Speaker 1: I vote yes that this is the most childish way
Speaker 1: to break up with the woman, but I also think
Speaker 1: it's outstanding. I think it is great. JB found this clip.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and set it up for everyone.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm just kind of paraphrasing in here. This
Speaker 2: guy and this girl broke up and he wanted to
Speaker 2: punk her and mess with her life, which is terrible, right,
Speaker 2: horrible m hm.
Speaker 3: And so he put up.
Speaker 2: And this was from a while back, but it's resurfaced
Speaker 2: and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Okay, she explains the whole clip. You just play the clip.
Speaker 3: It's in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have these flyers all over and asking people
Speaker 2: to do a certain thing.
Speaker 3: She sets it up.
Speaker 1: All right here it is. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: believe this happened in Australia. You'll pick up on the accent.
Speaker 4: AND's mother has been forced to block dozens of Coles
Speaker 4: after her ex partner allegedly took her phone number and
Speaker 4: plausted on Paul's here on the same a day telling
Speaker 4: people to telling people to coal up and impusonate shrew
Speaker 4: Baka for a chance to win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: This would be the most childish breakup I've ever had.
Speaker 3: Like all we had to do was be mature and
Speaker 3: go I don't love you anymore. I want to move on.
Speaker 4: The calls have been waking her and her three young
Speaker 4: children up at odd hours in the evening, and they
Speaker 4: yet to stop.
Speaker 3: I well, I'm getting.
Speaker 2: Phone calls at really strange hours of the night, about
Speaker 2: one o'clock till four o'clock.
Speaker 4: Forced to call back the wanna be wookies and tear
Speaker 4: down the posters.
Speaker 3: It just seems to have gotten out of hand. Joke.
Speaker 4: The twenty nine year old is determined to have the
Speaker 4: last laugh.
Speaker 5: If there's anyone out there that can do the real
Speaker 5: tobacco sund I might marry you.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to happen for you. Seeing
Speaker 3: your video, you might want to get some funny, get
Speaker 3: some dental work done first, your teeth, teeth.
Speaker 5: The shoe baker sounds were very funny. That is such
Speaker 5: a childish thing to do, so funny, but it's hilarious,
Speaker 5: Like what's.
Speaker 3: The thought process there? You know what I mean? But
Speaker 3: that idea, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Post papers or flyers all over town telling people to
Speaker 1: call her up and do a trabaca sound very.
Speaker 3: Funny the first thing I thought of too.
Speaker 5: And she's like, I'm making getting calls at one to
Speaker 5: four in the morning. I'm like, well, don't answer your phone,
Speaker 5: turn the ringer off, come on, there's an easy fix
Speaker 5: for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But Tricia, you can't say that because there's times
Speaker 1: where you would never turn the phone off if Landry
Speaker 1: was gone or spend the night or.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 2: Kid, I know because I have a daughter like I,
Speaker 2: I have to phone on and.
Speaker 3: Buy me speaks. I do that when she's not here.
Speaker 1: Tricia, do you want to tell everybody what made you
Speaker 1: get all weepyi'ed yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I'll get I'll get weepy. I can't look
Speaker 3: at it again.
Speaker 5: Our listener Curtis Lewis, he's been a listener for so
Speaker 5: long he and our friends On Instagram, he posted a
Speaker 5: photo black and white photo of him and his wife
Speaker 5: staying on either side of their daughter and the Rod
Speaker 5: Stewart song Forever Young was playing, and his capture. His
Speaker 5: caption was I am not ready for this? How is
Speaker 5: this happening? And I instantly started crying and weeping. I
Speaker 5: couldn't stop His daughter's going off to college. She's getting
Speaker 5: ready to leave, and it's breaking his heart that she's leaving.
Speaker 5: And I replied back to him, and I go, I
Speaker 5: am not ready for this for you. How is this happening.
Speaker 5: I've never met his baby, I don't know her, but
Speaker 5: I just can imagine that feeling of your daughter's getting
Speaker 5: ready to go.
Speaker 3: I can't. It makes me sad.
Speaker 1: Trisa and I can't have this conversation because I'm the
Speaker 1: exact opposite.
Speaker 3: And that not that I want to kick her out
Speaker 3: of the nest. I just want to.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for her to go experience the world, like
Speaker 1: go to college and have fun or do whatever, travel
Speaker 1: see the world, enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Tricia would still have her on the teat if she
Speaker 3: would allow it.
Speaker 5: No, I was ready for that to part, to be like,
Speaker 5: but here's what I'm saying, you can have both emotions
Speaker 5: at the same time. Of course, I want her to
Speaker 5: have fun and do things, but I also want her
Speaker 5: to have fun at things and then come back and
Speaker 5: sleep at our house.
Speaker 3: Why is that so unreasonable?
Speaker 2: I mean, my daughter two years ago, twenty one years old,
Speaker 2: just went off to meet a friend in New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Scared the hell out of me. Did you vet the
Speaker 3: person before? Did you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he he lives here, he grew
Speaker 2: up in Westley, he has CO citizenship. Okay, so it
Speaker 2: was it was somebody familiar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but uh yeah,
Speaker 2: she met him over there and hung out for a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. It's terrifying. And then this past summer
Speaker 2: she and her boyfriend just got in the car and
Speaker 2: drove to San Francisco. Like, really, yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: It is kind of cool, but it's it's unsettling.
Speaker 5: You just yes, because she's a child who sometimes is
Speaker 5: like what do I What do I get on my
Speaker 5: subway sandwich?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how are you gonna go and navigate
Speaker 3: the world. You have to ask me what sandwich you order?
Speaker 3: That's what does it be? Cute?
Speaker 1: I put the fear life in her when she was
Speaker 1: about seven and asked me what she got on her
Speaker 1: jersey Mike sandwich.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Landry, you're seven years old.
Speaker 1: This is seven last time I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: what you get on your jersey.
Speaker 3: And she has never asked me again, and.
Speaker 5: She me, you were scary for her at seven, harsh
Speaker 5: for seven there seven.
Speaker 1: Man, Raise them right, raise them strong, and rais right.
Speaker 1: You gotta you know, I didn't know who the boss is.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while there isn't Landry just ruttens
Speaker 1: Trisha over.
Speaker 3: She thinks she does. Sometimes she does, but it's usually
Speaker 3: the opposite. Usually daughters get to walk all over their dads. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't put up with it. And then and then
Speaker 3: the mom puts the foot down. Yeah, but she's sneaky.
Speaker 5: Yeah she's sneaky. I she basically wears me down. It's
Speaker 5: it's I said this yesterday, but I'll say it again.
Speaker 5: It's a pillow that my grandmother had. Raising kids is
Speaker 5: like being pecked to death by chickens.
Speaker 3: A little reminder, ricketing. Yeah it's not.
Speaker 5: Sandy jumps in on like the big things. I get
Speaker 5: the pecking on the day to day basis one.
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Speaker 1: talking about the girl in Australia that put the sign
Speaker 1: up that said single and pointed down at her at
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Speaker 1: I don't know how she's single.
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Speaker 6: We love so some parents, and I am one of
Speaker 6: these parents, think that kids these days are way too coddled,
Speaker 6: not allowed to have as many adventures, maybe as we
Speaker 6: were allowed to back in the day when helicopter parenting
Speaker 6: wasn't a thing. And apparently parents in the Netherlands think
Speaker 6: the same thing because they're talking about making playgrounds less
Speaker 6: safe for children in a weird way. They're not talking
Speaker 6: about leaving like rested slides outside, but they're talking about
Speaker 6: adding more like areas that, for instance, swords wooden swords
Speaker 6: for kids to be able to have swords, fights, outdoor
Speaker 6: play areas, places to climb up high because parents right
Speaker 6: now are so worried about kids climbing up high and
Speaker 6: then falling off. Everything is super soft and padded, places
Speaker 6: to play with water, And here they say fire. I'm
Speaker 6: not sure if I agree with the fire part of this,
Speaker 6: but to have access to hammers to build things, surely
Speaker 6: they're talking about kids. Hammers just not such a safe,
Speaker 6: soft environment where no risk is taken and no child
Speaker 6: ever experiences any kind of discomfort or injury.
Speaker 2: Right, everybody you know our age knew a kid who
Speaker 2: broke their arm on the monkey bars.
Speaker 1: Yes, given, Yeah, it was given. Hey, when Landry was
Speaker 1: in what grade? Was she in third or fourth grade?
Speaker 3: Trying shutting? Fourth grade? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I went up to pick her up at school
Speaker 1: and they were outside at the end of the school day,
Speaker 1: and she came out and she was like, can I
Speaker 1: just play on the on the monkey bars for a
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm like, yeah, sure, no problem, whatever, have
Speaker 1: knocked yourself out. So she gets up there and she's
Speaker 1: doing the thing across and I'm watching her, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she falls off of it, like the
Speaker 1: top part of her went down first, like she's a
Speaker 1: little top heavy, and I thought, oh, she'll be fine,
Speaker 1: She'll be fine, until she stood up and turned around
Speaker 1: and her elbow was on backwards. It was the pointy
Speaker 1: part of her elbow was turned all.
Speaker 3: The weight in pointing. Did a freak Corrol. I was like,
Speaker 3: holy corp.
Speaker 1: And I tried not to freak out because I freaked
Speaker 1: out she'd freak out. And then I knew if I
Speaker 1: called Tricia, she was going to freak out. So I
Speaker 1: had a bunch of freak out going on and I
Speaker 1: didn't want that. So anyway, Yeah, we had to take
Speaker 1: her to the emergency medicine place and they put a
Speaker 1: cast on it, and emergency whatever whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: What is it called, I don't care. That's just funny. Yeah, funny.
Speaker 5: But you said when she straightened her arm at it
Speaker 5: popped back into place, right, Yeah, Yeah, she did to
Speaker 5: wear a cast for like six You called me and
Speaker 5: I wigged. I drove so fast it was a good thing.
Speaker 5: I wasn't there had passed out and thrown up.
Speaker 1: Going back to the story, did you say this is
Speaker 1: happening in the Netherlands.
Speaker 5: In the Netherlands, there's a proposal to do this, because
Speaker 5: they're saying that risk taking clay lets kids figure out
Speaker 5: what their boundaries are, like what there, how far they're
Speaker 5: willing to push themselves, like better not do this, like
Speaker 5: to give a chance for that self preservation instinct to
Speaker 5: kick in, like I better not jump off this, it's
Speaker 5: too high right now, They're never put in any of
Speaker 5: those situations because everything is foam and saw.
Speaker 1: Think back to the playgrounds you guys played on as children.
Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty reckless, I mean pretty dangerous spots right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there was no safety put in place.
Speaker 2: The little ferris wheel things that we see how fast
Speaker 2: you could get spinning so your friends couldn't even hang
Speaker 2: on anymore?
Speaker 3: Or you Marry go round, Marry go round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ferris wheel is at that carnal never mind, Merry
Speaker 2: go round, get that thing going, like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, terrifying we had at the daycare.
Speaker 5: I stayed at three poles that went up and met
Speaker 5: at the top. I'm telling you, at least thirty feet
Speaker 5: off the ground, and we would just climb up them
Speaker 5: and sit up there and hang upside down off of them,
Speaker 5: just concrete below us.
Speaker 3: Never anybody ever thought it was dangerous jumping out of
Speaker 3: the swing. How much did kill you that? Yes, ran
Speaker 3: new knees. That's not knees that we could do that
Speaker 3: on now.
Speaker 5: Those were fresh knees because you just land on the ground.
Speaker 3: I remember the swings I used the swing.
Speaker 1: My mom bought me a pair of shoes that I hated,
Speaker 1: and she made me wear them to school. So the
Speaker 1: entire recess when I was swinging, I was dragging.
Speaker 3: The shoes on the concrete. Oh, I was sorry I
Speaker 3: did that. She didn't care.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're wearing those shoes, kid, and I just
Speaker 1: had to wear them. But I remember once like there
Speaker 1: was a playground outside of the on base at the
Speaker 1: b X, which is just where you shop, and I
Speaker 1: was out there playing once and I got was on
Speaker 1: top of the swing set, you know, up where it's
Speaker 1: connected the boss bar. I was up there and I
Speaker 1: fell and as I was going down, I got all
Speaker 1: wrapped up in the chains of the swing and they're
Speaker 1: like wrapped around my legs and stuff.
Speaker 3: And I didn't hit the ground. I was just hanging
Speaker 3: there and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1: I looked up and some guy, I have no idea
Speaker 1: who he was, saw what was going on and just
Speaker 1: ran over there and grabbed me and untangled my legs
Speaker 1: and put me on the ground.
Speaker 3: Life saved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another way, But I think kids need to be
Speaker 1: in a little They need to get scared every once
Speaker 1: in a while, test the limits, the boundaries a little bit.
Speaker 2: My daughter was always kind of a daredevil and people
Speaker 2: would look at it.
Speaker 3: Remember crazy letting her do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you remember the time we launched her off with
Speaker 1: the blob at my house on the lane?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: My god, we talked about that so often.
Speaker 1: Oh, we had this giant Okay, so we lived on
Speaker 1: Lake Travis and Valente for like fifteen years, and we
Speaker 1: lived on the water and on our boat dock off
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: We've got a giant water trampoline and a blog.
Speaker 1: Then you jump on one end of the blog and
Speaker 1: it shoots the person up in the air, which ninety
Speaker 1: nine percent of the time it was a disappointment.
Speaker 3: Not when Raley Hager got it. She was probably what
Speaker 3: sixty pounds at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know if you jumped on the
Speaker 1: one end or if I did, or we both did.
Speaker 3: It was a bit. I thought she'd never come down.
Speaker 3: She went up so high.
Speaker 5: Nobody has ever gone that high on a blob ever
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 3: History of blob.
Speaker 2: What's funny is after that, you know, she went i
Speaker 2: think four years to Camp Longhorn, and that is all
Speaker 2: the rage.
Speaker 3: Camp Longhrn is the blob. They're all about the blob.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they's a blob at Landry's camp. But yeah, I
Speaker 5: remember being in the water and linking up.
Speaker 3: And I was like, this is not good. She's still
Speaker 3: going like I remember being. It was like slow motion.
Speaker 2: When we were so she was ten and we were
Speaker 2: at the Wake Surf World Championships for the first time,
Speaker 2: or this was Nationals in Georgia, and they have this
Speaker 2: purpose built venue out on the water where it's a
Speaker 2: tall roof and then a broadcast booth on top of it,
Speaker 2: so it's really like three stories. And at the end
Speaker 2: of the event, a bunch of the young guys, like
Speaker 2: she was only ten, so most of these people are
Speaker 2: young adults, and so all these guys they're in their
Speaker 2: young twenties, competitors, and they found a ladder access to
Speaker 2: get on the roof and they were jumping off, so
Speaker 2: it's really like a three story jump and people were
Speaker 2: coming running to us, like.
Speaker 3: Raleigh's with the boys and she's going to jump off
Speaker 3: the roof and I'm like, yep, of course she is.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. She had a blast. Yeah, lived, And she's
Speaker 3: let kids.
Speaker 1: Gin their knees, right. You know, you don't want them
Speaker 1: lighting themselves on fire or anything like that, but let
Speaker 1: them skin their knees.
Speaker 3: They'll learn that, yeah,