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<v Speaker 1>I found this lady that did an interview for only

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<v Speaker 1>fans about OnlyFans, and she says she does no sex

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<v Speaker 1>on her only fans. And how much do you think

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<v Speaker 1>she's made doing only fans.

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<v Speaker 2>In a year or total?

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<v Speaker 3>It says, I'm going to go with total. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>guess this is total.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred, one hundred million.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred million dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>What would it have been if I said there was sex?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think, KIMPI, I'm gonna say about seventy

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<v Speaker 5>five thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty three million. Forty three million is what she says she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Made since becoming being on the adult subscription service. She

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<v Speaker 1>says she wanted to move out of her home, was

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<v Speaker 1>working at a waitress and she saw her sister using

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<v Speaker 1>it to make money, so she gave it a try.

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<v Speaker 3>Quote. I'm very strong. I have a close relationship with

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<v Speaker 3>my church, and I love God.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that he will forgive your sense or for anything,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that's that he's happy that I'm successful.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I want to know what kind of stuff she's doing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>You know she's not having the sex is she's sitting

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<v Speaker 5>there just talking is she you know, painting?

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<v Speaker 4>Is she shampoo?

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<v Speaker 3>And garbage says she says she's a virgin.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh they all say that.

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<v Speaker 1>People are comment and saying she's fully nobody. Is this

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<v Speaker 1>all marketing? And then people are saying, if it is true,

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<v Speaker 1>then she's a keeper, Like what are you doing? First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you can be promiscuous and also have a

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<v Speaker 1>huge faith, a calling in the faith one it's fine people,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I don't know where we got

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<v Speaker 1>to a place that when you are religious, you are

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<v Speaker 1>one way.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, once you turn to God, you've turned a prude basically,

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<v Speaker 5>is what they're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, or like you make no mistakes, you have no

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<v Speaker 1>side steps. Where I look at it is like when

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<v Speaker 1>you turn to your calling or to a faith, you

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<v Speaker 1>are saying, I'm trying to be better right, Not I

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<v Speaker 1>have figured it out. I don't know where it came

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<v Speaker 1>that you're like, oh, you've finished the game. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the game as being religious. And because she does only

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<v Speaker 1>fans and she hasn't had sex hardly, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>need a hymen intact?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>She said, there's a misconception that only fans creators are

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<v Speaker 1>porn stars, right, and that her content.

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<v Speaker 5>Is very reserved, okay, And maybe that's why she's made

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<v Speaker 5>so much money. Is that like it's a bunch of

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<v Speaker 5>pervs out there just waiting hoping, you know, one day,

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<v Speaker 5>well it's.

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<v Speaker 4>One day she'll take it off. Not that they'll be

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<v Speaker 4>the one.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure there's people out there that will look at

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<v Speaker 5>porn and look at only fans and they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I can totally get that. You know, the reality of

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<v Speaker 5>it is is you can't and that ain't happening. But

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<v Speaker 5>and maybe that's the case. It's like, well, one of

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<v Speaker 5>these I keep paying in hopes that one day she

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<v Speaker 5>shows me a titty, you know what I mean, one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of those things, and maybe she is doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe so maybe so pull it down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>She promotes her content as Christian based, okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>say so. She is trying to start a bop house,

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<v Speaker 1>which I had to look up what that was because

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<v Speaker 1>I am over fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that like a little like a dance club?

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<v Speaker 1>It Remember when cam's were a thing, like you go

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<v Speaker 1>to a site with all the cam people and the

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<v Speaker 1>cam like somebody had a house, everybody shot cam stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in the house. There's been a couple of documentaries on them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's essentially what she wants to put together. She but

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<v Speaker 1>she's labeled as like it's a like a house where

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<v Speaker 1>you can go and shoot content together, because now it's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it used to be just in front of

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<v Speaker 1>the camera in your bedroom, and now it's all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place. Yeah, the boundary is kind of taken off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's cute, for sure, I would think so.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think, and again, I think that's what the

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's what the deal is. I think that's

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<v Speaker 5>why how she's made so much money not doing anything sexual.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, those people that just keep paying in the

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<v Speaker 5>hopes you don't really she didn't have to take any clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Off, but she looks like she has.

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<v Speaker 5>She does look. Yeah, she just looks thirty tendencies. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>so listen to this, she says.

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<v Speaker 1>In late in late June twenty twenty four, she posted

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<v Speaker 1>two TikTok videos where they lip sync to a song.

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<v Speaker 1>By July tenth, they'd been viewed twenty seven million times.

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<v Speaker 1>By Thanksgiving twenty twenty four, her account was charging ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollars a month. In November, she uploaded her OnlyFans debut dashboard,

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<v Speaker 1>stating that she and then she made forty three million

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<v Speaker 1>in her first year.

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<v Speaker 5>Look good for her? Yeah, just yeah, lonely guys, that's

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<v Speaker 5>the sexy woman and pay for whatever. Maybe she's talking

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<v Speaker 5>back with him, maybe she's knitting. Who fucking knows what

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<v Speaker 5>she's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, yeah, I want to know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why this is such a secret. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the content people love to, you know, you know, rap

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<v Speaker 1>people out right?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing to garner forty four million dollars

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<v Speaker 5>in your first year?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't people just say that she's doing just swimsuits, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Or she she blasts the titty every once in a while, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she masturbates in videos? Yeah, all right, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know why we I don't know why we gotta Well,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, let's see that you know, people, some people

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<v Speaker 5>would consider masturbation is still a.

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<v Speaker 4>Form of sex. Well, you know, still a virgin, right exactly?

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<v Speaker 5>So that garners the question if you finger bang yourself

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<v Speaker 5>and never have sex with anybody, never dick inside you,

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<v Speaker 5>are you still a virgin?

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<v Speaker 1>We kind of touched on this last week. I'm more

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<v Speaker 1>of like, who hears like, oh, there's no sex. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this is brilliant that, Like she's like, oh this

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<v Speaker 1>there's no sex, and people go, oh, okay, I'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for that, right, But it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Still porn essentially, it's the softest porn and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, it is showtime porn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Swimsuit Edition is a type of porn if you

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<v Speaker 5>think about it. You know because of scantily clad women,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, doing things or whatever, showing off their bodies

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<v Speaker 5>to turn you on. And I'm sure there are a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of guys that are masturbating to this check. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sure there's a lot of sticky keyboards out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she is of the stuff that's on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just her in a swimsuit and he.

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<v Speaker 3>Her fat ass. Yeah, I don't mean, I'm not being mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying just a big ass. No, she's got

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<v Speaker 3>a great body for sure. Yeah, she's a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like it when you say it like that, but.

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<v Speaker 3>She is a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>She is fine, Belichick like she is.

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<v Speaker 4>She is twenty years old.

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<v Speaker 2>And how do we know that she's really made forty

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<v Speaker 2>three million dollars? Did they check her receipts?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think that you can say that and

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to validate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, but I don't. I don't know what you get

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<v Speaker 3>by lying that much.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, the comments on this girl. Someone wrote, what's so

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<v Speaker 2>special about her anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's slightly.

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<v Speaker 2>In the lower body area. I know. One guy said

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<v Speaker 2>she's about twenty pounds overweight.

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<v Speaker 4>That comes from a guy that can never pull a

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<v Speaker 4>chick like that. Yeah, Oh she's fat and ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's interesting. Her comments are disabled in.

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<v Speaker 5>I wonder why, because there's so many fucking pervs out

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<v Speaker 5>there that are talking about all the dirty, disgusting things

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<v Speaker 5>that they could do to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another one. The only reason she's so successful is

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<v Speaker 2>because there are simply too many desperate simps in this world.

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<v Speaker 3>I love a good simp cut down.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I mean, she replies on her Instagram too, so

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<v Speaker 1>that might be what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you really answer people? And she wrote mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 5>In hn, well that's not really answering me, bitch. And

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<v Speaker 5>then I love this a good chrome grabber.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I answer too, yeah, Ah, this girl's more

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<v Speaker 1>my speed.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the other girl. I was like, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Answer too, Yeah for sure, But she looks like she

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<v Speaker 5>does dirty things on her only bands.

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<v Speaker 3>She looks AI to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a little bit. That's another thing. But I can't

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<v Speaker 4>know if I can be anything on the internet anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I think this is AI.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fun. I can't imagine trying to figure out like

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<v Speaker 3>it is something goddamn AI or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sucks?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it tell me more? I don't know. Like Aaron Rodgers, well,

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<v Speaker 3>Aaron Rodgers.

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<v Speaker 5>What because she got due play, remember, because the AI

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<v Speaker 5>is like he's retiring.

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<v Speaker 3>She went to be fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Your post where it was from was uh like distinguishable

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<v Speaker 1>AI dot com or something like you just had to

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<v Speaker 1>look down, Yeah, and it would have told you. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>but forty three million dollars man, Yeah, that ain't.

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<v Speaker 4>That ain't nothing, Lindsey.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you do an only fans if you knew you

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<v Speaker 5>could get forty three million dollars in.

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<v Speaker 3>Your first year?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What about What would your old man say about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty three million dollars?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he'd say much. Right, but take me

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<v Speaker 2>to the bank, right, I guess, or to the boat

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<v Speaker 2>store boat.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not doing anything sexual. There's no sex content exactly right.

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<v Speaker 5>You're just bouncing up and down.

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<v Speaker 3>Be like, let me hold the camera for real.

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<v Speaker 1>She says she does post it not safe for work

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<v Speaker 1>content on her OnlyFans, but it's not as implicit as

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<v Speaker 1>people think. And then she is a virgin. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't think she can be categorized as a porn star.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you show your titties, you are a

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<v Speaker 1>porn star in some capacity.

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<v Speaker 5>If your lady came to you and was like, Corbyn,

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<v Speaker 5>I want to do it on fans, but it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not going to be any sexual content.

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<v Speaker 3>I I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a tough one, right, I just I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, one my wife can do whatever she wants. I

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<v Speaker 1>would probably be like, how I need some security of

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<v Speaker 1>knowing that it isn't something else, like you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>conversations with you know, the people that want to see

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<v Speaker 3>Your feet or whatever you decided to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I recently read this thing that we think our life

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<v Speaker 1>Essentially like you can't control it, like no, it is

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe I'd be like, okay, if that's what

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<v Speaker 5>What if here's a fun one. What if she came

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<v Speaker 5>to you and it was like, hey, for the past

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing sexual.

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<v Speaker 5>ironing clothes. I'm gonna pause right there to get a

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<v Speaker 5>much I've made so far, Because I really honestly think,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'd be like, say that again, because you won,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't iron Two where are you doing this? And

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<v Speaker 1>three this is a complete left turn of our lives

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of how we share things.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's not worry about all that.

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<v Speaker 5>But here's a check for seventy five thousand dollars I'm

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah again, I still want to know about all those others.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, awesome, But now I have a third final question,

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<v Speaker 1>and where's all this money going?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Where's it been? As the person who oversees our accounts?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, see that's the thing, you know. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so what do you think I am now?

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<v Speaker 4>Separate bank account. I wanted to surprise you. That's well,

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<v Speaker 4>you did that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's definitely happened. That's definitely happened. But this has been

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<v Speaker 1>deceitful on multiple levels. We're not even to the content

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<v Speaker 1>just the deceitfulness of hiding money, right, large amounts of money. One,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been doing taxes, we didn't include any of this,

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<v Speaker 1>so now we're complete. Now we're complicit in tax frauds.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying. Like that a number of bad

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<v Speaker 1>We're not even to the question of why, right, We're

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<v Speaker 1>just the deceitfulness and the dangers you're putting us in me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's reckless, right right right?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know somebody paid you to watch you iron

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<v Speaker 5>Now you gotta think about this, all right. We never

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<v Speaker 5>dick around on camera for women for cash. Yeah, where

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<v Speaker 5>you stand on that. Hmmm, he's not fucking anybody, right,

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<v Speaker 5>He's just he's just swinging.

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<v Speaker 2>His dick around, like just doing a helicopter.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe like an old pocket wash sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Either way, he's he's dancing, he's you know, in the

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<v Speaker 5>short short, he's doing the only fans thing that you

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<v Speaker 5>know that we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, meaning okay, messaging, Okay, does that.

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<v Speaker 4>Have to be a part of it? Like see, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know how only fans work.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, If it's just uploading videos and they can like

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<v Speaker 2>see the videos, I don't think I would mind as

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<v Speaker 2>long as it was bringing in.

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<v Speaker 1>I always love when you see porn and it's like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you see the woman's face but the guy's got like

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<v Speaker 1>some stupid mask on or something like that doing Yeah sh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's so shitty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that happens with a lot in gang bang videos, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>These two women are getting plowed and there's like sixteenth

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<v Speaker 5>dicks lined around, and you know they all got fucking

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<v Speaker 5>weird masks on. I'm like, why, why one major turnoff?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I get it, you don't want to be

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<v Speaker 5>saying what you don't want somebody seeing it. Well, what

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<v Speaker 5>about what about you know, scars or tattoos. See, that's

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<v Speaker 5>why I can't do anything. I can't rob a bank.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't be in a fucking porn right right, But

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<v Speaker 5>like anonymously.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd have to get like a prosthetic on your I

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<v Speaker 3>would totally have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching this interview with the guy who robbed banks,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was talking about how he did it and.

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<v Speaker 3>When he would decide the day he would do it.

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<v Speaker 1>He would get up before his wife, make coffee and breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he had a separate cabinet where he kept

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<v Speaker 1>clothes and trash bags and.

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<v Speaker 3>Rubber gloves like to put to wear that day.

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<v Speaker 1>So they he had never worn them, Okay, he put

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<v Speaker 1>it on for that then it went in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>The bags had never been touched by anyone. Like he

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<v Speaker 1>tried to keep it super clean. And the day he

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<v Speaker 1>got caught, he grabbed a regular pair of pants a right,

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<v Speaker 1>and took his you know, did all the things. But

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<v Speaker 1>when he would go rob he would put on like

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<v Speaker 1>a fake fat suit, a beard. He bought lifts for

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<v Speaker 1>his shoes, I mean, did a lot to try and

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<v Speaker 1>like hide.

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<v Speaker 3>Who he was.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>And so if you were going to you'd have to

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>And with all that being said, if I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be in a gang bang, I would do that,

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<v Speaker 1>like wear a fat suit, wear lips like all that's

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<v Speaker 1>funny to me.

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<v Speaker 3>One, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not trying to be the star of this

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<v Speaker 1>little show here, but I'm also trying not to get recognized.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, that's that. I guess that's the way to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I really thought about that fat suits. Did you cut

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<v Speaker 5>a hole in the fucking for your dick to come out?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Right, and I have to lean back to me right,

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<v Speaker 5>pick it up and flop it down on top of

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<v Speaker 5>There's a lot that goes into that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was thinking about the bankrobbing guy this morning

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<v Speaker 1>driving in because he was sharing about how much he

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<v Speaker 1>got and the incident that he got caught.

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<v Speaker 3>The lady pushed the button he saw or do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and he was like, I want all the money,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is brilliant, he said. She picked up a

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<v Speaker 1>key ring and had thirty rings or thirty keys on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was trying like and he was getting frustrated

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<v Speaker 1>because he knew the button had been pushed it and

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<v Speaker 1>it was time to go right, and she what a

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant thing to have this key ring and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just but to put your employees in that predicament

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<v Speaker 1>of like all this because people I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>many people get shot in big robberies anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It has happened. I think there's an expectation it could happen. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And that he ended up only getting like four thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars ain't as something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not And.

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<v Speaker 5>Spend how much time in prison I'm imagining, right, But

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it was four thousand dollars from from that

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<v Speaker 5>one raw you know that one bank? Okay, what about

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<v Speaker 5>all the other ones where he's pulling out fifteen twenty thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Again, I don't think that's a thing. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>you rob banks. You believe that's why they're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>big robberies aren't as common as they used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have to do it like chiefs of Halic did,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you got to hit a bunch of banks

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<v Speaker 1>because the banks don't keep that much in the drawers anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you go stretch of the vault if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can get into the vault right and then but that's

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<v Speaker 1>buying time, and you can't keep.

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<v Speaker 3>An eye on everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And those people that rob banks are in some financial distress.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not great money managers.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>It says here that in twenty nineteen, the average amount

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<v Speaker 5>of money taken in a bank robbery in the US

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<v Speaker 5>was around forty two hundred dollars per offense.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not much.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that sure isn't. So you're right, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like a month worth.

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<v Speaker 5>Like this, there's a big difference between a bank robbery

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<v Speaker 5>and a bank heist. I'm thinking with you, I've watched

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<v Speaker 5>I played enough video games that the heighst takes a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of planning and it takes usually a group of

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<v Speaker 5>like at least four to six people, Okay, and then

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<v Speaker 5>that's when you go into the vault and you're taking

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<v Speaker 5>taking them for everything to got.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, be honest with you, I've never been to a

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<v Speaker 4>bank vault. Never have.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a restaurant here in town that used to be

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<v Speaker 5>a bank vault. I haven't even been in that, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, this says a bank a heist typically implies

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<v Speaker 1>a meticul planned an oft an elaborate operation, while robbery

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<v Speaker 1>is often more opportunistic and involves the use of threat

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<v Speaker 1>or force with quick execution. So like Heat is a heist,

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<v Speaker 1>right the movie Heat, Heat is a heist and they

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<v Speaker 1>did heists right exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Ocean's eleven, that's a heist.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, A bank robbery is chiefs Aholic exactly. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you're doing a heist heists, you're you're you're coming

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<v Speaker 1>out with quite a bit, I would think, so think.

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<v Speaker 3>Because four thousand split four ways is not worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell man, even four thousand dollars to put one way,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think it's hurth it maybe in the short term,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Just two cameras everywhere, you know, and you'll get caught.

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<v Speaker 4>Eventually, you will get caught. I don't. I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think there's any bank robbery that has gotten

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<v Speaker 5>away with it completely.

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<v Speaker 3>So they.

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<v Speaker 1>When they targeted in the movie The Town, I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's a movie. They targeted the Finway Park in between

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<v Speaker 1>a night game and then there was a day game,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they knew they had plenty of time to

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<v Speaker 1>they knew there would be a lot of money or it

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<v Speaker 1>was a doubleheader and then a day game so they

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<v Speaker 1>knew they had time to get in there. There would

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<v Speaker 1>be a lot of money. Three point five million is

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<v Speaker 1>what they were trying to take.

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<v Speaker 4>How many people was in the involvement in that one?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember? Five? Okay? See, now that ain't too bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea three and a half million dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they all died but one. But yeah, I hear

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<v Speaker 1>you that in that part. But yeah, to me, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do it, but this is the problem. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be out do bank heists and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get into a vault, and it's like you, me

432
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<v Speaker 1>and one other person, well, suddenly the psychology of your mind,

433
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<v Speaker 1>you feel pretty fucking invincible, right, And if you feel

434
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<v Speaker 1>invincible wherever, like in the movie, you feel invincible with me,

435
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<v Speaker 1>and if i'm if I'm the leader or you're the leader,

436
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<v Speaker 1>and I feel invincible with you, you start your ego,

437
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<v Speaker 1>you get out over your skis right, right, And then

438
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<v Speaker 1>there's problems and then you're like, fuck you man.

439
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<v Speaker 5>Right, you try to take me out because you want

440
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<v Speaker 5>all the I feel like, if.

441
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<v Speaker 2>You want it to be successful, it's got to be

442
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<v Speaker 2>like an inside job.

443
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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

444
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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think that's a good idea either because

445
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<v Speaker 1>you get caught.

446
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<v Speaker 5>Right all of a sudden, you didn't show up for

447
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<v Speaker 5>work one day or the day of the burglary, and

448
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<v Speaker 5>then you don't show up the day or a couple

449
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<v Speaker 5>of days after that you ever show up, you know,

450
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<v Speaker 5>that's right.

451
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<v Speaker 3>They're automatic red flag and that's embezzlement at that point.

452
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<v Speaker 1>If you work there and there's cameras that there's just

453
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<v Speaker 1>too many ways to track. Let's just say it is

454
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<v Speaker 1>an inside job and you use your bank code to

455
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<v Speaker 1>get into the fucking vault. Like they're gonna keep be

456
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<v Speaker 1>on your case pretty fast. Otherwise more people would rob

457
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<v Speaker 1>banks from inside.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or the people that you that are doing it,

459
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<v Speaker 2>know you you know what I mean, Like you work

460
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<v Speaker 2>there and you know the robbers.

461
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but then you're in on it. You're an accessory.

462
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which again you're sitting in an FBI chair and

463
00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:09.880
<v Speaker 1>they're going, why don't you tell us about what happened?

464
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<v Speaker 1>We know you talked to uh Shody, right and Spider, Oh,

465
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<v Speaker 1>we gotta change that, right, I forgot we had to

466
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<v Speaker 1>change that, spiders dude, Scallionallion, I just want to your hair,

467
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<v Speaker 1>scar there, you go, all right, Scar And You're like,

468
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<v Speaker 1>we know we saw you talking with Scar, we know

469
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go to jail for the rest of you.

470
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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna put it all on you unless you tell

471
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like, you're gonna fall like a fucking

472
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<v Speaker 1>wet noodle.

473
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<v Speaker 3>Because you're not even getting any money. You're like, bitch,

474
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<v Speaker 3>I ain't going to uh huh.

475
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you still let him going to jail.

476
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<v Speaker 3>You absolutely that you are.

477
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<v Speaker 4>An accomplished an accessory of swords.

478
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<v Speaker 3>This line.

479
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't see what we can work out, right,

480
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<v Speaker 1>I'm your friend, right, They all say, there's just you

481
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<v Speaker 1>need a soda.

482
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<v Speaker 3>You help us, will help you. Yeah.

483
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<v Speaker 1>No, dude, if I get pulled in there that in

484
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<v Speaker 1>the movie at the town, they're like talking to her

485
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<v Speaker 1>and he's now point.

486
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<v Speaker 3>She's like, I need a lawyer, right, Yo, I need

487
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<v Speaker 3>a lawyer period.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're looking for somebody to pin this on

489
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<v Speaker 1>and it ain't gonna be me.

490
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<v Speaker 3>If you didn't do anything, you don't have anything to

491
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<v Speaker 3>worry about. Search the lawyer.

492
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<v Speaker 4>I know how that shit works out.

493
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<v Speaker 3>Plenty of right. Nobody innocin's ever gone to jail for

494
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<v Speaker 3>something rolling is in here red you.

495
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<v Speaker 5>Ever see that movie Masterminds. Was that gallipican actus? You know,

496
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<v Speaker 5>well she.

497
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<v Speaker 4>Farts on him. She's like, goddamn, damn the farted hole

498
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<v Speaker 4>like a fark t plan.

499
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<v Speaker 3>No, I have not seen this movie.

500
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<v Speaker 1>Zach christenwigg Owen Wilson, Kate McKinnon, Tadakis.

501
00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:51.119
<v Speaker 4>Hilarious movie. You need to watch it. It is fucking hilarious.

502
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<v Speaker 3>Right, But like, he's a he's a he's a.

503
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<v Speaker 5>He's like an armored truck driver, right, And I see

504
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:02.799
<v Speaker 5>it and I was like that, I can't. I watched them.

505
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<v Speaker 5>He was like, I get it, man, that is tempting.

506
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<v Speaker 5>You're rolling around with millions and millions and millions in

507
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<v Speaker 5>this truck and like you just turn it in at

508
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<v Speaker 5>the end of the night. How easy would it be

509
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<v Speaker 5>to just.

510
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<v Speaker 4>That that fell off?

511
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<v Speaker 5>Or you know, have your friends stage a fucking hold up,

512
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<v Speaker 5>you know, like A, I don't know, I'm so sorry,

513
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<v Speaker 5>don't shoot me.

514
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<v Speaker 4>No no.

515
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<v Speaker 1>Interest at all. Somebody's like, hey, we know you work

516
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<v Speaker 1>in the building with the bank. You want to help

517
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<v Speaker 1>us rob the place?

518
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<v Speaker 3>Fuck?

519
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<v Speaker 4>No good?

520
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<v Speaker 3>Hey will you let us in when you come to

521
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<v Speaker 3>work in the morning.

522
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, I'll be there at five forty five.

523
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<v Speaker 5>Uh huh, hell no, good, good on all that. No,

524
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<v Speaker 5>it's something about jail time is what really slows me.

525
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<v Speaker 3>Now now I'm in on it.

526
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<v Speaker 1>Hey, will you just be our We needed to pick

527
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<v Speaker 1>us up outside the bank.

528
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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell no.

529
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<v Speaker 1>No before the sun comes up. No, look man, we

530
00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:06.759
<v Speaker 1>really need you. I saved you when you fell out

531
00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:10.759
<v Speaker 1>of that tree when you were twelve. Ah, thanks, fuck off.

532
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<v Speaker 4>I appreciate it. But I think about that.

533
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<v Speaker 5>Uh, what was a couple of months ago we had

534
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<v Speaker 5>in our listeners a ross where he was unknowingly a

535
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<v Speaker 5>wheelman and a bank robber.

536
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, and just thinking.

537
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<v Speaker 5>About you be a fucking uber driver and not even

538
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<v Speaker 5>know about it. You know, you're just doing your job,

539
00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:30.319
<v Speaker 5>duper dupe, and next thing you know, you're fucking hemmed

540
00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.720
<v Speaker 5>up and caught in a robbery charge because why because

541
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<v Speaker 5>you gave somebody.

542
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<v Speaker 1>A right Listen the way uber drivers have always picked

543
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<v Speaker 1>me up. I don't know how they figured that shit out.

544
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<v Speaker 4>You always like that.

545
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 3>Fuck is that my Uber? A?

546
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

547
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<v Speaker 3>That looks like a fucking Corolla.

548
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<v Speaker 4>Right, you're Cormn.

549
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.920
<v Speaker 1>And I've never been in a ride share guy. You're

550
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<v Speaker 1>the expert in the room. How many people get in

551
00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:56.880
<v Speaker 1>with fucking masks on and a gun and a bag

552
00:26:56.920 --> 00:27:00.160
<v Speaker 1>of fucking with a fucking dollar sign on it. I'm

553
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:02.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm immediately getting the fuck out of my car.

554
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<v Speaker 4>You are absolutely right.

555
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:08.200
<v Speaker 5>I'll be like, where's the Halloween party right in July?

556
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Wear black and white stripes and a little fucking black

557
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:12.319
<v Speaker 1>ribbon around their fucking eyes.

558
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Fucking telltale sign.

559
00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:17.759
<v Speaker 5>Man, those are the customers. You really got to watch

560
00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:23.519
<v Speaker 5>out right. Nothing man, it's going to costume. It's fucking June, right.

561
00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Just go as fast as you can to the other,

562
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>to the county line.

563
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<v Speaker 3>All right, you guys, have a great week.

564
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<v Speaker 2>See you.

565
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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye,
