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Speaker 1: Let's begin in Orange City, Old Orange City. We got
Speaker 1: a funny, funny story about Orange City, and that's why
Speaker 1: we pronounce it like that. It's very easy to if
Speaker 1: you try to just gloss over the you know, say
Speaker 1: it too fast. Yeah, he did say it to yourself
Speaker 1: right now, or I don't even want to say it fast,
Speaker 1: because then that.
Speaker 3: That funny story talkover fers to happens during a life remote.
Speaker 1: Probably twenty five years ago, yes, if not, yeah, about
Speaker 1: twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3: A guy you mentioned earlier in the show was involved
Speaker 3: in that as well, wasn't he?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah yeah he was. You know what, we got
Speaker 2: a second you do.
Speaker 1: He was out at a place in Orange City and
Speaker 1: he was talking to is pulling the curtains back and
Speaker 1: going way way old school yere. He's talking to just
Speaker 1: playing Mark and Zippy, the Happy Prize guy.
Speaker 3: A couple of guys who used to work here.
Speaker 1: Ah, they did our mornings and then went to she
Speaker 1: one hundred point three after that. But he was talking
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 4: And today it's it's not shut in about here, and
Speaker 4: let's just say, uh, camping World in Orange City. But
Speaker 4: every time he said it, he said it too fast
Speaker 4: and it came out Orange Shi, and it was it
Speaker 4: was epic because they said, damn, dad, you cut out?
Speaker 3: Where are you?
Speaker 1: Because it was the days when you'd use a microphone
Speaker 1: live on plane?
Speaker 3: Where are you again? He goes all an Orangey're like, god, no.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's the best dude.
Speaker 3: Anyway. There's a curio shop called Wicked Wonderland in Orange City.
Speaker 2: We need to you know what for our off the
Speaker 2: air okay next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The owners of the shop, Kimberly Shopper, and another
Speaker 3: woman named Ashley Lelasy, were arrested in charged with the
Speaker 3: purchase and sale of human organs and tissue, which I
Speaker 3: guess was being marketed through Wicked Wonderland. They've been looking
Speaker 3: into this place going back to December twenty twenty three
Speaker 3: when they received a tip regarding the business within the
Speaker 3: city attempting to quote sell human bones on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3: How do you advertise that on Facebook marketplace?
Speaker 1: No? No, I heard that. You just asked exactly what
Speaker 1: you have? Two human skull fragments. Those are ninety dollars.
Speaker 1: That's what I was asking Pat, not where it was
Speaker 1: because you just told me. But I'm saying, wait, so
Speaker 1: you actually go on and say they're human bones.
Speaker 3: That is the most you need. A clavicle that's also
Speaker 3: ninety bucks. A human rib you could get from them
Speaker 3: for thirty five bucks. What do you do with the clavicle?
Speaker 3: Like maybe play ping pong with that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, it's you've seen a classical right like
Speaker 1: I have an X rays you can maybe use his
Speaker 1: skip it out a lake like a like a stone.
Speaker 3: Easier use a stone, it's free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true than the thirty dollars a shore of.
Speaker 3: The the river stream or lake.
Speaker 2: Maybe boomerang dog fetched to.
Speaker 3: A human vertebrae thirty five bucks, partial human skull six
Speaker 3: hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we saw a glimpse of this story, and we're
Speaker 2: kind of both. Is this real?
Speaker 1: As I thought about it, more than like, who's the
Speaker 1: who's the purchasee of this? Who's and for what reason
Speaker 1: other than just you're a little off soup?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, if you buy, if you if.
Speaker 1: You're true, certain nationalities when they cook fish soup, they
Speaker 1: put the head in there. It's fish head soup. So
Speaker 1: with this, the bone gives it a broth. You're implying
Speaker 1: cannibalistic tendencies, which I would think if you're a true cannibal,
Speaker 1: you would you would want the whole of the remains
Speaker 1: to cook down in your pot. Yeah, you want the
Speaker 1: meat on the bone. You might already have that in
Speaker 1: the free Okay, let's just move on. This was already
Speaker 1: screwed up that they did it. Now we're getting into
Speaker 1: our twisted minds.
Speaker 3: There was an interesting situation in Disneyland out on the
Speaker 3: West coast. In Disneyland's New Orleans Square, Uh Saturday night,
Speaker 3: after a fully nude man appeared and climbed onto the
Speaker 3: awning of the New Orleans themed restaurant and presided and
Speaker 3: proceeded to put on a little show to dance right
Speaker 3: Tianna's Palace, New Orleans style eatery.
Speaker 1: So so he went to the parks fully closed, obviously.
Speaker 3: Closed, came off some at some point while he was
Speaker 3: within the confines of Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Is there a blurred out picture this guy up on
Speaker 1: the awning. There's god, Yeah, there's video. There's actually uncensored
Speaker 1: video for those who really that's a guy who buy
Speaker 1: you know, clavical and other things. Whacko, it's Disneyland. That's
Speaker 1: California's version of did Disney. Whoa, there are kids everywhere.
Speaker 3: The man was thought to be under the influence of narcotics.
Speaker 1: Narcotics, yeah, somebody, I can't read this, but it was
Speaker 1: off of our Orange City. And yes, everybody figured out
Speaker 1: what side show Dan was saying. Because if you say
Speaker 1: Orange here's a little fun fact for your morning. Say
Speaker 1: Orange City too fast, and yeah, it's a totally different place.
Speaker 3: We do.
Speaker 1: Why is it those of and I know we're local
Speaker 1: and we're able to do this. We have the right
Speaker 1: to do it because we live here. But some of
Speaker 1: us denigrate and say dispara, disparaging things about our own
Speaker 1: towns that we live in. Yeah, this one, this is
Speaker 1: that's what I call the I live here in Orange City,
Speaker 1: and that's what I call it. Is Orange whatever. If
Speaker 1: it is that way, why do you live there? Somebody
Speaker 1: else should be proud of your town. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't hear Taco talk crap about winter Park. He's
Speaker 3: the unofficial mayor of winter Park.
Speaker 2: I live in Maitland. But yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: We had a listener what last week refer to Titusville.
Speaker 1: That's hippatitis. Yeah, that's disparaging place. Do we have a
Speaker 1: ton of listeners? I will fully concede.
Speaker 3: Did. I live in Longwood and we do have a
Speaker 3: bunch of heathens in Longwood, and many of them there's
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that. They're just heathens and proud of it.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't make Longwood a bad place.
Speaker 1: But does it have a nickname? Is that what you're
Speaker 1: called Longwood? I mean, yeah, the possibilities are endless. Somebody
Speaker 1: said that two G five two six, the text on
Speaker 1: West Borland collects human bones.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Good for him? Yeah, you know, whatever floats
Speaker 3: your boat. Finally, scientists revealing some more information in research
Speaker 3: that they've been doing on dolphins, wild dolphins and in
Speaker 3: fact Amazon river dolphins. In this case, apparently they have
Speaker 3: an additional form of communication where they use fountains of pea.
Speaker 3: Fountains of pea. Oh, they likely on their back. A
Speaker 3: male will turn on its back at the water surface
Speaker 3: and eject a stream into the air. Have done and
Speaker 3: almost seventy percent of the time, the team reported. The
Speaker 3: research team reported that a nearby male receiver approaches this
Speaker 3: spontaneous fountain. I think we got homosexual dolphins here. I
Speaker 3: don't think I think this is a I mean, we
Speaker 3: weren't going to townshame a minute ago. Why are we
Speaker 3: going to dolphin shame communicate? I thought they communicated with
Speaker 3: their their sonar. So whatever, I heard what you said
Speaker 3: about you on your back at a pool. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: immediately when I saw this, I pictured, you know, those
Speaker 3: of us who are male. You know, when you were
Speaker 3: a little boy and you discovered she could do things
Speaker 3: with your your stuff, you were proud of it.
Speaker 1: Mommy, yes, oh my upbringing. You had lunch with you, weirdo?
Speaker 1: Where are you calling me a weirdo? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: you know what. Look mommy, whoever was nearby, Hey, check
Speaker 1: this out and then you keep that going into Look
Speaker 1: now everybody's doing it. Sleesburg. How the blank do you
Speaker 1: pronounced Jiliota? Well that's how somebody else dirt tona quit.
Speaker 1: We don't township here, man. We have listeners in every area,
Speaker 1: and we have friends in every area. I have some
Speaker 1: pride of your hometown. Yeah. Oh, here's one. I can't
Speaker 1: even read Taintsville. That's just that's a town when you
Speaker 1: just yeah, it's because it taint Tovino, taint Chiliota, Clinch.
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