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<v Speaker 1>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Mummy is so happy now, So step up Tide and

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<v Speaker 2>take a bow. Ask her how she gets such clean

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<v Speaker 2>white You say she did it with tie by Guys

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<v Speaker 2>Raps Drive from Hollywood Rocking and Campbell's Tide, The Washington

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<v Speaker 2>Miracle that gives you the Cleanest Clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Town proudly presents The Red Skelton Show.

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<v Speaker 4>What Red Skelton, Dave Roses orchestral lorine title, Pat McGahan

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<v Speaker 4>and Dick Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>Will be me Rod O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 4>From the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire a story entitled

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<v Speaker 4>Helter Shelter and it stars MGM's clown, Red Skelton.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my, I love music like that really makes you

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<v Speaker 5>think something good's coming on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's wrong with that television set? Mister Frett.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh haven't you heard?

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<v Speaker 7>Missus Skelton has been using the antenna for a clothesline.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, remind me to buy her a regular clothes line.

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<v Speaker 2>She hangs those clothes anywhere. Yesterday I walked out and

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<v Speaker 2>I saw my shirt and a pair of shorts a

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<v Speaker 2>walk over and shook hands with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Turned out to be a rose bud. There was nothing.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't want to be a Bodinski, but I think

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<v Speaker 7>letting missus Skelton do the lindry makes you look very bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you think you're right, makes me feel bad too.

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<v Speaker 2>To let the neighbors know my wife does the wh

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<v Speaker 2>I would have to get a higher fence. Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>know by now that boy is fired. You can clear

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<v Speaker 2>in his typewriter an ulcer. He's done.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, you know it wouldn't hurt you to carry

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<v Speaker 7>the soil clothes down to the laundry mat and then

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<v Speaker 7>put a quarter in the slot.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what happened to me the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>walked int one of those laundry mats.

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<v Speaker 1>I put a quarter in the machine. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>hit the jackpot eight with towels smack me right in

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<v Speaker 1>the thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Excuse me, Missus Calton. But I'd like to tune in

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<v Speaker 7>to His Honor San Fernando red on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear that crooked politician.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh now, this is a very important program today about

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<v Speaker 7>making a home bomb shelter.

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<v Speaker 1>Home bomb shelters. That stupid who'd want to shelter a

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<v Speaker 1>bomb in their home?

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<v Speaker 8>That's just coming on now announce you Anonymous sponsors brings

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<v Speaker 8>you His Honors, San Fernando Red and none of us

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<v Speaker 8>sponsors are the makers of the product with no name.

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<v Speaker 9>It has no use, it's good for nothing, and it's

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<v Speaker 9>sales a skyrocket.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to zero.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't hop down to your neighborhood drug store for a

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<v Speaker 9>bottle because they.

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<v Speaker 1>Never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 9>If you send us twenty five cents in stamps or

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<v Speaker 9>calling care of this station, you can kiss it goodbye. Now,

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<v Speaker 9>Anonymous Products bring you San Fernando Red and his commentary

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<v Speaker 9>on world affairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you my friends, and you are my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say you're not my friends. Nobody's gonna tell me

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<v Speaker 2>who my friends are. Ill. It's nice to see your

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<v Speaker 2>bloodshot eyes again, which reminds me tomorrow I am going

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<v Speaker 2>to be on at a more convenient time, So get

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<v Speaker 2>your knives out and cut the time in your television sets.

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<v Speaker 2>Starting tomorrow, I will give my report to the borders

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<v Speaker 2>at three point fifteen in the morning. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>bedtime stories to gamblers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you how to get the most out

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<v Speaker 1>of your racing form.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the time now, remember it because I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 2>repeat it. I can't remember it now. Tonight, I would

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<v Speaker 2>like to talk to you about testing the atomic bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>I was up the other morning and I saw that flash,

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<v Speaker 2>And believe me, I never saw such a light.

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<v Speaker 3>Before my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's about time a lot of politicians saw that light.

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<v Speaker 2>When the guy says that's coming from Las Vegas, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought somebody hit the jackpot on a pinball machine. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you, neighbors, one more blast like that last one,

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<v Speaker 2>and we can eliminate Nevada completely. Which brings me to

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<v Speaker 2>why I'm speaking to you, friends. Does your backyard look

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<v Speaker 2>different lately? Or haven't you got an atomic bomb shoulder yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? This shoulder against bombs is the rage.

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<v Speaker 2>Now get one, because when Washington gets through with them taxers,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna wind up in a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyhow, I guess as well be comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Now when I'm mentioning the name of the company that

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<v Speaker 2>builds these bombshellters. I don't think just because he's my brother,

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm doing it. I wouldn't let relatives use

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<v Speaker 2>me while I'm in office. Relatives don't mean a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the money I'm after. I got something to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you here. As soon as they're finding I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>See your boom boom bomb, sheeld dealer today they got

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<v Speaker 2>bomb sellers all sizes. Now they start at six thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars that's for the large economy size. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>have them down to a dollar ninety eight. That's in

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<v Speaker 2>case you've got a pet golfer you want.

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<v Speaker 1>To keep Harrod.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the boom boom bomb shelters are easily shipped through

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<v Speaker 2>the mail.

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<v Speaker 1>We even ship you the hole in the ground. Now

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<v Speaker 1>the bomb bomb bomb shelters are fully guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 2>In case they don't work, you just mail up the

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<v Speaker 2>mess and we'll gladly refund your money. Our bombshelters is

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<v Speaker 2>the bound to be the talk of the neighborhood. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>the top off of them and surprise your friends when

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<v Speaker 2>they drop in they sell all throw makes a wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>place to hide from the finance company and call right now.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't have a whole then right if you

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<v Speaker 2>can't write, just dick, you hit out the window and yell.

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<v Speaker 2>And this offer can't last forever because the FBI is

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<v Speaker 2>closing in on this.

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<v Speaker 10>Now, I'll see you later, say say mister scouting.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's all to one of those hard bomb shelters, will you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm gonna build one myself. All I need is

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<v Speaker 2>fade and a pancake and a pickass. Hey, Frett, you

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<v Speaker 2>go next door and borrow the one from Jean.

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<v Speaker 1>Fowler with Oh that's out.

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<v Speaker 7>Mister Fowler told me this morning that he loaned them

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<v Speaker 7>out last spring and hasn't gotten them back yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, some people are inconsiderate when they borrow things.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that, Yeah, who's the dirk he loaned it

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Well, I show you how you can misjudge people.

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<v Speaker 7>Mister Skelton, are you sure you can build that bombshellter

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<v Speaker 7>by yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I remember that swimming pool that you built last year.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't hope it if I got tired right

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of it. But it turned out to

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<v Speaker 2>be a nice bird bath.

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<v Speaker 7>Some bird bath was so small the birds took one

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<v Speaker 7>look at it and send the feathers out to be

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<v Speaker 7>dry clean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I like about a bird joke, and it

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<v Speaker 1>lays an egg. You don't feel bad to say.

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<v Speaker 7>Why don't you call Dave Roseen's Archester to help you

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<v Speaker 7>build it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Dave's kind of busy. He's working on my next picture,

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<v Speaker 1>the Texas Carnival with Esther Williams and Chuck Waters. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>And right now he's rehearsing his band and they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to play petepe WoT.

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<v Speaker 10>We wear the cleanest clothes town?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we love time?

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<v Speaker 10>We do the mom and popping Uncle jump in all I.

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<v Speaker 8>Guess so skinny, so skinny.

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<v Speaker 10>So you get the greenest washing.

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<v Speaker 6>Town with the id Yes, your whole fa. Where's the

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<v Speaker 6>cleanest closed in town? When you use tide in your

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<v Speaker 6>washing machine?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we know?

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<v Speaker 4>Laboratory tests tests against this soap that so everyone you

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<v Speaker 4>can think of, most likely everyone you've ever used, And

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<v Speaker 4>how does tide stack up against them?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just listen to this.

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<v Speaker 6>Tide gets closed cleaner than any other washing products sold

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<v Speaker 6>throughout America. Yes, we've got the facts and figures to

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<v Speaker 6>prove it. But you've got even better. You've got the

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<v Speaker 6>cleaner print dresses, your little daughter wears, the cleaner dungarees

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<v Speaker 6>on that youngster of yours. So, lady, remember this next

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<v Speaker 6>wash day when you take a tide wash out of

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<v Speaker 6>the rint stub and hang it up, Well you've got

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<v Speaker 6>yourself the cleanest wash in town.

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<v Speaker 9>Tide gets any sap.

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<v Speaker 11>You get the cleanest washing town with tie.

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<v Speaker 7>Mister Skelton, I still think you should hire someone to

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<v Speaker 7>build a bomb shelter.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'll do it myself. I should be able to

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<v Speaker 1>finish it one day.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, don't knock yourself out.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'll dig a wild and then i'll rest a while. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>time to rest, gang.

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<v Speaker 12>Rod, Come on over, What are you doing taking a hog?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm knitting the glove.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, you tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>You say it don't has four fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>It only has four fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from my cow.

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<v Speaker 2>You were a new freeze that the government put on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to take any chances. They grab a

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<v Speaker 2>shovel and give me a hen.

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<v Speaker 12>Well, you only have one shovel and you're using it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well take it, boy, I don't want to hog all

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<v Speaker 2>of What are you digging for a bomb shoulder?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>Look i'll help you build, Jorge, if you'll help me

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<v Speaker 4>build mine. I've been studying up on bomb sholders. Now, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>let me show you how you go about it. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>first you have to measure off of space eight by

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<v Speaker 4>twelve feet eight feet huh, and then it should be

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<v Speaker 4>about nine feet deep feet deep.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll mark it off and you start digging.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll stand back. I'll dig like a bus or Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how deep did you say this had to be nine feet? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't too particular. I'll just dig it big enough

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<v Speaker 1>to hide my head in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll keep digging.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's this I dug in? There's nothing looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a gopher hole.

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<v Speaker 3>Only it's bigger. Oh, there's a body down there.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll go call it.

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<v Speaker 1>Please hurry. Hey wat sho, you're up in that shovel.

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<v Speaker 12>Boy, Well, hey, love fum, what are you doing down

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<v Speaker 12>in this hole?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You like to know?

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<v Speaker 2>I start information, fat boy, I got a gopher his

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<v Speaker 2>wife and I have I detect busybodies. I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>people who are busybodies, and you are about the vision body.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like busie bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. You must know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little short on door and I'm tunneling my

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<v Speaker 2>way to the Bank of America.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, how did you get down there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you how I got down here.

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<v Speaker 2>I very politely asked my wife if I could go

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<v Speaker 2>out of the house today, and you know what, O

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<v Speaker 2>the wind tunnel said no, Well, you mean you can

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<v Speaker 2>hear her? And to everybody in the neighborhood heard her. Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy, she let out a shattered all the windows

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<v Speaker 2>in the neighbor neighborhood. Boy, what a boy he's got.

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<v Speaker 2>When she gets mad ill Tech seismographed up and Nevada

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<v Speaker 2>dropped another one.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well, what did you when one word?

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<v Speaker 1>She says, No, only that wasn't the word she do.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I she wasn't looking, I sneak out in

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard and I start digging.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to dig.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, when I was in the army, I used

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<v Speaker 2>to dig all the fox holes. That is until one

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<v Speaker 2>day I was digging there and a fox came up

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<v Speaker 2>and he looked at me and he no, no, not

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<v Speaker 2>that way between the lanes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I dug a tunnel, or I got him all over town.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I can get any place. Nobody knows me,

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<v Speaker 2>Old sir mouse, really they called me. Now, I dug

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<v Speaker 2>over to Joe's Bar and grill. And you should have

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<v Speaker 2>seen Joe's kitchen when I stuck my head through that door.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine guys took the pledge.

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<v Speaker 11>One guys took a bit drink out of his glass,

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<v Speaker 11>set it down and.

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<v Speaker 2>Look me right in the eye, and he says, these

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<v Speaker 2>California turmikes are getting bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I think you've had one too many.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I got room for one more. You know

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<v Speaker 2>I you know I can prove it. I'm still conscious.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I know I have left.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't even see straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Who can't see you can't I can't see playing. I

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<v Speaker 2>see you right there. You're the one standing in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could be polite and introduced me to those

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<v Speaker 2>other two guys, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta lay off that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't drink water, and I gotta have water don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any vitamins in it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I don't drink that.

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<v Speaker 12>The other stuff doesn't have any vitamins either.

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<v Speaker 2>Look buster, if I'm gonna miss my vitamin, just gotta

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<v Speaker 2>taste good.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I need my strang.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pretty stick boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I am a pretty stick boy.

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<v Speaker 2>I have breathing three day and it ain't easier.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor told me I was all out of shape.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I didn't pay any attention to him tell

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<v Speaker 2>me I was out of shape, but didn't believe himuntil

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<v Speaker 2>I tripped over my stomach on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>It says I only got a few hours lived.

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<v Speaker 3>Who told you that? A doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>When I get home, she says I'm a dead duck.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, here comes a wax salesman. Put that sign

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<v Speaker 2>on his car.

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<v Speaker 13>Police, it says, police, All right, all right, what are

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<v Speaker 13>you doing that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, lobster, I was only digging.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can see you're.

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<v Speaker 13>Digging, and it looks mighty suspicious.

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<v Speaker 1>H just as a thought.

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<v Speaker 3>You're burying the body.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nobody, officer. I'm alive. Oh you are last time?

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<v Speaker 1>More alive? Where's the part I prove it? Maybe I'm del.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you're alive, then what are you doing down

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<v Speaker 3>in that hole?

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<v Speaker 1>Not so fast?

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<v Speaker 3>Places?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay? What's your need?

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<v Speaker 2>Willy lumplump, willy lumplumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not willy lump lump, a willy lumplump. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Where's your home?

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<v Speaker 10>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's your home in the hands of the Bank of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you married?

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<v Speaker 3>That?

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<v Speaker 10>I said?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you married?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I always looked this way after a hot rap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a bum rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have never married my wife if I had

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<v Speaker 2>read that fine writ in our marriage license.

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<v Speaker 1>It said I have to support her mother too. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>her mother's a very fourth and her father.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what This guy has sat in the living room

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<v Speaker 2>for ten years, and no one's coming offered him a job. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the very fur sighted guy. Though he stole the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen twenty nine Christ Coming, so he stopped working nineteen eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about that, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a very weak stommach.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you're the guy i've been looking for, jump jump

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<v Speaker 4>you lump lumps the name butter. Your wife calls the

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<v Speaker 4>station and reported you're missing for the last five days.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how did she find out I was missing? She

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<v Speaker 2>only cleans that doghouse once a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Where come on, I'm taking you back to your way

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<v Speaker 1>to my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, we all got to go sooner or later.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Scouting, come on out here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking on the phone to Dave Rosenie's orchestra. He

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<v Speaker 2>wants me to hear the number he's gonna play on

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<v Speaker 2>the show Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>What's he gonna play?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, just one of those things.

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<v Speaker 6>You've heard us called Tide a miracle, And that's exactly

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<v Speaker 6>what Tide is. Why the single fact that Tide vanished

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<v Speaker 6>soap film is what made no rinsing practical. So if

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<v Speaker 6>you're one of the women who likes to wash without rinsing.

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<v Speaker 6>You use Tide because Tide will give you the cleanest

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<v Speaker 6>possible no rinse wash, and of course you'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Save all that time and work too.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, on the other hand, if you prefer to rinse

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<v Speaker 6>your clothes, and I know most of you do, here's

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<v Speaker 6>what Tide promises you.

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<v Speaker 3>Tide will get.

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<v Speaker 4>Your clothes cleaner than any soap on Earth, cleaner than

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<v Speaker 4>any other washing product so throughout America. Tide will give

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<v Speaker 4>you cleaner shirts for your husband, cleaner play clothes for

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<v Speaker 4>your children. Yes, the Tide wash is the cleanest wash

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<v Speaker 4>in town.

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<v Speaker 9>Tide gets tell cleena than any any any soap.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the cleanest.

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<v Speaker 10>Washing town with te.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you got anything in the ice box?

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's something in there will melt in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Ice cream, ice cube. Well, I'm gonna fect a sound.

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, milkman just pulling the driveway. Hey, it's color

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<v Speaker 4>flying mcpug, the punch drunk fighter that's always hearing bells

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<v Speaker 4>and birds.

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<v Speaker 11>Don't need anybody win with your milk, all right, boy,

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<v Speaker 11>they get them. Stop claning them bell around here. You

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<v Speaker 11>know you want a kernel of milk with your money

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<v Speaker 11>with your boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Califi, how long have you been a milkman and.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy with twenty one Now you could be a milk boy.

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<v Speaker 3>You knew.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't. I'm too fat for you, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>bother me. Got nothing wrong with my truck. I got

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<v Speaker 1>your thinking.

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<v Speaker 11>I get some mandic truck all it time, old man,

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<v Speaker 11>move my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the man that you read, but you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>a clum.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what's wrong with your truck? It seems to run

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<v Speaker 3>all right?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, but the bell keeping and all the time, the

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<v Speaker 11>thing that drive me nuts? You know, I'm driving along,

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<v Speaker 11>minding my own bitness.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh a flock up and throw over that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden the belt when you know

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<v Speaker 1>my trunk here you do? So I have to top

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<v Speaker 1>and try to turn them off, and I look for you.

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<v Speaker 4>But look, I've got news for you. There's no bell

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<v Speaker 4>on that milk truck. Oh you heard it too, Colif

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<v Speaker 4>I you only imagine that you hear the bell, that's

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<v Speaker 4>because you're so punchy.

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<v Speaker 12>You you're punchy, you DK I'm plunky?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I do you mean? I certainly do?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 11>Ian for no dot the round?

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<v Speaker 1>You do?

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<v Speaker 4>You know you got to carry yourself a hearing bells

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<v Speaker 4>all the time. Just repeat over and over to yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't hear any bell.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean you don't hear that truck going by?

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<v Speaker 12>I keep saying, I don't hear any bells ringing.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't hear wait till, wait till they stop. I

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<v Speaker 11>don't hear any bell dwinging. I don't hear any bell dwinging. Yi,

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<v Speaker 11>I don't hear any bell.

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<v Speaker 1>Dream you know about that. I'm cured.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see how simple it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Dank the rudnay answer the food. Hey, hey, I know

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<v Speaker 2>where they're coming from. Now it's under that hood there

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<v Speaker 2>the truck. I'm gonna lift up the hood and yank

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<v Speaker 2>and belled.

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<v Speaker 1>Right out of there. We're gonna drive me nothing.

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<v Speaker 11>Do a foc canary flew out of there? Boy, old boy,

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<v Speaker 11>you know they're caught in all the trouble.

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<v Speaker 12>I think I didn't see any canaries fly out?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what do you want to do? Come back and

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<v Speaker 1>give you a non cool. The world's moving too fast

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<v Speaker 1>for you, boy, Get we get the you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be like me? Boy, keep on your hues.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, it's too bad for you, califier. You showed up

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<v Speaker 4>where they were passing out the brains. The government frozen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that cute that you didn't get much of a laugh.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey tell me how come you're driving a milk truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally washed up in the fight racket.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I would wiped up last night about I

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<v Speaker 2>had out in China.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you tell me? I won?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, I tell you. They had to use the cart

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<v Speaker 1>remover to get me off of the canbridge. You knew.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you fight?

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<v Speaker 1>I fought Gorilla Irving.

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<v Speaker 11>He's uh taking dinner George dinner, Jordana Taxi Dermot.

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<v Speaker 1>He did try to stuffy fit do on my throat.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the fighters had to go over and I

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<v Speaker 2>fought last week and he had to go to the dinners.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked him.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>One of my teeth got took and he fire? And

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<v Speaker 1>oh is that night?

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<v Speaker 10>And that cute?

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<v Speaker 1>They're going back to Capitana early? Did he? I did fight?

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<v Speaker 1>I had last night though.

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<v Speaker 11>This guy hit me so hard at my teeth, blew

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<v Speaker 11>right out of my mouth and bid a lady in

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<v Speaker 11>the third room.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to fight.

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<v Speaker 11>I had to go stop it where you had cons

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<v Speaker 11>matter with you?

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<v Speaker 3>What does this stop? And stop?

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<v Speaker 10>Hits me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hits me?

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<v Speaker 3>I look around, No wonder you're walking around in a fog.

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<v Speaker 1>Who you think I walked my boat? You ain't seen nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You are to tea that rattler room with you. A

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<v Speaker 1>good guy, get really flipped his lid.

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<v Speaker 3>Majm me, no need the fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that guy all night loom. He kicked there banging

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<v Speaker 1>at the get your bang to be. Oh not you?

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<v Speaker 3>What's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 1>He ain't got no bn. I know I have to

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<v Speaker 1>tune it.

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<v Speaker 3>When you get your cleaning, tell me something, colorfire? What

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<v Speaker 3>do you sell milk for?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh it's very weaknable, very weaknable. I darged fifteen tent

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<v Speaker 11>to quart and twenty five into point.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, tell me something. How come the pint bottles costs

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<v Speaker 3>more than the quart bottle?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 11>When I milk and cowd mommate too good with him?

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<v Speaker 11>Real body, go to super tea.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me something? Is your milk past your eyes pat ryed?

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<v Speaker 1>Only if I put it in front of my fake.

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<v Speaker 3>You milk?

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<v Speaker 1>You know our milk is different. We feed our choud

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but watermelon. So when you drink the milk, don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget to spit the seed down.

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<v Speaker 11>Or that week that week they love me, They love

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<v Speaker 11>me that sweet Oh a little Canario, myke yield.

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<v Speaker 1>Only go away.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, i'll help you out, Califira. Give me a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of quarts. Two quarts coming up, boy, I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>it unless it's fresh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's Frank joll right. I'll get it for you

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<v Speaker 1>to get the gippy.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, I said, forget it. I'll see you later. Yeah, Caltains, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going home.

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<v Speaker 1>I finished my bomb shoulder, really got it finished. Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call up the newspapers and him take some

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Say that's a juicy tidbit for head and Noela.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Drew person won't believe it. He didn't pretict it.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a master please though, if Adam bomb proof, h

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<v Speaker 2>bomb proof, smog proof and fires, thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You too bad. It wasn't sneezeproof.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted a sunken rock garden.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, ladies and gentlemen, until next Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Red Skelton saying goodbye and Adam, thanks for listening,

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<v Speaker 2>and thanks for buying more and more of the Voice Miracle.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is ronald'connor reminding you that Tide gets close

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<v Speaker 4>cleaner than any soap on Earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Cleaner than any other washing products sold throughout America. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why you get as clean.

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<v Speaker 1>As washing with.

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<v Speaker 3>I. This is the copyrighted feature Trent's Drive from Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the CBS from the broadcasting and Sisters