Speaker 1: Ah, not beautiful morning here in the ville. I love
Speaker 1: it getting ready for spring and Easter and the Derby
Speaker 1: and all kinds of fun. Now we have a little
Speaker 1: bit of a dust and dirt on everything that we
Speaker 1: need to get cleaned up.
Speaker 2: Dwight, Oh my god, I'm gonna need you to help
Speaker 2: with that. So annoying on this morning, sun is shiny.
Speaker 2: Birds are whistling with it.
Speaker 3: You know what I wish?
Speaker 4: I wish legislation would be passed and they would have
Speaker 4: a lane of traffic and it was called the people
Speaker 4: who actually know what the f they're doing lane and.
Speaker 3: You had to qualify for it. What's here every day?
Speaker 4: When I came in on sixty four West, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: bubber to bubber traffic. And then we get through that
Speaker 4: little uh tunnel on Cannon's Lane. Yeah, and then it
Speaker 4: starts and there's never an accident.
Speaker 2: Just slow. It's just slow, dumas people.
Speaker 1: If you didn't know, there was an entire group of
Speaker 1: how do we bother? Dwight, Yeah, and they get together.
Speaker 1: There's a website they kind of monitor when you leave
Speaker 1: the house and then they stack it up for you
Speaker 1: just to irritate you.
Speaker 2: But think the group's been around a while. I don't
Speaker 2: doubt it, and speaking feel bad.
Speaker 1: Even mentioning it because they asked me to join, and
Speaker 1: I said, I don't want any.
Speaker 2: Part of that.
Speaker 5: I'm part of that group too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, k Rick, speaking of annoying people, Hey, good morning, Rick,
Speaker 4: how are you.
Speaker 5: I'm just.
Speaker 3: We messed you here, I am.
Speaker 4: I thought we ran you off after one of us
Speaker 4: missed you my wife. My wife says, hey, you need
Speaker 4: to be easy with Rick. You're gonna piss him off.
Speaker 4: I said, Honey, he knows we played.
Speaker 2: We can barely hear. You can hear most. He knows
Speaker 2: it enough to hear it and go.
Speaker 4: That was nineteen sixty two, Fall of nineteen sixty two,
Speaker 4: recorded at muscle shows.
Speaker 1: All right, I've got a quiz for you.
Speaker 2: Welcome. I think Rick will know this answer. I don't
Speaker 2: think you will.
Speaker 3: Well, Okay, that's a shocker.
Speaker 1: There is only one national park in Kentucky. What park
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: That's not I know this one?
Speaker 1: What what is it?
Speaker 2: Roquois Park? Yes, ERKOI you can see Dwight Yoava next
Speaker 2: Friday night.
Speaker 1: Iroquoi Park is where you and your friends used to
Speaker 1: cruise and smoke in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Waverly Park.
Speaker 5: No, Cumberland Park.
Speaker 3: Is it red River Gorge?
Speaker 2: No park.
Speaker 1: I say this because this weekend on the nineteenth.
Speaker 3: What's today today is the ninth, sixteenth?
Speaker 1: It's the sixteenth, okay, so it's national park. You get
Speaker 1: in free on the nineteenth. Wait all the national parks
Speaker 1: in America?
Speaker 3: Are they charged to get into a park?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I go to Otter Creek. I got paid.
Speaker 4: Hey, no, we'll go look at that flower over there,
Speaker 4: and they go, oh, that's fourteen.
Speaker 1: If Otter Creek was a national park, it's not a
Speaker 1: national park. Like you go to some of these beaches
Speaker 1: down in the Keys.
Speaker 2: And style what what beaches be shopping?
Speaker 6: Ynh?
Speaker 2: I know, beaches be crazy.
Speaker 1: There's bee Hoonda Beach in Viking Beach on Behonda Key.
Speaker 1: That is a national parks. You have to pay when
Speaker 1: you throw your car up there. It's like twenty bucks
Speaker 1: Viking Beach. All the boats have like little legs of
Speaker 1: their paddles. I love that beach all right, So no,
Speaker 1: neither one of you know what the only national park
Speaker 1: in Kentucky is.
Speaker 3: It's on the tip of.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kick yourself in the phase when you hear
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 5: How far away is it from here?
Speaker 1: Seventy four miles o manmoth Cave.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can see where you got to pay to
Speaker 4: get in the cave thing because I got electricity and whatnot.
Speaker 1: They keep finding more space than mammoth Cave. By the way,
Speaker 1: don't don't wait, don't make a joke on them. I
Speaker 1: know where you're going. Just old controlled delete, just old
Speaker 1: controlled delete.
Speaker 2: You're stupid.
Speaker 3: Cost to get it?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: But on the nineteenth, I do know it cost zero.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have extra special programs, musical themes. Yeah, family
Speaker 1: friendly fun like Junior Ranger Day where kids can earn
Speaker 1: their own badges. Well, the free entry covers admissions. Some
Speaker 1: parks may still require reservations and a time for entry.
Speaker 4: Just to let you know anything that's gonna be free
Speaker 4: to the public, I won't be anywhere near just like
Speaker 4: quarter night.
Speaker 3: Remember when they said quarter night and I.
Speaker 2: Went one night. It was not fun. It was not fun.
Speaker 1: All right about time? Well, let's well almost get the story.
Speaker 4: Go back to what But on the nineteenth I might
Speaker 4: just have to cave in and go, oh, here's a dollar.
Speaker 5: I'm just a cute.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing this story at Herit's Creek. Have you've seen
Speaker 1: where the houses are. There's two houses that are sliding
Speaker 1: into Herrod's Creek.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these two poor owners here are like their face
Speaker 1: says it all, like they can't hide it.
Speaker 2: They can't hide it. Their face. They're trying.
Speaker 1: And they're both you know, talking about the situation of
Speaker 1: the news, but their face re it's like, how did
Speaker 1: I get into this?
Speaker 3: Do you sell? Like after you get through this, do
Speaker 3: you just sell? Or can you eat?
Speaker 2: They're acting like we want to stay now.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, that was a quote from the
Speaker 1: second owner that I saw it, and that one the
Speaker 1: second house was much worse than the first house, Like
Speaker 1: part of the driveway, the ground of the driveway is gone,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like I'm looking at I'm like, they
Speaker 1: can't be staying in there at night, right, Like you're
Speaker 1: not staying in there at night?
Speaker 4: Well, man, my sister in law and brother in law
Speaker 4: on a cabin in North Carolina. Yeah, and they were
Speaker 4: gonna sell it and then all this hits you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: well with the infrastructure, roads washed down, they can and whatnot.
Speaker 3: Well it could, but it be pennies on the dollar.
Speaker 2: Right, correct, so they can hold onto so.
Speaker 4: They'll go hold on to it. But they were getting
Speaker 4: ready to sell. I'm like, you know, it seems like
Speaker 4: if you lived up there after. But maybe it's just
Speaker 4: one time. I don't know, but it seems like this
Speaker 4: happens on the.
Speaker 2: River a lot. I gotta tell you. Maybe not. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I guess it is. You know, jobs are
Speaker 2: like a calling.
Speaker 1: This is your calling to be a smart ass on
Speaker 1: the radio, to make a difference in society.
Speaker 2: That's your call. That's me.
Speaker 1: Uh, police officers, that's a calling, right, I mean you
Speaker 1: and I think that's what we really needed. Instead of
Speaker 1: sending all of our kids off to college to one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars, why don't we spend a
Speaker 1: couple thousand dollars and figure out which kid they're calling?
Speaker 1: You know what, what's what is the thing that they
Speaker 1: really passionate that we'll call it.
Speaker 4: We'll call it, just off the tip of my tongue,
Speaker 4: an aptitude test.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: So, actually they used to give that test your senior
Speaker 1: year that you would answer the one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: five questions and they go you'd be a great fireman.
Speaker 2: They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: They tell me I'd be a good helmeless guy.
Speaker 1: They told me, I'm not You're not gonna You're not
Speaker 1: gonna guess you know what they told me.
Speaker 5: What on my test?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Rocket scientist? That was number one? Okay?
Speaker 1: Number two was radio and television.
Speaker 2: Are you serious? And that's what I ended up working in?
Speaker 2: Is that crazy?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So on that note, is the river a calling? Like
Speaker 1: why do you live down there?
Speaker 3: I have to legitimately there's river people.
Speaker 1: That's why I have to Yeah, now that you have
Speaker 1: to legitimately asked you?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that none has said there's river people you you
Speaker 4: there has to be a calling from the river like
Speaker 4: you were maybe Native Americans before in your blood you.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know or something, or you were a riverboat
Speaker 1: captain like your great great grandfather was a riverboat captain.
Speaker 1: Like what is it about the river that you can't
Speaker 1: leave the river.
Speaker 4: Because there's Look, it's rare to see a flood like
Speaker 4: we've seen. We haven't seen a flood like this in
Speaker 4: ninety seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: But every year it does flood, you're expect you're expected
Speaker 4: to get your lower level flooded with let's call it
Speaker 4: mud and river water, right, I mean it happens, yeah frequently, even.
Speaker 1: Like as a matter of fact five seven one eight
Speaker 1: four before we only get about six or seven minutes.
Speaker 1: But if you're a river folk five one a four
Speaker 1: a four is it a calling like? I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I don't get the river, but.
Speaker 4: I are you practicing to go living the holler or something?
Speaker 2: Keep saying river folk? No, river folk is what they're called.
Speaker 2: I call them river what river people? River gentlemen and
Speaker 2: river ladies. No, I don't that's what I don't think
Speaker 2: that's the time I was just say, what do you.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that's the tall four four.
Speaker 2: If you're a river folk, see, I.
Speaker 6: Just can't go. You can't get off the river. I
Speaker 6: love being by the river on the river every once
Speaker 6: in a while, and good old water moccasin calling up
Speaker 6: into the dock. I have to chop it off with
Speaker 6: my shovel.
Speaker 2: What do you cast?
Speaker 8: Some might lives on a river rivermen, all right, that's
Speaker 8: not j okay specific river person river dweller.
Speaker 1: Oh, river weller's not bad. River dwellers not bad.
Speaker 3: A river no mad river rat.
Speaker 1: Oh that that was that was used by Andrew Masterson
Speaker 1: from c QS. He he said, call us river rats,
Speaker 1: and I said, I'm not doing that because that was
Speaker 1: not a term you wanted to use in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Somebody puts you right in the face.
Speaker 3: It looks like aquatic dweller.
Speaker 2: Aquatic. No, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: River person. I think river dweller. But does that even
Speaker 1: sound like you're homeless river dweller.
Speaker 4: I like it non gender specific, No, cis cis gender
Speaker 4: river person.
Speaker 3: It's it's not like when they say cis.
Speaker 2: It's not a thing. No, I'm just a regular normal,
Speaker 2: not a thing, not mentally ill person.
Speaker 5: Not a thing.
Speaker 1: Uh So, again, I pray for those folks. I hope
Speaker 1: they can get it fixed. But that is a very
Speaker 1: good question, Dwight. Do you stay after it's fixed or
Speaker 1: do you pretend there's no way I'm gonna leave and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this fixed with the full intention of
Speaker 1: I'm getting this vix and I'm getting out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because they all they both genuinely looked miserable,
Speaker 1: and I guess they were. Why wouldn't you have a
Speaker 1: there's a chance your house might end up in the creek.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're getting even further down the hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people understand me.
Speaker 2: I have to speak. You're really deep to the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right to the people, for they had to understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I thought Kamala Harris was good at being a chameleon
Speaker 3: around people, but you're even better.
Speaker 1: Right do you think I do you think I just
Speaker 1: fell out of a coconut tree?
Speaker 2: No spaghetti tree. Maybe I wish there was spaghetti trees.
Speaker 3: Well, where do you think spaghetti comes from?
Speaker 2: They don't come from trees. Yes they do. They do.
Speaker 4: In Naples, Italy, there's a farm caused Spaghatto and Spaghatto
Speaker 4: they have spaghetti trees and all of the Italians, these Italians,
Speaker 4: they go out there and they picked spaghetti off the trees.
Speaker 1: True, spaghetti doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 3: You're showing your ignorance, Scott, so stupid. Get back in
Speaker 3: the holler, thank you.
Speaker 2: I guess there's down by the creek. I guess there's
Speaker 2: no river people calling.
Speaker 1: No, there's no river people. Because I think they're depressed
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: Maybe their phones depressed. I would be depressed, wouldn't you.
Speaker 5: Maybe their phones are out because they're f It's true.
Speaker 2: Maybe their phones are out because of flooding.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all right, Sticks and Stones.
Speaker 1: I bet you this is his favorite show to work,
Speaker 1: it is guarantee, even even Dwight's butt face, despite.
Speaker 9: All the traffic this morning, you know and all that, Yeah,
Speaker 9: this is still my favorite show.
Speaker 2: Well, at least there's convenient parking.
Speaker 5: Rick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think we got we might have a
Speaker 1: river folk.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see who we got here by the creek.
Speaker 1: But the question is it has to be a calling,
Speaker 1: like a job as a calling, I think I don't.
Speaker 3: Never don't it has to be. It's just part of it's.
Speaker 1: Part of your DNA that I have to live on
Speaker 1: the river.
Speaker 4: If I my draw others, I would live on a
Speaker 4: private beach, yes, and I would not.
Speaker 2: Wear a stitch of clothing. Ever. Yeah, I know I've
Speaker 2: seen that so much disturbed.
Speaker 3: Here, let me send you a new just really got
Speaker 3: a good contract?
Speaker 1: Should we try one of these?
Speaker 2: Rick or he's talking to him. Jangle looks like Jangle.
Speaker 3: Jangle has been a listener for a long time.
Speaker 9: I got Billy from the River Billy, you're on the river, Billy,
Speaker 9: tell me what's Is the river a calling?
Speaker 1: Why are you river folk?
Speaker 7: Yes? It is a calling. And yeah we are called
Speaker 7: river rats. That that's just what we've always But what do.
Speaker 2: You what do you prefer?
Speaker 3: Is there a term that you prefer like river dweller?
Speaker 7: Uh No, I don't dweller in the cellar. I'm a
Speaker 7: river rat. And I thought and the main reason is
Speaker 7: because you take your other lakes and everything, and although
Speaker 7: you do have a house on it, you're a very
Speaker 7: limit it and what you can do. But being on
Speaker 7: the river, I've got like fifteen acres right on the river,
Speaker 7: and I have no limitations, no restrictions. And that's the
Speaker 7: big part of it.
Speaker 4: Is it is it worth going through every few years
Speaker 4: some questions?
Speaker 7: You know? Actually it is because my dad took us,
Speaker 7: took me down there when we got our place. I
Speaker 7: was five years old. I'm sixty three now, and I mean,
Speaker 7: I'll I'll never give it up. I'll never get away
Speaker 7: from it.
Speaker 2: No matter what.
Speaker 1: John Dutton situation, John Dutton of River of the River. Yes,
Speaker 1: but there it is. That's the philosophy, that's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: His dad took him down at five. He's sixty three,
Speaker 1: and I ain't leaving. I mean, that's the that's the philosophy,
Speaker 1: and it's a calling. And I never thought about it
Speaker 1: till you just said that that it is different than
Speaker 1: a lake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the river you can go.
Speaker 1: You literally can get into your boat and go you
Speaker 1: want to go to Cincinnati and you go up Cincinnati,
Speaker 1: you can go wherever, right, I mean, you could do
Speaker 1: whatever you want on the river. That's that's a that's
Speaker 1: a different kind of aspect than I thought of.
Speaker 4: Steamboats go up and down with people in bow ties
Speaker 4: and ladies with parasols. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gambling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's gambling.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the call, bros. He's it's the second person
Speaker 1: that say Corlis river rats.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess we can start doing that. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you said it was Jangles, no Jangles off.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the joke, Djuel. The Book
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Speaker 4: Okay, Jeff Crawford is the author of this.
Speaker 6: Of this.
Speaker 3: All right, Hey fowls, Hey, big d So.
Speaker 4: Rick walks into our boss's office and he says, uh,
Speaker 4: guy's gonna be honest with you. The economy is not great,
Speaker 4: and I've got three companies after me. Right now, say
Speaker 4: what i'd respectfully like to ask for a raise?
Speaker 1: Good for you, Rick, Good for you, Rick, good for you.
Speaker 4: After a few minutes of the haggling with Rick, Gus
Speaker 4: finally agrees. He says, Rick, I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 4: five percent raise.
Speaker 3: Way to go.
Speaker 2: Well with that.
Speaker 3: Rick gets up and he leaves. As he's leaving, Gus goes, uh, hey,
Speaker 3: by the way, what.
Speaker 4: Companies are after you? Rick says, well, the electric company,
Speaker 4: the water company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that you're joking. Today April sixteenth, twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: was talking about Sims furniture, and I'll talk about lots
Speaker 1: of fosta.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Sims furniture.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, hang on one second, all right, no, hang,
Speaker 4: I got my wife. What my wife lives with me.
Speaker 4: She knows I'm a smart ass. Okay, yeah, what she
Speaker 4: sends me.
Speaker 2: She sends me a text with Wikipedia explaining that spaghetti
Speaker 2: trees are a hoax.
Speaker 3: Honey, I was just goofing.
Speaker 4: Oh, she knows you, but we're not think I was
Speaker 4: serious When you are one of the greatest liars.
Speaker 1: Of all time.
Speaker 2: I will accept that.
Speaker 1: Okay then, and you fool even the people that love
Speaker 1: you the most. You got me yesterday. Did you not
Speaker 1: get me yesterday? You got me yesterday, and you got
Speaker 1: Susan today. You were the listen. I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's a trophy or a plaque or something, but you
Speaker 1: are the.
Speaker 2: I've already got that. You're no.
Speaker 3: There is a natural for the best liars.
Speaker 1: I've got it that Silly magazine, Louisville Magazine needs to
Speaker 1: not just do best pizza, they need to do best
Speaker 1: liars in Louisville.
Speaker 2: He'd be number one every time. Who's the best? Zoo
Speaker 2: and lous There's only one. Go ahead, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Sims Furniture first, and then I'll do lots of
Speaker 1: lots of pasta, lots ofpose. There's no pasta on trees.
Speaker 4: Lots of actually, lots of pasta. Does have some of
Speaker 4: the uh non gmo.
Speaker 3: Freshly harvested from spaghetti trees. Spaghetti that's the only place
Speaker 3: you can get it.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road in the hard of Saint Matthews.
Speaker 2: It's lots of pasta. I'll see you there today. Go ahead,
Speaker 2: Sims Furniture.
Speaker 3: Baby, it's tax time.
Speaker 4: Let's go ahead and get a brand new home with
Speaker 4: home furnishings.
Speaker 2: It's easy to do with Sims Furniture.
Speaker 4: Why because they have high quality, beautiful furniture at great prices.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for a bedroom set right now. I think
Speaker 4: we think we found it. It was nine hundred and
Speaker 4: ninety nine dollars for a seven piece bedroom set. I said, well,
Speaker 4: that's queen. How much is King TC sid All just
Speaker 4: one hundred bucks more? That's what I'm talking about. They
Speaker 4: make high quality, beautiful furniture affordable for anybody.
Speaker 3: Let's redo the whole house. Let's do it with Sims Furniture.
Speaker 4: One M Sims, Dixie Highway and Preston Highway. Stick around
Speaker 4: more on the Way News Radio eight forty WHAS News
Speaker 4: Radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 2: Rick.
Speaker 3: That's how you do it. You play the live version
Speaker 3: of Catman.
Speaker 5: Do that's right? Ain't nothing like it?
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: How some songs live are way better Rio Riding.
Speaker 3: The Storm Out?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh, I agree with it.
Speaker 4: It's a kick ass on. Then you hear the studio version.
Speaker 4: That's all right, same with Catman.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: The crowd just gets some motivated or something.
Speaker 4: More driving news Radula forty whs Tony Venedi, Dwight winding
Speaker 4: Rick steering the ship today.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Wednesday Home Day. Yeah, we got Wednesday's hero.
Speaker 2: It's the top of the hour.
Speaker 4: Well, the FAA has shut down the company that had
Speaker 4: the helicopter crashing into the Hudson River. It's been grounded
Speaker 4: by the FAA. The statement on X the FAA announced
Speaker 4: the New York Helicopter Tours had to shut down their
Speaker 4: operations immediately and review the company's license and safety records,
Speaker 4: an investigation that was already underway by the National Transportation
Speaker 4: Safety Board, which says the ill fated helicopter was actually
Speaker 4: ill equipped and didn't have any flight data recording equipment on.
Speaker 4: It sounds like somebody's in some hot water.
Speaker 1: Man. It's a violent crash for sure, and that company
Speaker 1: be surprised if they bounce back. They've had issues before
Speaker 1: this crash. In thoughts and prayers, it's one of the
Speaker 1: saddest stories. Mom and dad and three kids under eleven.
Speaker 1: What a horrible It's a terrible, terrible story.
Speaker 4: Real quick, before I before we get to the next
Speaker 4: one lane Gulay, friend of the show and my sidekick
Speaker 4: that I got in plenty of trouble with on our
Speaker 4: flight Bluegrass.
Speaker 2: Yes, Vietnam veteran Lane Guay and I got in a
Speaker 2: lot of trouble. I don't doubt that we're still apologizing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he says, Lane Guay says, FYI, if you're
Speaker 4: over sixty five years old, you and all your past
Speaker 4: years get in national parks for free. WHOA, I guess
Speaker 4: if you're sixty five, what's this? Sixty five? So I
Speaker 4: thought Greg Galliat said seniors was fifty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did that just to piss us off.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're eligible now for seniors stroll the basis
Speaker 1: and then he smiled slowly.
Speaker 4: Great Greg Well. Nineteen year old Joshua Lowe. He resented
Speaker 4: the fact that his girlfriend and her family went on
Speaker 4: vacation on a cruise and he was left behind for
Speaker 4: pet setting duty. So he did the only logical thing
Speaker 4: you would do. You would send a bomb threat to
Speaker 4: the cruise. A hoax email to Carnival Corporation went out
Speaker 4: from him on the cruise his girlfriend his girlfriend's family
Speaker 4: was on caused him to check over a thousand rooms
Speaker 4: to lay the ship. According to prosecutors, FBI agents were
Speaker 4: easily able to track the email back to him. Lowe
Speaker 4: admitted the idioc move and.
Speaker 2: Was later sentenced to prison for the stunt.
Speaker 3: What a way to get in your girlfriend's heart.
Speaker 1: And by the way, can I can I tell you
Speaker 1: it even more heartwarming dog story?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Please do better than this heartwarming dog story?
Speaker 3: What's dog?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's better or whatever the
Speaker 1: hell that I didn't even pay attention to what you
Speaker 1: were saying. Man saves a small dog from a violent
Speaker 1: German shepherd attack by repeatedly sticking his finger in the
Speaker 1: dog's butt.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the video?
Speaker 4: No, But whenever Susan gets a hold of my pizza, yeah,
Speaker 4: I gotta do the same thing to her, exactly.
Speaker 2: The only way to get her off my pizza.
Speaker 4: I encourage you, like first the first thing, like if
Speaker 4: she gets control it, go oh no, absolutely Yeah. I
Speaker 4: tried pulling her lower jaw down. I tried pitching her ear.
Speaker 4: That's the only movement. Same when she gets a remote
Speaker 4: control boom boom boom. I gotta start with the finger.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The video is fantastic.
Speaker 2: Did you watch it? I watched it.
Speaker 1: It happened in rog Green Park in north northwest London.
Speaker 10: I'll, oh, my god, dude, this German shepherd has this
Speaker 10: little poodle in its mouth and they can't do anything,
Speaker 10: and out of nowhere, this dude jogs. This dude jogs
Speaker 10: out of nowhere and his finger out and he just
Speaker 10: starts going.
Speaker 2: Jack hammering this.
Speaker 10: And you can see the but he still got the
Speaker 10: dog in it. And the dog moved on two feet
Speaker 10: and then the guy.
Speaker 2: Goes, you want more of this, Okay, two fingers.
Speaker 11: Here, and the dog finally drops the little boodle.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's Is that taught in You're the
Speaker 1: dog person?
Speaker 2: Is that taut?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's common in the canine community. That's called the
Speaker 4: sphincter release move.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you are you lying?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Are you no?
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: This actually goes back to under to be se the
Speaker 4: Mesopotamians have cave drawings of German shepherds and fingers in
Speaker 4: the rectum.
Speaker 5: I don't think you'll see Caesar do that on televice.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so this doesn't work, drop it, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start drop it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start doing that with people. I have discussions
Speaker 4: with Hey, can I have that? Blah blah blah, No.
Speaker 2: What about now? What about now? They got the fact
Speaker 2: that they've gotten Now.
Speaker 10: He ran out with his arms up a little bit
Speaker 10: like he was floating a little bit.
Speaker 1: He was like, I got this, I got this.
Speaker 6: This.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch the video.
Speaker 3: Finally all those years of training have paid off.
Speaker 2: Oh killing me, dude.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about my favorite subject.
Speaker 2: That's what FCC violation.
Speaker 3: So I would just say that we go to something.
Speaker 2: Else, second favorite subject.
Speaker 3: Oh okay you, Yeah, that would be you.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: So I told you I'm trying to figure out this
Speaker 1: sleep thing. I said, I'm hired a waking up at
Speaker 1: four or five o'clock in the morning and I can't
Speaker 1: get this done.
Speaker 2: Take one of these what is that?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it and just take it, Like when
Speaker 1: do I take it?
Speaker 2: Take one of these?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, now let me get you hang on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, three of these, one of the first one, three of.
Speaker 2: The second one.
Speaker 4: You're really gonna you're really gonna need these tomorrow when
Speaker 4: you wake up.
Speaker 2: Okay. So the up downers uppers, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well we'll just call them in a sense, yes, okay,
Speaker 4: go ahead.
Speaker 1: I can't. I feel like this is a first world problem.
Speaker 2: Never say first world problems. I say it to bother.
Speaker 1: You you do, I don't. I had committed to I'm
Speaker 1: going to sleep later. I don't need to get up
Speaker 1: at four in the morning when my show doesn't start
Speaker 1: till nine.
Speaker 3: Right, What am I doing in the morning?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: I can't?
Speaker 1: My brain says three fifty nine, you're away.
Speaker 3: That's because you've been doing it so long.
Speaker 1: I know I got it. How do I break this?
Speaker 1: I'm desperate?
Speaker 4: Here, man, give me your credit card, okay, just trust
Speaker 4: me on this, all right, and I'll have the solution.
Speaker 2: Use this one.
Speaker 1: Wow, No, no, no, no, give me that one back here.
Speaker 2: Use this one another one of those platino No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: use that one. Use this one. Okay.
Speaker 3: So, how long have you been trying to sleep?
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks? About two weeks? And I can't
Speaker 1: get it done. So this morning was even worse. It
Speaker 1: was three three point thirty and I woke up and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm wide awake, and I said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to commit. I'm gonna roll over, roll over,
Speaker 1: roll over, roll over, roll over, and I rolled over,
Speaker 1: went to sleep for a little while and now and
Speaker 1: I got up at four. But then I get to
Speaker 1: be about eight o'clock and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I can't keep my eyes open.
Speaker 1: Does your wife she's she's up, she's up. She's up
Speaker 1: around that time too. That's part of the problem. I
Speaker 1: think I need to sleep in another room.
Speaker 3: Oh the there's your problem.
Speaker 2: So you're in this same room and she gets up
Speaker 2: at for you can't get back to sleep that way.
Speaker 1: Got married to a normal person.
Speaker 4: She's Susan's not married to a normal person either, It's true,
Speaker 4: but she gets along.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should call Susan and say, hey, how do
Speaker 3: you live with.
Speaker 2: Damage? Goods? No, listen, I need her to make the
Speaker 2: pitch to Jackie. What's wrong?
Speaker 4: What's wrong? Even if it's just a couple of nights
Speaker 4: a week. We have something called the quarantine room, and
Speaker 4: it used to be it used to be just whenever
Speaker 4: she was sick or I was sick, or when she
Speaker 4: originally started as You're gonna watch all of your UK
Speaker 4: games in this room and I get in the rest
Speaker 4: of the houses, right, because you know, it all depended
Speaker 4: on would UK win or lose? If they won she
Speaker 4: would come upstairs and be amorous, and she's a very
Speaker 4: generous lover. My, that's what the But if they lost,
Speaker 4: like even, it was like a one point that those
Speaker 4: were the worst.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: Remember when she was at our my garage when Kentucky
Speaker 1: was number one and they lost to like unranked Louisville,
Speaker 1: and she pushed over all the tables. She was like
Speaker 1: my party. She was like Jesus in the temple. She
Speaker 1: there was and she was pushing everywhere over like she
Speaker 1: was Jesus in the temple. Just did she because she
Speaker 1: had bought first row tickets for her parents and they
Speaker 1: were there. I got that guy, and and hey, her
Speaker 1: future husband is in the corner. Inebriated, going, it's your birthday.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was this birthday over and over again.
Speaker 1: So that as she started pushing the tables over like Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 4: And then she she left. She's pissed, so she left.
Speaker 4: I picked him with the phone. I caught her on
Speaker 4: the way she was driving home.
Speaker 2: And what do you think he did? Rick? I said,
Speaker 2: she said hello, Hello, I said, Susan.
Speaker 1: The whole party started dancing.
Speaker 2: I did, I got Rick, you're an old guy.
Speaker 1: He's an old guy.
Speaker 2: An old guy.
Speaker 1: Man just said, yes, I'm an old guy. Rick is
Speaker 1: an old guy. What time do you go to bed?
Speaker 1: What time you wake up?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 10: Rick?
Speaker 2: I think he look great for a guy in his fifties.
Speaker 5: Thanks, I'll take that. No, I usually go to bed
Speaker 5: about eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you crazy?
Speaker 3: What are you something of lunatic?
Speaker 2: The hell midnight ray doing?
Speaker 1: Your My wife?
Speaker 9: My wife is worse than I am. She Uh, she's
Speaker 9: a real night time person. She goes to bed probably
Speaker 9: around two thirty three o'clock.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god, I gotta suggest wait wait
Speaker 4: he wait.
Speaker 5: She waits to stay up and watch the movies on.
Speaker 2: This My question?
Speaker 5: What slasher channels? What I call it?
Speaker 2: She wait a minute?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're dead for three or four hours while she
Speaker 1: watches slasher movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you must love this way.
Speaker 4: Hey, I got a a friend of mine who's got
Speaker 4: this special German Shepherd trick.
Speaker 2: You might want to try on her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, what it does is it releases your wife's tension.
Speaker 5: And about that.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta send you the video.
Speaker 1: I can get it up.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine staying up till eleven thirty at nine.
Speaker 2: No with this guy, I thought he was.
Speaker 1: Going to say five.
Speaker 9: I usually wait until they do the weather, which is
Speaker 9: like about twenty after.
Speaker 2: Usually wait until I see the weather. Because what time
Speaker 2: do you wake up, dude?
Speaker 9: I usually wake up automatically, like about seven thirty in
Speaker 9: the morning.
Speaker 2: You do the morning show Tony Cruz every once in
Speaker 2: a while, do you.
Speaker 6: Normal?
Speaker 7: Normal?
Speaker 5: I'll get up at three in the morning.
Speaker 2: But he's writing.
Speaker 1: If he gets up at seven thirty and he's asleep
Speaker 1: by eleven thirty, that's eight hours.
Speaker 2: So that's hey Rick, there's hey Rick.
Speaker 4: There's no need to pay attention to this part. Okay,
Speaker 4: so just go and do your paperwork or whatever. Okay,
Speaker 4: should we tell Rick about the internet? Because he stays
Speaker 4: up to watch the weather. All he could do is good.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's ready for the knowledge I
Speaker 2: can teach you.
Speaker 1: No, No, not listening your place nor place.
Speaker 2: It's what we do. We gotta work with the guy.
Speaker 2: Let's go back and talk to Rick.
Speaker 4: Hey, Rick, man, you're doing a great job producing the
Speaker 4: show man. We want to say you just wait, good job,
Speaker 4: stay up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely got it.
Speaker 1: You got it all right. We're gonna take a short break.
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Speaker 1: Hey g thank you American Airlines for making Wi Fi
Speaker 1: free on your flights that still charge it for Wi Fi.
Speaker 3: I don't ever use Wi Fi on the plane.
Speaker 1: I do It's Southwest because it's eight dollars and it's
Speaker 1: worth a movie.
Speaker 4: I just download my obnoxiously explicit adult film right onto
Speaker 4: my iPad. Sure, and I just watch it. Uh, sometimes
Speaker 4: I can watch. I'm just doing it for the shock
Speaker 4: value to get somebody move.
Speaker 1: You can always move, lady, as long as they get
Speaker 1: on the planet on mine. It's the process of getting
Speaker 1: on the plane that that drives me crazy. I don't
Speaker 1: feel like an American citizen.
Speaker 4: See I'm just opposite. I don't mind, poke me wherever
Speaker 4: you want. I just hate sitting in that little tube,
Speaker 4: squeezed in with strangers, waiting for an hour to take off.
Speaker 4: Why do you have drives me nuts?
Speaker 1: How do you have to have a look of disgust
Speaker 1: on your face when I ask laptops out of the
Speaker 1: bag or laptops in the bag, like they look at
Speaker 1: disgust because you know, I'm sorry, sir. Every airport is different.
Speaker 1: If I fly out of Orlando, They're like, no, keep
Speaker 1: the keep it in your bag. It's fine, fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Can I answer that question? Yes?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Probably? Because why you're asking them that?
Speaker 4: Yes, you're standing in front of a gigantic sign that
Speaker 4: says please remove all laptops from your luggage.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it could be possibly, you're right.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying you're right.
Speaker 1: But American Airlines finally says they're making Wi Fi free
Speaker 1: for most flights.
Speaker 2: Thanks dude.
Speaker 4: It would it makes more sense just to wear your
Speaker 4: box or shorts and a bathrobe and then when you
Speaker 4: walk it through, just drop the bathrobe.
Speaker 2: Go look here you go.
Speaker 3: What more do you want?
Speaker 2: I wear pretty tight clothes, you know, the thing. Yes
Speaker 2: you do, thank you?
Speaker 3: So you know the thing where they scan you.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm about to go to.
Speaker 3: And you got to put your hands up.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: Susan hates it because she always goes first. Yes, I'm
Speaker 4: doing it. I would say, hey, can you see my wiener?
Speaker 4: And she always just acts like she's not with me.
Speaker 1: She does that anyway, So, yes, I where And it's
Speaker 1: always the type fitting clothes girl or me that I'm
Speaker 1: standing there and I'm like, where would I be putting something?
Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy. This shirt is a schmidium.
Speaker 1: How could I be in there? Like touching my shoulder
Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's nothing to down my shoulder.
Speaker 2: Have you checked his keystra officer? Yeah, you don't want
Speaker 2: to check there. Have you checked there, sir, I'm not
Speaker 2: a German shepherd? Do not do not do that?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Do we have?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know what do we have?
Speaker 5: How about Southern comfort?
Speaker 2: Southern comfort?
Speaker 3: Hot tub? Baby?
Speaker 4: We went out and celebrated Gestavlo's third anniversary last night.
Speaker 4: We came home, got right in the hot tub with
Speaker 4: the sister in law for even more tequila.
Speaker 3: And last night we listened to the Dwight Yoka album.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's a.
Speaker 4: Vacation right there in your own backyard, whenever you want it.
Speaker 4: I was by there just yesterday and I talked to
Speaker 4: Todd Gibson. He has forty did you hear me? Forty
Speaker 4: two thousand and twenty twenty four models that they have
Speaker 4: slashed to the bone. We're talking hot tubs as low
Speaker 4: as sixty five dollars a month. Susan and I we
Speaker 4: use twelve months, same as cash. Makes it a breeze.
Speaker 4: Go down to Southern covered hot tub. They have soddenness,
Speaker 4: they have massage chairs, swim spots, and of course hot tubs.
Speaker 4: You're gonna love your Southern covered hot tub. Seventy five
Speaker 4: oh one Preston Highway News at the top of the hour.
Speaker 4: After that Wednesday's Hero News Radio eight forty whas