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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let chatako one on one

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, nine oh five keywords are entered at

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<v Speaker 2>open once the contest starts at nine oh five. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get to this here, A little post Halloween note here,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're a parent with the kid who has a

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<v Speaker 2>mountain of Halloween candy, this is some non traditional advice here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's environment or you can send it to the military

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<v Speaker 2>if you want. But no, that's why I've done that

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<v Speaker 2>in the past. That's why I blurted that out. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what I was going to go to. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got a dietician who says her advice is let

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<v Speaker 2>your kids eat as much of that candy as they want.

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<v Speaker 4>And they'll get sick of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And immediately I thought about you know the friends of

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<v Speaker 2>mine who this may have happened to you too. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>parents catch you smoking at a young age and they

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<v Speaker 2>make you sit and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 4>Been there, done that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's a made me eat SIGs, offering that that

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<v Speaker 3>just made me have a tobacco to chewing tobacco.

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<v Speaker 2>She claims it's better to let them eat too much

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<v Speaker 2>and feel sick and they'll learn it's not a good idea,

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<v Speaker 2>and that putting limits on candy make them seem like

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<v Speaker 2>a forbidden fruit, and that gives a negative impact to

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<v Speaker 2>their eating habits long term, Whereas they can kind of

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<v Speaker 2>just trial and error it here and model their own

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<v Speaker 2>behavior by you know, doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a bad idea. I mean, as long as

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<v Speaker 3>you're willing. Did they put in there anything about pay

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<v Speaker 3>the dental bill? Did she put that in there? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>If not, I'm suing. Everybody's so happy I'm suing talking.

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<v Speaker 3>I think cavities and dental problems probably present themselves over

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<v Speaker 3>a stretch of time, not one binge session. Well, you

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<v Speaker 3>can say whatever you want, lawyer, Pat, but I have

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<v Speaker 3>granted my kids are a little too old to be

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<v Speaker 3>suing over them eating too much candy. But I have

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<v Speaker 3>a seventeen year old who binged on candy thanks to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor her name, She's not a doctor, she's just a

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you are, lady, nutrition expert.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you can say I'm a nutrition expert if you want. Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody can label themselves anything. I mean, I was a balloonist,

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<v Speaker 4>a pilot. We know, oh, we know the ten percent

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<v Speaker 4>rule many things. Yes, how.

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<v Speaker 2>The math on your ten percent just you know, go

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<v Speaker 2>well above the threshold.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like a thousand percent. Yeah that did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you eat any candy while handing out?

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<v Speaker 2>Be honest with me, not one piece of candy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have any left. We gave it all out

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<v Speaker 2>last night, all of it, every piece. I have some

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<v Speaker 2>Risas at home.

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<v Speaker 4>You like ESAs? That is my favorite candy? Okay, well

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<v Speaker 4>I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Some Marisa's left that I can bring you on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot to tell you. Props to the kid in

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<v Speaker 3>your neighborhood who dressed as Jake from State Full fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>I laughed out loud at that. That made my night.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you get into bad candy?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, each bag had multiple pieces of candy in it,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know.

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<v Speaker 4>You still got to double them up. He's Jake from

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<v Speaker 4>State Army, although they dropped me. But no. So I

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<v Speaker 4>had kids come by dressed as slip Not. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>that's some bad ass.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you know, that's that's an extension of addressing his

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<v Speaker 2>kiss when you were younger.

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<v Speaker 3>I totally forgot about it. The kid walked up and

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<v Speaker 3>I see his shirt says slip Not. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>look and there's a kid next to him in a

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<v Speaker 3>mask as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I go, dude, you guys are slip Not hecause yeah, nice,

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<v Speaker 4>hell yeah work addy kick question.

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<v Speaker 2>This is currently brewing on a social media debate right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know you're gonna have something to say here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if these kids live in my neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 3>but if they do, they're on my watch list. The

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<v Speaker 3>slip knot kids. I know what you're up to. If

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<v Speaker 3>I get a smashed in mailbox, I'm coming to your house.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a doorbell camera. Yeah, you watch out. Safe touch

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<v Speaker 3>as me and my neighbors protected.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro knew that was coming, all right, So or etiquette.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, this is also going to bring up a situation

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<v Speaker 2>that you and I are both intimately familiar with and

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<v Speaker 2>have viewed with our own two eyes. Here is it

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<v Speaker 2>cool to take your shoes off at work? I do it,

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<v Speaker 2>but we have a different work setting. Again, this debate

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<v Speaker 2>came forth and it's still you'll see this probably trending

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<v Speaker 2>today Again. Its time and place is where it seems

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<v Speaker 2>to be. The point is, it looks like this has

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<v Speaker 2>become more of a thing since people a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>folks got used to working at home than had to

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<v Speaker 2>come back to the office, and it seems like it's

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<v Speaker 2>more prevalent now people just kicking their shoes off in

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<v Speaker 2>the office setting.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why it came.

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<v Speaker 3>Up if you're in a work like an office office

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<v Speaker 3>and business people around you, and you take your shoes off,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's me, of all people, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it's acceptable. And I know why you're saying that

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<v Speaker 3>I would relate to this. Well, your shoes. I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 3>to see your shoes are actually on right now, because

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<v Speaker 3>they're usually not. Because I have my Hey dudes on

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<v Speaker 3>and they're comfortable. My other shoes crimped my feet my

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<v Speaker 3>toes together because I have abnormally wide feet and an

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<v Speaker 3>abnormally wide peanut.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, so the thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that you were going to say about our

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<v Speaker 3>coworker who ran around barefoot.

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<v Speaker 2>That that's what I thought was going to come up.

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<v Speaker 2>And if that wasn't bad enough, then we watched it

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<v Speaker 2>barefoot into the bathroom, the men's bathroom. It was a female.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in there going to Okay, this is while

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<v Speaker 3>we're in the middle of COVID under construction. This individual

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<v Speaker 3>tend to just not wear shoes a lot, which is hey,

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<v Speaker 3>to each his own. That's cool, you're running around a

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<v Speaker 3>construction site.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when our whole suite was being remodeled, and

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<v Speaker 2>we worked through the whole thing. It was a we

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<v Speaker 2>found out after the fact we weren't even supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be in here. Yeah, building inspector lost is mind.

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<v Speaker 3>There were nails on the floor, chunks of wall on

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<v Speaker 3>the floor, and she's running around here barefoot at times,

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<v Speaker 3>and no names and uh. And then it all went

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<v Speaker 3>sideways when somebody saw her going in the women's bathroom

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<v Speaker 3>barefoot and they said, oh my god, she went the

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<v Speaker 3>in the bathroom barefoot. You know how gross it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I know how grossy women are in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 3>worse than men. Then I'm in the men's room taking

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<v Speaker 3>a pee and the women's room was closed off for

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<v Speaker 3>whatever reason, she comes running by me into the men's

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<v Speaker 3>room wall. I made a urinal, I was in a

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<v Speaker 3>I was in a freeze pee. I couldn't even go.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, it was like, you know where you're

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<v Speaker 3>going office? I was, and I don't get pa shy.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she said, everybody peeve bob, don't worry about it,

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<v Speaker 3>slams down the toilets and eat and started peeing, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was just going.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not every there.

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<v Speaker 4>God.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're all familiar with the uh, the history of

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<v Speaker 2>the men's fourth floor bathroom here in our suite.

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<v Speaker 3>It's disgusting if you're going in there barefoot, one thing

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<v Speaker 3>gross if you're doing it as a female leading growth.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, I can't believe you brought that back up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared. I'm scarred again, looking red my face. Just

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<v Speaker 3>gott are you all right? You can be okay, we

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<v Speaker 3>check the blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally there's this uh and more more on this on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page. Woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we've seen this story before. Generally it hasn't happened though,

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<v Speaker 2>with two e mts and a patient inside?

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<v Speaker 4>What yeah, yeah, who was supposed to be manning the

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<v Speaker 4>ambulance when she grabbed They had.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they had stopped, uh, you know, to tend to

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<v Speaker 2>this patient. They had loaded, were loading the patient in

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<v Speaker 2>to the back, and that's when she jumped in and

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<v Speaker 2>took off with all three of them in the back.

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<v Speaker 4>What did he do?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's there with a tranquilized Here's the crazy part, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Orleans police has a no pursuit policy.

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<v Speaker 3>He knows of accidents, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Another another ambulance managed to get her stopped.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take care of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is Johnny and ED Squad forty two were

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<v Speaker 3>in the back of the unit. No, this is the cops. Oh, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>this is Johnny and ED. Frank Frank from EMT. You

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<v Speaker 3>have your ears on, Frank. Yes, we've been hijacked. Oh no, wait, Frank,

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<v Speaker 3>the other Oh get on the script, Frank. It's somebody

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<v Speaker 3>in ED officers seth and it all right, Frank, here's

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<v Speaker 3>what we need to do. We're not allowed to do

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<v Speaker 3>pursuit because you know, somebody had too much fun it

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<v Speaker 3>marty girl one year and got beads for boobs and

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<v Speaker 3>and wrecked into it in hop pursuit anyway, do a

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<v Speaker 3>draft beer stand So listen, So.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop, Frank. It wasn't funny, Frank.

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<v Speaker 3>We need you to command our position right now and

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<v Speaker 3>crash that ambulance. Don't crash it too hard. You know

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<v Speaker 3>how to do the pit maneuver. Your co workers are

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<v Speaker 3>back there. It's some methad driving it. You should be good.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way. I would like to give rank or

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<v Speaker 4>you're still with it. Do you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still with you, and I just want to give

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<v Speaker 2>you full props here in your reenactment, not not naming

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<v Speaker 2>any of the participants, Jenkins.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow the Rug with us for three decades one on

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