Speaker 1: I found this lady that did an interview for only
Speaker 1: fans about OnlyFans, and she says she does no sex
Speaker 1: on her only fans. And how much do you think
Speaker 1: she's made doing only fans.
Speaker 2: In a year or total?
Speaker 3: It says, I'm going to go with total. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: guess this is total.
Speaker 2: One hundred, one hundred million.
Speaker 4: One hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: What would it have been if I said there was sex?
Speaker 5: What do you think, KIMPI, I'm gonna say about seventy
Speaker 5: five thousand.
Speaker 3: Forty three million. Forty three million is what she says she's.
Speaker 1: Made since becoming being on the adult subscription service. She
Speaker 1: says she wanted to move out of her home, was
Speaker 1: working at a waitress and she saw her sister using
Speaker 1: it to make money, so she gave it a try.
Speaker 3: Quote. I'm very strong. I have a close relationship with
Speaker 3: my church, and I love God.
Speaker 1: I believe that he will forgive your sense or for anything,
Speaker 1: and I think that's that he's happy that I'm successful.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to know what kind of stuff she's doing.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: You know she's not having the sex is she's sitting
Speaker 5: there just talking is she you know, painting?
Speaker 4: Is she shampoo?
Speaker 3: And garbage says she says she's a virgin.
Speaker 4: Uh huh they all say that.
Speaker 1: People are comment and saying she's fully nobody. Is this
Speaker 1: all marketing? And then people are saying, if it is true,
Speaker 1: then she's a keeper, Like what are you doing? First
Speaker 1: of all, you can be promiscuous and also have a
Speaker 1: huge faith, a calling in the faith one it's fine people,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know where we got
Speaker 1: to a place that when you are religious, you are
Speaker 1: one way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, once you turn to God, you've turned a prude basically,
Speaker 5: is what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Right, or like you make no mistakes, you have no
Speaker 1: side steps. Where I look at it is like when
Speaker 1: you turn to your calling or to a faith, you
Speaker 1: are saying, I'm trying to be better right, Not I
Speaker 1: have figured it out. I don't know where it came
Speaker 1: that you're like, oh, you've finished the game. It is
Speaker 1: the game as being religious. And because she does only
Speaker 1: fans and she hasn't had sex hardly, what do you
Speaker 1: need a hymen intact?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: She said, there's a misconception that only fans creators are
Speaker 1: porn stars, right, and that her content.
Speaker 5: Is very reserved, okay, And maybe that's why she's made
Speaker 5: so much money. Is that like it's a bunch of
Speaker 5: pervs out there just waiting hoping, you know, one day,
Speaker 5: well it's.
Speaker 4: One day she'll take it off. Not that they'll be
Speaker 4: the one.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's people out there that will look at
Speaker 5: porn and look at only fans and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I can totally get that. You know, the reality of
Speaker 5: it is is you can't and that ain't happening. But
Speaker 5: and maybe that's the case. It's like, well, one of
Speaker 5: these I keep paying in hopes that one day she
Speaker 5: shows me a titty, you know what I mean, one.
Speaker 2: Of those things, and maybe she is doing that.
Speaker 4: Maybe so maybe so pull it down a little bit.
Speaker 1: She promotes her content as Christian based, okay, if you
Speaker 1: say so. She is trying to start a bop house,
Speaker 1: which I had to look up what that was because
Speaker 1: I am over fifty.
Speaker 4: Is that like a little like a dance club?
Speaker 1: It Remember when cam's were a thing, like you go
Speaker 1: to a site with all the cam people and the
Speaker 1: cam like somebody had a house, everybody shot cam stuff
Speaker 1: in the house. There's been a couple of documentaries on them.
Speaker 1: That's essentially what she wants to put together. She but
Speaker 1: she's labeled as like it's a like a house where
Speaker 1: you can go and shoot content together, because now it's
Speaker 1: you know, it used to be just in front of
Speaker 1: the camera in your bedroom, and now it's all over
Speaker 1: the place. Yeah, the boundary is kind of taken off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's cute, for sure, I would think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think, and again, I think that's what the
Speaker 5: I think that's what the deal is. I think that's
Speaker 5: why how she's made so much money not doing anything sexual.
Speaker 5: You know, those people that just keep paying in the
Speaker 5: hopes you don't really she didn't have to take any clothes.
Speaker 2: Off, but she looks like she has.
Speaker 5: She does look. Yeah, she just looks thirty tendencies. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: so listen to this, she says.
Speaker 1: In late in late June twenty twenty four, she posted
Speaker 1: two TikTok videos where they lip sync to a song.
Speaker 1: By July tenth, they'd been viewed twenty seven million times.
Speaker 1: By Thanksgiving twenty twenty four, her account was charging ten
Speaker 1: dollars a month. In November, she uploaded her OnlyFans debut dashboard,
Speaker 1: stating that she and then she made forty three million
Speaker 1: in her first year.
Speaker 5: Look good for her? Yeah, just yeah, lonely guys, that's
Speaker 5: the sexy woman and pay for whatever. Maybe she's talking
Speaker 5: back with him, maybe she's knitting. Who fucking knows what
Speaker 5: she's doing.
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, I want to know. I don't know
Speaker 1: why this is such a secret. I want to know
Speaker 1: the content people love to, you know, you know, rap
Speaker 1: people out right?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What are you doing to garner forty four million dollars
Speaker 5: in your first year?
Speaker 1: Why can't people just say that she's doing just swimsuits, right?
Speaker 3: Or she she blasts the titty every once in a while, right,
Speaker 3: Maybe she masturbates in videos? Yeah, all right, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know why we I don't know why we gotta Well,
Speaker 5: I mean, let's see that you know, people, some people
Speaker 5: would consider masturbation is still a.
Speaker 4: Form of sex. Well, you know, still a virgin, right exactly?
Speaker 5: So that garners the question if you finger bang yourself
Speaker 5: and never have sex with anybody, never dick inside you,
Speaker 5: are you still a virgin?
Speaker 1: We kind of touched on this last week. I'm more
Speaker 1: of like, who hears like, oh, there's no sex. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe this is brilliant that, Like she's like, oh this
Speaker 1: there's no sex, and people go, oh, okay, I'll pay
Speaker 1: for that, right, But it's.
Speaker 5: Still porn essentially, it's the softest porn and all that.
Speaker 3: Right, it is showtime porn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Swimsuit Edition is a type of porn if you
Speaker 5: think about it. You know because of scantily clad women,
Speaker 5: you know, doing things or whatever, showing off their bodies
Speaker 5: to turn you on. And I'm sure there are a
Speaker 5: lot of guys that are masturbating to this check. I'm
Speaker 5: sure there's a lot of sticky keyboards out there.
Speaker 1: I mean, she is of the stuff that's on social media.
Speaker 1: It's just her in a swimsuit and he.
Speaker 3: Her fat ass. Yeah, I don't mean, I'm not being mean.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying just a big ass. No, she's got
Speaker 3: a great body for sure. Yeah, she's a kid.
Speaker 4: I don't like it when you say it like that, but.
Speaker 3: She is a kid.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: She is fine, Belichick like she is.
Speaker 4: She is twenty years old.
Speaker 2: And how do we know that she's really made forty
Speaker 2: three million dollars? Did they check her receipts?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that you can say that and
Speaker 1: it's hard to validate it.
Speaker 3: Sure, but I don't. I don't know what you get
Speaker 3: by lying that much.
Speaker 2: Gosh, the comments on this girl. Someone wrote, what's so
Speaker 2: special about her anyway?
Speaker 4: Well, she's slightly.
Speaker 2: In the lower body area. I know. One guy said
Speaker 2: she's about twenty pounds overweight.
Speaker 4: That comes from a guy that can never pull a
Speaker 4: chick like that. Yeah, Oh she's fat and ugly.
Speaker 3: That's interesting. Her comments are disabled in.
Speaker 5: I wonder why, because there's so many fucking pervs out
Speaker 5: there that are talking about all the dirty, disgusting things
Speaker 5: that they could do to her.
Speaker 2: Here's another one. The only reason she's so successful is
Speaker 2: because there are simply too many desperate simps in this world.
Speaker 3: I love a good simp cut down.
Speaker 1: Uh, I mean, she replies on her Instagram too, so
Speaker 1: that might be what it is.
Speaker 3: Do you really answer people? And she wrote mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: In hn, well that's not really answering me, bitch. And
Speaker 5: then I love this a good chrome grabber.
Speaker 1: She's like, I answer too, yeah, Ah, this girl's more
Speaker 1: my speed.
Speaker 3: Here's the other girl. I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 5: Answer too, Yeah for sure, But she looks like she
Speaker 5: does dirty things on her only bands.
Speaker 3: She looks AI to be honest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit. That's another thing. But I can't
Speaker 4: know if I can be anything on the internet anymore.
Speaker 4: I think this is AI.
Speaker 3: That's fun. I can't imagine trying to figure out like
Speaker 3: it is something goddamn AI or not?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks?
Speaker 3: Does it tell me more? I don't know. Like Aaron Rodgers, well,
Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5: What because she got due play, remember, because the AI
Speaker 5: is like he's retiring.
Speaker 3: She went to be fair.
Speaker 1: Your post where it was from was uh like distinguishable
Speaker 1: AI dot com or something like you just had to
Speaker 1: look down, Yeah, and it would have told you. Uh
Speaker 1: but forty three million dollars man, Yeah, that ain't.
Speaker 4: That ain't nothing, Lindsey.
Speaker 5: Would you do an only fans if you knew you
Speaker 5: could get forty three million dollars in.
Speaker 3: Your first year?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What about What would your old man say about that.
Speaker 2: Forty three million dollars?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: I don't think he'd say much. Right, but take me
Speaker 2: to the bank, right, I guess, or to the boat
Speaker 2: store boat.
Speaker 5: You're not doing anything sexual. There's no sex content exactly right.
Speaker 5: You're just bouncing up and down.
Speaker 3: Be like, let me hold the camera for real.
Speaker 1: She says she does post it not safe for work
Speaker 1: content on her OnlyFans, but it's not as implicit as
Speaker 1: people think. And then she is a virgin. And then
Speaker 1: she doesn't think she can be categorized as a porn star.
Speaker 1: You know, if you show your titties, you are a
Speaker 1: porn star in some capacity.
Speaker 5: If your lady came to you and was like, Corbyn,
Speaker 5: I want to do it on fans, but it's.
Speaker 4: Not going to be any sexual content.
Speaker 3: I I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's a tough one, right, I just I think that.
Speaker 1: Listen, one my wife can do whatever she wants. I
Speaker 1: would probably be like, how I need some security of
Speaker 1: knowing that it isn't something else, like you're gonna have
Speaker 1: conversations with you know, the people that want to see
Speaker 1: pictures of.
Speaker 3: Your feet or whatever you decided to do.
Speaker 5: It could be a very slippery slope, starts off no
Speaker 5: sexual content, you know, and the next thing you know,
Speaker 5: you're stepping on cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I recently read this thing that we think our life
Speaker 1: is about choices, and it's not.
Speaker 3: It's about events that happen, and that.
Speaker 1: Essentially like you can't control it, like no, it is
Speaker 1: an event, so it is what it is.
Speaker 4: It's gonna happen regardless, and so.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe I'd be like, okay, if that's what
Speaker 1: you think is best, but it would make me, uh,
Speaker 1: highly uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: What if here's a fun one. What if she came
Speaker 5: to you and it was like, hey, for the past
Speaker 5: six months, I've been doing only rushans.
Speaker 4: Nothing sexual.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's just me and my bron panties, you know,
Speaker 5: ironing clothes. I'm gonna pause right there to get a
Speaker 5: to see what she's saying, because you know, then we'll
Speaker 5: go to like, well, here's how much. Yeah, here's how
Speaker 5: much I've made so far, Because I really honestly think,
Speaker 5: deep down inside like once you see the payack, that
Speaker 5: changes everything.
Speaker 1: I think I'd be like, say that again, because you won,
Speaker 1: you don't iron Two where are you doing this? And
Speaker 1: three this is a complete left turn of our lives
Speaker 1: in terms of how we share things.
Speaker 4: Let's not worry about all that.
Speaker 5: But here's a check for seventy five thousand dollars I'm
Speaker 5: made in one week.
Speaker 3: Yeah again, I still want to know about all those others.
Speaker 1: That's great, awesome, But now I have a third final question,
Speaker 1: and where's all this money going?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Where's it been? As the person who oversees our accounts?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, see that's the thing, you know. I didn't
Speaker 5: want you to get upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you think I am now?
Speaker 4: Separate bank account. I wanted to surprise you. That's well,
Speaker 4: you did that.
Speaker 1: That's definitely happened. That's definitely happened. But this has been
Speaker 1: deceitful on multiple levels. We're not even to the content
Speaker 1: just the deceitfulness of hiding money, right, large amounts of money. One,
Speaker 1: we've been doing taxes, we didn't include any of this,
Speaker 1: so now we're complete. Now we're complicit in tax frauds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like that a number of bad
Speaker 3: decisions that's happening.
Speaker 1: We're not even to the question of why, right, We're
Speaker 1: just the deceitfulness and the dangers you're putting us in me.
Speaker 4: It's reckless, right right right?
Speaker 5: Because you know somebody paid you to watch you iron
Speaker 5: Now you gotta think about this, all right. We never
Speaker 5: really talked about if your man was playing in his
Speaker 5: dick around on camera for women for cash. Yeah, where
Speaker 5: you stand on that. Hmmm, he's not fucking anybody, right,
Speaker 5: He's just he's just swinging.
Speaker 2: His dick around, like just doing a helicopter.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe like an old pocket wash sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Either way, he's he's dancing, he's you know, in the
Speaker 5: short short, he's doing the only fans thing that you
Speaker 5: know that we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Here, meaning okay, messaging, Okay, does that.
Speaker 4: Have to be a part of it? Like see, I
Speaker 4: don't know how only fans work.
Speaker 2: Right, If it's just uploading videos and they can like
Speaker 2: see the videos, I don't think I would mind as
Speaker 2: long as it was bringing in.
Speaker 1: I always love when you see porn and it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: you see the woman's face but the guy's got like
Speaker 1: some stupid mask on or something like that doing Yeah sh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so shitty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that happens with a lot in gang bang videos, right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: These two women are getting plowed and there's like sixteenth
Speaker 5: dicks lined around, and you know they all got fucking
Speaker 5: weird masks on. I'm like, why, why one major turnoff?
Speaker 5: I mean, I get it, you don't want to be
Speaker 5: saying what you don't want somebody seeing it. Well, what
Speaker 5: about what about you know, scars or tattoos. See, that's
Speaker 5: why I can't do anything. I can't rob a bank.
Speaker 5: I can't be in a fucking porn right right, But
Speaker 5: like anonymously.
Speaker 3: You'd have to get like a prosthetic on your I
Speaker 3: would totally have to.
Speaker 1: I was watching this interview with the guy who robbed banks,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about how he did it and.
Speaker 3: When he would decide the day he would do it.
Speaker 1: He would get up before his wife, make coffee and breakfast,
Speaker 1: and then he had a separate cabinet where he kept
Speaker 1: clothes and trash bags and.
Speaker 3: Rubber gloves like to put to wear that day.
Speaker 1: So they he had never worn them, Okay, he put
Speaker 1: it on for that then it went in the bag.
Speaker 1: The bags had never been touched by anyone. Like he
Speaker 1: tried to keep it super clean. And the day he
Speaker 1: got caught, he grabbed a regular pair of pants a right,
Speaker 1: and took his you know, did all the things. But
Speaker 1: when he would go rob he would put on like
Speaker 1: a fake fat suit, a beard. He bought lifts for
Speaker 1: his shoes, I mean, did a lot to try and
Speaker 1: like hide.
Speaker 3: Who he was.
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 3: And so if you were going to you'd have to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: And with all that being said, if I was going
Speaker 1: to be in a gang bang, I would do that,
Speaker 1: like wear a fat suit, wear lips like all that's
Speaker 1: funny to me.
Speaker 3: One, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not trying to be the star of this
Speaker 1: little show here, but I'm also trying not to get recognized.
Speaker 5: Right, that's that. I guess that's the way to do it.
Speaker 5: I really thought about that fat suits. Did you cut
Speaker 5: a hole in the fucking for your dick to come out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, and I have to lean back to me right,
Speaker 5: pick it up and flop it down on top of
Speaker 5: There's a lot that goes into that.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was thinking about the bankrobbing guy this morning
Speaker 1: driving in because he was sharing about how much he
Speaker 1: got and the incident that he got caught.
Speaker 3: The lady pushed the button he saw or do it?
Speaker 1: Oh, and he was like, I want all the money,
Speaker 1: and this is brilliant, he said. She picked up a
Speaker 1: key ring and had thirty rings or thirty keys on it,
Speaker 1: and she was trying like and he was getting frustrated
Speaker 1: because he knew the button had been pushed it and
Speaker 1: it was time to go right, and she what a
Speaker 1: brilliant thing to have this key ring and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just but to put your employees in that predicament
Speaker 1: of like all this because people I don't know how
Speaker 1: many people get shot in big robberies anymore.
Speaker 3: It has happened. I think there's an expectation it could happen. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And that he ended up only getting like four thousand
Speaker 1: dollars ain't as something.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's worth it.
Speaker 4: It's not And.
Speaker 5: Spend how much time in prison I'm imagining, right, But
Speaker 5: I mean it was four thousand dollars from from that
Speaker 5: one raw you know that one bank? Okay, what about
Speaker 5: all the other ones where he's pulling out fifteen twenty thirty?
Speaker 1: Again, I don't think that's a thing. I think that
Speaker 1: you rob banks. You believe that's why they're kind of
Speaker 1: big robberies aren't as common as they used to be.
Speaker 1: And you have to do it like chiefs of Halic did,
Speaker 1: which is you got to hit a bunch of banks
Speaker 1: because the banks don't keep that much in the drawers anymore.
Speaker 3: No, you go stretch of the vault if you.
Speaker 1: Can get into the vault right and then but that's
Speaker 1: buying time, and you can't keep.
Speaker 3: An eye on everybody.
Speaker 1: And those people that rob banks are in some financial distress.
Speaker 1: They're not great money managers.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: It says here that in twenty nineteen, the average amount
Speaker 5: of money taken in a bank robbery in the US
Speaker 5: was around forty two hundred dollars per offense.
Speaker 3: That's not much.
Speaker 4: No, that sure isn't. So you're right, you're not.
Speaker 2: That's like a month worth.
Speaker 5: Like this, there's a big difference between a bank robbery
Speaker 5: and a bank heist. I'm thinking with you, I've watched
Speaker 5: I played enough video games that the heighst takes a
Speaker 5: lot of planning and it takes usually a group of
Speaker 5: like at least four to six people, Okay, and then
Speaker 5: that's when you go into the vault and you're taking
Speaker 5: taking them for everything to got.
Speaker 4: Now, be honest with you, I've never been to a
Speaker 4: bank vault. Never have.
Speaker 5: There's a restaurant here in town that used to be
Speaker 5: a bank vault. I haven't even been in that, you know.
Speaker 1: But okay, this says a bank a heist typically implies
Speaker 1: a meticul planned an oft an elaborate operation, while robbery
Speaker 1: is often more opportunistic and involves the use of threat
Speaker 1: or force with quick execution. So like Heat is a heist,
Speaker 1: right the movie Heat, Heat is a heist and they
Speaker 1: did heists right exactly.
Speaker 3: Ocean's eleven, that's a heist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, A bank robbery is chiefs Aholic exactly. So
Speaker 1: if you're doing a heist heists, you're you're you're coming
Speaker 1: out with quite a bit, I would think, so think.
Speaker 3: Because four thousand split four ways is not worth it.
Speaker 4: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 5: Hell man, even four thousand dollars to put one way,
Speaker 5: I don't think it's hurth it maybe in the short term,
Speaker 5: but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: Just two cameras everywhere, you know, and you'll get caught.
Speaker 4: Eventually, you will get caught. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's any bank robbery that has gotten
Speaker 5: away with it completely.
Speaker 3: So they.
Speaker 1: When they targeted in the movie The Town, I know
Speaker 1: it's a movie. They targeted the Finway Park in between
Speaker 1: a night game and then there was a day game,
Speaker 1: and so they knew they had plenty of time to
Speaker 1: they knew there would be a lot of money or it
Speaker 1: was a doubleheader and then a day game so they
Speaker 1: knew they had time to get in there. There would
Speaker 1: be a lot of money. Three point five million is
Speaker 1: what they were trying to take.
Speaker 4: How many people was in the involvement in that one?
Speaker 4: Do you remember? Five? Okay? See, now that ain't too bad.
Speaker 4: Yea three and a half million dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh they all died but one. But yeah, I hear
Speaker 1: you that in that part. But yeah, to me, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, but this is the problem. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna be out do bank heists and you want
Speaker 1: to get into a vault, and it's like you, me
Speaker 1: and one other person, well, suddenly the psychology of your mind,
Speaker 1: you feel pretty fucking invincible, right, And if you feel
Speaker 1: invincible wherever, like in the movie, you feel invincible with me,
Speaker 1: and if i'm if I'm the leader or you're the leader,
Speaker 1: and I feel invincible with you, you start your ego,
Speaker 1: you get out over your skis right, right, And then
Speaker 1: there's problems and then you're like, fuck you man.
Speaker 5: Right, you try to take me out because you want
Speaker 5: all the I feel like, if.
Speaker 2: You want it to be successful, it's got to be
Speaker 2: like an inside job.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's a good idea either because
Speaker 1: you get caught.
Speaker 5: Right all of a sudden, you didn't show up for
Speaker 5: work one day or the day of the burglary, and
Speaker 5: then you don't show up the day or a couple
Speaker 5: of days after that you ever show up, you know,
Speaker 5: that's right.
Speaker 3: They're automatic red flag and that's embezzlement at that point.
Speaker 1: If you work there and there's cameras that there's just
Speaker 1: too many ways to track. Let's just say it is
Speaker 1: an inside job and you use your bank code to
Speaker 1: get into the fucking vault. Like they're gonna keep be
Speaker 1: on your case pretty fast. Otherwise more people would rob
Speaker 1: banks from inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or the people that you that are doing it,
Speaker 2: know you you know what I mean, Like you work
Speaker 2: there and you know the robbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you're in on it. You're an accessory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which again you're sitting in an FBI chair and
Speaker 1: they're going, why don't you tell us about what happened?
Speaker 1: We know you talked to uh Shody, right and Spider, Oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta change that, right, I forgot we had to
Speaker 1: change that, spiders dude, Scallionallion, I just want to your hair,
Speaker 1: scar there, you go, all right, Scar And You're like,
Speaker 1: we know we saw you talking with Scar, we know
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to jail for the rest of you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it all on you unless you tell
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, you're gonna fall like a fucking
Speaker 1: wet noodle.
Speaker 3: Because you're not even getting any money. You're like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I ain't going to uh huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you still let him going to jail.
Speaker 3: You absolutely that you are.
Speaker 4: An accomplished an accessory of swords.
Speaker 3: This line.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't see what we can work out, right,
Speaker 1: I'm your friend, right, They all say, there's just you
Speaker 1: need a soda.
Speaker 3: You help us, will help you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, dude, if I get pulled in there that in
Speaker 1: the movie at the town, they're like talking to her
Speaker 1: and he's now point.
Speaker 3: She's like, I need a lawyer, right, Yo, I need
Speaker 3: a lawyer period.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're looking for somebody to pin this on
Speaker 1: and it ain't gonna be me.
Speaker 3: If you didn't do anything, you don't have anything to
Speaker 3: worry about. Search the lawyer.
Speaker 4: I know how that shit works out.
Speaker 3: Plenty of right. Nobody innocin's ever gone to jail for
Speaker 3: something rolling is in here red you.
Speaker 5: Ever see that movie Masterminds. Was that gallipican actus? You know,
Speaker 5: well she.
Speaker 4: Farts on him. She's like, goddamn, damn the farted hole
Speaker 4: like a fark t plan.
Speaker 3: No, I have not seen this movie.
Speaker 1: Zach christenwigg Owen Wilson, Kate McKinnon, Tadakis.
Speaker 4: Hilarious movie. You need to watch it. It is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: Right, But like, he's a he's a he's a.
Speaker 5: He's like an armored truck driver, right, And I see
Speaker 5: it and I was like that, I can't. I watched them.
Speaker 5: He was like, I get it, man, that is tempting.
Speaker 5: You're rolling around with millions and millions and millions in
Speaker 5: this truck and like you just turn it in at
Speaker 5: the end of the night. How easy would it be
Speaker 5: to just.
Speaker 4: That that fell off?
Speaker 5: Or you know, have your friends stage a fucking hold up,
Speaker 5: you know, like A, I don't know, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 5: don't shoot me.
Speaker 4: No no.
Speaker 1: Interest at all. Somebody's like, hey, we know you work
Speaker 1: in the building with the bank. You want to help
Speaker 1: us rob the place?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 4: No good?
Speaker 3: Hey will you let us in when you come to
Speaker 3: work in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I'll be there at five forty five.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, hell no, good, good on all that. No,
Speaker 5: it's something about jail time is what really slows me.
Speaker 3: Now now I'm in on it.
Speaker 1: Hey, will you just be our We needed to pick
Speaker 1: us up outside the bank.
Speaker 3: Oh hell no.
Speaker 1: No before the sun comes up. No, look man, we
Speaker 1: really need you. I saved you when you fell out
Speaker 1: of that tree when you were twelve. Ah, thanks, fuck off.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it. But I think about that.
Speaker 5: Uh, what was a couple of months ago we had
Speaker 5: in our listeners a ross where he was unknowingly a
Speaker 5: wheelman and a bank robber.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, and just thinking.
Speaker 5: About you be a fucking uber driver and not even
Speaker 5: know about it. You know, you're just doing your job,
Speaker 5: duper dupe, and next thing you know, you're fucking hemmed
Speaker 5: up and caught in a robbery charge because why because
Speaker 5: you gave somebody.
Speaker 1: A right Listen the way uber drivers have always picked
Speaker 1: me up. I don't know how they figured that shit out.
Speaker 4: You always like that.
Speaker 3: Fuck is that my Uber? A?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That looks like a fucking Corolla.
Speaker 4: Right, you're Cormn.
Speaker 1: And I've never been in a ride share guy. You're
Speaker 1: the expert in the room. How many people get in
Speaker 1: with fucking masks on and a gun and a bag
Speaker 1: of fucking with a fucking dollar sign on it. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm immediately getting the fuck out of my car.
Speaker 4: You are absolutely right.
Speaker 5: I'll be like, where's the Halloween party right in July?
Speaker 1: Wear black and white stripes and a little fucking black
Speaker 1: ribbon around their fucking eyes.
Speaker 3: Fucking telltale sign.
Speaker 5: Man, those are the customers. You really got to watch
Speaker 5: out right. Nothing man, it's going to costume. It's fucking June, right.
Speaker 1: Just go as fast as you can to the other,
Speaker 1: to the county line.
Speaker 3: All right, you guys, have a great week.
Speaker 2: See you.
Speaker 4: Bye bye,