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Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, welcome everyone, Tobaccloney's Military X File show. Here in
the distant Thundnut Radio Network. This is macma won Well
with a show we have for you tonight, broadcasting live
from the stop at Galley fifty five Water Street, New Report, Massachusetts.
A great seafood restaurant, great Hamburgers and a super dupe
steak and cheese. Sammy, big crowd out there tonight. It's
freezing him. But I guess this is where all people
want to go to get warm done. That's why we're here.
I can't tap dance anymore. Let me introduce you to
the members of the post. Girls. You know what's been happening.
We had an earthquake here and I first thought my
mind was one one's vibe. But you can feel them
more or less. So catch your fan, get your set
yourself down, get your big box of cleans, a big
box of wipes. You're squeezing, and you lou because you
see he had the very famous one one Usta.
Speaker 8: Hello everybody, Hello girls, Hello Mac. Glad to be here.
I heard about your earthquake. I was on every piece
of internet news. That I could find about it, and
how unbelievable it was.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 8: It was rattle, I mean three point eight is that
what it was? Three point eight? Yeah, well that's reasonable.
Speaker 1: It was. You could feel it, you know. Everyone says
it sounded like a big truck driving by my house,
you know. I mean, that's the sound that makes. But
it's also kind of you know, bumping your floor around
and making you, you know, glasses rattle and stuff like that.
But anyway, so the target data still match thirteenth for
you coming back to the States.
Speaker 8: Yes, it is March thirteenth, and the arrival time fourteen
oh five hours. How about that?
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 8: Well you're at Terminal E British Airways.
Speaker 1: I hope all your papers are in order because if not,
they'll just turn around throw you of the hell back out.
So you should be ready for no club tonight. No
club tonight. But I'm so I went wrong. I'm sorry
tone them pole. I went up and run too quickly.
There he is already's pissed off on Report America. It's
a super Dupa International senior correspondent down there. My sister's
tank top thirty eight AAA switch Ladies Team one switching.
Speaker 9: Great to be here.
Speaker 1: That'll be How are you switching?
Speaker 9: My writer's run strike. I don't have much help to say.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, okay, all right, we'll pay them. So listen,
let me paint the picture here. Switch has an orange
sweatshirt on. He looks like he's in that movie OZ.
He's on the TV show OZ. Orange is the new Black.
Take your pick.
Speaker 9: It's a T shirt and it says Monthman Search Team
on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, you'll get your ass beating in prison for that, pal,
I mean just the words otherwise. Okay, thanks for joining us, though. Switch,
now we have to go back to your breakfast because
I saw it. I didn't believe it, but I'm going
to have to give eyewitness testimony. Okay, okay, also with
oh it was Uncle Ally Kitty's pals in here at
the Staba galley. I do it now.
Speaker 10: I'm doing my phone mike'sawan. I'm doing great. Survive the
earthquake the earth.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 10: The thing you got you folks got to realize is
the houses around us are built up on pilings. They're
not there's no foundations, so they're actually up in the air.
So when the ground starts shaking it. I think it
amplifies it more in a structure that's not really grounded far,
so it's the house really shook. I mean my chimney
was moving. So for three point eight it was pretty
interesting exciting.
Speaker 1: The first thing I do, well, yeah, the first thing
I do is I takes lowest and I just go
earthquake with a bunch of exclamation points, which is probably nothing.
That's not thing to do. But then I call Al
and he goes, did you feel that? I go, yeah, phew,
I well bet it wasn't just me. Well, real, real quick.
I last time we had an earthquake. A number of
years ago, I was watching TV and I was watching
a kind of weird horror movie called The Gate. And
it's a movie where these kids inadvertently opened the gate
to Hell in their backyard. Yes, and they by doing
a bunch of things in the right order. It's part
of the list of stuff you have to do to
open the gate, like you have to have a sacrifice.
You know.
Speaker 10: Their their dog gets hit by a car and the
boyfriend's too lazy to bury it, so he throws in
the hole in the backyard. That that's the sacrifice. So
that covers that, and then all these other things go on,
and right at the point where they they opened the gate,
my house started shaking, and the chimney, you know, it
was like an ex closed brick chimney up into the
second floor. I'm sitting in bed watching TV and I'm
watching my chimney shaken back and forth, and my wife
and I looked at each other shut the TV off fast,
just you know, So we shut it off and it stopped,
and then we found out it was actually an earthquake.
Did you think it was Santa Claus on the wrong day? Well,
I just thought it was too coincidental. But to that day,
you know, to this day, if you're going through the
guide on the cable and you see the gate, her
and I looked at each other and go, no, no way,
that ain't happening. I'm not going through that again. So
it was a coincidence. That's LaSure of your life. Out
of the bees, they're dead, right, yeah, I don't know.
They're in they're in there. I don't know if they're
prospering or if they're dying.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: It's uh, it's like it won't beat till the worms
up and I pop open the hive and see what's inside.
Speaker 1: It's like that cat. What's what's that famous physics experiment, Susie,
you would know this. What's the name of that way?
Speaker 2: They?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they put a cat in the box and he's
either alive a dead until you actually open the box.
Speaker 11: Oh wow, when I put a cat in the box
for you, he's dead.
Speaker 1: The point you just heard was a good friend down
there and excuse me, Connecticut, Susie Bastille, Susie.
Speaker 12: So I have, to a lesser extent a Schrodinger spider
thing that goes on in the winter. So most of
my tarantulas will burrow for the winter and kind of hide.
Speaker 6: Once the season's changed, they just kind of.
Speaker 12: Settle down and when you know, they usually molt in
the spring.
Speaker 6: Spiders will burrow when they're getting ready.
Speaker 12: To molt, but it can be months, and with older
spiders it can be over a year.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 12: So the longest I've gone without seeing one of my
spiders was fourteen months.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, what do they borrow into like the dirt
in the aquarium.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, they're substrate in the tanks with them they'll
they'll excavate out a little pole and the arboreal ones,
like the ones that live in trees, will like kind
of go behind something and like web it up so
you can't see in.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, And what do they do? Just corordinating on
like suspended animation? Are they there thinking the whole time?
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like a screen saver on your computer kind of.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Thank you Susie for joining us. Also with
us is calling us from his surro bunker, Agent X
up there in New Hampshire somewhere, X, wake up. Turn
your mic on their colonel, Colonel, turn your mic on.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying not to override anybody else. Thanks for
having me, yes, and for all of you that were
affected by the drama. I had already run three miles,
gone to the gym, lift weights, come back. I was
brushing my teeth and I thought I felt a little something.
Very briefly. I stamped my foot and went away. Immediately.
Speaker 1: You took care of I don't worry about the next earth.
Thank you. Asian accent. He's like Superman. I don't know
if Superman scrubs and teeth, but we're going to figure
that he probably does.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the oil burner downstairs.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, okay, maybe the whole thing went away. Yeah,
funny York Beach. York Beach Main is a very odd
place for the epicenter of an earthquake, believe me. But
speak about earthquakes up there in Calgary, Canada A nahor
to the North Front enable at least. But now it's
a good buddy, Kim Shay, Kim, how you doing? I
hope I'm not in Calgary, but what let me start?
Speaker 5: Hold on Calgary's okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: Let me start, let me can we go right? That's
what's wrong with the stam Peters. Also with us joining
us tonight. Is a good friend up there in Edmonton, Canada. Kim, say, Kim,
how are you?
Speaker 5: I am doing awesome. It's good to see everybody's here
tonight and we're all tuned in on I guess once
you get an earthquake, that kind of heightens the adrenaline
a bit, kind of gets you.
Speaker 1: But but it is exciting, though, isn't it. What What
is your what's your beef with Calgary?
Speaker 8: Calgary?
Speaker 5: Calgary's an awesome city. But you just said, well, you know,
we've always had our rivalry.
Speaker 8: I mean football or hockey, that.
Speaker 5: Just about everything, you know. I mean, we've had almost
had a war down here because of our legislature. They
couldn't figure out where to put. It was Calgary Edmonton,
but it almost turned into fisticofs back in the day.
So you know kind of suits, kind of suits are
are tribe?
Speaker 1: Everyone said, I'm sorry afterwards, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the capital.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, So well, thanks for joining us. Tonight we're
going to be talking about abductions UFOs, how UFOs sometimes
are entangled with abductions, people who are missing, they never
come back, so on and so forth. We're expecting Susan
k anytime soon. But she's holding the top five questions.
So now this is really tap dancing time. So what
we'll do is we're going to go to switching. We're
going to pivot, as the kids saying, have the introduced everyone, Yeah, right, switchy. Now.
Earlier today he writes to me and it's like a
text and it said, okay, here's the full what the
full buffle hog? The full hog, the full hog. That's
all it says. Right, I have no idea what he's
talking about. It could be anything from you know what
you know what. But then he sends me a picture
and it's this enormous breakfast, like enormous, so take them
off there, switchy.
Speaker 11: Well, you know the fans that they wanted something a
little bit different, so I ordered. I went to Bob Evans.
I ordered something I never have before. It's called the
Whole Hog Breakfast, and it is enormous. You get a pancake,
you get a piece of French toast, you get two
sausage links, two patties, excuse me, two pieces of bacon,
slab of ham big enough to be a throw rug,
a couple of eggs, and hash browns. Okay, Now, I
took quite a bit of a home for a later meal.
But I had a little bit of the pancake, a
little bit of the French toast, and some of the
hash browns and uh and most of the meat. I
didn't didn't touch the ham.
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 9: Well, you know I might have it later later on.
Not not big.
Speaker 11: I mean, you know that the sausage was great and
the bacon, but you know the ham, I can.
Speaker 9: I can choke it down, no problem.
Speaker 1: But that's what she said.
Speaker 8: But I want to ask you story I really picked
out on that one, didn't you.
Speaker 9: Well, I was I ate like a bird.
Speaker 8: Actually, okay, everything except head cheese.
Speaker 1: What I love, thank you woman, hang on. What I
love about that is the great creativity and putting that together.
You get a pancake and a piece of French toast,
you know what I mean. It's like it doesn't get
any bad.
Speaker 3: Their intention was to beat the Grand Slam to death.
Speaker 1: I think they won.
Speaker 8: I remember the Grand Slam. I still love those.
Speaker 1: Okay, So switch you told me how much your class,
so I cannot offer a guess, but tell.
Speaker 9: Us eighteen dollars even.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 8: They had a lot of meat there.
Speaker 11: Let's you know, that's that's just be a one time shot.
Just as it was for the fans, it's for the kids.
There's something a little little bit shaken up a bit.
Speaker 1: So he writes me. He goes, if I was up
north now, all of a sudden, up.
Speaker 9: North in the northeast to the northeast, more or less.
Speaker 1: You said this across thirty six dollars and a pint
of my blood.
Speaker 11: Right exactly, and that would be that would be if
I had a discount coup.
Speaker 1: Okay, Then he writes me, I have very special blood,
and then you know, opened up the door for agean
next it was convinced he is superman blood right, thanks, yes,
and no, just.
Speaker 3: Hey, I stomped my foot and the earthquake stopped.
Speaker 8: They have that's all the evidence.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, switchy, I'll tell you man, that looked good.
It looked good. I don't I it would take me
maybe three or four sittings to finish that. There's a
lot of food.
Speaker 11: Well I've already had two sittings, so I've got more
for a third for later.
Speaker 9: But yeah, that's just a one time shot though, so
you know, enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Why you can okay, right, listen, why don't we switch
now that you're talking, can we uh put your bumper
in here and you can give you a report? Okay,
I'm gonna guess here out. Do you remember? Is it
this one on the right page? I think so. Well,
let's see what happens. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 9: Could be at the end of my report.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for another story from the Lost
Annals of the Paranormal. It's time him for Steve Ward's
report from the Fringe.
Speaker 1: Wow switch he quick the bump of their buddy. Wow,
well switch.
Speaker 9: Sounds professional.
Speaker 11: Tell us, Okay, this is uh, this comes from one
of David Politis's books. This is David Politis is the
guy that has written close to a dozen missing four
one one books, and he this is the guy that
covers uh, not just disappearances, but bizarre disappearances.
Speaker 9: These are not people that wanted.
Speaker 11: To disappear or met with uh you know his uh
his neighbor wanted to do him in or whatever. These
are are a whole series of bizarre disappearances. He's covered
them all over the world. Uh, there's a there's certain
certain criteria he goes by.
Speaker 9: Uh. There are these.
Speaker 11: Are so bizarre because sometimes oftentimes they use dogs to
try and track these people and the dogs can't track. Uh.
Sometimes people are found uh deceased in the same area
that hundreds of people have been searching. There's just one
and there's there's certain uh a lot of times are
found there lakes or streams. It's just a whole series
of very very strange uh. Uh they call them profile points.
And uh so anyway, uh he uh, this this comes
from the lately he's been doing uh well, he has
done uh things like the Eastern United States, Western United States.
He does one that's devoted to Canada, and he did
one on hunters and so forth. Uh So he talks
and again he talks a lot about point of separation.
People are walking together, somebody goes out of site briefly
and then they're gone. Uh and and a lot of
times and sometimes people that are found, they're befuddled. They
can't describe what happened to them. A lot of times
children Now, unfortunately, a lot of times children are found deceased.
But sometimes when they find them, they find that they
have traveled over miles over a short period of time,
and sometimes they're in relatively good shape, but they can't
seem to describe when it was they got lost, or
what happened or where they were. So anyway, these are
really worth checking out. Now, this one is a little different.
This one comes from the law Land Air Water And
this one took place in Australia. And this is more
of a this isn't a land based one. This has
to do with a pilot.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 11: This took place October twenty first, nineteen seventy eight, over
Bass Strait, Australia. Frederick Valentiche He's a pilot. He had
a passioned to fly, and he took flight lessons and
obtained a student's pilot license on February twenty fourth, nineteen
seventy seven, and he eventually obtained a private pilot's license
in September of seventy eight, and while working in an
army surplus store, he was studying to get his commercial
pilot's license. He joined the Air Training Corps on that
date October twenty first, nineteen seventy eight. He had accumulated
one hundred and fifty flight hours and he was very
comfortable with pilot c very capable. Now, like I say,
this is throw that particular profile out the window because
this is something that happened in the air.
Speaker 9: And he another thing. I've got a few notes here.
Speaker 11: A lot of times people with a disability seem to
be the target, seemed to be the people that disappear.
And sometimes these people are not found at all. Sometimes
they're found dead and it's again just a whole series
of bizarre circumstances. Now in the southeast corner of Australia, Melbourne,
and at the end of that city is Wilson's Promontory
National Park and south of that park is Bass Straight
and many have vanished there before. Now, Valentich filed a
flight plan to travel to King Island via Bass Strait
and he was flying.
Speaker 9: By way of Cape Otway.
Speaker 11: He had rented a Sestna and left Morvan at six
oh six pm. There were clear skies. He's traveling one
hundred and sixty miles per hour and he was over
the bas Straight at about seven oh six pm. Now
he contacts Melbourne and he says he contacts the flight
services officer Steve Roby about something he saw in the sky.
And the conversation lasted about six minutes, the whole conversation,
so it's nineteen oh six hours and Valente says, Melbourne,
this is Delta Sierra Juliet. Is there any traffic below
five thousand feet And the answer was no, we know
of no traffic. Now, Balentic was seeing a large aircraft.
He said below five thousand feet and they asked him
what type. He says, I can't confirm. There's four bright lights.
He thought maybe some kind of landing lights. And he
said there was about a thousand feet above him and
they said unknown aircraft and he said, well unknown because
the speed it is traveling. Is incredible, and Melbourne said
there was no known traffic in the area. Now he says,
he's flying over me two to three times at speeds
I cannot identify. Blentich said he was at a four
and a half thousand feet and he said, they said
you cannot to find the aircraft and he said affirmative.
And he said, can you describe it? And he said, well,
it's kind of a long shape, it's and again he
commented on the speed. He says, it has a green light.
It's sort of metallic, it's all shining on the outside.
And then there was an open mic for about five
seconds and then he said the object just vanished. Blentage
never used the words UFO or flying saucer. He said
to Melbourne is it a military aircraft? And they didn't
answer because obviously they didn't know, and they said is
the aircraft still with you? And then there was another
open mic for a couple seconds, and he says, it
is now approaching from the southwest and they said, well,
what are your intentions and he said, well to continue
on to King Island. The strange aircraft is hovering over
me again and it is not an aircraft in nineteen
twelve open mic for about seventeen seconds, and then Frederick
never arrived at his destination. Within an hour, search was started.
Two Australian military P three orions were sent up. They
spent seven days flying grig patterns over the water looking
for wreckage or an oil slick. They found absolutely nothing.
A little later, Frederick's father on November first, he said
this is in the Asbury Park Press. He said that
he believed his son was taken by beings from outer.
Speaker 1: Space, plucked from the sky. That was a that made
a lot of headlines. Man, when that happened. That was
like one of the most detailed UFO sidings ever because
you had the guy on the plane, you had people
on the ground and seeing the same thing, you know,
right wis and and they never found that guy. Never
found them, No, never found the plane. Nothing thing.
Speaker 5: Somebody did take a picture of a UFO though around
that area some time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some Yeah, yeah, there was a lot
of documentation to its funny, not funny, but fact that
they never found the guy. Every strange. So you know
what we're going to do, which sus of strange and
take a pretty quick break, right now and we'll be
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He's here, very famous one one hell little girls.
Speaker 8: Hello, Mac, Welcome back to the show. It's been fun
already and we're just barely getting started. I mean, this
is a you know, fun time for all this clowns
here on the show.
Speaker 1: This is the four play.
Speaker 8: What kind of plug for apply or foreplay?
Speaker 1: Also with us is our international uh senior correspondent down
there in my sister's tank top, West Virginia. Sounds funny
every time I say it, switch lage, Steve, What would.
Speaker 11: I'm really gonna freak out if I pulled into town
sometime and that's what it says on this line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't come into times. That's what it's gonna say. Okay,
stay out of Massachusetts. What do you mean? What do
you mean this? Witch?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 1: I took you say that again?
Speaker 11: So if I actually pulled into town, yes, at a
point pleasant you said my sister's tank top.
Speaker 9: I'm getting the hell out of there.
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, dolcome to master awesome with us, well,
sitting here at the stabic Galley where we are broadcasting
Life from a stopic Gallley, fifty five Weshon Street. New
report in Massachusetts, Fight seafood restaurant, Uncle Ale the kidd
he's found produce a getaway driver. Hey Mac, Hello, everybody
be keeping? What's what's going on? What's it's funny? What's
that Tuesday night? It would just be really slow here?
Speaker 10: But now yeah, well, you know, maybe people are you know,
New Year, they're trying to you know, not drink, and
they've already given up on the New Year's resolution to
lose weight and stop drinking.
Speaker 1: So the drive January?
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, so yeah, who bought into the dry January thing?
Speaker 1: Thought me?
Speaker 8: You can?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really did you? I quit?
Speaker 5: Are getting got too many times and like getting tired
of getting his big red toe?
Speaker 1: Well let me just try, let me just let me
introduce everyone. Okay. Cool? Also with us is don excuse me?
Connecticut's the best? You know, Susie? How are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 12: I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I
have been growing out my hair to look more like
Scully for you guys.
Speaker 10: Yeah, hang on, hang on, very accommodated.
Speaker 8: I like it look like Scully for a long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you have the We do have the
special X Files show coming up in the very near future.
So we're all growing into our styles. I guess, Susie.
Everything okay with you, all your creatures.
Speaker 12: Everything is good. Creatures are good. My snakes just shut again.
So you've gotten a little bit bigger and fatter.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, well okay, yeah, So you take like an
account every morning, make sure everyone's still there, like in
a prison, like a count.
Speaker 6: Of I do morning and night rounds.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and if one is missing once, that means
they've escaped, they've been eaten by the others or one.
Speaker 12: If one of the spiders was missing, I would blame
a cat.
Speaker 1: Blame the cat. Okay, yeah, blame the cat. See see
the cats. They are always the source of the trouble.
Speaker 6: Those are the most dangerous animals that I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, good points. Yeah, absolutely right. And
you have twenty two tarantulas, is that it?
Speaker 13: Yep?
Speaker 1: Two and one big.
Speaker 6: Snake, right, and two jumping spiders.
Speaker 1: Oh, two jumping spiders. How big of that.
Speaker 6: They're about the size of a quarter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I've kind of seen them in action. Wow?
And how many cats?
Speaker 6: Two?
Speaker 1: Okay at last? Come okay? Wow? And are they fascinated
by all these creatures in the house?
Speaker 6: They could give two ships?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Okay, all right? Yeah the cats?
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, yeah, they're only concerned with themselves.
Speaker 1: With themselves? Wow? Wow? Who have I heard that before? Well,
thank you Susie for joinings also with us, is down
there in North Carolina as a super fan, Susan, Kay,
how are you?
Speaker 13: Hey? I'm doing amazing. It's so nice to be here.
Speaker 8: Hey, Susan, thanks for giving me the countdown. But what.
Speaker 1: The countdownturn? There you go? Twenty four days? One one
is bad?
Speaker 8: Forty four days? Wow?
Speaker 1: I think the overrunner and him being deported is fifteen days.
I'm just gonna take you two weeks in the day.
Thank you Susan for being with us. We appreciate are you.
What are you wearing tonight? Let me paint the picture?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Look at this Mack maloney. Wow. Okay, nice okay, well
said Kim. Yeah, sorry, okay, that.
Speaker 5: Me and Zuckerberg.
Speaker 1: Also, I it's just switchy. So that voice you hear.
There's a real good friend up there in Edmonton, Canada.
No one near Calory nowhere as cool as Edmonton. Well
let me starting up there and nothing was going to
cut that out. Up there in Edmonton, Canada is a
good friend. Kim Shay, Kim, how are you.
Speaker 5: Hey, Mac Hay crew. Nice to be here, Nice to
see everybody's doing great.
Speaker 8: Nu yep, okay, So how much how much you know
that hockey team doing.
Speaker 5: They're doing fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing okay, they're a good team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're gonna be tough to beat when they get them.
All those lines playing, all four lines are humming. It's like, yikes,
that's a tough team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no doubt. Yeah, the bros Are sinking, you know,
faster than Titanic. You know, they're just they run out
of gas. Every February. They run out of gas. The Bruins.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Russ is crying. Russ is crying here, you know that.
But he won't switch teams. He's a fan, I tell yeah.
He still wears his Bruins jacket and cruises rounds.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's hopeful. He's Hopeful's mists like a lot of
us roll full.
Speaker 12: Really, I happen to have my my Hertford Whalers, Oh.
Speaker 1: My goodness, oh holy hell. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: I had a friend that was drafted to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. His brother played for Pittsburgh Mark Kowski, Oh
yeah skis Yeah.
Speaker 8: Good guy.
Speaker 1: The Hafford Whalers. Yeah, they were actually good. They were
in the playoffs towards the end of their life, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to go to games all
the time.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: That would have been fun. That would have been neat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I get a story, long, long story when I
used to be in big business and I happen to
be staying the same hotel as the Quebec nor Deeks.
It was in Halatford and they were playing in the
Whalers that night, and I happen to be on the
same floor as they quit, you know, And and who
knew that hacking teams bring their kids everybody. There were
like three big wheels in the up going up and
down the hallway and stuff, kids yell and screaming, and yeah,
yeah that was very bad, you know, but they were
a good teams. What did they turn into? Did they
become the Washington Avalanche? It wasn't the avalanche. Yeah, well
that was used to go to the game, Susie. That
I can't vision envision that.
Speaker 12: For some reason, hockey is the one sport that isn't
boring to me.
Speaker 6: Rugby is okay right, yeah, okay, like when men are
violent towards each other, it might be what that?
Speaker 1: Okay, we could, we could, we might be able to
work something out there.
Speaker 8: Rugby is the worst.
Speaker 6: I'll watch M M A too.
Speaker 3: Wow, it was you sure you're sure you didn't grow
up in Boston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'sir.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe how many fights there were outside the ring.
There was more fighting outside the ring than there was
in the ring. When I went, I was like, this
is nuts.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I actually almost got into a fight myself with
an m M fighter.
Speaker 1: What are what? What? What? Let me let me just
introduce agent okay also with us calling from his bunker,
his agent X agent X are you?
Speaker 3: I'm just great and I love all these people. You've
got a great crew. I am. I have to admit
I'm slightly concerned, but one one's layering over Susie and
super Cay.
Speaker 1: Okay, one you may by when you come back, Well.
Speaker 8: You haven't you haven't seen leering yet?
Speaker 1: Okay, where did this come from?
Speaker 8: I'm close and personal.
Speaker 13: How about a Susan sandwich that'd be awesome.
Speaker 8: All right, now we're talking Susan the Ham and a
ham sooner.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's it's this come down. I gotta edit
this an take a breath, so let me just say so,
introduce it.
Speaker 8: Agent X.
Speaker 1: He's in his bunk, Agent X. How are you? How drunk?
I already did this? How drunk are you?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you already did this? I'm drunk at you?
You just did this?
Speaker 1: Okay, relax, So anyway, so we're all here, right, I've
introduced everybody. Yea. So, as it turns out, Susan kay
has a bit as we say in the and what
was it exactly?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: I have some fan emails?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: Oh good, I haven't gotten any email at least I
haven't read any.
Speaker 13: It's only five though.
Speaker 1: We had to submerge everything else. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 13: Do we need music?
Speaker 1: We don't have no music loaded. We're gonna go right into.
Speaker 13: It, all right. So these are fan emails. This first
one is for Mac and it says, Hi, Mac, can
you please tell us about the one and only time
you gave a speech at a move On meeting. You
told it a few years ago, but I can't find it.
By the way, club can arrest me anytime. Pam flying
from Tucson.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna have a walk in. Hey, listen,
I don't want to interrupt this bit. We have a
very special guest here though, Dave. Dave. The owners came, Dave.
Speaker 8: How's it going man?
Speaker 1: Good one? Youzy the places?
Speaker 14: Place?
Speaker 1: Is me tonight? Yeah? Well, is there any reason just
we're doing a Yeah, we're doing a twenty dollars special
nineteen seventy eight cents back to the year we opened
the place. My father bought it in nineteen seventy eight.
Yeh yeah, doing the big buzz. Yeah yeah. During the
b get what's what's the special?
Speaker 15: You get choice of lobster, le Bride, clams had a
Castle roll and the Staba Galley original tips and wings.
Speaker 1: Tonight. Wow, yeah, like four tuesdays.
Speaker 10: One tuesdays, all right, right, and this is the first Tuesday.
Speaker 5: This is the second Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool, I'm coming.
Speaker 7: Let me get clear.
Speaker 9: You're gonna You're gonna like I.
Speaker 10: Was there of those come in Tuesday earlier. Okay, I
guess it's gonna be a walk drinks drink, Yeah, someone
is coming in.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 8: So we go in there with an appetite like I'm believing. Man,
I didn't have had eating all day.
Speaker 1: I had freaking rice all day. That is literally it
rice and salt beans and now this and it. The
smelling here is you know, just so good. It just
makes you angry.
Speaker 8: I like rice, but how much rice can you eat?
What kind of diet is that? I know it's a diet,
A carbonly diet is yeah, yeah, you need my cobs.
Speaker 3: Right blindness is an actual illness.
Speaker 1: Right blindness? Okay, gonna bring me something now, thank you doctor.
All right, so listen, when don't we get back to
where we were? Okay? So the question was, have I
what happened the first time I went to a moof on?
I was invited to speak at a moof on contract? Right?
What is what's the second question? Susan?
Speaker 13: So the second pat the second question.
Speaker 1: Or second question?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 13: The second question?
Speaker 14: Dear Mac, have you ever met someone who was enamored
with mac maloney when you are, in fact not mac maloney?
Speaker 13: This is from Susan Taylor, Medford.
Speaker 1: Mass Oh, girlfriend, I can combine those two stories. Okay,
we need we have time tonight so I can do this.
So years ago, not that far, but it was, you know,
it was some time ago. I was invited to speaking
of Mofline conference in Washington, d C. And I had
never done it before. I'll never do it again. But
it was like, I don't know, eight hundred bucks or something,
and you know, and they paid for my overnight, paid
for my train ride down there because I don't fly
so anyway, so I went down. I was nervous. I
was just talking about this book. Golf was a long
time and I had a little PowerPoint presentation. I went
over it, and you know, I was nervous because I'm
not getting in front of the crowd. So I get
down there and well, the day of this friend of mine,
Gary Olsen, who the big GEO, was on the show
every once in a while work up for the FBI.
I said, take the day off and just come up.
And you know, at least I don't know someone, so we did.
So at eleven o'clock, I have to go on at
eleven o'clock. At ten o'clock, Wow, we're at the bar.
We're at the bar doing shots of Jack Daniels. Okay,
this is ten in the morning, and I go up
there at eleven and I'm so nervous, but I get
through it. I get through it, and it was okay.
You know, people clapped and stuff like that, and then
from there went right back to the bar. So a
lot of in the bar was right in the place
where you were given the speeches, so a lot of
people did come over them. And it was the first
time people talk to me. I said, oh, thank you.
Is something coming in.
Speaker 6: She's bringing Carol for moral support.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need we have Claire. He needs Claire and
Carol and Clari and Carroll. We need another mic. And
this is much more important than my story, so hang on,
it's just just some technical stuff. Oh okay. So anyway,
I went into a couple of fans there and they thought,
you know, the first time people ever addressed me by
not my real name, Mac Maloney's not my real name.
But the weirdest thing about that was this guy had
contacted me who was connected with the Moufflon conference, and
he said, can I interview you? So I said yeah,
and he was something like something like not Air and
Space magazine, but it sounded like that, right, And we,
you know, had emails back and forth and stuff. And
so then I meet this guy. He's very professional, and
he's asked me about this book you'll falls a lot
of time on sale everywhere. And I asked him what
he did, and he told me, I wish I could
remember the three things, but I remember the two of them.
First one he said, well, I used to work security
overseas security for a place called Van God something Van God,
and and then he mentioned his boss. His boss was
Paul O'Neill. Paul O'Neill, and all I can think is
Paul O'Neil used to play for the Yankees. So that
kind of stuck in my mind, and then something else out.
But anyway, so we did the interview. I leave the
next morning, the cab is leaving and I go buy
this huge factory and there's a big sign on it. It
says Vanguard. I'm going, that doesn't look like, you know,
this guy's into, you know, kind of inferring that he
was like x CIA and all that stuff. And I said,
that's a factory. And then we went out on the
Road and there's Paul O'Neill Highway, and I'm thinking, this
is the usual suspects, you know what I mean, he's
making up the shit as he's seeing it. And there
was there's another thing, there's another third word. And so
it was weird. It was crazy. It's kind of like
a weird thing to end this conference. Now. Listen, I
get on the train and as blue Sky's ahead of us,
but behind us was that hurricane that wiped out New
Jersey and stuff. What was the name of that hurricane
that just you know, wiped out New Jersey like fifteen
years ago. People can't even remember. Remember they had like
music benefits for art and stuff. I think it was
Hurricane Susie. Was it? Okay? Well I'm Sandy. That was it.
And I'm on the train and you can see this
thing following the train is in d C. Got the
last train out of d C that they stopped all
the trains and you can just see this thing like
following us. It was like really kind of weird. And
I was sitting in the last seat, last world. Well
one to sit down now Live Radio.
Speaker 17: I'm from England.
Speaker 1: You're from England, Oh yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, right here yep, we're in England.
Speaker 3: I look like okay radio, Yeah, COVID live again.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's what you have?
Speaker 18: No idea what we're doing, sixty, don't say that.
Speaker 17: It's just a weird, funny thing I'm doing right now.
Speaker 1: I'll take this. That's gonna be your and you what's
your name? Place?
Speaker 9: We have you?
Speaker 1: Claire, double Claire? Okay?
Speaker 9: And you Carol?
Speaker 1: Oh boy?
Speaker 8: Okay, Flower and Carol? You you guys related?
Speaker 1: You have to speak right into it like it's an
ice cream call.
Speaker 17: I got it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so are we ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: You ride horses?
Speaker 17: Do I ride horses? Yeah? I have? I like horses.
Speaker 6: Sorry, thanks?
Speaker 17: And big horses.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to take that from you. But
you have to speak right into.
Speaker 17: Who are you?
Speaker 1: We're just talking about that. You have to speak right
into that.
Speaker 17: I got it.
Speaker 1: So you're Clara.
Speaker 17: I am nice to meet you. And your name is.
Speaker 1: My name is Max.
Speaker 17: Lovely to meet you, Max.
Speaker 19: I wish and lovely to be you are, okay, and
and you are I'm Carol?
Speaker 1: Okay? And yet where are you from?
Speaker 17: Bromfield Street?
Speaker 1: Okay? I know where that is? Okay, So what are
you doing down here tonight, girls.
Speaker 17: Hang in, hang in your friends?
Speaker 1: Okay, how long have you been in the US?
Speaker 17: A long time?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? You still got the accent.
Speaker 17: Though I did. How long have you been in the US?
You still have the accent from?
Speaker 1: Where Where do you think I'm from?
Speaker 17: I don't know Native America?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Okay, So what are you drinking there? If
you don't mind me asking? So? And that's all nothing?
What do you hire on life? Is that?
Speaker 17: I'm high on jet life?
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to chime in here, Al, what's that
you're doing? Fine?
Speaker 17: Hey, hey, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: What am I doing here?
Speaker 17: What's your role here?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. This is he's the producer and.
Speaker 10: I could be home, you know, I could be home
with the three cats hanging out watching TV.
Speaker 1: But instead I come here here ful cats?
Speaker 5: So Beekeeper?
Speaker 1: Either when you get away driver? Either one of you
have a UFOST. I ever seen a U four or
a ghost? So you have?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well no, really have you? Let's get back to you,
Dave get Da.
Speaker 17: So you've clearly seen the UFO.
Speaker 1: I've not seen anything.
Speaker 17: Otherwise you wouldn't ask the question.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what the show is about. It's about people
telling their wrong personal stories about running at the ghost,
your fools or anything weird. Yeah like that. Yeah, so.
Speaker 17: Okay, baard in my life. Okay, so tell me about
your last experience with it.
Speaker 1: Well, there's an old joke. I was down the down
the grog, I gave my order to await and he disappeared.
True story. You're the guests, yes, so you have to
tell like, you have to let us into your lives. Okay.
Speaker 17: You sounded like you've seen a ghost.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Curious that I've never seen a ghost.
I've never seen your fault. That's what the show is about.
But we we we talk all the time that certain
people see these things and certain people don't. And I'm
not one of those people.
Speaker 17: What did you say?
Speaker 1: What part of the UK you from?
Speaker 17: Tell us at this point? So I'm more intrigued about.
Speaker 1: Where I'm from?
Speaker 17: Is that more interesting?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right, I've never seen a ghost. I hate
to disappoint you, but I have never seen a ghost. Sorry,
never seen you. I have not, But I've heard I've
heard of you've heard of ghost houses? Can tell us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You mean hundred houses? I mean hundred houses?
Speaker 18: Yeah, just friends of mine that I almost bought their house.
They ended up buying the house and they're like, you're
lucky you didn't buy the house because.
Speaker 17: We definitely did they know before.
Speaker 18: No, and neither one of us knew and I passed
on the house for whatever.
Speaker 6: They bought it.
Speaker 17: And they have a ghost and how would they know
that they're supposed.
Speaker 1: To disclose it. We had a woman on him last week.
She's a real estate agent. And if there's been a
murder or suicide in the house, they have to tell you.
But if it's paranormal activity, they have to tell you. You
have to dis have to disclose, because if you're buying
the house, you have to ask them. They don't have
to exclose it. You have to ask them is this
a honted house? And then they have to tell you
and and but there's but did they time in the
house here? And Newport they're a ghost hunting team came
up before they made the sale and they checked it
out and I don't know. I guess nothing much happened,
But that's what they have to do to make sure
you know.
Speaker 18: Well, these people have owned their house for mm hmm,
and they uh, they like their growth ghosts.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, I think a lot of people.
Speaker 18: He's happy, he's he's funny's mischievous, anything crazy. But he'll
do weird things like to be in your bedroom and
here's something in your closet and closet door. All the
hangars are like flipping.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 17: You would but close on my hang that would be
my right.
Speaker 10: I lived in a house that had something going on
and at the end, when I was renting the house.
At the end, I tried to get it to come
with me. I said, you know, if you can come
with us, come, let's go. Was it a dog or
it it was some kind of some kind of ghost
that and it was weird because it was in the house.
And then one day I bought some furniture and an
estate sale, a big oak table and chairs and a sideboard,
and I bought it came with a lamp, it's really
cool brass lamp. And as soon as the lamp hit
the house, you know, the cellar door kept popping open.
The cat was going crazy. It just went on for years,
and it was very The house felt very warm. It
was not it was not scary, it wasn't And when
we you know. I finally had to leave, and I
felt bad leaving it. I mean I kept the house
empty for almost a year. I kept paying the rent
just for the ghost, well for him, because if I
hated it up here, I was going to move back.
Speaker 7: Like you do?
Speaker 6: You live here?
Speaker 17: Must be weird?
Speaker 1: Hmm do you live here now? Do you live in
newby Born? Really?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Huh A long time?
Speaker 17: Or yes, England it's way more fun.
Speaker 1: No, England's boring nothing one one. This guy one one
has lived over there for three years. He's moving back.
He's so boring, right, one one.
Speaker 8: I hate it here. See actually it's it'd be okay
if it wasn't for the NHS. But four days I
live I live in Limington. Yeah, and I can see
the Isle of Wight from my house.
Speaker 1: They said, sorry, okay, well forty four.
Speaker 17: Days you got the boating cult.
Speaker 8: So so wow, yeah south Coast, I can. I can
see the English Channel from my flat and it's not
been nothing but stormy for a week.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, big wow, big surprise.
Speaker 17: So let me just yeah, I have to wrap because
I need to be someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm not good. Good to hear, Okay, so well listen,
thanks for joining us.
Speaker 17: Really nice to meet.
Speaker 1: You both know each other. No, you don't know each other,
which is lovely tonight.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean I'm always up for new friends.
Speaker 13: Okay, don't be so shock.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to stick around friends.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 8: The places like cheers now.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah kidding, No, it's been really lovely. Thank you
for having.
Speaker 1: Every Tuesday night.
Speaker 17: See you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go. Don't still your drink, I don't,
all right, we you do? We pay those don't tell Dave.
That's really just okay, see you later.
Speaker 8: You know what, Yes, everybody we've married.
Speaker 14: I know.
Speaker 13: But I could listen to her talk all day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, it's funny about that. I could too.
Sounds like, you know, some London suburbs.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I could take it all day.
Speaker 8: Frankly, there's a Brazilian accents. That's what's funny, because she
has filtration from Wales and Ireland and even Scotland.
Speaker 10: So I can take the accent. But the attitude was
kind of a little odd.
Speaker 8: She did want to tell you where she was from.
I was curious.
Speaker 1: She's a spy, I know, not a good one. I'll
tell you people. A friend are like crazy, We're going
to sit Dave down the nails anyway, Listen, why don't
we do this instead of doing a commercial? Why don't
we get right back to the questions?
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 13: Why so?
Speaker 1: I think I answered so that that was my started too. Yeah,
that was my experience down and move on. I mean
you left with the storm was still checking, the storm
was still chacking. And luckily I get to New York
and I get the last train out of there. I
just like jumped on the train. There's no way I
want to get stuck down there for that, right, And
I was just lucky and I made it home. And
the move on thing itself, you know, I'm sure there's
people out there who were fans that move on, but
it was it was what's the word for it. Well,
they had two people on two speakers on after me,
and one of them was a guy, and ironically he
looked like Bonnie Fife from Andy and Memory. And he
stood up there and he said, I am a friend
of Jason Bourne, the guy in the books. We grew
up next door to each other. We went down and
we fished in the creek together. And when he went
off and had his adventures. When he needed help, he
would call me and I've gone over to London and
I've sat with British intelligence and I've done this and
I've done that, and you can see me in the
books and I'm sitting there. Jason Bourne is a fictional character.
Good and they did not grow up in North Carolina.
I mean, but in everyone's clapping and everything, buying this
guy's book and everything, I said, this is like dishonest.
It is dishonest. Then the next guy after him, which
they awarded him like the best speaker at the conference,
was this guy who said he was working in special
Forces and what their job was is to do mack
attacks on Area fifty one. Okay, this is the US military,
scream very or something like that, And that's not true,
because the US military has nothing to do with Area
fifty one. It's it's security for US. Is a private
security for US called hacking, but hacking wat something like that,
very very funny name. And it's just not the place
you do fake at tax On. You know, it's like
one hundred miles separating it from anything else. Yet you know,
he sold a lot of books and stuff like that,
and it really bummed me out that and I'm saying, yeah,
I'm up there trying my best just to explain my book,
you know. And and these guys are full of shit,
and people are buying it. They're buying it, and so
that was there was a little depressing about the whole thing.
I think they should vet these people a little bit more.
But I didn't meet people who had read the book
and like I say, addressed me as macmaloney, which was strange.
And I got out of there just didn't care. It
just didn't just ahead of the hurricane that wreckagerism Sandy, Wow, yeah,
any others. Actually I left a lot of it out.
You know, was there soone supposed to be enamored with you? Yeah, yes,
it's believe me. At this point, it's another show, all right,
Well okay, I was fulfill transparency. Then well real quick,
So we're at the bar and this this this woman
came over to me and she was, you know, she
was somewhat I don't want to say somewhat attractive, she
was attractive. She looked like the mother and the animals
family and h so, yeah, what's your name, uh, Tishue? Right? Yeah,
so with along with the hair and stuff. So anyway,
she says, yeah, right, she says, you know, she's got
the book blah blah blah, says, I have to tell
you a story. So I said okay, and she said
I and up until that point, and I said, oh,
this is going to be good, you know this is.
And she says, I talked to ghosts every night in
my bedroom, but it's the ghost of Eisenhower and Patten
and omb Bradley. You okay, okay, all right? And I
said wow, And what did I say? They said, they're
a conduit between some space aliens who have been trying
to get in touch with me and my sister for
a long time. And so I said okay. So she said,
so we finally made the connection, and the space aliens
wanted to get me pregnant, and Eisenhower told me, don't
do it, and Paton told me to do it, and
so I finally did it, and and and I haven't.
I had two babies in eight weeks, eight weeks, none
of the nine months though, eight weeks, okay. And then
and then I gave birth and my sister was there,
and the aliens came down and they took the babies.
You know, mission accomplished. And I said to her, what
did they say to you? And she said, thanks for
the babies, Thanks for the memories of all.
Speaker 9: The stories you told me, Mac, that is the best ever.
Speaker 1: Have you heard this one before, Tommy? Thanks for the
babies than the babies? Have you have you heard this
one before?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well how can anybody forget?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well we still stay in touch?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 1: Is she still cranking them out for the aliens? Or
I don't thing? I think cranking is an offensive word.
But well no, but in eight weeks? I mean, what
are you gonna call it? Yeah, the gestation period at
the autobum of kids? Right? What is it? The auto file? Anyway?
Speaker 3: So will be the title of your next book?
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for the babies, so wes, Susan, can we
go on?
Speaker 8: It has to be eight weeks? Eight and a half
weeks has already taken?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh my goodness?
Speaker 8: Was that four weeks a piece? Or eight weeks for
the two?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't want to get into that, Susan. Please
question three? I guess.
Speaker 13: So there's another email here?
Speaker 14: Have you ever dressed up in elves clothes?
Speaker 13: And it signed Rudy the Horse.
Speaker 1: Rudy the sometimes on the Happy House. I have never
dressed up as enough.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at it.
Speaker 14: Like there's an add on here that says, would you
ever asking for a friend?
Speaker 1: Would you ever dress up? You know? I could be
tucked into that.
Speaker 8: Maybe it all depends, well, Mark, you would do it
for free drinks?
Speaker 1: Well, what want one? I'm trying to say, I'll tell
you this, No matter what, if I dress up and Elf,
I'd look better than that hust in that picture, because
that's one pissed off us.
Speaker 13: It's not happy.
Speaker 1: He's like, literally the camera, don't look at me, don't
look at me. You go look what she did to me? Yeah,
where's my dignity? Next up? Please, says next fama.
Speaker 14: So the fourth email fan mail says, is it true
or just a myth? That Dave used to deliver food
to you guys when the show first started? Absolutely true,
signed by that guy named Rob from Texas.
Speaker 1: That guy used to be on the show. Dave used
to come up. I don't even know how it happened,
but one night one said I'm gonna call Dave and
tell him to leave the leave the ovens on? Right,
wasn't that in one.
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, that's what I did. I would say that
we're on our way down. We'll be there in twenty minutes, right, yeah,
leave the ovens on, the ovens on, right, in fact,
in fact, this is what we want.
Speaker 1: And be waiting for us.
Speaker 8: It was so i'd be wait for cool. The steam
coming off your food as we popped in.
Speaker 1: It was good, it was very We hooked up, you know,
all the pots fit so and then we did a
we did an audience show up this little studio man,
and it had a lot of fun. You go to that?
Did you come up to that? I was there and
the street and so we called in an horner and
Dave delivered it on the air anyway, So yes, that's true.
I know Susan is a little thing that Dave. She
wanted to put him in, so she does.
Speaker 8: So she's beaming like crazy.
Speaker 14: Okay, got the fifth one, the last one, thank god, Mac.
If the gang found excuse me, if the gang found
itself stranded on a deserted island, who would you want
to cook? This is from Nancy two Turtles from.
Speaker 1: My remember Nancy two Turtles wanting.
Speaker 8: So I remember the name, but I remember what the.
Speaker 1: Anyway, who would I want to cook? You mean who
who should we cook and eat? Who should do the
daily cooking?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 13: That's it, So it doesn't clarify.
Speaker 14: But I read it that if you were stranded on
a deserted island and stabbing, who would you want to cook?
Speaker 1: Cook every day? Well as much, Susie, as much as
we love you, I think you with the with the
trantlas and then eating the mice with the not you? Sorry?
All right, let us serve you. Okay, I think I
think you well. I know X can't cook. I know that.
Speaker 3: I think if you have a microwave out there, yes.
Speaker 1: The easy way. Uh. I think Switch would be a
good cook for a bunch of people. I think one
woe would be good. I have a I have a
bad feeling about this. Maybe you know, I think Kim
might be a cook. Do you cook, Kim? Do you
all the time? Do you really? Could you cook for
ten people? Okay?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I got enough food right now in the fridge.
Speaker 1: And it's important mice? Is it?
Speaker 5: I got some moose?
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, good man.
Speaker 12: Well him, I'm going to a worktop this Saturday on
processing wild game, so I'll be right there with you.
Speaker 1: Soon I was.
Speaker 5: I was a friend just had the process a guy
that shot a deer by his house and he was
getting sick. He had the knife and the poor animal,
and then he was in his guts. My friend had
to do it all. I was minus thirty out.
Speaker 8: I was in.
Speaker 10: I was in line it up in a market basket
buying groceries in The guy in front of me had
a T shirt on and on the back of it
was the company logo he worked for. And it was
some company that processed wild game and the logo was.
Speaker 1: You whack them, we pack o. Wow. Somehow I wasn't
really impressed. I could use that for the Sopranos too.
Speaker 3: Please just know what Kim just said, minus thirty. I
believe him. Yeah, yeah, but none of the rest of
us complained.
Speaker 1: But what what does it believe?
Speaker 5: This January has been above zero for most of the days,
like above zero degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 1: That is, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5: That's it's going to get cold this weekend. THO, it's
gonna be minus thirty. But yeah, we can't wait.
Speaker 13: So if I can add to that. So one of
the riding groups.
Speaker 14: That I have become and looking forward to doing more rides.
It's called the sedge Filled Hunt Club and Rudy will
be thrilled sedge Field Hunt Club.
Speaker 13: And actually they go out and.
Speaker 14: They do different flights of hunting for like the foxes
with dogs and all that. But we don't kill them.
We just you know, let them emotions. And it's a
lot of fun.
Speaker 8: Sure it would be.
Speaker 14: A fundraiser every year. And the next one is actually
coming up this Saturday, and it says for the wild crowd,
enjoy expertly prepared gourmet wild game venison, bear, rabbit, squirrel,
quailed duck, pheasant, and more.
Speaker 6: Trying the bear Susande.
Speaker 1: It was civilized. No one has to eat a bear?
What's a beer taste like? Don't say chick.
Speaker 6: Either, mac?
Speaker 1: What cows? I don't need? I don't need?
Speaker 14: Me?
Speaker 1: Yes I do, I shouldn't. I'm sorry there for a second.
Speaker 6: Let me let me just make the case for wild game.
Speaker 12: They are not You're not having to clear fields, disrupt
the ecosystem. You're having to raise an animal and know.
Speaker 1: But you want to salt to eat bears? How many
beers would run out?
Speaker 6: Don't bears like?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 6: Any kind of predator does not taste good?
Speaker 12: Because rabbit rabbits are delicious.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Dennison is good game.
Speaker 1: I have a little piece of venison once I said,
no freaking away, it just tasted too gamey meadrong horn?
How about Dutch? What a Actually I've never had aught,
but supposed to be greasy, very greasy kind of but you.
Speaker 5: Know, not not as greasy as geese though. Geese.
Speaker 10: So there's Canada geese. We got millions of it, and.
Speaker 1: No one wants to eat them. Why don't they deport
them right there? Well, they were skin.
Speaker 5: You got to remove the skin to cook them. Otherwise
they just taste like you.
Speaker 12: Let me just try quail quails, really goodails, like a
little chicken quail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well listen, before we go to well disserved, well,
well deserved, break here switch. He wants to just give
us a PostScript on his on his report, the switch.
Should I play the music again? Hang on?
Speaker 9: Okay, and now.
Speaker 2: It's time for another story from the Lost Animals of
the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report from the Fringe.
Speaker 11: This is a PostScript to the one we talked about earlier,
and I've covered some of the weird profile points that
separate these disappearances from and what you might think of
a more mundane disappearance. But he Politis writes. David Politis
writes something very interesting in the Washington edition Washington State
Missing for one to one. He said that when they
have enlisted psychics and remote viewers to try and locate
some of these people, oftentimes it seems like they're getting
some kind of blockage or opposition somehow, And that just
is really bizarre, almost as if there is some kind
of I don't know, intelligence or something that is trying
to thwart them.
Speaker 9: And I thought that was like the rep is all
get out.
Speaker 1: Like the phones would cut out or stuff like that.
Cameras wouldn't take pictures of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 11: I guess it's almost like there's some kind of intelligence
behind some of this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you just have a one of his.
Speaker 11: Documentaries is called the UFO Connection, and there are some
a few of these disappearances that seem to occur in
conjunction with, uh, you know, strange lights in the sky.
Speaker 1: So go ahead, I was gonna say, but what would
they want? I mean, I always asked this question, if
it's some kind of higher power, higher intelligence they would
know what a human was made of, you know what
I mean, they will they have to go through the
you know, through the poking and the what's the word.
Speaker 11: Well that they've had people disappear and then they find
them in water and they find the time of death
that they had They hadn't been dead that long, but
they were missing maybe for a couple of weeks. They
wonder where the hell were these people during that time
before they drown? Yeah, so I mean, and there's, like
I said, there's not apparently not one answer to some
of these, right, but it's uh, it is quite a mystery.
Speaker 9: And the way it started was he was a.
Speaker 11: Investigating bigfoot sightings in the Northwest and he was at
a a one of these national parks and a couple
of the employees there came to and said, you know,
we've got a real mystery in some of these parks,
and they started to tell him about some of these
mysterious disappearances.
Speaker 1: They're really strange stories. Man, what's his name, He has
a funny.
Speaker 9: Name, Politis, David Politis.
Speaker 1: The four one one mysteries is that it.
Speaker 9: Right, missing four one one.
Speaker 1: It's very yeah, it's very creepy, very very creepy some
and some of it is just so what's the word distinct?
Not distinct, but it follows a patent. That's something really
very very strange is going on in the Federal and of.
Speaker 11: One of the weird patterns is, and it seems like
a coincidence at first, is that oftentimes h weather turns
really bad when they're trying to find somebody, and you think, oh,
that's just a coincidence. But you know, I've been skipping
around to different books time and time again. The weather,
either heavy snows or rains or whatever, it takes over
and destroys the uh, the searge.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's been a couple.
Speaker 11: Of cases where uh, there's been kind of a blizzard
and somebody's ahead in the That's what you don't want
to do. He don't want to be the first guy
in line or the last guy in line, because that's
when they disappear.
Speaker 9: But sometimes people disappear.
Speaker 11: There was one guy that they followed him that he
kept saying that they were on a cross country skiing
and he kept saying how he had this really bad
feeling about something and uh, and so he they lose
track of him and they find they watch his skis
and he's like zipping down this mountain treacherously, and he
jumps over a couple of these these narrow ravines, and
you know, it's as if something was chasing him. They
never find him, and some of the people that were
looking for him also had this bizarre feeling of dread.
So it's really, uh, one mystery after another, and the
ones that really they blew my mind. Or unfortunately, sometimes
these children are found alive and they've covered incredible distances.
Sometimes they've been out in below freezing temperatures but survived
all right, and it seemed like they were untouched and
so uh.
Speaker 1: Like found them a hill fifteen miles away, no scrapes.
Speaker 9: Nothing, And sometimes they find them uphill.
Speaker 11: You know, there's a there's a book that tells you, uh,
you know what if a child of a certain age
has lost, how many miles they expect them to travel,
And they never expect them to go uphill. You know,
it's always heading downhill. Because there's so many aberrations in
these that it's uh, you know, people they shouldn't really
be ignoring what's going on.
Speaker 1: The people's human nature itself changes, you know, where you
think someone would go downhill for some reason, these people
go uphill. Are they taking up hill? Right? So anyway,
why don't we take our break now and we come
back and again our friend Kim, who has done some
research into hypnosis, which I think we all should be hypnotized,
see what happen. But you're listening to mccloney's Militarysaw Show
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a show we have to know, Thank you Dave for
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this I'm Yelley, fifty five Water Street and there we
put Masks just a great seafood restaurant. So it's really
packed tonight sound effects. Oh you know it's packed because
that's special is amazing. Yeah, yeah, that's really when you
think about it, it's great. So anyway, so we have
quite a show here, and let me introduce very quickly
the members of the plans. He goes. You can feel
his you know, vibe, very famous Juan One.
Speaker 8: Hello, everybody, Hello girls, welcome back to the show. The
show has been fantastic. Tonight finally came out and said
that the UK is boring. Correct, and you said it
to an English person I did for you that might
have been worth having here. The country is just it's
too wet here. I mean we really didn't do our
weather homework. I mean really, you didn't know it's an island.
Why do you think people have the stores devoted to
you know, gear that there is waterproof? Why does everybody
have to look into that Wellies and Brellies, Oh god,
Wellington's and umbrella.
Speaker 1: That's enough to move back right there. Anyway. So one
one thing also, no club tonight. But our senior you know,
international correspondent switch Blade, Steve Wood down there in West
Virginia somewhere is worth as Switchy, great to be here.
Speaker 9: You did down to ask me how much I left
for a chip this morning?
Speaker 1: Well, let's see eighteen bucks, Uh, twenty four bucks, ten dollars,
ten dollars, ten dollars. Oh right, wow, where's the music?
Hand hang on?
Speaker 8: Good for you paying it forward.
Speaker 9: I was feeling generous because I finally got my charge
to Wow.
Speaker 8: Look at this, Oh you actually right away?
Speaker 1: We're gonna be a gon to be a TV show. Wow, okay, Switchy,
it was it was it was the waitress. Something you
had seen before?
Speaker 14: Was this?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's he's a regular lady there.
Speaker 1: Very good.
Speaker 9: Okay, and you know I figured out what what the
hell is not going to happen every day?
Speaker 1: But she's a voice for two kids.
Speaker 9: I haven't really interrogated her, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, all right, switch you good grasshopper. We're proud
of you. Let's see also with us as well. Al
Ronaldo here getaway driver produce her. He was questioned earlier,
what do you do here? Yeah?
Speaker 14: What do you do?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't know what?
Speaker 10: I sit here, I have a few beers and I
uh walk back out to his car every now and then.
He can make it down here. I'm sure he can
make it anyway.
Speaker 1: So and also here is a good friend, Suzy Bastille
down there in Connecticut and the Spiders.
Speaker 12: I am really enjoying the extra chaos tonight.
Speaker 6: It's always chaotic, a little bit extra chaotic tonight.
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, I'm just sad that club isn't here because
this would have really annoyed you.
Speaker 10: Talk about making faces, boy, he would be sitting back
with his mic off, making faces at us, and then
we could have just popped a top ten on him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't yet it would have been all done. He
would he would have just logged out and gone home.
He doesn't have to send me a text.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 9: Od done a bunch of twinkies in that's his thing.
Speaker 1: Also with us is super fan Susan Ka down there
in North Carolina. Susan How just a little dance for us? Excellent?
Speaker 13: Hey, Hi, how is everybody?
Speaker 1: You can tell? Hey, how's Rudy doing.
Speaker 13: Rudy's good.
Speaker 14: It was fifty is today, so don't tell him. But
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be riding him this weekend.
So I'll do another photo of a very un unhappy boy.
Speaker 1: So no blankets. No blanket for him today or so
I left it on because.
Speaker 14: It's been you know, it gets warm, but just a
short window and I don't want to get up at
five o'clock or five thirty or six and go out
in the freezing cold and have to no.
Speaker 1: True, Okay, has he figured out? Is he staying in
his pen? Or is he getting out anymore?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 14: I haven't finished with the hot fence yet, but he's
pretty much staying in finance. It's nothing to it's all
chewed down, So just hay inside right now.
Speaker 13: But I'm working on it. I need some help. You
all need to come down and grab some clippers.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, right, we'll be right down. Also with us.
Is a good friend up there a way up in Canada? No,
not ball, Jim Shay.
Speaker 8: How are you cool?
Speaker 5: I'm great and it's great to see everybody here. And
thanks for inviting me on again.
Speaker 1: Mac Ex just texted me, please invite me again. Introduce
me again? X. I already introduced you, didn't I.
Speaker 8: What? There?
Speaker 15: You go?
Speaker 1: Exactly that perfect? So anyway, so the whole gang is here.
Wait wait, yes, go ahead, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't text you that. Yeah, I like to be here
with everybody else, But I want to remind one one
that when he gets off the plane again on August thirteenth,
I'll be waiting with Customs and Border protections.
Speaker 1: You'd be six six months late because he's coming March.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. See how it goes to make a call anyway,
They are based Queen US Border Patrol. Yes, the customs and.
Speaker 9: And the ones that will be meeting you bounce him right.
Speaker 3: Out opposite field operations. They are the ones that meet you.
Speaker 1: When you get off because he's suspicious. Now with them,
you will okay, everything will go okay.
Speaker 8: Don't worry checking my papers.
Speaker 3: You will be okay. I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1: Don't drop the story.
Speaker 8: Leave.
Speaker 9: Do you think they'll change your name?
Speaker 8: I don't want to be sent back by Actually, just
text me.
Speaker 3: We're trying to get this show done with.
Speaker 1: That'll be funny if they change your name of Ellis
Island anyway. Okay, So everyone's here, right, everyone's introduced, everyone's good.
Would be one one with the w Well, that's anytime
he gets fan mail, that's.
Speaker 3: When he gets off the plane. It'll be John John.
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be so in one one you know exactly. Anyway,
let's go to someone who is stable, a Canadian friend
up there in Edmonton, kimhe Kim. We're talking off here
about John mac was a guy who was in he
was professor in Hovin, but he would hypnotize people who
thought that they had objection experiences, right, and he found
I mean, if you read what he found and how
we said it before. The other guy Brad, who's the
other guy Switchy, the other hypnotist.
Speaker 9: Painter Bud Hopkins, Bud Hopkins right like he was also
David Jacobs was kind of another Jacobs and.
Speaker 1: They did the same thing. And what's really kind of
interesting about it is that and I said this before,
is that they came across the stuff that and they
didn't they are patients that they didn't know each other
had no can One was an Oragon and one was
in Massachusetts. And they said the same things to these
two different people. And one of the one that sticks
out of my mind as I said that, so the
people said that the aliens the Grays had tattoos. And
that's a very strange thing for two people not connected
to each other to say. And there's more than two. Yeah,
that's just a very audience. It's like you can't make
it up in a way. So when I heard that,
I said, you know, these guys might have been onto symms,
so go ahead, can't please? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah. I think using hypnosis has always been controversial,
but I mean you can watch it on stage. You
can see people do strange things and all that. But
I mean I think when it's done in the right situation,
like Mac was trying to do, you get some pretty
positive reactions. And I just wanted to say that. You know,
like abduction, the abduction of phenomena not only has been
retrieved through hypnosis, people remember it consciously too. So when
you take these two sets of people and you put
them together, you've got congruency there and stories just like
you said, so, I mean, there's a there's definitely validity
to it. And if it takes a hypnotic session to
unlock some of these things, just like they use them
in criminal cases, they use them for people that have
been kidnapped to retrieve more information about who got them.
It works, but it has to be done in the
right situation.
Speaker 1: I mean, so it does work. There's proof that it
does work.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, yeah, And I mean the one case
that Mac I think was famous for was the nineteen
ninety for Oprah Winfrey show where he had the brother
and sister on and Peter Faust and he had regressed.
I mean, obviously Mac I hadn't actually seen that. Oprah.
I mean, Oprah Winfrey to me was a pain in
the butt. Everybody tried to get home way too fast
at the end of the day and cause accidents just
to go watch and see if they had some under
their chair. I mean, honestly, she can't put a car
under your chair at home. Okay. Anyway, So in nineteen
ninety four he was on her show with three people
that through hypnosis and not just through hypnosis, like I'm saying,
some of these people had memories. I mean I'm talking
about Randall Nickerson and his sister Glinda, who were both
on the show. And then Glinda said on the show that, yeah,
she remembers stuff, that's what That's why she was like,
what's going on? I just can't remember though. I Mean,
she had situations where they were in her room, she
went running into her mom's room and then just couldn't
remember what the heck happened, right, but through hypnosis though,
it was recovered and Mac was touted as the gentleman
that kind of brought this forward. Oddly enough, I didn't
realize that that was like Randal Nickerson who all so
went on to make movies or films like the documentaries.
But he's the guy that made the Aerial Africa film
ninety four. That the ship that landed in the schoolyard
and during broad daylight and sixty two witnesses and all
kinds of stuff, and that that story itself is just
in Australia.
Speaker 1: Kim was in the Congo or someplace.
Speaker 8: I was in.
Speaker 3: It was in Zimbabwe, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's right, Agent X the place and Kim, I just want.
Speaker 3: To ask you about one phrase you made. You said
Mac was the gentleman. You're not talking about Mac.
Speaker 1: Malone, Okay, relaxed, She's But good friend Martin Willis has
done a lot of a podcast you have all. He's
really looked into that. And the more I hear of it,
the more is that like sixty two witnesses, this thing
just lands lands in the school yard with all these
it's there and and yeah it frighten them and stuff.
Like that then took off.
Speaker 8: What was it?
Speaker 1: It wasn't a US thing, It wasn't not a Russian thing.
I mean, what the hell was this thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Somebody visiting us. And there was all kinds of
encounters around there too that people had seen it too,
So it wasn't just these school kids. There was like
all kinds of other stories that were collaborated with that
showed the same object that was seen. So something was
definitely strange that was going on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 5: Definitely missed left an indemnable mark on all these kids' minds,
Like it screwed up a few of them for sure,
and it's just something that and yet every one of
them had the same story, right, so it's like you
were taken individually, right, Can you draw me a picture
of what you saw?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 5: You know, draw me a picture. They had all these pictures,
they all were the same. I mean, it's pretty it's
pretty amazing to actually to have that case. I think
that all the cases one and had it kind of
came from like this gentleman having his own abduction, uh
scenario will fall out front of him with his sister,
and then the mum even said that yeah, well there's
been in the family, right, So it's like that's very strange.
I mean that's sort of what you know, the idea
of the Palladians and Billy Muir two or Billy Meyer
and that was what they said. They said that they've
been in contact with the same genealogy of people for
thousands and thousands of years following them. So sort of
a strange thing something that happen or what's so special,
but our genetics or certain people too, it makes you
wonder like why them or why.
Speaker 1: But we always say that why them? You know, why
do some people experience this stuff and then nothing nothing?
Speaker 5: You know, Barney and Betty Hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 9: I have a question for Kim.
Speaker 11: Kim is My impression was that, uh, John Mack viewed
the abduction experience is something more be nine, maybe even positive,
whereas Hopkins and Jacobs seem to I think it was
very negative. Did you get that impression at all?
Speaker 5: Isn't that interesting how people get their own kind of
I mean, you can take five people to watch a
UFO and everybody has a different reaction to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And it's it's something like I always mentioned that spatial
temporal location is so important, and I mean we all
are fitting to our bodies, we all have a different
perspective on our reality, everybody because of just of where
we're located. So I think just that mere fact is
going to give people a different especially when you don't.
Speaker 8: Know what it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's funny though that Mac thought it was
positive and then these other guys thought it was like
demonic or something switching.
Speaker 11: I wouldn't say demonic, but just thought it was something negative,
very very very negative.
Speaker 9: And Mac didn't seem to feel that way even with
all the probing, And.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well by the person doing the hypnosis. Yes, And
there's a question of ethics there as well, So you know,
we kind of went through this panic. You know, Michelle
remembers that famous book all of that came out through
hypnotherapy and was complete in utter garbage, The same thing
with that school that got shut down. Hypnotherapist can put
ideas into someoneist has is positive and is asking things
in a positive way. That's going to frame the experience
when they start to remember it. If they are framing
the session in a negative way, they're going to get
negative stuff that comes out.
Speaker 1: Well, what's the best way to do it? Then what's
how do you do it? How to be neutral? Is
there a way to be neutral?
Speaker 6: I think that there is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you'd have to be more clinical about it and
like your own biases, and I think, you know, I
don't think people always do it intentionally, but we all
do have our own biases.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it depends on how you asked the question. Well,
you can have a robot or an AI ask it
good Susan Susie K.
Speaker 14: So I was just gonna add kind of just the
way Susie worded it in regards to how positive you are,
and and it's all in the wording for example.
Speaker 13: Kind of a silly example.
Speaker 14: But so, my brother in law wanted to quit smoking
and he went to these one of these giant sessions
where it's a hypnotist that you know, hypnotizes the whole
room and they were overcrowded, so he had to sit
on the floor. It was like a movie theater, and
he fell asleep and when he woke up he never
smoked again.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Really, he slept through it because it was hot in there,
I was overcrowded.
Speaker 13: He had to lay on the floor. Anyways, it took forever.
Speaker 14: Yes, So that just it fascinates me because I can
tell you personally speaking.
Speaker 13: You know, I've tried this many times, and it's hard
to quit smoking.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I can go to and sleep through it
and never pick a cigarette up again.
Speaker 17: You know, count me in.
Speaker 6: I have a friend that did acid to quit smoking.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, let me let me write that.
Speaker 8: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen. I got to try to get hypnotized because
I don't like to fly. And I went to a
hypnotist and the first seventy five dollars was like they
kind of interview you so and then they get you
ready to go into the hypnotic state. Right. Well, me,
the night before, you know what, was out and get
trashed and I'm like hungover like crazy. So I show
up at nine o'clock in the morning to this guy
and he does a little of the kind of ritual
and then he starts with way back when the Gypsies
used to talk around the campfires, that's all I remember.
And went to sleep, and you know, he wakes me up.
He goes, wow, were you uh? And I said, no,
I just fell asleep. I'm sorry. There'll be five bucks.
And then I'm on the I'm on the plane, like
two weeks later, like screaming, you know, didn't he absolutely
no good at all?
Speaker 3: Can I give a hint.
Speaker 1: With Mac?
Speaker 3: It's the best way not to smoke is to be
with Mac maloney. When you're in the fifth grade, you
steal some cigarettes and you go back behind one of
the buildings and you smoke them and then you throw up,
like you.
Speaker 1: Again, what my light? What color is the sky in
your world? There were there? Stop it.
Speaker 3: I never smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 13: You steal them from that's for me.
Speaker 1: With the fifth No, my father and spoke, my mother spoke.
Can't kent anyway, even throwing up. No, I didn't throw up.
I'm not a Nancy man like you. Well, yeah, you're
throwing up. That's really very attractive to the girls tuning
tobacco eymore so. Anyway, I'll go out. Where are we
in the We are sitting at uh ninety eight minutes.
I switch it's time there, buddy, switchy. We'll put a
little music on the end this one, so listen. I
want to thank everyone who's joined us tonight, and why
don't we stop by thanking the two guests who walked
on us and then they was clear and Carol or something.
Speaker 8: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Cal I blocked that. I blanked, I mean hypnot hypnosis
to bring it back. Nice people nice. Oh yeah, she's.
Speaker 10: Trying to talk to me a crush or something like,
what like, what do you do here? I'm like, I'm here.
Speaker 6: Anyway, we're all trying to figure that out.
Speaker 1: If you figure it out, let me know. Please, I'll
take that. I'll take that knife out of your back
around beekeeper. It's okay, I like it anyway. So thank
you to Clara and Carol for run. Also thank you
to Let's let Kim. Thank you very much, Kim. Now
we will we put the special effects into people clapping.
We can't do that anymore. So this's just clap from right,
organic clapping. I can't find it out. Thank you, Kim.
We appreciate it. And tell Sarah we said hello. Yeah,
all right, I hope her haircut went wrong?
Speaker 5: Yeah it did it?
Speaker 1: Did it did? Good?
Speaker 13: Good attitude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good attitude exactly right.
Speaker 13: And you can be happy, well, you can be happy.
You can't be both.
Speaker 1: I've tried to be fat and happy. All right anyway,
Susan Kay, thank you for joining us and brightening up
the show as always.
Speaker 13: Oh you're very kind.
Speaker 14: I love being here, I love seeing all your beautiful
faces and just WI ged awesome opportunity and thank you
so much.
Speaker 1: Well we love you too. Thank you for joining us.
And tell Rudy we said hey, not hey hey, but hey,
you know, Al told.
Speaker 13: Me to ask him why the long face.
Speaker 1: It's been around since, mister Susie Pastill. Thank you for
joining us. Thank you.
Speaker 12: I now understand why Club is the security chief. He
really does keep you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, he's the adult in the room.
What happened? Well, listen, let me tell you. Let's talk now.
When should we do the X files? When we are
here grow into.
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 6: What do you guys?
Speaker 1: I think is almost there is Kelly, No, maybe another
couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: So I have a connection to it.
Speaker 1: Let's let the red head hot connection files you do?
What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm friends with Rob Amel's uncle. Uh and his son
is Steven Amel, who's a arrow and he's done a
whole bunch of shows.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, okay, let's talk off.
Speaker 5: He shot him on yeah, yeah, to come on the show.
Speaker 1: Right. Well, let's get back to important things, which is
Susie's healing, So it'll be the guy that squeezes at events.
Oh yeah, that oh man, that was the creepiest episodes.
Uh so, all right, so why don't we say in
three weeks Susie like the last third or third Tuesday
in well we want we don't want to say them
three weeks from now. Remind me, now, who's going to
be Mulder. I'm looking at it now. For some reason,
he's looking away, So not him? Okay, all right, Well
we'll find something. I'm counting the bricks in the walls
to pick someone or what, Well, do you know anyone
who's mulderish.
Speaker 6: And we need like the what was the smoking man?
Speaker 1: Oh him, I'll play him. I got that to follow
him out to the car. Well, we'll we'll distribute a memo, okay,
and try to figure it out.
Speaker 3: Because you watch that Mac. There's a little kid, he's
about six seven eight in that frame in my church
on Sunday. I look at this kid. Yes, he looks
exactly like a seven year old fox Mulder.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah? What's he doing now? The two Tuesday haircut?
Speaker 3: Everything else?
Speaker 8: I call him.
Speaker 3: I told his parents, I said, you guys, gave birth
to fox mode.
Speaker 1: So your name is reported somewhere to do it, you
know that's anyway, Well, thank you for that. So well,
that's something we're going to plan in the future. And
also next week we can have an expert on a
angels god repted the works. Okay, we're gonna have a
special show next week. I wish I could remember her
name now, but she's gonna be a lot of fun.
So I said goodbye to everyone. Oh, thank you X,
thank you, switchy, thank you switch my pleasure. Yeah, man,
that breakfast is going to haunt me for about a
week or so. Slam, thank you one one. You're welcome.
Did I thank you wanting? Did I thank everyone? You
were to keep in count? I might, Oh, yes you did. Okay,
thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. And forty four days,
like forty four days in peking those fifty five days,
all right? Wow?
Speaker 8: Keeping count for me?
Speaker 1: Yep, that's great, that's great. That's Wait till you come
back here, dude, I mean, wait, do you see what's
going on here? Anyway? Thank you? Why I get to
the plugs. First of all, we have to say this
every once in a whiles. We have to apologize for
the fact that Apple and then Spotify and a couple
of of our platforms put these ads in just kind
of help the skelter. They don't, can they don't. We
have nothing to do with them. Because they carry us
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That's very important because these days you have to honor
our veterans and we end they be show by saying
that John McCain was not a loser. He was a
law hero. You don't make fun of people like that
no matter what, you honor them. So this is Mac
for the entire gang saying and tee, here's next time,
be safe, be happy and bye bye.
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Speaker 8: Hey.
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Speaker 21: I'm the only one to blame for this. Somehow, it
all adds up the scene soaring on the wings of pride.
I flew too high like a Recycleice Life, Life, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie.
I can't be held responsible for blown behavior.
Speaker 5: I lost all contact with.
Speaker 1: My former savior.
Speaker 5: No one locked me out because I.
Speaker 22: Failed to phone up.
Speaker 5: I can't be in the live forever like a lorna.
Speaker 2: Thank God.
Speaker 1: It's easy to be sad when you lack a partner.
Speaker 8: How would I react to a broken hard now?
Speaker 22: It ain't really true rock and roll unless sound hanging
on to you when I hoard it next time, don't
let go the cause. Don't let go the cause, don't
let go the phone.
Speaker 23: Don't let go.
Speaker 22: I'm not playing on them. I mean I'm going on.
Speaker 1: Side night.
Speaker 23: Don't let go don't let, don't let the don't let.
Speaker 15: That's all pass for life, It's just a mind.
Speaker 16: But you want to take a ship.
Speaker 13: A thing started so in my life getting.
Speaker 24: Down way, so they get the foot of honey and
then some.
Speaker 13: Day don't let go.
Speaker 16: Let a boo.
Speaker 23: Lad story.
Speaker 16: To getttttttt.
Speaker 24: It's been so long since I've seen her face. I
play She's to in fine. I still rickcome.
Speaker 1: Our side last day?
Speaker 23: How it hurt so bad to.
Speaker 8: See her cry?
Speaker 15: I didn't want to.
Speaker 21: Say a good.
Speaker 1: Send him by the the movies remains, Send him my the.
Speaker 5: Roses never came.
Speaker 22: Send them my live.
Speaker 1: Save more world, say all boos.
Speaker 21: Lost in the sky.
Speaker 1: She needed so much more.
Speaker 15: Than I could. We knew that love cannot better. A
broken hearts can alway. Ma, how'd heart so bad to
see her crime?
Speaker 24: I didn't want to say good bye?
Speaker 15: Send them my love, Mambley's remain, Send.
Speaker 23: Him my love.
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