Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. He'd liked to
Speaker 1: be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky
Speaker 1: sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock in
Speaker 1: the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi here
Speaker 1: with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily Unfiltered
Speaker 1: podcast for November twenty nine. Yes, I'm recording this Thanksgiving morning.
Speaker 1: Just caught a little bit of the parade. New York
Speaker 1: looks particularly messy when it's raining out during the Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: Day parade? Do kids even watch that anymore? Do kids
Speaker 1: even care about the parade? I think it's more for
Speaker 1: pets now. I really think pets watched the parade. You know,
Speaker 1: you sit your dog in front of the TV with
Speaker 1: the big floats. I think they like that. But you know,
Speaker 1: kids don't care about a parade anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Of course, they were the pro Aalastinian jerk of offs
Speaker 1: in the street trying to stop the parade route. They
Speaker 1: did it wrong. They started it right at the beginning,
Speaker 1: when Ronald McDonald's floating, no do in the middle of
Speaker 1: the parade. Really, you want to cause havoc, you don't
Speaker 1: do it at the start. But I can't believe does
Speaker 1: that many pro Palestinian people. It just boggles my mind.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, oh, by the way, in about an hour,
Speaker 1: I'm going to begin cooking, And like I've told many
Speaker 1: of you, I'm not doing turkey. I'm not doing ham,
Speaker 1: the stuffing the yams. To me, hear me out to
Speaker 1: have a big bird, which I don't mind turkey, It's
Speaker 1: just not my favorite meat. But to have turkey, to
Speaker 1: have a big meal such as Thanksgiving and hardly use
Speaker 1: garlic at all, that's not a dinner to me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody puts garlic on their bird. I
Speaker 1: mean garlic powder perhaps, but I'm talking real. Do you
Speaker 1: shove it in their stomachs, in their cavity, the big space?
Speaker 1: I don't. I do that with roasted chickens all the time.
Speaker 1: I've never done it with turkey. I don't know. So
Speaker 1: I'm going stuff shells and chicken cutlor pomegan. My kids
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. Plus I keep seeing videos
Speaker 1: of turkeys being good pets like dogs. I can't kill
Speaker 1: something that's a pet. Same thing. While I'll never eat
Speaker 1: octopus salad again after I saw that octopus. Titch run Netflix.
Speaker 1: If you see that, you'll never ever go near and
Speaker 1: an octopus appetizer at a restaurant. This is not worth it.
Speaker 1: But stuff shells very simple. Before you guys, ask me
Speaker 1: for the recipe. It's so simple. I'll put a picture
Speaker 1: up tomorrow when it's done. But look, you get the
Speaker 1: filling inside is one pound. You're gonna make a pound
Speaker 1: of shells. You're gonna boil a pound of stuff up shells,
Speaker 1: all right, don't don't boil them all the way so
Speaker 1: they get so soft they start to fall apart. If
Speaker 1: you boil them. I'll dent the ish, drain them nice
Speaker 1: and gently take them out with a spoon, one by
Speaker 1: one and let them, you know, get just settle thement aside,
Speaker 1: let them cool off. Now, in a mixing bowl, you're
Speaker 1: gonna put together a pound of regatta, a pound of
Speaker 1: whatizadel you know, cut up what'sadel, and a pound of cheese.
Speaker 1: I use Peccerina romano. Some people want to use the
Speaker 1: fancy one, you know, a partner Giano reggiano, pricey. I
Speaker 1: don't think you needed to go that big. But in
Speaker 1: addition to the cheese, a pound of pound of pound
Speaker 1: you're also gonna throw in, Ah, was a couple of eggs.
Speaker 1: I think I used a couple of egg yolks. Possibly,
Speaker 1: I think it's egg yolk. But you mix it up
Speaker 1: in a bowl and you, uh, you put your whatever
Speaker 1: you want to taste. So you want to taste a
Speaker 1: little gallic powder, whatever it is you throw on your food,
Speaker 1: Do the same thing with this mixture and you'll be
Speaker 1: good to go. Salt and pepper. So for a pound
Speaker 1: of shells, you got a pound of degutta, pound of mozadel,
Speaker 1: two eggs, and a pound of grated cheese. Boom, mix
Speaker 1: it and then with a tablespoon phill eat shell with
Speaker 1: that mixture. And of course earlier you made your tomato
Speaker 1: sauce and minds of meat sauce today beef and veal
Speaker 1: and pork. And you pour that over the stuff shells
Speaker 1: and you bake it three point fifty check it. But
Speaker 1: on top of that, you putting nice cheese on top,
Speaker 1: even a little one what's itell if you want just
Speaker 1: a little bit, gets pretty goody Oh, it's delicious. And
Speaker 1: the chicken color pomeshan has. Since it's easy, it's easy,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Look, here's what I can't stand I can't stand the
Speaker 2: whole Wicked thing, the Wicked mania. Enough people are wearing
Speaker 2: green face paint at theaters now and they're being turned
Speaker 2: away by some owners.
Speaker 1: I read other places have people in the theater pissed
Speaker 1: off because everybody in the theater sings as loudly as
Speaker 1: the actors do in the movie. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: this little, soft and squishy generation wants their own Rocky
Speaker 1: Horror picture show, but Wicked's not it. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: this generation in a theater in New York City, in
Speaker 1: New York City in the seventies, seeing the Rocky Heart
Speaker 1: Picture Show, they would have had to find a safe
Speaker 1: space to keep from being triggered. They would have left
Speaker 1: the theater in tears. Seeing Rocky Horror in New York
Speaker 1: City in the seventies was absolutely frightening. People dressed as
Speaker 1: the characters. They sang every song, they knew every word,
Speaker 1: every sentence of the of the of the movie. It
Speaker 1: was insane. It was fun. But look, I know Wicked
Speaker 1: is gonna be this. I'm supposed to be this year's
Speaker 1: huge hit. This is this year's Barbie put it that way.
Speaker 1: It's another movie that I saw and I can't stand.
Speaker 1: You'll never get me to like Barbie. And now when
Speaker 1: I look at the men in that movie and how
Speaker 1: castrated they were, and Will Feller running around the office
Speaker 1: trying to try to catch Barbie and Barbie out? What's
Speaker 1: all the men? How'd you do it? And serious with
Speaker 1: these movies? How could you still watch shit like that?
Speaker 1: Or a man at one time? One time, I want
Speaker 1: the man in a commercial to shut down the woman
Speaker 1: or make her look stupid at the car dealership or
Speaker 1: in the kitchen or when she's driving, or she picked
Speaker 1: out the wrong insurance with her husband picked up the
Speaker 1: right give me something, balance it out instead of every
Speaker 1: fucking every commercial, the man's an asshole? Why are we doing?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to every man in advertising and copywriting?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well? The formula seems to have worked.
Speaker 1: Now it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Men don't like
Speaker 1: seeing that. M Barbie was like the final firecracker of
Speaker 1: the night on July fourth. You saved the best firework
Speaker 1: for the very end of the night, right, except we
Speaker 1: now know that last crackle really signified the end of
Speaker 1: extreme wokeness. And now I'm happy to say that extreme
Speaker 1: welkness is all but gone. And I love to see
Speaker 1: and hear the groveling all around us with people in
Speaker 1: the media. Oh, major companies rolling back their dumb dei
Speaker 1: hiring practices. No more boys and girls toys in the
Speaker 1: same freaginile, no more murky gender clothing. And oh, thank god,
Speaker 1: that old color scheme is all but gone. Remember all
Speaker 1: those shades of beige these stores rolled out so as
Speaker 1: not to offend either side either gender. And now I
Speaker 1: tell you what I love the most. I love hearing
Speaker 1: some staffers who worked for Kamala Harris on their campaign
Speaker 1: actually admitting now that there was never one time when
Speaker 1: Harris was pulling ahead of Trump. Not one time. Now,
Speaker 1: think of all those images and graphics and discussions and
Speaker 1: arguments you saw and heard on the news having to
Speaker 1: do with Kamala Harris ahead of Donald Trump. Do you
Speaker 1: understand the level, the level of lying, the level of deceit.
Speaker 1: I do. And it's very dangerous, to say the least
Speaker 1: when the media is the person doing it, or not
Speaker 1: the person is the entity doing that to the American public.
Speaker 1: What a disaster. Oh, it's too close to Cole, Never
Speaker 1: see the race is close. It's her race to lose.
Speaker 1: Oh horseshit, I couldn't have been the only one to
Speaker 1: just stand still and take stock of this country and
Speaker 1: cut through the bullshit and just hold on to my
Speaker 1: belief that America knows this woman is nuts and dumb.
Speaker 1: Trump is going to destroy it. No, we all know
Speaker 1: the rest, but really, the wicked thing, wicked overload. Enough
Speaker 1: is enough already, Especially visuals of Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana
Speaker 1: Grom looking so teeny weeny. They're both extremely more thin
Speaker 1: than they were a couple of years ago. It's really
Speaker 1: bad the way they look. I'm wondering how the film's
Speaker 1: insurance people let Ariana make the movie. She looks like
Speaker 1: she'd die of exhaustion from the dressing room to the set.
Speaker 1: She needs a burger, a big cheese burger. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I read up on the women need like sixteen hundred
Speaker 1: calories a day just to keep your furnace burning. Right,
Speaker 1: if you have a more active life, maybe calorie intake
Speaker 1: could be, you know, a little low, But I don't
Speaker 1: think this woman eats more than a thousand calories a
Speaker 1: day or the other one. Even one time my father
Speaker 1: was pissed off with My sister Lorraine loved the British
Speaker 1: fashion model Twiggy. She was all the rage in the
Speaker 1: seventies and late sixties and seventies. It was Twiggy, Twiggy, Twiggy.
Speaker 1: My sister Lorraine had the body of a model, very tall, lanky, good,
Speaker 1: very good figure and both my sisters, but Lorraine was
Speaker 1: taller and lankier than Rosalie, and she would wear mini
Speaker 1: skirts and she wore brought a little pixie blonde wave
Speaker 1: just like Twiggy's real hair was. She wore her makeup
Speaker 1: like Twiggy. Her and my cousin ali Em would go
Speaker 1: to these stores. One was called the Slack Scene. I
Speaker 1: remember the Slack Scene, and they would buy every Saturday
Speaker 1: they come back with an outford of two. But my
Speaker 1: father did not like how skinny Twiggy was, and he said, Lorrain,
Speaker 1: what are you doing with this girl? Come on, she's
Speaker 1: so thin, she's gonna fall through her ass and hang herself.
Speaker 1: I love that line. I stole it when I was
Speaker 1: older and was writing about Kate Moss. I said the
Speaker 1: same thing, just picture that image. I don't know what
Speaker 1: made my father think of this. I don't think I
Speaker 1: think he made it up. I never heard anybody else
Speaker 1: say it. She's gonna fold through her ass and hang herself.
Speaker 1: I can't another classic line he came up with. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he came up with it, but
Speaker 1: when he said it, I spit out my wine. At
Speaker 1: the table he was talking about how cheap this guy
Speaker 1: at work is this guy named Hank, and he's like,
Speaker 1: Hank is tighter than the eagles ass on the quarter?
Speaker 1: Who thinks of an eagle's ass on a quarter? Of God?
Speaker 1: Talk about words that go good together? Speaking about words,
Speaker 1: my uh, my sweet friend and devoted friend of the show,
Speaker 1: and my former housemate, Gigi Levangi, our spirit in the sky. Chris,
Speaker 1: Elise's wife now has a new novel called Fast and Loose.
Speaker 1: Is a tremendous writer, New York Times best seller. I
Speaker 1: think this is her eighth book, eighth novel. She's I've
Speaker 1: seen her work when we used to when I lived
Speaker 1: with her, and you know, I was writing downstairs, she
Speaker 1: was writing upstairs. She's a dynamo. She's releasing the novel
Speaker 1: Fast and Loose a few pages at a time, a substack,
Speaker 1: which reminds me I kind of get a substant i
Speaker 1: think I think a bunch of you would read my
Speaker 1: words each week, wouldn't you? If I had a topic
Speaker 1: to talk about and just wing it? I think you.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you'd pay a small price. I think
Speaker 1: I think enough of you would do that that I
Speaker 1: could find it intriguing. I don't know. I don't subscribe
Speaker 1: to anybody's substant so I really don't know too much
Speaker 1: about it. But you have to do it nowadays. You
Speaker 1: have to have a substant If you have a podcast,
Speaker 1: you have to have a substat It's the law, speaking
Speaker 1: of which I'm telling you, I'm getting concerned. I'm getting
Speaker 1: more fearful of the podcast industry because from what I see,
Speaker 1: and I mentioned this before, but it's getting worse. Excuse me.
Speaker 1: There are too many of these podcasts that have huge audiences, right,
Speaker 1: but they becoming lazy and they're now booking big guests
Speaker 1: who are also on everyone else's podcast list. I don't
Speaker 1: need to hear James, I'm not James, Josh brow and
Speaker 1: who I find very interesting. I don't need to hear
Speaker 1: Josh Brolin on three different shows last week, Mark maron
Speaker 1: Bill Maher, I think he was on SmartLess or Cone.
Speaker 1: I mean it was Conan. It's too much. They're making
Speaker 1: the shows too much like late night TV talk shows.
Speaker 1: Audiences nowadays don't want to listen in on an actor
Speaker 1: promoting his new movie or his new fucking tequila brand.
Speaker 1: We're over it. They got to stop this. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I see it coming. And I hate to say this
Speaker 1: because I love Fly on the Wall with you know,
Speaker 1: Dana Carvey and David Spade, but I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: it's starting to sound like they're mailing and at least
Speaker 1: some parts of their show. The other show they do
Speaker 1: is super Fly, great name, but it's just them making
Speaker 1: fun of things on YouTube or TikTok or Instagram. And
Speaker 1: they are like three minute breaks for commercials three different times.
Speaker 1: No thank you. I mean to listen to a forty
Speaker 1: minute show, A get nine minutes of commercials. No. Podcast hosts,
Speaker 1: at least to me, need to be interesting, extremely open
Speaker 1: and honest and funny in a natural way. You don't
Speaker 1: need to just be the next you know, Colbert or
Speaker 1: Kimmel or Fallon. You don't need to just introduce people
Speaker 1: because the new book is out there. I just heard
Speaker 1: Danny Trejo, who look God bless the guy. Who was
Speaker 1: in prison, he comes out makes a life for himself
Speaker 1: in movies. He has no talent, He has no acting
Speaker 1: ability whatsoever. Can we stop it? Machete? Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen Machete? It's one of the worst movies ever made.
Speaker 1: He was just on Two Bears, One Cave. I like
Speaker 1: that podcast Tom Sigoor and Bert Kreischer burts a little much,
Speaker 1: but Cigar is fantastic. And you know what, treyho gets
Speaker 1: an hour and change. Two hours. No, it's too much. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, I saw that. I heard this the
Speaker 1: other day and I tell you it, this cut right
Speaker 1: into my chest. This is hard to hear. You're if
Speaker 1: you missed a Kelsey on the Kansas City Chiefs. So
Speaker 1: Travis Scott, who is that ridiculous rapper who was with
Speaker 1: the young Kardashian and had that concert where people died
Speaker 1: astro world at Debacle. He is now dating Kelsey's ex
Speaker 1: Kayla Nicole, that black chick that we all thought Kelsey
Speaker 1: had jungle fever for a while because a few of
Speaker 1: his exes were black, which is fine, but she's so
Speaker 1: different than Taylor Swift. Anyhow, Travis Scott apparently is with
Speaker 1: Caylen and Cole now and apparently he's having her bring
Speaker 1: other women back home with her so they can have threesomes.
Speaker 1: The question is, was Caylen and Cole always like this?
Speaker 1: Is this what Justin Kelsey had her do when they
Speaker 1: were together? And does he like this sort of thing?
Speaker 1: Because you know, you know, Dan Well, Taylor Swift isn't
Speaker 1: having any other girl in their bed, even the most
Speaker 1: extreme swifty And I agree with her, But is this
Speaker 1: what Kelsey liked? Or he didn't know that about his ex?
Speaker 1: He didn't know she was that freaky. It's always weird,
Speaker 1: you know, when you get with a new partner, or
Speaker 1: your ex goes to someone else and you hear about
Speaker 1: their lives and you know, you end up finding out
Speaker 1: what they were like with other men. It's always strange.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you hear things you don't want to hear. Okay.
Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was dating Michelle Brando.
Speaker 1: She wasn't the type of sleep around she had like
Speaker 1: three long term boyfriend's kind of thing. And before we
Speaker 1: got together, and we only got together because I made
Speaker 1: it happen, she would never have said anything. I would
Speaker 1: always pass her in the halls at E and I
Speaker 1: remember saying that looks just like Marlon Brando. And then
Speaker 1: I was looking at the credits one day on a
Speaker 1: show she was on at E, and I saw the
Speaker 1: name Michelle Brandam. I go, that's gotta be you know,
Speaker 1: she's got to be Brandow's daughter. This is me. So
Speaker 1: now I'm on a mission. Marlon Brandell's daughter is working
Speaker 1: at E. I'm a Brando freak. I think she's very pretty.
Speaker 1: I got to make this happen. And I would pass
Speaker 1: from the halls and I would just tell her you
Speaker 1: have my next girlfriend. And she'd like blush, maybe laugh,
Speaker 1: and keep walking, never stop to talk. Never. And one
Speaker 1: time Jack and Roe came to visit with the kids
Speaker 1: and I was giving him a tour around the offices
Speaker 1: on Wolfshe of Boulevard. Michelle passed by the elevator. Oh, Jack,
Speaker 1: ro this is Michelle Brandell and she's looking to be like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is Michelle Brandall doesn't know it yet,
Speaker 1: but she'll be my next girlfriend. And she blushes and laughs,
Speaker 1: and Rosie's like, yeah, my brother, if my brother says it,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be true, just laughing off. A year later,
Speaker 1: she's eating Thanksgiving dinner with our house and my on.
Speaker 1: So one time, we're driving in the car with my
Speaker 1: cousin Mario. He's driving, I'm in the back seat, Michelle's
Speaker 1: in the front seat, and I don't know why this
Speaker 1: came up. We're talking about the size of a guy's manhood.
Speaker 1: I forget why he came up, but at one point
Speaker 1: she just blurted out, oh, I dated a guy who
Speaker 1: could give himself head. First of all, my back hurt
Speaker 1: just hearing that and trying to figure out how he
Speaker 1: could do it. I've since looked up how men. Some
Speaker 1: men can do this. It's just they're very limber, they
Speaker 1: have certain body types, and of course they have a
Speaker 1: very long schlumk. But you know, when I first heard it,
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of a guy being able to do that,
Speaker 1: or maybe I heard it, but I thought it was
Speaker 1: a wives tale. And then she tells me how he
Speaker 1: did it, describes my position he was in too do it,
Speaker 1: how he can contort his body and reach himself and
Speaker 1: please himself. I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you
Speaker 1: tell me he gets himself off that way, And very
Speaker 1: matter of factully she's like, yeah, I saw him do it.
Speaker 1: I wait, hold it, And Mario's looking at me in
Speaker 1: the rear view mirror, because he knows who the hell
Speaker 1: wants to hear this about another man, especially, you know what,
Speaker 1: you'd like to believe you are the big guy, and
Speaker 1: you're the best and the biggest. You know how guys
Speaker 1: get that in their heads. They like to think, Hey,
Speaker 1: no one's like me, and then even if we aren't,
Speaker 1: we just like to think we are. So she just says, oh, no,
Speaker 1: he was too big. I got what about me? Oh no,
Speaker 1: you're just right, but he was too big. Like okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we heard the whole world heard how fucking diggy is enough?
Speaker 1: Now change the subject. Sometimes, fellas, don't ask too many
Speaker 1: questions about your ex and her exes. You don't want
Speaker 1: to know. But I'll tell you why I was thinking
Speaker 1: about this. That's a strange thought to have, I admit.
Speaker 1: But I read something about share and I'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a minute. But she was fourteen when she
Speaker 1: had this revenge sex she talked about in her book,
Speaker 1: And I was thinking, to my age fourteen fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: I had sex at fourteen, first girlfriend was thirteen, And
Speaker 1: then of course you don't have sex for a few
Speaker 1: years because you had it way too young, and it
Speaker 1: ain't like girls in middle school are just looking to
Speaker 1: give it up. So I had that experience that I was.
Speaker 1: I knew what sex felt like. And I'm still fourteen.
Speaker 1: I you know, I can't push it. It's just gonna
Speaker 1: happen when it happens. But my brothers in law, Jack
Speaker 1: and Frankie would always messing around with me, would be
Speaker 1: fishing or playing basketball, and they'd bring up masturbation and
Speaker 1: jerking off like they assumed I did it. I did.
Speaker 1: I never did that, Like I actually had sex before
Speaker 1: I ever masturbated. But I'm fifteen, or maybe right afterdad
Speaker 1: be fourteen fifteen, and I'm laying in bed. I remember this.
Speaker 1: Not in bed, I'm sorry. I'm laying on the bathroom
Speaker 1: floor upstairs, the upstairs bathroom, and I'm holding up a
Speaker 1: Penthouse Forum and I'm reading the words about this trucker
Speaker 1: who pitched up a headshot of that kind of story.
Speaker 1: And before you know, with the girls sitting on a
Speaker 1: stick shift, it just crazy shit for a fourteen, fifteen
Speaker 1: year old kid to read. And I'm I would lay
Speaker 1: down on the cold bathroom tile. I remember it. The
Speaker 1: tiles were pink and white and little squares and Mary's
Speaker 1: room was like fifteen feet away, and I could hear
Speaker 1: her Hawaiian music at times. My sister the Rain's room
Speaker 1: was right next door, and she would most likely be
Speaker 1: playing Chicago all the time. I can't even tell you. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: it must be some kind of innate thing that whenever
Speaker 1: I hear twenty five or six to four or you know,
Speaker 1: Sada day in the park, I think it was the
Speaker 1: father of July. I always think about me laying down
Speaker 1: on the cold bathroom floor and finding happiness, some messy happiness,
Speaker 1: and then having it clean up and get the rag
Speaker 1: and oh, you know, slipping into the washing machine downstairs
Speaker 1: when the one looks it was what a mission. I
Speaker 1: was never that guy who did it in a sock
Speaker 1: like that. I can't even think about that. But plenty
Speaker 1: of guys, you know, did it with socks. But I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what is funny though, and I'll get back
Speaker 1: to this riveting story in the second when I was
Speaker 1: with Debbie and you know, up in my room we
Speaker 1: used to have sex, and you know, no one knew
Speaker 1: my mother let up my room in fourteen, which is
Speaker 1: a mistake, but she did. And at one point I
Speaker 1: think I opened the door too quickly. In my room,
Speaker 1: I was pissed at something in the doorknob put a
Speaker 1: hole in the plaster, but we never fixed so there
Speaker 1: was that a hole in my wall behind the door.
Speaker 1: Why are they gonna fix this out, Lily, I'll get
Speaker 1: to it. He never got So after I was done
Speaker 1: with sex, I would take the condoment and throw it
Speaker 1: in that hole. I would even take a box of Trojans,
Speaker 1: the red box and throw those boxes and throw the wall,
Speaker 1: because who's gonna see it. You know, we're gonna leave
Speaker 1: the house one day, whatever the hell, and someone's gonna buy.
Speaker 1: It's their problem. Well fast forward, I don't know, seven eight,
Speaker 1: nine years later, and now I'm gonna get married to
Speaker 1: JENNI for my first wife. And where we're gonna live, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make an apartment upstairs my mother's house. So
Speaker 1: that hole upstairs my room, and Mary's room, their master bedroom,
Speaker 1: my old bedroom, like four rooms became our our apartment
Speaker 1: above my mother's house, and we lived there. Didn't pay
Speaker 1: rent so we could save money for our own house.
Speaker 1: So they meant they took down all the walls. So
Speaker 1: I'm out one day at the gym while the construction
Speaker 1: team is doing this. I come back and I see
Speaker 1: them sweeping everything, and in that hole in the wall
Speaker 1: they found I don't know, fifteen used condoms, a few boxes.
Speaker 1: It was awful. My mother's looking going, what the hell?
Speaker 1: I said, must have been in people before us? He goes,
Speaker 1: this house wasn't here before us? All right, it's me AnyWho.
Speaker 1: I'm laying on the floor. And I always was nervous.
Speaker 1: I used to look at the lock on the bathroom door,
Speaker 1: mab because I know Lorraine and I used to be
Speaker 1: able to stick our fingernail in the slot and unlock
Speaker 1: the door, and I couldn't be caught the act. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine that? So I was never completely calm unless
Speaker 1: I was absolutely home alone, and I never was because
Speaker 1: I Mary never left. But my mother I could hear
Speaker 1: walking down the hallway. She had heavy steps. She wouldn't
Speaker 1: bust me. And I don't think a Mary would even
Speaker 1: know what I was doing if she saw me, to
Speaker 1: be honest. But I remember that, and I remember how
Speaker 1: young I was and how innocent to be doing that.
Speaker 1: It was all because of this girl in school, Jennifer
Speaker 1: Cuty Jennifer Keuty looking back now had Angelina Jolie's face
Speaker 1: when she was younger and chubbier in the face, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, big blue eyes, a dimple on
Speaker 1: her left cheek that could hold a cup of water,
Speaker 1: great body, very developed for an eighth grade girl. But
Speaker 1: she was one of those kids whose families went skiing
Speaker 1: a lot during the school breaks winter breaks, so she
Speaker 1: and a lot of other kids would come to school
Speaker 1: in their ski jackets. Then ski jackets were form fitted
Speaker 1: to certain girls. They'd be tight around the waist and ribs,
Speaker 1: and it was like they look kind of sexy. Ski jackets.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, they weren't revealing, but they did
Speaker 1: hold a little young girl's frame. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: sounds ridiculous, but they did. They look good back then.
Speaker 1: They weren't big and bulky so and they had the
Speaker 1: tags hanging off their zipp or where they skied with mountain.
Speaker 1: And every time winter break was over, you could tell
Speaker 1: whose family had money, because I'm out there shoveling driveways
Speaker 1: for five dollars of pop and I got to go
Speaker 1: to school and see all these kids with their new
Speaker 1: ski jackets and their things hanging off their zipp is.
Speaker 1: Because they all went to hunt the mountain. What slope
Speaker 1: did you go on? Oh? I left the bunny slope
Speaker 1: for this slope? All right, what did you do? Aj?
Speaker 1: I shovel fucking driveway for five doles of pops what
Speaker 1: I did? But I thought about that because I read
Speaker 1: and by the way, I grew up. My first job
Speaker 1: out of college writing job was writing for Penthouse for him,
Speaker 1: and I'll never forget. I went to New York City
Speaker 1: for the interview. It was they just said in the
Speaker 1: paper a writing job with the amount of money. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a lot. It was like, don't twenty seven thousand
Speaker 1: a year. I trained into the city, did not even
Speaker 1: know what publication it was for. They said, we run
Speaker 1: a lot of publications. One of those day comments and
Speaker 1: I gave the guys some writing I did in college,
Speaker 1: et cetera, and he hired me. And I found out
Speaker 1: I was going to write those sexual stories for for
Speaker 1: you know, your name doesn't go on them, so no
Speaker 1: one knows you're writing them. But you know, it was
Speaker 1: me and a few of the people. One guy was
Speaker 1: much old, like in his forties. He looked ancient when
Speaker 1: I was there. But that lasted about six months before
Speaker 1: I split. But yeah, that was interesting writing sexual fantasy stories.
Speaker 1: I'm on Route fifteen him out of you know, Baker's Field.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck. Those stories are truckers and stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: So I'm reading about share when she was fourteen, get
Speaker 1: this crazy wild. As much as I can't stand her
Speaker 1: far left stance on everything, she's definitely written a memoir
Speaker 1: that's got a lot of juicy stuff in it. The
Speaker 1: excerpts are really good and also some curious things, like
Speaker 1: she said she lost her virginity at fourteen as a
Speaker 1: revenge tactic. Apparently it was a boy in her neighborhood
Speaker 1: who was very dismissive of her, and when they were together,
Speaker 1: he just ditched her after they had one kiss, and
Speaker 1: that hurt her. She couldn't figure out why he wanted
Speaker 1: nothing to do with her, so she felt in her
Speaker 1: little fourteen year old head, I'm gonna have revenge sex
Speaker 1: with this guy, even though she never wanted to, because
Speaker 1: she's thinking otherwise. You know, if she wanted to, why
Speaker 1: didn't she do it the five hundred times he asked her,
Speaker 1: but she always said no. So now he leaves her
Speaker 1: after one kiss? Okay, but she got so pissed that
Speaker 1: he dismissed her that she decided if she's not gonna
Speaker 1: lose her virginity, but rather loan out her virginity to him. Okay,
Speaker 1: Cher that she admitted that having sex for the first
Speaker 1: time was massively overrated, she says, and afterwards she rejected him.
Speaker 1: That was her tactic. And when he came to an
Speaker 1: end and the sex was over, she asked him, is
Speaker 1: that it we finished? And he's like yeah, and she
Speaker 1: told him go home, never come back, because she wanted
Speaker 1: him to feel just as dismissed as he made her feel.
Speaker 1: Of course, he tried to reconcile her, but she never
Speaker 1: spoke to him again. Now, she thought her mother would
Speaker 1: know she was having sex because she could see it
Speaker 1: on her face. Her mother warned her that the minute
Speaker 1: she lost her virginity, she know it because she can
Speaker 1: see it in her daughter's eyes. So after she has
Speaker 1: this sexual romp with this guy, she doesn't name the
Speaker 1: guy all. She says he was Italian. She has this
Speaker 1: ramp with this Italian guy. Oh boy, She runs to
Speaker 1: the mirror look at her face. She feels like she
Speaker 1: looks the same, and she went downstairs to talk to
Speaker 1: her mother. Her mother didn't notice a damn thing. Chare
Speaker 1: is very calculating and weird about this kind of shit.
Speaker 1: May you think girls are thinking like this guys, that's
Speaker 1: pretty wild. But she expected her mother to see sex
Speaker 1: in her eyes immediately, but she couldn't spot anything different,
Speaker 1: and Chare says she didn't look any different to herself either.
Speaker 1: So after the sexual the sexual date, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it, encounter, she told all little girlfriends, don't
Speaker 1: do what I just did. She said, the thing you're
Speaker 1: you're constantly talking about and chasing, it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: Just keep kissing boys that you don't have to go further. Now,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the guy was bad in bed, but
Speaker 1: who the hell's good and bed at fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: But what got me is the way she spoke about
Speaker 1: sex when she was on Howard Stern a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and the way she did it, I can
Speaker 1: tell she's just like Madonna in the sense that they
Speaker 1: love sex and don't want the man to forget who
Speaker 1: they were with. Right, So Howard asked her, do men
Speaker 1: expect fabulous sex from you? And she says yeah, and
Speaker 1: she goes and they get it. Because I can tell
Speaker 1: by their reaction, and I was like, okay, that got
Speaker 1: you got my attention. Okay, But then again, I still
Speaker 1: remember Val Kilmer, and she mentions this in the book
Speaker 1: as being the only guy to ever dump Share. And
Speaker 1: I remember when I stayed at Robert Evans's house that
Speaker 1: Val Kilmer was also staying there for a while, and
Speaker 1: he was staying in a different bedroom in the house.
Speaker 1: I was in the guest house, which is run off
Speaker 1: the pool, but I see valor around. In fact, I
Speaker 1: stole one of his white T shirts because I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta have welcomey shirts, so I don't have it anymore.
Speaker 1: But we talked one time around the pool, just casually.
Speaker 1: Not an easy guy to talk to. I think he
Speaker 1: knew what I did for a living and didn't want
Speaker 1: to reveal too much about himself. But I was gonna
Speaker 1: ask him about Share, but never got around to it.
Speaker 1: But he dumped chair Man. Some guys can be that way.
Speaker 1: But she either way, she's she's she got to be
Speaker 1: tough to be with because she was at her absolute
Speaker 1: best and most beautiful when she was with Val Kilmer.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he did it. She must be
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I think he was
Speaker 1: much younger and he felt like this is not going
Speaker 1: to work for me. Doesn't work with this guy A E. Edwards,
Speaker 1: who's with her now and she has gonna be eighty soon.
Speaker 1: What gets me is this guy was with amber Rose,
Speaker 1: who became a Trump loyalist recently. But I've always thought
Speaker 1: she was sexy, even though she got the tattoo of
Speaker 1: her kid's name on her head. She's very voluptuous in
Speaker 1: that way that a lot of girls got so Black
Speaker 1: guys of like their big ass and you know, I
Speaker 1: could do without that, but amber Rose is a very
Speaker 1: pretty girl. How do you feel if you're amber Rose
Speaker 1: and you get dumped and your ex boyfriend goes with
Speaker 1: an almost eighty year old woman. Jesus Christ. But my
Speaker 1: favorite cold moment of all time when it comes to
Speaker 1: a guy and a girl breaking up, I got a
Speaker 1: hand it to the actor Jason Patrick, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: has done some really good films. He's a great actor.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work as much as I like, but he made
Speaker 1: that film a while ago that what the hell was
Speaker 1: it called? I can't check now because I'm doing this
Speaker 1: fucking riverside. He did a really great movie. What the
Speaker 1: hell was it called? I don't want to bore you guys,
Speaker 1: I can't think of it, but definitely his best role.
Speaker 1: Uh not The Lost Boys, that was good. Uh I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't care, fine, but I'll look it up and
Speaker 1: put on the podcast subsesspace. He had my favorite breakup
Speaker 1: moment of all time, only simply because I don't think
Speaker 1: I can ever do this to anybody. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: he's dating Christy Turlington, the supermodel. This is the nineties
Speaker 1: when she was at her absolute most beautiful and the
Speaker 1: highest level of fame. I mean, Christy Turlington was forget
Speaker 1: about it. She was everything. I remember when I was
Speaker 1: younger walking into looking into the window of a restaurant,
Speaker 1: a hip restaurant downtown in Soho called Lucky Strike, and
Speaker 1: it was all the rage you had to get into
Speaker 1: Lucky Strike. It was a small restaurant, the size of
Speaker 1: like the size of maybe a two bedroom apartment, if
Speaker 1: not even that big. And I remember everybody smoked back
Speaker 1: then indoors, and I remember looking in that window at
Speaker 1: Lucky Strike, which had a doorman. First restaurant. I remember
Speaker 1: with a doorman, you couldn't just walk into the bar
Speaker 1: and have a meal or get a drink. You had
Speaker 1: to have a reservation and very strict. But I remember
Speaker 1: seeing Christy Turlington with Naomi Campbell and Linda Evangelista all
Speaker 1: sitting together and they you know those three. They used
Speaker 1: to call those three the Trinity. If the Trinity were
Speaker 1: at your restaurant or your club, you were good for
Speaker 1: at least two years. You can count on two years
Speaker 1: of insane amounts of money and pressed because the Trinity
Speaker 1: made it cool. That's how big. Christy was back. And
Speaker 1: Jason Patrick was a very handsome dude as well. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine was at dinner with them. They were
Speaker 1: all in St. Bart's together. Christy was a little bit
Speaker 1: of a pain in the ass at the table. I
Speaker 1: think she complained about something a little too much, maybe,
Speaker 1: which is not like her. Met her one. She seems
Speaker 1: very sweet, but didn't like something with the table, didn't
Speaker 1: like something with the waiter, something like that, and packed.
Speaker 1: Jason Patrick is getting more and more visibly pissed off,
Speaker 1: but he's not saying a word. So at one point
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm gonna go to the restroom real quick,
Speaker 1: gets up to go to the restroom, but instead he
Speaker 1: went right to their hotel room, packed his bags, got
Speaker 1: a card to the airport, flew back to New York City.
Speaker 1: Never said a word to her, never phoned for the airport,
Speaker 1: didn't even leave a note for her in the room.
Speaker 1: He just left. And apparently I think I heard they
Speaker 1: still haven't spoken to this day. Wow. Who knows what
Speaker 1: was up with him? Maybe Christy was happy they left.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was too big. Oh my god, think about
Speaker 1: that for a while. Guys. I'm aj Benza. Let me
Speaker 1: go cook my stuff. Shells. That was your daily Unfiltered
Speaker 1: podcast for November twenty ninth, two four. I'm out to
Speaker 1: Vegas on Monday morning for more poker, so we'll talk
Speaker 1: when I'm in Nevada. Hope you have a great meal, gang,
Speaker 1: and I'll talk to you soon