Speaker 1: Made a decision.
Speaker 2: A face sunny sum I haddasion yet night.
Speaker 1: Too week CLO's up, everybody? What's the folks?
Speaker 2: Nice Stephanie, how are you Happy Friday? Happy Friday t gif?
That's right, we're off school today. Oh Jesus in my
off school too.
Speaker 1: No, it's a staff development day. Oh okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And for the first time, did I tell you this
last week that my kids that were skipped we skipped
open house last night.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't really sit, No you did. I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my kids are like, well, so Lbie school is
doing having a laser tag like a fundraiser, right, so
their campuses are different, so they so for the middle school,
they were doing this laser tagm M. And I think
this is cute because Elbie wanted to go. I love
laser tag, Zadie and Xander loved laser tag, and Albie
really loves laser tag. But she said most of the
eighth graders are like too cool for school now and
they don't want to go.
Speaker 1: But she rounded up a couple friends. Good. She was like,
let's not care about what's cool or not. It's fun.
Let's go.
Speaker 3: So Sadie and Xander were like last year, the same
thing happened. Their open house was on the same night
as the Laser Tagh and we went to their open house.
And this year they're like, we've seen We've been there,
done that, and like, you know what goes on in
our classroom.
Speaker 2: They're not even interested anymore. They're such lame ducks. Yeah,
we about to graduate. They're like, no, we'd rather go
to laser tag And I was like, great with men,
God tell me twice, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: Open house is so dumb. It is one hour.
Speaker 2: The actual open house part where you go in the
classroom is for one hour.
Speaker 1: Guess what, I can go in the classroom anytime I
want out and look around.
Speaker 2: If I want to go in the morning, I could
walk around, Hey, what are you guys doing? This looks
cool exactly? How about after school can they can show
me whatever? Why do we have to have a special
night for that. I know I don't need to see
Sonny's lame drawings anymore either, By the way, and that
the fact that you teachers can't put it up with
the rest of the class. You gotta have it like
down in the corner, like facing towards the wall. Basically
his artwork once was oh my god, it was awful, Like,
all right, I thank god that torture is over and
his science fair thing on the side and make the
god I don't giant out of boxes.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he beat the system because he took a shoe
box painted at black, he said, and he put two
dots on it, and he.
Speaker 1: Says, it's a domino. I beat the system. The fuck
does that mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's a whole I don't know. I know, I
kind of understand he's saying, but still I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I'm so glad that charade is over with.
Speaker 2: I know there are a lot of parents that would
be like, and I listen, one of them that would
be like, oh, it's fifth grade.
Speaker 1: They don't do that in middle school. That will be
the last time.
Speaker 2: But you know what, good good riding. I'm just saying,
I'm saying goodbye one year early. I went all the
way through it with Elbie.
Speaker 1: I've seen every.
Speaker 2: Also, I've seen a lot of those classrooms twice at
this point.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've had some of those teachers. Some of
those teachers I'm on my third time with them. Yeah,
because Elbie had one of them, and then Sadie had one,
and now Xander has the same teacher.
Speaker 2: Guess what, I know what they do already. I've seen it,
been there. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, what else is going on? Okay,
let's see, I was last week or early in the week.
I was telling you about the weekend, right, and I
hadn't gotten to This is not super noosy, but I
got robbed at them.
Speaker 1: All you did you got? I got shaken down. Well no,
but it's my own fault.
Speaker 2: And I just I'm going to tell you this, and
I know because I know you've been there, so and
I actually was there.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not rich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I am somebody who definitely looks for sales.
Speaker 1: I buy a lot of stuff at Target. Me too.
Speaker 3: I try not to buy my kids new stuff all
the time, and if I do, it's like a T
shirt here and there, you know.
Speaker 2: But I got to say, Lvi's at this age where
she you know, she's into what she wears. And as
we've talked about, I just I remember, I think something
gets brought up in me where I remember each thing
I had, each thing I got was such a big
deal because I got like two pairs of jeans, and
I didn't always get like the exact kind I wanted
that I felt so cool, and I got like something
like adjacent.
Speaker 1: Yes for a j got like Shimendi Phi.
Speaker 3: And not even necessarily the rip I mean I did.
I did go through that phase where my mom tried
to buy me the rip off. But then I think
we got to a point where it was like she
was like, you don't need guests, so you can get
just a pair of jeans that are cute, whereas like
I just never, you know, I just remember always feeling
like I don't have really cute clothes. So I guess
I get a little bit like because also because Elbie doesn't.
Speaker 1: She's not a kid who's like can I have this?
Can I have that? Can I have this? She's not right,
she understands that most of the time I'm going to
say no.
Speaker 2: But we're at So we're at the mall. Okay, So
here's what happened. Sadie and Sadie had a friend come over,
and I love this girl. This is the one that
I always tell you, I just adore I adore this.
This is the one I think who stopped being friends
with Sadie for like a year, right, and she would
and then you guys, they got back, Like they're back, yeah, okay,
Like why didn't we talk?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: But in my defense, Sadie definitely got blown off by
the girl, right, and the mom wouldn't talk to me
about it. Remember, I was like trying not to be
needy but being like, what happened?
Speaker 1: Is everything okay? And she'd be like, yeah, they're just busy.
She's just busy.
Speaker 2: She wasn't busy. She wasn't friends with my kid anymore.
And my heart is still a little broken about it.
But I'm happy that they're back. And the girl could
not be cuter. She's really fun. She's so easy, And
also the mom is really nice. She's just an easy
cool mom's so plus it's so nice. And now that
they're kind of friends again, it's like I texted the
mom on Saturday and I was like, Hey, what's your
daughter doing. I've said her name before, it doesn't matter
because I only say nice things, but her name is Leila.
Speaker 1: But I was like, Hey, what's Leyla doing?
Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, she's busy today and tonight, but
she's free tomorrow, I was like, great, can I take
So the next day I was like, hey, she's still free,
can I take her to the mall?
Speaker 1: She's like sure, yeah, no problem. What time do you
want her? Yeah? Like great, she comes over again.
Speaker 2: Just the kind of kid that's fun and outgoing, but
not too fun and outgoing where you're like I settled down. Yeah,
Like she's just upbeat. And if Sadie's like Sadie likes
kids that like, she doesn't want to be the boss
all the time and have to come up with everything.
So if Sadie's like, hey, so we'll go to the mall,
Hey do you want to? So Sadie said, can we
walk around on our own?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: I started letting Elvie do that at eleven, so I
was like, sure, this girl's got like a it's not
an Apple watch, but it's like a smart watch, so
she can get phone calls on it. But it's not
like check your email or anything, but she can get
a call on it.
Speaker 3: So I got added to her contact so anyway, it
was fine with her mom. I let them walk around
for an hour. They were I gave like Sadie like
ten bucks, and then they were shopping and then they
told me that they went into the Gucci store.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, imagine a little.
Speaker 3: Too, because Sadie is hilarious. So I guess Sadie and
Barrett was she goes. I really wanted to ask, like
how much stuff was huh?
Speaker 2: She said?
Speaker 1: People were looking at us. You know the Tapanga Mall. Oh.
Speaker 2: I love that, how though, like how they'll have like
they have stores with security guards.
Speaker 1: I haven't they have a Tiffany store. They do?
Speaker 2: They have like a Chanelle store. They act like they're
on Rodeo.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's the like, guys, you're the Tapanga mall. Relax, yeah,
settled down. You're in the valley. That was my mall
growing up. They had an ice cream they had an
ice skating rink. And I say that, yeah, that's well,
that was the one that'sself. That was the promenade mall.
Then there's the big mall is like a few blocks north.
Wait a minute, no, the promenade is on to pang
A down more south.
Speaker 1: If you're coming from where I lived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, we're being like that SNL schedule
now I am. Yeah, that's the okay.
Speaker 1: To Panga Mall. Had an ice ice skating well across
the street.
Speaker 2: But now the promenade has an ice skating rink outdoor rink. Well, okay,
so there it goes ice skating rink. Then the village
and now the big, the big Panga mall. Anyway, the
point is that it's a huge mall. And anyway, they
had a great time. And then I was also with
Xander and Elbe and then so Xander, were you know
how Xander works me for those brands.
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, he likes the brands, brands, brands, brands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like everything has to be well, he's okay
with h he likes Nike, he likes Adidas, he likes Champion.
So he wears the T shirt, but it has to
be a long sleeved T shirt with like a cool brand.
He's so finicky. Really, Oh my god, it's hilarious. It's funny.
We were just talking about boys and their brands and
their clothes. Because I took the girls to the mall
in Italian Olivia and we left. Sonny had a basketball
with his friends, but Sonny's best friend was there, Jensen and.
Speaker 1: The other kids.
Speaker 2: They weren't playing that day, but they were dressed. I
was like Jensen and his skinny jeans.
Speaker 1: He looks so.
Speaker 2: Cute with a gel in his hair, Like, why can't
Sonny dress nice like that? Sonny wears the same thing
every day, every single day. Was he just wears pumas
or whatever, sweat shorts he does her pants, shorts, sweat.
Speaker 1: If it has a tie, he wears it.
Speaker 2: If it's got buckles or a belt or any it's
sweat shorts and a T shirt and his UCLA jacket.
Speaker 1: Every single day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of Xander every day, right, But so,
but Sonny like doesn't like but his friends now are
getting older and I'm seeing them, like they're all dressed
nice stuff. I don't see them on a day, usually
see him in his basketball. But now I'm looking at
Jensen going what why? And Natali's like, I know right,
it makes me mad toom Like in fact, NATAI told
you this. She had an outing with the boys and
the boys got to pick an outfit out for the girls,
and the girls got to pick an outfot.
Speaker 1: Out of the bulls.
Speaker 2: Sonny didn't want any part of that. He didn't know
that's a waste of his time, is to go to small,
like he does not want to look at clothes at all. Well,
he will eventually, but he's so cute he doesn't need to.
I guess not, but I mean, I don't know. It
just would nice, be nice. I don't think the girls though,
notice the way the guys dress much, because they do
now at this age they do. I think because Natalians
She brings it up a lot. And also Natalia's jensen
ce partner, which is kind of funny. She imitates him,
but so she sees him.
Speaker 1: Every you know. She goes, yeah, mom, he dresses nice.
Every day. He goes.
Speaker 2: All of Sonny's friends dressed nice. Sonny's the only one
that doesn't. I'm like, really, they all dressed nice. She goes,
not nice nice, but yeah, they they will show up
in jeans, skinny jeans. Sonny would never put jeans on
to save his life.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny that you would say that, because we
were in this store Tilly's, which LB told me is
too edgy for her.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I laughed out loud. I was like, this
is my kid. It's such a basic.
Speaker 4: Bit.
Speaker 1: She really is, and she will tell you that she's
very She's like, I'm basic. Yeah, she's I don't.
Speaker 2: Every too edgy. I was like, too edgy. I go,
this is sort of like surf clothes.
Speaker 1: And she goes, mom, it's not surf clothes. And I
was like, yes it is.
Speaker 2: She goes, it's skater clothes. That's a different That's what
I said. I, Oh, isn't that the same thing? She goes, No,
It's like, all right, I feel like Adam now I
talk at that point.
Speaker 1: I right, yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought it was so funny, and I showed her
a couple of things that were actually cute that she went, oh, well,
I haven't seen that. But Xander likes edgy skate clothes. Okay,
but he's super picky about he needs a new pair
of jeans. He's grown out of his jeans. He needs
new ones. He's like a size so he's eleven, like
almost eleven and a half, so he needs to wear
like a size twelve at this point.
Speaker 1: But they fit fun.
Speaker 2: So he tried on a couple pairs of jeans. But
he has this such a specific thing. They have to
be ripped, they have to be a certain color. They
can't be too dark.
Speaker 3: They need to have be distressed, not acid washed, not
too thick, kind of ripped, and then they have to
be kind of skinny jeans because we tried on the
pair jeans. He's like, Mom, look at the leg because
they were kind of straight cut, and he goes, they're
too like straight. I go, all right, I see what
you're saying. They're kind of boxy, they're kind of like
they just go. He goes, yeah, it's just Mom, it's
just not cool. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Then your leg needs to come in a little bit.
I was like, okay, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2: But then I show him skinnier jeans and he's like,
I don't like where the rip like it's He's very specific,
super specific. So I'm like, so we didn't buy those jeans.
But then he had the T shirts have to be
a brand long sleeve. It's just a very specific look
that he's going after, which is so funny. Okay, So
I get him a T shirt at the Witch Hilly's okay,
all right.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, so Sadie gets a lot of Elbe's hand me down,
so I don't spend a lot on her. Now, Alby's
getting ready to go to camp. Alby's got plenty of clothes,
but I do notice I'm just saying that a lot
of her friends.
Speaker 1: They shop a lot, yeah, I know, and these all
spend a.
Speaker 2: Lot of money at the mall, and LB and I
have talked about it because our friends will bring like
one hundred bucks to the mall, I know, and like,
I don't know, like they don't need that all these clothes, right,
And Elbie's like, I know, I'm just saying, like I'll
send LBB twenty dollars, and She's like, these girls are
whipping out and they're not super rich, right, So I
don't know what the deal is. And I'm not saying
that I'm trying to keep up with the Joneses, but LB,
but it has been wanting. She's really into gene shorts,
uh huh okay, And I feel old school in the
fact that I'm like.
Speaker 1: Why are these shorts forty dollars? That seems insane to me.
I know, right, we are so fucking expensive.
Speaker 3: Right, But then I always go like, you could get
a pair of gene shorts at Target for fifteen dollars,
Like why do we need to spend forty dollars?
Speaker 2: So I my first response is to go, no, I'm
not buying gene shorts at Pacsun. Right, No, it's too
expensive either way, till they're on sale. Wait till you
have a gift card like that's but that's like then.
Speaker 1: I then you start. But then I she's like, I
just want to show you that.
Speaker 3: I just want to show you for the style, like
the kind of Jean shorts I like. So then I
go into Pacsun with her and she's she's just so cute,
and I ended up buying her two pairs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I spent a.
Speaker 2: Hundred bucks at pac Son because she showed me these gins.
Speaker 1: She tried on a whole bunch of them, and I
was cute, fucking cuting. I know, she was like a teenager.
And then she so there were two pairs that she
and she was not asking me to buy her bowl
and they were kind of similar Lynette, I don't know
what came over me. She they were very similar, but
one was like a little bit even more Daisy Duke
because I totally ripped. And then the other pair was
like a little more decent, right kind of rolled up
at the and she had tried them both on and
she was like, I don't know which ones. I was
like I'm going to get you a pair. I don't care.
I'm getting you a pair.
Speaker 2: And she was like, okay, just which one we'd narrowed
down to these two, right? And she was like, I mean,
I really like the because I really like the bottom
because they're afraid, but they are like a little bit short,
so I feel like I would wear the other ones more.
Speaker 1: And I just went, fucking, I'm buying them both. And
then I had that terrible I know, like, what am
I wrong with me? What am I doing? Why would
I do that? They're so similar? She could be fine
with just one? What happened to me? Then while I
was at it, I bought our tank took. She needs
something to wear at the short I know.
Speaker 2: But then I was like, I draw the line with
that other shirt you want. If you want that one,
you could. We don't have a gift card. I'm gonna
be tough hundred hundred bucks later.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I know what happened Whenete she doesn't need two pairs
of RiPP Jet first they're almost identical? Yeah, I know,
but like, how often does that happen? How often are
you at the mall? I mean to shop for clothes
with her and it's Lbie too, like I know, it's
elbe Like if it was an Italia, I would be no, no, no.
But when it's somebody that doesn't, that's so appreciative. And
that's somebody that doesn't always you know, she's not always
talk for a new cler right, she hardly ever asks
for anything exactly, so you know my view, it's like,
look good to buy him, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: This made her so happy too.
Speaker 2: I bought her love, that's right, I bought some love.
So she's just always she's just d that's always like
not really And she was so like what I bet?
Speaker 1: Shocked?
Speaker 2: I bet because because first I was mad that shorts
were forty dollars in the first place. And I was like,
I was like, you know what, I'm buying them both,
and she was, honestly her face she was like what
And I was like, I just don't want to make
you choose. Oh, plus, need more than one pair of
shorts for the summer, yeah, going to camp. Yes, I
was like, let's laundry for me, right, She'll get a
ton of use out of them. I mean, come on,
I know, but I was like, what do I think im?
Erica Jane eric the Real Housewives. I was buying random shorts.
Speaker 1: Buying two pairs, I know, living on the edge.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, if Kyle can buy herself
two Rolexes at shopping spree, she can spend fourteen thousand
dollars on a watch. It's two watches. I can buy
two pairs of Jean shorts. Yeah, BacT like I'm rich, exactly,
Act like I'm somebody.
Speaker 1: Was her friend with her at the mall with you guys.
Speaker 3: So Sadie and her friend were off shop not Elbie's,
and we were with.
Speaker 1: Xander was like tagging along with us.
Speaker 2: Oh so then at one point so we met back
up with Sadie and.
Speaker 1: Her friend and then shopped over it.
Speaker 3: After they shopped at Gucci and walked around and bought
themselves headbands. They went to Forever twenty one and got
themselves headbands.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: The thing that's funny. Many bucks will get you pretty
far Forever twenty one. Oh yeah, they bought they bought socks.
They each had money. Oh. They went to Bath and
Body and found a motion on sale and got themselves.
Speaker 1: This is what I love. It was buy one, get
one free, but they each bought one.
Speaker 3: And then you get a third one somehow, whatever they did,
they worked some sale and they found a sale and
then they got themselves a headband and a pair of socks.
Speaker 1: Forever twenty one. That's that's that's the best. I love
Forever twenty one.
Speaker 3: So then I gave them another ten dollars to share
to go shopping. And meanwhile, I'm spending one hundred dollars
on jean shorts and don't tell them that was when
I was alone. I'm like, okay, you can have ten
dollars and you guys can go right right. Yeah, But
it was really funny. The girl is really funny and
she's just fun and Sadie's always in such a good
mood with her.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Did she spend the night or just no,
because it was it was Sunday. And then oh, so
then they took Xander with them and the three of
them went shopping and I was just with LB, I see,
and that's when we bonded. Yeah, and I spent too
much money, but then I'd already bought Xander the shirt.
I was like, oh my god, I am like, I
know a Beverly Hills HOUSEWI money for this. And then
you're buying them lunch and then they're having for lunch
and ice cream is twenty two dollars.
Speaker 1: To get, Like it's insane. I know.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna go to the I needed a
shirt for yeah, for the tenth anniversary thing because I
wear the same thing all the time. And I'm like, fine,
I'm going to go to the mall and get a shirt.
And then I was like, Natalia, why do not mean
you go to the mall. You can help me find
a shirt. And then she's like, okay, can Olivia come
all right? And then it turned into we're gonna go
do our thing. We're just gonna walk around the grove.
And then this is why I hate going to the mall,
because I'm at the mall and I'm on a mission.
Speaker 1: But then I see a makeup store like nyx E.
Speaker 2: I love that, Okay, So I go in there and
she's like sit down, and I'm like, I do need foundation.
And now I'm sitting there for twenty minutes. She's doing
my makeup and I saw I use this on you,
and she's showing me twenty five different things. I just
wanted foundation, and I feel bad, so I buy the
foundation and then I bought the color correction and I
bought the brush that oh you gotta have the rush.
So I got that, but then this is why, and
then you never use it because I'm like, no, I know.
Speaker 1: Then I get home, I'm like, what was I think
I looked great? Was not because of the brush? No,
I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Now I have a brush, right and along with eight
finger anyway, like yeah, exactly, one way, reading like it's
all about the brush. I know, Rush, it's twenty five dollars.
It's a great brush. It really lost last year, you
know it. Yes, they do that, and then you know
what happens. You get bristles all over your face. You're
stuck with now you've got hair all over your face. Yeah,
I hate that. So then I was like, I haven't
had a watch in a long time. And then I
watched the Kyle thing with the watch right and the
watch gut put in my head and I was like,
I want to watch I'm gonna buy myself a nice watch.
Speaker 1: So I bought. I bought this watch.
Speaker 2: Oh it's pretty. It's a what's it called. It's a
Sonola or whatever. Okay, it was like it was it
was twenty percent off big woop. It was like three
hundred bucks. Oh yeah, but I haven't had a watch
in a long time, and I will wear you have
it post made it to you. Yeah, I did, no,
so I buy it. It's really pretty thank you, and
it's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: But it's my style. I like to be people to see.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see the number, and then they had
the ones with all the like Roman numerals.
Speaker 1: I'm like, shit, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I can't I can't even see real numbers, Like I'm blind.
I'm not gonna I want to watch that. Now you
have watches that have numbers on the face, please, And
she's like I got this.
Speaker 1: Navy blue, and I'm like that weird dark I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to be English, please you speak
English on the watch?
Speaker 1: I know? With these squiggly lines? What is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is that? So?
Speaker 2: What is it? Is this?
Speaker 1: The Rams football games? It's a super Bowl number?
Speaker 2: So okay, But my point is is then every time
every stop I made, so then I was.
Speaker 1: Then I was.
Speaker 2: I was in it first of all. Okay, So I
was in the Bloomingdale's. I went to Macy's and I
looked around and did a lap in Macy's, and I
was like, wow, macy'ss really gone downhill, Like I can't
stand anything I'm looking at right now. I just had
silk material I hate, and all the flowery everything's floral
now and colors just where. Like I was like, you
get over stimulated in department stores too. I'm like, settle
down with all these departments, right. First of all, why
don't you just have all the women's clothes in one section, right,
I don't need eighteen hundred different I don't need the
Eileen Fisher.
Speaker 1: Brand over in this corner.
Speaker 2: And then upstairs as you got it for if you
want athletic wear, you go to the third floor. No,
keep everything to get walking, I know. So then I
was like, okay, I bought like a T shirt. I
bought a T shirt I don't know. Oh oh so
in Macy's. So then I was like I don't see
anything that I like. It was too casual. It's gonna
wear that one. But then I was like this is
a little casual. And then so then I go, oh
they have Bloomingdale. Oh okay, so I go to blooming NEOs. Anyway,
that's when I bought That's when I walked by the
watch section. I was like, well, let me get a
watch on my way now. Meanwhile, it's an hour later,
and I said, I'll meet you girls back in an hour.
Speaker 1: I've done nothing right, nothing for an hour have gone by.
I stopped. I got my whole makeup done.
Speaker 2: I got a whole face of makeup and a T shirt,
a workout T shirt that I'm supposed to buy a
nice shirt for a nice event. I buy a workout
T shirt right, wear for a workout.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So then so then I go, Okay, I go to Bloomingdale's. Okay,
they're gonna have this nice stuff. So then I'm walking around,
I get the watch, and then she does this thing.
She goes, would you like all the time they do this?
Speaker 1: You do? You have a Macy's cart, you have a
Bloomingdale's card, you have a Nord Strump car.
Speaker 2: Now, don't have a fuck. I have a credit card.
I'm just gonna pay with my credit card, thank you. Now,
would you like to open one?
Speaker 1: You'll save tw it?
Speaker 2: And I know that I know I could save money,
but no, I don't. I don't want ten cards. I
don't need a Bloomingdale's card. I don't need a Macy.
I just want to buy my thing and leave. Can
I just go, okay, what's your phone number? I'm like, what,
why do you need my phone number?
Speaker 1: Run up your account right now.
Speaker 2: You can save twenty percent, and then the next time
you come in you can save five percent, and then
there's gonna be a sale, but only for people who
have a Macy's card, and only You're like, okay, right, oh,
or if you want to buy this now, but come
back in five days and pick it up, because then
that's when we're going to have the sale. Why don't
you do that? Like no, I just want my shit.
So I'm buying the watch. Then she does the thing
where the watch doesn't I'm like, well, wait a second.
So I'm buying this watch, but it's loose. Now I
gotta go get it tightened. And she goes, yes, it's
only up the stairs and three doors down, three doors
down from the mall, not from a store. I got
to go outside of the mall and walk down to
a watch place, apparently.
Speaker 1: To get I said, can they do it right there?
That's what I wanted.
Speaker 2: I said no, and then she's like, ma'am, we you
know I actually do have somebody broke my tool.
Speaker 1: I could have done it, but somebody broke it. Oh God.
And I was like, well, then forget it.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, she didn't want to lose the sale, right,
because I go, I'm not going to this is what
I'm I just want to buy my watch and leave.
I don't want to give you my social Security number
and my phone number and.
Speaker 1: Put my pen. And then I don't want to write.
Speaker 2: And then I don't want to walk ten blocks down
to I got two girls waiting for me because they're hungry.
I can I gonna walk and watch her don't right,
And then I'm like maybe. Then I'm trying not other
watches to see if they fit, just because I don't
want to go get it sized right.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, what am I doing? I want
to get the one watch? So she said no, no, no, no, no,
actually let me.
Speaker 2: She goes, are you in hurry? And I go I go,
why do I seem like I'm in a hurry. She goes, yes,
but I will do it as fast as I can
if you can come back in fifteen twenty minutes. And
I was like, all right, because I was gonna go upstairs, right, anyway.
So then she says, so then she fixes it. I
come back and then she goes, so you don't want
to I said no, I don't want to open up things.
She goes, okay, well I'll tell you what I'm want
to do.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: She's trying to like scan numbers, and she goes, because,
are you going to still buy something here? And I go,
uh yeah, and then she goes, well, then you'll get
you'll get your you'll get a discount when you go
upstairs to go buy your shirt, you'll get a disc
So she's scanning a number and she's not getting it,
and I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting and Natally is calling and calling, where are you?
Where are you? Where are you? We're hungry, We're hungry.
Speaker 2: Just wait, just wait, I said, I still need to
She goes, you didn't get a shirt yet. I go
to Talia is like, mom, we're bonding right now. Now,
that's our mother daughter. Yeah, Olivia and I have already
bonded here. So I'm like, lady, please, can I just said,
can I just get my watch? I just want to
get my watch and go She goes, no, no, you
are you are you're getting your watch and then she's
trying to skin. She goes this way, you give them
your phone number, and she's like talking while she's trying
to do it. Then you'll get You'll get like she's
trying to drown out the situation that she's trying to
scan the thing and it's not it's not beeping. Then
it beef. Then she goes on to the next thing,
and I'm like, oh my god, what are you wrong
with department stores? I hate them all, hate that every time.
If you try to ever buy anything from like a
clinique counter or estay lotter it.
Speaker 1: It's in the sane thing. Yeah, they need like your firstborns. Yes,
they want your phone number.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, that social Security number is in a
card in a safe positive box.
Speaker 1: You're like, well, could you go get it? Yeah? No
I can't. I know, just can you call your bank? No,
it just doesn't air.
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna get five percent off, but we have.
And then they want to go above and beyond and
help you. Right, they're gonna help. She's gonna help me
by scanning something with to attach it to my phone number.
I don't know what she's doing, what magic she's doing?
So then after twenty minutes of this retart, sorry, this
stupid situation, then I go upstairs to go by what
I gotta get, and then I'm checking out, and then
she goes, do you have a phone number with us?
Speaker 1: And I go, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I'll get I go, I know, I go, but okay,
So the lady downstairs put my number in my phone number,
so now I'm gonna finally something's going to pay off.
So I'm up there now I give her my phone
number and she goes, no, you're not in the system,
and I go, god, I just bought it.
Speaker 1: I said, see this watch.
Speaker 2: I just bought this watch like three hundred dollars downstairs
about ten minutes ago, king me, you know, she just
did this whole thing. And I stood there because I
wanted the discount. So and she goes, well, sometimes when, oh,
before I gave her that whole thing. She's she goes,
sometimes the phone number is old. And I go, no, no, no, no, no,
I was you're like you but ten minutes old, right,
because I gave it to her ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Right. Then she goes, oh, no, only my phone number
didn't expire. She does this.
Speaker 2: Then she goes let me call downstairs. They go, oh, no,
fucking check me out.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. This is why I don't like to
go to the mall.
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine if you're behind somebody that wants to
take advantage of all this. Oh yeah, I do want
to open up a car. Then you're standing there waiting
and waiting and waiting, and then she's opening up her car,
opening up her own credit card, or then she's putting it,
or she's got to return something. I always get behind
the person's got to return something too, all the you know,
and it's just.
Speaker 1: Like this is why he goes to This is why
I shop online.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I know the kids like going to
the mall, but I get totally defeated by all those
lines and all those dumb people and all the hassle, and.
Speaker 1: They never have anything I want.
Speaker 3: I like to go to either just go to TJ
Max or go to like Nordstone Rack, like one store
and it's got a lot of different choices. But then
half the time, this is another problem I have, though
I'm so glad you bought yourself a watch, because I
end up spending money on the kids and I won't
even buy myself a pair of I'll talk myself out
of it.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, do I really know?
Speaker 3: I literally went wanted to go to the mall because
I was because John made fun of me the other
day because I was wearing this pair of camouflage sweats
and it wasn't I'm wearing a pair of now, but
it was a different pair. I have this pair of
green camouflage sweats, and there are men's sweats, and I
love those sweats. And sometimes do I wear them like
two days in a row? Possibly three?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yes, I sleep in them two yeah?
Speaker 2: Did I sleep in them and wear them three days
in a row? Maybe I did? Okay, so assume me
I wasn't going to the gym during the middle of
that time. Sometimes I'll change out of them, put on
something else. Oh, you're not an anim and then I
put I'm not a monster. John goes, Honey, can I
no offense? He's like, I'm just asking the innocent question.
Have you showered in in between wearing those sweats for
three days? And I was like, maybe I haven't, Maybe
I haven't. I'm trying to keeps a mystery relationship. You
don't need to know every shower I take Yeah. So anyway,
I was like, part of the problem is I have
a few pairs of sweats, and I like to wear
sweats me too a lot.
Speaker 1: But I don't like to constantly do laundry.
Speaker 3: So maybe I should just get myself another pair of sweats, oh,
because I have one pair that is freed, and I'm like,
you know, I'm an adult woman. I can have more
than one pair of sweats, Like, I don't need to.
They're my play clothes. I need to wear stuff that
has holes in it. I can throw those away. But
then I won't.
Speaker 2: I will literally talk myself out of buying sweats that
are like sixteen dollars.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, I really need them. Yeah, Because
then also I'm like, no, I don't want to try
them on. I know that's the hat.
Speaker 2: I've got to hang off my shoes. I know I
don't want to try anything, take off my yoga pants,
put on a pair of sweats that I know what
sweats look like.
Speaker 1: So then they're like, maybe I should just buy them.
But then I go. Then I look at the line and.
Speaker 2: I go talk myself if I really need another persons,
I mean I have three. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, and
then I leave. But then I spend one hundred dollars
on all the cajeene shorts. That's the thing, no problem, right, No,
probably right as you would say. But you know, look
here myself. I can't spend ten dollars. Oh yeah, I don't.
The thing is is like I never go to the mall.
I haven't gone to them all a long time. I'm
still wearing makeup that I've had for years. Like you know,
I buy it at Right Aid. So to my wonder,
there they are the same brand that's at Right Aid,
ny X or whatever. It has their own store now
at the mall, and it's right at the entrance when
you walk in.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, see you girls, Oh what do we
have here?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: So, But I don't like.
Speaker 2: The parking, the traffic. It's just all a cashat and
it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: But that's why and not an ad. But that's why
Wander Beauty.
Speaker 2: That's why when we get to try products and then
we like them, I fall in love because I like
to order the stuff.
Speaker 1: Online because I don't want to go to the store
and stand out a makeup count. I like to find
a product I like.
Speaker 3: I do the same thing with I have this Keels.
It's a concentrate oil. It's Keels Midnight Recovery oil. I
feel like I got it. I don't think I ever
bought it for myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either it was.
Speaker 2: A gift or I got it in a gift bag. Yes,
somehow I got it and I tried it. Oh, I
know how I got it. I got it when I
worked it, when I was doing parental discretion. They gave
me they give you presents a lot Nickelodeon gave me
a whole Keels a nice gift thing with like different
Keels products, And I loved this oil.
Speaker 3: So it's very expensive though, but guess what, I go
find it on eBay. I find people who have like
a bottle of it that doesn't have the box anymore.
Speaker 2: I know maybe they got a sample. I don't know
where they get it. I don't want to know how
I stolen. I don't care.
Speaker 3: But if I don't, if I can get it for
instead of one hundred dollars for thirty five on eBay
with free shipping, totally for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I I know what I like and I
just find it as you like. I cann't order it?
Is it good?
Speaker 2: I love it? I put it on before bed. What's
it called called Keels Midnight Recovery Concentrate. Why do you
like it? Because it's a it's an oil that's not
super oily. It doesn't it's not like putting oil on
your face. It doesn't have a residue. And I just
feel like my skin looks better because.
Speaker 1: He was good. I use this stuff every night. I
really like it.
Speaker 2: It's the only stuff that I find that I go, oh,
my skin looks better when I use it. Yeah, And
it doesn't.
Speaker 1: When you find that, you gotta stick with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I just anyway, I think you can understand we
don't like going shopping. Getting birth control can be a hassle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember taking my niece to planned parenthood for the
first time when she was I told Wendy that I
was taking her to a hip hop dance glass in
the valley and picked her up and took her to
plant Parenthood.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2: Because she had a boyfriend and Wendy wasn't going to
do anything.
Speaker 1: Wendy didn't want to know.
Speaker 2: I didn't well, she wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend
and her she Jackie was afraid of her mom and
she was like and I was like, but so you're
doing it with you know, she's married to him still
now to this day, and she's like, yeah, Auntie Lena,
and I don't want I said, no, I know, Okay,
all right, I'll take care of it. I'm going to
tell your mom taking you to a hip hop dance glass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, wear some sweats, yeah, kind of sports bra.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I took her to our very first guy
I know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, AnyWho, I feel like I had something else to
tell you, but yeah, that was our mall trip.
Speaker 1: This morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know they moved the clocks, which really
they need to put an end to that. I know,
I know, no point. I know my kids were so
you know, as you guys know, today's Monday.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, okay, come on, let's hear the charade is
practically crying this morning? Your kids sad about getting up? Yes,
they did not want to get up. I didn't want
to get up.
Speaker 2: It was kind of it was very hard, especially too,
because we were out you know, until like eight eight
thirty on a Sunday night, and then we came I
don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just and it's like for your body.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be seven thirty, right, but for
some reason it starts it feels like that time when
you go to bed, but then it feels earlier when
you wake up.
Speaker 1: Yes, fall back tricky.
Speaker 2: Jimmy was talking about Jimmy was talking about that the thing.
He's like, yeah, no, so the time changes, and he's like,
but my wife tricked me because she's like, no, it's
the good one. And he was like, oh, and then
then he realized it's not the good one. Yeah, and
she goes, no, it's good for the kids. It keeps
He goes, no, it's not good. I don't care if
it's good for the kids, it's not good for me. Yeah, yeah,
it's the bad one.
Speaker 1: The good one is late. Is in the fall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, and it's like I wish I could
just fall back. Just can't we just leap constantly? Go
just fall back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're you know rebirth. Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2: Yes, every season we should just go back that keep
going back.
Speaker 1: Yes, nobody will get old. Oh my god, I love
I honestly love that idea.
Speaker 2: I know that's a great idea every year we should
just be like, oh my god, we'll get an extra
hour of sleep. Yes, why can't we going to hurt? Right,
we're not going to hurt anybody? And who bade the
law anyways? That we have to change times? Why do
we have to go back? I know the original time?
Why do we ever have to go catch back up?
And I don't know what is it? Like?
Speaker 1: We owe time, like you owe us.
Speaker 2: We'll get you, We'll get you in six months, right, No,
I want to just work on the devil right, yes,
god dang, keep going back, keep getting falling back, fall back, falling. Yeah,
I did not appreciate it. And then the kids were
up late and this does this ever happen to you? Yes,
I'll look at my kids. I'll be like, you fuckers
have not had a shower two weeks, But when's the
last time you had a shower?
Speaker 3: When's the last time? And ELB will look at me.
Elbe's guilty of it, and she's.
Speaker 1: Fourteen, get your class the shower. I'll be like LB
when it went, Honestly, when's the last time we took
a shoer? She'll be like, honestly, I don't know. We
changed the subject. Yeah, they don't want to get in
the shower right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then then none, I go, you know what,
none of you guys have had a shower.
Speaker 3: You know it's been a long time. Yeah, there's no
not doing towels.
Speaker 1: In the laundry. Let's ut.
Speaker 3: Washing your clothes a lot, because you just changed clothes
and things were good, no problem, right, So last night
all three of them had to take a shower. But
by the time I realized that they'd been tricking me
with no showers, it.
Speaker 2: Was already like ten o'clock at night. I know, maybe
it was nine thirty. But by the time they were
all out of the shower.
Speaker 1: You know. Okay, so they don't want to go in
the shower for weeks, but then when they go in.
Speaker 2: So I know they're in for life, right, I know.
It's the same thing they ever want to take a shower.
Once they get in, what are you doing in there?
Speaker 1: Hello? My god, it's like they're singing. Yeah, put their eyes.
They're probably on their iPads in there, probably playing Rod
Power Edition. I'm like, get the fuck out of the shower.
You're like, I thought you wanted me in the shower.
I'm like, now I want you out of the shower.
I'm like, it's been a half hour.
Speaker 2: Oh, Adam will not if he's around here, Like is
he still in the shower? Hey, Sonny, get out of
the shower. You're in there too long. I'm putting a
timer on next time, Like he doesn't, and Adam gets
in the shower takes them two seconds because he doesn't
soap up.
Speaker 3: John takes a lot of showers. I get a little
shower judgment if I haven't taken a shower. But sometimes
I'm like, if I go to the gym, then I
need a shower. If I don't go to the gym,
I smell pretty good. Yeah fine, I know, like I don't.
I don't smell right, Yeah, it's it's called deodorant. Right,
I'm fine. But the kids always forget deodorant and they
sting and then they don't take a shower, and then
I have to yell at them. So yeah, so last night,
by the time everyone went to bed, it was late
and I was yelling and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, why do I what?
Speaker 1: Like why when I if I.
Speaker 2: Say hey, guys, because this is me the beginning of it,
I'm like, guys, you haven't had a shower, and like
since last leap year, it's.
Speaker 1: Time for a shower.
Speaker 2: Then they'll go, okay, you'll go first, Yeah, Sadie go first.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I'll wait until Sadie down.
Speaker 2: It's eighteen minutes and I'm like into a new podcast.
I'm like, then I have to stop my put my
podcast on pause, and go hey, I said get in
the shower. Why is the shower not running? And then
I'm like, okay, that should do it. And then I
get back, go back.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get back into my twenty twenty or sixteen minutes, Sir.
Speaker 2: Maddie the girl who was kidnapped in my Portugal. I'm like,
all right, what's going what?
Speaker 1: Okay? Go on?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like what the hell they're still on it?
Speaker 2: Go by.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, now I have to take my
ear put it on pause because I have it.
Speaker 2: I'm plugged in. I'm trying to rejuice my phone. Put
it down on the bed.
Speaker 1: Get up now, the dog gets up because the dogs?
Are you going that?
Speaker 2: I know, like, walk out into the other room. You're
on the couch. I'm like, hey, I told you to
take a shower. And then I also yelled a reminder
to take a shower. Nobody's in the shower, right, somebody
but a get in the shower. Then I hear some
squabbling about it, and then then I have to say
it again, and then I'll get one of them going,
all right, we're about to get in the shower.
Speaker 1: Oh, why do you gotta get so mad?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Iteli calls me ticky ticky time bomb,
but like, honestly, it's because I have to ask for
the eighteenth time. That's why you know why you gotta
get so mad? All right, gosh, settle down. You have
anger issues. That's our new thing. Like I have anger,
and I'm not trying to compare anybody, But do you
ever see me do that to Sonny?
Speaker 1: Like I don't say it, but really do.
Speaker 2: And I said it in therapy with Adam and Brittany
because Adam says sometimes that I snap it. He goes, yeah, yeah,
well you do, and Italia thinks you do you do
get snappy?
Speaker 1: I go, okay, assholes.
Speaker 2: First of all, I get snappy when I'm asking somebody
to do something for the eighteenth time, or nobody listens,
or I tried to tell you and you didn't listen
or blah blah blah blah blah. There's a reason why
I get snappy, And why is it that you can
be snappy? Why can't I have a husband that just goes, oh,
it's just Lynette later alone, Oh, Lonette.
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? Like, why can't I
have that?
Speaker 2: But we would find that to be condescending, I know, right,
we wouldn't like that, right, but no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, but why can't they have a pass?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, right, then go take your shower of
then so mom doesn't have to get back exactly.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: But I don't do you see me snap at Sonny?
Do I snap it?
Speaker 1: Olga? Do I snap at anybody else?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: So maybe you're the source.
Speaker 2: That was the Patreon that was when I said that, Well, yeah,
that because John thinks I'm irritable, and I was like,
but I'm irritable with you, right, the kids don't find
me irritable.
Speaker 1: I'm actually in a pretty cheery mood a.
Speaker 2: Lot with that, right right, Yeah, that's in therapy, that's
what we were. Did I talk about that last week
last Monday on Patreon?
Speaker 1: On Patreon?
Speaker 2: That didn't there that didn't are well, Yeah, like Adam
and I went to we go to the therapist. Brittany,
it's Britney, bitch, it's Brittany, bitch. You were going that night.
I was going that night and I did have a beef.
Yeah that you were like going to save for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it now, but it was so the snappiness,
you know, like, oh, it's like, well, that's always. She's
not always, but she's you know, you do get in
a bad mood. I go, I'm not in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood around the kids.
Speaker 2: Who's the one that gets up after dinner and goes
into his office and just goes in there. Why I
don't have the luxury of doing that. They followed the dog.
Everybody follows me everywhere I go, right, you know, so
I don't have that luxury of just going all right,
I'm done eating.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. You guys do the dishes. I'm
gonna go.
Speaker 2: No, I have to be out in the kitchen, cleaning
the kitchen, putting everything away, making their lunches.
Speaker 3: I have to be first of all, we're like doctors
that are on call all the time, because Adam could
probably be in the room because this will happen like
John could be sitting in the room with them on
the couch, and I could be, you know, twenty thousand
leagues under the ocean, and they will find a way
to lower themselves. They will put on scuba deer to
come down and go.
Speaker 2: Mom, Mom, can I get five dollars of roadblock?
Speaker 1: Can I get roebucks? It's the sound of the submarine.
Speaker 2: I'll be hiding under in a cave, in an ocean cave,
trying to listen to a podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, submarine heep, Mom, going, I could be twenty weeks.
Speaker 6: It's just fat and I'll just see a light coming
from their head, you know, from their like head.
Speaker 1: They're they're they're like helmet shaking the light coming up.
Move books.
Speaker 4: What oh God, So you can't ask that, you couldn't
have asked had that you had to go.
Speaker 1: You had to get in a.
Speaker 2: Submarine, You had to gear up, put on a website
with you, get in a submarine, take a year to
go all the way down into the ocean.
Speaker 1: Task me. Oh my god, you had to give me
your butts out. And by the way, John.
Speaker 2: Probably wouldn't have even said no, Like, that's the thing
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah. So we
have to be available, is what you're saying. That's what
I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get here, Yes, we get yes, it's
my point. Yeah, because all roads lead back right to us, right,
it's like, after mom, can you sign this form?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and the dog too, though, It's true.
Speaker 2: Every time I get out and leave the room, the
dog's gotta follow me.
Speaker 1: And the dog makes noise too.
Speaker 2: He's not like you know, tinker Bell, and he's just
any And it's in the morning sometimes early morning.
Speaker 1: I kind of like feed him.
Speaker 2: The kids are sleeping over or whatever. I'm like, don't
wake anybody up. And then he goes and he's got
to go push the door. But in go in everybody's rooms,
and the dog follows me everywhere, and so why so okay,
So then when I sit down and have five minutes
of alone time, you want to come in and talk
to me about I don't know. I don't care. I
oh god, why are you being so bitchy?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's bitchy. Yeah. I think she's got depression. Be
fucking depressed too. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing that we were kind of going
off on Patreon, which is so funny. It's just the
then you finally just go I don't I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I can't hear this right now. And then they're like wow, okay.
Speaker 2: Wow Jesus, all right, wow wow irritable. Wow, you just
become an irritable person. Maybe you need some like an antidepressant, yes,
look into some herbs or something for that irritability. May
are you going through the change like that was five
years ago? This is my personality now? Pain right now,
I am I seriously am paying. I broke Hey you
know what, Yeah, you talk for a second.
Speaker 1: You know what quip equip is?
Speaker 2: Okay, I can honestly say that half a quip me too.
Speaker 1: And I love it.
Speaker 2: And it's like an electric toothbrush, but it's not Remember
when in the old days, in old timey days, electric
toothbrush was like your whole bathroom counter was just one.
Speaker 1: Right, It's like huge. It was like I don't know
what prepare it to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also like I always was jealous when people
had it, like how come you have one?
Speaker 1: How come? I am super fancy? Right? Right? Right? We
were like only really rich, which people have celebrities.
Speaker 2: Yes, they have somebody that brushes something that brushes their
own teeth. They don't have to move their hand up
and down real fast. They just stick it in their mouth.
But it was like an entire like a compressor, an
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