Speaker 1: The other day, my son challenged the validity of the
Speaker 1: existence of Helen Keller.
Speaker 2: Wit at whin I'll show you gone ruin in except
Speaker 2: me pursuing it tumbled out Shawn Shame through the sewer.
Speaker 3: Did now what chilling that day?
Speaker 4: Eagle?
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Speaker 5: I hang out with my friend Rocket on the radio.
Speaker 3: My whole girl only Boyskinn talking on the radio.
Speaker 1: It's time to to this walls again.
Speaker 3: All we go, KT, Christine up and.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Happy Friday everybody. It is the world famous
Speaker 1: Ben and Skin Show. Thank you for making us a
Speaker 1: part of your daily routine. All hands are on deck
Speaker 1: end Studio today. I'm Ben Rogers, joined by Jeff skin Wade.
Speaker 1: Hello friends, Kevin, KT Turner, good afternoon, and Christina little
Speaker 1: baby corn bread k Ray Ray Ray Ray Hei. We're
Speaker 1: here today to do this presentation and it's going to
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. We got the Ben and
Speaker 1: Skin wayback machine. We'll hear from the Fighting McMahon's. We
Speaker 1: got a great today game. We've got a very special
Speaker 1: guest whose house got broken into. This dude found a
Speaker 1: naked dude in his bed. We'll have a little sports
Speaker 1: for you. We'll talk stars. Jake de Gram, We've got
Speaker 1: a dangerous massage therapist story. We've got lots of good
Speaker 1: stuff coming your way. Don't go anywhere things. Skin is
Speaker 1: tracking coming up here, and just about ten or twelve minute, Skin,
Speaker 1: what do you want to tease for that?
Speaker 3: We're going to take a look at the he that
Speaker 3: this city has been waiting for. Okay, we're Scott.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking if I had to guess, anybody want to
Speaker 1: guess who that hero could be? I mean it could
Speaker 1: be Cooper Flag. He is Skin Mayor Eric Johnson could
Speaker 1: be Mayork Johnson. Skin's a huge fan of his love
Speaker 1: when he sits court side. By the way, Christina, your
Speaker 1: band is performing this weekend. I would like to promote
Speaker 1: that several times on the presentage. Christina is in an
Speaker 1: incredible Nirvana cover band. They are just exceptional. They're called
Speaker 1: Oatmeal Pizza And you guys are performing on Sunday.
Speaker 6: Correct, Yes, thank you, Ben Sunday At Wildflower Festival. We
Speaker 6: were starting the thing off basically, so we're starting at twelve.
Speaker 6: I forget what the stage is called. Credit Union Stage,
Speaker 6: credit Union Stage, twelve o'clock. We'll be there.
Speaker 3: Can't miss it. Go buy a three day pass. It's
Speaker 3: a wonderful music FASTI The lineup is awesome. Texas gentlemen
Speaker 3: playing two on Sunday. Oh cool, love those guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell, yes, all right, so go check out Christina
Speaker 1: and Oatmeal Pizza on Sunday and Richardson. Last night was
Speaker 1: really cool. We did a little yacht rock thing. Skin
Speaker 1: did yacht rock trivia, and man, he was humming fastballs
Speaker 1: like it was in depth trivia, and there was people
Speaker 1: in the house who could hit fastballs, and so it
Speaker 1: was really cool to see the dynamic. Some stuff like
Speaker 1: I probably could have answered maybe one question the whole night,
Speaker 1: which was the day Lossul question.
Speaker 3: Probably well.
Speaker 1: I did get the Magnolia question too, Yes, I got that.
Speaker 1: So there's a couple that I got, so even a
Speaker 1: guy like me. But every song that came on, I
Speaker 1: was like, man, I love this song. This is a
Speaker 1: great song. But what made it extra special was the
Speaker 1: great Mike Reiner was there. Wow, we don't even have
Speaker 1: a job, Yes, we don't even have a job in
Speaker 1: radio if he hadn't started the ticket. And then of
Speaker 1: course we got to work with him here with the Freak,
Speaker 1: which was an incredible honor. And the guy is just
Speaker 1: a legend. He's a living legend. And he took the
Speaker 1: trouble of going all the way out to Salina to
Speaker 1: join us for yacht rock Trivia and at the you know,
Speaker 1: we did it game show or skin did it games
Speaker 1: like game show style like we sometimes do on the show,
Speaker 1: where there was two rounds of just trivia and people
Speaker 1: had point totals and then the final round was a wager. Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically you had to build up a point total and
Speaker 1: then you I would give you a clue like Final Jeopardy,
Speaker 1: here's what the question is going to be. You had
Speaker 1: to wager your total before you knew what the question was.
Speaker 1: The thing that was badass is if if you had
Speaker 1: an old dude on your team, you were in good shape.
Speaker 1: There was one team I didn't know these people. They
Speaker 1: were called the Recess Rejects, and they were leading the
Speaker 1: entire way and it was neck and neck with them
Speaker 1: in the Old Gray Wolf and then going into the
Speaker 1: final round, the Old Gray Wolf had eclipsed them by
Speaker 1: one point. And then there was one other team that
Speaker 1: was just lurking in the back and they had they
Speaker 1: came on strong, and then it all came down to
Speaker 1: the wager and Ryner heard the category and was not
Speaker 1: comfortable with it. He didn't wager a single dollar. And
Speaker 1: someone came from the middle of the pack and came
Speaker 1: all the way up at the end and won.
Speaker 3: What was the final yacht rock category?
Speaker 1: I played dream Weaver by Gary Wright, and I said,
Speaker 1: what nineteen ninety two comedy film was This song featured
Speaker 1: in Wayne's World?
Speaker 3: Right, Wayne's World?
Speaker 1: And Ryan was like, just didn't feel good about that category?
Speaker 3: So awesome, but he basically for the trivia portion he won, he.
Speaker 1: Could any more of the recessed rejects were neck and
Speaker 1: down and they I mean, they get they were good.
Speaker 1: They were getting stuffed. I was like, damn, you're getting
Speaker 1: this all right. And then it's a really cool couple.
Speaker 1: The Sanchez is that they come out top of mer
Speaker 1: all the time, and they were they were halfway. They
Speaker 1: in fact, their score was half of what Reiner had
Speaker 1: going into the final round, and they beat everything and won.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Daniels an all in type of guy. He is.
Speaker 1: His wife showed up and started carrying him right because
Speaker 1: because she was answered, because he wasn't doing very well initially.
Speaker 1: She was the one that knew the name of the
Speaker 1: band was Ambrosia, not him. But it was just a
Speaker 1: great night and it's fun to watch that. Like there's
Speaker 1: an entire subculture of people who just enjoy the aspect
Speaker 1: of a good trivia event. Yeah, yeah, that's trivia nights
Speaker 1: are fun. And in the case of this, like you know,
Speaker 1: some people will just go do music bingo where you
Speaker 1: play a song, you put on a bingo card. I
Speaker 1: like doing this because you get the joy of hearing
Speaker 1: the music, but then the trivia mixed in and it
Speaker 1: becomes a fun interactive thing. I felt like, I mean,
Speaker 1: people were going, what are y'all doing this again? It's
Speaker 1: like next year, But dude, KT, you're great at music trivia.
Speaker 3: Come on, we've done it before.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of request to get a KT music
Speaker 1: trivia back at the Bird.
Speaker 3: You're ready in late June.
Speaker 6: We should do like a two thousands trivia KT.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Oh, Christina's in. I would also I was
Speaker 1: thinking this last night. We want to do a nineties
Speaker 1: event in the middle of the summer nineties music trivia'd
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 3: I'd love to do that. Let's go. Sorry, guy who's
Speaker 3: promoting Sugar Ray Saturday? All right?
Speaker 1: So I got here to the studio and we're getting
Speaker 1: ready to start doing the show, and I got an
Speaker 1: email from my wife and I was like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is an important email.
Speaker 3: Let me go to what.
Speaker 1: She knows I'm here, so she knows I'm working. And
Speaker 1: so you know, if your family member reaches out to
Speaker 1: you in that window where you're working, you know it's
Speaker 1: something important.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 1: So I go to the email and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's from my wife, Katrina Rogers, and it says regarding
Speaker 1: two photographs nineteen eighty nine Katrina Rogers. Oh, it says, yes,
Speaker 1: they're likely to bring back some old memories, but I
Speaker 1: still wanted to show you one of these images.
Speaker 3: And then there's a link.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you better not click that thing, and it says,
Speaker 1: what do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable?
Speaker 1: And so I sent it to her and I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this. I'm assuming this isn't you. She goes
Speaker 1: that's not me. And if you look at the email,
Speaker 1: even though it shows up in my inbox under my
Speaker 1: wife's name, the email is like six two six zero
Speaker 1: one one one seven at QMI eight dot AC dot T.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: H yeah, yeah, And I'm like, bro, they're targeting you,
Speaker 1: They're targeting me anyway. So don't ever click anything ever
Speaker 1: that anybody sends you ever for any reason. Don't ever
Speaker 1: click a link. And I didn't grateful that I didn't Skin.
Speaker 1: Where we're going to go and things Skin is tracking.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the hero this city deserves and we'll
Speaker 1: do it next. Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
Speaker 1: one The Eagle. Hey, let's give away tickets mud Veins
Speaker 1: coming in October and they're gonna be Southside Ballroom where
Speaker 1: Jack White just had a very triumphant show, very cool venue.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna give away the tickets with the iHeart
Speaker 1: app first person using the talkback feature with your name,
Speaker 1: your number, and your email address and the answer to
Speaker 1: the question. Ben just got a very questionable email before
Speaker 1: the show started. Who did that email come from? We
Speaker 1: just told you like six minutes ago. If you know
Speaker 1: the answer, and then you can leave your name, your
Speaker 1: phone number, and your email address, and you're the one.
Speaker 1: You're gonna win those mud vein tickets. Good luck every body.
Speaker 1: The joke swap on SNL is always a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's coming up this weekend. KT will take us through
Speaker 1: the history of that at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this track.
Speaker 3: Another edition of things is traffic All right.
Speaker 1: Tonight is the debut of Page Beckers. Are y'all still
Speaker 1: hearing people call her Bukers?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just hear people say Page Buckets. Okay, that makes
Speaker 1: it easy. I just call her Page Yep. At the
Speaker 1: Stars give to that night. It's like, hey, look it's
Speaker 1: Page Yeah. I mean you feel like you know her now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She is obviously a big deal And the timing of
Speaker 1: this for her is great because Caitlin Clark set the
Speaker 1: world on fire a year ago, and so the desire
Speaker 1: and the appetite for WNBA stars is high.
Speaker 3: And you know, it's like the same way.
Speaker 1: Remember in golf, every two years someone proclaimed someone was
Speaker 1: the next Tiger Woods and they lived up to it,
Speaker 1: but it just created all this interest and then you had,
Speaker 1: oh man, David Duvall's really good and then he's good
Speaker 1: for two years and disappears. My whole point is that
Speaker 1: the appetite for someone else to be as badass as
Speaker 1: Tiger was huge because people love that stuff. So Paige
Speaker 1: Beckers is in a really good position because you know,
Speaker 1: she had some injuries in college, or she would have
Speaker 1: been neck and neck with Caitlyn Clark. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: she had two I think two knee injuries. She missed
Speaker 1: two full seasons. But skill wise, if she's healthy, she's
Speaker 1: that talented, She's on that level. I'm just saying it
Speaker 1: would have been a bigger debate. Okay, Page is a
Speaker 1: point guard? Are they both the Kaitlyn Clark's just like
Speaker 1: a straight gunner point guard, like a scoring point guard.
Speaker 1: Page Beckers is like a bigger facilitator type, right, kind
Speaker 1: of like a wing facilitator type.
Speaker 3: Oh wing.
Speaker 1: I thought she was like a magical point guard like
Speaker 1: Wheeland deal, but like a bigger guard. Oh she's bigger
Speaker 1: than Yeah, she's probably what does she listened to a
Speaker 1: katd ever height? Let's find out she's got good size
Speaker 1: to She's not like she's taller than Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 3: Really Okay, Hey, maybe I'm wrong that would be a
Speaker 3: shock to me.
Speaker 1: She's six How tall is Kaitlin Clark six feet tall? Okay,
Speaker 1: they're the same height thing. But anyways, So she's making
Speaker 1: her debut tonight, regular season debut. I got a couple
Speaker 1: things for you, and I thought we would do this
Speaker 1: Price is Right, game style, and if you know this,
Speaker 1: you're gonna kick ass.
Speaker 2: Ben.
Speaker 3: I'll start with you.
Speaker 1: How many Instagram followers does page Buckets have. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say one million Tizzle, seven hundred and fifty thousand, Christina
Speaker 1: one Ben wins. She has two and a half million
Speaker 1: Instagram followers.
Speaker 6: Good for her, I'm going to follow her.
Speaker 1: How many TikTok followers does she have? Prices Right Style?
Speaker 7: Ben?
Speaker 3: All right, Uh, I'll.
Speaker 1: Say tiktoks even more. I'll say she's got three million Tizzle.
Speaker 1: I'll say five million, one Ben wins again, she has
Speaker 1: three point seven million TikTok followers.
Speaker 3: Sam ben'sman stucking her account? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: What was her nil valuation last year at Yukon? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's not even what they're paying her. That's just what
Speaker 1: she means to the well, you know, and shea in college.
Speaker 1: In other words, what she was able to get for Enforce.
Speaker 1: What she got not what she was worth? Yeah, okay, shoot,
Speaker 1: I'll say she got one point five million dollars.
Speaker 3: Tizzel two point five million dollars.
Speaker 6: Let's just go one hundred k.
Speaker 1: She had one point four million. So Christina wins. But
Speaker 1: then was clearly the closest. Did you guys see who
Speaker 1: she was named creative creative director for?
Speaker 3: What company? Was she just named creative director for? Really? Yep?
Speaker 3: This was just announced two days ago. It's not Gatorade.
Speaker 1: Does she have like a shoot? Is it like New
Speaker 1: Balance or something? I'm just gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 1: What company was she named? She is the first ever
Speaker 1: athlete creative director for this company?
Speaker 3: Dickie's either a barbecue or the clothes?
Speaker 1: Is that what she does? She's like, that's her skill set. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know, okayivney skills. So what would it be like?
Speaker 1: What athletices? Some sort of athletic wear under armour.
Speaker 6: That be it's the first athlete to endure.
Speaker 1: The company says, so and so has named w NBA
Speaker 1: star Paige Becker's as its first ever athlete creative director.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: You know, and Ben's talking about this idea like Kyrie
Speaker 1: Irving is the creative director for his Ky Sneaker thing.
Speaker 1: Loew's that's good, Hillstar Farm, that's bad ass, Singular Development Group.
Speaker 1: That's that's a big gift Bridge Farm. For door Dash,
Speaker 1: they posted a picture of her wearing a robe, laying
Speaker 1: on a bed surrounded by food.
Speaker 3: So what is she the second biggest star in the
Speaker 3: w NBA. She's in the top five? Is Angel Rees?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Asia Thomas? Yeah, actually Cameron Brink. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like I know these people and I don't even watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll see what happens a year from now. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: just the hype for her right now is through the roof.
Speaker 3: And part of that is because of Caitlin Clark and
Speaker 3: Angel reeson their deal last year, and so they set
Speaker 3: the stage. They start tonight against the Links, and I
Speaker 3: think we're gonna see pagebackers frickin everywhere. Wow, that's exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right, man. I can't forget My daughter is a
Speaker 3: young point guard. She's fourteen or she loves basketball, maybe
Speaker 3: call her guard, but I don't know if it's gonna
Speaker 3: last because she doesn't love watching basketball. Like that's odd
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because the passion of basketball comes from playing
Speaker 1: pick up all the time and watching the game. I
Speaker 1: need her to get into watching it because I think
Speaker 1: she would love page buckets.
Speaker 3: All Right, there you have it.
Speaker 1: Things Skin is tracking coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle.
Speaker 1: The final SNL joke swap potentially on weekend Update is
Speaker 1: potentially maybe this weekend we revisit it all next. Hot Gods,
Speaker 1: every stay on the top in the woods Shove.
Speaker 3: I am very excited for Saturday Night It's the season
Speaker 3: finale of Saturday Night Live. Your host is Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 3: Your musical guest, Bad Bunny. Scarlett Johansson is the wife
Speaker 3: of Colin Jost. Colin Jost began his tenure at SNL
Speaker 3: in two thousand and five as a rider. Took over
Speaker 3: on a weekend update in twenty fourteen after Seth Meyers left,
Speaker 3: So he's been there for over ten years doing weekend Update.
Speaker 3: They brought in Michael Jay and twenty fourteen as well.
Speaker 3: And those guys have been doing it for a long
Speaker 3: time now. And here's Saturday Night Live. The story starting
Speaker 3: Night Live is you stay and then you go, and
Speaker 3: you let the young ones come come on and have
Speaker 3: their time, and there are no announcements yet. There will
Speaker 3: probably be some tomorrow afternoon during the day Saturday an hour.
Speaker 3: They will keep it quiet, but usually it leaks out
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon. It certainly feels like this will be Colin
Speaker 3: Jost's last episode. It might be Michael Chase too. He's
Speaker 3: been joking about it forever, but I think that's just
Speaker 3: kind of his bit because they have in the last
Speaker 3: two episodes, let Colin Jost appear in regular sketch and
Speaker 3: then his wife is hosting, So it just kind of
Speaker 3: feels like this is the end. Yeah. And one of
Speaker 3: the great bits that they've done for many years is
Speaker 3: something called the joke Swap, where they write jokes for
Speaker 3: each other that they've never seen before and they read
Speaker 3: it straight off the Q cards. A black guy writing
Speaker 3: jokes for a white guy and a white guy writing
Speaker 3: jokes for a black guys. Often how it ends up.
Speaker 3: That's not always the premise, but sometimes it is that.
Speaker 3: But I wanted to take you back to get primed
Speaker 3: for this just kind of look at where it began
Speaker 3: as kind of some harmless fun and how it's gotten
Speaker 3: just so insane and way edgier over the last few years.
Speaker 3: So here's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 9: Just an example, a student in Texas who was nicknamed
Speaker 9: White Lightning set a high school record by running one
Speaker 9: hundred meter dash in nine point nine eight seconds. Coincidentally,
Speaker 9: people call me white Lightning because I also finish an undert.
Speaker 3: We're good fun, we're having a good time. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 3: when they came up with this idea, it was Colin's idea.
Speaker 3: He actually went easier and like Michael jav was like,
Speaker 3: if we're doing this, we're doing this, And he didn't
Speaker 3: realize that Michael j was going to go so hard
Speaker 3: in the early going. So Michael j went at him
Speaker 3: pretty good early on. Let's go to twenty twenty.
Speaker 10: Now, the Palm Beach mentioned once owned by Jeffrey Epstein,
Speaker 10: will soon be demolished. And I'm honestly shocked that they
Speaker 10: would demolish a place.
Speaker 3: Where I have so many fun memories. So good, so good.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's not that different than what Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 3: did to Drake. It's really not that different. So one
Speaker 3: trick that you should know, it's like they have you know,
Speaker 3: a dress rehearsal soray not live where they do it. It
Speaker 3: would be you know, like eight o'clock Central time, only
Speaker 3: Central time eight o'clock, and they do it, and I've
Speaker 3: learned what they do with the dress rehearsal. It's completely
Speaker 3: different in the live show, so they really are reading
Speaker 3: it for the first time and don't know where it's
Speaker 3: gonna go. Just kind of move ahead to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 9: New York State now allows movie theaters to serve alcohol,
Speaker 9: which is how I'm finally able to enjoy my wife's
Speaker 9: little art movie.
Speaker 3: First instance of Michael bringing scarlet into the picture, which
Speaker 3: you know, had just never been they'd never touched that
Speaker 3: territory yet. I'm gonna fast forward ahead to the first one,
Speaker 3: so sort of in the season forty nine finale, so
Speaker 3: this would have been May of twenty twenty four. Okay.
Speaker 10: Multiple women have posted videos on TikTok planmen that while
Speaker 10: walking the streets of New York they were randomly punched
Speaker 10: by men.
Speaker 7: Well then, damn get the hell out of my weight, bitch.
Speaker 7: And speaking of bitches, I want to call out the
Speaker 7: biggest bitch of ball, Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3: What should I say?
Speaker 7: Little is your war with Drake maybe over, but your
Speaker 7: war with Michael Cha'.
Speaker 3: Is just beginning. That was pretty well done.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't like that, So I want to get
Speaker 5: your really set up because what they did at Christmas
Speaker 5: time last year, the last one was really good.
Speaker 3: Both of them got some good barbs in and I
Speaker 3: think it'll be a great setup for what could be
Speaker 3: happening tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: And we'll do that next on ninety seven one The
Speaker 1: Eagle and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to four point thirty Today. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have on Michael Duarte. We had his story yesterday.
Speaker 1: He's the sports reporter for NBC LA and he had
Speaker 1: a crazy thing where a homeless dude on drugs broke
Speaker 1: into his house, ransacked everything, killed a possum with a statue,
Speaker 1: and then laid down neked in his bed.
Speaker 3: It's too crazy to believe.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna actually have him on the show and
Speaker 1: see if we can get information out of him about
Speaker 1: how all this went down. So do not miss that
Speaker 1: coming up at four thirty. But Kat just set us
Speaker 1: up on the history of the joke swap between Michael
Speaker 1: Shay and Colin Joe's. There's rumors that this will be
Speaker 1: their last one. On Saturday Night, right, Kat, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Rumor for sure, Colin Michael a little more up in
Speaker 3: the air, but they're run together. Is likely over after
Speaker 3: tomorrow night. And it's interesting because you have Scarlett Johanson
Speaker 3: there as the host of the show. Now for Christmas,
Speaker 3: Scarlett was there because she did a little cameo and
Speaker 3: then she was in the lobby and they put a
Speaker 3: camera on her while some of these jokes were happening.
Speaker 3: So we gave you the last five or six years,
Speaker 3: but here's what happened at Christmas to get you ready
Speaker 3: for what could they have to try to top this?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow night? Is my point.
Speaker 9: Michael is going to make me tell some racist jokes
Speaker 9: like he always does, so this time, if you don't mind,
Speaker 9: I'd like to read all the jokes in black voice.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't mind. Do what you gotta do, man,
Speaker 3: I don't know what black voice is.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: My girl Kalma.
Speaker 9: Harris all the town hall talking about she still supports
Speaker 9: the idea of slavery reparations. Well, damn girl, me too,
Speaker 9: because the white people deserve our money back for all
Speaker 9: those slates.
Speaker 3: That ran away. Oh my god, sh is creaty mofos Wow,
Speaker 3: I had no idea. That's what just what black voice was.
Speaker 3: That's a great bits.
Speaker 6: There was black voice, man, But go ahead.
Speaker 10: A new study finds that women are more likely to
Speaker 10: have an orgasm if they are in touch with their
Speaker 10: body signals such as heart rate and breathing, as opposed
Speaker 10: to the women I have sex with who just.
Speaker 3: Hold their breath. God Jesus man, pretty crazy, all right.
Speaker 9: I want to dedicate this next joke to my booz
Speaker 9: Scarlett Joann Hey boo. Y'all know Scarlet just celebrated her
Speaker 9: fortieth birthday, which means I'm about to get up out
Speaker 9: of there.
Speaker 3: It's more no, no, I'm just slaying.
Speaker 9: We just had a kid together, and y'all ain't seen
Speaker 9: no pictures of him yet because he blackens down.
Speaker 3: Is I hate a.
Speaker 11: Friend of.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, you don't have to do it. You
Speaker 3: don't have to do this, okay.
Speaker 12: Uh Back to Michael, Lana Tu continues to set records
Speaker 12: at the box office because like me and cut of,
Speaker 12: my good friend Jeffrey Epstein's used to say, there's nothing
Speaker 12: like an island adventure with a teenage girl.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: I would never ever sleep with a girl as dark
Speaker 3: as Mawama.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, before we go, I would be remissif
Speaker 7: I didn't address the allegations about jay Z.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 3: So here it is. Jay Z is innocent.
Speaker 7: Don't even have those parties, and I know because I was.
Speaker 7: And then if you're listening with that moore to life
Speaker 7: charges against you, I'll say the same thing I always
Speaker 7: said at your.
Speaker 3: Parties, I will help hit you all. Oh fantastic, now, damn.
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people think that Mike. There's
Speaker 3: one more. A lot of people think that Michael wins
Speaker 3: every time. On this one. I actually think Colin did.
Speaker 3: Michael grew up in New York, huge jay Z fan,
Speaker 3: like one of your heroes, and you gotta talk about
Speaker 3: the allegations against him. Yeah, but here's how it ended,
Speaker 3: and it's got you know. The camera would cut to Scarlett,
Speaker 3: who was in the lobby, and she was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, So here we go.
Speaker 9: So has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu.
Speaker 9: But I ain't tripping. I'll be eating roast beef every night, says.
Speaker 3: What you fed the kid?
Speaker 9: No, No, I'm just playing baby, you know.
Speaker 3: I don't go down y. I can't believe they day
Speaker 3: so like they were like contact. I think Seth Myers
Speaker 3: was saying this like he had text her like, hey,
Speaker 3: how you feeling about that? It's like Tuesday after it,
Speaker 3: and Colin is like, my heart's still pounding. Like they hate.
Speaker 3: I think they kind of hate doing this, uh huh,
Speaker 3: because you kind of have to top it each time too,
Speaker 3: otherwise you're just spinning the wheels. I have no idea
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen, but a lot of people think this
Speaker 3: would be a good way for them to go out
Speaker 3: as well they announce that they're not coming back, or
Speaker 3: who would take over. Well, Michael Longfellow would be my pick,
Speaker 3: and he's not in a lot of sketches, but he's
Speaker 3: very dry and I think he could be a norm
Speaker 3: McDonald's start man. I think they would probably bring in
Speaker 3: someone else. Uh, you know they're gonna They're gonna replace
Speaker 3: the guys. Could be the end for Heidi Gardner, could
Speaker 3: be the in for mikey Day.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 3: Heidie Gardner's everywhere too. She's been there seven years and
Speaker 3: that's usually the lifespan. So I'm looking forward so tomorrow night,
Speaker 3: but also a little sad. Yep, all right, there you
Speaker 3: have it.
Speaker 1: There's the Hollywood Shuffle, a whole thirty minutes worth coming up.
Speaker 1: Next the news quickie, a dangerous massage therapist story will
Speaker 1: go around the sports. And then we got a guy
Speaker 1: joining a special guest whose house was broken into. He
Speaker 1: found a naked dude in his bed. All that's coming
Speaker 1: your way next on the Ben and Skin Show, on
Speaker 1: a Happy Friday edition of our presentation.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this, give me that
Speaker 3: news quickie. All right, So story here that's a little shocking.
Speaker 3: Usually when you hear stories of some type of massage
Speaker 3: therapist situation, you know, you usually five guys getting busted
Speaker 3: because a woman. There were five guys went to a
Speaker 3: you know, a place, but it's a woman giving the massage.
Speaker 3: In this case, we have a man giving massage to
Speaker 3: five guys massage parlor in Florida. Of course, of course,
Speaker 3: here's the news.
Speaker 14: Five men have come forward to file complaints as the
Speaker 14: Windsor Park massage business owner, accusing him of sexually assaulting them.
Speaker 14: Greg Fox talks with one of the men, who describes
Speaker 14: Gutierrez as a predator.
Speaker 3: We want to warn you some of what you're about
Speaker 3: to hear. Is graphic. Always hate to get the warning. Oh,
Speaker 3: but it makes you lean in. Yeah, it also makes
Speaker 3: me check to see are there any kids around? Then
Speaker 3: I buckle my seat belt twice, put on my helmet.
Speaker 3: This could get dangerous. Is this corn church by the way,
Speaker 3: this report? Yeah, one hundred percent. Does he sound like
Speaker 3: a guy who's done a lot of They all sound
Speaker 3: a little bit. Is this the smallest market in the world.
Speaker 3: Now it's at Florida, that's huge.
Speaker 15: He tried to make it like it was my fault.
Speaker 15: He said, why didn't you tell me to stop? Is
Speaker 15: that I did this?
Speaker 11: Man identifying only as JF alleged that licensed massage therapist
Speaker 11: Ronel Gutierra's Galvis sexually assaulted him while he was inside
Speaker 11: the business that Gutiera's owns. He says, at no time
Speaker 11: did he invite sexual contact, alleged details of which are
Speaker 11: too graphic to share.
Speaker 15: And then after he stopped that, I noticed his clothes
Speaker 15: are on the floor. Now, after his closers are on
Speaker 15: the floor, he got up on top of me. Oh,
Speaker 15: completely laying on me. Nick Well, I started trying to
Speaker 15: massage my friend my groin area, and I told him stop.
Speaker 3: I said, please, stop. J Okay, Okay, that's scary. There's more.
Speaker 3: But I'm like to say, just Christina, I hate to
Speaker 3: take you out of this. I'm going to have to
Speaker 3: take you out of this for a minute. It's sex
Speaker 3: ben skin Kevin. If you are getting a massage and
Speaker 3: the guy starts playing with your dinghy a little bit,
Speaker 3: you're not going please stop. No, you're going faster and
Speaker 3: at that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: For me, you identify that it's a very serious situation.
Speaker 3: There's no way there's going to be happy ending to
Speaker 3: the story. What about the moment you look over and
Speaker 3: see that he's disrobed. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's different. I don't understand how a fight
Speaker 1: didn't happen immediately. No, it doesn't seem. It seems to
Speaker 1: me that the very first instance where this person Gutiers
Speaker 1: or whatever his name is, crosses the line, that's an
Speaker 1: immediate out. Yeah that's not well, let's just I'm sure
Speaker 1: he'll rein it back in and the massage will rectify
Speaker 1: itself rectify.
Speaker 3: Way, do you hear how apologetic he is, because there's
Speaker 3: gonna be some text messages that you'll get in the
Speaker 3: second Okay, af says he grabbed his clothes and left
Speaker 3: of business.
Speaker 11: He's one of five men, according to their attorneys, to
Speaker 11: claim Gutieras sexually assaulted them. He's already been charged with
Speaker 11: sexual battery on a man we're identifying as BF.
Speaker 3: A really horrible thing that happened.
Speaker 11: After that man came forward and filed a criminal complaint
Speaker 11: with Winter Park police. He worked with a detective to
Speaker 11: contact Gutiera's Galvus on his personal cell phone, and that
Speaker 11: conversation was recorded. BF said, you were touching me inappropriately.
Speaker 11: Why Gutiera's Well, it was a stupid thing to do, BF.
Speaker 11: It made me feel really uncomfortable. Goodieras. This is something
Speaker 11: that never happened before, So I apologize for that.
Speaker 3: BF.
Speaker 11: What made you think you could take my underwear off
Speaker 11: and touch me inappropriately?
Speaker 3: Goodhieras. Yeah, I can't explain this. I feel bad.
Speaker 6: I don't think someone like this job kids underwear off.
Speaker 6: If a guy's taking your underwear off, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: You're just sitting there taking it. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, a few seconds ago you took my underwear off,
Speaker 1: but now realize I have a problem with that.
Speaker 3: Can we talk this through.
Speaker 6: And also, how many people text their massage therapists.
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like the very next Texas has
Speaker 1: gone all right, fine, I'll see you Thursday. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand. These are the most passive
Speaker 1: men ever. Like the second you've been even remotely violated,
Speaker 1: you're going no way oho or kicking him in the
Speaker 1: face or whatever, Like what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: It takes a lot in these scenarios to kind of
Speaker 3: take the side of the massager. But I'm sitting here
Speaker 3: going to these guys kind of out to get this
Speaker 3: guy like single messed up. Now the guy clearly, if
Speaker 3: they are to be believed, has done something wrong. But
Speaker 3: aren't they put in more of a fight? But is it?
Speaker 1: This just like the deal in Florida where the guy
Speaker 1: was like doing all these foot oh the realtors, Like right,
Speaker 1: he was holding my foot for ten minutes, and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, kind of weird.
Speaker 1: What are you doing right now that you've been doing
Speaker 1: for the last ten minutes? Maybe in minute seven you'd
Speaker 1: object what's happening in Florida?
Speaker 3: A lot of weird stuff. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Here's it's crazy, all right, good stuff, Kevin, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much Coming up next, the Stars lose to Gram
Speaker 1: shoves and everything else you need to know about sports.
Speaker 1: That's coming up in just over three minutes, so don't
Speaker 1: go anywhere. Coming up here shortly, we're gonna talk to
Speaker 1: Michael Duarte. He's the NBCLA reporter who had a homeless
Speaker 1: man ransack his house, go in his bedroom, laying his bed,
Speaker 1: neked after killing a possum with a statue. We have
Speaker 1: to get more details. Stick around for that, but right
Speaker 1: now it's time for this.
Speaker 3: Now it's around the sports KT quints as all the
Speaker 3: sport Ye, it's playoff time. More on that in a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah that I'm actually going to lead with the Rangers
Speaker 3: because I think they deserve it right now. The six
Speaker 3: straight wins last night one nothing. They beat Houston. Jacob
Speaker 3: de Grom versus Hunter Brown, two very good pitchers, clearly.
Speaker 3: Jacob deGrom goes eight innings. The Rangers steal a run
Speaker 3: on a Jake Berger better home run in the right
Speaker 3: field after they send him down to Triple A for
Speaker 3: like a week. He's kind of starting to hit now
Speaker 3: and it's kind of fun right now. Jacob de Grom's awesome,
Speaker 3: just so hot, So that was good. You mean hot.
Speaker 3: You're saying he's an attractor, guys. Hear's growing out kind
Speaker 3: kind of looking like a hot guy yesterday too. It
Speaker 3: is crazy that.
Speaker 1: They won the World Series without him because probably your
Speaker 1: second best player to Corey Seeger in.
Speaker 3: Terms of getting paid for sure. I mean he is
Speaker 3: when he's on.
Speaker 1: Like we saw we saw in spring training that he
Speaker 1: was doing a bullpen session and there was like six
Speaker 1: pitchers from another team just watching him like fanboys, like
Speaker 1: that's how good he is. He is arguably the best
Speaker 1: pitcher in all of baseball. He's at least in the discussion,
Speaker 1: and they have him. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: One of the best of his generation for show or
Speaker 3: his time. But that was nuts because they were like, okay,
Speaker 3: they're still trying to be easy on him, and they
Speaker 3: ran him out for the eighth inning. And the Rangers
Speaker 3: keep in minding two closers or two they're two of
Speaker 3: their their eighth inning and ninth in guy Chris Martin
Speaker 3: and Luke Jackson unavailable can't pitch because they got hit
Speaker 3: the other night, got a hit that hurts. At the
Speaker 3: game I was at, it was very strange. They got
Speaker 3: hit so physically or they got hit. Yeah, yeah, hit
Speaker 3: like the ball hit them yeah, the and then so
Speaker 3: Sean Armstrong comes in and just lights out shuts him down.
Speaker 3: Game over in two hours. Wonderful. Both guys got hit
Speaker 3: by balls and injured. Okay, Luke Jackson got drilled on
Speaker 3: the hand by one hundred and eleven miles per hour
Speaker 3: pitch his first pitch after he made them turn the
Speaker 3: lights off at the arena and play like a prayer.
Speaker 3: It was just like the strangest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: It was, what's happening? No one knows who you are. Luke,
Speaker 3: get some saves first, come back to me, then choose
Speaker 3: your intro. So wait, they he did performance art. It's
Speaker 3: not even the actual version of like a prayer, the
Speaker 3: choral version.
Speaker 1: What's that like? It's like a a choir, like a choir.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a Madonna version.
Speaker 3: Well it comes into that at the end, but it's
Speaker 3: a choir at first. Okay, so some remix, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's insane. It's actually how it's how the song starts. Okay,
Speaker 3: So it's but this is long and it is a remix. Okay,
Speaker 3: but it might have been. I don't know when this
Speaker 3: was updated. Or whatever. Yeah, and they're telling everyone on
Speaker 3: the jumbo tron as they turned the lights off, you know,
Speaker 3: to get your phone lights out, And I'm watching people
Speaker 3: do it, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: This is as he's coming out of the bult. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is going on? Is not the lead story in
Speaker 1: all the world.
Speaker 3: No, no, we did it. It's crazy. It's crazy. Uh
Speaker 3: the Nuggets, No, no, no, no, no, they're not doing
Speaker 3: that yet. The Stars lost last night. We're doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Game six tomorrow night, they'll be fine. Do you know
Speaker 3: why go ahead?
Speaker 6: Well, it's because it's back at home tomorrow night. That's
Speaker 6: why we'll be fine.
Speaker 1: No, I was going to say, because Jamie Ben got
Speaker 1: a cheap shot. That's a badass F and T Captain
Speaker 1: Old must be sure guy every year in.
Speaker 3: The playoffs loses his cool and just commits dumb penalties.
Speaker 3: That's why they lost. No, no, no, it was out
Speaker 3: of hand.
Speaker 1: It was it was three nothing and when they did
Speaker 1: it and a fight broke out and it was kind
Speaker 1: of and he just left the cheap shot of the
Speaker 1: guy that took the ref out to.
Speaker 3: He might get suspended, Like every year he loses his
Speaker 3: ass in the playoffs. Forever. It was like four minutes
Speaker 3: left in the game or something. Dude's got some pent
Speaker 3: up rage in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of funny because it was a lefty shot.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Otter is amazing. He just couldn't do it
Speaker 3: on his own last night. Tomorrow night, seven o'clock, it's
Speaker 3: going to be so lit. Go Stars game seven Sunday
Speaker 3: afternoon because the Nuggets said no, no, no, we're not
Speaker 3: going away and they beat the Thunder last night. So
Speaker 3: Nuggets in Thunder with the honor to go play the
Speaker 3: t Wolves in the Western Conference Final, that is.
Speaker 1: And it's been an incredible series. I mean, just an
Speaker 1: incredible series. And there is so much pressure on the
Speaker 1: Thunder and they don't have a single guy on their team.
Speaker 1: Well Caruso was on the late Lakers team that won
Speaker 1: a championship. But yeah, I mean this is I can't
Speaker 1: believe it's gone seven. Like I cannot believe it has
Speaker 1: gone seven. And there's game are Michael Porter Junior is
Speaker 1: so bad and he's they need him desperately. Uh but
Speaker 1: last night it was at Denver, and so you had
Speaker 1: like the helper dudes like Strawther had sixteen and hit
Speaker 1: a bunch of threes. That stuff never happens on the road.
Speaker 1: My fear is that it's going to be a blowout
Speaker 1: on Sunday. But man, if we get to six minutes
Speaker 1: to go in the fourth quarter and it's tight, ooh,
Speaker 1: the pucker strings on the OKC thunder are going to
Speaker 1: clinch real tight. Thinking about this, would you trade Cooper
Speaker 1: Flag for anybody, any player that's still playing in the playoffs? Uh,
Speaker 1: I'd probably trade him for Shay Gilds as Alexander.
Speaker 3: Really straight up. Now that's about a nine year age difference, right,
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: It's just you can't do these things because of the
Speaker 1: way contracts were, right, Anthony Edwards, I would, I would
Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards and Shay Gilders Alexander definitely, guys.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, but then, man, think about the money too.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The money, that's the thing is gonna be underpaid years.
Speaker 1: It's going on a rookie contract. Yeah, dude, So it's
Speaker 1: good that it's even a discussion. Oh yeah, talking about
Speaker 1: the MVP and you're like, I don't think I would
Speaker 1: trade him for the MVP or maybe you know that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's powerful.
Speaker 3: All right, good stuff there's around the sports.
Speaker 1: But right now we want to get into a story
Speaker 1: that KT brought to us yesterday. A man in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles returned to his home and found a naked intruder.
Speaker 1: This guy had eaten his ice cream sandwiches, his veggie burgers,
Speaker 1: and chewed sixty pieces of gum and then left it
Speaker 1: in one giant, big wad and just spit it out.
Speaker 1: And KT has tracked the gentleman down, not the guy
Speaker 1: who was naked in the bed, but the guy whose
Speaker 1: house got violated. He is a reporter for NBC Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: He joins us down, Michael Duarte, how are you doing today, Michael?
Speaker 3: I'm doing okay.
Speaker 8: I'm still feeling a little violated, unsettled, but you know,
Speaker 8: I'm glad everybody is safe, and I can kind of
Speaker 8: look back now and laugh at it a little bit
Speaker 8: about the absurdity of it all.
Speaker 1: Okay, So walk us through exactly what happened as you
Speaker 1: return home and find a naked dude that's eat and
Speaker 1: all your ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Return home around midnight.
Speaker 8: I had been at a friend's fortieth birthday party a
Speaker 8: little bit earlier in the evening, which had delayed my
Speaker 8: return home, and as I went to enter with my
Speaker 8: pets through the kitchen, I could look through the window
Speaker 8: and notice that the entire kitchen had been ransacked. And
Speaker 8: my first thought, guys, was what animal had broken has done?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 3: Was this rats? Was this raccoons? It just didn't make
Speaker 3: sense to me.
Speaker 8: And as I started to kind of assess the situation
Speaker 8: and look around the kitchen, I could see my back
Speaker 8: windows had been broken into, not just one window, but
Speaker 8: three different windows. And that's when I kind of backed away,
Speaker 8: put the pets back in the car and said I'm
Speaker 8: going to keep looking to assess the situation. I didn't
Speaker 8: call the police at that time. I decided to keep
Speaker 8: looking to see what damage had been done and get
Speaker 8: more information, I suppose is the best way to phrase it.
Speaker 8: Then I started checking my cameras on my ring to
Speaker 8: see if I could see any signs of break in
Speaker 8: or somebody coming up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't see it. And then I got to the
Speaker 3: front door.
Speaker 8: I put the key in, I opened the door, and
Speaker 8: as I'm doing that, I'm looking inside and realizing my
Speaker 8: bedroom door is wide open and I never leave it
Speaker 8: wide open. And then I look closer and I see
Speaker 8: that there's a naked man in my bed, and as
Speaker 8: cool as a cucumber as I could have possibly been
Speaker 8: under the situation, I just backed out, kind of like
Speaker 8: Homer Simpson and that meme, back into the bushes, lock
Speaker 8: the door, go back down to the street, and I
Speaker 8: called the police.
Speaker 1: How long did it take him to get there? And
Speaker 1: was the man still in your bed when the police arrived?
Speaker 8: Yes, correct, he was still in the bed when the
Speaker 8: police arrived. It only took him ten minutes to get there.
Speaker 8: I didn't know when I called the police if they
Speaker 8: were going to be here in ten minutes or if
Speaker 8: they were going to be here in two hours. But
Speaker 8: thankfully the police this time arrived pretty quickly, in about
Speaker 8: ten minutes, and they showed up full like swat team style.
Speaker 8: I would say ten police squad cars, police helicopter with
Speaker 8: a floodlight on my house. It was like a scene
Speaker 8: out of a movie. They surrounded my house. They were
Speaker 8: prepared for anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the story takes a weird twist when there
Speaker 3: was a possum killed in the backyard with a statue.
Speaker 3: What was the statue? What's going on there? It felt
Speaker 3: like a very almost juvenile twist to this crazy story, right.
Speaker 8: So you know, I've been getting a lot of comments
Speaker 8: and messages from friends who've seen the stories. La Times
Speaker 8: picked it up also in addition to NBC. It just
Speaker 8: so happens I work for NBC. So when I was
Speaker 8: checking in with my boss the next day saying, Hey,
Speaker 8: guess what happened to me last night, they were like,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, we want to do a story on this.
Speaker 8: But so I got been getting lots of text from
Speaker 8: friends and colleagues, and you know, they're laughing at the situation.
Speaker 8: The chewing gum you mentioned, the ice cream sandwiches, the
Speaker 8: veggie burgers, all this stuff. But as I said, it
Speaker 8: didn't feel funny or hilarious in the moment. But to
Speaker 8: your point, once he's in jail, I get to go
Speaker 8: do a walk through with the police, and it's there
Speaker 8: we finally discover what this person got into in my house,
Speaker 8: what damage he did, what other places of the house
Speaker 8: he was in other than what I was able to see,
Speaker 8: you know, through the windows. Part of the whole story
Speaker 8: and the piece of the puzzle finally start to fit together,
Speaker 8: and we kind of discover what happened and he was
Speaker 8: spotted by several neighbors walking the street Saturday afternoon around
Speaker 8: two three pm, talking to himself, yelling and cursing profanities
Speaker 8: at ghosts at seemingly nobody, and nobody did anything. Nobody
Speaker 8: called the police, nobody alerted our neighbors through.
Speaker 3: Texts or anything.
Speaker 8: They just kind of got scared and went in their
Speaker 8: homes and locked their doors and hoped that he didn't
Speaker 8: show up on their doorstep. But he showed up on mine,
Speaker 8: and I wasn't home, so he made his way to
Speaker 8: my back patio, where I have like an outdoor couch
Speaker 8: and an outdoor coffee table and a Buddhast statue and
Speaker 8: a bunch of Dodgers garden gnomes and candles and just
Speaker 8: kind of nice decorative things. I think he went up
Speaker 8: there and kind of took a nap for a little
Speaker 8: bit and then decided to smash everything. And there is
Speaker 8: a possum that shows up on my cameras in the
Speaker 8: backyard and crosses my backyard to my front yard to
Speaker 8: the street and almost every night. And the poor possum
Speaker 8: was coming through again like he normally does, and this
Speaker 8: intruder decided he was going to take my Buddhist statue
Speaker 8: and kill them.
Speaker 3: And not smashed him.
Speaker 8: The irony of that, Yeah, and left him up there
Speaker 8: and just destroyed and ransacked, smashing everything up top. And
Speaker 8: my guess can only be either just you know, some
Speaker 8: delusional angry rage or maybe he was looking for a
Speaker 8: high to key or something to get into the house.
Speaker 8: He then decides to come back down through the back
Speaker 8: and break in. H Like I said, through that back
Speaker 8: door to the kitchen, and once he goes in, it's
Speaker 8: like Goldilocks and the Three Bears at this point, right, well.
Speaker 1: Man, thank you for taking the time to join us.
Speaker 1: We'll continue to hope for your absolute safety and hope
Speaker 1: you don't get any more encounters like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate it. I'm beefing up security here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your time. There, he goes Michael d'orte,
Speaker 1: the guy whose house got broken into, and pretty scary stuff.
Speaker 3: He dig god a sauce, Philophphy, This U team called
Speaker 3: a nusk of tea.
Speaker 14: Oh this cocktail sauce on top bo.
Speaker 3: Biz is battleship risk. Oh my gosh, it sounds like
Speaker 3: a game. It's not a game. I just have some
Speaker 3: business stories. The sound very sexual.
Speaker 1: It does sound sexual. Yeah, so is the family feud
Speaker 1: music about to come in. We're about to start game. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's not getting not a game the game, it's a
Speaker 1: game playing risk We just played the today.
Speaker 3: Game that's already happened. That's the game game today.
Speaker 1: I think with our new format, we can't talk about
Speaker 1: the rules of Riskopoly. We just don't have the time, right,
Speaker 1: But that is more of a podcast for us. Big
Speaker 1: time panty dropper intro Kevin, thank you.
Speaker 3: I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a familiar artist. Yeah, might have been played
Speaker 1: on the show before in the past.
Speaker 3: Is that right? When we did play a game, Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't worry. We had to tell the audience everything move forward. Man, Okay,
Speaker 3: are y'all y'all know what buzzballs are. Yes, it's when
Speaker 3: they're shorn.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I thought that I'm a buzz cut
Speaker 1: for your test when it's when your balls go by
Speaker 1: the tower right right?
Speaker 6: No, there are alcoholic drinks that usually find empty in
Speaker 6: an alley way anywhere in Dallas.
Speaker 3: Thank you for bringing some seriousness and levity to the show, Christine. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 3: buzzballs are highly popular and seen them you've seen them
Speaker 3: in a liquor store. Oh yeah, it's like a shot
Speaker 3: that's at the point of purchase. Yeah, so it's a
Speaker 3: ball Christmas ornament. And then of course after a couple
Speaker 3: of years that I let's make them huge. They make
Speaker 3: some big ones too that you can buy. I prefer
Speaker 3: the big ones. So the founder of Buzzballs, which is
Speaker 3: Buzzballs was Carrollton based buzz Aldridge, the found founder of Lady.
Speaker 3: I remember when she sold it. It is a lady.
Speaker 3: Her name is Merrily Kick.
Speaker 1: That was a big story when she she was a
Speaker 1: school teacher, right, I don't know about that, dude.
Speaker 3: I think she I read this story. She was not
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 1: But when when this got to be a big deal,
Speaker 1: she created She was a school teacher and she created
Speaker 1: this and she sold it for a ton of money.
Speaker 3: So Merrily Kick and her husband Timothy Timothy Kick, they
Speaker 3: bought a house in Plano for fifteen point nine million dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because they made a ton of money off this, dude.
Speaker 3: This has happened in the last three or four years. Yes,
Speaker 3: they bought it from a guy named Matthew Rutledge who
Speaker 3: owned the internet store woot. Is her woot. No, I
Speaker 3: haven't either, but that might be why he's selling his
Speaker 3: house that was going to be huge and gave an
Speaker 3: internet store. Yeah, internet retailer and me it's what it is.
Speaker 3: It's like a Timu or something probably ok thing. I mean,
Speaker 3: I really don't even know what Wood is either. I
Speaker 3: mean I think it's called eBay. eBay, Yeah, Amazon, that's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: Wood is an Amazon company, it absolutely is. How about that?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Okay? So the point is the bus balls people who've
Speaker 3: just decided, we don't know if we just put it
Speaker 3: in a Christmas ornament looking thing, we just put it
Speaker 3: in a big ball. People love to drink and people
Speaker 3: love balls. Nice. Now we can buy our sixteen million
Speaker 3: dollar house in Plano. I was blown away by that figure.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you don't see many sixteen million dollar houses.
Speaker 6: I've never had one before. But it is great marketing
Speaker 6: because every time you go to the liquor store, they
Speaker 6: are right there when you're checking out.
Speaker 3: That's the key. Can you come up with an item
Speaker 3: that is a point of purchase item?
Speaker 1: Can you get that counter space right there when people
Speaker 1: are checking out and it's you've already got everything you
Speaker 1: came there for and you're just waiting. Yeah, why wouldn't
Speaker 1: we take a couple of shots tonight. I'm gonna grab
Speaker 1: these one of the main reasons candy bars still crush.
Speaker 1: They're just right there.
Speaker 3: They get your eye to the balls, and they're different colors.
Speaker 1: Is this a DMN story, Yes, Okay, if you scroll down,
Speaker 1: there'll be related stories. And I bet at the bottom
Speaker 1: is the story from a few years ago when she
Speaker 1: sold this thing.
Speaker 3: It's not in there and years ago. I thought it
Speaker 3: was just a month or two ago. Its final sentence.
Speaker 3: How about that it was what's that? Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Merrily Kicks started Buzzballs in twenty ten when she was
Speaker 3: a teacher at Plano West Senior High School. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you're getting the students drunk. That's that is a huge amount.
Speaker 1: Like you even hear about like the houses that pro
Speaker 1: athletes build and move into, And it's not that.
Speaker 3: That's that's that sounds like la real estate. Twelve three
Speaker 3: hundred feet sits on about seven acres, six bedrooms, seven bathrooms,
Speaker 3: four partial bathrooms.
Speaker 1: To get seven acres in the middle of Plano. Come
Speaker 1: on has an one acre lake stocked with bass and catfish.
Speaker 1: A lighted tennis court, a resort style heated pull with
Speaker 1: underwater windows.
Speaker 3: That a twenty seat home theater of course. Oh in
Speaker 3: the immersive three D audio system, because I think if
Speaker 3: you can tell the word immersive into something that helps it,
Speaker 3: that helps your p K Value's right. Think about this.
Speaker 1: The guy who was about to be the highest paid
Speaker 1: athlete in DFW making seventy million dollars per year is
Speaker 1: what Luca was about to do. He bought a house
Speaker 1: for fifteen million before he was traded. Wow, so that's
Speaker 1: even more than a guy who was about to be
Speaker 1: making seventy a year, plus his endorsements and yeah, plus
Speaker 1: his endorsement plus another decade of making money. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: seems like a lot of money. I think I remember
Speaker 1: this story. She sold it for a ton of money.
Speaker 1: So Luca is the buzzballs of alcoholic drinks. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what we have reduced today.
Speaker 3: Good job and business battleship Riskoponly next week I'll have
Speaker 3: some more business stories. You just wait all weekend for that.
Speaker 1: That's a great intro. It is the Ben and Skin
Speaker 1: Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. Thanks for hanging
Speaker 1: out with us today. Coming up at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the hour, KT is gonna let you know what's going
Speaker 1: on in Dallas. And then one of my favorite things
Speaker 1: we do is the Wayback Machine. For those of you
Speaker 1: that don't know how long this show has been on
Speaker 1: the air where we're cracking beers on a Friday, it's
Speaker 1: been a really long time.
Speaker 3: So we have some things that have happened in the past.
Speaker 3: We like to go back and revisit them.
Speaker 1: Let you check it out, and I think it makes
Speaker 1: you feel closer to the history of the Benin Skin Show.
Speaker 1: What do we have today in the Wayback Machine, KT, Well,
Speaker 1: yesterday was.
Speaker 3: The nine year anniversary of when Rugie punched Jose Bautista
Speaker 3: and we definitely did talk to a Blue Jays blogger
Speaker 3: about that. Let me guess who talked to him. The
Speaker 3: Fighting night man. Damn man.
Speaker 1: If you've never heard that, get ready for a hill
Speaker 1: Billy brawl. So we'll do that in the big finish
Speaker 1: here in about thirty or so. But right now it's
Speaker 1: time for this.
Speaker 13: And now it's time for Basis week Day Up Day,
Speaker 13: featuring veteran news anchor kt fon tweets. Here are the
Speaker 13: important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 3: You're not even to get this often for me, I
Speaker 3: have a high school playoff baseball story.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you about yourself, not about me,
Speaker 1: though I have many. Then you like hearing his baseball
Speaker 1: stories from the past, don't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know going into your sophomore year, what was your
Speaker 1: swing like going into it? I was a little more stiff,
Speaker 1: but then coach Gary Green tell me loosen up a
Speaker 1: little bit. Oh wow, gave you some shoulder massages and
Speaker 1: man whispered for you to relax in the box.
Speaker 6: Oh, Gary Green.
Speaker 3: Gary Green's getting drugged into some weird stuff here. He's
Speaker 3: out there driving a tractor and only nice. His radar
Speaker 3: goes up. What an old little kat he just say
Speaker 3: on the radio. He's not like that at all. What
Speaker 3: if Katy say on the electric box he will whipskins ass, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll pay for it. So I have no idea where
Speaker 3: he's at now, but he's still in the metropleaques and
Speaker 3: I think keeps up. Nice guy.
Speaker 1: No doubt being associated with the word stiff is good
Speaker 1: for him going into the Friday up.
Speaker 3: With what the show? Do you think? Yeah, the avid listener,
Speaker 3: I know him calling right now. What's his name? Gary Green. Dude,
Speaker 3: Gary Green, call it. Coach Green call It's such a
Speaker 3: mistake to bring up anyone that you know.
Speaker 1: I know everything I do now will be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't care where you are in the metroplaque, metropleque,
Speaker 1: or what tractor you're on. Coach Green call in city guy, guy.
Speaker 1: You guys whip your ass, not city guys, So.
Speaker 3: Follow me here. Michael Killian is a sophomore at Flower
Speaker 3: Mound Marcus. Okay, they played Trophy Club by Ron Nelson
Speaker 3: last night in the playoffs for three game series. Byron
Speaker 3: Nelson got the win. God, he seems so old. The
Speaker 3: reason we're doing this story about sophomore Michael Killion of
Speaker 3: Flower Mound Marcus is because he has a father named
Speaker 3: Mike Killian. Mike Killian is the head coach of their opponent,
Speaker 3: Trophy Club by Ray Nelson. Oh wow, he's coaching against
Speaker 3: his son in the playoffs. Now, I'm from small Townsville,
Speaker 3: Like that would never happen. Basically what happened growing up.
Speaker 3: Michael was like, I would love to play for my dad,
Speaker 3: but he grew up his entire childhood in the Lewisville
Speaker 3: school system. He said, to continue playing with his friends
Speaker 3: instead of joining his dad, who had been the coach
Speaker 3: at by Nelson. So there's a big interview and they're
Speaker 3: all talking about it, and his dad's like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it's gonna be competitive, and actually I know what
Speaker 3: pitches to throw him.
Speaker 13: Like.
Speaker 3: His dad's actually talking about the edge that he's got
Speaker 3: on his son, like, you gotta beat that at It's
Speaker 3: pretty great. I have you ever seen a story like
Speaker 3: that where a dad's coaching against his son. Wow, And
Speaker 3: so he's God, he's gonna try to make his son fail. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, it's a three game series. Tonight's game two,
Speaker 3: tomorrow game three if necessary. Dad's up one. Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: going tonight. What time is this? I'm gonna meet coach
Speaker 3: Gary Green?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 3: Where is this? I don't know where they're playing tonight.
Speaker 3: Damn it, they're playing at three different venues. Do you
Speaker 3: think isn't that fascinating? This is crazy? Do you think
Speaker 3: when you first met coach Green he believed you were
Speaker 3: a winner? No one ever has ever thought I was
Speaker 3: a winner all but at the end of it, when
Speaker 3: you graduated, he was glad that they built the offense ready.
Speaker 3: It is, in fact, one of the most iconic coaches
Speaker 3: in two A. Yeah, the great Terry Wolf wolf Man
Speaker 3: my coach. Here's the coach at Holiday? Yeah? Yeah, And
Speaker 3: like he had made comments about you. Man, if we
Speaker 3: had y'all's third basement, Oh, were you more of a
Speaker 3: defensive you hit in the nine hole?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 1: She didn't it, She's didn't The Holiday third baseman fall
Speaker 1: apart once you found out that his coach, Terry Wolf
Speaker 1: had been eyeballing you.
Speaker 3: There was a there was a distinct there's a distinct
Speaker 3: difference in talent between what I was offering both offensively
Speaker 3: and offer right. You're taking your talents anywhere?
Speaker 1: Hey, man, you are there any Are there any billboards
Speaker 1: or signs about your accomplishments?
Speaker 3: And only athletically.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I didn't make the Hall of Fame for a reason.
Speaker 3: What I didn't want to make it?
Speaker 1: Oh right, right out of my way to not have
Speaker 1: enough po That's how we feel about the Radio Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame.
Speaker 3: We're not in it because we choose not to be
Speaker 3: that no one knows anything about it. What we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We don't want a Marconi writers in it. Hey, we
Speaker 1: don't want a Marconi. We actually don't submit the paperwork
Speaker 1: or what happened to that kid last night? Did he
Speaker 1: get did he have a good game?
Speaker 3: I didn't see that. It's hard to find high school status.
Speaker 3: I was looking for it, though, So four to two,
Speaker 3: I know that we do know the score, but we
Speaker 3: don't know how the kid performed. Yeah, I don't have
Speaker 3: a box score on that. So his dad he said this,
Speaker 3: He said, I was glad relieved that my son did
Speaker 3: not play for me because I didn't want him to
Speaker 3: experience the pressure being coach's son. But he also said,
Speaker 3: I was just talking about I know exactly how to
Speaker 3: pitch to him.
Speaker 1: His ass out by the way, Okay, this didn't turn
Speaker 1: on anything inside the dad.
Speaker 3: The long term baseball coach, like this is not going
Speaker 3: to be his last playoff run. The kid's gonna get four.
Speaker 4: Years to do this.
Speaker 3: You know what, he's cheapening in the kids legacy.
Speaker 1: He needs to be careful letting the Metroplex know how
Speaker 1: to how to pitch to his son, because that's kind
Speaker 1: of what he's.
Speaker 3: Doing right now.
Speaker 1: Old a scalpter. They're watching one. Okay, all right, then
Speaker 1: you're gonna be an assistant on my staff. Your dreams
Speaker 1: of playing are over. I just told the world how
Speaker 1: to strike you out.
Speaker 3: There's a mom and a sister involved too, who have
Speaker 3: to like watch this and you know, I guess who
Speaker 3: are we pulling for here?
Speaker 1: So and in the middle of this, the sister's like,
Speaker 1: nobody pays attention to me. The sister's twenty. Oh, she
Speaker 1: might be normal again. She might be normal again, maybe
Speaker 1: not rolling her eyes and hating her family.
Speaker 3: So figure. I thought that was a good yea local, hearty,
Speaker 3: wholesome story.
Speaker 1: You know what, man, I love my sports stories to
Speaker 1: have minimal details, just emotion.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought that was great, really well done, well
Speaker 3: well done. All right? Coming up next, what's going on
Speaker 3: in Dallas? Yes, she did it. That's next on the
Speaker 3: Eagle staff for this. What's going on in Dallas? Just
Speaker 3: a pretty big weekend time. A lot of stuff was
Speaker 3: going on. So I'm gonna walk you through a few
Speaker 3: things happening Friday excellent, Sunday excellent. We'll say first before
Speaker 3: we get to the music portion of tonight, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna play any We're fine. Uh Tonight, y'all know, tonight's
Speaker 3: Page Becker's opening night. Oh yeah, it's our first game tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for those just tuning in. We talked about it at
Speaker 3: three point fifteen. I forgot. We talked about that. Yep,
Speaker 3: Wildfire Music Fest is happening this weekend. Hell yeah, who's
Speaker 3: playing it? Well, Tonight's headliners, Young the Giant, Kid Rocks
Speaker 3: at at and T Stadium. Uh huh wait wait what
Speaker 3: that right? I had no idea and I'm not there
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: You better get out there. Beat beat traffic is he is?
Speaker 1: He gonna shoot beer cans in the sky?
Speaker 3: I hope so. I hope he takes a AK forty seven.
Speaker 1: He's a lot about guns. He's a really interesting dude.
Speaker 1: He really is, y'all. Did y'all know he was the
Speaker 1: guy that facilitated the whole Bill Maher Donald Trump dinner thing. No,
Speaker 1: I don't even know anything. I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: I try to avoid anything.
Speaker 3: I just went.
Speaker 1: He got he got beat up. He got beat up
Speaker 1: on the internet because he went and had dinner with
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. But Donald Trump is really good friends with
Speaker 1: Kid Rock, and Bill Maher is really good friends with
Speaker 1: Kid Rock, and so Kid Rock had put together a
Speaker 1: dinner at the White House.
Speaker 3: It was it was pretty entertaining, pretty fun.
Speaker 6: He was wearing during that dinner or maybe this was
Speaker 6: another time.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: Oh, he's got some ridiculous outfit, just straight American.
Speaker 3: Flag all over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he had got he he dresses like
Speaker 1: Rex was it, Kwondo and these bad boys. But he
Speaker 1: is like like a classically trained musician, right, Like he
Speaker 1: can play like any instrument or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: that he's classically trained, but he's very talented. He can
Speaker 1: play several instruments.
Speaker 3: I've never seen. I don't know, dude, he can play guitar.
Speaker 1: He yeah, he used to do a thing where live
Speaker 1: he would rotate to every instrument the same song.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Well what he's doing is kicking off Kid
Speaker 3: Rocks Rock and Rodeo. So tonight's the big concert weekend.
Speaker 3: We got some bull racking going on, okay, rodeo and
Speaker 3: maybe some lamb chopping what they call it. But when
Speaker 3: they're going and you know I'm talking about I actually
Speaker 3: don't where they rope the little calve what's happening. I
Speaker 3: don't know what they call it. I bet kid Rock
Speaker 3: is one of the most mutton cutting admired.
Speaker 1: Musicians by Eagle listeners, although I don't know that he's
Speaker 1: played on do we play him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3: I bet you flip a coin on on Eagle Listeners.
Speaker 3: It's a guest.
Speaker 1: He just one of the things he does is he'd
Speaker 1: go and this happens with guys his age. But he's
Speaker 1: made country records, rock records, rap records. He just does
Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. And he's definitely like, uh,
Speaker 1: he's definitely which way the wind is blowing? Kind of
Speaker 1: gat you know, It's not like he's got a kid
Speaker 1: rock sound. It's kind of like if he's kind of
Speaker 1: like a skinny jelly roll and more talented and successful.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like me and skin your kid rock
Speaker 1: and I'm jelly roll. This is a great moment for me.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be kid rock kid rock.
Speaker 3: Three to six. I think his name is Bob Robert
Speaker 3: James Ritchie. Yeah, I think people that know him call
Speaker 3: him Bob. Tonight, it's sundown at Granada. I'll be there
Speaker 3: in a jiffy with a stiffy for Electric six.
Speaker 6: Oh there too?
Speaker 3: Are you there? Christina?
Speaker 6: I love Electric six There's so much fun.
Speaker 3: One of those underrated bands on this effing planet.
Speaker 6: Sundown at Granada.
Speaker 1: I think the fact that they're playing Sundown at Granada,
Speaker 1: and they're here about every seven months.
Speaker 3: Means they're perfectly right. They're not here every seven months. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: first of all, I feel like they come here just
Speaker 3: for Siroy. I feel they come here every year because
Speaker 3: they're hardworking. Every i've we've not worked with you.
Speaker 1: So it's what twenty thirteen, I feel like we're talking
Speaker 1: about another Electric six show about every seven months and
Speaker 1: over a decade.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's what's crazy. When I met Sarroy
Speaker 3: in like eight or something, like he knew electrics, I
Speaker 3: was like, you know who electric? Me and him were
Speaker 3: the only people. It's the only person I knew who
Speaker 3: knew who. Like, it's still the same. What about Cash, Sroy?
Speaker 3: Cash will probably be there.
Speaker 6: He's out of town.
Speaker 3: Cash is out of town guy there.
Speaker 1: I planned his life around not being there, and so
Speaker 1: didn't you guys used to get dressed up in costumes
Speaker 1: to go see him.
Speaker 3: I've worn a pope outfit before. Okay, Well, we just
Speaker 3: shave our friend Jerry's head. Yeah, tell him who Jerry is.
Speaker 3: He knows Jerry'sden's brother. Yeah, Okay, they're twins though, but yeah,
Speaker 3: deed Madden can hoop. Yeah, that dude is a baller.
Speaker 3: He's in Washington.
Speaker 6: I don't know is Jerry going to because he's a
Speaker 6: good guy.
Speaker 3: Doubt Jerry. Okay, but he liked too much Jerry talk
Speaker 3: on there. Yeah, Wildflower Music Fest Saturday. We've got Sugar
Speaker 3: Ray and the Cold War Kids. Hell yeah, I've seen
Speaker 3: Cold War Kids before. I thought they were pretty good.
Speaker 3: Taco's and tequila happening out there in uh Panther Island Pavilion,
Speaker 3: Fort Worth, Little John Yo, Okay, aren't you performing this weekend?
Speaker 3: Christ hold on Sunday? Sold your boy? Okay?
Speaker 1: Where I told you you did at the pip Panther
Speaker 1: Island Pavilion. I thought you said those yesterday with a
Speaker 1: Little John.
Speaker 3: Mike Jones and p D. Pablo. Now we move to Sunday. Okay, Sunday. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, Tomorrow night Dallas Stars Game six Sunday
Speaker 3: two thirty. We got a game seven two thirty Denver
Speaker 3: and Oklahoma City. You all enjoy that. I'm seeing Christina
Speaker 3: raise oatmell pizza at noon on the Wildfire Music Fest
Speaker 3: and Richards. Let's go Christina Raisa Pizza right.
Speaker 6: Does not say that you should say Josh Campbell's Oatmell Pizza.
Speaker 3: Well, it says oat Mill Pizza noon to one Sunday. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm musical Festive. I went last year in Richard. It's wonderful.
Speaker 3: It's easy to get in. He's at a park. Well,
Speaker 3: tell us about Richardson. We're from there, bitch, huh.
Speaker 1: J Black Joelson Honeybears too. That'll be fun, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: I'm actually heading there right after the show. They're they're
Speaker 1: giving skin the key to the Wildfest Festival.
Speaker 3: Festival fight coming up next.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: In just over three minutes, we crank up the wayback machine.
Speaker 1: If you've never heard this, you're gonna want to stick
Speaker 1: around the fighting. McMahon's have an anniversary today. We'll hear
Speaker 1: some of it next wrapping up a Friday afternoon. Hope
Speaker 1: you have big plans. Hope those plans include roller Town
Speaker 1: Beer Works. That's the brewery that Ben and I are partners,
Speaker 1: and up there in Salina, Texas. I am actually heading
Speaker 1: there after the show because we are continuing on with
Speaker 1: our yacht Rock Weekend, which includes new cocktails like the
Speaker 1: Summer Breeze.
Speaker 3: Our Summer Shandies are back.
Speaker 1: Also because of playoff sports that's happening in basketball and
Speaker 1: especially hockey. With our team, we have crushable playoff pitchers
Speaker 1: all the time, all the way through the end of
Speaker 1: the weekend. Twelve dollars and fifty cent pictures on our
Speaker 1: crushable beers like the big German, Rollertown Light, the one
Speaker 1: thirty three, all of our pilsners and loggers twelve dollars
Speaker 1: and fifty cents. Tonight with the yacht Rock continuing on.
Speaker 1: DJ Luke Sardello from Josie Records will be spending the
Speaker 1: Classics and then that carries on into tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Then we're gonna have a bubble machine there tomorrow. Yes,
Speaker 3: I love that. That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Bring the kids out, like we pride ourselves on Rollertown
Speaker 1: in Solanna being family friendly, and yeah, they get out
Speaker 1: there and the kids are just running around playing and
Speaker 1: suddenly it's like there's bubbles covering the whole parking lot.
Speaker 3: It is so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So come on out this weekend American Gothic Pizza tonight,
Speaker 1: by the way, So hope to see you out there.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this. It's time to
Speaker 3: go into the bit Stripule worbut machine were there because
Speaker 3: the space noises. Yeah, so today Friday May sixteenth, but
Speaker 3: if you were to rewind nine years, the entire world
Speaker 3: was reacting on a Monday to what happened on Sunday
Speaker 3: afternoon in Arlington when Ruggio o'dor just punched Jose Batista
Speaker 3: right on the honker. I mean so good, it was great.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of times, and especially in baseball,
Speaker 1: there's a fight, or it looks like a fight, but
Speaker 1: guys are just running around put pointing at each other,
Speaker 1: getting separated, and no one ever lands an actual punch.
Speaker 1: This was one of the most hated players in sports
Speaker 1: and a little dude, that's my little dude. Rugnet o'dor
Speaker 1: punched him right in the jaw and smacked his sunglasses off.
Speaker 1: And for years one of the best things about the
Speaker 1: Rangers was just that Nolan Ryan beat up Robin Ventura.
Speaker 3: That was like, that's crazy. That shouldn't You don't hang
Speaker 3: a banner over that. It was great.
Speaker 1: It's one for your kids now, but this was up
Speaker 1: there with that. It was like, you know, and uh,
Speaker 1: updated version. Yeah, And it was really great because it
Speaker 1: was a real punch, got landed.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. Real Donnie brother, there's a real rivalry
Speaker 3: that was that was lasting. We played them in the
Speaker 3: Latifs in twenty fifteen, went on to play them in
Speaker 3: the playoffs in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Bautista retired right after he got hit in the face.
Speaker 1: So and the bat flip was in there was that before.
Speaker 1: That was in one of those years. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: which one it was he did twenty fifteen. Yeah, real
Speaker 1: cocky bat flip. The bat flip was before the punch, right.
Speaker 3: And I think we had an anywhere Elvis had about
Speaker 3: four errors in a row. That was the town of
Speaker 3: sixteen run that we were there. Yeah, the point is
Speaker 3: we had a uh that was insane. Well, the fake
Speaker 3: radio shows features Ronnie and Terry McMahon, The Fight McMahon's
Speaker 3: guys who just love to fight. They sound like absolute
Speaker 3: hillbilly rednecks and they sound like they don't have a
Speaker 3: lot of morals.
Speaker 1: Well, we the idea is these fake radio shows we make,
Speaker 1: we want to prank people that are dying to be interviewed.
Speaker 1: And so the listeners on the prank and we're in
Speaker 1: on the prank. The only one who's not is the
Speaker 1: person being interviewed, and they're just so excited to be
Speaker 1: doing an interview. They just sign up for it and
Speaker 1: they never even look into who's interviewing them. And we're
Speaker 1: also making fun of the radio business, especially sports talk,
Speaker 1: that pairs these weird things together. And so the idea
Speaker 1: of the fight McMahon's is it's skin and I each
Speaker 1: had a Tim mcman impression, and he's a surly, grumpy guy.
Speaker 1: He's our friend, we love him, and so we just
Speaker 1: created these brothers out of his image that were surly
Speaker 1: and grumpy and always fighting with each other, fighting with guests,
Speaker 1: fighting with everyone, fight, fight, fight all the time.
Speaker 3: Yep, let's get right to it.
Speaker 1: In the wayback machine, the fighting McMahon's with a Toronto blogger.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the fighting mcmon's. It's Monday, tas kicking Day.
Speaker 3: I wanted to take it out of the break. I
Speaker 3: just took it out the break. I wanted to take
Speaker 3: it out of the break. It's my turn, then take
Speaker 3: it out the break.
Speaker 4: I don't care, Ronnie, you're listening to the fighting McMahon's.
Speaker 4: What he said, we're talking about the best baseball fight
Speaker 4: that's ever happened. Maybe in American history pretty much dude
Speaker 4: most of the time. Then baseball fights spill out onto
Speaker 4: the field and them dudes don't want none.
Speaker 3: No, they look like dance and art.
Speaker 4: It's like the dude who bumps in you at the
Speaker 4: bar and you square him up and he's like, hey,
Speaker 4: no problem here, and you're like, that's right, bitch, walk.
Speaker 3: Away back, walk away back down. So let me take
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 4: Eric, you're on the fight and McMahon's how you doing, brother, guys. Man,
Speaker 4: we're fired up, man, we love I mean, we hell,
Speaker 4: we were born to fight, so we're about ass kicking.
Speaker 4: What's your take on Jose Bautisa getting knocked the out?
Speaker 17: Well, I'm not I'm not a big, big guy into
Speaker 17: the whole fighting scene, so I think it's it was
Speaker 17: a bit interesting.
Speaker 13: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean you.
Speaker 4: I mean you don't fight. I'm just saying, you know,
Speaker 4: I apologize for my lang. I'm not trying to shock
Speaker 4: in all you. I'm just saying, you don't you don't
Speaker 4: throw down, you don't have hands.
Speaker 17: No, I don't don't choose to do that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't choose to do it?
Speaker 3: You don't choose it shows you.
Speaker 17: Not necessary one of a one off.
Speaker 4: Another man steps to you and squares your ass up.
Speaker 4: You're fighting, right, you punch him square in his jaw.
Speaker 17: H No, And in a lot of cases he was
Speaker 17: a chance to walk away as yesterday, when do you
Speaker 17: walk away?
Speaker 4: Like why I hit you and from behind you walk away?
Speaker 4: It's stupid, I understand, all right, So I apologize. We
Speaker 4: just might have different perspectives because we're about ass kicking.
Speaker 4: You tell us what I'm saw in that bath?
Speaker 17: Yeah, well I think I saw what was you know,
Speaker 17: obviously intentional throw a Batista, which is fine. Batista obviously
Speaker 17: took a run at Odor, which was a cheap, a
Speaker 17: cheap slide.
Speaker 3: I might deserve to get his ass kicked, which.
Speaker 17: Which Odor had a problem with.
Speaker 3: And I think, yeah, you got a problem with it.
Speaker 3: Put a boot right in his as he saw. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a problem solved, right.
Speaker 17: No, I don't. I don't think it was the right
Speaker 17: thing to do and start to fight with that. I
Speaker 17: don't think it was. I think there was a better
Speaker 17: way to handle it.
Speaker 3: What why?
Speaker 11: Why is that?
Speaker 4: What's he supposed to do? Pull out a calligraphy pen
Speaker 4: and write him a damn love letters?
Speaker 3: Said man.
Speaker 4: Please don't try to kill me when you slide. It's
Speaker 4: baseball to fight and sport.
Speaker 17: Base never been a fighting sports.
Speaker 4: Always been guys fight sell their problem. Every sports a
Speaker 4: fat and sport. If you got balls, what are you
Speaker 4: supposed to do? What's he what's his other alternative?
Speaker 3: To walk away from white from and get punched in
Speaker 3: the back of his head by Bob Tosta.
Speaker 17: I think I appreciate your guys opinions. A lot of
Speaker 17: people were would thinks this is the spot to throw
Speaker 17: down and enjoin the fighting culture. But I mean that's
Speaker 17: not the way I think Beach Falls should be. I
Speaker 17: think it's a very If you want to do that
Speaker 17: kind of fighting stuff, you is the market to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now we're on the site I love. I mean,
Speaker 4: I can tell you're one of them dudes that don't
Speaker 4: like the fat None, you're not. You don't got them hands.
Speaker 4: Where do you live, man?
Speaker 17: I live in British Columbia.
Speaker 3: Where's that? That's great? England?
Speaker 17: Canada vos all right?
Speaker 4: Well, Canada's chill, man. I like Canada, our allies to
Speaker 4: the north.
Speaker 3: We get down the fight. They're like, we get hey,
Speaker 3: we get into a war. War y'all coming with us
Speaker 3: or what?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I expect we joined that thing.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, so I'm talking about you like drinking beer
Speaker 4: and kicking ass, and when you run out of beer.
Speaker 17: You got a kick ass, ye know, as much as
Speaker 17: you fellas.
Speaker 3: Wait, shut up, let me talk. You're talking to mayor
Speaker 3: shut up?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 3: Place of this all right, Derek Kay, I'm happy I
Speaker 3: spit it out. Here's what I want to know. What
Speaker 3: happens next time the Rangers and Blue Jays face each other.
Speaker 17: I think it's going to depend on, you know, where
Speaker 17: Josey Batist is, because if he's not in Toronto, which
Speaker 17: he very well couldn't be if you look, if he's
Speaker 17: contract inspires and he's not renewed, he might not be
Speaker 17: in Toronto.
Speaker 3: So I'm gon be on the Paget circuit doing He
Speaker 3: ain't tough, we all know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's miss Allen do the Blue Jays holding
Speaker 4: he ill will for.
Speaker 3: The guy getting knocked the out. Yeah, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 17: You know, people like Kevin Blur are knock going to
Speaker 17: like ruining their door and the rest of the Rangers,
Speaker 17: and it's gonna be there.
Speaker 4: You say, Ronnie door, he shut Rubebato door. Shut out
Speaker 4: with the said I know what he said.
Speaker 3: Let him answer the question. Don't interrupt him. You want
Speaker 3: a piece of this shut out, guys, get back to
Speaker 3: the interviews. Focus. You got to don't touch my brother, Shannon, Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't touch my brother. Only I can touch my brother.
Speaker 3: You look at him the eyes, Shannon, he's talking to you. Sorry, Eric?
Speaker 17: All right, Yeah, there definitely will be bad blood if
Speaker 17: it the next sason.
Speaker 1: When it happened again, filing out on the damn field
Speaker 1: right full of blood?
Speaker 3: All right, Eric, So what's the deal? Man? Blue Jay's
Speaker 3: going to punk the out and miss the playoffs.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 17: I know they definitely turned it off pretty bad. I
Speaker 17: think they can get a wild card spot because I
Speaker 17: think Boston is just too good for them to be
Speaker 17: in first place.
Speaker 3: Man, you don't even sound confident about your team. Man,
Speaker 3: it's like this.
Speaker 4: I was driving in this morning, so I'm jackwaggon and
Speaker 4: f one fifties all over my ass.
Speaker 3: I pulled over and I said, what you want some
Speaker 3: you kick his ass? Hell no, he didn't want nothing
Speaker 3: he wanted. He didn't out his car. He stuffed and
Speaker 3: then he got out of his car.
Speaker 4: Saw the sasamine, saw that I was holding a small
Speaker 4: bat yeah, and I was like it was one of
Speaker 4: them natsticks.
Speaker 3: And I saw I was holding that. He's like he
Speaker 3: want none. I hope he broke his wait now and
Speaker 3: told him to drive the car. I threw it at him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: take you here? Had none road raids there?
Speaker 13: Er?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Whatever you guys drive up there? What do y'all drive
Speaker 3: up there? Y'all drive hogs.
Speaker 17: Like every other country, like big ass four by four.
Speaker 3: Like Bigfoot had to run over with a hemmy no, no,
Speaker 3: but you drive boy? I drive car? Yeah? How much door?
Speaker 17: That's a question. I couldn't even bother answer to the cares.
Speaker 3: Right, And this driver you gotta drive and kill man
Speaker 3: you got helping him out? Shut the f up. Ronny,
Speaker 3: damn boy.
Speaker 1: Damn I got sick man. They got the call real bad.
Speaker 1: I got eric unfiltered cigarettes.
Speaker 3: For five years.
Speaker 4: I don't think we figured out anything except me and
Speaker 4: my brother damn near took each.
Speaker 3: Other's heads off again again again.
Speaker 4: By the way, who do you think's tougher in terms
Speaker 4: of we've been fighting since we were born.
Speaker 3: I'm five years older than Terry. I've been whipping his ass.
Speaker 4: I had a head start, but I would say, overall,
Speaker 4: Ronnie against Terry, Ronnie's got the winning record, and I
Speaker 4: say it's about one fifty seven to twenty nine all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, you fight me, well, I had ready to fight.
Speaker 1: You up.
Speaker 3: Don't talk to Ronnie like that. Hey, Eric, thanks for
Speaker 3: the time. Sorry, my brother's a jackass. Thanks for the time, though. Man, Hey,
Speaker 3: hurry up, Ronnie. We gotta go, come on Cheal bye later, Eric, Canada.
Speaker 16: Wow, way into we Oh, you gotta get him back
Speaker 16: on the show.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time. KT looked our pacifist producer
Speaker 1: Shannon dead in.
Speaker 3: His eye and he said, burn my tongue on a
Speaker 3: Texas twinkie.
Speaker 1: Okay, and we all know what a Texas twinkie is. Everybody,
Speaker 1: have a good weekend. Christina is going to stick around
Speaker 1: and play music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 3: Here you going, I'm gonna get my sock back. Dude
Speaker 3: had enough fun in games that I gotta take a poop.