Speaker 1: I'm calling it. I think there's a d DOS attack
going on on Twitter right now?
Speaker 2: What attack?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, what's it? What's what's it called? A directed denial
of service or something?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was just trying to get on it
and I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's only Twitter. I thought it's maybe the
Wi Fi but only and he's not working for all
of us independently.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, so if you're out there in the chat,
let us know.
Speaker 1: Uh, just need a denial of service not directed there
yet if.
Speaker 2: You're a white hat hacker, help us.
Speaker 1: I just want to know. Yeah, it is Twitter down.
Are we on the are we on the forefront the
news cycle here? Yeah? That's what I'm saying, is this
is how it begins. Twitter goes down? Yeah yeah, yeah,
uh all right. It is our number three off the bench,
which means on a Monday that we kick things off
with weekend winners. That's how win it has done. That's right.
We can't have anyone to freak out out there. Okay,
he's got a k bark and Poloser got too far.
I'm by winning. I went here and I went there. Now,
what are you doing what it takes to win? A championship. Wow. Winning, Well,
then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 3: What's that.
Speaker 4: Win the whole thing?
Speaker 5: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: A lot of chats saying it's down, some Texas users
saying it's not. So I have no idea. We'll continue
to uh to to update.
Speaker 2: UH got a smart ass comic glad it was Twitter
not X.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a funny moment on Room where I
was talking about how I thought that I kept calling it.
Speaker 2: Twitter, and he's like, that's the same thing, just like
that was a.
Speaker 1: Big room things like room on X. I know that
and sometimes how I thought it was the dumbest rebrand
in corporate history. It's super. He's like, I love you.
Those are guys like pay your BAMA whatever. And I
was like, and that's what I tell all my friends.
I love X. I just absolutely love X. What a
great rebrand by Elon. I mean really just making it
way cooler than it was before. No, so I'll say
X there. I'm not saying it here. I'm only saying
X there for the money. It is Twitter, and it
will always be to me, uh my first weekend Winter
the House of Mouse. I'll be damned. They're always good
for getting you once. And look, this is a trip
that was a bit tougher in some ways because doing
the Room show six to seven every day, we'd have
to leave the park around four point thirty, which is
really when I'm generally hitting my sweet spot because that's
when the casuals leave. To you, about eight nine hours
in you want to push you to twelve thirteen, like
that's when I thrive. We kept having to leave. It sucks.
So Saturdays so up to you know, there were some
rough moments, but I'll be damn Saturday went to Cinderella's table.
Who knows how far in advanced the in laws planned
this one. But it's in the castle. It's a meal
in the castle, very good and at one point, as
far as she hasn't posted it publicly to make fun
of me yet, my wife's filming me and I'm sitting
there enjoying a glass of wine with tears leaking out
of my eyes, not sobbing, not sobbing, but certainly tears
streaming down my face. As Yes, the the mouse one
is again, you know, does it continue to be a
ridiculous waste of money? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Wait, you were crying at Disney because like happy tears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy happens once a trip. Yeah, it really does.
It happens once a trip, and you see why the
mouse always wins. But yeah, this time it was Cinderella's table.
They got me. It's something stupid too, I think, like
just interacting with the kids and they just seemed like
they were so happy.
Speaker 2: No, don't feel bad. When I was in New York,
I was at Saint Patrick's Cathedral and something came over me.
Speaker 1: You were overwhelm heard of god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what it was, like.
Speaker 1: I just it's there's beauty and art, there's taking the
colors a laundry.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nowadays you go into church cells straight lines, yeah, monochromatic.
Speaker 2: But you go to that beautiful cathedral.
Speaker 1: And it's the Uh. It's like I was talking to
my daughter about the other day. You know, We're walking
to the bathroom, just me and my oldest and I'm like,
you know what like architecture is. And I'm telling them, like,
look at these buildings, right, like the articts of hey
Bill Billings. When I'm like, see, but you can make
like you can make art in anything. Look at this. Yeah,
And you know we're looking at like the old castle
styles of old like Germans. I'm like, isn't that in
that beautiful ballbus so love that shout out to the cathedral.
We need to bring it back, We need to fing
I mean it is true though. You look at like
just all the stupid little architecture of a place like Disney,
and it's supposed to evoke like fantasy worlds and whatnot.
But yeah, what what when did brutalism and all of
these straight lines and right angles take.
Speaker 2: Out It's small things but a little.
Speaker 1: Flourish, Yeah, having a little pride in the work.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to Like they don't even have playgrounds and
like fast food stuffy?
Speaker 3: Yeah as a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw the McDonald's thing that went viral the
other day. It's just like a couple of screens.
Speaker 3: Remember the chairs used to be like the McDonald's characters too,
Like you had Yeah whatever the purple guy's name is,
I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Is it because its distant demoralization of our society?
Speaker 1: Is it because it's cheaper not to do this stuff?
Speaker 2: No, they convinced you that like modern was the way
to go, Like these modern straight lines, minimalistic. It's like
it's a trendy thing, and that's no give me all,
give me all the stuff, give me maximalist, give me
the old architecture.
Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking about that's a texture.
Speaker 2: Texture.
Speaker 1: I'm reading a book on Roman Persia right now and
they talk about in this one point where the the
Persian art takes a huge leap forward and they think
it's because you had a bunch of Roman craftsmen kind
of come over. And I was just thinking about how, like, yeah,
it used to be a real shine of pride, of like,
look at what the human hands have wrong of the civilization.
What happened. What happened?
Speaker 2: People lost pride.
Speaker 5: So it makes you know what one of the things
about New Orleans so great is when you're in New Orleans,
it doesn't really look like anything else that we have now.
Speaker 1: Still has a lot of character, Yeah, still has a
lot of that.
Speaker 5: My first weekend where it's gonna be something pretty simple,
having the opportunity for a week straight just to wake.
Speaker 1: Up and have breakfast with my family. Yes, don't get that.
Speaker 5: We all you know, obviously get here early before anybody's
really up or having breakfast. And even on the weekends
we typically have basketball, soccer, baseball, some type of a game,
and that's the first thing that you know, kind of
gets us going. But we all woke up early, we
all went down to breakfast. We all sat there, had
conversation for forty five minutes, and you know, don't get
that often ever really, so to have it for a
week straight, we can winter.
Speaker 1: Top five foods at a breakfast buffet. Go breakfast, buffet, breakfast.
But was this not a buffet?
Speaker 5: Oh no, this No, you sit down and you you
get to order. Okay, Yeah, I had french. I had
peach french toast.
Speaker 1: Oh you're you're a sweet breakfast boy. Yeah, with some
sausage links. Hell yeah to me, that right there is
the number one breakfast buffet. Food links links specifically kind
of the hardest to screw up. They sit the best
in the pan, right, Like, eggs are really tough. We're
gonna get some eggs, but it's ever gonna be good eggs.
Patty's generally gonna be a little overcooked. Bacon's really hit. Yeah,
pancakes aren't great. Now, Okay, I'm gonna go sausage links.
One waffle maker too. Waffle maker is great because waffle maker,
it's fresh it's hot, comes out consistent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, waffle maker has got to be up there.
Speaker 1: Omelet guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe number three potatoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, potatoes always play well in the pan. Grits, Gritzer.
I feel like grits are.
Speaker 5: If somebody knows what they're doing, yes, if they don't,
So what's number five then?
Speaker 1: Ever? Going links waffle maker, Omelet, hash Browns, No, no fruit.
Speaker 2: It's not hash browns.
Speaker 1: Potatoes, potatoes, hashbrod, potatoes all the same family to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm talking about the breakfast potatoes.
Speaker 1: I would take that. I love a good cereal bar,
but that's just me, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the cereal bar.
Speaker 1: I mean a bagel because generally you're gonna have a toaster.
Bagels good and you can bring that thing to life
no matter where you're at, the same thing with toast
cheese on it. Yeah, yes, maybe the bread fifth there.
Speaker 2: All right, we can win it for me. Former LSU
tiger Hailey van Lyth. I feel like we can do
this because it's like, not really, we don't have anything
to do with TCU, But Hailey van Lyth uh TCU
won the Big Twelve tournament and she won Big Twelve
Player of the Year tournament Champion, she won, or a
tournament MVP, she won Newcomer of the Year. Uh. Yeah,
So she's just out there killing it at TCU. Sometimes
you just need a you just need to go somewhere different,
is really and so that's why I kind of.
Speaker 1: Is she playing point card no, okay to good like Louisville.
Speaker 2: She Yeah, she's back at her original position. So shout
out of Haley van List sixty three points on the
weekend through three games, so she was balling hbl Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Hey tech, Yeah, we can win it for me.
Speaker 1: We know that.
Speaker 3: The uh Los Angeles Rams reside Matthew Stafford. They have
now signed Davante Adams to a two year deal. They
were looking on moving on from Cooper Cup, and uh
they've done so in a big way. We can winner
Los Angeles Rams. You got your QB back and you
got Davante Adams back. Well, you've added DeVante Adams.
Speaker 1: I don't know what adding Devanta Adams does for me anymore.
The one Davante Adams play I saw last year was
when the Jets tried that like double reverse pass or something,
and he just got lit up. It was very embarrassing.
He had that went real horny, real quick, guys, you'll
need to relaxed.
Speaker 3: In between the Raiders and the Jets. He had eleven
hundred yards eight touchdowns last year with bad QB play.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, yeah it's great. Actually, so where's Cooper Cupkina go?
Speaker 3: He hasn't been traded yet.
Speaker 1: We'll see any any other weekend winners, any other week
and winners. Yere, I wish oh man, I'm an idiot.
Josh Allen's a weekend winter.
Speaker 5: He just got a new six year, three hundred and
thirty million dollar contract that includes two hundred and fifty
million dollars guaranteed.
Speaker 1: Damn only slightly more.
Speaker 3: Than DeShawn Watson's guaranteed deal.
Speaker 1: Two two thirty guaranteed. Yep, I'm trying to Twitter's down,
so I can't okay here, sorry, Jake, go ahead.
Speaker 5: I was just say most guarantee money now is Allen
at two fifty, Deshaun Watson at two thirty, Dak Prescott
at two twenty nine point four, and Joe Burrow at
two nineteen.
Speaker 2: One of those don't belong.
Speaker 1: Actually, two of those don't belong.
Speaker 2: Wait would you say Josh.
Speaker 1: Allen to Burrow Shawn Watson.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't hear Deshaun Watson to don't belong.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tay, Tay, give me this video right now before
I leave this segment, I just put a redit link
and week in Winners. But it's Billy Wagner receiving the
call that he's sorry. Track that's turned on. Wait John fifty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this isn't change.
Speaker 1: Here is going to be making million next year this okay? Okay,
got the video. Okay, guys, now look close. Maybe an.
Speaker 5: Audio no, no, no, we can I mean, okay, audio,
I feel like no audio audio to shut up.
Speaker 1: Just give me the all right, just video. You zoom
in it all okay, I don't think. Yeah, you don't
need to shoo him. That's the point. You don't need
to zoom in. You noticed the you too. Man's got
pants bro gesu. No, that ain't no fupa laundre that
that that ain't no gut I mean, sheesh, Billy, I
mean those pants are ty yeah but still yeah, yeah,
normally if your pants are that tight, everything you.
Speaker 3: Know a compressed, I mean that is compressed.
Speaker 1: That's that's just a lot of meat. Oh who knew?
I mean is that the balls that it takes to
be that level closer. Yeah, think so look at that guy. Geez,
it's like staring at me and it's everything. You know,
it's a lot going on. All of the Genitalia just
really mashed up there in the one Giant Catchers Mitt sheeesh, guy,
how do you get those pants on? I agree it.
I think it was mostly sports social media that I
first saw that video on. So I don't want to
take credit for the joke, but I do love that
you all saw the video and Jake within two seconds
immediately knew what we were talking about there. Billy Wagner
that we can winter Billy. That was the gets the
Hall of Fame call, and the Internet figures out he's
got the package. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bats are pretty tight, so it's like, how did
you hide that for so long?
Speaker 1: Maybe a cup though, right, I don't know. Maybe cups,
as I mean.
Speaker 2: I think you're supposed to wear a cup either way.
Speaker 1: Pictures, I think I think cups can make you look big.
But you have it's like a you know, it's like
a push up broads. You have no idea what's actually
stuffed in there. Now, Billie's on the other hand, brave, brave.
There at the end, Uh, we can loser. Netflix raising
its price seventeen.
Speaker 2: Seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Ye again, I I I I'll just continue to repeat
it weekend loser, the average American. Yeah, we are getting.
Speaker 2: Railed, thank you.
Speaker 1: I I have many things. I was I was flying
through my head and I was like, can I say this, Yeah,
we are getting bent over. Yeah, no vacil by inflation
right now, and nobody's getting raises and everything's any more expensive.
We are all as a people getting pay cuts, absolutely
miserable seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: And they're gonna keep doing it because there's nothing you
can do it. You have to keep buying the stuff.
Speaker 1: You so like, yeah, they're gonna need the Netflix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I guess Netflix you don't have to buy.
But like, in terms of everything else, if like if I.
Speaker 1: Would at this point, I would absolutely cut off Netflix.
If I didn't have kids, Yeah they don't. I don't
watch enough stuff on it.
Speaker 2: I don't either, But I just started Taylor put me
on a show running point. I started watching it last night.
Speaker 1: I really like it.
Speaker 3: It's really yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's just more of a function of I'm
not watching much at all. Right, Yeah, no, same, I
like I would have had for like Peaky Blinders if
I had that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: Definitely I was watching Peaky Blinders. It says not all
of us the richer getting richerd exactly, but I said
us here, boots in the ground, the common people, we
are getting just down right now. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Go South. Can't believe Netflix raising price on inflation. That's
pure greed. Well again, but like this is that's the
thing I love capitalism. Corporations can be good in creating
a better user product up to a certain point, but
that does tip eventually, right, And if a corporation's sole
goal for existing, it's not like malicious, it's not nefarious.
But the sole goal for existing is to increase dividends
is to increase the stock price. So yes, when you
hit a glass ceiling, what are you gonna do? Easy
little price raise because you know people play it all
of a sudden, bigger dividends because you have more revenue.
It's it's again, it's just the nature of the corporation.
It's why hopefully you would have some checks and balances there,
but uh, not gonna lie, I feel like the oligarchies
kind of uh juicing up right now. I wouldn't expect
any I wouldn't expect any corporation regulation coming up anytime soon,
though you know, I'm sure many people would argue though,
you don't want that anyway, So whatever, dude, I hope
the trickle down works, because, like if I wish some
of these billionaire would start pissing on me, because right
now I'm dry, I'm I'm dry as hell, and I'm thirsty.
And if it takes drinking Elon's urine to get a
little bit, well whatever, I guess that's just the world
in which we live.
Speaker 2: Well, then you just got to restracture the whole restructure
the whole tax code. It's not the idea of trickle
down economics that doesn't work. It's the tax code that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it ain't working.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm not you know, I talk about sports
and a stupid German hat every days to come up
with thank you, thank you, that's true, thank you, Daniel.
Netflix better release Stranger Things season five this year a.
Speaker 2: Month subscribe, Okay, they're all gonna be like twenty five
years old. Plan since we like married eleven is married
and stuff.
Speaker 1: Plain a kid, How are they going to make her
all look like the same person? Instagram face? Yeah, I
don't like it?
Speaker 2: Are you saying, Jake? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Instagram was full Instagram face?
Speaker 2: You know what Instagram?
Speaker 1: You know what Integram. It's like, you know, Instagram face,
the lips and the contour and they just look exactly
the same. Every person just looks exactly. It's same.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How old is she?
Speaker 2: I don't know, she's like married, yeah to jovies, Yeah,
she's twenty one.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: This is from something we talked about two weeks ago,
and I just want to bring it back up because
maybe I just.
Speaker 1: Bring it up every week until it happens.
Speaker 5: Andrew Jones from age nine, from when he was nineteen
until he was thirty years old, compared to Mike Trout
when he was nineteen HITTINGMBRIS old hits Andrew Jones one thousand,
six hundred and eighty three Mike Trout one thousand, five
hundred and forty three home runs, Andrew Jones three hundred
and sixty eight Mike Trout three hundred and fifty RBI's
Andrew Jones one thousand, one hundred and seventeen Mike Trout
eight hundred and ninety six gold.
Speaker 1: Gloves during that time for Andrew Jones eight. So he
still didn't make the Hall. He still hasn't.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: The Billy Wagner made me think about it. Yeah, yeah, pathetic, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Mike, Sorry, No, I was just gonna say, Mike
Troullt is a really good example of like sometimes you
can be too loyal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Yeah, I mean yeah you can. Miles Garrett,
Oh yeah, and we can get it in a Miles
Garrett if you want to talk Miles Garrett.
Speaker 3: Just all he did the best two months would say
he wanted to go to a contender just to resign
with the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 1: Just oh I missed the re signing. Yeah, he said
he was gonna sit out. Okay, more of TV.
Speaker 4: Off the Bench. Welcome in to the best morning sports
this show around Off the Bench with Esther and.
Speaker 1: T Bob one. You know what I mean? Is there
no to be tailgame for the baseball game this weekend?
I don't believe. So.
Speaker 2: Could you got back like way too late for me
to like think it's weekend?
Speaker 5: Saint Patti's Yeah, great and Sunday. I've got my youth
football camp in shrief.
Speaker 2: Pope, I got it, and y'all left town for a
whole week. We couldn't like, Yeah, we'll play one for antcu.
Speaker 1: No, I got ut. I gotta do bro, I gotta
do like a I gotta do like a spring cleaning,
having that classic Disney thing where you just come back
with a bunch of crap and you realize you already
have a ton of crap at home, and so now
I'm just covered in crap and I gotta get rid
of crap. Don't know what. Maybe maybe like a garage sale,
but like, don't sell anything, groage giveaway. Oh I guess donations. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Even though
a garage sale could be fun if you sold everything
for like a dollar something. I iced to love. That's
a good memory.
Speaker 5: My mom used to have griade sales like growing up,
I used to love love grod sales.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget an old lady. One time we were
having in my house and a woman asked my mom
how much this purse was. Mom told her maybe it's
like two bucks in my I don't know, and then
she got the change that was in the purse already
to pay for it? Heady play Yeah, I've had old woman.
I mean, you're not gonna sit there and be like,
well no that money? No, no, no, sorry, you got played.
It's a free purse. It's a free purse. Uh. Did
he also have later hosed in a mauns of hat?
I do not, unfortunately, even though I feel like a
good later hosing is something that I've always wanted. Not German,
so maybe that's a bit of a problem. But if
you catch me this weekend, catch me outside, how about that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: If you catch me at Saint Patti's Day, I will
absolutely be wearing this hat. It's a German hat. I
don't want to hear it. Don't tell me. It's a
German hat and it's actually and it's Irish holiday. I
don't care. It's green and when you see this hat,
you're like, oh, that guy wants to drink beer. And
That's what I'm going to do this weekend. So yes,
I'll probably have a kilt on in this hat at
some point this week and can't wait, can't wait. It's
gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Germans celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. So it's fine, do they Yeah,
they have a huge parade of Munich.
Speaker 1: I wonder does anybody not celebrate Saint Patrick's Day kind
of matter, like Western European.
Speaker 2: Countries probably the Middle East?
Speaker 1: Uh, well exactly, the Western and European would maybe preclude
them from being thrown throw thrown into that tabab where
you be positive Saint Patria? I don't know yet. That's
a good Uh, that's a that's a good question.
Speaker 2: You can come with me. Where are you going Lucky Palooza?
Speaker 1: Is it kid friendly?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1: What's Lucky Polusa? Sounds like an old school type situation.
Speaker 2: I can tell you more about it.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, now I like this if you know, you know, yeah,
I can't wait, as I'm talking about just adding crap
to the house. I can't wait to end up with
a bunch of cheap stuffed animals and toy swords and
flutes and whatnot over over this weekend. What are you
going to do for Saint Patty's When is it? What?
Speaker 3: This is Sunday or Saturday? Like the actual day?
Speaker 1: What do you do? St? Patty's Is always like what
am I going to do for the parade? Yeah? Because
I meant Patty's Day's next Monday. Yeah, no, probably not, okay,
Just you really didn't know that it's the seventeenth.
Speaker 3: No, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: You no idea, sampettitive, it is seventeenth, and you're not
going to do anything for Saint Pattis's not a big
parade guy.
Speaker 3: You berated me in the chat on Monday for talking
about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I'm not a big parade guy.
Speaker 1: Uh. You just shutting down parades on LOUNDI gras what
a take.
Speaker 3: I'll probably be at home.
Speaker 1: What a garbage take. I see why you and Jordan.
Uh was fought now that.
Speaker 2: Jordan's not a parade guy either.
Speaker 3: I As a matter of fact, out of everybody in
the room, the only one who said they liked Marty
Girl was Cassie.
Speaker 1: Marty Girl is awesome. But it just all comes down
to same thing with any parade. It just comes down
to your bathroom situation. What's your ease of use to
a toilet and what's your ease of used to drinks?
And if you are getting high marks on both, you're
gonna have a good time. If you're not, you're gonna
end up hitting a knee behind a truck, trying to
pee under the wheels. So nobody sees you, and it's
just a good time. It's it's not a good time.
Speaker 2: So that's one thing. Another thing to me is like
getting in and out, like parking, getting there, getting out
of there, figuring out how to get to the parking,
where to park. And then also I just hate people
in my personal space. I don't like people touching me.
I don't like strangers like bumping up on me. I
don't I just can't.
Speaker 1: So you don't need it. So yeah, so you don't
know thyself, you don't need to go to a public
spot exactly. You need to have a spot to set
up that spot. Yeah, you need somebody who's got a balcony.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I was on the flow, absolutely yeah, but I
can't be in a crowd like yeah.
Speaker 1: That's heir. I mean again, know thyself. I agree. I
mean I've become bougie as well. Ideally I want to
be set up in a good spot for any parade.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of that. But also like I'm
very paranoid, Like I'm just like a paranoid person. Yeah,
so be like I'm like, there's so many people, something's
gonna pop off.
Speaker 5: Are you going to go to the parides with all
your clan Jakie Agra or sorry Saint Patty's Yeah, oh yeah.
I think Saint Patrick's Day parade here in ben Rouge
is maybe it's kind of what we do, which is
why it's no surprise that Taylor's not there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sad if he's this bad already, just not imagine like.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, like keep that from his children.
Speaker 3: So all the things a Landra pointed out, you have
to deal with all of that. And what's my payoff?
I mean, what am I doing this for getting drunk
in great weather? No, it's it's fine, that's that's all great.
But like dancing, I'm kind of just standing there like dancing,
you know, talking to other human Yeah, I mean I
can I can do that anywhere, you know.
Speaker 1: Just having a generally great time. Anyway. I think Saint
Patti's Day Parade is awesome. I think is X back up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: There we go, Becca go DJ shout out go DJ.
My guy Gay said, uh says, I'm DJing all day
at ivars. You and Jay come through some chords like
swag off the stage. Oh oh well not anymore, thank you.
Speaker 3: Desk is a little bit more bear today.
Speaker 5: Seven years, seven years, and some people just act like
it's nothing, nothing good.
Speaker 1: Where's our worst dinner? Dunkle sponsor just well, yeah, hey
this happened. Bring it in. Yeah, beer sponsors, if you
want to sponsor the show, let us know, free agents.
Speaker 2: We love all beers, yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly, until you pay me. Then I love your your beer,
only your beer. We were loyal too, uh all right,
alas in this economy, you know what is loyalty? Get
you nothing nothing?
Speaker 2: Mike Trout, damn j C.
Speaker 1: Horn four year, one hundred million dollar extension, seventy million guarantees.
I didn't even we didn't get into Miles Garrett. I
want to talk about him. Ever, we can do so
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Speaker 4: Welcome back to more sports talk. What's some other stuff
mixed in off the bench with Hester and TI Bob.
Speaker 1: Jean Paul Baldry says, after I got hit with a
taser by a little old lady, it killed parades for me.
True story. What were you doing to this woman to
get tags?
Speaker 2: I none, sounds like it might have been justified.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Plus, old ladies can be like unreasonably feisty.
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know. I feel like it takes a
lot for an old lady.
Speaker 1: I don't know, know. Yeah, I don't know. I guess
if it's yeah, if you run into like an old
Karen type.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if you look like if y'all are both
walking to y'all's vehicles, it happens to be in a
secluded place. She's like, he's following me to and you
didn't actually do anything, you know.
Speaker 2: Like better say than sorry?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, true. How do we know? I mean,
we can't just take John Paul's word.
Speaker 3: I don't think you would admit if he did that.
We need to hear the story.
Speaker 1: I I've always had a certain affinity with old women.
I don't know why I told him before, but when
I started radio in New Orleans eight to midnight, those
were the only people that would come up to me
in public and ask me about my show. When you
see the Pelicans games and stuff. I guess that's when
I was actually doing six and nine in the morning. Still.
But yeah, my wife used to always be like, what
what is like? Why are there only why do only
old women listen like geriatric women? And you know why
because they've got the best sensit of humors. Yeah, everybody
wants to be all precious with them, but they're the
bodiest and raunchiest of us. All old men love me
there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what it is they love me.
They do. Yeah, you have that celebrity bowling things that
I did. Oh my god, they were like I was
like charming that room up. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Maam a gump. Yes we do. Hey, now, okay, relax guys, okay, relax, uh,
Daniel says, man scats at Boa from midair and the
old from the old lady and she took it by force. Yeah,
as we do. You know, well, I guess you already
missed parade season. But like, never compete with other adults overthrows.
What are we doing here?
Speaker 4: What do you what?
Speaker 3: We were talking about this and I think I think
it was Tuesday and laundre talking about this, like what
are you gonna do with that throw? After that parade?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Yeah, it's worth nothing at the moment. It's easy
to get caught up in the moment. I had to
direct karmic uh experience. I had a direct Karmack experience
with the benefits of not being one of those weirdos.
Where I was at the Indemian Ball and a frisbee
was flying through the air. There's a woman standing on
a chair behind me, and I straight up Odell Beckham
this house. I went up there one handed, snag got
the frisbee, and then like a minute later, I'm like,
what am I doing? And so I went up there.
I was like, I'm really sorry. I don't know what
came over me. I think, I don't know. Here's the frisbee,
it's got a little over competitor whatever. And she's like, oh,
let's be whatever. Co come meet one of my friends.
Who's her friend? Who's she there with? Todd McClure, my
favorite football player of all time? And so I ended
up getting to drink and party all night with Todd
McClure's see the immediate karmic lesson that the universe sent
me there. Don't compete with other adults of her throws.
What are you doing? Guys? What are we doing. Yeah,
what are you gonna do with them afterwards?
Speaker 2: Also, if I run throws, don't cuss me out.
Speaker 1: If you're on the float, yeah, I think you just
got to take it. I think.
Speaker 3: That's the power of being on the float.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, if you're on the float and you don't
last the entire time, you deserve to be shamed of it.
And I've been there. I've been there every time I've
ever ride, I've been there. So shame away. But yeah,
the best part of you know, you get excited. Yeah,
you suck. Might want to chill on the OBJ references
to Diddy allegations. Yeah, it's not a good cycle for OBJ, and.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe this one.
Speaker 1: It feels like a lot of people, it feels like
a lot of people are kind of waiting on Drew
SKIE's downfall little bit here or a little taking. They're
reveling in it a bit because he's been so funny exactly,
he's been so long sicily successful that people are almost
loving what's the latest? Don't crazy it's hard to talk
about on it.
Speaker 2: I feel like this you can say, yeah, go ahead,
like there's an allegation. And by the way, I think
this is fake, This cannot be real just based on this, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if I have an opinion on the veracity,
but there is a woman suing yes, and ob J
and Drewski were added as defendants. And what did she
claim that risk?
Speaker 2: He claimed that drew Ski put loop body oil, body oil,
baby oil all over himself and was using her as
a slipping slide, which and she said it knocked the
wind out of her due to his enormous size.
Speaker 1: Okay, we ain't talking Billy Wagner, so like it's actual
body size.
Speaker 3: Was she willingly acting as the slipping slide like pulp
the brakes?
Speaker 1: Because the first also the first sentences before.
Speaker 3: He yeah before, Like I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Story, just stick to the funny element, which is drew
Ski just lathered in body.
Speaker 2: Oil, enormous sizes, jiggling all around.
Speaker 1: Uh, jumping on of something. Stuff like the baby oil
allegation though, I mean, you know, we do know there
was a lot of baby.
Speaker 2: Oil, but I don't know that. Just I find that
very hard to believe.
Speaker 1: What's that? What's the ob J stuff? I don't know
that one? And it just they just said that he
has been said, but it is not. I have not
seen the same thing that mmm, so who knows where
all that will end up going? He has skits with Diddy. Yes,
that are very interesting, very very odd to look back.
Speaker 3: I don't know a ton about him. I know of
people do I don't know what ton about him.
Speaker 1: He's great, He's very funny. I mean I shouldn't say great.
I don't know content.
Speaker 2: Great guy.
Speaker 1: I've always had his content to be uh, to be
very very funny. Guys. I want to remind you.
Speaker 2: Using someone as a slip and slidest objective if yeah.
Speaker 1: If you removed all the bad details and it was
a consensual thing. Yes, slip and sliding over a new
other human being. Uh, like it's some sort of new
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Where did it go? I had? For what it's worth?
Since we mentioned the story, we should I think mention.
The response from Drewski says, quote, this fat allegation is
a fabricated lie. I wasn't a public figure in twenty eighteen.
I was broke living with my mom without any connections
to the entertainment industry at the time of this allegation,
So the inclusion of my name is truly outlandish. My
heartbreaks for actual victims of abuse, but I'm fully common
of the evidence will expose this falsehood of the individuals
who are maliciously trying to gain the legal system to
pedal false narrative. So whatever, gross, We'll see again. I mean, well, whatever,
just with greasy in general. Ask the bench no longer
brought to you? Uh we had to run, you know what, though,
maybe it's done. Busy heart Seltzer sucks. I never was
Jake ever a Saints fan, if not, was his childhood team.
Uh yeah, definitely Saints growing up. Definitely ask the bench
when you l comes to the box, should we boo
them loudly to avenge kjnomics? Okay, coming to the box?
Speaker 3: Somebody reported.
Speaker 1: No, I know they did, but I thought that was
just maybe a one weekend thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm saying they've found out that
it was like a ull guy who reported no.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 1: I went after him on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Uh no, because the baseball gods are very finicky and
I just I don't want to do.
Speaker 1: That, ask the bench. Thoughts on Jalen Milroe's hand size
growing half an inch over half an inch.
Speaker 5: Combine, Uh, you can do stretches because it's not like
the length like from the bottom of your palm to
the top of your you know it's Yeah, you can
stretch it because it's from your pinky to the end
of your thumb. So there is stretches like you can see,
like my kind of doesn't stick out.
Speaker 1: There's ways to I found a quote from Kurt ben Kirt,
former NFL quarterback who is a very good content creator
for a lot of video game stuff. Actually, but he
tweeted over a month ago that this was going to happen. Yeah,
he said, there's ways to cheat the combine hand size testing.
Watch he is going to measure larger at the combine
than he did the Senior Bowl. And sure enough. Thoughts
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