Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time of the year, and Off
the Bench is here to bring you some holidays year
presented by All Star Toyota, join us for a cozy
chat about sports, laughter, and the spirit of Christmas, live
from the Mercedes Benz of Baton Rouge Studio. Here's Jacob
Hester and t bab a Bear.
Speaker 2: I love That's exactly what I feel about this. This
this show, right, little cozy chat about sports, have some fun,
have some laughs.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude, yee.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: I love this.
Speaker 2: He's the best for a song. Fama says, Indiana have
played anyone near the caliber of Notre Dame. They haven't
beaten anyone near the caliber of Notre Dame, but they've
beaten the hell out of everybody they play.
Speaker 4: Has Notre Dame played anybody the caliber of Indiana?
Speaker 2: No, No, they.
Speaker 5: Played all you better teams, but played A and M't.
Speaker 2: I'm suziking of everybody claiming A and M is a
good win. You know, eight and four they beat a
very good Army team, very badly, right, Louisville's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Like the Army might be their best win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is their best one. Yeahs one team that's ranks.
Speaker 2: I think last Chris, how about this, Jake TeaBot made
you a little little treat you ready for this? Sure,
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I like that it's got a boost grown up boots,
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Speaker 5: I made I do like Scattery talking his talk, talking
to the game, you know, because I'm gonna be honest
with you, Like if if if we went back and
listened to like the interviews I did, Like, if I would,
I'd have probably, like you know, said like the basic,
like humble answer. I like the fact that he's like, look,
I think I'm the best running back in the country.
Speaker 2: Tell them he might be guys Between Cam and Sam,
I imagine those two are doing very well for themselves
at Arizona State right now.
Speaker 5: Timpi Arizona, Sam Levitt good looking cat, deep pockets and
a lot of juice.
Speaker 2: Also, I know that Sam's kind of lost in the
shuffle from Saturday, but he was fantastically with his legs,
his arms, the receivers. Who's the receiver that caught that
one day catch? Dude, I know, but that one catcher,
he's re jim back underneath the defender. Just unreal. Yeah,
good weekend. Okay. Other takes from the Championship football weekend.
Uh the SMU Clemson game won a game, dude, I
mean SMU looking like they're cooked, they're gonna have the
other playoffs. And then they spend forty five minutes, slowly
but surely coming back. They finally get to the top
of the mountain and then in a really just like they.
Speaker 5: Thought there was mountains. If you watch their their yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: They're playing north They're playing North Wall. They're from you know,
trust funds. If you have a trust one, you don't
need a no geography, no again, yes, exactly, sorry, but no,
it's good. I mean it's good. It's a good joke.
But no, SMU. It's like they spend all night climbing
the mountain and they finally get to the top, and
then right when they get to the top, the villains
waiting and kicks them in the chest and they die
in their credit role. It's like, what what happened? We
just spent this whole movie getting here. But so that
was a great game. I'll say this, I like SMU's
front and Jennings is electric. How that translates to having
to go to Happy Valley, I don't know. I was
impressed with Penn State coming back from that twenty eight
to ten hole, felt like they were absolutely cooked. And
then they come back and make it twenty eight twenty
four and finish that game impressively, but again mostly impressive
the Oregon there, it's crazy that they get all this
expectation year one and they're undefeated, the only undefeated team
of the country. Bicton champs.
Speaker 5: Dan Lanning is not going to because it's not what
the award is turned into. Yeah, but he deserves to
be in the conversation for Coach of the Year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We always get people who outperform expectations, and I
agree with that, But to your point, there is something
to be said about having like unreal expectations put on
you and then living up to them.
Speaker 6: What was I was pointed out to somebody We're watching
the game on Saturday night. He lost Boe Nix and
Bucky Irving, two NFL starters, and they might be better
this year than they were a year ago. That Like,
how many coaches can can overcome that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tes Johnson, Troy.
Speaker 4: Franklin, he was the second round pick, third round pick.
Speaker 2: Tess Johnson looked awesome though. I mean, you want to
talk about the difference in the game, Penn State didn't
have anybody like Tess. Still, Pen Sate very impressively. How
about this. I would have never fathomed if you would
have told me that Penn State was going to outgain
Oregon have three hundred yards rushing and over five hundred
total yards. I actually thought that or Penn State would
have won that game, kind of shocking them.
Speaker 5: But then then that would have factored in Penn State
actually winning a big game.
Speaker 2: Ah God, I guess it's true.
Speaker 4: Talked about it Friday.
Speaker 2: If you do the math, there win six now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's bad. It's not
a bad coaching job because he's got his teams in
positions to be in these kind of games.
Speaker 2: But you gotta win one. I gotta win one. They
gotta win. But he has a nice path here right
like Penn State wise, like he should be able to
set himself up for a couple of players I mean.
Speaker 5: Maybe the most desirable path of anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ash Gent, we talked about him. He looked awesome.
Shut up Boise handling UNLV in this rematch, which UNLV
having to go to Boise. In retrospect, it's like, of
course this game played out like that, right, they'll probably
freezing the ass.
Speaker 7: But I.
Speaker 5: Love the fact that the team that earns the right
gets to host the conference champion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5: I would love to see that now, and it will
never happen because of the money grab that these conference
championship games are.
Speaker 2: It. Look, I was just there.
Speaker 5: The SEC does as good of a job as the
super Bowl when it comes to Championship weekend, Like there
is an entire convention center in Atlanta that they rent
out and it's all SEC.
Speaker 2: I had such fond memories of growing up going to
those game is my Grandpa. When else you would make
it and do it all the fan experiences all.
Speaker 5: Day and I've I've covered both. I think it's as
big as a super Bowl, like they make it feel
like a super Bowl. But I do love the fact
that in some of these conferences you earn the right
to host. It doesn't always turn out like Ulo got
smashed by Marshall. It doesn't always turn out in your favor.
But they earned the right the Cajuns did to host
that game on their field.
Speaker 2: Damn, So I didn't look at the Southern score. Did
Louisiana go over three? In her?
Speaker 5: Paction got them?
Speaker 2: I blame Ball of Trade's talk about him on some
weekend winners. That's how we can't have anyone to freak
out out there.
Speaker 7: Okay, he's got a k bark and Polser got too far.
Speaker 2: I'm by winning. I went here and I went there. Now,
what are you.
Speaker 5: Doing what it takes to win a championship?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 2: Winning? Well, then I guess there's only one thing left.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: When the whole Oh yeah, I feel like we saw
the first Dune as an OTV crew, did we? No?
Speaker 5: Okay, so have you seen Dane. I've seen the first one.
I've not seen the second one.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, in Dune the character is paul A
Trade's and in the second one there's some intimation, you know,
maybe there's some for sight sort of stuff there. Uh,
but college football fans have taken a calling Timothy Shallowy
Ball of Trades as he was phenomenal on college game day.
His pixar was actually I think the only one he
got wrong was Texas. He went, he went four and three,
He went four and three.
Speaker 4: Oh Ull over Marshall. He picked us some of you
ever clumsy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he had some go I mean he had
ones that were deep cuts that nobody else did. He
So again, of course these people have. Of course people
have them feeding them kind of.
Speaker 2: Little quicks in one.
Speaker 5: Even people that had that in the past don't do well.
Speaker 2: They don't do well, and they don't sound natural. This
is obviously guy in the Miami of Ohio pick is
the best one. Excuse I mean the Ohio pick is
the best one because everybody else in the doc was Miami.
But they don't sound natural. I think shallow may actually
loves sports in college football. I thought he's done natural.
He's had a pumped excited to be there and he
got to them. Was the word that I heard. Really, Okay,
That's what I'm saying. So like the word on the
street is also that people were digging up interviews where
he's talked about like he's a big Ringer fan like
Bill so So he's always been sports pod fan, yeah, yeah, sure,
seeming loving college football of.
Speaker 5: Him waiting outside of like, gosh, I think it's a
Broadway play to get Stottomeyer's autographed the back in the
day because he was a big Knicks fan. He had
the jersey and sat there and waited, so you know, yeah,
he got out.
Speaker 2: Ball of trades. Timothy Shallomey. I'm excited to see him
as Bob Dylan probably watching Gets Home, but still I'm excited.
All right.
Speaker 5: So we talked about it a little bit earlier. It's
pretty too at stop at seven hundred and sixty five
million dollars, that is the latest insane baseball contract fifteen
years for Juan Soto. So seven hundred and sixty five million, yep,
all right, that is more than the Pirates payroll since
twenty fifteen. That is seven hundred and fifty seven million.
That is more twenty fifty Yes, that is more than
the average MLS franchise, which comes in at six hundred
and seventy eight million.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's more than.
Speaker 5: Lebron James all time NBA earnings, which comes in at
five hundred and thirty one million. What, it's more than
Patrick Mahomes deal through twenty thirty one.
Speaker 2: That's four hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 5: It's more than Tom Brady's all time NFL earnings three
hundred and thirty two million. It is more than the
twenty twenty four NFL salary cap, which is two hundred
and fifty five million. It's also more than Tiger Wood's
career PGA earnings at one hundred and fifty four million. Okay, yeah, wow,
So week in Winter for one sodo? How about this
seventy five million dollars signing bonus?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Also, how bad did he want to leave New York?
Did y'all see what the Yankees offered him? They all
said him sixty for sixteen years?
Speaker 9: So yeah, so sixteen years, seven sixty.
Speaker 2: But like, well but yeah, when were you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: But I mean, how he's going to finish off this
fifteen and fifteen years contract?
Speaker 8: Ye?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, so.
Speaker 4: That the year didn't really matter?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So week in winner for one sodo, week in
loser to Joey Hester for teaching me to hit the
a gap on a power when he should have been
teaching me to hit the gaps for power.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, oh but you know, I mean, but this
is how ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Pro baseball is just so crazy.
Speaker 9: The contracts in baseball are seven hundred and sixty five
million for Quan Soto, seven hundred million for show. Hey, yeah,
Mike Trout four hundred and twenty six point five mil.
MOOKI three hundred and sixty five mil. Aaron Judge is
only making three three hundred six million dollar. He turned
down four hundred million. I forgot who was offering it
to him, but like, he turned down four hundred million
for to stay with the Yankees.
Speaker 2: And the the thing is, though, again, what I can't
help but think about is what would quarterback contracts be
like if the NFL didn't have a salary cap. Yeah,
it would be absolutely insick. All right, what do you
all got?
Speaker 9: I don't like I have thoughts on that Quon Soto thing.
Like the met the Yankees have a better overall roster
than the Mets do. I mean, they're piecing a bullpen together,
So I don't really know.
Speaker 2: I guess it was the money that got him to
go with her Yankee. Yeah, because y'all are uptight nerds.
You know, you made Johnny Damon shave his beard. I
put it in the doc.
Speaker 9: This is my weekend winner for uh this weekend. This weekend,
the Minnesota Vikings Sally. They hit the White Chicks like
the full White Chicks routine, like the entire routine.
Speaker 2: Play this thing.
Speaker 9: Put it for a touchdown selling and it was the
best thing I've ever seen somebody put. I couldn't find it,
but somebody put like a side by side of.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, no they they didn't spot on it. I mean,
this is so much to this last for a while. Live. Yeah,
let's go am it.
Speaker 9: They didn't get like a flag theydn't fly anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean we are, we are getting more and more
like yes, keya peel. There's an old family guy skit
where Peter's on the Patriot and they do like an
entire thing that we got a little bit of basketball
in there. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So my first weekend winner is going to be the
Arizona State Sun Doubles. We've obviously talked about them a lot,
but the reason or my weekend winter they beat Iowa
State forty five to nineteen. And guys, I know that
we like to make fun of the cowboys swan and
I just go ahead and hop on board as well.
Speaker 4: They got to play in at and T Stadium.
Speaker 6: They scored six touchdowns all season long, the Cowboys have
scored five touchdowns in that building, and so in one
game they passed the Cowboys season touchdown total in that building.
So weekend Winter the Arizona State Sun Devils last touchdown.
Speaker 2: You know what nobody's gonna talk about that. I thought
was impressed about that big twelve game. Rock O Beck
died and then came back and threw a touchdown. I
mean he that hit was insane that he took, and
then he came back and threw a touchdown. Shout out
to him. How dumb is Georgia getting Carson Beck hurt
before the half week in winter? Mikhayla Williams and the
LSU women's bastal team, so of course they go up
to North Louisiana. Coach Bulky, very smart, want in honor
her best players with the chance to get a play
in front of their home crowd. Trucks are going to Savannah,
trying to get to Savannah next year for flage of course,
with kayl Williams number one player in the entire country
from the three one eight, and they go back to
her hometown four game else she wins one hundred and
fifty four. But really it was so much more about
the setting right her high school, her eyes, you know,
family friends, they retire, he high school jersey. There, she
has a great game. Sixteen points, six rebounds, four assists,
shout out Mikhael Williams. Week in Winter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that they do that. And we coached
Molki on last week, and I guess I didn't even
realize that like going to places where some of her
star players are from, so that you know, they can
have the family there, they can go back home, they
can play a game like I don't. I don't know
that I've ever heard of a coach doing that, have y'all?
Speaker 2: Uh No, No, I have not. She's the best, Yeah
she is. You know again, if y'all just want to
get good life advice, and here, just like what you
would hope your coaches would say, No matter the sport,
watch coach Molky's postgame press conferences only a few minutes long,
and they're freaking fantastic every single time.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know where this one falls in
Weekend Winter or Loser. We'll see how it ends up,
but I do find it interesting. Twenty twenty five quarterback
Chase herb Street, son of Herbstreet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is this? Commits to Michigan.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Io State quarterback Kirk herb Street, his son
commits to Michigan. If Quad Bob committed to Alabama.
Speaker 2: Well also also though also Jake, it gets worse in
my opinion, committing to Michigan on the heels of Bryce Underwood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so not.
Speaker 2: Going because you're like, oh, I have a better path
to the field there, you have zero pathroof to the field.
He's a quarterback. You are not going to beat out
Bryce Underwood. You're going to Michigan just because.
Speaker 6: How highly of a recruit we see. I don't think
he was like super high recruit or anything, was he?
Because like that's my question, Like I know the addition
out a ton of money, but like they're still not
a good program this year. Sharon Moore is still your
head coach? You're still going to play second fiddle to
Bryce Underwood?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean, look no, I I uh, you hate Ryan
Day that much.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like it's it's I'd be publicly supportive,
but I'd be secretly disappointed.
Speaker 9: Honestly, the situation's not looking good over in Columbus if
they don't win. I know Ryan Day is going to
have people with pitchforks outside his house.
Speaker 2: The vibes in that stadium are going to be so tense. Yeah,
for this playoff game, bad vibes.
Speaker 6: You're seeing it more and more though, Like these these
old quarterbacks kind of dis in there, whether it's alma
mater team they played for the NFL. Did y'all see
the clip of Archie Manning this weekend? Somebody came up
to Archie Manning and they were like, hey, when arch
finally gets his shot, you know, everybody expects him to
be really good if he becomes a first round pick, Like,
what franchise do you want him to go to? Fully
kind of pushing him towards saying the New Orleans Saints,
he said, the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Bro, Archie, I think hates the Saints. I mean, I
didn't hate the Saints, but I think he hates that
he played for the Saints. I think he probably blames
him career.
Speaker 5: I don't know this, but like he stayed here, it's
where his family grew up, it's where he lives.
Speaker 2: I think he hates New Orans. Actually, I mean hate
Saints is maybe strong. I think from a pure career standpoint,
I do not think he's happy to have been drafted
by them. I can't remember. There was somebody making a
joke good the day about they're the ones that convince him,
the Saints to be good for him or something, and
archers like, I never forgave you for that. I can't
remember what it was. A little update.
Speaker 5: Chase Herbstreet was the one hundred and twenty fifth rated
quarterback in the class ninety fifth player in Ohio. It
looks like a three star prospect.
Speaker 2: But this is a sy out by Michigan.
Speaker 5: This is to do it just because said he had
an offered to North Carolina.
Speaker 2: So I just don't get up. Is this a scholarship deal?
This is a walk on we can win a Ryan
Smith and Chet says we're pregnant. Hell yeah, dude, concrats brother.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right.
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Speaker 1: Back to Sports Talk maybe off the bench.
Speaker 2: By now in New York City. Come on, now, that's
not on the ground.
Speaker 3: Get out.
Speaker 5: In California, the sunshines falling down. Maybe down in Memphis.
You want to know how up to date CBS Sports
headquarters is. They just had a picture of Derek Carr
leaving the field and said Raiders fear that Derek Carr
will be out for the remainder of the season, with
the Raiders logo.
Speaker 2: Wow, come on, producers, lock it, tighten up, tighten up.
Hey demn snow Aka holds mao deb in a little
minutes as you talk to you. What's up?
Speaker 7: Brother?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What's up?
Speaker 2: How we feeling? Broad Saints winners?
Speaker 8: Who that let's go baby fourteen to eleven and the
Raiders fans do see that they still love that dude
to actually really look into it. Man, those guys, man,
they love Derek Carr.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 8: They met that what's his name? Got his number? Uh
when he had his number O'Connell. Yeah, he wound up pitching,
but they were pissed about that. They were like, how
did you give Derek Carr's number away?
Speaker 2: I mean to be I like, I get to be fair.
It is a little weak to give it to aid
No o'conddle uh, I mean whatever, like like I mean now,
I mean he played there for like a decade, right,
it's definitely a shot to immediately give that number to
Aiden O'Connell. Maybe I'm just a little salty because the
samet sayss you give number three to all the kickers,
which just pissed me off. And Matt Flynn some real
hoe energy and look at where it doesne got you
now and Matt Flynn even worse.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, man, you know Saints Wynn bro I
can't be mad at that, I guess.
Speaker 2: Can't be mad at that, I guess basically explains how
the Tower felt watching the entire game yesterday.
Speaker 8: Glliants were one injury away from putting Robert de Niro's team.
They wanted to get put out their misery and we
just like you.
Speaker 2: Couldn't do it, like still almost couldn't do it.
Speaker 8: Oh man, that's good stuff, cause it did. You know.
I can't one thing about him. I even called it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: I literally talk about this dude every day because he's
such an arresting cat.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 8: The run. You know, I can understand that if like
you're going to score a touchdown and win the game
very little few seconds on, you know, maybe a minute left.
The timing was wrong, the landing was wrong. You landed
on your head in your hand.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you don't give Derek any credit for putting
it on for the boys?
Speaker 1: No, boom?
Speaker 2: Look he sucks, okay, but he was trying to do
something special there. If if, if, if you are gonna
get on your knees for Spindler's or Rattler running over
somebody in the preseason, Uh, you better at least give
cars some credit for trying to go over the top.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but look, way I got it. You know, it's
just a I don't know.
Speaker 2: Are you mad that he got hurt? I don't really care.
Speaker 8: Well, he's gonna play, first of all. That's what people
aren't talking about like this. This is the type of
dude he'll he'll he'll probably play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're actually all right. He is kind of crazy.
Speaker 8: Yeah. No, he'll probably play Sunday, probably when you know
what I'm saying. And then hell yeah, you will lose
the next week to who we played. The next week
after that, we'll lose to green Bay and green Bay
that'll be a great time can't wave.
Speaker 7: For that one.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's when Kendre Miller finally gets left off the
leash though. That's who you're missing death.
Speaker 8: I love Kendre Miller. Bro, dude, the talent.
Speaker 2: Shut up. He's a talent thirty two yards.
Speaker 8: Least favorite play of the game yesterday was the direct
height to Jamal Williams on the stake punt. It was
It's just like, Bro, you know, they try and everything
this guy and he just cannot run out of a bathroom. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think he got it. But still I
know there's a bad spot.
Speaker 5: But yeah, Williams, man where he was. He got paid
four million a year, but man, he was like one
of the you know, the guys that found the inZone
better than anybody in the NFL. And as Dev would say,
now and can't find it with a search warrant.
Speaker 8: Well, and let me ask you, you know, what do
you think happened because to.
Speaker 5: Have such a I think it's a bad offensive line
for New Orleans and a great one for Detroit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I think he got hit in a
little bit of a perfect situation where he was. If
you want to be like really negative about it, you
callt him a touchdown vulture. If you want to be nice,
you call him a short Yeah. True, he did have
a thousand, that's true, that's true. But yeah he had
a way better line.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean you look at David Montgomery. What was
he doing before he went at he was at the bands?
Speaker 5: Huh yeah, good point, good point, and he was pretty
good there, but not what is now? Yeah, it's one
of the best offensive lines, maybe the best in the
totality now in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Drafting, Pine Sewel got a lot of crap for it
at the time. We all said, Jamar Chase, but jj
J is good too. But like Pene Sewell is, Yes,
it is as good to their teams.
Speaker 8: Just score touchdowns, dude, Like, if you want to score touchdowns,
go play for the Lions. Because I'm looking at montgomery
stats right now from Chicago. Most touchdowns you haven't had
in the year was eight. He got twelve this year,
at thirteen last year. I mean, these dudes scored. That's
before you talk about kids.
Speaker 2: Hey, what is this? I mean told to ask you
about an OnlyFans model.
Speaker 8: For me?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, sorry no no no. People are
saying people I didn't know if you knew about the
story chat seems like it's saying that an only fans
model was paid to flash the Saints yesterday. I mean
I figured you would know something about this.
Speaker 8: No, usually I wouldn't hear about that, but no.
Speaker 2: Maybe let's see if I can find anything with it.
Dev wild. This comes from Dove Cleman or whatever whoever
runs that account.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: A Giants player allegedly gave an only fan model tickets
today's game so you can flash the Saints during the
game to distract him. And it's the picture of a
girl on the Giants Beanie flashing the Saints. It comes
with some dms that say, hey, sex, so you got
these two free tickets of the game if you give
me a solemn flash to Saints and distract them. Oh
my god? What for real? How I played for the Giants?
I got you? Uh? What's the number? I want to
make sure you get a good look eyeballs eyeballs demon emoji. Uh,
you'll be able to figure out easily at the game.
Can have you put me on blast and get me fined? Lol?
Or knowing you get me fired? Email me the tickets
at Ava Luise blah blah blah. I'll see what I
can do. Well. I don't believe that was a Giants player,
whatever it's worth.
Speaker 8: Actually I was sold. I was about to I was
gonna try to illustrate all of this. So what happened?
Maybe the girls from New Orleans? He was having a
good time when holyfans found huh, you know, and was like, hey,
what better place for the two things on your chest?
The New Orleans? You know, saying so you probably thought
that was a win.
Speaker 2: The The initials on the person dming the model are TD.
Is there anybody on the medivido Tommy, Tommy you son
of a gun Dune, son of a gun Tommy.
Speaker 8: Whatever happened to Tommy DeVito's agent?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 8: That was a bad fall off, aren't Yeah? Yeah, I
mean that guy was a star and now you don't
even well, I guess Tommy DeVito is not really doing
anything either.
Speaker 5: So no, no, no, I don't know what the clientele
looks like, but I would assume Tommy was his biggest client.
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful, you gotta be careful. Victory lapping
too soon. They felt like they were going too hard
to live down to I tota sow type of road.
Speaker 8: Dude, if Tommy DeVito's you got some characters that you reverent,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2: You got a bunch of grinders, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just and hey, dev how's your Christmas season going this far?
Speaker 8: Christmas is going great? Man, got my tree ninety dollars
one hundred dollars in this economy, but a tree, let's go.
You know, one thing I noticed with the trees when
you get them onto A hundred is they must be
taking a leaf blowing and blowing the scent off the tree,
because the scent isn't there for the ones on the
A one hundred, and I exam when I was lot, now.
Speaker 2: Did you buy the the the type of tree? Because
what is there? There's like, uh okay, wait, but he's
at the scentless ones because again I had one that
my cat used to always spray on, and I had
to start buying a different kind than they couldn't smell.
But no, I don't remember which is which.
Speaker 8: Well, I could tell you this. The only reason I
buy a tree is the one when you walk in
the house you can smell the tree.
Speaker 2: And so you're not getting that.
Speaker 8: I'm not getting a whis tree right now? Man, it's truly.
You know, I might go fake ne shit, which is
unlike me, but you know.
Speaker 2: Fake what are you gonna? I mean, they aren't even
smell off a fake tree. If anything, if you really
need to smell, give you like a little Christmas tree
house spray or something.
Speaker 8: I'm sure I got a candle. I got a Christmas
tree candle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that really fake tree. Dude. You need to support
local business. You go fake tree, you never buy another
tree again? What's that about?
Speaker 8: First of all, I was standing for fifteen minutes waiting
for the guy to help me at the tree lot
because he was helping a bunch of Metterie Karns. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, but this is like Starbucks, right. You don't feel
bad for that man. I have sympathy for him.
Speaker 8: Oh I did. That's why I showed up to the
wind Dixie for a tree. You know what I'm saying? Like,
that's that was the whole thing I wanted to support.
When Dixie and whatever. You know, when Dixie's got a
lot going on, I mean.
Speaker 2: You're when Dixie arev and our videos are the favorite,
one of my favorites ever.
Speaker 8: Dude, they got a Tesla station out front. Now they
still got the red box, you.
Speaker 2: Know, just sitting at just a non functional red box. Jake,
just chilling. I didn't know when when was the last
movie released on the red box?
Speaker 8: The last Creed three so just ended around. That came
out about two years ago.
Speaker 2: That's later than I thought, the Creed three actually, to
be fair, dude, they hung in that to the very
very end.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know and this and you look good times man.
And then after when even at the one in Baton
Rouge on Burbank, and when Dixie on Burbank they had one,
and man, I just remember being in college. That thing
used to be popping brou.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, the wad Dixie Burbank. It's a
going on search. It's searching.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Drew Brees spot Drew.
Speaker 2: We're made event people, thank you.
Speaker 8: But uh oh that sucks right next to it. I
know it's not that no more, because.
Speaker 2: That thing was like seventeen different things.
Speaker 5: Actually, the DVD rental place was there in that strip
center as well. Was it Hollywood Video or something like that?
The old DVD rental place.
Speaker 2: You're Chipotle that all you college nerds love so much
used to be a blockbuster, a blockbuster. It's the best.
I still have that Colin Ferrell Vampire movie that I
never returned. It's an okay movie.
Speaker 8: Man, he really killed it in the Penguin, Dude, he
really did. I don't know if you saw it.
Speaker 5: I've seen I have seen some of it. It's been fantastic.
When I get the time, I'm certainly going to finish it.
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't watched it yet. I'm going to
shout out Colin Farrell because Bandche's of Inner Sharing is
still a movie that I could watch just to hear
him talk.
Speaker 8: You know what my favorite Colin movie is. You'll take
a guess.
Speaker 2: Uh, what's why? I would say, swat.
Speaker 5: Phone good, dude, Phone booth is good, Ali.
Speaker 8: Bro, And then honestly couldn't find the guy man that
was you know that had him hostage. Man. He there's
like a hundred different windows, Bro, it was. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what's going on with Mickey Loomis somebody's phone
boothing him and we have no idea. That's why he's
making all these godlf.
Speaker 5: So nervously chewing on that gum too exactly.
Speaker 8: I think I can see Mickey Loomis being at least
one phone booth to day, still to this day, just
for no reason.
Speaker 2: They're like, Mickey, if you don't get up there and
smack that gum again, you're not gonna like what happens.
Like please, guys, please know you hate me for it.
Speaker 5: Do it, do it again, dude.
Speaker 8: I'll never forget that press conference. Bro. It was just
literally the gum just took.
Speaker 2: Over, Bro, took over, you know, And uh, it hasn't
gone anywhere cause they still sucked and he's still smacking.
Speaker 8: So what do y'all think? Man? Playoffs?
Speaker 2: So no, no, man, I'm just here to have the game,
same song in the background, every sing and then yeah
and just enjoy, you know, enjoy for whatever happens. It
was fun to watch him win. Hey, it was tight
watching Brian Berze hurdle that block dude in black and
field goal like that was crazy, Like I thought for
sure the Saints are gonna lose it and felt bad
and then I felt good.
Speaker 8: He's had a great second half of the season, like
one of the best. Yes, you know him, who else?
Kayling song just kind of steps up more than I've
seen maybe ever. There's a couple of dudes that are
playing pretty good.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, it's uh well, I don't really
go yeah, I agree somewhat.
Speaker 8: I mean the defense, ain't. I mean kool aid played
decent yesterday. Uh they The problem is the offense is
awkward and we know why. We just know it. Bro,
we saw it yesterday playing three flies in throwing the
ball up the three giants. You know they had interception.
I think they had one interception. All ye, this dude
was like, hey, you know, get.
Speaker 2: Another Hey, chill out. That's the sixth highest rated QBR
quarterback in the league. Okay, de so put some spect
on his name. Okay, sure, did y'all see the thirty
third team account had a Derek Carr appreciation post and
did not you said that? Didn't somebody send that to.
Speaker 8: The group text with a you Taylor, it's time wasted.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it up. So thirty third team is I
think Mollenara does some work with them. I'll find it here.
Speaker 8: In a second, dude, Joey Molnaro, Man, he's so funny.
Speaker 2: Dude. His video of McConaughey and Saban talking to each
other actually put in the dock bound over and you
get to it today, have me rolling? Okay he was
talking about that, hadn't seen it yet.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: The Molnarrow I mean, everything he does is so funny.
His modern day Seinfelds are so smartly written.
Speaker 8: Well written. You can tell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 5: Looks good too. Lost some weight, Yeah, he hasn't grin Yeah,
and really.
Speaker 8: Had to make some decisions in his life too, really
bad on himself, to be honest. He was with Boston
when he was like not the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for real, And I know there was a
scary time for him and I kind of even forgot
about that.
Speaker 8: You're right, dude, that was a big high for him.
I remember thinking, like, dude, Joey Molnaro during the pandemic, right.
Speaker 2: Massive, Okay, okay, hold on, we have to go because
we're very late. But here's Derek Carr. Hold on, here's
Derek Carr for this before Sunday. Complete your percentage ninth
yards per attempt, ninth, turnover second passer rating sixth EPA
birt drop back ninth, explosive passer tentage, fourth, inaccurate throw percentage, fifth,
touchdowns interception rate six sacks taken first. Put some respect
on DC four boys, those are the car facts. Running back.
Speaker 5: Then see how far they get you?
Speaker 8: You know, and he knows that this is calculated. This
is all calculated, like he knows.
Speaker 2: Why he is a checkdown Charlie.
Speaker 5: Which is average per attempt compared to the other quarter ninth.
Speaker 2: He's ninth in yards per attempt. He got exploded four
past percentage.
Speaker 5: Yes, heat, I guess, Mike, Yeah, all right, running back
in m B S running back there, I will running back.
Speaker 2: You as be watching it home.
Speaker 5: It's just like you are this year.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 8: I've never seen a dude be in the league so
long and can't throw short pass.
Speaker 2: Still bro good because we want bombs only chunks only
bombm B A L M S BOMs.
Speaker 7: Chill.
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Speaker 9: Wait, y'all need to appreciate this song.
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Speaker 7: Can you believe they replaced them in Drew Brees picture
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I'm gonna spit all over that. That's ridiculous. The rich Calton.
Speaker 3: It's the spit Carlton now, Tello.
Speaker 7: It's disgusting. This dude's walking off the field holding his
and the Clyde. What he's get hurt? Standard in a
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Earlier in the week in an interview, he said, we
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Speaker 8: That really ain't nothing to work forward to.
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