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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's the Been and Skin Show ninety seven

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<v Speaker 1>point one. The Eagle, thank you for hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>us today. The Cowboy coaching search seems to be coming

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<v Speaker 1>friend and Cowboy expert, Jeffrey Kavanaugh, so we're gonna pop

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<v Speaker 1>on he's not on the show today. Where is he headed?

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<v Speaker 1>but right now it's time for this, And now it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for ba Sweet Day Up Day, featuring veteran news

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<v Speaker 2>anchor kt fun tweets. Here are the important stories he's

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<v Speaker 2>currently tracking from around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no, it's not kt fun tweets.

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<v Speaker 3>He ain't here.

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<v Speaker 1>We needed to get a real newsman joining us live

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<v Speaker 1>from his multi million dollar news studio on Zoom. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>give it up for Steve shackle for everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Good afternoon. How are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to that noise man? Such a good voice, best

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<v Speaker 1>voice in radio. And even though this is a bit

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<v Speaker 1>just for three people, he has changed. He's We're on

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<v Speaker 1>a Zoom call and he's changed. He's in his newsroom,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's changed his head to the head of a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in a hoodie.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't help it. It's uh. I mean this, this

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<v Speaker 3>cow embody is how I'm feeling right now. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like a cow in a purple hoodie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take a picture of this and posted

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<v Speaker 1>in the freak after parties you can see that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you feel like a cow?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, they are pretty gassy, as I recall,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've been a little gassy myself, so when I

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<v Speaker 3>looked at the avatars, I was like, I don't feel

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<v Speaker 3>too foxy, don't feel like a kitten. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>this cow really embodies just kind of my intestinal fortitude today.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they why don't we squeeze your udders and let's

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<v Speaker 1>get some news milk going.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it all right at the top of the

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<v Speaker 3>news here, Scientists have discovered that men are evolving twice

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<v Speaker 3>as quickly as women over the last hundred years, and

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<v Speaker 3>apparently it's making dudes a little bit more sexy and formidable. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 3>so apparently we've gained about an inch and a half

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<v Speaker 3>over the last hundred years US men and fourteen pounds

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<v Speaker 3>of muscle mass women only half that, not even getting close.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I've just I've noticed this in myself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and I feel like we're evolving in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that is just you know, built for domination, world domination.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the use of the adjective formidable with no

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<v Speaker 1>particular context as to what it's for. Man, I find

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<v Speaker 1>that person to be very formidable, not a formidable opponent,

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<v Speaker 1>just in general, I'm formidable. This is just watching Christina's

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<v Speaker 1>facial expressions during the story. It's this sums everything up

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<v Speaker 1>because we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yep, I know it. We're the best.

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<v Speaker 1>We're the best, and she's just going you idiots.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just calmly sitting here.

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<v Speaker 4>Technically we mature faster than you guys, So maybe y'all

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<v Speaker 4>are finally catching up to us.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that what you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>She dunked on you?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? Unfortunately, scientists have determined that women's sexual preferences have

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<v Speaker 3>fueled a trend for taller, more muscular men.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I mean I do like taller, more muscular.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a giant beefcake is a scientist or tall glass

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<v Speaker 1>of water okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know weird stat to put it in perspective, Apparently,

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<v Speaker 3>about one in four women born in nineteen oh five

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<v Speaker 3>was taller than the average dude, and now it's like

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<v Speaker 3>one in eight women is uh taller than the average dude.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's only going to get smaller and smaller.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be tough for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, So dudes are dudes are gaining an inch and

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<v Speaker 1>a half up top?

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<v Speaker 3>Two?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, I just thought it was thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>a dog report, No, and it was an inch and

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<v Speaker 1>a half width And Lenk flaccid, the coke can story,

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<v Speaker 1>the lake. Yep, Yes, Christina formidable.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. I don't like you looking at me. While

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<v Speaker 5>you asked that question, you said it weird too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a weird it's a weird word. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the formidable snowman. That's a snowman that will kick

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<v Speaker 1>your ass one on one matchup. What is the the abominable?

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<v Speaker 1>No one ever uses that word outside of snowman. Uh huh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's hard to say, right, Like, is there a

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<v Speaker 1>B and an N in the middle? I don't Bombina bull,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't abdominal? Is it like a six pack snowman?

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<v Speaker 1>I like the abdominal snowman.

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<v Speaker 3>That would sell if you had a ripped snowman around

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<v Speaker 3>the holidays, and it was just like a jacked up

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<v Speaker 3>little guy that would sit on your countertop and you'd

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<v Speaker 3>like gyrate back and forth, sing a little song like

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<v Speaker 3>the big mouth billy bass that'd sell.

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<v Speaker 1>His muscles are melting?

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<v Speaker 3>Rah hope?

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<v Speaker 1>What else?

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Well? In other news, we're are Holt. Dallas guitar

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<v Speaker 3>player Christopher Holt has joined the Eagles. Yeah, that band,

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<v Speaker 3>the Eagles. You might have heard of him, not just

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<v Speaker 3>the local band, the actual Eagles as they're touring guitarist

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<v Speaker 3>and Chris Holt if you don't know what was in

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<v Speaker 3>local bands Bastards of Soul, The Slack and sorta. And

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<v Speaker 3>he just announced this, I guess. He played last week

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<v Speaker 3>with the Eagles at their Las Vegas residency at the

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<v Speaker 3>Sphere and he will take him out for about twelve

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<v Speaker 3>more shows.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really weird. This is guy we know and he's

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<v Speaker 1>a member of the Eagles. That's just so strange. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have all worked with him, right, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Ambassaards

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<v Speaker 1>of Soul right, Like I have only heard rumors and

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<v Speaker 1>that all I ever heard was one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>gifted guitarists, like ever. Yeah, he's unbelievable, and so it's

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<v Speaker 1>not crazy, but I mean, it's just crazy. So the

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<v Speaker 1>reason it happened is because for a while he was

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<v Speaker 1>playing in Don Hendley's solo band. And I'm not one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent sure of this, but I think this happened

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<v Speaker 1>because I think Chris Holt was giving Don Hindley's son

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<v Speaker 1>guitar lessons. But I could have that wrong. I may

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<v Speaker 1>be wrong on that, but I do seem to remember,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you Steve Shackelford. Aren't you like Chris holt Acolyte

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<v Speaker 1>somehow randomly? Yes, he was a band leader of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he must have been in his early thirties

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<v Speaker 3>when I was in my early twenties, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know who he was, so I guess he had some

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<v Speaker 3>local notoriety back then, this is mid two thousands. Just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of stumbled into being his friend by just randomly

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<v Speaker 3>playing fish tunes on my guitar and throwing out Simpson's quotes,

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<v Speaker 3>and so he kind of helped me out and became

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<v Speaker 3>a good buddy. And like I said, it's just very

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<v Speaker 3>odd because he's an incredibly gifted player. But you just

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<v Speaker 3>can't imagine that when people you know are in the Eagles,

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<v Speaker 3>like playing the Hotel California guitar solo where you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>but I played next to you, and I'm not that good,

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<v Speaker 3>So you're really good.

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<v Speaker 1>So put the picture in the frame for me. Would

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<v Speaker 1>it be like KT being in the Dave Matthews.

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<v Speaker 3>Band essentially, yes, Or it'd be like it'd be like

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<v Speaker 3>KT being Ryan Seacrest.

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<v Speaker 1>I told my wife, and because it's so the thing

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<v Speaker 1>with the Eagles is like, so the guitarist that was

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<v Speaker 1>in the band, there's Joe Walsh, but then there's also

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<v Speaker 1>Don Felder, and you will know him then because he

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<v Speaker 1>actually did the song heavy Metal from the movie Heavy Metal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll probably remember that. But Don Felder left the

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<v Speaker 1>band like a couple decades ago, and they even did

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<v Speaker 1>a tour called the Win Hell Freezes Over Tour because

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<v Speaker 1>they were so at each other's throats they said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get back together when Hell Freezes Over. And then

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<v Speaker 1>like ten years later they all got back together, right

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<v Speaker 1>or twenty years later or whatever. And so what happens,

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I saw Ello, jeff Lynn is Ylo. Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>Lynn's probably seventy eight or seventy nine. So there was

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen people in the band, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them were way younger so that they could hit all

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<v Speaker 1>the notes and hit all the chops and everything. So

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<v Speaker 1>Holt is a good whatever thirty years younger than all

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<v Speaker 1>these guys. But as the band has gotten older, certain

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<v Speaker 1>guys have dropped out, and so to perform at the

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<v Speaker 1>high level, they get ringers, and so they chose Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Holt as the ringer to replace what the guitar player

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<v Speaker 1>was dealing with. The older guy was dealing with Parkinson's

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<v Speaker 1>and so he just couldn't do it anymore. And so

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, Okay, no problem, we'll get Chris Holt. Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>that's God, that's so impressive. I told my wife, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like if Zeppelin decided to tour again

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<v Speaker 1>and they said, Christina, do you want to play rhythm

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<v Speaker 1>guitar with us?

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<v Speaker 5>And I just sit there and start crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 5>It's mind blowing.

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<v Speaker 3>God.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd be bothering her on tour, going, hey, what's on

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<v Speaker 1>the Today game?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this? I'll have this number saved.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>If she never saved our numbers, that'd be crazy. She

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<v Speaker 1>just recognized the shine.

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<v Speaker 5>Scroll back like open skin.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, yeah, ah ah, What are all these texts

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<v Speaker 3>that say? Are you on my side? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>What else is in the news?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? A really juicy one here, and that's gonna sound gross.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently back to science, scientists have looked into how dinosaurs

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<v Speaker 3>hook up. Apparently they knew how they ate, they know

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<v Speaker 3>what they look like, they know how they died, but

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't know how they got down. But apparently this

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<v Speaker 3>one paleontologist Riley Black looked in into it and he

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<v Speaker 3>found out that dinos are into four play. The dude

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<v Speaker 3>dinos definitely had pens, and they likely mounted the females

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<v Speaker 3>similar to like dogs and other mammals.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think it was?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they have giant tails though, Like how I thought

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<v Speaker 4>that they could be like like egg creatures, like they

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<v Speaker 4>go and they you know, do the reptile egg style.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, oh right, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was envisioned missionary. It's really difficult, but they were passionate creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>Then find a giant bed and then the female would

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<v Speaker 5>If they're four playing, then maybe maybe they.

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<v Speaker 1>Are passionate like they kind of well whatever, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently the foreplay involved a lot of scrape marks into

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<v Speaker 3>dusty ground, so they would just go like scrape up

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<v Speaker 3>around abroad and let her know, like, hey, you see

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<v Speaker 3>this dusty ground in my claws, this could be you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what my dog does after it takes a poop,

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<v Speaker 1>starts clawing around. Is that like, that's a dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 5>That so much?

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<v Speaker 1>And to send you a message, it's never anywhere near

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<v Speaker 1>where the poop is. They go four feet over else's yard, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? Idiot?

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<v Speaker 3>and I think this happens to all of us. Due

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<v Speaker 3>to the sheer weight, the male weighing as much as

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<v Speaker 3>eighty tons in some cases, would have mounted and then

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<v Speaker 3>dismounted the female as quickly as possible. Uh. This was

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<v Speaker 3>to minimize the mechanical stress, just.

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<v Speaker 1>To save the female dinosaurs knees.

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<v Speaker 4>What excuse, I'm just trying to say, the mechanical stress,

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<v Speaker 4>you understand.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll see you tomorrow by gotta go bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a mechanical stress issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would you mind? Clean enough? I gotta go. I

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<v Speaker 1>love dinosaurs?

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<v Speaker 3>What else? An incredible species. I've got some other stuff here,

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<v Speaker 3>some uh a mysterious topic. Apparently serious balls washed up

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<v Speaker 3>on Australian beaches and these balls contained fecal bacteria. So

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<v Speaker 3>nine beaches in Sydney had to close after these whitish

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<v Speaker 3>gray balls washed up on shore and then so they

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<v Speaker 3>had to test them. And tests on these mysterious balls

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<v Speaker 3>the council had to organize some very detailed hazmat safe

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<v Speaker 3>removal of these balls. But now the beaches have reopened.

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<v Speaker 1>So they were poop balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Essentially, they were partially poop balls. It was like a

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<v Speaker 3>mix of like fatty cholesterol, uh and poop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so tar balls correct, right?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I hear stuff like this and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>could these have been dropped into the ocean by alien spaceships?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're rocking space dumps. That's interesting. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like the Dave Matthews band just dropped it on that bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>that boat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really logic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And that's why whenever I go to a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>I always ask what the meatball mixture is because they'll

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<v Speaker 1>put mystery stuff in there. It's just kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>it's what washes up onto an Australian beach. You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I specifically ask, like, okay, this says a meatball.

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<v Speaker 1>What all is in that meatball?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me? Tell me everything about it. What's worse is

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<v Speaker 3>that when those aliens drop that stuff in there, Katie

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<v Speaker 3>still blames it on Lincoln Park something. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what happens. It's always Lincoln Parks driver to dump that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good job, Steve, are you down to report

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<v Speaker 1>the news tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>I think we'll have more news tomorrow. As long as

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<v Speaker 3>the world doesn't end, we should be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thank you, And let's promote where people can find you.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them where to find you on the socials.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh at Strip Mall, Steve, anywhere you go, any of

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<v Speaker 3>the the exes, the instance, the Blues, the YouTube's what

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<v Speaker 3>have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic Thank you, brother, appreciate it. Thank you, guys, appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>A birthday song for KT yesterday. All right, Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Cavanaugh joins us to talk about the Cowboys coaching search.

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<v Speaker 1>That's next.