Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tag. You're about to get your.
Speaker 2: Day's glazed by the great Chris Ray, coach Derek Blackman,
Speaker 2: and Tom Sweeny.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some shot. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some glazing. Three cocks this time.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris,
Speaker 2: it's him Derek, it's him Sweeney. We're doing this remotely
Speaker 2: because we have an extra AMMO that needs to be
Speaker 2: remote based on based on the subject matter, We're gonna
Speaker 2: be doing a jeopardy, a snark Tank themed jeopardy that
Speaker 2: I put together. It'll be It'll be Kingston, it will
Speaker 2: be Kingston and uh, Derek, I'm really excited. Let's see
Speaker 2: it's I think, uh, I think you're gonna be I
Speaker 2: think you're gonna be. I think you're all gonna be pleased.
Speaker 2: So if you're curious, by the way, to see that episode,
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Speaker 1: You know you know the drill.
Speaker 2: You got to do it because if you don't do it, we'll,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, we'll do something bad. We'll do
Speaker 2: something really.
Speaker 1: We'll grape you.
Speaker 3: Because I can't because I can't, I can't. I can't
Speaker 3: go anywhere without hearing that now that and I'm mad.
Speaker 2: It is kind of it is kind of annoying to
Speaker 2: hear that word all the time.
Speaker 3: And like, I'm people were talking about some like allegations
Speaker 3: that's been going on in the emails. You know, we'll
Speaker 3: get to it, but like it's a very serious thing
Speaker 3: that I'm watching. You know, that's on unmonitor tised Instagram.
Speaker 3: And then it's just the audio is being you know,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a it's a program reading the text
Speaker 3: and it was programmed. It doesn't even say raping in
Speaker 3: the text, but they programmed it to say that. And
Speaker 3: I was like, I've had enough. That kind of broke
Speaker 3: me a little bit because I'm like, it's not even reading,
Speaker 3: it says it actually says the word.
Speaker 1: It says raping.
Speaker 3: It says it, and then you had it like oh
Speaker 3: instead of saying this, say graping.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm done.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking done, dude, done with this world, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna grape all of you if you don't become patrons.
Speaker 1: They are saying that I'm saying or doing I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. Well, actually, the crazy thing about it is
Speaker 1: you came up with it, all right, go ahead?
Speaker 2: Well actually yeah, Well the crazy thing about that is
Speaker 2: that they actually, uh, Derek and Kingston actually both have
Speaker 2: filters on uh to be each other.
Speaker 1: Right now, that's not true.
Speaker 2: So actually it's it's Kingston telling you that yep, not
Speaker 2: with a with a Derek filter on.
Speaker 1: It's not sure that I will not hold up in life,
Speaker 1: very true?
Speaker 2: Would what law? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: We have law here? I would not hold up in court.
Speaker 2: There ain't no court, not anymore. Court's a fucking fiction.
Speaker 2: Court's a fairy tale courts. I hear it every time.
Speaker 2: I hear every time I get like a thing in
Speaker 2: the mail to go like hey you gotta do jury
Speaker 2: duty or whatever. I'm like, this is like, why are
Speaker 2: they sending me like fake what like was this like marketing?
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Yeah, it happens is you're gonna
Speaker 1: do one thing that's going to be an actual offense,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna go to jail because you didn't do
Speaker 1: jury That's what happened to everybody. Everything fund up and
Speaker 1: they get pulled over once and it's like you didn't
Speaker 1: go to jer duy did you? And it's like, no, man,
Speaker 1: we're not going to jury duty. That's silly against the law. Literally,
Speaker 1: I pissed on every get me. I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, I actually, uh, it's so simple to I got out.
Speaker 2: I got out of it because they thought I was
Speaker 2: just yeah, you pissed on it.
Speaker 1: That's what I did as well.
Speaker 2: Actually remember I was gonna say something that I actually did,
Speaker 2: but that was actually a better idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did the thing for it. And it was
Speaker 1: like I called them once and they were like, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't have to come in, and I don't have
Speaker 1: to have djurdy for the next thing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's twenty years maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I move a lot and then they're like, hey, come
Speaker 3: to this. I'm like, I don't live in this county anymore.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. It's great.
Speaker 3: Like I've literally I've been summoned probably like close to
Speaker 3: five six times throughout my life and I've never qualified
Speaker 3: once because miraculously I would have been in a different county,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't qualify anymore.
Speaker 1: This is awesome, that's crazy. I kind of want to
Speaker 1: do it just once.
Speaker 3: I don't because I know it's going to be something
Speaker 3: stupid and boring and uninteresting, and then they're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: mister Derek, you can't come in with your dick out.
Speaker 3: That's not how we handle court matters.
Speaker 1: Sounds a bit reasonable, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: My dick gets hot. I need it to be outs hot.
Speaker 3: So not my balls, but my dick. It gets very
Speaker 3: hot and it needs to be out, Your honor, can
Speaker 3: I at least put like a a mesh like net
Speaker 3: to like, you know, when I pull it out of
Speaker 3: my zippers so it's covered, but also it's breathing.
Speaker 1: Listen, guys, your honor, it's really hot. I have to
Speaker 1: have it out. You don't understand, mister Derek, you drive
Speaker 1: a you you make a very good case. Uh guilty. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's make a very good case guilty. Moving on, I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't know. I feel like it's probably
Speaker 1: stupid and dumb, but I think, yeah, probably, like what
Speaker 1: if someone genuinely needs to be a quit of a
Speaker 1: crimate and doing and you could help. So that's what
Speaker 1: my brain is, like, I wouldn't mind doing it. I
Speaker 1: always like I always at least try to do it.
Speaker 1: You know, how would you help somebody? Uh?
Speaker 2: We got a lot, we got we got some we
Speaker 2: got some stuff to talk about today. Uh, I'm a
Speaker 2: little behind on the news. But the second I suggested, like, hey,
Speaker 2: what do we have to talk about? Both of y'all
Speaker 2: kind of like we're in sync with these new emails.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know these from yesterday?
Speaker 1: Have you been nowhere on the internet?
Speaker 3: I mean kind of Actually, yeah, you have to really
Speaker 3: be no, like I mean I mean that because.
Speaker 2: I really, I really earnestly was just like I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't on my phone at all. It's just you know,
Speaker 2: it's good video games, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I genuinely don't know, but I'm looking it up
Speaker 2: now and it looks like there's so new.
Speaker 3: The DIMS they first dropped.
Speaker 1: Like three emails.
Speaker 3: They were gonna they were gonna slow drip it out right,
Speaker 3: and then the the Repubs were like, oh shit, to
Speaker 3: get ahead of that. So they first of all, they
Speaker 3: got it from the Epstein, the state and so they
Speaker 3: were like, oh shit, to get ahead of it, they
Speaker 3: just dropped tens of thousands. I think it was like
Speaker 3: nineteen thousand. I forgot how many emails it was. There
Speaker 3: was a lot, a lot of emails to muddy the
Speaker 3: waters and hopefully it would not be as effective. And
Speaker 3: you see the same the actors, the grifters that are
Speaker 3: being like, oh, it's a bunch of nothing burgers. It's
Speaker 3: a bunch of nothing. It's it's not just a bunch
Speaker 3: of nothing burgers.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of wild stuff in it. Did you
Speaker 1: see what's her name? Was like, well, you're making design
Speaker 1: these a five year old? These are maybe fourteen, fifteen
Speaker 1: and a half year old children. Are you talking about
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly? I think? And I was just like.
Speaker 3: One of the they're one of the clips they're trying
Speaker 3: to say, like, look, if you're if you're actually on
Speaker 3: the subject of debating about that and has no ties
Speaker 3: to you know, oh, trying to downplace somebody's criminality, that
Speaker 3: is a subject because like say, that's why they're actual
Speaker 3: real terms. There's pedophile of people like these are actual
Speaker 3: real terms. But if you're trying to debate the severity
Speaker 3: of somebody's crime on that shit, and you're trying to
Speaker 3: use that as a veil. That is fucking that is so.
Speaker 1: Be on the pale. It's like, whoa dude, dude she
Speaker 1: said that? In my jaw dropped. I was like, what
Speaker 1: did she just? What does she just say? I keep
Speaker 1: seeing you know what I said on a live interview.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't assign arrest her.
Speaker 3: It's the assignment. Let me read something real quick. I
Speaker 3: want to read something from the New York Post. It says,
Speaker 3: I don't know what l I? L I drug dealer?
Speaker 1: What's l I? What is l I? Is that is
Speaker 1: a Long Island? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, So Long Island drug dealer freed by Trump,
Speaker 3: now convicted of molesting his kids, nanny and assaulting toddler
Speaker 3: and then and then and then the island. And the
Speaker 3: reply says, this is a woman. She says, this guy
Speaker 3: is a saint compared to the thugs pardoned by Biden's
Speaker 3: auto pin and so this is the assignment, right, Like.
Speaker 1: Why would you say?
Speaker 2: Doesn't make it okay though, that's it's so crazy, Okay,
Speaker 2: even if that was true, It's like, why would.
Speaker 3: Fit him and this guy so it's like it's like
Speaker 3: that's the assignment. That's always been the assignment. Oh but
Speaker 3: Bill Clinton and Epstein, I'm like, yeah, fuck him too,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I do want to I do want to say this.
Speaker 2: I do want to say this. I just saw on
Speaker 2: Twitter and this has nothing to do with anything, but like,
Speaker 2: Megan Kelly.
Speaker 1: Do you know Seth Dylan?
Speaker 2: So I think he owns the uh Babylon B or
Speaker 2: something or he's like, uh, which is like that sat
Speaker 2: the right wing satire website.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that The Babylon B had an article that
Speaker 2: was it's just a picture of Megan Kelly and it
Speaker 2: says Megan Kelly gets rid of old pager just to
Speaker 2: be safe, which is actually a pretty good that's actually
Speaker 2: not a bad joke.
Speaker 1: But she caught. She she retweeted, she was.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck Seth Dylan and then he deleted
Speaker 2: it really, which is ridiculous. It's just like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't believe. It's just the lack of that's the
Speaker 2: lack of commitment.
Speaker 1: There is crazy. There's no spines, the fucking joke, no
Speaker 1: spines at all, no backbones, no no ability to stand
Speaker 1: up for anything. Morally right here, here's the quote relatively
Speaker 1: morally smart, you know's the quote that Megan Kelly says.
Speaker 1: I know some people very close to this case, Jeffrey Epstein,
Speaker 1: and this person's view was not a pedophile. He was
Speaker 1: into barely the barely legal type. Like he liked fifteen
Speaker 1: year old girls. He wasn't into like eight year old girls.
Speaker 1: There's a difference between a fifteen year old and a
Speaker 1: five year old. Age is down again.
Speaker 3: She says eight and then she says five, and she's
Speaker 3: trying to like separate it, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like brother brother fifteen. And then it's like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you're making laws, this is you can
Speaker 3: have this conversation that is not tied to people's criminality,
Speaker 3: right because words do matter. But if you're just talking
Speaker 3: about somebody broke the fucking law, somebody molested an underage girl.
Speaker 1: If your first thing to ask is how old were they,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 3: The alarms are going off so insanely loud and like,
Speaker 3: but Mega Kelly, you know she's doing it specifically to
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's what the grifters do, like they
Speaker 3: have to, they have to find a way to try
Speaker 3: to downplay it because they.
Speaker 1: All know that it's just gross that we that we
Speaker 1: live in this thing.
Speaker 3: And the thing that is interesting, though, the biggest thing
Speaker 3: about a lot of these emails is that basically the
Speaker 3: narrative right now, or I wouldn't even say narrative is
Speaker 3: the play is Trump is completely compromised, because it's very
Speaker 3: clear that Epstein worked with Masad and and Epstein was
Speaker 3: feeding all of this information to Israel, and Trump is
Speaker 3: beholden to Israel, and it's.
Speaker 1: Why probably Russia too, I'm sure absolutely, that's why he's
Speaker 1: acting the way. That's why he's acted the way he's acted.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, clear, and it's why I like say, coincidentally,
Speaker 3: you know, and Trump becomes you know, Trump's president, and
Speaker 3: Epstein gets murked pretty in the weirdest way possible where
Speaker 3: the cameras just happened to not be working and all
Speaker 3: this ship and throughout the email saying that, like Epstein said,
Speaker 3: I'm the only one who can take Trump down. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like, which is probably true, what the amount of
Speaker 3: knowledge he has, and so you know, at a certain
Speaker 3: point you can't really ignore Ockham's razor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the walls, just the simple. The walls are closing
Speaker 1: in on him, and he's been closing on him for
Speaker 1: a while, but now it's just like, oh, it's it's
Speaker 1: a Hitler in the Bunker's Hitlan Bunker.
Speaker 2: That video of him like at the desk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: with the kids. It's so funny because it it literally
Speaker 2: is that always sunny scene of Frank Reynolds being like,
Speaker 2: we got to write a song.
Speaker 1: It says we don't diddle. We don't diddle kids, We
Speaker 1: don't know. That's what it reads like. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: awesome crazy. I love that. It's been a fucking movie
Speaker 1: this weekend. It's been a movie. It can't fuck it.
Speaker 3: I can't I believe. I can't believe this reality. I
Speaker 3: really can't.
Speaker 1: Like, uh, this shit has been cinema, bro. It's been like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. This year in general has been a
Speaker 1: fucking wild year. It's been a wildy year.
Speaker 3: It's so dumb, like the I think the I don't
Speaker 3: remember in the last because I think we talked about
Speaker 3: it a little bit before the podcast. I don't think
Speaker 3: we actually mentioned on the last episode when the Democrats
Speaker 3: caved in the the funniest I wouldn't say funny. It's
Speaker 3: just it's funny if it were watching a television show,
Speaker 3: because it's like it's just like when they had the leverage,
Speaker 3: when everything was going their way, when it's like there
Speaker 3: was so many things on their side, and then in
Speaker 3: the in the stupidest way, like everybody, Like if you
Speaker 3: saw John Stewart's reaction, he was just like I can't
Speaker 3: like I think he said like three times, like I
Speaker 3: can't fucking believe this, Like I can't believe it, Like
Speaker 3: it's it does seem unbelievable. It's like you guys didn't
Speaker 3: have to do anything at all. You didn't have to
Speaker 3: do anything at all.
Speaker 1: They just had to not they had to not ship
Speaker 1: the bed, and they shot the bed.
Speaker 3: And then like they found a way, like they never
Speaker 3: thought it would be so simple.
Speaker 1: But you know, we sat them on the toilet and
Speaker 1: they got up off the toilet and shot on the bed.
Speaker 1: That's toilet. You're like, here you go, dude, here's the toilet. Dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta do here. It's like, uh, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I'm ready, dude, I'm ready for Chuck Schumer to be
Speaker 3: beaten by like you know, a pillow sack full of
Speaker 3: door knobs, like I'm.
Speaker 1: Ready for it. I'm ready for it, dude. I just
Speaker 1: oh my god, this it was so egregious what happened.
Speaker 3: It was just like all right, dude, Like at a
Speaker 3: certain point, you know, everybody likes to say, oh, politicalolence.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, in a society that was civil and chilling,
Speaker 3: people weren't retarded and they're wont a bunch of fucking
Speaker 3: wolves all over the place. Sure, But in that it's
Speaker 3: like in the society that we live in historically, you know,
Speaker 3: for workers to have rights, they had to kill scabs,
Speaker 3: they had to a lot of these things had to happen,
Speaker 3: is what I'm what I'm trying.
Speaker 1: It's an unfortunate case that political violence, Like I wish
Speaker 1: it wasn't a thing at all, but unfortunately, based on
Speaker 1: the way we've had, there has been no great deal
Speaker 1: of change in society without us putting the fear of
Speaker 1: God in the ruling class. Unfortunately. What's that fortunately?
Speaker 2: What's that quote from fucking uh?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Those who make a peaceful revolution impossible to make violent revolution?
Speaker 1: And I think I think uh.
Speaker 3: Uh, pop By the sailor man said that that was
Speaker 3: that was, that was that was.
Speaker 1: That was an important moment. That was an important moment
Speaker 1: that got so hyper cut by a dumb joke.
Speaker 3: That is insane. That's such an important statement that you
Speaker 3: were just like, let's just just rape it. Let's just
Speaker 3: rape it where I can't even I can't even do
Speaker 3: his boy, I've never attempted to do Popeye's voice.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: It's it's not even a real voice. It's just like
Speaker 2: it's a mumbling, fucking freak and it is kind of
Speaker 2: like a fucking porky pig kind of thing.
Speaker 1: A little bit right, it has a little bit to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as he's like chewing, as he's chewing on a fucking steal,
Speaker 1: beam will be green. He'll eat it and be like,
Speaker 1: go beat up Israel.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that screenshot of his arm? Is like
Speaker 3: they photoshop his arm to be his penis, his forearm.
Speaker 1: You see that.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Eric, I swear to God, I've never seen that er, Derek.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I've never seen that, Derek. I
Speaker 1: swear to God, I never want, I need you guys. See,
Speaker 1: I hope I never one looks for that. I've never
Speaker 1: been like, I wonder what that is. I've never been like,
Speaker 1: I wonder what pop by the sailors forearm, like if
Speaker 1: it was a dick. I swear that's never been. I've
Speaker 1: never looked either. It just blessed my timeline one time.
Speaker 1: I've never that has never been a venture i've gone on.
Speaker 3: I can say that, Oh I found it immediately. I
Speaker 3: just put it pop by the sailor man dick, and
Speaker 3: it immediately popped up. You guys ready for this one? Yeah,
Speaker 3: just said whatever, Yeah, I'm gonna put up to the screen.
Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, go ahead. And there's another picture I
Speaker 1: don't want up so might get flagged. So here.
Speaker 3: This is fine though you can't so if you look,
Speaker 3: that's a that's a that's goaded. Yeah that I've seen
Speaker 3: that one. That's not his arm though, that's his fucking arm.
Speaker 3: Look at his arm. It's literally his arm.
Speaker 2: Arm.
Speaker 1: He's forging it. That is so much stupid. I thought
Speaker 1: I thought it was literally an image of his fore arm,
Speaker 1: like his whole arm like this, But you like it
Speaker 1: in a different positions, a position whereas pads would be that.
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention the part that it was sharp
Speaker 1: and it was big. That is a that's a class.
Speaker 1: That is a that is on my phone. That is
Speaker 1: a classic. That is a classic image seen you like
Speaker 1: forging it's you forging it. I did. I did.
Speaker 3: The fact that he's forging it like that's how like
Speaker 3: that's you know, he's about to put work in because
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, I gotta get the I gotta get
Speaker 3: the straggling pieces off. I got things to do tonight.
Speaker 3: That's strengths.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. Brutus comes in. He's like, not right now,
Speaker 1: Brutus Like no, no, but how does it sound. It's
Speaker 1: just so I didn't expect it to be sharpening it.
Speaker 1: I forget my I didn't remember that untill I just
Speaker 1: saw it. I was like, oh yeah, I forgot about
Speaker 1: that part, the part that gets me. Dude, he's like
Speaker 1: literally preparing it for battle. He's I love the like
Speaker 1: an old I would love to have an old machine
Speaker 1: like that restep on the wheel and it's like, so
Speaker 1: you can just sharpen your ships. That just seems way
Speaker 1: more like menacing than just taking some wetstone and like
Speaker 1: sharpening your ship or whatever. Well, the thing is, the
Speaker 1: Wetstone is kind of like the peaceful moment before war,
Speaker 1: opposed to like that is the grindstone is like that's
Speaker 1: the metal, you know, that's where you're like really like, uh,
Speaker 1: you're creating it. You're creating it, you know about the
Speaker 1: whetstone is like resharpening. It's very yeah, very yeah. One
Speaker 1: is like kind of the post of depressing moment. The
Speaker 1: other one is the build up to the to the action.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't man, I what
Speaker 3: do you Okay? So what do you what's what's happening
Speaker 3: with the emails and everything? Do you think anything's gonna
Speaker 3: come from Like, do you think this will do anything?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think I think yeah, nothing ever comes from from this.
Speaker 1: I think the problem is this, right, I think it depends.
Speaker 1: It depends on next year. I just don't think he
Speaker 1: can do anything right now because of the fact that
Speaker 1: everyone is so hyper under his dick. But the problem
Speaker 1: is that all this is doing is solidifying the Republicans
Speaker 1: have no chance of winning anytime soon if the Democrats
Speaker 1: play ball intelligently. We're unfortunately beholden to the Democratic Party.
Speaker 1: And that's the bad part because they are morons. They
Speaker 1: seem like they want to lose the culture war, like
Speaker 1: they want they want a Democrat the Republican party to
Speaker 1: hold on to the culture of the people. And I
Speaker 1: just don't understand why anymore. I don't get I don't
Speaker 1: get why. It's definitely not beneficial. I guess I guess
Speaker 1: we could just hope that they both just act so
Speaker 1: stupid that we can finally create a truly progressive party. Hopefully.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what's concerning to me, Uh no, Senator, I
Speaker 3: feel like right now a sinator should be like, Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna challenge the throne. I'm gonna challenge Chuck Schumer's
Speaker 3: throne so there can be a vote. And as far
Speaker 3: as I'm concerned, I haven't heard anything. And to me,
Speaker 3: that's just logically that was such a big fuck up
Speaker 3: that it needs to happen immediately soon, sooner rather than later.
Speaker 3: And I'm not hearing any chirps of that, which almost
Speaker 3: lets me know that it's like, oh, it seems like
Speaker 3: people they're gonna fall in line again. And I guess
Speaker 3: the most concerning thing is how many good people are
Speaker 3: gonna run and try to take these people's positions, right.
Speaker 3: I keep hearing people talking about something needs to be
Speaker 3: done this, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Nigga, then do something.
Speaker 3: People that have all this fucking clown and influence and
Speaker 3: stuff like, look, I want to Kyle Kolinsky because he
Speaker 3: knows he should fucking run.
Speaker 1: He knows he should, but he dances around that he
Speaker 1: never do it, And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like he's got too many in
Speaker 2: word tweets.
Speaker 1: I think that's exactly what he needs.
Speaker 3: I think he needs that, and he'll be like, I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck, like I need to hear the
Speaker 3: I need to hear the F word on the stage.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't give a fuck. I need to
Speaker 3: hear that, and then everybody's gonna cheer and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's my nigga, like they need. I think that needs
Speaker 3: to happen so that we can get past that fucking
Speaker 3: dumb bullshit, because obviously trumb got pasted all that ship
Speaker 3: and all of them where he's like, I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck, I can shoot somebody, They're still vote for me.
Speaker 1: He's past all that. I could shoot somebody in the
Speaker 1: deck and they would still.
Speaker 2: Be like.
Speaker 1: Like with my mouth, my mouth penis, and they'll fucking
Speaker 1: love it. They would say they love me.
Speaker 3: Kison, you said that there was an email that suggests
Speaker 3: that he was alleged.
Speaker 1: An email and Jeffrey Epstein's files of reference the United
Speaker 1: President Donald Trump blowing Bubba has attractive scrutiny on social media.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, the United States lawmakers released more than twenty
Speaker 1: thousand pages of documents connecting connecting to Epstein, a convicted
Speaker 1: sex offender who died by suicide in jail twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: while awaiting sex trafficking charges. Some of the documents meant
Speaker 1: to Donald Trump, including one from Epstein's brother, Mark, which
Speaker 1: referenced the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Bubba is the
Speaker 1: nickname of the former president Bill Clinton. Mark told the
Speaker 1: Newsweek Individuals it's not Clinton. He did not provide any
Speaker 1: additional details about the identity of Bubba or the meaning
Speaker 1: of the email. I no way.
Speaker 3: I just can't like, I can imagine Trump blowing some
Speaker 3: like young stud you know, like he's like, ooh, I
Speaker 3: want to I'm curious, let me let me. I can't
Speaker 3: imagine he's like I'm gonna suck dick. I'm gonna suck
Speaker 3: this fucking this, Like, there's no he's gonna Clinton's dick.
Speaker 3: I just unless they just really were on a bender
Speaker 3: and they're like, hey.
Speaker 1: You fucked a lot of people, particular young women, Clinton,
Speaker 1: Why don't I fuck you dick?
Speaker 3: Like you're trying to assault him? How's my dictaste? You know,
Speaker 3: like kind of tell him to suck my dick? You know,
Speaker 3: some people say like, how's my how my dictaste? And
Speaker 3: he's like, I don't know, let me find out. He's
Speaker 3: actually just let it happen.
Speaker 1: But hey, what.
Speaker 3: Epstein said that Clinton's never been to his house? I
Speaker 3: don't fucking believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't believe that, Derek. It's a lie. Ye,
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, but here's but that's kind.
Speaker 3: But that's what sucks about the emails because then it's like, well,
Speaker 3: what can you believe if that was such an egregious
Speaker 3: thing to say in the emails?
Speaker 1: I don't think he said that, you say he's never
Speaker 1: been there? In the emails, he.
Speaker 3: Says something that is like that, like I have to
Speaker 3: look it up. He says something because to me, it's like, okay, nigga,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't have a painting of him in a dress
Speaker 3: hanging up in your fucking house.
Speaker 1: Like it's a lie. He's clearly that's.
Speaker 3: Something along the lines. I wish I had it pulled
Speaker 3: up in front of me. But whatever, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff in there that that even could sound like
Speaker 3: it could They mentioned Trump, but it could be like, say,
Speaker 3: maybe one of his kids. Uh, that can be Eric
Speaker 3: or or or Junior or something, because he says that
Speaker 3: it says Trump spent Thanksgiving with with Epstein after the
Speaker 3: after he got elected. But it's like, well, I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure all eyes are on the president wherever he travels to,
Speaker 3: so that would have been easily known if he did
Speaker 3: or didn't. So it could have been just one of
Speaker 3: his kids because he used he used to he said, oh,
Speaker 3: this person was here, this person was here Trump. But
Speaker 3: it's like, well, can't be Donald Trump. We would have known,
Speaker 3: we would have. There would have been a paper trail.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it's it's really not
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like people pay attention, but like
Speaker 1: not really at the same time, maybe people we didn't
Speaker 1: we didn't know where Trump was for a whole almost
Speaker 1: fucking two weeks, didn't we Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean? I think he was dead.
Speaker 3: Well that is that's a good point where if they
Speaker 3: don't want you to know where they are, I guess
Speaker 3: they could uh do that. But it's like, look, anything's
Speaker 3: out in the open. It's not like maybe maybe that
Speaker 3: did happen. Maybe he did like stealthily go that sounds insane.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, everything we're talking about is
Speaker 3: so crazy.
Speaker 1: So where we have we have like, yeah, we have
Speaker 1: ahip it was undeniably attached to a fucking sex trafficker.
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean? And people are trying to
Speaker 1: argue the nuance of should here, It's like, bro, he
Speaker 1: knew at minimal At the minimal he knew a sex trafficker,
Speaker 1: and he did not immediately like hey you are you
Speaker 1: should go to jail. That is enough for it to
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, incarcerate this man and revoke his presidency.
Speaker 1: The email alludes to also that.
Speaker 3: Trump spent a significant amount of time at Epstein's house
Speaker 3: with one of the victims I forgot her name, but
Speaker 3: one of the ones that killed herself recently, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: which it is weird because she was working on memoirs
Speaker 3: and then she died by suicide.
Speaker 1: You know, just a little bit before the still coming out.
Speaker 1: But like, you know, my cousin's baby mom she got
Speaker 1: people want to talk about and kill it. But it's interesting. Interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of my homies baby's mothers was like, oh, she
Speaker 1: got pregnant and she all of a sudden she passed
Speaker 1: away with gunshots to the back of the head. That's interesting,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. Yeah, you know, you know when people kill
Speaker 1: themselves with gunshots in the back of the head, you.
Speaker 2: Know, and very very happy, you know, those like if
Speaker 2: I ever were to kill myself, I think I.
Speaker 1: Might do it, just a why the many better ways
Speaker 1: to kill yourself?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a pretty solid way, honestly, but
Speaker 2: like make sure it's down to like it's at like
Speaker 2: a downwards so it looks like execution style, like you're
Speaker 2: on your knees.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the best the best of shotgun through the job,
Speaker 1: attom of the job, because it'll get the job done well.
Speaker 1: But that you're not missing the point.
Speaker 2: That's the point though, that's the point that's not missing.
Speaker 1: You want to make it like somebody killed you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost like that yourself. No, that's funnier. You fall down.
Speaker 1: It's like someone tampered with.
Speaker 2: The people are gonna think them. Yeah, they might not
Speaker 2: even know if it's poisoning. Might just think you get
Speaker 2: a heart attack or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, I'm just saying. I'm just saying the
Speaker 1: toxicology they'll do. They don't they do that on people.
Speaker 2: They don't do people die, They just throw them away.
Speaker 2: I've seen it saying it's so insane. People promise you.
Speaker 3: When people are accused of have been poisoned by somebody else,
Speaker 3: that's usually like a slow drip thing. It's using that
Speaker 3: one big dose, right, because that usually like oh insinuates,
Speaker 3: Oh this person, you know, they they wanted to kill
Speaker 3: themselves versus this person over a period of time. So
Speaker 3: you have to be a trooper Chris and slowly poison
Speaker 3: yourself like over a month. And then so then when
Speaker 3: they do like the autopsy, like damn, somebody like destroy
Speaker 3: this dude's body over time and started rotting from the
Speaker 3: you know, from the insides and who did this? And
Speaker 3: then uh, you know you'll have a picture you're holding
Speaker 3: a picture at Kingston like die like that and people
Speaker 3: so you'll be the number one suspect.
Speaker 1: Stupid, what don't you care? Like I didn't do it,
Speaker 1: and that's it, and I would. I would, I would
Speaker 1: answer every question. I wouldn't be any sort of resistance.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, well, this guy, if this guy did
Speaker 1: do this, he really doesn't care to fight it. And
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. That's it. Let me you've you've
Speaker 1: been done? Did it been done? Did it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Is there ah?
Speaker 2: Is there anything else that happened that we should be
Speaker 2: aware of it or that we should mention. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm looking on um, I'm seeing random things on
Speaker 2: Twitter all over the place, like John Voight put out
Speaker 2: a video talking about I guess mom, Donnie.
Speaker 1: Oh he lives in New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an old, old New York actor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I remember there's a whole sign
Speaker 1: for there.
Speaker 2: I remember there's a whole Seinfeld episode about George buying
Speaker 2: a car purely because he thought John Voight owned it
Speaker 2: so he could go around saying like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: John Voyce car and it was just some different views,
Speaker 2: some dentist.
Speaker 1: Oh, a guy named John Voight. Yeah, like yeah, it
Speaker 1: starts off and he's like the well, first of all,
Speaker 1: he says, the mayor, that is just this is verbatim.
Speaker 2: By the way, the mayor that has just taken over
Speaker 2: New York is a Muslim.
Speaker 1: That's the first I went on Twitter. I went news
Speaker 1: and it says d n A and that Lissa suggest
Speaker 1: that Hitler had calm min syndrome and a micro penis.
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 3: I'm look, look, there's a lot of things right now.
Speaker 3: First of all, Chris was in the middle of something.
Speaker 3: That's the first and foremost. I was actually interested in
Speaker 3: hearing that. And this guy just completely ignores anything to
Speaker 3: talk about Hitler's Michael with.
Speaker 1: A reduce or absence mic. Can you do that from
Speaker 1: your end? Yes? All right, perfect, go ahead?
Speaker 2: Even was I even talking about I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: You're talking about John Voyd. Oh yeah, you're about Ara
Speaker 1: Money or something. Yeah, No, he's talking about uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. He has this video like for some reason
Speaker 1: he covered Ara Money. Go ahead, tell us Chris.
Speaker 2: He's weirdly a political guy, and so he's always he's
Speaker 2: just this old Republican guy. Yeah, but like this video
Speaker 2: is so funny of him just sitting there being like,
Speaker 2: I'm important to listen to me.
Speaker 1: This muscle is going to destroy the city, just like
Speaker 1: on nine to eleven. Remember that's crazy.
Speaker 3: He he's old school racist to where when I it
Speaker 3: makes so much sense. One of my favorite movies and
Speaker 3: it shouldn't be uh Varsity Blues. It's actually a very
Speaker 3: good fucking movie. Like it's it's one of those teen
Speaker 3: you know movies, but also it's rated R and the
Speaker 3: themes are completely serious, like drug heavy drug use in Texas,
Speaker 3: fucking the pressures of being a football state where the
Speaker 3: fucking parents are like overbearing and they only care about football,
Speaker 3: fucking uh suicide, racism, Like it's.
Speaker 1: It's a really good movie.
Speaker 3: It's fucking weird, but like John Voids the coach and
Speaker 3: I was like, god, John Voyd is so good in
Speaker 3: this role. And I got older, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: He just.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say, Von Joyce, I really said that, you
Speaker 2: were you were almost about to. I heard it. I
Speaker 2: heard it auto complete my brain, like, Von.
Speaker 1: That's great. It was a couple long. The longest start
Speaker 1: with Adam Sandler is that longest? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: did all Nelly, n word. It's all those freaking famous
Speaker 1: people you know, clearly like freaking stone Cold and freaking
Speaker 1: Goldberg and then who you clearly know they talk like that,
Speaker 1: are just calling Nelly the world.
Speaker 3: To his credit, I think he's kind of retarded because
Speaker 3: of some things I've heard him say about CTE where
Speaker 3: he doesn't believe in it, which I don't even understand
Speaker 3: how that works.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it, so it don't exist. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you have it. That was mean, so
Speaker 1: age I can't exist.
Speaker 2: I mean it's valid, valid, it's a valid perspective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know you've swayed me, Chris, just
Speaker 1: by saying.
Speaker 2: That, just by saying, yeah, we did we talk about
Speaker 2: I can't remember if we talked about this or not,
Speaker 2: but did we mention on this show.
Speaker 1: The the Steam Machine a little bit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about We talked about it a little bit.
Speaker 3: I mentioned that there was no price. I found out,
Speaker 3: so I found out through you. I didn't see it,
Speaker 3: and uh, you said that there was no price, which
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot now.
Speaker 1: And that's the one thing that it's the pending thing,
Speaker 1: like nobody knows. Nobody knows.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows because all the tariffs and everything, nothing, nothing's
Speaker 2: predictable anymore. So now nobody can be like it'll cost
Speaker 2: this much because they don't fucking know. Uh, absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a I've seen Dave Portnoy going around, Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 3: Because he was just crying about something that he was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm scared. Political violence is scary, and I'm like, aren't
Speaker 3: you like a violent piece of ship and call for
Speaker 3: the deaths of many people and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what is it about,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if it's something different. No, I
Speaker 1: mean he's he's been on a actually you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't even fuck Dave forty. Yeah, the only thing
Speaker 1: I know. Huh. We should just move out to questions.
Speaker 1: We got a lot. You know, you didn't talk about
Speaker 1: Hitler's micro penis enough though we've known. This is not
Speaker 1: new information.
Speaker 3: Really, I have heard this before absolutely every once in
Speaker 3: a while, some stuff like I saw like Kyle Kolinsky
Speaker 3: Vito recently and I don't remember the subject, but I
Speaker 3: was like, whoa, this is like five years old, like
Speaker 3: one of a It was like something surfaced and I
Speaker 3: was like, I've heard about this a long time ago.
Speaker 3: This is kind of weird that that this is this happened,
Speaker 3: and I guess it happens every once in a while, right,
Speaker 3: the new cycle comes back up and people think it's
Speaker 3: a fresh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I've definitely heard that before, Like
Speaker 2: that's something that I've heard distinctly, like maybe even like
Speaker 2: nine years ago or something. It's pretty old information, so
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's cropping up again. Also, it's
Speaker 2: so dumb because it's like, I love the idea of
Speaker 2: being like Hitler was cool, but.
Speaker 1: Now that I know he is a micro penis, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't funk with him anymore.
Speaker 2: Now I don't really funk with him, Like, I don't
Speaker 2: think that's really I don't think that's really a priority
Speaker 2: for a lot of these people.
Speaker 1: Have created a Fortnite what yeah that?
Speaker 2: Why would I'm so I'm surprised, Like what everybody they
Speaker 2: really they really jumped the shark with this one.
Speaker 1: I didn't see so he's really I think he's so
Speaker 1: cringe now. I don't know why I think this music
Speaker 1: is so not I don't. Definitely he was definitely definitely
Speaker 1: pretty gay back then, more gay now definitely pretty gay.
Speaker 2: It was like he's objectively he's objectively more gay now. Uh,
Speaker 2: I guess objectively and you hate him and just and
Speaker 2: as a coincidence.
Speaker 1: I just think his music is I don't know, because
Speaker 1: it's a coincidence that you hate him amore now because
Speaker 1: of the fact that his music from back then still
Speaker 1: doesn't bang to me the same way it used to,
Speaker 1: because I'm just not a child anymore. So it's interesting
Speaker 1: because I feel like as an artist, he just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think Igor was just not it for me,
Speaker 1: even though it's technically a really good album. Music like
Speaker 1: Construction Wise just never really bop for me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then after that, like com Gloss had some hitters
Speaker 1: on it, and then this album has some hitters on
Speaker 1: it too. But it's like, I just I can't find
Speaker 1: myself listening to him anymore. But I fuck with Earl
Speaker 1: even more than I did before, which is crazy. I
Speaker 1: think Earl is probably like my second favorite artist period.
Speaker 1: Are you still homosexual? He refeel water real quick? It's homosexual?
Speaker 1: What about that was homosexual? Well, you used to be
Speaker 1: attracted to Tyler.
Speaker 3: Now you're attracted to Earl physically, yes, sexually insane, that's
Speaker 3: what I mean. That's what like, that's the thing that
Speaker 3: you're confused about You're like, oh, I don't know to
Speaker 3: really fuck with Tyler.
Speaker 1: Look the way used to women. So, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. That's just I'm not that's
Speaker 1: not right. I don't know, man. You just you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta work it out. How to work it out?
Speaker 3: It's it's what well, because you you didn't you didn't
Speaker 3: completely understand why you don't funk with Tyler. You said
Speaker 3: it's because you're you've grown up. But the thing is,
Speaker 3: usually people can still appreciate the music that they grew
Speaker 3: up with.
Speaker 1: I can, that's true. I still I still appreciate tron
Speaker 1: Cat albums. The song's crazy, but I appreciate tron Cat yonkers.
Speaker 1: I appreciate.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think is that I fun with Sam? Is that
Speaker 1: still a good song? I think you're very gay dude.
Speaker 1: Oh there have you heard the song pig before? I'm
Speaker 1: not sure it's just a pig by, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: him pretty much.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: From perspective of a show, scooter, a school shoot, a
Speaker 1: shore scooter, you know, shooter Frankie Adams.
Speaker 3: Uh, she was in the expanse. She was like the Asian.
Speaker 3: She looks of Polynesian. She's in fucking because to me,
Speaker 3: I'm like, is this showy and relevant? It fucking didn't
Speaker 3: finish a while ago, but she's in a call it.
Speaker 3: She's in Black Ops New Black Ops.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah? And I was like, what's the expanse finished? Though?
Speaker 1: Well not really the show finished, this show, which is
Speaker 1: crazy because they just got to the crazy part. It
Speaker 1: just got to the crazy what I mean.
Speaker 2: So people are like, Derek, do you know did you
Speaker 2: ever watch I Love New York? Uh? Was that the
Speaker 2: with the New York chip VH one show that was
Speaker 2: that came from?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah she did. You guys both know?
Speaker 1: Do you guys both see that that show? I definitely
Speaker 1: remember you were? Do you were a Chance from that show? Yes?
Speaker 2: He's in Alan Wake? What do you mean he's in
Speaker 2: Alan Wake.
Speaker 1: Too, Like he's one of the voice actors. No, it's him,
Speaker 1: he's just in this that's like as Chance. They fucking
Speaker 1: like scanned him into the game.
Speaker 2: They scanned it into the game and he is he says,
Speaker 2: I aim Chance from I Love right.
Speaker 1: See, this is like you're going too far with it.
Speaker 1: This is fucking it's his fucking dad's humor. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. Let's don't get why you
Speaker 1: do that he did.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to break everything so we can segue onto questions.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of questions from our patriots over
Speaker 2: at Patriot.
Speaker 1: There was a Real Chance a Love. That was a show,
Speaker 1: A Real Chance I Love with a spinoff Who I Love?
Speaker 1: It was a spinoff, the spin off I Love Flavor Blow.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking pyramid scheme. It's fucking insane. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Chance I love?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Real chance of love? Your chance I love? I remember
Speaker 1: he threatened to cut somebody on the show would be
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: Would laugh so hard about it we quoted to each
Speaker 2: other's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That hair is crazy man. His name is Camale Gibbings.
Speaker 1: He looks like fucking Rick James. That's just chance. The
Speaker 1: rabbis is that chance Rappers, I don't think this is
Speaker 1: real name chance. He's dead? He what do you mean? Okay?
Speaker 1: Unless this is a fucking bulls it says, it says.
Speaker 3: No, fucking Ahmad Givens star a vig One's Real Chance
Speaker 3: of Love dies at thirty three.
Speaker 1: No, that's what it's saying. He's alive. Report the Hollywood
Speaker 1: Reporter dot com.
Speaker 3: Unless they're talking about somebody within that is maybe his
Speaker 3: name is his name, Maybe his name isn't.
Speaker 1: Oh it is what the fun is the Hollywood Reporter
Speaker 1: name is his name is Kamal Givens. So no Ahmad
Speaker 1: Givens is what I'm saying, Well, his Ad Givens probably not.
Speaker 1: Kamal Givens is the guy named Chance and.
Speaker 3: He's Ad Givens dead, real Chance. I'm getting International Business Times.
Speaker 1: Callamal Givens is his name not? As is his brother
Speaker 1: my brother, and he was on the show as well.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I'm gonna but I.
Speaker 2: Guess he was, Like I mean, probably if it was
Speaker 2: his show, he probably got his whole family on it.
Speaker 2: That I had no I had no concept that this
Speaker 2: was even a thing. His name is on off sounds
Speaker 2: k A M A L. I don't know if there
Speaker 2: was an h in there.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: Listen, We're gonna move on to questions immediately after that.
Speaker 1: How did they pull that guy? And his brother's name
Speaker 1: is real? I remember Real. Yeah, he was on I
Speaker 1: Love New York he as well. Yeah, So that so
Speaker 1: that that's what they were showing me. They were showing
Speaker 1: me him. Gotcha stupid. I wouldn't say, yo, he died,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I'm pretty sure I love she chose that guy.
Speaker 1: What his name is the fancy was his name is fancy? Right?
Speaker 2: God got to help you if you can remember who
Speaker 2: one I loved.
Speaker 3: There's only there's only like probably two percent of our
Speaker 3: audience that even like, oh, I yeah, I definitely remember
Speaker 3: New York from fucking a Flavor of Love.
Speaker 1: I remember. Yeah, that's the whole the idea. We're even
Speaker 1: talking about this right now. I love that Michaels. What
Speaker 1: was his show called Rock of Rock of Love, of Love,
Speaker 1: that piece of Ship. And then there was that other one.
Speaker 1: Was it Tequila?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What was the one with she had a big ass head.
Speaker 1: I remember her being like that guy has a bit
Speaker 1: though she does have Nazi. She does have like a
Speaker 1: head totally. You're lying, like actually straight up type in
Speaker 1: tequila Nazi. You're lying, but put it in.
Speaker 2: Put it in tila tequila Nazi. I always spelled tequila
Speaker 2: with eight sixes.
Speaker 1: Uh oh yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2: Has gained notoriety for numerous controver controversial comments and actions
Speaker 2: related to Nazis and Adolf Hitler uh pro pro Hitler statements.
Speaker 2: In a December twenty thirteen blog posts, she was early
Speaker 2: why I sympathized with Hitler?
Speaker 1: Part one?
Speaker 2: You guin Nick Wentz was just jerking off to Tilo
Speaker 2: Tequila and then like this is how he this is
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 1: Maybe why is it that's with Hitler? Part one?
Speaker 2: True history unveiled. She referred to the Nazi leader as
Speaker 2: a good man and a man of compassion. She also
Speaker 2: had referred to him as Hitler herself as Hitler reborn.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, hit Tila, hit Tila.
Speaker 1: I never heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was, I was very I was like, holy fuck, dude,
Speaker 3: I remember when this bitch was like she was a
Speaker 3: she used to have a MySpace page, a music page,
Speaker 3: and she was one of like the bigger ones, like
Speaker 3: one of the bigger acts.
Speaker 1: And I was like this music sucks, but she was
Speaker 1: so popular. Those are the days. Yeah. Her older boyfriend
Speaker 1: oh later was arrested San Diego District Man. We gotta
Speaker 1: get her on luckily, strangled and retent. Apparently she was luckily.
Speaker 1: You think you can get her on the pod, it
Speaker 1: probably can't go. I'm gonna do. We would, we would
Speaker 1: turn one of those things he would turn into a
Speaker 1: local podcast. We are already so tangentially close to like that,
Speaker 1: because a local it's it's heel to. This is a
Speaker 1: famous person. Okay, never mind then, yeah, I forget it.
Speaker 1: Have you seen just clearly Fantana.
Speaker 3: He has been dming like celebrities voice messages recommending the music.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen. Okay, he's been like on a
Speaker 1: little run doing.
Speaker 2: I saw him on like an I saw him do
Speaker 2: like a Ninja warrior thing or something like like some crazy.
Speaker 1: Probably the Spartan thing or whatever, like the Spartan thing.
Speaker 1: He was running like you.
Speaker 2: I think he ran from the United States to Australia.
Speaker 1: Damn. That's pretty good. Yeah, good for him, man, I'm proud.
Speaker 1: That's better than any human ever.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, it's not like it becomes a lot less
Speaker 2: impressive when you realize that he was really just kind
Speaker 2: of hopping from one fish to the other.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like he was running on water. Probably more
Speaker 1: impressive actually, because they can control fish and then lands
Speaker 1: on them. Magic get this halibit perfect platform. It's like
Speaker 1: a little and he's getting he's getting he's getting like
Speaker 1: the fucking Mario audio things like you know he's doing
Speaker 1: perfect jumps. Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 3: If I saw anyway that point, I would I think
Speaker 3: I would just end it off, like I give clearly
Speaker 3: not alive.
Speaker 1: I'm in a coma. Someone them plug me, please, I'm
Speaker 1: clearly not a lie. That's insane. Instead of instead of
Speaker 1: venturing further to see what else is in the universe,
Speaker 1: like kill me, go ahead and kill me. I think
Speaker 1: it's Yeah, I think it's a perfect I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, whatever we're gonna read, we're gonna read our questions now,
Speaker 2: remember going to Patroonic complast a snart tank. If you
Speaker 2: want to ask us a question, if you want to
Speaker 2: send us a statement, you want to give us some
Speaker 2: little stories to read on air.
Speaker 1: Just blow my fucking head off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, interrupt me. Yeah, So we're gonna go. You have
Speaker 2: something to say, you about to say something else.
Speaker 1: You can't even read. You can't even message tequila. Bullshit,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. What is she in jail? I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to.
Speaker 3: Like I thought if I followed her it would unearth
Speaker 3: the messages. There's just nothing there.
Speaker 1: It's just not Oh she.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's probably not just not reachable. She only has
Speaker 2: sixteen thousand followers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, Era, she's from like such a long time,
Speaker 1: Like she's not well. I mean, no one our fans
Speaker 1: we're talking about this John Liftow, but ninety percent of
Speaker 1: our fans I don't know who she is. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like that's that's kind of crazy, isn't. Who's John Liftgow?
Speaker 1: Oh to be fair, Oh, to be fair, John Liftow
Speaker 1: is fucking first of all, John John didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He just said that.
Speaker 2: John Leftow is from Third Rock from this from my
Speaker 2: gun is he's Lord Farquad and Shred.
Speaker 1: How are you comparing those two people? How are you
Speaker 1: comparing those people? What are you saying in different places? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But John Lofgott was an actor from Iconic Things opposed
Speaker 1: to from I just know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying the Lord the voice of Lord Farquad
Speaker 2: as one hundred and sixty one thousand follow.
Speaker 1: That makes that makes sense? But he hasn't. That's his
Speaker 1: most recent thing was t Tequila's Height was more recent.
Speaker 1: That's one he did. He did Dexter. He was a
Speaker 1: killer in Dexter. Dexter isn't real. He forgot. It's not
Speaker 1: a real show.
Speaker 3: Sorry, okay her her last post. This makes a lot
Speaker 3: of sense the last post. So this is completely inactive.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that it's still like around and it even
Speaker 3: has looking at it. I'm like, oh, I forgot that
Speaker 3: Instagram used to have these like filters and ship that
Speaker 3: you could put on this.
Speaker 1: This is so old that like around that's actually insane.
Speaker 3: Instagram first started, it looked like a camera that the
Speaker 3: icon in like twenty twelve like it.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, this is blowing my mind.
Speaker 2: I remember when that were you do you remember when
Speaker 2: the YouTube icon looked like a fucking nineteen seventies television shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, long time ago on the app. Yeah, long time ago.
Speaker 1: Very weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, finally we're gonna read questions from our patrons now.
Speaker 2: Uh so be prepared.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's get roll Fizzle Beef Rode in stop lips backing.
Speaker 2: So that's evil, it says, Hey Stark boys, benefan of
Speaker 2: Chris stuff since twenty sixteen, but this is my first
Speaker 2: time riding in Welcome Aboard. My question for all of
Speaker 2: you is what is the most depressing, painful, gut punch
Speaker 2: moment you've experienced in a video game?
Speaker 1: TV? Show or a movie.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna say something like from Xpission thirty threes,
Speaker 2: give me a heads up because I haven't played I
Speaker 2: haven't had the chance to play it yet.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I didn't have anything. I mean, look.
Speaker 2: Expertly thir threes, but like the biggest, the biggest, the
Speaker 2: most depressing, painful, gut punch moment. Honestly, I'm gonna be real,
Speaker 2: is uh. When Spider Man three was ending the first
Speaker 2: time I was watching, and I realized that I didn't
Speaker 2: have that much fun watching it, like I understood. I
Speaker 2: understood that, like, oh, there's only like twenty more minutes
Speaker 2: left to this, huh.
Speaker 1: I just remember sinking, mmm, I just sinking so hard.
Speaker 2: I remember being like, all right, I like that movie now,
Speaker 2: but like right right, not fun for a kid, right,
Speaker 2: It's not a fun movie for a kid at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I don't know, you know, know,
Speaker 1: as I feel like I have, I have gut punches,
Speaker 1: I know quite a few. To me, I would say for.
Speaker 3: The final episode, was pretty crazy for me that that
Speaker 3: didn't feel good the final episode, because you're just like
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: That's how it ends. No from if Anything an episode
Speaker 1: I really fucked me. Game with Thrones was what you
Speaker 1: call it, the uh the Fight of Winter foul. That
Speaker 1: shit made me so sad. John Snow was trapped behind
Speaker 1: a rock because a dragon was breathing fired, and then
Speaker 1: he got up and yelled at the dragon before and
Speaker 1: then it was about the murder him and it fell apart,
Speaker 1: and I was like, excuse me, look, I excuse me.
Speaker 3: That whole sequence, the fact that like that dragon could
Speaker 3: even destroy like it's hard. I I feel like that
Speaker 3: should be blocked from your memory. You have to use suspension.
Speaker 3: It was destroying so much one rock it could have
Speaker 3: blessed the ice wall. It fucking it epsteined the ice wall,
Speaker 3: it destroyed it. And then just a little bit of
Speaker 3: a brick and mortar, it was a little bit of rock.
Speaker 3: It's like it just it was the strongest protected, you know.
Speaker 3: It's you have to get past that ship. And I
Speaker 3: made it past it. And then I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: this series is ending like this. That didn't feel I
Speaker 3: feel like I need a shower.
Speaker 1: You know. It was god awful. It was god awful.
Speaker 1: It just kept getting worse and worse as the episodes
Speaker 1: were going on. You're like, oh my god. The six
Speaker 1: was bad too, was bad in some right, but season
Speaker 1: seven I was like, season six, I will if this
Speaker 1: look I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be completely fair, knowing what
Speaker 3: I know now, I would say I would if if
Speaker 3: the show just ended with see if it was in
Speaker 3: six at Christ, it would I would be less angry
Speaker 3: because I'd be like, oh, they clearly didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: Something happened, versus, let's wrap this bitch up so we
Speaker 3: can go make some Star Wars money.
Speaker 1: Like, it just feels that they didn't end up doing
Speaker 1: They were like, no, thank you. They were like, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, that's crazy. Look what you did. Get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. I mean, thanks to them, I
Speaker 1: got the final season the Clone Wars. You know, so thanks,
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, thank you gave my final season.
Speaker 1: Give my like my favorite season of television. But like, also,
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Your favorite season of television is the Clone Wars.
Speaker 1: The finals. The Clone Wars is like the fact the
Speaker 1: final four episodes of Clone Wars is almost as good
Speaker 1: as end Or, I would think, and I think and
Speaker 1: Or is the best television show ever. I think that
Speaker 1: show is just fucking crazy. But but it doesn't have
Speaker 1: the best season in television. No, I think Clone Wars
Speaker 1: has the best. But that's also personal attachment.
Speaker 2: Is an and or one season? Oh, it's two seasons.
Speaker 1: Well, it's pretty good. That's dumb. Yeah, the uh, you're
Speaker 1: dumb and likely gay. It's not as good as season
Speaker 1: six of The Nanny. I think season six of The
Speaker 1: Nanny is pretty.
Speaker 2: There's six seasons, and I think so. Actually, I think
Speaker 2: I'll give a solid five.
Speaker 1: There is five.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see how many I get text Ben Ben
Speaker 2: watched the whole show season? How many seasons of ny
Speaker 2: are there? That's all that is kind of wild to
Speaker 2: watch the entirety of The Nanny.
Speaker 1: It's a good show. There are exact actly six seasons. Nice.
Speaker 1: That's weird. How you knew that? I didn't this?
Speaker 2: This is just like the nineteen seventy seven Star Wars thing. M.
Speaker 2: I'm good at guessing.
Speaker 1: I think it's subconsciously in your mind. I think you.
Speaker 1: I think you looked it up once and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep this in here. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: important to me. I know you want to bang friend dresser,
Speaker 1: so you.
Speaker 2: Knew you know, you know, you know a lot of
Speaker 2: I mean probably Honestly, I could not imagine her sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just get that. Send me really, that would
Speaker 1: send me, really, send me put a gag. Help might
Speaker 1: help you never know. Hey, the world is bavy, you know,
Speaker 1: let's hurt this up. I guess it didn't make too
Speaker 1: much noise. Let's see, let's happen to the disabilities. I
Speaker 1: don't know, that's not the disabilities. Whatever happened to my disabilities? Both? Wait,
Speaker 1: flushing the vaccine made me sick? Whatever? Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, whatever happened to those people who were like shivering,
Speaker 2: like fake shivering? Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, yeah, they were doing like the Harlem shake ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone's just a follow up.
Speaker 2: Someone should a follow up on those people and see
Speaker 2: if they're still shaking.
Speaker 1: I know they're not. You know, it's funny. They go
Speaker 1: to a stop light and they start shaking and they
Speaker 1: shake right into traffic and they get a Yeah it
Speaker 1: has been a while, we haven't seen any shakers.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. I love that. It's like now that.
Speaker 3: It's now that the pandemic's over, there's no no, no
Speaker 3: one shaking anymore. The shakers in the movie the vaccine
Speaker 3: doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Trump canonically running ahead first into a glass door
Speaker 1: rode in. He says, if it was found there, he
Speaker 1: was in the that's a part of the emails. He
Speaker 1: was so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Trump was so distracted, like watching like some girls, I
Speaker 3: think they were swimming or some ship, and then like
Speaker 3: there's the glass door. It's like basically like a fucking
Speaker 3: fly or a bird that can't tell that there's a
Speaker 3: fucking glass there. Trump did one of those.
Speaker 2: Well look to be fair, like some glasses, real clean.
Speaker 3: I can't say that's ever happened to me, but hey,
Speaker 3: I've definitely bubpeted a glass before, well when I was.
Speaker 1: A kid, or like in the dark or something makes sense,
Speaker 1: you know, you get bumpetable.
Speaker 2: Dark makes less sense because it's it would it would
Speaker 2: contrast like the glass would reflect any kind of light,
Speaker 2: so it's actually more visible.
Speaker 1: I guess I was. I was thinking, like Pitch Black,
Speaker 1: ba I got you. Yeah, well Pitch Black, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: probably did a every But so I know I did
Speaker 1: not know that. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: But if it was found out that Sweeny was in
Speaker 2: the Epstein files and you cannot get rid of him.
Speaker 2: You're also contracted to do twenty more episodes with him.
Speaker 2: How do you ride that of that situation out? Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, Kingston's age is just does not work.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't. He'd he was he was a victim
Speaker 1: in the files. He was Che's victim.
Speaker 2: That was because it's like, it's like don was in
Speaker 2: the Epstein Files, Like, okay, he was blessed. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: he's like by the time he would be old enough
Speaker 2: to even be a perpetrator, that situation would have already happened.
Speaker 3: I love the idea it would never They still wouldn't
Speaker 3: use that logic though, instead of being oh, we can't
Speaker 3: use this, this John boy would still make a video.
Speaker 1: Did you know, Mam, Donnie was in the Epstein files
Speaker 1: that little boy raped that billionaire. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't believe what I just heard out of my country. Rapist,
Speaker 1: Muslim rapist, Muslim baby.
Speaker 4: You know, there's plastic in all of our semen. Now
Speaker 4: he the poorest people, the middle class people, there's seem
Speaker 4: there's plastic.
Speaker 1: In this semen of billionaires. You know how bad that is?
Speaker 1: Kids eat that, kids eat that. Hell, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: good joke. It's a good joke. I heard it somewhere.
Speaker 1: I can't take right for it a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like I heard it too, but
Speaker 2: I don't remember. That is earnestly an all timer joke,
Speaker 2: like the idea of just like oh man, it's even
Speaker 2: there's plastic and there's plastic and billionaire Seemen.
Speaker 1: That's great, kids, kids, he's that. It's like, I love it.
Speaker 2: I wish I could. I guess I could remember the
Speaker 2: comedian who did it. Yeah, but uh some guy I
Speaker 2: never saw before I never saw again. But uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean we would still, we would just continue to
Speaker 2: do the show because case it would be just a
Speaker 2: rape vict if anything, would just have more ammo.
Speaker 1: So like I think, uh, bother mean is that what
Speaker 1: bother me is that, like I I don't know about it.
Speaker 2: It's not like or even worse or even worse. You
Speaker 2: were there and you just genuinely just didn't know you
Speaker 2: were kind of like you know, like when yeah, like
Speaker 2: like when you bring when like a when some people
Speaker 2: bring up a kid to like an adult party or
Speaker 2: like a party for adults and then on the couch.
Speaker 1: My grandma let me be there, right and that bothers me.
Speaker 1: Then I would severely change the tone of how much
Speaker 1: I think when I think about my grandmother.
Speaker 3: Or what if uh, because like I don't know exactly
Speaker 3: what when this happened, right, you might have been like
Speaker 3: at like an infant, and then soteen dad brought you
Speaker 3: there and was like.
Speaker 5: Stay here, young boy.
Speaker 1: I got to take care of some business with Epstein.
Speaker 1: And then you start hearing like flintstone, flintstone, like feet flintsteed.
Speaker 1: Wait when you.
Speaker 3: Start hearing all these things and you're entertained because you're
Speaker 3: hearing cool noises, but it's really you're hearing rape.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's that's so fucking crazy. That is insane, laughing,
Speaker 1: here's something laughing. And then it just freak. My dad
Speaker 1: comes out fucking in a room like going, don't cry,
Speaker 1: We're going on an island vacation. Yeah, all expenses paid,
Speaker 1: all expenses paid. I've known this made for a years.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. You're safe with him. There's been a cake
Speaker 1: after in his life. He's not even I have known
Speaker 1: Epstein family for centuries. He's a fucking cryptid. Live for
Speaker 1: fifty decades being the child of a cryptid, is probably
Speaker 1: an interesting story. Yeah, moth kid like my dad, my
Speaker 1: dad like he's.
Speaker 3: Born, he's born relatively human, but he's like, yeah, my
Speaker 3: dad is the Jersey Devil, Like that's my father. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like Western's Kid, right, it works Ala
Speaker 3: car Technically it's like yeah my dad, Oh yeah, Elo
Speaker 3: card is that his dad's a cryptid?
Speaker 2: I guess crypt to I mean technically speaking, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: He literally is. Well, I don't know what the exact
Speaker 1: definition of.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dracula wouldn't fall into the maybe hold on,
Speaker 2: let me look, a Dracula is a famous monster.
Speaker 1: I think Dracula is just older. So we don't call
Speaker 1: them encrypted, because there's why cry crypted.
Speaker 2: A cryptid is a creature or plant whose existence has
Speaker 2: been claimed but not scientifically proven.
Speaker 1: Literally, is a cryptid fall in that category. It's just
Speaker 1: like if you know one.
Speaker 3: Because when people talk about the famous monsters, they don't
Speaker 3: consider like you know, like Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummy, visible man.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they're not crypt They're just famous, uh,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So the so AI tells us, so, you know, take
Speaker 2: this with a grain of salt.
Speaker 1: That Elvis. I hate that.
Speaker 2: I hate that you can't easily opt out of this.
Speaker 2: By the way, it says, no, Dracula is not a cryptid.
Speaker 2: He's a fictional character from literature, though his character was
Speaker 2: inspired by the historical figure Vladi Impaler. Cryptid is a creature. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I guess that makes sense. So it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: cryptid isn't based on.
Speaker 3: It's not an actual like what's that what's his name?
Speaker 3: The no, the guy that actually wrote it. I forget
Speaker 3: his name, Sam, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's I think it's. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess Dracula has too much basis in reality, so
Speaker 1: he can't be a c because he's just like, oh
Speaker 1: I just fucking uh the yeah, the Vlad Tempest or whatever.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like call it's kind of like
Speaker 2: calling the Hitler character from Dragon Ball, who's like based
Speaker 2: on Hitler but is in Hitler. It's like, it's almost
Speaker 2: like calling him a cryptid because he's like he's like
Speaker 2: based on a famous you know.
Speaker 1: That's not that's so strange, because I feel like it's
Speaker 1: just I feel like the only difference genuinely is time.
Speaker 2: I feel like because because the tuop of Cobbra isn't
Speaker 2: based on like Fred, I.
Speaker 1: Guess it's based on a person, but it's still it's
Speaker 1: there's both fan fictions. Sure, I think it's.
Speaker 3: More of like urban legend versus like this somebody calculate
Speaker 3: someone wrote this, someone wrote this and came up with
Speaker 3: this like Cthulhu, you know.
Speaker 1: Like there's no story, there's no.
Speaker 3: Not really because it's it's not like a it was
Speaker 3: that an urban was that like some did that come?
Speaker 3: Because I feel like a cryptid is something like.
Speaker 1: A HP Lovecraft is. He's definitely a cryptid making he
Speaker 1: just I know.
Speaker 2: So AI tells me. Yet again, No, Cathulu is not
Speaker 2: a crypto. It's just like a character that somebody just
Speaker 2: made up, right, versus I guess saying spider Man there
Speaker 2: made up though the crypt would technically be true, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: But like Kingston trying to argue that, oh, enough time
Speaker 1: has impass for spider Man to be considered, you know, like,
Speaker 1: let's let's check that spider Man would be spider Man.
Speaker 2: Sider Man would be a good would be a good cryptid,
Speaker 2: like if nobody, if nobody, if he wasn't a hero,
Speaker 2: if nobody if Stanley never wrote a story about him
Speaker 2: and people were just like, is that a guy?
Speaker 1: Like swinging in the dark? The funk was that, you know,
Speaker 1: and people be like, that was the spider Man.
Speaker 2: It's like a spider Man like that, Like that's I
Speaker 2: think what it needs to be in order to be
Speaker 2: considered a cryptid. I agree, which we completely ignored in
Speaker 2: our episode of Uh what is It? Where we made
Speaker 2: uh Independence Day and we just had aliens fighting cryptids
Speaker 2: and we were just scrounging to like we were just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, the fucking the ring girl whatever, I.
Speaker 1: Guess I think.
Speaker 3: I mean, we had a line of good ones in there.
Speaker 3: I mean NeSSI is definitely the Luckness monsters.
Speaker 1: Carried thing that was the Luckness Monster and not a
Speaker 1: cryptid because it is a crypti because there's not enough
Speaker 1: proof for it to be right, like because it's not
Speaker 1: a fucking book the like like sas based off of
Speaker 1: what you call it though, Like the idea of that
Speaker 1: thing is based off a straight of animal, but that's
Speaker 1: not a fella.
Speaker 3: It's like an animal that doesn't actually exist. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's this monster creature. I don't not anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe maybe in some Jurassic times there was
Speaker 1: something like it, but fucking if.
Speaker 2: There was, Like if there was a character that was like,
Speaker 2: oh it was like a guy in a suit with
Speaker 2: a velocirafter head. The velociraptors are dead. They did exist,
Speaker 2: so that would be that would be encryptied.
Speaker 1: So let's say if I if I made if I
Speaker 1: made a cryptid and his name was the the the
Speaker 1: the Jasmine Town Jorkin Jenker, right, sure, and he was
Speaker 1: and he was a he was a creature who busted
Speaker 1: literally ocean folds of come and he would wipe out cities.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I I made him up now, and I kind of
Speaker 1: spread the word about him when he be encrypted. But
Speaker 1: I didn't, right, I didn't write anything that. I didn't
Speaker 1: write anything down. I didn't publish anything. I think genuinely,
Speaker 1: I think, I earnestly think that would count.
Speaker 2: It would like the Yonkers Yoinker that we came up
Speaker 2: with many many episodes ago.
Speaker 1: That's a cryptis yeah, see, And the Youngest Yoinker works
Speaker 1: because it could be there's a little bit of it's
Speaker 1: somewhat in the realm of like reality where it could
Speaker 1: actually scare someone Kingston over shoots with taking out towns
Speaker 1: have come town I think towns out like if you cause,
Speaker 1: I think there are towns that just kind of go missing.
Speaker 3: So if you take happens, so you have to you
Speaker 3: have to be very calculated with your urban legend though,
Speaker 3: So how often is if this is such a.
Speaker 1: There's at least two towns that have been wiped away
Speaker 1: with coming that, So it comes like every couple hundred
Speaker 1: years or something, every couple every every couple hundred years
Speaker 1: he comes in. He's you can see how big and
Speaker 1: red his balls are. It's like, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: Judgmine Town, Janker George. That's more.
Speaker 2: That's more of an urban legend, and that's more of
Speaker 2: an urban legend than a cryptoid.
Speaker 1: The same time, well, I think be an urban legend, sure,
Speaker 1: but I think of it only I think so.
Speaker 2: But like I think the fact that like it only
Speaker 2: happens every couple hundred years, I think that cryptoe.
Speaker 1: Between said naked more of an urban legend. I think
Speaker 1: urban legends and cryptos are I thought, I think crypts
Speaker 1: come from urban legends. Not every cryptic cryptid is an
Speaker 1: urban legend. But wait no, not an urban leg wait, wait, how.
Speaker 2: There's By the way, the weirdest person in the world
Speaker 2: is getting so frustrated right now.
Speaker 1: I bet I knows everything about these He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking cryptozoologist, and I you don't know what
Speaker 2: the fun you're talking about, don't know what you're you're doing.
Speaker 1: I went I went to a school. I made up guys, one.
Speaker 2: Of my that is, I went to crypto zoology school.
Speaker 2: I you know, sometimes you can be cited.
Speaker 1: Like he comes in like a little wagon and the
Speaker 1: wagon holding his balls and he just like fucking like
Speaker 1: hyper beams a city away of Come. He's like, good,
Speaker 1: what's the name of that place that went missing? It
Speaker 1: was him? You should really, just because if you want
Speaker 1: to install fear into people, you gotta make it more personal,
Speaker 1: Like because like an entire city you get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here? What do you what is it? A meteor?
Speaker 3: Like nobody's ever experienced a media right, Like that's been alive. Really,
Speaker 3: that's wiped out a city. Come, I'm gonna move on
Speaker 3: is way too. You gotta make it like he he
Speaker 3: comes people to death, because then people get scared because
Speaker 3: oh there's a possibility that he can show up and
Speaker 3: come me to death.
Speaker 1: It's like the tab comes your door down. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: I had the lambs blood, how did you get in?
Speaker 1: It was actually it was it was actually a sheep.
Speaker 1: It was too old. You're like, Nope, you can do that.
Speaker 3: Why don't you fuck your kids up like that? Tell
Speaker 3: them that stale And then every every like you know,
Speaker 3: Friday the thirteenth, you hang up condoms on your door
Speaker 3: or something to prevent them.
Speaker 1: I would I'm first of all, I'm probably not having kids,
Speaker 1: and second of all, I would not do that.
Speaker 3: So my children, Well, first of all, I'm gonna make
Speaker 3: you have kids, and second of all, you're definitely gonna
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's first of all, I'm gonna make your children real
Speaker 2: Firth Anyway, the it says gullible on my profile picture
Speaker 2: wrote and he says this question would fit better fit
Speaker 2: in better on that other gay podcast Chris is a
Speaker 2: part of. But I'm gonna ask it anyway. With the
Speaker 2: recent reveal of Valve's Gabe Cube, like the how over
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How over is it?
Speaker 2: For Sony, Microsoft and even Nintendo considering that this ship
Speaker 2: is one hundred percent cent going to be an emulation station.
Speaker 2: I'm asking I'm asking you a lot of questions lately,
Speaker 2: but I'm feeling greedy and gay. Thank you for keeping
Speaker 2: my coworkers at the factory safe for my wrath, No problem, dude,
Speaker 2: whoa uh.
Speaker 1: Over for them? That's gonna definitely be. It is definitely
Speaker 1: putting Microsoft on the badspot. But yeah, that's the only one. Microsoft.
Speaker 2: Microsoft is the only one that is like really undercut
Speaker 2: by this because this was their entire point. This was
Speaker 2: like their entire pivot. So many I don't think cares.
Speaker 2: The way they look at it is like they sell
Speaker 2: games on Steam and they benefit from it. Like if
Speaker 2: you see like the trajectory of like a lot of
Speaker 2: PlayStation games, like when they go over to PC. The
Speaker 2: interest fell really really hard after the first couple because
Speaker 2: like the novelty of like, oh, PlayStation games on PC,
Speaker 2: whoa that kind of faded away, which indicates that like
Speaker 2: anybody with a PC now is perfectly happy there, and
Speaker 2: they were never going to buy a PlayStation anyway, So
Speaker 2: they're not really losing anything. They're just selling more copies
Speaker 2: to other people who wouldn't have otherwise bought their games. Microsoft,
Speaker 2: Microsoft is a is in a rough situation with that
Speaker 2: because they're nobody's buying their shit. And to the effect
Speaker 2: that like I like I would. I was all over
Speaker 2: the idea of like a PC like a like a
Speaker 2: PC console hybrid. If I could have my old Xbox
Speaker 2: games and and you know, every every PC store on
Speaker 2: a machine and Microsoft is gonna do that, I'd be like, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound too bad. But now that this thing
Speaker 2: is common, I'm like, oh, well, that's gonna be the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it'll I don't know how many
Speaker 2: units it'illa. I don't think it's gonna be like a
Speaker 2: massive market thing.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd be surprised if it's sold more
Speaker 2: than ten million units. But like a lot of people
Speaker 2: are gonna care. It's gonna be a big thing. I know,
Speaker 2: depending on price, of course. I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: My my my low ball guess is nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: My high ball guess is twelve hundred.
Speaker 2: Twelve hundred is crazy. I feel like maybe I feel
Speaker 2: like seven to nine is probably a fair a fair
Speaker 2: It would.
Speaker 3: Be foolish to be over a g just because I
Speaker 3: feel like so, Microsoft, you might as well get a
Speaker 3: PC at that point. Yeah, especially that's what's gonna be
Speaker 3: as powerful as that fucking machine. Like it's not like this,
Speaker 3: this thing, the Gabe Cube is not going to be
Speaker 3: a top end PC. So yeah, invest like a grand
Speaker 3: or just a couple hundred more dollars and get a
Speaker 3: slid right now, twelve hundred dollars, especially during like a
Speaker 3: Black Friday sale or a big Cyber Monday or whatever.
Speaker 1: Can get you a pretty good fucking rig. Get you
Speaker 1: probably a fucking uh GTX, like something in the four
Speaker 1: four thousand range, you know, like one thousand dollars you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean is the four thousand GTX. What I
Speaker 1: mean is like like the you know, I have a
Speaker 1: thirty sixty right now, So I'm saying I'm not getting
Speaker 1: that for a thousand dollars, brother, right now, You're not
Speaker 1: getting there.
Speaker 3: So like for an I nine, for like an I
Speaker 3: nine with like fucking a shitload of ram, like a
Speaker 3: fucking uh like a like a forty something whatever, it's
Speaker 3: probably like on Black Friday, sixteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Probably I would say like two thousand dollars. No, because
Speaker 1: I I literally I bought a fort on Prime Day.
Speaker 3: I bought a forty seventy with an I nine and
Speaker 3: the fucking I think the forty seventy I bought it
Speaker 3: for probably almost two thousand. It wasn't even two thousand,
Speaker 3: but then that was when it was defective, and then
Speaker 3: I had that whole bullshit.
Speaker 1: You know, interesting, just take me what I got it.
Speaker 3: It's just I don't think every single person that bought
Speaker 3: that fucking machine got fucked.
Speaker 1: That'd be crazy. But you know, yeah, right now at
Speaker 1: forty ninety by itself, this the the graphics card, a
Speaker 1: forty ninety by its yeah, by itself, over fifteen hundred
Speaker 1: dollars by itself. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So when you just forty fundle, things get cheaper. So
Speaker 3: when you get I understand that, just like I understand
Speaker 3: what you're saying, Well, then bring that up there. But no,
Speaker 3: because because it it forms my plan, my idea. Because
Speaker 3: if that's cost, that's gonna be no, that's going to
Speaker 3: be no less cut off. Then maybe like thirty two
Speaker 3: percent would say that's a huge cutoff. So like I
Speaker 3: just I just came I was by so maybe that
Speaker 3: should be the starting reference. I guess I mean literally
Speaker 3: that PC's right now.
Speaker 1: It was right now. I'm looking at PCs have been
Speaker 1: cut down more out green also like Friday, say Cyber,
Speaker 1: I say it'll be cut prime day. Like I'm putting this.
Speaker 1: I'm saying these things for a reason, Kingston that like,
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. I disagree because I bought one.
Speaker 1: I bought one. I don't know how you used to
Speaker 1: pree well too. I bought one too, like that, Derek
Speaker 1: and yours didn't work. That's the thing I'm trying you
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: You sound like a fucking you sound like a child.
Speaker 3: If you think that is a point, that is a
Speaker 3: point for you. The fact that, coincidentally, Mind didn't work.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, are you saying right now Kingston that everyone
Speaker 3: that bought that got a defective machine? No, but I'm saying,
Speaker 3: the one person I know that bought it got a
Speaker 3: defective machine. What is your point other than just laughing
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 1: Mostly laugh That's fine. I have no problem with that.
Speaker 1: If you're like Don Mass, I'm like, yeah, that sucked, dude,
Speaker 1: I got twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I remember I got a twenty eighty t I and
Speaker 2: it like it is completely busted right out of the box.
Speaker 1: It came on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I meant when
Speaker 2: I said with the box.
Speaker 1: Crazy man, that was actually mad, disrespectful, but it's funny. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's what I was talking about. Not that not it
Speaker 1: not working, but no, I.
Speaker 3: Got I actually have a I have one in my
Speaker 3: box right now. Oh shit, what I have one in
Speaker 3: my save later thing. That's that's probably like a couple
Speaker 3: of thousand, and it'll be significantly cheaper when it goes
Speaker 3: on Saily sale.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that might have because of the fact
Speaker 1: that at the time where I got my PC, everything
Speaker 1: was way more expensive. Itus right now I'm seeing I'm
Speaker 1: seeing a lot of variety.
Speaker 3: Got you got a Rizin, you got a Risin nine
Speaker 3: uh seven, nine hundred, and then it also comes with
Speaker 3: the RTX fifty seventy t I shooting gigs right now.
Speaker 3: This is two thousand, just right now, and you can
Speaker 3: wait for it on sale. But like so like there's uh,
Speaker 3: this is bye By Power, which is a pretty good company.
Speaker 3: I used to work with them at New Egg, and
Speaker 3: like there's there's options out there. And then you wait
Speaker 3: for it to go on sale, and then that's like
Speaker 3: a big fucking deal. Could you know, just spend you
Speaker 3: invest a little bit more because you're going to charge
Speaker 3: your credit or something, So you just invest a little
Speaker 3: bit more than buying the tube thing. If it's a
Speaker 3: thousand dollars or some shit like, oh, invest fucking five
Speaker 3: six hundred dollars more, which to a lot of people
Speaker 3: that is a lot.
Speaker 1: But if you do charge credit, you know, it's not
Speaker 1: that much more when you just space off the payments. No,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a yeah, there's actually there's actually no
Speaker 1: I'll give you a point. There's actually a huge disparity
Speaker 1: in prices of what you call it, how much more
Speaker 1: things cost when I bought my PC opposed to now
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, I'm seeing like a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of the forty series. They're not peeking past like
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars usually ninety million yen. I mean, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: can we fix that?
Speaker 3: I feel like at a certain point you just reset
Speaker 3: the inflation numbers, like this is stupid. Can we stop
Speaker 3: counting in millions now? We'll just we'll just reset it.
Speaker 2: Is it is pretty ridiculous. Yeah, it's like it feels,
Speaker 2: it does feel absolutely obsurded.
Speaker 1: American dollars.
Speaker 3: Well, at a certain point it doesn't start that high
Speaker 3: and then it just keeps going and it gets fucking absurd.
Speaker 1: So like, uh, that could we should deflate the inflation.
Speaker 1: Let's just do that. I feel like I don't know how.
Speaker 3: I don't know how retarded that actually, Like an economist
Speaker 3: can tell me how retarded that actually sounds. You know, like, hey,
Speaker 3: what would happen if we if they just agreed like
Speaker 3: the yin They're like, wait, we're gonna agree that instead
Speaker 3: of fucking like one hundred dollars being like thirty thousand
Speaker 3: or three hundred thousand, yeah or whatever, we're gonna just
Speaker 3: make it like three hundred, like the.
Speaker 1: Idea that was that was. It's just it's literally just
Speaker 1: a bunch of people playing it.
Speaker 2: Literally just a bunch of people being like a time
Speaker 2: out of time out, t time out timeout, let's restart,
Speaker 2: just like everybody agrees, Like everybody just gets so it's
Speaker 2: all so fucked up that everyone's like we we let's
Speaker 2: resee it.
Speaker 1: It's the end of it's the end of monopoly, and
Speaker 1: everybody if we just stand a game now, but.
Speaker 2: That would really solidify how made up everything is, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like like that's kind of the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, if you do that, then you break the illusion, right,
Speaker 2: Like it's obvious that that's true. But like a lot
Speaker 2: of people would be like, wait, you.
Speaker 1: Just you can do this.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like daylight saving, man, Like I feel
Speaker 3: like it's in the same way, like oh, everyone just
Speaker 3: has to agree in this region that we're going to
Speaker 3: move time, and it's like, what the fuck are we
Speaker 3: doing here?
Speaker 1: What are we doing here? I brought that up recently.
Speaker 1: I was like, why why is time different per hour
Speaker 1: in places when it would be different by minute technically
Speaker 1: and like second in places, and well, we would drop
Speaker 1: people insane, there'd be there'd be too many time frairie
Speaker 1: ations people crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that's like that's like a million different
Speaker 2: time zone. Yeah, it's like I thought about that too,
Speaker 2: because like if you if you it's interesting if you
Speaker 2: if you're used to specific sunsets at specific times, like
Speaker 2: even within a time zone, like if you go from
Speaker 2: one from one extreme like all the way to the
Speaker 2: right of one time zone, all the way to the left,
Speaker 2: you'll even though you're in the same time zone, you'll
Speaker 2: see like you know, the sunset later or whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, the biggest difference is the the the north versus south, like,
Speaker 3: so like if you're if you're like say, for example,
Speaker 3: if you're in Washington State, and then the fucking sun
Speaker 3: sets at like nine PM or something crazy, which is
Speaker 3: upsetting to me.
Speaker 1: Dude, It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I remember spending some time in what is it Alberta,
Speaker 2: and I was visiting some friends in Canada, and I
Speaker 2: remember the sun went down at eleven thirty. That's when
Speaker 2: it was like, that's when it was like or like
Speaker 2: eleven or something. It was like I just remember being like,
Speaker 2: this is like uncanny, dude. It's a very like it's
Speaker 2: it's a little scared. It is like it feels like
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about it, but I
Speaker 2: felt like the vibes of what it makes you feel
Speaker 2: like an ape like you're like, I don't like, what
Speaker 2: is this.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 3: I'm used to just I'm used to my area and
Speaker 3: now I'm in I was in Norway and the sun
Speaker 3: didn't set.
Speaker 1: It was and creepy. That's Krypton's cause you guys go
Speaker 1: up north, where the fucking where you guys don't belong.
Speaker 1: That's why you guys go up to the places where
Speaker 1: like people, the humans don't belong there. They just went
Speaker 1: there because there was nothing left. Guys.
Speaker 2: The sun sets the most correctly that you know.
Speaker 1: It's funny. The equator probably knew the equator.
Speaker 3: It's funny based on how humans behave with dinner and
Speaker 3: work and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like where we are like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's funny to say because it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, a lot of people have dinner around the time
Speaker 3: like five six something over here where we are, because
Speaker 3: like oh, everybody's off work now and all that stuff,
Speaker 3: and dinner's being made, and then once you're done with dinner,
Speaker 3: the sun pretty much is gone.
Speaker 1: And so it feels correct in that sense. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the only thing that I could say. I would argue
Speaker 1: with the equator because I think that is that's where
Speaker 1: most people are. You would imagine. I've never so much
Speaker 1: that go towards sure, I imagine. So that's what the
Speaker 1: most diversity of creatures are in general. The instinctively they
Speaker 1: they exist. They kind of exist like oh, regular cycles,
Speaker 1: like they don't you know apes don't change their cycle randomly.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, man, I got them late from work today.
Speaker 1: Let me cook a late meal and then go to
Speaker 1: bed late. So I think it's like that's when sunny
Speaker 1: on the equator. It's probably like five, maybe five is
Speaker 1: I would say it much earlier, like three four. I'll
Speaker 1: say four, yeah, look it up, look it up.
Speaker 2: While we we get this next one going jacket faster
Speaker 2: the pre Comster's legacy road.
Speaker 1: And he says, to jacket faster, I get jacket faster.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because they don't have daylight saving bullshit. It
Speaker 1: sets around six pm every single day. There's no change,
Speaker 1: there's there's no changes, no alterations around six pm every day,
Speaker 1: which is technically on the same here too, because they're
Speaker 1: not they.
Speaker 3: I thought we were far enough through equator that there'd
Speaker 3: be a difference, but fu fuck me, I don't know.
Speaker 2: About Yeah, we're actually kind of close comparison.
Speaker 1: Close enough. I guess, yeah, I didn't. It set is
Speaker 1: six pm literally is perfect anyway, he says.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: This guy says, hello, spunk chuckers cool, Uh what it do?
Speaker 1: Imagine?
Speaker 2: If you will, Gordon Ramsey has bestowed upon you three
Speaker 2: control of his newest restaurant. He's heard of, he's heard of,
Speaker 2: not listen to the show and believes you have what
Speaker 2: it takes to make it in the culinary wall. What
Speaker 2: would you name the restaurant? What would the theme and
Speaker 2: menu be? What fresh horrors await your innocent diners? Now,
Speaker 2: we'll try to do a good we'll do a good job.
Speaker 1: I like that he's heard of us. All right, I've
Speaker 1: heard of this podcast, the snock Take. I want everything
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I'm too I'm too fucking licy to listen. But I'm
Speaker 2: sure they've got what it takes. He's just fucking I
Speaker 2: don't know, dude. He says, hard mode. Don't use calm
Speaker 2: anywhere in the menu. That's hard mode. But we're gonna
Speaker 2: not do hard.
Speaker 1: What a fuck it?
Speaker 3: He knew exactly why he said that, because literally the
Speaker 3: fillos are first Like, okay, the Gordon Ramsay's comed.
Speaker 1: That was the first thing I thought of. Tell everyone
Speaker 1: this is this is actually his com that you can
Speaker 1: eat stupid. Stupid.
Speaker 2: Let's see, like, uh yeah, what would the restaurant be.
Speaker 2: What would the name of the restaurant be?
Speaker 1: First off? Like, what are we going for? Oh? So
Speaker 1: let's try to make him proud. I mean, he has everything.
Speaker 3: What doesn't he have because he has he has a steak,
Speaker 3: he has steakhouses, he has sucking a fish thing, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he has.
Speaker 1: He has fucking everything, Caribbean food, bro Caribbean.
Speaker 2: So uh, I don't know what I would do with that, really,
Speaker 2: King Dad's cuisine and oh King Dad, Yeah, King Dad's Kitchen.
Speaker 2: King Dads fucking got it. Katk there you go, King
Speaker 2: Dad's Kitchen that I like it? Or or was it
Speaker 2: what would be King Dad King Dad's King dad Cosina?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, or something
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'll have we'll have that in the in the in
Speaker 2: the Mexican neighborhood. It'll be like it'll be like, what
Speaker 2: is it the Hungry Jack's Burger king type deal? In Mexico,
Speaker 2: it's King Dad's Cosina, and in America's King Dad's Kitchen,
Speaker 2: and it'll be a Caribbean place where we'll have uh,
Speaker 2: we'll have banadas uh and the panadas will we'll make
Speaker 2: them with beef and colm. But the com is just
Speaker 2: a special sauce that we call com. It's actually like
Speaker 2: it's maybe seem stands for it's like it's Cuman.
Speaker 1: Mustard.
Speaker 2: That sounds heinous, by the way, but Cuban mommy mustard.
Speaker 2: Uh is like, look at this beautiful come.
Speaker 1: Uh. He takes it and starts bawling. Yeah. Good, some
Speaker 1: pulled pork. But we'll have the pig in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: You can pet the pig and meet the pig and
Speaker 1: everything like that. You can meet the pig and then
Speaker 1: a fish. He's in a fish tank. You can beat
Speaker 1: the fish.
Speaker 2: You can. Uh, he's just drowned and he's just still.
Speaker 2: They all you want to pet the pig, and then
Speaker 2: they fish it out and just dump it.
Speaker 1: On the ground. It's like dead.
Speaker 2: Kick it a little bit and then yeah, kick it
Speaker 2: a little bit and then and then they they cook
Speaker 2: it live and then they yeah, they resurrected. I forgot
Speaker 2: they have an EpiPen but for pigs and drowning.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then they we can pull They pull the pork
Speaker 2: as they're cooking the biggest and so the pig is
Speaker 2: like and it's in the middle of the by the way,
Speaker 2: it's in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's like in the in the floor, like where where
Speaker 1: the people are dying. It's not even in the kitchen. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's in the middle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are clapping with every every time there's like
Speaker 2: a really like intense squeal of like deep pain and
Speaker 2: then like and then when it goes silent, everybody erupts.
Speaker 2: And so that'll be one of our meal. We'll have
Speaker 2: the pull pork. Obviously, rice and beans.
Speaker 1: Uh but uh, we'll have we'll only.
Speaker 2: What can we do with rice and beans to make it.
Speaker 1: Welcome special Dad's kitchen. This is made with the milk
Speaker 1: of the This is made with coconut milk from trees
Speaker 1: that we just did seventeen thousand years ago. These killed
Speaker 1: the conquista doors there. They're toxic. Mash their heads open.
Speaker 2: Look, that'll be the entire menu. By the way, it's
Speaker 2: rice and beans, pull pork and uh it was the
Speaker 2: other thing.
Speaker 1: That is so small. Those are those are none of
Speaker 1: those are particularly Caribbean, which makes it worse. It's like
Speaker 1: an in and out, you know, just very basic like
Speaker 1: you come here, well yeah.
Speaker 2: There'd be well you'd have my fungo and stuff in
Speaker 2: there too, uhtells.
Speaker 1: But like you're killing it too many items.
Speaker 2: But those will be in a those will be in
Speaker 2: a box. There's no they'll be they'll be frozen. Then
Speaker 2: you have to take them home and crazy, he would
Speaker 2: flip a ship. We'd also we'd also have like a
Speaker 2: like a we'd have our own deli, because why not,
Speaker 2: who cares deli in the back. It's like connected to it,
Speaker 2: kind of like the Morton Williams. Do you know Morton
Speaker 2: Williams the supermarket chain?
Speaker 1: No? No, I don't, so it's dude.
Speaker 2: So Morton Williams is the supermarket chain and they have
Speaker 2: they own a bar called Morty's and a lot of
Speaker 2: the times the bar is connected the supermarket and you
Speaker 2: just walk into the into the supermarket from the bar.
Speaker 2: It is a psychotic funk.
Speaker 1: That's very strange.
Speaker 2: It's a very strange. It's a very odd experience. But
Speaker 2: we'll have one of those. We'll have one of those,
Speaker 2: but it'll be a deli and you can get a
Speaker 2: I don't know fucking what were nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing, They're they're always out of stop. Remember I remember
Speaker 1: the supermarkets from the Bronx. What were they called? Associated?
Speaker 1: And was it me? Stop doing you're ruining this business
Speaker 1: for me? Associated? Associated and what else? Shut up? Please please,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to calculate that I don't want to look
Speaker 1: this up. I want to remember it. I think it's
Speaker 1: a mes associated stop talking. It's just crazy. I thought
Speaker 1: I beat about it. I thought I beat that out
Speaker 1: of him. Interesting. Let me see if I can say
Speaker 1: I thought me abandoning it was enough of a mental
Speaker 1: wallop that he would stop talking. But he just doesn't
Speaker 1: shut up. A food bazarre. Remember this is really killing
Speaker 1: by five.
Speaker 5: He just keeps going, Dad chef, throw hot oil on him.
Speaker 5: Question that I knew I should have had sex with
Speaker 5: that white woman instead.
Speaker 2: He's saying all this like out loud, and he kicks.
Speaker 2: It's like six years old, just trying to understand something.
Speaker 2: He's just trying to like he's earnestly trying to like
Speaker 2: peak his curiosity and like learning a simple.
Speaker 1: Question everything about you. I despise this fucking squeaker won't
Speaker 1: shut up. Oh my god, why someone get me? Then?
Speaker 1: Did I throw him and trade him for an export
Speaker 1: for an original original exp ah ah man, welcome to
Speaker 1: my get you from the pig. That the pig that
Speaker 1: we're serving today's name is John. Go beat John. He's
Speaker 1: in the middle. There follow the screams. There he is artitular.
Speaker 1: John marvelous. John is quite delightful. Course. Oh, get your
Speaker 1: shives and get your ships. They all take turns.
Speaker 2: It's like a little thing for the kids. It's like
Speaker 2: go shive, the go shive, the pigs go. It's part
Speaker 2: of the it's part of the tradition of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I don't want a dad. Oh you're gay. I knew it.
Speaker 5: Don't be a little bit son, don't be a Nancy son.
Speaker 5: You're a little body man. You're a little buddy.
Speaker 2: He's still looking. I forgot what it even was that
Speaker 2: he was searching for the first place.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. His son is such a failure
Speaker 1: and a mistake. He can't remember basic things. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. I still picture he's been drying.
Speaker 1: He's been trying to remember for five straight minutes. Those
Speaker 1: aren't my jeans. Yeah, I'm still picturing by that fucking huntersfari.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he owns this rest of this Caribbeans, this Caribbean restaurant,
Speaker 2: and he's dressed like a fucking Australian Safari.
Speaker 1: Man. One I used to go to is still there.
Speaker 1: God fucking damn it. That is insane. What are you
Speaker 1: even looking up?
Speaker 6: Son explained, Wow, I'm looking at the supermarket areas by
Speaker 6: where I up the about time you fucking answered, My god,
Speaker 6: it's still there.
Speaker 1: That's really fucking boring. Son. Yeah, three, that's nobody knows
Speaker 1: what the fuck that means, even me. Shut up. I
Speaker 1: really love that. I really love that. That's his voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so goddamn stupid a sports it's in the sands,
Speaker 2: he says. Hello, not a question, but a new revelation
Speaker 2: about Sam Raymie Spider Man two. Doctor Han from the
Speaker 2: classic beame I Am a Surgeon. I Am a Surgeon
Speaker 2: is in Spider Man two as Raymond, the same scene
Speaker 2: Alfred Molina makes his first appearance in That's right, remember that,
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. I do remember that because I think
Speaker 2: I remember that. That's the that's doctor Han. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: got that from I was watching Got a Square Ass
Speaker 2: jaw It.
Speaker 1: That's him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's weird that you would reference
Speaker 2: him as doctor Han and not just you know, the
Speaker 2: actor that he is, because he's in a lot of
Speaker 2: other things as well.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I've seen him in like a million
Speaker 1: of this. He's a very famous actor. He's actually really famous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he was certainly absurdly like, yeah, doctor significantly louder.
Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, I'm talking for a bit. No, No, you
Speaker 1: did you adjust her? I don't touch and I didn't
Speaker 1: touch anything. You sound like like significantly louder. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on with Daniel day Kim. Did I
Speaker 1: do anything?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: The audio on my thing is still picking up the
Speaker 1: same same registry takes you. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: manage these things. Lower. I haven't touched anything.
Speaker 2: Lower the gain a little bit on, just a little
Speaker 2: bit little, just a little better, Uh, maybe a smidge moore.
Speaker 1: Let's see, how about this more or less? All the
Speaker 1: way down? Actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just real quick, it turned all the way It's
Speaker 2: not even moving. It's not even changing, bro, What is
Speaker 2: going on? Wait case it turn it all the way down?
Speaker 2: Let me see this is actually change if you turn
Speaker 2: it all the way down?
Speaker 1: Is this any better? What the fuck have you done? What?
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't touch anything. Whatever, it's fine, So
Speaker 1: this is acceptable. This is acceptable. Whatever this is? That is?
Speaker 1: It actually turned down? Now? It changed?
Speaker 2: Okay, you gotta get a little bit, but like you
Speaker 2: gotta get, you gotta go back up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you bother, go back to normal. I
Speaker 1: don't understand your dial like fucking this big. In fact, quite,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Raise it slightly more, a little bit more. I just
Speaker 2: I just don't understand how it is better. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess it's just.
Speaker 1: A little bit higher, just a teeny bit more. God damn,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck you guys I've I
Speaker 1: feel like it's back to where it was. Go go
Speaker 1: let me let me hear you now is good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: where to god, this is where it was. I swear
Speaker 1: to that. I literally put it back where it was.
Speaker 1: I actively was like, oh, I'm just going to put
Speaker 1: it back here. That makes I think I simply wasn't talking,
Speaker 1: and then you guys were talking so much like you
Speaker 1: you were significantly louder, you were significantly look at it.
Speaker 1: But it's the audio. Literally, I have the audio track
Speaker 1: in front of me. It's the exact same as it was.
Speaker 1: It's impossible at it. It's impossible to say I'm now
Speaker 1: because I'm more animated. I swear the audio.
Speaker 3: It almost feels like you have like this an auto
Speaker 3: ad just thing. That's what it seemed like like it
Speaker 3: was That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was focusing on the the nothingness, and your audio
Speaker 3: was so fucking low. It felt like it was trying
Speaker 3: to capture and it brought you up naturally.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: actor is Daniel day Kim.
Speaker 3: Daniel day Kim was in like a ship ton of
Speaker 3: He's in a lot Asian version of Lewis. Huh crazy
Speaker 3: Lewis Lewis day Kim, didn't I think you said, Daniel, Yes.
Speaker 1: That's definitely what I was trying to say, Lewis what
Speaker 1: I earnestly didn't get it.
Speaker 3: No, you're not You're did you get Joe Rogan COVID
Speaker 3: or something? I don't understand. It's like, Daniel, what's the
Speaker 3: first thing? Oh, Daniel Lewis, I got it. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a ship joke, but you made it way better.
Speaker 3: So what's going on with this fucking Grimlin just mumbling
Speaker 3: in the fun background?
Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at this girl.
Speaker 2: I can't believe my birth is out of my Lloyds.
Speaker 2: My supple Lloyds created this monstrogy. Sometimes I wish my
Speaker 2: son was that weird rapist from the drawing.
Speaker 8: At least he's memories, that's insane. At least he did
Speaker 8: something with.
Speaker 5: What have you done?
Speaker 1: So aside from mumbled by restaurant like a freak, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Not rape.
Speaker 2: People say that like it's a bad thing. It's better
Speaker 2: to be remembered. Oh god, alright, let's move on. Let's
Speaker 2: see the last question and then we'll just get the out.
Speaker 3: Just imagining the creepy version of him, like playing the
Speaker 3: century song by follow up boy rapid people.
Speaker 1: Centuries.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's playing the fucking extious theme song
Speaker 2: on a piano in like a really empty echerly room.
Speaker 1: Uh, he's talented, Let's yeah, he's talent. He's a challenged guy,
Speaker 1: just misunderstood, just you know, aside from you know, the
Speaker 1: serial crime.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty good guy, all things considered, All things
Speaker 2: except that considered. Trump giving Bill crazy dome rode in.
Speaker 2: He says, hey, my beautiful baby crazy when you're at
Speaker 2: the I.
Speaker 1: Didn't how did I miss this? Like the audience is
Speaker 1: onto it. Oh, shoot, somebody killed this nigga? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Somebody shoot this guy? Lily? What do you what? Do
Speaker 1: you really kill him? What are you? What are you
Speaker 1: googling doing our show. What are you doing? Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: just looking, just looking at my own hometown. Yes, Stopley
Speaker 1: kill him, Lily help. I'm president present, you're not. I'm present.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, So what what what was
Speaker 1: the what did he say with a friend of the
Speaker 1: fact that Bill Cosby gave somebody fucking dome. That's not
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby. Bill Clinton got domed from. Trump said, it's
Speaker 1: even better though, shoop.
Speaker 2: Gagging gagging with a Cosby accident.
Speaker 1: Shoop, I think Trump sounds giving head. Oh god, guy
Speaker 1: talking as well, that's what it sounds like. Trump. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to, you know, suck it. Yeah, don't tell me
Speaker 1: what to do. I'm the best of this.
Speaker 2: Nobody's better sucking dig But by the way, he says,
Speaker 2: don't tell me what to do perfectly phonetically, phrenetically here,
Speaker 2: but with it, he was like, Trump, you're not doing
Speaker 2: it right.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what to do. It takes it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it takes out and they go, what's what's
Speaker 1: what's going? I don't even I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2: Trump give me both crazy over and he says, Hey,
Speaker 2: my beautiful boys, when you're at the club. What dance
Speaker 2: moves do you normally do? I hope you guys have
Speaker 2: a great day. Also, twenty bucks on the big Dufice
Speaker 2: in charge on the Big Dufice in Charge goes to uh,
Speaker 2: goes out like the warden from shawshk.
Speaker 1: Ooh maybe that would be fun. So I'm partial. I'm
Speaker 1: quite partial.
Speaker 2: There's a dance move I have call running away from
Speaker 2: the premises.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: It's good I leave. Basically, yeah, I don't have dance move.
Speaker 2: I don't have like a list of dance.
Speaker 1: Moves, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if they have names a lot
Speaker 2: of these things. I'm sure they do. I'm sure some
Speaker 2: dances dances.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 3: I haven't, like, I haven't probably you know, anything that
Speaker 3: I've done any club that I've been to, which is
Speaker 3: barely anything since since as an adult, I can probably
Speaker 3: maybe I've been to a club five times or something. Uh,
Speaker 3: it would just be you're kind of just grooving, dancing, shuffling.
Speaker 3: But when I was a kid, when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: uh idiom or it's you know, we called it like
Speaker 3: house music and techno and all that shit was making
Speaker 3: a huge comeback and uh so that was where everybody
Speaker 3: was starting to learn how to pop lock and and
Speaker 3: how to break. And so I learned a few break moves,
Speaker 3: nothing crazy, but I was specifically trying to get really good.
Speaker 1: At pop locking. And we did battle.
Speaker 3: And if I were outside of my body, if I
Speaker 3: could see that ship now, I'd probably die from cringe.
Speaker 3: I imagine I could imagine fucking being like thirteen years
Speaker 3: old or whatever the fuck, and we're trying to impress.
Speaker 1: You're just having.
Speaker 3: But just just like imagine like being outside yourself and singing.
Speaker 3: Now you're like, oh my god, look at it.
Speaker 1: I used to dance when I was younger. I used
Speaker 1: to love his I remember because since Dad would always
Speaker 1: be like, I hate the way he dances all the time.
Speaker 1: I hate that he enjoys himself. Oh why doesn't he
Speaker 1: take hers? What is he doing? I hate the way
Speaker 1: he moves. I hate the way he moves so quick
Speaker 1: it bothers me. I don't like the fact that he
Speaker 1: frees himself with dance. He dances like a spider upside
Speaker 1: down in water. It's scary. He's scared of his son.
Speaker 1: He moves on ones a horror.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, we didn't. We don't have a super satisfying
Speaker 2: answer to that.
Speaker 1: I don't like clubs. I hate him Actually, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not really clubs people. Yeah, Like I like to go.
Speaker 2: I I like the fact that I like the fact
Speaker 2: that I am out more than I like the fact
Speaker 2: that I'm in a club, if that makes sense. Like,
Speaker 2: I like that I'm out doing something. But I prefer
Speaker 2: like I prefer like a bar, or like a barcade
Speaker 2: or something like that. Like, I'm just not really like it.
Speaker 1: To me, my biggest problem with the club is, oh what,
Speaker 1: I hate clubs. I hate bars. I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: I like, I just don't like it.
Speaker 3: I just don't like the music to be too fucking loud.
Speaker 3: And that's my only issue. And sometimes, and unfortunately, I've
Speaker 3: been to a couple of barcades. We went to one
Speaker 3: recent music too loud, And the music is too fucking loud,
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, bro, I can barely hear myself talk.
Speaker 3: The walls are not designed and are not padded correctly
Speaker 3: to deal with the sound, too, so I end up
Speaker 3: getting a headache. Cause it's just like is that the
Speaker 3: one where we were all yeah, whenever we went that
Speaker 3: last time.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, that place was I like it.
Speaker 2: They had after the So this is a brilliant idea.
Speaker 2: Everybody should be stealing this idea where the kitchen closes,
Speaker 2: they make ramen after that. Oh right, they just have
Speaker 2: ramen that they can that they can make you after
Speaker 2: the kitchen clothes. I'm like, this is fucking I can't
Speaker 2: believe because it is like it's easy. It's like it
Speaker 2: doesn't take a lot of efforts. Like that's fucking sick.
Speaker 3: I like that place a lot. I just the only
Speaker 3: it's kind of like going to venues. Now, come prepared,
Speaker 3: get get earplugs. It may be weird in a bar
Speaker 3: setting because people don't do that, but for the sake
Speaker 3: of saving your ear.
Speaker 1: Drums sign language I mean a bit and learn silinguge Derek,
Speaker 1: how about that. It's more of a just a s O.
Speaker 1: I don't think learning as l will save my ear drums.
Speaker 1: That's kind of thing. You put your ears, you put
Speaker 1: your muffs on, right, you put your little.
Speaker 3: Muffys on, and then I start. I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: it makes sense because really the only thing I want
Speaker 3: to say to people is that they're gay or flip
Speaker 3: them off. Or make the signal that I want to
Speaker 3: suck them. So that's the only things that I really need.
Speaker 3: Like I'm going up to the random patrons at the
Speaker 3: barcade like they're playing teching the tag tournament and I'm
Speaker 3: like just making the jerk off sign and he's like
Speaker 3: swatting my hand away because he's trying to compete. That's
Speaker 3: pretty much how that goes.
Speaker 1: We're gonna you force yourself.
Speaker 2: With all that said, we're gonna we're gonna round out.
Speaker 2: We're gonna round out this episode. This is gonna be
Speaker 2: a shorter one purely because we have a Jeopardy This
Speaker 2: is a correct length that You're.
Speaker 1: Right, but I'm just saying shorter than typical.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying I'm saying that so people, because people
Speaker 2: always like, oh so not even only two hours of
Speaker 2: fifty minutes listen like the last one, fuck you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so listen, I get it.
Speaker 1: Whatever. People like their long form podcast.
Speaker 2: The extra Ammo that we do, the Jeopardy extra Amma
Speaker 2: that we that we're going to do is a is
Speaker 2: a way bigger thing than normal. So if you're gonna
Speaker 2: I recommend going over there, going over there. Patroon of
Speaker 2: comp slash a stark tank.
Speaker 1: Check it out.
Speaker 2: It'll be a fun one. I'm excited. I'm excited for
Speaker 2: you to see this. Uh yeah, anyway, let's uh round
Speaker 2: out the episode. We'll we'll read our twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 1: Cant me down? Three two one? Did you count right?
Speaker 1: Did you count that right? You know the Destiny Child song,
Speaker 1: the Independent song, the women Independent, No, not fucking ching.
Speaker 1: Who did that? Who said that? Not that song? Asshole?
Speaker 3: I think that was all the all the women independent.
Speaker 3: You know that song, all the women, all the women,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna ruin this song for you. You know
Speaker 1: when they say like like shoes on my feet, I
Speaker 1: bought it, No, no, I bought it, it's like it's
Speaker 1: almost like the pre course or something.
Speaker 3: Next time you listen to it, it sounds it's gonna
Speaker 3: sound like they're saying I farted, and you'll never not
Speaker 3: hear it again.
Speaker 1: It's like choos women, I farted, No, no, I farted.
Speaker 1: Watch listen to it and the songs let me ruin
Speaker 1: free forever because it happened to me. You did you?
Speaker 1: You did not add anything to my life with that statement.
Speaker 1: I hate you you did not enrage anything about that, Like,
Speaker 1: nothing about what you said made anything. I need that
Speaker 1: song to be ruined for you, because it got ruined
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna read the names. Now, put the pen
Speaker 2: in my boka. I'm sure someone someone's done it before.
Speaker 2: Stop asking me to wear the Keith David Mastering Sex,
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Speaker 2: favorite fanboy, Malik Barry Chris two thousand and six. Toyota Corolla,
Speaker 2: can you please service me? You should be gone, You
Speaker 2: should be very gone by now.
Speaker 1: Do this. We scrapped the ship. Uh oh, my mother
Speaker 1: drove that car into a into a fucking lake. Did
Speaker 1: she go in with it or she tumble out? Uh,
Speaker 1: she's like thee now she went in with it. She
Speaker 1: was standing on top of the car.
Speaker 2: Crazy right after, right after she put a fucking new
Speaker 2: radio in it, and it was my car.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I was so bummed out. I was so sad, But uh,
Speaker 2: whatever doesn't three or four, It wasn't that six Annal
Speaker 2: Footcake Coebaba. My friend Lewis d lifted one and eighty kilograms.
Speaker 2: Call him gay, you're gay Lewis sorry, gay boy, farty,
Speaker 2: Michael bay sneezing on young Colin, vaporizing him. That's right,
Speaker 2: I forgot that we asked for the young Colin. All right, right, Chris,
Speaker 2: Chris is, Chris is Dexter with glasses.
Speaker 1: Jesus disrespectful. Dext already has glasses.
Speaker 3: That doesn't I think that. I think they mean killer
Speaker 3: serial killer dexter. Oh not, there's uh, you're you're and
Speaker 3: he's Doakes with hair, Kingston is hair.
Speaker 1: It's hair, it's hair, dough. I'm on to you, Dexter.
Speaker 1: I have hair.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: I'm on to you Dexter with glasses. The fact, the
Speaker 1: fact that Doaks, the fact that Doakes didn't straight up
Speaker 1: shoot him that encounter. It's crazy when he liked I
Speaker 1: don't want to redhand, I don't want to ruin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, but I feel like it was upsetting that
Speaker 3: Doakes didn't just like beat the piss out of him
Speaker 3: when he had the opportunity.
Speaker 1: But then I guess the.
Speaker 2: Several So there's a guy on TikTok that looks and
Speaker 2: acts like Derek with two percent less self control named
Speaker 2: Sean soko.
Speaker 1: True. No, he says looks at ax so that was
Speaker 1: what we're talking. That's true. Yeah, he did say it
Speaker 1: looks and act crazy. Maybe acts.
Speaker 2: I didn't see looks No, like just a black person.
Speaker 2: Uh donut operator uses vats on Hihuahuas and targets just limbs.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, dude.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go. I just I just remember something
Speaker 1: real quick. I gotta say this.
Speaker 3: It's it's not really that important, but I jumbled my
Speaker 3: word when I was trying to say Christy Nolan about
Speaker 3: her shooting the dog.
Speaker 1: Nancy May, I said, I said Nancy May. But then
Speaker 1: I had another point.
Speaker 3: I might have even said Pam BONDI like on accident,
Speaker 3: because I was talking about all of them.
Speaker 1: Look, they're interchangeable.
Speaker 3: I just want to put that out there for my
Speaker 3: my brothers on the spectrum, because I know they were
Speaker 3: probably like, you know, you.
Speaker 1: Said Nancy May.
Speaker 2: You said Nancy May or something like that, and I
Speaker 2: remember being like, I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 1: I don't Nancy May. But yeah, I definitely meant to
Speaker 1: say Christy Noman. Yeah. I didn't call you on it
Speaker 1: because I was just like, it's like whatever. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: didn't notice until I was editing. I was like, oops, whatever, I.
Speaker 2: Am going to more. I in high school, I met
Speaker 2: Jared Fogo in a Subway sponsored event a week before
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Speaker 1: Benjamin gape him, gape him.
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Speaker 2: shirt Man.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: That would have been good. I was thinking of things
Speaker 2: for a for Jeopardy and I just totally, I totally
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Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 2: Reckless Rhino the Sloker two yso Dirpy a laser pointer,
Speaker 2: but instead of light, it shoots a highly focused beam
Speaker 2: of shit.
Speaker 1: Very cool, what do you say? Very cool?
Speaker 2: Okay Man uh Steth and Jason uh Mike, Mike, Chris Hansen,
Speaker 2: Tomagotchi is really hungry. Andy pants made I see sama'zon daughter,
Speaker 2: old man spaghetti nuts, Domo Nation. If I build a
Speaker 2: flamethrower that shoots com can Kingston be the first target.
Speaker 1: Since he's so black and gay?
Speaker 2: Derek not Chov and his innocent hashtag free him round
Speaker 2: eyed Asian hitting his wife for not laughing at the show.
Speaker 1: Nice women shouldn't laugh at the show.
Speaker 2: Changing the plot of death note so that the death
Speaker 2: note doesn't actually work in light is just really really lucky, Derek,
Speaker 2: you were smooth like Quagmire, brave like Joe, and funny
Speaker 2: like Peter. You are our favorite family guy. Fucking crazy sentence.
Speaker 2: Oh hahaha, what a stupid dave. Queen of Fabazard. Yes
Speaker 2: it's true. I gave Bubba a great blowjob. Some say
Speaker 2: it's the greatest, the big beautiful Bill. I'd say, big,
Speaker 2: How did I miss this?
Speaker 1: Nobody talked about it? What I so? So? I still
Speaker 1: I'm in the dark with this. What is happening? Kingston
Speaker 1: was his way in that. Is there an allegation.
Speaker 2: Is there an allegation that like, uh, Trump sockd off
Speaker 2: Bill or Bill salked off Trump?
Speaker 1: I literally said it. He was completely chi. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I literally you didn't even you You don't
Speaker 1: even have the courtesy to listen before you insult some
Speaker 1: of them being stupid. I look at him pretending he
Speaker 1: said something that he clearly didn't say. That's madness. You
Speaker 1: were like, wait a minute, when did this happen? If
Speaker 1: he said something, I would have heard it. My son's wire. Yeah, people,
Speaker 1: people suspect my son.
Speaker 2: I should I should have named him fucking mufassa because
Speaker 2: he's he's a fucking.
Speaker 1: Lion king.
Speaker 2: Blonde, blue eyed German Man campaign and make Pokemon t
Speaker 2: D again. This deduction interaction, I want to start saying
Speaker 2: that to people if I if I'm just unhappy with
Speaker 2: the interaction that I it's like somebody says like you
Speaker 2: go to a seven eleven and you're like, uh, they
Speaker 2: just don't give you. They just don't really do it.
Speaker 2: They're just like they're silently giving you your stuff and
Speaker 2: they take the change or whatever.
Speaker 1: You just say. Dog shait interaction. Do you guys see
Speaker 1: lady doaks?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fun? That's a great guy's
Speaker 2: really good. Blacklads are uh.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's just oh, it did the auto thing. They
Speaker 7: got them wearing pants. Bron looked at Casey, How is
Speaker 7: your audio so much now?
Speaker 1: So much? He does have a he do? He has
Speaker 1: a fucking uh? You have auto? You have an auto?
Speaker 3: When you spiked it it went down when you're just lipping?
Speaker 3: How does I don't even know.
Speaker 1: How you have? That? Is it?
Speaker 3: Did you download a program for your focus right? No,
Speaker 3: that might be it because I run, I run, I
Speaker 3: run my focus right through program, just.
Speaker 1: Like uh, I run I now have I'll talk higher
Speaker 1: now I guess would the time. It's it's doing something
Speaker 1: that I don't I I don't. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: That's so that's up.
Speaker 2: Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness. I want to be Spirit of
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Speaker 2: sir finishing this dude. Sometimes I get so angry I
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Speaker 2: Parodies, you also start doing shipping your pants parodies for example,
Speaker 2: oh music, for example, music makes you poop your pants music?
Speaker 2: This is what was written, Yeah, praying to the steam
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Speaker 1: Gay sex should be hyped even more.
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Speaker 2: Heath reminded of a U E O card. Tell that
Speaker 2: doune gay furry. I'm here too, gids the real case
Speaker 2: in Jamison. He went missing in two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: You bitches didn't dress up for the Halloween episode. Is
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Speaker 1: God? Damn? I love titties School shooter fit.
Speaker 2: It's all Sween merch, gay night, the butt sex guy
Speaker 2: ea sports, It's in the sand. Sween eats garmand Bojia
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Speaker 2: I know, I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 2: Trump canonically running headfirst into a glass door like a
Speaker 2: Looney Tunes character at the slot at the sight of
Speaker 2: young girls in swimsuits and crazy Chris start eating before
Speaker 2: the pod or I'll give you more backshots than Angel does.
Speaker 2: I should I should eat. I do, just wake up
Speaker 2: and record, Yeah, which is crazy. I should eat probably
Speaker 2: but a million billion beers. Young Colin getting lured into
Speaker 2: a van with mega Man Merch cardboard pie Department of four.
Speaker 2: It says, gulliball on my profile picture, Kingston, give me
Speaker 2: five reasons why you're a good person.
Speaker 1: Never, there's not it. Never, he always fails.
Speaker 2: There's maybe two young Colin choking helplessly on his own
Speaker 2: penis because his spine snapped like a twig when twying
Speaker 2: trying to self suck. Damn Jesus Christ cock cheese crumbs quick,
Speaker 2: someone touched Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Oh we can't.
Speaker 2: If you don't, if you know what he puts you
Speaker 2: from the background, hungry enough goon devil, the man without
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Speaker 2: does everybody do this thing where they don't put spaces
Speaker 2: in between the s and I'm not reading the rest
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Speaker 2: most stable UIE five game is Sonic Racing Cross World's
Speaker 2: Night Owl Young Colin, who was just following orders smitchyay uh.
Speaker 2: The start tak is powerfully racist. Hey, you made it
Speaker 2: to the umpa lupa dupadi gay but fucking dudes is
Speaker 2: surely the way calkests is the goat.
Speaker 1: Young Colin skinning himself to be the Red Mega Man
Speaker 1: skins himself.
Speaker 2: That is fucking graty. He designs armor out of his
Speaker 2: own fucking meat. That is so fucking That is the
Speaker 2: one of the craziest concepts I've heard in a while.
Speaker 2: Skinny yourself to be Red Mega Man is outrageous. So
Speaker 2: but like so, he's so all of his it's he's
Speaker 2: all meat except for his face. His face is hit
Speaker 2: because that's a mega man and so like the rest
Speaker 2: of him is just like me, exposed nerves and meat. Uh,
Speaker 2: the hamster has left me pit my ride the next generation.
Speaker 2: Derek should watch adults on Hulu or I love La HBO.
Speaker 2: In retrospect, M Knight really should have called that movie
Speaker 2: quite breakable. Uh, this is pound control to gag or cum.
Speaker 2: You've really made me gay and the gapers want to
Speaker 2: know who's come you waar.
Speaker 1: That was mad funny.
Speaker 2: Now it's time just suck a penis if you did
Speaker 2: y'all ever pissed green instead of black like it usually is. Craig,
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Speaker 2: suckerstan At Grock is this true? Actually, Swing Starkular does
Speaker 2: not pull a fleeing star destroyer. He redirects a falling
Speaker 2: one into the ground. We went over that last episode.
Speaker 2: Historians will never know that Charlie what Charlie Kirk looked like.
Speaker 2: If this keeps I feel that way, I feel that
Speaker 2: that's true. I feel that way about Ja d Vance.
Speaker 2: Also like I already kind of like I actually have
Speaker 2: a tough time visualizing JD Vance because of all the
Speaker 2: edits that what are they calling it?
Speaker 3: When like a fat page trying to kirk on everything
Speaker 3: where there's a word that they called it like extremely.
Speaker 1: Kirkifying, kirkfying. Have you seen?
Speaker 2: It's crazy that that is actually like truly, like everybody
Speaker 2: thought his legacy would be like a very specific political thing,
Speaker 2: this actually is. You're just you are a memory. You're
Speaker 2: You're memorialized as a as a guy who died.
Speaker 1: That's it. Like that's it. That is ultimately and now
Speaker 1: like it's almost like he's almost like the.
Speaker 2: Sam Hides school shooter kind of whole, right, but like
Speaker 2: with him, Yeah, like it's like every school shooter is him,
Speaker 2: and now like every dead person is tli.
Speaker 1: Ude. The amount of them I've seen is crazy. It's everywhere.
Speaker 1: Everywhere they put him on. They put him on freaking Lebron,
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Speaker 1: Lebron and the Lebron going on like freaking twenty point runs,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, happiness is a myth made by Big sad. Uh
Speaker 2: went to the went to the stupid, dumb gayety convention
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Speaker 2: I played it. I remember liking it actually, but like,
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: out with Kingston?
Speaker 1: Isn't he a pretty cringe?
Speaker 2: John Strickland Sweeney starting to look like Sherman Klump Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Dad. Isn't that the bold Dad?
Speaker 1: I think that's It's just I thought his name was
Speaker 1: on the Listen. Sorry, it's not even close.
Speaker 2: Sweets a big guy, but like that's I don't think
Speaker 2: you should really watch watch those movies again.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. The first is a key, David. I
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: I refocused my really hard and come to one really
Speaker 2: large sperm isoid Kingston's wrinkly discarded foreskin, helping Kingston's dad
Speaker 2: find the Lazarus pit.
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Speaker 1: Uh anyway, uh huh, he some cancer. Immediately he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm seventeen that he does some cancer. It's crazy.
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Speaker 2: I also got fooled as a kid thinking kangar Jack
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Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And last bit, young Colin loading himself into a mortar
Speaker 2: and firing firing himself at the President. Rosa sat in
Speaker 2: the front to get.
Speaker 1: Away from black people. That's crazy. That's a crazy fun
Speaker 1: is that nicky? Nicky was clear? I know it's clearly Jordan. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh that nodding so cutting Kingston opened.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Every time he has a bad opinion on what the
Speaker 2: middle classes. Yeah, cutting Kingston open every time he has
Speaker 2: a bad opinion on what the middle class.
Speaker 1: Five hundred k a month your middle class. I never
Speaker 1: said that. I never said you did. You said something
Speaker 1: as egregious. I said, five hundred k is like considered rich.
Speaker 1: What are you saying, like people that make like five
Speaker 1: hundred care actually rich? People Like that's what riches. Oh see,
Speaker 1: that's what you were saying. That's what the opposite you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's what I believe, because I would say I don't
Speaker 1: make anywhere near that. That is what people that are rich.
Speaker 1: I think what I just as is like what middle
Speaker 1: class was once upon a time. It's not anymore, but
Speaker 1: it's what was, like people that can make enough money
Speaker 1: to save money and pay their lists. Somebody timestamp what
Speaker 1: he said and then we'll compare it to what he
Speaker 1: just said.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, because I feel like it's very different.
Speaker 2: I feel like you said something like, uh, I can't
Speaker 2: remember what it was exactly.
Speaker 1: Referring to Lily's father. Lily, Lily's father makes and he's
Speaker 1: definitely it's definitely a middle class, and then he has money.
Speaker 2: But Okay, I think you just you just kind of
Speaker 2: did it again, cutting swing, I do Wait, what did
Speaker 2: I do? That guy's a lot of money, he's middle class.
Speaker 2: I said that guy's upper middle class. He actually has money.
Speaker 2: Oh upper middle class? What is upper middle class?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like maybe easily.
Speaker 2: Easily over like two k k like that' uper middle class.
Speaker 2: Like you're making I like what you said the first time,
Speaker 2: two thousand.
Speaker 1: That's like because that's the kind of money that if
Speaker 1: something goes wrong, you don't have to like panic about
Speaker 1: the rest of your life falling apart. Mere sun goes wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I call class beef.
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Speaker 1: This is crazy. Oh my god. The poor, the wealth
Speaker 1: disparity in the current country is so bad. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at like the current reculator to what middle class is
Speaker 1: shut up looking Christ, this is crazy. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: You have terrible timing. Fifty eight thousand dollars is not
Speaker 1: even close to middle class currently anymore. That is fucking
Speaker 1: so sad. That is so sad. Oh my god. Bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but dude, we keep we gotta gotta, we got. Let's
Speaker 1: kind of out here. I have fun by a horrible
Speaker 1: damp so on all over you though,