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Speaker 2: let's get to this here, A little post Halloween note here,
Speaker 2: if you're a parent with the kid who has a
Speaker 2: mountain of Halloween candy, this is some non traditional advice here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's environment or you can send it to the military
Speaker 2: if you want. But no, that's why I've done that
Speaker 2: in the past. That's why I blurted that out. No,
Speaker 2: that's not what I was going to go to. Here,
Speaker 2: we've got a dietician who says her advice is let
Speaker 2: your kids eat as much of that candy as they want.
Speaker 4: And they'll get sick of it.
Speaker 2: And immediately I thought about you know the friends of
Speaker 2: mine who this may have happened to you too. You know,
Speaker 2: parents catch you smoking at a young age and they
Speaker 2: make you sit and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 4: Been there, done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a made me eat SIGs, offering that that
Speaker 3: just made me have a tobacco to chewing tobacco.
Speaker 2: She claims it's better to let them eat too much
Speaker 2: and feel sick and they'll learn it's not a good idea,
Speaker 2: and that putting limits on candy make them seem like
Speaker 2: a forbidden fruit, and that gives a negative impact to
Speaker 2: their eating habits long term, Whereas they can kind of
Speaker 2: just trial and error it here and model their own
Speaker 2: behavior by you know, doing this.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea. I mean, as long as
Speaker 3: you're willing. Did they put in there anything about pay
Speaker 3: the dental bill? Did she put that in there? Yes?
Speaker 3: If not, I'm suing. Everybody's so happy I'm suing talking.
Speaker 3: I think cavities and dental problems probably present themselves over
Speaker 3: a stretch of time, not one binge session. Well, you
Speaker 3: can say whatever you want, lawyer, Pat, but I have
Speaker 3: granted my kids are a little too old to be
Speaker 3: suing over them eating too much candy. But I have
Speaker 3: a seventeen year old who binged on candy thanks to you.
Speaker 3: Doctor her name, She's not a doctor, she's just a
Speaker 3: whatever you are, lady, nutrition expert.
Speaker 4: Yes, you can say I'm a nutrition expert if you want. Sure.
Speaker 4: Anybody can label themselves anything. I mean, I was a balloonist,
Speaker 4: a pilot. We know, oh, we know the ten percent
Speaker 4: rule many things. Yes, how.
Speaker 2: The math on your ten percent just you know, go
Speaker 2: well above the threshold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a thousand percent. Yeah that did I do?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Did you eat any candy while handing out?
Speaker 2: Be honest with me, not one piece of candy. No,
Speaker 2: we don't have any left. We gave it all out
Speaker 2: last night, all of it, every piece. I have some
Speaker 2: Risas at home.
Speaker 4: You like ESAs? That is my favorite candy? Okay, well
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: Some Marisa's left that I can bring you on Monday.
Speaker 3: I forgot to tell you. Props to the kid in
Speaker 3: your neighborhood who dressed as Jake from State Full fantastic.
Speaker 4: I laughed out loud at that. That made my night.
Speaker 4: Did you get into bad candy?
Speaker 2: Well, each bag had multiple pieces of candy in it,
Speaker 2: so you know.
Speaker 4: You still got to double them up. He's Jake from
Speaker 4: State Army, although they dropped me. But no. So I
Speaker 4: had kids come by dressed as slip Not. All right,
Speaker 4: that's some bad ass.
Speaker 2: That's you know, that's that's an extension of addressing his
Speaker 2: kiss when you were younger.
Speaker 3: I totally forgot about it. The kid walked up and
Speaker 3: I see his shirt says slip Not. And then I
Speaker 3: look and there's a kid next to him in a
Speaker 3: mask as well.
Speaker 4: I go, dude, you guys are slip Not hecause yeah, nice,
Speaker 4: hell yeah work addy kick question.
Speaker 2: This is currently brewing on a social media debate right now,
Speaker 2: and I know you're gonna have something to say here.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if these kids live in my neighborhood,
Speaker 3: but if they do, they're on my watch list. The
Speaker 3: slip knot kids. I know what you're up to. If
Speaker 3: I get a smashed in mailbox, I'm coming to your house.
Speaker 3: Here's a doorbell camera. Yeah, you watch out. Safe touch
Speaker 3: as me and my neighbors protected.
Speaker 4: Bro knew that was coming, all right, So or etiquette.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is also going to bring up a situation
Speaker 2: that you and I are both intimately familiar with and
Speaker 2: have viewed with our own two eyes. Here is it
Speaker 2: cool to take your shoes off at work? I do it,
Speaker 2: but we have a different work setting. Again, this debate
Speaker 2: came forth and it's still you'll see this probably trending
Speaker 2: today Again. Its time and place is where it seems
Speaker 2: to be. The point is, it looks like this has
Speaker 2: become more of a thing since people a lot of
Speaker 2: folks got used to working at home than had to
Speaker 2: come back to the office, and it seems like it's
Speaker 2: more prevalent now people just kicking their shoes off in
Speaker 2: the office setting.
Speaker 4: That's why it came.
Speaker 3: Up if you're in a work like an office office
Speaker 3: and business people around you, and you take your shoes off,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's me, of all people, I don't
Speaker 3: think it's acceptable. And I know why you're saying that
Speaker 3: I would relate to this. Well, your shoes. I'm surprised
Speaker 3: to see your shoes are actually on right now, because
Speaker 3: they're usually not. Because I have my Hey dudes on
Speaker 3: and they're comfortable. My other shoes crimped my feet my
Speaker 3: toes together because I have abnormally wide feet and an
Speaker 3: abnormally wide peanut.
Speaker 4: Hey, so the thanks for that.
Speaker 3: I thought that you were going to say about our
Speaker 3: coworker who ran around barefoot.
Speaker 2: That that's what I thought was going to come up.
Speaker 2: And if that wasn't bad enough, then we watched it
Speaker 2: barefoot into the bathroom, the men's bathroom. It was a female.
Speaker 3: I was in there going to Okay, this is while
Speaker 3: we're in the middle of COVID under construction. This individual
Speaker 3: tend to just not wear shoes a lot, which is hey,
Speaker 3: to each his own. That's cool, you're running around a
Speaker 3: construction site.
Speaker 2: This is when our whole suite was being remodeled, and
Speaker 2: we worked through the whole thing. It was a we
Speaker 2: found out after the fact we weren't even supposed to
Speaker 2: be in here. Yeah, building inspector lost is mind.
Speaker 3: There were nails on the floor, chunks of wall on
Speaker 3: the floor, and she's running around here barefoot at times,
Speaker 3: and no names and uh. And then it all went
Speaker 3: sideways when somebody saw her going in the women's bathroom
Speaker 3: barefoot and they said, oh my god, she went the
Speaker 3: in the bathroom barefoot. You know how gross it is.
Speaker 3: I said, I know how grossy women are in the bathroom,
Speaker 3: worse than men. Then I'm in the men's room taking
Speaker 3: a pee and the women's room was closed off for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, she comes running by me into the men's
Speaker 3: room wall. I made a urinal, I was in a
Speaker 3: I was in a freeze pee. I couldn't even go.
Speaker 3: I was like, it was like, you know where you're
Speaker 3: going office? I was, and I don't get pa shy.
Speaker 3: And then she said, everybody peeve bob, don't worry about it,
Speaker 3: slams down the toilets and eat and started peeing, and
Speaker 3: I was just going.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And it's not every there.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 2: If you're all familiar with the uh, the history of
Speaker 2: the men's fourth floor bathroom here in our suite.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting if you're going in there barefoot, one thing
Speaker 3: gross if you're doing it as a female leading growth.
Speaker 4: Dude, I can't believe you brought that back up.
Speaker 3: I'm scared. I'm scarred again, looking red my face. Just
Speaker 3: gott are you all right? You can be okay, we
Speaker 3: check the blood pressure.
Speaker 2: Finally there's this uh and more more on this on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. Woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance. Okay,
Speaker 2: we've seen this story before. Generally it hasn't happened though,
Speaker 2: with two e mts and a patient inside?
Speaker 4: What yeah, yeah, who was supposed to be manning the
Speaker 4: ambulance when she grabbed They had.
Speaker 2: Well, they had stopped, uh, you know, to tend to
Speaker 2: this patient. They had loaded, were loading the patient in
Speaker 2: to the back, and that's when she jumped in and
Speaker 2: took off with all three of them in the back.
Speaker 4: What did he do?
Speaker 2: Here's there with a tranquilized Here's the crazy part, dude.
Speaker 2: Orleans police has a no pursuit policy.
Speaker 3: He knows of accidents, and.
Speaker 2: Another another ambulance managed to get her stopped.
Speaker 4: I'll take care of this.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Johnny and ED Squad forty two were
Speaker 3: in the back of the unit. No, this is the cops. Oh, hey,
Speaker 3: this is Johnny and ED. Frank Frank from EMT. You
Speaker 3: have your ears on, Frank. Yes, we've been hijacked. Oh no, wait, Frank,
Speaker 3: the other Oh get on the script, Frank. It's somebody
Speaker 3: in ED officers seth and it all right, Frank, here's
Speaker 3: what we need to do. We're not allowed to do
Speaker 3: pursuit because you know, somebody had too much fun it
Speaker 3: marty girl one year and got beads for boobs and
Speaker 3: and wrecked into it in hop pursuit anyway, do a
Speaker 3: draft beer stand So listen, So.
Speaker 4: Stop, Frank. It wasn't funny, Frank.
Speaker 3: We need you to command our position right now and
Speaker 3: crash that ambulance. Don't crash it too hard. You know
Speaker 3: how to do the pit maneuver. Your co workers are
Speaker 3: back there. It's some methad driving it. You should be good.
Speaker 4: By the way. I would like to give rank or
Speaker 4: you're still with it. Do you have it?
Speaker 2: I'm still with you, and I just want to give
Speaker 2: you full props here in your reenactment, not not naming
Speaker 2: any of the participants, Jenkins.
Speaker 4: Oh Yeah.
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