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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let you tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots says here remind listeners they could

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, you're doing You're already doing the most involved in

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<v Speaker 3>critical part, and that's listening. Yeah, that's that's ninety nine

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<v Speaker 3>percent of it. Yeah, because that's how you hear the keywords.

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<v Speaker 3>Nine o five ishes when we'll I give you the

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<v Speaker 3>first one in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin in Orange City, Old Orange City. We got

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<v Speaker 1>a funny, funny story about Orange City, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>we pronounce it like that. It's very easy to if

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<v Speaker 1>you try to just gloss over the you know, say

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<v Speaker 1>it too fast. Yeah, he did say it to yourself

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<v Speaker 1>right now, or I don't even want to say it fast,

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<v Speaker 1>because then that.

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<v Speaker 3>That funny story talkover fers to happens during a life remote.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably twenty five years ago, yes, if not, yeah, about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>A guy you mentioned earlier in the show was involved

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<v Speaker 3>in that as well, wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah yeah he was. You know what, we got

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<v Speaker 2>a second you do.

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<v Speaker 1>He was out at a place in Orange City and

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking to is pulling the curtains back and

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<v Speaker 1>going way way old school yere. He's talking to just

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<v Speaker 1>playing Mark and Zippy, the Happy Prize guy.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of guys who used to work here.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, they did our mornings and then went to she

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred point three after that. But he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to them.

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<v Speaker 4>And today it's it's not shut in about here, and

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<v Speaker 4>let's just say, uh, camping World in Orange City. But

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<v Speaker 4>every time he said it, he said it too fast

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<v Speaker 4>and it came out Orange Shi, and it was it

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<v Speaker 4>was epic because they said, damn, dad, you cut out?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it was the days when you'd use a microphone

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<v Speaker 1>live on plane?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you again? He goes all an Orangey're like, god, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's the best dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. There's a curio shop called Wicked Wonderland in Orange City.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to you know what for our off the

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<v Speaker 2>air okay next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The owners of the shop, Kimberly Shopper, and another

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<v Speaker 3>woman named Ashley Lelasy, were arrested in charged with the

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<v Speaker 3>purchase and sale of human organs and tissue, which I

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<v Speaker 3>guess was being marketed through Wicked Wonderland. They've been looking

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<v Speaker 3>into this place going back to December twenty twenty three

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<v Speaker 3>when they received a tip regarding the business within the

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<v Speaker 3>city attempting to quote sell human bones on Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you advertise that on Facebook marketplace?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, I heard that. You just asked exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>you have? Two human skull fragments. Those are ninety dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was asking Pat, not where it was

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<v Speaker 1>because you just told me. But I'm saying, wait, so

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<v Speaker 1>you actually go on and say they're human bones.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the most you need. A clavicle that's also

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<v Speaker 3>ninety bucks. A human rib you could get from them

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<v Speaker 3>for thirty five bucks. What do you do with the clavicle?

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<v Speaker 3>Like maybe play ping pong with that? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, it's you've seen a classical right like

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<v Speaker 1>I have an X rays you can maybe use his

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<v Speaker 1>skip it out a lake like a like a stone.

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<v Speaker 3>Easier use a stone, it's free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true than the thirty dollars a shore of.

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<v Speaker 3>The the river stream or lake.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe boomerang dog fetched to.

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<v Speaker 3>A human vertebrae thirty five bucks, partial human skull six

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<v Speaker 3>hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we saw a glimpse of this story, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of both. Is this real?

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<v Speaker 1>As I thought about it, more than like, who's the

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<v Speaker 1>who's the purchasee of this? Who's and for what reason

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<v Speaker 1>other than just you're a little off soup?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, if you buy, if you if.

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<v Speaker 1>You're true, certain nationalities when they cook fish soup, they

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<v Speaker 1>put the head in there. It's fish head soup. So

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<v Speaker 1>with this, the bone gives it a broth. You're implying

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<v Speaker 1>cannibalistic tendencies, which I would think if you're a true cannibal,

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<v Speaker 1>you would you would want the whole of the remains

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<v Speaker 1>to cook down in your pot. Yeah, you want the

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<v Speaker 1>meat on the bone. You might already have that in

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<v Speaker 1>the free Okay, let's just move on. This was already

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up that they did it. Now we're getting into

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<v Speaker 1>our twisted minds.

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<v Speaker 3>There was an interesting situation in Disneyland out on the

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<v Speaker 3>West coast. In Disneyland's New Orleans Square, Uh Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 3>after a fully nude man appeared and climbed onto the

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<v Speaker 3>awning of the New Orleans themed restaurant and presided and

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<v Speaker 3>proceeded to put on a little show to dance right

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<v Speaker 3>Tianna's Palace, New Orleans style eatery.

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<v Speaker 1>So so he went to the parks fully closed, obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>Closed, came off some at some point while he was

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<v Speaker 3>within the confines of Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a blurred out picture this guy up on

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<v Speaker 1>the awning. There's god, Yeah, there's video. There's actually uncensored

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<v Speaker 1>video for those who really that's a guy who buy

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<v Speaker 1>you know, clavical and other things. Whacko, it's Disneyland. That's

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<v Speaker 1>California's version of did Disney. Whoa, there are kids everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>The man was thought to be under the influence of narcotics.

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<v Speaker 1>Narcotics, yeah, somebody, I can't read this, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>off of our Orange City. And yes, everybody figured out

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<v Speaker 1>what side show Dan was saying. Because if you say

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<v Speaker 1>Orange here's a little fun fact for your morning. Say

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<v Speaker 1>Orange City too fast, and yeah, it's a totally different place.

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<v Speaker 3>We do.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it those of and I know we're local

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<v Speaker 1>and we're able to do this. We have the right

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<v Speaker 1>to do it because we live here. But some of

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<v Speaker 1>us denigrate and say dispara, disparaging things about our own

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<v Speaker 1>towns that we live in. Yeah, this one, this is

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I call the I live here in Orange City,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what I call it. Is Orange whatever. If

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<v Speaker 1>it is that way, why do you live there? Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else should be proud of your town. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't hear Taco talk crap about winter Park. He's

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<v Speaker 3>the unofficial mayor of winter Park.

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<v Speaker 2>I live in Maitland. But yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a listener what last week refer to Titusville.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hippatitis. Yeah, that's disparaging place. Do we have a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of listeners? I will fully concede.

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<v Speaker 3>Did. I live in Longwood and we do have a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of heathens in Longwood, and many of them there's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing wrong with that. They're just heathens and proud of it.

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<v Speaker 3>But that doesn't make Longwood a bad place.

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<v Speaker 1>But does it have a nickname? Is that what you're

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<v Speaker 1>called Longwood? I mean, yeah, the possibilities are endless. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>said that two G five two six, the text on

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<v Speaker 1>West Borland collects human bones.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird. Good for him? Yeah, you know, whatever floats

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<v Speaker 3>your boat. Finally, scientists revealing some more information in research

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<v Speaker 3>that they've been doing on dolphins, wild dolphins and in

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<v Speaker 3>fact Amazon river dolphins. In this case, apparently they have

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<v Speaker 3>an additional form of communication where they use fountains of pea.

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<v Speaker 3>Fountains of pea. Oh, they likely on their back. A

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<v Speaker 3>male will turn on its back at the water surface

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<v Speaker 3>and eject a stream into the air. Have done and

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<v Speaker 3>almost seventy percent of the time, the team reported. The

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<v Speaker 3>research team reported that a nearby male receiver approaches this

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<v Speaker 3>spontaneous fountain. I think we got homosexual dolphins here. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I think this is a I mean, we

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<v Speaker 3>weren't going to townshame a minute ago. Why are we

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<v Speaker 3>going to dolphin shame communicate? I thought they communicated with

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<v Speaker 3>their their sonar. So whatever, I heard what you said

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<v Speaker 3>about you on your back at a pool. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>immediately when I saw this, I pictured, you know, those

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<v Speaker 3>of us who are male. You know, when you were

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<v Speaker 3>a little boy and you discovered she could do things

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<v Speaker 3>with your your stuff, you were proud of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mommy, yes, oh my upbringing. You had lunch with you, weirdo?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you calling me a weirdo? Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. Look mommy, whoever was nearby, Hey, check

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<v Speaker 1>this out and then you keep that going into Look

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<v Speaker 1>now everybody's doing it. Sleesburg. How the blank do you

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced Jiliota? Well that's how somebody else dirt tona quit.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't township here, man. We have listeners in every area,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have friends in every area. I have some

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<v Speaker 1>pride of your hometown. Yeah. Oh, here's one. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even read Taintsville. That's just that's a town when you

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, it's because it taint Tovino, taint Chiliota, Clinch.

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<v Speaker 2>And Taco on the man.

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<v Speaker 1>Download the iyeard radio lass and listen anytime anywhere. This

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<v Speaker 1>is j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't