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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let chintako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, good morning to YEA.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's jump right in here. This is one of those

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<v Speaker 2>stories that I really I hate to share, sad, tragic

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<v Speaker 2>stories like this, But the sequence of events here is

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<v Speaker 2>really something else. Oh is this the freak accident when

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking about? Yeah, this happened over the weekend

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<v Speaker 2>to our north in Georgia, in Monroe County, Georgia. Woman

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like she had just gotten off work at Chick

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<v Speaker 2>fil A on Saturday and was headed home and was

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<v Speaker 2>in a fairly rural area, probably in good spirits because

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<v Speaker 2>she knows she has Sunday off. Of course, got into

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<v Speaker 2>uh appears to be a one car accidents. Officials believe

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<v Speaker 2>she may have swerved, maybe to avoid an animal or

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<v Speaker 2>something rex her car, manages to survive that and gets

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<v Speaker 2>out of her car. They believe she must have been

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<v Speaker 2>disoriented or something. She wandered off into the woods and disappeared.

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<v Speaker 2>They found her the next day on Sunday in the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of an old well. Wow, she had stumbled into

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<v Speaker 2>the woods, like you said, apparently disoriented after being in

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<v Speaker 2>the car accidents. Yeah, probably hit her head since she's

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<v Speaker 2>a little woozy and probably was attempting to go find

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<v Speaker 2>help or something, and she encountered an old, well abandoned

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<v Speaker 2>well that was camouflaged with the overgrown brush and fell

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<v Speaker 2>right into it. Did she live or no? I didn't know,

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<v Speaker 2>par fact, but was last era. That's what you need

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<v Speaker 2>and well situations. I remember watching that show. Uh huh. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>unfortunately Taco Bob Lassie was not around. I see what

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<v Speaker 2>you did there.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, unfortunately the chances Yeah, my god, dude, And here

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<v Speaker 3>I am saying she's excited because she has Sunday off

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<v Speaker 3>working at Chick fil A, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I was down on it. Well, I'm surprised they

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<v Speaker 2>found her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, oh, because you know, because they found

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<v Speaker 3>the car and then probably had the dog smell something

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<v Speaker 3>in her car, and then you know chick the guy

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<v Speaker 3>the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh my god, I love Chick fil A.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's all he smells is the fryar from

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<v Speaker 3>them waffle four eyes or or the patties.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm gonna get her. What is it, Lassie? Say

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<v Speaker 2>what what study has confirmed? What's well? Us dudes have

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<v Speaker 2>been accused of forever since the dawn of man not

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<v Speaker 2>listening to the women. Yeah, new study has proven though,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is conducted in multiple countries, women have better

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<v Speaker 2>hearing than men. All right, we need to print that

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<v Speaker 2>one up. Women have better hearing than men. So yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we are accused, and a lot of times rightfully so,

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<v Speaker 2>of not really paying attention or listening.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's where we just come in. When that happens,

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<v Speaker 3>say well, I can't help it. You guys have better

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<v Speaker 3>hearing than us. I hear's the study. The pat print

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<v Speaker 3>it up for me right on the refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 2>It goes.

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<v Speaker 3>I say what all the time, because you know, you've've

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<v Speaker 3>known my wife for a year. She's so soft spoken,

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<v Speaker 3>Like we'll go to a restaurant the servers bending down

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<v Speaker 3>like this, go right up in her face because can't

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<v Speaker 3>hear a thing, and tell her yell, you'll be fine, yell.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm not trying to be mean to her, but

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<v Speaker 3>I I can't hear across the table that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>kind of environment.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had to train myself to snap out of it

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<v Speaker 2>when I know I'm hearing, but I'm not listening. Oh really,

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<v Speaker 2>I just let her ride. Well, no, because she'll call

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<v Speaker 2>me on it, and she she she knows me well

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<v Speaker 2>enough to know when the filter's on.

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<v Speaker 3>You should just pick up one word along the way,

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<v Speaker 3>every kind of you know, paragraph.

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<v Speaker 2>Because when when she calls me on it, I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>cop to it. I'll just you're right, Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>I I just wasn't paying attention. I had you on

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<v Speaker 2>my mind. It's hugely because I'm staring at TV. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's another little fun fact that came out of this.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the women's UH advantage in hearing is

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<v Speaker 2>only slight, but it's enough to make a difference. The

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<v Speaker 2>average woman has a two decibel advantage and up to

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<v Speaker 2>six decibels with some frequencies, which it's not a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is enough to make a difference. They think

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<v Speaker 2>it might just come down to hormones or how our

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<v Speaker 2>ears develop in the womb. And they also think it's

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<v Speaker 2>possible women's brains are better at processing sound as well,

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<v Speaker 2>so when it comes to hearing, men might have worse

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<v Speaker 2>years and inferior brains.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were in this study, you would have thrown

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing off, because how loud.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep your headphones, but if I don't have, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't hear very well to begin with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you would be the guy in this study.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's always one that just throws it completely

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<v Speaker 3>out of whack.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you. The study also found that, regardless of gender,

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<v Speaker 2>we all tend to hear out of our right ear

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<v Speaker 2>a little better than our left. Not sure why, HM

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<v Speaker 2>never thought of right ear dominant when it comes to

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<v Speaker 2>hearing capabilities, and most people must, of course, you're deaf

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<v Speaker 2>in your right ear. Yeah. The long national nightmare in

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<v Speaker 2>the country of India has come to an end. The

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<v Speaker 2>notorious poop and run thief has been apprehended. Okay, explain

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<v Speaker 2>this guy apparently has been at this for years. At

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<v Speaker 2>this point where he would he devised what's been described

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<v Speaker 2>as a bizarre and filthy way to escape capture. Whenever

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<v Speaker 2>he would, you know, rob small time thief, stores, people, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>He would rob someone or something and then flee, and

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<v Speaker 2>if he was in danger of being caught, he could

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<v Speaker 2>defecate to the to the point where it was such

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<v Speaker 2>a noxious smell and sight that in all cases he's

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<v Speaker 2>managed to elude anybody chasing him.

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<v Speaker 3>So does he make it where it look not that

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<v Speaker 3>that that looks like it, but it looks like he

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<v Speaker 3>oh look there it is.

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<v Speaker 2>He went this way, but really he's going the other way. No,

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<v Speaker 2>just he just he makes it so it's visible to

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<v Speaker 2>the person running after him what he's done. And then

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<v Speaker 2>if the visible the visual is not enough, the s

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<v Speaker 2>is enough to just be at w O would handle it.

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<v Speaker 2>He had never made it out of the store. He's

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<v Speaker 2>like a human skunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, only only would do He would never have made

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<v Speaker 3>it out of the store if Bob World Order was

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<v Speaker 3>in effect over there in India.

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<v Speaker 2>India, India needs to get on board with the b

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<v Speaker 2>w O. Yeah, it hasn't gone international to that level yet. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we know, we've got like we've got Ireland in England

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<v Speaker 2>and one other country I think had requested some b w.

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<v Speaker 3>O Ireland, England and there was one more I can't think.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, over in India, he just slaps some b

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<v Speaker 3>w o's like on a camel and.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no more, no more stealing from my convenience store.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, blinch.

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<v Speaker 2>This is JR. R Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the