WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:07.400 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. He'd liked to 2 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:10.160 be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky 3 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:13.359 sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock in 4 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:17.879 the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi here 5 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:20.760 with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily Unfiltered 6 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:28.440 podcast for November twenty nine. Yes, I'm recording this Thanksgiving morning. 7 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:33.000 Just caught a little bit of the parade. New York 8 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:37.920 looks particularly messy when it's raining out during the Thanksgiving 9 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:42.000 Day parade? Do kids even watch that anymore? Do kids 10 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:44.000 even care about the parade? I think it's more for 11 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:47.799 pets now. I really think pets watched the parade. You know, 12 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:49.600 you sit your dog in front of the TV with 13 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:53.039 the big floats. I think they like that. But you know, 14 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:56.600 kids don't care about a parade anymore. I don't know. 15 00:00:56.880 --> 00:01:01.359 Of course, they were the pro Aalastinian jerk of offs 16 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:06.120 in the street trying to stop the parade route. They 17 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:08.519 did it wrong. They started it right at the beginning, 18 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:11.760 when Ronald McDonald's floating, no do in the middle of 19 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:13.920 the parade. Really, you want to cause havoc, you don't 20 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:17.480 do it at the start. But I can't believe does 21 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:22.239 that many pro Palestinian people. It just boggles my mind. 22 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.959 I'll tell you, oh, by the way, in about an hour, 23 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:30.319 I'm going to begin cooking, And like I've told many 24 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:32.400 of you, I'm not doing turkey. I'm not doing ham, 25 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:38.159 the stuffing the yams. To me, hear me out to 26 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:43.280 have a big bird, which I don't mind turkey, It's 27 00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:46.200 just not my favorite meat. But to have turkey, to 28 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:50.799 have a big meal such as Thanksgiving and hardly use 29 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:54.799 garlic at all, that's not a dinner to me. I mean, 30 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:57.719 I don't think anybody puts garlic on their bird. I 31 00:01:57.719 --> 00:02:01.599 mean garlic powder perhaps, but I'm talking real. Do you 32 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:05.000 shove it in their stomachs, in their cavity, the big space? 33 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:07.840 I don't. I do that with roasted chickens all the time. 34 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.240 I've never done it with turkey. I don't know. So 35 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:13.240 I'm going stuff shells and chicken cutlor pomegan. My kids 36 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:15.680 love it. I love it. Plus I keep seeing videos 37 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.479 of turkeys being good pets like dogs. I can't kill 38 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.080 something that's a pet. Same thing. While I'll never eat 39 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:24.479 octopus salad again after I saw that octopus. Titch run Netflix. 40 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:27.319 If you see that, you'll never ever go near and 41 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:31.080 an octopus appetizer at a restaurant. This is not worth it. 42 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:35.120 But stuff shells very simple. Before you guys, ask me 43 00:02:35.159 --> 00:02:37.479 for the recipe. It's so simple. I'll put a picture 44 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.680 up tomorrow when it's done. But look, you get the 45 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.599 filling inside is one pound. You're gonna make a pound 46 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:46.800 of shells. You're gonna boil a pound of stuff up shells, 47 00:02:46.919 --> 00:02:50.080 all right, don't don't boil them all the way so 48 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:52.560 they get so soft they start to fall apart. If 49 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:56.400 you boil them. I'll dent the ish, drain them nice 50 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:58.719 and gently take them out with a spoon, one by 51 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:03.080 one and let them, you know, get just settle thement aside, 52 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.199 let them cool off. Now, in a mixing bowl, you're 53 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:09.199 gonna put together a pound of regatta, a pound of 54 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:14.599 whatizadel you know, cut up what'sadel, and a pound of cheese. 55 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:17.680 I use Peccerina romano. Some people want to use the 56 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:22.879 fancy one, you know, a partner Giano reggiano, pricey. I 57 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:24.800 don't think you needed to go that big. But in 58 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:27.960 addition to the cheese, a pound of pound of pound 59 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:30.479 you're also gonna throw in, Ah, was a couple of eggs. 60 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:32.639 I think I used a couple of egg yolks. Possibly, 61 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:35.960 I think it's egg yolk. But you mix it up 62 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:38.919 in a bowl and you, uh, you put your whatever 63 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.400 you want to taste. So you want to taste a 64 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:43.159 little gallic powder, whatever it is you throw on your food, 65 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.719 Do the same thing with this mixture and you'll be 66 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:51.719 good to go. Salt and pepper. So for a pound 67 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:53.960 of shells, you got a pound of degutta, pound of mozadel, 68 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:57.199 two eggs, and a pound of grated cheese. Boom, mix 69 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:02.719 it and then with a tablespoon phill eat shell with 70 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:05.960 that mixture. And of course earlier you made your tomato 71 00:04:05.960 --> 00:04:11.560 sauce and minds of meat sauce today beef and veal 72 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:15.960 and pork. And you pour that over the stuff shells 73 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.079 and you bake it three point fifty check it. But 74 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:22.120 on top of that, you putting nice cheese on top, 75 00:04:22.839 --> 00:04:24.800 even a little one what's itell if you want just 76 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:27.800 a little bit, gets pretty goody Oh, it's delicious. And 77 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:30.959 the chicken color pomeshan has. Since it's easy, it's easy, 78 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:31.639 all right. 79 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.399 Look, here's what I can't stand I can't stand the 80 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:40.160 whole Wicked thing, the Wicked mania. Enough people are wearing 81 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:43.519 green face paint at theaters now and they're being turned 82 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:44.600 away by some owners. 83 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:47.920 I read other places have people in the theater pissed 84 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:50.959 off because everybody in the theater sings as loudly as 85 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:55.519 the actors do in the movie. You know, it's like 86 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.120 this little, soft and squishy generation wants their own Rocky 87 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:03.319 Horror picture show, but Wicked's not it. Could you imagine 88 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:06.720 this generation in a theater in New York City, in 89 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:09.560 New York City in the seventies, seeing the Rocky Heart 90 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:11.959 Picture Show, they would have had to find a safe 91 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:14.639 space to keep from being triggered. They would have left 92 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:18.879 the theater in tears. Seeing Rocky Horror in New York 93 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:23.879 City in the seventies was absolutely frightening. People dressed as 94 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.759 the characters. They sang every song, they knew every word, 95 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:29.680 every sentence of the of the of the movie. It 96 00:05:29.759 --> 00:05:34.560 was insane. It was fun. But look, I know Wicked 97 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:37.720 is gonna be this. I'm supposed to be this year's 98 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:41.480 huge hit. This is this year's Barbie put it that way. 99 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:45.399 It's another movie that I saw and I can't stand. 100 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:47.519 You'll never get me to like Barbie. And now when 101 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:49.399 I look at the men in that movie and how 102 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:53.519 castrated they were, and Will Feller running around the office 103 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:56.639 trying to try to catch Barbie and Barbie out? What's 104 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:00.759 all the men? How'd you do it? And serious with 105 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.120 these movies? How could you still watch shit like that? 106 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:08.600 Or a man at one time? One time, I want 107 00:06:08.639 --> 00:06:11.439 the man in a commercial to shut down the woman 108 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:14.600 or make her look stupid at the car dealership or 109 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:17.759 in the kitchen or when she's driving, or she picked 110 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:19.639 out the wrong insurance with her husband picked up the 111 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:23.959 right give me something, balance it out instead of every 112 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:27.480 fucking every commercial, the man's an asshole? Why are we doing? 113 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:31.959 Can I talk to every man in advertising and copywriting? 114 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:35.160 What are you doing? Well? The formula seems to have worked. 115 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.560 Now it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Men don't like 116 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:46.040 seeing that. M Barbie was like the final firecracker of 117 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.920 the night on July fourth. You saved the best firework 118 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:52.079 for the very end of the night, right, except we 119 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:57.319 now know that last crackle really signified the end of 120 00:06:57.439 --> 00:07:03.839 extreme wokeness. And now I'm happy to say that extreme 121 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:07.240 welkness is all but gone. And I love to see 122 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:10.720 and hear the groveling all around us with people in 123 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:15.360 the media. Oh, major companies rolling back their dumb dei 124 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.600 hiring practices. No more boys and girls toys in the 125 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:25.639 same freaginile, no more murky gender clothing. And oh, thank god, 126 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.319 that old color scheme is all but gone. Remember all 127 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:32.319 those shades of beige these stores rolled out so as 128 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:36.959 not to offend either side either gender. And now I 129 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:38.800 tell you what I love the most. I love hearing 130 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:43.839 some staffers who worked for Kamala Harris on their campaign 131 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:48.480 actually admitting now that there was never one time when 132 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:53.480 Harris was pulling ahead of Trump. Not one time. Now, 133 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:57.920 think of all those images and graphics and discussions and 134 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:03.399 arguments you saw and heard on the news having to 135 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.199 do with Kamala Harris ahead of Donald Trump. Do you 136 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:10.399 understand the level, the level of lying, the level of deceit. 137 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:15.680 I do. And it's very dangerous, to say the least 138 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:18.639 when the media is the person doing it, or not 139 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:22.399 the person is the entity doing that to the American public. 140 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:26.279 What a disaster. Oh, it's too close to Cole, Never 141 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:29.800 see the race is close. It's her race to lose. 142 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:34.159 Oh horseshit, I couldn't have been the only one to 143 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:37.120 just stand still and take stock of this country and 144 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:40.480 cut through the bullshit and just hold on to my 145 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:43.960 belief that America knows this woman is nuts and dumb. 146 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:47.360 Trump is going to destroy it. No, we all know 147 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:52.000 the rest, but really, the wicked thing, wicked overload. Enough 148 00:08:52.039 --> 00:08:56.200 is enough already, Especially visuals of Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana 149 00:08:56.240 --> 00:09:03.080 Grom looking so teeny weeny. They're both extremely more thin 150 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:06.279 than they were a couple of years ago. It's really 151 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:10.200 bad the way they look. I'm wondering how the film's 152 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:13.919 insurance people let Ariana make the movie. She looks like 153 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:19.399 she'd die of exhaustion from the dressing room to the set. 154 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:23.960 She needs a burger, a big cheese burger. Well, you know, 155 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.519 I read up on the women need like sixteen hundred 156 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:29.000 calories a day just to keep your furnace burning. Right, 157 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:33.840 if you have a more active life, maybe calorie intake 158 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:36.519 could be, you know, a little low, But I don't 159 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:38.759 think this woman eats more than a thousand calories a 160 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:43.000 day or the other one. Even one time my father 161 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.399 was pissed off with My sister Lorraine loved the British 162 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:50.000 fashion model Twiggy. She was all the rage in the 163 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:53.320 seventies and late sixties and seventies. It was Twiggy, Twiggy, Twiggy. 164 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:58.120 My sister Lorraine had the body of a model, very tall, lanky, good, 165 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:02.919 very good figure and both my sisters, but Lorraine was 166 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:07.080 taller and lankier than Rosalie, and she would wear mini 167 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:10.000 skirts and she wore brought a little pixie blonde wave 168 00:10:10.159 --> 00:10:13.159 just like Twiggy's real hair was. She wore her makeup 169 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.000 like Twiggy. Her and my cousin ali Em would go 170 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:19.080 to these stores. One was called the Slack Scene. I 171 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:22.080 remember the Slack Scene, and they would buy every Saturday 172 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:24.919 they come back with an outford of two. But my 173 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:28.000 father did not like how skinny Twiggy was, and he said, Lorrain, 174 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:30.000 what are you doing with this girl? Come on, she's 175 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:32.960 so thin, she's gonna fall through her ass and hang herself. 176 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.240 I love that line. I stole it when I was 177 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:39.600 older and was writing about Kate Moss. I said the 178 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:42.519 same thing, just picture that image. I don't know what 179 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:45.360 made my father think of this. I don't think I 180 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:47.559 think he made it up. I never heard anybody else 181 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:50.960 say it. She's gonna fold through her ass and hang herself. 182 00:10:51.039 --> 00:10:56.080 I can't another classic line he came up with. Well, 183 00:10:58.039 --> 00:10:59.279 I don't know if he came up with it, but 184 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:01.519 when he said it, I spit out my wine. At 185 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:04.519 the table he was talking about how cheap this guy 186 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:06.639 at work is this guy named Hank, and he's like, 187 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.399 Hank is tighter than the eagles ass on the quarter? 188 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:15.480 Who thinks of an eagle's ass on a quarter? Of God? 189 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:21.159 Talk about words that go good together? Speaking about words, 190 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:26.799 my uh, my sweet friend and devoted friend of the show, 191 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:33.879 and my former housemate, Gigi Levangi, our spirit in the sky. Chris, 192 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.759 Elise's wife now has a new novel called Fast and Loose. 193 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:43.440 Is a tremendous writer, New York Times best seller. I 194 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.720 think this is her eighth book, eighth novel. She's I've 195 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:49.720 seen her work when we used to when I lived 196 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:52.519 with her, and you know, I was writing downstairs, she 197 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:57.840 was writing upstairs. She's a dynamo. She's releasing the novel 198 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:00.840 Fast and Loose a few pages at a time, a substack, 199 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:03.879 which reminds me I kind of get a substant i 200 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:06.639 think I think a bunch of you would read my 201 00:12:06.720 --> 00:12:09.480 words each week, wouldn't you? If I had a topic 202 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:11.799 to talk about and just wing it? I think you. 203 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:14.240 I mean, maybe you'd pay a small price. I think 204 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:15.919 I think enough of you would do that that I 205 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:19.759 could find it intriguing. I don't know. I don't subscribe 206 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:22.519 to anybody's substant so I really don't know too much 207 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.519 about it. But you have to do it nowadays. You 208 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:26.320 have to have a substant If you have a podcast, 209 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:30.159 you have to have a substat It's the law, speaking 210 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:35.080 of which I'm telling you, I'm getting concerned. I'm getting 211 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:39.919 more fearful of the podcast industry because from what I see, 212 00:12:40.200 --> 00:12:44.000 and I mentioned this before, but it's getting worse. Excuse me. 213 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:47.919 There are too many of these podcasts that have huge audiences, right, 214 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:52.720 but they becoming lazy and they're now booking big guests 215 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:56.960 who are also on everyone else's podcast list. I don't 216 00:12:57.000 --> 00:13:00.159 need to hear James, I'm not James, Josh brow and 217 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:03.320 who I find very interesting. I don't need to hear 218 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:06.960 Josh Brolin on three different shows last week, Mark maron 219 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:10.639 Bill Maher, I think he was on SmartLess or Cone. 220 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:13.879 I mean it was Conan. It's too much. They're making 221 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:17.639 the shows too much like late night TV talk shows. 222 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:21.480 Audiences nowadays don't want to listen in on an actor 223 00:13:21.559 --> 00:13:24.000 promoting his new movie or his new fucking tequila brand. 224 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:27.639 We're over it. They got to stop this. I'm telling you, 225 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:29.919 I see it coming. And I hate to say this 226 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:33.200 because I love Fly on the Wall with you know, 227 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:35.639 Dana Carvey and David Spade, but I gotta tell you 228 00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:38.919 it's starting to sound like they're mailing and at least 229 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.559 some parts of their show. The other show they do 230 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:44.799 is super Fly, great name, but it's just them making 231 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:48.200 fun of things on YouTube or TikTok or Instagram. And 232 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.720 they are like three minute breaks for commercials three different times. 233 00:13:53.080 --> 00:13:55.600 No thank you. I mean to listen to a forty 234 00:13:55.600 --> 00:14:01.120 minute show, A get nine minutes of commercials. No. Podcast hosts, 235 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:05.000 at least to me, need to be interesting, extremely open 236 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.039 and honest and funny in a natural way. You don't 237 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:13.600 need to just be the next you know, Colbert or 238 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:17.039 Kimmel or Fallon. You don't need to just introduce people 239 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:20.039 because the new book is out there. I just heard 240 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:23.360 Danny Trejo, who look God bless the guy. Who was 241 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:26.039 in prison, he comes out makes a life for himself 242 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:30.039 in movies. He has no talent, He has no acting 243 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:35.120 ability whatsoever. Can we stop it? Machete? Have you ever 244 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.679 seen Machete? It's one of the worst movies ever made. 245 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:42.919 He was just on Two Bears, One Cave. I like 246 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.440 that podcast Tom Sigoor and Bert Kreischer burts a little much, 247 00:14:46.519 --> 00:14:51.279 but Cigar is fantastic. And you know what, treyho gets 248 00:14:51.320 --> 00:14:56.639 an hour and change. Two hours. No, it's too much. Oh, 249 00:14:56.679 --> 00:14:58.639 by the way, I saw that. I heard this the 250 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:01.200 other day and I tell you it, this cut right 251 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:04.840 into my chest. This is hard to hear. You're if 252 00:15:04.879 --> 00:15:08.679 you missed a Kelsey on the Kansas City Chiefs. So 253 00:15:09.320 --> 00:15:13.840 Travis Scott, who is that ridiculous rapper who was with 254 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:18.000 the young Kardashian and had that concert where people died 255 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:23.679 astro world at Debacle. He is now dating Kelsey's ex 256 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:29.399 Kayla Nicole, that black chick that we all thought Kelsey 257 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:31.600 had jungle fever for a while because a few of 258 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:36.120 his exes were black, which is fine, but she's so 259 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:43.879 different than Taylor Swift. Anyhow, Travis Scott apparently is with 260 00:15:44.279 --> 00:15:50.159 Caylen and Cole now and apparently he's having her bring 261 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:53.480 other women back home with her so they can have threesomes. 262 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:57.600 The question is, was Caylen and Cole always like this? 263 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:01.399 Is this what Justin Kelsey had her do when they 264 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:04.440 were together? And does he like this sort of thing? 265 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:07.399 Because you know, you know, Dan Well, Taylor Swift isn't 266 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:11.679 having any other girl in their bed, even the most 267 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:14.440 extreme swifty And I agree with her, But is this 268 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:18.279 what Kelsey liked? Or he didn't know that about his ex? 269 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:22.080 He didn't know she was that freaky. It's always weird, 270 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:24.720 you know, when you get with a new partner, or 271 00:16:24.759 --> 00:16:27.200 your ex goes to someone else and you hear about 272 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:31.320 their lives and you know, you end up finding out 273 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:36.039 what they were like with other men. It's always strange. 274 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:38.919 Sometimes you hear things you don't want to hear. Okay. 275 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.559 I remember one time when I was dating Michelle Brando. 276 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:46.360 She wasn't the type of sleep around she had like 277 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:49.360 three long term boyfriend's kind of thing. And before we 278 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:54.000 got together, and we only got together because I made 279 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:56.360 it happen, she would never have said anything. I would 280 00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:58.399 always pass her in the halls at E and I 281 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:02.000 remember saying that looks just like Marlon Brando. And then 282 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:04.000 I was looking at the credits one day on a 283 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:06.000 show she was on at E, and I saw the 284 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:08.640 name Michelle Brandam. I go, that's gotta be you know, 285 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:10.519 she's got to be Brandow's daughter. This is me. So 286 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.480 now I'm on a mission. Marlon Brandell's daughter is working 287 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:18.400 at E. I'm a Brando freak. I think she's very pretty. 288 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.440 I got to make this happen. And I would pass 289 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:22.960 from the halls and I would just tell her you 290 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:27.240 have my next girlfriend. And she'd like blush, maybe laugh, 291 00:17:27.279 --> 00:17:32.640 and keep walking, never stop to talk. Never. And one 292 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:34.680 time Jack and Roe came to visit with the kids 293 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:38.000 and I was giving him a tour around the offices 294 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:41.759 on Wolfshe of Boulevard. Michelle passed by the elevator. Oh, Jack, 295 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.359 ro this is Michelle Brandell and she's looking to be like, 296 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.480 you know, this is Michelle Brandall doesn't know it yet, 297 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:51.079 but she'll be my next girlfriend. And she blushes and laughs, 298 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:53.720 and Rosie's like, yeah, my brother, if my brother says it, 299 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:57.680 it's gonna be true, just laughing off. A year later, 300 00:17:57.759 --> 00:17:59.640 she's eating Thanksgiving dinner with our house and my on. 301 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.160 So one time, we're driving in the car with my 302 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:06.000 cousin Mario. He's driving, I'm in the back seat, Michelle's 303 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:08.519 in the front seat, and I don't know why this 304 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:10.799 came up. We're talking about the size of a guy's manhood. 305 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:14.039 I forget why he came up, but at one point 306 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:16.720 she just blurted out, oh, I dated a guy who 307 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.920 could give himself head. First of all, my back hurt 308 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:23.000 just hearing that and trying to figure out how he 309 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.319 could do it. I've since looked up how men. Some 310 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:29.200 men can do this. It's just they're very limber, they 311 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:31.000 have certain body types, and of course they have a 312 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:34.640 very long schlumk. But you know, when I first heard it, 313 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:37.079 I'd never heard of a guy being able to do that, 314 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:38.759 or maybe I heard it, but I thought it was 315 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:43.440 a wives tale. And then she tells me how he 316 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.920 did it, describes my position he was in too do it, 317 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.480 how he can contort his body and reach himself and 318 00:18:49.319 --> 00:18:52.119 please himself. I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you 319 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:55.480 tell me he gets himself off that way, And very 320 00:18:55.519 --> 00:18:58.559 matter of factully she's like, yeah, I saw him do it. 321 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:02.000 I wait, hold it, And Mario's looking at me in 322 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:04.480 the rear view mirror, because he knows who the hell 323 00:19:04.519 --> 00:19:07.680 wants to hear this about another man, especially, you know what, 324 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:10.160 you'd like to believe you are the big guy, and 325 00:19:10.200 --> 00:19:12.039 you're the best and the biggest. You know how guys 326 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:13.799 get that in their heads. They like to think, Hey, 327 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:17.000 no one's like me, and then even if we aren't, 328 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:20.759 we just like to think we are. So she just says, oh, no, 329 00:19:20.839 --> 00:19:24.200 he was too big. I got what about me? Oh no, 330 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:27.960 you're just right, but he was too big. Like okay, okay, 331 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:30.680 we heard the whole world heard how fucking diggy is enough? 332 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:34.960 Now change the subject. Sometimes, fellas, don't ask too many 333 00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:37.599 questions about your ex and her exes. You don't want 334 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:39.279 to know. But I'll tell you why I was thinking 335 00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:42.680 about this. That's a strange thought to have, I admit. 336 00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:47.240 But I read something about share and I'll get to 337 00:19:47.279 --> 00:19:50.079 that in a minute. But she was fourteen when she 338 00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:53.240 had this revenge sex she talked about in her book, 339 00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:56.359 And I was thinking, to my age fourteen fifteen years old. 340 00:19:58.079 --> 00:20:01.759 I had sex at fourteen, first girlfriend was thirteen, And 341 00:20:01.799 --> 00:20:03.920 then of course you don't have sex for a few 342 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.440 years because you had it way too young, and it 343 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:08.519 ain't like girls in middle school are just looking to 344 00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:11.599 give it up. So I had that experience that I was. 345 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:16.160 I knew what sex felt like. And I'm still fourteen. 346 00:20:16.279 --> 00:20:18.559 I you know, I can't push it. It's just gonna 347 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:22.839 happen when it happens. But my brothers in law, Jack 348 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:25.599 and Frankie would always messing around with me, would be 349 00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:29.039 fishing or playing basketball, and they'd bring up masturbation and 350 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:32.200 jerking off like they assumed I did it. I did. 351 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:35.640 I never did that, Like I actually had sex before 352 00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:41.519 I ever masturbated. But I'm fifteen, or maybe right afterdad 353 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:44.119 be fourteen fifteen, and I'm laying in bed. I remember this. 354 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:48.279 Not in bed, I'm sorry. I'm laying on the bathroom 355 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:53.039 floor upstairs, the upstairs bathroom, and I'm holding up a 356 00:20:53.079 --> 00:20:56.680 Penthouse Forum and I'm reading the words about this trucker 357 00:20:56.720 --> 00:20:59.039 who pitched up a headshot of that kind of story. 358 00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:01.079 And before you know, with the girls sitting on a 359 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:05.119 stick shift, it just crazy shit for a fourteen, fifteen 360 00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:08.200 year old kid to read. And I'm I would lay 361 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:13.240 down on the cold bathroom tile. I remember it. The 362 00:21:13.319 --> 00:21:16.759 tiles were pink and white and little squares and Mary's 363 00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:19.880 room was like fifteen feet away, and I could hear 364 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.640 her Hawaiian music at times. My sister the Rain's room 365 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:24.519 was right next door, and she would most likely be 366 00:21:24.559 --> 00:21:30.799 playing Chicago all the time. I can't even tell you. Well, actually, 367 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:34.200 it must be some kind of innate thing that whenever 368 00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:36.880 I hear twenty five or six to four or you know, 369 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:40.680 Sada day in the park, I think it was the 370 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:43.920 father of July. I always think about me laying down 371 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:49.680 on the cold bathroom floor and finding happiness, some messy happiness, 372 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:52.119 and then having it clean up and get the rag 373 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:55.599 and oh, you know, slipping into the washing machine downstairs 374 00:21:55.640 --> 00:22:00.039 when the one looks it was what a mission. I 375 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:01.920 was never that guy who did it in a sock 376 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:05.839 like that. I can't even think about that. But plenty 377 00:22:05.799 --> 00:22:09.799 of guys, you know, did it with socks. But I'll 378 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.720 tell you what is funny though, and I'll get back 379 00:22:11.720 --> 00:22:14.920 to this riveting story in the second when I was 380 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:18.480 with Debbie and you know, up in my room we 381 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:20.680 used to have sex, and you know, no one knew 382 00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:22.960 my mother let up my room in fourteen, which is 383 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:26.599 a mistake, but she did. And at one point I 384 00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:28.440 think I opened the door too quickly. In my room, 385 00:22:28.440 --> 00:22:30.160 I was pissed at something in the doorknob put a 386 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:32.400 hole in the plaster, but we never fixed so there 387 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:34.119 was that a hole in my wall behind the door. 388 00:22:35.079 --> 00:22:37.319 Why are they gonna fix this out, Lily, I'll get 389 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:40.599 to it. He never got So after I was done 390 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:43.400 with sex, I would take the condoment and throw it 391 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:46.559 in that hole. I would even take a box of Trojans, 392 00:22:46.599 --> 00:22:49.200 the red box and throw those boxes and throw the wall, 393 00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:51.200 because who's gonna see it. You know, we're gonna leave 394 00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:53.400 the house one day, whatever the hell, and someone's gonna buy. 395 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:59.240 It's their problem. Well fast forward, I don't know, seven eight, 396 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:02.319 nine years later, and now I'm gonna get married to 397 00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:05.079 JENNI for my first wife. And where we're gonna live, Well, 398 00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:07.599 we're gonna make an apartment upstairs my mother's house. So 399 00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:12.119 that hole upstairs my room, and Mary's room, their master bedroom, 400 00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:16.480 my old bedroom, like four rooms became our our apartment 401 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.000