Speaker 1: It is the Ben and Skin Show.
Speaker 2: Nice point.
Speaker 3: It's our last segment of the week. So we got
Speaker 3: big weekend plans, and I hope your weekend plans include
Speaker 3: heading up to Rollertown Beer Works. That's the brewery up
Speaker 3: there in Solana, Texas that me and Ben are partner's
Speaker 3: in Big Crawfish Boil Tomorrow, Ben last one of the
Speaker 3: season and it's going on from two to seven with
Speaker 3: live music and a vendor that's going to be a
Speaker 3: whole vendor market set up, and then live comedy, free
Speaker 3: live comedy at the end of the night. If you
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Speaker 3: everything that's going on, talk about food trucks, new beer releases,
Speaker 3: all that stuff. And then if you're out about you
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Speaker 3: If you go to your favorite establishment and they don't
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Speaker 3: Keith distributor make sure to get Rollertown here.
Speaker 1: We sure would appreciate that. Now it's time for.
Speaker 2: This fools, It's time to go into the bitter Scheduleburg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's in the week with some with some laughing.
Speaker 4: Earlier in the week, we played you e clip from
Speaker 4: these Texas sports Boys. We're gonn bring him back again.
Speaker 4: These Texas sports Boys are Billy ray Brooks and Mitch McCoy.
Speaker 4: Just a couple farming guys, but good.
Speaker 2: They love cooozies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, overalls with bonfires.
Speaker 4: All that type of stuff, but they love sports. And uh,
Speaker 4: they were going through and they were talking to a
Speaker 4: lot of teams around the league before the twenty eighteen
Speaker 4: NBA Draft to find out who they were gonna take.
Speaker 4: Now that happens to be the year the Mavericks traded
Speaker 4: up with the Hawks to get Luca. But you know,
Speaker 4: if you get all these teams on the Sacramento Kings
Speaker 4: had the number two pick in that draft, famously taking
Speaker 4: Marvin Bagley Man, but we had Bryant. Bryant is a
Speaker 4: fellow who is a blogger for one of the Sacramento
Speaker 4: Kings blogs, probably Espionation most likely, and uh, you know,
Speaker 4: just getting his draft preview about three weeks before the draft.
Speaker 4: Actually happened ended up being a good old time. So, uh,
Speaker 4: you guys ready, I had everyone all right, let's go
Speaker 4: down the hill of the roller coaster down East Texas.
Speaker 2: Worts boy was in the house on Billy Roddy Brooks.
Speaker 5: I got the main man, Mitch McCoy here he knows
Speaker 5: on that nineteen eighty three championship name.
Speaker 1: I hang in here on that damn iron grind.
Speaker 5: We are very excited because the Mavericks are about to
Speaker 5: just dunk on the world with the fifth pick in
Speaker 5: this draft. And we're talking to bloggers from all the
Speaker 5: different big cities who got picks, and uh, we already
Speaker 5: got somebody off the off the clock.
Speaker 2: They're unavailable now.
Speaker 5: Uh because for the Suns, this guy Brendan Clean of
Speaker 5: the SB Nation blog, Uh, he took donkey Itch number one.
Speaker 6: Now line them ain't on man, Irene, I mean, are
Speaker 6: in do you want to make Aaron's the grind and
Speaker 6: he's a grind And I ain't got them a donkey and
Speaker 6: much man.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you something when he.
Speaker 5: Was talking about all the people that work for that organization,
Speaker 5: like you got an American name in that organization.
Speaker 2: Good lord, sets that are drafting a.
Speaker 1: Euro gardee ire bresident won't mind them on the wine out.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you ain't lying about that. But I
Speaker 5: tell you what, They're gonna be crafty because they make
Speaker 5: good passes and they're all fundamentally sound. Is what this
Speaker 5: son tells me about the Euros camp. Now, but I
Speaker 5: want to beat.
Speaker 1: Your Henny players. They're very heady.
Speaker 5: But I want to be joined right now because Sacramento
Speaker 5: then the Kings of Sacramento, they be on the clock
Speaker 5: right now. So Bratt West is joining us. He writes
Speaker 5: that SB Nation blog up there. What's the name of
Speaker 5: that blog?
Speaker 7: Brtwn royalty, zack Town royaltywn f there zack nown in
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Speaker 1: He hung out of the monarns on.
Speaker 7: There we did, but they went away a couple about
Speaker 7: five years ago.
Speaker 6: Howard them down, brother, that for some of them gown
Speaker 6: bringing in logon.
Speaker 7: They had some really good players.
Speaker 6: Now in general, can you just help us out.
Speaker 5: We've never been out of the state of Texas, and
Speaker 5: I'm just curious about knowing. Are there hot women in Sacramento? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely callous and your women have it?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite category to search?
Speaker 7: Well, I have a thing for Brunette, and I think
Speaker 7: that's pretty much it that I can say.
Speaker 2: It's Pg.
Speaker 6: Thirteen.
Speaker 1: I like Gilf and renal line and online.
Speaker 5: You like guilt too or yeah see, I mean to me,
Speaker 5: it's like it's just have fun with it and don't
Speaker 5: judge people.
Speaker 2: And that's why we ain't gonna judge you on your pick. Now.
Speaker 5: Listen, you're up on the clock for the Kings. There's
Speaker 5: a lot of pressure on you. Donkey Inch is gone,
Speaker 5: so now it's time for you to make your pick.
Speaker 5: So we're gonna have my man Mitch is gonna be
Speaker 5: the commissioner, Adam Silver.
Speaker 2: It just go along with us trying not to mess
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian nang Coon, okay, be cool man, all right, my.
Speaker 6: Own the line apparently am he ain't ram and then
Speaker 6: I ain't named nang and Mack binging the met or
Speaker 6: the nag orm own thing Aaron Manner long nine Minner,
Speaker 6: whne ain't am I?
Speaker 2: When the mech.
Speaker 7: All right with the second pick the sacramento hold on
Speaker 7: a second man.
Speaker 2: He just said that he did. He did the whole
Speaker 2: announcement of this work for you know.
Speaker 6: You know you don't know me like that, right, Like
Speaker 6: I didn't you to gon up and you may make
Speaker 6: I'm you and me.
Speaker 5: Look that's the way to do it. Make no, we're good,
Speaker 5: We're good. Darn hour, start over.
Speaker 6: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: You got this week.
Speaker 6: We believe in you man thanking all the gunrom all
Speaker 6: around in the world joining the ain't that me, ain't
Speaker 6: rap And you're in the Emmy as man and we
Speaker 6: are in the country in Dina Country, inn Ina, intern Europe,
Speaker 6: Runa Lomania, the man all America, and I mean now
Speaker 6: we're not in Araga air Ma and me for they
Speaker 6: do that? Ain't me? And ram yeah from the man
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Speaker 7: DeAndre a Center Arizona.
Speaker 5: Really, oh my god, Well that's a that's a shocking selection.
Speaker 2: I don't did you understand that Marvin Bagley was.
Speaker 8: Still on the when you made.
Speaker 7: In my opinion, DeAndre Ayden and Luka Doncic are the
Speaker 7: two best players in this draft. It's it's absolutely fair
Speaker 7: that Bloody takes the guys that you know, nobody else.
Speaker 2: That's not what was he asked. Is he going to
Speaker 2: turn him into a chain smoker?
Speaker 7: You know, if body has his way. The way he
Speaker 7: went through the league, you know, he proved that he
Speaker 7: could be a top center and still smoke as much
Speaker 7: as he wants. But I think new age Kings aren't
Speaker 7: gonna smile so fondly on any of their young guys
Speaker 7: chain smoking your thoughts like Lone from the Lap Oh yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 7: he's kind of that old school big man.
Speaker 5: No no, when I'm at like Lone the Lamp, listen, man,
Speaker 5: I like you, but you're kind of boring with the words.
Speaker 5: Now those things up here, and I'm like, we're asking
Speaker 5: you about girls that you don't seem to know much. Look,
Speaker 5: the only way you're gonna get laid is if you
Speaker 5: crawl up a chickens ass.
Speaker 6: And wait, now finally has sense bum skim and I'm
Speaker 6: ram moony wan I.
Speaker 1: Sell, I'm hot, mironeing match.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said. Which
Speaker 2: one of us did you not understand? I said, the
Speaker 2: only way you're gonna.
Speaker 5: Get is if you crawl up a chickens ass.
Speaker 2: And wait, are you talking to me?
Speaker 7: Or yeah, Well I just got engaged a week ago,
Speaker 7: so I'm not too worried about that.
Speaker 1: Well, you'll be getting later right after the wedding. Then man,
Speaker 1: on's his name at.
Speaker 7: Least one more time in my life once his name?
Speaker 7: Her name is Megan.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, mean or Carl?
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something about marriage, all right, because
Speaker 5: I've had five of them, I know what the hell
Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: When she asked you to do something, don't do it,
Speaker 5: because the minute you show her that you're capable of
Speaker 5: doing something, she's gonna ask you to do that for
Speaker 5: the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Then the marriage night, he guys long the ring.
Speaker 6: He's wanting little blonging there and hander a ball ada
Speaker 6: pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to Texas?
Speaker 5: Never have?
Speaker 6: Mom?
Speaker 5: All right, so listen, we're gonna be doing this draft.
Speaker 5: Y'all have any picks in the second round?
Speaker 7: We do late in the second No, no, actually, I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: thirty seventh overall.
Speaker 2: So that's pret you don't even know when your team picks.
Speaker 2: How are you the expert here? Well, you've been too
Speaker 2: focused on that damn wedding.
Speaker 1: You're buying the rat kind of cake ating there in
Speaker 1: the internet. Man, I'm too.
Speaker 7: Focused on the number two pick. I will say that
Speaker 7: think Dallas has a really good spot.
Speaker 2: Hey, let me tell you something, dumbass.
Speaker 5: We know that we're watching Dallas every day round the clock,
Speaker 5: and we're experts on Dallas. We don't know nothing about
Speaker 5: none of the other teams. That's why you're on annaway.
Speaker 8: Now call you in the second rounds.
Speaker 1: Come big number in there, say by the phone.
Speaker 2: Bass. All right, we go?
Speaker 1: What the way it did the league guys.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of the time that KT went into
Speaker 3: his very first sex shop. He wanted to purchase a
Speaker 3: ballgag for his wedding night. He looked the vendor dead
Speaker 3: and his or her eye were still not sure, and.
Speaker 1: He said, I have a tiny penis.
Speaker 3: Oh, and that's why he made the purchase that he'd I.
Speaker 1: Hope everyone has a good weekend. We're gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 3: Until then, stick around because Christina is going to play
Speaker 3: some music right here on the eagle.
Speaker 2: There're you going, You're.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm gonna get some cheeks after this horse powers.
Speaker 2: That's your answer.