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Speaker 2: Howdy. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, the

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daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the comedy industry.

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A sentence the algorithm loves. We're gonna find out how

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good my noise reduction and plug in is because I

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But that's not why you're here. You're here to learn

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more about Colin Jost and Pete Davidson's Ferry Well good news.

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Colin Jost was on the SmartLess podcast and says it's

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very misreported that the Fairry is some sort of crazy

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money pit. Colin said, I joke about it a lot,

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but we've done some events on it where we've already

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made back the money we've invested in, the money we've

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spent on stuff to dock it and all that. Colin

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says that the John F. Kennedy is the same ferry

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he often took when commuting to high school. He said,

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it was usually the seven am ferry that I took

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because I went up to this high school called Recha's

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High School that's up on the Upper east Side. I

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didn't know, Colin jo just went to regis interesting and

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it's free if you get in. It's a really great school.

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All right. What are you gonna do with the ferry now?

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Colin Joe said, they want to use it either as

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an event space or an entertainment venue. But it's been

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a long process to try and find a place to

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dock it. Colin says, I was thinking in a real

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estate way, if you put it somewhere, it's seventy thousand

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square feet. So I was like, if you put that

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on a dock in Manhattan, you've suddenly got basically a

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building on the waterfront. There also may be an altruistic

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version of this. Colin said, growing up in Staten Island,

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I went to this place called the Great Hill Swim Club.

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It was a swim club where people would just go

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and the kids could all hang out, the adults could

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hang out. I could imagine creating a place like that

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that's not a weird, fancy members club, but is actually

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more middle class in Manhattan. That's never gonna happen. Let

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me know when that happens.

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Speaker 3: Colin.

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Speaker 2: He imagined a swimming board on the deck and a

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seasonal transfer to Miami to take advantage of Florida's sunny winters.

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There's no way a ferry is going all the way

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down to Florida. None of that is going to happen. Ever.

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Tim Hideker caught up with The Hollywood Reporter the topic

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taking over info wars Highecker's and said, it's been a

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wild ride. I've been involved behind the scenes for several months.

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I love playing with these people, and I've been following

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Alex Jones and the QAnon stuff for so long. I

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offered my help and heard nothing, because at that point

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it was kind of a stalemate. But it came back

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again last fall. There was a new energy behind it

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and they reached out to me. My initial thought was, Yeah,

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if you get this thing, it'll be fun for a

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little while. But then what where do you take it?

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How do you continue to jab at him? But maybe

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not in a direct satirical way. The idea from Tim

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what the world needs right now is a home for

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the people who used to make shows on Adult Swim

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in Comedy Central and are now scattered around social media

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making great stuff that isn't curated and certainly not funded.

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Could the ultimate joke be that this turns into a

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place for thriving creativity and humor and goodwill. Not Hackey

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stand up Specials, Not Rambling, four hour conspiratorial podcast by

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people who do sets at the comedy store Good Stuff.

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Robbie Hoffman was on the Not Skinny but Not Fat

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podcast and said, I'm the boy in my relationship. I

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pay a lot when somebody else is paying. It's unusual

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for me. Robbie said, when she travels solo for work,

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she likes to keep things low key. But when her wife,

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Gabby comes along, that's when I splurge. We're pressing play

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on the movie at the same time as a whole

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different experience, Robbie said, Gabby is a first class woman.

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People don't want to see gabbin me necessarily an economy.

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They want a dream. We've been at it, They've seen us,

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and they're like, hard work does not pay off at all,

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Like the American dream is that dead. King Charles visited

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the United States this week. That leads to all sorts

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of stories that we're going to talk about. Let's start

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with some jokes from Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 4: The King of England is in the United States, King

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Charles and Queen Camilla are here to visit President beef

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on Wellington. And also they have quite an itinerary. They're

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going to New York. They're making a stop at the

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Wisconsin Dells. They're going to a screening of the Delaware's

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product to at the Burbank amc and I guess they're

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wrapping it up with a fish concert in Vegas at

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the Sphere. Trump has a particular affinity for the royal family,

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and so in Washington they pulled out all the stops

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to welcome the King and Queen. The Department of Transportation

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The British flag turned out to be the Australian flag. Well,

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they had to take them all down and swap them out. Somehow,

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they they managed to screw everything up. It was a

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literal false flag operation going on there. Yesterday, the Royals

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joined the Trump's for afternoon tea, and boy, would I

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love to be a fly on the cucumber sandwiches for

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that conversation. No way, Trump was drinking tea, right. I

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bet they boiled some diet coke and put it in

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a cup for him. King Charles delivered a speech today

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before a joint session of Congress. His goal in this

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trip is to try to calm transatlantic tensions. Trump heard

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this ease and the Atlantic is transit out too now.

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Speaker 2: In this next section, the President was talking about his

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own parents and how they were together for sixty three years.

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to make it that long. Kimmel had some thoughts about that.

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Speaker 4: Trump was very excited about hosting the King, and a

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lot of it is because Trump's mom was a great

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fan of the royal family.

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Speaker 3: My wonderful mother, Mary McLeod. She came to America at

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nineteen met my incredible father. We loved him so much.

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We all loved him, We loved her, We loved him

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Fred and they were married for sixty three years. And

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excuse me, if you don't mind, that's a record we

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won't be able to match, Darling.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, just not going to work out that way.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, did he just make a joke about

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his death?

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Speaker 2: We should be fired for that.

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Speaker 4: Only Donald Trump would demand I be fired for making

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a joke about his old age. And then a daily

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go out and make a joke about his own all day.

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Speaker 2: Adam Carolla has come to Jimmy Kimmel's defense about that

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whole backlash from the expectant widow joke. Corolla and I

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agree with this said, that's a pretty typical roast joke.

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It's also a trope any younger, beautiful woman who's married

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to an older guy, especially if the guy's rumored to

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be sort of douchey. You'd make that joke at any roast.

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Send your letters to Adam Carolla. Ted Cruz, sticking up

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for Jimmy Kimmel sort of, I had mentioned that the

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FCC was possibly, perhaps maybe looking at the Disney TV licenses.

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Ted Cruz said, it is not government's job to censor speech,

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and I do not believe the FCC should operate as

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the speech police. Stephen Colbert was profiled by The New

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York Times. I'm holding on to most of it for

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the week of Colbert's last show, but one thing that

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came up is that after the first few months on

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the Late Show, his producer encouraged him to lean back

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into politics. Colbert said, at first the plan was to

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back away from politics after leaving the Colbert rapport. Stephen

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topical because I didn't want to have to engage with

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what I saw was an increasingly contentious public discourse, and

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the audience. But after the twenty sixteen National Party conventions

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gave Colbert an opportunity to do politics, Steven said he

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felt like Clint east Wood in Unforgiven. He buried his guns,

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and I'm like, you know, I buried those guns. I

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was talking to Paul Zanello, he's one of my oldest

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friends and one of my producers here, and he's like,

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you're having fun. People love to see that. And I said,

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but that means I gotta go dig up the guns.

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And he says, buddy, that's the part the audience wants

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to see. Josh Johnson had some jokes about the ballroom.

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He told these on The Daily Show and told them

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much better than I will. But Josh said, I can't

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believe they dissolved dose right before Trump demanded a four

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hundred million dollar ballroom. It's like how the Michael Jackson

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movie ended, right before he starts some molesting. You just

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went ahead and skipped all the important stuff. Huh. Honestly,

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as soon as I heard about the ballroom, I knew

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we had end up paying for it, Like Trump is

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the type of dude to win and dine you and

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then forget his wallet. One more, Josh said. Don't get

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me wrong, with so many seniors getting scammed in America,

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I'm glad one of them is turning the tables. I

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just don't want it to be on us.

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Speaker 4: Comedy stock Market.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Burt Reynolds Voice of the Comedy stock Market.

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That really is Burt Reynolds AI voice properly licensed. Don't

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worry about that. Talk to his estate. I don't know.

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I just saw it available. I went, yeah, all right,

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I'll use Burt Reynolds. That's fun, all right. This week's

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Comedy stock Market is looking ahead to next week. It's

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the Netflix is a Joe Comedy Festival, and I've got

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some buy recommendations. Let's buy even some more Osco at

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Cotska because I've seen her latest hour and when she

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does it in LA in front of all the fancy

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press people, people are gonna notice because this hour is

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really good. She's part of the festival. So let's buy

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some more Otsco. Let's buy some Dave Chappelle. I know

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it's obvious. It's like me telling you to buy I

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don't know apple stock, but yeah, let's buy Dave Chappelle.

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He announced three shows at the festival. They're gonna be great.

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Everyone's gonna be like Dave's awesome. Some people are gonna

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get mad at some things, he says. You listen to

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the show, you know how this all goes. So yeah,

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let's buy some Dave Chappelle. Let's buy some more Flight

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of the Concords. I just got a feeling. Yeah, okay,

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maybe the tickets aren't quite six hundred and ten dollars anymore,

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but market correction. To me, that was always absurd. But

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I think people are gonna be really happy that those

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guys are back. And I've got one more on the

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comedy stock market. I didn't realize how funny this next

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person is. But here's who we're gonna buy, King Charles.

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I'll play in a clip in a second, But those

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are your recommendations this week by Osco at Coonska by

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Dave Chappelle. Buy Flight of the Concords by King Charles,

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No sells Johnny Macker you had a good mood for once.

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I know, right, Nope, no seals this week, all buys,

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All right, King Charles is actually really funny. He gave

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some great speeches. You can hear them all on the

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Palace Intrigue podcast. I'm the writer on that one. I

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was quoted in USA Today, and man other aggregators aggregated

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the USA Today article. I'm in like all these publications

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all of a sudden because I am, of course a expert,

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which makes me smile. But I've also been writing the

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podcast for seven years. At this point, I really do

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know more about the British royal family than your average American. Now,

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your average brit not at all. But for a kid

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from Queen's I'm pretty good anyway. King Charles is hilarious.

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Let's listen this said.

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Speaker 1: French friends can feel equally at home with a glass

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at a map. Indeed, you recently commented, mister President, that

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if it were not for the United States, European countries

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would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it

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wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how King Charles would feel about a

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recent show. Jenny Zigrino did. She dressed up as King

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George the Third. Yeah, that guy, the one we broke

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up with. Two hundred and fifty years ago, Jenny was

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hosting a historical late night talk show called History Tonight.

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a tour guide on the Freedom Trail. Rob Bla George's

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sidekick former Prime Minister George Grenville. All the comics on

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the bill dressed as historical figures. Jenny explained, when I

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first moved to Boston for college, for Halloween, I dressed

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which I was pretty mad about. Jenny is a history buff.

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Comedy Central's digital channel in twenty eighteen, chronicling the contributions

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of mostly unheritled women. She says she wants to get

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back to some of her historical roots. She said, I'm

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just gonna embrace it. I've always loved history, so why

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not just do it now. Even though she might have

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an Revolution era powdered wig on it doesn't mean she

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can't comment on current events. She said. It might even

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offer a better perspective. To talk about things like the

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no King's protests, she said, and send her letters to her.

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You guys don't want a king, but you have a

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mad king in office because you're a character. If you're

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more leeway in what you could say. Having King George

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the Third, especially in drag because I'm a drag king

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talking about this, it's more impactful than it was just

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me on stage doing it. Love it cultured magas and

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put out there Cultured one hundred. One of the Cultured

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one hundred is Caleb Heroon. They asked Caleb what keeps

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you up at night, and Caleb said, the size of

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the oceans in outer space. I have to lie on

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myself when it comes up. I think about black holes

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and I get scared and then I go, that's a myth, buddy,

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go to sleep and that helps, all right, Caleb, what

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are you looking forward to this year? Eating a grilled

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hot dog by a lake with just a tiny little

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sunburn this summer. Name and influence of yours that might

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surprise people, Caleb told the Culture Monique. Growing up, my

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dad showed me a lot of stand up by straight guys,

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and I liked it. When I saw Monique's Queens of

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Comedy set. She was outrageous and quick and fat and

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sexy and confident. I just couldn't look away. And then

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she does precious legend in every sense of the word.

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And if you're in New Zealand, the New Zealand Comedy

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Festival has kicked off, taking place all month long now.

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The folks at stuff dot co dot Nz your home

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for New Zealand. Comedy News asked some of the comedians

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performing who they would go see. Courtney Dawson says, to

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go see the Coro Conicles by Hated Dawson, who happens

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to be her dad. Apparently her dad was always the

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cool dad growing up all right. Abby Howell says, go

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see nos Feratu looking for Love. It's funny, weird, I've

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seen it multiple times. Rhanna McCall dresses up as no

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s Faratu night after night with bald cap, white paint

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and full turtleneck under theater lights. She's a madman. That's fun.

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Jerome Chandra Hazen says, go see Zach and Liza bought

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a gun. He says, I've never heard anyone else extole

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the virtues of Bucky's gas stations for ten minutes and

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have the entire room enthralled. Joe Damon said, I'd like

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to recommend Sean Collier, who I believe his hands down

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one of the best comedians of the country. He juggles

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being a full time lawyer and recently moved to Australia

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for better prospects. It is absolutely killing it. He's still

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young and will be in his twenties when he hits

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a decade in comedy. Felicity Ward also says Rihanna and

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McCall on that no s Faratu show, so I will

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have to keep an eye on that. And also Tom Sainsbury,

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an irresistible charmbag that manages to somehow unlock every forgotten

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memory of the eighties and nineties childhood experience. The New

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Zealand International Comedy Festival today through the twenty fourth in

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Auckland and Wellington. One of these years I'm gonna do

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is like some massive international comedy festival tour. But this

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year I'm not even going to Los Angeles. I wanted

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to go, but my daughter who's out there, is home

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from college in two weeks and you heard me tell

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the story already. Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

