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Speaker 2: Time for ba Sweet Day Up Day, featuring veteran news
Speaker 2: anchor kt fun tweets. Here are the important stories he's
Speaker 2: currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, it's not kt fun tweets.
Speaker 3: He ain't here.
Speaker 1: We needed to get a real newsman joining us live
Speaker 1: from his multi million dollar news studio on Zoom. Let's
Speaker 1: give it up for Steve shackle for everybody.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon. How are we doing?
Speaker 1: Listen to that noise man? Such a good voice, best
Speaker 1: voice in radio. And even though this is a bit
Speaker 1: just for three people, he has changed. He's We're on
Speaker 1: a Zoom call and he's changed. He's in his newsroom,
Speaker 1: but he's changed his head to the head of a cow.
Speaker 1: We're in a hoodie.
Speaker 3: I can't help it. It's uh. I mean this, this
Speaker 3: cow embody is how I'm feeling right now. I feel
Speaker 3: like a cow in a purple hoodie.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take a picture of this and posted
Speaker 1: in the freak after parties you can see that. Why
Speaker 1: do you feel like a cow?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, they are pretty gassy, as I recall,
Speaker 3: and I've been a little gassy myself, so when I
Speaker 3: looked at the avatars, I was like, I don't feel
Speaker 3: too foxy, don't feel like a kitten. I feel like
Speaker 3: this cow really embodies just kind of my intestinal fortitude today.
Speaker 1: Well, they why don't we squeeze your udders and let's
Speaker 1: get some news milk going.
Speaker 3: Let's do it all right at the top of the
Speaker 3: news here, Scientists have discovered that men are evolving twice
Speaker 3: as quickly as women over the last hundred years, and
Speaker 3: apparently it's making dudes a little bit more sexy and formidable. Apparently,
Speaker 3: so apparently we've gained about an inch and a half
Speaker 3: over the last hundred years US men and fourteen pounds
Speaker 3: of muscle mass women only half that, not even getting close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I've just I've noticed this in myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel like we're evolving in a
Speaker 1: way that is just you know, built for domination, world domination.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I love the use of the adjective formidable with no
Speaker 1: particular context as to what it's for. Man, I find
Speaker 1: that person to be very formidable, not a formidable opponent,
Speaker 1: just in general, I'm formidable. This is just watching Christina's
Speaker 1: facial expressions during the story. It's this sums everything up
Speaker 1: because we're.
Speaker 3: Like, yep, I know it. We're the best.
Speaker 1: We're the best, and she's just going you idiots.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just calmly sitting here.
Speaker 4: Technically we mature faster than you guys, So maybe y'all
Speaker 4: are finally catching up to us.
Speaker 5: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1: She dunked on you?
Speaker 3: Now? Unfortunately, scientists have determined that women's sexual preferences have
Speaker 3: fueled a trend for taller, more muscular men.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean I do like taller, more muscular.
Speaker 1: There's a giant beefcake is a scientist or tall glass
Speaker 1: of water okay.
Speaker 3: And you know weird stat to put it in perspective, Apparently,
Speaker 3: about one in four women born in nineteen oh five
Speaker 3: was taller than the average dude, and now it's like
Speaker 3: one in eight women is uh taller than the average dude.
Speaker 3: So I think it's only going to get smaller and smaller.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be tough for him.
Speaker 1: Really, So dudes are dudes are gaining an inch and
Speaker 1: a half up top?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, I just thought it was thought it was
Speaker 1: a dog report, No, and it was an inch and
Speaker 1: a half width And Lenk flaccid, the coke can story,
Speaker 1: the lake. Yep, Yes, Christina formidable.
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't like you looking at me. While
Speaker 5: you asked that question, you said it weird too.
Speaker 1: It's a weird it's a weird word. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like the formidable snowman. That's a snowman that will kick
Speaker 1: your ass one on one matchup. What is the the abominable?
Speaker 1: No one ever uses that word outside of snowman. Uh huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's hard to say, right, Like, is there a
Speaker 1: B and an N in the middle? I don't Bombina bull,
Speaker 1: I don't abdominal? Is it like a six pack snowman?
Speaker 1: I like the abdominal snowman.
Speaker 3: That would sell if you had a ripped snowman around
Speaker 3: the holidays, and it was just like a jacked up
Speaker 3: little guy that would sit on your countertop and you'd
Speaker 3: like gyrate back and forth, sing a little song like
Speaker 3: the big mouth billy bass that'd sell.
Speaker 1: His muscles are melting?
Speaker 3: Rah hope?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 3: Steve Well? In other news, we're are Holt. Dallas guitar
Speaker 3: player Christopher Holt has joined the Eagles. Yeah, that band,
Speaker 3: the Eagles. You might have heard of him, not just
Speaker 3: the local band, the actual Eagles as they're touring guitarist
Speaker 3: and Chris Holt if you don't know what was in
Speaker 3: local bands Bastards of Soul, The Slack and sorta. And
Speaker 3: he just announced this, I guess. He played last week
Speaker 3: with the Eagles at their Las Vegas residency at the
Speaker 3: Sphere and he will take him out for about twelve
Speaker 3: more shows.
Speaker 1: It's really weird. This is guy we know and he's
Speaker 1: a member of the Eagles. That's just so strange. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys have all worked with him, right, like he's
Speaker 1: a friend of yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Ambassaards
Speaker 1: of Soul right, Like I have only heard rumors and
Speaker 1: that all I ever heard was one of the most
Speaker 1: gifted guitarists, like ever. Yeah, he's unbelievable, and so it's
Speaker 1: not crazy, but I mean, it's just crazy. So the
Speaker 1: reason it happened is because for a while he was
Speaker 1: playing in Don Hendley's solo band. And I'm not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent sure of this, but I think this happened
Speaker 1: because I think Chris Holt was giving Don Hindley's son
Speaker 1: guitar lessons. But I could have that wrong. I may
Speaker 1: be wrong on that, but I do seem to remember,
Speaker 1: aren't you Steve Shackelford. Aren't you like Chris holt Acolyte
Speaker 1: somehow randomly? Yes, he was a band leader of mine.
Speaker 3: I guess he must have been in his early thirties
Speaker 3: when I was in my early twenties, and I didn't
Speaker 3: know who he was, so I guess he had some
Speaker 3: local notoriety back then, this is mid two thousands. Just
Speaker 3: kind of stumbled into being his friend by just randomly
Speaker 3: playing fish tunes on my guitar and throwing out Simpson's quotes,
Speaker 3: and so he kind of helped me out and became
Speaker 3: a good buddy. And like I said, it's just very
Speaker 3: odd because he's an incredibly gifted player. But you just
Speaker 3: can't imagine that when people you know are in the Eagles,
Speaker 3: like playing the Hotel California guitar solo where you're like,
Speaker 3: but I played next to you, and I'm not that good,
Speaker 3: So you're really good.
Speaker 1: So put the picture in the frame for me. Would
Speaker 1: it be like KT being in the Dave Matthews.
Speaker 3: Band essentially, yes, Or it'd be like it'd be like
Speaker 3: KT being Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1: I told my wife, and because it's so the thing
Speaker 1: with the Eagles is like, so the guitarist that was
Speaker 1: in the band, there's Joe Walsh, but then there's also
Speaker 1: Don Felder, and you will know him then because he
Speaker 1: actually did the song heavy Metal from the movie Heavy Metal. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you'll probably remember that. But Don Felder left the
Speaker 1: band like a couple decades ago, and they even did
Speaker 1: a tour called the Win Hell Freezes Over Tour because
Speaker 1: they were so at each other's throats they said, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get back together when Hell Freezes Over. And then
Speaker 1: like ten years later they all got back together, right
Speaker 1: or twenty years later or whatever. And so what happens,
Speaker 1: Like when I saw Ello, jeff Lynn is Ylo. Jeff
Speaker 1: Lynn's probably seventy eight or seventy nine. So there was
Speaker 1: like fifteen people in the band, and a lot of
Speaker 1: them were way younger so that they could hit all
Speaker 1: the notes and hit all the chops and everything. So
Speaker 1: Holt is a good whatever thirty years younger than all
Speaker 1: these guys. But as the band has gotten older, certain
Speaker 1: guys have dropped out, and so to perform at the
Speaker 1: high level, they get ringers, and so they chose Chris
Speaker 1: Holt as the ringer to replace what the guitar player
Speaker 1: was dealing with. The older guy was dealing with Parkinson's
Speaker 1: and so he just couldn't do it anymore. And so
Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, no problem, we'll get Chris Holt. Damn,
Speaker 1: that's God, that's so impressive. I told my wife, I know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like if Zeppelin decided to tour again
Speaker 1: and they said, Christina, do you want to play rhythm
Speaker 1: guitar with us?
Speaker 5: And I just sit there and start crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 5: It's mind blowing.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: We'd be bothering her on tour, going, hey, what's on
Speaker 1: the Today game?
Speaker 5: Who is this? I'll have this number saved.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: If she never saved our numbers, that'd be crazy. She
Speaker 1: just recognized the shine.
Speaker 5: Scroll back like open skin.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, yeah, ah ah, What are all these texts
Speaker 3: that say? Are you on my side? Right?
Speaker 1: What else is in the news?
Speaker 3: Oh? A really juicy one here, and that's gonna sound gross.
Speaker 3: Apparently back to science, scientists have looked into how dinosaurs
Speaker 3: hook up. Apparently they knew how they ate, they know
Speaker 3: what they look like, they know how they died, but
Speaker 3: they didn't know how they got down. But apparently this
Speaker 3: one paleontologist Riley Black looked in into it and he
Speaker 3: found out that dinos are into four play. The dude
Speaker 3: dinos definitely had pens, and they likely mounted the females
Speaker 3: similar to like dogs and other mammals.
Speaker 1: What did you think it was?
Speaker 4: Well, they have giant tails though, Like how I thought
Speaker 4: that they could be like like egg creatures, like they
Speaker 4: go and they you know, do the reptile egg style.
Speaker 3: I guess, oh right, I.
Speaker 1: Was envisioned missionary. It's really difficult, but they were passionate creatures.
Speaker 1: Then find a giant bed and then the female would
Speaker 1: just lay back.
Speaker 5: If they're four playing, then maybe maybe they.
Speaker 1: Are passionate like they kind of well whatever, right.
Speaker 3: Apparently the foreplay involved a lot of scrape marks into
Speaker 3: dusty ground, so they would just go like scrape up
Speaker 3: around abroad and let her know, like, hey, you see
Speaker 3: this dusty ground in my claws, this could be you.
Speaker 1: That's what my dog does after it takes a poop,
Speaker 1: starts clawing around. Is that like, that's a dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: That so much?
Speaker 1: And to send you a message, it's never anywhere near
Speaker 1: where the poop is. They go four feet over else's yard, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Idiot?
Speaker 3: God? One other quick note on this story is that, uh,
Speaker 3: and I think this happens to all of us. Due
Speaker 3: to the sheer weight, the male weighing as much as
Speaker 3: eighty tons in some cases, would have mounted and then
Speaker 3: dismounted the female as quickly as possible. Uh. This was
Speaker 3: to minimize the mechanical stress, just.
Speaker 1: To save the female dinosaurs knees.
Speaker 4: What excuse, I'm just trying to say, the mechanical stress,
Speaker 4: you understand.
Speaker 5: I'll see you tomorrow by gotta go bye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a mechanical stress issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you mind? Clean enough? I gotta go. I
Speaker 1: love dinosaurs?
Speaker 3: What else? An incredible species. I've got some other stuff here,
Speaker 3: some uh a mysterious topic. Apparently serious balls washed up
Speaker 3: on Australian beaches and these balls contained fecal bacteria. So
Speaker 3: nine beaches in Sydney had to close after these whitish
Speaker 3: gray balls washed up on shore and then so they
Speaker 3: had to test them. And tests on these mysterious balls
Speaker 3: revealed that they were made up of fecal bacteria, So
Speaker 3: the council had to organize some very detailed hazmat safe
Speaker 3: removal of these balls. But now the beaches have reopened.
Speaker 1: So they were poop balls.
Speaker 3: Essentially, they were partially poop balls. It was like a
Speaker 3: mix of like fatty cholesterol, uh and poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so tar balls correct, right?
Speaker 1: You know, I hear stuff like this and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: could these have been dropped into the ocean by alien spaceships?
Speaker 1: I mean they're rocking space dumps. That's interesting. It's just
Speaker 1: like the Dave Matthews band just dropped it on that bridge,
Speaker 1: that boat.
Speaker 3: That's really logic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's why whenever I go to a restaurant,
Speaker 1: I always ask what the meatball mixture is because they'll
Speaker 1: put mystery stuff in there. It's just kind of like
Speaker 1: it's what washes up onto an Australian beach. You don't know.
Speaker 1: So I specifically ask, like, okay, this says a meatball.
Speaker 1: What all is in that meatball?
Speaker 3: Tell me? Tell me everything about it. What's worse is
Speaker 3: that when those aliens drop that stuff in there, Katie
Speaker 3: still blames it on Lincoln Park something. I don't know
Speaker 3: what happens. It's always Lincoln Parks driver to dump that stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, good job, Steve, are you down to report
Speaker 1: the news tomorrow?
Speaker 3: I think we'll have more news tomorrow. As long as
Speaker 3: the world doesn't end, we should be good.
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you, And let's promote where people can find you.
Speaker 1: Tell them where to find you on the socials.
Speaker 3: Oh at Strip Mall, Steve, anywhere you go, any of
Speaker 3: the the exes, the instance, the Blues, the YouTube's what
Speaker 3: have you?
Speaker 1: Fantastic Thank you, brother, appreciate it. Thank you, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: A birthday song for KT yesterday. All right, Coming up next,
Speaker 1: Jeff Cavanaugh joins us to talk about the Cowboys coaching search.
Speaker 1: That's next.