1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: Stue throws a little line for Daisy to get some 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,080 wine than you. 3 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:09,759 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, what he doesn't understand is the Daisy uh 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,599 has an iron wall eating to never screw the crew, 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,960 and he's gonna he's gonna need some big guns. I 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,160 think he's gonna need a nerf ball to break that wall. 7 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:25,039 Speaker 1: Nerf ball, water balloon, some kind of you know those 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,239 little snapping things that you throw all the kids throw 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,280 them on the ground. Yeah like that. 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,119 Speaker 2: Maybe a tooth pick. Yeah, maybe it could blow really hard. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:01:03,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just blow real hard. I finally that's on. Hey, 12 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,799 it's a bad TV. What are you doing ordering a 13 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:09,200 turkey sandwich right now? What are you doing right now? Oh? 14 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 2: One of my buddies, his kid just turned twenty one 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,920 and they went out and bought buzzballs for his twenty 16 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:15,680 fourth birthday. 17 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:21,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, maybe we'll start over. No, it's fine. I 18 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,760 spilled a diet coke. It's fine. 19 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:28,519 Speaker 2: So that's what you get for. You should don't want 20 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:30,200 to start over. This is kind of a bad start. 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: I'd say. No, I think this is good. Hey, we 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:37,400 we did a PMZP that you can find a Patreon. 23 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:42,879 That's right where I thought we weren't doing a buzzball promotion. 24 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 2: No, no, we stopped doing buzzball promotions. 25 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,319 Speaker 1: But so why are we bringing up this quaint tail 26 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,359 of a kid? I mean, I'm being serious. I thought 27 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:53,799 that we were really not in good stand Now with 28 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:54,400 that we. 29 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:56,719 Speaker 2: Are now we've moved on to big SIPs. But I 30 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,560 was hoping to lure Buzzballs back. Remember I gave them 31 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:00,480 twenty four or hours. 32 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:02,159 Speaker 1: Got it? That's smart, that's smart. 33 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,319 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Yeah, they just got acquired by a 34 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,000 huge company for a half a billion dollars. I'd like 35 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,360 to think we're a little part of that. 36 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,159 Speaker 1: A little m Is there any podcasts that anyways, we're 37 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:24,199 here to break down whatever episode this was of Below Deck? Yeah, 38 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,599 how are we feeling about this season right now? 39 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,479 Speaker 2: Well, dal, don't we want to do some housekeeping? We 40 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:31,080 should break the news to some of our barnacles that 41 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,840 probably haven't looked at their phone in three days. We're 42 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,800 not doing the Bachelorette. It turns out the bachelorette wanted 43 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:42,159 to turn her condo into a WWE SmackDown without telling anybody. 44 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:46,000 M hmm, yeah, kids involved, and she's a horrible person, 45 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:47,800 and she's probably gonna go to hell, but before she 46 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,080 hits that, she'll make a pit stop at only fans. 47 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:51,319 Speaker 1: I'm sure. 48 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 2: So we're a vagina for five dollars a month. 49 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe not the vagina, but definitely the nips. You 50 00:02:57,319 --> 00:03:00,240 can get by with just nips. I think a lot 51 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,520 of people get I think. 52 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 2: Only for like a year. 53 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, then you got up your game. Yep. Uh so yeah, 54 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:12,120 we've released. It'll probably be in the feed our in 55 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:16,800 memoriam on the season that could have been, you know, 56 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:24,639 with Ruby Wren but also a chemically imbalanced uh, you know, 57 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,520 brought to life Ferbie Doll in Taylor Frankie Paul. I mean, 58 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:30,960 is that fucked up to say she looks so much 59 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:33,039 like a Ferbie Doll? No, a lot of people have agreed, 60 00:03:33,319 --> 00:03:39,439 especially the eyebrows. It's everything, but what a disgusting rat. 61 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,120 And also, yeah, so all of our thoughts will be there. 62 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:44,560 It's a very messy thing. 63 00:03:44,719 --> 00:03:48,759 Speaker 2: But the good news is, hey, we got plenty of 64 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:50,960 good television to recap. We got The Real Housewives of 65 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:54,199 Rhode Island, which is adjacent The Bachelor because we have 66 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:58,599 Ashley I a k a. The Crier, who was on 67 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:01,599 that season of that guy who was the bachelor and 68 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:03,599 then left the season and killed a guy. 69 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: Chris, Oh, was she on that one? 70 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:07,879 Speaker 2: Yeah? 71 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,599 Speaker 1: You know, I have to say such a smart move 72 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:13,400 to kill a guy. When not to kill a guy? 73 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,520 Not to kill a guy. But if you do kill 74 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,360 a guy, Let's say you had a couple of pops 75 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,720 and you decide I'm the fucking batcher. I'm just gonna 76 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,959 drive home and kill someone. 77 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,639 Speaker 2: Run oh your. 78 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: And no no tests, no nothing. 79 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,399 Speaker 2: When the police knock at your door say I need 80 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,000 a warrant. 81 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: That worked out for him. Yeah, I mean he's going 82 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,839 to go to hell, yeah for sure, but he'll be 83 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,519 getting for eternity. 84 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 2: Yeah he's out now though. 85 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: It good for him. 86 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,399 Speaker 2: But yeah, but. 87 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:47,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, when you accidentally kill someone, a lot of people 88 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:53,800 get into this kind of panicked place where their adrenaline 89 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,920 is going and they confess things and they own up 90 00:04:57,959 --> 00:05:00,680 to think not Chris Sales. No, he took a B 91 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:06,920 line to that house. We're also covering the Valley Summerhouse. Patron. Oh, 92 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:10,800 that's Slash another podcast network, you know, guna Valley Persian style. 93 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,279 I'm so sad that we missed it. We got to 94 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:12,959 do next season. 95 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 2: We'll do next season. 96 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,079 Speaker 1: And I'm gunna, I'm sad Persian style. All right, get 97 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:21,240 in the comments. Let us know what you thought of 98 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,600 the episode. What do you think of the episode below deck? 99 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually enjoyed it. 100 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:26,879 Speaker 1: Oh Kaylyn's here, Hello. 101 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 2: I might give him my notts right now. 102 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,399 Speaker 1: No, can you talk to me about how you feel 103 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:33,439 about the season so far? 104 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 2: I think it's going well. Yeah, yeah, I'm enjoying the 105 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,480 I'm enjoying Ben because he's had quite a journey so far, 106 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,759 because he actually touched on it. This episode, which is 107 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:53,839 his introduction into the restaurant business, was chefs throwing hot 108 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:57,240 frying pans at his head, and I think he thinks 109 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,959 he's dealing with these young sous chefs with kid gloves 110 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,839 and they're just they're they're not taking it well. And 111 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:07,000 this is going to be the second sous chef to 112 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:11,000 run up to the captain and report him to a superior, right, 113 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,199 That's kind of fun. And then also he's got what 114 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,360 do you call him, mister. 115 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: Grumpet or something, Wilson Grummet. 116 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and he's got Jenna who's kind of into him. 117 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,879 But he's got to kind of play it coy because 118 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:27,000 he doesn't want to look like a creepy old son 119 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:27,480 of a bitch. 120 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, no way to avoid that. But I'll say, you know, 121 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:36,040 when when elder statesmen speak of the training grounds of 122 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:40,639 your it's irrelevant. You know, in the Madman era, used 123 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:43,720 to be able to fire your assistant for refusing to 124 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,199 have sex with you, right, And it's like you could 125 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:50,240 mention that it used to be like that, but it's 126 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,360 completely irrelevant. We've actually improved. People aren't throwing frying pans 127 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,959 at each other anymore. So irrelevant. 128 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 2: And dare I argue I think there's a I think 129 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,920 there's a better way to get people to deal with 130 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:06,519 stress in the work environment better, yeah than throwing hot 131 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:07,439 frying pans at there. 132 00:07:07,519 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, ballistics are usually not a very relaxing thing to 133 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,920 have to contend with, you know, it goes to Jay. 134 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,040 There's this famous story of Will Ferrell and Adam McKay 135 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,680 pranking the cast of some movie they were on where 136 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,240 they had heard reports of Michael Bay flipping out of 137 00:07:22,279 --> 00:07:24,560 people on set. So they decided that they were going 138 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:26,319 to get up in front of everybody and just start 139 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,000 screaming and start being real huge pieces of shit to people, 140 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,360 and everyone was just like, what are you doing? Why 141 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,879 are you talking to us like that? This doesn't make 142 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:38,279 any sense, is unprofessional. Now we'll get into the whole 143 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:41,000 Ellie ben thing, but I don't think he's being that 144 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,199 bad to her. Yea, Ellie's like I said, we'll get it. 145 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 2: Can I tell you what happened? 146 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: I think it's a mid season if you ask me, 147 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:50,079 it's a mid mid season. I get to the end 148 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,360 of these episodes, I go, where's the jews, where's the squeeze, 149 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:56,439 where's the fucking shit? 150 00:07:56,639 --> 00:08:01,279 Speaker 2: Now, to be us, we've seen like forty two of 151 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:04,319 these seasons, Matt. I mean, come on, it's hard to 152 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,959 the scale? Is the bar is high for us to 153 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,199 see something new? And to be fair to ou, I 154 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,800 mean she in her childhood played a one sided game 155 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:15,079 of dodgeball with. 156 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:20,639 Speaker 1: Scud missiles right dodge missiles right, So she I think 157 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,319 she's triggered is the word the kids use. 158 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 2: But anyway, to answer your question, I'm enjoying the season 159 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:35,279 so far, and I enjoyed this episode. I've I'm curious 160 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:39,000 about who gets fired because I'm pretty sure someone's gonna 161 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:42,360 get fired right now. I think it might be right 162 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,440 now if the bet the betting markets or Alisha or 163 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,840 potentially the balk and Biscuit for that move that she 164 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,240 made walking in front of the guests, all huffy and puffy. 165 00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:58,159 Speaker 1: Yeah you think, yeah, yeah, they're gonna get rid of 166 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,360 another fucking Galley had. 167 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,039 Speaker 2: Imagine throwing Alicia back down. 168 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:07,279 Speaker 1: I would love that. Okay, so how many pots? 169 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:08,159 Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it fourteen. 170 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,039 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a fourteen as well. I thought 171 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:17,960 it was really fun. I love I love Mark. I 172 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,159 love a man who identifies a mark and goes, you 173 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,320 know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna bleed this pasty 174 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,799 white man dry. Oh yeah, I'm gonna take my sister 175 00:09:27,799 --> 00:09:30,200 out of poverty, and I'm gonna fucking sail on yachts. 176 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,639 I'm gonna bring all my friends, and yeah, I'll let 177 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,759 him tuck into me. But you know, it's the price 178 00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:41,240 of admission, that's right. Love the Love, the hustle, continuing 179 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:43,759 to love Jenna and Ellie. You know we're big fans 180 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:50,159 of Alley. Ellie's you know, a bit of a nutbag sometimes, 181 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,279 so am I though all of us are, all of 182 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:57,919 us are nutbags. Sometimes you snap, you lose control of 183 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,240 your faculties. That's it, We've all done it. We didn't 184 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:04,879 even sell veggies after you know, winning, dare I say 185 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:08,759 a game of dodge missile? That's really you know, we've 186 00:10:08,759 --> 00:10:10,639 had it easy. So we get back from a night 187 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:15,720 out and Jenny Jenna is still nauseated by Eddie. I 188 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,559 very much love blacktout Jenna because you know, speaking of 189 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,919 losing your faculty. She is an absolute walking zombie. But 190 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,279 she still has the wherewithal and the druther to go. 191 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:30,480 I'm disgusted by you and your mustache. Get away from me, 192 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:31,120 go to sleep. 193 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,759 Speaker 2: I will say that, though, but she's given this way 194 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,440 too much energy for a person that's over it. 195 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:38,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, am I right? 196 00:10:38,519 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 2: Like from personal experience, when you're over something, you feel 197 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:46,200 no need to waste your time on it or give 198 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:51,440 it any energy any more. Like Chubby Indian girl porn. 199 00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:58,720 That was a hypothetical. I don't watch porn. I'll give 200 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,159 a real example, a toxic relationship. 201 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 1: Why did you do that? It didn't even make any sense. 202 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,159 And it's like such a personal thing. And honestly, I'm 203 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:12,879 not gonna kink shape, but I'll just say that's disgusting, 204 00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:22,080 fucking not chubby Indian women. That's not what I'm saying 205 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,480 is disgusting. That's not what I'm saying is disgusting. You 206 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,480 beating off to them is disgusting. 207 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:32,919 Speaker 2: I don't watch porn. I save it from my wife. Okay, 208 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,080 it was a hypothetical. 209 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: Yeah again, it didn't fucking make any sense. Juel throws 210 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:42,559 a little line for Daisy to get some wine, says 211 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,200 not thank you. 212 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, what he doesn't understand is the Daisy uh 213 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,759 has an iron wall eating to never screw the crew, 214 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,080 and he's gonna he's gonna need some big guns. I 215 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,080 think he's gonna need a nerf ball to break that wall. 216 00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, nerf ball, water balloon, some kind of you know 217 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,159 those little snapping things that you throw all the kids 218 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,480 throw them on the ground. Yeah, yeah like that. 219 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 2: Maybe a tooth pick. Yeah, maybe could blow really hard. 220 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: Yeah you could just blow really hard. Yeah. Yeah, but 221 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:17,559 yeah you get fart. Yeah. It's gonna be an uphill battle, though, 222 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:19,840 is what we're saying. Jenna and Ben have a little 223 00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:23,840 chat and God said, here is mom masterpiece. 224 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 2: Hello, Austin Powers, can I say something about sitting there 225 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,879 in the galley like he did? He did not go 226 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,120 out remember he sat and drank a little wine like 227 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,720 Mariah Carey in a bubble bath, which I liked. 228 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:41,919 Speaker 1: Famously captured on Richard Branson's island. Mariah Carey, Yeah, she 229 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:44,360 did an episode of Cribs that was iconic. But then 230 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:46,919 she also did one I believe where she was featured 231 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,200 touring Richard Branson's island as a guest. As a guest. Yeah, 232 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,600 and it's important to mention also that Richard Branson fucked 233 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,399 kids and is all over the Epstein files. Oh yeah, 234 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,240 are you kidding me? 235 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 2: Oh man? 236 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, Jalen was telling me that before 237 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,200 we fired it up. I was right, I'm you know what, 238 00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:08,960 I'm honestly like, it's a lot for it. 239 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,399 Speaker 2: Don't get us in trouble if that's alleged. Still, you 240 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:17,159 know what I mean, get in trouble. It's alleged, it's alleged, 241 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,440 but you know it's not alleged. 242 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,799 Speaker 1: It's important for me to say that that's alleged. 243 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,399 Speaker 2: This is why you got to go to our patreon. 244 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,600 You know who was on that island though, is Stephen Hawking. Yeah, 245 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,240 and I cover that in PMC because ten years ago, 246 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:31,960 that scumbag in that that nerdy little wheelchair guy. Is 247 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,039 that a strip club? And I have audio of him 248 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,360 trying to pick up on some of the working girls, 249 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,759 and let me just say it was very inappropriate. 250 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. Pat was at a bachelor party 251 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,919 and went to a strip club. 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Code bad TV. Loomygummies dot com code bad TV. 284 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:27,799 Speaker 2: All right, Oh wanna talk about this? So Ben did 285 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,039 something very calculated. He does not spend any money, waste 286 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,120 any time out. He knows when they're coming back, and 287 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:37,200 he also knows that that little eating area is a 288 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,440 walk walkway area to get to the bunks, so he's 289 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,960 staying there for Jen Jenna. Oh, okay, I had a roommate, 290 00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:50,559 which all my friends nicknamed Scraps. He was such a scumbag. Yeah, 291 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,480 he would not go out to the bars. 292 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, he waited. 293 00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:57,039 Speaker 2: Wait until we came back from the bars at one 294 00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:59,279 two in the morning, and we bring back a bunch 295 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,799 of girls, and and we'd all be partying, maybe watching 296 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,919 a movie, and then lo and behold, at about two 297 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:07,480 in the morning, Scraps would open the door, lurkout, and 298 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,799 he'd go, hey, what are you guys doing, And then 299 00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:13,879 he'd start working himself in. I don't Therefore he earned 300 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,000 the name Scraps. 301 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: He must have had good game, though, because it's such 302 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,000 a it's very good looking. It's such a creepy position 303 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,080 to take, and you don't have the context with the 304 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,039 women you're coming in In the seventh inning, Ice. 305 00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 2: Cold agreed, but it doesn't hurt to be a newbie 306 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,480 because you're fresh meat. 307 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: So oh, that's a really good point. 308 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,200 Speaker 2: It works for him. 309 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Eddie walks by and pats Jenna's head, rubs it, 310 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:40,759 and then professes his love for Jenna. You know, we 311 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,759 spoke of Scraps, who seems like a real cocksman, somebody 312 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,759 who really understood the rule book. Talk to me about 313 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,639 Eddie's failure to gameplay. I mean, this guy's lost. 314 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 2: He sucks. I mean his only gameplay now is what 315 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,840 he essentially plans on relying on, which is just stay 316 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:00,200 away from her, be yourself, and hope to god. She 317 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,759 gets drunk one night and starts feeling affection for you 318 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,880 again and has a renewed interest in you. But that's 319 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,799 the only play. 320 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,839 Speaker 1: Sure, and that is a very common play in this world. 321 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:14,759 It's really the main play. You just sit wait for 322 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:19,000 the kind of psych word shit to go over to strike, 323 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,720 and then everyone starts making love. Ellie, as we know, 324 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,119 was bombed and sold vegetables, and she wants to be 325 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:32,119 called by her name, and she atches a conversation with 326 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:40,279 Juau about this. Now, this is a twofold effort that 327 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:45,319 cannot be pulled off. Ellie is trying to flirt with Joo. 328 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:50,000 As we've discussed, she wants him to inseminate her. But 329 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:56,359 you cannot try to progress an effort of insemination via 330 00:17:56,759 --> 00:18:00,799 an HR. Hey, I'd like your advice on a a 331 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:06,680 work environment thing. You know, Ellie's not presenting sexuality here. 332 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,400 She's presenting like I'm having a trouble in the workplace thing. 333 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,599 But she's attempting to exude sexuality or flirt in some way, 334 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,640 and it's really, really bizarre and it doesn't work well. 335 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 2: She's presenting as a damsel in distress, sir, And so 336 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,880 this is for him to step in and help. And boy, 337 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,720 some real solid advice here. I think he had to 338 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:26,839 probably go look at some literature to read up on this, 339 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,920 He says, why didn't she tell him? 340 00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:33,759 Speaker 1: Well, as simple as that advice is, she does not 341 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:37,279 follow said advice. She waits and then she snaps. 342 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:39,279 Speaker 2: She does talk to him one time, doesn't she I 343 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,000 don't think she meant no, You're right, I take that back. 344 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 1: No, all right, So Alicia apologizes for losing the helmet, 345 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 and then we get into the kitchen the next morning, 346 00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:52,400 four hours before the charter, Ben says that he needs 347 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:57,799 to find himself. He's not really operating at one hundred 348 00:18:57,799 --> 00:18:59,319 percent this morning. So what he's going to do four 349 00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:02,160 hours before the just head outside take a quick dip. Now, 350 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:08,960 the problem with that is that it's insane. Period. Second 351 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,480 problem with that is if he told Ellie last night, Hey, 352 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:15,039 I'm gonna go take a massive glass of cab to 353 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,799 the face and draw a bubble bath. And because I'm 354 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:21,079 doing that, you can stay in early or you can 355 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,920 come in late. And that's not the case. She comes 356 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,839 in at the same time she always does, and he says, 357 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,359 Oh glad you're here. I'm gonna go swimming. It's not 358 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,720 Oh okay, Kaitlin, correct, correct. 359 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,160 Speaker 2: Let me tell you what's happening here. This is what 360 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:39,079 happens when you're a fan favorite and you've been on 361 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:42,559 the show technically in the lore of the Below Deck 362 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,680 world for a number of years. There's a sense of entitlement. 363 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 1: Are you a fan of Ben? 364 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,599 Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I just whenever I mock him, people 365 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,960 get in the comments and go, you know, he's kind 366 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,559 of respecting the world. And by the way, your friend 367 00:19:53,599 --> 00:19:55,400 k Chastein's gonna be pissed about how do you talk 368 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,839 about him? And I don't care. 369 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:03,759 Speaker 1: No, No, we are unbridled. We have no bits in 370 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:07,319 our mouth. No one can steer us any way, shape 371 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:07,759 or form. 372 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 2: And that's why we're the number one show. 373 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:14,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say, though, I love the Above Deck Ladies. 374 00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:18,279 Speaker 2: Oh, there's a show in Australia that's pretty good too. 375 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:19,279 There's two girls that do it. 376 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're good too. Yeah, all right. 377 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:25,799 Speaker 2: That new oven arrives and it's as beautiful as Ben's 378 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:27,480 dead mother who's still alive. 379 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: What was that again? 380 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 2: Remember he said, is that oven that broke? 381 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: Was? Oh, like his mom does, she's not dead. 382 00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. It confused the audience last week, just as much 383 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,680 as him serving that lobster spring roll fifteen times. I 384 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,400 think you pointed out, very confusing. 385 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: We'll see that again, Mark my words. All right, let's 386 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,519 get to a preference sheet and it's time for a 387 00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:55,519 preferend shape Man four, a charter once in a lifetime 388 00:20:55,559 --> 00:21:00,279 celebration where their love there being Mark and Clay who 389 00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:05,279 are getting kind of hitched for real. Way to go, 390 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,000 Way to go Mark, you know as sugar baby, Way 391 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:09,559 to go Mark. 392 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 2: Later on, sorry to jump the head though. Yeah, when 393 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,920 he tells his sister that he's gay, I don't. 394 00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:19,200 Speaker 1: Even think that was what they were talking about. No, No, 395 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,160 I think his sister was like, I can't believe you're 396 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,000 fleecing this guy. This is so unbelievable. We're so poking. 397 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,240 We're on a yacht now. 398 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 2: Because I was like, oh, I wish we got there earlier. 399 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,880 When he told her he was gay, because she's like 400 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,640 confused and she's like, what the fuck is up? And 401 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,920 he's like, you look, come on, you know, I don't 402 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,519 talk like that. I just got to hit all this 403 00:21:37,559 --> 00:21:38,519 guy's money. 404 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:44,519 Speaker 1: No, no, no. Him coming out is like ed gain and 405 00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:48,559 someone's skin saying I did it. Oh okay. It's like 406 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:54,160 it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah no, 407 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,480 I know, I know you did. You're covered in another 408 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:00,160 person's skin. I assume you killed that in person, so 409 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,319 you're talking about yeah. All right. Anyways, so they've got 410 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,119 a four day charter coming up, way too long for 411 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,640 this show. 412 00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:09,519 Speaker 2: I have to tell you why. It's we get sick 413 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,200 of the charter guests sometimes. What they did in seasons 414 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,880 past where the guests would do charter this long, is 415 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,680 they literally skip over entire days of the charter. 416 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,039 Speaker 1: We saw that last season, I think, where we were 417 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,960 just fast forward through a day. 418 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,839 Speaker 2: And the other part is we don't get the sea 419 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,559 rats night out, where obviously we always get hyjaens. Yep. 420 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 1: You have to strike the balance on the show. The 421 00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:39,519 balance is important. We need a pie chart, right, We 422 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:43,400 need the food, we need the mistakes, we need the 423 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,480 the guests. We need the ball. 424 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:47,880 Speaker 2: It's like that fucking train that keeps going around and 425 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,160 it's powered and has all those people on it. There's 426 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,920 the poor people in the back that eat the cot 427 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:55,200 That's right, right, that's what this show is. It's snow 428 00:22:55,240 --> 00:23:00,559 piercer how so well, like you just explained it. 429 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: Hey, did you start watching Age of fucking Illusion or 430 00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:07,160 whatever the fuck it is? 431 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:11,319 Speaker 2: Age of Attraction? Watched all the episodes is I love it. 432 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,279 It's very slow in the sense that it is very 433 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:19,039 much like love is blind. It's two people that should 434 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:21,920 not be together or multiple couples in any stretch of 435 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,599 the imagination, and then it slows down. You meet their 436 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,240 family and their friends. It's very uncomfortable, but you're just 437 00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,680 staring at two people and you're going, how the fuck 438 00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:32,400 do you two people think you're gonna make it? 439 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 1: Nick files like. 440 00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:39,400 Speaker 2: He doesn't really talk. It's his wife. She runs the show. 441 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,640 He is horrible on television. I know he's pretty to 442 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,160 look at, but he is not good on TV? 443 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 1: Is his wife good on TV? Even shrill? Cold monster? 444 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,279 Speaker 2: You can tell she's taken classes, and you can tell 445 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:56,720 she by the way you want to talk about using someone? Yeah, 446 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,160 he does not know he is a mark. Do you 447 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,240 think she's with you, you idiot? You're fucking twenty years 448 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,920 older than her. 449 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited for the family law to take to 450 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,400 get their fucking talents in that one that's coming anyways. Oh, 451 00:24:09,519 --> 00:24:10,279 let's get back to it. 452 00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. So Daisy says she's kind of 453 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,880 nervous because of the. 454 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 1: Whole calen What do you think do you think Nick 455 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,000 Vile's gonna get divorced to his wife on the Vile 456 00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:20,680 Files podcast. I'd put money on it. 457 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,839 Speaker 2: Okay, everyone hates him, all right. So Daisy's nervous because 458 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,319 of this whole wedding day thing they have to pull off, right, 459 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,200 It's because she says it's going to be the most 460 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:37,759 important day of their lives. Her words, not mine. 461 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 462 00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,759 Speaker 2: Now, I'm just gonna say this. You can leave your 463 00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:44,319 thirty second birthday with a theme like cowboy hats and 464 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,119 hot dogs. You can leave that up to sea rats. Okay, 465 00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:49,880 cowboy hats and hot dogs, you know, like a theme. 466 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,559 They have a lot of stupid themes, you know, But 467 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,039 don't leave the most important thing of anything up to 468 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,880 goddamn sea rats. They'll fuck it up. They almost killed 469 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:02,720 someone three charters ago, am I right? 470 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 1: We're not even kidding about that. It sounds like we're joking, 471 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,640 and we are, but it's very serious. They almost killed 472 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,000 someone mm hmm. 473 00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 2: And now they're gonna pull off a wedding. 474 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: Daisy has a little chat with Ben about Ellie because 475 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,079 Ellie comes to Daisy, which inspires Ben to go chat 476 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,720 with Ellie. Now Ben has not faced down a Bosnian 477 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,440 aka Slovakian woman whatever she is. 478 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 2: It's played a one sided game of dodgeball with missiles. 479 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called dodge missile. 480 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,839 Speaker 2: A dodge missile. Sorry, sorry, hey, I do want to 481 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,119 I don't what do you not get? I want to 482 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,920 say this. I want to back up for one second. 483 00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:53,279 I because I bust Daisy's balls a lot, right. This 484 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,440 was very sweet of her, and I guess the balk 485 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,839 and Biscuit didn't get the memo. Daisy framed her talk 486 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,720 with Ben as though she was an observer to this behavior, yes, 487 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,920 as opposed to throwing like she told me this and 488 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,559 that was very sweet of days. 489 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,039 Speaker 1: Credit where credit's do yeah for you? That was really 490 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:13,640 really lovely. 491 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,240 Speaker 2: Okay. Then Ben sits down with Ellie and then the 492 00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:19,160 first thing that comes out of her mouth is like, yeah, 493 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,400 this is what's been pissing me off about you, as 494 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,839 though she's been telling the entire boat about how much 495 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,000 she hates your behavior. Ben. 496 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he had no other thing to do than 497 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:31,720 apologize and fold because he'd been drawing himself himself bubble 498 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:35,759 baths and swimming. So he, you know, he goes, you know, 499 00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:38,160 I'll work on it, and I apologize for leaving in 500 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,319 the lurch like that. Now we've still got the sweetie, 501 00:26:40,319 --> 00:26:42,440 the booboo, the honey tits, that kind of thing, which 502 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:48,000 is simmering over now. Juel and Daisy talk about what 503 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:53,400 they're gonna do after after the charter, and they they 504 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,240 talk about how nobody fucking gets them, you know, nobody 505 00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:01,400 fucking They haven't had any successful relation ship yet, and 506 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:08,359 there's there's definite, definitely some undertones there, but unfortunately Juwau 507 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:15,119 has to conquer an impenetrable edict and we're not sure 508 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,680 how he's going to. You know, we theorized that it 509 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:22,960 would be with you know, you know one of those 510 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:26,200 McDonald's happy meals things where you just you they're they're 511 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:31,440 like these little figurine you throw it at, knock it down. 512 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,880 Maybe a polgo stick. We're not sure how high the 513 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,440 wall is. 514 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:38,799 Speaker 2: No, I how about you just look at it for 515 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:40,759 a little while. I think very hard. 516 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,559 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right right right, yeah yeah. And that hypothetical 517 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,640 Juau is like that little Oracle kid from the Matrix, 518 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,119 you know when that started getting weird? 519 00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:53,880 Speaker 2: Oh I hate the Matrix, the second one, the third 520 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,400 one and whatever piece of ship Netflix. 521 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,680 Speaker 1: The oracle is a is a The oracle is a 522 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,079 black black woman. But then there was like kid right 523 00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:03,880 who was in Caitlin am I right on the bending 524 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,920 the spoon? Yeah, he's spending the spoon? Was that one 525 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,519 of the oracle's pupils? Anyways? 526 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 2: Those were bad, two different oracles. By the way, the 527 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,759 woman who was in part two she died of cancer, 528 00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,960 so they replaced her, which also confused me. I hate 529 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 those the second and third one. They didn't need to 530 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,559 get made no, it made no sense. 531 00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:23,839 Speaker 1: It made no sense. I mean, we've got the fucking 532 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,079 We've got the little the little data kid and the 533 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,720 cute old Asian man going around trying to open up 534 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,720 all the doors, the key master. What the fuck? I'm 535 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:39,480 just going on the CGI. Sorry, we'll get back to 536 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,799 the show in one second. But the CGI in the 537 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:44,440 first one is, you know, it's two than it's nineteen 538 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,000 ninety nine. But so it's not great. Somehow it gets worse, 539 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:53,640 just so much worse. Jar Jar Binks was right, Yeah, 540 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,960 I mean when he's fighting all the age and spensh 541 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,160 You're like, what this looks like Wallace and Grame. It's crazy. 542 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 2: It was horrible. Okay, Now back to Daisy. Yeah, yeah, okay. 543 00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:04,839 They're feeling each other out here though, that's what this 544 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,480 whole line of questioning is about. And he learned when 545 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,240 he learns that she loves jerks, yeah, he's like, wow, 546 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,559 and old Patty here, I heard wedding bills, kidding. I 547 00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:17,359 heard their private parts smacking each other. 548 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 1: You heard the cops getting cold? 549 00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 2: Well yeah, then I heard arguing, and then lots of cigarettes, 550 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,720 which I don't think makes sound, but oh no, you can. 551 00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 1: Hear them, especially when you're talking to a smoker. You're 552 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:38,440 really enjoying that cigarette, are you? 553 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 2: Golly? 554 00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:45,839 Speaker 1: You know? And the craziest thing is that the fourth 555 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,599 matrix was I think about Matrix. 556 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 2: Yes, those guys really lost their fastballs. I'm sorry they're girls. 557 00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:06,519 They both turned to girls testicles. Let's move on you 558 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,279 like that one? 559 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,920 Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He's very transphobic, that's why he was laughing, 560 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,759 like you should fire him. All right, So Alicia left 561 00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:18,119 all the fucking towels in all I love Alisha. She's 562 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,000 just like, you know, I'm really actually quite stressed out. 563 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,640 I'm actually going to leave trash everywhere for the paying guts. 564 00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:25,680 Speaker 2: Uh. 565 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,559 Speaker 1: Okay, So one of the women the guests arrive. One 566 00:30:30,599 --> 00:30:34,880 of the women is dressed in what is one of 567 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,440 the more absurd hats I've seen in some time. I 568 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,319 don't watch the Kentucky Derby. That's the Mecca. 569 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,279 Speaker 2: Right around the corner, by the way, is it really Yeah, 570 00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,480 it's on Ruby's wedding day. I was gonna go, but 571 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,160 of course it's more important to go to my sister's wedding. 572 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:48,119 Speaker 1: You weren't gonna go. 573 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,119 Speaker 2: I was thinking of going. 574 00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:56,599 Speaker 1: You weren't even thinking of going. 575 00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:58,319 Speaker 2: I was going to go to a place where we 576 00:30:58,359 --> 00:30:59,599 were going to watch it on the screen. 577 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:05,359 Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, I don't even buy that, but I can, 578 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,759 you know, we can at least have a conversation. I 579 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:12,440 was going to go to the Kentucky Derby. Hilarious. Okay, 580 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,680 One of the women arrived in the Kentucky Derby hat. 581 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640 We have a little bit of an issue right out 582 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:24,680 of the gate. Though there's a Maxi path, there's a 583 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:35,799 sanitary product adhered I mean really adhered to the side 584 00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:36,440 of this cabinet. 585 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 2: What jokester did that? By the way, if you want 586 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,200 to hear a great story of Patty finding his own 587 00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:45,559 version of a Kouchie liner in my bathroom, go to 588 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:46,400 our summerhouse. 589 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,599 Speaker 1: Ye, summer house. 590 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,960 Speaker 2: There's a true story. The Patty was in his own 591 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,599 bathroom and I found a Kuchie liner in there. 592 00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: Uh huh, you found a sanitary napkin. That's right, that 593 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:02,960 was a plump. I mean, I can't even imagine. It's 594 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,839 fine finding your wife's that's not a big deal. But strangers, 595 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,480 is that someone you don't know that I'll never forget it. 596 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,359 Speaker 2: I know exactly how that charter guess felt. 597 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 1: Well, not really, because this one was just stuck to 598 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,359 the wall. The one you found was actually you know, 599 00:32:22,119 --> 00:32:25,440 it had drank from the watering hole. Is that a 600 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:32,839 way to describe it? Sorry? Fuck? Can I say why 601 00:32:32,839 --> 00:32:34,160 did we need to bring that up? 602 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to promote our Patreon Hey, can I 603 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,880 say why this is important to find a cooochi liner? 604 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,559 And you could just say, look, can you do me 605 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:43,039 a favor. 606 00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,759 Speaker 1: We're not going to talk about it much longer. Can 607 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:46,880 you call it something else? 608 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,599 Speaker 2: Get ready to No? 609 00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:55,279 Speaker 1: No, just call it what they called it. Call it 610 00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:57,359 what everyone they call it, a panty liner. 611 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:04,079 Speaker 2: The panty line is what would be perceived as a tell. 612 00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:06,880 So did you ever hear the story where Van Hallen 613 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,559 and their rider you no help ask the venue that 614 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:12,359 they were going to perform in front of twenty thousand 615 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:16,880 people to remove all the brown eminems from their thing. 616 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,519 It's not that they liked eminem's. It's not that they 617 00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:22,519 hated brown eminems. It would be the first thing in 618 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:25,119 their rider. So when they showed up to their guest 619 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:27,240 thing where the food would be, they'd looked at the 620 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,680 thing of eminems and they'd see a bunch of brown eminems. 621 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,440 They'd realize they never read the rider, and then they'd 622 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,640 be concerned about their crew. Well, if they didn't fucking 623 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,319 read this, then they didn't hang the sound speakers the 624 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,640 right way. Someone might get killed here right when you 625 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,400 see the what do we call it? That means they 626 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,680 didn't clean the toilet bowl property. That means like there 627 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:52,640 might be some semen somewhere. You can't trust anything. These 628 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,640 goddamn sea rats did. They overlooked everything. 629 00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,839 Speaker 1: These guests were so cool about this, cool about it. 630 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,799 Speaker 2: I was a little un nervous, how panicked the initial 631 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,240 charter guess was? I thought that was like she was 632 00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:09,199 treating it as like a fore alarm fire. Well, you 633 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,199 would have thought that thing had eyes and was going 634 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,039 to try and eat her. 635 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,920 Speaker 1: I I think if you're in the in the service environment, 636 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360 if you go into a hotel and you're paying a 637 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,320 lot of money and there's a fucking koucie whatever on 638 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,159 on the wall or the cat, that's I would fucking 639 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,679 raise hell. You know, one of my favorite things to 640 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,760 do call and complain. Get upgraded in two seconds after that. 641 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:41,360 All right, So we talk about that and it's gross. 642 00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 2: Do you want to know what's in a paper plane? 643 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: I know what's in a paper plane? 644 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:47,639 Speaker 2: Tell me because I have it in front of it. 645 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,840 Speaker 1: I know it's apparol. That's what gives it orange? Ye? 646 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,679 Was it is it? Uh? 647 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,079 Speaker 2: There's a couple of things I can't even pronounce. A quintessentia. 648 00:34:58,519 --> 00:34:59,039 Speaker 1: What is that? 649 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:04,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, and an armora no Nino announces I'm tomorrow. Yeah, 650 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,159 I'm amorrow. And then is a gin that might be 651 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,360 with this version of quintest, said Sentia is. 652 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,559 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of a gross drink. 653 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,920 Speaker 2: And also it says the highest proof of bourbon they have. 654 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,159 Speaker 1: Oh it's bourbon, yeah, bourbon and apaol and a mark. 655 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,440 I don't want that. That's that's a lot of nuttiness. 656 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,480 And it's orange. 657 00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:29,719 Speaker 2: Created in two thousand and eight by some mixologists for 658 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,320 a contest. 659 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:36,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's pretty iconic. It's pretty iconic. But I 660 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,920 don't know what these people are doing. You have to 661 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,079 treat sea rats like a dive bar. Oh yeah, let's 662 00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:46,599 go with the gin. I'm happy with gin and tonics. Okay, 663 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,559 we're not doing a last word here. I'm not ordering 664 00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:51,960 a last word with sea rats. 665 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 2: How about hand them a piece of paper with the 666 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:54,880 ingredients on it. 667 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,760 Speaker 1: That's fine, but still it's it's like, you know, you 668 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,239 have to be able to feel the rhythm of the cocktail. 669 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,840 It's not gonna happen with these people anyways. They order 670 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,360 a paper plane. Alicia has no idea what's going on. 671 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:14,000 Ben continues to call Ellie Boo boo and Sweetie and whatnot. 672 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:15,960 And one of the guys slides down the slide the 673 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,000 wrong way. Clay does a scuba motorcycle thing. There's something 674 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:24,760 something tells me that everyone on this charter is Mark's friend. 675 00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:31,119 And then Clay is just paying for everything and waiting 676 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:34,840 to just crack one off at night. But he doesn't 677 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,840 seem like he's having the best time. Yeah, anyway, so 678 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,559 he's a sweet guy. There's a one do you. 679 00:36:40,519 --> 00:36:44,519 Speaker 2: Remember that sucker? It was like three seasons ago he 680 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,480 paid to paid for friends. Do you remember that guy? 681 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit. And he was just like, so 682 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,320 tell me about yourself. It's like, what do you How 683 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,679 do you not know these people? 684 00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 2: I know? He just was really sad he was buying friends. God, 685 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:03,559 it's almost like this guy, I. 686 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 1: Mean, listen, he's in love. He's in love. One of 687 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,639 the women is twerking outside. 688 00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:15,760 Speaker 2: I never saw a twerking result in head trauma. 689 00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:18,119 Speaker 1: I've seen it all the time. Tworking is a very 690 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:22,239 very dangerous thing to do. That's why I don't do it. Okay, 691 00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:27,320 But she twerks, h she twerks, and she falls and 692 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,519 she is I believe concussed. 693 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,639 Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is poor Eddie. Right before her 694 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,000 uh her head hit that wall, he said, do you 695 00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:39,880 need help? And very uh, very rudely, she said. 696 00:37:39,679 --> 00:37:40,760 Speaker 1: No, uh huh. 697 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,719 Speaker 2: He must there must be a small part of him 698 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,480 as a human that enjoyed her head smashing against that wall. 699 00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:48,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Sea Red's love. When the paying guests 700 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,800 are harmed, it's just part of the part of the thing. 701 00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:56,639 Let's get to Pride night. The Queen has arrived, Mark Marcus, 702 00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:58,840 the Queen clays the Mark. This is just for me. 703 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,960 And that one guy said he's twenty four. That was shocking. 704 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,000 He's a big guy. He's twenty four years old. 705 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,280 Speaker 2: I I know he could have been forty. 706 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,199 Speaker 1: Muscles. Let's get to let's get to. 707 00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:17,880 Speaker 2: Let's get to dinner. By the way, ended abruptly, very quick. 708 00:38:18,159 --> 00:38:21,480 I yes, please tell me what the hell happened here? 709 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,880 Speaker 1: Muscles and clams monette. I don't know what this dish is. 710 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:34,440 It looks like a tomato based something. It's French, which 711 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,119 I don't usually associate tomato based things with French cuisine. 712 00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:41,039 But that's fine. This was a lovely way to start 713 00:38:41,079 --> 00:38:44,840 the meal. Let's put a little parsley on top. Let's 714 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,519 garnish the dish somehow and not just serve a bucket 715 00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:56,480 full of shellfish boiled open, once alive and now ready 716 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,880 to be consumed. It's just kind of a I don't know, 717 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:03,679 necrotic looking plate. I give it two pots. Wow. Then 718 00:39:03,679 --> 00:39:12,159 we get to the mahi. Mahi steamed or baked to 719 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:19,599 a kind of translucent jellied eel kind of look. It's 720 00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:23,119 adorned with a little bit of pineapple salsa, but there's 721 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:30,320 nothing really esthetically to round out what is a gray 722 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:36,559 square of flesh. And that's that's dinner. That's what dinner is. 723 00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:39,639 It's just muscles, clams, and a piece of mahi. Now, 724 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,599 one of the guests says, I just want one mahi, 725 00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:45,079 which I thought was actually a pretty cute joke. You know, 726 00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:47,239 I was at dinner the other night and I said. 727 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,840 The waitress said, does anybody have any allergies? And I said, 728 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,039 I was a little stoned, and I was looking at 729 00:39:56,079 --> 00:39:59,519 the menu and I just said not today. I don't 730 00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:03,519 even know why I said that. Boy, she said, that's 731 00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:08,519 a really weird answer. I go, you know, what service 732 00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:12,239 in Los Angeles, it's just like what happened. 733 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,599 Speaker 2: Well, this kind of it's ever been good here. It's 734 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:16,960 good at like four places. 735 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:21,039 Speaker 1: It's really good at like four places. God damn man, 736 00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:25,199 everybody's just got four arm tattoos in an attitude everyone, 737 00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:29,679 it's crazy. You know who doesn't have an attitude? The 738 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,280 Hispanic people that are working at like, you know, like 739 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,159 Millie's Cafe and stuff. Those guys don't fuck around. But 740 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,480 you know, you get somebody named Jade or Tanner, then 741 00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:43,760 you're you're fucked. They're gonna spit in your food anyways. 742 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,960 Speaker 2: And everyone's fucking miserable too. Like they hate. They clearly hate. 743 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,679 They don't hide that they hate their job. 744 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:57,119 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, uh so at least game, I 745 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,480 know that you wrote a book for men to learn 746 00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:05,280 how to close ass for no money. Ellie needs help 747 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:13,320 on how to close a dude. What's your favorite dessert? 748 00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:16,239 I would be sure to make that for you. 749 00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:20,480 Speaker 2: What Yeah, I got to help her out. 750 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,960 Speaker 1: We're doing a lemon meringue cheesecake. We're not gonna make that. 751 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:31,000 That's it feels very like sixth grade love. Like Jua 752 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:32,960 is not interested in that. He wants to spit in 753 00:41:33,039 --> 00:41:37,599 someone's face. Yeah, you know, because the lemon merangue cheesecake 754 00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:39,880 is going to be made at some point, and then 755 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,840 I can see this happening where Juel eats it and 756 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,039 then he thanks her, and then nothing really happens, and 757 00:41:48,079 --> 00:41:50,320 then she's pissed off and closed off. 758 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,079 Speaker 2: And you know, well, here's the thing with the Balkan 759 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:56,280 Biscuit is it's not that she can't get a good guy, 760 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,280 a guy in general of one, whatever she's looking for, 761 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,559 it's he He's going for the wrong guy. These are 762 00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,800 emotionally unavailable guys that Joe and Joel. 763 00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,639 Speaker 1: Joe and Joel. Yeah, not good, not a good track record. 764 00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:13,679 You're better than that, Bulk and Biscuit. All right, So 765 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,079 let's get to the next morning. Mike asks for an omelet, 766 00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:20,119 and I should have brought this up at the top 767 00:42:20,199 --> 00:42:23,800 of the show. And you know, I don't know if 768 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,599 he listens or if the sea rets. You know how 769 00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:28,880 many searets listen. But like we mentioned, we are unbridled. 770 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,639 I am not a fan of Mike in any way, 771 00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:32,679 shape or form. I think he's a gossipy little bitch. 772 00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:34,719 I think he's a mean little bit. And I think 773 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,760 that uh, the lip Fellers getting to his head, same 774 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,119 with the hairspray. Stop acting like a fucking weasel and 775 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:44,440 a bitch. Okay. He goes in and he asks the 776 00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:48,960 chef to make him an omelet, and Ben says, no, 777 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,840 I'm not doing that, and Alisha, in a panicked way, 778 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,800 pulls him aside and goes, dude, don't do that now. 779 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,360 Alisha has been in this industry for a while and 780 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,039 she's worked hand in hand with Ben, so she knows 781 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,559 don't fucking do that. He turns around like a real 782 00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:12,599 housewife and goes into the galley and says, Ben, guess 783 00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:15,320 what she just told me? That I can't ever ask 784 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,719 you for an omelet? Is that true? And it's very awkward. 785 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,960 She leaves, and then he relays what Alicia did to 786 00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:29,360 Daisy in the most dishonest way you could possibly imagine. 787 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,920 He says that she came up to him and she's 788 00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:34,719 essentially screamed, don't ever do that again. Not a fan 789 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,119 of this guy. Buck the fuck up. 790 00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:39,960 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Jemy's still out with old Patty here. 791 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,519 But I will say it's it was a tone issue 792 00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:49,880 when you're when your peer comes at you when you're 793 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,840 not expecting it. I think it's okay for Ben to 794 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,960 say get the fuck out something like that. Well, when 795 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,920 you're not expecting it for your peer to kind of 796 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,519 come at you that way, it kind of jars you 797 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:01,039 a little bit. 798 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the tone was that bad, and 799 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,000 I maybe. 800 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,360 Speaker 2: Pull him aside and politely share that information, like, hey, 801 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,719 this is kind of maybe you didn't know, but that's 802 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,320 kind of a no. 803 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,599 Speaker 1: No. Would you drag a woman in front of another 804 00:44:14,639 --> 00:44:16,599 a head of department and then rat her out in 805 00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:20,880 front of him? Would you ever do something like that? No? No, Kaylen, 806 00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,199 I don't think Kaylen would. I would not. No, I 807 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:30,079 don't think he would. So I'm not jury's jury's what 808 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,639 is it in? The jury's out for me? See, I've 809 00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:33,719 been a fan at all. 810 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,079 Speaker 2: See I put this and we're going to talk about 811 00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:40,199 Beverly Hills with Ruby later on. I factor in a 812 00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,239 lot of this of immaturity with people. I mean, the 813 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,400 Sea Rats are a little. 814 00:44:44,199 --> 00:44:47,039 Speaker 1: Bit younger, Yeah there, young Yeah, all right. Mark talks 815 00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:51,760 with his sister, Like we mentioned, he tells her evidently 816 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,039 that he came out. I don't think that's what the 817 00:44:54,079 --> 00:44:56,639 conversation was. They were talking about poverty levels. I believe, 818 00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:01,440 and I think she's just really really grateful of this 819 00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:04,599 gambit that he's he's pulled off. Yeah, you made it, 820 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,280 you made it all right. 821 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,039 Speaker 2: I was gonna say then uh he walks away and 822 00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:11,119 he uh, this is a good moment with but two. 823 00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,599 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, her bumming us out about the Muslim world. 824 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,519 Speaker 2: Again, Well, it's not necessarily I guess some parts you know, 825 00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,280 there's it's not you know some parts of that. Uh, 826 00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:24,800 there's bad and good things about every religion, right, yeah, 827 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,440 Well she tells him. 828 00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:28,480 Speaker 1: No, totally, there is. 829 00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:32,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, so she tells him, Well, he tells her. He's like, hey, 830 00:45:32,159 --> 00:45:35,960 I'm gay, and she goes, oh, man bummer, Uh my dad, 831 00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:38,519 he wouldn't have been a fan of that, and neither 832 00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:41,000 would have my entire country. They wouldn't have been big 833 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:44,519 fancy you being gay with your husband. Yeah, and he said, 834 00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:46,199 oh fucking I'm downplaying it. They would have thrown you 835 00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:46,760 off a roof. 836 00:45:47,159 --> 00:45:49,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's important to note that they 837 00:45:50,199 --> 00:45:53,639 they I don't know that they would. But it's also 838 00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:58,400 like Istanbul, So we're not talking about we're not talking 839 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,840 about Ramadi. We're just talking about one of the and 840 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,599 we don't need to get into it, but we're not, 841 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,119 she said, she's talking about the Castro district of the muzzle. 842 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:09,559 They weren't fans, Yeah, they weren't fans, all right. So 843 00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,719 Mike learns that there is no toilet paper, goes in 844 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,119 and blows everyone's spot on. He's a. He's a. 845 00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,039 Speaker 2: He's a and he enjoyed it. Yeah, he enjoyed it. 846 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,280 By the way, with this toilet paper. This was I 847 00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:31,239 watched this happen the basics of making sure a room 848 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:34,159 or a hotel worker to make sure that toilet paper, 849 00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:37,480 new fresh role is there for new guests. I said 850 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,760 to myself, they're gonna fucking nail this wedding. 851 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:46,639 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, and things are already starting off 852 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239 really well because we're getting charcuterie in order for the 853 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,559 big night. I think I'm not sure if it's tonight 854 00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:55,639 or not, but I think it is. And uh, Ellie 855 00:46:56,599 --> 00:46:59,000 tells Ben that he needs to go. 856 00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:03,840 Speaker 2: Oh boy, I was getting scared in this galley when 857 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:04,679 this started happening. 858 00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Ellie tells Ben that they need to carry them. 859 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,400 They're momentum through. They need to get their regimen in order. 860 00:47:11,519 --> 00:47:13,920 They need to organize, and Ben needs to go get 861 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,519 in his chef's coat to present an air of professionalism 862 00:47:17,519 --> 00:47:20,280 in the galley. If I was Ben, forget Boo Boo, 863 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,280 forget Sweetye Pie, I'd say, shut the fuck up. Okay. 864 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,679 Speaker 2: I don't know if this is possible with humans. I 865 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,519 guess this is when we maybe turned into robots. Something 866 00:47:29,519 --> 00:47:32,679 I would have like unzipped her head and opened it 867 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,119 up and let the steam come out right right, because 868 00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:38,079 she I was I honestly I had anxiety watching this. 869 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:38,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 870 00:47:38,519 --> 00:47:39,840 Speaker 2: I was scared what she could do to him. 871 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well what she does is she snaps. 872 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,960 So Ben comes in in the garments that she's told 873 00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:52,159 him to wear, and he says, we are a little 874 00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:55,960 bit behind, and she says, well, if you had fucking 875 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,920 told me to prioritize differently, we wouldn't be in this peasi. 876 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,880 We need to calm down. He says, honey, it's half 877 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:08,440 an hour before dinner and you need to work faster. 878 00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:14,000 And she says, my name is Elena or Ellie. Don't 879 00:48:14,039 --> 00:48:17,039 ever fucking call me honey ever again, and don't ever 880 00:48:17,159 --> 00:48:19,960 fucking speak to me. The way that he spoke to 881 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,960 her was that he insinuated that she needs to hurry 882 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,360 the fuck up. It was Caddie. It's the way Ben speaks. Also, 883 00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:32,159 this is where I'll give the you know, the older 884 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:36,519 professional class a little bit of credit. We're not throwing 885 00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:39,280 frying pans at each other's heads, but we're certainly not 886 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,639 flipping out about this, right okay. And at this point, 887 00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:49,199 Ellie storms up to go find Captain Jason to tell 888 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,920 him that the head chef of this boat told me 889 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:59,440 to go faster on the charcuterriing plan. Now she's gonna 890 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,559 get into a litt little bit of trouble when Jason says, okay, well, 891 00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:07,599 is there anything else? And she's going to say that 892 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,199 he keeps calling her sweetye Pie, and he's going to 893 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,760 ask her, did you talk to him about it, to 894 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,159 which she's either got to lie or just say no. 895 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,360 So Ellie may be in a little bit of danger. 896 00:49:18,519 --> 00:49:21,719 I hope we don't lose the may neither. We love 897 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,840 the Balkan Biscuit and we love you. 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