WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.640 --> 00:00:03.720 And did you hear that? 2 00:00:03.839 --> 00:00:07.120 Come on, did I hear what God whistles? 3 00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:08.919 That's the Russo White whistle? 4 00:00:08.960 --> 00:00:11.199 Oh? And Russo means us. That's right. 5 00:00:11.439 --> 00:00:15.119 Rinso gets holds Rinso White and Rinso presents the amoson 6 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:18.199 Andy Show with their guest tonight, the star of Petro 7 00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:37.960 Golden Mayer's production hold high the torch. Frank Morgan, a 8 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:40.880 lady I know, always hides her Christmas gift for the 9 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:43.719 children in the cupboard under the kitchen sink. She says, 10 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:46.039 that's one part of the house the whole family avoids. 11 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:48.920 They're so afraid of having to help with the dishes. Well, 12 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:51.600 if it's the same way in your house, ladies, you'd 13 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:55.039 better switch to Rinso. Those twelve Topie Rich studs are 14 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:57.679 all the help you need. They really go to town 15 00:00:57.759 --> 00:01:01.320 on grease and crusted food particles, them scooting in practically 16 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:04.000 no time. It's just as easy as humming a tune 17 00:01:04.079 --> 00:01:06.840 to get even the stubborn as pots and pans sparkling. 18 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:11.560 Rinso clean and Ladies, Rinto's easy on your hands doesn't 19 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.239 get them rough and read so tomorrow switch to Sophie 20 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:19.319 Rich Rinso and now Amos and Andy and their guests. 21 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:32.359 Frank Morgan. Well, a few weeks ago, crossed wires in 22 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:35.040 the home of mister and missus George Kingfish Stephens started 23 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:37.640 a fire in the living room which destroyed our damaged 24 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:38.560 most of the furniture. 25 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:41.680 Luckily, the Kingfish had a fire insurance. 26 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:42.400 Policy covering it all. 27 00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:44.879 And at the moment we find Henry Van Porter at 28 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:49.120 the Stephens home with a check covering the loss. Well, Kingfish, 29 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.599 here's your check from our insurance company in the amount of. 30 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:52.640 Four hundred dollars. 31 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:56.239 Now, I hope you realize the great value of having insurance. 32 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:59.120 All thanks and her four hundred dollars, and all on 33 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:02.599 a couner A short circuit in them wild great seeing 34 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:03.120 them world. 35 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:08.680 Uh well, that's what caused the cofregation, all right. If 36 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:09.759 I started here. 37 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:12.719 In the living room under the davenport, didn't it. Uh yeah, Hennah. 38 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:15.960 I was laying on the sofa and before I knew it, 39 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.479 it was burning all around there. 40 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:20.439 Yeah. Well, didn't you notice it? 41 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:23.400 With all that burning hossh hair, it must have smelled offense. 42 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:26.800 Well, dude, Henry, but I thought it was my wife's. 43 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:30.759 Stuff wi a cooking supper, you see. You know, when 44 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:33.120 it comes to cooking. She ain't exactly the oscar of 45 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:36.439 the riz. Yeah, well, the King Fishing. 46 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:39.919 Going over the lists of damage furniture. One thing that 47 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:43.639 puzzled us considerable at the insurance company office was how 48 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:46.520 two bedroom chairs got in the living room in time 49 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:47.159 to get burned. 50 00:02:48.759 --> 00:02:50.560 Yeah, well, now that's what I goes playing to. I 51 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:51.159 tell you, Henna. 52 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:54.159 When I rescovered that the place was on fire, my 53 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:57.840 first thought was of the poor insurance coming. I say 54 00:02:57.879 --> 00:02:59.840 to myself, how can I help the insurance? 55 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:02.919 Then the idea hit men, Yes, go on. 56 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:06.400 I runs into the bedroom and I grabs two of 57 00:03:06.439 --> 00:03:07.120 them are broken. 58 00:03:07.159 --> 00:03:07.759 I mean two of. 59 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:10.000 Them beautiful chairs that I had in there, you'll see. 60 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:12.520 And I start the came out by the way at 61 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.199 the front door, and then I say it to myself, 62 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:16.199 I'll cut through the living. 63 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:18.199 Room here, you see, make a short cut. Yeah. 64 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:21.439 Suddenly I tipped and the chairs fly right out of 65 00:03:21.479 --> 00:03:22.199 my hands. 66 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:24.039 Right into the flame. I tell you, I could have 67 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:27.400 sit down and cried. Yes, well, if you ever have 68 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:30.919 another fire, King Fish, we would appreciate it very much 69 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:33.280 if you would forget see it to said the insurance company, 70 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:35.960 and let the flames get to the furniture by themselves. 71 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:38.840 Oh yeah, I do that, and I look and all 72 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:40.000 I was trying to do, was it? 73 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:42.000 No, Henry, I didn't know you a year. 74 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:46.520 Hello staff, Yes, I just come by. They give George 75 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.840 the four hundred dollars check for the insurance plane. 76 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:52.120 Oh wonderful, Well, Joyce not if we got this chick, 77 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:53.879 I want you to take it right down to the 78 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:56.120 bank of the positive cart tomorrow. I watched the go 79 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:57.439 out and buy some new furniture. 80 00:03:57.759 --> 00:04:10.639 Okay, honey, I'll deposit it. Oh and look at all 81 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:14.639 this beautiful money, four hundred one dollar bills. Ain't that 82 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:16.600 the most magnificent site you. 83 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:17.199 Don't ever see? 84 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:18.439 Yeah? 85 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.240 Show pretty all right? But don't you think you are 86 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:22.240 the deposit in the. 87 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:24.839 Bank like Sapphire say so? They just catching the check. 88 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.079 Oh I'm going to a depositive. 89 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.800 But when you get four hundred one dollar bills, you 90 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:32.279 gotta love them, have a little pleasure with them before 91 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:32.839 you let them go. 92 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:33.199 You know. 93 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:36.800 Well, come on, come on, sit up at the desk chair. Well, 94 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:40.839 I can talk to you. Well hello else, high, AMA's higher, 95 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:44.360 just dropping by change things? 96 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:46.120 What as you doing laying on the floor. 97 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.519 They're all covered up with dollar bills. 98 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:51.680 Yeah, ain't that the craziest thing you don't ever see namers. 99 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:55.720 Oh look, brother, everybody has their depressed desire with me 100 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:58.800 has always been to lay on the floor burd. 101 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.879 And money at the end, would you mind slapping a 102 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:03.199 couple of more bills on my face? 103 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:04.920 I think I'm beginning to show through there. 104 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:11.879 Yeah, your big pieces too. I got seventy five dollars 105 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:12.120 on there. 106 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:13.319 I'm when they still ain't covered. 107 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:15.439 King's see. 108 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:19.199 If that's the insurance money that you and Statis fires 109 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:21.240 don't buy furniture with, you ought to put that in 110 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:21.639 the bank. 111 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:24.920 Yeah, well that was what I'm going to do. Ms. 112 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:26.959 I just wanted to be close to the self for 113 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:30.000 a couple of minutes. Or look at that picture on 114 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.279 the bills. He had a great the the fall. 115 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:34.759 Of our country kings Vig. 116 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.480 Why don't you pike that money up beaz I Jane 117 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:40.199 counter for at least five minutes? Yeah maybe I brother here, 118 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.920 let me stack it up here, get it together and 119 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:43.519 kind of pilot up here on the desk. 120 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:45.360 Yeah, yeah, we all fellas. 121 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:47.079 I got to get back to my tax there. See 122 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:50.720 you later. And there's so long millionaire ye oh, hello, Gaby, 123 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:53.240 holdo see you if you leave it? Yeah, I've been 124 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:53.639 seeing you. 125 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:55.800 Glad they come in, come in, Gavin, come in here? 126 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:57.879 Oh hell and he can't FIS's actually you're glad to 127 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:58.240 see it? 128 00:05:58.360 --> 00:05:58.560 Yeah? 129 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:00.079 Hell is you? 130 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:01.720 Or I just got there to say hello, just want 131 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:02.160 to say hello. 132 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:05.480 I uh, wait a minute, wait a minute? 133 00:06:05.839 --> 00:06:07.480 Can I beat my eyes or do I rede see 134 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:09.959 George Washington picking at me from a hundreds of different places. 135 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:13.319 Well, the names Patrick, Henry. 136 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:17.160 That's my assurance money at four hundred dollars. 137 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:21.000 Oh, I see, I see four hundred my mind. Gabby, Gabby, 138 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:22.680 what is you're doing? Put your face down on the 139 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:23.519 death in that money? 140 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:25.480 Oh it's so soft, how much he's so so Oh 141 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.800 that's feel so goodous. You know what? 142 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.040 Clean you and the King's trinks. 143 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:31.720 You're gonna rub all the ink off of them. Bill, 144 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:33.360 what's gonna do with the money? King? Cace? What you're 145 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:33.680 gonna do? 146 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:35.720 Where are I gonna deposited in the bank? 147 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:37.319 Bushame, hushame. 148 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.079 Putting money in the bank is financial suicide. Financial suicide. 149 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.240 You can invest that money, double it overnight, double it overnight. 150 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:43.920 By tomorrow morning, you can have eight hundred dollars instead 151 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:45.600 of four hundred. They would be invested overnight again, but 152 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:46.439 to sixteen hundred. 153 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:47.240 Sixteen hundred they. 154 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:49.519 Have done it again. But the Manta exactly, but my exactly. 155 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:51.600 It would amount to a large figure. 156 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:56.560 Overnight prosit. Uh, Gabby, you don't give me a thought 157 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.519 there they and the Sapphire don't need that money to tomorrow. 158 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:03.680 Yeah, man, from what Gabby say there, the best time 159 00:07:03.720 --> 00:07:04.959 to invest money is at night. 160 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.560 That's right, that's right. Be sure you picked the right brokers, 161 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:09.439 pick the right brookers, otherwise they'll I would pick you. 162 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:10.600 You get the wrong brokens. 163 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:12.319 Use up against what is known as the cash dividend, 164 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:13.279 the cash divid there. 165 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:15.040 I'll use a cash dividends. 166 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:16.720 Well, you get me your cash, they divi it us 167 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:17.319 and that's the end. 168 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:21.120 That's can't dive down to buy on the head, so 169 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:22.160 can I say you? 170 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:22.439 Yeah? 171 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:28.600 So long, Gabbage, Uh, stay and look in the classified 172 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:29.680 the telephone book. 173 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:33.279 They're under investment brokers and see what you can find. Yeah, okay, yeah, 174 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:35.639 get in there. Oh boy, you shoe got a break 175 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:36.639 getting all this money? 176 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:38.680 Yeah, I show it then, not yeah, let me see 177 00:07:38.680 --> 00:07:42.120 you just see that. Oh, here's one, here's one right here. 178 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:46.600 Morgan Investment. You know something that must be the famous 179 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:52.240 House of Morgan. Yeah, say Frank Morgan president. Yeah, let 180 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:53.279 me see that number. 181 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:53.759 And I'll call it. 182 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:54.480 Yeah, go ahead. 183 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:55.040 Yeah. 184 00:07:55.160 --> 00:07:57.959 You know, Andy, if his investment thing works out like 185 00:07:58.040 --> 00:08:00.560 Gabi said, well, I gonna take the money that doubles 186 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:04.000 overnight and go into the investment business. Motels might take 187 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:05.720 in with him as a money attacker, you know, to 188 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:07.680 keep the money in a nice neat piled you know. 189 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:10.560 Yeah. Yeah, oh boy, I'd like that. I'll take that. 190 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:13.720 Wait a minute, Oh, Morgan Investment coming in. 191 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:15.639 Our motto is what are you gonna close? 192 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:24.160 Uh? 193 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:28.920 Is this mister Morgan hisself as well? Are you an 194 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:34.600 investor or? Investigator? H I as an investor? 195 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:37.799 Oh you are, well, this is Morgan himself. 196 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:38.120 Man. 197 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:40.759 What can I do for you? 198 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.799 Well, miss Morgan, I has got four hundred dollars to 199 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:46.840 invest and I was interested in your overnight profit Dublin 200 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:48.279 Department four hundred. 201 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:51.039 Oh well, our department is interested in you too. 202 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:55.759 Uh yeah, well, uh, I heard good things about the 203 00:08:55.799 --> 00:08:56.519 House of Morgan. 204 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:56.879 You see. 205 00:08:57.080 --> 00:09:02.679 Oh the house is Morgan you Oh yeah, yes, peas 206 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:05.320 for the House of Morgans, I'll be personally denied to 207 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:05.720 take care. 208 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:07.559 I mean, I'll take. 209 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.039 Care of your four hundred dollars. 210 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:12.480 Who you come over to my place sometime at your convenience, 211 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:15.200 no rush, say in about six minutes. 212 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:18.679 Yeah, so well we will make it as fast as 213 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:32.519 we can. Well, welcome to. 214 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:35.120 The house in Morgan. Sit down, mister Stevens, mister Brown, 215 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:35.919 make it of it all. 216 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:37.600 Oh yeah, I was thinking it was Morgan. 217 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:40.559 Funny thing, that'sn't exactly how I pictured a. 218 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.639 Big investment pocals office was gonna look there me neither. 219 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:46.320 You know, it's up in King's big you had it. 220 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:48.639 From the furniture my office could almost pass for the 221 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:49.399 hot Morgan. 222 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:52.919 Well, now you see, boys, this is the little unpontentious 223 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:55.480 office when I started in business forty years ago, and 224 00:09:55.639 --> 00:09:58.639 I've always kept it. He's fay from getting a big head, 225 00:09:59.679 --> 00:10:02.000 and I also found it an excellent place to get 226 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:02.360 over warm. 227 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:06.679 What mister Stevens, let's get down to the man on 228 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:07.039 the money. 229 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:08.120 I'm going to invest for you. 230 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:08.440 Now. 231 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:11.639 The stuff I've got mine for you is Brazilian brass 232 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:14.519 selling at twenty and a quarter. It's a great vibe 233 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:15.440 that you've got to move fast. 234 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:19.159 Brazilian braws. Uh, don't seem like I ever here today? 235 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:21.919 What you never heard of the brass mines of Brazil. 236 00:10:22.960 --> 00:10:25.480 I never heard no brass minds. No place You've never 237 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.960 heard of brass minds. Never heard of brass minds. 238 00:10:29.399 --> 00:10:32.159 My good man, You believe me if I told you 239 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:35.120 I saw these brass minds with my very own eye, 240 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:35.720 or yes, I. 241 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.200 Would believe you. You would. Yeah, that's fine. 242 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:42.720 I saw these minds on the peculiar circumstances. When it 243 00:10:42.799 --> 00:10:46.240 first became known that pure refine brass was being mined 244 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:48.600 in a raw state, it immediately struck me as a 245 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:52.240 great investment possibility. Rather than ben share blindly into an 246 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:55.879 unknown field, several other investment bankers myself decided to take 247 00:10:55.879 --> 00:10:56.399 a trip to the. 248 00:10:56.399 --> 00:10:59.200 Brazilian brass mind After weeks and weeks of. 249 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:01.759 Misery in a heart ship, our travels brought us to 250 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:03.360 the headquarters of the Amazon. 251 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:07.519 The traveling was pretty tough, huh, well, it was until we. 252 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:13.600 Got out of the United States. Having arrived at our 253 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:15.279 ultimate destination, we lost. 254 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:17.080 No time fulfilling the purpose of our mission. 255 00:11:17.399 --> 00:11:20.240 And by the way, these mines were actually mountains of 256 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:22.799 solid brass honey combed with tunnels. 257 00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:25.720 What the picturesque thrilling sight. 258 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:29.039 It was that first morning as the sun rose, literally 259 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:31.960 thousands of natives out there polishing the foothills. 260 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.240 You mean to say there was a mountain dare of 261 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.840 solid brass mountain, there's a mountain. 262 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:42.120 Range stretching way as far as the eye can reach. 263 00:11:42.559 --> 00:11:46.679 A shivering line of brass reminded me of a long 264 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:47.480 brass rail. 265 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:51.440 In fact, one evening i'd had a ship too much 266 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:53.399 of the native goat milk and tried to rest my. 267 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:55.159 Foot on it goat belt. 268 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:59.440 Huh yeah, well that ian Dozment town vill In was Morland. 269 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:02.120 But as long as I only invest in overnight, I'd 270 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:03.759 kind of like to keep the money in this country, 271 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:04.200 you see. 272 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:07.000 Oh yes, sir, I was crazy about brass dot too, 273 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:09.799 mister Morgan. The only thing is we want to invest 274 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:10.720 in something that ain't. 275 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:11.559 Gonna turn green on us. 276 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:14.960 Uh yes, I see, Well, I'll tell you what. Let 277 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:17.360 me call you get the latest rotation on Brazilian brass. 278 00:12:17.399 --> 00:12:18.840 Got a punham there fine, As. 279 00:12:18.759 --> 00:12:20.840 I told you an hour ago, it was twenty in 280 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:22.679 the quarter. I'd like to see you get in on 281 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:26.759 this is far it goes too high. What what's Brazilian brass? 282 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:29.240 When you hear the tone, the time will be five 283 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:30.679 thirty four and one half. 284 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:33.360 Yeah, well, it's just as I told you. It's up 285 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:34.480 to thirty four and a half. 286 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:39.519 And incident layers getting late thirty four and a half. 287 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:42.399 You think it's going higher every minute. Here's him a 288 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:44.519 four hundred dollars, mister Morgan, Get me as much of 289 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:44.960 it as. 290 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:47.159 You can and I'll see you tomorrow. Brother. And this 291 00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:49.000 is the smartest move an ether million. 292 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:01.480 Well, king face, I think this is the smartest movie 293 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:03.440 he's ever made. But if we're not wrong, he's you 294 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:04.960 for a surprise. We'll hear about it. 295 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:05.559 In just a moment. 296 00:13:06.200 --> 00:13:10.279 Meanwhile, ladies, how's your wash day disposition? By the time 297 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:11.360 suffer rolls around? 298 00:13:11.519 --> 00:13:13.639 Anything like this, well, you just have to take pop 299 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:14.279 must at all. 300 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:16.840 I've been rubbing and scrubbing until my back ache and 301 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:18.440 I'm too tired of suff. 302 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:21.000 Well, you can't blame a lady for getting crossed after 303 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:23.840 a long, hard day over the washtubs. Seems like an 304 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:25.559 awful waste of time and energy, though. 305 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:27.840 When Rinto' is no farther away than the grocery store, 306 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.480 those thick peppy rinstou studs. 307 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:33.360 Just soak your clothes clean. A few quick rubs on 308 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:36.120 the badly soiled places, and your wash is clean. 309 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:36.559 As a whistle. 310 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:40.519 You see, Rinto gets out more dirt, so washable colors 311 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:43.679 come rin so bright. Stay that way too, through dozens 312 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:44.120 of washing. 313 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:45.600 And wait till you see. 314 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:48.480 Your white clothes come out. I'll bet I'll have you 315 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:53.360 whistling while you wash like this, rinso white. So get 316 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:56.519 rinso tomorrow, won't you? And now back to Amos and Andy, 317 00:13:56.559 --> 00:14:12.000 And there guess Frank Morgan, Well, the Kingfish has invested 318 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:14.440 his four hundred dollars with Frank Morgan, who he thinks 319 00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:16.120 is a reputable investment council. 320 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:18.480 As the Kingfish told Andy, he plans to. 321 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:20.399 Take the profit from the deal and open up an 322 00:14:20.440 --> 00:14:23.039 investment business of his own, taking Andy in with him. 323 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:26.519 It's the following morning and Andy is already two hours 324 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:28.080 deep in the investment business. 325 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:30.399 He's just returned to the office and he's talking to 326 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:31.919 his new part time secretary. 327 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:36.440 You know, miss Blue, this investment business is gonna make 328 00:14:36.519 --> 00:14:37.360 my office. 329 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:40.159 Here the wall street of hallmu tell me this was 330 00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:41.519 any calls while I was out? 331 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:45.080 Yeah, so there was one, mister band, a man named Roberts. 332 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:47.279 Call, Oh great, great? Yeah? What did he want to 333 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:47.840 invest in? 334 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:48.679 I don't know. 335 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:50.720 All he said was at your lam. He won't be 336 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.000 ready for four weeks. 337 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:53.000 Uh. 338 00:14:55.159 --> 00:14:57.720 Maybe I better invest in some underwear in shirts myself. 339 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:01.399 You know, this investment the businesses show getting off to 340 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:04.600 a slow start. But as soon as forgets that money 341 00:15:04.720 --> 00:15:06.919 with things, those shows start rolling around here. 342 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:09.840 Yes, I think money is certainly nice to have in 343 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:10.480 a business. 344 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:12.320 Yeah. 345 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:14.759 Well, what I'm gonna do is start lining up some investors. 346 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:15.440 Ms. 347 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:16.480 Blue. Take a letter to the. 348 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:19.159 Harlem Bank, you answer, mister bat, I'll get my coat. 349 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:21.759 No, no, no, no, I want to write it. Wait 350 00:15:21.840 --> 00:15:22.240 a minute. 351 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:24.720 You can take a letter in shorthand. 352 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:24.600 Can't you. 353 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:27.720 Well, yeah, yes I can't if you want me to. 354 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:29.480 But I don't think it's always fine. 355 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:32.519 There'll be a lot of people that can't read my shorthand. 356 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:35.679 But after you get it in shorthand, you could write 357 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:36.840 it on the typewriter, couldn't you. 358 00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:39.759 No, So you see, I wanted the people that can't 359 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:40.200 read it. 360 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:46.200 All right, All right, all right, forget the letters. 361 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:49.559 One thing you can do around here, those answer the telephone, 362 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:52.600 being the big executive. I'm supposed to answer the phone 363 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:55.360 even when I was here. You have got to take 364 00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:57.440 all the calls and then find out whether I is. 365 00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:03.200 In or not? And another I uh, wait a minute, hello. 366 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:07.840 Hellolander, hold of Kingfish, Miss Blue? 367 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.039 What did I just said? You take this call and 368 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:12.440 find out if I is in? Will you? 369 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:12.919 Yeah? 370 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:16.679 Hello, mister Brown sen oge? 371 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:19.320 What's the matter? Did he fence? 372 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:25.000 Yeah? You must be on the. 373 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:26.320 Floor there some players look around? 374 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:30.840 That is you in? 375 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:34.639 Mister dams is iron Yeah, yeah, I guess so this 376 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:39.399 is a mess. Oh hello, Kingfish, Hello, Anna, what's going 377 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:40.039 on over there? 378 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.440 Oh? I just trying to get things all theorized? 379 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.519 Yeah, yeah, well trying to hold yourself in a little lander. 380 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:48.000 The way it looked to me were over all theorizers. 381 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:51.879 Now oh yeah, wait a minute, Miss Blue, you're going 382 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:54.240 the back office and practice up on your shorthand you. 383 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:57.159 Yeah, hello, what's on your mind? 384 00:16:57.240 --> 00:16:57.679 Kingfish? 385 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:00.600 Say, Andy, can you meet me here at the talking him? 386 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.279 About ten minutes of time. 387 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:05.200 For us to go down and see the fellow Morgan 388 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:05.880 and get our money. 389 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.200 Oh yeah, yeah, it ought to be up around eight 390 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:11.799 hundred now eight hundred dollars by now I'll be there, Kingfish. 391 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:16.279 Okay, Oh boy, this show is a little bit so. 392 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:19.119 So Hello Andy, how is he? 393 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:20.519 Oh? Hello there, shorty? 394 00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:20.720 Hi? 395 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:24.000 Where has you been for the last few days? Where 396 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:24.359 you see? 397 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:25.480 I had to go over today. 398 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:27.880 I put I took the train. I mean I rode 399 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:33.440 the bush. 400 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:32.359 When I got there. You see, I had to go 401 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.319