WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:25.679 All time favorites a mercy. Well today the Kingfish had 2 00:00:25.679 --> 00:00:27.239 a hard day at the pool hall, and as he 3 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:30.719 returns home, he finds his wife's scipphire all excited. She's 4 00:00:30.839 --> 00:00:33.840 just received a letter from her sister in Georgia. Oh 5 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:35.439 hold else, I'll. 6 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:38.280 Come in, George, I got some wonderful news from back 7 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:39.200 home in Georgia. 8 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:39.719 Yeah. 9 00:00:39.840 --> 00:00:42.520 Yeah, my youngest sister and sister's gonna get married. 10 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:47.439 Oh so your mama finally unloaded the last one. Huh? 11 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:49.880 Why do you mean, George, Mama and I had no 12 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:51.399 trouble getting us girls married. 13 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:52.600 Why back home. 14 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:54.159 We was the bells of the town. 15 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.119 Yeah, I remember that, honey. And when you got married, 16 00:00:57.119 --> 00:01:01.479 they call it the miracle of the bells. Yeah. 17 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:04.519 Well, anyway, George, I ain't gonna miss my sister's wedding. 18 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:07.159 Me and you is going down to Georgia for two weeks. 19 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:08.840 It'll be a wonderful vacation for him. 20 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:11.319 What you mean, I can't take no vacation. I gotta 21 00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:14.799 stay here for business reasons. Business reason? Yeah, who gonna 22 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:19.040 pick up my unemployment check? They don't bail them things 23 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:20.680 to you know, you gotta go ahead of them. 24 00:01:20.719 --> 00:01:23.480 Look at me and you is going to Georgia for 25 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.079 my sister's wedding. The round trip tickets is about one 26 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.200 hundred dollars and it's up to the provider of this 27 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.560 family to raise the money. 28 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:31.680 Well, it's all that with me, honey. But do you 29 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:35.719 think you can get a job on such short nodles? 30 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:38.879 George, this is your responsibility. The wedding is one week 31 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:41.200 from today. We is gone and you has got to 32 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:44.120 get that hundred dollars for the railroad tickets. At nine minutes. 33 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:50.280 Mm, that old girl is getting more unreasonable about a minute. 34 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:52.640 Next thing, I know you're gonna ask me to start 35 00:01:52.680 --> 00:02:03.760 supporting her. So that's the story. Henry Sophire just laid 36 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:05.840 down the Lord tell me about getting one hundred dollars 37 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:08.360 to take this trip to Georgia. Well, a trip south 38 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:11.039 at this special time would be delightful because the weather 39 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:15.639 here is simply had been abdominal. He love, my waif 40 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:18.280 was always making trouble for me one weird other. And 41 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:21.360 it's just like I've always said, Kingfish, marriage would be 42 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:23.879 a wonderful institution if a woman wasn't mixed up in 43 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:27.800 the thing. Me go to Georgia. The seathre as sister 44 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.639 get married. Yes, I don't blame you. My wife dragged 45 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:33.639 me to a big society wedding last week. The social 46 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:36.680 missus Angelus smythe of New York and Miami Beach got 47 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:39.120 herself fixed up to mister Pats Wilson of the Department 48 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:43.360 of Sanitation. More. Yes, after the wedding, we all went 49 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:46.199 up to the bride's home for a very formal receptacle. 50 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:52.240 Did they have a nice wedding, Yes, but they ran 51 00:02:52.280 --> 00:02:55.199 into a little difficulty. Two to the recent snows here 52 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:57.360 in New York, there was no roses in bloom at 53 00:02:57.360 --> 00:03:00.919 the time of the ceremony. And you know what these functures. 54 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:04.560 It's customary for the flower girls to scatter rose petals 55 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:08.879 down the isle at the very head of the nuptial's possession. Yeah, well, 56 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:11.319 without rules is what did you do? Well? They got 57 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:13.919 the effect of the rose petals by painting some potato 58 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:20.280 chips rare, and the flower girl scattered the potato chips 59 00:03:20.280 --> 00:03:22.520 the head of the position. Huh. Yes, it was quite 60 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.759 a thing to hear the bride and groom come crunching 61 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:30.400 down the aisle. Them potato chips must made quite a mess. 62 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:33.719 It was messy but the groom picked up the debris 63 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:35.719 the following day when he made his rounds on the 64 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:40.319 sanitation truck. Well S're gonna have a tough time raiding 65 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:42.800 on a hundred bucks between now and next Tuesday. I 66 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:45.199 wonder if I could inviiggle one hundred dollars to handy. 67 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:50.000 It would have to be a very clever wiggle. Boys. 68 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.080 Andy told me that he was gonna take the money 69 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.960 he's gotten by hisself automobile more. The boy gonna get 70 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:57.439 herself a new car. Huh yes, And the only thing 71 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:59.599 that's holding it up is that the dealer can't promise 72 00:03:59.639 --> 00:04:02.280 him to right for four or five months. Oh yeah, 73 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:04.680 that new car situation is still tough for it it 74 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:07.319 show is I heard that the only cars that you 75 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:11.120 can get quick delivery on is the foreign makes. Uh 76 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:14.400 you say that you hear that the quick deliveries is 77 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.680 the foreign make car. That's right, and it wouldn't surprise 78 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:20.759 me to see Andy buy one of those neither. Well 79 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:26.120 now foreign make cause wait a minute, Henry, I just 80 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:30.040 got a flicker of light, A flicker of light. If 81 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:32.680 I played my cars right, I might be able to 82 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:34.399 flick in the out of one hundred dollars and light 83 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:46.480 right in Georgia. Well, I got this picture of this 84 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:49.800 foreign car to the color of Old Life magazine. Yeah, 85 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:52.680 that's a feign call right now if I can just 86 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:55.279 convince the end. Oh here, come down the hall. Let 87 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.199 me get on the telephone. Hello, that kings ascume me 88 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:01.079 a minute and just making a trans atlantic telephone call. 89 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:04.480 Why as you call him Frans Atlantic? Oh? Why because 90 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:06.959 I was the agent for the new French foreign automobile 91 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:09.920 and I want to talk to the manufacturer. Wait a minute, 92 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:13.240 a hello operator? Is this the French operator? Give me 93 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:18.800 crape sous at four nine three Salem Born Mac call. 94 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:21.279 Do this company know how to make them? Do they 95 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.240 know how to make them? Hy? This man that I 96 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.279 called him in France is one of the greatest automobile 97 00:05:26.319 --> 00:05:30.240 men in the world. Hello France, Let me talk to 98 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:38.519 Madman Tierre. I think I heard him somewhere. Hello, hello, madman. Oh, 99 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:40.839 this is George Stephens New York office. 100 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:41.920 We we. 101 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:47.920 Bonus not just see you too. Yeah, I just received 102 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:53.800 the picture of your new call. Congratulations mercy bo coup 103 00:05:53.839 --> 00:05:59.959 coupe hula la uh huh. Well remember me to the 104 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:04.000 lit a mad woman and say hello to miss Eiffel Tower. 105 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:09.639 Who came, mad Man Bonvoyd? Thank King Fish? Where drew me? 106 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:11.639 The big frenchman like that? Oh? I noted him for 107 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.279 years and it doing the First World War while me 108 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:16.759 and him was Mademoiselle together in the French foreign legions, 109 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:21.639 you see, and the ires node. I had noted him 110 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:24.519 for so ever since then now right this minute, I 111 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:28.600 is the American distributed for the new French automobile. You 112 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:30.920 was now standing in the showroom of the Paris More 113 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:33.560 to come their Harlem brand, No Fulham. What is the 114 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:36.000 name of the car? You saw the name of the 115 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:40.759 car's node in the trade as the quick delivery merc 116 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:43.120 of these bends one hundred dollars deposits straight eight. That's 117 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:47.160 what they call. You know, that's a funny thing. I've 118 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:49.399 been trying to get a car myself. What did the 119 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:51.360 car look like? Well, now, I just happened to have 120 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:53.639 a picture of it that was sent by a while 121 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:57.399 from Paris just yesterday. Where is that? Oh here, hey, 122 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:01.600 I looked that over. Yeah, say, Kingfish, that's a good 123 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:04.519 looking automobile. Or oh that's pretty look at them lines. 124 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:07.199 Hey wait a minute, to wait a minute. They unstuck 125 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:09.000 the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car. 126 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:11.879 Oh no, no, that's why they call it the mercy 127 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:13.639 of these bends before they send it over here, the 128 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:19.279 bends there, staring wheel over that side. I see. Well 129 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:21.839 I like American cars. Well now cool, forget it, and 130 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.800 they're fine cars. Is more economical to run they is? 131 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:28.319 Why as that? Because and over there they all runs 132 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:32.879 on kilometers? Yeah, well it does them. Killometers wear out 133 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:36.720 as quick as tires. Oh no, and they killometers is 134 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:41.399 distance over there? We measured distance in miles. Killometers are 135 00:07:41.439 --> 00:07:44.040 shorter than miles. So there you is. When you drives 136 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:45.839 in France, you ain't got so far to gold. See 137 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:48.439 what I mean to get cold? Yeah? Yeah, that's who 138 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:51.480 cut down the distance. Look here, kingfish, if I ordered 139 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:53.759 one of them French cars, when could I get it? Well, now, 140 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:56.120 let me do a little stick in here. Uh we 141 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:57.920 place this the order today by radar. 142 00:07:58.600 --> 00:07:58.720 Uh. 143 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:01.040 The thing has got to be custom and then they 144 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.000 got to created up ship the car from France the 145 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:05.639 United States. Let me see, four thousand miles, two thousand 146 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:10.000 miles goes into customs. How about Thursday of this week? 147 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.639 Tell me this? How can they make cars faster there 148 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:18.079 than weekend here in America because they were smart and 149 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:21.000 there's done. Star solved the steel problem. But how they 150 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:25.680 do that? They got stealed from us. Well, how much 151 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:27.639 of this French car sell for? Well, now you give 152 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:30.000 me a hundred dollars deposit and the grand totals up 153 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:34.240 to sixteen hundred dollars. Fob. That means Frank's on the 154 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:37.360 barrel head. And I wait a minute, wait a minute. 155 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:39.360 I ain't letting you have no money til I seized 156 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:42.240 the car. And boy, that is defferent. Oh no, listen, man, 157 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:45.200 you be in the car driving up Lennox Avenue, all 158 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:47.399 them gals but twenty one years old, was sitting over 159 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:49.799 there on the street. They're looking at you. You got 160 00:08:49.799 --> 00:08:52.240 a new car, they got the new look. And you 161 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:54.399 saw the glance over at them and smiled at some 162 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:56.200 pretty gal and say. 163 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:05.679 It old little children, Yeah, little shill. 164 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:09.200 From many are. 165 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.240 I hears the horn of blowing, I hear it's near 166 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:15.679 at hand. I hear the car wheels rumbling and rolling 167 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.799 through this land. Don't get on board, just get on, 168 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:21.080 boulb don't get on bobo. 169 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:30.399 The children, that's computed your ball. The children compom with 170 00:09:30.519 --> 00:09:34.200 your more. I hear a car coming. She's coming round 171 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:38.240 the car. I hear the wheels rumb she's fading everywhere, 172 00:09:38.759 --> 00:09:42.799 she's faining every new Come on, let's children, come on, 173 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:47.440 let Kevin, come on, let's Kevin from my many. I'm 174 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:50.840 wonge on board. Let's get on. Don't get a ball, 175 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:54.559 don't get on Bobo and the children. That's compoted you 176 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:58.360 more rolling man, a rocket man, a ranger, just a 177 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:02.080 rock in, just a smoking talking down that long long 178 00:10:02.279 --> 00:10:06.879 road and rock in man all and jumping out. Then 179 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:12.080 I think I like him a heavy nothing worries me. 180 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:15.360 I am happy as I can be. Me and two 181 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:19.799 or three in my model teams. Come on, come on 182 00:10:21.679 --> 00:10:26.840 right my maney, I'm long on board. The children's get 183 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:30.240 on board. All the children. Don't get on board the children. 184 00:10:31.320 --> 00:11:03.600 There's room already. Well going shortte barber shop here and 185 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:05.440 see if you knows where I can get a new car. 186 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.440 Hello, that short where I'll be dog going that I 187 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:17.600 didn't much cooker, you got high kake fuh. 188 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.440 Charloty live you can help me here. I gotta get 189 00:11:17.480 --> 00:11:18.720 a fine car in a hurry. 190 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:23.039 Oh there is classy looking already. I had a roamster once. 191 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:25.799 Now I wanted to make it look like a fine car, 192 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:28.000 so so I had the steering wheel put over on 193 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:29.279 the right hand side. 194 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:31.519 Moved the steering wheel. Hunh oh. 195 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.720 But when I come down to the street, everybody look 196 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:35.879 at the cause I was driving at a slam. 197 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:38.519 Well why was you driving to the slam? 198 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:41.120 Because the breaking the crutch was still over on the left. 199 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:46.200 Love me, shorty, I gonna tell you the whole situation. 200 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:48.879 I need one hundred dollars for me and the way 201 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:51.600 to get a railroad ticket to Georgia. And I can 202 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:53.600 get the hundred dollars from in it if I can 203 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:55.000 just show him a foreign car. 204 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:58.480 Yeah, stay with him in a king fish, I got it. 205 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:00.639 A friend of mine has got all that he let 206 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:01.000 you have. 207 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:02.679 He built it herself. 208 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.480 It could pass for a foreign car to it. He 209 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:07.639 has some great shame except for wonder thing. 210 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:10.519 Well what's that? Well, you see ther it ain't got that. 211 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:16.120 You get no motor, no motor. 212 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:18.679 You see, I have the fellow a building he he 213 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:21.799 couldn't find the motor for it, and right now it's 214 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.039 sitting in his garives. 215 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:25.960 He'll give with you if you just tow it away. Yeah, 216 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:27.519 I tell you what I'll do. I'll get that and 217 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:29.600 I'll put it over the large hall and I'll find 218 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:32.039 something with a French name on it and put it 219 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:35.399 on the front of the radio. Yeah that's a good idea. Well, 220 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.039 King things. I gotta leave now where you're going, shorty. 221 00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:40.559 I gotta go over to the hospital and see a fella. 222 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:43.080 His face is all slashed and cut up. 223 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:45.320 Had his face get all slashed and cut up? 224 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:47.639 Well, you see, he was hit by he fell down 225 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:50.679 the beach a puck getting in and he was walking. 226 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:54.399 I think bus that I would get. I shaved him. 227 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:06.399 Come on in the office and there got some great 228 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:09.000 news for you. Yeah, what is the news from France? 229 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:09.399 Uh? 230 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:14.399 What a lucky fella you is? Yeah, just talk the 231 00:13:14.519 --> 00:13:17.480 madman Pierre again. And he told me that he was 232 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:20.600 gonna let you have a nineteen forty nine model and 233 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:23.159 it arrived this morning. Oh that's great. Where's it? Oh 234 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.000 in the showroom, right up here in the large or 235 00:13:25.039 --> 00:13:27.399 come on follow me here. Oh boy ey, it's crazy 236 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.440 to see this new call right through this door here 237 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:33.320 and then now right over there there she sets in 238 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:40.799 there between them two ferns, pretty in it. The prince 239 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:42.960 then is yeah, the head of us on design. And 240 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:47.200 to notice the underslung buddy, Yeah, I wonder who slung 241 00:13:47.279 --> 00:13:50.559 that together. Oh look at that pin job there, wonderful 242 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:53.519 pink job. That's big enamel finish big right on there 243 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:57.480 looks a little overdone in the spots. To me, this 244 00:13:57.679 --> 00:14:00.240 is a genu wine French car. Oh certainly an you 245 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:01.799 want come up here and look at the name plate 246 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:03.960 on the front of it. There the name plate is 247 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:05.320 made out of paper to cut it on the wind 248 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:10.960 resistance here too, d say, here made in France, and 249 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:16.399 the name of the car is Sparkling Burgundy. Oh wonderful man. Hey, 250 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.759 wait a minute, look here it say vintage of nineteen 251 00:14:19.879 --> 00:14:22.799 thirty four. What did that vintage means a French word 252 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.399 means convertible or it is wonderful thing. And the nineteen 253 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:29.080 thirty four? Is this a nineteen thirty four model? Or 254 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:31.519 don't be silly? And well what do the nineteen thirty 255 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:32.120 four stand for? 256 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:32.399 Oh? 257 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:35.840 Horsepower? Oh now, wait a minute, here, wait a minute. 258 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:39.159 How can they get nineteen hundred and thirty four horse 259 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:41.799 power in that little car? They use smaller horses, that's 260 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:45.559 all they do. Now, step right over here and look 261 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:47.279 at the inside of it. Look through the window there. 262 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:51.000 Look at that upholstered genuine leather red oil clause. Or 263 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:52.960 you slide in and out their blue third suit, go 264 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:55.759 right through their model minute. Yeah, you know, it's kind 265 00:14:55.759 --> 00:14:58.080 of hard to get used to this foreign stuff. Let 266 00:14:58.159 --> 00:15:00.759 me see the motor, came fish, U we want to 267 00:15:00.759 --> 00:15:03.720 see the motor huh uh? Well, now that's what it 268 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:08.399 goes planned under the mortar is sealed under the hood 269 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:11.559 to keep a dust free seal and oil another one 270 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.480 of these things. Yes, and knowing that you would be 271 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:16.320 just the one that would want to start tamping with 272 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:19.200 the mortar. Eyes done, had a pad lock welded on there, 273 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:20.960 so you can't get in there and get in trouble. 274 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:30.919 And I don't throw the keys away. Well, tell me this, kingfish, 275 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:32.799 how do you get to the motor case? Something go 276 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:39.399 wrong through the exhaust pipe, that's how you that that 277 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.240 is a little unhandy in it. Look ahead, sports, something 278 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:43.759 go wrong with that motor, Now, how can I get 279 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.279 it fixed? Very simple and there, all you got to 280 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:48.799 do is to find a mechanic with a long stin arm. 281 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:53.159 That's all he got to Yeah, well, maybe I ought 282 00:15:53.159 --> 00:15:54.320 to take it. Oh yeah, you ought to take it 283 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:56.480 and take it right away. Okay, here you is kinkfish. 284 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:58.639 Here's one hundred dollars down framing. I'll buy it right 285 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:01.200 the deal is closed. I want to take it out 286 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:03.960 for a little spin right now. Uh, I hate to 287 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:06.000 tell you this and there, but you're gonna have to 288 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:08.519 hold off a little on your spinning. You see. Being 289 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:12.120 a French car, this car don't run on gasolion. It 290 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.600 runs on petrol. And in a drop of petrel in 291 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:19.039 this country at the moment, Well, why couldn't I use 292 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:19.919 gas instead? 293 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:21.000 Uh? 294 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:25.559 Now, gonna splain that to you too. And well, uh 295 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:28.799 you see the American gasolion it's got to sing in 296 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:31.879 and called. I can now these feign cars has got 297 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:34.000 a narrow gas. I'm the I can just won't go 298 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:37.399 through it. That's a whole tug wag it up close, 299 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:39.279 it right up every time. But I spect them the 300 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:41.120 ship of the petrol, and that's what you'll be the 301 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:47.240 first one on the list there, that's all I want. 302 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:49.440 When is that coming in? Well? Now, I was leaving 303 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:51.240 for Georgia withning away for a couple of weeks and 304 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:53.080 the petrol ought to get here just for the time 305 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:56.360 I'll get back. Well, I guess I gotta wait for Limba. Well, 306 00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:58.960 I gotta run along now. And there are audiold bush 307 00:16:59.039 --> 00:17:04.319 nitches and all that hold on kings. Let me take 308 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.480 a good look at my car. Leave. I'll open the 309 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:13.119 door and get in there and sit down. Hm. Well 310 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:21.079 that door hanging open. I guess when Pierre tried to 311 00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:22.799 get in one of these cars, that's when he started 312 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:27.440 calling himself madman. Well, hello, Dan, what you doing here? 313 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.720 Come over here, amos. I want to see my new car. 314 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.200 This is yours? Huh sys you must be going in 315 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:37.400 the soapbox derby. Wait a minute. This is the latest 316 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:40.599 French automobile, the mechanic with a long arm or sealed 317 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:49.920 under the hood. What is that again? It's got a 318 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:54.119 leatherette motor with small horses in a too. I just 319 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.240 see the king face. Leave here. Did he tell you 320 00:17:56.359 --> 00:17:59.240 that thing? Well, I give him a hundred dollars down famous. 321 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:02.200 He's going to get me some petrol too. Tell me 322 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:04.440 this who stuck that label on the front of it 323 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:07.200 from a bottle of sparkling Burgundy? I think the madman 324 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:10.079 done it? This car, you know? Good? And look at 325 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:13.000 that that Kingfish is done stuck you again? Look at 326 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.839 that You ain't even got no windshield on you got 327 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:18.680 is the frame there? I thought that glass was awful clean. 328 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:23.400 You better get your money back then. Yeah, just wait 329 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:25.880 till I get my hands on that Kingfish. And if 330 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:27.880 I ever get to France where they make these cars, 331 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:29.640 are going to be two mad men over there. I'll 332 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:53.200 tell you that. Well show put one over one end. 333 00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:55.839 It was that foreign Cabsn't I better lock of my 334 00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:57.880 office here and lay lord till tomorrow when I get 335 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:02.240 on the train for Georgia. Then I'll be safe. Oh hello, 336 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:06.680 I just leaven Well you ain't leaving? Back up, I said, 337 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:09.440 back up? I hope I'm backing. You don't have to 338 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:11.440 be so roughable. I want to have a showdown with 339 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:13.799 you about that automobile you showed me. Oh, by the way, 340 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:16.359 I just had a nice talk with Madman Pierre again. 341 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:18.640 The petrel is on his way over here. King Fish, 342 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.880 I'm gonna punch you right in the nose. You took 343 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:22.759 my one hundred dollars just so you and your wife 344 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:25.519 could take a trip to Georgia. I want my money back. 345 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:28.119 I'm gonna beat you like you ain't never been beat before. 346 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:32.119 Strike me if you must, remember I as an official, 347 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:35.480 a French automobile dealer, which comes under the Jewish dictionary 348 00:19:35.519 --> 00:19:38.359 of the French government. And if you strike me, it 349 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:43.319 will be the Pearl Harbor of nineteen forty eight. Wait 350 00:19:43.359 --> 00:19:45.480 a minute, what's pearl harbor got to do with me 351 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:47.640 busting you in the face? And you is forgetting the 352 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:50.000 I as a French car dealer, and in that capacity 353 00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:53.400 I ain't no longer George Stevens, the Kingfish. It is 354 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:56.279 a symbol of France, all right, symbol put up your dukes. 355 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:00.759 Remember my innocent friend. Hitting me is just slugging Joan 356 00:20:00.839 --> 00:20:03.079 of arc who you know what? Fifty million frenchmen go 357 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:05.920 swarm all over you are. Now Wait a minute, headed 358 00:20:05.960 --> 00:20:08.440 the ignorant. Even though West Frenchman give you the statue 359 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:11.319 of liberty you got in your harbor here, you know 360 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:13.599 what that means that America and France will be at 361 00:20:13.640 --> 00:20:16.200 warf you hit me and Andy Brown will go down 362 00:20:16.240 --> 00:20:21.480 in history as a warmongol. Wait in a minute, now, 363 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:24.640 King Fish, just hold everything here with it. Don't try 364 00:20:24.680 --> 00:20:26.559 to tell me that a measing one hundred dollars is 365 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:28.720 going to start a war. However, they're starting for less 366 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:31.000 than that. Look at history. How do you think the 367 00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:34.720 Wall of eighteen twelve started over eighteen dollars and twelve cents? 368 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:39.599 I know, well, look at history again. The Franco American 369 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:44.039 War started over canna spaghetti. Oh, I'm telling you, you know, well, 370 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:46.240 listen here. How can I get my money back without 371 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:49.000 starting a war? Well, it's unfair to me, but the 372 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:52.400 only thing to do is arbitry. What is that? Well, 373 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:57.920 you gotta find the third person that's disinterred and he 374 00:20:58.160 --> 00:21:01.920 holds court and decide who. Well that suits me, because 375 00:21:01.960 --> 00:21:04.000 anybody will know that I is right. All right, I'll 376 00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:05.920 tell you what will Well, we'll pick out our lawyer, 377 00:21:06.039 --> 00:21:08.640 stone War. I'll meet you at Stone Walls. You'll be 378 00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:10.759 over there in thirty minutes, and we'll let him be 379 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:13.200 the judge of arbitration. Okay, I'll be there in thirty 380 00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:24.519 minutes now, Stone Wall, and they're gonna be here in 381 00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:26.920 your office any minute. Now. I don't give you all 382 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.480 the facts of the deals so you can arbitrate the thing. 383 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:33.559 Honestly, right, I can't face from what you done told me. 384 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:35.000 I'm afraid of your case. 385 00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:39.720 More hold water well we'll fight out a bill plug 386 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:40.200 up the leaf. 387 00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:43.200 Not only plug it, I fed a water proof it 388 00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:44.160 at the same time. 389 00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:47.599 But now here's the fire. Thank I just put this 390 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:51.880 in my pocket. Come in there, Hello stone Wall. I 391 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:54.559 just second walking myself and I ain't had time to 392 00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:58.000 say hello to steone Wall. Hello stone Wall. They can fail? 393 00:21:58.279 --> 00:22:03.440 Hi you thing? How you doing? Uh? So, we want 394 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:05.720 you to arbitrate the kids between me and Indy. 395 00:22:05.880 --> 00:22:08.200 Try to let them get behind my arbitration desk. 396 00:22:08.279 --> 00:22:08.359 Cat. 397 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:10.039 Yeah, get up there, sit up there, high for you 398 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:10.680 do this book? 399 00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:15.359 Can they call up arbitration in nine sessions hereafter? In 400 00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:18.720 the legal terms of the arbitrailer, we shall refer to 401 00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:22.160