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Speaker 1: Made a decision.

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Speaker 2: A face sunny sum I haddasion yet night.

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Speaker 1: Too week CLO's up, everybody? What's the folks?

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Speaker 2: Nice Stephanie, how are you Happy Friday? Happy Friday t gif?

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That's right, we're off school today. Oh Jesus in my

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off school too.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a staff development day. Oh okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And for the first time, did I tell you this

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last week that my kids that were skipped we skipped

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open house last night.

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't really sit, No you did. I like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my kids are like, well, so Lbie school is

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doing having a laser tag like a fundraiser, right, so

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their campuses are different, so they so for the middle school,

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they were doing this laser tagm M. And I think

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this is cute because Elbie wanted to go. I love

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laser tag, Zadie and Xander loved laser tag, and Albie

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really loves laser tag. But she said most of the

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eighth graders are like too cool for school now and

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they don't want to go.

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Speaker 1: But she rounded up a couple friends. Good. She was like,

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let's not care about what's cool or not. It's fun.

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Let's go.

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Speaker 3: So Sadie and Xander were like last year, the same

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thing happened. Their open house was on the same night

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as the Laser Tagh and we went to their open house.

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And this year they're like, we've seen We've been there,

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done that, and like, you know what goes on in

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our classroom.

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Speaker 2: They're not even interested anymore. They're such lame ducks. Yeah,

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we about to graduate. They're like, no, we'd rather go

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to laser tag And I was like, great with men,

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God tell me twice, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Open house is so dumb. It is one hour.

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Speaker 2: The actual open house part where you go in the

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classroom is for one hour.

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Speaker 1: Guess what, I can go in the classroom anytime I

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want out and look around.

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Speaker 2: If I want to go in the morning, I could

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walk around, Hey, what are you guys doing? This looks

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cool exactly? How about after school can they can show

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me whatever? Why do we have to have a special

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night for that. I know I don't need to see

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Sonny's lame drawings anymore either, By the way, and that

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the fact that you teachers can't put it up with

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the rest of the class. You gotta have it like

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down in the corner, like facing towards the wall. Basically

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his artwork once was oh my god, it was awful, Like,

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all right, I thank god that torture is over and

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his science fair thing on the side and make the

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god I don't giant out of boxes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he beat the system because he took a shoe

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box painted at black, he said, and he put two

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dots on it, and he.

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Speaker 1: Says, it's a domino. I beat the system. The fuck

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does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's a whole I don't know. I know, I

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kind of understand he's saying, but still I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just I'm so glad that charade is over with.

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Speaker 2: I know there are a lot of parents that would

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be like, and I listen, one of them that would

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be like, oh, it's fifth grade.

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Speaker 1: They don't do that in middle school. That will be

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the last time.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, good good riding. I'm just saying,

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I'm saying goodbye one year early. I went all the

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way through it with Elbie.

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Speaker 1: I've seen every.

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Speaker 2: Also, I've seen a lot of those classrooms twice at

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this point.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've had some of those teachers. Some of

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those teachers I'm on my third time with them. Yeah,

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because Elbie had one of them, and then Sadie had one,

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and now Xander has the same teacher.

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Speaker 2: Guess what, I know what they do already. I've seen it,

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been there. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, what else is going on? Okay,

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let's see, I was last week or early in the week.

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I was telling you about the weekend, right, and I

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hadn't gotten to This is not super noosy, but I

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got robbed at them.

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Speaker 1: All you did you got? I got shaken down. Well no,

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but it's my own fault.

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Speaker 2: And I just I'm going to tell you this, and

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I know because I know you've been there, so and

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I actually was there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not rich.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I am somebody who definitely looks for sales.

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Speaker 1: I buy a lot of stuff at Target. Me too.

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Speaker 3: I try not to buy my kids new stuff all

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the time, and if I do, it's like a T

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shirt here and there, you know.

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Speaker 2: But I got to say, Lvi's at this age where

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she you know, she's into what she wears. And as

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we've talked about, I just I remember, I think something

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gets brought up in me where I remember each thing

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I had, each thing I got was such a big

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deal because I got like two pairs of jeans, and

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I didn't always get like the exact kind I wanted

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that I felt so cool, and I got like something

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like adjacent.

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Speaker 1: Yes for a j got like Shimendi Phi.

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Speaker 3: And not even necessarily the rip I mean I did.

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I did go through that phase where my mom tried

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to buy me the rip off. But then I think

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we got to a point where it was like she

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was like, you don't need guests, so you can get

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just a pair of jeans that are cute, whereas like

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I just never, you know, I just remember always feeling

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like I don't have really cute clothes. So I guess

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I get a little bit like because also because Elbie doesn't.

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Speaker 1: She's not a kid who's like can I have this?

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Can I have that? Can I have this? She's not right,

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she understands that most of the time I'm going to

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say no.

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Speaker 2: But we're at So we're at the mall. Okay, So

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here's what happened. Sadie and Sadie had a friend come over,

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and I love this girl. This is the one that

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I always tell you, I just adore I adore this.

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This is the one I think who stopped being friends

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with Sadie for like a year, right, and she would

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and then you guys, they got back, Like they're back, yeah, okay,

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Like why didn't we talk?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: But in my defense, Sadie definitely got blown off by

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the girl, right, and the mom wouldn't talk to me

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about it. Remember, I was like trying not to be

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needy but being like, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Is everything okay? And she'd be like, yeah, they're just busy.

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She's just busy.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't busy. She wasn't friends with my kid anymore.

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And my heart is still a little broken about it.

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But I'm happy that they're back. And the girl could

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not be cuter. She's really fun. She's so easy, And

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also the mom is really nice. She's just an easy

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cool mom's so plus it's so nice. And now that

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they're kind of friends again, it's like I texted the

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mom on Saturday and I was like, Hey, what's your

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daughter doing. I've said her name before, it doesn't matter

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because I only say nice things, but her name is Leila.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, Hey, what's Leyla doing?

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Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, she's busy today and tonight, but

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she's free tomorrow, I was like, great, can I take

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So the next day I was like, hey, she's still free,

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can I take her to the mall?

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Speaker 1: She's like sure, yeah, no problem. What time do you

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want her? Yeah? Like great, she comes over again.

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Speaker 2: Just the kind of kid that's fun and outgoing, but

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not too fun and outgoing where you're like I settled down. Yeah,

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Like she's just upbeat. And if Sadie's like Sadie likes

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kids that like, she doesn't want to be the boss

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all the time and have to come up with everything.

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So if Sadie's like, hey, so we'll go to the mall,

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Hey do you want to? So Sadie said, can we

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walk around on our own?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: I started letting Elvie do that at eleven, so I

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was like, sure, this girl's got like a it's not

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an Apple watch, but it's like a smart watch, so

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she can get phone calls on it. But it's not

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like check your email or anything, but she can get

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a call on it.

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Speaker 3: So I got added to her contact so anyway, it

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was fine with her mom. I let them walk around

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for an hour. They were I gave like Sadie like

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ten bucks, and then they were shopping and then they

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told me that they went into the Gucci store.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, imagine a little.

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Speaker 3: Too, because Sadie is hilarious. So I guess Sadie and

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Barrett was she goes. I really wanted to ask, like

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how much stuff was huh?

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Speaker 2: She said?

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Speaker 1: People were looking at us. You know the Tapanga Mall. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love that, how though, like how they'll have like

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they have stores with security guards.

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Speaker 1: I haven't they have a Tiffany store. They do?

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Speaker 2: They have like a Chanelle store. They act like they're

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on Rodeo.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It's the like, guys, you're the Tapanga mall. Relax, yeah,

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settled down. You're in the valley. That was my mall

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growing up. They had an ice cream they had an

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ice skating rink. And I say that, yeah, that's well,

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that was the one that'sself. That was the promenade mall.

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Wait a minute, no, the promenade is on to pang

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Speaker 1: If you're coming from where I lived.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, we're being like that SNL schedule

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now I am. Yeah, that's the okay.

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Speaker 1: To Panga Mall. Had an ice ice skating well across

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the street.

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Speaker 2: But now the promenade has an ice skating rink outdoor rink. Well, okay,

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so there it goes ice skating rink. Then the village

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and now the big, the big Panga mall. Anyway, the

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point is that it's a huge mall. And anyway, they

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had a great time. And then I was also with

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Xander and Elbe and then so Xander, were you know

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how Xander works me for those brands.

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, he likes the brands, brands, brands, brands.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like everything has to be well, he's okay

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with h he likes Nike, he likes Adidas, he likes Champion.

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So he wears the T shirt, but it has to

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be a long sleeved T shirt with like a cool brand.

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He's so finicky. Really, Oh my god, it's hilarious. It's funny.

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We were just talking about boys and their brands and

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their clothes. Because I took the girls to the mall

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in Italian Olivia and we left. Sonny had a basketball

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with his friends, but Sonny's best friend was there, Jensen and.

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Speaker 1: The other kids.

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Speaker 2: They weren't playing that day, but they were dressed. I

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was like Jensen and his skinny jeans.

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Speaker 1: He looks so.

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Speaker 2: Cute with a gel in his hair, Like, why can't

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Sonny dress nice like that? Sonny wears the same thing

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every day, every single day. Was he just wears pumas

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or whatever, sweat shorts he does her pants, shorts, sweat.

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Speaker 1: If it has a tie, he wears it.

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Speaker 2: If it's got buckles or a belt or any it's

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sweat shorts and a T shirt and his UCLA jacket.

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Speaker 1: Every single day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of Xander every day, right, But so,

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but Sonny like doesn't like but his friends now are

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getting older and I'm seeing them, like they're all dressed

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nice stuff. I don't see them on a day, usually

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see him in his basketball. But now I'm looking at

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Jensen going what why? And Natali's like, I know right,

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it makes me mad toom Like in fact, NATAI told

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you this. She had an outing with the boys and

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the boys got to pick an outfit out for the girls,

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and the girls got to pick an outfot.

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Speaker 1: Out of the bulls.

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Speaker 2: Sonny didn't want any part of that. He didn't know

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that's a waste of his time, is to go to small,

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like he does not want to look at clothes at all. Well,

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he will eventually, but he's so cute he doesn't need to.

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I guess not, but I mean, I don't know. It

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just would nice, be nice. I don't think the girls though,

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notice the way the guys dress much, because they do

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now at this age they do. I think because Natalians

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She brings it up a lot. And also Natalia's jensen

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ce partner, which is kind of funny. She imitates him,

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but so she sees him.

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Speaker 1: Every you know. She goes, yeah, mom, he dresses nice.

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Every day. He goes.

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Speaker 2: All of Sonny's friends dressed nice. Sonny's the only one

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that doesn't. I'm like, really, they all dressed nice. She goes,

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not nice nice, but yeah, they they will show up

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in jeans, skinny jeans. Sonny would never put jeans on

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to save his life.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny that you would say that, because we

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were in this store Tilly's, which LB told me is

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too edgy for her.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I laughed out loud. I was like, this

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is my kid. It's such a basic.

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Speaker 4: Bit.

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Speaker 1: She really is, and she will tell you that she's

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very She's like, I'm basic. Yeah, she's I don't.

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Speaker 2: Every too edgy. I was like, too edgy. I go,

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this is sort of like surf clothes.

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Speaker 1: And she goes, mom, it's not surf clothes. And I

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was like, yes it is.

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Speaker 2: She goes, it's skater clothes. That's a different That's what

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I said. I, Oh, isn't that the same thing? She goes, No,

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It's like, all right, I feel like Adam now I

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talk at that point.

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Speaker 1: I right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was so funny, and I showed her

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a couple of things that were actually cute that she went, oh, well,

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I haven't seen that. But Xander likes edgy skate clothes. Okay,

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but he's super picky about he needs a new pair

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of jeans. He's grown out of his jeans. He needs

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new ones. He's like a size so he's eleven, like

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almost eleven and a half, so he needs to wear

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like a size twelve at this point.

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Speaker 1: But they fit fun.

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Speaker 2: So he tried on a couple pairs of jeans. But

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he has this such a specific thing. They have to

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be ripped, they have to be a certain color. They

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can't be too dark.

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Speaker 3: They need to have be distressed, not acid washed, not

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too thick, kind of ripped, and then they have to

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be kind of skinny jeans because we tried on the

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pair jeans. He's like, Mom, look at the leg because

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they were kind of straight cut, and he goes, they're

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too like straight. I go, all right, I see what

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you're saying. They're kind of boxy, they're kind of like

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they just go. He goes, yeah, it's just Mom, it's

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just not cool. I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: Then your leg needs to come in a little bit.

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I was like, okay, yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 2: But then I show him skinnier jeans and he's like,

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I don't like where the rip like it's He's very specific,

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super specific. So I'm like, so we didn't buy those jeans.

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But then he had the T shirts have to be

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a brand long sleeve. It's just a very specific look

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that he's going after, which is so funny. Okay, So

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I get him a T shirt at the Witch Hilly's okay,

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all right.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, so Sadie gets a lot of Elbe's hand me down,

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so I don't spend a lot on her. Now, Alby's

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getting ready to go to camp. Alby's got plenty of clothes,

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but I do notice I'm just saying that a lot

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of her friends.

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Speaker 1: They shop a lot, yeah, I know, and these all

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spend a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of money at the mall, and LB and I

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have talked about it because our friends will bring like

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one hundred bucks to the mall, I know, and like,

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I don't know, like they don't need that all these clothes, right,

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And Elbie's like, I know, I'm just saying, like I'll

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send LBB twenty dollars, and She's like, these girls are

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whipping out and they're not super rich, right, So I

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don't know what the deal is. And I'm not saying

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that I'm trying to keep up with the Joneses, but LB,

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but it has been wanting. She's really into gene shorts,

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uh huh okay, And I feel old school in the

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fact that I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Why are these shorts forty dollars? That seems insane to me.

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I know, right, we are so fucking expensive.

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Speaker 3: Right, But then I always go like, you could get

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a pair of gene shorts at Target for fifteen dollars,

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Like why do we need to spend forty dollars?

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Speaker 2: So I my first response is to go, no, I'm

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not buying gene shorts at Pacsun. Right, No, it's too

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expensive either way, till they're on sale. Wait till you

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have a gift card like that's but that's like then.

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Speaker 1: I then you start. But then I she's like, I

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just want to show you that.

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Speaker 3: I just want to show you for the style, like

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the kind of Jean shorts I like. So then I

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go into Pacsun with her and she's she's just so cute,

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and I ended up buying her two pairs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I spent a.

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Speaker 2: Hundred bucks at pac Son because she showed me these gins.

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Speaker 1: She tried on a whole bunch of them, and I

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was cute, fucking cuting. I know, she was like a teenager.

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And then she so there were two pairs that she

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and she was not asking me to buy her bowl

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and they were kind of similar Lynette, I don't know

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what came over me. She they were very similar, but

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one was like a little bit even more Daisy Duke

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because I totally ripped. And then the other pair was

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like a little more decent, right kind of rolled up

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at the and she had tried them both on and

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she was like, I don't know which ones. I was

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like I'm going to get you a pair. I don't care.

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I'm getting you a pair.

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Speaker 2: And she was like, okay, just which one we'd narrowed

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down to these two, right? And she was like, I mean,

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I really like the because I really like the bottom

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because they're afraid, but they are like a little bit short,

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so I feel like I would wear the other ones more.

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Speaker 1: And I just went, fucking, I'm buying them both. And

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then I had that terrible I know, like, what am

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I wrong with me? What am I doing? Why would

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I do that? They're so similar? She could be fine

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with just one? What happened to me? Then while I

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was at it, I bought our tank took. She needs

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something to wear at the short I know.

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Speaker 2: But then I was like, I draw the line with

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that other shirt you want. If you want that one,

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you could. We don't have a gift card. I'm gonna

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be tough hundred hundred bucks later.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I know what happened Whenete she doesn't need two pairs

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of RiPP Jet first they're almost identical? Yeah, I know,

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but like, how often does that happen? How often are

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you at the mall? I mean to shop for clothes

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with her and it's Lbie too, like I know, it's

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elbe Like if it was an Italia, I would be no, no, no.

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But when it's somebody that doesn't, that's so appreciative. And

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that's somebody that doesn't always you know, she's not always

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talk for a new cler right, she hardly ever asks

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for anything exactly, so you know my view, it's like,

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look good to buy him, you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: This made her so happy too.

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Speaker 2: I bought her love, that's right, I bought some love.

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So she's just always she's just d that's always like

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not really And she was so like what I bet?

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Speaker 1: Shocked?

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Speaker 2: I bet because because first I was mad that shorts

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were forty dollars in the first place. And I was like,

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I was like, you know what, I'm buying them both,

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and she was, honestly her face she was like what

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And I was like, I just don't want to make

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you choose. Oh, plus, need more than one pair of

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shorts for the summer, yeah, going to camp. Yes, I

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was like, let's laundry for me, right, She'll get a

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ton of use out of them. I mean, come on,

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I know, but I was like, what do I think im?

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Erica Jane eric the Real Housewives. I was buying random shorts.

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Speaker 1: Buying two pairs, I know, living on the edge.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, if Kyle can buy herself

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two Rolexes at shopping spree, she can spend fourteen thousand

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dollars on a watch. It's two watches. I can buy

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two pairs of Jean shorts. Yeah, BacT like I'm rich, exactly,

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Act like I'm somebody.

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Speaker 1: Was her friend with her at the mall with you guys.

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Speaker 3: So Sadie and her friend were off shop not Elbie's,

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and we were with.

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Speaker 1: Xander was like tagging along with us.

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Speaker 2: Oh so then at one point so we met back

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up with Sadie and.

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Speaker 1: Her friend and then shopped over it.

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Speaker 3: After they shopped at Gucci and walked around and bought

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themselves headbands. They went to Forever twenty one and got

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themselves headbands.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: The thing that's funny. Many bucks will get you pretty

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far Forever twenty one. Oh yeah, they bought they bought socks.

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They each had money. Oh. They went to Bath and

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Body and found a motion on sale and got themselves.

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Speaker 1: This is what I love. It was buy one, get

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one free, but they each bought one.

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Speaker 3: And then you get a third one somehow, whatever they did,

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they worked some sale and they found a sale and

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then they got themselves a headband and a pair of socks.

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Speaker 1: Forever twenty one. That's that's that's the best. I love

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Forever twenty one.

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Speaker 3: So then I gave them another ten dollars to share

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to go shopping. And meanwhile, I'm spending one hundred dollars

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on jean shorts and don't tell them that was when

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I was alone. I'm like, okay, you can have ten

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dollars and you guys can go right right. Yeah, But

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it was really funny. The girl is really funny and

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she's just fun and Sadie's always in such a good

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mood with her.

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Speaker 2: That's nice. Did she spend the night or just no,

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because it was it was Sunday. And then oh, so

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then they took Xander with them and the three of

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them went shopping and I was just with LB, I see,

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and that's when we bonded. Yeah, and I spent too

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much money, but then I'd already bought Xander the shirt.

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I was like, oh my god, I am like, I

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know a Beverly Hills HOUSEWI money for this. And then

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you're buying them lunch and then they're having for lunch

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and ice cream is twenty two dollars.

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Speaker 1: To get, Like it's insane. I know.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna go to the I needed a

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shirt for yeah, for the tenth anniversary thing because I

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wear the same thing all the time. And I'm like, fine,

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I'm going to go to the mall and get a shirt.

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And then I was like, Natalia, why do not mean

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you go to the mall. You can help me find

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a shirt. And then she's like, okay, can Olivia come

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all right? And then it turned into we're gonna go

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do our thing. We're just gonna walk around the grove.

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And then this is why I hate going to the mall,

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because I'm at the mall and I'm on a mission.

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Speaker 1: But then I see a makeup store like nyx E.

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Speaker 2: I love that, Okay, So I go in there and

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she's like sit down, and I'm like, I do need foundation.

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And now I'm sitting there for twenty minutes. She's doing

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my makeup and I saw I use this on you,

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and she's showing me twenty five different things. I just

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wanted foundation, and I feel bad, so I buy the

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foundation and then I bought the color correction and I

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bought the brush that oh you gotta have the rush.

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So I got that, but then this is why, and

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then you never use it because I'm like, no, I know.

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Speaker 1: Then I get home, I'm like, what was I think

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I looked great? Was not because of the brush? No,

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I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Now I have a brush, right and along with eight

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finger anyway, like yeah, exactly, one way, reading like it's

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all about the brush. I know, Rush, it's twenty five dollars.

469
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,480
It's a great brush. It really lost last year, you

470
00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:24,920
know it. Yes, they do that, and then you know

471
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,680
what happens. You get bristles all over your face. You're

472
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,119
stuck with now you've got hair all over your face. Yeah,

473
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,559
I hate that. So then I was like, I haven't

474
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,359
had a watch in a long time. And then I

475
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,960
watched the Kyle thing with the watch right and the

476
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,720
watch gut put in my head and I was like,

477
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,240
I want to watch I'm gonna buy myself a nice watch.

478
00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: So I bought. I bought this watch.

479
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,559
Speaker 2: Oh it's pretty. It's a what's it called. It's a

480
00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:49,440
Sonola or whatever. Okay, it was like it was it

481
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,160
was twenty percent off big woop. It was like three

482
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,079
hundred bucks. Oh yeah, but I haven't had a watch

483
00:21:56,079 --> 00:21:57,480
in a long time, and I will wear you have

484
00:21:57,519 --> 00:21:59,519
it post made it to you. Yeah, I did, no,

485
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,000
so I buy it. It's really pretty thank you, and

486
00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:04,119
it's pretty simple.

487
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,759
Speaker 1: But it's my style. I like to be people to see.

488
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,599
Speaker 2: I wanted to see the number, and then they had

489
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,319
the ones with all the like Roman numerals.

490
00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, shit, what the fuck?

491
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,519
Speaker 2: I can't I can't even see real numbers, Like I'm blind.

492
00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:16,599
I'm not gonna I want to watch that. Now you

493
00:22:16,599 --> 00:22:19,839
have watches that have numbers on the face, please, And

494
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,640
she's like I got this.

495
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,079
Speaker 1: Navy blue, and I'm like that weird dark I know.

496
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to be English, please you speak

497
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:29,279
English on the watch?

498
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: I know? With these squiggly lines? What is that?

499
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:33,599
Speaker 4: Yeah?

500
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,039
Speaker 1: What is that? So?

501
00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:35,759
Speaker 2: What is it? Is this?

502
00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: The Rams football games? It's a super Bowl number?

503
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,079
Speaker 2: So okay, But my point is is then every time

504
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,920
every stop I made, so then I was.

505
00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: Then I was.

506
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 2: I was in it first of all. Okay, So I

507
00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,599
was in the Bloomingdale's. I went to Macy's and I

508
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,720
looked around and did a lap in Macy's, and I

509
00:22:53,759 --> 00:22:56,200
was like, wow, macy'ss really gone downhill, Like I can't

510
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,680
stand anything I'm looking at right now. I just had

511
00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:02,880
silk material I hate, and all the flowery everything's floral

512
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,400
now and colors just where. Like I was like, you

513
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,720
get over stimulated in department stores too. I'm like, settle

514
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:11,519
down with all these departments, right. First of all, why

515
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:14,000
don't you just have all the women's clothes in one section, right,

516
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:16,359
I don't need eighteen hundred different I don't need the

517
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,279
Eileen Fisher.

518
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 1: Brand over in this corner.

519
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 2: And then upstairs as you got it for if you

520
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:24,079
want athletic wear, you go to the third floor. No,

521
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,680
keep everything to get walking, I know. So then I

522
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:31,440
was like, okay, I bought like a T shirt. I

523
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,880
bought a T shirt I don't know. Oh oh so

524
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:39,200
in Macy's. So then I was like I don't see

525
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,279
anything that I like. It was too casual. It's gonna

526
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:42,839
wear that one. But then I was like this is

527
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,079
a little casual. And then so then I go, oh

528
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,960
they have Bloomingdale. Oh okay, so I go to blooming NEOs. Anyway,

529
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,680
that's when I bought That's when I walked by the

530
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,119
watch section. I was like, well, let me get a

531
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,559
watch on my way now. Meanwhile, it's an hour later,

532
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,480
and I said, I'll meet you girls back in an hour.

533
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: I've done nothing right, nothing for an hour have gone by.

534
00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:01,319
I stopped. I got my whole makeup done.

535
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:05,319
Speaker 2: I got a whole face of makeup and a T shirt,

536
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,680
a workout T shirt that I'm supposed to buy a

537
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,640
nice shirt for a nice event. I buy a workout

538
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,839
T shirt right, wear for a workout.

539
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: Right.

540
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 2: So then so then I go, Okay, I go to Bloomingdale's. Okay,

541
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:18,240
they're gonna have this nice stuff. So then I'm walking around,

542
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,359
I get the watch, and then she does this thing.

543
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,720
She goes, would you like all the time they do this?

544
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 1: You do? You have a Macy's cart, you have a

545
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,400
Bloomingdale's card, you have a Nord Strump car.

546
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 2: Now, don't have a fuck. I have a credit card.

547
00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:32,200
I'm just gonna pay with my credit card, thank you. Now,

548
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,279
would you like to open one?

549
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:33,839
Speaker 1: You'll save tw it?

550
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 2: And I know that I know I could save money,

551
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,799
but no, I don't. I don't want ten cards. I

552
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:40,920
don't need a Bloomingdale's card. I don't need a Macy.

553
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,160
I just want to buy my thing and leave. Can

554
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,680
I just go, okay, what's your phone number? I'm like, what,

555
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,720
why do you need my phone number?

556
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: Run up your account right now.

557
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,559
Speaker 2: You can save twenty percent, and then the next time

558
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,079
you come in you can save five percent, and then

559
00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:54,880
there's gonna be a sale, but only for people who

560
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,079
have a Macy's card, and only You're like, okay, right, oh,

561
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,000
or if you want to buy this now, but come

562
00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:02,000
back in five days and pick it up, because then

563
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:03,440
that's when we're going to have the sale. Why don't

564
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,960
you do that? Like no, I just want my shit.

565
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,519
So I'm buying the watch. Then she does the thing

566
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:12,200
where the watch doesn't I'm like, well, wait a second.

567
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,000
So I'm buying this watch, but it's loose. Now I

568
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,960
gotta go get it tightened. And she goes, yes, it's

569
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:21,279
only up the stairs and three doors down, three doors

570
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:24,119
down from the mall, not from a store. I got

571
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,279
to go outside of the mall and walk down to

572
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,599
a watch place, apparently.

573
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: To get I said, can they do it right there?

574
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,599
That's what I wanted.

575
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: I said no, and then she's like, ma'am, we you

576
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,519
know I actually do have somebody broke my tool.

577
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: I could have done it, but somebody broke it. Oh God.

578
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,359
And I was like, well, then forget it.

579
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,039
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, she didn't want to lose the sale, right,

580
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,680
because I go, I'm not going to this is what

581
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:49,000
I'm I just want to buy my watch and leave.

582
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,920
I don't want to give you my social Security number

583
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,039
and my phone number and.

584
00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: Put my pen. And then I don't want to write.

585
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: And then I don't want to walk ten blocks down

586
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,839
to I got two girls waiting for me because they're hungry.

587
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,680
I can I gonna walk and watch her don't right,

588
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,319
And then I'm like maybe. Then I'm trying not other

589
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,480
watches to see if they fit, just because I don't

590
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,319
want to go get it sized right.

591
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, what am I doing? I want

592
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,240
to get the one watch? So she said no, no, no, no, no,

593
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,680
actually let me.

594
00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:16,279
Speaker 2: She goes, are you in hurry? And I go I go,

595
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,640
why do I seem like I'm in a hurry. She goes, yes,

596
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,680
but I will do it as fast as I can

597
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,599
if you can come back in fifteen twenty minutes. And

598
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:25,960
I was like, all right, because I was gonna go upstairs, right, anyway.

599
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,480
So then she says, so then she fixes it. I

600
00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:31,799
come back and then she goes, so you don't want

601
00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:33,680
to I said no, I don't want to open up things.

602
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,000
She goes, okay, well I'll tell you what I'm want

603
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,200
to do.

604
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:35,559
Speaker 1: Now.

605
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 2: She's trying to like scan numbers, and she goes, because,

606
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,640
are you going to still buy something here? And I go,

607
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,759
uh yeah, and then she goes, well, then you'll get

608
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,119
you'll get your you'll get a discount when you go

609
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,039
upstairs to go buy your shirt, you'll get a disc

610
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:49,599
So she's scanning a number and she's not getting it,

611
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,680
and I'm waiting.

612
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm waiting and Natally is calling and calling, where are you?

613
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,960
Where are you? Where are you? We're hungry, We're hungry.

614
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 2: Just wait, just wait, I said, I still need to

615
00:26:58,519 --> 00:26:59,880
She goes, you didn't get a shirt yet. I go

616
00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:02,119
to Talia is like, mom, we're bonding right now. Now,

617
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:05,519
that's our mother daughter. Yeah, Olivia and I have already

618
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:10,119
bonded here. So I'm like, lady, please, can I just said,

619
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,880
can I just get my watch? I just want to

620
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,880
get my watch and go She goes, no, no, you

621
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,880
are you are you're getting your watch and then she's

622
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,720
trying to skin. She goes this way, you give them

623
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,279
your phone number, and she's like talking while she's trying

624
00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:22,720
to do it. Then you'll get You'll get like she's

625
00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:25,119
trying to drown out the situation that she's trying to

626
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,640
scan the thing and it's not it's not beeping. Then

627
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,319
it beef. Then she goes on to the next thing,

628
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,480
and I'm like, oh my god, what are you wrong

629
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:34,279
with department stores? I hate them all, hate that every time.

630
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,359
If you try to ever buy anything from like a

631
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,039
clinique counter or estay lotter it.

632
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: It's in the sane thing. Yeah, they need like your firstborns. Yes,

633
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,240
they want your phone number.

634
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,319
Speaker 2: You're like, well, that social Security number is in a

635
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,240
card in a safe positive box.

636
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: You're like, well, could you go get it? Yeah? No

637
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,079
I can't. I know, just can you call your bank? No,

638
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,079
it just doesn't air.

639
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna get five percent off, but we have.

640
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,680
And then they want to go above and beyond and

641
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,519
help you. Right, they're gonna help. She's gonna help me

642
00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:02,039
by scanning something with to attach it to my phone number.

643
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:04,359
I don't know what she's doing, what magic she's doing?

644
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:08,200
So then after twenty minutes of this retart, sorry, this

645
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,319
stupid situation, then I go upstairs to go by what

646
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,079
I gotta get, and then I'm checking out, and then

647
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,640
she goes, do you have a phone number with us?

648
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: And I go, oh my.

649
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,039
Speaker 2: God, I'll get I go, I know, I go, but okay,

650
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:24,000
So the lady downstairs put my number in my phone number,

651
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:26,480
so now I'm gonna finally something's going to pay off.

652
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,519
So I'm up there now I give her my phone

653
00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:30,920
number and she goes, no, you're not in the system,

654
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,759
and I go, god, I just bought it.

655
00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: I said, see this watch.

656
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: I just bought this watch like three hundred dollars downstairs

657
00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:39,519
about ten minutes ago, king me, you know, she just

658
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:42,839
did this whole thing. And I stood there because I

659
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,960
wanted the discount. So and she goes, well, sometimes when, oh,

660
00:28:47,119 --> 00:28:49,240
before I gave her that whole thing. She's she goes,

661
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,920
sometimes the phone number is old. And I go, no, no, no, no, no,

662
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,880
I was you're like you but ten minutes old, right,

663
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,880
because I gave it to her ten minutes ago.

664
00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:59,279
Speaker 1: Right. Then she goes, oh, no, only my phone number

665
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,680
didn't expire. She does this.

666
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:04,559
Speaker 2: Then she goes let me call downstairs. They go, oh, no,

667
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,319
fucking check me out.

668
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go. This is why I don't like to

669
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,559
go to the mall.

670
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,519
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine if you're behind somebody that wants to

671
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:14,799
take advantage of all this. Oh yeah, I do want

672
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,039
to open up a car. Then you're standing there waiting

673
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,319
and waiting and waiting, and then she's opening up her car,

674
00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:22,640
opening up her own credit card, or then she's putting it,

675
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:24,960
or she's got to return something. I always get behind

676
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,119
the person's got to return something too, all the you know,

677
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:28,759
and it's just.

678
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: Like this is why he goes to This is why

679
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,920
I shop online.

680
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:35,119
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I know the kids like going to

681
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,720
the mall, but I get totally defeated by all those

682
00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:43,880
lines and all those dumb people and all the hassle, and.

683
00:29:43,839 --> 00:29:45,079
Speaker 1: They never have anything I want.

684
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 3: I like to go to either just go to TJ

685
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,440
Max or go to like Nordstone Rack, like one store

686
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:52,839
and it's got a lot of different choices. But then

687
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,480
half the time, this is another problem I have, though

688
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:58,359
I'm so glad you bought yourself a watch, because I

689
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,559
end up spending money on the kids and I won't

690
00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:03,960
even buy myself a pair of I'll talk myself out

691
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,200
of it.

692
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: I'll be like, do I really know?

693
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: I literally went wanted to go to the mall because

694
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,359
I was because John made fun of me the other

695
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:16,640
day because I was wearing this pair of camouflage sweats

696
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,599
and it wasn't I'm wearing a pair of now, but

697
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,559
it was a different pair. I have this pair of

698
00:30:20,599 --> 00:30:24,720
green camouflage sweats, and there are men's sweats, and I

699
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:27,480
love those sweats. And sometimes do I wear them like

700
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,640
two days in a row? Possibly three?

701
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yes, I sleep in them two yeah?

702
00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:34,319
Speaker 2: Did I sleep in them and wear them three days

703
00:30:34,319 --> 00:30:36,960
in a row? Maybe I did? Okay, so assume me

704
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,839
I wasn't going to the gym during the middle of

705
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:42,400
that time. Sometimes I'll change out of them, put on

706
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,119
something else. Oh, you're not an anim and then I

707
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,119
put I'm not a monster. John goes, Honey, can I

708
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,480
no offense? He's like, I'm just asking the innocent question.

709
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:56,440
Have you showered in in between wearing those sweats for

710
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,119
three days? And I was like, maybe I haven't, Maybe

711
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,279
I haven't. I'm trying to keeps a mystery relationship. You

712
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,240
don't need to know every shower I take Yeah. So anyway,

713
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,720
I was like, part of the problem is I have

714
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,960
a few pairs of sweats, and I like to wear

715
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,359
sweats me too a lot.

716
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: But I don't like to constantly do laundry.

717
00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:18,799
Speaker 3: So maybe I should just get myself another pair of sweats, oh,

718
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:22,559
because I have one pair that is freed, and I'm like,

719
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,400
you know, I'm an adult woman. I can have more

720
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,279
than one pair of sweats, Like, I don't need to.

721
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,240
They're my play clothes. I need to wear stuff that

722
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:34,799
has holes in it. I can throw those away. But

723
00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:35,519
then I won't.

724
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,039
Speaker 2: I will literally talk myself out of buying sweats that

725
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:39,240
are like sixteen dollars.

726
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:41,799
Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, I really need them. Yeah, Because

727
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:43,559
then also I'm like, no, I don't want to try

728
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,279
them on. I know that's the hat.

729
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: I've got to hang off my shoes. I know I

730
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,000
don't want to try anything, take off my yoga pants,

731
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:52,839
put on a pair of sweats that I know what

732
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,680
sweats look like.

733
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: So then they're like, maybe I should just buy them.

734
00:31:56,279 --> 00:31:58,759
But then I go. Then I look at the line and.

735
00:31:58,759 --> 00:32:01,599
Speaker 2: I go talk myself if I really need another persons,

736
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,119
I mean I have three. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, and

737
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,279
then I leave. But then I spend one hundred dollars

738
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,480
on all the cajeene shorts. That's the thing, no problem, right, No,

739
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:11,920
probably right as you would say. But you know, look

740
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:17,079
here myself. I can't spend ten dollars. Oh yeah, I don't.

741
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,319
The thing is is like I never go to the mall.

742
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,160
I haven't gone to them all a long time. I'm

743
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,480
still wearing makeup that I've had for years. Like you know,

744
00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:28,119
I buy it at Right Aid. So to my wonder,

745
00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:30,519
there they are the same brand that's at Right Aid,

746
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,400
ny X or whatever. It has their own store now

747
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400
at the mall, and it's right at the entrance when

748
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:35,880
you walk in.

749
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: So I'm like, see you girls, Oh what do we

750
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,400
have here?

751
00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:38,759
Speaker 4: You know?

752
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,039
Speaker 1: So, But I don't like.

753
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: The parking, the traffic. It's just all a cashat and

754
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,599
it's a pain in the ass.

755
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,799
Speaker 1: But that's why and not an ad. But that's why

756
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,559
Wander Beauty.

757
00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:53,599
Speaker 2: That's why when we get to try products and then

758
00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:55,480
we like them, I fall in love because I like

759
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:56,440
to order the stuff.

760
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: Online because I don't want to go to the store

761
00:32:58,839 --> 00:33:01,279
and stand out a makeup count. I like to find

762
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:02,119
a product I like.

763
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 3: I do the same thing with I have this Keels.

764
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:12,480
It's a concentrate oil. It's Keels Midnight Recovery oil. I

765
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:14,559
feel like I got it. I don't think I ever

766
00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:15,599
bought it for myself.

767
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, either it was.

768
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,039
Speaker 2: A gift or I got it in a gift bag. Yes,

769
00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:22,359
somehow I got it and I tried it. Oh, I

770
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,799
know how I got it. I got it when I

771
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:26,880
worked it, when I was doing parental discretion. They gave

772
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,599
me they give you presents a lot Nickelodeon gave me

773
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,920
a whole Keels a nice gift thing with like different

774
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,759
Keels products, And I loved this oil.

775
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,799
Speaker 3: So it's very expensive though, but guess what, I go

776
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:44,039
find it on eBay. I find people who have like

777
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:46,119
a bottle of it that doesn't have the box anymore.

778
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: I know maybe they got a sample. I don't know

779
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,720
where they get it. I don't want to know how

780
00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:51,359
I stolen. I don't care.

781
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 3: But if I don't, if I can get it for

782
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:56,160
instead of one hundred dollars for thirty five on eBay

783
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,200
with free shipping, totally for sure.

784
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:00,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I I know what I like and I

785
00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:02,359
just find it as you like. I cann't order it?

786
00:34:02,599 --> 00:34:03,079
Is it good?

787
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,039
Speaker 2: I love it? I put it on before bed. What's

788
00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:11,440
it called called Keels Midnight Recovery Concentrate. Why do you

789
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,840
like it? Because it's a it's an oil that's not

790
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,960
super oily. It doesn't it's not like putting oil on

791
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,559
your face. It doesn't have a residue. And I just

792
00:34:21,599 --> 00:34:23,559
feel like my skin looks better because.

793
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: He was good. I use this stuff every night. I

794
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:27,519
really like it.

795
00:34:27,519 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: It's the only stuff that I find that I go, oh,

796
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,199
my skin looks better when I use it. Yeah, And

797
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:32,639
it doesn't.

798
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,519
Speaker 1: When you find that, you gotta stick with it. Yeah.

799
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,599
Speaker 3: So I just anyway, I think you can understand we

800
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:41,119
don't like going shopping. Getting birth control can be a hassle.

801
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

802
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 2: I remember taking my niece to planned parenthood for the

803
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,800
first time when she was I told Wendy that I

804
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,559
was taking her to a hip hop dance glass in

805
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,079
the valley and picked her up and took her to

806
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:53,199
plant Parenthood.

807
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that.

808
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,199
Speaker 2: Because she had a boyfriend and Wendy wasn't going to

809
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:58,679
do anything.

810
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,599
Speaker 1: Wendy didn't want to know.

811
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,039
Speaker 2: I didn't well, she wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend

812
00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:05,800
and her she Jackie was afraid of her mom and

813
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,360
she was like and I was like, but so you're

814
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,320
doing it with you know, she's married to him still

815
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,480
now to this day, and she's like, yeah, Auntie Lena,

816
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:16,880
and I don't want I said, no, I know, Okay,

817
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,480
all right, I'll take care of it. I'm going to

818
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:21,440
tell your mom taking you to a hip hop dance glass.

819
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:25,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, wear some sweats, yeah, kind of sports bra.

820
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I took her to our very first guy

821
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:28,440
I know.

822
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, AnyWho, I feel like I had something else to

823
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,559
tell you, but yeah, that was our mall trip.

824
00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: This morning.

825
00:35:43,159 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know they moved the clocks, which really

826
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,480
they need to put an end to that. I know,

827
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,199
I know, no point. I know my kids were so

828
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,400
you know, as you guys know, today's Monday.

829
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,639
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, okay, come on, let's hear the charade is

830
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,920
practically crying this morning? Your kids sad about getting up? Yes,

831
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,719
they did not want to get up. I didn't want

832
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:04,159
to get up.

833
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:08,199
Speaker 2: It was kind of it was very hard, especially too,

834
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,239
because we were out you know, until like eight eight

835
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,480
thirty on a Sunday night, and then we came I

836
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:13,800
don't know.

837
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: It's just and it's like for your body.

838
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be seven thirty, right, but for

839
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,639
some reason it starts it feels like that time when

840
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:24,440
you go to bed, but then it feels earlier when

841
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:24,960
you wake up.

842
00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:27,159
Speaker 1: Yes, fall back tricky.

843
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: Jimmy was talking about Jimmy was talking about that the thing.

844
00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:34,360
He's like, yeah, no, so the time changes, and he's like,

845
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,079
but my wife tricked me because she's like, no, it's

846
00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:39,320
the good one. And he was like, oh, and then

847
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,199
then he realized it's not the good one. Yeah, and

848
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,920
she goes, no, it's good for the kids. It keeps

849
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,519
He goes, no, it's not good. I don't care if

850
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:47,920
it's good for the kids, it's not good for me. Yeah, yeah,

851
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,760
it's the bad one.

852
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: The good one is late. Is in the fall.

853
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, and it's like I wish I could

854
00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:57,440
just fall back. Just can't we just leap constantly? Go

855
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,519
just fall back?

856
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're you know rebirth. Oh my god, I love that.

857
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: Yes, every season we should just go back that keep

858
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,480
going back.

859
00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: Yes, nobody will get old. Oh my god, I love

860
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:11,480
I honestly love that idea.

861
00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:15,039
Speaker 2: I know that's a great idea every year we should

862
00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:16,440
just be like, oh my god, we'll get an extra

863
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,480
hour of sleep. Yes, why can't we going to hurt? Right,

864
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,039
we're not going to hurt anybody? And who bade the

865
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:24,920
law anyways? That we have to change times? Why do

866
00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,000
we have to go back? I know the original time?

867
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,079
Why do we ever have to go catch back up?

868
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:31,159
And I don't know what is it? Like?

869
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:35,519
Speaker 1: We owe time, like you owe us.

870
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: We'll get you, We'll get you in six months, right, No,

871
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,480
I want to just work on the devil right, yes,

872
00:37:43,199 --> 00:37:48,800
god dang, keep going back, keep getting falling back, fall back, falling. Yeah,

873
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,320
I did not appreciate it. And then the kids were

874
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,519
up late and this does this ever happen to you? Yes,

875
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,000
I'll look at my kids. I'll be like, you fuckers

876
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,079
have not had a shower two weeks, But when's the

877
00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:03,119
last time you had a shower?

878
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 3: When's the last time? And ELB will look at me.

879
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,239
Elbe's guilty of it, and she's.

880
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: Fourteen, get your class the shower. I'll be like LB

881
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,280
when it went, Honestly, when's the last time we took

882
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,920
a shoer? She'll be like, honestly, I don't know. We

883
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:17,920
changed the subject. Yeah, they don't want to get in

884
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:18,800
the shower right now.

885
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then then none, I go, you know what,

886
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,880
none of you guys have had a shower.

887
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,559
Speaker 3: You know it's been a long time. Yeah, there's no

888
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,239
not doing towels.

889
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: In the laundry. Let's ut.

890
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: Washing your clothes a lot, because you just changed clothes

891
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,559
and things were good, no problem, right, So last night

892
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:40,000
all three of them had to take a shower. But

893
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:42,679
by the time I realized that they'd been tricking me

894
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,840
with no showers, it.

895
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,679
Speaker 2: Was already like ten o'clock at night. I know, maybe

896
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,679
it was nine thirty. But by the time they were

897
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:49,719
all out of the shower.

898
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: You know. Okay, so they don't want to go in

899
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,039
the shower for weeks, but then when they go in.

900
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: So I know they're in for life, right, I know.

901
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,119
It's the same thing they ever want to take a shower.

902
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,519
Once they get in, what are you doing in there?

903
00:39:03,639 --> 00:39:07,679
Speaker 1: Hello? My god, it's like they're singing. Yeah, put their eyes.

904
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,360
They're probably on their iPads in there, probably playing Rod

905
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,000
Power Edition. I'm like, get the fuck out of the shower.

906
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,360
You're like, I thought you wanted me in the shower.

907
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,079
I'm like, now I want you out of the shower.

908
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,039
I'm like, it's been a half hour.

909
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 2: Oh, Adam will not if he's around here, Like is

910
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,599
he still in the shower? Hey, Sonny, get out of

911
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:28,639
the shower. You're in there too long. I'm putting a

912
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:32,199
timer on next time, Like he doesn't, and Adam gets

913
00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:34,360
in the shower takes them two seconds because he doesn't

914
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,320
soap up.

915
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 3: John takes a lot of showers. I get a little

916
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,519
shower judgment if I haven't taken a shower. But sometimes

917
00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:45,920
I'm like, if I go to the gym, then I

918
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,239
need a shower. If I don't go to the gym,

919
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,039
I smell pretty good. Yeah fine, I know, like I don't.

920
00:39:52,039 --> 00:39:55,599
I don't smell right, Yeah, it's it's called deodorant. Right,

921
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,400
I'm fine. But the kids always forget deodorant and they

922
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:01,639
sting and then they don't take a shower, and then

923
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:03,400
I have to yell at them. So yeah, so last night,

924
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,519
by the time everyone went to bed, it was late

925
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:07,960
and I was yelling and I'm.

926
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 4: Like, why do I what?

927
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:10,639
Speaker 1: Like why when I if I.

928
00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:13,599
Speaker 2: Say hey, guys, because this is me the beginning of it,

929
00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:15,440
I'm like, guys, you haven't had a shower, and like

930
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:18,480
since last leap year, it's.

931
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: Time for a shower.

932
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:23,679
Speaker 2: Then they'll go, okay, you'll go first, Yeah, Sadie go first.

933
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,199
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I'll wait until Sadie down.

934
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Speaker 2: It's eighteen minutes and I'm like into a new podcast.

935
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I'm like, then I have to stop my put my

936
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podcast on pause, and go hey, I said get in

937
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the shower. Why is the shower not running? And then

938
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I'm like, okay, that should do it. And then I

939
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get back, go back.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, get back into my twenty twenty or sixteen minutes, Sir.

941
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Speaker 2: Maddie the girl who was kidnapped in my Portugal. I'm like,

942
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all right, what's going what?

943
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Speaker 1: Okay? Go on?

944
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

945
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Speaker 1: Then I'm like what the hell they're still on it?

946
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Speaker 2: Go by.

947
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Speaker 3: And then I'm like, now I have to take my

948
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ear put it on pause because I have it.

949
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Speaker 2: I'm plugged in. I'm trying to rejuice my phone. Put

950
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it down on the bed.

951
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Speaker 1: Get up now, the dog gets up because the dogs?

952
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,239
Are you going that?

953
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,519
Speaker 2: I know, like, walk out into the other room. You're

954
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:16,280
on the couch. I'm like, hey, I told you to

955
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,480
take a shower. And then I also yelled a reminder

956
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,320
to take a shower. Nobody's in the shower, right, somebody

957
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,480
but a get in the shower. Then I hear some

958
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:28,760
squabbling about it, and then then I have to say

959
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,840
it again, and then I'll get one of them going,

960
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,679
all right, we're about to get in the shower.

961
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh, why do you gotta get so mad?

962
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:35,599
Speaker 4: Right?

963
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Iteli calls me ticky ticky time bomb,

964
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,159
but like, honestly, it's because I have to ask for

965
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the eighteenth time. That's why you know why you gotta

966
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:48,559
get so mad? All right, gosh, settle down. You have

967
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:51,920
anger issues. That's our new thing. Like I have anger,

968
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,000
and I'm not trying to compare anybody, But do you

969
00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:56,519
ever see me do that to Sonny?

970
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Speaker 1: Like I don't say it, but really do.

971
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Speaker 2: And I said it in therapy with Adam and Brittany

972
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because Adam says sometimes that I snap it. He goes, yeah, yeah,

973
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,119
well you do, and Italia thinks you do you do

974
00:42:06,199 --> 00:42:06,880
get snappy?

975
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: I go, okay, assholes.

976
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Speaker 2: First of all, I get snappy when I'm asking somebody

977
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,719
to do something for the eighteenth time, or nobody listens,

978
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,639
or I tried to tell you and you didn't listen

979
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,039
or blah blah blah blah blah. There's a reason why

980
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:24,719
I get snappy, And why is it that you can

981
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,400
be snappy? Why can't I have a husband that just goes, oh,

982
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,679
it's just Lynette later alone, Oh, Lonette.

983
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? Like, why can't I

984
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,239
have that?

985
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,519
Speaker 2: But we would find that to be condescending, I know, right,

986
00:42:34,559 --> 00:42:36,599
we wouldn't like that, right, but no, no, you.

987
00:42:36,559 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: Know what, but why can't they have a pass?

988
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: Well, you know, right, then go take your shower of

989
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,760
then so mom doesn't have to get back exactly.

990
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: How about that?

991
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,159
Speaker 2: But I don't do you see me snap at Sonny?

992
00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:46,760
Do I snap it?

993
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: Olga? Do I snap at anybody else?

994
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:48,679
Speaker 2: No?

995
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: So maybe you're the source.

996
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: That was the Patreon that was when I said that, Well, yeah,

997
00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:01,079
that because John thinks I'm irritable, and I was like,

998
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,880
but I'm irritable with you, right, the kids don't find

999
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,440
me irritable.

1000
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: I'm actually in a pretty cheery mood a.

1001
00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:11,559
Speaker 2: Lot with that, right right, Yeah, that's in therapy, that's

1002
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:14,920
what we were. Did I talk about that last week

1003
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:16,679
last Monday on Patreon?

1004
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,679
Speaker 1: On Patreon?

1005
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: That didn't there that didn't are well, Yeah, like Adam

1006
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,280
and I went to we go to the therapist. Brittany,

1007
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,039
it's Britney, bitch, it's Brittany, bitch. You were going that night.

1008
00:43:27,199 --> 00:43:29,519
I was going that night and I did have a beef.

1009
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,840
Yeah that you were like going to save for him.

1010
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1011
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: I don't remember it now, but it was so the snappiness,

1012
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,039
you know, like, oh, it's like, well, that's always. She's

1013
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,119
not always, but she's you know, you do get in

1014
00:43:43,159 --> 00:43:45,440
a bad mood. I go, I'm not in a bad mood.

1015
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,199
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood around the kids.

1016
00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:50,519
Speaker 2: Who's the one that gets up after dinner and goes

1017
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:53,159
into his office and just goes in there. Why I

1018
00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:56,039
don't have the luxury of doing that. They followed the dog.

1019
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,480
Everybody follows me everywhere I go, right, you know, so

1020
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,760
I don't have that luxury of just going all right,

1021
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,360
I'm done eating.

1022
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,159
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. You guys do the dishes. I'm

1023
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:04,480
gonna go.

1024
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 2: No, I have to be out in the kitchen, cleaning

1025
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,119
the kitchen, putting everything away, making their lunches.

1026
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 3: I have to be first of all, we're like doctors

1027
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,360
that are on call all the time, because Adam could

1028
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,639
probably be in the room because this will happen like

1029
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,719
John could be sitting in the room with them on

1030
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,440
the couch, and I could be, you know, twenty thousand

1031
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:26,679
leagues under the ocean, and they will find a way

1032
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,079
to lower themselves. They will put on scuba deer to

1033
00:44:29,119 --> 00:44:30,159
come down and go.

1034
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:36,199
Speaker 2: Mom, Mom, can I get five dollars of roadblock?

1035
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:42,559
Speaker 1: Can I get roebucks? It's the sound of the submarine.

1036
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,559
Speaker 2: I'll be hiding under in a cave, in an ocean cave,

1037
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,360
trying to listen to a podcast.

1038
00:44:49,480 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, submarine heep, Mom, going, I could be twenty weeks.

1039
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,199
Speaker 6: It's just fat and I'll just see a light coming

1040
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:11,599
from their head, you know, from their like head.

1041
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: They're they're they're like helmet shaking the light coming up.

1042
00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:26,320
Move books.

1043
00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 4: What oh God, So you can't ask that, you couldn't

1044
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,079
have asked had that you had to go.

1045
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,599
Speaker 1: You had to get in a.

1046
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:48,639
Speaker 2: Submarine, You had to gear up, put on a website

1047
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:54,440
with you, get in a submarine, take a year to

1048
00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:56,719
go all the way down into the ocean.

1049
00:45:57,199 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: Task me. Oh my god, you had to give me

1050
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,719
your butts out. And by the way, John.

1051
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:06,159
Speaker 2: Probably wouldn't have even said no, Like, that's the thing

1052
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:06,880
I don't know.

1053
00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah. So we

1054
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,400
have to be available, is what you're saying. That's what

1055
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:25,760
I mean.

1056
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get here, Yes, we get yes, it's

1057
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,920
my point. Yeah, because all roads lead back right to us, right,

1058
00:46:33,159 --> 00:46:36,440
it's like, after mom, can you sign this form?

1059
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and the dog too, though, It's true.

1060
00:46:42,559 --> 00:46:44,679
Speaker 2: Every time I get out and leave the room, the

1061
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,800
dog's gotta follow me.

1062
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,119
Speaker 1: And the dog makes noise too.

1063
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: He's not like you know, tinker Bell, and he's just

1064
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,280
any And it's in the morning sometimes early morning.

1065
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: I kind of like feed him.

1066
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,079
Speaker 2: The kids are sleeping over or whatever. I'm like, don't

1067
00:46:57,119 --> 00:46:58,960
wake anybody up. And then he goes and he's got

1068
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,280
to go push the door. But in go in everybody's rooms,

1069
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,519
and the dog follows me everywhere, and so why so okay,

1070
00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:06,360
So then when I sit down and have five minutes

1071
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,559
of alone time, you want to come in and talk

1072
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:12,800
to me about I don't know. I don't care. I

1073
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,719
oh god, why are you being so bitchy?

1074
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,679
Speaker 1: Yeah that's bitchy. Yeah. I think she's got depression. Be

1075
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,400
fucking depressed too. Bitch.

1076
00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:27,679
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing that we were kind of going

1077
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:30,079
off on Patreon, which is so funny. It's just the

1078
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,800
then you finally just go I don't I'm I'm sorry.

1079
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: I can't hear this right now. And then they're like wow, okay.

1080
00:47:36,679 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 2: Wow Jesus, all right, wow wow irritable. Wow, you just

1081
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,360
become an irritable person. Maybe you need some like an antidepressant, yes,

1082
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,480
look into some herbs or something for that irritability. May

1083
00:47:49,519 --> 00:47:51,559
are you going through the change like that was five

1084
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:56,719
years ago? This is my personality now? Pain right now,

1085
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,920
I am I seriously am paying. I broke Hey you

1086
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,320
know what, Yeah, you talk for a second.

1087
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: You know what quip equip is?

1088
00:48:08,159 --> 00:48:13,119
Speaker 2: Okay, I can honestly say that half a quip me too.

1089
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,519
Speaker 1: And I love it.

1090
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: And it's like an electric toothbrush, but it's not Remember

1091
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,280
when in the old days, in old timey days, electric

1092
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,239
toothbrush was like your whole bathroom counter was just one.

1093
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: Right, It's like huge. It was like I don't know

1094
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,000
what prepare it to.

1095
00:48:30,159 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also like I always was jealous when people

1096
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,440
had it, like how come you have one?

1097
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,679
Speaker 1: How come? I am super fancy? Right? Right? Right? We

1098
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,159
were like only really rich, which people have celebrities.

1099
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 2: Yes, they have somebody that brushes something that brushes their

1100
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,639
own teeth. They don't have to move their hand up

1101
00:48:45,639 --> 00:48:47,800
and down real fast. They just stick it in their mouth.

1102
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,559
But it was like an entire like a compressor, an

1103
00:48:51,559 --> 00:48:54,119
air compressor or something that was on your counter. You

1104
00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:56,960
couldn't keep anything else there. Yes, Now it's just like

1105
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,039
a tooths.

1106
00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:00,559
Speaker 1: And wires they did.

1107
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:06,119
Speaker 2: One was for the air for the water. Yes, yes,

1108
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,440
what am I in a dentist get some nitrous oxide

1109
00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:15,159
in case your gum's hurt. Now it's just what it's

1110
00:49:15,199 --> 00:49:17,400
just a toothbrush and it just it's like a little

1111
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:20,800
slim case and it just recharges itself.

1112
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: It's awesome. It's great.

1113
00:49:22,519 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 2: Loves it too now, especially if you've got a kid

1114
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,639
with braces. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. John is in love with his.

1115
00:49:30,639 --> 00:49:34,119
We both have one. And they started just twenty five dollars.

1116
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:36,840
And if you go to get quip dot com slash

1117
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:39,960
f col right now, you get your first refill pack

1118
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for free.

1119
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Speaker 1: And here's the thing. If you use it under the ocean, sorry,

1120
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:54,719
go ahead, calm, I got my MICQ. The light.

1121
00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:59,519
Speaker 2: You just see their mouth toothpaste in it. They come

1122
00:49:59,559 --> 00:50:01,239
all the w to the ocean to show you that

1123
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:01,800
they can't.

1124
00:50:02,119 --> 00:50:06,119
Speaker 1: Where do I spit? Here's the thing.

1125
00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:09,679
Speaker 2: If you just had a regular pulsing toothbrush, you would

1126
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,519
have to replace it more often than you would have

1127
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:14,719
to replace your quip because you just have to replace

1128
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,079
the head. The heads are five dollars and they're every

1129
00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:20,920
like few months. Yes, it's so so reasonable. Yes, it's

1130
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,519
really It is a great thing, and it's backed by

1131
00:50:23,559 --> 00:50:24,159
Dennis right.

1132
00:50:24,199 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: Yes, that absolutely absolutely. Yeah.

1133
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 2: Three out of four of us use bristles that are old,

1134
00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:33,079
worn out, and ineffective. So that's why the American Dental

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Association has They have thousands of verified five star reviews. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so do it get more?

1137
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Speaker 2: Dot com slash fc wel also real quick Patreon. We

1138
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,199
talked all about the Wondery, uh Sword and scale Stitch

1139
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:49,239
this week.

1140
00:50:50,079 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty juicy. Check it out.

1141
00:50:54,039 --> 00:50:56,519
Speaker 2: You only have to be a member for five dollars

1142
00:50:56,519 --> 00:50:58,480
a month to get all of our bonus content.

1143
00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:01,559
Speaker 1: Sad if that show goes away, I will be very sad.

1144
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,960
I don't think it's going away. That's it too super hot. Okay, Well,

1145
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,239
thank you, Kaylin. Thanks everybody, thanks for listening. We love you. Guys.

1146
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,639
Give us a good review, Yeah, why don't you give

1147
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,079
us five stars? Give us five stars. Don't give us

1148
00:51:16,119 --> 00:51:17,280
two stars to be true.

1149
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: Oh come on, be lazy either. If you're gonna go two,

1150
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,760
just go five. And if you're gonna take the time

1151
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,920
to go do that, then.

1152
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: Go right right skip it. Save yourself five minutes. All right,

1153
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,519
your paranow, don't f it up.