's not like she was oblivious to the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that Cody was treating her badly. She knew that's

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<v Speaker 1>why she had it, but in her mouth, sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>a tub talking to somebody that she thought was a

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<v Speaker 1>man that she would have one hundred percent left Cody for.

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<v Speaker 2>Right well, and that's where she brings up the religious

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<v Speaker 2>aspect of it, Like she talks about how you're taught

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<v Speaker 2>like very much a huge tenet of the religion is

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<v Speaker 2>that suffering is the way to get into heaven, and

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<v Speaker 2>especially in plural marriage, like you have to suffer to

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<v Speaker 2>get into heaven. And so now she no longer believes

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<v Speaker 2>that now that she's hashtag worthied up and left Cody.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe that was the reason why she stayed for

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<v Speaker 2>so long, like she just thought, oh, like this is just.

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<v Speaker 1>We like delineate from the time of the Catfish. Though

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<v Speaker 1>maybe up to the time of the Catfish she was

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<v Speaker 1>being long suffering and staying in this relationship thinking she

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<v Speaker 1>was doing it for Collob and to be in eternity

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<v Speaker 1>with this man. But once we get to the catfish

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<v Speaker 1>and you are willing to put a banana in your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and leave people voice messages to this sam person

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<v Speaker 1>who were ultimately played. These messages were ultimately played on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet talking about how much you want him and

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<v Speaker 1>want the relationship, like at that point, though, are we

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<v Speaker 1>suffering or are you trying to get out? And then

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't work out, and so then you stayed.

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<v Speaker 2>Why probably out of shame and also probably out of

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<v Speaker 2>suffering too, Like she just thought like, oh, I really

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up, Like I need to prove my loyalty to

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<v Speaker 2>my man. That way I can still get to heaven

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<v Speaker 2>and COLDA.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the catfish was the closest you got

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<v Speaker 1>to waking the fuck up. I wish Sam was real.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish there was a man out there who lured

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<v Speaker 1>you out in the most terrible situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, if she would have been the first one to leave,

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<v Speaker 2>all the others would have left instantly after that, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would happen when Christine left, everybody else did too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Somebody had to do it first, and Mary was

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<v Speaker 2>not going to be the one. Yep. So yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>whole conversation was kind of interesting. And then Mary brings

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<v Speaker 2>up that her and Cody visited Lacai thirteen years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is where she tried to get him to

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<v Speaker 2>see her perspective on jealousy and plural marriage, where she

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<v Speaker 2>put the question like, hey, what if I was dating

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else, what if I had another man? And Cody

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<v Speaker 2>back then said, oh, the vulgarity of that, which just

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely disgusted me. I mean, I just can't even think

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<v Speaker 2>about you being with another man. And Mary does say

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<v Speaker 2>in her talking head in this episode that back then

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<v Speaker 2>Cody was trying to make her feel like she was

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<v Speaker 2>crazy for feeling jealousy, that it shouldn't even be a

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<v Speaker 2>thing that she feels. So now she's kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>looking back on her life and realizing all of these flags.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's frustrating that it's so late for everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, we've been saying it since season one, we've

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<v Speaker 2>been seeing it for this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we didn't have the layer or the obfuscation

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<v Speaker 1>of the indoctrination that Mary has. But yes, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's articulating like, jealousy is a normal human emotion

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<v Speaker 1>and I am entitled to feel that. And then that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of segues into the conversation at the table about

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<v Speaker 1>polygamy in general, because one of those girls, and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell them part, when the blonde girl she had

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<v Speaker 1>come up in a polygamist family, and that's the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that Mary had babysat, so she was familiar with the culture.

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<v Speaker 1>The other woman had actually been in a polygamist marriage,

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<v Speaker 1>and Mary, at some point at the table, I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh God, But Mary says, I mean I think the

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<v Speaker 1>problem were the individuals. It was like me, it was Cody,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all of us. Like Robin actually said that,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was. And Mary was saying that she thinks

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<v Speaker 1>polygamy can work in the right situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She was saying that her and Cody were like

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<v Speaker 2>bleach pneumonia, like when you put them together it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>work or something, but that they're good on their own.

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<v Speaker 2>And the girls were like, no, then what are the

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<v Speaker 2>other wies?

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<v Speaker 1>What chemicals are They like, it's non higher concoction did

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<v Speaker 1>not work, And then the blonde girl is talking about

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<v Speaker 1>like how polygamy is so unfair, And then it puts

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<v Speaker 1>you into this kind of space of survival, like am

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<v Speaker 1>I getting as much as the other wife is getting?

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<v Speaker 1>Or am I getting the love that the other wife

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<v Speaker 1>is getting? And so you're constantly in this space of

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<v Speaker 1>wondering and wanting and needing, and survival doesn't equal happiness,

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<v Speaker 1>and in fact, survival can never be happiness, because can

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<v Speaker 1>you be content if you're in survival mode?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Probably not, not really, And so I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was cool, Like I'm glad that these friends were telling

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<v Speaker 2>her that, and I hope they're like actual real friends

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<v Speaker 2>in Mary's life and hopefully they are a good support

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<v Speaker 2>system for that. Like if Mary's telling the truth that

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<v Speaker 2>these women were there for her during the spiritual release,

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<v Speaker 2>then that's great. But just this whole scene was just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of I don't know, it just felt really produced.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if it was produced. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I think there were some real things that came out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Mary in this moment, she's saying, this is

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<v Speaker 1>six months after they have broken up, which I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that's true, right, because this is then the next

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<v Speaker 1>anniversary after he broke up with her, so it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>been a full year. In this moment, she's still delulu though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's still giving the energy in the vibe of like,

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<v Speaker 1>but if Cody wanted me back right now, if Cody

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<v Speaker 1>made some substantial changes, I would consider it. Like she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't say that, but everybody can feel that, and her

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<v Speaker 1>friend is just like, like, I need you to not

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<v Speaker 1>be in that space, like stop let's just be grateful

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<v Speaker 1>for like the time you had with Cody, although why

422
00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:21.720
<v Speaker 1>would you be grateful, Like, at least be grateful, That's fine,

423
00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:24.799
<v Speaker 1>and then embrace where you are now and move forward

424
00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:28.000
<v Speaker 1>from that place, not needing to look back and identify

425
00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.880
<v Speaker 1>yourself with that situation that you were in because you

426
00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:31.799
<v Speaker 1>got to break free.

427
00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, if I have to hear her say

428
00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:35.839
<v Speaker 2>one more time, there could have been a way for

429
00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:37.400
<v Speaker 2>us to make it work. I feel like me and

430
00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Cody could have made it work. I wanted to slap

431
00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:42.160
<v Speaker 2>her through the TV, like, please just stop saying that.

432
00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Stop even thinking that, because well.

433
00:20:43.559 --> 00:20:46.839
<v Speaker 1>You called her pathetic in the car, and you're like,

434
00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to say that on the pod because

435
00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:50.519
<v Speaker 1>I know so many people root for Mary, but she's

436
00:20:50.519 --> 00:20:53.480
<v Speaker 1>so fucking pathetic, And like, tell the people how you feel,

437
00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:55.160
<v Speaker 1>because there are a lot of people out there that

438
00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:57.759
<v Speaker 1>agree with you it is pathetic. But a lot of us,

439
00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:00.759
<v Speaker 1>women and men, we get pathetic in really we do.

440
00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:03.279
<v Speaker 1>We don't know our own worth, which is what makes

441
00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:05.640
<v Speaker 1>it so ironic that one year later, well probably in

442
00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:09.039
<v Speaker 1>the same calendar year, she starts Worthy up. Yeah, and

443
00:21:09.039 --> 00:21:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and in this moment yet March or April of twenty

444
00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:13.279
<v Speaker 1>twenty three, she's still pathetic.

445
00:21:13.400 --> 00:21:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh totally yeah. And I say that as somebody who's

446
00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.839
<v Speaker 2>kind of a harder person, Like I'm just like.

447
00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Growl the fuck up, get your shit together.

448
00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:21.839
<v Speaker 2>That's the kind of person I am. I'm just like,

449
00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't I can't tolerate like pity all the time,

450
00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Like I can't tolerate people just be like, but it

451
00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:31.960
<v Speaker 2>could have worked, could I work? Shut my god, he

452
00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:34.319
<v Speaker 2>literally told you that he hated you and didn't care

453
00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:35.640
<v Speaker 2>if you're alive or dead.

454
00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Does not want to insert himself in any aspect of

455
00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:40.039
<v Speaker 1>your life, does not care if you're alive or dead.

456
00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Like I just want to shake her and be like,

457
00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:42.880
<v Speaker 2>That's why I didn't want to say she was pathetic.

458
00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.279
<v Speaker 1>But I do think, okay, that's fair. I think a

459
00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:47.240
<v Speaker 1>lot of people do. A lot of people like understand

460
00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:49.079
<v Speaker 1>the process and have been there, like we're all at

461
00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:51.559
<v Speaker 1>different spaces and places in the dumpster.

462
00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:54.039
<v Speaker 2>But I will say I am rooting for her. I'm

463
00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:56.000
<v Speaker 2>glad that she went to Stonehenge, Like I'm glad that

464
00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.119
<v Speaker 2>she's like living her best life. I hope she ends

465
00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:00.519
<v Speaker 2>up finding a mean or a nice butcher lives me

466
00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:03.759
<v Speaker 2>in on a motorcycle. I hope she finds love because

467
00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:06.400
<v Speaker 2>she does deserve that. She does deserve happiness and peace

468
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:08.559
<v Speaker 2>in her life, and I do wish her the very best. Okay,

469
00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:11.160
<v Speaker 2>so nobody come for me, And Okay, I'm just saying,

470
00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:12.240
<v Speaker 2>you're so defensive.

471
00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:14.480
<v Speaker 1>If they don't agree with you, it's not the end

472
00:22:14.519 --> 00:22:18.200
<v Speaker 1>of the world. I'm just playing two fingers up, fucking

473
00:22:19.119 --> 00:22:21.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm just playing. Okay, all right.

474
00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Next thing we have is Christine going wedding dress shopping

475
00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:26.640
<v Speaker 2>for like what felt like an hour.

476
00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:32.279
<v Speaker 1>It was a long time. And so something positive I

477
00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:37.519
<v Speaker 1>can say about that was Christine is finally getting her

478
00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:41.160
<v Speaker 1>moment to be the special princess doll who gets to

479
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:43.359
<v Speaker 1>go and try on all of these wedding dresses, like

480
00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:46.279
<v Speaker 1>she had to sit there and watch Robin do right right,

481
00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:48.000
<v Speaker 1>And she never got a chance to do that because

482
00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:51.680
<v Speaker 1>her mom sewed her terribly unfortunate dress, horrible dress, and

483
00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:54.240
<v Speaker 1>she married Cody, who looked like a hostage victim in

484
00:22:54.279 --> 00:22:58.079
<v Speaker 1>that one picture that they keep showing us their marriage. Huh.

485
00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:00.680
<v Speaker 1>So she finally gets this moment and we get to

486
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:03.960
<v Speaker 1>share it with her. I thought that was really cool. Yeah, now,

487
00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:05.480
<v Speaker 1>but if you want to get down to the brass

488
00:23:05.559 --> 00:23:10.160
<v Speaker 1>tacks of the dresses, I'm like, they were They were

489
00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:13.000
<v Speaker 1>all bad. And this is the dress designer, This is

490
00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:16.680
<v Speaker 1>the women who designs these dresses. To helping and selecting

491
00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.759
<v Speaker 1>these dresses, this designer is terrible. No offense if you're watching,

492
00:23:19.799 --> 00:23:23.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you're not, but like, bad, the designs are bad.

493
00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:27.240
<v Speaker 1>And just because Christine is a little fluffier like a

494
00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:29.599
<v Speaker 1>lot of us raccoons up in this stumpster, doesn't mean

495
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:32.319
<v Speaker 1>we need to put her into something so straight and

496
00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:36.759
<v Speaker 1>dowdy and matronly and frankly ugly. All those dresses were terrible.

497
00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm just gonna tell you how I feel.

498
00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Baby Christine wanted that though she wanted a form fit

499
00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.000
<v Speaker 2>in sexy deep kok.

500
00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:46.440
<v Speaker 1>There's different ways. So, I mean, you can be a

501
00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:48.839
<v Speaker 1>little fluffy and still get a waste, and you can

502
00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:52.319
<v Speaker 1>still have like tailored shoulders and you can like lift

503
00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:54.440
<v Speaker 1>up the fucking tits and stuff like all of that

504
00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:57.559
<v Speaker 1>was everything was bad. Everything was bad.

505
00:23:57.839 --> 00:23:59.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, just like all of the dresses were just

506
00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:01.960
<v Speaker 2>really bad, especially the vagina dress. I'm like, why would

507
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:03.640
<v Speaker 2>we even put that on? Oh my god? And then

508
00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:05.200
<v Speaker 2>we had to hear McKelty talk about it.

509
00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:08.279
<v Speaker 1>Michelty's got to be that Kelty's got to make herself

510
00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:09.079
<v Speaker 1>shut up.

511
00:24:09.079 --> 00:24:11.319
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, I am very happy for Christine having

512
00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:14.279
<v Speaker 2>her princess moment. Everything's about her, that's great. She even

513
00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:16.119
<v Speaker 2>talks about it. She's like, it's like a party just

514
00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:19.480
<v Speaker 2>for me, and that's great. She deserves happiness, she deserves

515
00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:20.440
<v Speaker 2>to be with her Mia.

516
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:25.359
<v Speaker 1>And then we have the obligatory conversations with both Christine

517
00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:28.480
<v Speaker 1>and Jeannelle about what happened when they got married. And

518
00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:32.200
<v Speaker 1>this is the recycled content over that literally happens every week,

519
00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:34.720
<v Speaker 1>everything that we've already seen. I mean, did you forget,

520
00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:38.640
<v Speaker 1>producers that we are deranged? And we watched every episode

521
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:40.440
<v Speaker 1>of this show, so we have seen you tell us

522
00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:43.640
<v Speaker 1>this and show us these same pictures. Add in finitem,

523
00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:45.759
<v Speaker 1>you don't need to tell me again, honestly, that you

524
00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:47.519
<v Speaker 1>wore a green dress and that your mom married, when

525
00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:50.119
<v Speaker 1>you don't need to tell me Christine that you felt

526
00:24:50.160 --> 00:24:52.839
<v Speaker 1>terrible and Cody that you couldn't even get off work.

527
00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:57.119
<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares, literally nobody cares. Christine. Just be in this moment,

528
00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:00.920
<v Speaker 1>in your princess doll moment and love that without having

529
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to constantly refer back to how it compares to Cody.

530
00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 1>This is why people think you're still kind of stuck

531
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.119
<v Speaker 1>on Cody. Oh yeah, I just think you're traumatized. Yeah,

532
00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:12.160
<v Speaker 1>and you're working through.

533
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:16.240
<v Speaker 2>It, but like it's too much. Well maybe that's also

534
00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 2>influenced by the producers, Like maybe the producers are asking

535
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:21.720
<v Speaker 2>her and so that's why we're getting this all the time.

536
00:25:22.039 --> 00:25:24.240
<v Speaker 2>But the only thing that I thought was nice flashing

537
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:26.720
<v Speaker 2>back was when Christine talked about how her mom couldn't

538
00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:29.279
<v Speaker 2>be at her first spiritual wedding. Yes, like her mom

539
00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:32.559
<v Speaker 2>made her that really awful, ugly dress, but she still

540
00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:34.720
<v Speaker 2>made it for her because that's her daughter and she

541
00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:37.519
<v Speaker 2>didn't get to be at her wedding, which sucks. So

542
00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:39.680
<v Speaker 2>it's cool that her mom gets to be a part

543
00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:41.960
<v Speaker 2>of this now or like she's at the wedding dress.

544
00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:44.519
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was really really sweet. All of the

545
00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:48.160
<v Speaker 2>dresses were absolutely gone awful. I hated how we had

546
00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>to watch her try on so many of them, and

547
00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:51.279
<v Speaker 2>then at the end she's like, Oh, I'm gonna get

548
00:25:51.319 --> 00:25:53.480
<v Speaker 2>a custom dress and I'm like, oh, so that dress

549
00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:55.759
<v Speaker 2>that you wore that was super loose at your wedding

550
00:25:56.200 --> 00:25:56.720
<v Speaker 2>was custom.

551
00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was like falling off like nip it in,

552
00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:03.920
<v Speaker 1>tuck it in, let's get a waste, let's get an ass,

553
00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 1>let's get some tits well.

554
00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.920
<v Speaker 2>And honestly, that last dresses she tried on, that was

555
00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:10.160
<v Speaker 2>the deep plunge where her tits looked really good. I'm like,

556
00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>why don't you go off go with that instead of

557
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.759
<v Speaker 2>the other dress that you were going.

558
00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:17.400
<v Speaker 1>To Milan and New York City to go to fashion week, Eddie.

559
00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:20.079
<v Speaker 1>They don't know what's going on. She's never seen herself

560
00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:24.440
<v Speaker 1>like this. And fine, if you like it, I love it. Yeah,

561
00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:26.920
<v Speaker 1>end scene scene done.

562
00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Then we have a really terribly produced scene with Robin

563
00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:32.920
<v Speaker 2>and her groage goblins.

564
00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Sorry with Aurora, Oh my god? Should we going censored

565
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:41.279
<v Speaker 1>for my inappropriate critique? Should we? Or should we share

566
00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:41.880
<v Speaker 1>it with the general pop?

567
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:42.079
<v Speaker 2>Maybe?

568
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.279
<v Speaker 1>She just Okay, I'm gonna throw you at I'm gonna

569
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>be super inappropriate. Yeah, and forgive me in advance. And

570
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna tell you I don't care if you

571
00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:52.519
<v Speaker 1>think this is insensitive. I mean, I save it for

572
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:56.559
<v Speaker 1>the comment section. I don't care. Yeah, but those dour children,

573
00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, those beautiful young women who have some

574
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.839
<v Speaker 1>how molded their face into the form of a frown.

575
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>These sour depressed pig Pen remember pig Pen from the

576
00:27:09.160 --> 00:27:12.119
<v Speaker 1>Snoopy comments. You always had that black cloud on this head.

577
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:14.359
<v Speaker 1>It was dirt, but like these children, it's depression. Yeah,

578
00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:18.200
<v Speaker 1>this are demons, Like why are you so young and

579
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:23.880
<v Speaker 1>beautiful and fucking rich? Brianna's frown to her jawlin, which

580
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.279
<v Speaker 1>she inherited from Robin. I'll stop, I'll stop, but like,

581
00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I don't want to be one of

582
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>these fucking men out there who are telling us to

583
00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:34.640
<v Speaker 1>smile more. But like, train your face a little different though,

584
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:37.079
<v Speaker 1>because if you do what you're doing, Brianna, if you

585
00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:39.799
<v Speaker 1>continue to frown to such a degree, you're gonna freeze

586
00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:44.519
<v Speaker 1>in place. Muppets dude, Yes, Marionette lines all the way

587
00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:48.720
<v Speaker 1>down to your fuck You met me literally listen, it's

588
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>so bad. And I was just like, oh my god,

589
00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:53.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel for these children. I feel for these children

590
00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:55.359
<v Speaker 1>and a couple of things, and I know I'm going crazy,

591
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:57.599
<v Speaker 1>but let me just say this. Okay, Cody, So you

592
00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.599
<v Speaker 1>want to kick out Garrison and Gabe as soon as

593
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:05.839
<v Speaker 1>they turn eighteen During a time of COVID during the panorama,

594
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and you want to kick them out and just be like,

595
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:12.079
<v Speaker 1>go figure it out, fuck heads. Yep, but here's Aurora,

596
00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:16.279
<v Speaker 1>ra and Brianna one million years old and Dayton, although

597
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.079
<v Speaker 1>I think he's in the RV. He's like, oh there's

598
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>John a property though. Yes, but they get to be

599
00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:23.119
<v Speaker 1>in the huff. How do you not resolve this for

600
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 1>the audience because you're so with all of your chest,

601
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:27.759
<v Speaker 1>You're like, no, these boys should be out as soon

602
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>as you turn eighteen, go fucking figure it out. And

603
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:34.759
<v Speaker 1>yet these kids, these girls are still haunting like vampires

604
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:37.559
<v Speaker 1>the McMansion and we're not going to talk about it though.

605
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, I think that's totally driven by Robin. I

606
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.839
<v Speaker 2>think that's one hundred percent driven by Robin because I've

607
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:47.920
<v Speaker 2>seen that happen in my own family. Okay, don't to

608
00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:50.079
<v Speaker 2>to Oh I'm going on sensitive for this.

609
00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we are back from the uncensored portion of this

610
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>podcast again. If you want a little bit of that action,

611
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you gotta go to patreon dot com slash reality TV Cringe,

612
00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:01.079
<v Speaker 1>where you can hear all of about Beatrice and her

613
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>storied past. Yes, but yeah, I'm just like, I don't

614
00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:10.759
<v Speaker 1>understand why nobody's talking about it. It's okay, Like, I

615
00:29:10.799 --> 00:29:14.799
<v Speaker 1>get it, people change their mind. Sure, people have different opinions.

616
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Of economy is hard.

617
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:20.480
<v Speaker 1>The economy's hard, I get it. Yeah, but address it

618
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.119
<v Speaker 1>because just two seasons ago you were talking real hard

619
00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:27.279
<v Speaker 1>about your sons and your other kids, and now here

620
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 1>we are in a totally different situation, and we would

621
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>like to understand why. That's all I'm saying.

622
00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:35.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I guarantee all of the Brown siblings feel a

623
00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:37.839
<v Speaker 2>type of way about that shit. I'm sure they look

624
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:40.119
<v Speaker 2>at Robin's kids and they're like, are you kidding me?

625
00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Boil this fuck spoiled as fuck.

626
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 1>So this conversation is about the girls wanting to go

627
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>to a church A load of bullshit. This was really stupid,

628
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:57.039
<v Speaker 1>A load of bullshit. Was designed to make Robin look

629
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:59.759
<v Speaker 1>like such a caring mother who only cares that her

630
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:03.119
<v Speaker 1>dog have a relationship with God, which is a.

631
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Load of crap because if you actually cared, you would

632
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:06.880
<v Speaker 2>have found a church in Vegas, or you would have

633
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:09.440
<v Speaker 2>found a church in Flagstaff. But you didn't. You didn't

634
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:12.440
<v Speaker 2>make any effort to do so, you didn't actually try

635
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.759
<v Speaker 2>to facilitate your daughter's relationships with God or any of

636
00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.599
<v Speaker 2>the Brown kids's relationships with God. So miss me to that?

637
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:22.519
<v Speaker 2>And why are you trying to tell the audience that

638
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:24.680
<v Speaker 2>you miss being a part of a church that not

639
00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:27.319
<v Speaker 2>only your husband has denounced, but the entire fucking family

640
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>has denounced. Like she's talking about missing.

641
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:33.759
<v Speaker 1>The AUB because she's a liar. She's such ful, But

642
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's not forget how sanctimonious she was. Like

643
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>in Vegas when the kids were wanting to go to

644
00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>some evangelical youth group or something just to kind of

645
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.119
<v Speaker 1>hang out with people who wanted to know God a

646
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.559
<v Speaker 1>little bit, and it was Robin Who's like, no, Like,

647
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:50.759
<v Speaker 1>when you're eighteen years old, you guys can make your

648
00:30:50.759 --> 00:30:52.400
<v Speaker 1>own choice, but until then, you need to go to

649
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>the church that we want you to go to. Like

650
00:30:54.079 --> 00:30:57.799
<v Speaker 1>she was real concerned that everybody stayed I guess within

651
00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:01.839
<v Speaker 1>the AUB And Robin even ref first to what they

652
00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>tried to do because they couldn't find a church, which

653
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.319
<v Speaker 1>is have Cody be the priest of the family and

654
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:10.359
<v Speaker 1>have church on Sundays, which she just kind of says, well, yeah,

655
00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>but that didn't work out because I honestly think the

656
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:15.839
<v Speaker 1>only time they ever had church was for the cameras.

657
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, totally.

658
00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 1>That Cody could put himself up there with the Bible

659
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:23.119
<v Speaker 1>or the Pearls of Great Price and pretend to be

660
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:25.640
<v Speaker 1>a preacher because he was trying to fucking find himself

661
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:29.519
<v Speaker 1>within his monstrous ego. So these people have him into church.

662
00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>They're not connected to God in my opinion. And Robin,

663
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>you are actually anti Christ. You're not the anti Christ,

664
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:40.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Well, we don't know, and we don't

665
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.640
<v Speaker 1>actually know, but what you're doing to this entire family

666
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:46.720
<v Speaker 1>is anti the spirit of Christ, which is to love

667
00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:50.000
<v Speaker 1>and to love someone as you love yourself, and to

668
00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:52.480
<v Speaker 1>share and be generous and to not let people go

669
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.839
<v Speaker 1>without like in an RV on fucking leprotic coyote pass

670
00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.319
<v Speaker 1>while you live in this huge mansion and pretend you're

671
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:00.519
<v Speaker 1>so busted it up about it.

672
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.240
<v Speaker 2>I hate her, I hate her so much.

673
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I hated this scene.

674
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hated I hated how she coached the girls

675
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:09.400
<v Speaker 2>and what to say because you could tell and they're

676
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:12.599
<v Speaker 2>both I'm sorry, but both these girls are so stupid.

677
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:16.359
<v Speaker 2>Like Aurora started talking about her Buddhism class, and she

678
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:18.279
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be a part of something like that, and

679
00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Robin tried to shift the conversation back to no, no, no,

680
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:22.920
<v Speaker 2>we got to talk about a Mormon church because that's

681
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:23.640
<v Speaker 2>what we need to be people.

682
00:32:23.640 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>At first she says, okay, so I get it, so

683
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:27.920
<v Speaker 1>like you want some spiritual yeah, because she's trying because

684
00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.559
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people say Robin's a witch. A lot

685
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:34.039
<v Speaker 1>of people say Robin's got that crystal angel wing tower.

686
00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>And she's got all these like little artifacts and arcane

687
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>artifacts that maybe she's like wielding, she's spellbinding, she's doing

688
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>some double double toil in trouble on the entire family,

689
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:48.880
<v Speaker 1>which I don't think so, but maybe she is a

690
00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:51.799
<v Speaker 1>little bit more metaphysical. Although no, because she's such a

691
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:52.599
<v Speaker 1>terrible person.

692
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, then she's not admitting to it. Because she's talking

693
00:32:54.960 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 2>about I want to make kids to have a relationship

694
00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:58.640
<v Speaker 2>with God. I missed my old church, I missed the

695
00:32:58.680 --> 00:32:59.400
<v Speaker 2>old idea.

696
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Performing for us. And then you see how this is

697
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.119
<v Speaker 1>actually impacting the kids because the kids have been I

698
00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>want to use the word groomed, but not in the

699
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:10.039
<v Speaker 1>terrible way, but like her kids have been primed and

700
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:14.119
<v Speaker 1>groomed to be her little mouthpieces in this segment, and

701
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>it's really sad, and you can you can just feel

702
00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the vibe like of the whole house. It's like a spirit,

703
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:24.240
<v Speaker 1>it's like an entity. Like these kids are not possessed,

704
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>but they're oppressed by the spirit of fucking Robin. I

705
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.400
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for them. I want them to find some

706
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:33.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking hot dude at the Assemblies of God or when

707
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:36.839
<v Speaker 1>I found my share Listen, I went to the Assemblies

708
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:39.640
<v Speaker 1>of God church. There's a lot of passion and charisma

709
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:42.079
<v Speaker 1>at that church. I had my first boyfriend at the

710
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Assembly of Bad Church. Oh, were you sucking at fucking Beadress?

711
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Not necessarily, No, I'm just saying I want them to

712
00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:57.039
<v Speaker 1>find a young man who can get them out of

713
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:58.480
<v Speaker 1>this house. I mean, you don't need a man to

714
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:01.799
<v Speaker 1>do that. But they're so weak will oh and weak minded? Yeah,

715
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.039
<v Speaker 1>because they've been impressed upon by this terrible, terrible woman

716
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>who has also impressed herself or as a pox visited

717
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.480
<v Speaker 1>herself on to Cody, who's so dumb and impressionable. Why

718
00:34:13.480 --> 00:34:16.239
<v Speaker 1>he's doing all of these things is just the display

719
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:18.599
<v Speaker 1>in the segment where she's like, holy fuck.

720
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:20.639
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like, I don't give a shit about

721
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>you and your kids. I don't give a shit about

722
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:26.800
<v Speaker 2>your storyline. Get off my television. I would rather watch

723
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:31.519
<v Speaker 2>more of Christine going wedding dress shopping than this. Yes, honestly,

724
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:34.360
<v Speaker 2>oh any fucking day, this is not real.

725
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:35.519
<v Speaker 1>No, this is not real.

726
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 2>But did you see Robin in her talking head with

727
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.519
<v Speaker 2>her fake lashes? I did. She had big fake slashes.

728
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Shadow eyeshadow was a little different, very dark, smoky look,

729
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>kind of a smoky look like she's trying trying to

730
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>do something out here is what did you make of that?

731
00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:52.079
<v Speaker 2>It was kind of ridiculous, kind of look like a clown,

732
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Like you got your eyeliners very thick, and then you

733
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:57.679
<v Speaker 2>got these big ass lashes just flamping around to kind

734
00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:59.239
<v Speaker 2>of hide your eyes a little bit. I'm like, what's

735
00:34:59.239 --> 00:34:59.639
<v Speaker 2>going on.

736
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I think she's trying to be beautiful.

737
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:02.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, she's not.

738
00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that

739
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>if I'm not uncensored. If I'm not uncensored, this was

740
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.119
<v Speaker 1>very disturbing. Yeah, and I didn't understand it. And I

741
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.679
<v Speaker 1>just feel like Robin is like probably one of the

742
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:21.800
<v Speaker 1>worst people on reality TV, and like how Christine was recently.

743
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.039
<v Speaker 1>I guess nominated as Reality TV Person of the Year

744
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.719
<v Speaker 1>or whatever last year, because like, of everything she's been,

745
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Robin could be nominated for worst fucking razzy awful person

746
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.800
<v Speaker 1>ever to be depicted on television.

747
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Or ever in life period.

748
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>She's just a bad person.

749
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:40.119
<v Speaker 2>She is a terrible and.

750
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:44.559
<v Speaker 1>I feel sorry for Brianna and Aurora, and I wonder

751
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 1>what's going on with Dayton, and I just feel I

752
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:47.800
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for these kids.

753
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:49.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh me too. I mean, to have a mother like this,

754
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean she is probably controlling the fuck out of

755
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.360
<v Speaker 2>all of them, because I saw people on Reddit talking

756
00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:56.679
<v Speaker 2>about like how weird this conversation was, even if it

757
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.760
<v Speaker 2>wasn't fake, Like why are your adult children coming to

758
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.280
<v Speaker 2>talk to you? And also kind of ask you permission

759
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:04.920
<v Speaker 2>to look for a church or a boy?

760
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:06.039
<v Speaker 1>Right right?

761
00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:06.719
<v Speaker 2>Like what are you?

762
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:08.079
<v Speaker 1>Well? I do not think they need to go to

763
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:10.679
<v Speaker 1>church to find a boy, but like, go to church

764
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:13.679
<v Speaker 1>and everything else will flow from that. Okay, Robin, Okay,

765
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:16.280
<v Speaker 1>how old were you again when you got with David Jessup?

766
00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Weren't you like eighteen or nineteen or whatever? Spread your

767
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:22.199
<v Speaker 1>leg some man, were you even married or whatever?

768
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:23.119
<v Speaker 3>Right?

769
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:24.840
<v Speaker 1>But you don't want your kids to even date how

770
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:27.119
<v Speaker 1>old is a uror she's like twenty four or something

771
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:29.280
<v Speaker 1>like that. She she could have a boyfriend, or.

772
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Even with you and Coony. I'm like, were you only

773
00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:33.159
<v Speaker 2>an a, you would be just of like cod Oh.

774
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Come on kissing on Cody while Christine's literally giving bird

775
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.199
<v Speaker 1>living and now you want to be all chased for

776
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>your daughters. Miss me with that, miss me with that shit,

777
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:44.079
<v Speaker 1>miss me with it.

778
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.679
<v Speaker 2>And then the last scene of this episode was Christine

779
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:52.320
<v Speaker 2>and David going cake cake tasting, which was very pooring.

780
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't care, I mean about any of it. Was

781
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:55.840
<v Speaker 1>there anything here?

782
00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:58.880
<v Speaker 2>No, except for truly talking about getting a boob cake,

783
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:04.360
<v Speaker 2>and then Christine getting mad at her being inappropriate. She's like,

784
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.920
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, stop we're eating cake, Like, stop being mad.

785
00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:10.760
<v Speaker 2>I think she's playing yeah, And then she's talking about

786
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.159
<v Speaker 2>naked cakes with David.

787
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Who cares so yeah, And again here comes Janelle with

788
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:19.760
<v Speaker 1>her talking head. Well we didn't have cake. I don't care,

789
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:22.639
<v Speaker 1>nobody cares. We don't want to hear any more about this.

790
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I've reached my saturation level. This entire family. Bring me

791
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.800
<v Speaker 1>new information, please, I don't want to see the same pictures.

792
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh, give me some energy. Honestly. And in the final

793
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:38.159
<v Speaker 2>scene was Cody and his talking head talking about Christine

794
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:42.480
<v Speaker 2>in which she told he says it this way. He says,

795
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:48.079
<v Speaker 2>Christine told her kids, I mean our kids and Janelle's kids,

796
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:54.599
<v Speaker 2>that I found my soulmate with Robin, and that Christine

797
00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:57.239
<v Speaker 2>needed to be free to find her soulmate. And Cody

798
00:37:57.280 --> 00:38:00.280
<v Speaker 2>says that made him mad at first, but now his

799
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>time has gone on, he's starting to realize that there

800
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.599
<v Speaker 2>was some truth to it and that Christine was right,

801
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:07.719
<v Speaker 2>which I thought was an interesting comment from him, in

802
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:12.199
<v Speaker 2>an interesting admission. But he's still separating himself from his

803
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.920
<v Speaker 2>literal children and saying that it's Christine's children and Janelle's children.

804
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:18.079
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if it was this episode or

805
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>last week's episode. I was in a haze, but I

806
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:24.840
<v Speaker 1>remember Janelle saying ninety to ninety five percent of his

807
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.719
<v Speaker 1>children are estranged from him yep, And I'm like, oh,

808
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>that means Leon Yep is definitely a strange The only

809
00:38:31.079 --> 00:38:33.880
<v Speaker 1>kids that are not estranged from him are the kids

810
00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:35.559
<v Speaker 1>that are living in this house and that can't get

811
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:38.360
<v Speaker 1>out because it's a wartex of it, a magnetic wartex

812
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:38.800
<v Speaker 1>of doom.

813
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then we had the preview for next week,

814
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:43.920
<v Speaker 2>which I was hoping it was going to be the

815
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:45.159
<v Speaker 2>season finale, but it's not.

816
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:48.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So yeah, because last year we only had fourteen

817
00:38:48.760 --> 00:38:50.519
<v Speaker 1>episodes and we had fortel alls and.

818
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:52.320
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of look backs and they look back and

819
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:53.400
<v Speaker 2>then the specials, and.

820
00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>I was hoping we'd only have fourteen this season. But

821
00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I think because last season was so popular learn so

822
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.760
<v Speaker 1>many people watched, they're like, oh, let's do twenty season.

823
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it twenty episodes.

824
00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.280
<v Speaker 2>What's gonna happen? And I honestly think we're gonna get

825
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:09.360
<v Speaker 2>like a honeymoon special for Christine. I feel like we're

826
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:09.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna get that.

827
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:12.320
<v Speaker 1>We can't. She just went she literally just went on

828
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:13.400
<v Speaker 1>our honeymoon last month.

829
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:17.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so and TLC wasn't fucking filming Sister arrives right then.

830
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:19.480
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, they're probably gonna go fly to Europe. And

831
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I bet you with how much Christine and David content

832
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:26.039
<v Speaker 2>we've seen this season, I just it's either gonna be

833
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 2>like a honeymoon special or it's gonna be like where

834
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:31.159
<v Speaker 2>are they now? Like look at us living together and

835
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:36.360
<v Speaker 2>all this stuff for bare right, I know. But anyway,

836
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:39.280
<v Speaker 2>so the preview for next week is Christine's engagement party.

837
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Peyton makes a snide comment about how she's only been

838
00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:44.840
<v Speaker 2>dating up.

839
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Who cares, You've said the same thing every time you've

840
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:48.920
<v Speaker 1>been on camera. We understand it's quick, who.

841
00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Cares, it's fast, We get it. Robin and Cody go

842
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:55.440
<v Speaker 2>on a stupid fucking date and Cody asks her something like,

843
00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:57.559
<v Speaker 2>you know, I just want to make sure that God's

844
00:39:57.599 --> 00:39:59.960
<v Speaker 2>my wingman and that nobody's gonna take you away from me.

845
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Like all of this was designed in such a way

846
00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.199
<v Speaker 1>to bring us together to be in this moment now,

847
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.719
<v Speaker 1>just me and you. I'm telling you. They are setting

848
00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:13.679
<v Speaker 1>up a vow renewal because Robin knows that Christine is

849
00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:19.880
<v Speaker 1>having this tricked out, beautiful wedding where everybody attends, gorgeous money,

850
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.719
<v Speaker 1>many money. TLC probably paid for a lot of that,

851
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.599
<v Speaker 1>if not all of that, And so Robin's gonna want

852
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. And because they're now reclassifying, going from

853
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:32.800
<v Speaker 1>polygamy to monogamy, it's going to warrant having an entirely

854
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:37.719
<v Speaker 1>new experience and they are going to subject us to that,

855
00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:42.239
<v Speaker 1>and I'm filled with hate about it. I'm filled with

856
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.400
<v Speaker 1>rage about it. I can't deal with Madeline Cohn. I

857
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.159
<v Speaker 1>cannot deal with I'm filled with upset about it because

858
00:40:48.199 --> 00:40:50.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't want it. No, when can we

859
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:56.480
<v Speaker 1>fire them? When can we fire them? Why? We don't

860
00:40:56.519 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>need them. We can have a lot of fun with

861
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:01.280
<v Speaker 1>everybody else, especially if they start talking and telling the truth.

862
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.920
<v Speaker 1>That would be a great show. We don't need that yet.

863
00:41:04.039 --> 00:41:06.199
<v Speaker 2>But maybe they're making a plea to TLC because they're like,

864
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:08.519
<v Speaker 2>we're so broke and we just spent two point one

865
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:11.320
<v Speaker 2>million dollars on a new McMansion and we need the

866
00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:14.199
<v Speaker 2>TLC money. So let's just do any scenes and any

867
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:17.079
<v Speaker 2>and all scenes we can do. So let's do avout renewal.

868
00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:21.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I think you. I think you're called

869
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:23.039
<v Speaker 2>it a long time ago. Goddamn Robin.

870
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Robin cannot rest. Oh, no way until she's at the top.

871
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:29.000
<v Speaker 2>No, she's got to have a more beautiful wedding.

872
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

873
00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:31.960
<v Speaker 2>And then we have Mary talking to another weird friend

874
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.519
<v Speaker 2>that we've never seen before. We did.

875
00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:35.480
<v Speaker 1>She was the friend that she visited at the beginning

876
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:37.719
<v Speaker 1>of this season. She's in Vegas. She's pretty was she.

877
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:41.039
<v Speaker 2>I literally cannot keep it straight honestly. But anyway, so

878
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:44.239
<v Speaker 2>she's talking with this friend, she calls Cody a dumbass

879
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.679
<v Speaker 2>for thinking that she would ever stay with him, which

880
00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:50.000
<v Speaker 2>just annoys me because I'm like, in this episode, you're

881
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:52.239
<v Speaker 2>literally talking about how there's a way that your marriage

882
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.199
<v Speaker 2>could have worked with it. Yeah, shut up, now you're

883
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:55.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna call him dumbass.

884
00:41:55.639 --> 00:42:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's remember in this episode when she sat lokuy lay Hi,

885
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:04.920
<v Speaker 1>she's probably sixty pounds heavier than she is in the

886
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.079
<v Speaker 1>talking Head when she's wearing the camel blazer. Yeah, and

887
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:10.639
<v Speaker 1>she's talking about he's being a dumbass. So, like a

888
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:13.679
<v Speaker 1>lot of time has passed. Sure, she's in a different

889
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 1>vibratory state, she's to resonate in at a different level.

890
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:21.719
<v Speaker 1>But I'm kind of sick of her. I'm kind of

891
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:22.119
<v Speaker 1>sick of all.

892
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I know.

893
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.719
<v Speaker 1>It's not that they don't like it, Yeah, it's just

894
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:28.920
<v Speaker 1>that I don't like it.

895
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, I just don't like that it's so produced and

896
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:35.519
<v Speaker 2>it's like all the same old footage and we're bopping

897
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 2>around time. It just could be so much better if

898
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:40.760
<v Speaker 2>they were all just honest and they were just talking

899
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.239
<v Speaker 2>shit and everything, that would be so great. And if

900
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:45.880
<v Speaker 2>we just never had a Seagodie and Robin ever again,

901
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:46.920
<v Speaker 2>it'd be so awesome.

902
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:49.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like the problem with Hollywood right now. They just

903
00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:55.119
<v Speaker 1>keep regurgitating and remaking the same stupid fucking movies and

904
00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:58.119
<v Speaker 1>like building upon franchises that are so played out in

905
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.880
<v Speaker 1>superheroes that nobody cares about, and now it's losing money

906
00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:04.440
<v Speaker 1>because we're all over it. It's like that's what's happening

907
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.280
<v Speaker 1>in reality television as well. What we need is a disruptor.

908
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:10.239
<v Speaker 1>We need somebody to come in and fucking innovate and

909
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.760
<v Speaker 1>require I require you to tell the truth. If I

910
00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:17.199
<v Speaker 1>even sniff that you're lying, bit, you're out of here.

911
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:19.239
<v Speaker 1>If you want to stalk off Cody Brown with your

912
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:21.000
<v Speaker 1>curls in the wind, get the fuck out.

913
00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. He was spotted though at a gun

914
00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:29.199
<v Speaker 2>show recently on Reddy. People were taking a lot of

915
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:31.960
<v Speaker 2>photos of him because he's so fucking bald and his

916
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:34.920
<v Speaker 2>curls just keep shrinking up his head. Yeah, and he's

917
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>got this pot belly and he's sitting there with this

918
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:39.639
<v Speaker 2>table and I guess he's selling guns again. I thought

919
00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:41.079
<v Speaker 2>he wasn't allowed.

920
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:45.480
<v Speaker 1>To, or there was some rumor that he was dinged

921
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:51.199
<v Speaker 1>because he was selling inappropriate firearm pieces or something, and

922
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.199
<v Speaker 1>so maybe he lost his license for something, but that

923
00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:56.360
<v Speaker 1>doesn't necessarily mean he can't sell other things. But then

924
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>that's a rumor. I don't know. Nobody really knows. Yeah,

925
00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:00.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's at a gun show. Oh,

926
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:01.039
<v Speaker 1>he's still in the biz.

927
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:03.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the photos are on Reddit and they're hilarious

928
00:44:03.159 --> 00:44:05.199
<v Speaker 2>because he just looks so bad.

929
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:07.519
<v Speaker 1>And he knows every time he leaves the house somebody's

930
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:08.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna be taking a picture of him.

931
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, and there's one photo that somebody took of him,

932
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:15.400
<v Speaker 2>like directly at him, like just obvious, and he looked

933
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.599
<v Speaker 2>so pissed at the camera person. And his nose, the

934
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:22.360
<v Speaker 2>way his nose crinkles looks like a dick. It's really awesome.

935
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Christine too, Yeah, it's really unfortunate. Well they are kind

936
00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:26.920
<v Speaker 2>of cousins, right.

937
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:31.320
<v Speaker 1>A little bit. Yeah, they related, they related anyway. That

938
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:34.559
<v Speaker 1>was so fun. Yeah. Again, sorry that I wasn't here

939
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:37.119
<v Speaker 1>last week with Beatrice. I wanted to be here, but

940
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.079
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't do it. I just she

941
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:41.559
<v Speaker 1>was very sick. You just can't do it. Yeah, But

942
00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:43.320
<v Speaker 1>we're here this week and we're having a lot of fun.

943
00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:46.280
<v Speaker 1>By the way, now, we had been talking for quite

944
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:50.880
<v Speaker 1>some time about how excited we were Twitter paid about

945
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:54.519
<v Speaker 1>ninety Day Fiance the last resort. Yeah, and apparently Beatrice

946
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:57.480
<v Speaker 1>has been receiving your dms. Like, what's going on with that? People?

947
00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:00.559
<v Speaker 1>It started already, And here's the thing, I don't want

948
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:07.719
<v Speaker 1>to do it. Here's why, fucking TLC man, TLC ninety

949
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Day Fiance, the entire franchise is the most popular, highly

950
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:17.000
<v Speaker 1>rated franchise or show on TLC and all of its

951
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:22.519
<v Speaker 1>permutations and various fucking presentations thereof. So we've got the

952
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:25.119
<v Speaker 1>last resort, we've got before the ninety days, we've got

953
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:28.840
<v Speaker 1>happily ever after, like all the fucking franchises are the

954
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:32.440
<v Speaker 1>highest rated programs on TLC, and so TLC I think

955
00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>is invested in creating more time for this particular content,

956
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:39.679
<v Speaker 1>which is great. Some of it I think is really good.

957
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>A lot of the other shit is played out. I'm

958
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:47.159
<v Speaker 1>sick of Big Ed and Angela d and my count

959
00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick of it. Yeah, But so they're continuing to

960
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.840
<v Speaker 1>carve out time in the lineup for ninety Day Fiance,

961
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:56.239
<v Speaker 1>And so what made the last resort for us. Really

962
00:45:56.239 --> 00:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>great last year was that it was only an hour

963
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:02.360
<v Speaker 1>long and we got the app bitches, it's so easy,

964
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:06.119
<v Speaker 1>forty two minutes, bought a boom, Right, we watch it,

965
00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:08.639
<v Speaker 1>we take a couple of notes. It's great, come on here,

966
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:10.920
<v Speaker 1>we have a little combo. Right, But then they bumped

967
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.800
<v Speaker 1>it up to two fucking hours.

968
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Fucking hours.

969
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:16.280
<v Speaker 1>You don't think I got a life, d dude, you

970
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:19.320
<v Speaker 1>don't think I got a mean I got a min Yeah,

971
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I got a needs me. Yeah you have a full

972
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:26.360
<v Speaker 1>time job yet and a three cats, a dog, and yeah,

973
00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>a whole house and everything.

974
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:29.159
<v Speaker 2>I've got a whole life, man.

975
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:32.639
<v Speaker 1>And so for us, like we only get together one

976
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:35.400
<v Speaker 1>night a week to record what we can record, and

977
00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:37.079
<v Speaker 1>so it's just so much.

978
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:39.280
<v Speaker 2>It's a lot, and it's like in the evenings after

979
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I get off of work, and like we have to

980
00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:44.519
<v Speaker 2>watch these beforehand and take the notes and all this stuff,

981
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:46.840
<v Speaker 2>and it's just like I don't really want to watch

982
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:50.639
<v Speaker 2>two hours of episode. I mean, because the thing with

983
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:54.079
<v Speaker 2>Ninety Day Fiance Last Resort that was so cool last

984
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:56.559
<v Speaker 2>year was that it was like new content every episode. Yeah,

985
00:46:56.599 --> 00:46:59.719
<v Speaker 2>we weren't like filling it up with crap. We weren't

986
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:02.639
<v Speaker 2>like stuck in the same scene for weeks what sometimes

987
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:05.000
<v Speaker 2>we were, but it was still entertaining. But now that

988
00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>it's two hours long, I just know it's gonna be

989
00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:10.800
<v Speaker 2>the same repetitive shit every single time.

990
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't get me wrong. I think that it's supposed to

991
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 1>be really entertaining. And I know my thoughts. Potato Girl,

992
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.880
<v Speaker 1>who we love, she's covering it, and if you want

993
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:20.880
<v Speaker 1>some coverage on it, you should still watch all my thoughts. Yeahs,

994
00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.039
<v Speaker 1>And it looks like it's lit, it looks like it's fun,

995
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:25.079
<v Speaker 1>but it's just like, oh my god, I don't have that.

996
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:27.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that kind of time, and I'm already

997
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:31.280
<v Speaker 1>emotionally wrapped up and invested in the Browns. Yeah, I

998
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:33.159
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't have the bandwidth right now. So

999
00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:38.599
<v Speaker 1>we're definitely taking it back. Yeah, sorry about that. I

1000
00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:39.719
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't think we can do it.

1001
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you guys are gonna be disappointed, but I.

1002
00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Mean I can't help that. I mean, you can't always

1003
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:46.599
<v Speaker 1>get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you

1004
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:49.119
<v Speaker 1>get what you need, but just not from us, not

1005
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:53.960
<v Speaker 1>with that. Yeah, So we're presently having conversations about what

1006
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:57.639
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna pick up probably January or February in the

1007
00:47:57.679 --> 00:47:59.880
<v Speaker 1>various lineups. What we're gonna cover because what we're waiting

1008
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:02.239
<v Speaker 1>for or is The Valley on Bravo, which by the way,

1009
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:05.440
<v Speaker 1>is lit oh and so much fun and Jax Taylor

1010
00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:08.519
<v Speaker 1>has literally lost his Shoh my god, I'm so excited,

1011
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:12.199
<v Speaker 1>and everybody's divorcing and it's gonna be fantastic. So we're

1012
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.519
<v Speaker 1>waiting for that, but that's not until spring twenty twenty five.

1013
00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, so maybe something will come up, or maybe we'll

1014
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:20.960
<v Speaker 2>go into the archives. You cover something I don't know.

1015
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.679
<v Speaker 1>We don't know, but like this podcast like has to

1016
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 1>conform to our organic existence. So what we offer we

1017
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:31.320
<v Speaker 1>offer with love and then anything extra, honey, we put

1018
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:32.039
<v Speaker 1>it on the Patreon.

1019
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:32.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure.

1020
00:48:33.000 --> 00:48:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Like this month we've got my husband's not gay.

1021
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, but a bunch of Mormon men that

1022
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:40.679
<v Speaker 2>are totally gay, so fucking gay.

1023
00:48:40.719 --> 00:48:42.480
<v Speaker 1>It was really great. We reacted to that. We've got

1024
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:44.880
<v Speaker 1>some Christmas stuff coming up, We're doing a vision board

1025
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:47.840
<v Speaker 1>for New Year's and then starting next year we're going

1026
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:52.840
<v Speaker 1>to be reacting and recapping other shows. So the extra

1027
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:55.039
<v Speaker 1>content like that's gonna have to go on Patreon because

1028
00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.840
<v Speaker 1>she's a busy bitch. She'll got time for her mom

1029
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:00.639
<v Speaker 1>in law. I can't drag her. Are here to cover

1030
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:03.119
<v Speaker 1>this s So just heads up, we're not doing the

1031
00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:06.239
<v Speaker 1>last resort we apologize for post. Let's put that to bed.

1032
00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>It's done that, all right. Is there anything else that

1033
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:12.800
<v Speaker 1>we need to say to these beautiful raccods before we

1034
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:13.559
<v Speaker 1>get out of here?

1035
00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you

1036
00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:19.199
<v Speaker 2>go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us, say

1037
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:23.079
<v Speaker 2>glowing five star review and say only nice things. Please

1038
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:24.320
<v Speaker 2>don't be leaving nasty.

1039
00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, fuck you?

1040
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, God, please give us some fire start.

1041
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Thanks. You want to hear about some nasty stuff, you

1042
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.320
<v Speaker 1>gotta go on earlier in the pod because we talked

1043
00:49:32.360 --> 00:49:35.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit about it. Yes, okay, And so we'll

1044
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:37.599
<v Speaker 1>be back next No, not next week, oh my god,

1045
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:38.440
<v Speaker 1>later this week.

1046
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We have ten of you, ten raccoons all fired up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to call in and talk about Cody Brown at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so actually, once we're done here, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go into another one fucking hour and we're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>these calls and we are going to comment on them.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's going to be late this week. Heads up,

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<v Speaker 1>we might we might not be able to handle all

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<v Speaker 1>the calls that are coming in because we are getting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot right now. We love them, please love them,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a lot, there's a lot. So but this

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<v Speaker 1>week we're getting them all out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, We're may get all of them out and then

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<v Speaker 2>any other ones will kind of pick.

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<v Speaker 1>We might have pick and choose a little bit, pick

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<v Speaker 1>and choose. But please know that we love you and

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<v Speaker 1>we thank you and please call in because we love it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll have another video this week in which we

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<v Speaker 1>continue to talk about Sister Wives with the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>you all, and they'll be back next week to get

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<v Speaker 1>into more Sister Wives season nineteen. Honey, until then, please

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<v Speaker 1>do not forget that we have nothing but love for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and please u